October 14th, 2009

Live Blog : PMQs Back to School


163 Comments

  1. 1
    BillyBob says:

    Thanks Guido…..

    • 31
      Anonymous says:

      oh great i see you’re back you pointless excuse for a human! you do realise there is some one on this planet who needs the space you take up more than you ? be a spunk and drop off the planet oh little student of offensive garbage !, go on no one will miss you !.

    • 35
      Anonymous says:

      Oh great you’re on here ! just what we needed a freakish waste of space to bring the tone down !.

      • 58
        jgm2 says:

        I think he, like Spiddo, MB, Harmans Snide etc etc are actually Tory black-op merchants. No matter how fucking stupid Labour are (and they are) there is no way they could think these jackasses would do anything other than galvanise anti-Labour sentiment.

        I mean who, reading that crap, is going to think ‘Yeah! Good point – I’d better vote Labour’?

        Ergo they’re working for the Tories.

    • 64
      the majority says:

      you sick fuck

    • 81
      Dead Brown Baby says:

      I wish daddy aimed the turkey baster more carefully into mummy….

      • 102
        jgm2 says:

        See, if you’re a Tory looking to spite who you perceive as a Labour wing-nut then all you’re doing is handing fuckwits like Toynbee a soundbite to get all faux outraged about. So that would be a fucking stupid thing to do.

        On the other hand if you’re a Labour muppet looking to plant a soundbite for Toynbee et al to refer to next time Guido’s on TV then this all makes sense.

    • 82

      Thanks for helping prove that the only good socialist is a dead socialist.

    • 152
      Fidel X Penses says:

      You’re not worried that Guido and the hosts of this blog know your IP address, I see.

      • 154
        Phil O'Pastree says:

        Clearly not. But if he’s at an internet cafe the why would he be? There’s plenty of software to hide IP addresses (so it’s difficult to block) although they can be traced.

    • 162
      Biffo says:

      I’ve got to the point that i enjoy reading the comments here but i can’t actually watch PMQs because i just want to hurl something at that thick fucktard stuttering & dithering on the screen. He’s a guaranteed vote loser for Labour (TG).

  2. 2
    urbantory says:

    Almost forgot about PMQs. Looking forward to Tractor stats

  3. 3
    Boycott the ПРАВДА licence fee says:

    So the empty, posturing wind-baggery returns, eh? More puppet theatre.

  4. 4
    McBroon says:

    I am sending 500 more troops to Afghanistan because, to be honest, the fewer honourable people willing to take up arms we have in this country the safer the members of this House will be.

    • 90

      Was looking for something else but found this quote
      “The usual road to slavery is that first they take away your guns, then they take away your property, then last of all they tell you to shut up and say you are enjoying it.” – James A. Donald

      Labour ARE like the Japanese
      “The people of the various provinces are strictly forbidden to have in their possession any swords, bows, spears, firearms or other types of arms. The possession of these elements makes difficult the collection of taxes and dues, and tends to permit uprising.” – Toyotomi Hideyoshi, Japanese Shogun, August 29, 1558

    • 121
      McBroon says:

      But the military will have to see that they are properly equipped, as that’s got fuck all to do with me – likewise the objectives. They are in Afghanistan doing a noble job of defending Britain’s borders.

    • 130
      Chomping at the bit says:

      did you notice he said that regarding the military covenant in respect of soldiers with mental health issues that they get preferential treatment….. that’s all the depressed MP’s way down the list for appointments then.

  5. 5
    bandersnatch says:

    Verse for the start of term…

    What the fuck?!
    At last good luck:
    Carter Ruck
    Have come unstuck.

  6. 6
    GB is boring, useless and still sodding there. says:

    who is that sitting next to Brown?
    I am looking out for the shaking hand.

    • 7
      it's spud. He's back !!! says:

      Spud Murphy. Scottish Secretary

      • 8
        GB is boring, useless and still sodding there. says:

        that lots reaction to Nick Clegg tells is all we need to know about what they think about expenses and him asking them to repay more.

      • 13
        Mrs Broon (No Relation) says:

        Otherwise known as the Skull for obvious reasons. What was the useless tosser talking about, missed it.

