October 7th, 2009

Sir Michael Multi-Tasking


  1. 1
    Master Baiter says:

    The Latvians did have 60,000 or so citizens in the Waffen SS during the second world war.

    Under German occupation, in 1942-43, about 80,000 Latvian Jews were massacred. Latvian extermination squads and police battalions took part in the local holocaust. Several thousand of these killers and war criminals then volunteered for the SS divisions in 1944.

    The director of Riga’s Jewish museum, Margers Vesterhanis has some of the names of the thugs who represented a minority but formed the basis of the SS divisions in 1944. He names several “popular” Latvian SS officers implicated in the slaughters in 1942.

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      genghiz the kahn says:

      and your point is….

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        Laila Rouass says:

        he’s dreaming of me.

        Hope u like my latest picture


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          hello boys says:

          Mickey could never get it up

          • Ivor Biggun says:

            That’s what reading The Grauniad does to you…

          • Master Baiter says:

            Latvian Waffen SS slaughtered Latvian Jews.
            Latvian Fatherland (!) and Freedom Party cherish the Latvian Nazi Waffen SS.
            The Conservitudes took umbrage at Milliband’s denunciation of the the Fatherland (!) and Freedom Party’s association with the Waffen SS. Members of Milliband’s family perished in the Warsaw Ghetto under the Nazi Waffen SS.

            Conservitudes, judge them by the company they keep.

          • The Tories are now aping New Labour and calling themselves ‘modern Conservatives’ – mod cons – which just happens to be an anagram of condoms…..

          • Ivor Biggun says:

            ukipwebmaster, which just happens to be an anagram of:

            we mike up brats

            we puke bra mist

            etc. etc.

          • 13eastie says:

            Wank-stain: do you really want to look to Milliband for a moral steer?

            The Foreign Secretary who ensured safe passage of man convicted of the greatest act of murder ever in the UK, to celebrate with his state sponsors in Tripoli? For an oil deal?

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          Yes, well 4 articles in as many days about her, I’d say you’re more infatuated with her looks than bothered about what anyone said.

          The bad news is, I doubt she’s interested in you, so piss off with your irrelevant postings. Her tits weren’t as good as Mrs. Draper’s.

          • Delboy Dripper's Blackberry says:

            Your real name is Anthony Beak and leave my missus’ funbumps out of this. What’s with the pseudo-French … you could have used Anton Al Baka or similar?

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          daisypoo says:

          Shouldn’t she be in a veil?

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          TROMBONE says:

          do have any bikini shots?

          • Bottle-fed Triplet says:

            Laila Rouass isn’t that Arabic for soft porn?

          • TROMBONE says:

            You’re closer than ever to being taxed £6 per year to keep your phone line. Government plans to tax the UK population to help pay for broadband in rural and poorer areas have moved forwards, in another giant leap for mankind’s cash.

            The BBC reports that Stephen Timms, Minister for Digital Britain, has confirmed that the proposed ‘broadband tax law’ would be pushed through Parliament prior to the next general electio

            You’re closer than ever to being taxed £6 per year to keep your phone line. Government plans to tax the UK population to help pay for broadband in rural and poorer areas have moved forwards, in another giant leap for mankind’s cash.

            The BBC reports that Stephen Timms, Minister for Digital Britain, has confirmed that the proposed ‘broadband tax law’ would be pushed through Parliament prior to the next general election

            stupid Hunts

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          Axe The Telly Tax says:

          I’d like to give her one errr sorry i mean giver her my full support

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          anon says:


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        tat says:

        the new labour war and occupation propagandist point is to try to score points from the genocide of Jewish people in a desperate attempt save gordon brown and david miliband’s necks.
        just when you thought the new labour war party could not sink any further into its pit of shit and scum it sinks another six feet deeper.
        note to new labour war propagandist: do not try to score political points off the holocaust of Jews.
        you fucking lowlife.
        and you know what the worst part is? david miliband is Jewish himself.
        you are fucking scum miliband, abusing your own dead family to score cheap political points.
        fucking hell, what a fucking satanist you are.

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          Master Baiter says:

          Seroxat, calm down, breathe out slowly.
          Now think and reflect.
          That’s right the chuff chuff must be out of puff puff.
          Pull in to a siding get some more coal and build up some proper steam.

          No charge

          • Sir Barrington Minge says:

            MB, you do talk a lot of bollocks, don’t you?

          • Adolph Schicklgruber says:

            suck my cock, fairy boy

          • tat says:

            I am a genius masterbaiter, I am always thinking.
            that is why I am many, many moves ahead of you all the time.
            chuff chuff?
            who the fuck are you, the fat controller?
            not for much longer c’unt.

          • tat says:


          • tat says:

            everyone knows that is you stealing my name MB.
            I think you will be heavily modded from now on, in fact I am sure of it.

          • tat says:


          • Hello Dolly says:

            Shouldnt you be looking after Antons sprog rather than posting on here.

          • albacore says:

            MB, you’ve been plugging Seroxat like billy-ho.
            Get your mum to read you the big words in the fine print on the leaflet before you start popping it like Smarties.
            Or have a good old Google.
            Have a nice day!

          • Procrustes says:

            Nice to see the party got their briefing sheet out to you early today. As usual it lacks a certain rounded view of the world. Pray tell,where did you get your numbers from for the Jewish dead? No-one knows the number. I note the word ‘estimates’ is missing from your earlier post. This could be misleading but I am sure you did not intend that did you?

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        Patriotic says:

        You should know his point is bullshit like it always is.
        Why doesn,t he bugger off and play on the motorway like a good boy.

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      Mongrel says:

      Bit like the French, really.

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      Mongrel says:

      And the Germans were even worse. Nearly all the SS were Germans, so we shouldn’t be in the EU with them should we?
      Or was the war over 60 years ago and is this all irrelevant bollocks?

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      Ctesibius says:

      How many Latvians served with the Soviet occupying forces? Don’t you socialists understand that in a socialist system many people are forced to serve the system with horrifying results. National socialism is a form of socialism.

      I suppose you think it was fine for Jack Jones, piller of the Labour Party and the Trade Union ‘movement’ to be supplying the KGB with information until 1984? Before looking for collaborators with totalitarianism in Latvia, have a look in the Labour Party first.

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        Susie says:

        A very good friend of mine is a Latvian.

        In the ’80s he was conscripted into the Latvian National Service at 18. Any raw conscript from the soviet satellite states were always the first to be sent to the most dangerous parts of the front line in Afghanistan — rather like British troops are now by NATO. He feigned insanity and spent 3 years locked in a mental asylum rather than be sent ill-equipped and unsuited to fight a Soviet war.

        I notice very few reports of French, German or Italian troops in fire fights with the Taliban or tripping over IEDs — despite the fact that they are our ‘equal’ EU and NATO partners. The EUSSR will ensure that France and Germany will never have equivalents of our Wooton Bassett.

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      The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

      80,000 you say?
      Sounds like a good start to me
      *Claps the Latvians*

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        Ivor Biggun says:

        Breast of Clerkenwell, you’re such a tit. Away back to your playgroup and leave politics to grown ups.

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          Ctesibius says:

          So someone who names himself after ‘the man with the biggest plonker in the world, he keeps it in his trousers tightly curked’, etc., calls someone else a ‘tit’?

          • Ctesibius says:

            curked = curled

          • genghiz the kahn says:

            Isn’t that John Thomas Allcock?

