Campbell : The Murdoch Years
Bad Al Campbell is briefing that the Sun’s endorsement is nothing. When he was really a player in the game, he used to think differently, take this extract from his diaries:
Monday, March 17, 1997
… As soon as TB finished the Q & A session I took him to one side and said I had some good news. I said you remember in 1994 when I said we should try to get the Sun on board and you said you weren’t sure it was possible, well, they are. He thought it was good news in its own right, but was good in the effect it would have on the other side’s morale. I tipped off Mike Brunson at ITN. On one level, it was ridiculous that it should be seen as a big event, but the reality is that is exactly how it is seen. I felt it was a fruit of three years’ hard work, and there will be many more.
If you read his book, “The Blair Years“, Alastair boasts of lying, of spinning in his own words “bollocks”. It was he who sent David Kelly and thousands more to their deaths on the basis of a dossier of lies. Labour circles are currently alive to the rumour that Bad Al is negotiating the terms on which he will return to help Mandelson in Downing Street. Alastair himself is spinning, as if he understands, that the internet changes everything. Mandelson told Paxman last night that The Sun doesn’t matter because of blogs and Twitter, as if they are some 140 character placebo for democracy. Yes, the internet. Come on down Alastair, come spin on the web. Emperor of dirt, we will make you hurt…
Campbell doesn’t matter any more. Only he doesn’t know that.
Stick it to him, Guido.
Perhaps he thinks newspapers don’t matter either.
They still do if only for headlines and covering coffee tables on TVAM.
The fact still remains that the voters have woken up, the journalists have woken up, the Sun has woken up dare I even say it…. BBC perhaps have awoken? and certainly the country has finally woken up… to something that some of us have known since years gone by
Labour is not working,never will never has:
The emporer has no clothes……..
someone either had a liquid breakfast or needs to take a nap in a dark room
calm down dear! it’s only a blog
Blogging didn’t do me any harm at all.
Oi, Labour if the Sun moving on to cleaner pastures is so unimportant why the hoohaa.
There on the run…keep whipping the hoons!!!!
this blog is the now the property of the Conservative Party for the period of the Conference and we will take measures to silence dissent
anyone who dares criticise Cameron will have a minion parrot Hoon, Draper, Labour Troll, or one of the many devastating replies their tiny drone minds can muster in the absence of intellect
you have been warned dozy cun’ts
The Conservatives are crap.
Guidiot you Oaf are you having trouble sleeping?
Good
I repeat, blogging never did me any harm at all. Look at me now.
Where am I?
Better still,
they have woken up to the fact that toddling down to the ballot box to vote some knob into office so they can rob you blind, and generally make a pigs ear of the job is not working either.
In the last 50 odd years a succession of Labor and Tory governments in power, none of which have served the taxpayer and or voter well, only their mates and selves!
Spot on. Please vote for any of the above so that we can spend the next 5 years doing fuck all apart from lying to you whilst we enrich our families and our mates. The Kinnocks and the Blairs are the epitome of these thieving lying scum.
In the last 50 odd years… since the BoE was “Nationalized”.
Ze newspapers and ze Twitter will change ze course of ze whole war, mein Fuhrer.
The Conservative army may be at ze gates of Berlin, but zese online veapons will be just like ze V veapons, changing ze course of ze war.
Expect the enemy to crumble before us, just like zey did in April 1945 in ze face of ze emerging technology which gives us hope.
I wouldn’t underestimate Campbell’s ability. He may be more used to MSM but together with Mandelson the poison would gush forth. However, his problem is that he will always be associated with the Iraq dossier and I look forward to sticking it to Campbell in the blogosphere, should he decide to come back.
I would imagine Ali man would be a consummate blogger – chances are, he’s been here maybe?? Nah, not yet.
Whilst there are some, on occasions, nasty bastards here, Ali is THE past master and put the ‘nasty bastard’ into nasty bastard – imo and allegedly, of course.
He’d be crap – blogging is about words, and only words. Winning the argument with digits, not threats. A bloggers does his job here on the screen, not with some backroom deal, not with a smear campaign.
Also, he can’t write for toffee.
If he shows up here, he need only ask Derek Draper what he should expect
and Coulson is a regular poster here along with Barack Obama, the Prince of Wales and Bill Gates
fucksticks
Campbell is already blogging. He’s just very, very selective about which comments he allows online.
“and Coulson is a regular poster here along with Barack Obama, the Prince of Wales and Bill Gates
fucksticks”
Why do you bother reading something written by a bunch of people you clearly dislike and disagree with? Sarcasm can be the highest form of humour, but when it’s used by hoons like you, it’s only ever going to be the lowest form of wit.
Sounds like you need to get a life – take up a hobby or something!
why the fuck would Campbell bother blogging ?
that’s what you have minions for and lowly minions at that
Jeeesus! some folk on here are completely clueless
Does Andy Coulson have a fucking blog ? Why do you think that is ?
Get a grip on reality and remember what MASS media means
He has a personal blog just now because he is out of politics but if he rejoined the fray on the front line it would be updated sporadically at best and probably by a junior
The point about being a Director of Communications is you don’t waste your time talking to a few thousand internet obsessives
Get a grip on reality and remember what MASS media means
This is the mass media now dummy.
How do measure effective communications? By page clicks? By newspaper purchases? No. Volume is just a tiny part of it. Did you read/hear interviews with sun readers yesterday? Most were oblivious to the paper’s political slant, some did not know what party was in power now. They’re not unique – most papers with a “slant” project that to all, but the message is only picked up by a few, and fewer still grasp, understand and agree with it. Blogs narrowcast – everyone who reads a blog is seeking. It’s a buy-in before they even start. Not all will agree, but all will engage. And engagement, as any brand manager can tell you, is key.
A blog with 100,000 readers has a far greater effective reach than a paper with half a million, maybe even than a paper with a million – and dont’ forget; online, those readers are not inert. Blogs are viral by nature, the word gets out, the word is *intentionally* spread.
The next election will see the agenda made right here – right fucking here. And every day the papers will be playing catch-up. Believe it.
maaan I feel like a feckin’ guru. I’ve been talking about this shit for more’n a decade. How come I’m not a millionaire?
No doubt it would be one of those trolls that periodically infest this site.
We were mostly attracted to this particular blog because it seeks the real world of politics in live time. I find the Telegraph comments after an article is enlightening also. Politicians can spin bollocks and lie but the reality and heartfelt personal experience of folk in the real world can easily sort the wheat from the chaff on a blog so by the end of a few hundred comments on a particular thread raised by Mr Fawkes I believe one gets a feel for the mood in the real world – not some fantasy Alice in Wonderland world where most politicians and spin agents live.
Like the expenses scandal then ?
A few thousand regular readers and one small smear scandal (that was almost immediately overshadowed by one of the most far reaching stories of Political corruption in modern times) does not a new election model make
The internet will be most utilised for mass emails by Coulson
the blogosphere will pop up one or two times during the campaign like twitter will. But it is a tiny part of a Campaign and all the bluster in the world will not change that
Political TV also targets and engages a specific audience yet they do so with a far greater reach than any blog
Come the Campaign proper there will be an increase in interest in Politics on all media and those catering to specific Political content be it Radio, TV, Newspaper or Internet will experience a boost
A Campaign Director targets the widest audience most effectively
Blogs do not need to be paid or targetted
left or right they carry on because that is what they do
Pamphlets, boots on the ground frontline Party Members, election workers, Billboard and Ad space will take precedent as they win elections
Campaigns are top down allocations of resources with boggers being very low on the pecking order when they are thought of at all
Being a “new” media is not an automatic ticket to dominance or relevance or twitter would win this election
Those who think so are most commonly bloggers themselves suffering from an amusing sense of narcissism and self-importance
I’d be careful as I half expected some zany talk of Zen Bhuddist priniciples as you sounded alarmingly like another ‘colourful’ poster in your wide eyed enthusisams
Real stories make the news and set the agenda
Not regurgitated analysis of the other Medias stories
@still troughing after all these years
*agenda* my friend. Even though the Telegraph bought the info and put it in the public domain they were *already* within another agenda – the public mood was ripe and eager and responsive to that story. Why?
It’s not about facts and stories, it’s about framing debate and questions. I’ll give you a solid example – immigration. Immigration was firmly off the mainstream agenda. No party wanted to talk about it, no paper wanted to talk about it, but the UK internet has *always* been full of it. The public have been empowered to break taboos on discussion of immigration and race because their views have been validated by their peers online. The Virgin killer hoohah was another example where the MSM were totally baffled to find the public not responding as they expected them to.
Campaign directors will do a job – the job they think they can do, but they will not be the only voice, they will not be able to frame discussion int he way they wish, because others will talk about the issues *they* wish to. We all know the chief power of the BBC is in their agenda setting role – they *frame* what can be discussed, and what context it sits in – the rest of the MSM take their cues there. That doesn’t happen here. You disparage blogs commenting on existing stories – why? What do you think the press do? It is the *angle* of those comments that different from paper to paper, channel to channel, and now, blog to blog. The facts don’t change – their context and connectivity do.
If political campaign managers think they’re going to be able to lock this election down to the topic they wish to discuss, in the way they’d like to discuss them, then they are way fucking wrong. It’s going to be fun.
The expenses scandal would have been huge at any time because it was that kind of story and scandal
Immigration has surfaced and resurfaced throughout the decades
Howard tried to run on it but the public didn’t bite
The facts on the ground changed with mass Polish and EU immigration and that was reflected in a small jump in the B&P vote and the subject coming to the fore of all the media and Political Parties
The recession killed much of that influx and it has once again fell in the publics priorities though the expenses scandal has and will cause increased suport in monorrity parties because of gerneral disillusionment
I’m not saying a Campaign Director can fully control the agenda but they won’t waste a great deal of sleep worrying about the blogosphere when they have to get doorsteppers in key marginals
Any unexpected story can and will will knock them off their narrative some might even come from the blogosphere but the majority of News is events
Something happens a reporter is sent, facts are verified a story is told
Reporters break News stories and the media can then frame them but the who what where when why are usually immutable and they are not easily spun
All the commentary in the world is mere noise in the absence of facts
If a blog has new verifiable facts and breaks them it will shape the agenda
If it reframes existing copy it is, as you say, hardly unusual whatever the media but neither it news
But neither is most news, news.
Doesn’t really matter if we disagree, the proof will be in the pudding. I anticipate an interesting campaign – Labour will fall back to salvage a core position in their safe seats, but will be fighting on three fronts to do so: tories, LD, beeEnnpee – and that will be a largely traditioanl part of the campaign. LDs may try to be innovative but y’know, they’re just not that bright and they’re facing squeeze as usual. The interesting campaign, for me, will come from the tories – they’re going to be facing crap from labour, but also on the right from UKIP, Libertarian, but mostly lib wings within the tories, positioning and pressuring; *that* will be an online agit-prop fight. The true right do not want a soggy centre social democrat tory party. I imagine Labour’s campaign will be bluster and smear, but from the right will be demands for clarity, clear blue water, ideological purity.
Should be fun.
Shame the link here doesn’t include the snappy graphic in today’s paper. The underlying message is still that the internet has started to come of age.
As a former Web Idealist, I’m not going to start crowing that ‘it is the future’ – but print, tv and radio are starting to look like the past.
Campbell is shite–crafty shite no doubt but his day of bullshit is done. Once he is down on the pavement he won’t ever get up again.
One Mad man, defending another mad man.
W.W.
Agreed. Campbell and co are passe. Only useful for wrapping the fish & chips.
Surely you would not eat fish and chips after being wrapped in ally & co, what a horrible thought.
Agreed, my mistake.
Dear Pensioner
HEIL BRAUN
One warms to your perceptive views
Good Queen Bess amazed her Contemporaries (1558 to 1603) – she had a Bath ONCE A MONTH, even when she didn’t need it
These Porkers are also “useful” for paying you a Winter Fuel Payment, even if rich pensioners don’t need it
Quel domage – Mr Campbell will not qualify until 2017
I remain your obedient servant etc
G Eagle
Over 60′s Winter Fuel Payments = “£125 or £250, depending on your circumstances in the qualifying week (21 to 27 September 2009)”
But buggering the country whilst bribing the electorate, (sorry, core vote) at the enormous cost of creating non-jobs for Labour’s legions of semi-literate unemployables is one of Brown’s core projects. I haven’t claimed Winter Fuel Allowance, and I tried to continue to pay for my prescriptions at 60 but was told that it was impossible to do so. And all the time the debt to be paid by my children and their children is increasing exponentially.
G – you are an ignorant twat.
A pensioner is someone in receipt of a pension – not necessarily an old age pension.
In my line of work you retire early.
I live in hope of meeting you.
@ Pensioner
A pension is traditionally awarded to a long serving employee once they reach an age where they are no longer as productive as they used to be, i.e. old age. It can also be given to those who are injured during the course of carrying out their duties.
‘In my line of work you retire early’.
If by early retirement you mean that you have amassed enough wealth to last a lifetime by the time you reach 50, through hard work and entrepreneurial enterprise, I take my hat off to you. If you mean that you have managed to rob the taxpayer through a gold-plated final salary pension scheme, after a few years of flying a desk around a Town Hall, or some such other non-job, you are an ass. Judging by your arrogance and misplaced faith in your ability to intimidate, I would imagine that you are no pensioner at all, just a mouthy youth having an ego-trip on a blog.
Dear Gpy Old Man
I agree with you – AND Good for You for not claiming your Winter Fuel Payment
I seem to have upset the astute Pensioner – I am sorry for this and apologize
I had meant to pay him the twin compliments :
1. by commenting on his Comment that was well-worth reading
2. by (I had thought) writing in support of his observations
I listened to Alistair Campbell being interviewed on Radio 4 last week by Eddie “I used to be funny” Izzard.
Campbell came across as being severely damaged goods. I don’t think it would take much to push him over the edge again.
Yeah, they just don’t get it. They’re like a bunch of old club comics playing the same old routines. They think its funny – used to pack the halls – but now they stand empty; only they can’t see it for themselves.
For gods sake they’re still wheeling Kinnock out.
Shades of Olivier as Archie Rice in “The Entertainer” …
I heard that one too. It was a good interview and entertaining, but also rammed home to me how utterly improper it was for him to have any place in high politics, and also it exposed the total lack of judgement of Blair et al to think that employing an alcoholic manic depressive with mental illness in such a prominent position was in any way good for the country.
I shall never forget that Ali Campbell lied, and over a million died.
The man is an accomplice to war crimes and has the blood of every serving British soldier that died, every Serving British soldier that was maimed, every Serving British soldier that suffers PTSD and goes on to rape, abuse, murder or commit suicide, on HIS hands.
He should not be touring the media studios and being exhalted as some sort of celebrity, he should never be considered for high politics ever again. He SHOULD be sitting in a prison cell at the Hague!
It seems to me that mental illness is a pre-requisite for high office in new labour. beit delusion, compulsive lying, manic depression, megalomania, inferiority complex, a feeling of victimhood, paranoia or schizophrenia.
New labour, the lunatics really have taken over the asylum.
Please do not forget my own illness that I valiantly fight every day, self diagnosed compulsive obsessive disorder.
Though I have to say the crystal glassware is superb.
Or my bloody bulimia!
Socialism IS a mental illness.
ACO – beat me to it. Socialism: “I am the One voice that speaks for the many.” If religion’s your thing then this might wash, but just to be clear, Bliar, Brown et al are neither gods nor prophets. Some one should tell them. They’re sick.
I doubt that B’liar considered what was good for the country for one nano-second ..
