Stat Porn : Guido v the Best of the Left
The blog you love, and they hate, had 1,526,279 page views from 882,794 visits from 206,965 visitors last month. To which, via the feed, is to be added another 721,280 views from 63,856 visits by 7,365 subscribers. So a not unhealthy 2 million plus hits
Left-of-centre bloggers always claim that they will become more popular when they are in opposition, so Guido was curious to check their traffic levels before they go into opposition. (They perhaps forget that Guido will still be in opposition to the government). The self-styled “most popular left-of-centre politics blog“ had, according to Guido’s web spies, some 220,000 page-views from some 76,000 visits by some 36,000 visitors. These figures are necessarily estimates as they are derived from competitive intelligence. LabourList, according to the same source, actually has more traffic with some 320,000 page views from 92,000 visits by some 25,000 visitors. The data will allow them to argue who is more popular in what terms…
Guido is in opposition to Cameron ?
shurely shome mishtake ?
We’ll find out next week then won’t we
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You can enter the url of competitor sites on alexa.com to find their traffic rankings and a host of other information. You can also see sites linking in and also preceding sites (on the Clickstream links).
As far as I am aware, alexa.com is owned by google.
Well done Guido!!!
Alexa is owned by Amazon
I KNEW IT!! Guido is a Communist in disguise
I KNEW IT!! Guido is a Socialist in disguise
I KNEW IT!! Guido is a Marxist in disguise
Guido is a vegetarian in disguise.
The GramscoFabiaNazis will never be “in opposition”, because they genuinely and sicerely believe that they never are: that “history is on their side”.
They, and in the incarnation which we have sadly to deal with in the 21st-century UK, are the single most dangerous event to befall this planet in its entire history. (And I’m not exaggerating.) if they succeed and we fail, then churchill’s grave hypothesisations in his “Finest Hour” speech will pale by comparison with what humanity will then suffer.
Be alert. (No glib jokes please, all you underemployed forex guys. Your cause, and people’s, is not served by snide one-liners.)
COMMUNISTS! FASCISTS!! SOCIALISTS!!! MARXISTS!! SATANISTS!!!
SKAAAARRRKK!!! EEEEEEE-ZATWAT! (ting ting) BALDIE!!!! (chirrup)
FASCISTS!! SOCIALISTS!!! MARXISTS!! SATANISTS!!
Look, I’m trying to make a serious point here, and all you drunken bonus-earners do is shout rude names at the Enemy Class, instead of calmly sneaking up on them in their Starbuck’s coffee-break in Victoria street (or wherever) and slicing off their heads with a cheeswire.
Come on, you could get there on the Tube in about 18 minutes.
Yeah but they need loads and loads of taxpayer cash and/or vast inputs of foreign debt to achieve the expensive inefficiency that they perceive of as “fairness”.
So you see their problem….
You’re all correct: that’s what they are. Glad you all took me seriously.
Glad to see you will be in opposition guido.
All governments need an effective opposition in order to be effective themselves.
I believe one of the reasons why New Labour made such a hash of things was that the Conservative opposition was totally useless and at times non existent.
What do you mean “was totally useless”? Did I miss something? When did it change?
I trust Guido will hold the government to account whoever gets into power.
I’m hoping he will put the powder kegs under any unprincipled hoons who deserve it … whatever their supposed allegiance.
Can post number 43 please be removed, Guido?
No… its number 45 I mean. (DCB)
it will be as will all his posts it’s a little ritual they have now
Spongo wastes time posting Guido removes them
Public Opinion, innit.
yes it is engineer. you see, despite your dishonest nature even you can tell the truth if you try!
and it is interesting to note that the more offensive I am to the various tribal trolls that appear here, the higher the viewing figures are for Guido.
I wonder just how offensive I can be? perhaps if I bash enough trolls’ skulls in the number of hits will reach three million.
let’s find out, eh?
you’re a cun’t
did it work ?
“They perhaps forget that Guido will still be in opposition to the government”
To be fair, so do you.
chump
lol
web spies sounds like a euphamism of some sort to me
someone else loves you Guido
last paragraph here:
http://www.the-bastard.com/index.php?section=45&page=1176
You’re an amateur you Mick Pommie git.
Feast your eyes on my circulation and readership figures.
http://www.nmauk.co.uk/nma/do/live/factsAndFigures?newspaperID=17
It would be an interesting social experiment to establish how many of the 8 million move their lips while reading.
A gottle o’ geer
Ahhhh, bless – have you fallen out with your old friends of 10 years standing?
Ah, bless. Never mind – when this & the next & the next generation & the next generation & the next generation & the next generation & the next generation & the next generation & the next generation have all come & gone…..maybe there will be someone who cannot read history who may, just may vote for you again.
But I somehow doubt it.
Your only hope is PR & the massive postal vote fraud that Labour is renowned & famous for.
BTW – you are a tosser without merit – a cheerleader for war criminals.
