As the Labour Conference shudders to a close let us savour the highlights:
Sunday, Marr asks a stunned Gordon if he is going blind and popping pills to “see him through”?
Monday Labour spin machine and some MPs say they will boycott Marr show in protest.
Tuesday, on the morning he is to give yet another “most important speech of his career”, an Ipsos Mori poll was published showing Labour had slid into third position among British parties for the first time since the formation of the SDP.
Wednesday The Sun withdraws support saying “Labour’s Lost It”. Speaker after speaker in the conference hall calls for a boycott of The Sun. Gordon than undergoes a mauling on BBC Breakfast, GMTV and finally Sky, accusing Adam Boulton of sounding like a “political propagandist”. He then makes an idiot of himself storming off with the microphone still attached. Mandelson calls Sun bosses “c**nts” then lies to everyone that he said “chumps”. Labour aides talk of boycotting Sky News.
So all in all another typical week for the Labour Party, Gordon looking loonier than ever, Mandy brazenly lying, polls dire and Labour’s media strategy seems to be boycott the BBC, Sky and The Sun and opt instead for Twitter. We haven’t had Harriet Harman’s closing speech to the troops yet…
How was labours week ? SHIT
Be fair: the Gay Cyclopse has cured cancer.
(Hasn’t he?)
Can a cancer cure itself? I think not.
He is the Cancer
Lisbon is the cancer so where is the cure ?
I dont have a leader , I dont need anyone telling me how i run my life , Still it shows up how Labour have dumb down responsablity.
A vote for the Tories is a vote for Cancer.
We don’t need a leader we just need a competent manager to administrate the country.
After all WE are the directors.
You have a higher chance of surviving cancer than marxism.
either show us which of the main Political Parties in the UK currently goes by the name marxist or shut the fuck up for once with the kindergarden namecalling
COMMUNIST! FASCIST!! SOCIALISTS!!! MARXIST!!! SATANISTS!!!! COMMUNIST! FASCIST!! SOCIALISTS!!! MARXIST!!! SATANISTS!!!! COMMUNIST! FASCIST!! SOCIALISTS!!! MARXIST!!! SATANISTS!!!! COMMUNIST! FASCIST!! SOCIALISTS!!! MARXIST!!! SATANISTS!!!! COMMUNIST! FASCIST!! SOCIALISTS!!! MARXIST!!! SATANISTS!!!! COMMUNIST! FASCIST!! SOCIALISTS!!! MARXIST!!! SATANISTS!!!! COMMUNIST! FASCIST!! SOCIALISTS!!! MARXIST!!! SATANISTS!!!! COMMUNIST! FASCIST!! SOCIALISTS!!! MARXIST!!! SATANISTS!!!! COMMUNIST! FASCIST!! SOCIALISTS!!! MARXIST!!! SATANISTS!!!! COMMUNIST! FASCIST!! SOCIALISTS!!! MARXIST!!! SATANISTS!!!!
Of all the posters on here are easily the most hysterical & hyperbolic
Face it. You ARE Sarah Palin. Just without the tits
Political parties represented at Parliament
Labour Party
Conservative Party
Liberal Democrats
Scottish National Party (SNP)
Plaid Cymru – the Party of Wales
Democratic Unionist Party (DUP)
Sinn Féin
Social Democratic and Labour Party (SDLP)
Ulster Unionist Party (UUP)
Green Party
Respect
UK Independence Party (UKIP)
@Parrot Shitizen Mong. Racist name you’ve chosen. Blacks good (for music). Browns good (for islam). But you haven’t worked out what the yellow race is good for yet – and making things doesn’t cut it, does it? Pinko commie scumbag.
Communist! COMMUNIST!!! Communist!! COMMUNIST!! Communist! COMMUNIST!!! Communist!! COMMUNIST!!Communist! COMMUNIST!!! Communist!! COMMUNIST!!Communist! COMMUNIST!!! Communist!! COMMUNIST!!Communist! COMMUNIST!!! Communist!! COMMUNIST!!Communist! COMMUNIST!!! Communist!! COMMUNIST!!
Communist! COMMUNIST!!! Communist!! COMMUNIST!
Well he’s near enough killed the Labour party, the biggest cancer on British politics for the last hundred years.
He’s killed off the Country’s Pension Funds, he’s killed off a large part of Middle England, he’s killed off the ‘United’ Kingdom’ with devolution, he’s killed off the the Nation’s prosperity for generations to come with his Boom & Bust policies.
The bloke’s an abject failure; he knows he’s been rumbled and that’s why he’s having these child-like temper tantrums.
this abject failure is a bloke.
Subtle hint
Is that the proximate cause of his uselessness Harriet?
So if they are boycotting Sky and Marr, where will they get their telly time before the election? Are they going to GMTV us to death?
Will anyone notice their boycott anyway?
Curiously looking forward to Harperson’s closing speech.
Can they get a conference clean-sweep of disaster? I’m betting yes.
Bring on the coke-snorting Tories I say to teach these hoons how to run a country…
Its payback time for the BBC, remember Gilligan and the ‘sexed-up’ dossier? Labour gave the BBC a kicking, now its their turn. Have fun Beeb, dont hold back!
Hear hear, come on its not like you have anything to lose, the tories are in anyway next summer so let the anger all out, you’ll feel much better.
I’m wondering what odds you’d get on labour coming *fourth* now. With this last term they’ve awoken the sleeping giant of the apathetic no-voters, those who previously thought they couldn’t make a difference. And he aint happy at all.
Fourth is a remote but distinct possibility. if the UK electorate are in fact, not a stupid as the government and BBC think, then the next GE will be about destroying Labour, rather than electing the Tories.
With a Tory victory with either Labour either so far second they need to rally minority and ‘Celtic’ parties around them to form a credible coalition opposition. Of course, the ‘Celtics” hate Labour now too, thanks to having to front up to them in the Mickey-Mouse Assemblies in Scotland and Wales, so the price would undoubtedly be too high to pay. So unlikely.
With Labour’s core vote now down to a die hard statist employee base, the welfare underclasses and recent immigrant, they can no longer claim to represent any mainstream group or interest in the country
So I think, the Tories will get in on probation, with Labour destroyed and the Lib-Dems with Greens and coalitions of nationalists.
If DC was really smart and if the Tories don’t win big in 2010 in Scotland and wales, he should offer either a federalist settlement or full independence to at least Scotland and solve a number of problems at one stroke, but the important one being to save us all from the doctrinally immoral, outdated, faithless, soulless, dishonesty and incompetence of the Liberal-fascist Labour party.
Paradoxically it may mean that to save the countries of the UK from economic and social oblivion, the UK itself has to be broken up to kill off Labour for once and for all.
Not a chance of fourth. The system is far too biased in their favour. In a fair electoral system they would be fourth, or maybe even fifth. However under the current electoral system, they could get half the votes of the lib-dems and still end up with twice their number of seats.
Sad but very unfortunately true!
It looks like they will probably be second, at worst.
look up what it took to give Blair his 97 win before sounding like an idiot please
Labour will lose but talking about fourth is lunacy
The “Independence” idea is an old one that’s been batted about for some time now and the Scottish Tories have toyed with it before dismissing it as has Dave
Won’t happen with Daves support but it might eventually happen anyway. It’s still the Conservative and Unionist Party and Cameron has said he’d do everything and anything to keep our two countries as one
If it did happen then a Lib-Lab pact would probably ensue
might if Labour lose badly enough after this anyway but they definitely won’t come fourth
In regard to the Dossier and subsequent very bloody war, one would hope that someone could remind the folks in Brussels, before they confirm a war criminal as president of the European Union? My opinion of the military capability of Hezbollah has plummeted since their failure to stick a bomb under Blair’s car, despite having so many chances to do so.
And where is Daniel Hannan when you really need him? Shouldn’t he be pointing out the obvious case for not having a war criminal as President of the EU?
Yes, I’m sure the Vichy French, Munich Putsch Germans and the various other Collaborationist nationals who support the horrid, whorish Babylonian edifice that is the EU will baulk at approving a war criminal as president.
Don’t overlook that Neo-Bonapartist empire-building, if it shall succeed unimparied, may require ‘war crimes’ in the future.
This is the peace envoy to the middle east you speak of!
Don’t forget the current boss is a Maoist FFS.
Yep! I did wonder where all the self respecting Arabs ,Palestinians with kalashnikovs were too!
The BBC is so far up Liebore that Gilligan was just an interlude.
That will be Get Me The Valium then, or Mumsie TV, your right no one will notice.
QVC
It does not matter. He has done his part of the deal. He is still in power.
Tomorrow we all hope the Irish will keep their unique identity and ruin all the plans.
I am praying with all my heart and soul that the Irish, who fought for independence with all their heart, will not give their country away so cheap to the vultures and fascists in the EU!
A tip to my fellow countrymen.
Put 2 Xs in the Yes box – to be sure, to be sure.
Priceless Fingers….. doubling the ‘yes’ vote eh? or destroying the vote in its entirety.
Oh Danny Boy…….Oh Danny Boy……please say no.
By announcing its withdrawal of support when it did, The Sun wanted to hurt Gordon Brown. It was almost a Murdoch act of personal vindictiveness, although it has been said that Rupert personally likes the PM, but not enough. The war in Afghanistan is where the Murdoch press will aim its campaign against the Government and one wonders if its support for Cameron is a Conservative decision to name a withdrawal date prior to the next election?
BW Christopher
That’s one of the most stupid posts I’ve ever seen on here.
BW Christopher, having you been smoking crack AND crystal meth WITH a bit of dope on the side? Stick with The Grauniad.
“Blair to be named EU President ‘within weeks’ if Irish vote Yes”
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23751121-blair-to-be-named-eu-president-within-weeks-if-irish-vote-yes.do
Could this be the cause of the ill health that forces gordon to stand down. Other than putting undue Strain on Gordon’s ticker and blood pressure, the reality of a President blair would plunge his already depressed mind into the depths of despair.
The irony is staggering. The Irish vote yes and get a British EU president, has anyone pointed that out to them?
From the curious and illuminatingly frightful article adduced by number 143 (thank you for the information!);
“I dont seem to remember any referendum by Ted Heath when his Conservative government took us into Europe we had to wait for Harold Wilsons’ Labour government for one which gave a resounding YES vote!!! – Of course that was before the Tory party was taken over by the extreme right wingers who still control it.
Surely if Ireland vote YES then its time to get both main parties to gaurantee a referendum something that Hague has so far failed to do!!
Anyway what Cameron thinks wont count for much in Europe given that he is now only a member of a sect at the margins of europe wonder what Winston Churchill (another unelected Prime Minister!) would make of celebrating Hitlers birthday!!
As for Tony Blair well you all voted for him and all he truth “He was the best Tory Prime Minister the Conservative Party never had!!”. Remember his dad nearly became a Tory MP and so going to war was already in his genes …. Dont get bitter because Labour has made britain better
- Melvyn Windebank, Canvey Island, Essex”
I seem to recall that Mr Churchill won a general election for the Tories in 1951. Other than that, this man appears sane and perceptive, no?
The so called Wilson referendum was as yes yes referendum it required a lawyer to understand it,the msm really helped the people to figure it out,like hell they did,no wonder the papers are slowly dying,we need a proper referendum or a real promise of one,me if I don’t get one by the next election then I will give my vote to the socialist B@P,might as well let them turn us into 3rd world country dependant on the EU for money,that would be a change for all of us ,them paying us instead of us paying them.
