October 7th, 2009

Sir Michael Multi-Tasking


401 Comments

  1. 1
    Master Baiter says:

    The Latvians did have 60,000 or so citizens in the Waffen SS during the second world war.

    Under German occupation, in 1942-43, about 80,000 Latvian Jews were massacred. Latvian extermination squads and police battalions took part in the local holocaust. Several thousand of these killers and war criminals then volunteered for the SS divisions in 1944.

    The director of Riga’s Jewish museum, Margers Vesterhanis has some of the names of the thugs who represented a minority but formed the basis of the SS divisions in 1944. He names several “popular” Latvian SS officers implicated in the slaughters in 1942.

  2. 2
    Infamy, they've all got it in for me says:

    thinks

    ‘ £22,500 of debt for every child born in Britain
    – 111 tax rises from a government that promised no tax rises at all
    – The longest national tax code in the world
    – 100,000 million pounds drained from British pension funds
    – Gun crime up by 57%
    – Violent crime up 70%
    – The highest proportion of children living in workless households anywhere in Europe
    – The number of pensioners living in poverty up by 100,000
    – The lowest level of social mobility in the developed world
    – The only G7 country with no growth this year
    – One in six young people neither earning nor learning
    – 5 million people on out-of –work benefits
    – Missing the target of halving child poverty
    – Ending up with child poverty rising in each of the last three years instead
    – Cancer survival rates among the worst in Europe
    – Hospital-acquired infections killing nearly three times as many people as are killed on the roads
    – Falling from 4th to 13th in the world competitiveness league
    – Falling from 8th to 24th in the world education rankings in maths
    – Falling from 7th to 17th in the rankings in literacy
    – The police spending more time on paperwork than on the beat
    – Fatal stabbings at an all-time high
    – Prisoners released without serving their sentences
    – Foreign prisoners released and never deported
    – 7 million people without an NHS dentist
    – Small business taxes going up
    – Business taxes raised from among the lowest to among the highest in Europe
    – Tax rises for working people set for after the election
    – The 10p tax rate abolished
    – And the ludicrous promise to have ended boom and bust
    – Our gold reserves sold for a quarter of their worth
    – Our armed forces overstretched and under-supplied
    – Profitable post offices closed against their will
    – One of the highest rates of family breakdown in Europe
    – The ‘Golden Rule’ on borrowing abandoned when it didn’t fit
    – Police inspectors in 10,Downing Street
    – Dossiers that were dodgy
    – Mandelson resigning the first time
    – Mandelson resigning the second time
    – Mandelson coming back for a third time
    – Bad news buried
    – Personal details lost
    – An election bottled
    – A referendum denied

  3. 3
    genghiz the kahn says:

    and your point is….

  4. 4
    Mongrel says:

    Bit like the French, really.

  5. 5
    Anonymous says:

    What the fuck is wrong with a power nap ?

    Cheap shot @Gordy Fawkes..

  6. 6
    FrankFisher says:

    Woudl you call this a feud or a vendetta?

  7. 7

    And that’s just Liebour’s good points…

  8. 8

    Oh, don’t keep picking on him! We all know he’s useless, but he’s an old guy. This is so cruel.

  9. 9
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Too much free Bollinger means that Sir Mikail of White is sleeping it off.

  10. 10
    Mongrel says:

    And the Germans were even worse. Nearly all the SS were Germans, so we shouldn’t be in the EU with them should we?
    Or was the war over 60 years ago and is this all irrelevant bollocks?

  11. 11
    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    Look at that fucking tramp, holes in both of his shoes
    I know that times are hard at the Guardian but cant the Hoon borrow a few quid off Polly?

  12. 12
    Laila Rouass says:

    he’s dreaming of me.

    Hope u like my latest picture

    http://londonmuslims.blogspot.com/

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    Ctesibius says:

    How many Latvians served with the Soviet occupying forces? Don’t you socialists understand that in a socialist system many people are forced to serve the system with horrifying results. National socialism is a form of socialism.

    I suppose you think it was fine for Jack Jones, piller of the Labour Party and the Trade Union ‘movement’ to be supplying the KGB with information until 1984? Before looking for collaborators with totalitarianism in Latvia, have a look in the Labour Party first.

  14. 14
    tat says:

    the new labour war and occupation propagandist point is to try to score points from the genocide of Jewish people in a desperate attempt save gordon brown and david miliband’s necks.
    just when you thought the new labour war party could not sink any further into its pit of shit and scum it sinks another six feet deeper.
    note to new labour war propagandist: do not try to score political points off the holocaust of Jews.
    you fucking lowlife.
    and you know what the worst part is? david miliband is Jewish himself.
    you are fucking scum miliband, abusing your own dead family to score cheap political points.
    fucking hell, what a fucking satanist you are.
    evil.

  15. 15
    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    80,000 you say?
    Sounds like a good start to me
    *Claps the Latvians*

  16. 16
    It's all Balls says:

    Have some sympathy Guido – it’s bloody hard work finding positive things to write about Gordon and his obsequious cabinet

  17. 17
    hello boys says:

    Mickey could never get it up

  18. 18
    McGroom says:

    Has he died

    or was he just told the circulation figures

  19. 19
    tat says:

    yeah, what’s the downside?

  20. 20

    The little liberals are so cute when they’re asleep.

  21. 21
    DZ says:

    Aw, Beast, give him a break. At least they are leather and not polly-carbo-wassname.

  22. 22
    NewsLion says:

    Pissed old homeless man tries to grab some sleep in between being moved on

    http://newslion.blogspot.com/

  23. 23
    Ivor Biggun says:

    That’s what reading The Grauniad does to you…

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    anon says:

    And your hero Arafats grandfather inspected Bosnian Muslim SS Divisions as an honoured guest of the Third Reich.

    Does it then automatically follow that all Palestinains are secret Jew hating Hitler fetishist nazi’s?

    Do try harder.

  25. 25
    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    The man has no sole

  26. 26
    Ivor Biggun says:

    Breast of Clerkenwell, you’re such a tit. Away back to your playgroup and leave politics to grown ups.

  27. 27

    Yes, well 4 articles in as many days about her, I’d say you’re more infatuated with her looks than bothered about what anyone said.

    The bad news is, I doubt she’s interested in you, so piss off with your irrelevant postings. Her tits weren’t as good as Mrs. Draper’s.

  28. 28

    Its the circulation in his legs he’s worried about. Poor old soul.

  29. 29
    Ivor Biggun says:

    And he doesn’t have tits either, unlike you Breast.

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    Ctesibius says:

    So someone who names himself after ‘the man with the biggest plonker in the world, he keeps it in his trousers tightly curked’, etc., calls someone else a ‘tit’?

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    Ctesibius says:

    curked = curled

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    Sir Reginald Titbrain. says:

    I think you will find the picture is of Michael White, who I believe to be asleep, not dead, Latvian, 88 years old nor a murderer Jews.

    Simple case of mistaken identity, I suppose anybody could make it.

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    righty right wing (mrs) says:

    Narcolepsy is a stress induced sleep disorder.

    It can be triggered by a traumatic event, or an impending traumatic event.

    Camerons impending decision to stop all Public Sector advertising in the Grauniad would be my guess for Sir Mikails regular narcoleptic episodes.

    Poor thing. The resolution is not so good but via Photoshop I can just make out some dribble….

  34. 34
    Snapper says:

    That Blackberry I-phone thingy that you have been creaming your knicks over takes shite photos Guido.

  35. 35

    Disgraceful and disrespectful of a fine old gentleman of the press whether you agree with him or not – only SCUM would take advantage.

  36. 36

    you’ve too much tongue Beast, ZIP it.

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    genghiz the kahn says:

    Isn’t that John Thomas Allcock?

  38. 38
    genghiz the kahn says:

    and tie his shoe laces together.

  39. 39
    Sir Reginald Titbrain. says:

    Agree, cheap shot. OK, it’s a bit of a larf, but only a very small bit.

  40. 40

    Absolutely disgraceful and disrespectful treatment of a fine old gentleman of the press whether you agree with him or not – only SCUM would take advantage.

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    Crpl Pyke says:

    Why don’t we call Nazis – “Germans” these days

    “We fought against the Nazis!” – no we bloody didn’t we fought against Germany – ie Germans

    The Nazis (Germans) were anti-semitic – what changed them!!

    FFS – Get Real Dick Head

  42. 42
    Master Baiter says:

    Latvian Waffen SS slaughtered Latvian Jews.
    Latvian Fatherland (!) and Freedom Party cherish the Latvian Nazi Waffen SS.
    The Conservitudes took umbrage at Milliband’s denunciation of the the Fatherland (!) and Freedom Party’s association with the Waffen SS. Members of Milliband’s family perished in the Warsaw Ghetto under the Nazi Waffen SS.

    Conservitudes, judge them by the company they keep.

  43. 43

    ho ho ho – go and fucking laugh at a blind man or shout names at a deaf person you fuckwit

  44. 44
    The big D says:

    100 per cent record for the last two conferences, asleep at both.

    Maybe he is pioneering the Rip Van Winkle method. Sleep until it is all over.

    Alternatively the Labour “auto phrase” TM software is working on his next copy in the background.

  45. 45

    WORSE than cheap – *sickening* PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPeuk

  46. 46
    daisypoo says:

    Shouldn’t she be in a veil?

  47. 47
    Master Baiter says:

    Seroxat, calm down, breathe out slowly.
    Now think and reflect.
    That’s right the chuff chuff must be out of puff puff.
    Pull in to a siding get some more coal and build up some proper steam.