David Cameron has shown not leadership but pandering, not judgement but dogma, not patriotic defence of national interest but the white flag of surrender to euro-extremists in his own party.
by euro extremists I take it you are bastardising and abusing the English language in a pathetic attempt to traduce those who seek to protect the British Constitution from being over-ruled by a foreign power?
cut and thrust? you should be hung drawn and quartered you treacherous dog.
and another word of warning, ’tis best not to hilight the euro question as it proves what
A FUCKING LYING C’UNT GORDON BROWN IS.
innit.
the conservative party is broadly eurosceptic
it is hardly a faction or extremists
the extremists are those who want out of europe and there are some
though if the eurosceptics are not being listened to at the moment then the out of europe conservatives are definitely being ignored
the conservative party is broadly fucking useless.
useless in oppostion, useless in government.
vote independent FFS.
They will still be paying off the National debt
And here’s the question to end all questions which NEVER gets asked:
To whom does the UK owe it’s “national debt” which will NEVER be paid off???
China
should be counting not countign
Could you also please start your posts with a capital and leave no space between the word and the question mark?
wHa t ?
Rome – that’s a capital !
Oh ye of little faith! Labour ARE on course to win the general election and anyone who thinks the Sun will shape the voting intentions of the British people seriously underestimates their intelligence. The people will vote Labour when they recall with gratitude the minimum wage, Sure Start, the tripling in size of the NHS, the fact that 2.5 million children have been lifted out of poverty, the Equality Bill and Gordon Brown’s single-handed salvage of the world banking system with literally seconds to spare.
People sympathise with Gordon Brown as they would with anyone carrying the world on his shoulders and anyone who has met him will commend him as a warm human being with an infectious sense of humour and natural affinity with the underdog. The few doubters and nay-sayers will come to their senses when Gordon Brown sets out his vision, possibly as early as next March. The scales will then fall from their eyes and they will realise that all the Tories have to offer is an inheritance tax cut for about 500 closet racists in the Cotswolds and nothing for the hard-working majority that have worked their fingers to the bone to build the New Jerusalem.
After thirteen years in government, Labour have delivered on seven eighths of their promises although nobody denies that there is much still to do and I for one still love this old party even though it sometimes seems to me that I have lived my life like a candle in the wind.
May the wind blow on the party and you, both. May the party wither on the vine for not delivering on any of its promises, but most of all for not delivering on the PROMISED referendum.
What a berk.
view verb (SEE)
/vjuː/ v
• to watch something
a few tens of posts ?
25,000 visits to Labourlist !?!?!? I put it to you that is a most disgracefully chilling figure.
Hey Guido, in those figures for liberalconspiracy, you can exclude mine. I only go there every time Sunny writes something twattish, just to tell him he’s a twat.
So that’s quite a lot actually, thinking about it.
Every day at least
Oh dear, what have I done…
http://www.punternet.com/forum/showthread.php?t=22518
NOT WORK SAFE
as I just found….
Unemployment figures 2:38: 2,500,000
Unemployment figures 2:39: 2,500,001
Hmm. When I went there from work I got a very colourful pop-up, but here at home it’s a perfectly reasonable forum page…
Maybe my office comp is just overloaded with hardcore…
Oh you couldn’t make this up.
Fevered hordes of Yank Johns taking a break from the hookers and the porn to lambast Harperson
Fucking epic!
lol she is pathetic – if we ban paid sex between consenting adults then it must follow that we ban porn – just the same, a woman choosing to make money from her body. Also ban any modeling I reckon. Ban The Sun. Ban sex. Ban men.
Go away Harriet, you’re a fascist.
There’s an article on the Guardian at the mo – Why women have sex – 237 reasons I think it said, and half are for material gain.
Going to ban blokes taking women to Paris Hattie?
Stupid woman.
I’m going to use the money you pay in income-tax to fund a study, employing only female academics, to prove that yes sex is inherently sexist and a way for men to control women. This will become an essential part of the national curriculum. And if PM Cameron argues we’ll shout him down “SEXIST”, couple of decades of that and I’ll get to be President.
I will ban men after – women can reproduce forever using IVF. I will also demand a cosy appointment to run a survey into this fact, paid for by the sexist males who work everyday.
And one of labourlist’s hits was an unintentional view from me after clicking on a link in this here blog. I have washed with bleach since, don’t worry.
good for you but it’s hardly infectious
Your stats would be even higher if we didn’t have to keep seeing brief flashes of a cartoon Prescott shitting himself.
That’s a picture of Maddine Dotties face
very funny
Guido please stop going on about how many hits you are getting. It makes me want to throw up in someones face.
That said, post below is spot on!
Think you will be starting about Saturday Guido if your gang vote yes for the Lisbon treaty,I see our Dave is getting the collywobbles about a giving us a referendum, so it’s going to be an interesting week yet again.
NO dissent from the Party line
You must be a NuLabour Hoon
Labour Troll alert!
Not Liebour Hoon,spit, just seeing how things look with my own eyes and using my cynics hat,but then we will know very soon if I am right or wrong then you can call me names,sticks and stones etc.
it’s called satire but sadly it’s far too close to the truth
What do you expect of a government that uses a satirical novel and an instruction manual.
It takes me ages to read through all the posts, good comments and much humour. Well done
thanks dave.
Only rivaled by Kevin Maguire’s blog.
yaaaay! battle of the midgets
It’s like stat pokemon for mongs
I’m already in opposition, can’t see Wisteria Boy doing much, seems frightened of his own shadow.
Maggie was better at least she was not afraid to say Booooooo!
UK needs a toe to toe slugger not a wet lettuce with a blue rosette.