        • 16
          Seasick Dave says:

          Also known as a complete and utter chump.

        • 17
          GB is boring, useless and still sodding there. says:

          said nothing – just nodding every so often – I am so depressed this lot are back – q’s about the guides, a hospital in bolton etc…. where is jacqui smith? Why aren’t more people apologising?

          • Mzzzz. J. Boot says:

            . . . here I am boys . . . jus’ doin the last little bit to me ‘air . . . then I’m ready for yer . . .

            Woof . . . woof . . . !

            does my bum look big . . . . ?

          • Lil Olmey says:

            Why didn’t someone change the locks ?

        • 24
          GB is boring, useless and still sodding there. says:

          do you mean brown or murphy?

    • 96
      Axe The Telly Tax says:

      If Brown shakes badly enough we may hear him rattle.

  7. 9

    Seems like the absence has given Brown time to recover his rattled nerves. He sounds more confident than usual. I dont expect it’ll last long though.

    • 32
      Cycle Therapissed says:

      Writing as a doctor, – I wish to point out that the Beloved + Glorious Leader is full of verve and spunk (the latter term for the benefit of our friends from across the water – esp. Mr. J Odrama, of 1355 MyWalky Ave.)

    • 49
      Listening in says:

      Steve,

      It’s called DRUGS – loads of them and up to the hilt.

      Did you hear the pounding noise whenever Brown spoke ? It was Brown hitting the lectern with his fist (great clunking fist? My arse,more like great WANKING fist).

      At the end he was goaded into action and could not prevent himself from a momentaary lapse in to Brown rage.

      Have no worries,he is mentally unbalanced and will be a trembling wreck by the end of next week.

      • 70
        The Foxhole Atheist says:

        During the AFG statement, he was doing that funny thing with his leg, where he rubs the arch of his right foot against the calf of his left leg. Like a cricket, attempting to lure a mate.

  8. 10
    RavingMad says:

    so nothing on expenses then. the elephant in the room – parliamentary corruption – goes unheard. the guides get a call though. what fucking shit they are.

    • 29
      Reg511 says:

      Dave is just so determined to miss the indefensible goal

      History will show what a complete defeat he snatched from the jaws of victory

      Really tragic for the kids of the normal classes

      • 45
        NotaSheep says:

        Maybe he wants to ensure Gordon “electoral death” Brown stays at the head of the Labour party?

        • 56
          Reg511 says:

          What a shame, watching an assisted breakdown, live on Daily Politics over the next 7 months would at the very least go some minisule way for Brown to pay for what he has carefuly managed to do to our country. (Nuspelling Huntry)

    • 53
      Thomas Aquinas says:

      SSSHH! Don’t mention Troughing Pigs…the Shadow Chancellor might get upset!

  9. 11
    anon says:

    Sorry to talk about delivery rather than content, but why does GB pronounce words in such a bizarre way? I mean, ‘Alkee Ada’ ! It sounds like he is referring to a sozzled great aunt! And ‘ transPEARant’ is another one that gets my goat. If I didn’t know better, I’d say he was just attention seeking!

    Anyone got any other examples of ‘Brownspeak’?

    • 22
      Anonymous says:

      M M M M M Mr Speaker.

      I I I I I I ….

    • 30
      The word strangler says:

      I vomit every time he speaks – so many words are tortured;

      “Says” becomes Sayyz

      He had real trouble with the soldiers names and I felt Harman sits there with everything crossed hoping his head won’t explode.

      As for the reading of the names – by God I bet every MP suddenly realised that the first one to talk about expenses and not paying it would have been slaughtered within a few hours by members of the public.

      That these cretins were ever elected by anyone to perform any duty of any kind is simply astonishing.

    • 36
      Cycle Therapissed says:

      Guid wyth Fuid?

    • 38
      GB is boring, useless and still sodding there. says:

      may the force bewith you

    • 51
      RobC says:

      Con-stit-yew-ents.

    • 73
      Sir William Waad says:

      He sounds like an indequately-prepared American actor trying to do a Scots accent while still under the influence of last night’s drug intake.

