Managed hopefully not to look too hungover on the Daily Politics, shirt was last clean one.
Half the conference is leaving Manchester to beat the rush and watch the leaders speech on TV back home, the queues began an hour ago for the hall. Guido will be staying back late to avoid the herd…
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John Higginson of the Metro explains Quantitative Easing:
“There is £100 and 100 loaves of bread costing £1 each. QE creates another £100. Each loaf now costs £2.”
Maybe if they really wanted to “decontaminate the Labour brand” with business people, they shouldn’t have totally buggered up the economy?
Just a thought.
No heckling Guido!
“Guido will be staying back late to avoid the herd…”
Don’t get too pissed and miss your train
Don’t get the wrong train! I did that once, when the twits at Crew station had changed platforms but helpfully forgot to tell the passengers…
Don’t forget to take a glass of bubbly in.
will there be a live chat fawkes?
Said well
You and Dale together on TV. Good job I have widescreen.
Ae we live blogging the speech?
Technically challenging on crap wi-fi.
Do you want me to run a live chat?
said the alqaeda operative.
no, said the anti terrorism and extremist view Muslim
Yes, it would be.
can you rouse the hall with ‘Gordon Brown’s a chump’ chant for at least 10 mins before Cameron arrives?
My wife & I are on top of the peak district having a pensioers lunch at the Eyre Arms, Calver.
I’ve has a pint of Pedigree so Linda will drive while I listen to DC’s speech!
Can’t bear the queues & crowds!!
nobody is interested in your hour by hour agenda you boring fucking bastard.
And a very good afternoon to you too, TaT. Isn’t it a lovely day with the autumnal bite in the air, the leaves turning, conkers dropping. Ah, I fear Christmas is coming.
afternoon dick.
lovely day? dunno, haven’t opened the curtains yet.
Says it all you benefit claiming cum bubble
get a sense of humour you berk.
I’m sorry to hear about your conkers dropping, Dick. Have you sought medical advice?
keep your hands to yourself engineer.
I’m an engineer, not a nurse.
whatever, just keep your hands to yourself, right?
Watch it, TaT, or I’ll loosen your nuts. Think I’ve got a 10BA spanner, somewhere.
An engineer with a spanner ought to be able to tighten your nuts!
Mind you, engineers are very good at tightening nuts!
10BA!! Nice one Engineer, an insult that works on so many levels.
Oh that’s a nice pub and Calver is a lovely place
ah, another boring bastard.
look, why don’t you and your boring friend, simple tory, hook up and bore the fuck out of each other by email instead instead of coming here and posting your meaningless bilge?
please fuck off to conservativefoam.
please.
That’s one of the impressive things about TaT. He’s polite while he’s insulting you.
“please fuck off” – nice one, TaT.
Is Calver next to Heifer?
No it’s just below Thigher!
I’ve just passed about 10 pubs east of Nottingham city centre, out of which, 8 were closed down…..pretty much standard for this area thanks to zanuliebore = za-even-more-nu-danger once again.
Anyroadup, nice to hear there’s still a pub open in Calver – and P E D I G R E E too! YUMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
A pint of Pedigree? That’s a fine pint, and no mistake. Have another one for me, please?
Though I am on holiday I am waiting for a parcel so can’t get down the pub, just now!
Pedigree? Lovely stuff. Can get it bottled in Sainsbury’s, as well. £1-69 a bottle. Just the job if duties keep you from the pub.
They had some in B&M Bargains the other week. Quid a bottle. Bargain!
Hurry up before it’s turned into a mosque
said the honky.
Two new threads. Keep up, slowcoaches.
but we are having so much fun here dack.
Nice clean shirt but some buttons seemed to be under extreme pressure.
some black marks on neck. Perhaps bruises from those champagne corks?
Oo you calling a fat bastard!
Careful you and Mr Dale seem like an old time TV double act…
The new Hinge & Brackett?
you and dale are the tele-chubbies
Cruel, but accurate
The Roly Polys
That Dale is such a piss-head.
Standards slipping Fawkes ? A couple of years ago & you would have already had the Tory totty up for our delectation !
forget it backwardsman, as far as tory totty goes Guido has been a total fucking let down.
Theresa in her orange mac was pervilly OK.
Haven’t seen much of the new bird whose allegedly hugely hairy hoon was the subject of so much intrigue a few weeks back.
aren’t they called ‘chumps’ now?
I know, but that would have spoiled the alliteration.
Good picture of her here:
http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d0/Teresa_May_Model.JPG&imgrefurl=http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Teresa_May_Model.JPG&usg=__VOwYoTvutcKxbA7i3juAYPSifm4=&h=1712&w=1368&sz=439&hl=en&start=2&tbnid=9jzRDjseFroLlM:&tbnh=150&tbnw=120&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dtheresa%2Bmay%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Den
That pics a good few years old now though. Anything more recent?
said the porn addict.
hold on.. engineer, is that you?