But like the rest of us you’ll have to wait and see if you are right.
So far he’s done well enough simply by not interrupting his enemies as they cock up.
He’s streets ahead and kept has kept his powder, if he has any, dry.
you mean Dave is invisible and can’t speak ? Astounding!
some might think that hinderance in choosing a future leader of the country but who are we to judge the unjudgeable. he’s a riddle wrapped in an enigma hidden inside a lettuce
if only we knew what he was like, sadly, he’s keeping his powder dry
Fox-hunting, Lady Cynthia, is something that can’t speak running after something that can’t eat and it’s very flat in Norfolk.
I sincerely hope he has, cos otherwise, not only will he be fucked if he gets found out, but we’ll all be fucked as well, fucked well and truly royally for another fucking five bastard years with this one eyed mentally ill megalomaniac fuckwit running the show.
It’d be enough to make you want to go and live in North Korea.
Wisteria is only ahead because his nearest competition so weak.
It’s in the post.
Sorry – I’ll get my coat
Ignore him FFS.
OK…
You are an imposter sir and a bounder
It’ll be on tomorrow, I’d guess, like Friday will be.
Hey webmaster, what ya doing for bonfire night?
He hides
Labourlist is full of people who hate labour.
They are there to express their frustration at this labour government – once labour are out, labourlist will die.
I was one of the ‘truth tellers’ till I got banned – no complaints from other users, just the heavy hand of the moderator who couldn’t stand publishing the truth about his party and their politics (particularly leading up to the conference).
I have popped back a couple of times just to see how things are going – and I am not needed there, plenty of others carry on the good work.
Kind of the unions to give labour haters such a high profile platform really.
When your so-called “supporters” are telling you that you’re “fucking rubbish” then you know things are bad !!!
sign of the times:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2009/oct/01/tony-blair-house-for-sale
Labour Union hard man Tony Woodley uses round nosed scissors
tony woodley is a pathetic character.
never mind labour members ripping up the reactionary sun newspaper, shouldn’t they be ripping up fraudulent PFI contracts?
note to woodley: you fake wanker. you concentrated on providing union support to the public services and left workers in private industry to hang.
you useless piece of shit. save your widow twankey theatrics for christmas you worthless fuck.
Fuckin A, Tat. ++applause++
it’s elf ‘n saftey
innit
kno wot oi meen
if the tories are a national embarassment, what does that make new labour??
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2009/oct/01/david-miliband-tories-schoolboys
The campaign that Labour are about to lanch is what is going to be mind-cringeingly embarrassing.
The gutter is going to be the high spot – most of it will be subterranean.
“The gutter is going to be the high spot –…….”
AND you know what ? THAT would be a total gift to the Conservatives and the biggest tactical mistake(one of the many they’ve already made to date) Labour could make
Tories are a ‘bunch of schoolboys’, says David Miliband, ……………………………multi millionaire marxist who has never had a job, is only famous for his marxist father & who has defrauded the taxpayer out of Death Duties on his fathers multimillion pound house that the intelelctual midget Miliband now resides in.
I wonder if we settle our differences over a game of conkers
One thing for sure, Brown would be shit at Top Trumps
Dunno about that:
Biggest debt ever?
Me!!! Oh shit.
William Hague has just issued this statement. in respect of David Miliband’s Speech to the Labour Conference this morning :-
” David Miliband’s smears are disgraceful and represent a failure of his duty to promote Britain’s interests as Foreign Secretary. He has failed to check his facts. He has just insulted the Latvian Government, most of whose member parties have attended the commemoration of Latvia’s war dead.
Just because Latvia is a small country does not give the Foreign Secretary the right to put cheap party spin before the national interest.
His accusation of anti-Semitism against Michal Kaminski is shameful and is based on remarks which the Chief Rabbi of Poland has said were misrepresented. This kind of shoddy politics should be beneath a Foreign Secretary.
It is also indecent to allege that Eric Pickles, who has an admirable record campaigning against anti-Semitism and other forms of racism, was defending the Waffen SS. Mr Miliband should withdraw that suggestion.”
Another “home goal” for our “schoolboy” Foreign Secretary and they wonder why the UK is regarded as a laughing stock around the World
Hook liine and sinker, well done baseball Hague.
Is he still shacked up with Alan Duncan?
Anyone remember the Margaret Hague/William Thatcher poster?
Brilliant!
No. Can’t say I do.
Nor can Maggie.
No – however I do remember the Tony “Demon Eyes” poster.
Was that prophetic or what?
and the fucking dumb fuck electorate never fucking listened….
got the Hunts in charge they deserved.
Pity the Hunts had to inflict them on us again another two times.
bastards.
However, I think Mr Brown is good for your traffic, and you will miss him when he’s gone!
Sadly, there are lots more chumps to be targetted.
Ask the ‘Doctor’ (who?)
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22 October 2009
compare with road pricing petition
Tory scandals are more fun, because they are usually about sex. Labour scandals are about dreary incompetence and corruption, which are not good spectator sports.
The Conservitudes are about to eat a lot of 80′s and 90′s Al Yamamah boring corruption humble pie, courtesy of the BAE stool pigeons.
Which Tories?
oh you mean the ones who got turfed out in 1997?
