Ed Vaizey’s Three Hour Lunch with Tracey Emin
Photo credit : a co-conspirator.
Just got off the phone a few minutes ago with Ed Vaizey. Guido called him via the Maitre’d of Scotts of Mayfair. When he came to the phone he demanded to know which table Guido was sitting at. Alas Ed, some of us have work to do.
His lunch partner – Tracey Emin – must be very entertaining. Guido makes it that he is into his third hour of lunch since a co-conspirator alerted Guido. The call went like this:
Ed What table are you at? I was just bemoaning that MPs can’t get away with anything.
Guido You do know there is a recession on? Get back to work.
EV I am going back to vote.
GF Can you hear the division bell in Mayfair?
EV I know what time the vote is…
GF Look it is alright for me to take a three hour lunch, I pay your wages.
EV It was not a three hour lunch.
GF Get back to work.
Just another tough day in the life of a hardworking public servant…
no wonder he is a fat hoon 3 hour lunch
It takes a lot of persuading to keep artistes to stay in the country. Perhaps negotiating an exemption for the arts of the 50% tax rate?
Maybe she’ll insist that in return he’ll become just another notch on her Van-go.
Who paid for the lunch?
“Who paid for the lunch?”
You did.
Everywhere there’s lots of piggies
Living piggy lives
You can see them out for dinner
With their piggy wives
Clutching forks and knives to eat their bacon.
I would presume that the Conservative Party paid for the lunch not the taxpayer.
Doubtless the receipt will find its way to the Fees Office with a postit attaced describing the luncheon as “vital discussions of national/constituency importance”.
We paid for the fat bastard’s lunch of course!!!
…No offence intended, but any of you bastards ever read John Stuart Mill ?
See the trouble you cause dad with your fooking listeria obsession? I hope Gordon Brown wins the election just to spite you ya old bastard.
AND WHERE’S THE FOOKING REFERENDUM on the LISIBON TREAT eh? I disown you – you aint my dad, ya PR prick…fuck you and your cocaine pipe *|*
signed : Dead Cameron Baby
You are perhaps one of the most pathetic individuals ever to grace this blog. Obviously, whilst in your pre-pubescent state you have little understanding of the offence you garner but I would strenuously advise you to go away.
but you are an internationalist you c’unt.
so what the fuck are you going on about the lisbon treaty for you fucking idiot?
you are a fool.
a wicked fool.
I really didn’t know trollery could sink so low
You are in no position whatsoever to be a judge of anything or anyone. You have crossed so many lines of decency and you don’t even give a shit.
*** GUIDO ***
You doubtless will have “Er1ic P1ck1es” IP address. Is there any chance you can post it on here. ?
His comments were in such disgusting taste I think it is worthy of naming the hoon.
Working in the broadband sector I can trace it down to a home or business very easily for you.
You sick hoon!
Its definately time to name and shame this utter utter hoon. Fcking disgraceful.
We know where you live.
Guys you are missing the point here, this cnut is posting something that is derisable, in appalling taste irrespective of political allegiance. To lather an attention seeker with precisely the attention it wants is unlikely to be effective.
I think just as we would necessarily hope that such posts would be deleted, we should stop short of requesting people’s names and addresses to be published online, it would do more damage in destroying the anonymity that is assumed when people post here.
Don’t act like a lynch mob- the internet is full of assholes like this who have no boundaries, just feel a momentary pang of disgust and pity for someone who finds it enjoyable, and MOVE ON to something else without giving the fucker what it wants.
Getting a bit worried now are we ???
Not that I know much more than fuck all about this stuff, but I imagine modding is auto and as soon as GF is ‘hands on’ he’ll delete such garbage. It’s probably more about discrediting the site than seeking attention. It’s human nature to tar everyone with the same brush, we all do it; politicians, public sector workers, party supporters – ‘they’re all the same as each other’ etc. If one commenter is a sick fuck, they can say we all are.
*Sigh*
No I just wish people here would give trolls less time.
Would MB post so often if people didn’t give it what it wanted?
Just move on, ignore…
: )
Agreed, that said, there’s nothing to stop Guido from privately identifying the IP address and publishing the findings.
I tried to post the 24 Hour Carter-Fuck Twatphone here yesterday but the comment was deleted, In fairness I can undersatnd why as an admin of a site like this you wouldn’t want to go “too far” lest such activities could be construed as criminal.
But in any case, troll success – we’re discussing it. (as usual)
The best way to deal with a Troll is to print their name.
Have you noticed the troll has gone quiet. They suddenly realised that one simple decision & we can have their name and address on here.
Maybe this troll wont sleep tonight.
Guido – nail the koont !
But you realise it’s hard to do that, it depends on whether someone has a dynamic or static IP, and even then you still (depending on which one) have a barrier of an ISP, if the person concerned had gone through a proxy server (of which there are thousands) you would have a dead trail from the beginning.
What IS easier is commercial addresses, because they are generally administered on known IP ranges – for example, if you found that the cnut concerned was doing it from Labour offices it could be very damaging.
I just think that you have very little chance of finding a name, there’s barriers, and if you think about how many hurdles Intellectual Property outfits have to go through in order to get a name/address for someone filesharing I think it unlikely in this instance.
Would like to be corrected though – someone might have some sort of access that circumvents the above..
Such is the burden of free speech unfortunately.
A point that the anti fascist brigade would do well to take heed of when they seek to shut up legitimate parties from having their say.
I may disagree wholly, exclusively and necessarily with what you say, but id defend to the death your right to say it.
However, such comments as made by this ere troll deserve contempt, but let him say it it, it lets us all know what kind of a lowlife he really is.
Dear “A Bit Of Calm”
I can have most IP address traced & through most of the ISP providers as well.
Wont be a problem once Guido posts his IP address. Will take less than 24 hours to do.
I LOVE TROLL HUNTING ! Especially those that stoop to such barbaric comments. Maybe the troll has realised the errors of its slimey ZanuLabour ways & like this government has no morals.
The fact that it’s in diabolically bad taste is just tough shit, I’m afraid. You either have free speech or you don’t. Some will abuse it; most wont. and if we start falling for gagging a somewhat obvious agent provocateur like this piece of shit for his 2p worth, where’s it all going to end? Once a precedent has been set, it’s a slippery slope and the only winners are the enemies of truth in government who seek to enslave us all. This POS is a nobody. Learn to deal with it: ignore the cnut.
Oh, it’s you again. Ofcourse, IP tracing is relatively easy using WordPress…
Your problems will not come from being outed on the net. It’s when you are outed to friends and family.
Case in point. A Hoon very much like yourself (same line in with) was attacking a bulletin board with obscene posts. He thought it highly amusing to abuse his position as an IT consultant. Until he was outed.
Within a week all of his clients had fired him and pretty soon his wife threw him out.
That was fun.
But this is the thing, where do you draw the line?
I saw no one raise a hand in objection to jokes about stephen gately’s recent death – the difference in this case is:
a) it’s a child
b) it’s not funny
But in terms of “how offended it makes you” (the frankie fraser mad’o'meter, if you like) does it make you more offended than muslims get when people publish cartoons of the prophet.
In both instances, I am in favour of anonymity, I support the right of people to publish material that is objectionable, whether it is funny, has value, or in the case of this issue, is devoid of humour and simply offensive to us.
Because the other alternative worse, and if the govt proposed doing it here you and everyone else would be rightly mortified.
We’re adults, things offend us, but we deal with it because we can.
And the Court of public opinion mainly watches sky and reads the fucking sun.
You disgusting twat!
Out this clown – trolls are trolls but this one has crossed a line
Sick and pathetic. Abuse our hard-won freedom of speech and you simply hand to them on a plate the argument for even further restrictions.
No doubt the “lunch” went down on expenses.
Shouldn’t his boss dock his wages for taking time off work without permission?
How can anyone look at Tracey Emin for 3 hours, did he sound pissed Guido?
Aint Trace a real woman of da people artist? What is the old slag doing dining in Mayfair? Another fucking champagne socialist.
“Another fucking champagne socialist.”
The socialist elite, their hangers on and the politically correct art / luvvy squad, all are.
These New Labour Aristocrats even have their own Gentlemans Club in Soho , its Called The Groucho. Toffs the lot of ‘em !!
I see the wine list at Scotts has a rather nice, Le Montrachet 1999 Grand Cru, Etienne Sauzet , a snip at a mere £750.00.
How heartwarming it is to see our political class reflecting the austerity around them, with such humbling self sacrifice.
Wonky faced spunkbucket.
She’ll love France. Loads of hairy arsed Turks and no soap.
The Groucho – is that from the Marxist pedigree?
Not me mate, I am still a man of the people still doing benefit gigs to get rid of Fatcher and to save the miner’s jobs.
I feel a bit sorry fer ‘er, like. The lass has an ‘orrible face with a complexion like a welder’s bench. She’d never have got anywhere in the real world with her own merits. Just like every other socialist, if the truth be known. Sad, i’nt it?
I don’t think Tracy Emin has ever professed to being a socialist. She recently expressed disgust at the high tax rates in the UK, which is fair enough, to the extent she may emigrate. You may not like her art – I certainly don’t – but she doesn’t leech off the state and without having had any advantage though a privileged birth she has made a real success of life on her own. Good for her. Her tits ain’t half bad either.
All I am reading is the classic British trait of sour grapes against those who take more risks than themselves and reap the rewards. If she was a worthless Lottery winner she’d get nothing but admiration.
Vair true. Vair vair true.
It’s just such a shame about the boat : (
Point taken Phil, Tracey is a treasure.
Instead of which she gets nothing but admiration for being a worthless artist!
Emmin. Perfect example of an Illuminati champagne-swiller. Zero fucking talent, yet paid shedloads of wonga and celebrated by the (not so) great and good for turning out work after work after work of pure shite. This bitch should have been strangled at birth and flushed down the toilet (half way) with her toes still sticking out and then her mother could have exhibted the result as a “controversial work of art” at some Paris modern Art show in about fucking 1975.
Lord Saatchi bought much of her old shit to make himself look cool and trendy and it was wonderful news when the warehouse he stored all her soiled old sheets and fanny pads got burned down in a great conflagration (thank you, God). I’ll bet he did alright out of the insurance claim, though!
Fucking artists! Artists my fucking ARSE.
“This bitch should have been strangled at birth and flushed down the toilet (half way) with her toes still sticking out”
As is practised in Red China and Imperial Rome. Yep a sure sign of totalinarianism if ever there was one. Thanks but no thanks.
