Night in the Cell for Champagne Grabber
Guido knows the name of the boozy delegate who at 2 a.m. decided that nicking a bottle of champagne in a locked down secure zone seemed like a good idea.
He got out of jail this morning.
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Max Clifford says…
“Most people want to read nasty things about people, not nice things.”
DisgustedOfMitcham2 says:
Maybe if they really wanted to “decontaminate the Labour brand” with business people, they shouldn’t have totally buggered up the economy?
Just a thought.
THIEVING TORY SCUM CAN’T BE TRUSTED!
vote independent.
More likely to be an infiltrator from McSnotgobbler’s crowd – those bastards will steal everything
Yes, apparently Charlie Faulkner was skulking around earlier, looking furtive. He’s a good mate of Tony Bliar, which is more than enough evidence for a safe conviction, you’d think.
Could it be a journalist? A Grauniad or Mirror journalist?
Oh, if there is a God – let it be.
Not Polly Twaddle, deprived of her usual evening bottle of Bolly…..
It would have made for a beter headline if you had actually found an HONEST tory…that would have been a scoop
don’t be silly! there could never be such a scoop there is no such thing as an honest tory. tories are inherently dishonest.
’tis not their fault though: as the tory party is at its core made up of members of the upper class who have inbred for many generations and who have, like parasites, lived off of the back of decent folk for hundreds of years we should not expect them to display normal human characteristics such as honesty and principle; we should not expect them to have the same decency and integrity as honest everyday working people.
we will just have to face up to the fact that the tories have got dodgy genes.
best to eradicate them to stop them regressing the gene pool.
innit.
yes, profoudn wisdom there TaT – a cull of tories seems a good idea for the benefit of humanity
It was do as I say and not as I do, Dave. Bliar’s follower.
Champagne Charlie ?? Surely not.
Good for him. This is the way to approach things at the moment…..and have a bit of fun at the same time.
Those Lefties have no idea how to have a good time! Happier bringing up their kids to stab people….. probably.
Some people may wonder how a great fat b astard like me can be furtive.
It’s all in my new book: How Noo_Lie_Bore convinces people who are thick as shit to write supportive emails and do other impossible things
Now pay me lots of dosh and I’ll let you see my bottle.
Guido never mind all this tosh. Your readership demand a totty watch post. New Debs, scenting money and power, must be filling the bars by now. All Sarah Palin specsavers, pearls and alice bands.
Give us alook
correct turkey baster.
for fucks sake Guido the only good thing about the THIEVING TORY SCUM is the totty.
WE WANT TORY TOTTY AND WE WANT IT NOW!
FFS man, get your shit together.
Woh abaht Independent totty? They don’t need men coz they can do it all themselves.
as the independent movement is totally pro-lesbian our conferences will have lots of lesbian totty running around.
you can look but you can’t touch phil.
naughty naughty!
Probably that racist dancing Twat, The Berk.
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She’s got my support and should I be blessed with a vote to give – I’d like to give her one.
Why don’t you foxtrot oscar?
Who or what is Laila Rouass?
I’m not much of a tv fan but I assume Laila dances in nice steel tipped stilletto shoes?
She should be able, quite easily, to take out one of her opponent’s toes or indeed with a swift sharp knee something more painful.
It is not always necessary to resort to official complaints channels in order to get one’s message across.
As whoever it was spent a night in the cells it obviously was not a labourite right?
too right, law doesn’t apply to them, witness the AG and harpie harperson.
Well said – very concise!!!
Is that why there have been very updates today?
Should have gone for the Guinness. Might not have nicked him for that.
So that explains why your blog has been lite of late.
Exactly
Guido knows the name of the boozy delegate who at 2 a.m. decided that nicking a bottle of champagne in a locked down secure zone seemed like a good idea.
He got out of jail this morning.
No posts from Guido from midnight until 10.44 am the following morning.
Here, Here!
Todays Manchester Evening News – online….
“A TORY Party member was arrested after being accused of failing to pay the bill on a £150 bottle of champagne at the party’s conference in Manchester.
Philip Whittington, 27, was arrested on suspicion of theft at the Midland Hotel and held by police overnight. “
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Kevin Maguire?!
I’m expecting and hoping that a Labour win at the next general election will nuke the nationalists and corrosive Tories. Purpose and unity strike me as being more useful than indulging those egoists and vested interests.
Be sti11, gr@ssh0pper.
A. Thief
A bottle of champers in Manchester is like gold dust. I can see why the heavy penalty.
I assume you don’t get out much?
In context to the ban on tory public quaffing
What the fuck are you on about?
If it’s the original and not missed, CEH,he’s reincarnated himself..
Or it could be a piss take.
Definitely piss take. The one and only CEH wouldn’t venture to express an opinion so brazenly without surrounding it in pages of bollocks.
I’m expecting and hoping that a Monster Raving Loony win at the next general election will nuke the nationalists and corrosive socialists. Purpose and unity strike me as being more useful than indulging those egoists and vested interests.
Be trampled, gr@ssh0pper.
Conspiracy theory. One of Mandy’s friends setting himself up or a torrid night of aggressive male affection in the cells of GMP.
Could be Charles Softwidger, seems that he likes to be the bitch?
unless the person who nicked it is in the public eye this entry is filler
My strategic view remains that Labour are best placed to govern, the Tories are unfit for government, and the Liberals are inoffensively useless. ‘None of the above’ sounds fine in theory but comes with a bunch of issues of its own.
Be sti11, gr@ssh0pper.
