Guido Demands Jacqui Pays It Back
The Times says her career is ruined. She could of course try to redeem herself by doing the right thing. She could pay back the money she fiddled…
The Times says her career is ruined. She could of course try to redeem herself by doing the right thing. She could pay back the money she fiddled…

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Go Guido.
Smith, get your cheque book out.
My name is Jacqui, I’m right, you’re all wrong, and I’m £117,000 richer. na na, nana na.
I just can’t force myself to watch that….that….b…bloody woman
I think her husband shares those sentiments.
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IS THE LADY A TRAMP, BOYS,
IS THE LADY A BITCH
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How can he unwatch the excellent TelevisionX?
To paraphrase Julius Caesar: She came, She stole (our money and civil liberties), She refused to give them back!
Or rather, her husband came, She stole (our money and civil liberties), She refused to give them back!
Her chums at the back look like they’re attending a funeraL!
Oh Dear! The gravy train has finally hit the buffers!!!
Jacqui is the fat controller and hubbie is John Thomas the wank engine.
She can keep her apology, paying back the money would show sincere regret.
Labour don’t do sincere regret.
Or sincere anything.
Paying back money that wasn’t hers in the first place is not a punishment. The right thing for Jacqui to do would be to resign her seat forthwith. She has disgraced parliament and shown contempt for the people who elected her to represent them.
Okay, she isn’t exactly alone in this, but it would be refreshing for her to display some genuine regret.
It’s not enough. She needs to be prosecuted.
aaah, Hugh Cornwell. The legend!
Oooh, hasn’t she put on a lot of weight.
Almost as if shes been pigging out at someone elses expense, cramming in as much as she can knowing its all going to end soon.
She even makes me look slim. Now pass the fookin pies i’m starvin’
Vile retarded fascist. She’s a thief and liar. Filthy pig-faced scum.
She might not have a cheque book after the bankruptcy hearing, so lets just sequestrate the property we paid for
May be too late anyway anyone seen sterling today? plumetting ain’t the word. All labour governments end in
A) a sterling crisis TICK
B) no money left TICK
C) Industrial crisis and Union disorder TICK
All present and correct.
Calm down dear its been much lower in the past year!
combine it with the other two points dummy but go ahead anyway stick your bonce in the sane. You people really take the biscuit
with sharia compliant interest
I’d be happy to see sharia law chop off the hands of some of these parliamentary thieves.
I think hers is the only case in which sharia torture justice is justified!
keeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrboooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!
Stone her, cut off her hands, wrap her in a burkha and feed her to camels in the Saudi desert.
May peace NEVER be upon her.
Horrible prime example of the worst in scummy Liebour pond life.
Go you fat cow, pay back every penny plus compound interest.
And a dhimmi bitch
Surely there must be enough archive footage of her for someone to put together a parody of their “No Ifs, No Buts” advert.
No sooner said than done
Not bad, but I was hoping for something more youtube-y :-)
Of course, “Jackie Smith’s downfall began at the hand of her husband…”
Sorry Ken,
I only do Photoshop, not YouTube.
You make a good point. It would seem that Mr Smith’s penchant for bashing the bishop is the root of her shame.
I wonder how long they’ll stay together once she loses her seat at the General Election?
Jackie’s husband tried to pull a fast one but was caught red handed having been knobbled by underhand methods while we were paying Sky by the flick of a wrist and the remote hot button
Jacqui – I am unreservedly sorry too…..can I have £116k as well
So am I and so’s my wife can we have £232,000, because we are worth it
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note to jaqui smith:
PAY BACK THE DOLLARS YOU HAVE STOLEN YOU FUCKING THIEF!
THAT IS OUR MONEY. YOU WILL RETURN WHAT YOU HAVE STOLEN.
THIEF.
we might be able to work out some kind of a soapy titwank bartering deal.
I know the beast of berkwell and tuscan tony are up for the gig.
you probably better add the engineer to the list aswell.
careful though, he will probably try to conceal a camera to record the event.
engineer’s a porn addict you see.
ditto the beast of berkwell.
ditto tuscan tony.
dirty old bastards.
ditto old holborn.
Roll us your cap Grandad. Round the back.
Bring back the beard. There needs to be a serious attempt to bring the beard back. A beardless man is really no more than an infant. Disgraceful and hardly credible. I could not trust a man with no beard.
Like Blunkett?
“The Times says her career is ruined. She could of course try to redeem herself by doing the right thing. She could pay back the money she fiddled…”
Looks like the money won
She will never get re-elected ! She IS finished as Member of Parliament for Redditch ! She knows it ! We know it ! AND now you know it
2005 Election Results:-
Labour 18188
Con 16060
Lib 5904
Others 1383
Labour Majority = 2128
Number of signatories to Jacqui Must Go Petition = 6500+(and growing)
Do the maths Jacqui – Goodbye.You can keep the Bath Plug !
The really disgusting thing about the whole saga is that this overpromoted, sanctimonious , preechy old bag was , as holder of one of the great offices of state ie Home Secretary, entitled to a grace and favour residence as of right
ie a great big house in the centre of London paid for gratis by the taxpayer , total security laid on and the whole gamut of expenses chucked in free too , no questions asked-
and that includes her husband’s gay-porno-settee-wank-on-the-taxpayer-videos too, along with all just about other living costs.
The essence of this deal is that she doesn’t have to worry about living accomodation and can thus just concentrate on her job ie Home Sec.
The arrogant bat threw all this up so she could work a grubby little racket with her sister conning the taxpayer over “renting” her front upstairs bedroom.
Sheesh!!!
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Its the lack of style that really pisses me off.
And the total lack of any intelligence whatsoever.
Strong theme running through this government.
Fuck that. Lester Piggot never got away with fraud, why should this bitch. They think they are above the law because they are. Its time we did something about it.
Go get her the troughing bitch …No Mercy!
Guido….. you said if she repaid then private retribution may be dropped……….. shame was looking forward to the photographers scrum o/s the crown court.
Well done sir, the conversation gets broader, fantastic
Good God Guido, she was bursting with wanton desire for you. You devil you!
Guido id have a few “oh’s” comprendy? Could JUST see his hands, which is the saving grace.
It looks like she could do with a ‘There’s Something About Mary’ hair treatment
Take another look at the hank of hair flopping over her eye.
You cold have told us you were on, could have got better picture quality than that clip!