“It’s an artistic allegory, you WANKER. Only artists would understand the underlying metaphorical value of the juxtapatation of libertarianism – and indeed Libertinism – with social responsibility that this witty, pithy, yet vitriolic utterance conveys.”
- The Guardian
you’ve given her ‘inspiration’ for her new work
What are they voting upon. Do we know?
They are voting for to extend lunches from 3 hours to 4
Have a heart. We MPs regularly eat there.
There is an exceptional wine list but the service is very slow.
You can’t leave before the sweet trolley comes round either.
Black muscat jelly with Jersey cream . Snip at £10.50
113 – …and, at least as important, do they know?
was the lunch Halal?
I presume Mr Vaisey and Ms Emin dined from a trough.
Spelling 2/10.
Wit 0/10.
Dunno, but the table cloth is now hanging in Tate Britain.
She definitely needs gagging.
no, we don’t approve of cruelty to animals in a civilised society
Ed who?
Getting ideas above your station Guido!
Well done – hound the fuckers into the ground.
Persecute them without mercy.
To be fair, even though he’s got the culture brief – sitting down with that horrible pikey is more work than i’d be comfortable with; rather clean out my drains frankly. Odious creature.
Yep. He has my sympathy. I’d rather dine with the fuckin’ Gorgon.
After the Battle of El Alamein, a member of the House of Commons protested that the victorious British general Montgomery had hosted a captured German general, Wilhelm Ritter von Thoma, for dinner.
Churchill replied ‘Poor von Thoma, I too have dined with Montgomery’.
She really is a dirty girl, he might catch something from her!
After their three hour lunch, they went to back to Tracey’s flat and spent three hours in her unmade bed.
Glad to know where my tax money is doing
note date…. check ex’s when disclosed!!
I’d want more than 80 grand a year and unlimited expenses to sit next to that trollop for three hours. Who would be an MP?
As for having the meeting over lunch – imagine having to tuck into your snap while staring at close range into a bulldog’s arse and you can see that Vaizey has been going above and beyond and deserves our sympathy and praise, not opprobrium.
Not only that, but some f***er might change the rules in a few years time and retrospectively demand that Ed pays for the meal himself, instead of putting it on exes. Just when he was getting over the trauma.
Perhaps it’s punishment from Legge, how were his exes by the way?
I hope he’s got a four hour therapy session booked for having to sit looking at Emin for so long, listening to that pretentious garbage she comes out with.
I know I should ‘t but I think I would.
See my posted photo link in post 14, I think you would, dirty little madam.
the answer’s still no
Actually I could do a Sarah Brown a doule paper bag jobby on her.
Can you imagine Gorgoyles bag dropping off mid thrust, Sarah Sarah am I in yet. No Gordon I told you to take the blue viagra tab to counter your anti depressants. No not in there Gordon that is reserved for a real man and the father of your children.
p.s. i have had worse oops
Me too….uurrgghhh…got proper knob rot off it also. A very bad night indeed. Whoops – may have put tea in jeopardy.
Thanks awfully for that horrid mental imagery.
Im off to the kitchen now, to hack my head off with a rusty butterknife to try and erase it all.
ed vaizey has always been in it for himself.
public servant?
don’t make me fucking larf.
Second or Third generation Parasite
under the microscope he squirms like hell
I think this is excellent, perhaps the people who have been watched can now turn the tables and we can create a blog and website dedictaed to spotting MP’s out and about.
Most of us have phones and camera’s so come on little peeps let’s get teh barstards baclk
As I don’t have a bottomless pit of taxpayers’ cash to dip into, I don’t tend to hob-nob in the same circles.
Yeah! Where can I park my van?
Next to my van. FOOL…
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Maybe we should just tag the fuckers who do not repay for life, where life means life.
The Romans had a better idea. They branded the word FVR (i.e. “thief”) on convicts’ foreheads.
Beware anyone with a fringe.
Stay clear of Edinburgh then!
Laney, that is funny and Im from Edinburgh : 0
Nice one, the Hoons spy on us every day via their poxy CCTV, council wankers playing at James Bond to catch people letting their dogs crap on the pavement or trying to get their kids into a better school and internet police to read what we talk about via the net. Turn the cameras on the fuckers and watch them squirm and plead for privacy!
Didn’t Hattersley get so fed up with Eye readers spotting him in resturants, then writing in that he had been seen with a woman, not his wife somewhere in London?
Brown Hattersley seen with women? I find that unlikely.
That was no woman, that was his beard…etc, etc
The fat Hoon was always stuffing his face (doubtless at our expense)
Top work……….!!
And for our foreign visitors who may wonder who Tracey Emin is or what she looks like. She’s an artist, of sorts.
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/08/04/article-1041390-02277AA100000578-879_468×630.jpg
How much for the still life?
Her latest work-”A politician surprised in ninth oyster”
Nice tits, but still a 3 bag shag.
5 9 1 Taxi!
And who paid for them?
Did she get a grant from the Arts Council?
With a face like that, you need knockers like those.
Fair point.
And the likely cause behind the extended lunch.
Food was finished in 1/2 hours.
Followed by 3 hours of embarrassed silence as boy Vaizey sat there staring.
Is she a taxidermist’s demo model?
Guido, I think you’re moving into dangerous territory. You are on the verge of officially becoming a twat.
Why/How?
Get a life, you moron.
The Penguin
Whatu onabaht? He graduated from twat college years ago
I could kill peirs ‘fake torture photographs scum’ morgan with punch and would gladly do it
*with one punch
Is he standing for Parliament?
If I took a three hour lunch break at work I would probably get punched in the face (he says blatantly on GF during the day…)
Vaizey is one of those spoilt little rich kids who wouldn’t know how ordinary folk are coping with the recession. My son’s just been made redundant – what prospect of another job soon in London?
To Vaizey and all the other arrogant Makkabi wiseguys, I say: you make m,y stomach churn
What is a makkabi wise guy please?
What prospect, of another job, in LONDON you ask??
Are you shitting me?
Are you a mentalist?
Do you mean LONDON ENGLAND?
No jobs?
None?
At all?
None there at all?
Seriously?
No work to be found?
No fucking vacancies whatsoever in LONDON?
I agree though, Vaizey is a c’unt.
If you can’t find a job in London then you’re a skiver.
We’ll be paying for his lunch no doubt. Hurrah for us.
if we are paying for it, then we should chose the options – how about a nice plate of splintered glass pate with a sprig of mint to start……
Surely, how much and who paid?
Terrific work. Push piggy noses in the pooh.
How much is tracey Emin worth?
I ask this because if she moved to France the french state would demand that. In all its details, every last penny she owns, everywhere on earth, and slap a tax on it if its over something like £500k. Every year.
Perhaps she should spend more time with her accountant.
Not necessarily – there’s an exception for artists/artistes. Why d’ye think Johnny Depp spends most of his time hanging out of the back of Paradis there?
Let’s not forget that Ed wants the Government to “regulate” the Internet
http://quadrigaconsulting.co.uk/gov2010/index.php/2009/08/24/ed-vaizey-mp-to-speak-on-internet-regulation-panel/
Find me a politician who doesn’t.
I think the exception is on the monetary value of works of art, not the “artistes”.
Johnny Haliday is off to switzerland.
Tory, Labour, Limp Dims, whats the difference?
It is all pretence for the mug punters, watch CMD`s “tories” in action after they win the next election.
If you shut your eyes they all sound the same, if you open them you would be very hard pressed to differentiate between nearly all of them.
Consensus politics has destroyed choice and is designed primarily for the destruction of democracy as a viable political system.
Message to the political class, no we do not all agree and we do not all want the same outcomes, represent our views or you will be destroyed.
Another labour troll with the desperate spin that “they’re all as bad as each other”.
Well, as a floating voter I don’t have any great faith in the Tories but one thing I’m sure of is that they won’t be anywhere near as appalling as Brown and his sycophantic gang of cockroaches.
The Tories will be getting my vote because I can’t wait to see the back of these stinking Labour turds.
“Another labour troll with the desperate spin that “they’re all as bad as each other”.”
Erm not actually, frustrated and angry former tory, who despises what passes for political choice these days.
I too, will vote for the NuTories, out of desperation rather than hope, though I expect CMD to disapoint in record time.
The fact is that the mainstream political spectrum in the UK offers virtually no choice at all.
They agree on virtually everything, the only debate is how we arrive at the same statist, multiculti, pro EU, green socialist, Keynesian, undemocratic “utopia” more efficiently.
I repeat, they are ALL the same.
Hope, that was all that was left in Pandora’s box!
“Another labour troll with the desperate spin that “they’re all as bad as each other”
Trying to pigeonhole someone as something derogatory simply because they share a differing viewpoint to your own is the height of ignorance – why else do you think the government have made so much use of this method for the last 12 years?
Slimy consensus is easy. Look at the stick Thatcher took for being a conviction politician. The pain is simply not worth it for decent people – maybe a strong dictator ship is the only way from here on.
said the nazi.
Did anyone watch the Gorgon do his statement on Afghanistan today ? The trougher palace was fuckin empty. These clowns don’t give a flying fuck that hundreds of soldiers have died for their country. Seeing the The PM and Cpl Jobsworth sitting giggling while Nick Clegg spoke was repulsive. I’d send the fuckers to Helmand for 6 months. Wipe the lardy arsed smirk off their overfed chops. Fuckin hoons.
This is the worst government by miles we have ever had the misfortune to have in this country. Lead by the worst prime minister ever.
Too true. Too many low quality people in government.
Tracey Emin, what a joke. Call that art? I certainly don’t. Her and Damien Hurst must be laughing all the way to the bank.
So-called “Brit-art”, typical of the sort of dross produced under psycho Brown and his appalling Labour government of all the scumbags.
She slipped on the way to the bank and the piccy is HERE!
Now that’s what I call chump change!
Tracey Emin is to art what Gordon Brown is to Prime Ministership.
They’re both messy and claim their offerings are world class
Maybe there talking about Emin creating a new work of art like the “Bed” only this time with Vaizey’s skid marks down the sheets.
O/T but interesting to see that vicious old crook Berlusconi is now plugging Tony B as our first Reichs President. The word is that in return for this support, Tony has promised Silvio immunity from prosecution. What fun!
A wise and clever man, our Silvio.
