+++ Jacqui : ‘Unreserved Apology’ for Porno Claims +++
No offer of repayment.
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Lord Lamont told ITV News…
“I think the PM is just human and Ed Balls is a pretty irritating person”
Dirty WHORE !
Yes, Agreed
And anyway, why is she apologising the people who care least about her theft. Guido is spot on here – she DID benefit, she supplied fraudulent and edited information regarding her residence.
This fat fucking cnut is done for politically.
She’s still claiming more nights in London? WTF?
Somebody is lying…..
Well the system is broken, the moment a new enterprising party realises just how weak and tenuous the current establishment’s grip on our “hearts and minds” is, we might get offered something more democratic.
In an era when we are all authenticated online multiple time daily (purchases, email) why do we need the 18th century model of political representation in westminster.
I feel these are edging closer to the “end times” for the system as is, “vote now to hang jacqui smith” what’s not to like, people involved in politics, youbetcha.
Films? Since when were mucky vids films?
What I don’t get, is where the bath plugs came into the porn? I mean, that must be some very weird porn that we got charged for.
They were actually for anal use, it’s just that jacqui smith has such a large anus that they were mistaken for bathplugs, apparently it’s like opening a window and fucking the night..
hence her husband often waiting late in the night for the vast unmentionably ugly bitch to snore soundly before shaking out reams of baby batter in front of taxpayer-funded porn.
“it’s like opening a window and fucking the night..”
Not heared that before. That’s class is that.
ever heared of butt plugs?
Well, I’m just saying that I think the diameter involved led people to suspect that it was intended for bath use, and not to plug her cavernous gape.
Nope.
Jackie Smith has repeated the asertion that the Tax payer would have been no worse off if she had made a different decision over what was her secong home. Is this the case because if its not true……
Every time she lies her tits get bigger, so draw your own conclusions.
I get a similar problem.
She said there was no evidence it was true. But the investigation didn’t consider that so there wouldn’t be.
How could she work it out anyway?
Can’t be true as the home secretary has use of a state provided house, so no need for any second home allowance.
Also would have been far cheaper to do up her sister’s bedroom that maintain her mansion in Redditch.
Miserable penny pinching tax payers. Should be ashamed of themselves making their Home Secretary, no less, live in a relative’s box room.
Of course it’s not true. She claimed a fortune for her so-called “second home”. She wouldn’t have have to claim anything like that amount for staying in her sister’s spare bedroom.
Politics has reached a new low when an MP can stand up in Parliament, tell such an obviously transparent lie, and face no consequences.
Nothing’s going to change with these characters.
They are mkaing it much worse for themselves.
Unless they know they will be toast on election day, so are keeping all the money as they know they’ll be out of a job in six months?
Would you be that bothered, she’s ripped off the public purse, got gods knows how many businesses up and running, she will be on East Street come the GE.
Lord Byron – Darkness
I had a dream, which was not all a dream.
The bright sun was extinguished, and the stars
Did wander darkling in the eternal space,
Rayless, and pathless, and the icy earth
Swung blind and blackening in the moonless air;
Morn came and went -and came, and brought no day,
And men forgot their passions in the dread
Of this their desolation; and all hearts
Were chilled into a selfish prayer for light;
And they did live by watchfires -and the thrones,
The palaces of crowned kings -the huts,
The habitations of all things which dwell,
Were burnt for beacons; cities were consumed,
And men were gathered round their blazing homes
To look once more into each other’s face;
Happy were those which dwelt within the eye
Of the volcanoes, and their mountain-torch;
A fearful hope was all the world contained;
Forests were set on fire -but hour by hour
They fell and faded -and the crackling trunks
Extinguished with a crash -and all was black.
The brows of men by the despairing light
Wore an unearthly aspect, as by fits
The flashes fell upon them: some lay down
And hid their eyes and wept; and some did rest
Their chins upon their clenched hands, and smiled;
And others hurried to and fro, and fed
Their funeral piles with fuel, and looked up
With mad disquietude on the dull sky,
The pall of a past world; and then again
With curses cast them down upon the dust,
And gnashed their teeth and howled; the wild birds shrieked,
And, terrified, did flutter on the ground,
And flap their useless wings; the wildest brutes
Came tame and tremulous; and vipers crawled
And twined themselves among the multitude,
Hissing, but stingless -they were slain for food;
And War, which for a moment was no more,
Did glut himself again; -a meal was bought
With blood, and each sate sullenly apart
Gorging himself in gloom: no love was left;
All earth was but one thought -and that was death,
Immediate and inglorious; and the pang
Of famine fed upon all entrails -men
Died, and their bones were tombless as their flesh;
The meagre by the meagre were devoured,
Even dogs assailed their masters, all save one,
And he was faithful to a corse, and kept
The birds and beasts and famished men at bay,
Till hunger clung them, or the drooping dead
Lured their lank jaws; himself sought out no food,
But with a piteous and perpetual moan,
And a quick desolate cry, licking the hand
Which answered not with a caress -he died.
The crowd was famished by degrees; but two
Of an enormous city did survive,
And they were enemies: they met beside
The dying embers of an altar-place
Where had been heaped a mass of holy things
For an unholy usage: they raked up,
And shivering scraped with their cold skeleton hands
The feeble ashes, and their feeble breath
Blew for a little life, and made a flame
Which was a mockery; then they lifted up
Their eyes as it grew lighter, and beheld
Each other’s aspects -saw, and shrieked, and died -
Even of their mutual hideousness they died,
Unknowing who he was upon whose brow
Famine had written Fiend. The world was void,
The populous and the powerful was a lump,
Seasonless, herbless, treeless, manless, lifeless -
A lump of death -a chaos of hard clay.