Anyway, Jacqui has got away with it, she will never pay it back, she has no shame. She also got away with the Conservative MP Damian Green arrest, report also out today.
Bitch.
So,
Is the sunlight case dead in the water?
Will be consulting m’learned friends. It might actually make things more straight forward. We have established beyond doubt the evidential basis and now heard her admit to wrong doing.
What’s to consult? If she’s admitted it?
Litigation is a long, tedious and expensive way of resolving a dispute. The threat of litigation is usually more effective in bringing about a satisfactory resolution.
Such was the effectiveness of Trial by Combat. In itself it rarely produced an equitable result but the Damocles Sword prospect of violent mediation usually effected an early pragmatic agreement between the disputing parties.
Yes. But I want to see the bitch in the clink. She hung this particular sword there herself.
Not going to happen Dack. But!!! She and her husband are going to be ostracised after the next failed GE.
Who will want to be associated with failed, lying, thieving politicians who have achieved an unfortunately high profile in the International Media????
Not me, Nell. That’s why I don’t vote for ‘parties’.
Admission! Parliamentary immunity does it not apply?
“It might actually make things more straight forward.”
Ha. That’s one way of putting it I suppose.
You give barrel scraping a bad name.
So Jimmy would you rather (a) she got away with it (b) or I got her? And for a further 10 points: why?
Guido – not 100% up on the detail, but what has she been paying her sister? Surely that would be deductible from the £116K. So what is it – 5 years rent?
Probably wangle £10K p.a. for that so it’s about £65K she owes?
Got away with what? Honestly I have some sympathy for the argument that those who gamed the system should see their careers suffer (and she clearly has) but this never came within a mile of criminality, as I suspect you were advised some time ago, but you have to keep flogging this dead horse. I’ve seen real political corruption, not this nit picking bullshit. It’s all so small and tedious. If you’d beaten the government up over Al Yamamah for example I could respect that. If this is the worst that MPs get up to then the system’s in pretty good shape. I understand that it’s a target marginal and it’s all grist to the mill, but is there really a point to all this?
And has her sister declared unearned income?
here’s the point jimmy: stealing public funds is a crime.
you are a criminally minded person jimmy, your post exposes you as an apologist for the fraudsters.
as you are a criminal c’unt who is seeking to aid and abet a fraud after the fact you will ofcourse get no refund.
fuck off.
I’ve seen real political corruption,
And done what about it? What you implore Guido to do. Walk away,
Phil, I don’t think that’s what I’m suggesting at all. Guido’s built himself a remarkable bully pulpit here. It must be possible to put it to better use than this.
bully pulpit jimmy?
that’s what brown’s bunker is, innit?
you are so full of shit it is simply unbelievable.
now fuck off you cretin.
thankyou.
I hardly think “bully pulpit” is a fair description; it really doesn’t have the power of The Sun or the NOTW or other such publications.
If the only reason Guido should back off is because there are bigger targets – and there always are – then you can be sure it will be business as usual at Westminster this year, and in Brussels, and in every Local Authority in the land.
If just one or two of them get caught and punished then the rest of them might think twice. This is not about party politics.
Some MPs have bent the rules a bit but some have been taking the piss.
cheers titfer, couldn’t have put it worse myself.
Jimmy, corruption does not do itself – it’s corrupt people that do it. Never mind the width, feel the quality – rotten is rotten.
Therefore they’re all as bad as each other.
go for it Guido not for 1 second do I think she will actualy pay up but if she has a few sleepless nights makes me sleep a lot sounder
and if she has admitted her error, does that mean she is no longer protected by the public purse for her defence?
Technically yes. But this is NuLab we’re discussing.
Dear Jimmy there is a world of difference between Political corruption and straightforward Thievery and Fraud. Corruption is a different beast all together. and is wrongly being applied to expenses fraud. Having said that a good example of corruption would be for say a Lord to accept money from a third party to influence legislation. Now that would never happen would it and if it did those responsible would go to jail wouldnt they !
You make my point. Why this nonsense about expenses rather than what you describe which is real corruption. I’ve never defended Truscott and co and I’m not about to start now.
you don’t know your own mind jimmy, your posts are pointless.
you have got your head stuck up your arse and your views are without any merit whatsoever.
they are the reasons I keep asking you to fuck off jimmy.
you are wasting the good readers time.
now seriously, fuck off.
Jimmy she is the thin edge of the wedge, she has lied, she has abused public office and she has stolen taxpayer’s money.
If she is now forced to repay or hassled by court actions and her sister investigated by HMRC etc etc, then the rest of the troughers will likely start to ponder their own situations and become more amenable to coughing up.
She should in any event be taken to the cleaners for one other important reason — she epitomises the degenerate, badly educated, dim, treacherous, incompetent, authoritarian, criminal, Liebour gangsters that masquerade as a government, she has besmirched one of the great offices of state by slumming in a semi-detached attic broom-cupboard so she could fleece the taxpayer and she has abused her position as Home Secretary to order police stormtroopers into parliament.
For these and other reasons give her both barrels Mr Fawkes, no pity, no compassion and no quarter —
- and well done for a great piece of cleanup campaigning.
So do all of us!
Well said Guido – good interview – I am sickened at the carry-on today – they really think they are above the law don’t they ? Keep it up.
HEAR HEAR
So does Emily wear stockings or tights Guido?
Well said Geeedo. Did yer get her number. Did yer?
This November the 5th guess what most people will have on top of their bonfire? Here’s a clue, we have 650 of the bastards all on the take.
instead of having our own bonfires, why don’t we all converge on Parliament with our fireworks and finish off what should have been done in the 1600s.
We’re on the right blog for some-one lead us!!
How nice would that be if we had a demo at the houses of pigerment on 5 nov I would crawl over broken glass to be there would be nice Guido worth thinking about
Simply love the t-shirt and jacket combo – VERY 80s and a look that I certainly haven’t given up.
It’s just so much more damn comfy.
Oh yes, and is Emily really worth £650,000 of our money a year?
Just a thought.
Black…. to hide the Guiness stains.
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Very slimming too.
Apparently.
She’s quite fit actually… Guido can you put a totty watch tag on for her?
PS not the 20stone slapper from Bromsgrove who could presumably make a good career in specialist films for certain parts of the continental market
I tried to chat her up in a bar in Marylebone many years ago. I had no idea who she was as I was working abroad at the time and on a visit to London.
