Psycho Gordon
Kay Burley’s face says what the whole country is thinking…
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Lord Lamont told ITV News…
“I think the PM is just human and Ed Balls is a pretty irritating person”
Well, I’m convinced…
I have some understanding of regulation and markets, and people and cultures. Also, I’ve taken a leading position on this for over the past year which folks can check if they want to waste some time. So, policy and popular understanding is really just shifting behind where I was from the get-go. Help yourself to the biscuit barrel.
Jeez, just let it go.
You’re as mad as Gordon!
Gordon wishes he could do this
I’ve spent the last 12 months waiting for Gordon’s head to do that at PMQs.
He’s Kraken up at about 6 minutes in when he sees Harpie Harsmen’s face
Sadly they don’t make ‘em like this anymore.
That had me laughing my head off -thanks for the post,needed it after all this crap from Brown and his cronies
Go to “Video Uncut” at #412 (there appears to be two #412s) for the best clip of Gordo losing it.
he’s pissed at Murdoch and Sky is Murdoch Duh!
Bolton wasn’t first to ask him about the pills though was he ?
call me Dave would have offered a nice coka moka frappe and vegetable wraps all round after being shit on by Murdoch
Brown might be moody useless and throws his toys out the pram because Murdoch dumped him but he’ll be gone soon enough
WE HAVE NO UNDERSTANDING OF MARKETS BUT WE ARE GOOD AT BOMBING AFGHAN WEDDINGS AND TRYING TO WIPE OUT THEIR CULTURE. WE’VE TAKEN A LEADING POSITION ON TORTURE FOR A LONG TIME NOW WHICH YOU FOLKS CAN CHECK IF YOU WANT TO ‘KILL’ SOME TIME.
SO, BOMBING DIRTY AFGHANS AND OUR OTHER UNPOPULAR POLICIES HAVE REALLY JUST BEEN PUTTING THIS COUNTRY IN UNNECESSARY DANGER FROM THE GET-GO.
HELP YOURSELF TO THE DEAD ARABS.
JEEZ, WE WILL JUST HAVE TO LET GO OF BROWN.
chill, titfer
Fuck Afghanistan.
Well i was expecting a bit more drama, hardly a psycho walkout. Where’s the effing and jeffing? or nokia thrown at Boulton?
That bit isn’t there, McGay gets up and pushes past Boulton and he says something like “you can’t go you’ve got to stay..” or something like that, then you hear one eye huffing and puffing with his mic and Adam Boulton pulls a face, then they cut to Kay who says something like “that’s what happens when you have three Weetabix”.
Someine needs to post the FULL clip, it’s fucking hilarious.
How come the good bits are being censored by Sky and the BBC? This surely can’t hold. When the full extracts emerge and get on YouTube Brown will be finished as there will be no doubt at all that he is mad.
ITV have it
Let ITV run a we….. ad then show it. A………..a day makes you …mad and ga
Found it!!!
Channel 4 News just ran it – class
Search C4 ‘Gordon Brown interview’ and it sais page not available at the moment
I just searched again and notive the trial of tony blair is listed under a gordon brown search. I think i’ll watch that again.
Post 412, from Channel 4 news earlier. Someone put on Youtube before those chumps at the Labour party muzzle them
That vicious stare at the end of the Boulton interview was rather telling. He is obviously barely in control of himself to act like that.
Pile on the pressure I say! Won’t take much more for the bampot to completely wig out.
Perhaps interviewers should start wearing stab vests when interviewing Gurno from now on?
I love Kate Burleys face.
I prefer Kay Burley’s tits, but maybe that’s just me…
I don’t think Kay Burley is going to be too pleased that you got her name wrong.
I don’t think anyone could give a flying fxxx what Kay Burley thinks after the vomit inducing propaganda film she made on Gordon the man. She was so far up his arxx at the end of it that toenails thought he was alone.
Ive been out tonight cleaning windows just in case he wants to lick mine!
Isn’t Boulton married to Anji Hunter – Blair’s former gatekeeper? Wonder if Cherie’s pulling strings through Phoney Tony.
Ch4 have The Trial of Tony Blair on demand TV
better shot here about 2:27 onwards
http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid1184614595?bctid=42832252001
Napoleon XIV – They’re coming to take me away
Remember when you ran away and
I got on my knees and begged you
Not to leave because I’d go berserk?
Well,You left me anyhow and then the
Days got worse and worse and now you
See I’ve gone completely out of my mind.
And,
They’re coming to take me away, ha-haaa.
They’re coming to take me away, ho ho, he he, ha ha,
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time
And I’ll be happy to see those nice young
Men in their clean white coats and
They’re coming to take me away, ha-haaa!
You thought it was a joke and so you
Laughed, you laughed!
When I had said that
Losing you would make me flip my lid, right?
You know you laughed, I heard you laugh,
You laughed, you laughed and laughed, and then you
Left, but now you know I’m utterly mad.
And,
They’re coming to take me away, ha-haaa.
They’re coming to take me away, ho ho, he he , ha ha,
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toesAnd they’re coming to take me away, ha-haaa!
I thought Gordon Brown was reasonable and very professional on television but then I realised I was watching At The Races
Gordon is the right man to lead us through these difficult times.
Looking at this clip his main qualification appears to be a startling resemblance to Mr Rumbold. “Ammmm freeee”
IDIOT!
That was Mr Humphries who said that.
Rumbold was the one with the ears. LOL
Gordon, however, will soon be free.
I think they all said “I’m free”, Mrs S’-P, even Captain Peacock. Only Humph trilled it though.
‘It’ll ride up with wear sir.’
You’ve all done very well!
‘I’ve got to go home to feed my pussy’
Charles Clarke is Mr Rumbold
YES !
GORDON KNOWS TORTURE GETS RESULTS
LET’S BE HONEST, WE ALL LOVE A BIT OF TORTURE
GORDON IS LIKE YOU, HE LOVES A BIT OF TORTURE TOO!
LOVELY!
A little bit of torture never hurt anyone. Calm down Dear, it’s only a blowtorch.
Is this what he means by caring for the elderly and young people and pregnant teenagers? Gordon is more demeted than I imagined. He’s fucking dementing before our eyes – and that’s torture enough thank you very much
He may have been mocked for some time as “Prime Mentalist”, but in the last week he does appear to have lost it big time. A network of concentration camps (sorry, ‘hostels’) into which he’ll chuck “as of now” his beloved core voters (feckless oafs dependent on benefits)..
Blair used to make up policy just a few minutes before an interview, but Brown seems to be just spouting whatever comes into his otherwise empty head, whilst standing at a podium.
He’ll be out of No 10 within 4 weeks.
Thank fook that they will never be able to implement their maniac plans to inter all teenage mothers. It’s probably got a secret clause that a single minister could broaden the scope to include who they wanted to include. Aldux Huxley anyone ?
Imagine what would happen if one of THEIR OWN daughters got knocked up by the ruffchav lad from the village.
Based on form, they have excluded themselves from such legislation.
What might they have a little further down their list I wonder ? Making it compulsory for anyone over 70 must donate their property and waelth to the gubmint and live in a state run butlinz camp ? It’s so easy to imagine this sleazy party pulling a stunt like that.
Arseholes all of them.
wobbly,
Reading between the lines the hostels are supposed to be for those who actually want a council flat. Strikes me a bit like the way to make someone not sit next to you on the train – pat the seat and smile invitingly (try a brown smile) -its a horrible idea so they’ll go elsewhere. They’ve probably worked out that no-one would really want to use such things and so it wouldnt cost any money, yet still get Kudos from the foaming classes.
As for “THEIR OWN daughters” … come on, MP’s all have spare property.
O/T-Wasn’t there something about Anne Main MP St Albans (Con) and a daughter flat?
