Big Brother Watch’s Alex Deane spotted Lord Falconer outside the Tory Conference. With Cameroons openly speculating about welcoming some Blairites into their big tent, one wonders what he is doing in town. Surely he would be one Blairite too far, though he wants Brown out – sooner – and more sorely than the Tories do.
As to why he was hanging around he was keeping schtum…
LOL-Factor | Harry Cole
Goodwife Brooks Gossiped With the Devil | Standard
Barker: Mad Ministerial Microwaver of Dog Cushions | Scrapbook
Being the ‘Yes’ Man of Europe Has Got Ireland Nowhere | Irish Times
The Battle of 1922 | James Lansdale
Lurch to the Left? | Kirsty Walker
Greek Depositors Withdrew €700 Million Monday | Wall Street Journal
Macrory Off | PR Week
Adam Smith to Testify | Guardian
Britain is Conning the Bond Market | Speccie
SOAS and “Typical Israelis” | The Commentator
Re-moding | Dot Commons
The 1922 Voting Calculations of a Tory MP | Paul Goodman
Irish Referendum – ‘Yes’ is ‘Ticket for Titanic’ | Irish Indy
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Gobby livens up the Brooks’ press conference:
“Have you had any messages of support from the Prime Minister?”
Mr Bryant and Mr Watson managing to make the whole hacking affair look like a farce – the more they moan the less I care about the whole subject! So partisan it beggars belief at all costs. They cannot rise above it ! If I was to call the PM a ‘liar’ I would want to be VERY sure.
didnt give the legal advice on iraq?
yeah twice I believe. Bit like the Irish referendum the first answer was incorrect so he had to do it again.
Bit like working at the treasury.
No, those ‘predictions’ are no good. Find me some ones that look like this and then reverse engineer the scenario.
Brown’s M.O. since 1997.
the “not my fault” line
Why do they always recycle failed politicians?
This whole thing gets more sickening by the day. The last piece of democracy running down the road. Not asking to turn the lights out as they are already out, as No fuck-er can afford to have them on. Devaluation on the way interest rates at 15% What a bunch of self serving hypocrits. Only trouble is they are putting every one out of business.
Using these treasury predictions (which I dictated) I will mainly be borrowing an insane amount of money this year. Just like last year. Only more so.
Using this MI5 Memo which I dictated I shall be basing my decision to go to war in Iraq on the loosely worded ‘conclusions’ I planted in there.
Just you try and prove otherwise.
Special envoy for “president Blair” perhaps ?
Poor Dr Kelly, just shows you that Greg Dyke got away quite lightly for telling the truth. Its great when you live in a country YOU GET TOPPED OR SACKED FOR TELLING THE TRUTH.
No, that was Lord Goldsmith. Easy mistake to make – both parachuted into the Lords in 1997 from the same barristers’ chambers. Difference is that Goldsmith’s got a job whereas Falconer hasn’t. Last I heard Brown wasn’t paying him as big a pension as Falconer claimed.
Quite right too. Charley was only responsible for destroying our civil liberties not the Iraqui kids deaths. Not quite a Hoon but simply because he was competiting against the actual Hoon (unbeatable in Hoonish circles).
Why have you got pictures of a fat bastard.
LM has some hot pictures on their website for a change
http://londonmuslims.blogspot.com/
I’d shag her for a fee.
Mandy would rather shag Anton.
It’s a bit like GCSE course work. you do an essay, submit it to the Teacher and they scribble all over it in red. You then take it away, do what they say and hey presto, A* for the work.
If only they had given a clearer mandate on the outcome, he would have got there a lot quicker and we would have the boys home by now…
Didnt know Rouass was a Muslim.
Anyway Burke is living up to his name and yeh Guido used to do a hot babe or was it hot totty thingy.
Guido lets have some hot totty back
I’m here
NewGirl hot totty = Hot Glittery Town
hey new girl, where have you been you old slag?
NewGirl hot totty = Tit or wetly thong?
(Apologies NG)
The brainless micks didn’t have to fall for it, did they?
They were bribed until they caved in. Bloody morons, the lot of them. Just shows the quality of education in the Emerald Isle. Independent thought? Never heard of it. Pass the Guinness, Paddy! Two words show beyond any sliver of doubt that the EU is a steaming pile of opportunistic, domineering, interfering, fascistic crap – Tony and Bliar.
Well the Heir to blair would welcome one of the family in. Blood is thicker than water.
Cryptic clue perchance?
From Minute 16.30
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00n9m8q/Newsnight_05_10_2009/
After tying miliband up in knots last week Paxo is brought back down to earth by Boris.
All that happened was that Bore us back pedalled so hard he kept falling over.
That Bore us has a strange congenital condition, seen it before.
There’s nothing like an objective opinion. And that’s nothing like an objective opinion.
Bore us back pedalled himself into buffoonery as usual.
Either way it’s time to admit that the Conservitudes have the white flag unfurled and ready over Europe.
Question:
Why no campaign for a straight forward ‘in’ or ‘out’ plebiscite on membership of the European Union?
Answer:
hmmmm……. there is a policy…………..hmmmm
(ask Ken Clarke)
“Either way it’s time to admit that the Conservitudes have the white flag unfurled and ready over Europe.”
No MB, that has been labour and lib-dem policy all along, we haven’t a fucking clue what the tories will do yet and if, come the election, we still don’t know, or it does become a reluctant surrender, then they will lose a massive load of votes to UKIP.
The only issue regarding Europe at the moment is why the lying pricks in the Labour Party reneged on that mandate promise to offer a referendum.
Boris played Paxman extremely well, in fact Paxo threw in the towel at the end of the interview. Very funny, and an object lesson in how to beat the Beeb.
That’s no way to talk about Paxman, MB! You should be ashamed of yourself. He’s a highly professional broadcaster and long time journalist. Could you do his job? No, you couldn’t, so back off and leave Paxman alone!
That’s pointless
Just like you with your tired old student politics then – “conservitudes” etc
225.
Maybe it’s time you and Paxo got a proper job, instead of exuding such waffle.
Boris beat Paxo hands down last night, lovely to watch. Best Al Beeba capitulation was on Jeremy Vine show today though . The usual Nuliebour plants were allowed on the telephone lines, they all have ‘special’ number connections. Cut out the Cancer Dave. End state broadcasting.
Absolute classic. Thanks for flagging that up. (I’m abroad so can’t access iPlayer, but could find the interviews on Youtube).
I’m wondering if I’m gonna get to see Hague’s conference speech. Apparently it was damned firey. Not on YouTube yet, but fingers crossed.
Thx again.
Will it is on one of the earlier threads
William Hague’s speech was brilliant, but we are unlikely to see any of it reported on BBC news or News Night.
All the BBC can do is wheel our Kevin MeGuire who was alleged to have commented “Gordon Brown’s only chance of being re-elected is if Madeleine’s body was found in David Cameron’s garage” That’s only type of Labour supporter the BBC can unearth, what a legacy for 12 years of new Labour.
Oh, dear. I see MB doesn’t do irony. Ho hum…
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
thank you for that ,wonderful speach
B OLL OC KS
shinks of crap
Bald headed hoon!
Paul Waugh Blogs that this is, the transmitted material is an edited version, I would love to see the unedited cut.
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23752982-boris-v-paxo-the-clashes-that-newsnight-viewers-didnt-see.do
Thank you for that. Paxo was well and truly stuffed.
Boris 1, Paxo 0.
As complete a demoition of Paxo as I’ve yet seen, and Boris was totally reasonable.
Wonder what Paxo got up to at university? Was he a total goody-goody?
Demolition, of course.
I thought Paxo was going to give Bozza a filthy look, stand up and storm off forgetting he was connected to his mike…
Paxo’s face went puce with rage — priceless!
That was fun.
Can’t get it here in la belle France …. Paxman Boris thing i mean.
You can watch the Youtube version here. Just click the link below
Interesting to see that aul Waugh blogs that the transmitted interview was edited, I would love to see the original.
Boris v Paxman: the Newsnight clashes viewers did not see
Merci beaucoup anoymous ….
Boris is briliant. Isn’t he though. Fucking hilarious.
Hold on! you chose to become a journalist. What kind of job is that? Sitting around all day…
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Class act.
“Get a proper job…” ha ha ha ha ha!
I wish Bullingdon Clubbers would just say, “You don’t get Firsts at Oxford (as we have) unless you study very hard for them, the Club was a very minor footnote of our time there, stop obsessing.”
‘The blessed sponge of amnesia has wiped the slate of memory’
Hahahahahaha…
Fucking brilliant.
And Boris’s face was a picture when Paxo asked about ‘And after that he chooses to become a PR man. Of all the many possibilities….’
It was a full-on ‘What kind of C*nts question is that?’
Even Paxo was laughing when he got stuck into him for becoming a journalist.
Boris for PM.
Then Hague.
Then Hannan.
The Tories are spoiled for talent and Labour has literally fuck all. In fact if they had fuck all talent it wouldn’t be so bad. What they have is a special breed of anti-talent. Where power seems to accrue to the most fuckwitted individuals you could imagine in your worst nightmare populated entirely by utter fuckwits.
Anybody who took Boris’s five minute, point blank refusal to promise a referendum on the Lisbon Treaty when the Cons gain power as good reason to vote for them must want their head looking into.
Bore us back pedalled all the way, ‘yeah but no but’
It was like watching Vickie Pollard in Little Britain, except that Little Britain is actually funny unlike Bore us the buffoon.
There is though a startling similarity between Vickie Pollard and Bore us Johnson, no?
What is it about that man? Seen the condition before, now what is it?
It is amusing that apart from free loading at the House of Commons and the orifice of London’s Mare he makes most of his ill gotten from being a bumptious journalist, phwoar, phwoar, phwoar!
No campaign for a straight forward ‘in’ or ‘out’ of the EU plebiscite from the so called euroseptic tanks then, no surprise.
What’s up with the numb ring?
So MB you do agree with UKIP and B&P? Thought so.
Shoo shee oh Conservitude mollusc, wave the tentacles around, sense the Conservitude policy position on Europe?
That’s right there isn’t one — nothing.
On the right there is no campaign for a straight ‘in’ or ‘out’ of the EU plebiscite for a good reason.
They know their bluff would be called and they’d lose hands down.
“Yeah but no but….”
The fact is this is yet another issue shoveled down the line for the next government to sort out. Another bottled decision by Brown. Coward.
It would be like someone in Italy in WW2 saying: “I really think we need to have a referendum on this alliance we entered in to with Germany.”
Paxman was in a rage. One of the reasons Paxman can’t cope with Boris and looked such a loser was that Boris is a journalist. And if you interview a fellow journalist they always, always interview and question the person who is trying to interview them.
I did it myself with some poor cub reporter who was trying to interview me for the local rag the other week. We just can’t help it!
However, the other reason he was in such a rage was because he knew Boris had found him out and that, as a result, so had the public.