Thanks Guido. My wife told me that she was in Norfolk this week, but I can see her on the next table. Don’t know who the bloke is. Can you confirm that this was today, please, as this could well be the breakthrough that I was looking for. Thank you again, I’m very grateful.
It looks like that Labour troll Sweaty Will Hutton.
Probably trying to flog his wife’s property portfolio before the market crashes.
Too Late!
Looks more like Toenails to me… they’ve all got to be public funded troughers, the other tables are empty — back at work.
Okay I’ve just looked this guy up. Shows how interesting he is to me that I didn’t know he was in my party. Sounds like he needs to get a swift kick in the Constituency and get back to work. Disgraceful! I hope he didn’t put it down as expenses!
Ed Vaizey is losing the plot. He recently came out in support of the BBC, against top slicing the licence fee to support public service broadcasting by the commercial sector and against selling Channel 4.
Gone native big time.
Most of his girl friends are lookers though.
You seem to have a spelling mistake in the last sentence – that l should be an h
Berlusconi backs Blair for EU Presidency.
Surely that’s the end of the Liar’s campaign?
Even better if McSnottie backed him, surely ?
these bastards need a chip inserted so that we can tell how many hours of work they do and if and when they are in the house
I suggest a jacket potato rather than a chip — fired at high velocity.
I wanna live like common people, do the things that common people do.
Vaizey has family money. He can afford Scotts, Emin is is mega-wealthy now
Emin btw alwaysw looks dirty – sort of greasy. I’ve been close enough more than once to know!
Iused to have a job on the fringe of the ‘art’ world. Hirst is cute, in every sense – she ain’t
But she does have a nice pair of breasts and a nifty cleavage.
She has a dark skin tone due to where her dad came from.
Clearly a stupid ignorant scumbag to dumb to understand just how horrible it is to lose a child – no one deserves to have that experience and any decent human being wouldn’t even wish it on their worst enemy, which speaks volumes about the kind of pond life that thinks it’s okay to crack jokes about it.
You aren’t Dolly or McPoison by any chance are you?
In fact I take back my final comment – I think I’d be right in saying they both have kids, so neither of them would surely stoop quite as low as this piece of shit has.
He is indeed a piece of shit, and textural analysis reveals that it is our old ‘friend’
s-p/ae do s_ho/rts
Well maybe it won’t be so “cushy” after the general election, there is a God!
Cheer up. Prof Prescott on telly tonight explaining the north/south divide. So why do the BBC think we wish to listen to the opinions of a lying thieving pie-chomping fuckwit who can hardly string two words together?
Pray tell.
I thought you Northerners understood him
Not in Hull apparently – they keep voting for him.
Presott’s trip to China for the climate conference gave us that brilliant video he took from his toilet. ( complaining about auto flush shitters etc ). Any chance of seeing it again Guido ? It was funny as fuck. Only beaten in fun by the readers comments.
talking of climate: TheEcologist (.co.uk) have released today, a report saying carbon capture is more effective by forrests and oceans. The Ecologist!
you forgot to mention he also shagged his staff on the public purse.
I thought it was on a desk.
If it’s as big a laugh as his last series about “Class” I should set the recorder. Pauline will no doubt try to curb his more frenzied outbursts like last time !! The guy is a natural successor to Les Dawson and for some unfathomable reason seems to be in his element. He is a born comic performer of which fact he appears totally unaware of. Pity about his inferiority complex and enough chips on his shoulder to make two chip butties cos’ otherwise you could actually almostwarm to the bloke(ignoring his politics of course)
See what I mean, can’t a chap even have a nice lunch in peace!
Go for it Guido!
They’ll not feel safe anywhere soon, which may mean they get on and actually do some *work*.
Trouble at t’Mill? Try Benthams. He’ll have you breathing better in no time. And 100% ready to resume troughing.
I bet he expenses lunch citing research on High Net Worth individuals leaving the UK over the 50% tax rate. As Vaizey was joint first in claiming the absolute maximum Additional Cost Allowance and he is pretty handy with his Incidental Expenses Provision he is a tier 1 trougher.
Cameron said that the Conservative party had to be seen to do the right thing over expenses. Perhaps someone from Dave’s office should clarify with Vaizey that troughing high on the hog with a known con-artist may not be “seen” to constitute the right thing.
I have no money at all, but I find the British in one of their periodical attacks of Puritanism to be utterly repugnant. There are three people at the table, and was clearly a fourth – see the coffee cup in front of the empty chair.
We have no idea who paid for lunch and no idea of its purpose or agenda – most long lunches in London are in the course of business of some sort. It’s an amusing pic, but Purrr-leeze!
Calm down, Charles. We only take the piss, because here we have a table full of sanctimonious Socialist bastards who normally tell us how much they identify with the working classes, living the life of Reilly – probably on working people’s money, directly or indirectly.
You do realise that Vaizey is a tory?
Do you not record your phone conversations? … be much more fun for us if you did!
I bet the governement does
There’s probably an unmanned drone equipped with laser guided missiles permanently stationed over “Guido” with a direct link to Brown’s Bunker.The only thing that keeps Brown going is the thought that on the morning after the election his final act as Prime Minister will be to issue the launch codes!!
But being Brown, he’ll miss
Why do you suppose it’s the taxpayer that’s paying – he’s not a government minister. Anyway, long lunches should be encouraged. If they spent more time enjoying a long lunch then maybe they would spend less time intefering with us. Guido, do you prefer life with or without long lunches?
3 hours? Maybe she was hard work?
Errr, maybe because we pay his wages.
They might have been talking about the tax plans. After all, Tracey knows what it was like to be a struggling young artist. Tax breaks for the arts?
Why not? Sounds like a workable idea.
Fuck the arts.
Tax fucking artists less than those who actually do productive jobs?
Because we really REALLY need more pretentious art in this country.
Tracey Emin was working – she will probably throw a few glasses of wine on the table,smear some food over it and the Tate Modern will be gagging to buy her latest “work of art” for £2 million. !!!!
Yaaaaaaaaaahh, sounds frigging maaaaaaavelllous daaaarling! MWAH MWAH!!
You forgot she would need to shit on it also, and then have it endorsed as a kosher masterpiece by Sachi & Sachi.
#248 just earned me several curious glances from co-workers wondering why I’ve just cackled like a madman
Cheers Guido, Mr Vaizey is my MP. Will remember this for when I next meet him.
Can you please get rid of that offensive name?
..No offence intended, but any of you bastards ever read John Stuart Mill ?
See the trouble you cause dad with your fooking listeria obsession? I hope Gordon Brown wins the election just to spite you ya old bastard.
AND WHERE’S THE FOOKING REFERENDUM on the LISIBON TREAT eh? I disown you – you aint my dad, ya PR prick…fuck you and your cocaine pipe *|*
signed : Dead Cameron Baby
If ever there was a case on here to ban someone….this is surely it Guido??
There is no registration here so how do you ban someone? New ID, another IP addie – easy peasy.
Freedom of speech is a responsibility as well as a right. Numpties like you simply make it harder for those who have something worthwhile to say.
SPIT IN HIS FOOD!!!
http://newslion.blogspot.com/
newslion, well you stop posting that fucking irrelevant link to your shitty blog after every single post you make?
Your signature = SPAM.
Don’t click, folks
Tracey, Ed and the poorly dressed companion were obviously lost.
They have no shame. You’d think they would be uncomfortable in a restaurant like Scotts.
Mayfair isn’t what it used to be.
Good: Expenses scandal has ignited interest in politics. At Last!
Bad: Morons who never gave a shit about politics before get confused over ‘entitlement’ to an opinion and ‘worthwhile’ opinion.
All this bluster and rage from ‘taxpaying victims’ who don’t know their political arse from their elbow. Yes, some MP’s have had their snouts in it. Yes, they should be punished. Yes, let’s get angry about it and change the system. But that doesn’t make everyone a fucking expert on everything overnight.
Simple question for all the deeply upset people in this damp little blog:-
Why do you think politicians spend time making links with people outside professional politics?
Guido, you’re brilliant but really should know better!
The way Mark Oaten did?
Dan G
You self righteous prig. You don’t own the only right to be indignant.
You sound like an MP yourself.
Jumped up little oik.
All taxpayers reserve the right to have a view, even if it upsets you.
Grow up.
Answer: to line their pockets after (and perhaps even during) their political careers. Why else would Mandelson hang out with Deripaska, Brown with Lord Paul, or Cameron with Christopher Moran, the only man to have been banned from Lloyd’s, the London Stock Exchange and the New York Stock Exchange.
You are clearly a newbie here, and still have illusions about politicians, but don’t patronise us. It would be tribal to get angry with all the incompetence, illiberalism and dishonesty of Labour without holding the other parties to the same standards.
Dan. Answer: to line their pockets after (and perhaps even during) their political careers. Why else would Mandelson hang out with Deripaska, Brown with Lord Paul, or Cameron with Christopher Moran, the only man to have been banned from Lloyd’s, the London Stock Exchange and the New York Stock Exchange
Tell me that’s a joke! Cameron is stupid enough to hang around with Christopher Moran? (CJM 1 on his Rolls)
That man was thrown out of everywhere.
Camerhoon, remember you are judged by the company you keep.
And shouldn’t Emin be at home making her bed and counting the used condoms?
Surely the man deserves his lunch. Three hours with Tracey Emin! I’d be out of there after 5 minutes.
Didn’t Ed once share his duvet with Esther McVey?
She is rather nice totty – no, she is hot totty
Good to see that Scotland Yard are tackling serious criminality once again after the Damian Green fiasco.
They’re now investigating Leona Lewis’ slapping in Waterstones today.
Frankly this is not worthy of you GF. As long as he doesn’t claim lunch it’s OK
We really don’t want a bunch of teetotal workaholics in Parliament. Frankly they are the ones more likely to dream up ponitless and at times damaging legislation.
For myself I am happy for Mr Vaisey and other trenchermen to lunch away as long as they don’t start trying to run my life.
Please don’t be so churlish and cheap, it rather lessens all the really good stuff you do.
Well said, it’s the Puritans who are ruining the country and curtailing our freedoms – they always do
Frankly this is not worthy of you Rusty. As long as you don’t insult your host it’s OK.
We really don’t want a bunch of uncouth wankers like you visiting order-order. Frankly you are the type of wanker who is more likely to dream up pointless and at times completely bullshit and boring comments.
For myself I am happy if Mr Vaisey and his other trenchermen analise you and steal money from your pockets which they use to lunch away for as long as they like while they discuss how they can ruin your life.
That’s cool.