    No charge

  48. 48

    I call it psychopathic

  49. 49
    Bingo says:

    You repeat yourself you prick. Looks like Labour’s bunker troll system is malfunctioning (again).

  50. 50
    daisypoo says:

    Don’t forget the Dutch.

  51. 51
    No referendum Dave says:

    Czechs ‘to back treaty this year’

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8294050.stm

    Euro Dave can breath a sigh of relief

  52. 52
    Arthur B'rain says:

    …………… Bless !!!

  53. 53
    Mandlesonisalyingtwat says:

    And a growing gap between rich and poor.

  54. 54
    Nanny State says:

    This is what happens when you d rink too much boys and girls!

    You become even more useless than you were b4

  55. 55

    When you get to a certain age, a good doze is worth a great deal! I hope he didn’t put his shod feet up on the chair!

  56. 56
    Archie Bunker says:

    Dawgs awf the cawfee table!

  57. 57
    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    Cant you come up wit a more original name?
    You raging queen

  58. 58
    Ctesibius says:

    It is.

    “He came from outside Whitstable
    He had that certain something
    That the girls find irresit’stible”

    And you may remember the chorus:

    “It’s a yard and half if its an inch,
    And it’s more when it’s unfurled…”

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    Town Hall Apparatchik says:

    He must be one of ours – he’s got a clip board.

    Bless!

  61. 61
    Anonymous says:

    And the french

  62. 62

    Hey – I am off *GOODBYE*

  63. 63
    Engineer says:

    When I was a nipper my dentist was the spitting image of Michael White. Patronising bastard – used to pat me on the shoulder and say “We’ll soon have you sorted, little man” when I was about 12. I’ve hated dentists ever since. I hate Michael White for looking like my dentist. And for writing drivel.

  64. 64
    MisterE says:

    Why oh why oh why didn’t someone draw a cock on his bald head??

  65. 65
    Engineer says:

    Well, that’s true. You are definitely off.

  66. 66
    genghiz the kahn says:

    you tube Ivor Biggun John Thomas Allcock James Whale Show 1989.

    All the words, and Ivor in living technicolour.

  67. 67
    backwoodsman says:

    Haven’t you heard of the socialist dream ?

  68. 68
    Sir Barrington Minge says:

    MB, you do talk a lot of bollocks, don’t you?

  69. 69
    Ivor Biggun says:

    I’d rather be named after a man with a huge todger like my own than after a Breast that spouts off like an imbecile tit at every opportunity… must try harder Breast!

    P.S. Nice sock-puppetry there – doesn’t fool anyone though.

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    Dippy ness says:

    And the US pro Nazi’s. Plus giving refuge to all the scientist’s so they could develop rockets for them.

  71. 71

    I often feel like that! :)

  72. 72
    Adolph Schicklgruber says:

    suck my cock, fairy boy

  73. 73
    Max says:

    Shhhh. ZNL have not clicked that the Germans were actually the, well you know, the “Germans”. All this fookin’ about with the Waffen SS etc is being quietly noted by “our European colleagues” and will do President B.Liar no favours. No one much from ZNL actually stayed awake during their History GCSE’s or maybe opted for General Studies or extra gym or something instead. The ZNL’s who claim to have “history” degrees actually studied the history of the liebore party between 1922 and 1939 or something similar. And don’t whatever you do mention the contribution of Vichy France to the, er, war effort either please. Ok? Right I’m off back under cover now so toodle pip.

  74. 74
    Simon R says:

    they were too busy drilling holes in his cheap shoes!

  75. 75
    Dippy ness says:

    How true! Therefore we shouldn’t be in the EU with them. I like that idea. :-)

  76. 76

    The Tories are now aping New Labour and calling themselves ‘modern Conservatives’ – mod cons – which just happens to be an anagram of condoms…..

  77. 77
    Anonymous says:

    Shush!!! Let him sleep on, FFS!

  78. 78
    TROMBONE says:

    do have any bikini shots?

  79. 79
    tat says:

    I am a genius masterbaiter, I am always thinking.
    that is why I am many, many moves ahead of you all the time.
    chuff chuff?
    who the fuck are you, the fat controller?
    not for much longer c’unt.

  80. 80
    tat says:

    hssssssss………………..

  81. 81
    Ivor Biggun says:

    Have to agree with you there Breastie, Guido Sawkes is such a lame effort. How about Gayboy Talkes instead? Distinctive, memorable and accurate to boot.

  82. 82
    Anonymous says:

    I bet he’s dream of giving Guido his 9″ red hot poker.

  83. 83
    Moley says:

    This democracy rubbish has to be stamped out firmly.

    The European juggernaut will not allow democracy.

    Anywhere.

    The Lisbon treaty is not the Constitution but passing it allows the appointment of a President, Foreign Secretary, and the opening of Embassies worldwide.

    We are under the jackboot.

  84. 84
    SO17 says:

    A photo of an old man who can’t keep up.
    Very soon the baby boom liberal elite will be dead thank fuck.
    The majority of post 60s people are not deluded twats and haven’t fallen for the lies and bile taught at school, in fact they will rebel against this Liberal establishment.

  85. 85
    James says:

    You would have to shout names at a deaf man to his face. Otherwise he wouldn’t hear them and it would be pointless.

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    Engineer says:

    He even dozes leaning to the left.

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    Mrs W says:

    The next shot show’s him falling off his chair – waking up on impact – and simultaneously shouting ‘don’t do Alistair – Brown aint’ worfit!!.

  88. 88
    Gordon Trott says:

    But I can do even more

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    Master Baiter says:

    The Board of Deputies of British Jews last night wrote to the Conservitudes raising new questions about their allies in Poland and Latvia.

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    tat says:

    good point.
    many of the countries in europe have recent fascist histories.
    but the point I was making is that new labour are only using the history of latvia and fascism to score political points for themselves in a general election campaign.
    that is so very wicked it is beneath contempt.
    if new labour are so bothered about exposing fascists then why did tony blair support the illegal israeli incursions into Gaza and the war crimes that israel committed.
    not only did they not expose those fascist acts but they were condoned by their leader tony blair.
    no principles, that is new labour’s problem, they have no principles whatsoever.

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    Cynic says:

    the Guardian has that effect on me too

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    TheCourtOfPublicOpinion says:

    Hey don’t try to rewrite history – Mandy was sacked twice in disgrace. He bobbed back up again like the unflushable t*urd he is, and now only has to hang on till his old chum Bliar swings his EU gravytrain number then he can ditch Bruin and wallow in the great cesspit of Brussels for ever more.

  93. 93
    Gordon Trott says:

    Looks like he’s having a nifty fifty.
    Well it is Wednesday afternoon.

  94. 94
    tat says:

    if you do not like it here sawkes you can always fuck off innit.

  95. 95
    Anonymous says:

    And the Channel Islanders.

  96. 96
    Anonymous says:

    Czechs to ratify Lisbon Constitution.
    Over to Dave who is asleep but whom we want to hear some comment. NOW!

  97. 97
    Rip Van Winkle says:

    The why do we talk to Germany, you fucking clown?

    After all, they were all fucking Nazi’s. wern’t they?

    What a prick you are.

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    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    I’d like to give her one errr sorry i mean giver her my full support

  99. 99
    tat says:

    is this the same board who invited the former israeli defence minister to this country but he couldn’t come because he was too frightened of being arrested for committing war crimes?

  100. 100
    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    Poland still has a few camps ready to be reused

  101. 101
    Anonymous says:

    Phew that’s a relief. nothing like a nap after a good

  102. 102
    McGroom says:

    The ONS have just released that UK company profitability has declined to 11.6% which is a 19% drop from margins of 14.3% a year ago. So much for Gordon helping out business.

    Also from the ONS figures, public sector earnings have risen 3% in the last year and 43% since 2000 whereas private earnings are up 1.4% over the past year and 38% since 2000.

    Public sector employees have done better than anyone else in the good times, so they should be grateful for what they have received and stop bleating and accept the consequences of Gordon’s overspending.

    The public sector is too big to be supported by private sector earnings. We have to stop paying for unnecessary b0llocks like £53k pa for a Diversity and Citizen Focus Advisor and £42k for a Personalisation Manager (see jobs guardian).

  103. 103
    Master Baiter says:

    For some enlightenment

    http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kollektivschuld

    for the uneducated

    http://babelfish.yahoo.com/

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  105. 105
    Ivor Biggun says:

    ukipwebmaster, which just happens to be an anagram of:

    we mike up brats

    we puke bra mist

    etc. etc.

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    JMT says:

    The Germans are in the EU, do we need to leave that grouping as well for the same reasons?

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  108. 108
    insert-coin-here says:

    Dont rock the boat…political career paths come before the democratic principal.

    We live in a post democratic age now…did you not get the memo pleb?

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    Grayling is the weakest Link says:

    Looks like Chris Grayling is on the way out. He was visibly and audibly nervous in his speech this morning. He wants to tax super strength booze beyond the ability of child benefit to cover thus forcing tens of thousands of Jocks to resort to crime. Then he goes on the Telly condemning the Major’s new government job, then he comes back on the Telly having been told it is with the Conservatives saying what a brilliant thing it is after all.

    That’s there strikes Chris. You are OUT, You ARE the weakest link!!!!!

  111. 111
    SO17 says:

    Storm in a left wing tea cup. The majority don’t care about Homophobia and don’t care about what the Jews think either.
    If there was anything homophobic about the Conservatives choice of EU partners it would gain them more votes from the Majority than it would lose them from a single issue pressure group anyway.
    It may even persuade labour voting Muslims to change who they vote for as well.
    See you left wingers can’t keep everbody happy however much you try to fit a quart into a pint pot.