My strategic view remains that the Tories are best placed to govern, Labour are unfit for government, and the Liberals are inoffensively useless. ‘None of the above’ sounds fine in theory but comes with a bunch of issues of its own.
Be confused, gr@ssh0pper.
Nah, you are both wrong!
Both parties are untrustworthy.
Independents are the way forward.
Do you eat your own turds?
In my experience, Grasshoppers ought to be prosecuted under The Trades Descriptions Act: they certainly never need to be enjoined to ‘be still’ – still is what they’re good at being; it’s just hopping they don’t do – unless and until nearly stepped on, when they leap unpredictably sideways-and-upwards, startling the living daylights out of unsuspecting walkers.
And don’t even get me started on the topic of stridulation…
My strategic view is that you are amusing… up to a point… the repetition of the troll will always undo them…
So it was Mr G Fawkes after all. I thought so
No, it was some moronic infiltrator with a huge inferiority complex.
My inferiority complex is bigger than his.
It’s not herself, is it?
She is due a bitch slapping from the pork chops.
Your point is?
What do you want, paying to keep schtum?
Either get to the point or write more useful stuff
He’s hoping someone who sells burglar alarms will advertise?
Good Point.
You are clearly a labourite because you want everything handed to you on a plate!
No work. No thought. No fun.
well said nell.
Lord Falconer?
He did look a bit custody suite chic in the pic didn’t he?
Custody?
Was it yellow?
I spy with my beady little eye, something beginning with referendum.
I think we will have a referendum if we give UKIP the job. UKIP can take any good ideas learnt this week-I don’t care just sort it.
Need to – no ideas of their own
Ideas are by democratic need and concensus. A bit like rubbish collections. Get it?
Any chance of sending round the collectors for the rubbish in Manchester.
no they’re too busy clearing up after the Chorlton Chutney Club.
Campaigning for the referendum Gorgon promised is actually rather racist.
Positive discrimination for all, not just the few!
Rights for Minorities (The Ruling class)!
Leave Alan Duncan out of this please
My sentiments exactly
Not DC is it?
http://newslion.blogspot.com/
God, this blog is getting boring and rather anal!
Yeah, come on Guido – its been slow enough around here for the past two days.
Fess up, who is the Champers thief?
Can you do rather anal? I never knew – could’ve got a discount – curses!
Cedrix dear if you are bored here you should try labourlist. Their numbers are really down now and they would be so pleased to have you.
You might even be able to cheer them up with your witty insights!!
Eric Pickles trying to enforce his champagne ban?
Was champagne not banned from this shindig? Was this the only bottle they had, kept under police guard?
I know things are bad, but you can austerity too far….
‘can take’
The champage was reserved for the socialists
The Beeboids drank the lot
In 1997 to show they weren’t biased.
Hold the presses
It wasnae me, mt “drinks party” mo is put empty cans and a couple of bricks in a carrier bag
I’m expecting and hoping that a Labour win at the next general election will nuke the nationalists and corrosive Tories. Purpose and unity strike me as being more useful than indulging those egoists and vested interests.
Be sti11, gr@ssh0pper.
I agree with everything you say
And it was all going so well.
Which is it Charles? Expecting or hoping?
‘Cos I’m hoping Labour gets absolutely wiped out and that retrospective legislation (if necessary) is brought in to make each Labour MP personally liable for our increase in national debt and possibly tried for treason and that Blair and the entire cabinet is sent to the Hague to stand trial over their Iraq decision.
That’s what I hope.
But I don’t expect to get that lucky.
Leave me out of it! (but I know what you mean).
Not forgetting of course to annul all peerages created since 1997 (and ideally, all laws passed by Labour, too). A bonfire of the regulations; that’s what’s called for!
We could call it a bonfire of vanities.
I’m expecting and hoping that a Labour trouncing at the next general election will be delivered by the nationalists and wonderful Tories. Purpose and unity strike me as being more useful than indulging those egoists and vested interests.
Be fired, gr@ssh0pper.
Praying might work better. Have you tried self-flagellation? Works for some.
Damned nested comments – that was in reply to 20.
What was this persons name? Please.
well david cameron and gideon osborne have both got form making false housing benefit claims from the taxpayer when they are both millionaires so it could be one of those skanky housing benefit cheats c’unts I suppose.
once a thief always a thief.
Well yes you’re name rather gave that one away !.
are you on acid?
And he would have got away with it, if it wasn’t for those pesky kids.
Pissed-up delegate takes bottle of pop after closing time?
It had better be Dave Cameron or Boris or somebody equally high profile as opposed to A.N.Other Conservative Student.
It was Harry Bullingdon-Twerp of the South Drawling association. Young Bullers got a bit squiffy at the Bankers’ Pride do and took exception when they wouldn’t open another bottle of M&C just for him. He stormed out saying that he would bloody find his own.
Cheerio, Bullers old sport, and let me have that polo mallet back some time!
I’m the only pimply wanker on this site, piss off.
‘Ere stop messin’ abahht!
I appear to be Sir William Wad, Master Baiter and ‘George Osbourne’. Mum, help me, help me!
‘Ere stop messin’ abahht!!
Nothing like independence of thought in today’s Labour Party.
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I trust that Guido’s readership is able to resist the temptation to tell them that they should be allowed to think for themselves.
Guidiot the Oaf, good morning!
MB
better get your insults in faster than that, only 50 minutes until you go home.
I didn’t raise you in a nice middle class way to be first class scroffulous bellend that you have become young Baiter. Now for the fiftieth time, get your saggy arse down here and do the dishes!
