October 1st, 2009

High Court Issues First Writ via Twitter

Karl & DonalGuido’s solicitor is another fighting Irishman, Donal Blaney, pictured here to the right of Karl Rove.  Donal is on something of a roll at the moment,* fresh from re-stocking Guido’s wine-cellar after winning a dispute with a multi-national media giant, he has today succeeded in getting the High Court to grant its first ever injunction via “Twitter”.  The order, now to be known as the “Blaney’s Blarney Order” after the name of the blog that applied for it – forces an anonymous Twitter user to stop posting and identify themselves.

The order was granted because Donal (who blogs on Blaney’s Blarney) successfully argued that the fake Twitterer was attempting to impersonate him. Given that neither the High Court nor Donal knew the true identity of this user it was decided that the injunction be served via Twitter.

Matthew Richardson, the barrister who devised and won the Blaney’s Blarney Order, says “The Blaney’s Blarney Order is a huge step forward in preventing anonymous abuse of the Internet. People have to learn that they can no longer hide behind the cloak of anonymity the Internet provides and break the law with impunity.”

Some argue that it is wrong for a libertarian to use the law to defend their reputations in Court.  Guido has never agreed with that argument, your reputation is a valuable property worth defending in the Courts if necessary.


154 Comments

  1. 1
    Claudius says:

    “to the right of Karl Rove.”

    What a position

  2. 2
    This sounds serious says:

    So are you saying if someone wants to sue a commentator on this blog he can serve a writ via the comments Blog?

  3. 3
  4. 5
    Anonymus says:

    It wasnt me.

  5. 6
    Danvers says:

    Brilliant.

    So if the unknown twitter user fails to comply with the injunction, how is it enforced?

  6. 9
    Anonymous says:

    I caught Guido masturbating – it was the perfume!

    • 20
      Anonymous says:

      so are you! so stop bragging you weak minded tosser!

    • 117
      Ivor Schwartzporsche says:

      Independent says Milliband or what ever this foreign secretarty is called has called a tory an ex nazi eric pickles a tory or something and william hague supports him

  7. 10
    NewsLion says:

    Right line up new Labour and lock them up in the courts for a long time!! they are destroying the reputation of the U.K

    http://newslion.blogspot.com/

  8. 11
    formerly Tory Troll at Labout list says:

    How far do the irish courts think their jurisdiction goes?

    Can I get an injunction against a foreigner in a foreign land doing something that is legal there but not in Ireland?

    I know – the courts can cut all irelands international internet links… that’ll stop them all.

    If you don’t like the freedom of the internet get the fuck off it.

    • 67
      Anonymous says:

      Well if we knew who you were, we could impersonate you on the internet in whatever manner we choose and you could laugh it off and be fine regardless of what we said.

      Could you please therefore provide full details of who you are so this can be done immediately.

      • 144
        formerly Tory Troll at Labout list says:

        I am impersonating myself already – try to compete and I’ll sue.

    • 75
      Phil O'Pastree says:

      If I wear a condom online and post on an Irish blog is this legal? Will I get the full whack. Can they give full discharge? Do I get any comeback?

      • 92
        The man from Del Monte says:

        There’s the Irish solution to an Irish problem.

        Use the pagan English facilities…

      • 97
        Gordon Brown's deeply worried psychiatrist says:

        I think they’ll ask you to split.

  9. 12
    Jimmy says:

    He went to Court because someone was taking the piss out of him?

    Business must be slow.

    • 13
      Anonymous says:

      If Gordon had a penny for every time that happened to him, he would be richer than Blair.

    • 16

      Actually he has just won what will be a famous victory against an old enemy known to you.

      • 26
        Charles Flaccidwidger says:

        When will we know who, Guido?

      • 29
        Nosey Chump says:

        Dolly or Damien?

      • 30
        Jimmy says:

        It’s the internet. It’s not real life. Someone was making fun of him. So what? He really thinks that he’ll deter them by rising to the bait? Has the High Court really got nothing better to do? How is this a famous victory?

        • 37
          Anonymous says:

          it’s self promotion not actually anything of value

        • 130
          Lance Boyle says:

          Depends, Jimmy old boy… Let’s face it, the Nasty Party are looking so flakey and desperate, I wouldn’t be shocked if those e-mails mocking David Cameron’s dead baby came straight from Number 10…

          • Jimmy says:

            Well obviously given his own experiences he’s going to regard dead babies as a hoot.