          • Ctesibius says:

            It is.

            “He came from outside Whitstable
            He had that certain something
            That the girls find irresit’stible”

            And you may remember the chorus:

            “It’s a yard and half if its an inch,
            And it’s more when it’s unfurled…”

          • genghiz the kahn says:

            you tube Ivor Biggun John Thomas Allcock James Whale Show 1989.

            All the words, and Ivor in living technicolour.

          • Ivor Biggun says:

            I’d rather be named after a man with a huge todger like my own than after a Breast that spouts off like an imbecile tit at every opportunity… must try harder Breast!

            P.S. Nice sock-puppetry there – doesn’t fool anyone though.

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      anon says:

      And your hero Arafats grandfather inspected Bosnian Muslim SS Divisions as an honoured guest of the Third Reich.

      Does it then automatically follow that all Palestinains are secret Jew hating Hitler fetishist nazi’s?

      Do try harder.

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      Sir Reginald Titbrain. says:

      I think you will find the picture is of Michael White, who I believe to be asleep, not dead, Latvian, 88 years old nor a murderer Jews.

      Simple case of mistaken identity, I suppose anybody could make it.

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      Snapper says:

      That Blackberry I-phone thingy that you have been creaming your knicks over takes shite photos Guido.

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      Crpl Pyke says:

      Why don’t we call Nazis – “Germans” these days

      “We fought against the Nazis!” – no we bloody didn’t we fought against Germany – ie Germans

      The Nazis (Germans) were anti-semitic – what changed them!!

      FFS – Get Real Dick Head

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        Dippy ness says:

        How true! Therefore we shouldn’t be in the EU with them. I like that idea. :-)

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          tat says:

          good point.
          many of the countries in europe have recent fascist histories.
          but the point I was making is that new labour are only using the history of latvia and fascism to score political points for themselves in a general election campaign.
          that is so very wicked it is beneath contempt.
          if new labour are so bothered about exposing fascists then why did tony blair support the illegal israeli incursions into Gaza and the war crimes that israel committed.
          not only did they not expose those fascist acts but they were condoned by their leader tony blair.
          no principles, that is new labour’s problem, they have no principles whatsoever.

          • Anonymous says:

            Portugal was not even a democracy until 1974

          • tat says:

            france(occupied by fascists)
            to name but a few of the former fascist countries in europe.
            having defeated hitlers fascism in the second world war if we were to roll over and allow these former fascist states to dictate to us through the EU we would be no better than the french.
            and we are better than the french, we have defeated them on the battle field often enough times to know that.

          • Max says:

            More accurately Vichy France. Don’t let ZNL google that or they will poo their pants.

          • Atlas shrugged says:

            It would be nice, oh so very nice, if you lot found out what FASCISM actually is, before using the word so very much.

            While doing so try finding out what Nazism ACTUALLY is as well. Hear are some clues.

            1. They are most likely not what you think they are, or have been told they are.

            2. Neither started in Germany, and they certainly did not end there.

            3. All countries are Fascist ones to a lesser or greater degree.

            4. All countries have Nazi’s in positions of power. The greatest one currently being the USA, with Russia, The UK, France, Germany, China and Japan not over far behind.

          • thick as thieves says:

            shut up you slag.
            you do not backchat top boy atlas.

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      No referendum Dave says:

      Czechs ‘to back treaty this year’


      Euro Dave can breath a sigh of relief

      • 83
        Moley says:

        This democracy rubbish has to be stamped out firmly.

        The European juggernaut will not allow democracy.


        The Lisbon treaty is not the Constitution but passing it allows the appointment of a President, Foreign Secretary, and the opening of Embassies worldwide.

        We are under the jackboot.

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          Mr Ned says:

          And our replacement in the G8 by A Euro reprsentitive and then on the UN Security Council and on many other global bodies, then future agreements will see our nuclear weapons handed over, because if we refuse, we are outvoted by the other nations thanks to the Lisbon REFORM Treaty.

          We are playing a central and influential role at the heart of the EU by agreeing to give away our influence and fuck off to the sidelines.

          It’s all bollocks init?

      • 130
        Susie says:

        Let’s all go to the Mall and sit in at Buckingham Palace, Balmoral, Windsor Castle, Sandringham or wherever else the Queen is and not go away until she dissolves Parliament.


    • 97
      Rip Van Winkle says:

      The why do we talk to Germany, you fucking clown?

      After all, they were all fucking Nazi’s. wern’t they?

      What a prick you are.

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      Grayling is the weakest Link says:

      Looks like Chris Grayling is on the way out. He was visibly and audibly nervous in his speech this morning. He wants to tax super strength booze beyond the ability of child benefit to cover thus forcing tens of thousands of Jocks to resort to crime. Then he goes on the Telly condemning the Major’s new government job, then he comes back on the Telly having been told it is with the Conservatives saying what a brilliant thing it is after all.

      That’s there strikes Chris. You are OUT, You ARE the weakest link!!!!!

      • 115
        Anonymous says:

        David Davis back into the shadow cabinet then?

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          Bob A Job says:

          Let’s hope so

          • Mr Ned says:


            Even though he refused to have a public debate about civil liberties during his re-election campaign.

            A campaign that was bankrolled by the leading producers of surveillance software.

            A campaign that he promised on his campaign website that would start on the day he was re-elected. And that was one of the last updates to that site. It has done nothing since…

            So, That David Davis you mean?

      • 390

        The Major’s new job? I think you just shot yourself in both feet then, old chap…

        Talk about the weakest link?

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      Auntie Flo' says:

      Country/Ethnicity – Estimated volunteers – Name of Waffen-SS Units

      Albanian 3,000 -21st SS Division

      Belgian: Flemish 23,000 -5th SS Div., 27th SS Div.

      Belgium: Walloon 15,000 -5th SS Div., 28th SS Div.

      British Commonwealth (English) 50 -The British Freikorps

      Bulgaria 1,000 in the Bulgarisches Reg.

      Croatia (incs Bosnian Muslims) 30,000 7th SS Div, 13th SS Hanshar Div.23rd SS Div.

      Denmark 10,000 in Freikorps Danemark, 11th SS Div.

      India 3,500 in the Volunteer Legion

      Estonia 20,000 in the 20th SS Div.

      Finland 1,000 in a Volunteer Battalion.

      Hungarians 15,000 in the 25th SS Div., 26th SS Div. 33rd SS Div.

      Latvia 39,000 in the 15th SS Div., 19th SS Div.

      Netherlands 50,000 in the 23rd SS Div., 34th SS Div.

      Norway 6,000 in the 5th SS Div., 6th SS Div.11th SS Div., .

      France 8,000 33rd SS Div.

      Italy 20,000

      Poland/Ukraine 25,000 14th SS Div.

      Russian (Belorussia) 12,000 29th SS Div., 30th SS Div.

      Russian (Cossack) 40,000 XV SS Kosaken-Kavallerie-Korps

      Russian (Turkic) 8,000 Ostürkische SS, Tatarishe SS

      Rumania 3,000 Waffen-Grenadierregiment der SS (rumänisches 1)

      Serbia 15,000 Volunteer Corps

      Spain 1,000 Spanische-Freiwilligen-Kompanie der SS 101

      Sweden, Switzerland & Luxemburg 3,000 5th SS Div., 11th SS Div.

      Brown and zanulabour are presumably having nothing to do with any of these henceforward???

