October 8th, 2009

+++ Cameron Speech Welcomes General Dannatt +++

Confirms he will go to the Lords.


248 Comments

  1. 1
    going mental says:

    at least one decent bloke in the lords then

    • 3
      Lord Mandelson of Somewhere Fucking Obscure and a Shitty Northern Town says:

      Mmmmmmmmmm, a man in uniform.

    • 33
      Lord Dannat Damnit says:

      But why make him a Lord. He doesn’t have to be Lorded to give advice. Dave is showing signs as being as bad as Gordon with this uneleted Government stuff.

      • 128
        Cyco Billy says:

        Unnecessary and preposterous. If Cameroon continues like McUckoo it can only mean the whisperers in the ears want the British to get used to the idea of undemocracy.

        If this stuff is on offer, I want to be Lord Billy of Cyco, minister in the Lords for British Psychobilly.

      • 196
        Lording it up says:

        Making him a lord helps to re-balance the number of New Labour lords stuffed into the HoL by New Labour to guarantee their bad laws are passed mostly unhindered.

    • 93
      Anonymous says:

      So far not the best speech I have hard from Dave. Too Corny for me at at times it sounds insincere.

    • 184
      Heavy stuff says:

      Let’s hear what the “big beast” blogger Guido and Ian Dale think of the Tory conference :) The shame of Guido being called a Tory blogger!

      • 202
        EC1 PhD says:

        If you listen to Guido at 1:05 on the clip, he makes the claim that George Osborne has “skewered the Opp” and then corrects himself aka Toenails, Paxo: “the Government…”
        Fallability is just a fact of life, though obviously not as interesting as sex.

      • 214
        Ivor Schwartzporsche says:

        Where did you get your nice tie Guido?

    • 189
      brains says:

      Brilliant Speech, made Broons mublings sound pathetic and Cleggs sound as far fetched as shit from China

    • 191
      Miss Anna Grammar says:

      My sister Agnes and I are using a new eye shadow called “Groovy Tint”

  2. 2
    NewsLion says:

    No live feed then?

    http://newslion.blogspot.com/

  3. 4

    What about the Herreditaries? Is he going to be putting them (ALL) back, or just fucking about with the Titanic’s deckchairs?

    • 5

      And I’d not be surprised if most of them refused: they have been sleighted and insulted enough.

    • 201
      Lording it up says:

      The hereditary peers are less corrupted then the new bunch New Labour stuffed in the HoL who have become the unelected party line, just what the country DIDN’T need, a carbon copy of the Commons – but unelected.

  4. 7
    I. Isukip-Pending says:

    doh

  5. 8
    Snotty says:

    Shut up Pienaar. I want to hear Hague!

  6. 9
    Road_Hog says:

    Hopefully he is going to court martial those responsible for Iraq and then stick them in front of a firing squad.

    • 12
      Cap'n Scooby says:

      I take it you are an advocate of the traditional-wing British justice then Road Hog – a fair trail, an impartial judgement and then a quick execution at dawn

  7. 11
    Scenic says:

    Put your hands together ladies and gentlemen and give a warm welcome to….Led Zeppelin? Oh no the Shadow Cabinet, bit naff.

  8. 14
    Scenic says:

    Christ, Boner is on now, who next fucking Al Gore?

    • 153
      Cyco Billy says:

      Unnecessary and preposterous. If Cameroon continues like McUckoo it can only mean the whisperers in the ears want the British to get used to the hoax and fraud of “climate change”, not to mention the underlying racism.

  9. 15
    Charriet Race Bin HER soon says:

    bring on the Red Hot Chilli Peppers!

  10. 16
    I. Isukip-Pending says:

    Have I got time to bury my hamster?

  11. 18
    Desperate Dan says:

    At a recent U2 concert Bono was clicking his fingers and telling the audience that everytime he clicked a child died. Someone shouted out “Stop clicking then”.

  12. 18
    Stronghold Barricades says:

    That was hardly a secret, unless you’re called Grayling

  13. 21
    Tin of-salmon says:

    Sounds like a gimmick to me.