So long as it was good for him & his .. that was just dandy ..
The best that can be said for this repulsive man is nicely summed up by a friend of mine from Arbroath .. “The man’s a Campbell .. what else can you expect” ?
‘Campbell’ comes from the scots gaelic ‘caim beul’ meaning ‘crooked mouth’ or ‘twisted mouth’. Not a lot of people know that.
Izzard was never funny. A load of sub-sixth form witterings delivered by a chubby man in a dress. What’s funny about that?
So did you ever actually listen to him in full, or is that assumption based on the fact that you switched off as soon as you realised he was a chubby man in a dress?
I certainly watched him long enough to establish he wasn’t funny…dress, or no dress.
Eddie Izzard is funny IMHO.
How that is useful in running the country I know not.
He’ll be in good company going over the edge, Gordon’s looking over the precipice too.
There is a subliminal message in that front page. “Labour’s lost it” beneath a picture of Brown who deludedly thinks he is Victorious.
The Headline is really saying “BROWN’S LOST IT” and by supporting him Labour has lost it too.
“Now is the winter of our discontent made glorious summer by this son of the manse”
Yep the message is Gordon’s lost it. Gordon has cracked up.
If Campbell’s grave was on fire, I wouldn’t even piss on it.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00n3st7/Party_Political_Broadcasts_Labour_Party_30_09_2009/?t=2m31s
Try it at 2m 34 seconds. What a wonderful advert for Nu Labours education policies when they cannot even spell in their own Party Political Broadcasts on national TV.
Its Edukasion, Edukasion Edukasion Mr Balls
Well spotted – says it all really.
that was an eduction that was
Campbell is a total irrelevance at this time in the political cycle. Mine’s a pint, Alastair by the way.
Even when Mandy spreads his poison and certain Tory drugs stories hit the airwaves, NuLab are too far gone now for any sort of recovery.
Bounce? Did I hear someone say bounce?
The Sun used to matter.. and in some ways still does. However I think blogs like this are going to mean more people get the sort of news and analysis that they want to read.
We are entering a new era of journalism that depends less on the mighty press barons!
…Lev
What sold the Sun was tit & bum, surely not the political verbiage, now it relies on football which in turn has created a market for, anyone hear the Beeb R4 yesterday virtually nobody bought it for the political content.
Guido needs to have a new daily feature – a Post 3 Girl and a Post 7 Fella, immediately.
I could be the post 7 fella. People keep coming up to me and saying “Can I have your autograph, please Mr Pastry”?
phil?
That makes sense because most people are not political. They have other lives and other interests.
That unfortunately is also the cause of the problem. If the Sun can convince more people to take a real interest, they will have achieved something useful.
But the Sun likes to back winners or maybe its more important to distance itself from losers…
Being told in the six months leading up to an election why Labour is crap while your are having your daily perv, reading about celeb gossip or getting the latest football news encourages the the Labour supporters to not vote and others to vote for change.
subliminal message???
The Sun reflects what its readers think, not the other way round.
They’ve obviously decided that it does them more harm than good to be associated with the government than the opposition because their readers simply aren’t buying the rhetoric and the propaganda any longer.
Bringing back Campbell, the man who oversaw the dissemination process (and then wrote the textbook on how it was done) is as pointless as bringing back Mandleson the architect of the politics and putting him in the House of Lords.
No-one’s persuaded any more and they all know it. Make the most of Harman’s speech to today. Someone in tHe guardian said yesterday ‘they’re going down fighting. But they’re going down’.
I think it won’t be long before we see the fight go out of them and then there’ll be a short period of spiteful score settling and political a long, long period in the political wilderness.
It’s as though they’ve learend nothing since the sheffield rally …
Indeed, the editorial team at the sun do read the comments on their website and the letters they receive. Even they cannot come to any other conclusion that even with the massive built-in bias for labour in the electoral boundaries, labour are fooked! The sun’s readership responses to political stories is something like 25 comments to one against the government on almost every announcement these days. It has gone way way way past the point where people will even consider discussing any proposal or policy entirely on it’s merits. If it has a labour badge on it, it is bad! end of!
Whilst I am against this kind of knee-jerk response to policy announcement by ANY party, I do feel a warm sense of satisfaction in seeing labour be on the receiving end of this reaction after labour and the media heaped this treatment on John Major from 1992 – 1997.
It is interesting to see instinctive right-wingers slagging off the homes (sorry Foyers) for 16 & 17 year old single mothers. I would have thought it was right up their street politically. BUT it is announced by labour and is therefore by default a bad idea!
We are finally seeing labour get the same treatment from the media that the tories got for the whole of their final term. At least labour will only have to suffer a few more months of it.
There’s also the realization, that even if a policy is a good measure, Labour will fuck it up in the implementation — their placemen infested civil service will see to that.
146Mayday, mayday says:
October 1, 2009 at 8:43 am
The Sun reflects what its readers think, not the other way round.
As Paxo would say “Yeeess….”
That piece on BBC PM was utterly patronising to the working class. It was in effect sneering that working blokes who read The Sun are political ingenues and have limited political awareness.
The whole thrust of the story was to support the Labour spin that The Sun’s support doesn’t matter.
Of course, it DOES matter and that’s why Labour are bricking themselves right now, lying through their teeth, and even disparaging their traditional voters.
There are a couple of dozen blokes outside my window right now, all loading up for a days work , all with a copy of the sun on the tranny dashboard.
All of them know that labour are completely incompetent cnuts, the reason we now check their hours booked against the Navman log, because we can’t afford to let them book extra time, the reason we can no longer afford to change their vans after 3 years.
Most of them talk about having a neighbour or relation who play the incapacity card and work on the black on the side.
Labout lost these guys some time back
Everyone knows someone who “plays the system” now.
What those who “play the system” don’t know is that we hate every penny you steal from us for your un-needed benefit.
I know a few Bankers and City types who played the system
Luckily the public loathe them anyway
A lot of guys buy it for the racing pages, Apparently the form guide is the best in the MSM.
Yes,
Newspapers matter less because now there’s blogs.
…but blogs hate him too – Name one that doesn’t (and that includes labourlost)
Political blogs are mostly read by people who are interested in politics and make up their own minds. The Sun is read by people who are more likely to take their opinions from somebdoy else. They are less critical. Therefore the prolefeed is exceptionally important in shaping the way people vote.
surely, political bogs are where the labour people go?
Sad thing is that he’s right. The Sun doesn’t matter because elections don’t matter and Parliament doesn’t matter. We are ruled from elsewhere, by totalitarians who don’t believe in democracy, with secretive and underhand ways. They give clues only as to who they are and what they intend. Thanks to Campbell and Blair, power has vanished into thin air. See The New Nazis.
Yes but…the next generation is the person who doesn’t owe allegience to any country, is mobile, can switch countries/tax jurisdictions etc at a whim. Get educated and get mobile – those are the lessons. Sit still and get fucked. Countries will become sink estates, or will compete for the new generation.
And that’s exactly why Gordon and co have been desperately putting the squeeze on ‘Tax Havens’ like Switzerland, they don’t want anyone to be able to piss off to a country with lower taxes.
I don’t think Switzerland etc are listening to Gordoom.
Elections not mattering?
I think I might try and get Ladbrokes to give me the Odds on there being no election next year, and then I’ll stick £50 on it.
…and then I will contact every media outlet that I can and see whether someone will run it as a story.
We know what he did and what I believe he conspired with others to do. He should bear the foregoing in mind. It would be one of the pleasures of my life to see this crazy bastard in a secure dock before an astute Judge.
agree
after a good old kicking by anyone who wants to first though!
all in the best possible taste
If he’s a crazy bastard, are you sure he’s fit to stand trial? If you class him as an amoral tending to evil bastard, you’ve got a chance. Also it’s the jury, not the Judge, that needs to be convinced. The Old Bailey with a jury drawn from the few legals in Londonistan should do the trick.
We are ruled from elsewhere, by totalitarians who don’t believe in democracy, with secretive and underhand ways.
And these same people are worried about the BNP!
They hate the competition.
Couldn’t sleep, eh ?
People like that don’t seem to believe in anything – they’ll say whatever they think it might take to better their position and sod everyone else.
Power is a heady drug and Campbell is totally addicted to it.
I’d like to see him try to tangle with you, Guido!
ROFL!
you Fooled us once Alistair you drunken nut case it wont happen again.
Nothing in this universe can make snotty electable, he is like Kinnock killing kittens for fun.
This bitter, twisted, hateful bastard along with Blair and his cabal to whom he clung to like a bloated leech didn’t fool a lot of us.
Now that his mates have moved on, he cuts a pathetic figure moping around whichever tv studio cares to humour him.
But they fooled the majority for 12 years.
Grumpy old man: “But they fooled the majority for 12 years.”
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No they fucking didn’t!!!
They fooled enough of the minority to win elections in an electoral system that was already massively biased in their favour through the seating boundaries.
In the 2001 election. IF labour and the Tories had got exactly the same number of votes, labour would have won a clear majority of 66 seats, purely down to the way constituency boundaries are located in areas known to have a bias one way or another politically.
In the 2005 election, the changes to the Scottish contituency boundries that took account of the reduced number of MP’s to reflect the increase in Scottish self determination since devalution meant that the in-built majority was reduced to 60 seats.
For the next election I think the in-built majority has been reduced further to 44.
Personally I do not believe that there should be ANY majority. A drawn vote should result in a hung Parliament.
And by the very statement that people still believe there ever was a majority in favour of them, shows how well that blatant lie works!
Parliamentary democracy has NOTHING to do with what a majority of the people want!
Labour have NEVER achieved as much as 50% of the popular vote in a General election. Neither have the tories for that matter.
Taking non voters into account, labour have done even worse. Labour secured only 22% support from all those eligible to vote in 2005.
In the last national election this year, labour secured less than 5% support of all those eligible to vote.
They fooled the Majority? You poor deluded fool. I guess you get your news from the mainstream media, don’t you?
Labour is the party of the State and its employees. That’s why you still see Labour getting 25-30% in the polls. It’s bankrolled by State employee unions and businesses that have, or would like, Government contracts. Because of this, Labour always has, and always will, operate against the interests of the majority of people in this country. Every Labour Government has ended in economic disaster for Britain and a massive increase in state power.
They are utterly vile people and must be consigned to the dustbin of history.
No it’s bankrolled by the state extorting from the real workers.
The finer points about whether it was actually a majority are irrelevant Grumpy old chap. It’s back to “fooled enough of the people enough of the time” and that’s really all that’s necessary.
Apologies to mr Ned, I wrote that piece before reading your well presented analysis. I now wish to rescind my inanely put comment.
So now Labour have declared war on the Sun. Or more accurately they are at war with the entire media. This is incredibly stupid – the Sun might not actually sway that many readers with its endorsement, but they can over the next few months create a narrative in which Labour are made to look even more ridiculous than they have before.
Harman said they should not be bitter – but they seemed to spend the whole day moping about, slagging off the Sun and saying how the internet (which they still don’t understand) was more important. Clearly they were bitter.
I thought it very interesting that some TV reporters thought it worthy to get Mandelson’s side of the story on Rebekah Wade. If Mandelson did say ‘chumps’ and Harman and the rest followed suit with their own attacks on the Sun and effectivelt journalists as a whole then they really have their backs against the wall…. all it takes now for a few shots!!
meant to add it is a bad move to alienate the press.
Unless your name is McCann…
Wondering if Rebekah is saving the tape of the phone conversation with Mandel*** for later use?
I think the call was to a different Rebekah Brooks, not Wade.
The lefties will never master the internet. There’s far too much freedom and individual thought for them to control.
They will always need the state media and a person in a suit with a microphone telling you the news and what you should think about it.
This just about sums it up for the left. Hence their need for the state controlled BBC.
Well with Campbell’s admission of manic depression and alcoholism and Brown’s “alleged” medication for mental illness. It adds new weight to the Sun’s old cries of “beware the loony left”
There is some truth in what the chump says in as much as things have moved on considerably since 1997. However having the Sun turn against Labour is definitely a body blow for them. It is also not just a case of the Sun but potentially the entire Murdoch empire. Campbell and Fondlesbums need to tread carefully lest they incur the wrath of Murdoch.
“On one level, it was ridiculous that it should be seen as a big event, but the reality is that is exactly how it is seen.”
And what’s different now? Other than the fact that the Sun now has competition for the moron demographic.
Fuck off Jimmy, you gay racist!
Gay racism and classism is every bit as nasty as any other kind of racism and classism.
Jimmy, like so many so-called socialists you are a crashing snob. You hate the proletariat and, like your predecessors in Russia, you view them as merely a vehicle for your ambitions of power. They will not forgive you.
How ironic that one of the biggest morons of them all chooses to use such a word. It doesn’t matter what you think of your so called “moron demographic” – the simple fact of the matter is that if they’re over 18 and a citizen of this country, they have a vote. Only a moron would fail to grasp that.
Jimmy,
Pluck the mote from thine own eye.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning-Kruger_effect
did you know the easiest way to tell when someone is suffering from the above mentioned effect
watch for someone quoting it in an attempt to give the illusion of academic scholarship when we all know a simple “you’re not as smart as you think” would do
ACO,
The word is “beam” not “mote”. Nothing worse than trying to look clever and fucking it up.
Q.E.D.
Alastair Campbell is on the way back is he, the battle commence.
He’s a busted flush. The last thing I remember him for was his inept handling of the 2005 Lions’ Tour.
Spinmeister Vs Blogosphere.
He was on BBC’s Watchdog a couple of weeks ago. He talked of his peril at nearly getting ‘involved’ in a scam about paying money for services that he would not get – sound familiar??? The man is an abomination.
If this is the level at which he now operates then why bother with him at all? It could of course be a means to keep his face in the public eye – helped by the fawning BBC of course.
Campbell should be indicted for war crimes and crimes against humanity. The BBC should just be closed down.
You should change your name. There is nothing “raving mad” about anything you just wrote.
If you Google “The Sun, Cambell, David Kelly” you get thisat the top of the list.
…er… well, you would do if I’d have spelt ‘Campbell’ right, but the link still works…
Back of the class, scrobs.
Near the end of the article which the link leads to;
“Campbell could intimidate anyone”.
I was always taught that you had to stand up to bullies because the consequences were always worse if you didn’t.
As Labour now realise.
He didn’t intimidate Anne Robinson the other night on Watchdog.
Thats at the end of page 1. There are 16 pages!
For Campbell it will be like wrestling with
pigs in the thick mud.
He will get covered in dirt, and the Pigs
will really enjoy themselves!
Labour’s real heart and soul is in the culture of Northern working mens’ clubs and bleak social housing projects everywhere. They treat the internet as another Cool Britannia: a thin veneer of walnut to hide their fail-rich MDF and urine-soaked cardboard reality.
And even the Northern WMCs are turning their backs on Labour, if regular comments heard in them are to go by. Labour’s vote in the North is collapsing.
The Northern working class are turning to the BNP in ever greater numbers. They’re the only real socialist party they can vote for, that’s why Labour are so terrified of them!
Tony – poetic, mate.
It was immediately after my double shot of sugar-laden coffee, won’t happen again I doubt.
I thought so too… class Tony.
I haven’t seen any of those hideous red and yellow “Vote Labour” stickers in scummy council house windows for a while.
Red for all the blood they’ve spilt, yellow for their cowardice.
Maybe Cambell and Mandelson can become the Morris Men of blogosphere, singing, dancing, clapping and hitting their sticks whilst they sing the song of the Brown Beast
maybe Campbell can sing some appropriate sea shanties in support of New Labour
Maybe Campbell can fuck off back to Scotland, and give Brown a lift while he’s at it. Somehow I feel the jocks won’t let the pair back in.