Tis all the sainted Baroness TongaTonga’s fault she drafts, promulgates, and prosecutes the laws, ignoring those that don’t suit her of course.
He’s just getting on with the job.
Love it! Her looks so angry! I wait for the televised debates with baited breath! I really doubt he will be able to hold it together! c”,)
I seriously doubt that there will be a leaders debate. Unless they slip him some E to chill him the fuck out! That would be bloody good telly!
I fookin luv yoo man
sorted or wot
He will never join such a debate, he would end up curled on the studio floor in the fetal position in a puddle of pee. As soon as the other debaters start to sprinkle the salt on this slug Brown, he would be undeniably finished forever. He would never risk doing anything that might break his last few tenuous holds to his bunker bubble mentality, he knows that he can’t face reality so he will bottle it as per his previous form. He simply can’t handle truth.
Politics is professional lieing, Brown knows politics but he actually knows nothing else.
What will you bait your breath with?
yeah, yeah bated breath.
Thank you God…there is a Santa Claus after all.
Gordon’s got a face like a kid who didn’t get what was on his Christmas list.
Actually Gordon McGrabbit has a kind face. The kind you would just love to kick.
he’s got a face like a pantomime dame in a sulk, I recall chimp Bush at a press conference withen Gates was inserted to force some adults into the picture. Bush was sitting pulling faces like a 6 year old doing a megasulk. Brown has permanently lost the only things that ever mattered in his life, power and status, although still in office he has no longer got any global or national power or influence and his personal status is that of a buffoon. He’s trashed everything he has ever touched whether it was his to trash or not.
This man is unfit to be in any position of authority, he has no remaining credibility and his team of incompetents and cronies should put the COUNTRY first and call an immediate election, suspending any new legislation until the country gets some grown ups who know how to do a proper job in the interests of the country and not themselves in place.
We need people who can FIX THINGS not dream up more variations of the same old bullshite.
Cameron should make it clear that IF his party gains a majority, that he will guarantee that his party will not simply assume that it is now their turn at the silver trough while dumping on the rest of us, as per standard operating proceedure to date. – some hope.
“359 …put the COUNTRY first..”
Marxists, leninsparts, crypto-socialists, gramsci entryists all only ever put one thing first, craven commitment to a totally discredited dogma and others of their like-minded tribe.
That’s just brilliant – I think the presenter in the Studio was speaking for the whole country there.
I think Gordon was suffering from a bout of IBS – Irritable Brown Syndrome.
I don’t suppose this will be the last time we see these symptoms.
Maybe that’s what the pills are for….
Guido – can’t you get the Sian Williams storm off as well – you can’t get it on the BBC.
It’s about 1.30 in
What a complete and utter oaf.
And the complete lack of respect he gets when he stands up – she laughs at his clumsiness… how did such a duffer get to be PM?
by an awful lot of backstabbing and nastiness.
I loved what she said too:
“You can stay there if you want, or you can move on.”
She nailed it. Stay or go, it won’t change the result.
I’d love to nail her
she scares me. that big owl face. I can’t eat my weetabix if she’s on the box in the morning, especially if she’s with that episcene mewing mong turnbull
Notice the ‘tell’ when he claims that he had no idea what she was going to say at 1:23.
‘How to tell when someone is lying to you’
Looking up to the right.
Looking up and to the right stimulates the part of the brain associated with imagination (that is, making things up), whereas looking up and to the left stimulates the part of the brain associated with recalling memories (that is, telling the truth).
The ‘truth’ with which he consoles himself as he reels off these lies is that Sarah did make the decision to say these things and did make the decision to introduce him.
But only after he’d asked her.
She could have said no. Therefore she made the decision.
See how it works?
I didn’t have you down as a mumbo jumbo NLP fan?
But Brown is such a classic case.
Hundreds of psychologists will write PhD’s based on Brown, the mass-delusion of the Labour party, the imagaery of the 1997 election campaigns and the Labour party conferences, the control of the media etc etc.
This is history in the making.
Fascinating stuff, and at that point it does appear that he was hesitating too, no doubt as he cobbled the story together on the hoof (hoon?).
Yeah and his Primary representational system is deception.
Well be fair, he can’t look to the left can he? On account of having something wrong with his eye. No idea what, he simply refuses to talk about it.
There’s something odd about that marriage.
yeah, there is … brown.
Personal representation by consent
Nuts, whole hazel nuts. NuLab make ‘em and they cover them with shit.
MMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Sounds nice!
Hahahaha! If looks could kill old Adam would be toast.
Toasted marshmallow more like. I swear that the bloke visibly gets fatter as you watch.
I think this might be the one & only time in the last 3 years that I’ll regret not having a Television ..
I’d love to see McSnot crack publicly ..
Also this (apologies if posted already but I’m at work so can’t keep up with you lot)
http://www.channel4.com/news/articles/politics/domestic_politics/did+mandelson+use+the+aposchumpapos+word/3366597
Chortle.
Yes-its working now complete with c word. I hope rebecca has a tape recording
Patience dear boy. It’s only a matter of time.
what was on 3 years ago?
Damned if I can remember .. whatever it was it was so dire .. I got rid of the set .. Lol
Me too. I wonder how many people are TV-free?
me too
Strictly Come Skating probably, when Kay Burley was on it.
The McSnot crack is something only his wife should have to put up with.
Having watched the clips of the whole interview earlier, Bolton didn’t even press him very hard. The questioning was fair, even helpful at times. Certainly nothing like many opposition spokesmen get regularly from AljaBeeba.
Gordon’s lost it. If he ever had it.
No manners, not a spark of humanity or personality. Just a cold, old and very vain hoon on his way out.
Thank you Guido, dear oh dear, the man is a danger…
Danger?
He scares the hell outa me…
Sarah – run, run now and take the children….
No, no…..I love him….I love him! and we’re going to be together for ever and ever and ever and ever!
….and I want his pension but that’s not why I love him
All the women in our family have odd taste in men!
He’s coming for you, Sarah. He’s coming for you, he made the Big Decision that the State should keep a record of your emails and the websites you visit; I’m afraid he’s read them, Sarah, and he’s going to put you in a hostel and make you wear a long skirt. Then the Party representative will educate you and your children, Sarah. Political Indoctrination every weekday morning.
Message to Adam Bolton, don’t go walking in the woods this weekend, you know what happened to Dr Kelly.
…if it came to it, my money is on Bolton.
Bolton is fat.
Bolton is a shithole; Boulton, however, is a binbag full of lard. He needs to lose weight the dear fellow.
But did you see the Tory chairman Eric Pickles on TV – holy cow you REALLY need
w i d e s c r e e n TV
to fit his face in – its amazing how fat he is – he must use a toothbrush with a searchlight on the end of it!
As bad as Prescott. I do not like fat people. If someone can allow themselves to get into that condition they are lazy and greedy. Half the yoof of Britan seems to be grossly overweight. Especially the young single mums destined for the Foyers.
Are these foyers big enough? Are the floor joists strong enough? Are the bogseats wide enough and reinforced with high tensile steel?
I did not hear Paxman ask Milipod these questions.
So’s Gordon through eating too many bogies.
no, not at all
he just eats them in a more measured way
listen, look, you’ve got him all wrong
he’s a nice kinda guy
shit, that was the other one…..
ccanmnt trypew opoperely,. vcuyt tebndos
It’s about time one of these interviewers said “You’re on my program. I call the shots. I ask the questions. If you don’t like that, fuck off and don’t bother coming back.”
Too right.
Or “This is our country, we all the shots, we make the decisions. If you don’t like that, fuck off and don’t bother coming back.”
Well… we will… but not for a few months yet…
My pants seem to have been soiled after that. Is it possible Gordon sneaked into the kitchen while I wasn’t looking and messed them up for me?