  14. 23
    Cap'n Scooby says:

    Why is Bono there? A bit pointless and not very ‘sober government in waiting’ is it?

  15. 25
    Throw us a bone says:

    Perhaps you should move to Twitter, Guido. Your last few posts are well within the limits of an SMS.

  16. 27
    Desperate Dan says:

    I wish they’d stop playing that loud techno music. It gives a subliminal message that the Tories are a bit deaf.

  17. 30
    going mental says:

    here we go at long fucking last

  18. 32
    BLEEDO FFORQUES says:

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    YE ARE CEREAL LOSERS

    *

    ASTA

    • 231
      When Speak your Weight machines Go bad says:

      Gordon, call an engineer, Damien has malfunctioned again.

  19. 34
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Wait no turban in background….find someone quick!

  20. 36
    going mental says:

    good start

    • 50
      Dack Blog says:

      Don’t agree. He should have started on the ups that he thinks he can deliver. Then go over what’s wrong now. Then back to the ups of the future. You shouldn’t take the audience down first. There’s a bigger ‘mountain to climb’ then, in speech terms.

      • 76
        The Sleeper says:

        Actually,Dack,..no.

        First rule of public speaking…get the mood attuned to the bad stuff first.

        Then you can build up to the finale on a high.By then the audience should forgotten the lows,and remember the highs…if you’ve done your job well.

        • 87
          Mongrel says:

          And it doesn’t get much worse than Bono, so now I see why he’s there.

        • 117
          Dack Blog says:

          First impressions count. Anyway, it’s a subjective argument. I thought the opening was crap.

  21. 38
    Tested and Tyred says:

    Michelin Man has landed!

  22. 40
    Dack Blog says:

    ‘Bad’, ‘cutbacks’, ‘tough’, cuts’, ‘disillusioned’, ‘not easy’… all in the first minute or so. Sack the speechwriter Dave. Oh no! He did the climb-summit-view thing. Got the troops in early though.

  23. 41
    going mental says:

    good one about bob

  24. 43
    Cap'n Scooby says:

    Christ, but Andrew Lansley looks bored.

  25. 44
    nell says:

    First responsibility troops and their families.

    Ruthless relentless focus on fighting winning and coming home and a War Cabinet – Yes!!

    Here comes Dannat…..

  26. 45
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Does the CCO bog cleaner get a mention & a round of applause as well?

  27. 46
    going mental says:

    how is it that the cons sound like they are in goverment and labour are in oppo

  28. 47
    Cap'n Scooby says:

    I see they have turned the lights down as well. Is this to indicate the responsible Tory attitude to energy and not wasting money or is it to disguise the wrinkles in the audience.

  29. 52
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Michael Gove IS a Thunderbird puppet. You can see the strings from the gallery.

  30. 53
    tsubaki says:

    a clap for the soldiers? how twattish

    • 81
      nell says:

      Really? You don’t think they’re worth recognition is that it?

      Great Labour attitude. Let’s not acknowledge our troops or that they’re fighting and dying in a foreign land. That way the country won’t keep demanding that we treat them fairly.

      gordon with his head in the sand and bob aintbustinagut running round like a headless chicken.

      • 90
        Scenic says:

        Didn’t Gordon ask for a clap for Trade Union leader Jack Jones at the TUC conference, is that more appropriate? He then gave 2 sentences to the troops. Doubt Jack Jones was ever in danger of being blown up by an IED.

        • 224
          Unsworth says:

          Sadly too true. IEDs all round as far as I’m concerned.

        • 244
          Harriet Harman's Willy says:

          Jack Jones was on the payroll of the KGB for years. He did his best to undermine democracy in this Country. Sounds familiar, some things never change.

    • 109
      Granny smith says:

      Never mind a clap a standng applause would be appropriate.

  31. 56
    Dack Blog says:

    Did he just call Pickles a ‘chump’?

  32. 60
    Cap'n Scooby says:

    I’d definitely do Samantha Cameron

  33. 62
    tat says:

    hmm.. scoring political points from the military.
    after all the blood that our forces have spilt and david cameron is trying to score political points on top.
    what a fucking c’unt.