As opposed to Labour’s helping of nineties and noughties Al Yamamah boring corruption humble pie, courtesy of the BAE stool pigeons and everyone else who thinks that their collar is about to be felt.
Something to do with Mark Thatcher apparently
Aaaaaaaha!
You’ve just answered the question ‘why now?’
Of course. Get Mark Thatcher in the frame.
Thatcher.
Don’t look at the totally destroyed economy right here on your doorstep. Go back in time to your ‘happy place’.
Two minute hate for Thatcher.
Come on MB get spitting at the screens like a good party member or it’ll be a visit to Mr O’Brien for you.
Happy to oblige, suck on this:
Margaret Thatcher describes Prince Sultan as “not highly intelligent … He has prejudices, is inflexible and imperious, and drives a hard bargain”. The Al Yamamah deal, worth £43bn in total, has long been the subject of allegations of secret commissions to Lady Thatcher’s son Mark, and to several members of the Saudi royal family.
they aint got fuck all else.
They’re like the fuckers who went round in the middle ages shouting heretic or witchcraft at the dumb as fuck peasants.
They aint got nothing else. Cant defend their own records and their own arguments without resorting to dragging up a bogeyman.
Fucking useless, spineless, morally, spiritually, economically bankrupt troughing, backstabbing fucking bastards, the lot of em.
Brilliant.
A Thatcher quote.
Maggie, Maggie, Maggie.
Out, out, out.
Those were the days eh?
Back to your ‘happy place’. Anything to get out of the here and now.
Try us first for your next Moron.
We expect an influx of pre-used morons sometime in the next 6 or so months. Book now to avoid disappointment !
We have sizes and attributes to suit most tastes, and by careful observation can usually find other models. Especially next year when local authorities are culled.
Some are programmed to endlessly repeat certain words or phrases : Chimp / was’nae ma fult / america / investment – etc. But this can be easily remedied.
apply : Resettlement Officer. Noo_Lie_Bore Enterprises
Typical opening statement when starting new job……
Look, when do I have to start sweeping up.
Look, I’ve already cut the grass.
Look, where do you want me to walk the dog and what’s his name.
Look, I’m not a useless twat and what does sacked mean.
Does my mouth look big in this ?
Given that everybody who is anybody views this site, and given that the
liebor spin machine is no doubt beavering away working out what spoiler to
run during the Con Conference, perhaps we should offer some entertainment
by holding a ‘Predict the Spoiler Competition’. Guido could offer a small prize
for the closest approximation to what tranpires. Will it be personal sleaze or
creating a domestic crisis? On second thoughts, perhaps we shouldn’t give
them any ideas….
I am not sure anything would could cause a swing in Brown’s direction including giving the milkmans horse the clear rear view of a female shetland pony
the UK to invade the Isle of Man is my bet
My bet for ‘spoiler’ is General election called by Monday.
I expect we’ll be seeing a few Bullingdon Club photographs. Again.
Brown will spoil his pants
Anybody who views a left wing site must be a complete and utter
KILT
Similar to a Hoon
Anybody notice how Geoff Hoon was, er, ‘conspicuous by his absence’ in Brighton ??
Maybe somebody down there doesn’t like him ??
I believe if you are male, being a schoolboy is preferable to being a schoolgirl
I believe the Millibands were known at school as the Kippling Sisters – a right couple of tarts
Hunt
KHUMP
Chump
Guido’s million page hits were probably caused by a few Right-wing/Libertarian saddos in their basements clicking “refresh” over and over again.
LabourList 2.0 is catching you up fast, with its new Web 2.0 interface it is much more professional and up-to-date.
Fabian=Fascist.
Did I mention that before?
KHUMP!
Clearly you don’t know anything. The Fabian Society is an internationally renowned left-of-centre think tank. In fact is is the oldest think-tank in the world. But as you don’t seem to do much “thinking”, I suppose that doesn’t mean much to you.
Ah! The Ancient and Secret Society of navel-gazers.
That explains a lot.
And how many Fabians were also eugenists? How many fabians were avowed fans of Mussolini? How similar, in fact, is the fabian manifesto to Mussolini’s actual practice?
Try a little thinking yourself eh – maybe after a little reading? Try googling Sidney Webb and eugenics.
fuck off wanker.
you are an anti-intellectual war crime apologist fabian.
you cause more problems than you solve but you are so power crazy you don’t care.
fuck off.
no refund.
Yes, and they are going to keep on thinking till they get it right.
The Fabians, making a real difference to a yob near you.
Link
Wouldn’t know – no reason to visit it.
Are they phishing other sites to get the stats?
Check it out here: http://www.labourlist.org
The right-wing dominance of the blogosphere is being threatened and Guido doesn’t like it.
As Obama said: “Yes we can”!
Why? It says Labour in the url, and I only have to look at how much my tax bills, utility bills, fuel bills etc have risen to know that it is a bunch of loonies advocating even higher taxes.
There is no dominance over the fucking internet you sad act.
That’s all you lefties can view the world in ‘who controls it’ ‘who dominates it’ ‘we must take control for everyones good’ like sad act darleks bent on facist control.
What a bunch of idiots, always projecting your inesecurities onto the rest of the world, so what people have a different opinion than the left or can criticise them and come up with better ideas, you want to ban them from the internet cause you think you have the only ‘divine truth’.