Please don’t be such a uptight motherfucker you arshole. but it would be impossible to lessen the other stuff you do because it’s shit.
Show your generous host some manners you ungrateful whore.
Keep your anal fantasies to yourself you sycophantic lickspittle
It’s just a bit of goss, Rusty … get some WD40 on your joints, man.
The phone conversation is just teasing.
Perhaps he was outlining Tory policy on tax, and telling Tracey that life’s better under a Conservative.
ur Damien McBridle, and I claim my €5.
Guido,
Get this cretin off. This is going beyond the bounds of the generally acceptable bad taste we can all wince at on your site. Highly offensive and upsetting for anyone who’s lost a child!!
I agree.. warn this guy not to be such a tw@ or you’ll post his IP, then do it – they can’t complain if you warned ‘em.
Even if proxied, there’s enough people here who are friends with the proxy owners to find it out
isnt this the idiot Hoon from Troon ?
Guido,do you remember how a lot of us were concerned when your little one had swine flu?
How the fuck can you tolerate this obscenity?
Are your user figures so crucial in your advertising statistics that
you allow such depravity.
Fix it Guido!
Guido this tosser wants sorting out more than a Ed Vaizey’s lunch break, let us have the IP address, then the lads can pay him/her a visit.
He aint dolly draper either cause i don’t think even dolly would stoop this low especially after bringing a new baby into the world with kate recently.
It’s the Hoon of Troon ffs. Needs a track pin round his sick napper.
Here is one she did earlier it is as sacred as the Labour party!
‘Deserves a Pat on the head
Resist impulse to sneakery Guido.
Unlike you. Or so I thought.
Guido’s Headline is plots,rumours,conspiracy,suppose it come under rumours.
Wasn’t he just having a bit of a larf? That’s how I took it.
Good gracious! I hope he is able to fulfil his booking on the Wright Stuff tommorow.
What the flying fuck are the Tories doing courting these ghastly celebs???
’spunk stained’ Emin, and tax evading, puffed up, preening, self regarding, tax evading Celt kunt, Bono are really the polar opposite of the type of people the Tories should be championing.
Are they prostrating themselves in front of Billy ‘i had one good joke in 1974′ Connolly, and that bevy of self important actor homos wot av big upped the Labour filth too?
Im gonna fooking vote for Bob Crow’s shower at this rate, at least you know where you are with Bob, comrades.
Cameron is sending a message to Pa Broon!
“See, Brown? Bono has looked at what you have promised, then taken a look at what you subsequently did. So he no longer trusts you. And young artists like Tracey Emin no longer have any faith in you! Goodbye, Gordon.”
The last chance to oust Brown?
http://blogs.news.sky.com/boultonandco/Post:13e3b3ea-c273-449a-b16c-c2db19500b38
Room 13 – ominous. (For Brown we hope).
Whoever did that photoshop has class. You can hardly see the join…
‘es lookin’ better in the photograph! More lifelike.
Guido. “Ed., how’s the Art Tart.”
Ed. “I’m just offering Tracy some quantitative easing after lunch.”
Civilization is doomed.
I’d shag tracy emin now she’s got her teeth and knockers sorted out.
Her head and face are still on the piss though.
do her from behind or put a pillow on her face
Ah…….
At my age you can’t be fussy!
Turn her around , put a flag on her face, and fuck for your country
TruthS,
You can get the best “performance” out of the ugliest things. My dirt sensor reads “high” when I see Tracy.
Who is Mr Vaizey? Doesn’t ring a bell or a tracey with me.
He appears on ‘The Wright Stuff’ occasionally on channel 5, that’s all I know.
Why is there no fashion on here soooo annoying giddeo
Yeah, we’re holding, “A face like a bag of spanners week,” and you’ve just come top.
I have no idea why Emin is one of the UK’s most prominent artists, but she is.
Vaizey is the Shadow Minister for Culture. Meeting with one of the UK’s most prominent artists can be a wholly appropriate use of his time. The length and venue of such a meeting are not of interest.
Of course, Vaizey might care to validate his meeting by publishing the minutes of it.
Guido, don’t you have more important ways to spend your time?
‘This ladis not for stalking’
Get that bus out!
I’ll have your Butler
Already had ‘im.
Sore as hell and grunts like a bitch.
O/T-I think we should ditch europe and have closer links with the commonwealth countries. We’d be a million times better off and our buddies will benefit as much as we do. Restore pride in the flag and our monarchy. Reconnect with our roots and the homelands of commonwealth and former commonwealth immigrants to UK.
this argument has yet to be beaten by the guardian drones, who can only shout we’ll be poorer if we leave the EU as a reply.
Ah, by coincidence, This is what Hague was alluring to here:
http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,25197,26210561-7583,00.html
Well let’s face it Hague will be a strong and fitting Foreign Minister and maybe a notable one. Hopefully he is going to restore some of our pride and credibility that this labour crew have shot to pieces.
He certainly is going to be far superior to the two labour incumbents , beckett and militwit, but then neither of them are exactly a difficult act to follow!!
I agree Nell but it’s still no referendum=no vote for tory
Ivor, you have no intention of voting anyone else but UKIP.
FFS UKIP are fielding 500 candidates and politicians don’t pull that amount of activity at the last minute.
Why you think the ” I’m taking my ball home tactic” is going to work is going to influence anybody beyond me – it just makes UKIP look like sulky children.
Put a positive policy here as to why someone should vote for you.
I’m not in ukip and I think Hague would be a very good fS. Maybe leader one day. For me europe is the number one issue: domestic politics is meaningless otherwise.
resurgemus,
The conservatives can have my vote if they guarantee a referendum.
Without the removal of Lisbon there’s no point voting in a fake democracy.
http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,25197,26210561-7583,00.html
I got as far as:
There is a lot of fight left in Gordon Brown’s Labour government, not least in its capable Foreign Secretary David Miliband.
..then suddenly was overcome with lassitude.
Nah it gets better
too true. Commonwealth makes sense.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/6318790/MPs-expenses-rebellion-over-Lady-Smith-on-the-streets-of-Redditch.html
The petition against jacqui as MP and against her being given a peerage has apparently really taken off in Redditch since her shoddy ‘apology’ to the House on Monday.
It was disgusting to see the only speaker of the house to be ousted in the three hundred years being installed as a peer yesterday in the HoL. Jacqui getting a peerage would be a move too far even for this corrupt labour government.
I take it that Vaizey is the besuited one on the right of the group, and Emin the female one in the middle facing the camera; who is the scruffy oik on the left? How was he admitted to a posh restaurant dressed like that? Or have restaurants in London given up bothering with standards?
Take a crate of bubbly to make Tracey Emin look even remotely tasty
I hope the fackers left a decent tip for the waiting staff
OT, c4 news , new speaker , no change.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6860232.ece
I presume what we are witnessing is Emin, a lifelong Labour supporter, changing sides and giving her support to the tories. Obviously gordon’s too much even for her.
maybe heeessse too abstract even for her?
She said: “Well, Ed, it’s like this. I looked at Gordon Brown, and I thought: ‘anyone can look like an unmade bed, but that man is abusing the privilege!’”
I am surprised that some fundamental issues remain out of the spotlight.
Gold is currently trading at near all time highs. It is thought Brown sold off most of our gold reserves at rock bottom prices, having warned the markets beforehand he was going to do so! Has anyone worked out what that particular bit of “prudence” / aka lunacy cost the nation?
Brown also raided the pension funds, a traditional nest egg there to help fund/deal/buffer precisely the sort of financial crisis we have been enduring. That vital safety net has been squandered, but upon what?
Brown is driving major corporates offshore with a severe consequential implication on tax revenues. What a good move when tax revenues are collapsing!
How many quangos, complete with executives, office staff and offices, have blossomed under Brown? The cost is exhorbitant. Did you know there is now apparently one dealing footpaths?!
The cost of Health and Safety and Political Correctness, even before one takes into account the cost of the resultant court cases and admin charges, is stupendous and in so many cases achieves the square root of F*** all. We are not all idiots who need signs to tell us the obvious everywhere we go. (There were no signs when I was young and yet here I am!) Nor are simple knicknames offensive unless you intend them to be. I get called everything under the sun from Pom, Brit, Bog Irish , Mick etc etc tc and couldn’t give a toss. How can this idiot Brown preside over this fiasco and do nothing?
The treatment of compensation to injured armed forces personel and the inadequate provision of equipment for those in theatre is a national disgrace. If the UK cannot afford to do things properly we should not send our superb armed forces into harms way. We can no longer afford to act like a global power, especially when the justification in many cases for so doing, is severely questionable. (for the record I am not a current or ex serving member of the armed forces with an axe to grind. I simply voice what I think we all believe)
I reckon Brown/Blair have probably done more damage to the UK Economy and our way of life than Hitler managed to do in a World War II! I struggle to find any lasting legacy either have genuinely delivered off their own bat which will stand the test of time.
I do not really care who replaces the Brown, or which party they come from, provided we get someone with basic common sense and realism in the job and the balls to stand up for traditional British values with a sustainable and balenced approach to all the issued including the unmentionable immigration and the racial cauldron problems, which are now building.
We are in danger of losing all credibility in the world and also our fundamental quality of life which is a crap legacy to hand on to our kids. In short we need a new Government who can and will GOVERN using common sense and realism combined with financial expediency, and not denture sucking platitudes.
Yours
Erkinwald the Concerned (a new reader of your excellent site)
Basic common sense and realism,then we are well and truly screwed as none of these so called politician’s we have as MP’s fit the bill.
Let’s face it the only time they show any passion or enthusiasm for anything is when they are being told they have to pay back expenses that they criminally troughed when they thought nobody would find them out.
Don’t get me started on THAT rant!! Yrs Erkinwald!
Hi Erkinwald. ‘Completely agree with your observations and concerns. leaving Labour and LibDems aside, I think the election run-up should enable a lot of those concerns to be ironed out by the choice leftovers. I also think because of the stink that any manifesto pledges will be in indelible ink. Woe betide any party that breaks a promise again. We are very patient as a society but we have snapped in the past and we are due for another anytime soon.
He gets ever so defensive when anybody talks about the gold. Sweats, shaky hands, bitey nails. One hopes for an arresting spectacle.
Nice one!! Yrs Erkinwald
Brown then realised £2 billion from gold sales which would be worth £ 8 bn at today’s prices. Nice one Gordo!
He sold the gold for euros-which I presume we don’t have any more?