  112. 112
    Anonymous says:

    Portugal was not even a democracy until 1974

  113. 113
    Gonk says:

    Make friends make friends, never never break friends.

    If you do you’ll catch the flu.

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    streamfisher says:

    Wasting your time mate, BBC says Gordon is doing the right thing…. moral compass. Half-wits dim-wits and fuck-wits told what to do by a clique, that’s the cabinet that’s running this Country. Running this country into the ground.

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    Anonymous says:

    David Davis back into the shadow cabinet then?

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    ..and public health.

  117. 117

    ..and what about the aqueducts?

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    tat says:

    everyone knows that is you stealing my name MB.
    I think you will be heavily modded from now on, in fact I am sure of it.

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    Steve Expat says:

    lol – he leans to the left even when he’s sleeping!

    I bet he won’t do that again when Guido’s about!

    o/t, BBC reporting that Cameron has approached Gen. Dannatt about a role with the Tories. Good on DC, people like the General are exactly what government needs.

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    Anonymous says:

    And the Italians

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    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    Bolly Polly is down to her last few crates in these hard times.

  122. 122
    Pudge Facker says:

    Old Borehorn, meet Old Borehorn….

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    err, no says:

    So what?

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    tat says:

    portugal
    greece
    spain
    germany
    italy
    france(occupied by fascists)
    to name but a few of the former fascist countries in europe.
    having defeated hitlers fascism in the second world war if we were to roll over and allow these former fascist states to dictate to us through the EU we would be no better than the french.
    and we are better than the french, we have defeated them on the battle field often enough times to know that.

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    Auntie Flo' says:

    Country/Ethnicity – Estimated volunteers – Name of Waffen-SS Units

    Albanian 3,000 -21st SS Division

    Belgian: Flemish 23,000 -5th SS Div., 27th SS Div.

    Belgium: Walloon 15,000 -5th SS Div., 28th SS Div.

    British Commonwealth (English) 50 -The British Freikorps

    Bulgaria 1,000 in the Bulgarisches Reg.

    Croatia (incs Bosnian Muslims) 30,000 7th SS Div, 13th SS Hanshar Div.23rd SS Div.

    Denmark 10,000 in Freikorps Danemark, 11th SS Div.

    India 3,500 in the Volunteer Legion

    Estonia 20,000 in the 20th SS Div.

    Finland 1,000 in a Volunteer Battalion.

    Hungarians 15,000 in the 25th SS Div., 26th SS Div. 33rd SS Div.

    Latvia 39,000 in the 15th SS Div., 19th SS Div.

    Netherlands 50,000 in the 23rd SS Div., 34th SS Div.

    Norway 6,000 in the 5th SS Div., 6th SS Div.11th SS Div., .

    France 8,000 33rd SS Div.

    Italy 20,000

    Poland/Ukraine 25,000 14th SS Div.

    Russian (Belorussia) 12,000 29th SS Div., 30th SS Div.

    Russian (Cossack) 40,000 XV SS Kosaken-Kavallerie-Korps

    Russian (Turkic) 8,000 Ostürkische SS, Tatarishe SS

    Rumania 3,000 Waffen-Grenadierregiment der SS (rumänisches 1)

    Serbia 15,000 Volunteer Corps

    Spain 1,000 Spanische-Freiwilligen-Kompanie der SS 101

    Sweden, Switzerland & Luxemburg 3,000 5th SS Div., 11th SS Div.

    Brown and zanulabour are presumably having nothing to do with any of these henceforward???

  126. 126
    QE11 says:

    “Arise ‘Sir Michael”

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    Anonymous says:

    Yes I did. Sorry.

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    tat says:

    oi you ignorant c’unt, I asked you a question: is this the same board who invited the former israeli defence minister to this country but he couldn’t come because he was too frightened of being arrested for committing war crimes?

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    Max says:

    More accurately Vichy France. Don’t let ZNL google that or they will poo their pants.

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    Susie says:

    Let’s all go to the Mall and sit in at Buckingham Palace, Balmoral, Windsor Castle, Sandringham or wherever else the Queen is and not go away until she dissolves Parliament.

    WE MUST STOP THIS AND GET A GENERAL ELECTION/REFERENDUM ON LISBON

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    Master Baiter says:

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2009/oct/07/conservatives-latvia-war-crimes

    Go on dimwits!

    Go and spout some petrol.

    Conservitudes – Latvia – War Crimes

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    Guido's Speedos says:

    A hole in BOTH soles! Down at heel too,maybe?

  133. 133
    tat says:

    hsssssss…………….

  134. 134
    Anonymous says:

    If I was jewish would I buy german cars or kitchen appliances? Forgiveness or something is prevailing it seems.

  135. 135
    SO17 says:

    Who gives a fuck

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    tat says:

    hssssss……………

  137. 137
    Master Baiter says:

    Ask Stanley Fink or Nat Rothschild or Goldman Sachs

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    And so the Labour Party died in the chair in a corner of a ruined country says:

    A photo of the death throes of the labour criminal party,not even sleep walking,more like sleeping as this moron does – exhausted,spent,ruined,dried up,shattered,torn apart and utterly comatose.

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    Susie says:

    The best news I’ve had all week.

    Dismissed Baby P chief ‘suicidal’

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/8293971.stm

    She didn’t look too suicidal or ‘financially ruined’ the week after Peter Connolly’s death at her taxpayer-subsidized jolly at Ascot, did she?

    Just do it Sharon — don’t fear the Reaper.

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    Engineer says:

    That was reported briefly on WATO.

    General Dannatt made it very clear that decisions about the Afghan conflict are taken in No.10, and Bob Ainsworth (“an honourable man” in Dannatt’s words) is just the gofer.

    Apparently General Dannatt may be offered an immediate peerage, then if the Tories win the next GE, he may have a junior ministerial role as a progress-chaser for the Afghan conflict; using his military and government contacts to ensure that the forces had what they needed in theatre.

    Sort of Conservative ‘GOAT’, as it where.

    Gordoom must be livid. :-)

  141. 141
    And the evidence keeps on accumulating says:

    O/T another from Brown’s Broken Britain;

    Two benefits scum fraudsters – they have to pay back at rate of 85 per day what they have stolen from you and I – hang the judge,execute the fraudsters – she looks like she is 95 years old anyway and he looks like a good target for our troops to practice with.

  142. 142
    jgm2 says:

    Or Deutche Bank?

  143. 143
    Sir William Waad says:

    As usual it’s a bit more complicated than the likes of David Miliband or MB could comprehend.

    The main Latvian party that is in alliance with the Tories in the EU party is not implicated. Its leader belonged to one of the parties that is now ‘far right’ when he was in his teens, before the party became extremist and left before it became so.

    The other party is presented by a single MEP called Zile. This party does take part in ‘commemorations of Latvian resistance’ against the Soviet Union, which invaded the country in 1939 and again in 1944. Many Latvians fought the Soviets, who also murdered huge numbers of Latvians. Some of these joined the German Army and even the SS. Some were vile anti-Semites and some were patriots trying to fight off the Russians. Many of them died and naturally many modern Latvians want to commemorate this.

    We should be glad we were not put to such a test; I’ll just point out that the Left in the UK opposed the war agaisnt the Nazis from 1939 to 1941 because the Soviet Union was then Germany’s ally!

  144. 144
    err, no says:

    New Labour – Iraq – War Crimes

    Funny how 50 year old allegations turn you on, where as recent history involving your own fascist party conjurs not a whisper from you.

  145. 145
    You won't feel a thing,now hold this basket in front of your head says:

    Mr Guillotine WILL be busy this week

  146. 146
    SO17 says:

    Muslims just Lurve Jews and Homosexuals.
    Can we expect Labour to cut ties with its Muslim voting bloc?
    Thought not.

  147. 147
  148. 148
    err, no says:

    I see the BBC is in her corner.

    Troughing public sector hoons the lot of them.

    The bare faced audacity of Shoesmith to actually show her face in public let alone sue the public is beyond & beneath contempt.

    For once Ed Balls was right – she was not fit to hold office, & he should know a thing or two about that.

  149. 149
    tat says:

    I win and masterbaiter loses.
    another great victory for the great thick as thieves.
    easy so easy.
    oh and don’t his masterbaiter, makes you sound like a snake.
    hold on, you ARE a fucking snake.
    and top boy has just skinned you.
    exccccccccellent.

  150. 150
    tat says:

    displacement propaganda from new labour war criminals innit.

  151. 151
    peter the serb says:

    New Labour – War Crimes – Serbia

  152. 152
    Engineer says:

    Here’s the link to the BBC version of the story;

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8294670.stm

  153. 153
    SO17 says:

    Left wing Mantra:
    ‘The enemy of my friend is my friend’
    How else can one explain anti facists standing shoulder to shoulder with Homophobic,sexist anti semites in the recent protests in Birmingham.

  154. 154
    anon says:

    done.

    nice tan ken – cuba or venezuala?

    which dictatorship did you visit to get that tan?

  155. 155
    anon says:

    was gordon your mate chancellor when new labour supported israeli war crimes in gaza?

    new labour are modern day war criminals – and you are an apologist for war criminals master baiter

  156. 156
    tat says:

    hssssss………….

  157. 157
    jgm2 says:

    OT

    Finally. After 200 years. A French naval victory:

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/8294858.stm

    Even as we speak stone masons are chipping away on the Arc de Triomphe.

  158. 158
    Tin Cunliffe-Arsely says:

    The funniest part of this is the careful backlighting so you can clearly see the white patch in our host’s hair.