Needless to say, I was very, very drunk at the time.
sponsored by her husband, on £40k salary, plus expenses, all paid by us, FFS
Congratulations on a great i/v Guido and you have my utmost support and respect for pursuing your/our principles of honesty; Truth and real justice in a world gone mad.
For a second I thought someone had taken a pot-shot at you at 1′ 20″ till I realised it was probably just a runner who dropped the expenses file….
I thought that. It wasn’t a ricin pellet was it?
Some beeboid dropped their crack-pipe.
Guido,
1) If you let her off I want a refund. Transparency and all that.
2) You’ve let yourself go you fat bastard.
That’s not a nice thing to say about Ms Maitlis.
Speaking as another of the “fat bastard” type, her indoors will never let me out in public without a shirt collar. It works wonders sartorially speaking. She has as yet not found a cure for the “bastard” bit however. Just thought it might help, Guido.
Oh yes and a note to the Times Sub-Editor and relevant journo:
Her career is in ruins?
She couldn’t win Redditch if she promised all the women a night with Take That and all the men a bucket full of beer-flavoured nipples.
And her “career” was mainly based on fucking up civil liberties and fucking up democracy.
What career? It was like watching a toddler in a grease pit.
Blow up the balloons and put out flags.
She could go back to serving school dinners like all the other fucking useless Labour helmet haired dykes.
Wouldn’t even trust her with those… probably nick all the hundreds and thousands off the trifle.
Love the hostile relationship you got from that blond bitch.
Bitch: “Is it Guido or Gwido”
You: “Guido”
Bitch: (in harsh dismissive tone) “Fine”
Wouldn’t have done it had you been a nulibore stooge that’s for sure. PROTECT THE HIVE!!!!!!!
BBC = Hoons
BBC = Hoons
BBC = Hoons
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My my you are a sensitive hoon.
You really should stop trying to read into her little interplay.
Guido, I thought you were the very model of restraint and calm, concise opinion. On that showing they may well ask you back a lot more. Lovely bit of balance too, making sure the tories didn’t escape a dishonourable mention.
Anyway, enough arse-licking for now!
don’t use my name.
final warning.
Warn all you like.
You have no copyright and no entitlement.
He can be beastly towards you. Otherwise there is fuck all he can do.
what a dick.
yes I know
you pair of imbeciles are on such thin ice but being the fools you are you have no concept at all of the danger you are placing yourselves in.
what can the great and heroic thick as thieves do you ask?
well, I can reach through your monitor and rip your fucking heart out, I can pull it through my screen then throw it on the floor and stamp on it until it stops twitching and where the heart used to be there is nothing more than a mashed up stain on the floor. I can make you look like a total fucking spastic and embarrass and ridicule you at will. I can make your name worthless and so badly traduced that you will be ashamed and will never tell anyone it was ever yours.
these are just a few of the things I can do.
genius, innit.
What you really mean is you can’t do a thing except type some bad language onto a screen. At your mirror.
Doesn’t really sound very clever, does it?
took you a whole hour to muster the courage to respond.
scaredy cat.
Thought I would give a little nice interval before replying to you again.
Found your dummy yet?
Didn’t Guido post a rather unflattering picture of the Matlis woman in a short skirt last year. It coulc have been worse, you could have asked her about her tax and expense claims.
However, if Smith still stands at Redditch it will be a result to savour at the GE, unless of course she has an appearance in court. The standards for PPE students must have been lowered to let her in. She must have been the token thickie from the state comps for her year of admission.
I’m guessing the headmaster wrote her a glowing report in her UCCA form.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacqui_Smith
Conservative backbencher Sir Michael Spicer, recalled in Parliament in 2003 how he had first met her when he was addressing the sixth form at The Chase School, where Smith’s mother was a teacher.
‘Gwido’ is an italian pronunciation. A rather telling confusion. It is what the BBC/Grauniad hoons with the villas in Tuscany and a smattering of the lingo would be inclined to say.
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I have written to the Queen this afternoon asking her to dissolve Parliament and allow the voters to make a judgement on our MP’s. I doubt it will work, but worth a try.
Her Majesty The Queen
Buckingham Palace
London SW1A 1AA
Well done Guido. I’m surprised the BBC had you on but they did and you were sound.
@Pay it all back Jackie-did you give a reason for your Royal plea?
Members of Parliament have consistently acted against their Code of Conduct in general and in particular to Rules of Conduct point 15:
“Members shall at all times conduct themselves in a manner which will tend to maintain and strengthen the public’s trust and confidence in the integrity of Parliament and never undertake any action which would bring the House of Commons, or its Members generally, into disrepute. “
Having been given ample time to rectify the Expenses scandal MP’s have proved themselves incapable in taking the right actions, I refer to the case of Jackie Smith MP as just one example. An apology to the House is far from sufficient and indeed further inflames distrust.
Although a highly unusual event which has not occurred since November 1834 dissolving Parliament in this way is the only course of action that can be taken to return public trust in Parliament. An Election is due by June 2010 under the Parliament Act 1911, giving constituents an election now would not be unusual considering that since 1911 more than 50% of Parliaments have been dissolved within 4 ½ years.
Here, here. Time we all got a chance to decide for ourselves which of the fuckers to turf out. However, in Smifffs case Isuspect she will get a cushy number in Brussels as head of the audit commission for the EU accounts.
You’ve written to Saxe-Coburg? Odd that, as so many here repeatedly assert that she “has no real power.” Hang on a minute: isn’t this supposed to be a democracy? How can someon who has not been elected and has no claim whatsoever to office save DNA “dissolve Parliament”?
Still think you are living in a democracy?
Every week The Queen gives an audience to the Prime Minister. She has a duty to express her views on Government matters, right. If either The Queen or the Prime Minister are not able to meet, they will speak by phone. So hopefully Her Majesty would feel well able to inform the Prime Minister of what she thought of the way in which the PM is Governing the Country and would ensure that the prime Minister has approval of the House
all she says is ‘have you any biscuits?’
Interesting that someone who has no formal qualifications, has never held political office, has no idea how normal mortals live, has no experience with politics or governance save the fawning and sychophantic world in which she lives, has never been elected, has no mandate whatsoever, has never had a proper job, should be fit to “advise” anyone. Get a grip and get beyond the hideous sycophancy: this is 2009 and monarcny is an offence to democracy.
Our dem*cracy is an offence to democracy.
An old teacher of mine used to say the UK has freedom, but the USA has Freedom with a capital F.