Think I’ll take the ‘living will’ option….if he gets the post.
But how can they ignore the fact that the Czechs have not ratified???
The reality of a President Blair under the circumstances wouldn’t do much for my state of mind either.
If the EU breaks its own rules in this respect, unilateral withdrawal is the only possible option.
These would be the same Czechs in a political and financial corruption investigation involving BAE arms deals led by the AG Baroness Scotland ?
Yeah, I don’t think Mandelson will see them as much of a problem holding up lisbon any more somehow.
Chilling. One corrupt domino tipping over another until…
It will take months before Tongatonga’s prosecutors get their BAE case anywhere near ready (they’ve got her to investigate first!) so concerns about Lord Slime and the Czechs are a little overplayed?
If he gets that post in Europe he’ll be target practice.
I really hope that the Irish do not vote for Blair to become the dictator of the EU.
Come on Ireland. why would you want Blair to be YOUR President?
Well why do you think Blair became a catholic if not to gain power
Please – no more. My sides are sore !!!
How many ‘Labours’ are there? Or should it be, how’s your grammar?
The evil eye
Don’t think Marr asked if big G was going blind …
Couldnt happen to a more deserving, corrupt, authoritarian pack of hoons!
Chumps dear Boy…. chumps
I’m not sure about using the term “chumps”, by doing so are we following Mandy’s agenda?
You’ve got to watch these bilderbergers; they’re tricky chumps.
gaaah – you see?
Where’s “Mike Chump” today? Anybody seen Mike Chump?
Haven’t seen much of Geoff Chump in Brighton this week, either.
Where’s Isaac Chump too ?
and Milichump(s) x2?
I’m surprised he never claimed to haver said ‘hoon’
W.W.
Chimps, surely ?
Funny , I thought Guido censored ‘Chimps’ into ‘Hoons’
Fussing chumps at that!
“c**nts”? Chants? Chints? Counts?
How does he know what a -unt looks like?
He went to a conference in Brighton to meet loads of them.
Hattie was talking about taking him home to meet her parents, wasn’t she?
Huntings illegal now surely?
Sweetcheeks Peter merely looked in the mirror.
Voila.
Gordon’s fightback week was a disaster. They have less supporters now than they had a week ago.
Whatever it is they’re doing – it works for me.
A man who is continually having to fightback, should realise the game is lost.
It works for the plotters too
“I will turn it around by the conference”
A turn for the worse is not exactly what the backbenches had in mind Mr Brown but you keep right on thinking they won’t stab you in the back soon to save their own skins
Harman had a rant reported in daily mail startingthe class war again , so we know her speech
Harriet re-starting the class war?!
I can only assume, given her background, she was having a pop at the pikeys and dregs of our society??
read here
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1217214/Harman-class-war-attack-Osborne-inflammatory-speech-lap-dancing-bars-fox-hunting.html
What a silly bint.
I mean, I’ve been to some very classy lap dancing bars…
Lap dancers and prostitutes are workers too and a very invaluable service they perform as well!
I can’t improve on Mike J’s comment of 01/10/2009 11:00 — The pinnacle of political debate,the Chav’s versus the Knobs,please go away Harriet.
You know liebore have totally lost it when a big girl like Hattie can confuse “nobs” with “knobs”. But then, she’s been doing it for years. Something from her childhood, perhaps?
Harman is a complete laughing stock in the USA
Given that 20% of british men (and a few women) visit prostitutes because that is the only way they will ever have a decent sex life, I can see what is left of Labour’s vote dissappearing down the toilet.
She’s a one woman trafficking fanticist. Look love, they don’t do it because they are so pathetic they can’t escape from some nasty bloke. THEY DO IT COS THEY NEED THE MONEY (even more so since you screwed the economy).
No – I know perfectly well what a knob is . . . it’s what Min keep trying to push in us Wimmin.
But we tried it once, and we don’t like it.
Anyone got a spare d ildo?
Bzzzzzzzz…
The last lady I visited said she loved her job. “I get paid for coming” was how she put it. Top bird, she was.
Phew, thanks for that insight. And to think that I believed that some women were forced into prostitution. I also had part of the reason down to global trafficking in people. I’m glad that you’ve corrected my misapprehension. Now then, you’re findings, which are no doubt the result of years of study and field work, would be most welcome to sociologists.
Well since Harriet is a fully paid up and educated member of the Toff Class, I can only assume she is going on the offensive against the “lower orders”.
Strange how she’s trying to tell the American’s what to do (Arnie, specifically) while her partners-in-crime are complaining about being told what to do by an Australian.
Sums it up perfectly – fuck ‘em all
Watched te opening of the supreme court, anoter huge expense
But all will be well when Tone (allelujah) returns
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2663036/Tony-Blair-to-head-the-EU-within-weeks.html
The Trial of Tony Blair is on Channel 4 on Demand TV btw.
I’m looking forward to the closing song and ritual hari kari at the end.
It’ll be a hoot.
“We’ll keep the Red Flag lying…”
“We’re out of work, we’re on the dole, so stick your red flag up your hole…”
yeah…where The Sun don’t shine. Bwahahahahaha
But Toenails gave Gorgon a nice easy interview this morning.
is toenails and shaun woodood ( the labour millionare) related?
Yes, gynaecologicaly.
Shaun married into the millions dontcha know.Not sure when the butler appointed.
The butler certainly ‘annointed’ Woodward a number of times. Mandy has had a go too.
Is it still on? Thought it had finished days ago
It did, by every measure except time…
Slow mo train crash. :¬)
p.s. You have the wrong date on the Quote of the Day.
The gig was as if they’re in opposition already.
The Sun torpedoed the meeting but Labour rose to the bait, they couldn’t stop talking about it. They say the papers don’t matter but Andy Burnham wants to divert money from clinical care to car parking largely because of a Daily Mail campaign to agitate floating votes.
We’ve learned nothing new about Labour, except that they’re all too spineless to sack the man that’s causing them such bad ratings. David Cameron won’t believe his luck.
Andrew, if you actually listened to what Brown and then Burnham said, hospital car parking will be free for, wait for it, ‘in patients’. So visitors, staff, out-patients will all still be charged.
May be I’ve got the wrong end of the stick but I can’t think of many in patients that drove their own car to the hospital to sit in the cosy ward for the next two weeks. I would imagine relatives or friends or an ambulance brought them.
So, really, it’s simply spin. Again.
Correct! These hussies will do anything for a headline, even a bad one!
Next time I go in I’ll bring a Winnebago and the family can move in….
My wife has a monthly deduction from her pay packet for the honour of parking at work. The clinical staff, unlike the administrative staff, do not work conventional “office hours” so public transport is very rarely an option. Still the couple of hundred quid the Trust gets each year from each member of staff must be useful.
Yep – again its lies and deception.
Its all these chumps are capable of
and it will be introduced in ‘three years’ i.e never.
Glad someone else spotted that too.
All the on-street punters did just what LieBour wanted them to do – think it was free parking for visitors. The good old BBC did nothing to dispell that mistake.
Also, as here in parts of Wales, you find that the hospital has signed a 5 or 10 year contract with the car park admin company and the powers decide “that has to run its course” before the charges are dropped.
Shits.
A change of law could create a force majeur situation where a contract can be cancelled.
As pointed out above, when ANY Labour promise is made, even a quick browse through the details will show it is yet another deception.
I don’t know why they even bother to lie and deceive about future promises, they never keep them anyway.
brilliant love it….im in to this blog so much common sense where have i been for the last 12 years .o yes retired and gone for 12 years abroad .should i come back.
Hattie’s rant at punternet has crossed the Atlantic and into the IT sphere too – Labour’s authoritarianism is an open secret now.
Its a laugh isn’t it. Prostitution isn’t illegal, so how can reviewing prostitutes be illegal, and if it were illegal then presumably viewing Punternet would be an illegal act. Fact is the Harridan is pissed off because she can’t put her obsession with hookers into law. Even the dinner lady wouldn’t go along with her mad schemes.
“Prostitution isn’t illegal, so how can reviewing prostitutes be illegal?”
Same way that suicide isn’t illegal, but helping anyone do it painlessly is illegal.
Same way that zoophilia is not illegal in several US states, but viewing it in the UK is illegal.
Hattie’s hat-tip to Five Bellies for that one.
Thanks for the publicity, Harriet. My phone hasn’t stopped ringing since your excellent PR job for Punternet at your conference, and my emailbox isn’t the only thing that’s been full ever since.
Don’t worry, the beeboids still have faith, they’ll rally round the Dear Leader , and we’ll be subject once more to the nauseating sight of that traiterous old cnut, wealthy landowner and deluded useful idiot, and beeboid pin up, wedgie-benn singing the red flag.
I remember Wedgie. Wasn’t he the one who fought in the class war against hereditary privilege and nepotism? How’s his son Hilary doing these days – still a cabinet minister, is he? God, these hypocritical bastards need a good burning!
Hilary wouldn’t like that – burning causes too much climate change from his point of view. Which is just the old marxist war on victorian capitalists under a different name.
And a grand-daughter who wants to be a Labour MP.
Hilary, was he one of the smiling nodding dolls at the newlab conferfence?
Ahh, Yessss, straight from he pages of Jane Austen’s lost novel Nobs and Nobility.
As Lady Magnesia sat in the coach progressing across the Essex countryside she looked from the window and spoke to her travelling companion lolling on the upholstered seat opposite.
“In a well ordered society the Quality, Rank or Profession must be respected Sir Bartleby, why this must be the rolling acres of country estate owned by the Bedgewood-Wenn family?”
Her words were rudely interrupted by the coachman’s cries, clattering of hooves and squealing of the carriage’s brakes.
Scrote, the shrivelled family retainer, jumped down from his place next to the driver and addressed her ladyship.
“We can go no further Milady, despite Labour’s “Right to Roam” legislation this estate appears to be exempt and blackguards have put barbed wire acoss the thoroughfare”
Lady Magnesia blushed in great anger at this thwarting of her journey. Her eyes narrowed as she turned to her fellow traveller.
“Sir Bartleby!” She roared “I consider myself to be an upper class socialist. I must act to protect the rights of the lower orders. Pass the bolt croppers, comrade!!”
I do love a decent bit of slapstick. What next? Ed Balls steps in a bucket of paint; Harperson treads on a rake
PRIME Mentalist Gordon Brown said he could still “turn it round” and win the General Election as the Labour Party received a rare poll boost.
A YouGov survey carried out on Monday and Tuesday – the day of his conference speech – put Labour on 30 per cent, the Tories on 37 per cent and the Lib Dems on 21 per cent.
# Source: Edinburgh Evening News 01 October 2009 10:09 AM
it’s a constant source of bewilderment as to who is sufficiently impressed by a dismal performance at a conference to actually change their voting stance. Have these people shit for brains?
One answer, YES!
Given that anyone who votes Labour is a stupid wanker, why are you so surpised that McMental’s “stunning” performance has made a few of them come out of the woodwork?
Woodward the traitor talking gaucamole at the CONference. Lovely pink background, goes nicely with his orange face. What a loathesome turd he is. ‘last bridge to cross, ……let the impossible dream be the lasting reality’.
Now it’s Bob aintalfotaintworthajotainsworth speaking at the conference. Same old hitler fringe, hitler moustache, BIIIG shouldered suit, and glossy red tie. What a sight!