    • 82
      Hang 'em and Flog 'em says:

      Will someone kindly shoot the fucker before he gets into high office!

    • 108
      shelling-out says:

      ,…and Gordon makes “surprise” visits to Afghanistan because he really wants to meet the troops?

      Really?

      • 120
        tat says:

        hmm.. scoring political points from the military.
        after all the blood that our forces have spilt and gordon brown is trying to score political points on top.
        what a fucking c’unt.

  34. 64
    A Firm Pair Of Breasts says:

    You’ve never had it so bad!

  35. 65
    Dick Scratcher says:

    “I believe I can fly. I believe I can touch the sky….etc”

  36. 66
    Cap'n Scooby says:

    Especially after Liam Fox is getting all hot and keen about cutting the MoD budget by 25%. That is simply not feasible. And you can talk all you like about restricting cuts to back office staff, but seriously, war today takes a massive logistical effort.

    • 69
      jgm2 says:

      100,000 back-office staff could form a fucking human chain and pass all the gear down to fucking Afghanistan.

    • 89
      nell says:

      I believe what they’ve said is that they are going to cut the MoD civilian staff by 25%.

      Personally speaking I think he should have blown the MoD up and started from scratch because labour has poisoned the relationship between the MoD and the Armed Forces and the MoD has become a white elephant incapable of delivering services to the troops in the field.

      • 98

        But they do have a lot of very nice artworks.

      • 218
        Visiting Spaceman says:

        Well said, nell. Shoot and stuff the elephant. Get a minibus load of combat veterans, plus a life subscription to Jane’s and International Defense Review, give ‘em half the present MOD budget, give the rest of the staff 6 months’ notice and you’re away.

  37. 67
    going mental says:

    its quite a good speech so far

    • 182
      Gurner says:

      You Sir, is going mental !!!!!

    • 188
      bandersnatch says:

      2.59 and its still a good speech, I reckon…

      Huh? He’s just asked for the football world cup in 2018. (!)

      My little super-imposed screen corner Digi-widget Win TV NOVA USB is coming into its own today. He’s giving a puff to IDS and his social justice team. IDS will be the ‘Mending the Broken Society’ supremo. Nice burst of anger and indignation over New Labour’s having made the poor poorer.

      I thought he just said the most important thing in our nation today is ‘Bramleys’… Now I love a good baked apple myself… but… But no it is ‘FAMILIES’. Hooray! He is going to give more support to Health Visitors… and not do away with Sure Start but ‘improve it’.

      ‘We have got to stop treating adults like children and children like adults’… ‘Big government has failed’… Need to turn around Welfare…and break the cycle of Welfare Dependency…

      Genuine praise for the BEST bits of the NHS…(recalling the loss of his own son… a child late at night… rushing to hospital and no fussing with credit cards before entering A and E)
      NHS is not good enough, however, we need better information, more choice, doctors to be accountable to patients… Tories are party of NHS.

      Fiona Pilkington and her disabled daughter, and their dreadful fate… taken as an example of what is wrong… performance indicators rather than the real acute needs of people suffering in fear… the results of crime and disorder..

      Terrorism then and now… Brighton bomb ref to long lasting effects… Courage of Margaret Tebbit

      To build a responsible society, we need to teach our children properly… NO MORE money like Ed Balls for Quangos and Whitehall. Give the money to the head teacher. We shall create more good schools. Radical change is what parents want. Competition… to get the best school.

      We will defend the Union… not Scottish independence.

      Britishness is not mechanical it is organic… We are open minded but we need limits on immigration. We are generous. Proud to ring fence international development money. Brits are skeptical of authority and we will sweep away ID cards (HOORAY)

      Climate change… insationable consumption does not make you happier… new green technologies… Copenhagen summit…

      Our Parliament has been made a laughing stock… We shall cut the cost of politics. We are going to build a new politics… People have been left powerless by big government. We need decentralisation, transparency and accountability…

      The EU… (hmmm) … The left has fallen in love with it… It hasn’t signed its acoounts off for a decade (!0 … Free and fair trade, climate change etc… EU is fine…William Hague

      The Good Society is the Responsible Society… Rebuilding our broken Economy and our broken Society and our Broken politics… We must do all three.