Going by these last twelve years, We no longer have any f in freedom.
Gorgon don’t listen to anyone else. Why should he take any notice of Queenie?
Queenie is so fecking rich she is effectively uncorruptable. We should make more use of that – it’s quite handy when you think of it. Imagine Bernie Ecclestone trying to bribe the Queen with a million quid. She tell him to fuck right off, grubby little fucker.
Course we aint the cabinet is stuffed with unelected twats Lord this Baroness that makes my shit hang what democracy even cod eye was not elected still he is good fun though eh
Thanks for her Majesty’s address up until now I had no idea where she lived. How did you come by this, have you been vetted ?
ITV right now
documentary on Afganistan and lack of equipment. The mother of the 200th soldier killed is narrating. Very powerful stuff. One Soldier has just said we all were very vociferous about asking for equipment but did not get it and there were avoidable deaths as a result. Next clip showed Bliar denying equipment was asked for. Cnut!!!!
Meanwhile troughing goes on by the very bastards that sent them out and refused them kit. Remember Labour denied more equipment was asked for but that has just been disproved outright a few minutes ago in this programme.
Dannatt now on saying he wanted more troops and equipment. The very senior commander on the ground Labour previously denied had asked for anything.
Don’t forget the Labour kunteze are also robbing injured soldiers of their compo as well. No doubt to pay to clean Mcfucking jock gay bastard’s snot filled carpets.
Injured servicemen face having compensation slashed after MoD wins court battle
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1219813/Injured-servicemen-face-potential-cut-compensation-awards-Court-Appeal-ruling.html#ixzz0Tkhy8J0o
Just read that Injured soldiers are to have their compensation cut by the M.O.D. Anyone who steals from wounded soldiers is scum of the first order!!!!!
I think things are coming to a head. George Brown’s hopefully.
She’s fucked either way
Not by me….
I might be blind and not had it in years – but even I have standards…
I might ask that Timney bloke to recommend a video though!
Sir Stuart Bell just on Sky asked about whether he has received a letter from Legg.
Answer ” No because I am a paragon of virtue” + greasy smile.
I nearly lost my tea!!!!
Because there’s a bloody postal strike.
She IS a disgrace, and so are all the other twisting MP buggers. Clear them all out ….BUT…. I am told they only cost us 1/300th of what the bloody bankers have.
Black is slimming, isn’t it?
(And that’s not racist!)
Whale’s are black and they still look fat bastards.
yeah – but how big would they look if they weren’t? I think we should be told.
Yeah, That Moby Dick was no bigger than the average whale. He just needed a big polo-necked jumber and leggings.
There was a time, that this lady remembers, when apologising to the House meant something.
It would behind question that ill gotten gains would be returned.
An apology in the House meant disgrace.
Not to this lot.
It is just a way of avoiding any punitive action that would hurt them – & invariably with the “Blair Babes” that means handing over money.
With Smith & all of the other small time opportunists in Parliament it is all about the money.
Shame means nothing to them – nothing at all, it does not even register
Well at least Tony Banks openly kept his fingers crossed when he swore in to Parliament. This lot are traitorous thieves, no mistake.
So Guido,
When did you start using Grecian 2000?
At the age of 6.
-Not still in the Green Room then?
Is Emily as oily as she looks on television?
Iain always sings her praises but, God love him, that isn’t the greatest of endorsements.
Only joking about the Grecian 2000. I look like an aging badger!
Did someone mention badgers?
yeh George Micheal did mmmmmmmmmmm
We have blue collar crime, white collar crime, and now we have brass necked crime!
If she doesn’t pay the money back, she won’t get a job in the UK again.
Oh wait a minute! There is always the Union movement.
Ah, the old Pay It Back Campaign. Do you remember those heady days, when we actually thought they might?
We know a bit better now, don’t we?
Great Article. I wish it was as easy to post a comment on your site as it is on here because I really enjoy reading your blog every day.
not to mention it crashing IE….:(
Both the Chancellor and the Shadow Chancellor have been asked to clarify mortgage interest payments, according to reports from BBC News
Whoever said black was slimming?
Well it wasn’t Baroness Scotland.
Which particular black?
It is beyond the power of even Coco Chanel to camouflage a hippo to look like a gazelle.
Guido looked like a greased panther, the silhoulet of the Milk Tray man.
Compared to that stick insect with the bottle-nosed chin
What no interest on the money?
They are still coining it at the public’s expense. Interest free loans all round
Nick
It needs to be more pointed out that this would have been against any rules as it is fraud.
Not just being extravagant or bending the “wholly and necessary rule” – she (and some others) are getting away lightly with crimes because it’s being grouped in with the general overclaiming
I agree. Just because more than one MP was at it shouldn’t mean all are obsolved of Fraud allegations. Imagine if it HAD been just one MP?
It goes to prove they conspired to defraud the Revenue and Public Purse. IMO
Tomorrow apparently it is the turn of aintbustinagut who is expected , according to the DT , to be amongst the top 10 troughers who must pay back £thousands. I bet Kevan isn’t far behind!!
Nicely done – I’ve done a bit of the old live telly myself. Hardest game in the world that. Not as easy as it looks to avoid saying “cocksucker” on air, or wuddle your murds, especially when people are shooting at you a minute and twenty seconds in.
Go on, admit it, you were just about to drag that stick woman on top of you and scream “INCOMING!!!!”
BTW, I can recommend a rowing machine to begin with, but nothing really shifts it like running.
frank, what the fuck are you going on about?
shut the fuck up.
thankyou.
TAT, I smell the whiff of jealousy in your comments. On a lot of levels.
I understood Frank pefectly well.
But there again, I’ve been on the telly too.
who fucking cares?
fuck off wanker.
you and frank are a right pair of arseholes.
FFS.
now now TAT…..
http://tinyurl.com/nwun6v
And you sir, are a complete prick, and frequently prove it.
who the fuck’s this asshole?
QED
Yeah, Frank. I find recorded is the worst because one needs to wait for everyone else to get it right before one can retire to the Winibago. It’s such a drag.
darlink
Give up the plonk for a month and the flab will melt away like a glacier in this age of global warming.
Me I prefer to be mildly sozzled and pleasantly plump.
Good interview Guido. You’re going mainstream. Don’t forget – I was reading you when you was a nobody.
George, I thought that when I saw him on TV again, and the BBC. It was far better when he lurked in the shadows. What did he say about the MSM, and Toenails in particular, being to close to politicians and therefore having a symbiotic relationship with them?