No wonder Sarah says she likes him, he’s shown her the cellar and his Austrian phrasebook no doubt.
Were you also in the kitchen?
And if not, why had you left your pants in the kitchen?
Unfortunately yes, and in the despoiled undergarment at the time, too.
That’s too much information. Desist. Thank you.
Think you mean German, Tony!
Snots, did you know the Austrians have 24 different words for “bricked up underground room full of my family”
1. Der Brinkenuppenkeller
96 – 2. der Knockenuppenkeller
3. der Cookenuppenkeller
4. der Lockenuppenkeller
5. die KinderindemKeller? Are you going mad?
Jethro, lie down. The gorgon’s getting to you.
Can I have them?
Knew you’d get to the bottom of things.
“Policy, not personality will determine the next election and the challenges and opportunties that they bring. I think people are asking up and down the country is he the right man for the job?
He will not talk personalties because he has so many- multiple-personalities -thus the quick interchange and inappropriate visual responses.
No wonder he wants to talk policy!
Nutty Mc Nutbag strikes again
http://newslion.blogspot.com/
Will you fuck off with that shit, irrelevant blog link you attach as a signature to every post? We don’t want to read your boring, pointless spam which isn’t related to Gordon Brown but designed to make people think it is.
Right. The hell with this: I’m off to get drunk, watch the footie and then Newsnight
Though the way this shower are going there probably won’t be a functioning government by the time the Northern Line’s done its stuff.
There is more exclusive video here from inside No.10. Looks like Gordon is consulting his pharmacist…
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=8360678
Kay Burleys face as she is linked back to is a classic and sums it all in my opinion.
The death stare at Adam Boulton at the end is also a classic.
The man is a complete mentalist fuitcake who has is finger on our nuclear button lest not forget.
Ye gods, do we really have to be lumbered with this sociopathic pathetic little man for another half a year or more.
The newspapers need to freeze the shot of ‘that death stare’ as you so aptly call it and put it on the front page of every newspaper tomorrow.
It finally shows the true nature of the man and very scary it is too.
My God I’ve lived with my hubby for (more years than I’m going to say here) and I’ve never ever seen that sort of expression even when he’s in a temper and if I had I would have upped and gone with the children.
Presumably you’re not typing this from the comfort of a damp, double-locked cellar, nell?
Rocking chair, glass of wine, contemplating autumn garden jobs tomorrow – junior trying to get around the parental controls on her internet upstairs (unsuccessfully – I hope, will check in a moment ), hubby watching Wycliffe on Sky.
Windows 7 has some good parental locks. I commend it to the parenthood.
Much as I like Linux and as much as I hate to put more dollars into Gates’ pocket I have to say that Windows 7 is excellent.
Capitalism does work.
It’s important that children put up the parental locks as parents are generally IT clueless and will get all sorts of nasties on the OS.
This is true. I can recommend loads.
sadly, as a solid techie, who has lots of flavours of linux on various devices. Who has to work with Solaris, HP and other systems daily and can route apps through firewalls through citrix and DMVs and still get them working on distributed networks, It really pains me to admit that Windows 7 is actually pretty fucking good!
OUCH that really hurt!
Mr Ned you are Roy John Gates and I claim my Microsoft backdated stock option.
Buy a Mac – simply works with none of this windows intrusive crap which must have been designed by a Labour supporter.
Mac’s are overpriced.
macs run on the same intel chipset with the new labour we own you ‘trusted’ computing module. you can’t escape their clutches that easily
It’s a bit like this:
Sorry Dack but that’s nowhere near as scary!
That’s where he got it from!
Sarah willl be OK. She can be the first to move into one of the new single mum dorms. Failing that Gordon can be banned from No. 10 under the latest domestic violence initiative.
Millfuck called them Foyers!
Fat one eyed Mc Bumcracken isnt “scarey” at all.
Id not think twice before booting his saggy ass all up and down the street.
Beckett, now thats fucking scarey.
Dont forget to stay in, she’ll be out and about on oct 31st…mind you she could trick or treat any day of the year….
Agreed. I would love to bounce Browns face off every pavement from 10 Downing street all the way up to his Scottish constituency.
It could make a fortune as a themed charity walk.
Sounds like a plan! who would sponsor me?
I will
Hell yeah – where do I sign
Put me down for £1 a slab.
W.W.
And £2 for every dog turd.
W.W.
‘Will the last person in Britain punch his lights out’
Dont you think DC and the Tories will use it come the GE? Mind you the smile is EVEN MORE SCARY!!!!
Just imagine what the fuckers face will look like on election night.
W.W.
just imagine his suit on election night, he’ll have to wear the specially tailored (on our cash mind you) suit, that accomodates the special nato strength, olive green submariner-pampers ? (designed especially for very long trips) well, I made that bit up actually.
He’s gonna need them by then, If he actually manages to avoid the imminent total psyco-emotional implosion that seems extremely close and oh so eagerly anticipated by about 60 million people or more.
I do hope that when he finally has the collapse that it is on live telly and that some genious saves it to HD & Stereo quality that can be replayed at least once a week or as required when a good dose of personal schaudenfreude is needed to boost one’s spirit. A treasure to pass on to the grandchildren.
Does seems to have go a bit closer to the edge the last couple of days.
WILL NOBODY RID ME OF THIS TURBULENT POLITICIAN?
is that it?
Apparently not- there’s more to come tomorrow.
He’s going to slot a journo before long isn’t he? All those Peelers about they’ll have to feel his collar on live TV.
It’s Cronenberg telly and it is good.
SKWEE-E-EERRK! POLLYWANNADVD!!! (skrittle) DVD!!! DVD!!! (chinkle) SQUIRRRQ!!
Nokias at dawn?
Motorolas at midnight?
Loon rhymes with Loon
or even Hoon! (never post after half a bottle of whisky again..)
Post after a whole one!
H-O-O-N. That spells Mentalist.
He just spews rhetorical laundry lists like a demented bot with a short-circuit.
Everything Nu Labour says is an evil lie.
All Nu Labour politicians are corrupt evil filth.
Anyone voting Nu Labour is evil and should be tasered in a bath of salt water and then run over with a lawn mower.
I’d like to pluck out his glass eye (the one with a bit of life in it) and ram a billiard ball smothered in mustard in the socket.
The evil oozing out of the sick bastard is tangible.
Don’t look too hard, but I see a rhetorical laundry list.
*APPLAUSE*
I take it you don’t like him either!
Tractor production is increasing
Oooooo..the sulky little dame! I bet he learned that look off Mandy oooofff!
And then paddington gave a really hard stare…
Chump!
Chump is a five letter word
So is Brown, er, and Braun.
He looked positively menacing I thought – well we’ve heard about that side of him so often and now we’ve finally seen that it is true.
That clip will be all over YouTube by morning together with mandy’s remarks about Sun readers being losers all over the papers.
Another crisis laden day for gordon – atmosphere in gordon’s bunker must be a bit like that other bunker when the Russians were at the gates of Berlin.
All the lies & deceit are coming home to roost !
LETS HOPE THIS FUKKA HAS A STROKE !
Allow me.
Oh .. there’s every chance of that happening .. He is in Brighton after all ..
Oh not that old chestnut. We’re not all gay, you know. Christ, I even haven’t had a career in the meeja.
haven’t even, even.
My apologies Dack ..
But apart from dodgy antique shops & the Pier that’s the first thing most folks think of whenever Brighton gets a “mensh” ..
Those and Gordon’s political demise.
Gayers and junkies = Brighton.
Is that a Sun reader impression?
It’s not well known but heterosexuals can be given an on-the-spot-fine of up to £2.50 and a smack on the bottom, in Brighton.
You know what, I don’t think the Labour chiefs are very happy about the timing of the Sun changing sides.