      Unpredictable events will intervene… Your character and determination and learning from others mistakes… will see you through…

      Excellent ending… ‘we will support you if you take responsibility and if you cannot we will look after you’…

      It will be a steep climb. The view from the summit will be worth it… ‘I see a country where…

      ‘We will work together to make it happen…’ ‘You made it happen!’

      The above sounds corny as I have reported it, but he did it very well… with poetic force even towards the end… It was almost as sober and serious as his Chancellor’s to start with… but it built up to an emotional, but not over-emotional climax… Lots of cheering and rapturous appluase at the end … The music he and Samatha are walking out to: ‘I’m a believer.’

      He’s the next PM, for sure… (real time so apologies for poor spelling)

  38. 68
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Are the BBC cameramen briefed to pick out the hounds?

  39. 71
    Ian, Issan says:

    Interesting trollfest currently taking place on the Grauniad report of the speech. Alastair Campbell’s fingers must be really rattling the keyboard.

  40. 72
    Cap'n Scooby says:

    Mentions his son – cue a line about his passion and commitment to the NHS.

  41. 74
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Is that OJ Simpson at the back?

  42. 77
    Raspberry C Nesspitt says:

    Whit? nae mention aboot Scotland?

    • 220
      im deprived of your money says:

      You Jockanese will all be put into a time machine and transported back to 70s GDR. We’ll get shot of you and you wont notice the difference.

  43. 79
    A Firm Pair Of Breasts says:

    Scotland can bog off.

  44. 80
    going mental says:

    not bad

  45. 83
    Dick Scratcher says:

    The email was from Nigeria.

  46. 85

    Gordon Brown has only got himself to blame for this!

    As I said on my blog: “It is no use Labour screaming at General Dannatt. If Gordon Brown, Bob Ainsworth and various Labour lickspittle gauleiters had not kept pissing in General Dannatt’s pockets, he might not have felt it necessary to change his coat! But that’s typical of Labour. Cause a problem, then blame the victims”
    http://thatsnews.blogspot.com

  47. 88
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Lord Snooty worked in a large corporation – he didn’t run a newsagents. What does he know about business?

  48. 92
    shelling-out says:

    If he’d left Bono at home, it might have started off better.

    The speech has been quite good so far, but Bono’s appearance was quite unnecessary.

  49. 95
    going mental says:

    fuckin hell

  50. 99
    going mental says:

    good one on ids

  51. 101
    Tokenism says:

    Looks like the token black dude and white Dudess have been carefully positioned to be seen on either side of Dave’s Haircut.

  52. 102
    Dick Scratcher says:

    (He had three Shredded Wheat this morning)

  53. 103
    DisgustedOfMitcham2 says:

    Please can someone with some basic photoshop skills take a picture from the conference and change the “Ready for change” logo so that it says “Spare any change?”

    That would brighten up my day.

  54. 107
    Infamy, they've all got it in for me says:

    last week our inglorious leader used his whole speech attacking the Tories
    So far GB one mention
    Who’s in charge?

  55. 111
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Hmmm, not sure about all this anecdotal evidence…if you want to stop welfare reliance, stop paying them.

    • 114
      Anonymous says:

      Is that a quote or a suggestion?

    • 125
      shelling-out says:

      He can’t until he gets into No. 10.

      I’ve had similar experiences. I’ve seen people in our local jobcentre who have no intention of ever getting off their lazy backsides and getting a job. I overheard one guy being offered a job 15 miles away – there is a good bus service – but he refused it with the excuse that it was too far away from his home.

      I’m working temporarily at the moment for a firm 40 miles away from my house. I want these people to lose their benefits if they can’t be arsed to work.

  56. 112
    Anonymous says:

    That man behind Dave’s right shoulder, is he the one who keeps sending emails from Nigeria?