Day price for gold at the local -honest- jeweller has gone down in 6 months from £11 to £6.
Get Rid Of The Fucking Lot ! Lab Con And Lib Vote In A Gang Of Nobodys And I Bet They Do A Better Job The Small Independents Are Still Wanting To “Make A Difference So Give Them A Go ! It Doesn’t Matter Which Of The Big Three You Like They Are ALL AT IT ! Cameron Clegg And Most Of All Brown Have All Been Caught With Their Hands In The Public Till !They Are Damaged Goods And It Is Time To Start Afresh !
I’m not too bothered about Ed Vaizey. Let him eat, for tomorrow he will lose his seat.
Um Shelling.
I think you have the wrong man. Vaizey is a tory. Shadow Culture Secretary. And already has an 8000 majority in his constituency. Furthermore he doesn’t seem to have any major expenses issues, though I stand to be corrected if I’m wrong.
On 18 May 2009 the Daily Telegraph reported that receipts submitted by Vaizey show that he ordered a £467 sofa, a £544 chair, a £280.50 low table and a £671 table in February 2007 from Oka, an upmarket furniture shop. The Commons fees office initially rejected the claim as the receipt said that the furniture was due to be delivered to Vaizey’s home address in west London, but was later paid when Vaizey told the fees office that the furniture was intended for his second home in his Wantage constituency. Vaizey said it “had it delivered to London because we would be in to collect it and we were driving down with it.”
When these claims became public, Mr Vaizey said that he had repaid the cost of the Oka furniture and the antique chair which he had bought with taxpayers’ money: “I accept that the £300 armchair was an antique item and therefore that claim should not have been made. I also accept that the Oka items could be deemed as being of higher quality than necessary. I have paid back both these claims. I have not claimed for any other furniture bought for my constituency home at any time before or since.”
Slippery hoon.
Well I accept.
But militwit also did the same thing with his hand-made furniture.
We need an end to these troughing people. Legg is on the right course. He must NOT do a Hutton and Whitewash everything because of pressure.
Agreed Nell. Don’t let party get in the way of principle. Vote for the best candidate. Fuck the parties. (And that includes the Tories. A trougher is a trougher).
Shadow Culture secretary talks artist? Hardly news, is it?
Do they sell the (stained) tablecloth?
or keep it as a moment o?
Anyone wanna buy my old knickers?
Tracey Emin
The face of a Gargoyle, combined with all the artistic talent of a senile chimp
BUT WHAT A FUCKING GREAT PAIR OF TITS!
She can give me a Tate wank anytime (just as long as its ironic)
http://frogporn.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/tracey_emin_l_02.jpg
Fucking hell Mr Sayer that photo is ironic
Remember when saatchis “art” collection burnt down?
There was that tent with the name of every man she had ever slept with on it
I bet some fucker thought
“OMFG THE SHAME OF IT” then bought a can of petrol and some matches.
She is a “PRAWN”
Tasty body ,fucking horrible head
Most of these bluddy artists are insurance scam crooks! but if i was one of tracey’s ex’s i could see the benefit of burining it all down to hide the shame.
Eau de poisson
Face like a basket of rottweiler puppies.
Jesus H. now that is frickin scary and it’s not even Halloween yet.
Did I tell you about the time I approached a dock-tailed bulldog in front going up an escalator? Anyway even the collar looks the same.
She looks like my dad.
That’s enough to put you off becoming a feminist. Like the ones trying to put people off smoking.
http://webuser.uni-weimar.de/~shqw1169/tracey_emin/SieAtelierweb.jpg
I’ll show that to my rather buff decorator, in the hope it’ll give him ‘ideas’.
Great Pair Of Tits ? She’s Probably Got More Body Hair Than A Fucking Ape !
A Tat wank more like. He’ll be whacking one off when he sees that photo below. He loves lezzas or anybody that looks like a lezza. Dawn Primarolo and Eddie Izzard are still his favorites though.
get back in your fucking box hoobah.
good retard.
I do not want to cave your skull in but I fucking will if I get any more backchat from you, you fucking slag.
but regarding tracy the ugly bastard: I am not going to fight the beast of berkwell for her handjob. he can have her.
let us be quite candid and honest: she’s a gargoyle bog eyed c’unt FFS.
you would just have to flip that bitch over.
but as beast noted she has got great tits so you would have to either cover her face with a bin liner or something or position the mirror just right.
these are all mere suppositions ofcourse.
Next time you crawl out of your wank stained coffin, you’ll get the end of my boot up your arse.
Mr Thieves
A bin liner is not enough
That ugly bitch needs her head encasing in concrete
Japanese style
Film it, sodomize her to death and its art
Damien McBride can pickle her tis and then sell them for a fortune
Udder and slaughter reunited
tits
One doesn’t look at the mantlepiece when poking the fire
I’ve just watched a few clips of Mr Vaizey on the Matthew Wright show via youtube and I have been enlightened to what a smug cretin he actually is.
Well well well look what we have here. Looks like we may have a coup in the offing: http://labourfuture.net/index2.html
This could get tasty but I’m not getting my hopes up. Bottle is not something the PLP does well!
They don’t need to. Bottle is something gordon does to Olympic standards.
Interesting website. Charlie Falconer, Meg Munn, Denis MacShane and Charles Clarke..
Perhaps they should attempt a modern labour breakaway a la Shirley Williams, Roy Jenkins, David Owen and Bill Rodgers.
Another Limehouse Agreement statement perhaps?
Do people actually read that shite?
Pity more the poor sap who had to write it.
I posted that from Sky further up, but Nick Palmer is denying a plot over on PB.
Nick Palmer that old buffoon usually doesn’t know what day it is.
hosted in america
she’ll probably take the left overs home in a doggy bag and sell it to some art lover for 10 mill.
Doggy bag?
Is that what all of her ex boyfriends have stuck on her head so that they can just about bring themselves to fuck her?
fneb.
Tracy Emin is a well know artist, a bit hard faced but she has a fair pair.
I suppose that could explain the three hour lunch on vaizey’s part.
Nothing ventured nothing gained.
She also sports a handlebar moustache that would put Terry Thomas’ splendid effort in the shade. Must take 20 minutes of soap and razor to get rid of the thing every morning.
She’s probably saving the clippings to fashion into something to flog to Saatchi.
Tony
I have never been up that close to her.
But I think people shouldn’t frighten the horses as a general policy.
The aftermath….
Looks like she’s had a rugby team in there, both winners and losers.
Do you not appreciate art?
I may not know much about art, but I know what I like.
Velazquez, Titian, Goya… Emin? Erm, no. Don’t think so, love.
did Emin Heskey play tonight?
Berk-Cow did try to neuter Legg.
http://blogs.channel4.com/snowblog/2009/10/14/legg-letters-speaker-couldnt-stop-the-hutton-effect/
The whore house is in disrepute.
Whole house
Actually think you were probably right the first time.
Good on Sir Legg. Mr Squeaker must be very intimidating.
I did tell my MP Charles Walker off for leading the wrong person to the speakers chair, it should have been Widdecombe, that would have been much more fun!
I did not have cultural intercourse with that woman
I wonder if she was discussing making a contribution to the tory electoral fighting fund?
What on earth would they do with an unmade bed?
Interview prospective members?
Well how much did the gallery pay her for that unmade bed? Every penny counts you know.
Besides I think she is an interesting supporter, (a statement of where the leftie art world is going), for the tories to win over.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6211109.ece
All those used johnnies came in handy for Cyclops. Still had to buy her indoors a turkey baster though.
She Looks A Right Scruffy Bitch ! Dirty Undies Everywhere I Bet !
Mostly on the ceiling.
Filly dress
Is this the way out from blog hell for MPs?
MPs Must Fight Back
The disgraceful truth is many of them are only in it for the money.
Look at the passion they have invested this week in defending their rights to those troughed dodgy expenses.
And then look at the speed with which many of them left PMQ’s before their failed PM made his announcement on Afghanistan. They don’t give a toss about our troops dying out because of insufficient numbers and poor kit.
These are not lawmakers out to serve their country.
These people are shallow, self-serving, troughing leeches.
What Exactly Do They Do ?
Turn Up At 12oclock Sit On Their Arses For An Hour Listening To Some Git Babbling On
Go For Lunch For Three Hours
Back To The Commons Bar Get Pissed Go Home
So Long As They Look Like They Are Doing Something Nobody Gives A Fuck !
As We Are Now Run By Europe We Could Get Rid Of All Of Them !
Alternatively…
Show their passes
Sit on their arses
It’s 12 o’clock
Time for cock
Listen to a git
Go for a shit
Off to lunch
for three hours
Back to the Commons
For golden showers
Nobody gives a fuck
Have another suck
Anti-Europe rant
pull down your pant
In the style of Neil Tennant, naturally.
You Are Right These Sponging Bastards Have So Much Time On Their Hands That They Indulge In EVERY Type Of Sexual Depravity !
What was the menu for this three-hour lunch? Presumably they didn’t just drop by for pie and chips, so how many courses would it entail to be sat for that long? How many bottles of best plonk?
Judging By The State Of Her Bed
Spotted Dick For Afters !
Shellfish Bisque with wild chervil
Glencoe Venison
Glen Fyne Rib Steak
http://www.caterersearch.com/Articles/2007/05/03/313516/menuwatch-scotts-london.html
How the rich live!!
But I tell you what – my homegrown aubergines, chillies and tomatoes taste loads better and give me lots more fun!!!
especially the aubergines, eh nell ;)
I love a bit of inyouendo.
Glen Fyne Rib Steak with bearnaise sauce and chips, £26-50. Not cheap, is it?
Wasn’t she the artist who lost a cat or summat and put ‘lost cat’ posters on lamp posts in the area where she lived?
Trouble is people in the area knew who she was, and started ripping them off the lamp posts and selling them on ebay.
Did they find her cat though?
First I get the horn for Suzie Teather, now I’ve got it for Tracy Emin. I need some therapy.
You need a new glasses prescription.
You sure do.
First job tomorrow morning, round to Boots for a bulk order of Bromide. Cold showers three times a day, and plenty of healthy exercise in the fresh air. Try muck-spreading. It won’t cool you off, but it’ll keep Ms Teather and Ms Emin away.
Try Specsavers
This is but the tip if the iceberg
O/T but just reading the papers online after getting in from work busting my guts all day and three simple stories across a wide range jump out at me which remind me why I hate Nulabour and the society they have created.