The rivers, lakes, and ocean all stood still,
And nothing stirred within their silent depths;
Ships sailorless lay rotting on the sea,
And their masts fell down piecemeal; as they dropped
They slept on the abyss without a surge -
The waves were dead; the tides were in their grave,
The Moon, their mistress, had expired before;
The winds were withered in the stagnant air,
And the clouds perished! Darkness had no need
Of aid from them -She was the Universe!
Can we expect the whole of ‘Palgrave’s Golden Treasury’, from you, eventually?
Jeez, don’t hold back, Boycott Blah etc., just tell it straight!
Gosh. Thanks.
I liked that.
It seems to sum our future up.
Be better if it rhymed.
It was by Ron?
and I get moderated for simply saying the word “bonkers”
No apology about her second home scam though. Says the tax payer no worse off neglected to say that she was a whole lot better off with the dosh being spent on her Redditch mansion
She didn’t mention the business of Redditch being her genuine main home. She said it had been accepted that her London home was a real home.
I didn’t think it was much of an apology at all, by the tone of it… though she used the words ‘I unreservedly apologise’, she didn’t sound the slightest bit contrite. Hah!
its the split infinitive that really grates- her pension should be abolished for that.
This boils my piss. If this was in the private sector she’d have been reported to the police for fraud/theft.
These people just don’t get it/don’t care.
…and they never will (the Tories are the same)
they have got it and it seems they`re keeping it !!
They deserve to be in prison. If they had not loaded ordinary people with so many nit-picking rules, extra charges for living, cameras, and finger wagging, I might feel a smidgeon of tolerance – just fines and barring from public office might do. Go get ‘em.
Quite appalling, she is playing the victim, shame on her.
But she is the victim and we are the criminals for causing such pain to these MP’s – really wake up and smell the coffee – we are but nothings in their lives.
I don’t call my porn ‘films’, I call it porn. And I buy it myself with my own money.
But lets face it – he does not even have to rent the films – there is such a thing as the internet and free films!
So I am informed by a friend……
livesex.com
free
errm, so I’m told…
I guess you weren’t aware of youporn or xvideos (dot com)
You don’t even need to marry jackie smith to rub one out now!
xhamster is so free,it is sponsored by a tissue company and a PC screen protection company…..
I knew a woman who worked at Wooolies, she once took a sweet from the pick and mix, and was fired on the spot. These fu**sters take 117K+ and laugh all the way to the bank
…Most are well over the 100K mark
they really dont give a S**T what anyone thinks.
So Woolworths had higher standards for their staff than pareliament has for MPs? And Gordon Brown killed Woolworths off!
Aah yes but the “little people” have to be kept in their places ! I mean if everybody working for “Woolies” took a “Pick n’ Mix” Sweetie the company would very soon end up insolvent ! !! That’s the “Wonder of Woolies” !!!
Well this load of liars and troughers have certainly pick and mixed the country.
I thought this was going to be a limerick!
There was a young lady from Woolies……
There was a young lady in Woolies
who had no use for her old man’s goolies
so he rigged TV set
and got it on, you bet
with an ingenious system of pulleys ….
Alan Douglas
Fat, stinking, irritating, sanctimonious, talentless, useless, tightassed Hunt
That was an apology????
Her voice broke when she said “Redditch” when referring to having spent more time in London than in Redditch.
Having watched “Lie To Me” recently,I am trained to notice when a person is not telling the truth and this was one such case.
I shall remember this when the cops catch me with 25 bodies in the freezer,blood stains on my shirt and the screams of 18 people in my basement….but officer,I was ill advised and I apologise,so go away.
Soon to be ex-MP for Redditch ! She knows it ! We know it ! AND now you know it!!
£12.415.10!!!!!!!
and he wasn’t elected.
Where has he got this money stashed?
Boy, she must have been an expensive cleaner.
The only one who cleans on her knees…..
“Get an intern and you won’t even have to pay” said Clinton.
Jacqui Smith’s apology in full
I am very sorry – That I get caught.
Obviously I meant to write, got caught, not get caught.
My apologies for the crap grammar.
Pays back £400. Quid Make’s off with £64.000 Nice work if you can get it Robbing Cow.
Watching this Parliament on TV just now – it really was like waking up the morning after an extremely – and I mean extremely – massive drinking session with 5,000 cans of Stella;
“Oh my goodness,did that really happen and does this really continue to happen,oh and wasn’t that John Bercoff just a bad dream?”
Obviously not.
Meanwhile Gordo the Creep is trying to flog what’s left of the family silver
since he’s bankrupted the country.
Still a good expenses scandal takes the spotlight off his one man
crusade to wreck GB plc.
Wot, with him still owing £13K? Didn’t work then, did it?
I want to apologise with loads of reservations to the people who have the temerity to question me.
Is she still expecting a letter fron the other bod?
Legg
What NO INTEREST ON THE MONEY????
Why aren’t they paying the money back with interest?
The public are being diddled.
I’m sorry I got caught.
Couldn’t she pay it off in kind? Make a vid and call it something like ‘The Commons Touch: The Homesexxxy and the Members’?
With dvd and cable rights she would probably come out ahead.
Put me down for a copy.
She is totally toast.
But will get a super job with the UN, or the Nobel society.
There are zillions of trust funded or taxpayer funded enclaves for a failed socialist.
Because they all fail, there has to be numerous sanctuaries. Like they have for Donkeys. Only Much better appointed and paid!
The Fat Slut Smith neither looked nor sounded at all penitent for her theft!