Jacqui’s not the only piggie who’s been at it. Alistair Darling is to repay £554 pounds that he overclaimed for a chest of drawers.
Bad news piggies, in May you will have a face an angry bunch of voters who want their money back. Give us back our money or we’ll turn you into bacon!
The best is still to come!!!!
The election run up is going to make the American primaries look like swan lake. I’m sooo looking forward to it. Everyman and woman will be fighting like ferrets in a sack, tooth and nail for their home town candidate. Street to street underhandedness and yard sign abductions, etc. Of course I shall be methodically, businesslike, going door to door, business to business explaining the meaning of treason compared to UK sovereignty. Who side are you on Dave?
Bravo, Guido!
Keep at her and the rest of the troughing swine.
(But for heaven’s sake, if you’re going to appear in public, get down to Savile Row and Jermyn St and buy some bloody clothes.)
good point.
Guido, buy some bloody clothes man, FFS it’s not like you’re short of a few bob.
I thought I was bad lounging around in my track suit all day but at least it’s a look.
sort it out.
but apart from that it was very good.
I don’t want to puff you up too much because your last few outings have been a bit of a fucking shambles and if you get over confident now you might get blase about it and end up making a tit of yourself next time.
You forgot the ‘innit’ at the end.
oh god, not another misery guts.
engineer, I take it that you are displeased because I falsely accused you of being a sex pest, er no I mean a porn addict earlier on in the thread?
okay everyone, engineer is not really a sex pest.. er, I mean a porn addict, engineer is infact a steam engine freak who loves all things steam related.
there, happy now engineer?
won’t do it again, promise.
“I thought I was bad lounging around in my track suit all day…”
Piss stains around the crotch area no doubt, with matching egg and coffee stains dribbling down the front, and of the course the obligatory skid mark at the back.
That’s a look alright, the look of utter shite. It’s a wonder you can even get those grubby little rent boys to suck your mangy cock. How do I know you’ve got a mangy cock? Just guessin’.
Was that the one with “MARINA”, “AQUA MARINA”, in it?
She did a very distinctive sidestroke – under the water mind you.
She writes for the Guardian now, under the not very effective alias “Marina Hyde”.
you shouldn’t judge other people by your own standards.
you dirty fucking pikey.
top boy alway looks the business you fucking slag.
get back in your box you stupid c’unt.
“top boy alway looks the business…..”
Yeah the sort of business that dogs do all over the fucking sidewalk.
Anyway, can’t you take a joke old chap?
you are the joke you dopey cripple.
looks like fireball got fireballed.
stretcher-bearer: new name please.
Looks like you can’t take a joke chump, so the jokes on you.
Hahahahahahahahahahdeha…
you’re a bloody loony.
The Beatles got it right:
Have you seen the bigger piggies
In their starched white shirts
You will find the bigger piggies
Stirring up the dirt
Always have clean shirts to play around in.
In their sties with all their backing
They don’t care what goes on around
In their eyes there’s something lacking
What they need’s a damn good whacking.
That was written by the millionaire George Harrison. Not his best by a long shot and probably the worst track on the White Album.
Still bloody good going to be millionaire when you had to pay 98 p in the pound back in the day.
btw Georges dirge Long Long Long is surely the worst track on the White Album. They shoud have put the aborted “Not Guilty ” on it instead. Now theres a coincidence !
Nice song get into a murderous rage with though…
Balanced, confident, well-informed. Top drawer, Guido.
I thought black was supposed to be slimming!
Now then, now then! Everyone knows that the tele makes you look plump.
That Emily must be a stick insect, then.
yes but have you seen Vordermans arse?
delightful
It’s what’s on the inside that counts. Oh, and size doesn’t matter.
At least unlike the woman that interviewed Guido on Radio 5 he wasn’t called a fascist.
That woman being Nicky Campbell.
Yes the mincer of Radio 5, a man that makes Mandelson look butch
send her to the tower
Well we have to be able to cover the cost of Spliffs illegal claims somehow I suppose?
Injured servicemen face having compensation slashed after MoD wins court battle.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1219813/Injured-servicemen-face-potential-cut-compensation-awards-Court-Appeal-ruling.html#ixzz0Tkhy8J0o
Can’t believe that after all this, they are still keeping the letters private. Surely at some point, they are goingto have to say, MP by MP, he overclaimed for this, she for that, he followed the rules (there will be one)….
Hopefully some brave soul in some office somewhere is going to leak the contents of the letters for all to see.
Labour Chairman of jacqui’s constituency just on the BBC.
“She is going to win the next GE!!”
Strange man winged hair, bad teeth and dark rimmed spectacles.
Said he’d been in politics since 1948 – meaning that he had lots of ‘experience’.
Sorry! This Labour lot are lost. Jacqui cannot win the next GE!. She should stand down and retreat to a quiet spot in the Outer Hebrides, or maybe Antartica would be a better bet!
Get the fook out of here! theres enough whales down here already
We aren’t talking about whales!
What Labour is facing is a Tsunami of Public Opinion!!!
Even Westminster Civil Servants are saying gordon is not up to the job and shouldn’t be there.
It isn’t just Jacqui that’s finished. And she may get her £60K re-allocation when she fails at the next GE. But she and her husband are Ruined financially in the long term as will be many labour mp’s. And they are also destroyed socially. These people are permanently and pubicly marked as deceiving, lying thieving , untrustworthy people.
Would you want them as friends???
They will all deserve the ruin that they face in the years ahead.
For all of our Lads and Lassies, Lost or Injured in Afghanistan and Iraq – I rejoice in Labour’s Ruin!!!
We were promised MP suicides! Where are they?
Got the clinic done up in £200 a roll Pugin flock wallpaper to concentrate their minds on the task in hand and everything…
You underestimate how thick Liebour supporters are. They’d vote paedophiles into power if they had a Liebour rosette on.
It’s not reserved for Liebour voters though is it?
Mostly Liebour.
I think I have to say Indeed they have!!!!
What about the CONservatives? Don’t believe anything they say.
“I want to apologize to my constituents … they are my number one priority…”
Don’t tell your bloody lies. In your eyes your constituents are not even number twos…
Deluded right to the end.
She won’t pay it back because she and her husband need it for the future; they will both be out of work after the election.
Neither of them will be able to find a well paid job as she is unemployable and he is clearly untrustworthy.
…. and an onanist…..