**Ambulance crew barred from helping girl, 9, with fractured skull ‘because they were having their lunch’
**Outrage as judge rules travellers who illegally developed Green Belt land on bank holiday ‘had best intentions’
**Corner shop worker told to stop singing in her store – or pay for a performing licence
and one extra that makes me wonder why do I and many others bother busting our guts working at all so these scumbags can put their feet up all day????
**Just one in six incapacity benefit claimants ‘is genuine’ as tough new test reveals TWO MILLION could be cheating
Read it all here
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/headlines/index.html
**Corner shop worker told to stop singing in her store – or pay for a performing licence
Funny you should mention that. Got a phone call at work yesterday
‘Hi, my name’s Sam from Performing Licencing. Could you tell me if you have a radio or TV at your office on which you listen to music?’
‘None of your business, Sam’
I’m sorry, sir, but, if you do you’ll need a licence’
Oh, will I? Well, you better get round here, have a look and listen and tell me if I do’
‘But you have a resposibility to inform us, sir. We can take Court action if needs be’
I’ll see you in Court then. But, I hope you’ve got the evidence with which to make any charge stick’
So you do have a radio or TV?’
‘Do I? I must admit, I’ve worked here for some 7 years and I haven’t noticed…’
It went on and on and on. Looking forward to the knock on the door in the very enar future. No radio, no TV. But it saves some other schmuck getting the same shit.
Yes I’m now 2 years in to “we are NOW Seriously Going to SERIOUSLY investigate you” about having a potential TV.
These people would be happy working as parking attendants, SS officers, debt collectors, but seem happily content conning stupid people in to letting them in to their home so that they can take a photo of a tv in situe.
They’re never EVER getting in to my abode, I am never responding, I am never going to be polite, I am going to tell the person at the door that he is a cun.t
Apparently my CASE HAS NOW BEEN SENT TO THE ENFORCEMENT DIVISION, which as you can imagine sends shivers down my spine… for anyone else who is sent monthly updates on the status of their impending “VISIT”.
YOU MUST RESPOND TO THIS LETTER OR FACE FURTHER ACTION it yells..
except obviously for the legal point that THEY HAVE THE BURDEN OF EVIDENCE NOT ME, however thanks to this pathetic interfering state of softly fat middle managing fuckwit asshole dickheads they feel they have the right to lie in a manner that no company on earth would get away with.
I fucking HATE the bbc, I have no intention of ever donating money to pay for it, and wish that people realised that if everyone simply refused entry or license fee for a single year the entire operation would be bankrupt and the Hoon.S who work there (with no fear of ever not working there) would have to find employment elsewhere.
Urgh, and I had no idea we actually required licenses for people to listen to music at work, makes sense though, perhaps eventually people will need a license in order to take a shit at work, or merely a wanking tax to claim valuable money back from liverpool.
Bad eh – I know if you buy a cd player, tv etc with a company credit card or cheque – the seller has a legal obligation to inform the PRS who will then chase you to pay for a “suitable” licence. I learnt the hard way on this.
Vaizey: Get on with your work. If I was your boss you’d get my size 11 boot up your ring.
Emin: Hurry up and emigrate.
Other than that keep this kinda stuff coming relentlessly Guido, it’s all good ammo.
This Blog Has Run It’s Course ! New Topic Please
Or Has Guido Been Invited Out For Dinner By The Still Truoghing Mr Vaizey ? Guido If You Have Gone To Scotts Of Mayfair
Have The Plate Of Seafood As A Starter It’s Only £26.75 Each !
I Have It Every Time I Go ! It’s Top Nosh !
What you mean is that the comments on here are getting too close to the the bone re Labour.
Not to worry labour are finished as a political force. All that is left of them is the shouting.
NO ! Thats Not What I Mean !I Mean There Are More Interesting Things Going On !
OK?
Oh And Just For The Record Nell,Ed Vaizey Is A Tory ! Yes A Tory !
Go On!! More interesting things going on?? What are they ?!!
Actually I did know that Vaizey is a Tory.
Have you noticed that you are SHOUTING!!!
But don’t worry !!!
At this moment – gordon is throwing nokias at the walls of no.10 and wrecking printers!!!!
At this moment he is laying on the floor of the cabinet office and kicking up against the cabinet meeting table.
Nell Get A New Script You Are Obsessed With “busagut twatson damian Etc
As The Wine takes Hold You Think Everybody Is A Labour Supporter Trying To Rock Your World
The Fact Is When The Tories Win The Next Election
They Will Be No Different Than This Lot ! OK !
(2nd paragraph)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Division_bell
Does Scott’s of Mayfair have its own division bell I wonder?
Obvious point but worth mentioning again
They respond to the division bell and troop through the relevant turnstyles like the queues of people on the Queen ‘Radio Gaga’ video but have they actually got a fucking clue what they are voting for???? and do they care???
(given as shown here they had not heard the last 3 hours or arguments for and against)
Nice one Tracey, now get back to your fucking bed.
I remember that at the time. What I don’t remember is the names of all the stuffy farts sat alongside her. Probably all Guardian readers.
She got my empathy vote on this occasion.
It’s a shame she doesn’t trip over the table at the end.
She’s a laugh, I’m entirely unsurprised.
PS: What about Monnet?
Yes, very good!
Help yourself to a biscuit.
Is there anybody on here who hasn’t been sucked off in a train station toilet by Tracey Emin?
Her evil Nazi lips are that mashed up because I slapped her retarded vacant face with my 20″ cock.
That’s nothing compared what you did to my arse.
Get a cubicle, guys.
Sick labour person possibly TWatson or damian or mandy.
Guido Why Do You Let This Sad Shithead Twat Post On Your Blog ? There Are Some Depths That Most Of Us Wont Trawl !
So mandy is trying to win over F1 Racing.
How many votes will that carry ?
Let’s think about that. Wasn’t’ it Bernie Ecclestone who contributed £1million to the Labour Party so long as they would exempt tobacco advertising at F1 events?
Good move mandy – timely reminder to we voters about labour’s perfidy
Labour gave BE his money back, so he actually got to change the law without spending a penny. Definitely nothing illegal there.
What a pity his wife divorced him for billions and we don’t get to see him looking like a tiny twat stood next to her any more.
I have just painted the theory of evolution with my menstrual blood. We are doomed.
I don’t mind a bit of blood luv.
No the doom laden lefties . The leftie shock artists. The leftie MP’s who are facing Legg’s demands to pay pack their disgraceful aca claims. gordon. mandy. ainbustinagut.
These are the one’s who are Doomed.
Should bag a few squillion rubles
Have just been trying to watch the BBC2 programme about John Prescott investigating the North/South divide. Gave up in disgust.
One suspects that the producers set out to reinforce their own prejudices, i.e., it’s grim oop north. (Prescott makes an excellent televisual tool to reinforce that particular chestnut.) Well it is – in places. I’ve no doubt there are some pretty grim places darn sarf as well. There are some pretty well-heeled places oop north, as well. Sure, the big money is down south, but that brings it’s own problems, like house prices.
One interview was with a ‘civil engineer’ in Liverpool who hasn’t found work for four years. This seems odd – Liverpool, or at least the centre and waterfront – has been virtually rebuilt over the last decade. The amount of money spent has been huge, and if a civil engineer couldn’t find work among that lot, one wonders why.
So Labour has had 12 years to even out the North South Divide and prezza is saying the north is still deprived under this Labour government!!! Why????
Too many benefit handouts, low educational attainment, stifling regulation of commerce and not letting people get on with finding their own answers. Too much control-freakery, in a nutshell.
Jacqui Smith’s arse crack has been designated the North/South divide.
Stifle their aspirations and opportunities and they’ll keep voting Labour?
Prescott can’t seem to understand his mob keep the North back by giving people no ambitions.
There is much truth in that. It’s also true that there are sink estates on which few can be bothered with work or education. I suspect they are not confined to the north. There are plenty of intelligent, motivated people of northern origin doing good work and earning good money all over the UK and overseas.
I suspect the answers are to demand high educational standards, and to reduce the barriers to business activity. Perhaps some financial incentives of the type that brought Nissan to Sunderland might help. Then let commerce get on with it.
The same could be said of Labour’s sink estates in Oxford (Blackbird Leys) and similar in virtually every Labour metropolitan seat and most of Scotland. Labour shits on its own and still relies on their vote.
The whole thesis is bollocks. There are sink estates all over the country,the same as there are well-heeled middle-class areas. Some of the poorest areas in the country are in London.
Labour are keen to define the North as “poor” because that’s where their core support is and they can t
Yes. The days when people with no functional education could get a job on the production line are over, so there are swathes of the country where people have no economic use, after 30 plus years of crap education. It probably began with Shirley Williams.
It started in America.
WHY DO LABOUR DO WELL IN OPINION POLLS ?
The trouble is, and they mentioned it … that some of those places down south are only a short bus ride from places where there are at least half decent jobs to be had. The same is true near places “up north” that are quite boyant.
Manufacturing jobs used to keep those northern towns ticking over. I don’t see quite how they’re going to come back, and without some sort of real money-making the whole country is shafted. As it is.
Had his reinforcements stolen along with his car tyres?
Stop Press! Obscure MP in eating food shock!
Once again the mainstream press has been scooped. Eat your heart out Micheal White.
how’s the heroin habit jimmy?
managed to cut down at all recently?
we all want you to pull through this, we don’t want you to be a skanky smackhead all your life you know.
you can do it jimmy, just stop lying like a skanky smackhead c’unt and start living.
choose life instead of all this deceit and bullshit and your mad rants.
you can do it.
and hey, what’s the worst that could happen eh? cold turkey, that’s all.
you can handle it jimmy, you used to be a big man once and now you’re a fucking nobody but I still think you can break your heroin habit jimmy.
go for it! stop being a user you fucking loser!
Remember you have school tomorrow, young man.
Yeah, the headmaster has got something hard and straight waiting for him.
creepy.
You certainly are.
I said it first fuckwit.
fucking hell, here we go again: tory HQ have sent another bird to represent them here by nagging top boy with their gobby fishwife tactics.
BORING! SEEN IT ALL BEFORE LUV.
’tis a sad and desperate state of affairs for the tories.
just when they thought victory was in their grasp and then it all slipped away. their possible victory is just melting away.
and so they have resorted to deploying retards like hoobah to backchat top boy.
tell me hoobah you silly old tart, what’s it like to be a troll?
better tell me quick because I am just about to bash your brains out you dopey cripple.