    • 143
      Sir William Waad says:

      As usual it’s a bit more complicated than the likes of David Miliband or MB could comprehend.

      The main Latvian party that is in alliance with the Tories in the EU party is not implicated. Its leader belonged to one of the parties that is now ‘far right’ when he was in his teens, before the party became extremist and left before it became so.

      The other party is presented by a single MEP called Zile. This party does take part in ‘commemorations of Latvian resistance’ against the Soviet Union, which invaded the country in 1939 and again in 1944. Many Latvians fought the Soviets, who also murdered huge numbers of Latvians. Some of these joined the German Army and even the SS. Some were vile anti-Semites and some were patriots trying to fight off the Russians. Many of them died and naturally many modern Latvians want to commemorate this.

      We should be glad we were not put to such a test; I’ll just point out that the Left in the UK opposed the war agaisnt the Nazis from 1939 to 1941 because the Soviet Union was then Germany’s ally!

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        English Liberation Front says:

        Master Baiter once again distorts history for his communist paymasters and peddles propaganda in multiple posts. In addition to the volunteers, only ever about 15-20%, Himmler introduced compulsory military service by conscription for all Latvian males in the Waffen SS.

        Latvian men were given a choice between “volunteering” for SS Waffen legions, serving in the German army as “auxiliaries” (laborers behind the front lines), or being sent to a slave labor camp in Germany. Those who tried to avoid one of those options were arrested and sent to concentration camps.

        With Nazi Germany losing the war, conscription was extended to larger and larger numbers of Latvians. The first conscription, in 1943, applied to all Latvian men born from 1919 to 1924. The subsequent conscriptions extended to Latvians born between 1906 and 1928.

        These are the men commemorated by the Latvians. They were as much victims of the Second World War as anyone else.

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          Master Baiter says:

          Take it up with the museum guy.
          The director of Riga’s Jewish museum, Margers Vesterhanis has some of the names of the thugs who represented a minority but formed the basis of the SS divisions in 1944.

          More ethnic Latvians were conscripted in to the Soviet army.
          Should their genocidal activities be praised?
          Should the Conservitudes make an alliance in the European Parliament with those who praised the genocidal activites of former Soviet army Latvians?

          How about, no?
          If no, the same applies to the former Latvian Waffen SS who slaughtered Jews.

          • Patriotic says:

            Go and play on the motorway you smug turd.

          • Loftus Road says:

            You are just a prick Baiter. I’ve been on and off this site for a while now and all I see are you trotting out the Nu-Labour issue of the week like a dumb little party worker. The writing is on the wall but you are too stupid to see it – no one wants Labour or their cronies. You are actually doing a good job of making people vote Tory. Prick.

          • Master Baiter says:

            Thanks for the feedback.

            The task is to get the rabid right in to a confused frenzy.

            Of course the comment is not the jackpot that Ned provided but it all adds up.

          • English Liberation Front says:

            The communist Master Baiter wrote:-

            “The task is to get the rabid right in to a confused frenzy.”

            And there we have it. The admission that the criminal New Labour regime, the rabid left, and its subversive block monitors are more interested in conniving to discomfort their perceived political opponents than:-

            a) Engaging in proper political debate
            b) Governing the country for the benefit of ALL

            If ever a single sentence, thirteen words, should convince you of the moral vacuum, the filthy corruption, the deceit and subterfuge of the criminals who hold power over us and who send out their craven stooges to snoop and dissemble in the blogosphere, that should be it.

            Master Baiter’s fantastic, incredible admission, that he is just a tool for cod-communist traitors and criminals, here to create an effect, to perform a function. That honesty and truth, that proper political debate, that accountability and integrity are dead. Murdered by the criminal Brown who fathered the “culture” of lies, smears and spin.

            A simple thing. Dissembling on a website perceived by the cod-communists to be hostile to their regime. But a microcosm of the kind of evil that so deviously twisted the truth of Katyn, the Gulags, the Killing Fields and everywhere else the bloody red flag and its adherents have persecuted and murdered the innocent.

            Are you ashamed Master Baiter? You should be.

        • 304
          Max says:

          Correct ELF and I would add that enforced service into the Waffen SS was not limited to the Latvians but was a feature of the “options” for the young men of any captured state, including for example the Ukraine.

          For those eastern block countries such as Latvia and Ukraine it was the jackboot of Stalin or the jackboot of Hitler. The Germans promised them a degree of independence under Germany’s wing (a la Vichy France) and an end to the soviet repression of their countries.

          In for example the Ukraine (a people that hated the Russians) it was either a labour camp (and certain death) or the Waffen SS (and possible death) or a flight into the hills to attempt a guerrilla war against both the Russians and the Germans at the same time (a fruitless death).

          War and history are more complicated than can be done justice by cheap, short term domestic political point scoring. As can be seen with Afghanistan and Iraq; another mess by ZNL’s kids that will need clearing up.

          • Master Baiter says:

            There is a hole in that bucket

            It’s the ever so leaky
            “Only obeying orders guv” defence, it doesn’t hold water.

            Who conscripted the Conservitudes to support the Latvian murderers?

            But perhaps it would be best to take is up with the Riga Jewish museum director, no?
            He has ze names.

          • Max says:

            Simple boy. Do read more. Or at least try and notice more. I am closer to all this than you can ever imagine. Maybe the ghost of a long departed “Max” with a bullet still in his head could enlighten you at midnight tonight. Pull the covers tight. And it’s not PC to make fun of our accents either. I will tell Harriet.

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      resurgemus says:

      why is it relevant that they are jews?

      how many Latvians did Stalin kill ?

      why is Labour sitting in EU parliament with his successors ?

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      Church Mouse says:

      I refer you to two magnus opi of the H*l*caust debate: “The Myth of the 20th Century” by Alfred Rosenberg and “The H*l*caust Industry” by some other Jewish bloke whose name I can’t off-hand recall. For once, two honest Jewish historians. And a tiny minority of same, regrettably.

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      Mr Ned says:

      masterbaiter wrote:

      “Latvian extermination squads and police battalions took part in the local holocaust. Several thousand of these killers and war criminals then volunteered for the SS divisions in 1944.”

      Well, they certainly did volunteer in the sense that if they refused, then they would be killed. They were under Nazi occupation you dumb FUCK!

      trying to score cheap “anti-semitic” points where NONE exist, that is fucking low.

      Why? well, this is another example of crying wolf. Use the “anti-semite” term too often and no-one will listen anymore. Then when REAL anti-semitism rears its ugly head again, no one will listen and it will be the Jews that suffer again AND millions of our fathers, grand fathers and great grand fathers died to defend their homelands and to release the jews from the deathly grip of Nazi genocide.

      The fact that you would blatantly lie over something so fundemental just to score cheap points shows you to be the rectal faced shit-twat without a brain that I always thought you were.

      But no, you are even worse, you are not a mere troll, those can easily be spotted and ignored so that they do no real harm. You are demeaning and cheapening the fucking HOLOCAUST for cheap party political point scoring, and LYING YOUR ASS OFF to do so!



      IF guido has any sense he will ban you forever.

      • 283
        rick says:

        Strong words, Mr Ned, but hard to refute.

      • 287
        Master Baiter says:

        Thank you, every bile soaked response brings extra points.
        The points are multiplied depending on the respondent’s dimness, in this case the multiple is large since the dimness is so profound.

        The Latvian Waffen SS not anti semite, hahahahahahaha!

        • 298
          Patriotic says:

          Treacherous bastard.