And please change out of those minging Gordon and Peter pjs immediately!
Ooow! ‘Ark at ‘er!
Peter & Gordon… weren’t they some one hit wonder pop duo in the early ’60s?
One of them was Jane (cakes) Asher’s brother. Not many people know that.
“World without you”
I did…do I get a prize?
Didn’t it go – “please take me away….” ?
No, it went:
“Please lock me away
And don’t allow the day
Here inside, where I hide
With my loneliness”
etc etc
A perfect theme tune for McDoom…
Oh, and Sleeper was close, but no cigar. The song was called “World Without Love”.
Shit…one word out!
Michael Caine chose his stage name from the Humphrey Bogart film the Caine Mutiny, which was about the psychological collapse of the Captain of a small US Navy ship.
Not a lot of people know that.
So where did he take the Michael from????
As a child, Jim Carrey wore tap shoes to bed just in case his parents needed cheering up in the middle of the night.
Actually, MB a lot of people do know that. You are wrong again.
McDoom’s mental condition does however bear a striking resemblance to Queeg’s in said film.
…and his cowardice when faced with a decision. Very Gordon that is.
I watched that movie just last night.
“Old Yellowstain” the crew called Captain Queeg.
Meant he’d lost his bottle as well as his marbles.
Bill Quango – well who does that remind us of?!
Good morning at 5.08pm? Are you in foreign parts, MB, or what?
He is – Planet Labour.
do we get a prize for guessing who it is??
meanwhile the country lurches further down the pan. All political parties are endeavouring to cut the debt by letting all the bankers off, by enabling the rich to be unmoved by the recession and charging everybody else for their misdemeanours – bastards the lot of them
And now nu liebore has found a wizard wheeze to keep on printing the money. They have had the useless FSA order UK banks to hold Treasury Bills “for liquidity”.
You wanna protection with those fries. No, that wasn’t a question.
I have some understanding of regulation and markets, and people and cultures. Also, I’ve taken a leading position on this for over the past year which folks can check if they want to waste some time. So, policy and popular understanding is really just shifting behind where I was from the get-go. Help yourself to the biscuit barrel.
Be sti11, gr@ssh0pper.
Troll.
Bugger off, I’m the number one Labour lickspittle around here.
No you’re not. You’re a Tory troll.
Don’t you wish you could give a furry peach speech like me!
Doancha!
Mmmm…..you are so smooooth! Pity you know bugger all about finance and economics. If you listen to folks who do (unlike Old Miseryguts) you shouldn;t go too far wrong.
Hello Charles
Plenty of room at the NEWBLU club,
ex-zanu welcome my friend, just dont invitie Prezza.
Yawn. You made the exact same comment a couple of months ago you bellend.
And it was meaningless cock-waffle then too.
What is a ‘cock waffle’ exactly?
This will be a bit of a circular argument but if you read the original it will define cock waffle. Waffle made by a cock. Cock waffle.
I have some understanding of self-abuse, across many people and cultures. Also, I’ve taken a leading position on this for over the past year which folks can check if they want to waste some time. So, policy and popular understanding is really just shifting behind where I was from the get-go. Help yourself to the butt-plugs.
Be buggered, gr@ssh0pper.
I thought you were dead
Sounds like he gets his material off Igocanon Jerk. Good morning.
Fucking Shitkicker, bugger off and keep blowing McSnots wifes cock.
Oi – fuck off back to LabourLost or I’ll kick your fucking head in (the Zen Master’s way of course).
Did they give you breakfast?
Funniest interview so far: The Paxo & Bojo show.
It did seem that Bojo completely defeated Paxman. I have never seen Paxman quit before, and to a TORY?
It must be real, mustn’t it? I mean if Paxman had stopped a labour interview to give the interviewee complete and total and complete free-reign to propagandise on behalf of their party in this way, there would have been outrage on these blogs.
OK, I know there are those that would argue that Paxman pretty much does that anyway. But this was slightly beyond what he lets his labour friends get away with.
It is one thing to give softball questions to friends in your favourite party, it is quite another to utterly quit in exasperation and give free and total reign to your interviewee.
To be honest,I thought that Paxo enjoyed the interview immensely…hence the free ride direct to camera.
…And the Blue Knight sheathed his bloodied blade of wit, leaving the beeboid dragon spluttering, his fire quenched forever and his salary under investigation in the next financial year by the Inland Revenue… and we all lived happily ever after.
And it gets better…
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1218478/Boris-v-Paxo-How-Johnson-turns-tables-Newsnights-attack-dog.html
Dear, oh dear! Poor old Paxo having to scrape by on only £1 million a year, eh?
An ideal candidate for a Public Sector pay cut here, methinks…
An ideal candidate for an IR35 audit I would say.
Thanks Susie, I’ve added it to the post.
Oh dear and ‘Poverty Paxo’ also attended a private school.
How very New Labour, how very Champagne Socialist.
Paxo might have never been in the Bullingdon Club but he’s certainly in the
BBC’s Beluga Brigade.
I’m rather disappointed with Boris. I had such high hopes that he was a decent sort of chap, but then he wanted to give amnesty to all those illegal immigrants in London. Fuck me, everyone knows that so doing just encourages yet another wave of ‘em. Must do better, Boris. Seriously.
Mr Ned, pretty much my thoughts, Paxo had no defence and when he started laughing it was all over as a serious interview, funny though.
I like Boris. He’s great ain’t he.
Do they mean me?