No.
it is no good pretending you are not a porn addict engineer.
when you were last detained for excessive self abuse nell and I had to clear out your porn stash from your house.
it took us all day long to bag up your vast pornography collection, I have never seen so much porn in my life!
I considered it inappropriate for nell to stash the porn at her house so I have been looking after it.
when you are released I will arrange for it to be returned to you.
Porn? like this?
good one engineer.
Teresa May? Yes, I rather think she might…
She’s changed a lot. Need to check out the shoe shots to be sure
whilst you’re around the DP studio can you find out why Brillo is morphing into Arthur Scargill?
Scargill? Whatever happened to him and his fantastic new socialist party?
His demise was a dress rehearsal for Broon. I hope
I wish you wouldn’t use the expression ‘DP’.
It has completely different connotatations to me.
Dorothy Perkins?
Whatever pleases you!
I’ve been disappointed by Guido’s blog this week. I’ve been coming here for a while, and I remember Guido telling us he is anti-politics, he has claimed to be against all politicians. I welcomed that, but it turns out to be a lie. This week’s blogging exposes Guido as a Tory supporter. I’ll be looking for another less partial source of anti-politician gossip.
well fuck off then bernie.
no refund.
Really Bernie, I can’t say I’ve ever noticed!
I wish I was as clever as you at reading between the lines.
You could take Schnorbitz for a walk instead.
Now is the Winter of our discontent.
Or even the winter-dicount of your (big) tents.
Or blow Mike’s clarinet.
tat beat me to it, but in our hosts absence, may I just say don’t let the door slam on your sorry little socialist ass on the way out and your refund is in the post.
To befair, Guido has gone to (a) raise his profile, (b) get pissed, (c) catch up with mates (d) get pissed, (e) do tv, (f) get pissed, (g) cause trouble, (h) get pissed.
Bernie, you want an hysteric who barks and bites everyone, all the time.
That’s never happened here, no matter what you might think you remember.
Hi News,
Not a hysteric, but not someone who would shake hands with a shit like David Cameron either.
More buzz around Cameron’s speech than there was for Brown last week in “Dullston”, a much more cheery gathering.
hmm… that buzz has been caused by crackcocaine.
please go easy on the crack lizzie, it will rot your teeth.
and you weren’t all that pretty to start with love.
I understand that they’ve been instructed not to be photographed with their pipes.
Suppose that explains the lack of buzz last week.
They were all on anti depressants.
Hiya tat.
The only things buzzing around Gordon are the flies. And Gordon’s Lord of the flies Mandelson.
Nah, he’s got himself a lefty student to run the fucking gaff as everyone older than 21 told him to fuck right off
Give us a live thread Guido
good for you—– Its the only thing i can say to this post (to be frank the Details your your clothing Agreements don’t really interest me, hell the details of MY clothing arrangements don’t interest me, it explains why my colors clash)
http://newslion.blogspot.com/
I see Poland has already caved in on the Lisbon Treaty.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8296243.stm
Have the kind, helpful Germans, under Frau Merkin, offered to send some troops to help out in Poland?
Can you start a Chant. “Grayling out, Davis in” please Guido?
I’ll be up for that.
You lads don’t seem bothered, so I thought fuck it, and had a second bacon sandwich for lunch.
Fat bastard. You will die horribly, probably in a tenement in Glasgow.
Arghhhh Glasgow. The heart attack capital of Europe. Not surprising with all the frickin deep-fried mars bars they get through
I wull tell youse this. Naebuddy is permitted fur tae die in a tenement in Glesca. If we see onybuddy who is aff colour we take rem tae the Westeren Unfirmary.
Who on earth cares what you do? Bloggers, media, all misrepresent what is said in speeches at party conferences, highlight trivialities. Okay, you, Guido, have occasionally drawn attention to scandals that need addressing, but that doesn’t exempt you from the puerile attitude of most. Honestly, I watch the whole conferences and sometimes wonder if commentators have watched the same conference that I did.
Go back to bed Angela and get out the opposite side from this morning.
“Let sunshine win the day!”
Very Timothy Leary.
[insert anodyne comment here]
Wonder why the Tories won’t bring back that inheritance tax on properties worth over a million? Funny that. What was that Gideon said about sharing the burden. . .
You are David Dee and I claim my £5!
tat, you left the ‘w’ out
anonymous, you left the e off the end.
fawkes do you get free popcorn or gotta buy your own ?
well done going mental, you have just won ‘the most fucking stupid question of the week’ award.
your certificate and gold star will be sent by registered post.
and the name of the ward you are being detained on is?