    Its quite plain to see even in the first 10 seconds.

  159. 159
    Master Baiter says:

    No, just anti fascist.

    Ask pizza boy Guidiot the Oaf who is the apologist for Zionism and the apartheid Israeli state.

  160. 160
    Geordie Boy says:

    No chance. They’re quintessential Labour voters – and their votes are precious at the moment.

  161. 161

    Give it a rest Fawkes/Pawkes/Tawkes or whoever you are today.
    You’re trying too hard. very trying.
    Copy old Whitey and have a bit of a lie down.

  162. 162
    Great Granddad says:

    What’s all this “old man” business? He looks in the midst of life to me. And he has got nice matching shoes on.

  163. 163
    Engineer says:

    BBC reports on Radio 4 at 16:00 that the Czech Prime Minister “expects the Treaty to be ratified by the end of the year”.

    So no real change to the existing position, then.

  164. 164
    Hello Dolly says:

    Shouldnt you be looking after Antons sprog rather than posting on here.

  165. 165
    jgm2 says:

    Then of course there are all the old communists in the present Labour Party cabinet. Folk who joined a party (and in some cases – Jack Jones et al) provided information to the Russians. Communism, a religious cult every bit as murderous as the religion of peace.

    And then to drive home the message they all sing ‘The Red Flag’ at the end of the conference.

    And they presume to call the Latvians murderers?

    Arseholes.

  166. 166
    Inspector Cyril Blake says:

    better shoes than mine too, I should have nicked them whilst I had the chance…

  167. 167
    jgm2 says:

    Yep.

    Don’t look at our insane Iraq war. Look at a couple of old blokes in Latvia.

    Next they’ll be going after the Tories over the Boer War or something.

  168. 168
    charlie the chancer says:

    Instead of keel hauling them,they will be given a lift to Calais to join their mates.

  169. 169
    Anonymous says:

    Yes! But! They did legalise hard core porn so they can’t be all bad……….

  170. 170
    Anonymous says:

    2skins good 4skins bad

  171. 171
    English Liberation Front says:

    Master Baiter once again distorts history for his communist paymasters and peddles propaganda in multiple posts. In addition to the volunteers, only ever about 15-20%, Himmler introduced compulsory military service by conscription for all Latvian males in the Waffen SS.

    Latvian men were given a choice between “volunteering” for SS Waffen legions, serving in the German army as “auxiliaries” (laborers behind the front lines), or being sent to a slave labor camp in Germany. Those who tried to avoid one of those options were arrested and sent to concentration camps.

    With Nazi Germany losing the war, conscription was extended to larger and larger numbers of Latvians. The first conscription, in 1943, applied to all Latvian men born from 1919 to 1924. The subsequent conscriptions extended to Latvians born between 1906 and 1928.

    These are the men commemorated by the Latvians. They were as much victims of the Second World War as anyone else.

  172. 172
    Tin Cunliffe-Arsely says:

    The majority would also be happy if the police lie convincingly to them when they lock up people who sort of look guilty or beat people to death.

    Just like the good old days.

  173. 173
    Hello Dolly says:

    Ww all know its you Derek stop being an arse and fu ck off.

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  175. 175
    Anonymous says:

    Leading labour supporting corpse on display before the election

  176. 176
    Engineer says:

    You have to have sympathy for those pirates. Undergoing torture by having matelots breathing garlic fumes at them from close quarters.

  177. 177
    Anonymous says:

    He’s dreaming about a referendum.

  178. 178
    Bottle-fed Triplet says:

    Laila Rouass isn’t that Arabic for soft porn?

  179. 179
    Private Bob says:

    OK, so I take my orders from Field Marshal of the Fleet Brown, so what? ‘owever, a military organisation cannot function efficiently without proper deference to the command structure, so I’m ‘appy to obey my superiors.

  180. 180
    jgm2 says:

    Surely this is what the navies of the world have been waiting for. An act of naked aggression like this in international waters.

    They should have sailed into Mogadishu with them all hanging from the antennaes.

  181. 181
    Hello Dolly says:

    Racist twat.

  182. 182
    anon says:

    kerrrrrrrbbbbbbooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmm

  183. 183
    resurgemus says:

    bollocks

    pirates captured ship, french offered them citizenship, legion d’honneur and a camping site opposite Dover for their relatives if the pirates let them go.

  184. 184
    boing says:

    ……….and so it seems the next general election has begun.

    No interesting policies, just fix it and see answers.

    No talent coming forward, just party wonks.

    No resolution to the debt crisis, just platitudes and hitting the poor.

    Smears R Us in action everywhere.

    So much for democracy.

    So much for the UK

    Gone for good

  185. 185
    jgm2 says:

    A fucking daisy chain of pirates. Instead they settle for tossing their weapons overboard and ‘capturing’ them.

  186. 186
    Boycott the ПРАВДА licence fee says:

    Jeezus! What a useless pile of shit that ‘man’ is! Fucking words fail me….

  187. 187
    mad fred 2 para says:

    With you sister – where and when?

  188. 188
    McSnot says:

    Oooooh. I love the Czechs. I’m safe until they ratify, and by then it will be too late to dump me.

  189. 189
    These go up to eleven! says:

    Apart from all that, what have the Romans ever done for us?

  190. 190
    SO17 says:

    How do you square the round hole concerning Islam and its attitude to women, Homosexuals and Jews MB?

  191. 191
    Master Baiter says:

    If you dont all behave and agree with me I will have to bring out some more of my cunning identities with names that sound a bit like Guido Fawkes but never quite get there.

  192. 192
    resurgemus says:

    why is it relevant that they are jews?

    how many Latvians did Stalin kill ?

    why is Labour sitting in EU parliament with his successors ?

  193. 193
    BillyBob says:

    Spot on….. and a new apartheid system backed by Bliar is still to be seen in Kosovo. All to make Bliar look like a great world statesman??

  194. 194
    Master Baiter says:

    I just post what I am told to.I am too thick to actually understand it.

  195. 195
    FrankFisher says:

    Who’s that old bloke in Stan Laurel’s shoes?

  196. 196
    Gordon Brown says:

    I never realised that Guido was West African.

  197. 197
    English Liberation Front says:

    Lyrics of “The Red Flag” sung by LABOUR:-

    The people’s flag is deepest red,
    It shrouded oft our martyred dead,
    And ere their limbs grew stiff and cold,
    Their hearts’ blood dyed its ev’ry fold.

    Then raise the scarlet standard high.
    Within its shade we’ll live and die,
    Though cowards flinch and traitors sneer,
    We’ll keep the red flag flying here.

    Look ’round, the Frenchman loves its blaze,
    The sturdy German chants its praise,
    In Moscow’s vaults its hymns are sung
    Chicago swells the surging throng.

    Then raise the scarlet standard high.
    Within its shade we’ll live and die,
    Though cowards flinch and traitors sneer,
    We’ll keep the red flag flying here.

    It waved above our infant might,
    When all ahead seemed dark as night;
    It witnessed many a deed and vow,
    We must not change its colour now.

    Then raise the scarlet standard high.
    Within its shade we’ll live and die,
    Though cowards flinch and traitors sneer,
    We’ll keep the red flag flying here.

    It well recalls the triumphs past,
    It gives the hope of peace at last;
    The banner bright, the symbol plain,
    Of human right and human gain.

    Then raise the scarlet standard high.
    Within its shade we’ll live and die,
    Though cowards flinch and traitors sneer,
    We’ll keep the red flag flying here.

    It suits today the weak and base,
    Whose minds are fixed on pelf and place
    To cringe before the rich man’s frown,
    And haul the sacred emblem down.

    Then raise the scarlet standard high.
    Within its shade we’ll live and die,
    Though cowards flinch and traitors sneer,
    We’ll keep the red flag flying here.

    With heads uncovered swear we all
    To bear it onward till we fall;
    Come dungeons dark or gallows grim,
    This song shall be our parting hymn.

    Then raise the scarlet standard high.
    Within its shade we’ll live and die,
    Though cowards flinch and traitors sneer,
    We’ll keep the red flag flying here.

    On 21 May 1920 Independant Labour Party Chairman Richard Wallhead and National Council member Clifford Allen asked The Executive Committee of the Communist International (ECCI) for its positions on such matters as demands for rigid adherence to its programme, applicability of the dictatorship of the proletariat and the Soviet system to Great Britain, and its view on the necessity of armed force as a universal principle.

    The reply of the fledgling Comintern in July 1920 was unequivocal. The presence of communists inside the organisation was acknowledged, and their membership in a new Communist Party welcomed.

    ECCI made an appeal directly to “the communists of the Independent Labour Party,” urging them to unite with communist members of the British Socalist Party, the Socialist Labor Party, and radical (now called extremist) groups in Wales and Scotland. “The emancipation of the British working class and of the working class of the whole world depends upon the Communist elements of England forming a single Communist Party,” ECCI declared.

    More communist skeletons in Labour’s blood-drenched closet will be released in due course.

  198. 198
    Stating the bleeding obvious says:

    Not to mention the Germans of course.

  199. 199
    Derek Draper says:

    Big Issue get your Big Issue.

  200. 200
    Sir William Waad says:

    You are such a little tinker.

  201. 201
    Church Mouse says:

    MB,
    I refer you to two magnus opi of the H*l*caust debate: “The Myth of the 20th Century” by Alfred Rosenberg and “The H*l*caust Industry” by some other Jewish bloke whose name I can’t off-hand recall. For once, two honest Jewish historians. And a tiny minority of same, regrettably.