        • 307
          Mr Ned says:

          Dimness is in YOUR post you twat.

          “The Latvian Waffen SS not anti semite, hahahahahahaha!”

          I never claimed the Latvian Wafen SS were NOT Anti-semite. I AM claiming that YOU are falsely using the spectre of Anti-Semitic arguments.


          • Mr Ned says:

            That was aimed @ 288 BTW, not 297

          • Mogadon says:

            Don’t know why anyone’s surprised that the Tories are working with fascists.

            That’s what they’ve always done.

          • Susie says:

            Churchill was a Tory you dim-witted FUCK!

          • Mongrel says:

            Your smear has been systematically demolished by about 20 different people from a range of political viewpoints, but you just keep repeating it like a demented fucking parrot. It is worth Guido leaving you unmodded, so casual visitors can see how utterly contemptible you Labour apparatchiks are.

          • Mess debator says:

            I used to know a Labour Party member just like MB. He had the same stock answers, same glib comments. Same methods of making it clear that he must be right and you must be wrong.

            He had it all, chair of a Labour council, heading towards great things. Until he was found guilty of sexually abusing vulnerable young boys under his care.

            Was that you, MB? If so, it explains why you have such time on your hands, having been forced to resign from the council, and all. Did you serve any jail time? I can’t quite recall, now.

        • 375
          Procrustes says:

          Pray tell what is your point? Is Dave raising a Waffen SS division and starting a purge of the jewish population? I think not. Instead of dwelling on the past,let’s have a look at more current events. Who supported Bush’s excesses? Who ignoerd Mugabe? Who invaded a sovereign nation and helped contribute to 600,000 civilian deaths? No need to search too far for the answer.

          Judging by your earlier pronouncements you surely abhor these events too?

        • 385
          Tapestry says:

          There was also a British NAZI SS regiment, but history has wiped that from the slate.

    • 334
      Jonathan says:

      The treatment of Jews by Latvians after the German National Socialist invasion in 1941 was despicable, and many who took part were rightly punished after the war. Latvians made up two Waffen SS divisions- the 15th and 19th grenadier divisions- approximately 30,000 men.
      Many Latvians viewed the Germans as liberators after being occupied by the Soviet Union from 1940-41, during which some 290,000 Latvians were killed by military action, execution or during deportation. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_occupation_of_Latvia_in_1940
      Given no say in the matter , many Latvians preferred National Socialism to Soviet Socialism. However, we see from this example that whatever flavour it is, SOCIALISM KILLS.

      • 359
        Vote Labour Vote Death says:

        Communism kills; Socialism just cripples. Communism is the ultimate Evil.

        • 386
          Tapestry says:

          Hague wants an evolutionary approach to the EU, he says, imagining he is being less brutal. He should remember that while revolutions kill hundreds of thousands of individuals, evolution kills hundreds of thousands of species.

    • 337
      THE_FORCE says:

      what at twat

  2. 2
    Infamy, they've all got it in for me says:


    ‘ £22,500 of debt for every child born in Britain
    - 111 tax rises from a government that promised no tax rises at all
    - The longest national tax code in the world
    - 100,000 million pounds drained from British pension funds
    - Gun crime up by 57%
    - Violent crime up 70%
    - The highest proportion of children living in workless households anywhere in Europe
    - The number of pensioners living in poverty up by 100,000
    - The lowest level of social mobility in the developed world
    - The only G7 country with no growth this year
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    - Tax rises for working people set for after the election
    - The 10p tax rate abolished
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    - Profitable post offices closed against their will
    - One of the highest rates of family breakdown in Europe
    - The ‘Golden Rule’ on borrowing abandoned when it didn’t fit
    - Police inspectors in 10,Downing Street
    - Dossiers that were dodgy
    - Mandelson resigning the first time
    - Mandelson resigning the second time
    - Mandelson coming back for a third time
    - Bad news buried
    - Personal details lost
    - An election bottled
    - A referendum denied

    • 7

      And that’s just Liebour’s good points…

    • 53
      Mandlesonisalyingtwat says:

      And a growing gap between rich and poor.

    • 88
      Gordon Trott says:

      But I can do even more

    • 92
      TheCourtOfPublicOpinion says:

      Hey don’t try to rewrite history – Mandy was sacked twice in disgrace. He bobbed back up again like the unflushable t*urd he is, and now only has to hang on till his old chum Bliar swings his EU gravytrain number then he can ditch Bruin and wallow in the great cesspit of Brussels for ever more.

    • 102
      McGroom says:

      The ONS have just released that UK company profitability has declined to 11.6% which is a 19% drop from margins of 14.3% a year ago. So much for Gordon helping out business.

      Also from the ONS figures, public sector earnings have risen 3% in the last year and 43% since 2000 whereas private earnings are up 1.4% over the past year and 38% since 2000.

      Public sector employees have done better than anyone else in the good times, so they should be grateful for what they have received and stop bleating and accept the consequences of Gordon’s overspending.

      The public sector is too big to be supported by private sector earnings. We have to stop paying for unnecessary b0llocks like £53k pa for a Diversity and Citizen Focus Advisor and £42k for a Personalisation Manager (see jobs guardian).

    • 114
      streamfisher says:

      Wasting your time mate, BBC says Gordon is doing the right thing…. moral compass. Half-wits dim-wits and fuck-wits told what to do by a clique, that’s the cabinet that’s running this Country. Running this country into the ground.

    • 169
      Anonymous says:

      Yes! But! They did legalise hard core porn so they can’t be all bad……….

    • 189
      These go up to eleven! says:

      Apart from all that, what have the Romans ever done for us?

      • 326
        Jethro says:

        189 – Exactly! They build a d**n great wall to keep us safe from invasion, and then? – push off to defend themselves against a few Huns, Vizigoths, Ostrogoths, and other assorted tribesmen, leaving us to be invaded by swarms of Picts, Scots, oat-gnawing, woolly-skirt-wearing, loonies, who think torturing a cat is a way of making music… that the best thing to do with Beer is boil it, who always side with our enemies (‘the Auld Alliance’), whose National emblem is the food of Donkeys!
        Selfish so-and-sos!

  3. 5
    Anonymous says:

    What the fuck is wrong with a power nap ?

    Cheap shot @Gordy Fawkes..

  4. 6
    FrankFisher says:

    Woudl you call this a feud or a vendetta?

  5. 8

    Oh, don’t keep picking on him! We all know he’s useless, but he’s an old guy. This is so cruel.

    • 226
      Vimeiro says:

      ..but he’s not a cripple. It’s fair game…

      • 234
        Anonymous says:

        no its not he’s part of the fucking problem. This is just what should happen the piss taken out of him whenever possible.
        He’s a twat and I don’t give a shit how old he is only to say he’s an old twat.

  6. 11
    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    Look at that fucking tramp, holes in both of his shoes
    I know that times are hard at the Guardian but cant the Hoon borrow a few quid off Polly?

  7. 16
    It's all Balls says:

    Have some sympathy Guido – it’s bloody hard work finding positive things to write about Gordon and his obsequious cabinet

  8. 18
    McGroom says:

    Has he died

    or was he just told the circulation figures

  9. 22
    NewsLion says:

    Pissed old homeless man tries to grab some sleep in between being moved on


  10. 33
    righty right wing (mrs) says:

    Narcolepsy is a stress induced sleep disorder.

    It can be triggered by a traumatic event, or an impending traumatic event.