No one with above average intelligence and in possesion of capable and joined up thinking fucking likes your boring policies and can see the corruption and lies that comes out of your mouth every day, it doesn’t mean they are ‘right wing’.
That’s why no one fucking likes you, you offer no choice but your own flawed views.
*Insecurity
Another thing, Guido and other successful websites around the world only moderate the extreme and illegal.
Any one who even raises criticism about Labour or points out the flaws in left ideology used to be banned from left leaning websites, even the Guardian used to delete comments and ban people a plenty.
I think it was when they realised that soon no one would even visit their sities anymore they finally decided to ‘relax’ and let people speak their mind for once and not toe party line and tractor stats like slaves.
Even in spite of this, I can bet my last pound things will go back to normal pretty soon after you think you’ve ‘survived’ because you are incompetent with debate and just cannot fathom the fact you could actually be wrong about something.
“That’s all you lefties can view the world in ‘who controls it’ ‘who dominates it’ ‘we must take control for everyones good’ like sad act darleks bent on facist control.”
Did you even bother to read the Guido’s article before putting your foot in your mouth ? guess what all those numbers are about ?
what an idiot!
My rants have been aimed at Mr Fabian who thinks the ‘evil right wing’ have hijacked the internet, so it looks like you’ve got the wrong end of the stick chap.
I have had it with you so called bloggers, i can destroy your stats here and now. Run and hide wiht these stats little boy 751 page views this month(my first month) …oh wait….
http://newslion.blogspot.com/
http://www.labourlist.org/voters-ignore-the-sun-as-camerons-lead-is-slashed-to-7-points
According to a new YouGov tracking poll, released tonight, the Tories have dropped three points and Labour have gone up six – slashing the Tories’ 16 point advantage to just seven.
It’s Labour’s most significant poll spike for months, and shows that – in spite of the Sun’s best efforts – people are still willing to listen to Labour’s vision for Britain as set out by Gordon Brown yesterday.
The topline results of the poll, with the changes since last Friday in brackets, are:
Conservatives: 37% (-3)
Labour: 30% (+6)
Liberal Democrats: 21% (no change)
Labour are the insurgents. As the economy continues to recover, people will return to Gordon brown because he is the only man who can deliver long-term change for Britain’s hard-working families.
How thoroughly depressing. People willing to listen to Labour’s ‘vision’?
Oh Christ. When will people stop looking at these fuckers visions and start looking at the fucking reality?
Fuck ‘em.
If they take them fucking seriously, they deserve everything they fucking get.
Like being pickpocketed, chained up and raped at the same time with a gormless fucking smile on your face.
If the British public are that fucking stupid, they deserve ‘em.
Glad I’m getting the fuck out.
I think that they are yesterday’s figures – taken before the Gorgon’s tantrums/interviews.
I thought your Web 2.0 was supposed to be faster than that?
Resorting to personal insults is a sure sign you’ve lost the argument.
But who can blame you for not wanting to face the facts. As the economy continues to recover, a 6-point lead is easily overturnable.
fuck off twat
Resorting to personal insults is a sure sign you’ve lost the argument.
It may also be a sign that you hold the other person in complete contempt.
That’ll be the YouGov poll which is generally more favourable to Labour, takes into account only 250 people so is statistically unreliable, was taken during the party conference which always gives a boost to the relevant party and still shows Labour 6 points behind.
Oh, and did I mention that it is one poll out of many that shows the lead to be only 6 points. And didn’t pretty much every member of the cabinet yesterday say that only one poll counts and that is the general election?
Querying the speed of your web is not a personal insult.
On the other hand alling you a drooling, imbecilic, head-up-your-arse, leftwing mong is.
Thank God we’re leaving Britain.
I couldn’t stand another 4 years of this piss-poor excuse for a government.
Strange this poll is not on Politicalbetting if geeks corner doesn’t have it then it doesn’t exist,when they put this up then I will believe it after reading the comments.
You’ll get bugger-all change out of McRuin.
According to Mike Smithson PB the poll is embargoed until until 1715 hrs
Can I just say Mandleson is a chump
Most of the vitriol directed at Lord Mandelson is nothing more than homophobic hate-speech.
Maybe. But a lot of it is directed at the fact that he’s an evil, lying, manipulative bastard.
Which is is.
And I don’t think it’s homo-phobic.
It’s more homo-fact.
WE DO NOT KILL PEOPLE BECAUSE THEY ARE QUEERS
WE BOMB THEM BECAUSE THEY ARE ARABS
WE MUST MASSACRE ALL THE ARABS OR WE WILL NEVER BE SAFE
TORTURE WAR OCCUPATION
WE WILL USE THESE TOOLS TO KEEP THE STREETS OF BRITAIN SAFE
THE MOMENT WE STOP BOMBING AND TORTURING THE AFGHANS THEY WILL COME AND GET US WHOOOOO SCARY INNIT.
WE ARE OFF TO IRAN NEXT TO BOMB SOME OF THOSE DIRTY PERSIANS TOO
STOP MOANING WE ARE GETTING ON WITH THE JOB
WE ARE BOMBING AS MUCH TONNAGE AS WE CAN FOR FUCKS SAKE
SHOW SOME GRATITUDE FOR OUR WAR CRIMES YOU UNGRATEFUL BASTARDS
Let’s be honest – well directed, appropriate and accurate hate speech.