Boris was actually quite civil to Paxo – when Paxman brought up the Bullingdon and champagne bit Boris could have said “what’s with all the class war stuff – you’re a public schoolboy yourself.”
Easy to see why Marr wouldn’t go near Boris, after what the media did to Boris over his away fixtures.
I thought he was a embarrassing blithering idiot throughout, and paxo eased of not make him look a complete chump
Not what i saw. Boris showed Paxo to be following a partisan character trashing agenda and ignoring the big issues. Boris’s eyes said “what a wanker”. Paxos eyes said “oh shit, I sound like a right wanker who has been told what to ask”. That is why he backed off.
Indeed.
Call yourself a journalist Paxman?
Why was you embarrassed, are you a friend of his?
Brilliant Panto. Put ‘em both on the stage.
A pity we have a Country to run.
Get a first at uni did you anon? maybe you are the first rate chump
You really should try watching with the sound on. anon 12.45.
I thoroughly enjoyed that !
That was brilliant!
Having voted for Boris just to get rid of Red Ken, I can honestly now say that I would be more likely to vote for the conservatives is Boris was leading them. Boris for PM!
You gotta laugh.Underneath that buffoon facade, is a clever , wily geezer ! He says it as it is , and bet having a few beers with him is a right larf.Boris is a legend, unlike the usual , run of the mill fuckhead politicians.
Stephen Fry has directed his three quarters of a million Twitter followers to a letter he has signed causing the ‘Labour List’ website to crash.
PMSL – no-one told Alix Smith about “scalability” then?
You would have thought that some Hoon like Draper had set it up…
What’s that Lord Forkbender onside the Tory party conference must be a spy seeing if there is an opening for a former attoney general but can he be trusted
“advice” – Oooooh, THAT’s what it was…..
When I look at Falconer, his flatmates and his co-conspirators, apart from £££’s, the only other things that come to mind are lamposts and piano wire.
It would have to be strong wire to hold that fat carcass long enough to choke.
The enema of my enema is my fiend … but just so long as nobody mentions forces housing to William Hague?
O/T but very important! Please sign this petition to back President Vaclav Klaus of the Czech Republic’s brave stand against the Lisbon Treaty:
http://www.petitiononline.com/sptklaus/petition.html
Let’s get a MILLION signatures.
Are they all starting to panic
Sky now reporting Comres has the Tories on 42% and labout 27%
So 27% of UK voters are self-harming imbeciles?
Correct! Never underestimate just how stupid much of the UK population is. I deal with them every day.
Actually, if their harming was limited to self-harming I’d have no problem. They’re not self-harmers, they’re fucking harming everybody by their idiocy.
This 27% are far from being self-harming imbeciles. They are mostly public sector workers or benefit recipients (same thing). They know what is in their own best self-interest.
Yup – no stupidity there – they know which side their bread is buttered. They’re not stupid, just evil.
Which is great. It will make everyone feel so much better, morally, after the mass executions.
oh yeah frank, the public sector cleaners and carers and low paid administrators on £6 an hour take home and a pension of three grand a year are really wicked people.
you fucking imbecile frank.
Don’t forget to rant against, stigmatise and vilify construction companies, defence contractors, army, navy, airforce service people, oh and don’t forget the banks, now that their in state hands.
But that won’t happen because Conservitudes and the right only attack groups that can’t fight back.
fuck off you idiot.
you, masterbaiter, are like gordon brown, you are both a fucking liability to working people.
the road to hell is paved by dimwits like you.
bugger off to conservativefoam, there’s a good cripple.
the public sector cleaners and carers .. on six quid an hour. They’ve all been ‘outsourced’ to various agents run by Labour apparatchiks. The cleaners probably are getting six quid an hour but they are now off the public payroll to make way for the one million bedwetters, box-tickers and bastards employed to hide a further million jackasses from the dole queue.
And the agency that employs all thse cleaners and carers will be a well-connected friend of this evil, mendacious government. And the fucker will have 100 cleaners earning 600 quid an hour to share between them and he’ll be keeping the other 600 quid for himself.
A bit like Labour’s PFI initiatives. It doesn’t matter how shit the deal. Just proclaim you’ve ‘invested’ 2 billion quid building a new hospital. Actually dont. Just claim ‘confidentiality’ on any individual deal and report a combined figure for all the ‘investment’ you’ve made.
It is hard not to agree with the conspiracy theorists taht they fucked this all up deliberately. It’s so thorough in its scope that it’s hard to believe it is just pure incompetence.
thankyou for developing my point.
Seroxat’s up for a fight, put em up go on put em up, put em up, go on put em up.
ad infinitum
The right won’t say a word against the road and rail construction companies, the defence contractors and the forces personnel, yet all of them are paid by the tax payer.
Funny that
you mean defence contractors like BAe ?
the one where Tony called off the investigation, that one ?
good one!
masterbaiter is so full of shit it is quite incredible.
he is like the magic porridge bowl, but instead of porridge he pours out a never ending stream of shit.
Good one titfer! It almost makes me want to vote independent.
Come on Seroxat up em up go on put em up Goldilocks put em up great flaccid lump, put em up!
grrrrr!
ad infinitum
power is slipping away from the fascist new labour war and occupation party and this is the best you can do?
oh dear.
you pathetic wanker.
Don’t forget the bankers, they’re state controlled here in the UK, in the US and in most of Europe.
Funny that
oh yeah frank, the public sector cleaners and carers and low paid administrators on £6 an hour take home and a pension of three grand a year are really wicked people..
They and their ilk are fucking my country and fucking my children’s future by continually voting for socialist policies, so yes chum, I’m afraid IMO they are. You think everyone in the Soviet Union was determined to nuke us if we stepped on their toes hard enough? No, of course not, I dare say they were nice people, most of them. But they banded together to perpetuate a system that *would* have nuked us. I’d say, in political terms, evil is an emergent phenomena – it draws on the group, it comes from the group, it is a function of the power that group provides in terms of physical presence numbers, economic might, social pressure and inertia. For evil to prosper all that is necessary is… etc etc.
The problem is that every individual can say to themselves “I’m not so bad. I do not harm. Well, just a tiny bit” But those tiny bits add up. Read Hitler’s Willing Executioners. Read about the GDR too.
Now, the guilt is not all on one side. Because what is also necessary for evil to prosper is that good men do nothing. And okay, we dont’ do *nothing*, but we don’t do enough. The first thing we don’t do is get the message out hard and clearly and firmly enough that socialism is evil. It is, right at source, in every implementation and in every theory, evil. it is the most monstrously inhuman doctrine ever devised. Slavery. Slavery of the able. So, is a cleaner evil? Not necessarily. Is a cleaner who votes labour evil? Yes. A little bit.
you fucking imbecile frank
Only time will tell.
KR-RAAAAARRRKK!!! KRIPPLEKRIPPLEKRIPPLE! FIGHTFIGHTFIGHT!
correction: frank, you are not an imbecile, you are a fucking lunatic.
take your rants against low paid workers elsewhere you fuckwit.
conservativefoam are always looking for morons like you.
go there now.
Low paid workers? Some of my best friends are low paid workers. Did you not read wot I wrote? I’m not fussed that they are low paid, or even that they work for the public sector. I’m fussed about how they *vote*.
Try reading it again. You’ll get it.
that is why you are a fuckwit frank.
DOH!
I thought I was a lunatic? What am I, a fuckwit or lunatic? Please make your mind up, this could be critical in court.
FrankFisher: “I’d say, in political terms, evil is an emergent phenomena – it draws on the group, it comes from the group, it is a function of the power that group provides…”
An excellent observation.
No, sadly. 27 % of the population know that any other vote would tear the state teat from their mouths – the payroll vote (including the benefits payroll)
Alan Douglas
hate to piss on your party but some benifit claiments will vote tory
Hey guys, go easy on the benefit cheats please.
There is an estimated 50 applications for each true UK job vacancy on average, the people seeking these jobs are victims of asset stripping,off-shoreing or eastern block cheap labour.The real parasites are the asylum seekers that have travelled across 15+ countries to recieve there benifits and peddle their crime. All of the above mentioned is a result of our membership in the EU, but things will get worse, the dollar will go tits up anytime now and lead to a new world currency and that is us well fucked.
I think you mean “self-abusing”.
Why would Cameron enterain anyone associated with a new Liebore. If you shovel sht you end up smelling of ti
Quite.
Blair and his AG should both face a Nuremberg Trial on Labour’s Wars – Day 2 of the new government’s agenda. Prepare the Tower.
What we need is a communist-style purge. Get rid of all Labour MPs, apparatchiks and sympathisers…
They’ll do that themselves…given the past and present Communist leanings of the Labia Party.
yes Sir Richard Dannut is preparing a cell right now!
The ony way any of Bliars crony’s shoule be invited into the tent is to string the fuckers up.
W.W.
Or preferably scalped.
It’s really not a good idea to try to string someone up inside a tent.
Depends on how tall the tent is.
I can think of a big enough one on the site of a former gas works in Greenwich.
Ok if it’s one of those big tents!
The BBC’s DAILY tracker has not been updated since 1st Oct. perhaps they should call it a WEEKLY tracker?
or a WEAKLY tracker more like?
Does this mean chumps like Alan Milburn will turn up on the Tory side?
Fawkes as you done a live chat for gordons speech last week can we assume that one will happen with dave ?
Guido why can you not distinguish between ‘to’ and ‘too’?
two what are you referring ?
Et tu Tu Tu?
Desmond?
Two hits to who?
Well I appreciated your name/comments Owl lolol rofl lmfao!
Surely you’re too wrong Annonymous, or have I lost my marbles?
Errr, isn’t he Tony Blair’s best mate? Perhaps doing a bit of canvassing for President Blair?
If he did cross the floor though, the Brownite-Blairite civil war in Labour would go nuclear…
Please come over Charlie, you are very welcome. All is forgiven.
If Charlie did cross the floor ,the NuCons would come in 4th just ahead of NuLiebour,it’s bad enough him being at the conference,slivers of paper etc.
Being Tony’s best mate is all he has done. Checking the carpet for the President’s arrival?
Taking the temperature for his mate President-in waiting-Phony so they can head off any challenges… delegates should keep very very stumm when that traitors’ about.
Rat jumping a sinking ship is still a rat.
He’s so fat ,he’d sink the lifeboat.
For avoidance of doubt:
Divide and rule is the benefit, not the endorsement of the useless fat fucker.
Tony’s crony Lord Fatty Falconer: a political career consisting of the Millennium Dome, then John Prescott’s asinine department, then buggering up the criminal justice system, then finally monkeying with the constitution to give Blair and the executive more power. Oh and Going Mental reminds us of that delicate, impartial advice on Iraq. Who needs him?
What the fuck is Falconer doing there? Chuck the hooning bastard in the Manchester Ship Canal!
He’s a sinker, though.
no definetly a floater I’m afraid
Falconer wasn’t attorney general and didn’t give advice on Iraq.