    Camerons impending decision to stop all Public Sector advertising in the Grauniad would be my guess for Sir Mikails regular narcoleptic episodes.

    Poor thing. The resolution is not so good but via Photoshop I can just make out some dribble….

  11. 40

    Absolutely disgraceful and disrespectful treatment of a fine old gentleman of the press whether you agree with him or not – only SCUM would take advantage.

  12. 44
    The big D says:

    100 per cent record for the last two conferences, asleep at both.

    Maybe he is pioneering the Rip Van Winkle method. Sleep until it is all over.

    Alternatively the Labour “auto phrase” TM software is working on his next copy in the background.

  13. 52
    Arthur B'rain says:

    …………… Bless !!!

  14. 54
    Nanny State says:

    This is what happens when you d rink too much boys and girls!

    You become even more useless than you were b4

  15. 56
    Archie Bunker says:

    Dawgs awf the cawfee table!

  16. 60
    Town Hall Apparatchik says:

    He must be one of ours – he’s got a clip board.


  17. 62

    Hey – I am off *GOODBYE*

  18. 63
    Engineer says:

    When I was a nipper my dentist was the spitting image of Michael White. Patronising bastard – used to pat me on the shoulder and say “We’ll soon have you sorted, little man” when I was about 12. I’ve hated dentists ever since. I hate Michael White for looking like my dentist. And for writing drivel.

    • 266
      Steve Expat says:

      Very laudible of you to have a convoluted reason for disliking Mr White. The rest of us just think he’s a complete cu­n­t.

  19. 64
    MisterE says:

    Why oh why oh why didn’t someone draw a cock on his bald head??

  20. 71

    I often feel like that! :)

    • 215
      Charriet Race Bin HER soon says:

      yes, but I think Grayling’s gaffe was intentional – look at all the airtime it has garnered.

      btw how is your petition going?

  21. 77
    Anonymous says:

    Shush!!! Let him sleep on, FFS!

  22. 82
    Anonymous says:

    I bet he’s dream of giving Guido his 9″ red hot poker.

  23. 84
    SO17 says:

    A photo of an old man who can’t keep up.
    Very soon the baby boom liberal elite will be dead thank fuck.
    The majority of post 60s people are not deluded twats and haven’t fallen for the lies and bile taught at school, in fact they will rebel against this Liberal establishment.

    • 138
      And so the Labour Party died in the chair in a corner of a ruined country says:

      A photo of the death throes of the labour criminal party,not even sleep walking,more like sleeping as this moron does – exhausted,spent,ruined,dried up,shattered,torn apart and utterly comatose.

  24. 86
    Engineer says:

    He even dozes leaning to the left.

    • 119
      Steve Expat says:

      lol – he leans to the left even when he’s sleeping!

      I bet he won’t do that again when Guido’s about!

      o/t, BBC reporting that Cameron has approached Gen. Dannatt about a role with the Tories. Good on DC, people like the General are exactly what government needs.

      • 140
        Engineer says:

        That was reported briefly on WATO.

        General Dannatt made it very clear that decisions about the Afghan conflict are taken in No.10, and Bob Ainsworth (“an honourable man” in Dannatt’s words) is just the gofer.

        Apparently General Dannatt may be offered an immediate peerage, then if the Tories win the next GE, he may have a junior ministerial role as a progress-chaser for the Afghan conflict; using his military and government contacts to ensure that the forces had what they needed in theatre.

        Sort of Conservative ‘GOAT’, as it where.

        Gordoom must be livid. :-)

        • 179
          Private Bob says:

          OK, so I take my orders from Field Marshal of the Fleet Brown, so what? ‘owever, a military organisation cannot function efficiently without proper deference to the command structure, so I’m ‘appy to obey my superiors.

      • 152
        Engineer says:

        Here’s the link to the BBC version of the story;


  25. 87
    Mrs W says:

    The next shot show’s him falling off his chair – waking up on impact – and simultaneously shouting ‘don’t do Alistair – Brown aint’ worfit!!.

  26. 89
    Master Baiter says:

    The Board of Deputies of British Jews last night wrote to the Conservitudes raising new questions about their allies in Poland and Latvia.

    • 99
      tat says:

      is this the same board who invited the former israeli defence minister to this country but he couldn’t come because he was too frightened of being arrested for committing war crimes?

    • 100
      The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

      Poland still has a few camps ready to be reused

    • 106
      JMT says:

      The Germans are in the EU, do we need to leave that grouping as well for the same reasons?

    • 111
      SO17 says:

      Storm in a left wing tea cup. The majority don’t care about Homophobia and don’t care about what the Jews think either.
      If there was anything homophobic about the Conservatives choice of EU partners it would gain them more votes from the Majority than it would lose them from a single issue pressure group anyway.
      It may even persuade labour voting Muslims to change who they vote for as well.
      See you left wingers can’t keep everbody happy however much you try to fit a quart into a pint pot.

      • 134
        Anonymous says:

        If I was jewish would I buy german cars or kitchen appliances? Forgiveness or something is prevailing it seems.

      • 172
        Tin Cunliffe-Arsely says:

        The majority would also be happy if the police lie convincingly to them when they lock up people who sort of look guilty or beat people to death.

        Just like the good old days.

      • 363
        Susie says:

        I can never understand how this word ‘homophobia’ came about… homo (short form of homosexual) and phobia (greek meaning ‘fear’).

        Put them together and you end up with ‘fear of homosexuals’. Well they’ve never, not once, not ever, frightened me.

    • 123
      err, no says:

      So what?

  27. 91
    Cynic says:

    the Guardian has that effect on me too

  28. 93
    Gordon Trott says:

    Looks like he’s having a nifty fifty.
    Well it is Wednesday afternoon.

  29. 96
    Anonymous says:

    Czechs to ratify Lisbon Constitution.
    Over to Dave who is asleep but whom we want to hear some comment. NOW!

    • 108
      insert-coin-here says:

      Dont rock the boat…political career paths come before the democratic principal.

      We live in a post democratic age now…did you not get the memo pleb?

    • 163
      Engineer says:

      BBC reports on Radio 4 at 16:00 that the Czech Prime Minister “expects the Treaty to be ratified by the end of the year”.

      So no real change to the existing position, then.

      • 188
        McSnot says:

        Oooooh. I love the Czechs. I’m safe until they ratify, and by then it will be too late to dump me.

      • 336
        Max says:

        Correct, the PM was always “for”; the President against. This is BBC-non news (call for Mr Fischer, it is the BBC saying any change to your position? Tell them no, why should there be a change I want to ratify ASAP, will do – that’s “news” folks). Remember you need a Czechmate to win the match, not just a Czech.

  30. 101
    Anonymous says:

    Phew that’s a relief. nothing like a nap after a good

  31. 126
    QE11 says:

    “Arise ‘Sir Michael”

  32. 131
    Master Baiter says:


    Go on dimwits!

    Go and spout some petrol.

    Conservitudes – Latvia – War Crimes

    • 135
      SO17 says:

      Who gives a fuck

      • 146
        SO17 says:

        Muslims just Lurve Jews and Homosexuals.
        Can we expect Labour to cut ties with its Muslim voting bloc?
        Thought not.

    • 144
      err, no says:

      New Labour – Iraq – War Crimes

      Funny how 50 year old allegations turn you on, where as recent history involving your own fascist party conjurs not a whisper from you.