Do you think that might be because a lot of people hate him, or have you another suggestion?
Be my guest.
Here are some highlights from Harriet Harman’s inspiring speech.
We all know that without Gordon’s leadership, with David Cameron’s policies – this country would have faced not just a recession – from which we are beginning to recover – but a devastating global depression – which would have lasted a decade.
And Gordon, we are proud of what you have done for Britain over the last 12 months. A Labour government has given people real help to cope through the recession.
Our task as a government is to make sure that we keep on with that help –
Our task as a party is to make sure that we don’t let the Tories wreck it.
Like building 20,000 new affordable homes, most of which will be council homes, the Tories oppose it.
Like the car scrappage scheme. – the Tories opposed it.
Like backing up families where both mother and father go out to work and often, now care for older relatives too. The Tories oppose it.
We mended the roof when the sun shone – the Tory plans would be like a wrecking ball which would demolish the recovery.
When it comes to public investment and public services, let’s be clear about something. This is not just a question of their misjudgement.
Its not a question of competing sets of figures.
This is a question of what you believe in.
The Tories see public investment as a millstone round the country’s neck and a drain on the public purse – we see public services as a vital part of what makes Britain prosperous and fair.
The Tories opposed every single policy which has helped us get out of recession and protect those who would have been hardest hit.
The Tories are eagerly planning cuts to vital public services
The Tories oppose our new 50% tax rate for income over £150,000 and pledge instead to cut inheritance tax for the wealthiest.
They’re beginning to set out their stall for the General Election – and it’s going to be a millionaires’ manifesto.
Gone is Cameron’s faltering attempt to move towards a more progressive position. The Tories are back to their true nature.
To know the Tory plans for the Health Service – look at what Daniel Hannan said in America
To know the Tory plans for turning against international co-operation and international trade – look at what Daniel Hannan says in Europe
To know the Tory plans to turn back progress to equality – look at Hannan’s homophobic, racist friends in Europe
Hannon is not the eccentric fringe. He is the beating heart of the Tory party.
Gordon has said we will help the hard-working majority, not the privileged few
And we will take that message out into our local communities. We are determined. We are committed. Together we’ll fight for those we represent. Together we’ll fight for a prosperous and fair Britian. And most importantly, we’ll fight to win.
mine is made of Blackpool Rock
Utterly depressing newspeak. A wrecked economy. A future of tx rises and unemployment and these jackasses just carry merrily on pretending they’ve built a great legacy.
It’s just depressing.
jgm2, the Labour Party does understand that ordinary people like youself are feeling upset and angry. But believe me, things would have been a lot worse if the Tories had been in power. They would have cut public sector jobs and done nothing to help hardworking families, sending us spiralling into depression.
Gordon Brown did fix the roof while the sun was shining – that’s a fact. And that’s why our economy is recovering more quickly than any other Western economy right now.
Hard working families? Seem to have heard that somewhere before……
Oh, you had me going for a moment. I thought you were serious. And then you wrote…
Gordon Brown did fix the roof while the sun was shining – that’s a fact. And that’s why our economy is recovering more quickly than any other Western economy right now.
Damn. You got me there.
I must not feed the trolls.
FABIAN FINAL SOLUTIONS
OH THE AFGHANS WILL BE SO PLEASED TO HEAR THINGS ARE BETTER
YOU WANKER YOU FUCKING WAR CRIMINAL.
How long did it take to save up all those capital letters tat?
You stupid, stupid man. If you think this is the turning point you are even more of an idiot that your post suggests.
We will be paying back this mountain of debt for many decades to come. Gordon didn’t fix the roof, he just put a plaster on it. The government figures are massaged to make people think everything’s OK, when in fact the truth is very much worse – but don’t take my word for it – read the world economist’s views. They can’t all be wrong.
Why do you think nothing was mentioned at the Conference?
Why have no actual figures been published?
You obviously haven’t lost your job yet. Give it time.
Harriet’s getting some great reviews on Punternet.
Most importantly, youre full of shit.
Any fucker with two brain cells to rub together who votes in that man hating toff public school educated harridan deserves to be dragged out into the street and taser’d til they see the light.
Just what is a Fabian solution? Answers on a postcard please.
Mine’s not printable!
Wow they are VERY scared of the Tories aren’t they?
Stone cold petrified.
Mmmm….”fight to win” sounds interesting – fight who?
Themselves for a start,and then they will fight the media and then they will fight industry,then they will fight anyone who is NOT diverse enough and then they will end up fighting US,the British people.
Now they remind me of a Glaswegian drunk who offers to take on all comers on a Saturday night – he always ended up in the gutter too…….
Never seen you before, are you back from conference with new instructions?
A lot about ‘fighting’ but not a lot about the wars you have pitched our boys and girls into fighting.
“Gordon has said we will help the hard-working majority, not the privileged few”
Run that bit about almost 13 years of ever-increasing taxation and burdensome intrusive legislation past me once again, just so that I can enjoy seeing how it has enriched my life.
With apologies to the songwriters of the original,I have only changed two words in the lyrics;
“I’m the son of a preacher man,everybody call’s him Brother BROWN,
Seems like I spend my life tryin’ to live up to him,
Well he taught me wrong from right,but Lord knows I still sin,
Hey,I’m the son of a preacher man.