She’ll get a job at the EU, mark my words. Probably in the accounts department.
[...] Naturally, Obo has lots to say about it, as do Old Holborn and Guido. [...]
Gentlemen, It is simply vital to have a thieving, lying kunt running the police force in modern New Labour modern Britain, just as it is similarly vital to have a deranged, spendaholic loony running the Treasury.
Im sorry but if you cannot grasp the concept of that you are either a gay or a mental, in fact you are almost certainly a gay mental
Is knock off Nigel here?
MR Scum Sucker Brown ! A Couple Of Questions For You
1 How Long Has Your Brother Been A Cleaner ?
2 Did You Pay Him More Than The Going Rate For A “normal” Cleaner ?
3 Is Your Brother Living In Council Housing ?
4 Is He Claiming Benefits ?
5 Is He Still Working As A Cleaner ?
Sorry Forgot No6
How Is It Possible For One Brother to Be Intelligent Enough To Do The Most Important Job In The Country
And The Thick One Ends Up As Primeminister ?
What a gut wrenching sick making display by Jaqui Smith today.
No pride in herself, No honor, only a sticky seedy attempt to hold onto the cash she legged it with while she thought nobody was looking.
I do believe if she was asked take it up the arse from David Cameron rather than pay her ill gotten gains back to the taxpayer, she would agree to it!
On reflection the whole of Nulab “is” taking it up the arse from DC so nothing new there eh!
If She Takes It Up The Arse From Anybody I’ll Send The Video’s Back !
£116,000
That’s a years state pension for 16 or so old gits like me
And you have to buy your own bath-plugs.
And his own porn.
“The Times says her career is ruined”
I fucking hope so. I hope she spends the rest of her days unemployed and seriously unwell. She owes it to herself.
An expensive Brown cabinet
It really is time we put the troops in. Parliament Square demo Nov 5th.
I can’t believe I am saying this but our system is finished,revoltion NOW. Its no longer left v right,its top v down. The ones at the top (the politicians ) are pissing all over us. Wake up.
yes Parliament Square November 5th 10,000, wearing V for Vendetta masks
Come on Wapping stop holding back let’s see what the auditor is claiming. We don’t want mandy huffing and puffing about this.
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA BUNCH OF FUCKERS.
Did she say anything about her haunted pussy?
Did anyone notice those REALLY hefty gates at her Redditch home as shown on BBC today.
This failed woman and her seedy husband must really feel under siege to instal that sort of security.
Did we pay for it?
Is she going to pay it back?
All The Better When The People Of England Smash Them Down With A Battering Ram ! Prior To The Lynchings !
In a recent straw poll taken by local TV in Redditch apart from the local Labour agent nobody could be found who actually supports her or for that matter intends to vote for her come the election.In fact the majority local view is she should go now and not wait until the election
She knows it ! We know it !AND now you know it !
Brown charged to have his brassed knob to be polished by some third world worker trafficked in from Bangkok
Brown charged to have his brassed knob to be polished by some third world worker trafficked into uk from Bangkok
Gordon Brown : One Day I’ll Be Primeminister OF England And One Of The Most Powerfull Men In The World !
His Brother : AND ONE DAY :I’ll Be A CLEANER ! Together Gordon We’ll Clean up !
I propose that all loyal subjects ( note i said loyal ) of HRH Queen Elizibeth the 2nd , Gather at the houses of parliment on november the 5th to finish what the original Gudio Fawkes started .
We must reclaim our parliment , Our laws , Our rights , We must no longer be sucked in by spin nor smears .
We must find the traitors and bring them to the court of public opinon
We can’t get too close to the Houses of Parliament because it is illegal. We need another plan
HM The Queen. HRH is for the other Royals.
Don’t disagree with the sentiment though.
When did you get trendy?
…wait is that my jacket??
This is all very well but
the police have handed the MPs a lifeline by putting the paedophile tapes in the public domain and thereby shuvving the expenses issues off the headlines.
Since when have such tapes been so brazenly released before????? They are ALL in it together alright – the whole of the fucking establishment and THEY DONT CARE
I was thinking the same thing.
Weird thing is, just popped in to news.bbc and the story has dissapeared, how appropriate.
Can you see piggy Ian McCartney Labour MP on the extreme right (just for a change), doing his best to look as though this has got nothing to do with him?
Oh look, it’s a report from The Times, 23 May 2009:
“The senior Labour MP announced his decision in a statement on Saturday, but made no reference to the expenses scandal that has prompted a number of MPs to retire.
His move comes within days of his disclosure that he paid back almost £15,000 worth of his own expenses claims last year, saying that the system had put his reputation at risk.
Items he purchased at the taxpayers’ expense include an 18-piece dinner set, champagne flutes and wine glasses, a £700 dining table and chairs and two sofas worth £1,328.
He said on Saturday that he had been urged by his family last December to take early retirement, but did not elaborate on what his health problems are.
“They have taken the brunt of the worry over my health in the past few years and have watched me agonise over what is for me a truly traumatic decision of retiring early from the only job I have ever loved and wanted to do,” he said.
“I want to thank the NHS, and its staff at every level, over many years they’ve kept me together and on more than one occasion kept me alive and hopefully will keep me going in the time ahead.
“Despite my continued health problems I was very reluctant to give up a lifetime of public service and a vocation which I had poured so much genuine effort and commitment in to.
“Speaking up and out for others is in my DNA; it’s what the McCartney family instinctively does.”
Mr McCartney has been MP for Makerfield since 1987.”
Now that’s a long time to have your snout “instinctively” in the trough.
With his use of the words “public service” and “vocation” McCartney demonstrates the extreme flexibility of the English language in the hands of a tribal socialist from Scotchland.
Here’s another reason why the odious Ms Smith deserves censure. The arrest on very dudious grounds of Damian Green.
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/philipjohnston/100013238/the-damian-green-affair-another-reason-speaker-martin-and-jacqui-smith-had-to-go/
shows labour up to be just like china
I suppose the only good thing about all this is that by clinging on and getting away with it, NuLabour simply sustains the fury of the electorate. The jury from which they cannot escape.
Except the longer they hold on the bigger the punishment.
If Clegg had a killer instinct the could finish them off, but he’s too wet.
Clegg Is A Thieving Little Shit Aswell !
Alright It Is Only £650Quid This Time But There Is The Question Of All The Property Modernising And tHE £2,000,000 You Stole From The EU ! You Too Are Scum !