      • 150
        tat says:

        displacement propaganda from new labour war criminals innit.

        • 167
          jgm2 says:


          Don’t look at our insane Iraq war. Look at a couple of old blokes in Latvia.

          Next they’ll be going after the Tories over the Boer War or something.

          • tat says:

            fucking hell, don’t start masterbaiter off on a fucking boer concentration camp gig for fucks sake.

      • 153
        SO17 says:

        Left wing Mantra:
        ‘The enemy of my friend is my friend’
        How else can one explain anti facists standing shoulder to shoulder with Homophobic,sexist anti semites in the recent protests in Birmingham.

      • 165
        jgm2 says:

        Then of course there are all the old communists in the present Labour Party cabinet. Folk who joined a party (and in some cases – Jack Jones et al) provided information to the Russians. Communism, a religious cult every bit as murderous as the religion of peace.

        And then to drive home the message they all sing ‘The Red Flag’ at the end of the conference.

        And they presume to call the Latvians murderers?


    • 151
      peter the serb says:

      New Labour – War Crimes – Serbia

      • 193
        BillyBob says:

        Spot on….. and a new apartheid system backed by Bliar is still to be seen in Kosovo. All to make Bliar look like a great world statesman??

    • 155
      anon says:

      was gordon your mate chancellor when new labour supported israeli war crimes in gaza?

      new labour are modern day war criminals – and you are an apologist for war criminals master baiter

      • 159
        Master Baiter says:

        No, just anti fascist.

        Ask pizza boy Guidiot the Oaf who is the apologist for Zionism and the apartheid Israeli state.

        • 170
          Anonymous says:

          2skins good 4skins bad

        • 181
          Hello Dolly says:

          Racist twat.

        • 190
          SO17 says:

          How do you square the round hole concerning Islam and its attitude to women, Homosexuals and Jews MB?

          • Master Baiter says:

            I just post what I am told to.I am too thick to actually understand it.

          • SO17 says:

            For ‘Anti facist’ see ‘fair weather friend’
            In the inevitable event that the wants of the Muslim majority outweigh the needs of the Homosexual minority where will the Anti facists be MB?
            The so called Anti facists have already pegged their flag to the mast in Birmingham so I guess we can now say you as a an Anti Facist are a Homophobe.

          • Master Baiter says:


          • resurgemus says:

            so the Latvians can’t enjoy diversity

        • 203
          resurgemus says:

          but wasn’t Israel set up under a Labour Government in 1948 ?

          with some very pro Israel MPs because the ruling Israeli party was also called Labour ?

        • 261
          tat says:

          you are a new labour war and occupation party member masterbaiter.
          you are a fascist as are the zionists as were the nazis.
          that is what you are masterbaiter.
          you will have to live with it. or you do us all a favour and top yourself.
          go for it!

    • 205
      Baiters Master says:

      What about your hero Stalin?.How many million deaths was he responsible for.

    • 376
      Procrustes says:

      I think you have been sufficiently dismantled. No need for further comment. You are bankrupt of ideas.

  33. 132
    Guido's Speedos says:

    A hole in BOTH soles! Down at heel too,maybe?

  34. 139
    Susie says:

    The best news I’ve had all week.

    Dismissed Baby P chief ‘suicidal’

    She didn’t look too suicidal or ‘financially ruined’ the week after Peter Connolly’s death at her taxpayer-subsidized jolly at Ascot, did she?

    Just do it Sharon — don’t fear the Reaper.

  35. 141
    And the evidence keeps on accumulating says:

    O/T another from Brown’s Broken Britain;

    Two benefits scum fraudsters – they have to pay back at rate of 85 per day what they have stolen from you and I – hang the judge,execute the fraudsters – she looks like she is 95 years old anyway and he looks like a good target for our troops to practice with.

    • 160
      Geordie Boy says:

      No chance. They’re quintessential Labour voters – and their votes are precious at the moment.

  36. 147
    • 154
      anon says:


      nice tan ken – cuba or venezuala?

      which dictatorship did you visit to get that tan?

  37. 157
    jgm2 says:


    Finally. After 200 years. A French naval victory:


    Even as we speak stone masons are chipping away on the Arc de Triomphe.

    • 168
      charlie the chancer says:

      Instead of keel hauling them,they will be given a lift to Calais to join their mates.

      • 180
        jgm2 says:

        Surely this is what the navies of the world have been waiting for. An act of naked aggression like this in international waters.

        They should have sailed into Mogadishu with them all hanging from the antennaes.

        • 185
          jgm2 says:

          A fucking daisy chain of pirates. Instead they settle for tossing their weapons overboard and ‘capturing’ them.

          • Hugh Janus says:

            A pity the cheese-eating surrender monkeys didn’t blow the whole lot out of the water. That would send a very clear message to all aspiring pirates.

          • I’d like a sub out there with a deck gun. Surface destroy pirates, sink, no comment.

            Rinse and repeat till pirates wonder why no-ones coming back from the sea.

    • 176
      Engineer says:

      You have to have sympathy for those pirates. Undergoing torture by having matelots breathing garlic fumes at them from close quarters.

    • 183
      resurgemus says:


      pirates captured ship, french offered them citizenship, legion d’honneur and a camping site opposite Dover for their relatives if the pirates let them go.

    • 349
      Jethro says:

      157 JGM2 – aren’t you forgetting the great French Naval Victory over those dastardly people The Greens? Rainbow Alliance, was it?

      • 357
        jgm2 says:

        That victory had not escaped me.

        Next summer I shall be visiting Hao island in French Polynesia, site of the French nuclear tests of Rainbow Warrior fame, where I shall be mainly drinking myself blind and taking the piss.

        Encore un rhum….

      • 358
        jgm2 says:

        That victory had not escaped me.

        Next summer I shall be visiting Hao island in French Polynesia, site of the French nuclear tests of Rainbow Warrior fame, where I shall be mainly dr*nking myself blind and taking the piss.

        Encore un rhum….

        • 389
          Dixie Dean says:

          Oi, this is not funny. Last year on hols got held up in traffic in centre of Paris for four hours due to some do for their war heroes. They gave up searching after this but were hoping to find one this year. Expect serious delays!!

  38. 162
    Great Granddad says:

    What’s all this “old man” business? He looks in the midst of life to me. And he has got nice matching shoes on.

    • 166
      Inspector Cyril Blake says:

      better shoes than mine too, I should have nicked them whilst I had the chance…

  39. 175
    Anonymous says:

    Leading labour supporting corpse on display before the election

  40. 177
    Anonymous says:

    He’s dreaming about a referendum.

  41. 184
    boing says:

    ……….and so it seems the next general election has begun.

    No interesting policies, just fix it and see answers.

    No talent coming forward, just party wonks.

    No resolution to the debt crisis, just platitudes and hitting the poor.

    Smears R Us in action everywhere.

    So much for democracy.

    So much for the UK

    Gone for good

  42. 186
    Boycott the ПРАВДА licence fee says:

    Jeezus! What a useless pile of shit that ‘man’ is! Fucking words fail me….

  43. 191
    Master Baiter says:

    If you dont all behave and agree with me I will have to bring out some more of my cunning identities with names that sound a bit like Guido Fawkes but never quite get there.

  44. 195
    FrankFisher says:

    Who’s that old bloke in Stan Laurel’s shoes?