            Get help.

      • 41

        Surely not Timnus Eire?

      • 58
        Bardirect says:

        “Won” an unopposed application against an allegedly unidentified person against whom they may have obtained a novel order for substuted service of the injunction but they wont be able to issue the claim against an unidentified person nor serve it by twitter. Its taken 20 years to get the rules changed to allow service by fax.

        NB Law Society website says that Blaney is a legal manager.

      • 121

        Are we going to hear more about your famous victory at any time in the near future Guido?

  10. 14
    Fed up to the back teeth says:

    It was him.

  11. 15
    thin end of the wedge says:

    shouldn’t be long then before you have to log on to the internet via a retina scan, that’ll keep you perverts in order

  12. 17
    Sides says:

    Clowns to the left of us, jokers to the right.

    We’re stuck in the middle with Guido?

  13. 18

    They say you can judge someone’s character by the company they keep.

    What does that say about this blog and its rabid right-wing/libertarian fruitcake following, when they’re proud to be associated with the extremist Karl Rove?

  14. 23
    Anonymous says:

    go jump off a tall building you pointless cretin !.

    • 108
      English: 0/10. Must try harder. says:

      Start the sentence with a capital letter. Put an ‘and’ between “go” and “jump”. A comma after ‘building’ would have been good. End the sentence with a full stop or an exclamation mark. Not both.

  15. 24
    Halfwayupamountain says:

    Interesting enough but what about the recent rash of secret injunctions and media gagging doing the rounds at the moment? I’d love an Irish blogger or some other connected non-UK news site to pick up some of these allegations and air them to non-UK residents on the internet – if of course they meet the public interest test.

    Of course I’d never dream of inciting anyone to break the UK law or defy a high court judge. That would leave me in contempt of the same court – if I were a UK citizen rather than a Tanzanian national since 1967.

    Rather I encourage non-UK outlets and non-UK citizens to dig and dish the dirt for all us interested ex-pats.

  16. 31
    Sue the blogger! says:

    Libertarians will fight to the death for Freedom of Speech
    (unless of course I’m too thin skinned and find it offensive)

  17. 33
    Johnny Norfolk says:

    You can hide your identity if you want by using a made up name but to use someone elses is totaly wrong.

    I would never post anything I was not prepared to use my real name.

    I use JohnnY Norfolk for a bit of fun.

    • 98
      Johnny Norfolk says:

      What if, for the sake of argument, someone else had quite innocently chosen the same made up name as you? How would you get him to stop using it as your mates are beginning to think you are boring since he is posting drivel?

      You could ask him nicely but generally the usual reaction is, FUCK OFF I was using it first!

      You don’t want to change your name because you’ve built up a reputation and are “respected” by other members of the online community and here is this newbie passing himself as you.

      You can’t give him a slap obviously. Anyway he might be a lot bigger than you.

      So it’s nice to know that there is a posse of lawyers just itching to make a name and a buck for themselves in Cyber Law.

      BTW “Johnny” you have been served. See attachment.

    • 103
      The man from Del Monte says:

      Geedo did a very good job of hiding his identity….

  18. 34

    Hey Guido: is the judgment granting the order reported anywhere?

    Out of purely professional interest, you understand

    • 42
      Jimmy says:

      I assume it’s ex parte, so unlikely.

      • 50

        It wouldn’t be the first time such a judgment was reported, if the Judge deemed it of sufficient interest. This is pretty ground-breaking stuff.

        And to think I thought it an exciting development in the march of communciations technology when my mate John P. got dumped by text

        • 125
          Jimmy says:

          It occurs to me that in the circumstances, Blaney’s affidavit (or whatever its called nowadays) would have to disclose fully any negative aspects of his reputation that might be relevant to his case, as it’s an ex parte. He will now be serving this on someone who has been winding him up anonymously on the internet. Is this man a genius or what?

    • 43

      Dunno – imagine soon.

    • 102
      Australian says:

      MotCO: You could try http://www.bailii.org or ‘phone the High Court and ask to purchase a copy of the transcript.

  19. 38

    Progress at last. next up: Chambers stop exchanging documents by fax horror.

  20. 39
    Sir William Waad says:

    You mean that lawyers succeeded in expressing themselves in no more than 140 characters?????