Emergency Ward 10.
For tohse odf us old enough to remember that…
oops! Anagrams and typos.
“those of,” of course.
Oxbridge Hospital!!
Well whatever the mystery about the missing champagne bottle, I think the mystery of the missing pies has been solved.
Its no mystery the detail is in Manchester Evening Post yesterday. Some tory had a bottle away and went back for another saying he thought it was a free mini bar ffs
The champagne story has been sorted as well.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1218978/Tory-member-arrested-party-conference-allegedly-stealing-150-bottle-Champagne.html
Unlike a Labour Councillor who thought Choir boy’s arses were for his own, personal use.
I think he went down for a stretch. Oh, hang on. that came out wrong! What I meant to say was I think he may have served jail time for his offences!
How old is Guido? When did Prescott start putting it about?
He’s in Manchester. How many Smiths references in the speech?
How many “Smiths references” references can you post in a week?
Fawkes
Last clean shirt?
Seeing as how you normaly look like you have just woken up in a field with an empty bottle of Vodka a two day old shirt is OK
A short street near Deansgate.
http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?sourceid=navclient&hl=en-GB&rlz=1T4TSEA_en-GBGB308GB309&q=cameron+street+manchester&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hq=&hnear=Cameron+St,+Manchester,+Greater+Manchester+M1+5&gl=uk&ei=T-HNSpmDPI2t4Qb7mNWhAw&sa=X&oi=geocode_result&ct=title&resnum=1
Hague to do a Sarah Brown, It would be good to see him in a frumpy dress telling us CMD is his hero because he gets up before the alarm clock.
That would seriously freak me out, the alarm clock getting up an all.
I think Sarah Brown is the LAST person Mr Hague would want to do…
Daily politics aks Swiss Bob is doing live coverage now
That man took the stage, his towel was swingin’ high
Oh Guido
This man was my bombers, my Dexy’s, my high
Oh-oh-oh Guido-o
The crowd they all hailed you, and chanted your name
But they never knew like we knew
Me and you were the same
And now you’re all over, your song is so tame, brrrrr
You fed me, you bred me, I’ll remember your name
Oh Guido, Woh-oh-oh Guido-o
Oh Guido, Woh-oh-oh Guido-o
slightly creepy.
What is it with ‘Kevins’ Sir William?
Pickles in a pair of Dungarees, there’s a mental image for you.
With a wooly hat he’d be Benny from Crossroads, Miss Diane.
Miss Doyann, if yo perlease
Has Benny found that 7/16th” AF spanner yet?
1994
Dannatt had enough of Brown & Ainsworth p**sing in his pockets, More on Labour hoax journalist scandal, LidDem u-turn, when is sexism not sexism, when it’s in Labour…
EUSSR,will Cameron mention the dreaded words or will he be too frit.
Poles caved in,Czechs next.
I hope someone is on lookout duty:-Gordon and chums may be up to something whilst 99% of the nation is listenting to Dave
Having a Cabinet shagging session probably…it’d take their minds off things.
Shouldn’t that be Gordon and chumps?
Yes, of course it should be. Thanks
Makes a change from humping wardrobes.
It does seem alarmingly quiet.
FFS get on with it, I’m bored waiting, even that hoon up a mountain with a pint seems interesting. Sky running out of non-entities to interview.
Anyone who drinks Pedigree is all right.
I’ve got it on conservative.com
conservatives.com
I hope nuffin has happened in the nation to disrupt his speech god forbid wouldn’t put it past you know who
This is like a RAVE! Is that what Guido’s doing up there? If so he’s a pro.
For heaven’s sake don’t say that to TaT. He’ll try to sell you a dose of crack cocaine, or something.
shut up engineer, you bought the last bag!
I’ve still got some superskunk left thogh if anyone’s interested.
Bono, I’d rather listen to fat ankles Sarah!
didn’t he save the world
No that was Gordon, you weren’t paying attention last week Charlie? He saved the world for which they are all grateful. It’s just the British who are ungrateful.
or did he save the world,using our money and not his own
he didn’t use our money, he just borrowed some more and passed the debt onto future generations. His money and pension is as safe as ever.
Indeed. He’s mugged your grandchildren.
Two new threads, doh.
Tat please comment first on my post as well.
Excellent speech from Cameron.
Last!
I have to say I liked the speech from Cameron and thought the tone was right for the occasion and for the position we find ourselves in. Moreover, he comes across so much better than Brown and you feel like you want to believe him rather than with Brown where you feel everything he says is a lie.
Guido.. if you’re not driving… Check out the Lassa Gowry pub next to the BBC off Oxford Rd