Channel 4 just shown the video of McBrown storming off on the Sun. Very funny to what normally only goes on behind closed doors.
Don’t let the sun go down on me
Ed Balls talking shit on Channel 4.
Agreed and also that scottish fruit and nutcase with boulton,do we have a pm here or someone who really is on the brink I used to laugh at this once but now Im not so sure.
Did you see that malevolent glare,have seen it before think it was some guy called HITLER.
Ed Balls could talk shit anywhere!
what again? His diction is not all it could be for a ‘Schools Secretary’ Did he invent the phrase ‘innit’ by any chance – he could have judging by how he talks – what a fucking twat.
Ed balls just talks shit.
He didn’t do well in this interview either http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUCFVqrI2z4
Christ Balls on about teachers being members of B&P. Makes a change from someone accusing us of being leftie brainwashers. Is that the best he can come up with on education policy to deflect the heat from the Sun choosing to back the winner (as per)?
Teachers are beanpea? Are Labour having a day of collective madness ?
Smells of desperation. I am enjoying the many and varies ways that politicians are finding to describe Sun readers though.
Did you see that communist arsehole Woodley ripping up the sun.
Wonder what he would do if his members ripped up their non mandatory political levies to finance this nuliebour communist rabble called a government.
Shades of Fahrenheit 451
Woodley said that Murdoch should not be involved in British politics!
Murdoch should say that Woodley should stick to Industrial Relations not British Politics!
Ohh I forgot he sponsors ZanuLab!
Simple answer is to nationalise the press like in the good ol’ Soviet Union.
Hey Woodley is a scouser, what do you expect? It’s a wonder he didn’t kill anyone like his sort did in Hillsborough and Heysell.
Hey Woodley is a scouser, what do you expect? It’s a wonder he didn’t kill anyone like his sort did in Hillsborough and Heysell.
He has to tread carefull on how he words this, it’s common knowledge that there is few and far between male teachers these days.
So if he’s saying there is a rise in B&P teacher memberships at the same time as crying out and trying to encourage more males to join the profession he’ll get a clip round the ear from batty hatty for labelling women teachers racists.
That’s primary. Loads of male teachers in my (secondary) school. (No eye candy though).
my mistake i apologise
Classic Psyops, M’am. CIA spiked their croissants with BZ. All of them!
Anything they may say or do in the next six months is not to be obeyed!
Don’t forget to register to vote!
My old metalwork teacher was a B&P supporter.
Lazy fucker just dictated all our ‘O’ level notes from the same exercise book he’d been dictating ‘O’ level notes from for the previous thirty years.
Can’t say I liked him but I was (am) shit at woodwork and art and they insisted we do something ‘creative’.
My biology teacher used to sit with his feet up on the desk, reading the paper and smoking a pipe. He’d also produce bulls eyes (not the sweets) without warning just to make me faint. Ah… those were the days.
My old politics teacher occasionally used to disappear for half the lesson (reputedly to put some money on a horse) – and now he’s the Mayor of Doncaster.
Really? This bloke?
http://www.doncaster.gov.uk/mayor/priorities.asp
The very same.
He also taught Religious Studies – with a certain degree of scepticism, I always felt.
Small correction to your post, Guido, it’s Kay Burley, not Kate…
Watching it again – its very clear isn’t that that’s not anger it’s pure venom.
I haven’t ever seen that expression on anyone’s face before, and I’ve been around a long time. I have certainly NEVER seen that expression on a politicians face.
I truly think this moment is the nail in gordon’s coffin.
When sociopaths stop pretending to be nice, they look like that.
Would have been bad if he’s been caught off guard, but knowing the cameras would still be on him he still couldn’t control himself – wonder what all those powerful friends he made at G20 etc think of him now?
I think they would give him another Statesman of the Planet award if they could. In their inverted lying world, I think it means FOAD.
Gord is reminding me more and more of an english busker, the Terrible Tarquin, formerly infamous in Trier and Luxembourg.
A terrible alky whose big phrase was:
‘Listen to me!’
After about 15 cans and several small bottles of schnapps he could do ‘that look’ at any and every imagined slight. A real nutta!
Gord is psycho!
You have all really pissed him of now!
He is plotting his revenge as I tap!
He was trying to help you all before!!
Look out!
Adam Boulton’s a pro isn’t he? That recoil back into his seat when McMental lumbered past him… keep showing that clip ITV News.
Only in the Labour party could an ill-mannered oaf like this apology for a human being get to the top. He looked demonic, and very very silly.
If Brown had been wearing jeans and a hoody, any policeman in the vicinity (as if!) would have felt justified in giving the sod a bloody good tazering and forcible extracting his DNA.
On Channel 4 News just now (I think there is a plus one showing at 8 pm) this incident was shown, but it was actually longer. Brown and Boulton exchange words and Boulton appears to have a shocked recoil. Then it goes to Kate Burley.
So, who has the longer, uncut version?
Sorry, KAY Burley!
Oh Dear gordon – there is more to come ! – Now you are really in hot water!!
What’s the betting , before the nights out, that labour are spinning, smearing and lying to try and discredit the journalists involved ie Sian and Adam?
Nell – be mindful also of the smile – the smile – the smile.
that and Bliar’s faux emoting
the quivering lips
the termbling voice
add them all together . . . and you have . . . ?
Scary…
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/05/09/article-1179911-04DB8FF6000005DC-492_468x454.jpg
Be afraid, be very afraid
New Nazi video is quite pertinent
Off topic but with the second vote for the Lisbon Treaty looming close on Friday, the Irish people would do well to heed the words of Kipling:-
“We never pay anyone Danegeld,
No matter how trifling the cost;
For the end of that game is oppression and shame,
And the nation that pays it is lost!”
Fr. John Hunwicke (whom God long preserve!) suggested a few days ago, on his blog that we should pray for the people of Ireland.
I am not at all sure whether he will thank me for posting this here – or not.
Hi Jethro. I’m afraid that the only waay to win this is for Ireland to vote Yes.
Otherwise it lets Dave off the hook and UKIP a bit undercut.
If the Irish want the EU to continue with the special treatment, they’ll vote No again… the EU will be back for another third vote. If they vote Yes, they will not believe how fast those promises evaporate into thin air. 90 years independence… oh well it was nice while it lasted.
The EU has bigger fish to fry, such as Spain and that’ll be their priority, not some bankrupt island on the outer fringes of the EUSSR.
Gordon finds Sarah takes some persuading to introduce him at the conference.
Jack Nicholson’s last three movies sum up Brown’s day in Brighton:
Anger Management
Somethings Gotta Give
The Departed
what about one flew over the cuckoo’s nest lol
A Few Good Men?
Very fuckin’ few!
The Turkey has Landed.
Passport to Upminster
The Broadmoor Candidate
The Lady Vanishes (Kay Burley, vapourised!)
Dr. Farrago (music, on balalaikas, ‘Sarah’s Theme’)
The T’ird Man
Smiles of a Summer Night – sorry: Glowers of an Autumn Evening
Wild Raspberries
The Seventy-seventh Spiel
Whinny the Poo
Let’s hope it’s not “2010 a Vote Oddity”.
The Bucket List?
As Good As It Gets?
The shxx that died of shame
A pork pie too far
Jimmy and Tony’s pyramid adventure
Last tango in Brighton
Full mental in a jacket
Evil Dead?
‘Apocalypse now’ and you dont even need to change the name.
The Big Red One
Finally the mask has slipped. All the stories of Nokias flying about and printers getting shoved off desks. Now we have evidence of his “psychologically flawed” persona. I doubt he will last much longer, they will either have to up the dose on his meds or find a get out clause. Medical retirement would be my guess. Failing that he is going to blow up, hopefully on prime time television.