Daddy said the narrow road was the only road to take,
but now I am livin’ on a tour bus rollin down MOTORWAYS,
All nighter’s with cheaters and liars can sometimes test your faith,
I’m STILL the son of a preacher man.
…..and sometimes it’s hard to look my mirror in the eye,
Knowin’ I’m the son of a preacher man”
I thought Labour weren’t bothered a Polls?
Only the 1.5 million that live here and vote Liebour.
Margaret Thatcher describes Prince Sultan as “not highly intelligent … He has prejudices, is inflexible and imperious, and drives a hard bargain”. The Al Yamamah deal, worth £43bn in total, has long been the subject of allegations of secret commissions to Lady Thatcher’s son Mark, and to several members of the Saudi royal family.
Left wing bloggers are about as popular as a fart in a lift.
Oh dear. Why do Obama, Mandelson and Harman come in for particular criticism on this blog?
Surely not because they’re black, gay and female?
Has anyone told you just how fucking irritating you are?
No, because they are shit. And you seem to have missed Gordon Brown off the list, a man who gets more stick than anyone and is a white heterosexual male.
and much of the ‘stick’ isn’t peurile stuff about jock or one eye is it ?
allegedly
Obama is a fucking tool, not because he’s black but because he’s a leftie twat.
Obama? Black, gay and female?
Jesus.
The worst rumour I heard so far is that he was born in Kenya. But gay and female too?
Obama is a lesbian?
You’re kidding me.
And Obama gets nothing but sympathy from me for inheriting a fucked up economy and a war on two fronts bequeathed by his idiot predecessor.
Just as Cameron gets nothing but sympathy for the same reason.
And that, by the way, is why Obama wants fuck all to do with the Maximum Imbecile. Because he looks at Brown and he sees Bush. he sees a leader who marched his economy into the same clusterfuck as Bush. He sees a leader who marched his country into the same fucking stupid war as Bush.
The Labour party want to identify with Obama and tie the Tories to Bush. But Obama himself ties Labour with Bush. For obvious reasons.
The meaningless ‘Change we can’ applies to changing the idiots who wrecked the economy and got us involved in a stupid Iraq war.
Spin that.
heir to blair
not exactly difficult is it ?
Bush was in power from 2000.
Brown was in charge of foreign policy and so war from 2007
Brown pulled back and drastically reduced UK troops in Iraq
Brown resisted and limited increasing troop levels in Afghanistan
Bush cut taxes for the wealthy.
Brown increased taxes on the wealthy.
Obama wants universal free health care
Brown wants universal free health care
Obama favours stimulus spending to fight against a 1930′s style depression with 25% unemployment and spiralling deflation.
Brown favours stimulus spending to fight against a 1930′s style depression with 25% unemployment and spiralling deflation.
Now peg them on the line.
More re-writing of history MB.
Brown was pro Iraq war. He was in cabinet. Robin Cook walked out. He could have walked out.
Brown was in charge of the economy and wrecked it as surely as Bush and Greenspan wrecked the US economy.
Brown is ‘taxing the rich’ for purely political reasosns. The 1 or 2 billion quid it will raise is not even a rounding error on a 200bn deficit. If an extra 10% tax on ‘the rich’ would solve the problem then I’d be a lot less concerned than I am about the economy.
It’s just a cynical dog-whistle policy to appeal to the nasty streak in the party of envy.
And you know it.
It’s got nothing to do with solving Brown’s economic disaster.
It’ll need an extra 20% on everybodies taxes or a 20% cut in spending.
Everybody knows it. It’s just they dare not say it for fear of how the ‘other’ party will spin it.
Hence all this farce about Labor ‘savings’ v Tory ‘cuts’.
What shit.
brown voted for war but then underfunded the army.
brown is responsible for the unnecessary deaths of dozens of soldiers.
Stimulus spending to avoid a 1930′s style depression with 25% unemployment and spiralling deflation.
Obama and Brown are in step and do you know what, Dave Komodo lizard lips, flicking tongue, stupendous Evostik combover, is out of step with Obama and wrong on the economy because he’s in bed with the bank robbers.
Just who funds the Conervitudes?
Think about this new era, perhaps it’s escaped your notice that things have changed recently.
US banks are now state controlled.
US car makers are now state controlled.
Wall Street is the biggest welfare mama of all time.
Where’s the right’s free market ideology?
Broken, bust, kaputt.
Mwahahaha
no, you don’t want to talk about the dead soldiers brown is responsible for.
if he hadn’t have cut the helicopter budget those men would still be alive.
By the same leap of logic the reason the Labour Party hates Maggie is because she’s a woman. And they’re all sexist bastards.
No, because they’re out of their depth, untruthful and shrill (I’ll leave you to figure out which is which).
Typical NuLab – erect a strawman and then knock it down.
Fabian you chump
Yes thats exactly why
You double Chump
Phew, you would not believe the depression that is setting in around here after the Labour Party conference.
It is like the Labour troops at the BBC have finally realised that the game is up.
The “moment of clarity” for two colleagues has been too much today – they have gone home sick. They join a steady procession of Labour toadys who need some time to “come to terms with the new reality” as one of them put it.