  202. 202
    Sir William Waad says:

    The white tie with a blue shirt is a bit 80s.

  203. 203
    resurgemus says:

    but wasn’t Israel set up under a Labour Government in 1948 ?

    with some very pro Israel MPs because the ruling Israeli party was also called Labour ?

  204. 204
    Anonymous says:

    Break out more champers…….

  205. 205
    Baiters Master says:

    What about your hero Stalin?.How many million deaths was he responsible for.

  206. 206
    Anonymous says:

    Could be eric Pickles? (oliver Hardy)

  207. 207
    Right Bastard says:

    What’s he doing with his right hand?

  208. 208
    Anonymous says:

    DONT mention the Germans!

  209. 209
    SO17 says:

    For ‘Anti facist’ see ‘fair weather friend’
    In the inevitable event that the wants of the Muslim majority outweigh the needs of the Homosexual minority where will the Anti facists be MB?
    The so called Anti facists have already pegged their flag to the mast in Birmingham so I guess we can now say you as a an Anti Facist are a Homophobe.

  210. 210
    Shoesmith is a Bitch says:

    If she is going to top herself I wish she would get on with it and do us all a favour.

  211. 211
    One flew over the No 10 bunker says:

    was that because he had too much Champagne?

    O/T and apologies if already posted. Nokias will be destoyed in their hundreds tonight no doubt.

    “David Cameron is to unveil ex-army chief General Sir Richard Dannatt as the latest recruit to his team on Thursday”

    http://uk.news.yahoo.com/4/20091007/tuk-army-chief-dannatt-to-join-tory-team-dba1618.html

  212. 212
    FrankFisher says:

    Taking the cheque

  213. 213
    Lizzie says:

    Proof the man is in “cloud cuckooland”.

  214. 214
    resurgemus says:

    Oh earlier than that Sir William

    The Irish Fascist Party were known as the Blue Shirts, clearly Sir is obviously celebrating the recent referendum and Ireland’s accession to the Corporatist Order.

  215. 215
    Charriet Race Bin HER soon says:

    yes, but I think Grayling’s gaffe was intentional – look at all the airtime it has garnered.

    btw how is your petition going?

  216. 216
    Master Baiter says:

    Latvian nazis bad.

    Stalin good.

    Muslim good.

    Israeli bad.

  217. 217
    Lizzie says:

    printers may fly off desks in the bunker.

  218. 218
    SO17 says:

    FOR SALE,
    French navy Battleship,never been fired and only sunk once.

  219. 219
    The Ghost of Christmas Past says:

    And the Irish.

  220. 220
    Auntie Flo' says:

    Good point: I missed the heading which stated: “Non German divisions of Waffen SS” when I cut and pasted this

  221. 221
    George Osborne says:

    ‘Ere stop messin’ abahht!

  222. 222
    SO17 says:

    MB is a Homophobe.

  223. 223
    Anonymous says:

    wouldnt hear them then either unless lip reading skills were good. If he were Labour then better just to punch him to get the message across

  224. 224
    Manuel says:

    Yes? Mr Fawlty

  225. 225
    Master Baiter says:

    No a homeophobe, it’s got to be pharmaceutical, innit Guidiot the Oaf?

  226. 226
    Vimeiro says:

    ..but he’s not a cripple. It’s fair game…

  227. 227
    George Osborne says:

    ‘Ere stop messin’ abahht!!

  228. 228
    Anonymous says:

    Oh do fuck off Sawkes you twat.

  229. 229
    Baiters Master says:

    What is your view on Stalin then?.

  230. 230
    Oh Fuck!!!! Chris Grayling says:

    Emily Maitlis an Amazonian among women brings down Chris Grayling, a mouse among men.

    Grayling’s gaffe: From ‘gimmick’ to ‘great news’

  231. 231
    Scallywag says:

    and me…

  232. 232
    Master Baiter says:

    Diversity

  233. 233
    Phobia of Homos? I think NOT says:

    Wy aren’t people who is agin Homosexuality Homoists?

  234. 234
    Anonymous says:

    no its not he’s part of the fucking problem. This is just what should happen the piss taken out of him whenever possible.
    He’s a twat and I don’t give a shit how old he is only to say he’s an old twat.

  235. 235
    RavingMad says:

    O/T but of unmissable interest!

    you may remember the site ‘myconservatives.com’ highlighted here a few days ago – apparently it crashed within minutes because of people wanting to check it out – well, it’s hoping to be back up soon .

    the interest for me is about the bridge shown in their photo. Nell suggested it was Grange in Borrowdale. I think the answer is:

    http://www.viewlakeland.com/photo_2464189.html

    Cockley Beck Bridge, in the Duddon Valley.

    Sorry for being a nerd but just had to let you guys know – we can all sleep peacefully tonight now :0)

  236. 236
    resurgemus says:

    Labour created the Zionist state in 1948.

    Send them a pizza

  237. 237
    TROMBONE says:

    You’re closer than ever to being taxed £6 per year to keep your phone line. Government plans to tax the UK population to help pay for broadband in rural and poorer areas have moved forwards, in another giant leap for mankind’s cash.

    The BBC reports that Stephen Timms, Minister for Digital Britain, has confirmed that the proposed ‘broadband tax law’ would be pushed through Parliament prior to the next general electio

    You’re closer than ever to being taxed £6 per year to keep your phone line. Government plans to tax the UK population to help pay for broadband in rural and poorer areas have moved forwards, in another giant leap for mankind’s cash.

    The BBC reports that Stephen Timms, Minister for Digital Britain, has confirmed that the proposed ‘broadband tax law’ would be pushed through Parliament prior to the next general election

    stupid Hunts

  238. 238
    tat says:

    change the record MB you boring c’unt.
    you have been roundly defeated, take your defeat like a man not a mouse.

  239. 239
    Master Baiter says:

    Google it yourself

  240. 240
    George Osborne says:

    If you dont stop referring to me Mr Wanker I will rip your head off and shit down your neck.

  241. 241
    resurgemus says:

    20 % of Israeli Citizens are Arab

    Bad Israelis

  242. 242
    resurgemus says:

    Did Satlin really murder more Jews than Hitler ?

  243. 243
    SO17 says:

    You so called anti facists are living in a paradoxical world where fat bald blokes in England shirts will be expected to fight to protect the rights of one of your beloved minority groups sooner or later.

  244. 244
    Fees Office Clerk says:

    I’ve never seen the complete Sir Michael before….usually just see the soles of his feet hanging out of Gordon Brown’s arse

  245. 245
    Hugh Janus says:

    A pity the cheese-eating surrender monkeys didn’t blow the whole lot out of the water. That would send a very clear message to all aspiring pirates.

  246. 246
    13eastie says:

    Wank-stain: do you really want to look to Milliband for a moral steer?

    The Foreign Secretary who ensured safe passage of man convicted of the greatest act of murder ever in the UK, to celebrate with his state sponsors in Tripoli? For an oil deal?

  247. 247
    Master Baiter says:

    Chavez good
    Lula good
    Morales good

    Stalin bad
    Franco bad
    Hitler bad
    Mussolini bad
    Corporal Augusto Pinochet bad
    Lance Corporal Margaret Thatcher bad

  248. 248
    George Osborne says:

    Come on MR Wanker we are dying to hear your opinions on your hero Stalin.You seem to have gone quiet all of a sudden.

  249. 249
    Waugh is Correct says:

    Paul Waugh writes that Dannat has blundered. I agree. That is exactly what I thought when I heard the news that the soldier had become political. Gordon’s mob will now put the boot in an no one can criticise them for it. Dannat has lost the moral High Ground.

    Grayling blunder – not as big as Dannatt’s?
    Chris Grayling’s Thick of It moment has given the Austerity Conference the bit of fun and sunlight it desperately needed…though not necessarily in the way CCHQ may have intended.

    Full marks to Emily Maitlis for keeping a straight face during the original interview. She must have been tempted to laugh out loud as the glorious words escaped from his mouth.

    Grayling’s subsequent televised ‘clarification’, again to the BBC, somehow compounded the blunder as he decided to go all po-faced: “I wish I had known before as I would have given him a much more enthusiastic welcome.”

    It may have been better to make light of it and say something like “Look, I made a cock-up. I hope General Dannatt doesn’t put me on parade duty” etc etc.

    I suspect that David Cameron will not have given Grayling a bollocking and instead would privately think the whole thing was hilarious.

    Personally, I think that Dannatt is the one who has blundered by deciding to go down the party political route. The central power of his criticisms came from the fact that this man’s prime interest was in Our Boys, a highly-distinguished soldier who had no party interest.

    All of Labour’s sneers that he was really a Tory can now be legitimately made. It may have been better to have kept his powder dry, continued to speak out in a non-party manner until after the general election. He could then have joined Cam as an adviser while staying out of the party stuff.

    As irritating as it must have been to see George Foulkes and co trying to smear him, the Honest General would have been smarter to stay out of the political arena.

    I suspect this very concern maybe why Dannatt is now being hired as an ‘adviser’ rather than a shadow minister….

    http://waugh.standard.co.uk/2009/10/grayling-blunder-not-as-big-as-dannatts.html

  250. 250
    Doc Trough says:

    It’s raining and thoroughly miserable in the Northern home counties. The Blairs must be home.

  251. 251
    Hugh Janus says:

    Caption comp, so it must be Friday already! Tempus fugit and all that…

  252. 252
  253. 253
    albacore says:

    MB, you’ve been plugging Seroxat like billy-ho.
    Get your mum to read you the big words in the fine print on the leaflet before you start popping it like Smarties.
    Or have a good old Google.
    Have a nice day!