The clapped out Sergeant Major speaks his mind. Whipping up spurious reasons for continuing the war in Afghanistan.
What a joke he is, he should go in to comedy when he’s slung out of his constituency, he could make a fortune. Shame he can’t say his hs.
The YouGov pollsters you mean? and Yes
That was before Black Wednesday.
Besides, there will always be some thickos who actually believe Brown’s empty, unaffordable, lying promises.
black wednesday how much did that cost ? 4-5 billion give me that over a gordon bust how much will that cost ?
National Debt in 1997 £340 billion.
National Debt in 2009 £1370 billion. And rising.
Public sector borrowing requirement for current financial year £175 billion.
shit!
Taxes after the election
UP
And the c unt is STILL spending
The EEN is still very firmly a Labour rag.
I notice that there is no mention of the SNP, so I assume that this wasn’t taken in Scotland.
Memo to Tony Woodley: if something doesn’t matter and is not important try not to go appear on national television like a rabid axe murderer denouncing the thing that is irrelevant. Prick.
The Sun has been boycotted in Liverpool for more than twenty years.
The Sun’s sales are dropping like a stone and their advertising sales are too.
Page 3 just doesn’t have the same pulling power since the internets came along.
His empire is literally being Googled to death.
How old is Murdoch now?
79 next birthday, which is in March.
Is there more than one internet?
True enough Mr Baiter, the Sun is assuredly almost as unprofitable and unread as the Guardian, the Observer, and the Independent newspapers.
The only thing that stops the Grauniad going tits-up is the government’s adverts for diversity awareness coordinators and the like, which after the election will be published exclusively online.
So, bye bye Garudina (weeps crocodile tears, not).
Nice straw, eh, young Baiter? Keep grasping…
But our leader plans to cut this by 50% over 4 years……
Ps: I am a spot encrusted self abuser with a sick love of saggy old Gordon!
P.P.S I am also full of self loathing about the fact that I was born to reasonably wealthy middle class parents, brought up in an affluent middle class area, and thus hate all those who are of a similar background to my own.
And you’re a fucking ginge.
I agree with what you say. Do you know any former Sun employees at all? I’d never trust one of them. Work for the Sun and you soul is gone. I wonder if there are any on this propaganda/self-advancement site masquerading as a blog …. Makes you wonder, doesn’t it?
Correction: liebour’s liverpool thugs intimidated stockists who sold the Sun – usual liebour tactics – eh littlew@nker
Yes. showed him up in a good light didn’t it?
Er…point of order here, but what would Mandelson know about c*nts? Very little I suspect but he’s probably going about now saying that a “c*nt” is part of a “chump”, or some other falsehood
Mandy, never having seen or been anywhere near the real thing, quite understandably got the name a bit wrong. I’m sure that is on much firmer ground with arse, ringpiece, poop chute, jacksie, chocolate starfish, rusty sheriff’s badge, ricker etc etc
Strenuous link this, but entertaining if seen as a metaphor. As the brave lemmings [us] risk all on the most flimsy and ill designed contraption seen in ages it is fitting that the guy least at risk [an MP, surely] is decked out with all the safety gear.
Note further that he legs it pronto to watch from a safe distance
Make no mistake, ZaNu are in full crisis-management mode.
My guess – and it is just a guess – is that someone was tipped off that the Sun was going to dump ZaNu directly after McDoom’s speech hence the re-appearance of Whelan, Campbell and all the other old guard to remind the rest of the mob not to fall apart in front of the punters.
But even the implied threat of bringing B’liar back to keep them all on message and having Blinky doing his “look out ! there’s a Bee’n'Pee bogeyman indoctrinating your children” routine hasn’t been enough to stop the Gorgon going into full meltdown and repeating his “please love me, I’ll keep spending” routine – even though that’s blatantly impossible.
Two things :
(a) What are the dirty tricks, smoke and mirrors squad going to come up with to try and eclipse the Tory conference next week.
(b) I’m thinking that from here on in, it’s going to get really, really unpleasant.
i think the tories got the pre-emp strike with the sun thing , just like gordon went on a “suprise” visit to our troops in the tory gig a few years ago
I think it will get a lot, lot worse. The smear campaigns we’ve seen in the past will pale away into insignificance against what will be “revealed” during the next few months.
Let’s hope the newspapers have a few decent stories up their sleeves, to fight back with.
Oh yes, spot on. Now labour are dead those who know where the bodies are buried have nothing to fear any more. There are so many skeletons in so many closets, like the BBC, the press, liebores own silent suffering ranks even (mass defections anyone?) this feeding frenzy will be like nothing seen before.
When you live by the sword, beware the ides etc … choose your poetic metaphor, but theres no escape now.
I am sure you are right here. We’ve already had tasters with the Osbourne hookers and Cameron’s clap and I remember years ago that PR guru with the white hair whose name temporarily escapes me saying that he had some dirt on the Tories he was keeping up his sleeve.
Politicians with a dodgy hidden past are a pestilence we can do without. They are subject to blackmail and pressures and that cannot be good.
So we should come down hard on the hidden.
It is up to us whether we wish to be judgemental or forgiving about the dodgy.
So George, if you like getting your leg over hooker when dressed as Widow Twanky own up and trust us, rather than try and live a political life looking over your shoulder and pulling punches because in case ‘le pouffe celebre’ might decide to go public or you are allergic to gnats.
Has B’Liar been asked to go on the stump? Even if he hired Gadaffy duck’s bondyguards, someone would have a pop at him. He can’t do a Prezza if he tried – it’s why he’s always had other bastards do it for him.
Can I recommend the Barrett 50 calibre?
302.+.sniper.+. You certainly can. Excellent choice. First class long range killing power. If I remember rightly it fires the same ammo the MOD couldn’t be arsed to send out to our lads and lasses in Afghanistan until our country was internationally humiliated over it. God knows what crap it was the gunners had been issued with to jam their guns. Obviously intended for another weapon altogether, one with different head space perhaps?
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/politics-headlines/fump-off%2c-you-bunch-of-fumpers%2c-says-mandelson-200910012104/
Quite amazing really. They start the week having just the slimmest of chances and manage to even dump that by the end.
And they all say Gordon is the right person to lead them. Are they ALL Mad?
Yes. I really believe they are.
Indeedydoda!
Amongst the carnage of the past week, it’s Mandelson’s lie that sticks in my craw. This wasn’t just a fib or a slight untruth; the man lied through his teeth, provoking gasps of admiration from the likes of Adam Boulton at Mandelson’s ability to “spin” his way out of trouble.
Yes that was sickening, all the hacks now fawn before Mandelson.
Did anyone notice that he was wearing a c£20.000 watch? Who gave him that, I wonder?
Including, last night, the tired looking Paxo.
I wonder if he’d be quite so rude to all his splendid friends in the Bilderberg group?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bilderberg
Just wait til I get Tony installed as President of Europe. No election necessary, just lots of back-scratching. All the power without any responsibility. No who is the chump?
A great week for us. Money pouring in, soon to be 1st Lady of Europe, Gordon finished. We can’t stop laughing.
Think I’ll have to cut and run. Where to, that’s the problem.
More like lots of cock sucking, and there is a specialist in that field around.
It might be fun if he decides to make a state visit. I can see the admiring crowds cheering his triumphant procession already. NOT!
…and amongst this car crash tv
who is running the country?
With any luck no one.
Seems to be doing a fair job of running itself via the Civil Service.
81 hoons-away days and while things haven’t got a whole lot better, they certainly didn’t get any worse….
The civil service couldnt run a flight of fucking stairs let alone the country FFS.
I’d avoid any strolls in the woods for a while pal.
You have to admit that it takes skill to fuck up a country in just 12 years
Looking back I am surprised it took as long.
Nah it was just luck
Boycott the Sun? I may be getting on a bit, but didn’t Labour start boycotting the Murdoch press in the 80s following Wapping? Perhaps they forgot.
It’s just things returning to their natural order. Back to the loony left, out of control Unions and a bankrupt labour government.
Ah woke up this morning, an ‘ nuthin makes no sense
Ah woke up this morning, an ‘ nuthin makes no sense
Ah woke up this morning, an ‘ nuthin makes no sense
Da week was shit, – n’ Lie_Bore stinks – right down from is ‘ead
(onlooker says) – “some things rot from the head down”
Actually I’ve really rather enjoyed it, I can’t wait for my birthday now.
Gordon is a busted flush. The media now has to point out to the remaining Labour faithful the the other two members of the ruling triumvirate, Mandelson and Ed balls are merchants of spin, smear and lies.
The media has to catch them bang to rights lying, which they will as they cannot operate any other way.
just watch how the attacks on the Tories and media will get more shrill and personal as the SS Keir Hardie sinks beneath the waves.
The war has only just started and all cameron has to do is keep his council, not rise the bait and let New Labour destroy itself.
You beat me to it. I totally agree. Watch out for the shittiest campaign by NuLab ever.
Instead of running ‘spot the ball’ the MSM need to run ‘spot the truth’ competitions everytime a Labour politician/spin merchant speaks between now and next May.
I pray everyday that NuLab get totally annihilated and maybe, just maybe, a decent party with decent values may rise from the ashes; ‘cos much as I am a true blue I wouldn’t want the Tories to have power without a decent opposition to keep them on their toes.
Anyone got the clip of BulgyBall’s pathetic Brighton rant? Apparently its a hoot, tried to do it without notes and fluffed his lines.
Yup – I really did used to write porn.
But that ain’t nothin.
You should me woodcraft skills !
Marvellous speech a short while ago by Defence secretary Bob Ainsworth…” ‘e said we got ‘elicopters in ‘ampshire instead of in ‘elmand “…
I just can’t bear to think any more about the necessary time-lapse of defence procurement, and why the software was all wrong, and why there are a clutch of big, fat, useless, extremely expensive Chinooks stuck in hangars here doing nothing…
They’re not doing nothing. They’re rusting.
Rust never sleeps…
Out of the shit and into the Brown!
‘ello. Private Bob here, the latest in a long line of outstanding Labour Offense Secretaries.
Some of you may have ‘eard US General Stanley McChrystal say our mission in Afghanistan could easily fail.
I can assure you that this is not the case. If it were to be the case it would be the end of the world, and this cannot be allowed.
If we were to fail, we would be swamped with muslims, sharia law would start operating in the country and eventually supplant English law, churches would be turned into mosques, the country would become a religious and racial battleground, and our traditional way of life would come to an end.
What’s that you say? This is already ‘appening? What the ‘ell are we in Afghanistan for then? We’d better send even more troops, bombs, weapons and equipment.
What? We ‘aven’t got any more troops, and we’ve run out of suitable equipment? We don’t even ‘ave enough to deal with any major terrorist attack or jihad launched from the Islamic Trojan horse already in the UK?
Hmmm… maybe we’ll have to resort to the use of a few WMD to sort the Afghanis out then. After all our WMDs are good ones – it’s the enemy who’s got the bad ones…..
Shouldn’t that be ‘Trojan camel’
Bob Ainsworth IS Fred Kite
They really should getr treatment for Mr Brown. It’s unfair allowing him to get more and more ill.
Baroness Scotland is in the clear, dear, even on your list.
The London Moscow Standard back pedalled on Gordon Brown’s TV interview, realising suddenly that anyone can see the actual clip.
Remember the problem for the Conservitudes is their leader Dave Komodo, lizard lips, flicking tongue and spectacular combover has a brittle and fragile over blown ego, typical of a PR man, which is all he is.