The proposed live debate is now a non starter. There is no way Brown could retain his composure faced with Cameron goading him. Fondlesbum would be daft to allow it to go ahead without some means to edit the footage prior to transmission.
Couldn’t he just giggle like what he did when Daniel Hannan was addressing his record as PM?
+ With his crayons and paper at the ready going La-la-la not listening.
Fondlesbum has, likely as not, co-ordinated this entire business and probably goaded Brown into doing this morning’s interviews.
Since Mandy’s Prodigal Son Show went live, the media has shat all over Brown’s utterly pathetic speech and MuckFuckWit has now rounded things off nicely by pissing his pants on national TV.
The conference has had no high profile coverage at all today save some chippy trades unionists waving copies of the Sun’s front page for a full minute (nice image) on the podium to an empty auditorium (it gets better yet).
It’s been a great week for the Blairites all right.
And we can still look forward to the silly red flag dance with close-ups of ministers looking for all the world like they would rather be anywhere else but Brighton.
Hopefully Gordon will continue to rise to Mandy’s goading and we will be able to watch him make a complete arse of himself again on TV (N.B. look out for Mandy offering ‘support’ in more carefully scripted James Naughtie interviews nearer the time).
Oh the silly red flag is that the one were the lyrics go:-
THE WORKING CLASS CAN KISS MY ASS>
Mandelson and Brown were enemies at one time and I do not believe that Mandelson’s feelings towards Brown have changed.
Mandelson is perfectly capable of stabbing Brown in the back by talking him into a TV debate which will be a total disaster.
Gordon’s got some big ears on him, just noticed it today.
He has peculiar looking ears. Are the human ears? They look like the ears of an incredibly stupid person. Or maybe the surgeons had a bit of fun when he was under the anaesthetic having his good eye fixed. There was a porcine glint in his final glare at Adam Boulton. Possibly they transplanted a pig eye in, and decided to use some other bits too. A couple of pig’s ears would account for a lot. And pig’s testicles . . . .
coming from a strict churchy type family, master gorgon the nipper was probably pulled around by the ear by those in authority, this tended to be common practice in the 40′s through to the infection of PC bollocks in the 70′s or 80′s.
The fuckwit idiot kid in the class would always end up with jug-ears or cauliflower ears from being yanked from his desk by the ear and given a “clip around the ear”
Mr Potato Head had some similar lugs IIRC
Indeed — Much like ‘Quark’, that misanthropic Ferengi in ‘Deep Space nine’:
http://i38.tinypic.com/ri6jci.jpg
How can she let him touch her? It’s a mystery.
There are three hundred and sixty four days of the year when the turkey baster is otherwise unemployed.
Shes a he.
Yep, Kate Burley’s tits says it all to me
Wot about Harman’s?
Harriet Harman’s tits are full of maggots.
Harmans got tits?
I need proof.
Ask the blokes who got onto her roof – they must have had a good view of her back garden.
They’ve gone South for the Winter
Yep ITV showed the bit where Adam Boulton is shocked and tells McGay to sit down and then pulls a face. Kay Burley cracks the joke about 3 Weetabix.
Someone please post the FULL clip.
[...] some *unbiased* reporting see here … Psycho Gordon – Guy Fawkes' blog Corker …. [...]
Don’t know about GB lasting until the election; I am beginning to have
serious doubts as to whether he will last to the end of the conference.
Does anyone know when the official closing is?
thursdasy afternoon me thinks
They all join hands and sing The Red Flag tomorrow afternoon.
Then they go back to their constituencies and prepare for oblivion.
They all go back to their constituencies and prepare for flying Nokia’s
In old military parlance its termed as “a forlorn hope”
Not the Red flag this year just for their beloved Gordon…
Thursday I think.
I’m a bit sorry – I think now I should have bought a ticket and gone people watching at the 2009 Labour Conference if only for a day.
It seems to me not only is this labour government in it’s death throes, but the labour party too , which is more than £20million in debt and struggling to pay Labour Party HQ employees wages and the bank interest on its overwhelming debts.
It has been said in more than one editorial recently that Labour is likely to cease to exist after the next election. This may be the last chance to observe them in their element.
Labour are cornered rats fighting for survival. If you are a person born and bred of the countryside you know how dangerous such rats become.
No! Now is te time to join the Labour party to ‘qualify’ to attend their conference next year.
Then you can wander around the desolate compound or ‘secure area’ and really, really, really fucking laugh in the face of the newly disenfranchised, economy wrecking motherfuckers. Seriously. Those jackasses like Straw, Miliband, Harman. They’ll all still be there. Keeping the fucking red flag flying here. right next to the Union flag. Like the B&P. Whose shit idea was that red rose anyway?
Ooooh, not in power any more? Ooooooh, not getting to tell people how to live theri lives any more?
Ooooooooooooh? Bovvvvvered? Bovvvvvered? Do I look bovvered?
Fucking priceless.
It’s like your summer holidays. You’ve got to plan ahead for the best value. Right now you should be booking your airfares for July/August of next year and giving the Labour party 20 quid or whatever it costs to join because you will reap 20,000 quids worth of schadenfreude in 2010.
Tomorrow (Thursday)
Its not over till the Fat Bastard sings…yThe
Never fear, Gorgon’s said his last goodbye.
Are we talking about Prezza here?!…
I feel sure HE can’t sing.
LIE?
Yes of course. He’s Labour after all!!!!
It’s not technically over till the fat bastard swings.
Judging by what they have achieved about an hour after it started.
Gordon would make an ideal “actor” for a real life version of “The Truman Show”.
It would be much safer for us all if he lived in a make believe bunker, where he only “thought” he had his hands on the levers of power.
That way we could enjoy Gordon’s rants, weirdness and orange blobs on his forehead moments, safe in the knowledge that he couldn’t actually fuck anything up.
Imagine how the viewing figures would rocket, as we watched Gordon prepare for a visit from President Obama, as we watched him rant at flunkies and plot to have his photo taken and afterwards try and watch the gift DVD’s that don’t work.
he does live in a make believe bunker.
in the garden at No10 he’s had built, at our expense, a bunker made out of straw and wattling, he’s green you know, and everyday he has lunch there alone. anytime there is seriously bad news he runs and hides there so that he can gather his thoughts, well thought actually, along the lines of ‘oh shit, I hope they don’t come looking for me, I don’t know what to do…..’
it’s all in the appendix to his book on courage
“He shoots, he scores – ooooooooohhhhh, back o’the net” (“and I’m opening a new boutique”: George Best circa 1978 – awwwww)
oooOOOOOoooo – he did look angry didn’t he – G O O D.
That’s Marr and Boulton off his Xmas card list.
And BBC 1′s Sian !!
Shag Sian as well i would.
You randy old man….
I’d shag a warm scarf!
When leaving the TV studio Gordon was herd singing this song
Not to mention Murdochs senior and junior, Trevor Kavanagh, Sian Williams, all Sun readers, and a fair proportion of the rest of the electorate.
Kay Burley is beautiful, hope cuff and collar matches though
Is that the same match as the Pelmet and Curtains?
Aye, she;s a dorty one that kay Burley!!! FIT AS FUCK TOOO! And what a goer!
Well, I couldn’t catch her!
Kay Burley’s lovely, i definitely would
Not being the owner of a Television .. I’m not familiar with Kay Burley .. so did a quick Google .. and found this article from 2008 ..
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1028007/Pictured-The-incredible-moment-Sky-TV-presenter-Kay-Burley-grabbed-rival-throat.html
McSnot’s taking his life in his hands tangling with her .. I reckon she’d kick him straight where in a real man, his nuts would be ..
she can grab my nuts anytime
Fucking hell. Good bruising of the throat Kay. I bet that slapper snapper had trouble puking up her salads after that.
ROFLMAO!!!! Fucking cruel jgm2, but very fucking funny, I just pissed missel!