He was Lord Chancellor.
But don’t let facts disturb the oozing tosh produced by the dinosaur like dimwits of the right that infest this blog.
WOW MB finally got something right
Never thought I would see the day that happened.
Thanks MB
Of course the Lord Chancellor would have had nothing to do with the illegal decision on Iraq because he is only a member of the Cabinet and is responsible for the efficient functioning and independence of the courts.
Perhaps he was on his lunch break at the time it was discussed.
Flaky, the government depends on the Attorney General to provide legal advice, that is the constitutional role of the Attorney General, but don’t let facts stand in the way, after all the Daily Mail never does.
don’t let constitutional niceties stand in the way after all Labour doesn’t
So Blair – a lawyer – vos only obeying orders? Tell that to the marines in the Hague.
No Blair covered his arse by getting the official advice of the attorney general on the legality or otherwise of the invasion.
The full version of the advice hasn’t been released yet, from which it can be inferred that the cover it provided was not double ply.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilet_paper
No MB-the Chiefs of Staff insisted on Goldsmith signing off the legality of the War to protect the troops from the ICJ.
Flaky, the government depends on the Attorney General to provide legal advice, that is the constitutional role of the Attorney General, but don’t let facts stand in the way, after all the Daily Mail never does.
So that would be the Hooness Scottie then?
When the Attorney General is in the position of having to advise the government about her own situation of having broken the law then that is a clear conflict of interest. There is only one possible course of action…
Carry On Troughing!
Do you mind. We’ve spent years cleaning the canal up. Now you want to dump pollutants in it. Shove off.
we could always burn the fat fuck warmonger on a bonfire.
that would mean no contamination to the canal.
it’s a win win!
Nah, cannot do that.
Man Made Global Warming innit.
You’re replying to your own posts again
Oh no I’m not!
Fuck off troll. Tat may have issues but he’s no thief.
His support for the suicide assistance is paying dividends. It now says that all people that have no “future life quality” should take the right choice and people will help them.
Now think about children in this county that can see that any recorded aberrant behaviour will stay with their records for their life and bar them from any caring/financial jobs. Even a 71 year old great granny defending her house with a lethal poking finger is now a criminal! Our society is broken for children and we daily tell them that they can not escape. ID cards, criminal record checks, NHS records available to all. There is no way to shake off a bad childhood.
Youngsters, that by their birth community and early life errors, have therefore no future life quality that is obvious to them. So we get Scottish bridge incidents and other daily pacts.
If he has a conscience he would take his advice and jump into the canal. Using his argument we could push the pelican crossing button to help him across.
It’s too far, throw him in the Irwell.
Meet the new boss, same as the old boss – Pete Townsend
Seriously, do people think anything is going to be different under a Conservative government?
The Bilderberg Group and the EU run this place. Cameron is just another PR savvy stooge for the same authortarian powers that run this place.
Hardly surprising to see Lord Falconer mincing around the fascist hoon
I seriously think some things are going to be different under a Conservative Government, since you ask.
Not necessarily as good as I wish, but certainly better than I fear if Labour continue.
Whoever runs the place has faces a monumental task which Labour are simply not up to.
Their latest schoolboy ruse of making an announcement that should been made at their conference during the Tory conference shows the paucity of their decency and underlines the feebleness of their tactics. My only surprise is that Brown didn’t announce it from Afghanistan.
Is it the case that the Sun announcing it’s backing for Cameron was a surprise to the Conservitude campaign managers?
Maybe not.
This isn’t tiddly winks and it’s only starting, stop blubbing or just go home and join the Limp Dumbs.
double yawn
yawn, yawn
The timing was probably Coulson’s idea in revenge for Hard Labour’s pathetic smear attempts.
Ho ho ho. Just admiring your many comments about the ‘truth’ Coming from someone who has posted the largest volume of unsubstantiated(at best) or just plain wrong information on this blog,this seems a tad hypocritical. Given you seem to favour a regime which took the line of ‘no cuts’ only last June but now talks of repaying 50% of the national debt in four years, I wonder how in touch with reality you are.
I am not right wing or a Tory voter,so kindly do not assume all posters on here fit your neat view of the world.
So what?
Tha Balls defence again… don’t you mean, “So weak”?
Look it up in Hansard.
So what? You must be El Gordo’s balls support
M.B.
Can you tell us why Labour broke their manifesto promise to hold a referendum on the EU.?
Like everything else – leave all the shite for the Tories to clear up.
Ready for some red-hot Socialist Action, Baiter? Sounds a right Lark. You’re right, it isn’t tiddlywinks. What you gonna do when the Government falls, and it’s a free-for-all like a bar-room brawl? Call the police, like most lefters do when cornered. Only, soon, they’ll be tooooo busy, even for important fellows like you.
The Rage in this country is growing. And people like you are the target,
‘Ark at ‘er wood yuh!
Something has to be different because we can’t prosper with this mountain of debt around our neck.
Which continues to grow unabated @ £?000 per second. Last number I heard was 6.
They don’t actually ‘run’ anything. They just interefere. Most of the important stuff happens anyway, whether the pols like it or not. Their role is to make random interventions, sometimes for good and sometimes harmfully, and to satisfy their need for money, fame and power.
You can add the Council on Foreign Relations and Common Purpose to the “lets take over the world” group alongside Bilderberg Group.
The EU is just a product of their endeavours.
Sadly I have to agree with you 100% UK DebtSlave….
WE PAID OUR MORTGAGE FOR A WHILE AT 15% UNDER THE TORIES…..
My MP as already said numerous times is Ken Clarke, Europhile and long-time Bilderberg attendee. I’ve never voted for him and I’m not about to start now….
NO we did not, THAT was the overnight Interbank Rate.
Next time why not check your facts before writing ?
And whilst we are at it, the only reason for the Interest Rates to go so jigh was because Major was following a PLlicy of shadowing the German Dm, which WAS FULLY PUBLICLY SUPPORTED by Bliar and Brown, until of course the crisis, and then suddenly they developed amnesia about it.
Oh and remind me who John Major has been/was working for since he ‘retired’ from “politics” ….join the dots and follow the money to the ‘C’ Group….
Major is another “politician” who swore blind we could trust him with his ‘back to basics’ policies of honesty – only to be exposed as having had a four year relationship with the egg-woman whilst espousing ‘family values/morals’.
Same s*£t, different a’hole.
Yaroooooooo!
State of it! Perhaps a modicum of sympathy could be extended to Charlie though. He has after all had to endure the horrible coupling of the gruesome twosome in an adjacent reptile chamber, with all the rattling and hissing that entails – and survived.
Then again, maybe not. Slam a ‘Kick Me Hard!’ giant post-it on his back and see who bites would you?
Another grossly overweight, dangerous, fat muppet. Talentless and patronising, with the sole qualification of being someone elses (Bliar’s) mate. Eric Pickles’ evil twin. Yet more evidence (not that any is needed) that all these scum-bags are in the same criminal gang and the only political convictions they have (apart from all the criminal convictions) are those which further enrich them and their mates.
Have a taxidermist stuff both Falconer and Pickles and use them as bookends in the commons library.
He seems to be there in the company of The West Wing’s Will Bailey, too. All very mysterious.
Another bloated lump of lard whose only loyalty is to his pocket. British politics is lousy with such beasts.
That’s just Westminster tittle – tattle!
A class warrior me!
Working man I am, me!
Working class credentials going back years, me!
Croquet anyone?
There is probably one guy who really gets up my nose big time around the conference and that is Kevin Maguire, every time I hear his voice I want to stuff something in the guy’s mouth. I think is life’s goal is to save Gordon from obscurity, a “finger in the dam” come to mind, someone should let Maguire down gently.
… I want to stuff something in the guy’s mouth
Join the queue
me first, me first, me first, me first.
I can think of bigger sharper things to shove into him..and it wouldn’t be his mouth.
Like a phosphorous grenade…. minus the fucking pin.
Kevin Maguire was on LBC at the weekend spouting about millionaires in the Tories.
real chip on his shoulder
would comment on the number of New Labour Cabinet ministers though
the guy is a joke
The free booze tents at the NuLab conference were thin on the ground ‘cos no-one (apart from the muppets making up the 27%) think they will win.
I think he’s just there for free beer and chips.
If he’s hoping for some freebie Pol Roger he will be disappointed – Big Dave has banned the shampoo.
Not enough room for him and Pickles, surely?
could be a charity boxing match ?
If you go take a plastic mac and get a seat in the back row. You’ll still be able to see plenty but will be safe from a Mr Creosote experience.
Sumo wrestling surely
I must have got this wrong – but I’m listening to the Tory Conference online and it appears David Bowie’s singing – what a coup for the Conservative Party
Phil Hammond on at 11:15 – usually good value and competitive!
Shame they couldn’t persuade Led Zep to do a comeback.
it’s E L O ‘s Mr Blue (Sky)
Do you feel a TWIT (coming on) ?
Do you feel like a twit?
Just located this on Comres by accident. Just wondering why Pravda are only asking this specific question to conservative councillors?
http://www.comres.co.uk/page1901194930.aspx
typical BBC Marxist mud-slinging
“Do you think your party’s role in the MPs’ expenses scandal has damaged you locally in terms of your MPs’ or candidates’ chances of being elected, or not?”
What a stupid question.
How can anyone answer that with a yes or a no.
Not the old “have you stopped beating your wife?”… trick again.
Tough question – let me get back to you
I’m glad this picture got published. I want Gordon to see his party faithful divided.
As for Lord Falconer – he certainly knows which side his bread is buttered!
Both sides?
Exactly.
Seems a few senior labourites are prepared to become turncoats . No doubt they’re anxious to preserve their place on the gravy tran.
Let’s not forget mandy said he’ll be happy to work for the tories.
I think the Tories could do worse than take up Mandy’s kind offer. After all, we need an Ambassador to Outer Mongolia.
Aw what have the outer Mongolians done to deserve that? We should send Mandy to the South Pole to monitor the annual ice melt. (he might even fall in if we are lucky)
Not barren enough.
How about Alaska?
Ambassador to Rockall?
Ambassador to Fuckall. What have the gannets and terns done to deserve that?
Fair point, Phil.
Ambassador to Nuclear Deep Repository?
It would be worth starting a space program again, just so Lord Voldermort can become Lunar ambassador!
He can sweep the streets for all I care
He does on a regular basis, then off to the Park at midnight.
Afghanistan’s a better choice. Didn’t they used to skin gays alive in the olden days?
We used to burn them in mediaeval England. With faggots as fuel, hence the name. In Afghanistan it is still the middle ages.
Probably just a quick stoning now – not enough spare time – what with all the ambushes to do.
I’m sure Helmand province could do with a new governor, send the shirtlifter there.
Fuck the tory conference. Have you ever tried hoying a 103″ wall mounted plasma TV out of a hotel window?