Campbell, Darling, Brown (and Gorbals Mick, come to that) – is this
revenge for Culloden?
Campbell is an English-born Yorkshireman. Darling is an English-born Cockney. No mention of Cameron?
Campbell and Cameron – fair enough. But I’ve never heard of the fierce Darling clan. They’d of been laughed to defeat with that name.
The “English” DNA. 1/4 is Scots. 1/4 is Irish. 1/4 is Black. 1/4 is Muslim. What one are you Mr O’ I wonder?
Alistair Campbell CV
Pornographer/Gigolo in France
Maxwell’s employee and supporter
Blair’s dissembler and corrupter of body politic
- engineered Blair’s collusion with Bush for Iraq invasion
- brains behind dodgy dossier and deception of Parliament
- taught David Kelly a lesson he will not forget
- destroyed lives and reputations of Blair’s enemies
- lied to and bullied press poodles with exception of Matthew Parris
Current status
- alcoholic
- manic depressive
- reinventing cv above to morph into cuddly lovable ‘bloke’
Summary
An evil piece of toxic rotting vermin
you forgot re Gilligan affair… fought and bullied BBC over this and won and made them poodles as they are today.
he bugged the royals too
Sorry, the Board of Trustess and Greg Dyke made the BBC the poodles they are today. All of them still slither around leaving a trail of slime behind them. They joined the Mandleson breed.
Quite agree anyone who has been an apologist for:
New Labour
Blair
Maxwell
Should not be allowed into any posiiton of influence.Ever.
And a pill popper at that.
He is on medication which is why he has that haunted ‘dead man walking’ look.
Campbell is not stupid. He looks in the mirror and sees “an evil piece of toxic rotting vermin and says “Morning Al”. Self loathing is causing his madness.
May he walk into the woods and do the right thing.
I heard he snorts the white powder with his posh chums
And I do hope Cameron has the sense to ask someone to open the records on Campbell’s years as a civil servant(I expect he shredded most).We need payback on this bastard,and some belated justice for poor Dr Kelly.
You forgot to add that he handled the communications for NATO during the Kosovo war and got the media to publish glowing reviews of the jolly nice Muslim freedom-fighters our brave soldiers were arming and training. The same jolly nice Muslim Freedom fighters that flew in from training camps in Egypt, Pakistan, Afghanistan, Somalia and elsewhere. the same jolly nice Muslim freedom fighters that are now labelled Al Qaeda terrorists. We provided the arms and training, Bin Laden provided the funding!
NATO definitely backed the wrong side in that war.
Dr Kelly did not commit Suicide!
He was just too inconvenient for
the real truth.
Therefore he was made quiet!
Shame on them.
Kelly got wood, that’s all.
How the might have fallen. Campbell was once the most powerful and feared spin doctor in the land. He was Tony Blair’s real deputy Prime Minister. Now no one fears him and his opinion’s are several years out of date. His blog is probably the most boring thing on the web. The New Stateman he editted set a new low for that publication.
Seen the recent NS? Run by failed activist students, and reads like it.
Campbell has been bought in to rub cream into Mandelson’s winkle, allowing Mandelson to give Brown one up the chutney mary without Brown noticing
Campbell is to be put in charge of polishing the cabinets conker collection
I believe Harperson has a nice trio stored safely in a suitably humid environment
Brown doesn’t like Chumps!
Mandelson doesn’t use Chumps!
Harperson is a walking Chump
Prescott uses drone Chumps
Cherie Blair showers naked with another Chump.
So she doesn’t think she’s Good Queen Bess yet?
chump
Noun
1. Informal a stupid person
2. a thick piece of meat
3. a thick block of wood
4. off one’s chump Brit slang crazy [origin unknown]
5. an expression used by lying fuckers when they has used the word c.u.n.t. on TV
Nice one. Mandy biddest lying fraudster out there.
Also used in West Yorkshire .. to mean the collecting of wood for the Nov 5th Bonfire .. “Chumping” ..
Haven’t a clue why .. it just is .. Lol
oooh TB…aahh TB…suck..suck…slurrp TB, mmmm TB, oh TB you’re soo beautiful…mm…mmm…..oh, oh oh, oh…..T……B…….aaaaaaaaaaaah TB, TB, TB………
what a fucking wanker campbell is
“It was him who sent David Kelly and thousands more to their deaths on the basis of a dossier of lies. ”
Ouch. Where you gettin’ yer grammar from, Guido, the bleedin’ Sun?
It was 3.20am when he posted it. Give the man a break Guido was probably on his 6th pint of the black stuff by then.
Pah, even after a dozen my grammar would still be perfect.
Inside my head, at least.
quite!
MuckFuckWit leads the morons in the Red Flag Dance today.
Hottest ticket in town…
Back-door in the closet socialism is an apt metaphor for the Brown years.
If Alastair Campbell makes a come-back he will carry with him the shadow of Dr David Kelly. There are a lot of us out here who still remember very vividly the evil lying game that Campbell played with Dr Kelly life.
And whether Dr Kelly died or was murdered Bliar and Campbell remain uppermost in the public’s mind as the one’s who goaded and tried to disgrace him with smears and lies whilst he was living.
So I hope Campbell does comeback to ‘help’ gordon fight the election because it will remind anyone who has forgotten about how labour bully and lie and how they destroy people’s lives in the process.
“Nick – the Labour Conference is over, Ministers and delegates are packing their bags and they and Gordon Brown are heading back to their various heartlands, offices and constituencies tonight in a much better frame of mind than they arrived in on Sunday ?”
“Yes – that’s right Jon I think that this week has certainly been a turning point in Labour’s Campaign to regain the initiative and I can tell you in confidence that senior party sources are really quite pleased with that – with Labour delegates fully re-energised and up for the coming fight and are raring to take the fight to David Cameron and the Conservatives !”
” The turning point really was that barnstorming speech by Peter Mandelson on Monday wasn’t it ? There was something of dire feeling of dread permeating the hall before then. But that all changed with THAT speech !”
“Yes – it did Jon. Peter Mandelson – not a person one would think would be loved by the Labour Party but all THAT changed after his speech which totally set the conference alive !”
” A perfect scene setter for Gordon Brown to give that energising speech on Tuesday – again perfectly pitched at the very people Labour need to retain to deliver their fourth consecutive election win – and certainly Sarah Brown was amazing !”
” Yes – she was Jon – and it is obvious to me that Gordon Brown is absolutely determined to take the fight to David Cameron and win the argument with the public regarding targeted cuts aimed at preserving front-line services for those vulnerable in our Society but at the same time coupled with a firmness – a “tough love” almost of those that have been abandoned by society. All in marked contrast to the policies of the Conservatives who he says would merely cut for the sake of it putting vulnerable people at risk to the benefit of those better off in Society !”
“All in all a pretty successful week for Labour then – Nick ? And something that will certainly prove difficult for David Cameron and the Conservatives to match next week ?”
“Yes indeed – Jon – Labour started the week in the depths of despair – the election in their view as good as lost and David Cameron Prime Minister this time next year but after those two speeches they leave Brighton with their tails in the air and the feeling that actually – just actually – THEY might just pull off the upset of the year !”
“And what about THAT argument with “The Sun” and Tony Woodley’s extraordinary outburst at Conference yesterday with several Ministers openly attacking the media and Peter Mandelson allegedly telephone Rebekkah Brooks to remonstrate with her!”
“Jon – I can tell you having spoken to sources high up in the Party that they are dismissing this whole affair as something dreamt up by their opponents in the press and quite honestly whilst understanding the anger of the grass roots over this and which Ministers felt they had to comment on in the Conference Hall ; on balance the Government are fairly relaxed about the whole matter and feel that “The Sun”‘s to influence events is grossly exaggerated.As one said to me in confidence “All we ask for Nick is fair reporting without bias and as long as the BBC and other new organisations hold to that then we can’t complain ! Although it has to be said that “off the record” Jon this person,who is VERY senior within the party was incandescent at what he sees as the blatant mis-reporting of certain news organisations,and he was very quick to exclude the BBC as one of those,and how they are playing reporting this story !”
“And – Nick – you’ll be in Manchester next week with that Conservative Conference ?”
“Yes I am – Jon – and it will be interesting to read the mood of the delegates as they assemble on Sunday ahead of the Conference and I can tell you – in confidence – that there are some very worried faces amongst Conservatives already tonight !”
“And – Nick -the pressure is squarely on David Cameron to give the “Leader’s Speech” of his career after the two we’ve seen this week from Peter Mandelson and Gordon Brown ?”
“ I am always very loathe to use such emotive language- Jon – but I think you may very well be right!”
Thanks for the transcript. This shines a light on what the BBC are up to.
Oh well, I’ve been had, Not often I get caught out like this, so kudos.
This is class stuff – but I fear for your continued sanity if you can mirror this pathetic little shill so accurately…
#59: Jesus Christ! Is this verbatim? It’s absolutely bloody disgraceful. Where does it come from?
calm down dear its just a parody
it’s barely even that let’s be honest
it’s a look inside the minds of the deranged posters here who actually believe that’s what was said
Class stuff!
Why “deranged”, parody by definition is a strict imitation.
syn. BBC impartiality
You fucking wicked bastards
))
……………………..I fucking fell for it.
And then gave toenails shit for it on his blog!!
Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacking hell. I didnt think I fell for wind-ups like this any more.
I’ll get me coat…
The BBC is a “parody singularity”.
http://timworstall.com/2009/09/18/new-phrase/
Campbell is nothing compared to what we as bloggers can do for the Labour Party.
We have in our midst the perfect candidate to replace Brown.
TAT for PM; you know it makes sense.
He can swear at reporters, throw things, storm out of interviews, insult everybody and get paid for it.
The improvement on the present incumbent would be enormous.
We all have to make sacrifices.
And let’s remember TAT does occasionally have a sense of humour something gordon completely lacks.
And can laugh at himself too on the odd occasion. Whereas Gord is just….odd.
He’s not odd. He’s entirely normal. For a lizard.
Before Alistair jumps back in he should remember the old PR motto.
If you try to polish a turd you usually get covered in shit
who says he’ll be doing PR for Brown ?
after losing the Sun and tanking in the polls yet again the plotters will be sharpening their knives when they get back to the commons
He just wants a seat in the Lords …
oh silly me, I thought you said seat in the ‘loo’
It’s a strange fact but true, that a large proportion of the populus cannot see beyond the obvious attraction of The Sun, and right it off as a non-relevance. Whilst ‘er-in-doors feels threatened by it, and prefers the DM, the circulation figures are undeniable, and it’s the very fact that it is bought by the working heartland of Britain which underlines the true signifiance of The Sun to Labour.
Lots of comments all over the blogosphere this morning from pissed-off Leftists slagging off the Sun and its readers, who Leftists seem to think are all morons. The Left seems to have a real problem with the working classes these days – Labour needs their votes, but despises those who actually work for a living, while patronising and nannying those who are out of work and on benefits.
From my own observations (scientifically conducted at the local petrol station and Spar shop), blokes in work boots filling up their vans with diesel buy the Sun, chav single mums go for forty Mayfair, a couple of scratchcards and the Mirror. I know which group I’d be more worried about losing if I were Gordon Brown, but with ‘Gulags for Slags’ and the anti-Sun rhetoric he looks like losing the support of both. Lovely.
The thinking at Labour HQ seems to be that none of this will matter as long as ministers and party activists say the word ‘Etonian’ often enough on TV. Not that any Cabinet ministers went to public school of course.
Agree – very eloquently put.
An accurate and astute reflection on life as we know it. Good stuff.
And so the King Rat joins the sinking ship. Now there we just have to wait for the God (botherer) Rat Blair to return and the four people most responsible for launching and steering to power the New Labour Project will be back at the helm; how fitting that they should be so as it sinks below the blue tide.
On the button with this statement, handle this renewed relationship with care. This is not a one party state, this is a country of free speech and allows people of different opinions to express them without sanction.
Who is supporting Mr Brown and the Labour Party now?
Mr Brown’s own website does not support him:
http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/list/open?sort=signers
Maybe the Sun could publicise the petition site.
Another 10 million signatures might make a difference.
Looks like the Mirror is starting to see the light
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/more-sport/2009/10/01/he-s-really-brown-out-115875-21713467/
When they dump “Toilets” I might start buying it again. One misses Andy Capp you know.
My late dear departed father,an ex-Black Watch piper and courages,fearless, warrior used to play “The Flowers Of The Forest” on the pipes on the 11th of the 11th of the 11th,the tune, a lament was composed to commemorate the senceless slaughter of the thousand of young men from the Scottish glens, forests and country side in WW 1.
So next time you feel like “Havin A Blaw”on the pipes Mr Cambell why dont you play this haunting lament and think of servicemen and woman who,as I write are still being butchered and horribly mutilated on the dusty plains and fertile whadhi,s of Afganistan in yet another pointless and un-winable war.
Whilst preparing to play and doing a few breathing excersises,you may want to ponder for a few seconds on your fist victim,a certain Mr Kelly who I also beleive had an incident in a forest.
Well said Sir ..
There’s an old soldier in the Town where I live who travels around in a motorised wheelchair .. on the back of which is a printed & laminated sign, reading .. “No Cats .. No Dogs .. NO CAMPBELLS” ..
I think he too may be ex 42nd Regt ,, as he habitually wears a Glengarry, with scarlet Tourie and a scarlet/white diced border ..
The battle lines are being drawn and alliances and pacts are being negotiated and sealed, the strategic plans of the opposing sides are starting to become evident if not fully clear.
The general election war has begun!
The Tories have the daily mail/sun/express/evening standard +
The labour/libdem side has the Guardian/independent(it isnt are you?)/the BBC/the mirror +
Some will claim a neutral role and some will actually be neutral, whats clear is that both sides need an overarching strategy and narrative.
The BBC is starting to show its hand early, they fully realise that a labour win is impossible, they also know that a Tory win would not only be a disaster for their empire, the BBC hate and despise the right wing on a biological level, deep down the BBC comrades see no difference between the B*P and the Tories.
To understand the deep seated pathological hatred of the BBC is easy, they are after all a leftist led and staffed organisation, the desire to keep the Tories out of power is going to guide every second of BBC output, everything the BBC does from now on will be based on trying to destroy the Tories.
Its becoming clear that the BBC has realised that the only possible way for the left to stay in power is a leftist alliance consisting of the libdems/labour and the greens if they can get any seats, look closely at the BBC narrative from now on.
There will be subtle messages supporting the notion of a leftist alliance, the greens will be given airtime far exceeding their electoral base, it will be direct and indirect using green issues as a vehicle for peddling green policies.
The BBC mindset is clear ‘if it cant be labour then a leftist alliance will do’!
Labour appear to certainly have a “death wish”. I can understand that they may be slightly peeved(understatement if ever there was one) at “The Sun” but its lunacy to start a war with the media ahead of an election campaign and just goes to show how much Brownand Party strategists have lost grip of the party activists and union leaders.Tony Woodley’s historonics may have played well in the Hall and with the comrades but is Labour really saying that they are comfortable with an image of one of their members basically ripping up a paper and sending the message that Labour is against “free speech” simply because that paper is no longer supporting them ? Someone needs to get a grip or Labour is going down to even bigger defeat !!
“Tony Woodley’s historonics may have played well in the Hall and with the comrades” — All 25 of them…
Murdoch won’t be chuffed, that they only sold 25 Sun’s on the door!!