  254. 254
    Master Baiter says:

    English bad.
    Christians bad.
    Heterosexuals bad.

    Scottish good.
    Muslims good.
    Fudge Shovers good.

  255. 255
    Enlightened Opinion says:

    That’s why Sir Mike always takes a torch with him when he visits No 10.

  256. 256
    tat says:

    fucking hell, don’t start masterbaiter off on a fucking boer concentration camp gig for fucks sake.

  257. 257
    blob says:

    Michael White

    is SHITE

  258. 258
    Master Baiter says:

    Take it up with the museum guy.
    The director of Riga’s Jewish museum, Margers Vesterhanis has some of the names of the thugs who represented a minority but formed the basis of the SS divisions in 1944.

    More ethnic Latvians were conscripted in to the Soviet army.
    Should their genocidal activities be praised?
    Should the Conservitudes make an alliance in the European Parliament with those who praised the genocidal activites of former Soviet army Latvians?

    How about, no?
    If no, the same applies to the former Latvian Waffen SS who slaughtered Jews.

  259. 259
    caesars wife says:

    Those hissy fits really tire !

  260. 260
    Master Baiter says:

    Huff and puff, to let off steam some pressure needs to be built up first.
    Pull in to a siding, take on some coal.
    Woooo, wooooo!

  261. 261
    tat says:

    you are a new labour war and occupation party member masterbaiter.
    you are a fascist as are the zionists as were the nazis.
    that is what you are masterbaiter.
    you will have to live with it. or you do us all a favour and top yourself.
    go for it!

  262. 262
    thicko Grayling says:

    those cunning Labour bastards.

  263. 263
    Anonymous says:

    In what way is the appointment of General Sir Richard Dannat, as a Peer to be an advisor on all things military to the Conservatives, democratic?

    Isn’t this the sort of thing we hate New Labour for?

    More unaccountable people in high places, irrespective of their abilities?

  264. 264
    Master Baiter says:

    Go tell it to someone who was there.

    http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kollektivschuld

  265. 265
    Master Baiter says:

    So there you have it proof that Michael White is a zionist latvian war criminal.

  266. 266
    Steve Expat says:

    Very laudible of you to have a convoluted reason for disliking Mr White. The rest of us just think he’s a complete cu­n­t.

  267. 267
    tat says:

    er, and that 20% are treated as third class citizens.
    your point?
    you cretin.

  268. 268
    Rivaldo says:

    In what way is the appointment of General Sir Richard Dannat, as a Peer to be an advisor on all things military to the Conservatives, democratic?

    Isn’t this the sort of thing we hate New Labour for?

    More unaccountable people in high places, irrespective of their abilities?

    Plus ca change, n’est pa???

  269. 269
    charlie the chancer says:

    PoliticalBetting.com has todays Yougov poll.

  270. 270
    Anonycat says:

    Twat.

  271. 271
    Bob A Job says:

    Good point

  272. 272

    I’d like a sub out there with a deck gun. Surface destroy pirates, sink, no comment.

    Rinse and repeat till pirates wonder why no-ones coming back from the sea.

  273. 273
    tat says:

    hsssss……

  274. 274
    Atlas shrugged says:

    It would be nice, oh so very nice, if you lot found out what FASCISM actually is, before using the word so very much.

    While doing so try finding out what Nazism ACTUALLY is as well. Hear are some clues.

    1. They are most likely not what you think they are, or have been told they are.

    2. Neither started in Germany, and they certainly did not end there.

    3. All countries are Fascist ones to a lesser or greater degree.

    4. All countries have Nazi’s in positions of power. The greatest one currently being the USA, with Russia, The UK, France, Germany, China and Japan not over far behind.

  275. 275
    Mr Ned says:

    masterbaiter wrote:

    “Latvian extermination squads and police battalions took part in the local holocaust. Several thousand of these killers and war criminals then volunteered for the SS divisions in 1944.”

    Well, they certainly did volunteer in the sense that if they refused, then they would be killed. They were under Nazi occupation you dumb FUCK!

    trying to score cheap “anti-semitic” points where NONE exist, that is fucking low.

    Why? well, this is another example of crying wolf. Use the “anti-semite” term too often and no-one will listen anymore. Then when REAL anti-semitism rears its ugly head again, no one will listen and it will be the Jews that suffer again AND millions of our fathers, grand fathers and great grand fathers died to defend their homelands and to release the jews from the deathly grip of Nazi genocide.

    The fact that you would blatantly lie over something so fundemental just to score cheap points shows you to be the rectal faced shit-twat without a brain that I always thought you were.

    But no, you are even worse, you are not a mere troll, those can easily be spotted and ignored so that they do no real harm. You are demeaning and cheapening the fucking HOLOCAUST for cheap party political point scoring, and LYING YOUR ASS OFF to do so!

    YOU BRAINDEAD CRETINOUS LUMP OF EXCREMENTAL SANITARY TOWEL SMEARAGE!!! YOU FUCKING USELESS, CLUELESS, SHAMELESSLY DISHONEST LYING SACK OF VOMITOUS SHIT.

    FUCK OFF AND DIE YOU TWAT!

    IF guido has any sense he will ban you forever.

  276. 276
    Anonymous says:

    Word is getting out.

  277. 277
    George Osborne says:

    ‘Ere stop messin’ abahht!!!

  278. 278
    Bob A Job says:

    Let’s hope so

  279. 279
    George Osborne says:

    lol

    ‘Ere stop messin’ abahht!

  280. 280
    Doc Trough says:

  281. 281
    Master Baiter's Mum says:

    Get a proper job you sad little scrote, plus can you run a duster over that shrine to wanking you call a bedroom.

  282. 282
    Steve Expat says:

    The issue is not with good people in the Lords being advisors, there is a long and noble tradition of talented individuals assisting government in this way.

    The problem is the Mandlesons, Sugars and Uddins who are party henchmen, useless ‘celebrity’ figures and thieving troughers respectively

  283. 283
    rick says:

    Strong words, Mr Ned, but hard to refute.

  284. 284
    Mr Ned says:

    And our replacement in the G8 by A Euro reprsentitive and then on the UN Security Council and on many other global bodies, then future agreements will see our nuclear weapons handed over, because if we refuse, we are outvoted by the other nations thanks to the Lisbon REFORM Treaty.

    We are playing a central and influential role at the heart of the EU by agreeing to give away our influence and fuck off to the sidelines.

    It’s all bollocks init?

  285. 285
    Steve Expat says:

    CON 43% (+2) LAB 29% (+1) LD 17%(-1)

    Obviously a couple of quangocrats now prefer Liebour after Osborne’s speech yesterday!

  286. 286
    Mr Ned says:

    Count me in!

  287. 287
    Master Baiter says:

    Thank you, every bile soaked response brings extra points.
    The points are multiplied depending on the respondent’s dimness, in this case the multiple is large since the dimness is so profound.

    The Latvian Waffen SS not anti semite, hahahahahahaha!

  288. 288
    Patriotic says:

    Ghegis.
    You should know his point is bullshit like it always is.
    Why doesn,t he bugger off and play on the motorway like a good boy.

  289. 289
    McGroom says:

    Jacqui Smith did that for her husband

  290. 290
    Mr Ned says:

    Really?

    Even though he refused to have a public debate about civil liberties during his re-election campaign.

    A campaign that was bankrolled by the leading producers of surveillance software.

    A campaign that he promised on his campaign website that would start on the day he was re-elected. And that was one of the last updates to that site. It has done nothing since…

    So, That David Davis you mean?

  291. 291
    Master Baiter says:

    No

  292. 292
    Jimmy says:

    “The accusation is that political journalists are too close to those they report upon to act dispassionately”

    Seems like only yesterday…

  293. 293
    Lord Hardbringer says:

    Any gay Conservators out there wanna chat to a drunk old lord?

  294. 294
    Jimmy says:

    I think the expression is “a battle of wits with an unarmed man”.

  295. 295
    nell says:

    I see Sir Michael has slept the entire afternoon away – perhaps he has indulged in too much champagne?

  296. 296
    Patriotic says:

    Go and play on the motorway you smug turd.

  297. 297
    F uck the lot of them - b astards!! says:

    Tories !!!!!! – the Noo_Socialist_Killjoys

    And, in contrast to Noo_Lie_Bore they don’t bother to lie about it!!

    F UCK THE LOT OF THEM!!!

    B ATSARDS!!!!

  298. 298
    Patriotic says:

    Treacherous bastard.

  299. 299
    Loftus Road says:

    You are just a prick Baiter. I’ve been on and off this site for a while now and all I see are you trotting out the Nu-Labour issue of the week like a dumb little party worker. The writing is on the wall but you are too stupid to see it – no one wants Labour or their cronies. You are actually doing a good job of making people vote Tory. Prick.

  300. 300
    Fed up to the back teeth says:

    What a cluster fuck goverment.

  301. 301
    Carol T says:

    He passed on Boss?

  302. 302
    Lord Dunnit says:

    Q- When is a political gimmick not a political gimmick?

    A – When the Tories do it.

    Funny the way Guido hasn’t blogged banana skin Grayling’s latest prat fall.

  303. 303
    Doc Trough says:

    Pravda reporting that Berlusconi’s personal immunity law has been overturned.

    Bene. Most gratifying. I wonder if ‘Turkey Chops’ is bricking it right now?

  304. 304
    Max says:

    Correct ELF and I would add that enforced service into the Waffen SS was not limited to the Latvians but was a feature of the “options” for the young men of any captured state, including for example the Ukraine.