    • 163
      Kevin says:

      Millions/billions instead of million/billion. “We will spend* another 12 billions on” – no, it’s not a plural word you complete and utter twatmonkey.

      * I mean “waste” of course, but he always seems to pronounce that one spend or invest.

  10. 12
    Former Tory says:

    Peter Bottomley “I intend to report Carter Ruck to the Law Society” & about time to

    • 76
      Ivor Schwartzporsche says:

      ‘In the Blueridge Hills of Virginia, leads the trail of the lonesome Spine’

  11. 14
    Friar Tuck says:

    This comment has been removed at the request of Carter Ruck

  12. 15
    SO17 says:

    O/T:
    I apologise for my harsh comments concerning the ‘Trafigura’ thread.
    It just makes me puke that the Guardian and its followers have done more to ensure OUR uneducated lawless kids will be the ones playing in Chinese toxic shit by attacking everything good in this country.

    • 95
      Hard-Lazing Voter says:

      Grauniad no likey racist imperialist korporat exploitation of Africa.

      • 139
        Aberdeen Angus McDayie says:

        Exactly. Exploitation of Africa should be a white business. How can anyone expect Grauniad readers and Beeb droids to cough up to collective guilt and tepid socialism when the Chinese are crawling all over the place building its infrastructure and doing reciprocally beneficial deals for resources? It makes peddling faux moral superiority a lot harder too, so absent the opportunity to tell them that their own stupidity is responsible for how backward they are, how their sexual proclivities fantasized by whites are what makes them all HIV positive as well as causes excess population AND excess infant mortality, how they are congenitally incapable of learning democracy as their chiefs want to be chiefs whatever the result, how their world music is really cool but they’re never going to match the real cats like Bono and Geldoff, and how they really all should be population controlled for their own benefit. Anyone can be a racist – but it takes a special sort of mind-set, derived from a special sort of education, to be a Grauniad racist.

        • 145
          Truth Sayer says:

          The Chinese have been stripping parts of Africa bare of palladium and other resources in recent years.

          But remember as the guardian narrative tells you; it is all Whitey’s fault that African kings sold them African people as slaves 500 years ago that Africa is being raped by the Chinese today………

  13. 18
    day trader says:

    Back in the real world:

    All the indications are that a massive bull run is underway in the stock markets. My charts indicate a target of 11,550 for the Dow (currently 9,871) and 6,100 for the FTSE (currently 5,255)

    If you’re not long on equities you should be asking yourself: why not?

    • 41
      Long? Oh I long for one thing only says:

      I am not LONG for this world if Brown is not taken out immediately

    • 74
      Sir William Waad says:

      Because it’s just a blind gamble.

    • 100
      Mandlesonisalyingtwat says:

      Soft twat.. You needed to be on this run 5 months ago. Too late now.. Only a real twat would recommend the average investor to jump on the FTSE now…

      • 142
        Anonymous says:

        1.57pm

        You’re a muppet. This bull run still has a long, long way to run.

        The theme of the next 18 to 24 months is equities up, sterling and house prices down.

        • 146
          tat says:

          bullshit run more like you fucking tit.
          the banks and therefore the stock markets owe the British taxpayer everything for without us the whole system would have gone tits up.

  14. 19
    BillyBob says:

    Shows what they think of all this……… Afghanistan statement ..half the House leaves at the end of PMQ’s shame on them!!!

  15. 20
    Scotched Earth Policy says:

    No mention of expenses, must be first all parties in agreement on what not to ask quetions about

  16. 21
    urbantory says:

    Last word, ace

  17. 23
    Sukyspook says:

    Thanks Guido – too many leaves on the broadband line again for me today, sadly.

    Love
    Suke
    x

  18. 25
    Road_Hog says:

    Interesting two page article (from last year) regarding the Nimrod issue.

    http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article3296568.ece

  19. 26
    Listening in says:

    Watching the PMQ’s with a pair of top of the range Sennheiser headphones – picked up at the end of PMQ’s when the PM’s statement was introduced;

    Bob Aintworthit got up and moves next to Brown

    Bob says to Brown;

    “No one goes to Afghanistan without training”

    Brown mumbles “wait”

    Bob has another go; “Nobody deploys without training,TA or anyone”

    Brown tries to look the other way while Bob then puts his arm around Brown’s bottom and continues trying to get the monster to listen.