I try to look concerned and upset about the impending DC Government, but after 7 years working here at the heart of the New Labour propaganda machine I can barely contain my grin.
A word of caution though – the pretence of impartiality will slip completely next week during the Tory conference. The BBC coverage will be some of the nastiest ever witnessed.
WATCH THE LIST OF BBC STUDIO GUESTS COMPARED TO THE LABOUR CONFERENCE.
It wont change a thing though – and the BBC know it.
Happy days.
It’s like stopping a “tsunami” with a kitchen towel. After all the excellent work that the BBC has done over the past 12 years and the veritable orgasm of delight at Brown’s Coronation in 2007 as well but like most parties it’s all coming to a ghastly end for them and all they’re left with is the clearing up and cleaning the vomit off the carpets.
Still – it WAS good whilst it lasted but now comes the “payback” for all those good times.
I well remember the election of 2010. The corridors of Broadcasting house were strewn with an empty champagne bottle,and we now know who it belonged to.
now that is interesting – do please keep us informed, but there again, you may not want to blow your cover and put your job at risk
and no.49 @ 2.57: I too read LabourList and it is indeed full of people who hate Nulabour. Many of the articles on LL are facile and never reach beyond student politics level. But its quite sad that some of older Labour supporters (whose posts often come across as thoughtful and principled), feel terribly let down and angry with the current shower. But my sympathy doesn’t last long, because even these very fed up old Labour types will never bring themselves to vote any different. I’m an ex-labour voter, saw the error of my ways a few years ago.
The Al Yamamah deal, worth £43bn in total, has long been the subject of allegations of secret commissions to Lady Thatcher’s son Mark, and to several members of the Saudi royal family.
BAE stool pigeons at 12 o’clock!
Splat!
you forgot poodle boy Tony Bliar
he’s up to his neck in it
No he’s making his money the Bill Clinton way.
As a game show host.
as well as being paid to give speeches iniciting violence the former prime minister tony blair now acts as the war crime envoy for israel.
Seroxat
can’t smear me numbnuts, I’m a fucking genius you dopey cripple!
The combative spirit is well………….
Successive government administrations were up to their necks in it. It was all part of doing business. If you did not do it then the French or whoever would. Try thinking Mandy and the Hinduja brothers for instance. The problem for BAE Systems is if they plea bargin and accept fraud allegations then it puts their contracts with the Pentagon at risk from Boeing, Lockheed, Rockwell et al who will canvass Capitol Hill to rescind and bar BAE from future contracts in the US.
It brings to mind the old lag Johnathan Aitken and his
“sword of truth and trusty shield of fair play”
While ‘inside’ and to keep himself in one piece he wrote letters for other prisoners.
Khashoggi
Bless you
Well at least he did go to prison, which is more than can be said for this government’s shysters.
It’s the price of keeping ‘hard working families’ in jobs. Mandy is busy pouring (bribing) money into foreign motor manufacturers (Tata to name but one) to preserve Liebour heartland jobs.
guido…presenter james obrien lbc97.3 this morning championing gordon brown’s defence, happened to mention, that the only reason marr asked the pm about his medication, was not because there wer’e rumours abound, but because of a blogger that no one has ever heard of, and that no one is even interested in (made a big point of not mentioning any names) that probably took drugs himself, based on info re pm diet. i did laugh, i thought im sure i ave heard of that blogger and i am certainly interested,
honestly the labourites are getting more and more manic.
I believe I was the first person to really start the ‘brown’s a drug abuser’ narrative.
yes, infact I am sure of it.
and where top boy leads, everyone else follows.
So, you get two million a month. StackOverflow, by contrast, gets one million a day so they have about ten times your traffic.
They manage to employ four people on the ad revenue from that.
So you would get about 0.4 of a salary. Except their demographic is pretty much perfect for on-line advertising and yours is terrible, so you’re getting about 10%-20% of a salary from the ads. What do you live off?
Those estimates are wildly optimistic.
Margaux.
Margot, her name is spelt Margot.
You Oaf, Guidiot
Don’t try and be clever, Baiter, it doesn’t suit you!
BTW, you are aware that The Labour/Fabian movement founded in this country so that independently wealthy socialist aesthetes could cop rough trade without paying the going rate like the Tories?
It’s always the workers who get screwed under Labour!
stackoverflow?
fuck off wanker.
what a fucking spastic!
Nice!
I remember when this blog got fuck all traffic and cars had been invented.
Guido,
It’s reassuring to know that my links to Photoshopped pictures on my apology for a blog are being advertised on such a high traffic site.
Keep up the good work!
A more interesting figure would be how many visits to a blog were broadly supportive of the blogger and how many were hostile towards him or her.
I have read a few of the left of centre blogs and found them, for the most part, unpalatable. Presumably, though, such visits count as ‘proving’ the popularity of and, by implication, my support for, such blog sites. By extension, the very fact that I did visit implies that I support left of centre political parties in general and perhaps the Labour party in particular.
None of this is actually true. I have visited such sites in order to understand better what my political oppressors and opponents are thinking and saying.
What we need is some way of determining the true level of support for a blogger so that they can say “I had so many unique visitors of whom x declared they were generally supportive: y declared that they were generally hostile and z kept their opinions to themselves”.
Now that would make for interesting viewing!