There’s a long fight ahead and he’s not up to it.
His blood pressure already is all over the place.
Enjoy
sorry was you talking about dave or gordon there ?
To be fair, allowing for the doctrinal and ethical superiority (amongst politicians) of the Tories, and the appalling prodigality, foulness and envy which infects Labour, their demon overlord (Manhandleson) and his creature Brhoon, Call Me Dave is more a ‘sunshine and happy days’ Conservative than a statesman or hero.
I’d settle for sunshine and happy days. To be honest, I’d settle for sunshine.
Guido – I’m sure this assh*le is posting from inside number 10 you know.
10 Arsely road perhaps.
Do you think he’s sitting round in his purple shell suit?
(ie his Icke moment, I imagine I have to spell it out for people who cannot remember 1991)
“Are you at it again? Oh, dear – I keep telling you, it’ll make you go blind. Now you can throw away that lingerie catalogue, I don’t want it again after what you’ve been up to. And go and change your underpants.”
I’d back a lizard against a chicken anyday
FIGHT!
It must be beautiful in the land that you live in…on whatever Planet that may be.
He lives on one of Uranus’ moons – dickup
Master Baiter your a wanker.
he is but it’s supposed to be Brown who is the thin skinned petulant namecalling prick not you lot
do not feed the troll
‘His blood pressure already is all over the place.’
Should be
His blood pressure is already all over the place.
North London
You clearly didn’t see your beloved leader, Gordon, as interviewed by Adam Boulton, did you. He was so agitated, he got tangled up in the mic wires when he tried to leave. We could all see for ourselves how high his blood pressure was.
Labour are already arguing amongst themselves. Mandleson and Harman both lost their temper, and the rest are back-pedalling for alll they are worth.
Labour is a has-been party, and pretty soon they’ll be a never was.
“Labour is a has-been party, and pretty soon they’ll be a never was.”
Preferably a never will be again.
Once the trolls are back onto Dave’s hair as an “issue” you know all is lost for ZNL.
Oh, and his missus has a ‘pointy head’ apparently.
Well that’s it settled. Labour fourth term nailed on.
As The Blessed Margaret said, once they start getting personal I know I have won the argument.
If “Lizard Lips” is the best they’ve got then Dave is home and dry.
It’ll be ‘Druggie Dave’ by Monday.
Just you watch.
Perhaps we should play up to the “lizard lips” bit. Pretend its a deep insult. Make them believe its a good tactic.
“lips win it” the advisers will say. A few days later Gordon Brown will appear with lips that make Pete Burns look like a lizard. He is a lizard of course.
Problem with shooting your wad 8-9 months from the election is that’s an awful long time to hope Brown isn’t the type to hold a grudge and shove through a bit of payback Media Legislation Mr Murdoch
You’ve given him no reason to hold back now and President Blair is unlikely to be too eager to help you with those pesky European Laws on competition and Media holdings
and to save the dimwits the trouble
Brown is an arsehole but so is Murdoch
So Fuck off to a Sky or Sun comments page if you want to hear gushing praise for an Australian Media Baron
I saw the clip. What a sad performance by Mr Brown. It’s possible to feel sorry for him.
If you start feeling sorry for him, then think of the lives he’s ruined through his actions such as pensions raid, continual bungling over un-necessary wars, PFI, broken industry, the high unemployed, etc, etc, etc
I said possible. But perhaps not likely!
Don’t feel sorry for him. I don’t. Thousands of us have already lost our jobs, livelihoods, pensions, and homes.
He’s still living in luxury and is never likely to know what it feels like.
No mercy for the merciless!
Never feel sorry for him – he’s an evil despot.
He deserves nothing but pain and suffering.
Yeah, I felt sorry for him. Sad to mock the mentally disabled. Then I remembered I lost my job because of that fuckwit. Don’t feel sad for hime anymore.
FFS they now wanna prosecute BAE systems…Brown’s scorched earth policy will leave us with a barren wasteland.
“will leave us ” it already has
He’s in the early stages of dementia
I knew someone who was diagnosed as depressed, pumped full of drugs. He was only 40 or so. Then nearly 10 years later a locum doctor doubted the initial diagnosis.
It turned out that the poor sod had developed pre-senile dementia at 40. He is still alive in a secure ward as he keeps trying to attack people. His own family (wife, kids) is banned from seeing him as he getsa violent when he sees them.
Yea I feel sorry for him, maybe he hasn’t been diagnosed yet, such a terrible thing to lose your mind when its not your fault
Marr fucked up the pills question, though. He quite clearly pitched it under-arm. He had the chance to find out one way or the other whether or not Brown was healthy enough to lead the country, and he bottled it. That particular leopard, then, won’t change his spots.
I think we can safely say that now Brown and Labour have started to pick a fight with the media, including Sky and the BBC, they have the perfect excuse NOT to enter any TV debates. Not that they woould have taken part before this excuse was handed to them.
Brown picked a fight with the BBC? His very own media outlet.
Piss off.
So he hasn’t picked a fight with the BBC? My mistake. Only one or two BBC presenters, noteably Andrew Neil have said the same thing. Never mind Winklepicker you obviously know better.
Marr did not ‘fuck up’ the pills question. Marr was allowed to ask a very specific question about ‘painkillers’ which, to my knowledge doesn’t form part of any of the rumours about the Maximum Imbecile.
This allowed Brown to deny he was taking painkillers (probably true) and to conflate ‘pain’ with his failing eyesight and go for the sympathy vote.
Absolutely classic Brown/Labour. Answer a very, very specific question but give the impression you’re answering a much broader question.
Marr was allowed to ask the ‘painkiller’ question because it gave Brown the chance to deny he’s taking any pills (in the context of painkillers). Now, if anybody goes back for a second bite and ask him about anti-depressants he’ll just give it ‘I’ve already answered that question’.
The whole ‘We’re cross at Marr, how dare he’, is pure pantomime.
It’s just setting up Cameron for a good going over this Sunday. And you can be sure the questions will be far more difficult. And not limited to Cameron either.
‘Are you aware of any members of your cabinet who may have taken illegal drugs?’
Just you watch.
It’s a complete set-up.
Brave Brown not taking painkillers even with his childhood injuries [violins play, angels shed tears].
Tory Toff living the high-life [Bullingdon pictures, tourniquet and needles].
The BBC. Helping you to make the difficult decisions.
JGM2: Bullseye!! My thoughts exactly. I shall be watching Marr to see just how he plays it. My guess is that he will have been well fed with inside info from the likes of Brown’s ‘back-office’.
Keep up the good posts. Well worth reading.
Surely that would back-orifice in Brown’s case?
Marr was giving Brown the opportunity to deny these rumours circulating in the background, that’s all. He signalled his intention to Labour Party apparatchiks, who apparently told him he shouldn’t do it. Surely they briefed Gorgon that the question might come up? Presumably they were so certain they had Marr in their back pocket they thought there was no possibility the questions would arise, and didn’t warn Gorgon. So when Marr did put the question Brown fluffed it so spectacularly that now we all believe he’s as high as a kite.
The pictures of Marr being harangued by Labour Party apparatchiks are just those apparatchiks trying to give the impression that they are appalled by the question being raised – for the benefit of their lord and master who is no doubt not best pleased by being put on the spot by one of their own journos.
Harriet Harman’s closing speech should be the icing on the cake…
Her mental condition is also an interesting one….
Bitter
Bigoted
Bitchy
Shrill
Spiteful
Hateful
Venomous
Man-hater
Old-fashioned class-warrior
A chip on her shoulder the size of the planet
Seems like every day is the wrong time of the month for her…
new labour down to a t
A PMT!
Good summary that.
I think mad Hattie is well balanced. She has a chip on each shoulder.
Well you must be fair she had a very deprived childhood coming as she did from a wealthy family. I suspect it was the influence of nannies and private school you know.
“Deprived” or “depraved”? She seems to know a lot about prostitution.
You forgot “thick as pigshit”
You forgot self loathing.
she loves it up the arse though
You’ve got to give her 24 hours notice and its 30 quid extra.
She pays you.
She might feel guilty for being a toff.
To FLabour. Your analysis of the Harridan Bitch is absolutely spot on.If that manhating feminazi shitbag ever becomes Prime minister when Gorgon finally cracks up I feel that it is my duty to Men everywhere to shoot her and then stamp on her disgusting face so hard that even that whore of a mother who gave birth to her wouldn’t even recognise her!!!
I say that’s a bit much1
You might spoil a decent pair of shoes with brain tissue!
Makes you wonder why they are leading a blind man with dementia into a general election? Could it be that there are unseen hands at work? Remember that Mandy is the son of the Antichrist
Makes you wonder why they are leading a blind man with dementia into a general election?
Trying to connect with their core vote perhaps?
Labour is being deliberately steered onto the rocks by Mandy. He is a genius, but evil
Remember he is a top bilderberger
The one-eyed man is king in the kingdom of the blind…
Zanulabour is falling apart. And the reason is simple: they’ve been rumbled by the public. It’s taken a bit of time, but it had to happen eventually. Most of the policies announced were simply reversals of policy already introduced by labour, and which have gone disasterously wrong.
The Sun had to change sides, it’s readers are the ones most hurt by Zanulabour going soft on crime, soft on anti social behaviour, soft on thugs, a blizzard of Pee Cee rubbish, and the list goes on.
And how does labour respond? With Harpic Harmperson spouting more of her patronising diversity and equality drivel. By talking about a website which is nigh on a decade old, but claiming it has just started “There now exists a website…” Sack your researchers, love.
And then with a procession of nutters tearing up the Sun, a paper they never once complained about all the while Murdoch was supporting labour, but have now decided is written by the anti-christ.
And mandleson…what a total and utter wonk. His silly pantomine performance had them tittering, yes, but where was the substance? There wasn’t any, because there isn’t any. The smoke has wafted away and the mirrors have cracked.
Broon..well don’t even go there. Enough has already been said.
I only hope – pray – that CMD has sprouted the most enormous pair of bollocks and uses his conference speech to motivate, enthuse and rally the people of this country..we now need a firm, decisive leader, one who can explain how he will unpick the years of deranged, half baked policies which have turned this country into the basket case that it now is. Over to you Dave.
All fairly standard stuff for Labour these days really. Not much else to say is there?
If labour boycott the media they can not make the mistake to publicly say postal votes are a scam but they’re quite handy when you get almost all of them!
“How’s it gone?…….
Well, I think it’s been okay really. It’s gone a lot quicker than I thought….
Yeah, the weather’s been good this week ….but I haven’t seen much of it …..nah, you can’t, you’ve got to be here all the time in case someone wants something…..anything really ….more water, tissues erm, notepaper anything really, they’re not that demanding ……
What will I do next ….. it’ll probably be back to signing-on suppose…..sorry can yo just move over a bit …ta…. nah, just a bit more…. thanks……no, I’ll probably get something else soon, I hope, yeah…..
Now can I ask you to just stand back, that’s great ….. put all these chairs over there you see …….
Oh shit!
What the f***….. sorry mate, what….no … I thought they’d all gone home ….no one’s been here all morning……shit. ….. I thought the part conference had finished ……bugger me….. what? the Foreign Secretary is going to speak soon …… so you won’t need these chairs then anyway…….??
It’s been okay , ta … see you round sometime….thanks”
Any ideas on what “spoiler” they may be planning for next week?
The biggie.