But poor Mr Campbell can’t decide wht he believes! Blogs and Twitter are crap one minute and yet when it suits him, they are really Good Things and the reason why losing the backing of The Sun doesn’t count. Has anyone else noticed that nobody is in charge in the Labour government, any more? Harriet Harman was allowed to make a speech that was a direct attack on a leader of a foreign state (California) and nobody noticed the potential for diplomatic tensions this might cause! The last thing Labour wants or needs is another spinner. A lion tamer with a whip would be of more use to them.
Harman causes potential diplomatic row, Brown fumes at Murdoch, more problems for our troops Mirror turns on Brown
Although no fan of Dave’s Tories I shall be doing my agit-prop bestest to upset and demoralise the hated socialists – I think I’ve been doing quite well these past seven or eight years, but this is the big push…
Right on! The evil which is NuLabour has to be smashed, never to be resurrected. Whatever we may feel about Dave and Conservatives Lite, they are our only hope at the moment. Labour have become evil – just list the names – Mandelson, Campbell, Balls, McBride, Blair, Brown – a collective of lies, deceit, bullying and cronyism. Get Labour OUT!
Cassandra – you miss the obvious irony. Fair enough – you don’t like the BBC.
Why do you think Murdoch has endorsed Dave?
Might it have something to do with the fact that he’s just bought another lap-dog to put in the PM chair to carry forward the News International agenda – has described by his son, James?
I don’t understand how Guido’s little followers believe the UK will improve when you get your news filtered through a private corporations eyes.
Unless you want UK news to be more like Fox. Jesus. Glen Beck FFS!
You talk as if News International would have some sort of monopoly on the media.
As for your sneering insult “Guido’s little followers”, well you can fuck off with that.
touched a raw nerve there Cuse
fuck off again Cuse
Fuck off yourself wanker I ain’t him
Fuckin liar
yer wrong dickless
but please keep makin yourself look a proper cun t by not admitting it
Phil.
You exhibit frightening naivety for one on a supposedly political blog.
You talk as if News International don’t want to create a monopoly. The corp who owns:
The Sun
The News of the World
The Sunday Times
The Times
Sky
Doesn’t want to expand and further control what we read, see and hear?
Guido’s little followers really are naive…
Cuse. At worst, we’d be swapping a private monopoly for a state-controlled monopoly staffed by copy-takers who are ideologically wedded to the present Government. In fact, when you become familiar with the net, you’ll realise that there is no difficulty in piecing together what is really going on in the world if you care enough. This is why oppressive regimes censor the net as best they can.
Cuse, the problem is one of choice. We can choose whether to purchase The Sun, News of the World, The Sunday Times, The Times or a Sky subscription, we cannot choose whether or not to pay the licence fee which maintains the BBC, unless doing without television altogether.
The problem the BBC has is its lazy, liberal leftie, metropolitan bias. It is clearly there, although I don’t go as far to say it supports Labour. What it does do is peddle its own version of society which is very much the agenda of your typical liberal leftie. Since the demise of Robin Day (God rest his soul), BBC interviewers have always been tougher on politicians of the right than on politicians of the left.
Put quite simply, Cuse, we’ve had enough of you and yours. The relentless politicisation of the running of this country by shrill, incompetent ex-Marxists has led to a situation that could explode into civil war within the next few years. People instinctively want to pour some cool blue water on the red-flamed abandon and get back to the business of fixing this broken Pavlovian experiment before it’s too late. You’ve had your twelve years, and fucked the country again. Now go.
I shan’t.
I will stay and laugh when Little Georgie and Dave turn us into an internationally isolated, morally bankrupt and thoroughly backward 1950′s throwback.
So stick that in your pipe and smoke it you beastly man.
Too late.
You New Labia Huhnes have beaten them to it.
“I will stay and laugh when Little Georgie and Dave turn us into an internationally isolated, morally bankrupt and thoroughly backward 1950’s throwback.”
You talk as if the entire world has bought in to your NWO Global Fascism, they have not.
It is the experiment by a tiny, though powerful elite, that is doomed to failure as Obama is discovering in America right now.
Once people realise that their country is being sold out, watch out for the reaction, no matter how hard the elites try, people will not buy into it, no matter how you dress it up.
As for morally bankrupt, pitiful stuff, GorDoom McSnot and his odious cronies are the epitomy of moral bankruptcy.
Are you another of the believers who uses medication to stabilise themselves?
Internationally isolated, morally bankrupt and thoroughly backward. Labour managed the first with Blair’s War, the second with it’s cynical, partisan and class-driven use of Parliamentary procedure to stifle effective opposition and corrupt MP’s, and the third by bankrupting the nation with an incompetent economic policy. There really is little left for the Tories to achieve on those issues. At least the Tories will be starting with a clean slate, because the only way is up.
Well, its already filtered through New Labour’s via Al Jabeeba.
Can it get any worse?
I think the line…..”Upon my liar’s chair” is rather apt.
From today’s Sun
“FOLLOWING The Sun’s sensational endorsement of the Conservatives at the next General Election, readers have been rushing to voice their opinions.
In a poll of over 23,000 Sun readers an astonishing 59 per cent are backing the Tories, with Labour slumping to a mere 21 per cent. The Lib Dems took home only 9 per cent while the Other category racked up 11 per cent. ”
It says it all.
What does it say Moley?
That you’re too naive to believe that the the Sun may be able to fudge it’s own polling?
I doubt that Labour are as high as 21%. More like 12% made up of diversity outreach types, dolies, and immigrants.
I’m surprised that Labour are that high. Most polls put them in a poor joint second position with Labour. Mind you I doubt that many Liberals read The Sun. But otherwise the magnitude of the Tory lead rings true.
Not at all.
I think the probability is that the Labour trolls voting as often as possible outnumbered the Tories who might have voted twice.
Most of them apart from some poor exCuses for human beings have been absent from this site recently.
“Conference” is over – all minions back to the blogsites!!
It says Layabout are stuffed, that what it says.
…and yet if it had been a BBC/Gua/Ind poll showing those figures for Labour, your snitchy brand of triumphalism would have known no bounds. Fuuny old world, ennit, mate!
BTW, half the country has done NLP courses, the voodoo no longer works!
If they’ve have put UKIP and B&P on there I think conservatives and labour would have slumped somewhat respectively.
Anyone have the figures for the last council elections when Labour “Went Forth”?
Good morning. The potential eturn of Mr Campbell sounds like another 25-50 seats on the Tory majority to me. Where does Brown get these great ideas from? As an aside to the general despration of inviting the boring, thuggish, Campbell back into the Brown tent, I wonder if No.10 realises quite how much public hatred there is for the trio of Brown/Mandelson/Campbell? Three bullies, unlected as it happens, running the Government – what an embarrassment.
Does anyone have a link to yesterday’s speech by Mr Balls please? Apparently it was inpirational oratory at its finest (according to the BBC), or “the worst speech I have ever heard”, according to someone who was actually there. Either way it might be fun to watch over my morning cuppa.
P1, dont waste your time, spend it more wisely on washing your hair or cutting your toe nails.
It was that telegraph columnist, Mary Riddell, who often writes the most fawning adolescent praise about Brown who said it was the worst conference speech that she had ever heard. Considering how much she loves and admires Brown, that speech must have been fucking awful!!!
Does this mean that “Sun Reader” will replace “Daily Mail Reader” in the New Labour lexicon of pejorative insults for anyone who disagrees with them?
On the subject of Mandy, watching him on Newsnight last night being interviewed by Paxo I thought he looked really very tired and old. He has passed his prime, his poison is becoming diluted with the decrepit secretions of old age. In his face I could see and in his words I could hear the first softening incoherence of senility. Don’t fear this one.
The New Labour experiment is dying.
Is Mandy still humping his boyfriend Ronaldo?
He scored 2 for Real Madrid last night.
Probably what he doesn’t realise yet is that we all point and laugh at his ramblings.
In his vanity, the Supreme Chump is trying to keep his svelte figure by living on lettuce leaves and mineral water (like Terence Stamp used to). He needs carbs and a bit of meat in him.
Probably what he doesn’t realise yet is that we all point and laugh at his ramblings
Is there an echo in here?
I’m sure he gets lots of Brazilian protein and meat in him.
He also made an ill advised earthquake analogy on the worst possible day to do so and made a personal attack on The Sun’s editors. If even the most media savvy member of the government is slipping up like this they are well and truly finished.
“Does this mean that “Sun Reader” will replace “Daily Mail Reader” in the New Labour lexicon of pejorative insults for anyone who disagrees with them?”
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No, I think it will be quicker and easier for them just to use the label “reader” from now on!
What was with Izzy Izzard introducing Balls? Was he just being paid to entertain the Carnival of Clowns or is he yet another paid up Anti-Tory Mouthpiece from the World of Stand-Up Comedy? (Marcus Brigstocke, Mock The Week, blah, blah)
Balls did a piss-poor Ben Elton impression. As a bit of stand-up it was laughable and by that I mean I didn’t laugh. And to think that this clown is a potential Labour leader.
I watched a little but couldn’t bear it. He reminded me of an immature, prematurely promoted “Head of” in a third rate corporate hive giving a second rate powerpoint presentation to a lot of other immature, prematurely promoted numpties. The kind of high-pitched, slightly plaintive, management babble lampooned in The Office. David Brent without the beard and a bad haircut for the New Labour Experiment. The only sparkling aspects of his performance were his greedy little piggy eyes alight with ruthless self-serving ambition.
The fact that this squeaky-voiced Nazi thug without a uniform could become a cabinet minister in a British government, even amongst New Labour’s filth and corruption, astounds me.
Very well put!!! It doesn’t astound me though, nothing does anymore. It merely depresses and angers me.
Did you not see him just after he’d finished his Round Britain Run? He announced that he would be moving into politics in a few years time, as a foamy-mouthed lefty and that he didn’t care what position of power he was allocated just as long as he could stick it to the Right. Twat.
He’s got an awful long wait. It will test the faith of the folk oop North to have to vote for an over made-up drag queen.
No I didn’t but I thank you for that information. Just what we need, eh? Another foamy-mouthed lefty in a position of power using what little mental faculties are available to “stick it to the right”. Very constructive, very positive, very good for Britain – not. As you rightly say – a twat.
Ah, the Left – the very antithesis of the equality and fairness they are always bleating about.
Said the frothing and foaming Nationalist
Er, not frothing and foaming. Quite calm and determined, as your type will find out when push comes to shove.
Is “Nationalist” yet another ad hominem pejorative from New Labour? From the party that introduced devolution to pander to Scots and Welsh Nationalists, not expecting it to backfire with quite so much SNP hatred for New Labour? Hmm, another mixed message from the mouthpiece. The Scots and the Welsh can have national pride and demand self-determination but the English can’t. The hypocritic reality of New Labour’s supposed equality and fairness. You won’t try to justify that inequality and unfairness though, you will just hide behind your sneering ad-hominem one-liners.
Still, I suppose it does demonstrate your evident hatred of and discrimination against the English. And to think some of you are English yourselves. Quislings to the Nazi Party that calls itself New Labour.
And of course anyone who disagrees with you, who dares to dissent, is a frothing and foaming mouthed, Daily Mail reading, Little Englander, Nationalist, blah, blah, blah. More prejudice, racism, bigotry and discrimination from the party of supposed equality and fairness that has to pass laws and use its suborned police goons to shut people up.
Sic Semper Tyrannus.
Eddie Lizzard is not funny
Eddie Izzard is a Hasbeen and is only still around due to the US liberal nutcase in Hollywood who still giver him a job. Loser.
Serious point.
BBC needs to account for the inherent political bias in its radio 4 and BBC2 comedy strands.
And ‘we just can’t find right wing comedians’ won’t wash – not from an organisation which pays for and promotes them using money from the licence fee.
It’s not that they cannot find any right wing comedians, it’s more that they cannot find any right wing comedians that they cannot ban on politically correct grounds.
It is their thought police policies that prevent them from using right wing comics. Christ, they have even turned on their own now, by finally using their thought police fascism against Graham Norton when he described a graphic of a short haired fat woman as a lesbian. He was given an official written warning for that!
I suppose Graham Norton is just another “homophobic bigot” to them!
These fascistic PC puritans are like the Islamic Fundamentalist terrorist group in Algeria who went to war on any impure thought or deed. They started attacking (bombing and shooting) non-Islamic targets. then progressed to Islamic targets that did not meet their high standards of purity, before turning on themselves for any transgression of Islam, before annihilating themselves, the last member committed suicide as he realised that he was not a pure enough Muslim.
The BBC is now a laughing stock! Perhaps it will ban itself.
Deeeelicious analogy there Ned.
When Jo Brand gets it for not being a lezza, we’ll have come full circle in the hell of the BB/PC.
Nothing To See Here Just Another Fucking “Fruitcake Joining The Ranks Of Fruitcakes” Move Along ! Who The Fuck Does He Thing He Is ? He Is A Semi Famous Unfunny Transvestite Draggie The Voters Will Be Saying Edward Who ? Oh Him Off The Telly OOOOH NO We Dont Like Him He’s Weird !
Things can only get worse for Brown and Labour – unless Brown has some sort of turbo charged crystal ball – he might well go for a late October Election in an effort to limit the ‘damage’.
Yes! October the 29th
Campbell is a turd, he’s mentally unbalanced and he supports a shit football team
Gordon is a busted flush. The press should now start to focus on the the other two members of the New labour Triumvirate, Mandelson and Ed Balls.
The constantly complain about personal attacks on Gordon and others whilst engaging the most dirty personal attacks on their opponents.
They have to be exposed to Labour voters as merchants of spin, smear and lies.
Will the presss have the balls to catch them out and print it?
From The Mail – after the Sky and BBC interviews
“Later footage appeared of Mr Brown walking into a door – which will do little to quell rumours that his eyesight is failing, claims Mr Brown dismissed at the weekend”
Could happen to anyone. I walked into a door quite recently and my eyesight is fine.
Mind you, I was half pissed at the time.
No, it was the prescription drugs!
What footage? The BBC used to love showing footage of George Bush making a tit of himself, so what about the one eyed jock mong?
Did You See Browns Strop At The End Of Adam Boultons Interview ?
Fuck Me !Sulking Schoolboy Or What ?
No Way Will Adam Ever Get Him To Sit In The same Room Ever Again !
Oh And Kay Burley I Loved The Look You Gave At The end !
Trust me – if Ireland votes yes to Lisbon then Mandy will have ‘won’ – its all clear now the Election will be on Oct 29th if the Irish go for ‘it’.
What election? If the Irish vote yes tomorrow, Blair will be appointed as OUR President by this Christmas.
Sorry that should read, Blair will be our DICTATOR by this Christmas.
This must be why traffic wardens and other assorted “civil enforcement officers” have been recruited to replace the police, with PACE cards and the powers to arrest, detain, enter property and everything else the police do, to take over the police role when the police are drafted into a military defence force to help the army impose a totalitarian dictatorship under President Blair. They have been planning to fight a full scale civil war in this country, and the trigger is happening now. Civil control in Iraq and Aghanistan were just practice. They will be bringing that violence back to OUR streets soon.
For fuck’s sake Ireland, VOTE NO!
Fucking hell, why the fuck didn’t more people listen when we so-called conspiracy theorists were warning everyone of this over the last 20 years!
S.F.O. huge investigation into B.A.E. corruption both financial and political is going to cover the Czech Republic
It’s being referred to Baroness Scotland the A.G.
Mandelson is business secretary
join the dots
so much for the Czechs holding up Lisbon then
has she got a new cleaner yet?
No idea.