Fuck it the mini-bar’s empty.
Plus ça change.
Blue Labour it is then.
The Falcon is only at the Tory Conf to deliver orders from President Blair to DC.
…that’s his story and he’s sticking to it.
same shit different faces
did you mean ‘faeces’?
I’ll bring a knife and fork.
surely thats not all lard, is it?. did security check him for suicide belts?.
We didn’t need to bother. Nobody makes suicide belts that long.
No we do not. If that fat infidel exploded the resulting explosion would make Hiroshima look like a fart in the bath. Inshallah!
Gaston, a bucket for Mr Creosote.
It is a suicide “belt”. That much fat round the middle means Hypertension, Diabetes, Heart disease, Gall stones and possibly Cirrhosis. It may be really slow but it is suicide none the less.
6, 14, 32, 35, 45, 48. These are the six winning jackpot numbers in tomorrows night’s lotto, promise.
I’ve just put 10 million pounds on, hope your right
But the jackpot is a maximum £2.5 million and you would have won the same with a £1 lotto ticket .
Send your CV in a stamped addressed envelope, your just the man we need.
Stop trying to interrupt my speech.
you can tell it is in Manchester, the male prostitute is pictured holding an umbrella.
President Blairs old flatmate.
I would not trust this hoon with a bag of sweets.
If that’s a flat mate, I’d hate to see a lumpy one!
Spelling! spelling! FAT MATE
I would not trust this hoon with a bag of sweets.
President Blairs old flatmate.
Flatmate or fat mate?
lib/lab/con= all the same!!!!!!!!!!!!!
all lording it over us…………
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1218373/Former-Labour-minister-faked-death-Communist-spy.html
now what about gordon,badger,jack+mandy?
all well known communists……..
where are our Woodward+Bernstein?
No they are not all the same, where are you nutters comming from ? All the Conservative mp’s I’ve ever met have been normal ish people , who understand their constituents want to get on with their lives, make a bit of money, educate their children and not fall foul of some absurd law.
In contrast, both the labour mp’s I’ve met, have been complete loons – absolute foaming zealots . You really shouldn’t bracket them together !
oh yes we should backwardman, for they are as thick as thieves.
A major reason for the rise of the b+p and UKIP is the fact that even firm promises by the three major parties are not worth a candle. A few weeks ago Cameron gave a “CAST IRON GARENTEE” that he would hold a referendum on the Lisbon Treaty. Already he is now failing to reaffirm this promise since the Irish voted “yes”. He now looks to be as bigger liar as the Labour party, he knows that the overwhelming majority would vote “NO” on this issue. What a missed opportunity for a wipe out of Labour and the Lib-Dems. Under British law no government can tie the hands of its successor and that if he really wanted democracy on this issue gives him the freedom to allow a vote.
Such duplicity by both of these parties Tory and Labour is why the b+p and UKIP are becoming more to the forefront, neither side are listening to the electorate. We should wake up and smell the coffee before that arsehole Blair rules the world.
vote independent.
voting hitlerites into parliament is not the answer.
we did not defeat hitler’s fascism to then vote fascist c’unts into a British Parlaiment.
we already have enough fascism with the new labour war party in power, we do not need nor want even more nazis running around the place.
TaT. Me old mucka. How can you honestly state that UKIP are facists?
Please. How do you know that any of the Independents are not facist?
I was attacking the british nazi party, not UKIP.
please read my posts more carefully.
thankyou.
New High for US$ gold at 1025.8 this morning.
Sterling gold at £643 it’s high was £698 on 20.2.2009.
shall we sell some of our gold stash?
£6 a gram at Ellesmere Port Arcades yesterday.
At this point this is where Broon buys it all back.
***coffee splurt***
There was a brilliant report by the National Audit Office proving that using VaR methodology (yes, the same VaR methodology that the banks used to persuade themselves that all their toxic assets were just fine) Gordon reduced the risk to the Treasury by selling the gold for $275 per ounce. You see, the asset was worth $3.5 billion and we got cash. If we had kept the gold it would now be worth $14.7 billion, and all that $14.7 billion would be at risk if the value of gold went to nothing. So in pissing away $11.2 billion (NOT £2 billion as some stooges have said on here) the supreme imbecile did the right thing.
Oh boy a Law Lord who did nothing to enforce court orders and we had to wait for Jack Straw just to get his open court policy online Lord Falconer is happy to live a privaliged life but not make justice work in the UK!
I for one will be following the progress of the New Supreme Court and here is their first judgement;
http://business.timesonline.co.uk/tol/business/law/article6862386.ece
Charlie falconer – The Toad.
No stranger to the dining table.
So what are the Tories saying about women’s pensions? It is no good only telling half the story. Like the referendum Dave is NOT being straight
Yes, what about women’s pensions and why isn’t the current Equalities Minister saying anything?
She left the scene without giving an address
Whats happened to the ukip trolls today ? Place was crawling with them, or at least a bod with multiple aliases.
Good to see you’ve got some quality advertisers at last Fawkes !
Here.
Present
You rang?
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I didnt know this was a Tory site – I thought it was anti politics.
Yes I am a UKIP troll
Hi Mac. UKIP don’t have trolls. Only patriots with integrity
says the bloke in the Porsche !
Most UKIP supportes are really only conservatives or labour or liberal who want a chance of a democracy to talk in without european interference.
In the photo why is Falconer wearing a blue shirt? Is that the Manchester ship canal in the background and what the hell is he doing with his other hand.
These are very important questions that I will be asking during the Leaders televised debate.
it’s a spoof. It is pissing it down with rain in Manchester today, the dudes brolly would be up if it was kosher.
Falconer is the one in the white shirt.
It is not the Manchester Ship Canal. The clue is in the word ‘ship’. Ships are big.
My apologies your worship, lordship, or canalship.
I was obviously in err and meant the Manchester Shit Canal.
And another thing why is Falconer smiling if he’s in Manchester and can’t these people wear ties like all respectable labour twats.
Waiting for the pasties to arrive by the looks of him: fat Hunt.
He should retire, keep sparrows and eat bird seed
live chat on total politics
Are John Prescott and Eric Pickles related? Both fat troughers who think a lot of themselves.
Prescott and Pickles.
Separated at birth.
One porked and the other pickled.
They could be identical twins. Both act the same.
Chipolata or Pickles?
I wonder what tastes better?
Hmmmmmmmmm.
I really do think that Brown is a jonah. he sends Johnson and ‘elicopter Bob over to theatre in Afghanistan to take some media attention away from the Tory Conference only to be told by a soldier in no uncertain way that we ain’t got enough troops and equipment which is costing lives and as if to prove the point another soldier killed is announced today.
I suspect the real reason was so that Brown did not have to go and suffer that fate. Bob and Pat are expendable. One a scape-goat, the other a competitor. Brown had already arranged the headline grabber with Darling. Brown’s only obvious success – covering his own arse.
Not even CAM the SHAM would sink that low.
What’s the idea of making George look likes he’s stood in the tree tops as he makes his speech?
Better than Labour’s pink backdrop last week though.
Or Ed Balls hilarious Ross Noble routine. When he’s kicked out of government he can do stand-up for a living. I was in tears. And I mean that most sincerely.
Why would the Tories want to get into bed with a troughing serial failure like fat Charlie.
Doesn’t anyone remember the Millennium Dome, law reform, House of Lords reform, abolished the Lord Chancellor.
Everything he touches turns to dust
DO NOT GO THERE
Certainly a doubled edged weapon. Nice image of a senior rat abandoning a sinking ship. However, rescuing a plague ridden rat might not be good for the good ship Cameron.
They’re alll from the same shipyard. Vote UKIP.
Any NuLabour staffer should be avoided. This is just an attempt to plant an ‘insider’ to cause disruption from within in the future. They have all failed and can add no value. They should be tempted so that they make sacrifices and then at the last minute be told to *uck off.
has boy george grown up ?
Yes. He seems to have come of age. Excellent speech so far.
some good gags as well
impressive
I reckon he’s switched from charlie to pink whizz and special brew – that’ll give anyone balls.
BBC just announced:
“UK industrial output fell unexpectedly in August, confounding analysts’ expectations of an increase and casting doubt on the strength of the economy”
Stock Markets are surging this morning, pound is falling.
What the fuck is going on?
dead cat bounce as many have mentioned
they know the economy is fucked only McRuin does not. The move of the chancellor last night was most likely also seen as a panic move both economically and politically and markets don’t like that. The policy is ill thought through, rushed not comprehensive and affects only a small number and they don’t like that either.
Labour = fucked = UK = fucked thanks Labour (again)
Vote anyone but Labour
Look at gold…
Middle East Oil moving out of dollars. Stock market rush into assets. Fate of Sterling to follow dollar to basement. Inflation here we come. (See Gold)
I reckon so.
Fuck.
O/T I see NuLiebour suppporters over at LabourHome are trying to make political capital out of Tory run Birmingham Council’s problems with Social Services.
More gutter politics with selective memory loss.
Labour will try to sabotage the Tory Conference. After all, that’s exactly what the Tories did to them last week, wasn’t it……NOT!
Didn’t need to -they managed without help.
Correct Comrade…
stonking speech from George at the moment
keep this up!
What does stonking mean?
very very good
‘Browning’ an area with an artillery barrage. WWI military slang.
i am well fucking suprised at george
Brilliant 50,000 pension cap. Now we will have a mass rush for retirement from the public sector during the next few months.
This will mean that by May next year the majority of public sector troughers will be missing from the system.
It’s more humane than shooting them
Shame we couldn’t use them over in Helmand to check for IDEs. Just like they used to drive sheep over minefields.
Less fun though.
That would be the plan then. Better to budget for a known cost now, than to guess at an unknown cost for many years. ‘ Natural wastage ‘. Comes without strikes.
operational allowances for the military doubled!!
That will go down really really well
Not if you’re a RAGHEAD
Labour’s legacy, lest we forget:-
* £22,500 of debt for every child born in Britain
* 111 tax rises from a government that promised no tax rises at all
* The longest national tax code in the world
* 100,000 million pounds drained from British pension funds
* Gun crime up by 57%
* Violent crime up 70%
* The highest proportion of children living in workless households anywhere in Europe
* The number of pensioners living in poverty up by 100,000
* The lowest level of social mobility in the developed world
* The only G7 country with no growth this year
* One in six young people neither earning nor learning
* 5 million people on out-of –work benefits
* Missing the target of halving child poverty
* Ending up with child poverty rising in each of the last three years instead
* Cancer survival rates among the worst in Europe
* Hospital-acquired infections killing nearly three times as many people as are killed on the roads
* Falling from 4th to 13th in the world competitiveness league
* Falling from 8th to 24th in the world education rankings in maths
* Falling from 7th to 17th in the rankings in literacy
* The police spending more time on paperwork than on the beat
* Fatal stabbings at an all-time high
* Prisoners released without serving their sentences
* Foreign prisoners released and never deported
* 7 million people without an NHS dentist
* Small business taxes going up
* Business taxes raised from among the lowest to among the highest in Europe
* Tax rises for working people set for after the election
* The 10p tax rate abolished
* And the ludicrous promise to have ended boom and bust
* Our gold reserves sold for a quarter of their worth
* Our armed forces overstretched and under-supplied
* Profitable post offices closed against their will
* One of the highest rates of family breakdown in Europe
* The ‘Golden Rule’ on borrowing abandoned when it didn’t fit
* Police inspectors in 10,Downing Street
* Dossiers that were dodgy
* Mandelson resigning the first time
* Mandelson resigning the second time
* Mandelson coming back for a third time
* Bad news buried
* Personal details lost
* An election bottled
* A referendum denied
Fuck me are they in order of importance?.