I am sensing wheels within wheels and a new urgency in some of our paid trolling buddies here and elsewhere. Really, all Broon has left to hold off the dogs in his own party is the power to call an election. He may feel it’s the only card he has left.
Definitely. He’ll call the election on the Monday after Marr skewers Dave with some very specific questions around his youthful exhuberence.
The Monday morning news and TV coverage will all be ‘Druggie Dave’. Then some time around mid-day he’ll call an election.
He’ll spike the Tory Conference and their free week of news coverage.
All the talk at conference has been ‘fight, fight, fight’. It’s getting ‘em gee’ed up for the election.
In another few days but certainly in the middle of any election campaign the ONS will be releasing their (dodgy) figures for Q3 growth and if it’s ‘better’ than -0.6% they’ll claim we’re coming out of recession and if it is actually positive then Labour will claim that their brilliant policy of printing 175bn quid and borrowing 200bn quid we ain’t got has worked.
Labour will already have a pretty good idea of what those figures are going to look like. After all the treasury and ONS don’t just sit there doing fuck all for three months and waiting for envelopes to start arriving on October 1st and 2nd. They’re collecting all these figures day in – day out.
It’s coming.
Well, not quite every day.
Golf and squash tournaments don’t organise themselves, you know.
Nah, I’m with Blair on this one. Gorgon won’t want to face an election he knows he can’t win. Will leave it to the last possible moment and then stand down, telling us what a wonderful job he’s done and a fantastic legacy blah blah blah. Harman is lining herself up to replace him (god help us) and Balls was doing his “I can do speeches without notes just like David Cameron” nonsense to put himself in the game. Mandy is cleary in the running too.
Prescott’s going to dance naked with Beckett on the fourth plinth in Trafalgar Square.
Yeuch…..That nearly recycled my lunchtime butty.
Charles Clarke to don his comfy slippers to give Brown the final kicking, assisted by Miliblank and his little banana?
The most outrageous Mandelson lie ever was his suggestion on Today that Brown never said ‘Tory cuts” verses ‘Labour investment.’
Everyone knew he had said it over and over. How could he imagine he would get away with lying so brazenly?
dont worry its on the pm fave site utube
Because he is a master of psychology, its in his genes. That’s why everyone talks about his hypnotic speech etc. I just wish he would turn away from the dark side and use his powers for good
Perhaps he could talk McMental into going crazy with an AK-47 at a cabinet meeting. After inviting Mandelson and Kinnock to attend, obviously.
And Campbell, McBride, Whelan, Draper…..
Mandy is a “chump”, that will live with him forever.
By being a clever dick and denying that he swore he provided a licence for every journalist and member of the public to abuse him without calling him what they really think.
I am sure the media who are threatened with boycotts by Labour don’t give a fuck. The media know that labour are finished and they won’t need their cooperation.
Lets boycott those stations and shows. They will then have to give airtime to the other parties…… oh shit…. doh.
I’ve always lived a life of fantasy, – me.
Porn . . . Bliar . . . . Noo_Lie_Bore . . . Gorgon . .
It’s wot I do, . . . see ?
Savour – yes I like that word. But lets not forget there’s is still today , the last day of the conference. Today is bob aintbustinagut’s day to ‘shine’ .
He’s started off really well spinning and smearing on breakfast tv against the troops ‘ they only buy their own gear because they want look fashionable ‘
And no doubt he’ll be repeating that line in his address to conference this afternoon.
Don’t I wish that I had a Mrs Thatcher handbag filled with lead that I could aim at his head!!!!
It’s better than that. The conference hall was almost empty last time I looked.
That’s a ringing endorsement of how the electorate rate them.
Just listening to WATO. Oddly, they’re not reporting that…..
As you were. They just have!
I still think Mandleson has enough self-praise to think he could turn the party around, if he were leader.
I wouldn’t be at alll surprised if this happened – and soon.
I thought his real character shone out brilliantly when he tried to make that female reporter say the c-word, twice, before thinking up the ‘chump’ lie. What a vile little man.
Yes, he is an extremely vile little man.
I don’t think many people realise just what he is capable of. I just hope Dave et al are on their toes at all times. I wouldn’t put anything past him.
He’s a professional evil basturd!
Add to the list that he has abandoned free market enterprise as a winning concept as well.
Also he has thrown BAE to the looney left of his party – leaving it to the discredited convict Baroness Scotland to decide whether GHreat Britain can manufacture defence products in the future.
What a week – how they have dishonoured the office they hold.
if they broke the Law they broke the Law
corrupt MPs don’t deserve a break and neither do corrupt businesses
You do realise the person in the frame politically for this is Blair
You would prefer he got off scott free ?
Fuck him
he should already have been prosecuted for his Saudi Arabia cocksucking corruption with BAE
A free market means free from corruption bribery and market distortion
If some Saudi says we will buy your kit subject to a transfer of funds into my personal account how is that a problem for us? It might be a problem for the Saudi’s but I don’t hear them making a fuss, quite the contrary.
Go starve, you holier than though oaf.
Sorry, thou
It’s a problem if it’s taxpayers money being used to sweeten what should be a purely commericial transaction
And it’s a problem because if we do it and shut up then what happens when the Americans or Chinese or anyone else do it with far more money shutting the UK out with no way to fight back ?
Unbefuckinglievable
People need to have it explained why corruption is a BAD thing ???
I honestly hope you never said a word when the MPs were drowning in expenses corruption or you’d be a complete fucking hypocritical moron
We’ll see how happy you are if Blair gets away with it and he become EU President
Link please to article explaining where taxpayers money has been used by BAE to sweeten a purely commercial transaction.
Where’s the parallel between this and MP’s expenses?
You are an arrogant fool in that you seek to define how the Saudis should conduct their business. I suggest you boycott their petroleum products and walk everywhere.
What happens when the Yanks and Chinks do it? They wouldn’t, would they, being all righteous and proper like what we are.
He who pays the piper calls the tune, dumkopft.
We don’t know how deep the corruption went because the Serious Fraud Office were stopped in their tracks by Tony Blair but we certainly know Government ministers and civil servants were out greasing the wheels of that deal for years on Taxpayers money
And do you really need it explained why Fraud is a bad thing or are you typing from fucking wormwood scrubs ?
International and National LAW says how Saudis Chinese Japanese or even Balinese should conduct their business
Don’t give me bullshit about righteousness when this is about breaking the Law and corruption not some politically correct piffle about respecting other countries cultures
MPs were corrupt and funneling off money where they shouldn’t have
If BAE were corrupt and were funneling money where they shouldn’t have why the double standard ?
And if the Saudis asked for Semtex to supply to Wahabi ‘schools’ or some pilot training for a few of their more ‘religious’ pilots on commericial passenger aircraft as part of the deal then you would be fine with that too ?
You think all those Billions funneled into various Princes accounts was all spent on Gold Plated Rollers or is just possible some it was funneled into terrorism ?
I don’t expect arms deals to be ethicaly pure but when the Serious Fraud Office can’t ignore it you can be sure the corruption was on a scale that defies belief and is a slightly more serious than a sweetener or two
Do you have a coherent argument?
If so WTF has Semtex and Wahhabi training schools got to do with it?
As for politicians and civil servants out greasing the wheels you may say that but they might say they were simply doing their job and trying to help British firms get work which would, inter alia, benefit Britain.
And yes, I would be interested in a coherent argument as to why fraud is, in all circumstances, a bad thing for all concerned, and further would expand on the correctness of applying international or for that matter national law to the citizens of undemocratic countries who have been denied the right to partake in said laws being adopted. I have in mind some of the legislation current in China relating to Tibet.
Have you sold your car and bought a stout pair of walking boots yet?
No, I thought not. Turn up the heating Mary, it’s getting a bit nippy and there’s plenty of oil in the tank.
I look forward to both BAE and yourself trying to tell a Judge why Fraud isn’t really a bad thing. I’m sure they would find that a coherent argument and not a laughable excuse for criminality before coming down on you like a ton of bricks.
If you make corrupt criminal deals involving Billions of bribes with the Saudis then you’d better know what those Billions might do. Anyone who knows anything about Saudi Arabia knows it is a hotbed for terrorism funding.
The coherent argument has already been made or the Serious Fraud Office wouldn’t have a prosectution. That you seem oblivious to the workings of the Law puts you in the same farcical position as Baroness Scotalnd prosecuting this case. Were you defending Barnoss Scotland ? If I looked would I find you excusing her and MP troughers because the Law and corruption can be ignored when it suits you ?
I can only conclude you have business with the Saudis or BAE or are keen on defending Tony Balir as even Guido has not been shy in highlighting their dodgy corruption upcoming prosecution and Taxpayer funded jollies for troughing MPs.
Not every litre of Petrol comes from Saudi Arabia and not everyone is so keen to suck the cocks of a corrupt medieval bunch of undemocratic oligrachical extremists.
If a company doing Business in China broke the Law then they would be under investigation. The status of International Relations does not over-ride National Law just because they sell us some Oil no matter how much corrupt fucks like Tony Blair would like it too.
Turn down the bullshit titbrain as it’s getting whiffy in here and a Prison doesn’t smell of roses
Nope. It don’t. If you were running a business selling to the middle east you would go bust. In many parts of the world it is ‘normal’ business to include,
‘some incentives ‘. It is how their market works and your competitors will be playing along and costing for it. While you stand at the crease wondering why nobody plays fair, your business goes elsewhere.
it might be how the market works in some places but it ain’t free
it’s just a battle of the bribes with little to do with actual business
I can assure you that all manner of shit goes on in the east, including murder. That’s why we work through local middle-men to keep our hands clean of god-only-knows-what way they do business. Do you really think that business with Russian oligarchs, as an example, can be done without risking involvement with the local mafia?
Wake up.
then unfortunately they’re involved with the mafia but don’t fucking pretend it’s the FTSE 100 everythings above board and this is just ‘business’ as usual everywhere
you get into bed with gangsters and criminals in a country then shit could go down and don’t act surprised if the Serious Fraud Office eventually comes knocking like for BAE
I’m not saying the world is a pure corruption free place but I am saying that people choose where and how they do business all the time and not everyone ends up in front of the SFO like it’s an occupational hazzard. We aren’t talking about a minor case
corruption is bad for business
some here at least recognise that and that it’s criminality but some are pretending it’s fine and nothing to worry about
Right said Fred. Its normally termed “Technical Assistance” in the contract and is just a vehicle to funnel cash to your in kingdom fixers – usually through some shell company specifically set up for the purpose.
Trouble is you can’t sell stuff to towel-heads without some green in a envolope, they just won’t buy it unless there is some inducement.
Anyway it’s not a crime just a congestion tax thingy . .
meanwhile off camera: you-there-new-cleaning-person,-clean-my-toliet-up-next . . .
They are toast.
They know it. We know they know it. They know we know they know it.
Me, I’m loving it!
Except that they’ve screwed the country into a position that’ll take decades to recover from. God knows what Dave’ll find when he gets to see the figures.
a dusty book on courage, some broken nokias and one hell of a mess n the bathroom
Their scorched earth approach to public finances shows that they don’t think they’ll be in charge much longer. Balls spending £3m tarting up his offices was the tip of the iceberg – unfunded promises of future expenditure (all paid for by the increase up to 50% for the higeh rate appaerently) will add to the mess. Chumps indeed, Mr Mandelson.
Is Brown going to go all Lennie Peters in order to bolster the sympathy vote?
Isn’t Lennie Peters dead?