  57. 119
    Cheesy Dave says:

    You should have caught the early train Guido, Dave’s speech is boring and somewhat of a letdown.

  58. 122
    Gordon McMental says:

    Id do that Eric Pickles

  59. 124
    Mrs Pickles says:

    I wouldnt

  60. 126
    tat says:

    dull dull dull.
    dull and dodgy dave.
    bogof dave.

    • 131
      mrs tat says:

      dull dull dull.
      dull and dull tat.
      bogof tat.

      • 134
        tat says:

        there are many things you could say about the great and heroic thick as thieves.
        but to describe him as dull is not one of them.
        you fucking crackhead dullard.

    • 136
      Anonymous says:

      He is still going to be your priminister by may

      • 141
        tat says:

        PM of a hung parliament.
        he will have no workable majority because the tories have no popular support.

    • 142
      Boring Dave says:

      That bint behind Dave’s left shoulder is yawning away, she’ll be be in the land of nod soon if Dave doesn’t show more enthusiasm. The words probably ain’t too bad but Dave is dull and he does not seem as if he means them. And how the fuck can he expect every child in the UK to have the same oportunity as him, is he going to send them all to Eton and will them 30 million?

      • 222
        im deprived of your money says:

        you are ed balls and i claim my 500k you and your android wife steal every year

  61. 129
    DD says:

    Dave has deliberately snubbed David Davis saying that Grayling WILL be in his government.

    • 132
      tat says:

      weak leadership again from dave.
      he is like brown in that when he makes a mistake he refuses to change it for fear of admitting the mistake.

    • 135
      Dick Scratcher says:

      Latest from Chris Grayling :

      “Fred West was a marvellous builder, Hitler built some great motorways, Vlad the Impaler created jobs in forestry. Wait a sec…actually…errr…”

      • 203
        Cyco Billy says:

        “…err… what I mean was Lord West was a marvelous …err… sailor, especially for the gubbermint, and I’m very pleased that we will have Lord Dannatt alongside him, as they will look …err… very colourful together side by side on the benches. All we need now is …err… someone from the RAF to complete the …errr… three-card trick. I am sure Dave has that well in hand.”

  62. 130
    Tory Member says:

    I’m returning to the fold

    Thank God.

    Keep it up call me Dave

  63. 137
    I. Isukip-Pending says:

    Is he saying that we will soon be allowed to thwack a hoodie. Hard?

  64. 145
    Guthrum says:

    So we have now got a Tory Army have we- Cameron’s first major political blunder

  65. 147
    Anonymous says:

    well its the first time I’ve heard it called that

  66. 149
    going mental says:

    Eu ???/

  67. 150
    Chutney Egg says:

    Bono reminds me of Arthur Askey

  68. 155
    I. Isukip-Pending says:

    Hague – NOT GOOD ENOUGH. What if he’s hit by a bus? I want out, so if that happended, God forbid, that we still know where we’re headed and not interupted.

  69. 156
    charlie the chancer says:

    Will he talk about a referendum

  70. 160
    Dick Scratcher says:

    CUE: Ian Dury

  71. 164
    Dick Scratcher says:

    There will be no entrepreneurs when you tax the shit out of us.

    • 174
      I. Isukip-Pending says:

      Quite!

    • 205
      ExEng says:

      Entrepreneurs do not make money for the early years. So tax does not matter, help does.

      However, when they do, it normally comes in huge amounts all at once and they pay high taxes in those years.

      Tax should always be on profit, not life.

      (If you are paying too much tax then you are not investing enough back through research, and are just a plain businessman)

      • 211
        Ivor Schwartzporsche says:

        Business tax, conforming to regualtion and inspection = tax on business?

    • 212
      shelling-out says:

      If you look at the stats, a lot of entrepreneurs (and established businesspeople) are leaving the UK to set up somewhere cheaper.

      It’s too expensive in this country. We are already taxed to oblivion, Where has all the money gone?