That’s an impressive record no wonder 27% of the electorate want more of them but on the plus side which you omitted to mention we have the best soccer hooligans in the world.
Even they have gone downhill since the heyday of the early eighties. You average chav hoolie of today would be out of breath lifting his Doc Martens’ off of the pavement.
Italian Ultras and the cloggies could give the English a kicking any Thursday in Europe.
No wonder the Toytown Nazis want out.
Apart from that I thought we did rater well, me!
Brilliant. Permission to copy it and troll it on Labour blogs?
And now for chapeter 2:
Weelie bin Nazis
General grovelling to the EU
Government spending well over half of GDP…
The percentage is higher now than at any time in history, apart from during the Second Worls war. We won the Great war on a lower spending percentage:
http://www.ukpublicspending.co.uk/uk_20th_century_chart.html
It makes me laugh when someone says our current economic calamity is due to “capitalism” or whatever. If the government allocates over half of our nation’s resources, how the f**k is that capitalism?
Hospital parking charges and yellow lines everywhere administered by who knows who and pot holes in the road. recycling nazis, health and safety nazis and bullying police
Blocking perfectly good roads off with chicanes and traffic calming, 10 road signs and/or traffic lights at every junction…
Lets get Kevin McGuire, Toynbee, White, Marr, Robinson and the prize chump that is Fiona Phillips to defend that one.
@181 lest we forget
and thats just for starters.
hope you dont mind might just copy your list, just to show some delusional labourites, that still cant see no wrong with labour.
aye, – but ah did it my way!
An’ nuth’ns ma fult ye un’stn!
The hall is packed out.
Bit of a difference from the Labour Conference last wweek.
fuck i didnt know george had it in him
Agreed. Bloody good speech so far.
he might lose his “boy” tag know
nah, now you are being silly.
you silly scum tory.
A fat bastard placeman deliberatly put in by Blair to undermine the role of Lord Chancellor.
Lord mckay was a modest man with a 20 year old jag and he and his wife were quite satisfied with their little flat above the shop.
In comes fat bastard demanding £1000 a roll flock fucking wall paper and generaly making a mockery of this ancient title.
My beloved Lords becomes a den of thieves that the British people are now glad to see the back of.
Job done Tony you cu*t.
Well said!
fucking hell , how many policys?
Andrew Neil just said it was light on policies.
I really am getting sick of the BBC childishness.
Portillo just had a go at Andrew Neil describing it as “light”
The Boy has come of age, have to admit it’s a good speech.
‘Ere stop messin’ abahht!
Ladies and gentlemen. I’d like to introduce you to one of my son’s other lame alter egos.
he pretends to be George Osbourne and with his hilarious catchphrase, ‘ere stop messin’ abahht!’ He shows himself to be the pimply Gordon worshiping masterbation king that he really is.
Baiter, come down from your smelly room right now, I want you to pop down Asda for me, y’hear!
‘Ark at ‘er!
Absolutely brilliant speech!
8/10 speech Very good george
I can see the headline on the BBC now: “Osborne speech disappoints”
can see it yet but no doubt it will appear. Meanwhile they do have this thought they blame it on holidays????
UK industrial output fell unexpectedly in August, confounding analysts’ expectations of an increase and casting doubt on the strength of the economy.
It fell 2.5% from July, the biggest such fall since January, the Office for National Statistics (ONS) said.
The same measure of output was down 11.2% year-on-year, dashing hopes of a speedy economic recovery.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8292211.stm
This recession looks like turning out to be the Pitman shorthand sign for ‘bank’ shape — a curved down stroke with a horizontal line for those of you who are secretarially-challenged.
Susie!! you are in danger of giving your age away! I haven’t heard of a lady proficient in Pitman for many a long year. I didn’t think they did it any more, a lost art, a bit like morse code or using a slide rule?
Tragically, some ladies don’t do it ever.
Or Pitmans, for that matter.
Brillo and his two commentators complaining that he wasn’t ruthless enough.
For the food, preferably sausages? Although with Pickles around I doubt whether there’s much left.
Well, here we are in Brown’s Broken Britain. How long, do you think, will it take for the next Prime Minister to fix the damage Brown has done? And no matter who wins the next election, or if there’s a Labour Lid-Dem stitch-up, what’s the odds that Brown will NOT be the next Prime Minister, even if Labour DOES cobble together something that keeps the Tories out of No. 10?
Banana Boy Milliband refuses to apologise, Jack Jones WAS KGB spy, Human rights act MUST go, Crimespotting game worry in Brown’s Broken Britain
From being a supporter of the Human rights Act I now think there’s a good case for Cameron abolishing it, or replacing it with a Bill of Rights and Responsibilities for all subjects of the UK.
If Dave Komodo, lizard lips, flicking tongue and stupendous combover was to waddle his way to number 10 Downing Street and become Primp Minister there is nothing, nothing he could do about the Human Rights Act apart from renaming it.
The Human Rights Act is an obligation from being a member of the European Union.
It’s all hair spray and the lights are melting it.
well that explains why Blair and Brown keep giving away our money to Europe.
Go buy a spine boy.
Membership of the European Union means there is an obligation to have the Human Rights Act.
Why don’t the Euroseptic tanks campaign for a straight forward ‘in’ or ‘out’ plebiscite on membership of the European Union?
Anser:
The ‘out’ would out and out lose and the euroseptic tanks know it.
MB “Primp Minsister”
Is that someone who would be responsible for Gulags for Slags?
Roll over
Give in
say there’s nothing you could do.
Can’t imagine Chirac or Sarkozy accepting being stitched up.
Tony will do anything to feel liked and Gordon just bottles out. And you call that leadership!
Ps: Phew, managed to escape my mum, what a wheeze, got another laptop hidden in the cistern of a local gents loo. Nothing will stop me worshiping at the alter of Gordon and Goebbels! Smells like my bedroom in here, scrummy!
Altar not Alter. Try the spellcheck program! Dope!
So you are confirming that Brown/Blair surrendered us to an EU dictatorship and that we should leave as soon as possible?
I smell fear.
He is sitting in it.
Anyone got something to recommend for a flaky scalp and crumbling between the toes?
Fuck off you retarded barrel of monkeyspunk!
Boohoo, you’ve had it good for so long and now its pay back time for all of your, and your political masters ineptitude.
I love playing with trolls as they entertain me during those brief moments of respite that i get from actively working to increase the GDP and reduce the debt of this country.
You, Sir, are a pathetic, useless maggot of the lowest and most base order.
May all your children have small penises, including the girls.
And a bill of rights to execute in public 100 feral scum from Brown’s broken Britain EVERY week.
Oh and a Bill Of Rights to ensure every Labour cabinet member is never seen in the UK ever again.
If anyone hurt my grown up sister,my brother and I would bury them in a woodland plot ,never to be heard of again – and we assert our moral rights to do so.
Guardian is already squealing about a pay freeze on anyone in the public sector earning more than 18K. I think he should have pitched that a little higher – okay, hardly anyone in the public sector votes Tory, but Georgie shouldn’t be giving the dissilusioned labour voters any reason to get out of bed and actually vote Labour. We know these people vote only on their pockets – so showing them such an obvious effective cut directed solely at them could backfire. What he should have matched that with is a huge jump in the basic personal allowance. Maybe he will closer to the day. Hike that to 15K.
okay, hardly anyone in the public sector votes Tory
Frank, that’s a good point. But maybe we should say: “hardly anyone in the public sector has voted Tory”?
With the wage freeze things might not be quite as stable as they used to be. For example, someone I know works in a Job Centre Plus office which has had an 85% increase in unemployed people seeking their help. And they are understaffed. He used to be a Labour voter, but not any more.
Well he must have THE safest job in the country now thanks to Nulab, the only sector of the economy with growth potential, Jobseeker plus.co.uk
Really? You’d think. But apparently staff are warned NOT to be too helpful to the public who are looking for work. Management want throughput, rather than output.
I would distinguish between people who actually provide services and those who don’t. Give the former a pay rise but not the latter. If they don’t like it they can try for a job elsewhere.
Let them squeal, the newspaper is losing the plot more than ever at the moment.
Grauniad are shitting themselves that when Dave and friends get in their lucrative funding stream of adverts from the public sector will disappear almost overnight!
About 3 years ago,my wife would buy the Guardian on the day it carried the public sector jobs – the social edition – was it on a Tuesday?
I used to look at this jobs edition with incredulity – it was thicker than a telephone book and carried thousands upon thousands of new jobs in the public sector,from your classic “you can only have this job if you lesbian,one eyed,of an origin other than British and severely disadvantaged due to the fact you were workshy” up to the pages and pages of local govt / quango executive jobs paying £150K basic with performance related pay.
And how we have paid for these NON jobs now.
That’s a rise of minus 3K, right ?
Index linked to Fuck-All.
They’re lucky to have jobs. If they don’t like the frying pan called the public sector, let them try the fire called the private sector.
Most wouldn’t last 2 minutes. No index-linked pensions, no six months full, six months half pay sick, no coming in 15 minutes late, no going home an hour early.
Most would get fried.
and no 36 plus days holidays etc etc.
Plus they have no experience of working for a business that has to compete with anyone!
Do not tar all of them with the same brush. Some of them are actually working very hard and are dedicated. Flexi time is pointless as they work beyond the hours anyway.
However the other 80% are trying to make so many mistakes that no one ever gives them real work again.
Some people just have a mentality for public work and wish to protect the public and have no wish to become part of the private sector who just want to make a profit without any care for the community. I’m married to one and I selfishly wish she did not care so much.
Don’t knock profits, they pay for everything else….
I never would, profit is my bit. She does the dependable care bit. Balanced life.
oh dear, you tories are so incredibly dim that it actually hurts my genius brain to climb down to your cretinous level.
surely the answer is not to drag the public sector benefits down to the level of the private sector but to drag the private sector wages and pension benefits up to and beyond the public sector levels.
you tories are being handed a knife by gideon and david and you are slitting your own throats.
you fucking morons.