  45. 197
    English Liberation Front says:

    Lyrics of “The Red Flag” sung by LABOUR:-

    The people’s flag is deepest red,
    It shrouded oft our martyred dead,
    And ere their limbs grew stiff and cold,
    Their hearts’ blood dyed its ev’ry fold.

    Then raise the scarlet standard high.
    Within its shade we’ll live and die,
    Though cowards flinch and traitors sneer,
    We’ll keep the red flag flying here.

    Look ’round, the Frenchman loves its blaze,
    The sturdy German chants its praise,
    In Moscow’s vaults its hymns are sung
    Chicago swells the surging throng.

    Then raise the scarlet standard high.
    Within its shade we’ll live and die,
    Though cowards flinch and traitors sneer,
    We’ll keep the red flag flying here.

    It waved above our infant might,
    When all ahead seemed dark as night;
    It witnessed many a deed and vow,
    We must not change its colour now.

    Then raise the scarlet standard high.
    Within its shade we’ll live and die,
    Though cowards flinch and traitors sneer,
    We’ll keep the red flag flying here.

    It well recalls the triumphs past,
    It gives the hope of peace at last;
    The banner bright, the symbol plain,
    Of human right and human gain.

    Then raise the scarlet standard high.
    Within its shade we’ll live and die,
    Though cowards flinch and traitors sneer,
    We’ll keep the red flag flying here.

    It suits today the weak and base,
    Whose minds are fixed on pelf and place
    To cringe before the rich man’s frown,
    And haul the sacred emblem down.

    Then raise the scarlet standard high.
    Within its shade we’ll live and die,
    Though cowards flinch and traitors sneer,
    We’ll keep the red flag flying here.

    With heads uncovered swear we all
    To bear it onward till we fall;
    Come dungeons dark or gallows grim,
    This song shall be our parting hymn.

    Then raise the scarlet standard high.
    Within its shade we’ll live and die,
    Though cowards flinch and traitors sneer,
    We’ll keep the red flag flying here.

    On 21 May 1920 Independant Labour Party Chairman Richard Wallhead and National Council member Clifford Allen asked The Executive Committee of the Communist International (ECCI) for its positions on such matters as demands for rigid adherence to its programme, applicability of the dictatorship of the proletariat and the Soviet system to Great Britain, and its view on the necessity of armed force as a universal principle.

    The reply of the fledgling Comintern in July 1920 was unequivocal. The presence of communists inside the organisation was acknowledged, and their membership in a new Communist Party welcomed.

    ECCI made an appeal directly to “the communists of the Independent Labour Party,” urging them to unite with communist members of the British Socalist Party, the Socialist Labor Party, and radical (now called extremist) groups in Wales and Scotland. “The emancipation of the British working class and of the working class of the whole world depends upon the Communist elements of England forming a single Communist Party,” ECCI declared.

    More communist skeletons in Labour’s blood-drenched closet will be released in due course.

  46. 199
    Derek Draper says:

    Big Issue get your Big Issue.

  47. 202
    Sir William Waad says:

    The white tie with a blue shirt is a bit 80s.

    • 214
      resurgemus says:

      Oh earlier than that Sir William

      The Irish Fascist Party were known as the Blue Shirts, clearly Sir is obviously celebrating the recent referendum and Ireland’s accession to the Corporatist Order.

  48. 207
    Right Bastard says:

    What’s he doing with his right hand?

  49. 211
    One flew over the No 10 bunker says:

    was that because he had too much Champagne?

    O/T and apologies if already posted. Nokias will be destoyed in their hundreds tonight no doubt.

    “David Cameron is to unveil ex-army chief General Sir Richard Dannatt as the latest recruit to his team on Thursday”


  50. 213
    Lizzie says:

    Proof the man is in “cloud cuckooland”.

  51. 216
    Master Baiter says:

    Latvian nazis bad.

    Stalin good.

    Muslim good.

    Israeli bad.

  52. 230
    Oh Fuck!!!! Chris Grayling says:

    Emily Maitlis an Amazonian among women brings down Chris Grayling, a mouse among men.

    Grayling’s gaffe: From ‘gimmick’ to ‘great news’

    • 249
      Waugh is Correct says:

      Paul Waugh writes that Dannat has blundered. I agree. That is exactly what I thought when I heard the news that the soldier had become political. Gordon’s mob will now put the boot in an no one can criticise them for it. Dannat has lost the moral High Ground.

      Grayling blunder – not as big as Dannatt’s?
      Chris Grayling’s Thick of It moment has given the Austerity Conference the bit of fun and sunlight it desperately needed…though not necessarily in the way CCHQ may have intended.

      Full marks to Emily Maitlis for keeping a straight face during the original interview. She must have been tempted to laugh out loud as the glorious words escaped from his mouth.

      Grayling’s subsequent televised ‘clarification’, again to the BBC, somehow compounded the blunder as he decided to go all po-faced: “I wish I had known before as I would have given him a much more enthusiastic welcome.”

      It may have been better to make light of it and say something like “Look, I made a cock-up. I hope General Dannatt doesn’t put me on parade duty” etc etc.

      I suspect that David Cameron will not have given Grayling a bollocking and instead would privately think the whole thing was hilarious.

      Personally, I think that Dannatt is the one who has blundered by deciding to go down the party political route. The central power of his criticisms came from the fact that this man’s prime interest was in Our Boys, a highly-distinguished soldier who had no party interest.

      All of Labour’s sneers that he was really a Tory can now be legitimately made. It may have been better to have kept his powder dry, continued to speak out in a non-party manner until after the general election. He could then have joined Cam as an adviser while staying out of the party stuff.

      As irritating as it must have been to see George Foulkes and co trying to smear him, the Honest General would have been smarter to stay out of the political arena.

      I suspect this very concern maybe why Dannatt is now being hired as an ‘adviser’ rather than a shadow minister….


    • 354
      Jethro says:

      231 So sorry to hear that about Emily Maitlis, never realised that she was, how should one put it, one cup short… put all her Melons in one basket… seems, otherwise, to be a thoroughly normal young woman. But an Amazon! There – just shows, you never can tell.

  53. 235
    RavingMad says:

    O/T but of unmissable interest!

    you may remember the site ‘myconservatives.com’ highlighted here a few days ago – apparently it crashed within minutes because of people wanting to check it out – well, it’s hoping to be back up soon .

    the interest for me is about the bridge shown in their photo. Nell suggested it was Grange in Borrowdale. I think the answer is:


    Cockley Beck Bridge, in the Duddon Valley.

    Sorry for being a nerd but just had to let you guys know – we can all sleep peacefully tonight now :0)

    • 365
      Susie says:

      Not only are you an nerd but you are also a nerd who’s substituted the estimable ‘nell’ for myself.

      This cannot continue. Nerds should get their sources correct as, frankly, that is the only reason they are tolerated on the internets, indeed, what’s the point of a nerd who doesn’t know the raison d’etre of his minority group?

  54. 244
    Fees Office Clerk says:

    I’ve never seen the complete Sir Michael before….usually just see the soles of his feet hanging out of Gordon Brown’s arse

    • 255
      Enlightened Opinion says:

      That’s why Sir Mike always takes a torch with him when he visits No 10.

  55. 250
    Doc Trough says:

    It’s raining and thoroughly miserable in the Northern home counties. The Blairs must be home.

  56. 251
    Hugh Janus says:

    Caption comp, so it must be Friday already! Tempus fugit and all that…

  57. 257
    blob says:

    Michael White

    is SHITE

  58. 259
    caesars wife says:

    Those hissy fits really tire !