    Fascinating – like watching a station ticket collector dealing with a naughty child.

    • 37
      Mitch says:

      The question about training was that the TA guy wouldn’t get paid for half his days. So f8ck-wit Ainsworth can’t even get it right anyway.

  20. 28
    bandersnatch says:

    PMQs all very civilised at present: both Dave and Gordon speaking about the good work being done for injured soldiers at Hedley Court rehab centre and Selly Oak hospital.

    Questions over mental health services currently available to traumatised ex-soldiers. Dave says Territorial Army volunteers not getting proper training before having to go out to Afghanistan, and they are being paid for only half of the training days… Dave now getting angry on behalf of one of his constituents in this position. The Gorgon, in patrician mode, and keeping his cool… ‘We are doing everything possible to…

    Oh dear me… we are now having to congratulate the girl guides on 100 years ‘service to the community’… Thanks to Madeleine Moon for that.

    Back to Afghanistan with Nick Clegg… pointing out corruption of Afghan government… that we are propping up an electoral system full of fraud…

    Gordy thinks it is remarkable that any election took place at all… ‘Alkie Ada’… she poses a direct threat to Britain.

    Clegg says Karzai must form a government of national unity because his probable ‘win’ is based on complete electoral fraud, with votes being delivered to him by warlords.

    Gordy says electoral commission is there to report on it, and they have not reported yet…

    Reconfiguration of NHS services in Burnley… yawn…

    The ranks behind the front bench are quieter than I expected… Blah blah… Question about pensioners living on savings, and the usual details being trotted out by Gordy: ‘We are taking the measure that are necessary’…

    Question about postal strike… Guess what? Gordy says: ‘It is not in the interests of anybody’… Sigh… Everyone in the chamber is on Mogadon, I think…

    Aha!… Carter Ruck and ‘secret injunctions’… Peter Bottomley says lawyers concerned should be forced to lodge copies of them in the House of Commons Library and they should be challengeable next day in the Court of Appeal. Gordy too wants to help ‘clear up an unfortunate area of the law’… gentle burbling of approval from all sides…

    Carbon capture question… Mmm… Everyone in favour… Move on…

    Mortgage providers are not coughing up with mortgages and are offerring terrible rate… Gordy agrees… The PM says he is supporting the building of lots of low cost homes for rent or purchase.

    Small overdrafts are too expensive… Boring boring… ‘We get it’… from the back benches… MP sits down. Gordy warbling on about help with cash flow for small businesses … This is definitely a dull PMQs…

    Homeless ex-servicemen… jobs for ex-servicemen. Gordy will write to MP concerned.

    Far too many children living in poverty in Wales… Opportunity for the Gorgon to burble on about the topic and Nulabour policies in general.

    Mark Hunter MP: Is Gordy replacing Nimrods with American planes? No decision yet says the PM. Nimrods are made in Hunters constituency.

    Exploitation of foreign workers… Unobjectionable reply. Low level burbling from the benches…

    Michael Spicer asks PM: ‘Will he confirm he will soldier on to the bitter end’… Loud braying all round as the house wakes up… Half of them leave, rudely, as Gordy tunes up with a long statement on Afghanistan…

    Other than a few Afghanistan questions early on, a very subdued and parochial PMQs…

    • 50
      Reg511 says:

      Good summary,

      meanwhile commentary message reframes the disgusting troughing of our ‘Honourable Members’ as a minor gardening incident, MP’s pay up and move on, nothing to see

      A true Leader could grab this situation, clean the Augean stables, and take us into a realistic world

      shan’t old my breath

      • 138
        Master Baiter says:

        Left out the first mortar about politicians making generals and generals making politicians.

        It definitely hit its mark, to much merriment. A real morale booster.

        Judging from when the General Dannatt politicisation leak happened the night before the Conservitude leader’s speech, Labour are absolutley cock a hoop with the unmasking of General Dannatt and his storm in a tea coup.