At least we’re capable of slitting our own throats and don’t need some fucking Throat Slitting Outreach worker to come along and empower us to slit our throats like you pissweak public sector equality monkey twats would do.
tat — what part of we can’t afford them do you not understand?
susie, what part of vote independent don’t you understand?
the tories have not changed a single jot: they don’t give a fuck about you susie, you are just a mug who is misguidedly representing tax breaks for millionaires.
fuck dave and fuck gordon – vote for a local independent candidate.
frank,
I do not work in the public sector so your attack is wrongly targeted.
try to take a better aim before shooting your bolt old man.
you sound as if you have got the early stages of alzheimers frank.
going to go private for your healthcare for your mental illness are you?
no?
oh, you will be using the NHS eh, you fucking geriatiric.
shut up frank, you are full of shit.
oh, you will be using the NHS eh, you fucking geriatiric.
shut up frank, you are full of shit.
Which I have *paid* for.
Hattie Harpersons due for a pork chop slappin.
Remember the wrestling sequence in Borat The Movie?
Now just imagine that with Falconer and Prescott….
Prezza would make mincemeat of Falconer. Then he would fry it up with some tomato puree, chopped onions and green peppers and make a nice big plate of spaghetti bolognese for a mid-morning snack.
FIGHT!
hey, I’m waiting for Alex Reguson to turn up – then you’ll know there’s trouble at ‘mill
soory shudda been Ferguson oops
And that actress from coronation st now that would be a problem for liebour
If Ferguson turned up, the conference would end after 90 minutes in an atmosphere of hostility and mutual incrimination.
Plus however much added time Fergie needs
Yeah, we’ve only had 12 years, 4th official has held time board up saying another 6 months to go, still time to get a few of the oppositions players sent off, one or two dodgy penalties awarded by the ref (who we appointed and pay) and get Scholes to cripple a striker.
I did not see it
Well said that woman in the studio.
Pay NI all your life and you get £90 a week state pension.
Pay no NI and get £130 a week state benefits.
So Obviously so unfair. she was blair’s advisor so why did he not listen or did gordon overule them with his means tested credit system?
It’s these adverse incentives which are one of the worst aspects of Labour’s economic policy. A person should never find themselves in a position whereby working is less profitable than claiming benefits.
I’m VERY confused about this state pension thing. McBroon has decreed that effective 6/April 2010 people will ONLY need 30 years contributions to get a full state pension.Whereas women like me who have reached 60 before that date need 39 years FULL contributions. Men need 45.How is this fair?Also how can we afford to give out state pensions with less contributions?.This is madness.
It’s only madness if you’re worried about boring old maths and reality. If, however, you are Gordon Brown you are only worried about being elected.
Maths. Facts. Reality. Truth. Honesty. These are meaningless concepts to Brown.
Gordon confused us all on that one. I was paying voluntary contributions to preserve a full pension and now I have no need to. He must have lost a lot of voluntary contributions from people like me, not that I am complaining mind.
Of course Blairites will be linking up with the Tories – there is no difference between them, contrary to what many of the ZanuLiebour-spouting golf-club morons who come on this site seem to think.
The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
Most of my enemies’ enemies are also my enemies.
All politicians are the enemy.
‘zactly.
Whoever lays his hand on me to govern me is a usurper and tyrant and I declare him my enemy.
Gordon doesn’t have enemies, he has enemas.
Be careful, all of you. You could end up with nothing but enemies and enemas.
Not nice.
If any of these two faced, duplicitous, labour ‘main chancers’ want to cross to the tories, Cameron should most definitely say no!
They have all been complicit in the destruction of this country and should have no place in a future conservative government.
Just seen some flying pigs.
Use them and abuse them – just like they treated us
I bet that twat Sean Woodward tries to return to the tory party if they win the next general election. Cameron should should tell him to bugger off.
Great speech from the shadow chancellor, he tells it as it is, the country is in dire financial straits, whose fault…..Labour, time for a change of government, out with the spendthrifts.
Already the Labour luvvies over on Toenails blog are squealing about public sector pay freezes.
WTF are these people on?
Somehow they seem to think that whilst the rest of the Country suffers..all should be cosy and warm for them in their protected jobs.
Fuck ‘em,I say.
Osborne’s protecting the lowest paid and asking the rest to take the medicine whilst the Country’s sick..like everybody else has to.
Predictable squealing from the unions (Mark Sawotka) on WATO.
It looks as if I won’t get my state pension until I’m 66, now. I don’t much like that, but we’re all in this boat and we all have to share the pain. My suspicion is that the majority in the public services will accept the proposals on pay freezes in the same way, it’s only the loony lefties that will jump up and down about it.
After all, nobody voted for a deficit of £175 billion a year. We are where we are now, and we have to do something about it.
Think of the jobsworths how will the councils be able to support these hard working people
Well put ! ffs it’s a freeze not a pay cut they should shut the f up !.
He should think himself lucky it’s only 66.
It would be 70 under Labour.
Pensioners have just lost a High Court Judgment in which they wanted the choice to continue in work past 65, if physically able to do so, and not be forcibly retired.
WTF planet are these people on indeed!
All it says to me their jobs are so fucking useless and boring that they can’t wait for their fat pensions so they can free up more time for sitting on quango committees and the like. Well if that’s the case these jobs should cease to exist.
Good grief, Falconer, mendacious apologist for over a decade of wholesale attacks on civil liberties. I’d rather have John Prescott than him.
Beware of anyone who says to you:
“I am from the Government & I am here to help you”
Sounds very scarey when a Michael Howard type voice is imagined – but then, everything does..
‘Gordon Brown’s only chance of being re-elected is if Madeleine’s body was found in David Cameron’s garage’
Tell Dave he can use mine!
Toilets man! Don’t put ideas in their evil heads.
Wasn’t Gordon regularly on the phone to the McCanns?
Milliband too
http://www.shieldsgazette.com/news/McCanns39-SOS-to-Miliband.3190951.jp
did Michael Shields get as much help?
Would you like to come on our show and remind the viewers that Cameron went to Eton and Oxbridge?
Paxo’s alter ego.
Bamber’s. Switched off as soon as I saw Ben Elton.
Yeah haven’t seen it for a long time, forgot the likes of Ben Elton were on it, the man who’s career crashed as a stand up comic when Margaret Thatcher was voted out of office. At least Red Wedgie doe not make an appearance.. what was his name? tried to strum on a guitar, I hear he has now moved on and has a very big property portfolio. Rock on socialism!
Not Birry Bwagg the sowshalist fwom Barkin wot moved to Downsizes in Dorset?
“A working class hero is something to beeeee…” so what went wrong there Bill?
That’s him, not so much Billy Bragg anymore as Billy Big Bucks, strum, strum, strum.
As long as Boris is not there.
Only if you also remind them about Ed Balls’ private school and his membership of the Oxford drinking club, the Steamers:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1062940/I-obeying-orders—Schools-Secretary-Eddie-Balls-dressed-German-officer.html
He was prolly there worried about his copper bottomed pension.
Why? In his case it’s 30 years away.
We are all worried about our pensions full stop mine’s halved in value in 2 years, in addition to McRuin creaming off 5% a year for the last 11 years.
Kevin Maguire is a twat.
Don’t be rude to twats.
Correct.
I’m looking forward to life after the next General Election. I’ll be able to listen to the Commercial Radion Station LBC without it’s output being constantly interrupted by New Labour’s Nanny State adverts.
It’s a shame Osborne didn’t show any excerpts from the Labour conference last week – was it really a week ago?
Brown’s tantrums with Boulton
Ball’s – the worst speech by any minister ever made in history
Public ripping up of a newspaper and insulting hard working newspaper workers
Millibollocks disgraceful speech as a supposed Foreign Secretary
Harman – well,perhaps just put up the quote – “you know where you can get me”
the list goes on and on.
The Labour Party died in October 2009.
They died in July 2007 – the day they allowed Brown to become leader
Another truly great speech from the Conference, George Osborne Rocks!>/b>
I didn’t make great speeches – it was enough for me to pursue small Government, low taxes & to bring down my countries enemies without a shot being fired.
Actually you did (make great speeches).
But you forgot the enemies within.
I do hope he’s not flashing his I-Went-To-Oligarch’s-Yacht-and-All-I-Got-Was-This lousy-Patek-Philippe-watch. Unlike some.
And Caroline Spelman’s speech not bad either, busting Brown’s Stasi/Nazi state and promising an end to a few oppressions of the people.
Great speech by Osborne. At least we got to see all of it on BBC News.
The lad should be made a politician of the year or sumfink.
Oh do behave.
The lad is barely out of short trousers & we are inflating his ego before he has achieved anything.
We saw what happens when you get a young arrogant git like Miliband & stroke their massive egos – lets not make the same mistake with young George.
Its results that count – not speeches that have been practised to death in fron t of flunkies & hotel room mirros.
Even Bliar made very good speeches. That’s why I don’t trust them.
When he’s Chancellor, I’m going to miss his contemptuous scowl at McRuin from the opposition benches… used to cheer me up imearsurably.
Only because they thought he’d be crap
Grow upo tosser
Guido,
The blog has been a bit dull for the last two days.
Any gossip, rumour or scandal brewing anywhere that we can pick over in your absence?
There’s a rumour that Baroness Scotland is still hiding under the desk, and that Harriet Harman has applied for a Driving Instructor’s job for after the GE.
“roffles”
Why was he there?
Easy all those free buffets at fringe meetings
Beast,Guido has earned those free buffets this year,are you ever going to start up again.
Osborne’s speech in full.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8292995.stm
Hopefully the BBC will keep the link.
Thanks, Moley.
Osborne found the right tone; not a tub-thumper of a speech, but a reasonable assessment of the nation’s economic state, and some sensible proposals to start to yackle the problems. I liked the pledge to encourage saving, and I liked the pledge to dispense with Regional Assemblies.
He did give the impression of recognising the scale of the challenge, but being prepared to accept it. I suppose only time will tell whether he’s up to it or not.
Thanks for the link Moley. It sounded good. Sadly many folk won’t be able to save a penny because they have got into too much debt.
Even those without debt won’t be able to save much as the interest rates will have to stay low for a long time to come.
I bet that twat Sean Woodward tries to return to the tory party if they win the next general election. Cameron should should tell him to bugger off.
He’s gotta win the seat first!
Fact is politicians need a patron, except people like Woodward who can buy any one of the Conservitudes, if he wanted to. He’s like the Ross Perot or Steve Forbes of British politics.
Notable Conservitude patrons Ashcroft, Spencer (of councils icelandic billions fame), Rothschild, various oligarchs, etc.
Politicians are mere playthings to them.
so who is Gordon’s patron ?
Who knows? Maybe it’s Sean Woodward.
But we know Dave Komodo has been bought and paid for by the bank robbers, most notably Michael Spencer and Stanley Fink.
In Gordon’s case he has a Matron
‘Ere stop messin’ abahht!!
I expect his patron is the well known Barroso slush fund
Who is your patron?