Aaaah, that’s where bombing Iran comes in….
“Expect a monk’s patch very soon my friend”
There is a chink in guido’s argument.
Go and live in China if you like crevices
Goodbye Sir Humphrey!!
Bless the Winking One. He is going to destroy the Civil Service so that we can all pay more for an even less accountable service
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I think you meant:
<a href="http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Business/Civil-Service-Facing-Privatisation-Threat-For-HR-And-IT-Roles-According-To-Sky-Sources/Article/200910215404515?lpos=Business_Carousel_Region_2&lid=ARTICLE_15404515_Civil_Service_Facing
_Privatisation_Threat_For_HR_And_IT_Roles%2C_According_To_Sky_Sources"
then close the bracket, – then the words you want to use as the link-
then close the a href instruction.
Jacky Smith
Nasty whiff
Sucked the lemon
To the Pith
Now she’s got
To give it back
After taking
So much flack
Pity she took
To wearing trousers
Should have stuck to
Skirts and blouses
Could have stayed
A public servant
But played a viper
Then a serpent
Poor ole Jackie
Sounding tough
Made a fortune
Scamming us!
If I get paid
Six pounds an hour
Rid us pleeeze……..
Of any other dishonest b******ds who are in power!!!!!!
Worst poll for theTories for some time: Times/Populus: Cons 40% (-1), Lab 30% (+3), Lib Dems 18% (n.c.).
Might be a rogue poll or perhaps sad signs that Labour’s “lying even more than usual” strategy of recent days is working.
D’yon turkeys votey fa’ Crusmus?
ah shud’nae ha’ say’ Crusmus – tha’ thort polis will be afta me!
ah shud ha’ say Winterval
apparently the poll had an unusually high number of public service workers questioned and probably the weighting was not accounted for in the final comparisons.
see PB.com for the techical bits on this
Or 30% of the electorate are still too stupid to appreciate that Labour have fucked the country over -Big Time and the main culprit is Gordon Brown and o which I reply simply go ahead elect Labour and the day after the election the markets will go into freefall;interest rates will rise and the pound will tank.The only reason they haven’t reacted worse than they already have is that they expect a Tory government come June 2010
Jackoff Smith And Your Ugly Wife Jackboots : May I Wish You A Long Slow Painfull
Death To You And Yours !
It was’nae ma fult ye un’stn’
An ah deserve a N’bel prize fa’ tha’ economics an arl ye ken.
On a very serious note, no matter your political leanings: The Guardian has been gagged from reporting Parliament :
http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2009/oct/12/guardian-gagged-from-reporting-parliament
Well done Guido!!
Latest on PB.COM from populous.
CON 40 (-1) LAB 30 (+3) LD 18 (nc)
Majority of poster comments on there are referring to the number of public sector workers that were interviewed in this poll as about 2 to 1 which is a very high number and according to the anoraks over there has affected the weighting significantly.
http://www2.politicalbetting.com/index.php/archives/2009/10/12/populus-have-labour-just-10-points-adrift/
Can’t say I’m surprised
PB.COM Mike Smithsons take on it…..
Populus do not weight by whether those sampled work in the public sector but they do weight by past vote..
Given the disproportionate number public sectors workers in the poll coming after the Goerge Osborne speech then this might provide an explanation.
by Mike Smithson October 12th, 2009 at 10:09 pm
If the poll was taken outside Morpeth Post Office on Giro Day then the margin of error could not be greater than 100% (at most).
Reports like this are good. If people think it’s in-the-bag then then, come polling day,if a it’s a little wetor windy they might just shrug their shoulders. But when they see that there is still a bed-rock of 30% of imbeciles at large in the land then they will resolve to get out there and make their vote count.
So far most of the recently unemployed are from the private sector.
I know damn well I’d be mad as hell and I’d have the enforced leisure time to go out and vote. ICM is the reliable one and it’s got the Conservatives a 19 point lead.
Cons always poll 7 points better in a GE than they do in the run up, so they will win heavily even on this rather skewed sample. Labour are really screwed.
I have just won the nobrain peace prize for my contribution to improving diplomatic relations between britain and pakistan.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/columnists/guest_contributors/article6871838.ece
Most of us, finding ourselves in a hole, would sell off our unprofitable assets.
Labour, and especially brown, finding themselves in an economic black hole that they have really made for themselves, have decided to sell off those assets that are making them a profit.
Idiots!! Idiots!!
Economics was never Gordon’s strong point – even when he was at The Treasury !!
And When All The Income Generating Assets Have Gone Who Will Make Up The Shortfall ? The Taxpayers Thats Who !
And those assets belong to all of us, not just him and his cronies.
What is all the fucking whining on the BBC about the one eyed mong being forced to pay back 12K?
Prick Robinson claimed that Labour are upset that Tories are not being picked up for mortgage claims but Liebour scum are for all their cleaners and gardeners. But of course 5 bellies got off for fiddling her expenses. Toenails forgot to mention that.
But the point is there were no hard fast rules BUT clearly MPs were able to claim mortgage relief on their second homes, that is quite clear. BUT on the claims about gardening and cleaning some MPs were clearly claiming more than what was seen as ‘reasonable’.
So Liebour scum should shut up and fucking pay up.
So they should, so they all should. Come the revolution…
Cut the woman some slack
I say that she pays us all off with a soapy tit wank and a face sitting.
I wouldnt admit to it if you knew my real name, but that fat HOOare is
a definitate MILF
Not only has she got huge tits but she also knows how to knock up
a decent boiled egg as you wipe your cock on the quilt.
Thick as thieves would be probably at home with her husband “baby sitting”
I told you the beast of berkwell was a dirty old bastard.
just when you think the beast has reached the bottom of the pit he is happily languishing in, he manages to dig a couple of feet deeper. the dirty old bastard.
’tis an amazing ability when you think about it.
depraved but impressive.
I agree with all that you say there, apart from “Cut the woman some slack”.
secretly, almost every straight male is thinking the same as you are, they just won’t admit it openly.
I’ve still got the horn for Sarah Teather….