But if you think the Czech Government wants this to be a long drawn out investigation into political corruption or that an Attorney General mired in Scandal is not vulnerable to Mandelsons armtwisting or that he doesn’t have many influential contacts in the EU to blackmail the Czechs, then you probably think it was a co-incidence Mandelson decided to change Policy on internet piracy and ISP’s after a meeting on a yacht with one of Hollywoods anti-piracy evangelists.
Pray that the Irish vote NO tomorrow, or watch the final hours of our Sovereign Isle stripped, broken up and given away to the EU dictatorship.
Blair will be imposed upon us as a dictator.
There will be blood in the streets.
who is this chap , Didnt he play for spurs?
I am pleased that the Sun is NOT whole heartedly backing Dave. So far all Dave has done is say that he is not Gordon and he has tried to be the friend of all he meets whatever they think or believe. Until Dave comes out and tells us what he is about I shall reserve my voting intentions, other than it will definitely not be Labour or the Liberals.
Dave has to do/ be 2 things ,
1 he aint gordon
2 promise a vote on the eu treaty
Agreed. Referendum on Lisbon Treaty even if it has already been ratified.
1 – agreed
2 – he’s already said he won’t do this.
Ireland will vote YES. Dave has said he won’t bring it to the people in that case.
Oh how disappointing a Tory government is looking even 9 months before they take power…
WRONG
(2) He has stated HE WILL DO THIS..
stop bullshitting Cuse
Dave has said that all four of the following must happen for the tories to drop their referendum on the LISBON Treaty.
1) the Irish have to vote yes
2) the Czechs have to ratify
3) the Polish have to ratify
4) it has to placed in rome fully ratified by ALL member countries.
IF all those happen before the next general election, then there will be NO POINT in a referendum as it will already be active in law. In fact the Lisbon Treaty itself amends earlier treaties in such a way as to prevent any nation from delaying any future treaty, or rejecting future treaties with referenda.
If Lisbon is ratified by all nations, (and labour have already ratified and placed the ratification in Rome), then having a referenda on it will be as pointless as a village parish council having a referenda on whether to change the nation’s income tax rate.
The next Tory government would not have the power to amend or change or reject the treaty AT ALL.
So what is the point of spending tens of millions of pounds on a national referenda on something that could not be changed whatever the outcome?
The tories have said that they would not leave the matter there and only they know what they mean by this.
I am NOT pre-guessing them, nor am I holding my breath that it would be anything remotely useful.
IF Ireland votes no and we can have the tories introduce their referendum, then great. If the Irish vote yes and ratify, alongside Poland and the Czech republic, then I believe we are screwed.
The only thing that could get me voting tory then would be an explicit promise to hold an EU, in or out? referendum with a promise that they will campaign to pull out!
However, I have read in various places that after Lisbon is law, that such a campaign would be illegal under EU law under the newly appointed EU dictator.
So who knows. For now I am praying for the NO vote to win.
Blair wouldn’t get away with the lies and spin which he used to justify the Iraq war if he tried it now.
What killed Dr Kelly was that he had no access to the media and no right of reply whilst Campbell had complete control of the narrative.
The Blogosphere now provides the right of reply and exposes liars and bullies for what they are.
Don’t you believe it. Yesterday Gordon said we were fighting Terrorists in Afghanistan, NOT one member of the press picked him up on this blatant but public mood manipulating LIE.
And we now have the IRAN making weapons of mass destruction and a British PM standing alongside a new American president saying we will NOT let them get away with it. This is a word for word, action by action replay of Bush, Blair and Iraq. We have been here before but the press are Not questioning this.
Smears, sleaze and lies – it’s all in Labour’s D-N-A.
thank gooodness call me Dave isn’t going along with this and sees through the smears, sleaze and lies
we don’t talk about expenses that doesn’t count
The only difference this time is that Iran really DO have weapons of mass destruction. They have extensive stocks of chemical and biological weaponry.
However, they are legally entitled to them.
What they do NOT have are any nuclear weapons. According to the IAEA, there is NO EVIDENCE that they are even trying to get any. ALL their nuclear material is under permanent, constant IAEA surveillance. NONE of it has been removed (for further enrichment) and none of it is of a level of enrichment required to manufacture a nuclear warhead.
NONE of their centrifuges are capable of enriching uranium to the level of that required to manufacture a nuclear warhead.
The so-called “secret” facility that Iran told the IAEA about last week is NOT operational and was not scheduled to be operational for another 18 months. Under the terms of the nuclear non-proliferation treaty that Iran is a signitory of, Iran did NOT have to notify the IAEA about this facility until 6 months before it was due to be operational, They had another year in which to do so. So, contrary to media hype, there has been NO hiding of this facility and the UN has been notified that it can be inspected at any time and it will be monitored permanently in the same manner as the existing facilities.
You will not get this truthful, unbiased, fact based information reported widely in the mainstream media. Just like the run-up to the invasion of Iraq, one would find very rare snippets of truth by independent free-lance journalists expressing the horror of mid-level intelligence officers who would state that what Blair and the top brass were saying was blatant lies and could NOT be corroborated by anyone on the ground either in intelligence or the UN. Or there would be the occasional article by members of the UN itself trying for all their might to be heard above the din of hype and lies. People like Scott Ritter who has been proven to be utterly correct in his assertions that Saddam HAD been disarmed of his WMD and he posed NO threat to us, or his immediate neighbours (as the conclusion of the original, un-sexed up September dossier reported until Campbell chaired that infamous “presentation” meeting in Number 10 that turned a benign report into a 45 minutes from DOOM headline!)
Indeed the same mainstream media that cravenly and supinely went along with and blatantly propagandised for the same lying politicians are just doing it all over again!
We in the blogosphere are much bigger and more powerful than we were in 2003. It is time we had OUR voice heard.
Do NOT let them get away with it AGAIN!
Dr Kelly Was Not Very Good At Public Interview And Was Humiliated By Scumbag Politicians On Tv With All The World Watching !I Wonder Who Gave Thjem Their Line Of Questioning ? That Ended In The Death Of The Only Honest Man In The Whole Pack Of Lies !
Sicide Or State Murder ? Will We Ever Find Out ?
Let’s not forget the role in Dr Kelly’s death of the posturing egotistical arrogant bullying t*rd Andrew Mackinlay MP, a man who would regard those preceding epithets as a compliment, a man so cowardly that he is standing down at the next general election to avoid a thrashing.
Yes his involvement has been well downplayed..I wonder why?
The beating up he gave Dr Kelly was disgusting.
I think Dr Kelly described him as an “utter bastard”. Understatement I think.
Standing Down We Should Be Stringing Him Up ! Bastard ! Lets Hope The Truth Comes out And These Shithouse Lying Scumbags Get Their Day In The Hague !
Oh Guido.
You’re becoming a frightful irrelevance.
You’re now reduced to “Come and have a go if you think you’re hard enough” tirades just days after you were humiliated after being shown to be so utterly wrong about Brown and his alleged use of pills (For those of you who just hang on Fawke’s every word – remember – the mad man who made up the “Brown is on anti-depressants” admitted as much this week. He just made it up.)
What’s the matter?
Has Mr Coulson stopped cuddling you?
Fail.
Nearly 2,500 posts on this blog yesterday.
that’s the election in the bag then
No the Sun did that yesterday.
course it did
that’s why they had also said Brown would win the election and win big
because they are that good
Derek, why do you call yourself Cuse? Is that the name of one of Kate’s boyfriends?
*guffaws*
he’ s a poor ex-cuse for talent
Mr Cuse do view Brown’s interview with Marr.
He did not directly rebutt the question “Are you taking pills etc”
Brown dissembles. He is on pills. Trust me I am a doctor.
But which ones!?
It’s short for “X. Cuse”. Which is short for “I like excuses”. Which really (I say that ironically in this context of simulated reality) is short for “I am a pathetic little excuse of a person”.
A rose by another name…
Cuse: Are you on pills or just rent boys?
I’m surprised Mr Twat that you didn’t manage to leverage Mandelson into your post, such is the level of your banal offensiveness.
I’m glad you’re so comfortable with the sexuality of the incoming Cabinet.
this blog is the now the property of the Conservative Party for the period of the Conference and we will take measures to silence dissent
anyone who dares criticise Cameron will have a minion parrot Hoon, Draper, Labour Troll, or one of the many devastating replies their tiny drone minds can muster in the absence of intellect
you have been warned cripples!
KRRRAAAAWWWK! KRIPPLEKRIPPLEKRIPPLE! (ping) (splash) WHEELCHAIR!
He he we don’t do dat in de Labour Prty cos we got eduction
He didn’t quite put it that way. He said he had inferred it from stories he had been told both about Brown’s behaviour and about stories concerning dietary advice issued to Brown’s hosts.
But you are quite correct to say that there is no proof that the story is true.
And I am quite entitled to think that Brown is a deeply disturbed person.
Cuse, it’s been obvious for years that Brown’s ‘little idiosyncrasies’ are extrapyramidical. The rumour circulated first in the mainstream media, as any trawl will show. Go and take some painkillers, you oh so obviously need some. BTW – has anyone told you you go really ‘shrill’ when you’re terrified?
Yeah, but cuse, the WOMAN who has verified that Brown is on medication (who will not reveal herself for fear of losing her job) is very real.
You FAIL!
“Emperor of Dirt We Will Make You Hurt”
Guido’s A Poet And We Didn’t Know It !
Da Lie_Bore, – dey is all washed up !
Da Lie_Bore, – dey is all washed up !
Da Lie_Bore, – dey is all washed up !
De Massa, – he am washed up too !
Can’t we make something out of ‘big’ Al Campbell, like they used to on Blue Peter?
Like a replica of the Great Wall of China or a large bucket of manure??
I wished he’d been done earlier
…oh, and is there a link between Burnley loving Campbell and the benpee??? Keep digging
How pathetic – all the little Labour supporting wanker trolls cuming here to drip their silly comments – mere boys and gals trying to impress their puppet masters. Get ready for opposition – a very long opposition – and when you have grown up why you too can vote against the Marxist scum
I Played Rugby Union for Years And Used To Love Watching It
But A Few Years Ago, The England Team Employed This Turd Campbell As A Press Officer On A Tour Of New Zeland !
I Have Never Watched A Game Since And Dont Intend To Ever Again
Oh And Now We Have Cheating In The Sport !”The Biggest Slug Leaves The Longest Trail” !
No they didn’t, the B & I Lions, or basically Clive Woodward, who has his loopy moments, involved cambell. Not a success with the troops, but Woodwards’ whole plan for the tour was flawed.
Once nulab realise every mention of campbell is going to be followed by the Dr. K word, he will be sent back under his rock anyway.
BBC Radio 5′s phone-in after 9am this morning is “do newspapers wield too much political influence?” The studio guest is Alistair Campbell who rarely seems to be off the BBC this week.
Isn’t it strange that the BBC are trying to make an issue of this just as The Sun dumps Labour and switches it’s allegiance to the Tories?
The media outlet that wields far too much influence in this country is the BBC. Their craven and blatant support for Labour in recent years has been a disgrace.
Cameron needs to sort out this feather-bedded nest of cockroaches as soon as he gets in next May.
Like I said above, the BBC is a parody singularity!
isn’t strange that various production staff at the BBC have decided to ‘ask’ Campbell on? Another waste of public money.
An act of desperation in an attempt to sway those voters who are having second thoughts. Wheel the bully out.
Yes and I’ve asked the BBC about their support for Labour, but silence from the BBC.
I think Campbell’s right.
I know for a fact that 3 million people avidly search this site every day to read my contributions.
Or, he’s talking utter Bollox.
Don’t think we need a vote.
Coming……..
Thanks but leave your personal stuff at the bedroom door , Some do have standerds here
Fawkes will you go after Dave ( if he gets in ) like you do gordon ?
If Cameron acts like a mong, goes back on promises and treats the people of England like cashpoints then I hope so.
agreed ( i aint a tory supporter but i want labour out)
what do you mean if ?
Blair is a mong and a twat
Cameron acts like and is heir to Blair
While “is” is contained in “acts like” by an accident of steganography, that does not license the inference to “is” from an “acts like”. Ducks being excessively popular due to recent high-profile ponds and troughing, compare “estrogen” and “estrogenic” for example – if you’re spunky enough.
As usual, the trolls’ names give them away – they might just as well call themselves Dumbo or Pinocchio and be done with it.
The infernence is drawn from his own words not my interpretation
At a dinner with newspaper executives on the eve of his address, he took the comparison a step further. “I am the heir to Blair,” he said. If his hosts were in any doubt about what they had heard, Mr Cameron repeated the mantra. He also said that a Cameron Tory Government would not reverse all of the Blairite reforms in the public services
That he would act in accordance with his own stated belief is merely common sense that you lack since you prefer to cling to the ludicrous semantic minutia commonly found in truth-challenged spinners unhappy with the facts
Play all the pointless grammatical anal diversions you wish it won’t stop him being a Blairite twat or you being a pompous fool
I hope so – I hope there will be less to “go after” (I’m an optimist), but whoever is in government needs to be held accountable and I’m all for Mr Fawkes taking Dave to task.
Guido’s whole reputation and personal income are dependent on persecuting the scum!
Maybe he could get a job as a newspaper boy!
No mercy for the merciless!!!!!!!!!!!!
I will be glad when it is all over (this guv). It is unmissable and I waste too much time following it!
Twist the blade, G.
More dirt on Ali Campbell in the Sunday Times this weekend I hear.
yes??? what?
the mn said dirt!
what is it you don’t undersand??
Didn’t you go to schol?
O/T Anti-terrorist police have raided a house in Nelson, Lancashire.
Here we go again……
If people will insist on overfilling their dustbins, what do they expect?
Any link?
It is true some are not sure about Dave but the a fucking clear they hate the labour gov and they detest gordon
Ho hum
Campbell doesn’t seem to have realised that he can spin all he wants because people can see him for what he is. A liar, in fact why doesn’t he do us all a favour and just shut up, hasn’t he realised just how boring the same old new Liebor rubbish has become.
Cambell has joined the Z list celebrity ranks of Stephen Pound, Esther Rantzen and Edwina Curry etc etc – on Game Shows and Reality TV, submitting newspaper “feature articles” and doing anything which will give them some a few quid in expenses and some publicity to try revive dead careers.
I am dead. The botox lives on.
was Mr Punch modelled on Stephen Pound’s face?
We have ‘Alchi Ada’ as Brown refers to Al-Qaeda maybe we should refer to Campbell as Alchi Ali
Alchemical Ali?
Comdy Ali surely?
If Labour are kicked out ( i fucking hope so ) what will they call thelmselves next time ? “really new labour” “no more boom and bust labour”
Slave Labour
Continuity Labour. They are, after all, insurgents.
Hard Labour after a Pregnant Pause Labour
All lalour in fain…
..or even all labour in fain
or how about all labour in vain ….
The Sun ain’t all that.
Dr David Kelly a true hero, the man who stood up to the Russians over their secretly held chemical munitions, and the Iraqi thugs when hunting their ‘phantom’ stockpile.
He was a man who knew the truth about Iraq’s non existent weapons, which of course was contrary to the lies of Balir and his bullying liar in chief Campbell.
He was appalled the Government was using lies to take the country into war in the same casual systemic way they used lies to discredit the Tory Party, or to tell us children were becoming cleverer.
Dr Kelly was thrown to the press wolves by No 10′s press unit, and threatened with the loss of his pension by civil service yes men, desperate for Blair and Campbell’s approval.
It says everything about the depraved nature of the BBC that bullying, lying, bloodsoaked Campbell is now a permanent fixture on its airwaves.