Kay was just looking for an Adam’s apple.
Kaye Burley is a native of Wigan, I see. Having known a few Wiganers in my time, I’m not surprised. They are among the nicest people you could meet, but don’t cross them; they breed ‘em feisty.
she has a really feisty twinkle in her eye too… She’s just the type that you tie yourself too, slip ya cock in and then whisper in her ear that her sister was better!
WHAT A FUCKING RIDE!!!
Good one Ned ..
Or even her Mother .. PMSL ..
I served alongside a lad from Wigan back in Aden .. He was a punchy little fucker too .. Lol
Who is more bonkers Gaddafi or PM
Can we have a difficult question? This ain’t a GMTV competition site.
Well after the number 10 youtube video and this I think Gordon’s got the media skills of a carrot. For God’s sake keep him away from a camera!
So, all in all, a pretty good week for Labour?
Gordon, the clunking fister, is THE man.
But The Gorgon has been telling everyone that he is the BEST MAN FOR THE JOB, so he is still deluded enough to want to convince people to return him to power !
Power that he cannot handle.
He has crashed and burned – he won’t be able to return period, he does not have it in his character. He’s finished and should attempt to do one thing only – that is to try and salavage some dignity out of the ruins of what he has left.
Come on Fondleboys pull the chuffin plug and let’s get a General Election going toot fookin sweet .
Would anyone really want a Christmas card from McSnot ..
With his track record of doom, it’d be a bit like the local Undertaker calling round to tell you he already has you “measured-up” ..
I knew one, in Saltash, who used to visit people in Hospital, and laughingly take out his measure.
Strangely, he was FURIOUS when he was in Hospital (St. Barnabas) and somebody tried the jest on him.
He must have been a socialist Jethro .. can dish it out but can’t take it back ..
………and it would have green slimey stuff on the envelope
Isnt it about time someone did a new downfall video to mark the end of the Labour Party ?
CIA are working on it
That look is a classic Alfred Hitchcock moment.
Oh dear. How the mighty have fallen……..
“… and the weapons of war perished.”
Look, – I really want to have a serious word with all you men out there who might be tempted to use C unternet in order to compare us Noo_Lie_Bore wimmin.
Don’t waste your time.
We are not available, – now – or ever.
We have all signed the lesbo pledge.
Those who have looked at other lips will never look at OURS !!!
someone should write a review on the old punter for ‘Harriet Harman’ & ‘Jacqui Smith’ lmao.
Maybe someone already has and that’s why she’s in such a state about the site cause they won’t take it down.
what is the url of that site? It might be worth adding Harriet to it for a laugh like
http://punternet.com/frs/fr_view.php?recnum=52382
BTW the above link is probably NSFW.
LMFAO
Also 410 quid for 3 hours? bluuudy sex workers are raking it in!
truth sayer, I must say that I think they are overpaying you and anti citizen for being sex workers.
you two must be the ugliest motherfucking sex workers on the planet!
I bet you two rimmers have to do all the really dirty stuff to turn a buck.
must be job satisfaction that keeps you going back for more, eh?
I look good in a wig and with some lipstick TAT or so my clients tell me lol…
http://www.punternet.com lol
HELP
can anyone find the link for the Gordon Brown Hitler video ?
ANY BRIGHT SPARK OUT THERE TO FRESHEN IT UP?
I heard one of the reasons they can’t muster the courage to get shot of Gordon is because labour leaders are liable for some of the debt the party is in.
So Tony got a clean break from the 20 million hanging over the party and left Gordon carrying the can and no one else wants to jump into his shoes and have 20 million + debt hanging over them.
Could be false though.
Apart from which, who would want to be just a caretaker for six months, fight an unwinnable election and then have to resign next day? Might as well sit tight, grab the trough perks while they’re still going, and put out the feelers in the job market.
Oh, I don’t know…..if one of them was to be PM for just one day, they’ll get all the trappings of a very secure pension, and probably a peerage to boot!
It’s the right thing to do.
Not only caretaker for six months, but the PM who served for the shortest period in history to go down as the least succesful PM in history? Which one of the current delusional arrogant egotists in labour would want that infamy?
Dennis Skinner for PM LOL
I think the accolade of ‘least successful PM in history’ falls to the ‘least succesful PM in history’ not to the ‘shortest serving PM in history’.
Who would seriously blame A.N. Otheranonymouslabourmp for the economic lusterfuck we have had tipped on our doorstep?
But let us be charitable. Brown shouldn’t be held entirely responsible for his abominable record as PM. It would be uncharitable in the extreme to forget the guy who was trusted to run the economy in a prudent manner, avoiding boom and bust, property bubbles and suchlike idiocy that tyro politicians without the benefit of recent history might overlook. Who was that chancellor of the exchequer that handed Brown such a hospital pass of an economy?
What a fucking incompetent jackass eh?
And let us not forget Blair. A man who many, myself included, thought was a merely a trusting fool. A tool of Bush and a fool for not seeing the manifest economic idiocy of Brown.
A man who, were he thinking of the greater UK good could, at any point, have given Brown a P45. Thanks Gordon. Now fuck off.
But it turns out he really was a guy who didn’t give a shit. Keep Bush sweet, have a war, what do I care. Destroy the UK economy? What do I care? It’s all about me baaaaaaby.
Sounds like a crock, TS, most if not all of the debt will be in limited liability companies. Only f the directors are trading whilst knowingly insolvent will their personal assets become accessible. Its all about piercing the corporate veil, see?
Tony – if ever there were a classic example of insolvency it’s the current situation of the Labour Party. Their debts exceed their assets and they’re trading at a loss. Someone must have given the Co-op bank their personal guarantee, because even the lefties’ favourite bank wouldn’t advance £20 million against SFA.
Is the Labour Party registered as a company at Companies House. Seeing as the nation is and all?
I understand the Ruling executive committee are all liable partially for such debt. This was a subject raised some 12 to 18 months ago and when the losses of the Labour party were being discussed. At that point one of the unions pitched in a wad and the story went quiet. The debt really never went away though.
What a good mate, Tone was. I’ll bet Gordon’s spitting bullets.
Saw Mandleson on the TV talking about The Sun. He said he told them what a bunch of chumps they were. A likely story.
Who cares
I said CHUMPS, not CLINTS
We need to ask GCHQ for the phone call recording
Got to say Sian Williams is one brave dudess as she would have witnessed Gordon’s Psycho moment with Boulton as the staff just seconds later got him seated again in that chair for her audience with Gordon.
Odd thing is he tried to do a runner straight after her interview too. Was he crapping his Kecks?
He has some previous form in the “wee-staining his front escutcheon” stakes.
Williams did a fair job on Brown, and at the end of her slot said when Brown stood as if to leave she said something like “you can stay there, if you like, or not….”. Brave words for an autocutie.
Having recently been highly productive in the field of sprogology, Ms Williams is, I’m sure, more than capable of dealing with a petulant, shrieking infant with a nappy full of shit.
LMAO!!!
Are you referring to her kids, or Bill Turnbull?
He doesn’t like looking at fit birds, he was looking for Mandy or Hattie to stare at.
Apparently it’s a technigue the joooz use on the religion of peace. They tie Mohammed Bin Fuckwit to his chair as per usual and then send in a burd to quiz the fucker up.
This totally discombobulates the bastards because culturally all their women are sitting at home waiting to be told what to dopending the great thought leader getting released from prison.
A woman kicking shit out of ‘em scrambles their brain completely and you get a lot more information.
Same with the Maximum Imbecile and his traditional valuuuuues.
Not even slightly afraid of the imbecile was she?
He has no clue how to react when people don’t treat him like he holds the wisdom of the ages does he? Not a clue. It is an utter abomination to his sense of place in the universe when people insist on asking him questions instead of sitting there while he dlivers his perverse version of reality.