  21. 48
    Anonymous says:

    Ah, but Guido is no libertarian really, he’s just a state capitalist who likes drugs and making trouble (the latter an endeavor I applaud).

    Your reputation is not your property – it exists in the minds of others.

    There’s much from real libertarians on this issue, I recall Walter Block providing a good treatment of this.

    • 118
      Another Anonymous says:

      “Your reputation is not your property ”

      Oh yes it is. You tell lies about someone and they can sue. End of.

  22. 55
    One flew over the No 10 bunker says:

    I notice the advert on this site that allows you to register for Fringe event details. In the case of the Fuckwittery undertaken at the Labour conference this week should that not have been better termed for them as “Cringe event details?”

  23. 59
    Anonymous says:

    I was at Southampton Uni with Donal, good man. See him round Fulham occasionally

    • 111
      Kevin says:

      I went to school with him. I almost feel sorry for punishing him for sneaking out to watch his beloved Liverpool lose a European match on TV. Almost…it was Liverpool after all.

      He was actually a very pleasant chap from what I recall though.

    • 133
      Highfield Harry says:

      So was I. I remember Donal’s polite, but incisive, baiting of the right-on Student Union president in SU meetings with considerable fondness…

  24. 60
    Find_maddie says:

    Fighting irish, your’e not wrong there pal

  25. 65
    I take full responsibility, that's why I sacked the person responsible says:

    So some Twat Tweeted a Tweet on Twitter.

    Slow news day?

    • 109
      I take full responsibility, that's why I promoted the person responsible says:

      Wait until the Maily Telegraph gets hold of this story.

      Hack: “Editor! Editor! I’ve got yet another story about Twitter, and guess what! It has a blogging angle to it, too! We can quote bloggers’ opinions, as if they were really informed and interesting!”

      Editor: Fuckin’ sweet!

  26. 69
    One flew over the No 10 bunker says:

    HARRIET Harman finally admitted Labour are on the brink of defeat today, warning the Tories are already “measuring up for the curtains in Downing Street.”

    http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/131285

    Health warning — Picture of Mad hattie is visible.

    • 74
      new labour says:

      my god she’s ugly

      • 83
        jgm2 says:

        Hmmm. The camera didn’t do her any favours there. She looks like Nikki Lauda. Did she have a kitchen fire or something?

    • 88
      Gooey Blob says:

      Harriet Harman is one of the reasons why Labour are on the brink of defeat. Not to mention Peter Mandelson, Ed Balls and the rest of the cabinet.

    • 106
      Doc Trough says:

      Look at her cheek. She’d have been wiser not to put herself in Snotty’s arc of fire when he’s bogeyflicking – he select only the tenderest, juiciest produce and discards that which does not pass his stringent acceptance criteria willy-nilly.

  27. 73
    Gonk says:

    reassuringly rotund.

    I mean uhh, well fed. no, prosperous.

    Christ what a slim good looking fella.

  28. 76
    Donal Blaney says:

    It’s great news, but I am still a fat wanker.

  29. 77
    Gordon's Anthem says:

  30. 78
    new labour says:

    actually guido does this apply to just the blog owner or anyone? could balls, mandelson, brown, blair and all the other cretins who people regularly impersonate on this site start action against the person doing it. Could imagine balls being petty enough to do it.

  31. 79
    Sunonmars says:

    Todays new Yougov poll, has the tory lead shoot back up to 14% from 7% yesterday.

    Brown, yup you are screwed, if the tories have a 14% lead or more going into the conferences, the knifes will be out for you.

  32. 81
    lolol says:

    Oh dear Faby baby,

    Fabian_Solutions says:
    October 1, 2009 at 4:23 pm
    They say you can judge someone’s character by the company they keep.

    hat tip politicalBetting CON 40% LAB 26% LD 20%

    • 93
      jgm2 says:

      Still 26%. What kind of utter fucking morons are these people? Where do they hide? How do they shield their self-harming idiocy from others? Why have they not walked under a bus or fallen into a dry dock by now?

      Or taken the toaster into the bath ‘to warm up the water’?

      What kind of unobservant imbeciles are these people?

      How is it possible to be so stupid and not forget to breathe?

      • 105
        lolol says:

        Jgm2
        wind down a bit you will have a heart attack,it’s a poll,the real polls will start next month after the conferences.

      • 107
        Gonk says:

        One of them was behind me yesterday in a queue.