Facilitate the death of a British hero who code was honour, duty, and country, and the BBC will fawn over you.
Its no wonder Labour want Campbell back in harness with mortgage fraudster Little Lord Sodomite.
Labour know if you tell repeat a lie often enough it sinks in.
Lets hope Labour does actually win: let them take the country to economic ruin and call the IMF in.
The subsequent election a couple of years later should see a huge Tory win, unless of course the electorate is truly as infantile as NeoLabour and the hate filed liars and criminals Mandy, Campbell, McBride, and McDoom believe it to be.
Good points. Dr Kelly has never been given any postumus award for sevices to his country or humanity. Perhaps Dave will rectify this?
I’d alternate dog walking routes from now on if I were you!
Fourth Plinth!
So every time a child asks its mum who that funny-looking, bearded statue is of, she can say: ‘There used to be this thing called the New Labour Party, and he was a good man who…’
Post 181 is the best post I have read on this site.
Dr Kelly should get a posthumous knighthood.
A great photo of Harriet in the SUN today.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2661984/Harman-lashes-out-at-The-Sun.html
It’s Rik Mayall, another millionaire socialist!!!
Dear me. Not a very flattering picture at all, and the comments aren’t flattering either. The Sun really is gunning for the government.
Or Gurning even
I call it the “Ainsworth Sneer”.
I’m glad hes’s back – and I want Blair back too as he suggested on TV yesterday. That way, the whole lot really responsible for ruining Britain get dumped on together at the next election, when the only real unknown is if they will finish second or third.
On that point I get the feeling there will be much bigger turnout than usual, which itself will speak volumes. Most of the apathy non-voters feel is because they aren’t hurting enough to think they can make a difference. I fear Bruin and his cronies have woken a sleeping giant the likes of which we haven’t seen for decades.
SFO investigate & prosecute Bae.
More scorched earth politics from the liberal left.
This vindictive action will all but destroy the biggest manufacturing business in the UK.
When abroad, British companies must do “what the Romans do” – & certainly try to match what the French & Russians are doing in the Defence procurement business.
This action is the dying gasps of the hard left in power, as McStalin loses control he will increasingly be dragged to the far left by the loony left in his party – a loony left that will see Britains manufacturing base destroyed for their ideology & leaving Great Britain at the mercy of foreign developers & manufacturers for our countries defence products.
The liberal left – that cabal of treasonous international marxists has to go.
And to cap it all it is the discredited Baroness Scotland who will decide whether to prosecute.
Priceless.
I bet there was some shagging going on at the Labour conference, most of it anal but I bet a few of the slappers got nailed though.
definitely. all too old for me though.
Quite so. They had 12 years to make good on their ‘ethical foreign policy’ horseshit andclamping down on bribery but took the pragmatic decision that a few million quid in some fuckers dishdash pocket is a price worth paying for 20 billion quids worth of exports.
But now they’ve decided to further fuck up the GDP figures and employment figures in time for the Tories to get the blame.
They are beneath contempt.
Almost.
O/T Who Was The Blond That Stood On The Stage At The LPC Declairing Her LOVE For Alan Johnson ? How Embarassing She Must Have said It Four Times ! Hope His Wife Was Watching !
I hope her husband was watching.
GMTV presenter Fiona Phillips – bet she’ll regret that when Johnson loses his deposit in April
Sounds like she was after his ‘deposit’!
My grandchildren will remember these times told to them by their grandad how Brown & his addiction programme would ruin our country.
I hope I am not proved correct.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2009/sep/30/recesssion-uk-imf-recovery
….a license to print even more money.
‘Over 2009 and 2010, the fund estimates the UK will have a funding gap totalling £430bn. At 15% of GDP that is much higher than the 2.4% projected for the United States and the 3% for the eurozone.’
Uniquely placed indeed.
Jackass.
We are being fed a load of old tripe – with talk of green shoots and recessions end etc etc.
The recession ends when unemployment stops rising. Forget about two consecutive quarters of manipulated figures.
Go to the Telegraph and read this story and it’s told in a very different way. ie The IMF says the BoE will HAVE to continue with its QA programme to stay afloat! It doesn’t praise it – far from it!! It indicates we are on the verge of bankrupcy and in a wrose state than any other country in the world!!Well done Brown!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/financetopics/financialcrisis/6248223/Britains-215bn-a-year-funding-gap-the-worst-in-the-world-says-IMF.html
The weird thing is, the papers are still burying this sort of news when it should be headlines to prove the sheer incomptence of labour. But the msm are STILL protecting the govt. Why?
The Sun might run with that tomorrow.
Brown and the League of Jackasses that is the Labour government will no doubt declare them ‘unpatriotic’ if they do.
From the article
“indicated that the Bank of England would have to persevere with its radical Quantitative Easing (QE) programme for much longer in order to compensate for the debt famine.”
Well thats just tough on the £ and tough on the causes of the £. Is it priced in yet?
The only Green shoots I’m interested in at the moment is that Lucas bint with a rifle with its crosshairs trained on brown…
Paul Waugh has found an even better Brown mentalist vid:
http://waugh.standard.co.uk/2009/10/gordons-glower-new-vid.html
The stare at the end…
I didn’t notice it last night, but just before flouncing and after the stare of death, he says to Boulton – “See you.” Not in a way that says ‘Goodbye’ either.
I wanted to get that documented somewhere, because it was undoubtedly a threat by Brown. Says a lot about how they go about their business in the bunker
GUARDIAN JOBS
The Government is seeking to appoint up to 10000 Diversity Coordinators to its flagship Foyer programme.
Salary £125000 – £145000
Disabled black lesbians desirable but not essential
I think you forgot to mention . . . . ” and dyslexic wiv ADH “
doubt I’ll need it but possible fallback position.
When The Sun withdraws its support the game is up … and New Labour know it.
I think Brown is showing all the symptoms of dementia, seriously, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agitation_%28dementia%29
Brown is a demented sociopath. He can’t stand it when things go against him.
Maybe in private, but in public too? That shows that he cant do anything about his behaviour
Surely the sociopath can turn on the charm when he/she needs to?
The sociopath’s charm begins to fade rapidly when they don’t get their own way.
That only works on a ‘fresh’ audience. The entire UK now knows what a lunatic he is. As do the leaders of the G20.
Would also explain the insomnia and completely forgetting about his ‘life’ before the onset of dementia, i.e. He doesn’t realise how ridiculous he looks, he can’t remember
“the person will regress into extremely childish behaviors and may have great trouble performing many routine physical activities.”
“a condition of chronic insomnia may indicate that a person is beginning to suffer from dementia and should be checked out immediately by a physician, especially if they are a woman beyond the age of 65.”
100% Brown has the early stages of dementia
And the anger at the painkiller/anti-depressant drug question, he’s on neither probably
Remember to give credit to Dr. Anon MD Guido
Look at this picture of Hattie, how many pints would it take?
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2663319/Labour-upset-at-The-Sun-after-newspaper-backs-Tories-instead.html
I think we’re into veterinary dosing here
Harman is trying to blame the Tories for all the lap dancing clubs that have sprung up over the past 10 years. I thought it was Labour that had been in government all that time?
Are the Orwellian Labour Party trying to completely re-write history?
It’s what they do. Anything to do with deceit – lying, cheating, stealing, dissembling, conning, re-writing history – New Labour can be relied upon. What you see is never what you get.
They are an absolute shower.
What do you think we’ve been doing for the past 12 years already?
45 Minutes. That was one of mine.
Walter Mitty. That was another.
Which date was Al’s comment made? 1997 or 2000?
From the Quote of the Day:
“On Monday, March 17, 2000 Alastair Campbell wrote in his diary…”
From this blog entry:
“Monday, March 17, 1997″
To Alisdair ‘I drink to forget what a c*nt I am’ Campbell all these St Patrick’s Days look the same after three bottles of whiskey and a handful of pills.
“Yes, we may be the underdog but we will not be bullied. This underdog is biting back.”
Hattie Harperson during a rant at The Sun. So they’re positionning themselves as the ‘underdogs’ … because they know that the Brits love a loser.
This is easily dealt with. Peter Mandelson’s £21k Patek Phillipe watch says all we need to know about ‘equality’ and New Labour.
Does it tell the time ? . . . or that he’s a tosser . ?
It’s not just his watch either. He bought an expensive property in London when his salary didn’t appear to cover the mortgage, he’s had dubious holidays on yachts, and he has been instrumental in smear campaigns, to name but three.
Not one of these people are fit to be in government.
And shall we ever find out where he’s gathered all his money from? Although it’s quite obvious that he’s become very rich through the taxpayer.
Labour = rob the poor to make themselves rich. Yes I can see gordon and mandy as King John and the Sheriff of Nottingham and Alastair Campbell as one of their henchmen.
And shall we ever find out where he’s gathered all his money from?
Oh he told Max Hastings one – it was “family money”. Interesting concept eh?
Of course, we don’t know *which* family, but my betting is that they keep it buried in an olive grove.
The “underdog” won’t be bullied alright. For 12+ years the “underdog” has been “top dog” and doing all the bullying.
Meanwhile the state of the nation (apart from for New Labour’s apparatchiks, commissars and client infrastructure) is a dog’s breakfast.
The spotty advisor oik who gave them the “underdog” script for the next sham performance of repeated soundbites from the “we all speak with one tongue and it is forked” Borg is a chump. They have held ruthless sway over everyone for 12 long years, bullying, lecturing, hectoring, spinning and lying. They are going to have to be dragged, kicking and screaming, from power.
That Rolex was not good enough then.
The vile Alistair Campbell is on BBC radio 5 right now. It’s supposed to be a phone-in but it’s more like the Campbell show.
Labour weren’t complaining when The Sun supported them. Now it’s switched to the Tories, Labour and the BBC are claiming the tabloids have too much political power.
…if the cap fits…..
12 years too late.
Is he talking about his depression again? Poor love. I guess he’s on anti depressants also? I think he’s almost admitted it.
His interview with Eddie Izzard on R4 was all me, me, me. The man is ghastly and extremely ‘chippy’.
I suppose gordon needs alastair campbell back because, with Damian’s, exit he no longer has anyone nasty enough to deal with the media for him.
No doubt alastair is going to try and do to adam boulton what he did to Dr David Kelly.
Best not to go for any autumn walks in the woods adam.
I’m sure Damian’s holed up in the woodwork somewhere. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
yes and half term is coming up so Damian will have a week to spare.
Their time is over.
Mandleson is only a presence within this rat arse of a government, becauee it is a rat arse of a government. He has neither the ability, intregity or acumen to exist anywhere else. Power brokers only thrive within a weak system, they exist by propping up weak people.
Campbell is the same, he will be no presence on the internet, the internet is open, mandleson and campbell have influence in the dark corners of this world, like all creppy crawlies, when you turn on the lights, they scurry away.
The internet hasn’t done it in for this rat arse of a government, selfish, self centred greedy judgement has done that.
The internet and bloggers like Guido have been able to expose it, and thrive on exposing it, because neither mandleson nor campbell or their like can control it.
Already moguls like murdoch are trying to force open the door of the internet, like microsoft the power of the internet has caught them all out, they have completely underestimated the effect on the developed world, of having a single person, who without a shed load of capital or influence, can expose news to millions.
The el politico now want to understand and use the internet, and hope to benefit by it. Well think again el politicos, here is a medium you will not be able to control, from here-on-in there will always be a Guido Fawkes, out there somewhere, reaching millions, exposing the hypocrisy. God Bless him and others like him
Sounded like the last line of the matrix at the end there
Things are bad.
The trolls have left the conference already.
Given up?
Let the rats get back to their holes.
President Blair ‘within weeks’
“He will be nominated by EU leaders in Brussels if, as expected, Ireland backs the hated Lisbon Treaty in tomorrow’s referendum.
A senior Government source said: “If we get a ‘Yes’ vote it will all move very, very quickly. Tony could be named by the end of October.” ”
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2663036.ece
So they won’t wait for the Czechs to ratify.
If the EU refuses to obey its own laws we have the right and the duty to withdraw unilaterally.
Could be the best thing to happen for Britain. With that fork-tongued nincompoop as President of Europe Cameron’s Tory government will have to do something. It will change the whole complexion of the European question in Britain. Blair is already a hate figure – as is the EUSSR. Combining the two will invoke a storm of hatred here that a Tory government could not ignore.
To be honest, the Labour party will be more appalled by this than anyone else.
Yes I was thinking that. Bliar as President with the lovely fragrant cherie as First Lady of EUSSR , mandy as his right hand man and alastair as his press officer.
Could you imagine a more loathsome quartet? It should nicely focus opposition to the EUSSR.
Will Brown be as keen to have meetings and be photographed with President Blair as he is with President Obama?
Possibly not.
I take it that the president of europe is a bigger cheese than the prime minister of the UK.
Mandy has been his right hand man for quite a while.
How is it possible to be the democratic President of all of Europe without one European citizen casting a vote?
Nothing more guaranteed to get the Irish too vote NO. hahahaha.
Nice one my SUN
Has Brown officially bottled the live televised debate with Cameron, or is he still pretending he’s going to do it?
I have decided what I’m going to do. I’m just not going to tell you.
No he has not made any specific comment. He is too busy at the moment saving the world. When the pressure is on, he has to be very careful how he apportions his time and cannot be diverted by trivialities.
Although sometimes he makes an exception for X Factor hopefuls and the like.
X-factor hopefuls? The kind of people who read The Sun you mean?
He can skip that in future. The Labour Party doesn’t need The Sun. they’re ripping it up on stage now.
It’s their go-to policy. The two-minute hate.
Lets all hate the bankers. Lets all hate the terrorists. Now its ‘Lets all hate The Sun’ readers.
Drink your victory gin or it’ll be room 101 for you laddie
I am disapointed with Peter Mandelston, I had a grudging respect for him as the Prince of Darkness, but after his own admission that in a heated exchange he used the insult “chump” he is now relegated in my my to the status of camp geography teacher who has caught some pupils putting pennies on the train line of a welsh minature railway – “you bunch of chumps, you may damage the 1/8 th scale locomotive”
I also believe that Campbell has only been bought back because he is the only perosn Brown and Mandelston know who has the wrist strength to get the top of vasoline and chutey jars
I’m gonna sue the arse of you Mr H. Flung-Dung.
so weak
Crambell is needed to “sexi up the dossers” in the foyers.
The BBC phone in this morning is a joke, the usual left wing tools bigging up the BBC and slagging Sky and the Sun.
You know the sort, very camp, take drugs and love a 9 year old boys backside.
Campbell wouldn’t come here as he’s probably only familiar with cut and paste and cannot think for himself.
The class war is back on
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1217214/Harman-class-war-attack-Osborne-inflammatory-speech-lap-dancing-bars-fox-hunting.html
Hurray. Fox-hunting.
Bingo!
It’s my passion
One of tests of being a decent person is whether you can tolerate things that you strongly dislike, but which do you no real harm, like (in Hattie’s case) hunting and lap dancing. If you feel they must be banned just because you strongly dislike them, you are a bigot. You will make an excuse such as ‘it is cruel to the fox’ or ‘it degrades women’ but really the problem is just that you find them disasteful.
“Dost thou think that, because thou art virtuous, there shall be no more cakes and ale?”
Wibble
O/t on the prime minsters “rage” is this the “moment ” like howerd deans heel yeah remarke or kinnocks embrassing moment ?
Naaaah. It’s just another in a long list of ‘moments’ from the Maximum Imbecile.