Heart attack. 1992.
Was it something about being famous in the 70s? Did they spend all their money on lard and fags or something?
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Arschloch!
I’d hate to be the doorman at no.10
‘Hi Gordon, welcome back. So how was your week…’
Or his barber (if he has one)
‘Anything for the weekend Sir?’
wouldn’t that be his dealer?
Good slow motion car crash while the passengers are in complete denial.
Wonder how many smears and lies the Harpie will slip in during her closing lies to the soviet
Full marks to the Sun today Page3 Harriet 20 from Peckham LOL
I’ve just watched Jo Coburn on BBC Daily Politics Show interview three Labour delegates as to their opinion of Harriet Harman, two women and one man(they all liked her – no surprise there)but interestingly Coburn asked if Harman’s “plummy voice” and privileged upbringing was a bar to her in the Labour Party and the man replied(sorry I missed his name) and it’s worth repeating something along the lines of(it’s not verbatim but the gist is there)”In the Labour Party someone’s background,education and where they come from is not important- rather it’s what they do and say ….!” I think someone should get that guy back on message because he’s just totally shot holes in Labour’s strategy to fight Cameron and the Conservatives …whom the party is poytraying as a “toff”!
How can Harriet have a dig at the Sun,you would think she would be saying
more about the position of woman in the Muslim religion.
Silly me i thought she had principles.
Because it’s “racist” to criticise oppression and abuse when the perpetrators are muslims (or at least it is in Harriet’s poltically correct “multicultural” world)
Ethnic minorities must NEVER be criticised – they must be given favouritism (sorry, “positive discrimination”, in the public sector and BBC). Criticism can only be used against white men – who just so happen to represent most of Labour’s traditional voters; maybe one of the many reasons Labour’s supporters are deserting them?
I see Mad Brown got a dead easy ride in his interview with Toenails Robinson on the BBC this morning. You can always rely on Toenails.
I hope the BBC’s chief political reporter cum Labour propagandist is for the high jump when the ories get in next year. We don’t pay our licence fee for pravda style indoctrination.
Could Gordon insist that the three-way debate take place on the BBC instead of Sky?
He would have far more control over it if it was at the BBC.
Bring back “Spitting Image” – Robinson is a natural – he is a veritable legend.
However I predict post-election he will go into the workshop for a replacement microchip and come out newly restored and find a variety of reasons why the Conservatives won the election – and – actually – he’s quite pleased about it
Here is an idea – if you have a Labour MP get hold of yesterday’s front page of the Sun, write HAHAHAHAHA on it in big black marker pen and post it to them.
Can’t we do this even if we haven’t got a Labour MP?
Now i like this plan !has a certain style to it .lol
You could add CHUMPS
But Toenails failed to nail McGay this morning, when asked about reducing the public debt gay boy just waffled on about 50% tax and 0.5% NI increases. Does this turd really think THAT will get rid of 175 (and growing) billion deficit?
The fact Toenails allowed Brown to waffle this crap is beyond belief, and still gay Gorgon couldn’t bring himself to say CUT, he talked about ‘savings’ and them waffled on about increasing spending.
The man is a mong.
David militwit said in his speech to conference this morning, as he took a swipe at the tories “I don’t want my country run by a bunch of schoolboys”!
+++laugh+++
Quite right militwit I’ve thought that about you for a long time.
Of course not, Nulabour dont want people who go to the best schools in the land running the Country,they would rather have a Postman.
I thought both Millipedes were polish jews or of that ilk,whats he mean my country.
I am an utter chump.
A chump with connections, started off as a lowly MOD spokesperson and then rocketed into the cabinet within a few short years
I also own four properties thanks to your taxes. I have made more out of property than Darling. Not bad for a Chump.
BTW when I asked Gordon for more funds to buy urgently needed bomb proof vehicles he said “Fuck off Hoon. Ask Blair its his war”
I decided not to press matters since I put building up my pension as more important than equipping the troops.
You’re not going to spin it away so easily. Hoon by name, therefore hoon by nature. That’s the way it is. That’s the way it’s going to stay.
They seem to be a bunch of complete chumps
The whole Labour Party is full of “chumps” starting at the top and working down
“Chump” should be the new “Hoon” – it’s perefct you can call it to their face and if they object say – Well Peter Mandelson uses it conversation with the press ALL the time – apparently
I like it.
So do I.
Chumping:……..(N.English dialect)……means, collecting wood for Guy Fawkes bonfires.
Guido, an excellent summary. Enjoyed that.
Interesting that the Tories have been absolutely quiet this week..no spoiling tactics at all.
Why is that?
Do they have nothing to say,and really are short of detailed policy?
Or did they simply think that Labour would do an excellent job of self destruction without any help from the Opposition?
The latter methinks.
Without doubt,Labour will not follow the same tactic next week.
Labour and the BBC are ready with the smears to fling at the Tories all next week. It will start on Sunday when Marr tries to label Cameron as a drug addict because he may have tooted a few spliffs as a teenager.
Labour and the BBC are merely synonyms for the same thing.
Half (or more?) of the country enjoy smoking pot, from what I can make out.
They don’t regard it as wrong and they wouldn’t avoid voting for someone merely because there’s a rumour that they had done it more than twenty years ago.
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
The more that Labour and their BBC stooges try to smear Cameron, the more people will vote Tory and reject Labour in disgust.
Labour are digging a very big hole for themselves and will be wiped out next May, unless Brown brings in marshal law and cancels the election.
None of the Opposition parties need to say anything about ZanuLabs’ splendid week in focus.
Watching the ZanuLab clowns this week has been splendid entertainment.
Never interrupt your enemy while he’s making a mistake.
Have all necessary rites and unctions been offered? It can’t be long now.
Mandelson’s claim that he said “chumps” has a ring of truth about it. Surely “c**nts” would be a meaningless concept to him
He should have called them arseholes then.
Mandy likes arseholes.
You’re telling me!
It’s called self love
Dont you Asboes.
C*nts are completely useless to him, of no worth whatsoever…
Perfect terminology, then, for him to use when being derogatory about someone.
The more I see of Gordon Brown the more disgustingly repulsive he becomes.
Ho Ho Ho…….. Harriet bottled it. She would NOT endorse Gordon’s new policy on Homes for Harlots………. tells you everything. A split in the Cabinet and they are not even out of the conference hall yet.
That would be to suggest that the matter hadn’t been discussed fully in cabinet. Or that Harriet no longer feels obliged to be part of joint cabinet responsibility. Either way, it sounds quite serious.
She needs to make herself clear on this as she was very clear in her speech that she approved of Gordon and his leadership. Or was it spin?
“the matter hadn’t been discussed fully in cabinet”
It had been fully discussed in the water closet that same morning.
The matter has most likely not been. I mentioned yesterday that a reported had been told a lot of the Morons speech was news to the cabinet and the first they knew was when the speech was made.
FUCK OFF
FUCK OFF
Piss off ?
That concludes our Election Special Leaders debate
A clear choice then… only a fag paper between the party’s
Don’t leave me out
FUCK OFF
Thought you had amalgamated your policies with Gordon eg the Homes for Harlot’s?
But there is a very clear difference as David Cameron pronounced it…..
FUCK ORF
McFuck off
The difference is that when I say FUCK OFF I do it transparently and I have the correct emphasis on the priorities of the FUCK while being tough on the OFF
I object to the expression fuck off.
It implies something men do to women..and I don’t like it.
Our is a nice FUCK OFF, the tories is a nasty FUCK OFF
Fuck Off, look you, boyo.
We’re only saying FUCK OFF because we have to.
They are saying FUCK OFF because they want to.
That is the essential difference between us.
Stick it in yer fuckin’ eye(s) ya drongoes.
Paul Waugh has got the full version of McSnotty’s little tantrum with Adam Boulton on Sky including the storming off, apparently.
http://waugh.standard.co.uk/2009/10/gordons-glower-new-vid.html
Bit pissed off as I can’t watch it……
Good find, though would love to see more of McMental as he tries to escape but his running and Boulton’s shock are good nonetheless.
He actually said ‘counts’ – we call them ‘earls’ but Mandy has spent a long time in Europe. As he is only a Baron he feels socially inferior, although he takes precedence over a humble baronet such as me. This is all part of Labour’s class war.
So they’ve alienated middle england, they’ve alienated the troops and their families, they’ve alienated the 3million readers of The Sun and gordon has single handedly alienated a large part of the media, and they still think they’re going to win!!!!!!!
They are going to need an awful lot of postal votes.
I think Guido, gordon has had another bad week of self-inflicted crises. I wonder what will happen next.
next is expectation
next is where do you go from here
take it away Dave
Don’t worry, they’ve started filling in the postal votes already. That’s why Charles Hardwidge, Master Baiter and Harman’s Pride haven’t been here much recently.
Postal vote fiddle is fucked -they’ve also alienated the Post Office
Need some more Labour voters ?? We’ll just invent a load more non-jobs and introduce some more benefits.
Job done!
That fucking Andrew Marr will soon be toast.
Nothing but an ignorant prick
Mandy calling Sun bosses “c***s” eh? Chortle!
It takes c***ts like them to make pricks like him stand to attention.
Not exactly true with Fondlebums though is it?!
The deckchairs have been rearranged, the band has stopped playing and SS McTitanic has quietly slipped under the waves. Just a few survivors left clinging on to flotsam.
Harriet Harmen is too busy trying to wangle a freebie trip to harass California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to close down a US website where fallen ladies advertise their wares in Manchester, or some such bollocks..
Look no further than Nulab, plenty of old dogs needing support there!
“hasta la vista, Nulab”
Aaaa won’t be baaaack.
I can’t think of any bigger fallen ladies than Harriet Harperson.
NSFW http://punternet.com/frs/fr_view.php?recnum=52382
People keep talking about freedom of speech and women being allowed to to what they want with their bodies. I’m really confused. What do those things mean?
Who put the chump in SHunthorpe?
Anyone who voted for Elliott Morley, presumably.
Instead of ‘Things can only get better’, this year’s Labour party anthem should be ‘Bonkers’ by Dizzie Rascal.
That is what Andrew Neil told Phil Woolas and Tony McNulty on the Politics show this lunchtime. They laughed but did not understand the Joke.
“They’re coming to take me away, ha ha” more like it.
My Hero, Why do they do this.
Everything Brown touches turns to shit.
including your cock, milord?
Dear all, Balls has left us alone in the concrete sided mobile bunker so I thought it only fair to tell you all that I do indeed love Gordon and am so very proud to be one of his ghoulish henchmen. I like angry blubbery old failures with mental health issues, small stubby cocks and bitten finger nails. Thankyou for reading this.
Small stubby cocks?
What exactly ARE your duties?
On second thoughts…..don’t answer that….
He’s the artiificial chump.
We haven’t had Harriet Harman’s closing speech to the troops yet…..
Ladies and evil bastard rapist gentlemen. We are not downhearted! We are way , way beyond that. So the Sun ain’t gonna shine anymore. To quote Ed – male genitalia for reproduction purposes – can’t bring myself to say the slang term- as Ed might say, So What?
{wait for muted applause}
When we look to our future we know that we can learn from the new world. I look to China for inspiration. Is it not law that every child should be a woman?
{odd murmurs of mumbling of ‘who knows’)
In the next parliament i will draft a law to make all children female. These girls will be brought up in state run dormitories where party songs are sung and political indoctrination is the aim. Our glorious leader has alreday set out plans for these in his feeble speech. but then he’s a man {sort of} and men can’t do anything right – am i right sisters?