I must admit our PM did not look entirely relaxed. He might have had a late night followed by a very early morning, but as my old granny would have said “I don’t think he’s very well”.
Wonder if Sarah got it in the neck for her rather over-the-top introduction?
There’s trouble at mill.
She did say that Gordon was loud and messy in the early hours of the morning. I’m not sure if Gordon wanted his Latrine habbits broadcasted to the Nation.
Diarrhea and farting?
And that’s just when he opens his mouth ..
The late Corporal Hitler suffered, apparently, from heroic, epic, Mythical farting (‘Meteorism’) – so much so that a German Princess, gasping for breath, no doubt, was heard to say as he evacuated the room , “Open the windows: it is stinking in here!” His quack-doctor put him on Nux vomica…Just imagine what it was ACTUALLY like in the Bunker…cream cakes were an especial indulgence of his…
Bormann: Fuhrer (cough) General von Moltke.. (splutter, gasp)
A.H.: Brr..BBrrr..up. Show him in#
M.B. Mein Fuhrer (ulp).
A.H. AH, Herr General, Brrp, prp, brrrrr-whee..squirk: you bring me good news!
G.V.M.: Alas – (gasp,splutter) – Fuhrer, (fanning himself): there is no good nose – I mean news.
A.H.: Brrthrrp, brr-bang-brr-bang-brr- But, you have the scent of victory always in your nostrils..? Phwfong, foop.
Nah it’s his wet dreams when he thinks of Lord Fondlebum
And whats up with that skank Fiona “rim me with a hedgehog” Phillips?
Alan Johnson ” handsome”?
???
‘And if I can make a comeback..’
[raise arms to enhance presence]
I feel a phony when I’m acting. I can, however, give a cracking speech. I can blind-read a speech (like Blair) and put emphasis in the right place. Pause. In the right place. First time. No fucking problem.
I just don’t understand the difficulties people have with reading a speech they, themselves, wrote and rehearsed.
I have to ‘go to the bathroom’ during speeches at weddings. I just cannot bear to see people being shit at reading a simple speech. A speech they wrote themselves. And practised for hours. It’s just so shit to see people being unnatural I have to leave the room.
Fiona Philips – you lasted 10 seconds – max – before I had to turn off.
You_are_a_shit_actress.
tears for souveniers are all he left me
Well I’m a Granma though probably not an ‘old’ one (at least by my standards).
My view is that it may be time to section him under Labour’s sweeping powers of the Mental Health Act.
Panorama. Our national Health Service. Newlabour strikes again. They obviously brought in private clinics in order to keep the waiting lists down. These private clinics have been ‘inserted’ in to the fabric of the NHS unknown to us, by newlabour – the caring government! Newlabour and their targets, targets, targets!
And what exactly is wrong with that?
Extortion funded treatment rationing never works, so even a small amount of pretendy markets and real profits is an improvement.
Look at SpecSavers in terms of service, style, convenience and availability compared to NHS specs.
Did you watch the programme?
Did you pay attention during the last 12 years?
Guess who I bumped into in Specsavers last week?
Everyone!
Specsavers, Smucksavers. I get my kit online from Glassesdirect – half the price.
Channel 4 news clip:
http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid1529573111
2:20ish
Just after Lord Manglebum denies using the C Word
That is now three different clips I have seen when Mandy pretends to be surprised by this question and tries to entice the reporter to say Cυnts and each time he springs the joke Chumps.
Cυnts it is then.
So weak
I thought Mandy 1st reply was quite funny
“Four letter C word? Offensive? Ah! Cuts?”
Old Gordon is just doing the wrong type of drugs. Couple of disco biscuits should do the trick.
‘Disco biscuits’?
They’re a bit like bingo wings, only biscuits.
LOL are you on Labour Home by any chance?
Can you dunk disco biscuits?
Yes contessa but what are they??!!
A kinda petit beurre that sends you in to outer space?
My daughter has just mentioned someone she knows uses ‘bongs’
Apparently you smoke it. I must be getting old.
Ecstasy tablets nell
Ah, there ye are Ha’ard….
has Gordon Brown got problems with his willy? he made of needed to make a wee quickley
The first erectile tissue transplant to an ego
Son of the manse my arris. That look was pure Glasgae…”See yoo? Yoo’re deed. Yoooora deed pahl!”
Was he revving up for a Kirkcaldy kiss?
I sent the club a wire stating,
PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION.
I DON’T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB
THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.
Groucho Marx
This is the beginning of the end for the psychotic one…………
Gordon- au revoir, adieu, auf wiedersehen, adios, and finally, good riddance to bad rubbish
You forgot toodloothenoo.
Or .. “Awa the noo Sea-Boat’s crew” .. “Hang oan a minute .. Ahmm no yet in it” ..
I wish he wouldn’t wake up every morning thinking about the country. It gives me the creeps.
he worries that he’s missed something else that he hasn’t trashed yet.
keeps him awake at nights.
Earthquakes are taking the headlines tonight as any news (joke) from the New Laybore party (no it isn’t, not like any party I’ve been to) conference slides down the agenda. This is good because anything to do with Brown and Balls and Milliband twin set and pearls and Harman can only further the depression hanging over this country. The sooner we hang the bastards the better. Let’s get ‘em folks………
So sad for the people of Indonesia and Samoa – no doubt there will be an appeal for funds that we want to support. I haven’t seen a link yet.
As for the tsunami that has hit the labour party today – don’t think anyone are going to want to contribute to their survival fund are we??!!
Fuck ‘em all, I say.
I just had an unsolicited phone call from someone asking if I would donate to the tsunami.
I had to say no ‘cos I just got my water bill reminder in red.
Does anyone know if Gordon has been swimming in the sea of American Samoa recently?
Probably Prezza doing a bellyflop
Tonga is close by and the problem is around the Tongan trench and no I am not making it up.. Sadly.
What the fuck has it got to do with us?
There are plenty of nearer islamic countries which should support them.
Do we have to support the entire fucking universe?
Ha ha ha ha he is demented
What would happen if Brown and Harperson made a baby?
Oh my god, NO>>NO>>>>NO!!
Chris Bryant.
Yvette Cooper + John Precott
Margaret Beckett & Ed Balls
Mark Oaten + Cherie Bliar
Blunkett’s Dog + Claire Short
Michael Martin and El Gordo.
there would be a fight as to who was “on top” methinks.
Dougie & Wendy Alexander !!!
( top that if you can )
David Milliband + Ed Milliband + James Purnell
Sam Allardyce & John Prescott
Eooowwwww, those pants aaaarrrggghhhhhhhhhh
A lying merchant banker
Baby iguana with no nuts
Les Dawson?
It would be a 7lb lesbian eyeball
Peter Mabdelson + Mo Mowlan
The Antichrist
Adrian Chiles
Golden days before they end
Whisper secrets to the wind
WE DON’T LOVE YOU ANYMORE
IT’S OVER
now fuck off Gordon and all the little morons
Guido whats with this site, I tried posting Chump and it came out as Hoon, can you explain ?
Chump = сunt.
ARRRRKK!!! KUTTLEKUTTLEKUTTLE! (scrape) WEEEERR-KK!
Harperson says The Sun is trying to bully the Labour Party.
She obviously can’t tell the difference between being bullied and totally butt fucked. Typical NewLiebore.
She wasn’t bothered when they where bullying the tories though was she lol.
So much for equal rights….
I have no problem with equality as long as the birds get their tits out for the lads
I have to say the Sian Williams interview is more impressive – he’s getting furious, she is sweetness and light but persistant and has all the figures to hand – she kebabs him. And more; she’s a good looking bird, she’s smiling and twinkling at him – and not a flake of a human response fom him. Nothing. Not a sausage. He’s either alien, or very very gay indeed. And plenty of perfectly nice people are – but they are *out*. Here’s a man so desperate to hide it, that he has torn himself apart. Oh what a fucking mess he is. Angry, hateful, arrogant, vicious, destructive, vindictive, deceitful, corrupt.