    • 213
      Anonymous says:

      No there won’t. Not just the taxation, there will be sod all start-up capital or working capital for at least 5 years. Instead, Big Business will have carte-blanche to gradually but inexorably muscle in on the market segments that these entrepreneurs would have supplied efficiently. Once so extended, it will become even harder to go into business against the corporatist-fascist behemoth.

  72. 165
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Oh…is that it?

  73. 166
    Mount Dave says:

    Mount Cameron 14238 ft
    Mount Tory 9289ft
    Mount Cameroon 13,435 ft

  74. 167
    I. Isukip-Pending says:

    Giz a kiss for da ms cameron

  75. 169
    Dack Blog says:

    The Monkees??? Chimps.

    • 171
      I. Isukip-Pending says:

      chumps. OK not bad but do we believe them. Am I a believer?

      • 175
        charlie the chancer says:

        Quiet on a referendum

        • 179
          Dack Blog says:

          Quelle surprise.

          • Anonymous says:

            The Twat said Hague would be organising a referendum which is bollocks as the Poles will ratfy on Sunday and the Czechs before the year is out.

          • Tonto Balair says:

            I didn’t actually hear him say that. About a referendum. I thought he was just about to but – ‘will have to listen to itm again.

      • 177
        Dack Blog says:

        I wouldn’t believe a word any of them say. And now the old ‘marriage vow… together’ blah blah blah. Some of us don’t want the marriage/kids thing. I’d love one of them to give us a mention.

  76. 181
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Georgina Savey looks diiiiiiirty. Mmmmmmm

  77. 190
    charlie the chancer says:

    Come on little fishies a bit closer to the trap, we are the fishies.

  78. 194
    Anonymous says:

    Verdict on dave speech

    Journos say crap

    Conservative party members say brilliant

    Average joe says average

  79. 197
    iain, ni says:

    5 out of 10

  80. 198
    Gonk says:

    Feel a bit flat.

    Not as flat as a cigarette paper, nor as flat as
    a pancake.

    Maybe as flat as punctured space hopper.

    Fuck a duck.

  81. 200
    Please either do the right thing ,or get out says:

    05 October 2009

    In July, British soldiers and I boarded a CH-47 helicopter at Camp Bastion for the flight to FOB Jackson at Sangin where fighting is brutal. The helicopter was so stuffed with men, gear and supplies that the cargo was not even strapped down. We steadied the long stack with our hands and prayed that the pilots not begin flying violent evasive maneuvers. The tail gunner partially lifted the ramp to prevent bundles from tumbling into the skies, and that was it for securing the bundles. Just a week before, a giant MI-26 helicopter was shot down on final approach to this same landing zone. All aboard died in flames, as did two children on the ground.

    This is, interestingly, the same landing zone where I would make the photos for “The Kopp-Etchells Effect” dispatch, which was published in many languages around the world. Many readers have weighed in with ideas about the causes of the glow. Some say the cause is St Elmo’s fire or the triboelectric effect, or perhaps the piezoelectric effect. The actual cause does not seem to be surely known, according to J. Gordon Leishman, D.Sc.(Eng.), Ph.D., F.R.Ae.S., Minta Martin Professor of Engineering, Department of Aerospace Engineering at the University of Maryland. I don’t know. Maybe it’s caused by angels. It definitely is beautiful.

    We landed and British Soldiers from “2 Rifles” swarmed in to help unload cargo. Since I made this photo, at least two British CH-47s have been lost in combat operations, one of which was just north of here.

    We need more gear and more forces now. We can outfight these enemies and we can win the war, but at this rate a favorable outcome is difficult to imagine. This war shows signs that it will become more intense than Iraq at its peak. As with my twelve dispatches from 2006 warning that we were losing this war, the warnings over the past couple of years seem to be falling on incredulous ears. We will lose the war unless we get more troops and more gear soon.

    This weekend we lost eight more soldiers in a firefight. I learned about it while they were still fighting, but did not report it until just before the media broke the story the next day. Still unreported, to my knowledge, sources tell me that FOB Keating was destroyed and that troops were under siege for up to 24 hours before Air Force Para-rescue got them out. (Subject to confirmation.) The fighting will only intensify. We can beat these guys, but not under current conditions.