        Who Dannatt?

    • 120
      Axe Rant Imp says:

      Very good summary….

      It’s almost as if….

      Almost… as.. if…

      There’s something else on their minds…?

    • 144
      Aberdeen Angus McDayie says:

      Reconfiguration of NHS services in Burnley… yawn…

      Not a yawnsome topic, bandersnatch. B&P threat there to liebore, no? Liebore have already been accused of gerrymandering NHS funds away from Tory areas. More sauce was it?

      • 155
        bandersnatch says:

        You have better knowledge than me on that. I didn’t get the significance and so, wrongly, thought it a trivial local matter…

  21. 33
    Genghiz the Kahn says:

    Brown lecturing the Afghans about corrupt elections. He is the man in the know, Glenrothes, West Midlands Elections and the recent Scottish council elections.

    He needs to sort out the UK voting system is free from corruption, before the tells Khazi how to run an election.

    The keep Brown in Office Tories won today.

  22. 34
    Over Prescribed says:

    I thought Brown was going to get his trumpet out and march up and down the aisle when he answered the Girl Guides “question”/plant.

    He is on so many drugs he is a walking Boots Pharmacy.

    • 43
      And Over Here says:

      ship the f ucker back across the other side of the Forth, – the Fifth . . . anywhere so long as HE (or She) fucks off.

      Actually, put the b ugger on a plane for Arf Gorn i stan, – tip the little shit out over a suitable non-landing area.

    • 44
      GB is boring, useless and still sodding there. says:

      next week someone will be passing around jammie dodgers whilst the speaker puts up bunting at the PM jamboree….

    • 46
      GB is boring, useless and still sodding there. says:

      someone should have asked him if he was ever in the beavers?

  23. 39
    Out of his depth says:

    Anyone notice how when Clegg stands up,the grotty speaker – so impactful I can’t even remember it’s name – does not call for quiet and he then looks like a 6th former trying to answer a question in class while the sink estate scum around him mess around.

    • 55
      Truth Sayer says:

      Clegg the idiot had the chance to ally up with the Cameroons and instead went for Labour who only paid him lip service and have chucked him away already like a two bit whore.

      He deserves everything he gets.

      • 59
        Mmmm says:

        Tell me more about the whore……

      • 84
        rick says:

        Shades of Paddy Ashdown – he threw in his lot with Nu Liebour – it being the winning team. All he got out of it was a photo of himself sitting with the big boys at the cabinet table – then they dumped him like a used keenex. What chumps these Libs are!

    • 65
      Comment says:

      Lovely analogy, first proper laugh today,

      other than calling Dave ‘Opposition’

  24. 40
    Doc Trough says:

    Look at the fucker’s eyes! That is not the result of a few cups of Old Government Java.

  25. 42
    Martin Bormann(retd) says:

    Pa Broon needs better drugs, and more of them.

  26. 47
    Seasick Dave says:

    Why is it only Britain and America that Alkee Eeda are interested in bringing terror to?

    What’s wrong with the streets of Canada, Sweden, Finland, Mexico, Uruguay, Austria, Portugal, The Bahamas, Trinidad & Tobago, Botswana, Ghana, New Zealand etc etc etc?

  27. 60
    Anonymous says:

    Fucking disgracful. Our Mps rush off to get their dinners as Goron announces we are about to accelerate our Role in the Afghanistan war. These MPs do not give a shit for our boys and girls dying for their cause..They sent them there but do not have the common respect just to listen to what they have voted for.

    And where is the oppositon? In agreement, that’s where dave is.

  28. 63
    McGroom says:

    Dave and Clegg had better up their game at next weeks PMQ’s.

    That was a pathetic perfromance and did not cover anything we really care about.

    It just reveals Westminster as looking after their own interests first.