She’s really a man…
From taday’s UK-Analyst
UK shares ploughed on to new highs despite fears that the recovery was running out of steam. Meanwhile, the man who sold off the UK’s gold reserves when gold was at all-time lows was busy making plans to sell off government land and property while the markets are in the doldrums. It is a measure of Labour’s ideological as well as financial bankruptcy that they are now turning to privatisation to prop up its teetering regime. It could of course raise 116,000 by getting former Home Secretary Jacqui Smith MP to pay back the cash she stole from the taxpayer with her dodgy housing claims but when it comes to obeying the law in 2009 some are more equal than others. The markets got the message and the pound dropped to six-month lows
Modded on the last one
BREAKING NEWS ON BBC TICKER
Lord Paul to be investigated re expenses
http://news.bbc.co.uk/
The going rate for a parliamentary apology is £928 per second thereof. This crook’s apology won’t take as long as Jacquiboots Smith’s did and maybe, because he’s a Snottie McTwat supporter, he’ll get to keep the dosh too.
Come the revolution…
modded twice
Breaking news…
Lord P**l to be investigated BBC reporting
on BBC ticker
http://news.bbc.co.uk/
Remind me again what party he’s in?……Liebour by chance?
Yup.
Michael Dick on Newsnight trying to defend fucking Liebour scum and blame Tories.
Again you fucking beeboid Hoonz it was quite clear even in the old rules that you could claim up to a limit for mortgage interest, but for OTHER THINGS it was ‘reasonable costs.
What part of that don’t you understand Dick?
Oh and I like how Michael Prick mentions a poll showing Liebour only 10% behind the Tories, I wonder what left wing paper THAt might be in? No mention of the other polls showing the Tories nearly 20% ahead ey Prick? Why not?
They’re desperate.
Voters are tired of this continual ‘nasty Tories’ mantra. They feel mugged, hoodwinked and taken for fools.
Shrieking about how horrible the opposition are only demonstrates the Government have virtually nothing to say and no way of saying it positively.
It’s shameful tactics and it will get worse until the general election is over.
Michael Crick should be the first BBC journalist to lose his job after the election. He is so partisan that he even lets his wikipedia page read “is a known supporter of the Labour Party.” He is also widely known to be a total dick.
BBC Newsnight “no tory MPs would come on”
So what about Lib Dems, Unionists etc? Why just two Liebour kuntz?
Guido is looking in considerably better shape than he was when he took on Derek Draper all those months back. Very smartly dressed too.
Agreed with pretty much all you said on that one, although I do wish the Beeb would refer to you as Guido and not via your alter ego.
As the Telegraph reports it’s one rule for them and another for the rest of us.
“Her treatment contrasts with that of London Mayor Boris Johnson’s former deputy, Ian Clement, who was last week handed a 12-week suspended jail sentence and given 100 hours’ community service after admitting three charges of fraud in claiming meals with his girlfriend on expenses.
Clement, 44, claimed £156.70 worth of meals which he said were business related when he was in fact entertaining Claire Dowson and another woman, City of Westminster Magistrates’ Court heard.”
He’s a Tory, just like Gorgon Brown used to grin on GMTV about his “leaks” when in opposition, unlike Tory MPs who get a visit from the plods.
Nice job there, Guido. Well done.
“MPs on the Standards and Privileges committee decided not to make her pay back money because “it is impossible to quantify” the financial implications of her decision or say “with any certainty whether the taxpayer is any worse or better off as a result.” “ per “The Times” newspaper.
What useless innumerate troughers – of course Smith’s embezzlement can be given quantitative expression (not accurately maybe, but good enough). Give us our money back Smith!
J. Smith’s defense is that if she had designated the two homes (London and Redditch) the other way around she would have still claimed the £116k for costs associated with her sister’s property, therefore there is no need for her to pay anything back.
Ha ha ha.
What p*sses me of just as much as Jackboots troughing was the way MP’s self regulation (10 MP’s – five Labour – Five opposition) were left to deal with Her punishment.
Four opposition MP’s couldn’t attend (party conferences) so it was left up to one conservative V’s FIVE Zanu to decide on Jackboots penalty. Needless to say, the panel decided a small apology was considered quite enough.
TerWATTTS.
So we can conclude either of the following:-
1] ZaNuLabour are so brazenly corrupt they really don’t care ehat mire they drag Parliaments reputation through
2] They know they are going to lose the next election badly, so they don’t see any point in pulling themselves out from the bottom of the gutter.
OTT
On a lighter note, the Beeb are carrying a story on Blunkett…
Former Home Secretary David Blunkett has pledged to donate his brain to dementia research.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/south_yorkshire/8303837.stm
Dr Chris Morris has said…
“Brains from people without dementia are particularly important as they help us work out the difference between healthy older people and people with dementia.”
They’ll be out of luck with ‘Shoot them all with Tommy guns’ Blunkett then.
2 minutes and 5 seconds of a piss poor apology for stealing £116,000.
That’s £928 / second. It must be something of a record. Perhaps the Guinness Book thereof will publish accordingly.
Meanwhile Jackbootie Smith keeps the dosh. In the real world she’d be in the slammer. These self-serving bastards just don’t get it, nor will they ever it seems. Come the revolution…
Legg expenses inquiry to be published on 9th November. Why couldn’t it be brought forward to November 5th?
Good heavens Fawkes, Emily Maitlis. You lucky bugger! She’s like a racehorse in a field of retired Clydesdales.
Strong words, softly spoken. You’re looking a lot more comfortable on camera lately.
Emily Maitliss walks into a bar…
The only reason Jacqui has got away with it is that there are lots of other greedy piggies with their snouts in the trough looking after her.
That’s an insult to the lovely pigs ;)
if only
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/politics-headlines/voters-to-hire-jimmy-conway-from-‘goodfellas’-200910132131/
Surely she will get a letter from Legg and be told to repay the money??
Gordon is a chump
He just said that paying back the money (that has been obtained by fraud) that Legg asks for does not breach the Ministerial code of conduct.
How does that work?
What Makes Me Piss Is When He Arrives Somewhere He Actually Thinks Hes Popular ! It Must Take Them Ages To find Someone Actually Willing To Shake His Hand ! I Bet He Has To Sit In The car For Ages Untill They Can Pay Someone To Do It !
You can let Jaqui know exactly what you think of her at:
smithjj@parliament.uk
Enjoy!
Thanks. I have.
It was once speculated that some pigs are more equal then other!
I demand she should pay it back too! I don’t mind having a pay freeze. I only earn £16k a year working for local government. I know we’re going to get taxed to hell to make up for this clusterfuck they call a recession… but I am sure not going to keep quiet about this… my local councillor is not doing too badly either! Why are we not marching on the streets… oh yeah, we’d get a kettle and no coffee with it!