Couldn’t be Blinky Balls trying to creep about and infltrate enemy territory, un-noticed, could it – reliving his Oxford University drinking club days in ‘The Steamers’?
What a braying toff!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1062940/I-obeying-orders—Schools-Secretary-Eddie-Balls-dressed-German-officer.html
Ws it Ken Clarke trying to celebrate:
Following the enactment of the EU (Amendment) Bill, the Government completed the ratification process for the Lisbon treaty on 16 July 2008 by depositing its instrument of ratification in Rome.
It’s had the Royal Assent of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II.
Did Gordon sneak in the back door in disguise when he handed it over ?
Yes he did.
We know Mar Baitor. A whole lot of people are seriously fucked off over it. Labour-traitorous scum
That’s having a constitutional monarchy based on democracy with universal suffrage for you.
But what will Dave Komodo, lizard lips, flicking tongue and stupendous combover do?
Answer:
Nothing
Correct. Although he might do something about it after everyone has forgotton about the detail of this conference; when UKIP advocates are knocking on doors in the run up to the election.
I think most people here would be glad if Tony and Gordon could do nothing. Their EU negotiation skills are the worst of any UK government.
When Blair said whither than white I didn’t think he meant the national flag.
A 60 % rise in European contributions ‘cos Tony couldn’t deal with a bad headline !
I want my money back!
Maggie May.- You want your money back. Well we sold the gold for euros which we give to europe. I want our gold back and they can have their euro’s back.
Wake up Maggie, I think I’ve got something to say to you
It’s late September (early October, actually!) and I really should be back at school.
Money for nothing and the czechs are free (Until they pass lisbon)
Gordon? In at the back-door? Whatever gave you that idea!
Yes, but a sovereign nation that has entered into a Treaty can secede from it when it chooses to. This could be seen as a breach of honour by that nation, but it has the power to do so. Parliament’s and even HMQ’s powers are not limitless. They cannot necessarily give away the sovereignty of the nation, since they are trustees of it, not its owners.
That’s fine then, now go back to sleep and enjoy the delusions.
They must be knee deep.
MB
Deposited by Gordon Brown with the Italian Government in Rome.
I hear you applaud.
Bet you have no idea what the Treaty of Lisbon is!
You even made the huge error of stating in one of your earlier posts that the Human Rights Act is/was a requirement of the EU. Shows what a twerp thou art.
Not even under the new reform Treaty would it be.
The Human Rights Act is a Labour Statute through and through deriving from Labour’s view of the solemn undertakings of the Convention of Human Rights 1950 of the COUNCIL of EUROPE.
You clearly talk about matters of which you have no knowledge..and it shows.
I think it stems from the UDHR which was spouted forth by the UN on its inception in – what – 1946?? Anyway, the UN is evil. I trust everyone with half a brain now knows this. If you don’t support its Internationalist Communist tenor, you can’t claim any protection under it.
Very true, Boycs.
The UN’s first Secretary General was of course “good old” HV “Doc” Evatt who, to put it mildly, was somewhat on the left of the Australian Labor Party (and the ALP itself was a heck of a long way left of centre in those days!).
He was the self-proclaimed “first President of the World” and “best Prime Minister Australia never had”…
Without delay return the hook, line and sinker.
Forsooth and begorrah!
Google has made everyone an apparent expert.
Ach! Dies ist von of your Englischer politiker Sekt scandals ja?
Nein! Es war ein sechs skandal! (there were 6 of them involved).
Gruppenpoppen – wie schrecklich!
blut-/schweißverklebt sein
The possible culprits must be few and far between judging by the audience shots during the Cokesnort Kids speech today. Half of them were so far into their dotage that 2.00am would be impossible for them. And at least half of the rest obviously stuck to spirits judging by the bulbous red noses (and thats just the women).
Yes, agreed.
The whole room was one giant blue rinse.
Now watch out for the incoming piffle.
Alot of the audience did look unenthralled and morose during Osborne’s talk.
You mean ‘Moose’? Yes.
Alot of the audience did look bored, turned off and morose during Osborne’s talk.
Thanks.
Osborne will be the most hated man in Britain (after Brown and Blair) this time next year, but it won’t be his fault.
No, I think Brown will be, even after he has gone.
LOooooooooooooooooooooooooooOL
Thats the problem with drinking in public!
Things that do seem a good idea at the time, lose their appeal the next day! I wonder if they were made to sleep in their underpants having belt and shoelaces removed with the rest of their clothes? Best to get nicked in the summer for that sort of thing as the cells are not so cold! I hope the Culpret Pissed and Shat the Cardboard Prison Bed!
Nasty business getting pissed and doing something stupid and been put in the cells!
Lord
Please let it be Boris, it will win so many more votes against Labour.
Even better , Boris drained the bottle , smashed it and then did that fat labour twat over, slashing the arseholes face and telling him that Blair is next.
Mind you, at least he did not set fire to the venue like a certain Labour peer did…
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/labour-peer-sent-to-jail-for-setting-fire-to-hotel-507993.html
The Labour peer Mike Watson has been jailed for 16 months and stripped of his party membership for drunkenly starting a fire at a hotel hosting a party for fellow politicians.
Lord Watson, 56, a former tourism, culture and sports minister in the Scottish Parliament, had developed drink problems linked to difficulties at home, Edinburgh Sheriff Court was told. He committed his arson attack after the Scottish Politician of the Year awards ceremony last November.