    For those eastern block countries such as Latvia and Ukraine it was the jackboot of Stalin or the jackboot of Hitler. The Germans promised them a degree of independence under Germany’s wing (a la Vichy France) and an end to the soviet repression of their countries.

    In for example the Ukraine (a people that hated the Russians) it was either a labour camp (and certain death) or the Waffen SS (and possible death) or a flight into the hills to attempt a guerrilla war against both the Russians and the Germans at the same time (a fruitless death).

    War and history are more complicated than can be done justice by cheap, short term domestic political point scoring. As can be seen with Afghanistan and Iraq; another mess by ZNL’s kids that will need clearing up.

  305. 305
    F uck the lot of them - b astards!! says:

    I would have thort – being a Boo_Lie_Bore luvvy – he (or she) was well used to it (living-off-the-work of others and pretending you’re busy)

  306. 306
    resurgemus says:

    the arabs all vote for independent candidates so they get shit representation

    see a trend ?

  307. 307
    Mr Ned says:

    Dimness is in YOUR post you twat.

    “The Latvian Waffen SS not anti semite, hahahahahahaha!”

    I never claimed the Latvian Wafen SS were NOT Anti-semite. I AM claiming that YOU are falsely using the spectre of Anti-Semitic arguments.

    GET A FUCKING BRAIN YOU Hunt!

  308. 308
    Mr Ned says:

    That was aimed @ 288 BTW, not 297

  309. 309
    resurgemus says:

    so the Latvians can’t enjoy diversity

  310. 310
    Master Baiter says:

    It’s official, I have just broken the world record for jerking off in my bedroom. My picture of Gordon on holiday last year in that scrummy sports jacket is on it’s last legs! Three cheers for me! Long live Comrade Brown, blessed be the memory of those Labour mps who spied for Russia! Death to Conservitudes and may my feeble sixth form postings win an award somewhere!

  311. 311
    SO17 says:

    Sir Richard Dannat has spent over 30 years in the military and EARNED his rank of General, his abilities are not in question.
    I for one never asked for a democratic house of lords there was nothing wrong with the old one.
    It is New Labour who have undermined the Lords by filling it with Career scum,moneygrabbers and any tick the box minority lickspittle going.
    The quality of previous Life Peers was overall pretty good before Labour got in.

  312. 312
    Mogadon says:

    I’d imagine he’s just bored witless, the same as everyone else.

    The whole thing is very poor stuff, especially for a party that believes itself to be the next government.

  313. 313
    Master Baiter says:

    Thanks for the feedback.

    The task is to get the rabid right in to a confused frenzy.

    Of course the comment is not the jackpot that Ned provided but it all adds up.

  314. 314
    sszzzzzzzzzz says:

    And what did the Romans ever do for us?

  315. 315
    Jacqui Smith's husband says:

    Big tissue. Where’s my big tissue?

  316. 316
    Master Baiter says:

    There is a hole in that bucket

    It’s the ever so leaky
    “Only obeying orders guv” defence, it doesn’t hold water.

    Who conscripted the Conservitudes to support the Latvian murderers?

    But perhaps it would be best to take is up with the Riga Jewish museum director, no?
    He has ze names.

  317. 317
    Worra cheek! says:

    Suicide is the sincerest form of self-criticism.

  318. 318
    Mogadon says:

    Don’t know why anyone’s surprised that the Tories are working with fascists.

    That’s what they’ve always done.

  319. 319
    genghiz the kahn says:

    French naval victories are as rare as rocking horse shit.

  320. 320
    Alien Ant Farmer says:

    Is the Micheal White image a live feed? he hasn’t moved much all afternoon

  321. 321
    Just asking says:

    According to my cheq friend they will ratify v shortly with a clause about whatever it is they are stresed about.

    time for plan b.

  322. 322
    Geordie Boy says:

    If you haven’t seen the YouTube video of two blokes in drag being attacked by drunken thugs, it’s a must (the blokes turn out to be cage fighters). It’s in all the online papers. Priceless.

  323. 323
    George Osborne says:

    ‘Ere stop messin’ abahht!!!!

  324. 324
    Dick emery's Cock says:

    its gets worse around here…

  325. 325
    Carol T says:

    …cos he dead Boss!

  326. 326
    Jethro says:

    189 – Exactly! They build a d**n great wall to keep us safe from invasion, and then? – push off to defend themselves against a few Huns, Vizigoths, Ostrogoths, and other assorted tribesmen, leaving us to be invaded by swarms of Picts, Scots, oat-gnawing, woolly-skirt-wearing, loonies, who think torturing a cat is a way of making music… that the best thing to do with Beer is boil it, who always side with our enemies (‘the Auld Alliance’), whose National emblem is the food of Donkeys!
    Selfish so-and-sos!

  327. 327
    Max says:

    When? I thought the opposite was true.

  328. 328
    Jan says:

    Talking of the poor…I see that Tony Bliar the new President of Europe has purchased a £1.3 million property in London for his son. No mortgage either.

  329. 329
    Newsreader says:

    Sir Michael White….
    who passed away today…
    aged 160….

  330. 330
    Dack Blog says:

    I know how he feels.

  331. 331
    rick says:

    I believe Israel was around 80% Arab before the J=ews stole their land and then expelled them from their own country.

  332. 332
    Doc Trough says:

    Times Berlusconi link.

    http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/europe/article6864928.ece

    I nearly lost control of my Jowels!

  333. 333
    Snotty says:

    Dopy Hunt

  334. 334
    Jonathan says:

    The treatment of Jews by Latvians after the German National Socialist invasion in 1941 was despicable, and many who took part were rightly punished after the war. Latvians made up two Waffen SS divisions- the 15th and 19th grenadier divisions- approximately 30,000 men.
    Many Latvians viewed the Germans as liberators after being occupied by the Soviet Union from 1940-41, during which some 290,000 Latvians were killed by military action, execution or during deportation. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_occupation_of_Latvia_in_1940
    Given no say in the matter , many Latvians preferred National Socialism to Soviet Socialism. However, we see from this example that whatever flavour it is, SOCIALISM KILLS.

  335. 335
    Johnny says says:

    Sir Michael Shite did this at the Labour conference too.

  336. 336
    Max says:

    Correct, the PM was always “for”; the President against. This is BBC-non news (call for Mr Fischer, it is the BBC saying any change to your position? Tell them no, why should there be a change I want to ratify ASAP, will do – that’s “news” folks). Remember you need a Czechmate to win the match, not just a Czech.

  337. 337
    THE_FORCE says:

    what at twat

  338. 338
    Great Granddad says:

    The scum of the Red Light, my old father used to call them.

  339. 339
    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    Poor old Mike is having a post Horlicks nap.
    The Beast has actually shared space with the senile old twat.
    It was like having the life sucked out of ones self.
    The pompous ramblings of a deranged lunatic whose every facial tic was crying out for a cup of tea and a biscuit then a nice afternoon watching funeral plan and accident adverts until Countdown is on
    Total fucking wanker

  340. 340
    Great Granddad says:

    Sorry. O/T. I trust that people in England know exactly what Jack Warner means when he says that the English World Cup bid team, need to do more. There are many around the world, too many, who know just what he means.

  341. 341
    Captain Gordon Mainwaring says:

    White, White…… wake up immediately man, and stop shirking. Mayday, mayday. The ship’s sinking. All hands on deck, man the pumps, prepare the lifeboats. Back to your typewriter and the TV studio, man – at the double – and get spouting. This is no exercise, it’s the real thing. Enemy mobiles approaching.

  342. 342
    shelling-out says:

    Don’t hold your breath.

    On second thoughts……..

  343. 343
    Max says:

    Simple boy. Do read more. Or at least try and notice more. I am closer to all this than you can ever imagine. Maybe the ghost of a long departed “Max” with a bullet still in his head could enlighten you at midnight tonight. Pull the covers tight. And it’s not PC to make fun of our accents either. I will tell Harriet.

  344. 344
    Marcus Aurelius says:

    anyone the Private Eye cover with Michael Foot in the wheelchair and the nurse tucking the rug round his legs saying “Just nod, if you want to stay on as leader of the Labour Party”?

  345. 345
    Max says:

    Nice article but your point is? (In context please)

  346. 346
    shelling-out says:

    I like Private Eye.

    We all need a good laugh sometimes.

  347. 347
    Jethro says:

    316 Not really: it can often be the most pernicious way of ‘getting back’ at people, who will, with any luck, fell guilty and haunted about it for the rest of their lives. I’d call it the ultimate selfishness.
    Besides, it enables the great Dr. Heinsk Kiosk to proclaim, “We are all guilty!”

  348. 348
    Jethro says:

    …to many ‘sk’s in that! Heinz Kiosk.

  349. 349
    Jethro says:

    157 JGM2 – aren’t you forgetting the great French Naval Victory over those dastardly people The Greens? Rainbow Alliance, was it?

  350. 350
    Jethro says:

    Body double for Jeremy Bentham

  351. 351
    Jethro says:

    ‘…he’s dreaming of a White Christmas…’

  352. 352
    Susie says:

    A very good friend of mine is a Latvian.

    In the ’80s he was conscripted into the Latvian National Service at 18. Any raw conscript from the soviet satellite states were always the first to be sent to the most dangerous parts of the front line in Afghanistan — rather like British troops are now by NATO. He feigned insanity and spent 3 years locked in a mental asylum rather than be sent ill-equipped and unsuited to fight a Soviet war.

    I notice very few reports of French, German or Italian troops in fire fights with the Taliban or tripping over IEDs — despite the fact that they are our ‘equal’ EU and NATO partners. The EUSSR will ensure that France and Germany will never have equivalents of our Wooton Bassett.