I’m going to STARE you down Adam, gggrrr, STARE YOU DOWN
( ok that is not working, lets go )
Oh bugger I’m still linked up to the mike, bollocks just rip it out, time for happy pills, repeat after me H-A-P-P-Y.
Every day, and in every way I’m getting better and better aren’t I nursie ?
Politics and the city during Nulabour have much in common. Both put aside the old, tested, reputable basis on which they had plied their trade for something flashy, new, of the age and frankly, shite.
With the City it was sound investment. Load of dreary old bollocks for the bowler hat brigade. What replaced it was a disguised ponzi scheme with the crucial disadvantage that’ unlike Mr Ponzi, the money did have to be paid back. By us.
With Nulab it was smoke and mirrors. Why shag yourself out actually achieving something, when it is so much easier to get a few slime balls to persuade us every thing is a raging success.
Is Eddie Lizzard now the face of Labour? He seems to be present at all the Labour big events these days, being all pally with Kinnock is probably taking things too far though.
Eddie Izzard. Even less funny then Ben Elton.
He’s a big Europhile. The fat сunt gets his kicks by wanking over the Lisbon Treaty.
OT
Just been over to the kcna website for another good belly laugh. You can see where Brown derives his frustration from. If only the UK’s meeja would report stuff like they do in North Korea…
At the opening of a swimming pool…
‘There has never been such bright prospect and abundant fruits in the history of building a great prosperous and powerful nation as today, he said. He earnestly called for bringing earlier the historic day when the people will beat the drum of triumph to declare the emergence of a great prosperous and powerful nation by increasing the speed of advance at this stirring time when a great victory is drawing near.’
Are you sure that isn’t straight from the BBC?
So when does Brown get sexed-up?
Some things are just not possible, surely. That’s a job that might take longer than 45 minutes…..
“Emporer of dirt we will make you hurt” Jesus guido, this kind of hubris doesn’t normally appear till after the victory is declared. And it han’t been yet!
“Come and spin on the web.” You complete tosser. Unlike your cronies, (useless city wankers who got us into this mess) the vast majority of the hard working people of this country are not hunched over a computer screen all day dribbling out bile and invective, (a single scan of your site would clearly show you are a world class receptacle of bitter and twisted minds) drooling over the tax cuts they can expect when our NHS and schools spending is slashed to fund them, and we are back once more to 1997 levels of slum provision. May I venture to predict that your crowing is a little previous and your eton chums will still be in the cold come the election. A subsequent referendum and coalition politics will keep you where you belong Howling in the Ether
Fuck off Dolly.
not got an arguement jonty?
we aint all tories here
I make it a policy never to argue with idiots. It saves so much time in a fast moving world.
Still not got an arguement jonty.
whats with the mcknob handle? Is this an indication of your age, nationality or sexual inclination?
Ok tajblue try this for a argument “you are a pointless stupid moron with all the potential of a dead fish on Brighton beach ,but with a much worse after taste!”
oh and can you stop dribbling out bile it’s marking the carpet dear child!.
Isn’t it great to have ones observations proven so true, so quickly.
Aren’t you supposed to be in the hall, linking arms and singing ‘The Red Flag’?
Do you seriously believe that a government that has economically raped the UK should be rewarded with re-election? Do you believe that rigging the voting system will be any more successful for Labour in the UK than it was in Scotland? Or the European elections?
Ask that arrogant, crimson-faced jackass Jack McConnell how well that turned out.
Someone mention rape? Oh yes please can I have some rent boys to go with my Liebour membership card?
I read that as “licking arms”
*shudders*
I’m not a member of any party, I’m just responding to Guido’s absurd hubris and the distinctly unpleasant types that seem to contribute to this website, but seeing as you ask, there aren’t any tories in scotland and not many in europe either.
Rigging the voting system I think is what happens when minority supported candidates get elected.
I do think you will find if you look a little further than your prejudice and bias that the rape of the country was carried out by those tories sitting in the boardrooms of the banks and finance houses, and were being cheered to the rafters by Guido and many contributors to this forum. remember the talk of the new economy and how we were leaving the old german and french models for dead! Guido and co and you got it so wrong, at least have the guts, honesty and humility to recognise the damage you wrought to the people and economy of this country. Masters of the Universe My Arse.
Horseshit.
Pure Labour lies.
Winston Smith would be proud.
Brown doubled UK national debt during the boom years to pay for 1,000,000 additional Labour boxtickers, bedwetters and bastards. That is why our deficit this year will be 15% of GDP. Because even in a ‘good’ year it was 6% of GDP. It is/was unsustainable.
That’s why we are uniquely fucked. That is why there will be another million added to unemployment before this is over. Because we can’t afford ‘em.
Browns fault. Labour’s fault.
Winston,
Sorry I was so caught up in the eloquence of your response that I didn’t quite see. Exactly where are the lies you accuse me of?
By the way it was thatcher and cronies that began the massive tick boxing exercise so prevalent in our public services.
The deficit is still lower than France and Germany and if the government hadn’t intervened, like every other country did, to rescue the banking system, we would have been plunged into a worse recession than the 30′s.
City wankers fault.
With Guido applauding hysterically from the sidelines, till things went tits up of course, then Guidos lies and spin took over.
it wasn’t city types who fucked northern rock, it was clueless fuckwits who took out mortages they couldn’t afford
it was brown not the tories who took all the money produced during the boom years and pissed it up against the wall because the one eyed scottish wanker thought he had abolished boom and bust, and even he had done so, all that money wasted produced absolutely fuck all
DD It was city types in charge at northern rock.
The money that went to government was the onl;y resource that wasn’t wasted. It was wisely spent on renewing the resources of our Schools, NHS and public housing stock.
All the rest went to those city wankers whose dull incompetence has put the country/world in its present parlous state.
If you are looking for someone to blame then blame the true perpetrators not the ones who have to clean up their mess!
Brown took billions and pissed it up the wall.
With the NHS, he just gave most of our money to Consultants and Drs who were already very well paid.
School education was, if anything, better in 1997, our armed forces were certainly stronger, growth and unemployment were better, housing was better, we were at peace, we were all a great deal freer and an uncorrupt Government was running a budget surplus. If the NHS has improved this is mainly due to advances in medicine, not the recruitment of 200,000 new managers. The only area of improvement, oddly, has been in crime, which we don’t hear about much.
Yes the mong keeps going on about the so called new jobs he’s created. What like black lesbian anal support officers on 50K a year? Oh yes very helpful. Governments don’t create jobs or wealth the private sector does. Only fucking mongs like Brown and the BBC don’t get that.
judging by the few posts I’ve viewed of yours, you seem to have an obsession with mongs, boys, rape and things anal. Is there something you wanr to tell the forum?
Schools and Hospitals were crumbling in 1997: someone should do a projection of what these would be like now, if tory policies had continued. it really does not bear thinking about.
Yes it would be nice not to have jihadists to deal with, but we do.
OK the World wide credit crunch has meant we are back to where we were under the tories, but major et al, had no such excuse, it was just their economic incompetence.
Uncorrupt government+ Brown envelopes? I dont think so.
By the way for Guido to use the deaths of troops as a device to have a pop at Campbell
Dare I suggest that guido’s comment is more of a challenge to Ali to try and spin his lies here.
..and talking of ”dribbling out bile”….carry on,you’re doing ever so well.
what would you know about hard working people?
how about all the indians your fucking government has brought in on ICTs to take british jobs
“Thousands of IT contractors in the UK are out of work or at risk of losing their jobs because of the Government’s own immigration system. Despite the ‘British jobs for British workers’ mantra, IT workers claim that they’re being displaced by cheaper Indian workers arriving in the UK on a scheme called the intra-company transfer visa. What’s more, the Government knows this is happening and the practice is taking place on some of their own large IT projects.”
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00myj91
40 years in employment DD allows me to comment on hard working people
Displaced IT worker are we DD?
Its not the indian workers that are your problem, but the city wankers who blew our wealth on bubble speculation, encouraged by guido and cronies with their snouts in the trough. And believe me their trough makes the MPs one look like a thimble!
40 years of full time employment allows me to comment.
Displaced IT worker are we DD?
Its not MY government, its our democratically elected government. Yours as well!!
Your problem isn’t Indian workers, but the city wankers who blew the countrys wealth on a speculative bubble, cheered every step of the way by guido and his cronies.
Your government was already importing tens of thousands of Indians on ICTs, who would not otherwise have been able to get work permits, *before* the banking crisis.
This is my new Liebore PR guide:
chumps – hoon – cuts
its really quite simple, repeat after me:
chumps – hoon – cuts
Labour have gone completely crackerbarrel over this haven’t they? They’re like the proverbial bullies who have been exposed for what they are. Just like any bully, they absolutely detest being bullied themselves. Ooh the indignation, the false bravado, the counter threats, the barely concealed anger that they’ve been challenged by someone just as powerful as themselves.
Just watch Mandy and Campbell get together with what is left of their media friends and start to dish the dirt.
Oh and Ali, forget the internet. It’ll be too little too late for you, and I have only two words to say on that matter……..Dolly Draper.
Mandy can forget about dishing the dirt. He’s going to be the man explaining what he was doing on rich Russian’s yachts very soon.
And the Sun might start a campaign about British rentboys for British homosexuals instead of importing Brazilian ones. Has Mandy got a photograph of his boyfriends passport?
Labour investment v tory cuts right ?
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6856194.ece
On Yahoo news this morning:-
“Mr Brown admitted that Labour would carry on spending. “We’re spending £30 billion next year. We will continue to spend more this year and next year. It’s sensible economics.””
Yes, Gordon. There, there.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6856194.ece
I wonder if Brown is aware of the story below? The Guardian have printed a very different story to mislead people but the telegraph gives the true picture and it’s dire. Why is this not headlines?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/financetopics/financialcrisis/6248223/Britains-215bn-a-year-funding-gap-the-worst-in-the-world-says-IMF.html
Brown is only concerned with the amount of chucky eggs his plastic chickens lay on Farmy Farm
And inspecting the droppings from his rocking-horse for prognostications.
Perhaps The Sun would like to print it.
It’s unbelievable how the grauniad has twisted the story and says the IMF have now given the BoE permission to print more money! How the heck do they arrive at that?
What the IMF actually say is that the UK will have no choice but to print more money because no fucker in his sober senses would lend us any money.
215bn quid ‘funding gap’.
That’ll be what we call a budget deficit.
We’re fucked.
The killing thing is that despite Brown down-playing (when he’s not bare-faced denying) the treasury drawing up plans for a 10% cut is that 10% ain’t near enough. 20% would be more like it. And 30% may actually be necessary.
£215bn deficit = 15% of GDP. We lead the world!
215bn quid = +30% shortfall on revenue.
We’re spending 30% more than we’re getting. This is considerably more than the 5-10% more we’ve been overspending since 2001.
And it’s slated to continue until 2013 at least.
To say we are fucked is an understatement. Selling gold at the lowest point in recorded history. That was fucked.
Running a one-off annual deficit of 30% of revenue that is utterly fucked.
But planning to maintain that level of deficit spending indefinitely with no published plan to get spending under control – that is Zimbabwe-fucked.
The one eyed mong is on with Toenails on BBC News 24, fuck me get Sian Williams back. Fucking Toenails is getting walked all over.
The mong refuses to use the word CUTS, we get efficency savings instead.
Toenails you are fucking useless.
It is because of Labours belief that Twitter, for example, will win them the election that they have spent thousands of Government money promoting Sarah Brown, to the level where she is now apparently the biggest twitterer in the UK.
Labour have used “hard working families” money on this PR lady. The Government set up her blog, under the Number 10 masthead (from the Prime Ministers office), during the G8, as a vehicle on which they could post hundreds of photos of her with Obama’s wife. naturally the blog was linked to from the Number 10.gov site.
Even now there is a link from the Government website to a Flikr photo gallery that consists almost entirely of photos of Sarah Brown – anyone would think she was the PM.
The use (and misuse) of taxpayer money to promote this Labour PR machine is as blatant as the massive increase in the communications allowances for MP to send propaganda to the electorate.
I see the C.U.N.T.S on the BBC are spinning the lie that soldiers are simply having to buy their own kit to be more fashionable.
Only fucking gay leftie beeboids could think that soldiers want to buy kit you have to work and live with 24/7 is for a “fashion statement”
No you fucking beeboid scum, you might think trousers with a zip in the arse is great for bumming in public but soldiers are spending money on decent kit because the shit that the one eyed fucking mong and that shit Ainsworth provide is so crap.
Fuck off you BBC bummers.
Watch out for further spin from the Brown Broadcasting Corporation that support from The Sun isn’t what it used to be.
I think it was that intellectual goliath Ainsworth that said that in an interview with the beeb.
Spot on,Bob..you’ve just earned yourself a place in the hearts of the Military.
If I were Bob , the next time I am on a “flying visit” to Afghanistan I would follow the same procedure as the Prime Mentalist the last time he was there:
Have all the ammunition on the FOB confiscated from every British soldier 2 hours before arrival & do not give it them back until your helicopter has left the base & reached operational altitude.
Ainsworth is a sub shop steward – appointing him was & is a gross insult to the armed forces – as it was meant to be.
I was an excellent shop steward at the Jag. The fact that Browns Lane, Cov. has now been bulldozed had nothing to do with me.
No need to remove the ammunation, if that C>U>N>T Ainsworth supplied it the stuff probably wouldn’t work anyway.
Wheres the link?
Brown is considering using Action Man Peter and Action Man Edward to invade Harriets 3 Story Barbie Dream House in order to impose efficiency savings and reduce the pink plastic pony nut consumption
Brown says “Look how long Stretch Armstrong gets when I pull on him!”
I am dyslexic, which is of course why I supprot the Liebore Parteh.
That’s why the supposed 47 marathons in a row was actually only about 20 x 26 miles…….
399th , 400th , 401st
an each way bet……. how much did you win?
£15
15 Euros surely
Euros are for Europeons
O/T
http://newsvote.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8284410.stm
‘UK Factory Activity Sees New Dip’
So more Green Shoots for Brown to crow about? Sterling falls through the floor and what happens? Diddly Squat.
We’re f*cked I tell ya, f*cked.
that was a -0.4% rise in manufacturing output.
Oh god comrades – there’s the Aslef union comrade on the stage – reminding us all of the utter ruin that these people cause.
“Comrades,Conference,Mr Stalin,sorry Mr Broon,
We must strike,every day forever – why?
Cos it makes sense dunnit?
Comrades,we must rise up to ensure we completely fuck the train system back to it’s state in the ’70′s
Join me today in banning any driver from having to drive their trains more than 450 yards – any further is tantamount to a major health and safety risk.”
I am now off to have 3 pints on expenses and then check my £70K has been paid into my rotten bank account”
Gordon just can’t leave those bogies alone.
http://www.daylife.com/photo/05Lc6XI7G76uT?q=gordon+brown
Excellent, I bet it was a tasty one as well. Have you tried bogey and chewed nail omlette? yum yum.
A bit of OT but… did anyone notice that last night on Newsnight, when asked by Paxman about the Sun “defection” story, Lord Mandelson brushed it off as:
“A small earthquake. No one dead.”
Utterly tasteless or what, given the prevailing headlines? If anyone else had said this, Mandelson would be demanding their head.
Proof (well the blatant sophistry of his entire interview was proof) that even Peter the Crab is not quite the nimble-footed masterful media player he thinks he is – just looks good when in the company of the PM and Blinky Balls.
The BBC won’t run with it, but if a Tory toff had said it the drug addled beeboids would be banging on about it all day.
That’s true.