    Role on the election when we can exorcise the cancer of champagne socialists, duck fanciers, property developers and moat improvers and sundry other frauds

  29. 67
    NewsLion says:

    Gordon can stew his man bits in a pot of boiling water as far as i care, just go and go now!!

    http://newslion.blogspot.com/

  30. 77
    Oi Loike Golde says:

    Now we can factor in a general election and the possible defeat of Labour I expect steady strengthing of the GBP to 1.18 in February

    I still like Gold

    • 91
      Ivor Schwartzporsche says:

      I’m investing in fireworks and tickertape

      • 99
        South of the M4 says:

        I am investing in stronger locks and a baseball bat because the fun will start before any election.

      • 101
        mercury plumb pudding says:

        I am going to purchase a Vienetta and put it in the freezer for the election results

        If Vienetta was around in the time of Henry VIII he would eat it every day

  31. 80
    nell says:

    It is not clear to me whether he is sending out 500 more troops to supplement that 700 he sent last time or whether he is sending them to replace that 700 in which case he is reducing numbers by 200.

    Secondly he laid down provisos did he not ? – that they would only go if they can be properly equipped.

    Well since the ridgeback and helicopter situation has not improved any since the summer and aintbustinagut is still wingeing that he doesn’t know how to improve the equipment situation, it doesn’t seem likely that gordon’s proviso will be met does it?!!

    • 97
      righty right wing (mrs) says:

      “Gordon Brown also insisted Nato countries must bear their “fair share” of the mission by sending more troops of their own”

      So, just how many combat troops are our friends & partners in the EU sending from France & Germany?

      Or are they just upping the armed escort delivery of Merlot & Sausages to the Embassy partys in Kabul – as usual?

    • 98
      South of the M4 says:

      We have all learned that you have to speak “brown” to understand his convoluted duplicity. And in this case you are right. He will send none.

    • 109

      500 troops – that’s less than a battalion. If you factor in all the necessary support troops it’s barely two rifle companies.

      I know British troops are good but no matter how Nogbad they are 200 extra riflemen (max) isn’t a whole lot of firepower.

      • 118
        Truth Sayer says:

        he can’t afford any more troops.

        The truth of the matter is we probably could end the Afghan war if we where allowed to bomb the camps in the mountains and Pakistani camps.

        • 147
          Anon in FO Accounts says:

          No, we cannot do that.

          We have a different strategy.

          We are giving Pakistan £1 billion a year to close these camps.

          Estimated time to completion – 14 years.

          14 years & 14 billion quid to do something Cruise missiles could achieve in an afternoon.

          DFID is the only growth area in the UK economy now.

        • 148
          LABOUR PARTY STATEMENT says:

          TRUTHSAYER IS RIGHT, THE ONLY WAY FORWARD IS MORE BOMBING
          WE SIMPLY HAVE NOT BOMBED ENOUGH AFGHAN WEDDINGS
          AND WE HAVE NOT TORUTURED HALF ENOUGH DIRTY AFGHANS
          THAT IS WHERE WE ARE GOING WRONG
          GEORGE BUSH WAS RIGHT WHEN HE SAID WE MUST BOMB THEM INTO THE STONE AGE
          HOLD ON THOUGH, THEY ALREADY ARE IN THE FUCKING STONE AGE!
          OH SHIT WE WILL HAVE TO GO AWAY AND THINK ABOUT THIS A BIT MORE
          BUT WE WILL BE BACK SOON WITH MORE MILITARY BULLSHIT

  32. 88
    Daveyone says:

    Brown has one of these but it has to be used with hot air!! ( I’m no B/L fan)

    • 92
      Ivor Schwartzporsche says:

      You can buy a pretty good Air Conditioning unit for two hundred quid.

      • 117
        Curious of Cirencester says:

        What happens when the shit hits the Dyson fan?

        • 125
          Rob Roy says:

          Well @ 16 x input v output shit >>> with flow like bullet through butter… don’t get in the way of path.

          shit <<<<<<< come right back at source.

          Note to self… beware of breeze up kilt

        • 132
          Axe Rant Imp says:

          How many people have ever considered the problem of being “buffetted” by a fan? Is this an example of a design built to fulfil a requirement or a “clever trick” for which a useful reason has to be deduced.

          Who cleans a fan? Who cares?

          James Dyson cares.