Mind you, Watson being defended by someone called Burns was taking the piss a bit…
Boris would make one of the world’s most enigmatic leaders who would do so much for the recovery of the UK. I’d be very happy to do buiness in the UK with him as Prime Minister. Sadly unlikely. Vote UKIP.
You mean energetic? Yes.
Beast, I’d vote for that!
Boris has form when it comes to drunken mindless vilolence.
IMHO the sooner that we install him as absoloute monarch the sooner this country will once again be Great.
I look forward to our violent invasion of France.
Guido = PRICK TEASER…
My view is that the “Brown Plan” addresses issues in a positive way while Osborne and Cameron continue to traitor themselves and do damage to real peoples lives.
Be sti11, gr@ssh0pper.
My view is that the “Osborne Plan” addresses issues in a positive way while Darling and Brown continue to traitor themselves and do damage to real peoples lives.
Be skint, gr@ssh0pper.
Publish and be damned!
We’ill have to wait and read about it in the Manchester Echo. manchester echo, co, co
This is just my view but, I believe, strong leadership by America and China as economic superpowers, and Britain and Japan as gateways to Europe and Asia, respectively, could be the cornerstones of a new world order that ushers in the global renaissance predicted by the UN.
Buddhism suggests that procrastination isn’t just a matter of being scared of the unknown, but fear of success. People can be so unused to seizing opportunity that they freeze, preferring to stick with the familiar. Perhaps, Gordon’s gamble is the new sensible.
Be sti11, gr@ssh0pper.
Elvis lives!
Did someone call?
Be still grasshOpper I can splat you with my oversize frying pan.
Fuck off.
sit on a egg jackson
This is just my view but, I believe, strong leadership by Iceland and Ireland as economic superpowers, and Britain and Japan as gateways to Europe and Asia, respectively, could be the cornerstones of a new world order that ushers in the global renaissance predicted by the Beano.
Pillockism suggests that procrastination isn’t just a matter of being scared of the unknown, but is also the art of hiding under the bedclothes. People can be so unused to seizing Mandy’s member that they freeze, preferring to stick with the familiar. Perhaps, Gordon’s gamble is the new Captain Sensible.
Be abused, gr@ssh0pper.
Bugger the UN, bunch of totalitarian New World Order hoons!
New World Odour
Fuck off.
bestial grasshopper
No doubt he merely paid BAAL £200 to get out.
Was it someone from the BBC, leaving a note behind on the table saying “I’m an evil tory and I stole your champagne, and we’re going to steal all your wages too” ?
The BBC seem to be fairly intent on pushing the line that the tories shouldn’t be telling the truth; the BBC say that the tories should be lying about the public finances and sticking their heads in the sand and simply wait until the entire economy is in complete bankruptcy before going to the IMF for a hand out, just like labour.
I (almost) find it impossible to believe, but the BBC are actively trying to say that the tories should be lying to everyone to disguise the truth about the damage that labour has done to the economy.
Every page you read on the BBC is saying that the tories are evil for telling the truth, and that they should be lying just like labour.
Makes me fucking puke.
I’ve just looked at the BBC News page and can’t believe Osborne is making the lurid and negative claims he is. As surely as this blog emptied of more reasonable people, so the Tories risk investor flight.
Some people want to “win” so much that they forget proper form and attitude. No lie is too big. No punch is too low. Osborne and Cameron’s position over the economy is a shocking abuse of their status, just like with Baby P.
Be sti11, gr@ssh0pper.
I’ve just looked at the BBC News page and can well believe that Osborne is making the claims he is. As surely as this blog emptied of more reasonable people, so Labour risk investor flight.
Some people want to “win” so much that they forget proper form and attitude. No lie is too big. No punch is too low. Darling and Brown’s position over the economy is a shocking abuse of their status, just like with Afghanistan.
Be lied to, gr@ssh0pper.
No no, It’s all hunky dory. Economic crisis? What economic crisis?
P.S.sand sure gets into your teeth when you stick your head in it.
keep off the Sunny Delight Charles
It has to be a (maybe ex-) labour MP – they’re so used to living off other people’s money they think champagne is a life essential – and free anyway.
“You wouldn’t punish a starving man for stealing a loaf of bread for his family”
my money’s on William “14 pints” Hague though
I’v why do you say that?
Going back a few years when it was OK to smoke indoors, someone I know walked nonchalently into a Tory party conference smoking a spliff, even while being frisked by the police.
That’s diversity for you.
And now he’s Party Leader!
You don’t fool me with your silly alter ego young Baiter. Oh the shame of having such a prick of a son, spends all day beating his meat over Labour conference brochures. The shame of it!
You should have had him adopted by Elton John and partner.
It wasn’t James 2nd was it?
My lips are tight. OOh aaaagrrh missuss…….
Is the said person an alcoholic?
Sounds desperate to me. Charles been seen anywhere?
Good God it wasnt Harman was it. Of course not she would never drink champane or go up north or get banged up or be swap allegiance
If George Osborne or Fraiser Nelson or an high up Tory party person reading this.
I ask only one thing
give us a job?
I’ve got touch typist skills and can live on jaffa cakes for a month.
I could do with one of those to tie me over until after the UK gets a real government.
well stab we what an insightful post.
Nice living if you can get it.
Must have been a representative of The Champagne for a Referendum.
What about the bloke who had his moet cleaned on expenses?
184 What a load of Bollingers!
Mind you, down here we’re so very polite, we don’t just say ‘merci’, we say ‘Mercier’.
When we smother a burp, it sounds like ‘krug!’
Ding dong
Yes Guido, bully for you.