+++Labour Chumps With The Hump+++
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2663319/Labour-upset-at-The-Sun-after-newspaper-backs-Tories-instead.html
Looks like they’ve banned the Balls “speech” from iplayer – no trace of it anywhere.
Hope Comical Ali does come on this blog and slug it out with the Guidoionistas because when all’s said and done, Comical Ali’s a loser.
I’m sure he could find 45 minutes to spare a few Words of Mass Deception.
Aint worth it live (?) on conference TV as I write – can hardly string a sentence together.
He still can’t believe he was ever made a Defence Secretary – as can J Smith etc.
But then,as with everything in Brown’s Britain,you can be guaranteed total and utter mediocrity wherever you look across the land.
This man could not be trusted to give you the time of the next train departing from platform 10 – Labour’s Gravy Train.
A shiver runs down my spine when watching this nothing.
it aint labours fault its America, the banks , thatcher , the torys , the media
I’m amazed that the media haven’t crucified Ainsworth for suggesting on the BBC this morning that soldiers are moonlighting in order to buy ‘extra kit’ to make them ‘look good’.
Because the BBC hate our forces. Look back to the Falklands war where the Huhnes at the BBC gleefully betrayed our guys time and time again. I think it was Sandy Woodward in him memoirs who said he wanted to shoot the BBC. Don’t we all?
Ainsworth is an incompetent C>U>N>T, most soldiers would rather put a bullet in him and the one eyed mong than they would Bin Laden.
What cowards like Ainsworth don’t get is the shit you are issed with is fine for crap like guard duty or the odd few days in the field, but if you’ve got to wear stuff 24/7 in the sweltering heat you want the best gear you can get.
Of course the faggot boy drug users at the BBC or Liebour party wouldn’t know that.
I cannot believe that the fat Hoon was daft enough to suggest that.
I can however believe that our “uniquely funded” and “impartial” BBC would let him away with it.
The forces are not having an easy time in Afghanistan.
Apparently the Afghans don’t want them there and are firing bullets and mortars at them as well as laying mines and murderous booby traps.
The terror of waiting for an attack, sometimes for days on end is said to be an incredible eye opener.
But how would the British react to a bus load of Afghans setting up near their home and calling in air strikes on their friends and neighbours?
According to the armchair warriors tapping in to this site helicopters are the answer.
Perhaps helicopters would alienate the Afghans all the more. They’re a really tough lot and they’ve been at war for thirty years, ah well.
What’s the conservitudes position on Afghanistan?
In out, in out, shake it all about, probably.
Afghanistan?
I’m more concerned with the Labour liars that got us embroiled in a war in Iraq. You know, the ones who hounded David Kelly to his death and then rigged an inquiry to proclaim that they were entirely innocent of sexing up a document.
Even though all the evidence was that they had indeed ordered that the document be re-written to give them a plausibly deniable excuse for their insane war.
‘That document gave us cause to believe…’
‘Well that’s hardly surprising – you practically dictated that document’.
But they banned fox-hunting. Which is what’s really important eh?
Fox?
Fox?
hmmm……….
Ah yes now it’s coming back…
hmmm……….
What was it?
Rumsfeld, Cheney, Murdoch,
Operation Eye Racky Freedom
oh yes of course
FOX NEWS,
proprietor Woo part Murder Ock
The biggest war cheerleaders of all time.
Didn’t they back McCain too?
Here’s a clue, chump –
Do ye ken John Peel, with his coat so grey,
Do ye ken John Peel at the break of the day,
Do ye ken John Peel though he’s far, far away
Wi’ his horse and his hounds in the morning….
So you’re saying that its bleeding obvious that a war in Afganistan would be a mighty big mess?
Hairy Afghans are very scary.
In out, in out, shake it all about.
It’s the Sun wot spun it.
Innit?
We should get out of Afghanistan right now, who really gives a fucking shit about towel heads anyway? Do you see the lesbian left sisterhood campaigning for Muslim women around the world? Nope so why the fuck are British soldiers dying for this scum?
If we know where Bin Liner is just nuke the place. Labour would give him asylum here anyway and Mandy would want to ream his arse.
We are in Afgh’ because that’s where the terrorists who fucked new york came from.
If we leave, the taliban will be back and will get every islamo-fascist they can get their hands on to set up terrorist training camps, and there’ll be plenty of “british” muslims who will flock there to get trained up to bomb us again, like the fuckers did to London.
Our real problem is that we are too soft; we need to get more Roman (ancient) in our outlook and be ruthless enough to win.
Just to make it clear, I’m thinking “Carthago Delenda Est”
I aspire to mediocrity.
You’ll have to raise your game considerably to achieve that dizzy height you slag
I ave hinceased hour elicopter howers
I were an ace shop steward at the Jag. You know, the plant in Browns Lane, Cov. that’s been knocked down.
Campbell – Bully and liar
Mandelson – Bully, liar, transparent and vain
Balls – Bully, delusional, vain, repellent, very large hat size
Brown – Bully, delusional, spendthrift, vulnerable and ill
Vaz – Twat
Succinct
And pretty accurate.
I’m not having that. Mandleson is not transparent. That only happens in direct sunlight.
At last, the chickens are coming home to roost.
I look forward to a steady drip, drip of revelations about the Campbell years, not just because I want him to understand the depth of contempt that decent people feel for his lies and spinning, but because I want the memory of it to linger around politics for a very long time, as a warning to others.
The events surrounding Dr Kelly’s death (and I apologise to his family for the distress caused by bringing this up again, but his good name should be revived and his reputation restored), the Jo Moore “good day to bury bad news”, the manipulation, the threatening, the systematic deceiving of the electorate must be layed bare and made plain to all. Many journalists have kept quiet about things out of fear – now it’s payback time. Bring it on….
The likes of Campbell and his disgusting methods must never be allowed in politics again.
Thing is Alistair Campbell is a limp wristed wimp, all these so called political bullies are. If the media employed real men rather than the backside fanciers they use at the moment Campbell would have had his teeth punched out years ago.
It’s not so much physical fear, as fear of not getting access to information – of being frozen out of the loop. Now Campbell and his Nulab henchmen are all but history, so it doesn’t matter so much. Like I say, payback time.
Fine if Liebour don’t give you the info then just keep quoting the worst rumours and lies. That damages them more.
Campbell is still a physical coward though.
Most bullies, when it comes down to it, are physical cowards. I think we’ll now learn wether Campbell is also – as I suspect – an intellectual coward as well.
Comical Ali is not just a loser, he was Chief Assistant & enabler to a war criminal.
I truly hope for the lads who have lost their lives in in pursuit of Labours “ethical foreign policy” & for Dr Kelly’s family that Comical Ali answers for his subservience to war criminals in the Hague.
And the Pravda BBC seem to think Comical Ali is a fit person to give regular employment to on R4?
The bbc need teaching a lesson and that lesson would be best served by stopping the licence fee a.k.a. bbc tax.
The conference camera’s are focused on Brown – waiting for the finger to nose to mouth moment
In a Thick Ankled Middle Aged Frump Interesting Competition, Sarah Brown would be jostling for 4th place with Cherie Blairs sister.
That this man Ainsworth is allowed to have ANY bearing on the lives of our soldiers is shocking – if I were to die for my country,it would never be for these b’stards.
Ainsworth is a lying Huhne, if I were still in the forces I’d stick a bayonet up his arse, although I suspect he’d enjoy that.
Sarah Brown looks good and sounds good.
Dave Komodo, lizard lips, flicking tongue and amazing combover has a boyish wife out of futurama. You could stick her head in a pencil sharpener, in fact it looks like someone has done so already.
Mwahahaha
Why do you get so bitchy when you’re depressed?
Because it’s electric
Just put new batteries in it, then.
I bet that didn’t stop you sticking her picture in you secret underwear catalogue (the one you think your mum knows nothing about) with your special glue along with all your other ‘conquests’.
The little prick sounds like he’s had his laminator on overdrive.
Speaking about mothers jgm, your mum knows all about squeezing the Glu from Hu Fluggs dispenser
Jack Straw is the one with the reptilian licking of lips
Master Baiter is up and about early for him. Wonder if the poor little chap had a bad night tormented by nightmares? Just imagine, MB, a Conservative government…..
Late shift yesterday. Early shift today.
Lies by the hour.
Get your lies. Roll up, roll up.
Get your Labour lies here.
Any old Labour shit peddled.
Fresh lies, pickled lies, bare-faced lies, outright lies. Get your lies here…
Low wattage but consistent
Her head in a pencil sharpener, it is very pointy.
Mwahahaha
Can’t agree with you more love.
Sarah Brown has the thickest ankles on Twitter
David Cameron – Bright, pleasant, Loyal, patriot, weakish, no cage fighter
Sarah Brown – Nice, pleasant, good mother, incomprehensible
Master Baiter – Employee, creature, loyal and probably short.
The Labour Party- Pointless, clueless and like window tax about to be replaced
Gonk — Here today Gonk tomorrow
Nasty. So much for the party with heart. The party of equality and fairness.
The closer they get to electoral oblivion the nastier they become.
Fuck me it’s Bob the knob Ainsworth, fuck off you lying fucking retarded shit, as for Liebour what a joke that the forces are being clapped by leftist drug taking scum, they HATE the forces.
If they had a “I Speak Your Weight” machine at the entrance to the Brighton Conference,these politicians and their crony followers would break the machine within half an hour – why are they all so overweight – got it cushy?
As for Eric Pickles – can he not lose 6 stone before next week’s conference?
Congratulations are due to the Labour Party for willing to employ an ‘ex’ drunken depressive soft porn writer, and a mortgage fiddling, lying, thieving lounge lizard, who happens to be gay, but hey that’s OK these days innit (sorry about the L word).
Ainsworth on to ‘earts an’ minds and damagin’ morale. Fightin’ to win.
C’unt wants fraggin’ – he wouldn’t get through week 1 of BMT or whatever they call it now. Not in my tender care anyway.
Guido…Can’t you get hold of a clip of Ainsworth on the Beeb this morning,who, when asked about his gaffe saying buying ‘kit’ was not like getting it from M&S..then went on to suggest that soldiers were moonlighting in order to buy extra equipment in order to “look good”.?
This is our Defence Secretary after all.
Worth a look
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/labour/6248554/The-Suns-defection-is-mostly-psychological.html
I can fit more people into my lounge than are in the Labour conference right now.
Oh God,a woman on now about Gorgon giving all our money to every other country and how he is a hero.
They’ll be celebrating bank robbers next.
They’re just a voice in the wilderness – no-one’s listening to their rants anymore.
Yup – ‘celebration’ is a good Noo_Lie_Bore word.
use it frequently and to exhaustion please.
Sorry – should ‘of’ added . . . . ‘until it becomes meaningless. ‘
Sour grapes for sale. Bargain.
Apply Mandelson and Campbell, fruit sellers to the brain dead.
Mandy says the Sun doesn’t matter. we’ve moved on. It’s blogs and twitter nowadays. Just so, but everywhere I turn – blogs, broadcasters and broadsheets – the main topic appears to be the Sun’s overdue change of direction.
Digressing, there has been a deafening silence recently on McNulty, Smith, Hoon, Uddin, Scotland and all the other thieves. Are they escaping accountability for their crimes?
twitter is for twats
Scotland is rather busy deciding whether it is in the public interest to prosecute BAE for a very minor misdemeanor.
A £5000 fine for inadvertantly breaking the rules should suffice.
SHHHHHHHHHH !!!
Christ almighty! How many more of the dozy fuckers are they going to bring back? This is getting worse than Eastenders.
Someone go and check Wilson’s grave quick.
At least Eastenders has continuity in its storyline…..
500th
should have gone for the each way bet again… £15 down the drain, eh?
I used to write porn y’kno.
Not many people know that, – especially Mzzzz. HaHaHa Ho Ho Ho-Person.
stuff’em !
I see bob aintbustinagut is ranting on about our lads buying their own kit because they want to look fashionable!!
Spin, smear and lie . bob, kevan and his other MoD cronies have shown it’s they’re only skill haven’t they?
So where are we in supplying helicopters and ridgebacks to Afghanistan or those night sights and mine detection kits that gordon was pretending yesterday are being provided in big numbers? On no further forward , probably next year when we can get our procurement policy to work – just as expected.
Good point Nell.
They buy their own kit, Nell, because they might get something that works and they can trust.
Simples !
Squaddie to mates, “I’ve had enough of this camouflage colour, it’s sooooo last year. Let’s have a cruise round Knightsbridge and see if we can get some yummy flourescent yellow jackets. So macho, just like the builders!”
No, I can’t imagine it either.
Ainsworth, you’re a prize pillock.
It has been common practice for years in the army, for troops to buy their own boots because the standard issue ones are shite.
Especially the desert ones, which have soles that melt.
Ainsworth is a Huhne.
The concensus of opinion here is that Labour are fucked therefore everybody is fucked. Rubbish, The Uk will pull through this nightmare one day. Hopefully with a more accountable bunch of scared people in charge. Scared that if they screw up they pay.
De Campbell(town) ladees sing dis song
Doodah, Doodah
Lie_Bore’s stuffed ‘n Ali’s wrong
Doodah, Doodah, day
Is chump the new hoon?
It is certainly an alternative. Depends on the context and qualifying adjective.
Thus, the PM remains an utter hoon.
While dear old Bob A is, perhaps, more of a silly chump.
master baiters up early cause he wet the bed
schocking
bob aintbustinagut is apparently due to address the conference today. Is there going to be anyone left there to listen to him spin and smear against our troops in Afghanistan.
I don’t suppose adam boulton could get hold of him as well today, and do what he did to gordon yesterday , could he?
Can’t you just leave Gordon alone? He’s mentally ill you know.
Do you know what I really think is that this labour government, gordon, mandy ,straw,the militwits, bob aintbustinagut and and on are actually overdosed on power and the troughing of our money for their personal benefit.
Now suddenly they are in a panic as they watch the gravy train begin to pull into nowhere station and they know that in a matter of months they are going to be unloved, unwanted, despised and suffering withdrawal symptoms .
I’ve watched them trash my country, I’ve watched them bleed the coffers dry, I’ve watched them send our young men and women to fight needless wars and without the proper equipment. I’ve listented to their perpetual lies and smears and watched them damage good people in the process.
And I shall have not a scintilla of sympathy for them when we toss them out on their ears next year.
At least they get to keep their lives. They should count themselves lucky, after what they’ve done to our beautiful country.
“A vote for Labour is a vote for Islam.”
Now is that a racist comment? I do hope so.
No
I say this to you
A vote for Labour is a vote for Chumps
Chumps voting for Chumps
My wife has two Chumps
The one between her legs and me *gurns*
Actually judging by the postal vote rigging a vote for Liebour is probably 2-5 votes for Liebour.
At no time have I ever inserted my penis into Sarahs CHUMP
I find CHUMPS repulsive
Horrible hairy things with curly hair
The day I insert my cock into a CHUMP will be a warm day in Fife
Yours
Gordon
PS
On your way out dont forget to leave a donation at the door unless you want the word
NOKIA imprinted into the back of your head
You are dismissed
Alci Campbell is a walking bag of OCD,you name he’s had it.Never trust anyone who changes his football team more than his pants.
Last I heard he was following Raith Rovers.
What the fucks wrong with the BBC apart from everything.Theyre now singing the praises of the peoples republic of china.
I loved it in that report when the Chinese leader was praising socialism and then a bit later it showed the big celebration that “ordinary people” weren’t allowed to attend. Says it all really.
The Chinese Peoples’ Liberations Army march at 116 steps per minute. That’s actually less the half than Gordon’s Labour Nations Army.
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