          Oh yes, and his “hygenic” hand washers where you put your hands in a narrow enclosure where they contact two yellow pieces of rubber (as the opening is too small) at which point it blasts all the piss/water (piss in the case of northerners) straight up at your face. As useful as a dogshit dildo.

      • 127
        Anonymous says:

        Harry Wallop comes on at 3.20

      • 128
        streamfisher says:

        Don’t knock it even if he has outsourced all his manufacturing to China, air conditioning units use an awful lot of juice (= £££)

  33. 93
    Carter-Ruck says:

    Next week’s PMQs will be gagged.

    • 94
      South of the M4 says:

      Will make no difference. The output will be the same. We are on our own now it seems, us plebs.

  34. 105
    Tom says:

    That fan is an ingenious solution to a problem that doesn’t exist. “I like my rotary fan but i wish the air coming off it wasn’t so rough and choppy…”

    • 111
      jgm2 says:

      Next up : the ‘solution’ to the loud ticking sound your watch makes.

      Sounds like an April Fool gag to be honest.

  35. 112
    James ibbo says:

    I think Gordon Browns implicit use of the 37 dead soldiers to gain a upper hand in PMQ’s beggars belief.

    This is a newly instigated PMQ’s ritual started by Blair to enable him to gain a upper hand.

    • 113
      Anonymous says:

      I really hope you’re wrong.

      If there’s any truth to it, I hope he loses his sight.

      It would be the least the b*stard deserves…

    • 122
      Bill Gates says:

      Too right, and the way he kept thanking the opposition for their tributes and support of the troops was sickening. As if there was a chance they might not.

      He’s the same as Salmond with his Father of the nation act

    • 126
      Sarge says:

      Much like Blair’s appeal to keep his family out of the media -quickly followed by the entire coven posing for snaps ad nauseam.

      Guido called them all vipers earlier – if unwatched they will bite.

    • 129
      Dave says:

      I agree – laid it on too thick – at every opportunity

      Too much. Act of a desperate man !!!

      TWAT !!!

      • 135
        Pedro says:

        DC should have asked a single associated question – waited a bit – then steamed into the craven bastard with five others

    • 150
      Cmdr.Adama says:

      Prior to the 1st gulf war, last action the troops had was either N.I. or Falklands? Were lists of the dead read out in PMQs back in those days ….?

  36. 116
    Mehdi Hasan says:

    I’m an all round gay hating, infidel hating, mysgonist bigot and I love the tories.

  37. 134
    Anonymous says:

    The military asks for thousands of extra troops, otherwise they can’t do the job.
    Brown say he’s been asked for 500 which is clearly a lie.

    The conversation would have gone thus:

    Military: “We need a minimum of 2000 extra troops to do the job, and that’s just a minimum that’ll keep the dogs at bay temporarily”

    Brown: “You’re not getting them. I’ll give you a choice:
    a) Get no extra troops, get a reduction in your equipment budget, and fuck off
    or:
    b) Ask me for 500 troops and keep quiet about how many you originally asked for, and I’ll give you a maximum of 500 and put loads of string attached.”

    Military: “If that’s my only choice, then I choose b”

    Brown: “Ok, so now I can say in public that you only asked me for 500 troops”

    Brown’s an evil bastard. The truth will come out about his blatent lies and his evil blackmailing tactics.

    • 143
      Anonymous says:

      Brown is a sociopath, and, like all those with a severe personality disorder, he lies blatantly and without shame or conscience.

      He is determined to drive the country to bankruptcy and will then try to blame the Tories for it when they get in next year and try to sort out the horrendous mess.

  38. 149
    Daveyone says:

    But what is the usual manner?

  39. 151
    Snuggles says:

    Don’t forget Nick Clegg wants to be our next Prime Minster(hey stop laughing at the back there).

  40. 159
    Down with Brown! says:

    In the film Wag the Dog an imaginary President’s advisers faked a war to distract public attention from the President’s affair with a girl guide. Today a Labour MP asked a parliamentary question about girl guides to distract public attention from a war and a budget deficit and rising unemployment and the Lisbon Treaty and parliamentary expenses……

  41. 160
    Dame Celia Molestrangler says:

    Gordon is now a pathetic shambles.



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