It will only be interesting when we know who it is as well.
Right. It’s like yer missus coming home from shopping saying, “I nearly got you this really nice present.”
Better that nothing was said at all.
Look Sir Reg and Phil – you are taking the glass is half empty approach here.
This is an intriguing rather amusing puzzle with boundless opportunity for suggestion and debate. Just be creative, have a glass of wine and relax.
Personally speaking I am wondering whether perhaps it is that wonderbug of the labour extreme press – Kmaguire.
What time did they let you out?
Philip Hammond in his speech called the growing national debt “the elephant in the room that Labour never speak of.”
I wonder whether they have seen this video:
Fucking genius who made that
Philip Green. Give him a TV series.
I second the beast that is awsome work in the tradition of Gilray
Excellent stuff! Well done to the maker.
Fraser Nelson seem to have lost the champagne plot too with this ‘look at me playing with the grown ups’ drivel in the Spectator:
http://www.spectator.co.uk/coffeehouse/5398993/gotcha.thtml
Champagne Socialism: the Backlash!
Hanging’s too kind…
Yes it extends their life (and their grotty necks) by a few seconds and feet respectively.
Respect – not a word that can be found in;
“The Labour Dictionary Of How To Totally Ruin Britain in 12 Years”
by G Brown and Gang.
Available at Amazon.co.uk for £178 Bn.
(Loans extended for multiple copy purchases – see A. Darling for easy terms)
gi’s a clue Guido?
He’s still negotiating the price for amnesia. keep asking.
Was it a journalist in a moment of Bullingdon envy?
Robinson looked ruff this am
‘ruff’ – collar felt
Y’know I’ve been sitting here pondering on this little puzzle .
Who has been the most irresponsible, gaffe ridden member of the opposition front bench in recent months? And who has a champagne lifestyle that he would want flaunt in the face of dave’s no champagne rule for the conference?
I just wonder whether this is not alan duncan.
There are a lot of MP’s on all sides who like their drink.
If it is Alan Duncan then I hope it is the last nail in his political career. Deselect him and let someone more responsible and grown up represent Rutland and Melton.
I would like to say that I know perfectly well who it is and in the fullness of time all will be revealed.
Comes from the same script as;
I have made a decision as to whether or not I will appear in a TV debate, but now is not the right time to announce it, for all sorts of reasons which I can’t tell you, because now is not the right time to announce them either. No; I’m not saying that because I am indecisive, because I don’t think that I am indecisive, on the contrary, on alternate days of the week I can be quite decisive, (or not, perhaps).
It was stolen first in America.
Is that why Sky news had a “technical hitch” from 7 to 9 this morning?
No – that was the Labour gremlins, trying to scupper the coverage of the Tory Coinference.
Brown didn’t turn up with a bag of bricks for the party then, got to be an analogy in there somewhere, or a clue to a moral compass, or even a mental Barometer.
The moral compass has gone. I think he sold it – along with our gold resevres.
can’t have got much for it then
who the hell turns up to a party with a bag of bricks anyway, the man is off his rocker
Roberto Calvi tried it once: didn’t get him far – Blackfriars’ Bridge, as I recall.
This absolutely proves my point.
Min simply cannot be trusted like wot us wimmin can.
Nanny State added
And they drink and their hands go everywhere and they ONLY want ONE THING from a girl!
The unelected Organ Grinder says
Excuse MEEE Mzzz!
AARK! (ting) TITZOUTFERTHELADS!!! ONYERBIKE! (ruffle) BALDIE!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1218478/Boris-v-Paxo-How-Johnson-turns-tables-Newsnights-attack-dog.html
I see boris is complaining that the BBC edited out the best bits of his interview with Paxman last night.
Boris says that he challenged Paxman on his salary (reputed to be £1million pa) and also on his activities at University which Paxman declined to answer as he continued to insinuate that dave was a lightweight pr man with doubtful connections from his uni days.
The ‘balanced impartial’ BBC at work again!!
I want to know what dave is going to do next year to rein in this unwaanted, overstaffed, too costly left wing white elephant.
Do to the BBC what fucking Labour did to Dr David Kelly.
It sure would be a vote winner
Oh, that’s alright then. As long as they didn’t edit out the best bits of him in Eastenders….!
Does that explain the absence of blogs this morning?
It wasn’t perchance Ld Ffoolkes, getting confused, after a night at the bar, about which conference he was supposed to be attending?
2 a.m. and raiding the champagne cellar! Could it be David Amess the well known Southend Tory MP and shrinking violet, especially when confronted
by voters seeking answers about his expenses.
On the other hand he was very much in the spotlight when reported to have
been rather tired and emotional on a Virgin flight at the taxpayer’s expense.
Just a suggestion.
So on to important things Guido, is there any decent totty there? and don’t give us the Mrs Fawkes wouldn’t approve crap. We want a totty report. NOW!!!
I bet there’s some serious drunken shagging going on. Between the opposite sexes one hopes.
I bet there’s some serious drunken shagging going on. Between the opposite sexes one hopes.
there’s some fine breeding there for sure
Opposite sexes? Just hold your horses we are talking Tory party here. Mrs Dale, Matthew P, Michae P, Duncs et al the gay blades will put paid to any hetrosexual stuff.
Is someone banging Emily Maitlis?
I wonder if she’ll be on punternet after the bbc get’s closed down then we can all have a go at Mrs Maitlis
Boris
Who was that Labourite who caused some damage in a hotel and then set a fire to hide the evidence?? 3-5 years ago? Very funny.