Calm down retard, it’s only a blog.
do come up with your own lines next time you retard.
I know you are a fan but just blatantly copying all my stuff is pathetic.
Too late mate. You’ve taken too long to come up with a response, and even then it was pathetic. Must do better. Now jog on.
said the spastic.
Civilization is doomed until I find the turkey basting kit.
I’ve got a turkey basting kit you can have.
It has been used though.
Best give it a good rinse before you use it.
gordon says he is sending 500 troops to afghanistan .
They will never go.
Best we put our trust in Hague!!!!
Field Marshall?
Town in Holland?
………. and just started over on Channel 5, ‘Above The Law’, an action packed thriller starring Steven Seagal, a movie about one man’s violent and physical quest to sort out the 646 MPs at Westminster who have been misbehavin’ RECOMMENDED
By creating calm and trimming tiny mistakes before they turn into big mistakes, the government will continue to develop success. Being rich is easy. Creating poverty is hard. Thus, Jedi Master Brown and the government follow the way of the force.
Britain’s broken economic fundamentals are the root of problems, which is why ignoring the external problem and focusing on internal solutions is key to success. If folks want arguing and negativity, that’s what they’ll get as effort follows focus. So, if you want a better outcome switch to a better focus.
Too many folks are wrong headed and want to impress their friends, so the blog comments and national economy skitter along the bottom. This is madness but in spite of reality delivering a clear signal nobody will let go and capital continues to shrink: the more people cling the more the sand runs between their fingers.
To succeed, you must unlearn failure.
You feel a disturbance in your farce.
farts
No you stupid f ucker, to progress you must experience failure and learn from it. Jesus Christ you are such an immature wanker.
Welcome back, fuckwit.
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Much clearer.
Mee mee mee mee mee!
Mee Mee Meemeemee.
Eeeet take I tvwenty minutes vreed that to do
Und now ve vill za roll-call make!
Meinen fattenarsencracken is ready for zee Norf-Sarf division, – und I have meinen Beidecker und bathenpluggenholenstoppa ready.
Heil Mzzz. HaPerson’s NooVorldOrda!!
And so to bed.
But, before I go, here is tonight’s headline from the Telegraph:
MPs’ expenses: Tory David Wilshire pays £100,000 to company he owns with girlfriend
David Wilshire, a senior Conservative MP, used his House of Commons expenses to pay more than £100,000 of taxpayers’ money to his own company, The Daily Telegraph can disclose.
I like the Telegraph
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/6330183/MPs-expenses-Tory-David-Wilshire-pays-100000-to-company-he-owns-with-girlfriend.html
Ooops another one,why no HMRC,why no police involvment.
Is this real, his girlfriend is ‘Miss Palmer’? I think I’ve heard of her, is she the one with the five sisters?
Good grief – another one to fuck with the lights out.
Tats ok sarah I can get one free with this w/end daily mail. Alan Carr is giving away free samples. Not his samples though…
May Blair and Bush rot in hell
A-men Brotha!
The extra 500 troops to be sent to Karzghanistan will probably be only reserves.
It is just a signal of support towards America. Any less would have seemed puny; any more would have sounded pompous for a third class nation.
The rest of the allies seem to be waiting for hostilities to stop before they commit their own troops. If Brown was Luke-warm about sending more troops then we need to know whether Cameron would want to restore the special relationship with the US that Brown has obviously lost. What would that entail for the UK?
Remember the only reason why the UK was not sucked into Vietnam was the consequence of the Eden government getting a kick in the face from the US over Suez. We were able to sit on the wall afterwards – to the great embarrassment of Kennedy and Johnson.
If all hell were to break loose later on in that lawless state East of Pakistan then it wouldn’t be nice for Sarkozy or Merkel to jeer at us for our overstretched foreign policy – like overfed, self-righteous, stuffed puritans.
Link stolen from comment 163
Hague to our Australian friends,I like to call them our true friends.
http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,25197,26210561-7583,00.html
But they have stopped all training of the TA now, to save money.
Would These Be The TA Reserves That Have Had Their Training Halted By This Scum Government To Save A Mere £20,000,000 ?
They Will Probarbly Be Sent Out With Wooden Rifles And Pitch Forks As Well
” that lawless state East of Pakistan”. Is that India ?
I don’t see why France etc should get involved in our pointless wars. They tried to warn us about Iraq but were humiliated by the UK and the US. They’ve got more sense than us. Letting our young troops get slaughtered to prop up a corrupt evil regime in Afghanistan.
Shouldn’t that be “don’t tell him Pike”?
Its called “NATO”.
Extra troops?
The maximum imbecile stated he agreed to boost troop levels by 500 “on principle”, McMental certainly has a way with words doesnt he?
What he really means is that there is no way an extra actual 500 troops will be sent, rotations wil be extended for specialist troops like mine/IED clearance/surveilance experts and command & control staff with extra bodyguards either staying on or recruited to protect the civilian reconstruction teams and the figure will include the standby reserve company which is not in theatre but only waiting to be deployed in a direct emergency.
In other words McBust and his puppets at the MOD will fiddle the figures, juggle a few deployment schedules and hey presto/Bobs yer uncle the extra ‘troops’ will suddenly materialize!
Its a cunning plan BUT with one tiny insignificant flaw, its a complete load of newlabour lies’N’stuff, there will not be 500 extra combat troops on the ground and the fighting power of the units will not increase.
The phrase ‘lying treacherous toerags” springs to mind.
Actually Tracey Emin isnt being paid by me and you. Ed Vaisey is ! He is the lazy c unt in this not her .
No, she get’s paid by the nut jobs who buy her 6th form art project bollocks.
Then I am glad she found them!
They probably had, “I’m A Sucker,” tattooed on their foreheads, so not that difficult to find.
Have A Look On Youtube At The Interviews With Her ! She Is Off Her Fucking Head !
She Is More Mental Than McMental She Says That She Does Not Want Children Because
If she Had a screaming baby she would Throw it out The Fucking Window ! Dangerous Bitch !
Vaizey Will Wake Up Minus His Cock If He’s Not CareFull !
Doesnt some of her stuff get bought by publicly funded art galleries?
More shit hitting the fan tonight with David Wilshire fleecing the state for 100 grand!!!
David Wilshire caught with his fingers in the pie.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8308098.stm
Family companies. They do make the other stuff look like peanuts.
Who’d bother with a duck house and big TVs, when you could get yourself two brand spanking new BMWs (PS: thats not Wilshire by the way).
Chop his toes off
J SMITH
CRIMINAL
let her swing
If you do not agree you are not a good Brit
her and half the house , it needs a deep clean
As I have said before let her consituents do it. She has a very small majority of just 2000 odd, I think they know what to do with her.
T’is a disgrace to humanity
Who gives a crap where he had lunch, with whom and for how long. Waste of a good blog post. We have no idea of the circumstances and background and so all this mudslinging is just hot air.
For all we know he’s making up the three hours later. Or booked half a day off. Or was specifically sent to do some sort of job relating to art and had permission to wine and dine. The party may have paid for it, he may have paid for it out of his pocket – hell, SHE may have paid for it.
It’s one thing to go on a bloody tirade when something is bad. But this is just spacefilling. Innocent until proven guilty in the UK, last I heard. There’s plenty of PROVEN bad stuff going on out there to get stuck into. This does not fit into that category at the moment.
Er, we don’t want any more of your intelligent comments, thank you very much.
Sorry Sir Reg, I think you are wrong. We had Austin Mitchell’s wife on R4 this morning trying to persuade us all MPs are honest, the biggest mortgage flippers remain unpunished, and here we have synthetic outrage about a shadow culture minister having a long lunch with a famous artist. (I think she’s crap, but that is neither here nor there) A bit of light relief (under the table?) but let’s get back to the serious stuff.
I suspect I overdid the irony.
” Ed Vaizey’s Three Hour Lunch with Tracey Emin ”
Oh how the time must have flown.
Perhaps he misread the invitation as “Three Hour Munch”.
That is very good.
Which one of them sat there with their hands clamped to their face screaming into the abyss?
Brave man
NO.
Now this is more about Guido and his ability to stalk people.
STOP IT YOU DOUBLE CHINNED Hoon!
I know you earn money by this but stop it you slack jawed guinness supping tosser!
Shock politics lose the shock when some fat twat becomes the story!
how is C….u…n….t translated as Hoon? apart from the obvious of course :p
Well, there’s this little box of magic called a ‘contutor’ or somefink ….
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1220473/Territorial-Army-personnel-risk-training-cuts-save-20m.html
I see aintbustinagut and gordn are still trying to destroy the army.
yesterday gordon said he’d send 500 more troops to Afghanistan and then made so many provisos that the likelihood of any of them being posted is absolutely zilch.
And whilst he was saying that aintbustinagut was pulling all training funds on the Territorial Army for 6 months so that men going to Afghanistan from the TA ( there are currently 650 TA over there in the frontline) will be posted without proper training.
There really are no words to describe this uncaring incompetent government.
And the US are sending a further 45,000 troops in, it’s all rather humiliating. Frankly I can’t believe the outrageous behaviour of our government, and every day even more greedy troughing MP’s are unmasked. We really do need a general election.
I Think The HSE Should Step In At This Point ! If You Send Someone To Do A Job In Industry And They Get Injured As A Result Of Of Lack Of Training , Then The HSE Would Have Your Ball’s On A Spike ! So Why This Cant Apply To Mp’s Sending Untrained Troops To Afghanistan Is Beyond Me !
Why Can’t We Send All Our Long Term Unemployed “Doleites” And All Our Lazy Arses On Incapacity Benefits ? They Would Make Excellent Cannon Fodder And Save Us Billions Of Pounds ! Which Could Be Used To Train Our Troops ! We Could Also Send Any MP Who Wants To Keep His Ill Gotten Gains As The Officers To Motivate Them !
Fuck off you brain dead clown.
So TaT Is A Sponger ? Thought So !
add to that list al the corporate tax dodgers and bankers and bbc ‘talent’ – who have received more benefit than an army of single mothers ever would.
Guido, has anyone managed to identify the other chap sitting at the table with Vaizey and Emin?
On Vaizey’s web site there a picture (http://www.vaizey.com/text.aspx?id=36) of a pile of unopened mail – no doubt he’s out to lunch.
I am a Labour Party branch official in the North West and can tell you that an alliance has been formed between senior ministers inc. Jack Straw and David Miliband, to remove Gordon Brown within 2 months. Under a new leader, Labour will be in a position to stop the Tories winning outright the next election.