Jake the Peg
Mumsie and Dadsie – MB still hasn’t left his middle class home and has a room full of teddies and a poster of Che Guevara on the his bedroom wall.
LOL!
Oliver Twist
Tie me kangaroo down sport.
No, he’ll go back to stuffing shelves.
he wears bigger knickers than I do!!
And that’s saying something.
I suppose he’s cleaverer than me.
Oh Dear . . . it’s such a worry!
What about my career pathway if Gordo loses the election?
It’ll go the same way as mine did. Downwards, until it doesn’t exist any more.
Your career may well suffer negative growth. Remember, careers can go up or down. This has been happening in the private sector for years. In the interests of equality it it is now your turn.
Losing that job could be the best thing that’s ever happened to you.
My life has had rather a lot of “enforced change”, but bloodymindedness and hard work has usually enabled the change to be made for the better.
But life is really shit for a while.
Hard work . . . . ?!
Bloodymindedness . . . ?!
But that’s anathema to me!
Oh dear!!!
Sigh.
Sack a few more social workers and community nurses.
Ken Clarke may have been a good Chancellor, but he doesn’t ever come across as being sincere.
Shame, that.
Darling comes acorss as sincere but he’s a crap chancellor
Gordon comes across as insincere and was a crap chancellor to go with it.
So where that does leave me?
I was crap . . and insincere . . but I wasn’t
chan ..chanca ... . that name you mentionedGeorge Osborne comes across as being insecure.
The lip curl,
‘Well, since Nat Rothschild left me,
I found a new place to dwell.
Its down at the end of lonely street
At heartbreak hotel.
You make me so lonely Nat,
I get so lonely,
I get so lonely I could die.’
(sounds of screaming)
His speech was peach flavoured, furry peach.
It was a furry peach speech
Osborne is now getting to that point where he pisses off Mandelson so much you can’t not vote for him.
So you are a fucking psychotherapist now, as well as an amateur smearer?
Furry peach speech is more horticultural than psychological.
Don’t you think?
Is the lip curl something to do with peach leaf curl?
The thick plotters.
Sorry..I may have agreed.. until the ‘announcement’ last night.
Darling has now shown that he is a complete coward.IF he had already decided on public sector pay freezes last week(which he must have done)..why did he not announce themt then? It is simply inconceivable that this had not already been decided.
I’ll tell you why he didn’t..because he couldn’t contemplate the threat of Union revolt…and Brown/Mandleson told him not to.
So he’s a coward either way..and dishonest too.
It was not a cynical political announcement..it was a panic stricken Government doing what it does best…
Lie..cheat and mislead the electorate.
A nice point George Osborne highlighted… Darling couldn’t face all those union shills walking out on his conference speech and client state crestfallen faces.
So glad the Sun put the boot in.
At least he enjoys a smoke and a drink. Wonder what he has to say about Labour’s smoking ban in pubs & clubs?
Ken Clarke speaks with forked tongue.
Piano wire and lamposts, once again, come to mind.
Guido- most important announcement today.
Sunset clause on all Quango’s/
I will go and buy a beer and a pair of hush puppies in celebration
Seriously? Sunset clause on all quangos? Who announced that? And how long until sunset?
A day after the election? A week? A year? Five years?
Ken Clarke, best speech of the conference so far.
gedda waay Bilderburg
IF IT KILLS KEN WILL SELL IT!
You got to be some sop to put one in your mouth. So quite right, we need to reduce the population so let them smoke Cigs Oh my little lefty friend, is Castro a good guy or bad guy for selling Cigars.
The left are as thick as Gordon & Darling
IF IT EXPLODES AND BLOWS PEOPLE UP KEN WILL SELL IT!
YOU DO NOT NEED TO PUT A BOMB IN YOUR MOUTH FOR IT TO KILL YOU
BOMBS, CANCER STICKS, KEN DOESN’T GIVE A FUCK HE WILL SELL IT
PROFIT IN DEATH AND MISERY
KEN SAYS YES!
Best speech of the comference season.
When the Conservatives get in there’ll be an immediate revue from then on it was every year. If they couldn’t justify their existence, they’d be merged, cut and or folded.
Regional Assemblies are a gonna. Susie’s put her Happy face on.
Start with the east of england interference agency
Ohhhh YESSSSS!
Responsible for paying gypsy/travellers to set up shop on every village near you (£750,000 for one ‘extended’ family in our case).
Responsible for paying 2 Germans £250,000 grant to install steel girders in the sea off Dunwich ‘to represent the 14thC lost churches’ I kid you not.
Backing Stansted Expansion.
Susie. Three words: Common Purpose. (I know it’s only two but I can’t remember the word that means that word as it changes so frequently)
E$EDA.
I used to come into contact with some of the civil servants in the Regional Development Agencies. I would have said ‘used to work’ but work never came into it. We would sit through meetings counting how many companies we had come into contact with and claim that each one was an ‘intervention’ which meant that we could have gold stars all round. In reality, the companies whose time we were wasting, whose coffee and biscuits we were enjoying never got one benefit from the visits but at the end of the day my ‘handler’ could record how many companies I had visited and on that basis his own bonus was decided. Think of the salaries that go to waste for nothing, let alone the pension contributions. Abolish the lot NOW.
I’m only happy when it rains
I’m only happy when its complicated
And though I know you can’t appreciate it
I’m only happy when it rains
You know I love it when the news is bad
And why it feels so good to feel so sad
I’m only happy when it rains
Pour your misery down, pour your misery down on me
Pour your misery down, pour your misery down on me
I’m only happy when it rains
I feel good when things are going wrong
I only listen to the sad, sad songs
I’m only happy when it rains
You’re shiiiiit and you know you aaaaare,
You’re shiiiiit and you know you aaaaare…
I would be too lazy to post all that type, but appreciate the sentiment (which has occurred to me before as regards Gordon Brown).
Out in the car listened to Osborne’s speech on 5 live. When it finished Pienar, I think, made reasoned comments and praised it, on the whole, as daring.
Stupid tart of a presenter then tried to make a big deal of ‘all in it together’ being some kind of song; cue inane teen jingle, laughter, jollity.
Yea, everything’s a joke in luvvie land, refuge of the inept.
Especially the bloody staff.
they are a fucking desperate bunch of new labour rimmers on radio five innit.
that bitch in the morning is alway fucking moaning she’s a right man hating bastard.
I know I want a hung parliament but in some ways it would be great listening to radio five if the tories got in, can you imagine it? they would be so fucking depressed one of the c’unts might even top themselves on air!
excellent.
Lovely rhetoric,tat…sincerely.
oops!,
All In It Together was a single by The Pirates in about 1978.
There all in it now.
Co-wreck shun
They’re all in it now.
Osborne, just papering over the crack pots.
‘Ere stop messin’ abahht!!
Your Baiter, I’m sick and tired of having to wash your spunk encrusted duvet.
Also if you insist on having that revolting picture of Gordon puckering up to that fraudulent hard nosed bitch of a wife on your wall, please have it laminated.
The economy grew by 0% July-September.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8292958.stm
That’s a relief; we were all afraid it wouldn’t grow at all.
If two consecutive quarters of ‘negative growth’ signal a recession then surely we need two consecutive quarters of positive growth to signal a recovery?
Usually that would be the case, but you are forgetting the momentus times & turbulent era we are in.
No Minister or Government could or should be held to such outmoded rules of thumb at this particualr juncture in the fiscal cycle.
And remember – if the PM says its 0% growth then it probably is. Or not.
A recovery is what we all need of course but don’t get too excited when it starts.
Firstly, it just means we’ve passed the bottom of the valley and see the slopes ahead, but it will be a while before we gain any useful height. If we ever gain any useful height.
What do we make that people want to buy?
What services do we offer that people want to hire?
If economic activity increases, what will be the effect on our already dodgy balance of payments?
Do you get my drift? It will he a long, long haul. We don’t need 2 consecutive quarters, jgm2, we need a fucking miracle.
Those jokers who think we’ll be right back where we were in a couple of years are la-la-landers.
I’m aware of that Sir Reg. But you and I know that if GDP grows by so much as zero % then Brown will proclaim victory over the recession. Labour will swagger round proclaiming their economic brilliance and the BBC will be in no rush to point out that that GDP ‘growth’ cost a minimum of 50bn borrowed pounds last quarter. And for every quarter for the next 18 months.
Absent government borrowing we have been in recession since 2003.
This isn’t a five quarter recession. It’s a fucking five year recession. And looking like another five years too.
On news NIESR are expecting zero growth Q4 09
How do you think Gordon will call it ?
Zero growth? He’ll claim the recession is over thanks to his courageous plan to borrow 200bn quid this year. Not to be confused with his courageous plan to borrow 60bn quid last year, 40bn quid the year before….
etc etc
Nor indeed his courageous plan to borrow 200bn quid next year.
Er……Why didn’t George call the Public sector pay freeze a 0% increase.
I think that was a kill shot missed
The pathetic and biased BBC have a feature about ‘Tory Boy’ on their website.
If they’re keen on features about past embarrassments, how about a retrospective on Jack Jones and 3 Labour MPs being in the pay of the KGB?
Labour are a Party of traitors.
They care nothing for Great Britain.
They have even changed the name of our Olympic team to suit their warped view of British history.
Anyway, its all over for us – Europe are our masters now……………………until the insurgency begins – & boy, wont the English just make the very best freedom fighters?
I can picture it now.
wait for the next lot…………
yes but the KGB were good. I mean, okay they killed people, but their goal was EQUALITY and this is of course good. Whereas the Tories – well they closed t’pits and there was Section 28 and they just don’t like OUR GOD EQUALITY so they’re bad. Thatcher! Bad.
It will come to blood in this country. I see no other future. We have a minority of people in positions of great power and influence who are so thoroughly contaminated by this equality shite that they’re simply not going to give up. They are a cancer.
In Wilson’s day Tony Benn closed more pits than Thatcher. Somehow that has been airbrushed out of history.
Quite possibly, but did the closures mean we had to depend on imported coal?
No. We had to depend on the Marxist union leaders not getting out of bed on the wrong side and deciding to plunge the country into darkness for three days a week because they fancied more money.
Well, we just do.
L’Oriel negotiation.
Because we’re worth it. And if you don’t agree then we’ll leave you in the cold and the dark on the fucking operating table if necessary to contemplate how fucking ‘key-workery’ we are.
Poles never did that to us. Even the fucking Russians never turned off the gas. But these fuckers, regular as clockwork.
Fuck ‘em.
Eh Arthur? Eh?
Fuck you Scargill.
Now we have to depend on French imported expertise in nuclear energy because Hard Labour has put its faith in fucking windmills.
yes but only after it made sure we had to import the windmills too
I think the Tory party needed a good PR man when Maggie was around.
Think about it, not having to send your sons, there sons, there son son sons downtpit anymore. Think how they have saved those Welsh boyo’s and Nottinghamshire lads. cue Hovis music.