Which Liebour kuunte had Dr David kelly murdered?
Aliiiiiiiii Campbell
Fucking Burnley should be murdered for crimes against football.
2-0, 3-0, 4-0, 5-0
They are getting murdered.
Scot. Lord Watson I think.
Standby while I google…
Lord watson arson…
http://tinyurl.com/y95kgys
Lord Watson of Fire Island, or somewhere.
‘Jail the Krug for life! (hic)’
Kin L !!! Wee Georgie Osborne has said that he would set all public service salaries below the PM’s salary. That includes the BBC too. Woss and Paxo are about to enter skid row.
Lovely jubbly well done George, they won’t be calling you boy for much longer.
Paxo and Woss aren’t bbc staffers… that’s the point, they both have an exclusivity clauses with the bbc yet have formed private companies and claim they are self-employed.
Their best of both worlds is about to come crashing down with a large tax bill.
As the 50% tax thingy is time limited no doubt their accountants will offset their earnings until the tax rate is dropped.
You simply leave it in the company and not pay it out as an employee’s salary, indeed if they ever did. I’m sure they don’t need the cash right now.
I think you will find that BBC celebs are exempt, as the greedy troughing bastards are freelance and can negotiate their own contracts. It’s the salaried managers who will be hardest hit (actually whole tiers of managment could be axed from pravda with no one noticing any difference in output.)
Darn. I thought it was too good to be true.
Does anyone actually work for the BBC then or are they ALL self employed contractors?
Contractors. A very expensive way of employing people.
Technically you are not employing them which is the whole point.
Not as expensive as employing Paxo and Woss on a freelance basis. Though I would expect they are both their own companies with contracts to the BBC.
Whatever neither should be paid more than the PM and arguably PAXO less than Boris who wiped the floor with Paxo last night.
Shouldn’t be, the idea is that you can lose them in an eyeblink without the palaver of notice, reduncancy pay etc. but unfortunately the Beeb seems to have committed themselves to these “contractors” for terms of several years which kinda defeats the object of exercise.
Still, it ain’t their money.
I thought there was legislation against a singleton contracting direct like the IT guys did – they’ve ended up working – as it were – under an umbrella -
I propose 20 knock-out rounds of re-negotiation wherein current BBC executives progressively reduce their rewards package – in Dutch Auction mode – televised live under the title of Strictly Come & Go !!! Thus ridding us of 20 BBC executives!
ps
Do you remember when Boris was banned from the BBC because he ‘talked posh’ and the dumbed-down BBC Radio audiences couldn’t keep up ?
Remember when they used to take the piss out of him non stop on ‘Have I Got News For You’ then he became mayor and had the last laugh.
yes, perhaps we could Jim Davison host QI – just for a bit of variety
……. and he’s still laughing !!
Try as I might I can’t find this interesting yet. I heard Nadien Dorries was at Club Lash over the weekend though. Top Mcr S&M club.
She’s a FOX.
Mcbride is her gimp.
Ah poor damian, I see he has been much in evidence on here today – no doubt bored with his school job already.
Cool was Rosie hosting as she’s scary! in a good way though woof woof!
OMG !!
Who cares , darlin ???
There musta been five of em , anyway .
One to come up wiv the idea ; one to think it thro ; one to wear the dress an hancuffs ; one to polish the glasses an pour the stuff an one to bend over an take it up the arse , petal x .
See ya in anovver four months or so E x .
I love you Ewanme
xxx
Hmm. I love you Ewanme fan.
In my paper, ‘Love Is Blind’ (1969), but yet to be published, I, and my dedicated team, blah, blah, blah……..
SIR- I was perusing the interweb thingy, having punched in Guide Forks and, being a beneficiary of that fine outfit, I find myself in this, rather rum, conversation. HRUUMMPH, one should say. Most strange, one shouldn’t wonder. Having said that, I do recognise Prof. Gleebitz and I have to say that his naked Van der Graaf Generator experiment was the most amusing thing that Mrs. K had ever seen.
Yours, love to Prof. Dan Gleebitz (retd.), with conditions, Col. M.T. Kernel (retd.)
Fuck off tat you mad slob.
what the fuck are you going on about trebor you c’unt?
go easy on the superskunk motherfucker.
Ewanme is an old geezer posing as a bird, gathering sticky fans throughout the ether. You have been warned.
OMG !!!
Darlin – it ain’t hard x .
You gotta have some sorta personality tho so stick to ur borin accountancy persona , darlin .
Ur name made me hit the bottle again . YAAAWWWN .
Much later E x .
P.S. I ain’t old an I ain’t no geezer . Luckily , I’m perfect x .
I still love you no matter wot they say
The clue is in Guido’s statement – ‘nicking’ a bottle of champagne
Please donate my prize to the ‘Brown Out’ campaign!
It wasn’t me – honest!
And there I was thinking it might be paxman depressed from his bruising run-in with boris.
He’s gonna be even more depressed when the Tories get in, the leftie twat.
I hate the Conservatives because they want to freeze my public sector salary of just £ 1,000,000 per year.
You licence payers don’t realise how wonderful I am, do you ??
Whoever it is, I am sure they haven’t done anything wrong and it was within the rules!
SHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!
Liam Byrne, the chief secretary to the Treasury, said: “George Osborne appears intent on talking Britain down. We were told his speech would tell us ‘everything’ we needed to know about how the Tories would get the deficit down. But he lost his nerve.
So when McDoom and Labour talk about cuts thats just fine and not talking Britain down huh?
time this lot were out on their collective ear.