I have been working to ensure that through our benefits, lack of personal responsibility and soft on crime culture britain today has the highest teenage pregnancy rate in the world.
{nervous applause}
With our policy of ever increasing immigrant families where a higher percentage of children than the indigenous middle classes my secret policy for Labour can be revealed.
Women will form the bastion of our fight back. We will make them Labour supporters through social engineering. Feminist Labour supporters. Loyal to me. By the time these girls are 18, we should just about be ready to get back into power. 18 year old Hattie Voters..Think about it! We can legislate for this. I can be the new Empress..
{security removes her from the platform}
perhaps she is number 3 in SMIRSCH after all , carefull watch for the poison tipped jimmy choos
Looking forward to the tour of the country talking to the people. Will you be stepping out of the city? The non city people would like a word..
Long live the chumps!
Don’t hold your breath FG – gordon will only be going to arranged venues where the audience has been vetted to make sure that it is friendly, supportive and totally labour. gordon only talks to the converted.
As for countryside well as Prezza proved , labour doesn’t do countryside or anything rural, except, of course, try and build sink estates over the land.
Allowing Labour to run the country is akin to the first time as parents you go on holiday & leave your teenage children to look after the house & themselves.
Inevitably, when you get home though, you find that there is a jam sandwich stuffed in the DVD machine, they have redecorated the living room with vomit , maxed out your credit card & remortgaged the house on the internet & blown the money on posters of Che.
Please people, can we just accept that Labour are only fit for purile, naive & treasonous opposition & never let them near the Exchequor ever again?
Wait for another 12 months or so and the Tories will again be getting the blame as they try to clear up the mess caused by 12 years of Labour governments.
Man did that rendition of The Red Flag sound gutless & weak or what?
Also they were using sheets with the words thereon.
The bit I wet myself with though was Gorgon mouthing the words to the hymn, oh dear that he would long for “England’s green and pleasant land.” Ho Ho Ho.
Is there a link anyway to see this stink!?
Benedict Brogan on Mad Gordon Brown in today’s Telegraph:
“Broadcasters who follow him tell of shouting matches, epic rudeness, and finger-jabbing lectures. “It’s like going alone into a cell with a violent prisoner,” one complains……….”
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/columnists/benedict-brogan/6248447/The-sun-has-finally-set-on-New-Labours-love-affair-with-the-media.html
Exactly! Brown is a sociopath. Now that he is being really challenged for the first time, the mask is slipping and his hate and rage is driving him to violence.
It’s like something from Doctor Who.
It’s the rage of Cain, who caught sight of his reflection in a pool and saw an evil and dangerous enemy.
I wonder what it would take for the Gorgon to really lose it and chin an interviewer on live Telly ? Even better if the interviewer would then “defend” themselves by punching McMental’s teeth down his throat.
Even better still, if the interviewer was a female..
Hey Kay Burley – invite MacUseless for some live telly and goad him until he lashes out – he is sooooo close, then punch his lights out – Pretty Please
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6856194.ece
lets sell everything at the botttom of the market……..
i mean it worked with the gold didn’t it?
Did anyone else notice that the copy of the Sun Tony Woodley flourished with loathing before manfully rending it asunder had already been pre-cut, presumably to avoid the embarassment of searching for a pair of scissors…
Look from 10 seconds, just above the ‘S’ of ‘LABOUR’S', as he brings it down
What a pathetic gobshite Woodley is. Another spiv who’s grown fat on Labour’s gravy train.
Fro lefties, Book Burning will never go out of fashion
Hitler was a Fascist you fucking dimwitted cu nt
no he was a national socialist
Was Hitler a Fascist ? yes or no
But surely members of these blessed unions WORK at The Sun?
The ultimate insult for union members – to have your work torn up and insulted live on TV and damned by a nothing like Woodley,followed by insults by the woman that has never been laid,Harperson.
Are they so thick that they don’t realise that their reaction speaks a thousand words.
I predict Labour will lose so many seats that the EU will call for an enquiry that will take 15 yrs and keep Brown in until it delivers a verdict of mass election fraud by the other parties….this shower will stop at nothing to take us down the sewer to ruin.
Tony Woodley couldn’t knock his way out of a wet paper bag – what a complete stage managed chump
what a crock of shit, that the paper was pre cut, what a chump
wow.about 100 jeering idiots in an almost empty room.
Ohhh i could rip a tissue
I could crush a grape.
I could rim a lord.
He’d have got a rapturous half hour standing ovation if the hall was filled with MPs and it was the Telegraph he was ripping to pieces
and looked like it was missing most of its pages.
Hey ‘WoodenHead’! Just turn to Page 3 and tear down the page for the tits for your office wall but don’t forget to ‘OK’ it with Harriet first.
He could have made the point more forcefully by wiping his arse with the Sun, onstage.
It’s even funnier than that.
Look again, and you’ll see him hold the paper to tear where it’s precut and then turn it over and rip it from the uncut side.
Doh.
The instructions must have been too complex for him to follow.
Well spotted.
Some of you guys really do need to take up the free offer at Specsavers – next you will be telling me that Brown gave Boulton a really NASTY stare yesterday – he wouldn’t do that – he’s the son of a whatever the hell it was and who gives a damn anyway.
…and playing to a packed crowd too….
Look at the audience….there must be …. dozens of them.
A scouse Liebour lickspittle.
Is it possible for a more untrustworthy combination? Perhaps if he was also an estate agent, but its getting mighty difficult.
Watch Brown give Boulton the psycho death stare and then try to storm off while still wired up:
http://waugh.standard.co.uk/2009/10/gordons-glower-new-vid.html
After the “death stare” he mouthed something to Adam. What was it I wonder?
See you [Jimmy].
Apparently.
Fucking jackass.
“You’re a set of chumps”.
“Chump”?
‘Remember Dr Kelly’
UJBW!
Oops UJB&WA
If I was Adam Boulton I’d stay around crowded places.
I’ve watched this countless times and it gets better every time – what a total cock
How World Statesmanlike.
I can confidently predict that making Gordon wig out will become a competition amongst interviewers.
He’s like that grumpy old sod who used to live at the end of our street when I was a kid. Getting him to ‘bite’ was a guaranteed laugh.
Did anyone see Aliaster Campbell the master of spin speaking on the BBC about the loss of the “Sun’s support”. During his answer he advised the interviewer that if labour were to get a million people complaining directly to labour, about an issue, they would then see this as serious and take note; it looks like Mr Campbell has forgotten about the one Million people who marched in protest against fox hunting being banned and then against the Iraq war. Too much spin is catching up with them and the day of mass voting by the British public will make the weapons of mass destruction seem trivial.
Alistair Campbell is amongst the lowest of the low. He’s managed to get himself on to the radio – radio 4 – last night, comedy programme, and again above. BBC seem to have forgotten that he tried to have the BBC ‘done away with’ not long ago, when he and blair were busy covering up their joint lying exploits. He must have curried favour with someone within the BBC.
that worthless lying scumball should be hung drawn and quartered for what he did to a decent man like Dr David Kelly over the “sexed-up” dossier, him and his pal B.Liar. I met Campbell once many years ago early 90s, loathed him on sight.
I say unto you
I can cure cancer
Turn water into oil
Save the world economy
Stop climate change And finally
I AM NOT GAY!
I just help out when Reinaldo is busy.
Given the state of the economy we need him to pull that trick with 5 loaves and 2 fishes as well.
I’m busy walking on water just now.
And the cancer thing has taken up my whole morning. I’m going round in circles with that one at the moment. It might take slightly longer than a generation after all.
OT but just noticed someone has removed Baroness Scotland’s name off the “Fat Pat” wikipedia page
To Labour have a team to do this type of thing?
Mandelson’s entry needs to include the “chump” reference as that is what he will now be remembered for.
Oh what a chump
Chump is better that hoon
all labour institutions like councils,schools,hospitals have TEAMS of people working on pumping out endless propaganda telling us how wonderful they are………..
We’ll memory-holing how awful they are!
Correct, check out how many people in the Environment Agency work as press officers. Could all be cut as they are not remotely “front-line”.
The public sector needs to be purged of Labour apparatchiks. It has become unaccountable and corrupt!
“To Labour have a team to do this type of thing?”
Yes, it’s called the BBC.
Gordon Brown’s financial mastery of the world – not.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/financetopics/financialcrisis/6248223/Britains-215bn-a-year-funding-gap-the-worst-in-the-world-says-IMF.html
Did someone ring the doorbell ?
Not me.
They should have played this, not Sit Down, for Gordon…
I bet its not the first time McMental has sat down on Mandy
Well, you came and you gave without takin’
But I sent you away, oh Mandy
well, you kissed me and stopped me from shakin’
and I need you today. Oh, Mandy!
I’m welling up
You chump
Brilliant summation Guido
What an utter shower of shyte these wretches are.
They pour bile over the Tories claiming they are ‘born’ to rule, but of course these ghastly, hectoring, lecturing NeoLabourites simpy cannot cope with the fact the little people might no longer believe their lies any more
If the Tories had scripted this week for Labour it could not have gone worse. What a friggin disaster!
Good.
That was a real “basilisk” stare Gordo gave Boulton. He’s a right weirdo. Thank God he’s Scottish. I couldn’t bear the ignomony of him being English.
Unfortunately Bobaintworthalot is English. How does that grab you?!
I thought he was Austrian.
Gordo was too thick to come back at Marr and ask him about his lovechild and the injunction he has taken out to prevent us lesser mortals knowing.
If he wanted to sew a few wild oats, he should have prayed for a crop failure.
If she let Marrslicker screw her I don’t want to see her face.
OT
Lets see what the Party Faithful have to say…
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8278694.stm
Oh fuck. Another one who took a blow to the head and got their eyes knocked out of whack.
What a bunch of total chumps.
Try this twat for starters:
DANNY NEARY, NORTH DEVON
“I think we can win, Gordon’s very capable, he was a great chancellor of the exchequer, I think he will lead us to victory – that’s my honest opinion.
I think he has the experience and he is a very pleasant man – I have met him. I think he can do it, if he comes out fighting.”
——
Dear, oh, dear.
Read it and weep. ‘He was a great chancellor of the exchequer.’
These people are utter fucking morons. Or just so isolated from reality that no molecule of sense nor reason leaks into the fantasy world they’ve constructed in their fucked up heads.
‘A great chancellor of the exchequer’? A man who ran 35bn quid deficits PLUS 15bn quid a year PFI commitments all through a massive property boom? A man who engineered a structural defict of at least 60bn quid a year and looking closer to 100bn quid?
Labour is just some kind of brainwashing cult. There is no way anybody fresh off the streets could come up with such utter horseshit. Such pure Orwellian shite.
‘A great chancellor of the exchequer’?
Compared to who? Robert Mugabe?
Alas CW has had to repent of the same mistake , I thought the ruin had put the golden finaces handed to him in 97 to good use , didnt spot the state opression and the national fiance fiddle till late on , oh yeah that and being told that I couldnt present questions (unless i was on approved list) to a select commitee , I sort of knew then that somthing was corrupt.
jgm2
Totally spot on mate, there are still people out there, even some who say they will NOT be voting labour who still come out with, “He was a good Chancellor” and are under the fuckwitted impression that it was only in recent years that things went wrong.