    The last two missions I did with British 2 Rifles ended in firefights. Due to bandwidth difficulties, only a small part of the video was uploaded. Those two firefights were melded into one short video. These are just typical hum-drum day-in day-out missions, nothing like what happened this weekend in Nuristan.

    from Michael Yon

    http://www.michaelyon-online.com/two-firefights-one-video.htm

    • 209
      Ivor Schwartzporsche says:

      Also click on the links within that article after reading it. Thanks Nell or whoever posted it.

  82. 206
    Hang 'em and Flog 'em says:

    Dave, give us a fucking referendum, you bastard.

    • 210
      Ivor Schwartzporsche says:

      I’m going to wait to see what UKIP have to say.

    • 219
      Dick Scratcher says:

      Well said. Fuck knows why Lord Snooty is trying to be so clever. He trusting / dealing with foreigners & that cannot be trusted & are too frivolous re such important issues.

      Does Snooty seriously believe he will lose votes by guaranteeing us a referendum? Amazing he is so up front on vote losing issues such as wage freezes, 50% tax rate, ending middle class tax credits, but reticent re the referendum. Bloody weird.

  83. 225
    Anonymous says:

    He might be unelected, but at least he’s independent, and an expert in his portfolio, and a man of great distinction/experience.

    Compare that to labour’s approach of just parachuting-in any unelected spiv they can get their hands on who’ll blindly tow the party line and lie through their teeth at every possible opportunity.

    Very big difference.

    Well done dave.

  84. 228
    really upset bloke who wants to be positive but sees shit all around says:

    Bono and making Dannat a Peer to help the probably new government – so where’s the change from new stasi then????

    I hate Bono and I want change so it looks like back to the future and life’s becoming a nightmare

  85. 234
    t0boggan says:

    Attended my first conference today – well, hung about as close as I could get without a badge. Hoped to harangue a few delegates about planning to move my retirement goalposts, just as I’m shaping up for a shot.
    If people like me – 58 yr. old lorry driver are exercised and mobilised this policy will cost the Cons hundreds of thousands of votes. I will not be short changed in the home straight of a 49 year working life. Neither will many, many others.Do not believe the lie – ‘we are ALL living longer’ many are but some aren’t – especially after a lifetimes hard graft.
    Listen out for ROUT66. (any advice welcomed)
    http://www.grimacing@wordpress.com

  86. 235
    A firm pair of breasts says:

    Labour now seems to be looking like a wounded and arthritic Diplodocus stuck in mud.

  87. 238
    Brown says:

    He’ll need to hold his nose in the House of Lords. It’s full of evil retarded corrupt shit like Neil Kinnock, and perverted fascists, like the sick depraved Mandelson animal.

    It should be called the ‘House of Evil Filth’.

  88. 239
    Dan Taylor says:

    He was fairly good on Europe- interesting thoughts…

    http://ddtaylor88.wordpress.com/2009/10/08/cameron-good-on-the-eu/

  89. 243
    Bob Ainsworth MP says:

    What a silly idea, having someone who actually knows about defence advising at the Ministry of Defence. I’ve proved that you need to know bugger all to to be able to do it properly, just look at my record … oh er .. p’raps dont bother ….

  90. 246
    Indigo says:

    Can I just say how pleased and happy I am that Barack Obama has won the Nobel Peace Prize? Obama’s Middle East envoy, former Northern Ireland peacemaker George Mitchell, achieved more in two weeks than Tony Blair (George Bush’s so-called peace envoy) did in three years. Obama’s White House made the goal a “truly comprehensive peace settlement” and normal relations between Israel and its neighbours.

    I wouldn’t be surprised if Blair thought that he was going to get the Prize, so up himself he is. I seem to remember that Blair thought that Obama would want him to continue in the role (in which, politely, he “had a low profile”).

    The icing and sugar sprinkles on the news was the sound of incredulous and disgusted Radio 4 presenters having to announce it.

  91. 248
    Herr Dannatt says:

    I am a berliner.



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