  353. 353
    talamunji says:

    and LordHaw Haw.

  354. 354
    Jethro says:

    231 So sorry to hear that about Emily Maitlis, never realised that she was, how should one put it, one cup short… put all her Melons in one basket… seems, otherwise, to be a thoroughly normal young woman. But an Amazon! There – just shows, you never can tell.

  355. 355
    Jethro says:

    266 – … and there was I thinking he was just a Grauniad hack! Oops, I need to have my Tautology-meter re-calibrated.

  356. 356
    Susie says:

    How does with both my sisters grab you?

  357. 357
    jgm2 says:

    That victory had not escaped me.

    Next summer I shall be visiting Hao island in French Polynesia, site of the French nuclear tests of Rainbow Warrior fame, where I shall be mainly drinking myself blind and taking the piss.

    Encore un rhum….

  358. 358
    jgm2 says:

    That victory had not escaped me.

    Next summer I shall be visiting Hao island in French Polynesia, site of the French nuclear tests of Rainbow Warrior fame, where I shall be mainly dr*nking myself blind and taking the piss.

    Encore un rhum….

  359. 359
    Vote Labour Vote Death says:

    Communism kills; Socialism just cripples. Communism is the ultimate Evil.

  360. 360
    jgm2 says:

    Brilliant mental image for which I thank you.

  361. 361
    jgm2 says:

    29%?

    The tide of morons is swelling.

  362. 362
    Susie says:

    Churchill was a Tory you dim-witted FUCK!

  363. 363
    Susie says:

    I can never understand how this word ‘homophobia’ came about… homo (short form of homosexual) and phobia (greek meaning ‘fear’).

    Put them together and you end up with ‘fear of homosexuals’. Well they’ve never, not once, not ever, frightened me.

  364. 364
    Mongrel says:

    Your smear has been systematically demolished by about 20 different people from a range of political viewpoints, but you just keep repeating it like a demented fucking parrot. It is worth Guido leaving you unmodded, so casual visitors can see how utterly contemptible you Labour apparatchiks are.

  365. 365
    Susie says:

    Not only are you an nerd but you are also a nerd who’s substituted the estimable ‘nell’ for myself.

    This cannot continue. Nerds should get their sources correct as, frankly, that is the only reason they are tolerated on the internets, indeed, what’s the point of a nerd who doesn’t know the raison d’etre of his minority group?

  366. 366
    Susie says:

    Hear hear.

  367. 367
    Susie says:

    That’s so great!

    No hiding place for war criminal scum and when Cammo gets in he’ll have access to any and all the evidence he needs to present before the EU Council of Ministers.

  368. 368
    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    JGM2
    You also know that the Hoon spends hours on the bog reading those fucking pamphlets that sell heated slippers and solar powered garden gnome lighting as he strains his prolapsed anus.

  369. 369
    Allah says:

    She does look like a Hamilton though…

  370. 370
    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    Its free here and you dont have some fucker called Ahmed calling you “Boss”

  371. 371
    Procrustes says:

    Nice to see the party got their briefing sheet out to you early today. As usual it lacks a certain rounded view of the world. Pray tell,where did you get your numbers from for the Jewish dead? No-one knows the number. I note the word ‘estimates’ is missing from your earlier post. This could be misleading but I am sure you did not intend that did you?

  372. 372
    At last! says:

    Thank god that useless tosser has died – hasn’t he?

  373. 373
    Procrustes says:

    Indeed but there are many other sites which provide much more detail (find them yourself.I am not your unpaid researcher.

    PS are you inferring thst the Tories are akin to the Nazis? If so, I could infer that Labour are akin to Soviet Russia. Neither are remotely true and both are equally stupid assertions. You can quote as much information as you like but the base assertion is not worthy of further comment.

  374. 374
    Unsworth says:

    Witness that scumbag, Foulkes.

  375. 375
    Procrustes says:

    Pray tell what is your point? Is Dave raising a Waffen SS division and starting a purge of the jewish population? I think not. Instead of dwelling on the past,let’s have a look at more current events. Who supported Bush’s excesses? Who ignoerd Mugabe? Who invaded a sovereign nation and helped contribute to 600,000 civilian deaths? No need to search too far for the answer.

    Judging by your earlier pronouncements you surely abhor these events too?

  376. 376
    Procrustes says:

    I think you have been sufficiently dismantled. No need for further comment. You are bankrupt of ideas.

  377. 377
    jgm2 says:

    Aye. Slippers with wing mirrors. Suddenly they make sense.

  378. 378
    Bastard Mater says:

    What did happen to Coulsongate?

  379. 379
    Bastard Mater says:

    what about Coulsongate-when will the story break? You said it would.

  380. 380
    Mongrel says:

    Uuurrgh! That is truly revolting. Well done.

  381. 381
    Jon Forest says:

    So it’s all right for Whitey to be a cheerleader for the worst bunch of corrupt losers ever to “govern” this country (see infamy’s post above and you will realise that I use the word govern in the loosest sense) but not to publish a pic of the tosser showing him asleep on the job. He must have been asleep for the past 13 years.

  382. 382
    English Liberation Front says:

    The communist Master Baiter wrote:-

    “The task is to get the rabid right in to a confused frenzy.”

    And there we have it. The admission that the criminal New Labour regime, the rabid left, and its subversive block monitors are more interested in conniving to discomfort their perceived political opponents than:-

    a) Engaging in proper political debate
    b) Governing the country for the benefit of ALL

    If ever a single sentence, thirteen words, should convince you of the moral vacuum, the filthy corruption, the deceit and subterfuge of the criminals who hold power over us and who send out their craven stooges to snoop and dissemble in the blogosphere, that should be it.

    Master Baiter’s fantastic, incredible admission, that he is just a tool for cod-communist traitors and criminals, here to create an effect, to perform a function. That honesty and truth, that proper political debate, that accountability and integrity are dead. Murdered by the criminal Brown who fathered the “culture” of lies, smears and spin.

    A simple thing. Dissembling on a website perceived by the cod-communists to be hostile to their regime. But a microcosm of the kind of evil that so deviously twisted the truth of Katyn, the Gulags, the Killing Fields and everywhere else the bloody red flag and its adherents have persecuted and murdered the innocent.

    Are you ashamed Master Baiter? You should be.

  383. 383
    thick as thieves says:

    shut up you slag.
    you do not backchat top boy atlas.

  384. 384
    Snotty says:

    Why is he “Sir” Michael Shite anyway? Is it because he’s bald, and got a moustache?!

  385. 385
    Tapestry says:

    There was also a British NAZI SS regiment, but history has wiped that from the slate.

  386. 386
    Tapestry says:

    Hague wants an evolutionary approach to the EU, he says, imagining he is being less brutal. He should remember that while revolutions kill hundreds of thousands of individuals, evolution kills hundreds of thousands of species.

  387. 387
    Tapestry says:

    you mean for his wife’s son…..

  388. 388
    Dan Taylor says:

    A little speculative BLOG post on Cameron’s speech tomorrow…have a quick glance

    http://ddtaylor88.wordpress.com/2009/10/07/cameron-the-statesman/

  389. 389
    Dixie Dean says:

    Oi, this is not funny. Last year on hols got held up in traffic in centre of Paris for four hours due to some do for their war heroes. They gave up searching after this but were hoping to find one this year. Expect serious delays!!

  390. 390

    The Major’s new job? I think you just shot yourself in both feet then, old chap…

    Talk about the weakest link?

  391. 391
    alex taylor says:

    is the hoon white charing another fringe event?

  392. 392
    Mess debator says:

    I used to know a Labour Party member just like MB. He had the same stock answers, same glib comments. Same methods of making it clear that he must be right and you must be wrong.

    He had it all, chair of a Labour council, heading towards great things. Until he was found guilty of sexually abusing vulnerable young boys under his care.

    Was that you, MB? If so, it explains why you have such time on your hands, having been forced to resign from the council, and all. Did you serve any jail time? I can’t quite recall, now.

  393. 393

    Well, let’s see… Mandelson and Scotland v Dannatt.

    Hmmm. Tricky one, that, isn’t it?

    I mean, out of those three, who is more suited to be in the House of Lords?

  394. 394
    Delboy Dripper's Blackberry says:

    Your real name is Anthony Beak and leave my missus’ funbumps out of this. What’s with the pseudo-French … you could have used Anton Al Baka or similar?

  395. 395
    Naughty boy says:

    Don’t call me Big Nose.

  396. 396
    UKipper says:

    No. It’s because he used to beon TV in “George & Mildred” and “Man About The House” with Yootha Joyce.

  397. 397
    Carol Ann Duffy says:

    Nice wordplay. Can I borrow this for my Olympics poem?

  398. 398
    Jacqui Schmidtschwein says:

    We are all in this together. Bad.

  399. 399
    the pro from dover says:

    …and all I could see was,
    …the hole in my shoe which,
    ..was letting in wa-aa-ter….

    Sweet dreams, the train has left the platform.

  400. 400
    Anonymous says:

    You really are rather overly sensitive, don’t you think? Or are just a twat with too much time on his hands…

  401. 401
    Anonymous says:

    Wikipedia you say? Well then it must be true…


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George Galloway says of his former Respect candidate the UKIP MEP turned Tory, Amjad Bashir…

“Clearly Bashir does not have any real political principles or commitment, only naked opportunism and self-interest. He represents the revolving door principle in politics. The Tories are welcome to him because he will cause them embarrassment. Fortunately Respect was able to act before he did it to us.”


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