To all those who still think this I say
Look, concentrate because I will only say this once. Brown “Good” years were a delusion, all built on credit, and from spending wads of cash obtained through selling stuff, like the nations Gold, and raping pensions.
He has now ran out of money and economically it has started to rain and the useless chump has put nothing bye for a rainy day.
What has happened in “recent years” is the end result of his deluded economic stewartship of our economy.It is the chickens coming home to roost. The bill has arrived.It was fucking inevitable.
Christ some folk are thick !
I don’t care if they think it took labour 12 years or two years . Fact is they haven’t clicked on that Labour has admitted to running up debt three times bigger than its actual income.
Orwell in places but mostly Machiavelli.
You can be sure that anyone who writes such fullsome praise for those lefty morons is a paid-up member of nulabour.
We know from the last election that nulabour saturate both local and national media with nulabour apparatchicks pretending to be “grass-roots” public opinion.
typo there, not significant, move along
It’s amazing the fuckers you meet on the streets with that Care in the Community policy
Couldn’t be arsed to read it all. I just scrolled down and saw the sentence about Thatcher.The two girls pictured could only have been born around 1990 but thay had been told how ‘bad’ it was during the years she was in power. I weep for my country sometimes. I bet the people who indoctrinated them neglected to show them a video of the state of the country in 1978-1979.
Straight from our leader! ‘Afghanisisation is the policy!’. Don’t ye know.
and Brownisisation is the way to do it :0)
Yeath, and remember what ‘Vietnanisation’ of that war resulted in!
It wasnt the sun wot won it it was Sian .
CW keeps waking up in a morning and feeling sort of happy , and is regaining the will to live , sourfaced man is in trouble , the ulrich high are resorting to complaints of media unfairness and bullying (always the cries of the corrupt).
The ruins rendition of jerusalem was spell binding better than redwoods , “and did those feet of ancient times walk upon ermmm mumble mumble brussles pastures green”
Not quite sure what to make of millibands pitch old chinese proverb say “your conference is definitely in interesting times”
but as we view 60 of communist rule and the new chinese outreach of a better world (although it seems to involve a lot of amourment) CW has pondered what socialism has done over hear , labour tried soviet communism and that quite rightly failed but not before it had birthed some of todays institutions , we had the son of soviet communism in the form of millitant Kinnock and Foot and that ended up in inefficiency and debt , but where do we position Blair in the cigarette card collection ? this curious mix of media spin and legalisation , structural socialism ?, rise/folly of the gramscians ? yet there are so many marxists . In the majority publics view these intelligent labells mean little , they get the drift that the debt bubble is beyond wreckless , they are certainly fed up with the control re named as service , and all the mental problems and socio enviromental problems that labour have created . they can touch and see the labour lies in there own manor .
CW was further cheered during a visit to a former mining town this week over a mug of tea and a bacon and egg sarnie there were loud groans at gordon “how could he have got us into this much deb,t its ridiculous , hes a liar , there all at the fiddleing , that David Cameron sounds decent I hope he gets in next”
gordons speech of the adjectives was blown the following morning on that breakfast interview . CW is reminded that the media is not what makes a leader , it is the person speaking or acting through it , he has all the prime slots to put his so called loving side to the nation , but he didnt even love them enough to tell them how he would clear the debts , he just thought he could pitch low and spin the rest.
the tories have no doubt thought through what two lite confernces in succession means , they have done a lot of the heavy lifting . CW thinks the marxist nutters may well fancy a go at it , except that in that strategy the nation loses, wich in Uk folks mind is unforgivable and there angry enough at lisbon farce as it is.
I can only advise that labour call that general election , as it appears baroness scotland is about to lift some cash from BAE , mmm what could be on CW mind , could it be Reddiamond , was it Tony and Geoff and Peter , i am no doubt sure baroness scotland will be as thourough with reddiamond as she was with her passport checking of her employees.
That me fucked then.See you down the dole office.Maybe Woodley will stick up for me.
No chance.. Unions are only interested in the public sector since donation dried up form the private sector.. He might try and offload a copy of the Mi**or to you though..
I mentioned somewhere mid-thread that I hoped Dave had sprouted a massive pair and was ready to tell it to the country like it is next week; decisive leadership, how he plans to unpick years of disasterous labour policies, straight, honest talking with no obfuscation and spin.
However, it appears our hopes may already have been dashed. It seems CMD is getting wobbly over the Lisbon treaty, and might now renege on the promise to hold a referendum here.
Oh dear. Not a good start. We’ve had enough of that from Nulabour…..thought you had more bottle, Dave?
I was driving to the bank around mid-day listened to some American General explaining the problems they face in Afghanistan. Absolutely brilliant speaker. Concise, engaging, honest. Apparently Radio Five was mobbed with plaudits for the guy.
That’s what Cameron needs to do.
The truth and be damned.
‘We, as a nation, both collectively and individually have been living outside our means since 2001…. etc etc etc.’
Tell the truth. Spare nobody. Not the banks, not the individual voters who bought into this insane borrow-and-squander daydream and particularly not the government.
Clear the air. Then state what needs to happen (cuts – necessary cuts – tax rises – whatever and explain the consequences if we don’t grasp the nettle – inflation, IMF, default).
And be damned.
The voters are sick of Labours lies. They just need to be told the truth.
Thanks jgm2 – keep pushing that line.
We need it.
and don’t forget, a referendum on the Aay-Yoo like we wuz promised! Snooty Dave can have my vote fer shoor if he gives us that, otherwise it’s UKIP fer me (not a wasted vote round ere as UKIP came 2nd in the locals)
‘We, as a nation, both collectively and individually have been living outside our means since 2001…. etc etc etc.’
Fuck off – I have lived well within my means I am not accepting any of this WE bollocks.
MacStalin and ZanuTosser Labour Pondscum wankers have incurred this debt and I suggest that they all return their thieved spoils and forgo their pensions before agreeing a repayment plan that makes them personally pay off the debt.
Lets have lots and lots more weeks like this one. All I had to do to enjoy myself was watch the bastards piss up their collective kilts.
They are duly guaranteed my friend – Brown can ensure that, as he has the curse of bad luck wherever he goes – bad luck day in and day out.
If we banished him to St Helena,the bloody volcano on it would erupt after being dormant for hundreds of years.
yep!
The labour party conference week had so many own goals and fuck ups , with Mandleson and Brown at the forefront of many of them , the pair of chumps that they are, that they remind one of Norman Wisdom and that beating himself up thing he used to do. Dont you think ?
With apologies to the songwriters of the original,I have only changed two words in the lyrics;
“I’m the son of a preacher man,everybody call’s him Brother BROWN,
Seems like I spend my life tryin’ to live up to him,
Well he taught me wrong from right,but Lord knows I still sin,
Hey,I’m the son of a preacher man.
Daddy said the narrow road was the only road to take,
but now I am livin’ on a tour bus rollin down MOTORWAYS,
All nighter’s with cheaters and liars can sometimes test your faith,
I’m STILL the son of a preacher man.
…..and sometimes it’s hard to look my mirror in the eye,
Knowin’ I’m the son of a preacher man”
Well that went well didn’t it
I see that the Tory Toffs line is being dusted off again. Here is Dennis MacShane instructing the Irish not to vote NO in Tuesday’s Irish Times:
IT WAS British Conservative prime minister Lord Salisbury who grandly announced in a debate in the London parliament at the end of the 19th century that he would “no more give the vote to the Irish than to the Hottentot”. That vulgar imperial Old Etonian racism has today been replaced by a crude Old Etonian anti-Europeanism in the ruling circles of the English dominant classes and especially in the Conservative Party.
The general line of the logic seems to be: Tories = Old Etonians, an Old Etonian didn’t like the Irish in the last century but one, a NO vote would be good for the Tories, hence a NO vote would be bad for Ireland. QED.
The whole thing is here: http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/opinion/2009/0929/1224255442737.html
Aside: It’s a bit of an odd quote, since the Irish had had the vote on the same terms (ie subject to property qualifications) as the rest of the UK since the Act of Union of 1801. The franchise of the Irish Parliament had already been extended to Catholics in the 1790s by Grattan’s reforms. Of course the effect of the property qualification was disproportionately severe on Irish Catholics, but the principle of Catholics having the vote had been conceded a century before Salisbury. A quick Google of that phrase only finds MacShane’s rant. Does anyone know its context or veracity?
At Boggart Blog today we launched a new Labour Party song to replace The Red Flag.
Isn’t It Grand Boys To Be Bloody Well Red is a new take on that old Music Hall favourite Isn’t It Grand Boys To Be Bloody Well Dead.
We don’t know how well our version will be received by Labour member but anyone who hates them will like it.
I imagine that the sun recorded that phone conversation and will probably broadcast it nearer election time to show how evil labour are.
MPs Boycott the Sun, Sky News, and the BBC? Well, I guess that means that they won’t be interviewed by anyone; not sure how they intend to win an election when they refuse to go on the telly.
He stormed off all those interviews in a big girly bonkers huff; showed his true colours; a total fucking lunatic. When you have to storm off in a huff, you’ve confirmed that you’ve lost the argument. By storming off like that he confirmed everything that everyone’s saying, ie: that he’s mad, stupid, negligent, and ruined the country.
This is where labour’s threats to the media of “if you don’t report things the way we want then we won’t talk to you anymore” is shown up for the foot-shooting-yourself threat that it really is, and it’s something which the media should have worked out years ago.
For years labour have been threatening to not talk to the media in a bid to get sympathetic interviewers. It’s about time that the media stood up to them and said “ok; well that’s fine by us; it means nobody’ll ever hear your side of the story and you’ll get politically crucified. so fine, don’t talk to us, and we’ll simply find out what’s going on from our moles and report it without your side of the story.”
The media have finally called their bluff after 12 years of being constantly bullied, threatened, and blackmailed, and labour are now well and truly completely fucked because of that; the media have lost their fear of labour, which is why mandy was so massively angry because all his power over the media has also now disappeared.
The media have finally seen that the emperor has no clothes, and the emperor is very very upset/angry, and going increasingly more insane every day. It’s a joy to watch.
Well said!
Well said again
…and that Harperson nightmare offering her congratulations from the stage to Angela Eagle and her partner on the the first anniversary of their civil partnership.
What sort of shit is that?
been there seen it done but never ever been more glued to this blog,you boys are the top men .brilliant
They are just so totally screwed.
Everyone who gets asked in polls, whether it’s members of the public, or even labour MPs, all say the same basic thing:
Brown’s a negligent sociopathic moron who’s destroyed the economy and has no idea what he’s doing. But, he’s also the best person they have in the labour party and nobody else in our party could do better than him.
ie Brown’s an evil idiot chimp, but everyone else in labour’s even worse.
It’s taken people far too long to realise that though. I spotted it on the day he started to peddle tax credits when he was chancellor; taking income away from people in tax and then getting them to fill in reams of forms to beg for some of it back was just plain insane. The doubling of the 10pct tax rate should have shown people too.
People have tumbled to it all too late; our country’s now fucked for generations because people were too stupid to realise what was going on for the 12 years while these mad idiots were ruining the country.
The political right seem to only understand invective and smut. The real significant issue from Labour’s conference is that at at last – at last -! the traditional Labour voter is being addressed . Maybe – just maybe – my old party is coming home, maybe not to socialism, but to a form of social democracy.The bogtrotters may win next year, but principled opposition is now more likely to come from an invigorated Labour Party. The next step is to listen for the magic word – equality.
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