Liam is probably concerned that Osborne is not cutting spending fast enough as Gordon has been advocating over the summer.
Liam is concerned that he might lose his job in 8 months time.
What a joke! The only thing that is maintaining confidence in the £ and why international institutions will lend us money is the expectation of a Conservative government. If those governments and institutions thought Labour might win, we would see a run on Sterling and downgrading of our credit rating.
Yawn
..ing gap in our finances
I hope you managed to hold onto your soap in the shower.
Who wants some loving
Look, I know I have made in the past and indeed continue to make false housing benefit claims upon the public purse and as I am a millionaire I know that looks really fucking dodgy; and I know the shadow chancellor has been up to the same dodgy trick, ripping the taxpayer off for housing benefit when we do not need the housing benefit to be able to carry out our duties as MPs; and I know I stole that money to remove wisteria from my house, got caught out and had to pay it back to the taxpayer from whom I had stolen it but I honestly honestly honestly did not steal that bottle of champagne.
Scout’s honour!
I did used to smoke pot do acid and coke and fuck whores.
Better delete that last bit before I submit my com
If not for the caps I’d think this was you, tat.
Not TAT. Not his tyle.
This is a labour troll – damian relieving his boredom with the current labour education system in which he has been imprisoned for his sins.
Here you are damian complaining about tory ministers thieving benefits (and indeed they have) . But you need to balance that with a view about the labour failed, incompetent ministers who troughed major expenses like bob aintbustingut and kev (nearly £1million between them) . And then let’s not forget labour ministers who have broken the law and look like getting off scotch free – harpy harriet and baroness scotland!!
And then let’s not forget LYING. Gordon, our PM, told the House of Commons that his Army Commanders had told him they had everything, EVERYTHING, they needed to fight the war in Afghanistan.
Now, today General Sir Richard Dannatt (Retired) has revealed that the Army have been pleading for months for at least 2000 more troops and more equipment and that gordon has kept turning them down.
So dave experimented with drugs in his uni days did he? And that’s more important than the fact that gordon’s lying to the House about the troops needs in Afghanistan?
Labour treat the public as idiots. They will find out in 2010 that they have made a fatal mistake.
ofcourse I would not write such a libellous comment as that nell.
unless it were true, in which case it isn’t libellous, and in which case if I had written it I would be in the clear, legally speaking.
’tis a rum state of affairs when the conservative leader and shadow chancellor are both benefit cheats who are boasting at conference about their policy of cracking down on benefit cheats.
what a fucking carry on, eh nell? couldn’t make it up, could you? it’s a fucking farce nell. an anti-democratic party political carve up and sell off of our democracy being committed by c’unts like gordon brown and david cameron.
but, thanks to the corruption and thievery being committed at the very highest levels of party politics, a hung parliament is slowly but surely sailing into view.
vote independent nell, the tories don’t give a fuck about you, you are just fodder to them. that is the truth.
regardless of how you vote I would just like to say that I think you are one hell of a lady nell.
God Bless you nell, and God Bless our troops in Afghanistan tonight.
that is more important than all the chatter and point scoring indulged by the trolls of all parties who infest this place.
isn’t it.
I wonder who’s conference has been watched the most???
Anyone know when the Question Time with Nick Griffon is on as well?
I think Oct 22nd.
ta dack
McMillan Scott writing in the Guardian again, I do hope the Sun stick a journo on him he looks the shifty type.
We are still in recession, boys and girls. Looks like we weren’t the first out, Gordon
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8292958.stm
No surprise there then, £175 billion of quantitative easing spent creating a phoney market in Government bonds to fund the weekly overspend of a bankrupt administration.
Just got a letter from the HM Revenue and Customs (VAT) office to say they are moving their account to Royal Bank of Scotland – Gordon’s last throw of the dice
….. who’s the bastard in the HMR&C what’s leaked the secret move?
You must be wrong . Gordon says we are ‘best placed’.
gordon denies we will have to make cuts – all he has to do is to ‘spend spend spend’ and we shall find prosperity!!!!
gordon says he has saved us from boom and bust
gordon says the rest of the world regard him as their economic saviour. I think gordon needs to write his next book entitled ‘ chairman brown’s red book on dominating the economic world’.
Oops gordon. ‘No-one is listening to you’
Nell, calm down, dear.
George Osborne’s speech earlier today outlined some hard-to-take cuts (not for me personally, you understand, but…). Anyway, Osborne’s (stated) plans still only add up to one-twentieth of the savings that need to be made. The Cons are lying too. Only nothing like as much as Labour! The future’s bleak: the future’s poverty.
The future’s bright; the future’s orange.
According to the BBC the structural defict is 33bn quid. Which, by a curious quirk of fate is the average deficit we were running from 2002 to 2008. Far be it from me to suggest the 33bn quid is the cost of hiring one million bedwetters, boxtickers and bastards that Gordon hired in 2002.
Although that is exactly what I’ve been saying for the past five years elsewhere.
Again, according to the BBC the Tories latest wheeze – simply freezing public sector pay will save 7bn quid a year. Hmmm. So a payrise of 1 or 2 % is worth 7bn quid eh?
The solution is simple.
Do you want to keep all your jobs and take a 10% pay cut or will we just fire one in ten of you fuckers. Tell you what make it 20% or one in five to be on the safe side.
Just think how much we’d save, if we weren’t paying £45 million per day + in subs, to the EU!
I SAVED THE WORLD !
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23754088-tory-held-at-conference-for-stealing-champagne.do