Anyone accepting the leadership of this drowning labour party this side of the GE would be more than foolhardy because whoever it was they are going to lose the next GE big time.
There is real anger amongst the population generally at the disastrous way they are handling the Afghanistan War and leaving our troops unprotected and unsupported.
There is real anger at the ongoing MP’s expenses scandal and especially how this labour crew are squealing this week and reaching for their lawyers as they try to find ways to hang on to their ill gotten gains.
No they would be better to let gordon lead them to defeat in the GE and then have a good civil war over leadership afterwards.
And let’s not forget the disgustingl spectacle of gorbals mick being given a peerage this week for being the first speaker of the HoC to be kicked out in disgrace in more than 300 years.
Happy Christmas Gordon From Your Old Mate Jack And NuLabour Ha! Ha! Ha!
I’ve voted labour all my life pal and I know there is no way Labour will get back in, its not because the tories are any better its just because people vote governments’ out, not governments’ in. Especially with them two reptillian fucking slime balls at the helm.
Nothing wrong with reptiles mate
Snide comment and joking apart, the dismal reality is that Straw and Milliband probably do represent the best chance Nulab have of turning it round.
This present cabinet must be the most feeble ever. I doubt any of them could support themselves elsewhere.
Straw is to justice as Gordon is eurosceptic. As for Milliband he would look out of his depth on a parish council
They were feeble on day 1.
Remember Gordon’s great unveiling of all the talents? A cabinet of all the lackeys.
A circle of jerks.
Anonymous. I’ve just read your post. You clearly live in HoC World.
This is not the real world, this is a fantasy world for you and your cronies, only made possible by the efforts of the hard-working families you keep banging on about helping.
Wake up, and let’s have an election. Then you’ll all be able to see how despised your party really is.
Austin healey’s posh wife has been on R4 this morning bemoaning the lot of the poor hardworking mps and their longsuffering wives. She had the audacity to say that since the exes scandal she now has to think about things carefully before she buys them – what a fucking joke, I nearly threw my netto gruel at the wireless. Bastards.
Whats Her Name ? I Want To Check Her Expences To See If We Payed For That Dead Rat He Wears On His Head !
he’s the mp not her you turnip
Are We Talking The Same Austin Healey ? Rugby Player ?
Just Googled Austin Healey Mp ! There Isn’t One !
I do apologise – Austin Mitchell.
Sorry
Why do you hate us ?
Turnip ! Which Country Does He live In This Austin Healet Mp ? That You Seem To Know All About !
What a bloody cheek!
This has made me so angry. This man’s wife obviously doesn’t know she’s born. Let them try living on £65 a week and see how they like it! She’ll have to think a lot more carefully then.
On poisonous trolls.
If it is possible to find out who the ISP, is report it to them as abuse.
In extreme cases they can legitimately deny service; the service contract allows them to do so.
I have done that with e mail crooks when I was selling a car.
When did Guido give you the right to pick who posts on his blog ?
If the cap fits; wear it.
I mentioned no names and left the judgement to others.
Thin end of the wedge, Moley. Someone has to decide on how poisonous they are. Guido can get rid or the real pains, but it’s probably best that they are simply ignored or that Guido steps down from his Mr Creosote mission for a while and bans them, like he did with that swimming trunked tosser. He’ll be back soon in some other guise, no doubt.
He is still here Thick as thieves !
Oy you,leave TaT alone he plays a key role on here and is welcome by me as he crushes skull after skull.
It is that depraved thing mocking CMD’s tragedy that wants exterminating and I think Guido might just have kicked him into touch after yesterdays concerted effort by the offende few.
You also are TaT ! Blowing your own trumpet again !
[...] Emin – Tory Artist, Pt II Guido has the story here - I wonder what they were [...]
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/oct/14/vaclav-klaus-lisbon-treaty-czech
Whilst the Czech President holds out agaist the Lisbon Treaty there is hope yet that we may get our referendum.
I don’t want a referendum on the Lisbon Treaty: I want one on european political interference in UK state gover’nance. I think Klauss should refuse and we should tear up the any political agreements already made with europe. That’s political not commercial agreements.
http://www.petitiononline.com/sptklaus/petition.html
Sign it and email it to others. It’s time to flex our online muscles, we can’t just rely on guido.
In America when Bush tried to grant amnesty to illegal immigrants websites like freerepublic got all their members to totally swamp congressmen with faxes/emails/letters/phone calls, crashing the systems in many cases. They managed to stop it. I am sure similar tactics here could yield some success, though it needs leadership from someone like guido and the readers to follow through. Imagine 10,000 faxes a week to conservative head office telling them that without a cast iron promise on the referendum we’ll vote UKIP. Cost to us individually – next to nothing – would shut down their business though, and at least get across the anger. Similarly everyone who reads this blog ought to be involved in a co-ordinated effort to email Klaus and let him know we’re supporting him and pleading with him for just a few more months so we can have our say. It would strengthen the resolve of the greta man more still.
Some may see outing Vaizey having an expensive lunch as a bit of fun. However, Vaizey may have had a legitimate reason and we don’t know that Emin wasn’t paying as she can certainly afford it.
However, this places great power in the hands of the blog master who could wage an unprincipled propaganda campaign if motivated.
With power comes great responsiblilty, be careful how we use it, the Westminster village and the MSM will be quaking after yesterdays Vaizey stunt.
Its not as if the printed media would ever be unprincipled. thank god for that.
I wouldn’t have thought it would be too difficult for someone motivated to identify the red snapper in the resturant?
What’s wrong with unprincipled propaganda campaigns?
Add jiggling titties and you have a worldbeater.
I would be genuinely interested to know whether Ed claims this on expenses.
Bear with me for a minute, this is not for the obvious reason. I know we are all fed up with MPs claiming for their entire lifestyle on expenses, but there is a more subtle point here, which I think is quite important.
For someone running a business, it is sometimes necessary to take people out to lunch. I know this, because I run a business. I have taken clients out for meals from time to time, which is an important part of building relationships, and is necessary if I want my business to be successful.
However, HMRC disagrees. Such expenditure is classed as “entertaining”, and is not allowable as a legitimate business expense when calculating my corporation tax bill.
I wonder if the same rule applies to MPs? There may well be legitimate reasons why the Shadow Culture Secretary is having lunch with one of our leading artists, but if so, I would expect him to be subject to the same rules as the rest of us and have to pay tax on it.
I would expect him to be subject to the same rules as the rest of us and have to pay tax on it.
Your having a laugh – get back in your overtaxed over-regulated box you prole
You seem knowledgeable: Where is the line drawn between a fully-expenses-friendly meal and entertaining? ie wheres the line between a £2 Sainsbury sandwich, a basic restaurant meal, and something fancier.
Obviously … wherever that line is for normal people and the tax man, isnt the same as it is for mps.
The line is drawn, at least for the purposes of us ordinary mortals who have to abide by HMRC rules, at the point where the client (or indeed anyone who doesn’t work in your own company) joins you for the meal. Then, even if you’ve bought your client nothing more elaborate than a Big Mac and fries, it’s considered entertaining and it’s not an allowable business expense for tax (and indeed VAT) purposes.
If I am travelling on business with a colleague and we go out for a meal after whatever business meeting we’ve been to, that’s subsistence, and is an allowable business expense, provided it’s reasonable. If we claim for a Big Mac and fries, there would be no problem. If we went to Scotts of Mayfair, that might be considered taking the piss. As far as I know, there is no specific definition of what counts as reasonable. I would, however, fully expect that HMRC would have no problem defining it retrospectively if we were to be inspected and they thought my choice of restaurants was too extravagant. So sadly, I don’t tend to eat in restaurants like Scotts of Mayfair and charge it to expenses.
I think it highly unlikely that Mr Vaizey would have to put his hand in his pocket to pay for a lunch at Scotts; a place where most of us have never been, or are ever likely to be able to afford to go.
It sickens me to my stomach that we pay for their affluent lifestyles. They stay at the very best hotels and eat the very best food – all paid for by us. Our lifestyle, which has never been affluent, went down the gurgler when I lost my job last April.
Shysters – the lot of ‘em!
Surge on the GBP, goo on yer buzzard
Surge? Its just a bounce from after the traders over-reacted a couple of days ago.
Tim, I just love the way you have corrected Oi Loike Golde, “Surge?” dead cool, you put a question mark despite knowing the answer
Lunch with Vaizey or Emin? Not a difficult choice – I’ll go without.
Tracy Emin, God she is one hell of an ugly bitch. She’s definitely one for a paper bag over the head whilst fornicating. I only hope she’s not going to do a Paul Daniels when the 50% tax hike arrives.
The hot air windbag stayed in UK. That’s magic, my arse. Couldn’t even make himself disappear.
I saw that eejit Prescott on TV with his just as loathsome wife yesterday promoting some senseless TV mockumentary they had made. Mrs Prescott went on and on about being sick on a boat journey and having to attend a drinks party afterwards. You really do have to ask yourself how these brainless twats get the jobs, and the remuneration, they do. I don’t think they have a brain between them. I wonder if they would have been living the affluent lifestyle they clearly live had they not been feeding at the Parliamentary trough for so long. You just have to look at the current front bench of the Labour party to see them for what they are – a bunch of absolute nutters with about as much class as Katie Price.
That is probably true, but he can relate to the majority of his constituents on their terms, and therefore they feel that he represents them in all the senses of the word – which is part of the point. Or perhaps the good burghers of Hull would have preferred some southern oxbridge ponce who would never have set foot in Hull unless he was parachuted in for a troughfest
Well as a grown upGlam Rocker could not resist this seems to some this thred up!
Hell – she’s an ugly, talentless, self promoting cow, though – he surely wasn’t trying to pull her?
He’d need three paper bags – one over his head, one over her head and one to be sick in afterwards.
No, he was trying to get her to pull him
Ed Vaisey is fine.
I know parliament was sitting, but he wasn’t dining on his MP’s time, see.
He sets that particular time aside for one his three other jobs.
It was on their time.
Okay?
Shouldn’t the payoff line be:
Just another trough day in the life of a hardworking public servant…
I always confuse Miss Emin with Amy Winehouse. Mrs Randle says it’s probably because both ladies are in urgent need of a scrubbing brush and a jumbo bar of carbolic soap.
She is probably crying to Ed about the 50% tax rate, and how artists should have bigger government subsidies.