  59. 263
    Anonymous says:

    In what way is the appointment of General Sir Richard Dannat, as a Peer to be an advisor on all things military to the Conservatives, democratic?

    Isn’t this the sort of thing we hate New Labour for?

    More unaccountable people in high places, irrespective of their abilities?

    • 270
      Anonycat says:


    • 282
      Steve Expat says:

      The issue is not with good people in the Lords being advisors, there is a long and noble tradition of talented individuals assisting government in this way.

      The problem is the Mandlesons, Sugars and Uddins who are party henchmen, useless ‘celebrity’ figures and thieving troughers respectively

  60. 265
    Master Baiter says:

    So there you have it proof that Michael White is a zionist latvian war criminal.

  61. 268
    Rivaldo says:

    In what way is the appointment of General Sir Richard Dannat, as a Peer to be an advisor on all things military to the Conservatives, democratic?

    Isn’t this the sort of thing we hate New Labour for?

    More unaccountable people in high places, irrespective of their abilities?

    Plus ca change, n’est pa???

    • 311
      SO17 says:

      Sir Richard Dannat has spent over 30 years in the military and EARNED his rank of General, his abilities are not in question.
      I for one never asked for a democratic house of lords there was nothing wrong with the old one.
      It is New Labour who have undermined the Lords by filling it with Career scum,moneygrabbers and any tick the box minority lickspittle going.
      The quality of previous Life Peers was overall pretty good before Labour got in.

    • 393

      Well, let’s see… Mandelson and Scotland v Dannatt.

      Hmmm. Tricky one, that, isn’t it?

      I mean, out of those three, who is more suited to be in the House of Lords?

  62. 269
    charlie the chancer says:

    PoliticalBetting.com has todays Yougov poll.

  63. 280
    Doc Trough says:

  64. 293
    Lord Hardbringer says:

    Any gay Conservators out there wanna chat to a drunk old lord?

  65. 295
    nell says:

    I see Sir Michael has slept the entire afternoon away – perhaps he has indulged in too much champagne?

    • 305
      F uck the lot of them - b astards!! says:

      I would have thort – being a Boo_Lie_Bore luvvy – he (or she) was well used to it (living-off-the-work of others and pretending you’re busy)

    • 312
      Mogadon says:

      I’d imagine he’s just bored witless, the same as everyone else.

      The whole thing is very poor stuff, especially for a party that believes itself to be the next government.

  66. 297
    F uck the lot of them - b astards!! says:

    Tories !!!!!! – the Noo_Socialist_Killjoys

    And, in contrast to Noo_Lie_Bore they don’t bother to lie about it!!


    B ATSARDS!!!!

  67. 301
    Carol T says:

    He passed on Boss?

  68. 302
    Lord Dunnit says:

    Q- When is a political gimmick not a political gimmick?

    A – When the Tories do it.

    Funny the way Guido hasn’t blogged banana skin Grayling’s latest prat fall.

  69. 303
    Doc Trough says:

    Pravda reporting that Berlusconi’s personal immunity law has been overturned.

    Bene. Most gratifying. I wonder if ‘Turkey Chops’ is bricking it right now?

    • 367
      Susie says:

      That’s so great!

      No hiding place for war criminal scum and when Cammo gets in he’ll have access to any and all the evidence he needs to present before the EU Council of Ministers.

  70. 310
    Master Baiter says:

    It’s official, I have just broken the world record for jerking off in my bedroom. My picture of Gordon on holiday last year in that scrummy sports jacket is on it’s last legs! Three cheers for me! Long live Comrade Brown, blessed be the memory of those Labour mps who spied for Russia! Death to Conservitudes and may my feeble sixth form postings win an award somewhere!

  71. 320
    Alien Ant Farmer says:

    Is the Micheal White image a live feed? he hasn’t moved much all afternoon

  72. 321
    Just asking says:

    According to my cheq friend they will ratify v shortly with a clause about whatever it is they are stresed about.

    time for plan b.

  73. 322
    Geordie Boy says:

    If you haven’t seen the YouTube video of two blokes in drag being attacked by drunken thugs, it’s a must (the blokes turn out to be cage fighters). It’s in all the online papers. Priceless.

  74. 329
    Newsreader says:

    Sir Michael White….
    who passed away today…
    aged 160….

  75. 330
    Dack Blog says:

    I know how he feels.

  76. 332
    Doc Trough says:

    Times Berlusconi link.


    I nearly lost control of my Jowels!

  77. 333
    Snotty says:

    Dopy Hunt

  78. 335
    Johnny says says:

    Sir Michael Shite did this at the Labour conference too.

  79. 339
    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    Poor old Mike is having a post Horlicks nap.
    The Beast has actually shared space with the senile old twat.
    It was like having the life sucked out of ones self.
    The pompous ramblings of a deranged lunatic whose every facial tic was crying out for a cup of tea and a biscuit then a nice afternoon watching funeral plan and accident adverts until Countdown is on
    Total fucking wanker

    • 360
      jgm2 says:

      Brilliant mental image for which I thank you.

      • 368
        The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

        You also know that the Hoon spends hours on the bog reading those fucking pamphlets that sell heated slippers and solar powered garden gnome lighting as he strains his prolapsed anus.

  80. 340
    Great Granddad says:

    Sorry. O/T. I trust that people in England know exactly what Jack Warner means when he says that the English World Cup bid team, need to do more. There are many around the world, too many, who know just what he means.

  81. 341
    Captain Gordon Mainwaring says:

    White, White…… wake up immediately man, and stop shirking. Mayday, mayday. The ship’s sinking. All hands on deck, man the pumps, prepare the lifeboats. Back to your typewriter and the TV studio, man – at the double – and get spouting. This is no exercise, it’s the real thing. Enemy mobiles approaching.

  82. 344
    Marcus Aurelius says:

    anyone the Private Eye cover with Michael Foot in the wheelchair and the nurse tucking the rug round his legs saying “Just nod, if you want to stay on as leader of the Labour Party”?

  83. 372
    At last! says:

    Thank god that useless tosser has died – hasn’t he?

  84. 384
    Snotty says:

    Why is he “Sir” Michael Shite anyway? Is it because he’s bald, and got a moustache?!

    • 396
      UKipper says:

      No. It’s because he used to beon TV in “George & Mildred” and “Man About The House” with Yootha Joyce.

  85. 388
    Dan Taylor says:

    A little speculative BLOG post on Cameron’s speech tomorrow…have a quick glance


  86. 391
    alex taylor says:

    is the hoon white charing another fringe event?

  87. 399
    the pro from dover says:

    …and all I could see was,
    …the hole in my shoe which,
    ..was letting in wa-aa-ter….

    Sweet dreams, the train has left the platform.

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Rod Liddle on the loony UN sexism special rapporteur:

“There is more sexism in Britain than in any other country in the world, according to a mad woman who has been sent here by the United Nations.

Rashida Manjoo is a part-time professor of law at Cape Town University in the totally non-sexist country of South Africa (otherwise known as Rape Capital Of The World).

Mrs Magoo has been wandering around with her notebook and is appalled by the sexist “boys’ club” culture here, apparently.

I don’t doubt we still have sexism in the UK. But is it worse than in, say, Saudi Arabia, d’you think, honey-lamb? Or about 175 other countries? Get a grip, you doolally old bat.”

orkneylad says:

What’s he been doing FFS, mining bitcoins?

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