Poll Tax I can tell you if I lived next door to students or family with 20 people all shitting in the bog, putting 20 times more rubbish in the bins, I would say oi pay your fare share. It is all about PR
We now have the PR all we need is the opportunity.
Spot on. Margaret Thatcher is personally responsible for the increase in longevity that has taken place. No longer are generations of men sucking up coal dust and dying horrible deaths as a result.
No longer are generations of elederly freezing to death in their homes because the fucking miners are on strike again.
Hurray for Maggie. Did more for longevity statistics than a trillion quid squandered on the NHS.
Jgm2 we really need to get the message out.
That Hunt Ben Elton and the poofter comics of the marxist left were able to sout their bile on TV that were blatant lies.
I want Cameron to make Ministers responsible for their actions and then retro it, so we get that one eyed gay scottish Hunt. I bet even the KGB turned the madman down, so no file on him at MI5 only one in Broadmoor mental institution
Frank, I’m not aware that the KGB’s goal ever was equality. Their objective was intimidation and corruption through a network of ‘thieves-in-law’. Post Soviet Union breakup they simply brought their activities into the open – why else is Putin Russia’s richest man (and most powerful)?
Another idiot who has not researched the facts before ranting a load of sh*te. Dear God, do you all come from the same factory ?
Can we not make culling you, legal ?
Point No. 1 The Conservatives did not close the mines. Scargill did that by preventing maintenance men from keeping them from flooding.
Point No. 2 The Strike was a wholly Political strike. Even Kim Howells who was one of the NUM executive during those times now admits that and further more, says that there was no alternative to the TWO pit closures originally proposed. They were worked out. Reduced demand for british coal came about because of SUBSIDISED coal being exported to the UK from from the SOVIET UNION. Brother eats brother, eh ?
Still why let the facts spoil a good old Leftist hatefest !
Nobody’s interested anyway…its old news, as for Jack Jones there was long a rumour of Harold Wilson being a communist sympathiser.
Always interested in traitors & the complicty to cover up their crimes.
Todays Unions are no doubt just as bad if not a sight worse on the treason front.
I can think of a few Ministers who are very close to Union bosses – what is the foundation of those relationships WE wonder?
Ken Clarke’s speech. (manuscript).
http://www.conservatives.com/News/Speeches/2009/10/Ken_Clarke_Britain_will_be_a_decent_place_to_do_business_again.aspx
I thought Osborne’s was better, but I haven’t found a video of Clarke’s speech.
Ken Clarke was terrible. Content OK but delivery was poor. He has a very odd way of speaking.
Osborne was clear and had the right amount of detail. I remember taking to a student that was born in 1971 and ending up feeling sorry for them as they had missed all the good times. Space race, first computers, birth of computer games, first emails, the first networks. Concord’s first flight. He is even younger than the first microprocessor.
I wonder what is missing from people that have never witnessed a country all going in the same direction to push the barriers. Since then we have just had the destruction of most industries and the rise of the individual wealth as a form of competition.
“Try telling business people or politicians from the States, Germany or Japan, that you can have a successful wealthy economy without having any manufacturing. Only the British came to believe that. In 12 years of Labour Government, the number of manufacturing jobs in Britain has dropped by more than a third. We have paid for the error. Britain has to make things again.”
Finally, the penny has dropped. Tories are just as much to blame for the death of our manufacturing base but at least they realise that was wrong now and look like they want to do something about it. It’s a start.
Yes, there was a lot they could ds in opposition.
The EU fucked us as a nation, tell me what we export to France?
Or Germany.
We have the bigest trading block next door and we give them money to be our friends and we still have a trade gap with them. ANyone with any sense who sees the real numbers would pull us out tdy.
Fucking Itish turncoats
Our Ken was very good.
He just doesn’t seem to have aged in 12 years at all. He has an endearing habit of laughing at his own jokes — and at the end, the totally divided, back-biting, Euro-sceptic conference
all stood up to give him an standing ovation.
Hah! Take that Toenails and Paxo.
Cameroon = Blair 2.0
maybe you’re anonymous cos your a fekin idyit.
Better than A “gordon must go” label.
Took you a week to work that fucker ou…
so Blair’s a former french colony ?
I suppose he had a difficult time extracting Chirac.
Very true (unfortunately)
Eto’o (pen) 26, 43
BAD BOY
too much eastenders gay chappie.
Tory and Nu lab cocks jockey for position – its going to be neck and neck… GOBBLE…
Suck my tory cum socialist (Blue-lab dick you monkeys)!
Look mum, rude words.
A sad reflection on us all…………
“Let’s be honest: five more years of Brown is about as attractive a proposition as a handjob from Edward Scissorhands.”
is that you Tony?
or fucking cherie
Who does?
Fuck Cherie, that is?
Three bags and Largactyl, I think.
I am ‘socialist’ born in the late 1950s. never voted Labour,
never will – Fucksters, same with the crappy tories.
Tories are the new red
Piss poor all round.
Fuck em all.
Well said!
Pillock
so presumably a national socialist
where does it end.
man has a point………….
its all STERILE
IEDs going cheap……..
Really?
Shall we meet?
Dont, hes only got LV to trade with.
Any Gary Glitter fanz here?
We have been promised ‘bonfire of the quangos’ before.
What happened? In Wales the staff and their functions were just moved into the Assembly proper. The same staff just kept on doing the same jobs.
What we need this time is for all these non-jobs to disappear altogether.
Now then… none of that here!
Steady on. That would cause mass unemployment round here in the North East!
Mr Cameron. While your about it will you give your shadow chancellor the figures on how much common purpose costs us and how much is given to it with tax money via such clubs as senior police officer ones? AKPoo, this week. Ta.Thank you
O/T from the DT
Spectators at Australia’s Bathurst 1000 motor-racing festival have been issued with strict limits on alcohol consumption – limiting them to “only” 24 cans of lager or four litres of wine…
Strewth, Bruce, gonna be a thirsty weekend.
Definately OT Titbrain now FORK ORF
Yeah, but their tinnies/stubbies come in 375ml size and most of their beers tend to be sub 4% alcohol, so on a hot sunny day, it wouldn’t be hard to drink that amount.
Brown owl … calling Brown Owl.
Reboot Cameron 2.0 Dos…….
Blair FAT32
One day soon.
Whilst teecher’z out of the klassroom, ‘ave a laff at this:
boe – bad man.
Hilarious. But probably true. Something going on.
Google communism in Britain – surprised so many fuckwits still believe that shit.
Gordon Brown Bad Man
Master Baiter Bad Man
Guido Pawkes/Tawkes (etc.) Bad Man
Charles Thingy Bad Man
Baroness Scotland Bad Woman
Harriet The Mad, the Red Queen – Very Bad Woperson
Does anyone realise that the death penalty will be back on the books when the Lisbon treaty is ratified.
Cross the banks at your peril!
Yes, but those deserving of said penalty will ALWAYS be the ones pulling the trap-door lever….twas ever thus – sigh.
Crown is a bunt
Some woman from UNISON just on Pravda…bleating about the public sector pay freeze.
Why should the public sector bear the brunt?..she says.
It’s not just you ..says reporter.
But they will cut public sector jobs as well..says Mrs Mills
Will you strike?..says beeb reporter.
Might be a ballot..says fat unionist.
What fucking planet are they on? This is why Thatcher (warts and all) had to break the Union stranglehold. They don’t see any reason why they should suffer any of the pain that the rest of the country is feeling.
To be fair the beeboid did give her a reasonably hard time.
yeah my life will be shattered if my 5 a day co-ordinator goes on strike.
Does that mean she takes it by 5 different black men a day, I always wondered what 5 a day meant.
Because a lot of beebies are having to take pay cuts, only to find the public sector describing a pay freeze as “bearing the brunt”.
Codename Sleeper – you have arised to early Comrade.
Uh?
She looks like she’s never gone hungry.
God the last thing the Tories need is a load of fucking scumbag fat bastard Liebour scum hanging around.
The difference in the Labour and Conservative conferences has highlighted to me the fundamental difference in the 2 parties.
Labour want to gain power by democratic means, in order to suborn the apparatus of state to ensure political power in perpetuity.
Conservatives want to gain power by democratic means in order to use the mechanisms of state to make life better for the majority, and thus receive a further democratic mandate.
The cycle of life is such that all political parties need a spell in the wilderness for renewal – the tragedy is that we have to alternate the Tories with Labour. The socialist roots of Labour are fundamentally undemocratic and totalitarian.
I pray that we can finally drive a stake through the heart of Labour and move into a new political landscape where power alternates between the Tories and the LD’s. The liberal roots of the LD’s mean that while they might espouse some similar polices to Labour, they are a democratic institution. Wishy-washy lentil eating do-gooders espousing misguided polices would be a refreshing change to the big-statist, hypocritical scorched earth policies of Labour.
“Labour want to gain power by democratic means”.
Not sure I agree with that. I think they want to gain power by any means, including lies and propaganda, smearing and demonising opponents and rigging election results. Their communist motivation convinces them that the end justifies any means. It is what they do. They view the whole process as revolutionary, gaining power in order to disempower those they consider to be “enemies of the people” or counter-revolutionaries. Look at the trolls on here and the way they operate. It is not about political debate but a game to win power over others, actual or psychological.
Much New Labour/socialist/commie cant is not about winning arguments or persuasion but about discomforting, demonising, marginalising and suppressing dissent or disagreement. It is vile dogma and it gets an easy ride.
Good enough reason to vote for UKLP or UKIP
Great line from Ken Clarke to Lord Mandelson “Why on earth did you save Gordon Brown for the nation? The nation is not grateful.”
The first flatmate was hiosting a dinner as chairman of Thames Gateway London Partnership so would not welcome him do not necessarily have anything to fear.
BBC lies on TV now.They never interview a small business man.
I was at a Question Time recording where one of the audience knifed Crash Broon, have to say Falconer had a fill yer boots son look on his face.
Did anyone see Jonathan Meads on scotland and its people.Best bit was about the plastic jocks that visit to buy some shortbread hen fuck off back to some better place.A Campbell springs to mind.
SCOTCHLAND home of the buckfast alci.
The Tories have been completely infiltrated by the idle political elite.
They were boasting about getting David Freud on board and various others have been ‘attracted’ over from New Labour.
What all this confirms is that there is a cosy club in Westminster with no conviction, just a desire tostay there, taking the money and lording it over the rest of us.
I shaln’t be voting Tory now – I’ve had enough ‘centre-left’ policies over the last twelve years – why do I want to pay tax to support them for the next five?
I note that, in Australia at any rate, an ad for ‘tips for a flat belly’ comes just underneath Charlie Falconer’s corporation. He’s put on an awful lot of weight since his schooldays.
ROFL Cameron must really be losing his marbles if he wants Blair’s former mentor in his “big tent”. Brown found that the GOATs idea doesn’t work, so why would Cameron think that it does?