        Clearing his sinuses and doing the mouthopenbreathing trick all at the
        same time. Oh and he was ugly. And smelly.

  33. 82
    ANon says:

    http://labourhome.org/ seems currently to be down

    Tee hee

  34. 86
    Anonymous says:

    “People have to learn that they can no longer hide behind the cloak of anonymity the Internet provides”

    And how long did Guido Fawkes fight to keep his real name from public knowledge?

    • 101
      lolol says:

      You could have found out what Guido’s real name was 6months after he started this blog,the lefties were attacking him then,any they are still having a go at him.

  35. 95

    Quite right your reputation is everything and the lies and smears that are put out by people of opposing political views are driven by politically motivated hate, which appears to be a powerful driving force.

    Having been a public blogger for a while on various public discussion boards I found very quickly that I could be labelled a paedophile for not saying the Prime Mentalist was wonderful and saved the world.

    In the two weeks since we started our own blog the allegations have continued and we have been accused of being obscene on some sites.

    Are writs and legal action the correct way to deal with this sort of scum?
    Methinks a kick boxing lesson might do them more good

  36. 99
    caesars wife says:

    I am sure you understand it guido , but i am not sure if it is a blow for liberty or vanity , Impersonating someone for pecuniary interest is one thing or even the kudos of blagging , All I can say is Donal charge will be interesting , i mean there must be more than one Donal Blaney on the planet perhaps even one who is also a solcitor .

    if he/she/it was twittering as donal on donals cases then yeah I can see that

    we shall see what hes on about

  37. 104
    Ian says:

    Great result for you both. However the poor man in the street still gets dumped on from a great height by the power elite in Parliament. That said serf’s are serf’s in any power hungry State, such is their status in life of a New Labour Government. Come the election lets see if anything changes in this Democratic Nation we all supposedly hold dear.

  38. 112
    John Bull says:

    O/t, what about the Irish vote to ratify the Lisbon treaty. There has been fuck all on tthe MSM which is suspiciously like a ‘d’ notice job to prevent dissention building.

    Come on you Irish, you fought for hundreds of years against the domination of England over you – if you allow this travesty to happen we’re all up the creek.

    Vote no brothers of the British Isles.

  39. 120
    Anonymous says:

    Fucking nonsense. Donal Blaney is a pompous smug arsehole from the highest order of wankers. No doubt this is to soften us up for the news that Guido will henceforth be ‘naming and shaming’ the posters whose views he disagrees with or are insufficiently oleaginous in their praise of him or are not quite obsequious enough at the altar of rabid right wing ‘red in tooth and claw’ total lack of market supervision libertarian capitalism no matter how much it fucks our humanist instincts.

  40. 122
    Anonymous says:

    “Too many twits might make a twat” [copyright David Cameron]

  41. 123
    no longer anonymous says:

    Would that be this Matthew Richardson?

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/education/2004/feb/19/highereducation.students

    I remember reading about the China stunt, through it was ingenious.

  42. 127
    The Grim Reaper says:

    Congratulations to Donal Blaney on his victory. Mind you, it doesn’t stop me from thinking he’s a complete Hoon.

  43. 129

    [...] Many thanks to that drunken Scottish bastard Rantin’ Rab for alerting me to this. [...]

  44. 135
    RavingMad says:

    Okay, tell us about the wine…………go on, we know you want to!!!!! :0)

  45. 137
    Anonymous says:

    Hey Guido I’ve got a video of you takin a dump and I’m gonna spread it all over the internet, how’s that for a smear campaign?

  46. 141
    Peter Hitchens says:

    Right. Now this legal precedent is established I’m issuing an injunction against that Hoon who used to masquerade as The Real Peter Hitchens.

  47. 142
    Peter Hitchens says:

    Anyone know who he is ???

  48. 143
  49. 145
    Anonymous says:

    And people wonder why the rest of us hate lawyers.

    What a bellend.

  50. 148
    Always look on the brightside says:

    I’m Blaney’s Blarney, and so’s my wife

  51. 149
    Faux Cul says:

    Adieu Guido

  52. 150
  53. 153
    Anonymous says:

    You are a treacherous Hoon Guido, but mo longer on my computer. I am sure the Lisbon treaty is right up your street

  54. 154
    Ted says:

    Your “High Court” ruling means nothing to me in the U.S.

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