Same old question – how?
How did this man become PM? Why did Labour push him through unopposed? What rotteness fuelled this process?
Even when he’s gone, we need that answered. I reckon the answer to that answers much of what’s happened to this country the last decade or so, maybe even more.
Frank,bloody good post.The Country needs to know how and why this happened. The story must surely be about delivering us to Europa but who was behind it?Bliar Gordelpuss and Mandy, swine all but not the complete crew.
It’s in their DNA… socialists need someone/anyone to do their thinking/talking for them because basically they are lazy, incurious, simplistic and uncreative and unwilling to take personal responsibility. You see this with Brown on the economy and you saw it with Blair during the Hutton Inquiry (Dr. David Kelly). The fire was always somewhere else down the road.
Why doesn’t anyone ever ask them why they base their entire philosophy on something some incompetent (read his correspondence — mostly begging letters to richer relatives!) German economist wrote 150 years ago? Have there not been quite a few developments in the way humanity interacts and makes its way in the meantime (i.e. cars, telephones, the internet, tv)? Is it any wonder their best friends and only supporters in the country are presently disciples of an 8th C cult, Islam.
On the subject of the Marx Brothers – ya gotta watch this one – it makes a change from Gordy’s matrix of lies – if only politics and the law was like this….:
It figures. They never show any of the Marx Brothers films on the BBC anymore.
yes, quite brilliant – night at the opera – classic – the good guys win in the end and a hard boiled egg!
If only Groucho had wrote a manifesto instead of Karl we would not be in this mess.
you might think that but I’ll take the twenty dollars and raise you another twenty
Firefly: Can’t you see what I’m trying to tell you? ….. I love you
Mrs Teadale: Oh, your excellency!
Firefly: you’re not so bad yourself.
I doubt it would work in Brown’s case as they wouldn’t be able to insert a Sanity Clause.
brown has already been made aware that the labour party will lose the next election albeit by a slim margin.
so the question is why has he not yet resigned?
the labour vote would undoubtedly increase if by only a small amount if he were to resign so why does he not sacrifice himself for the good of both his party and country?
the reason he will not resign is ofcourse because he is a self serving c’unt.
note to labour party: it is time to slit brown’s throat.
do it quickly or else the beast will suffer.
Tat, I don’t know if you’ve noticed but The Sun now supports the Tories, and your dreams of a hung parliament have just been shat on from great height.
Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahah……ha.
hmm… what a dick.
dick, you have failed to factor in the lack of popular support for the tories.
oh dear.
you think you will gain that from the knuckleads and warmongers at the sun?
well, I suppose it is a marriage made in hell.
and so I must congratulate you for hooking up with the satanists and I wish the tory party the best of luck keeping that particular bunch of guttersnipes happy.
oh, and a hung parliament is still very much on the cards you dullard. any intelligent non tribal voter, which excludes you, should consider voting and perhaps even canvassing for their local independent candidate.
it is called democracy you fuckwit.
I am sure these tory trolls are getting dimmer. must be all the crack.
Errr….you have failed to factor in that Tory support is always underestimated in the polls. Now stick your cock in what’s left of your chilli beef pot noodle and weep butt fuck.
OH JESUS FUCKING WEPT!
for fucks sake freddy, you are an incredibly stupid troll.
do you understand the purpose of polls?
clearly not.
polls are propaganda tools designed to influence the vote.
and how do you influence the vote freddy you dumb fuck?
by polling BIG FUCKING NUMBERS YOU TIT.
david cameron has failed to break through the pre-requisite 50% mark.
therefore the polls are having little influence over the vote.
and that is because there is no popular support for the tories freddy, you imbecile.
round and round it goes innit.
that is the problem for the tories, no BIG NUMBERS no BIG MAJORITY.
medidate on that motherfucker.
note to reader: fuck tory c’unts like freddy, vote independent.
You’ve just confirmed your status as the blog nutter. Congratulations.
I am top boy freddy.
and you have just had your fucking brains bashed out by your intellectual superior.
take your beating like a man not a mouse and fuck off.
good lad.
Bottom Boy,
So you’ve finally given up on “The Post Man” being Prime-Minister?
You were so certain. Were you mistaken?
Caareful tat you might get what you wish for. Un;ess there is a LibDem wipeout, if there is a hung parliament they will hold the balance of power, rather than independents. So whoever gives them the best bribes – and it could be Gordon – will form the next government. Better to have a tory government with a wafer thin majority so the indies can kick them around, than Brown back in power.
He is in denial and he is surrounded by a bunch of toadies who tell him what he wants to hear so that they can keep their stinking lucrative jobs.
He is not in the wrong it is us, an ungrateful and undeserving public.
How many black puddings would you get from that?
TaT, whilst I see where you are coming from here, the reality is that there isn’t a single one of these self-serving bastards that would risk going down in history as the shortest serving PM on record.
They are all eyeing the contest to replace him starting the day after the next general election and positioning themselves ready for that internal ideological battle.
That will be a bloody battle, because labour has ceased to mean anything (other than being in power solely to be the bankers whores) for many many years now, since the charlatan architects of “new labour” hijacked that deluded, but once proud and value led party. So those vying for the crown, will have to find a philosophy to fight for. Without having had one for so many years, they will fight like ferrets in a sack!
like it or lump it we are stuck with Brown up until he is forced to call a general election.
gordon brown is a liar.
this country cannot be led by a liar like gordon brown.
and it is not safe for the labour party to allow him to remain in office as brown is mentally ill to a degree that he may not be a danger to himself but he is certainly a danger to others.
on top of his deteriorating mental health is the fact that gordon brown is simply not up to the job.
note to gordon brown: you are not good enough gordon, you are just not good enough. you tried but failed. by not stepping down you are doing great damage to the labour movement. you must step down now, before you damage it beyond repair.
resign.
for the good of the labour movement and for the long term benefit of working class people throughout the country, resign.
every day you remain in office is another blow to the movement you claim to represent. represent us no longer, we do not want your representation. you are a liar, your presence causes more damage to the movement than good.
resign.
Tat, if we asked you really nicely, would you agree to look after labour until the election?
I’ve thought long and hard, and you seem to me to be the ideal candidate, taylor made for the job.
You can swear at reporters, flounce out of studios, be as rude as you want, AND GET PAID FOR IT.
You know it makes sense.
slim fookin margin ! they are going to disappear off the radar altogether.
Their brand has become toxic and will stay that way for a very long time.
Would you trust this bunch of thieving liars again ? few will.
Oh i dont know could be a case of SUN stroke . if youve been in the bunker for a long time all that SUN at brighton may make you feel a bit grumpy , combination of SUN and SKY and fresh air coming down from manchester bound to make you a bit queezey , put a large pap camera in his hands and Kay might have gone for the throat .
looks like the coastal breeze has turned into a bitter chill wind .
hope they respect conference protocol next week .
Still nothing from the lib dems , no comment at all ! on any Labour policy ! dear oh dear so not really the independent minded party then that wants to offer a real alternative to voters in so called labour seats , come to think of it i still dont know if they agree deficiet can be halved in 4 years , oh er major floundering there , or do they know that ruins statement means darling will be chutney , musnt forget darling said it was the ruins plan
Gordon trying to do a runner first thing in the morning reminds me of Johnny Cash when he was doing Cocaine.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8282112.stm
He is absolutely Stark Raving Bonkers
His reply does not make sense. He says his action is unique but hasn’t he been banging on that the rest of the world have done the same as him and only the UK Tory party is unique?
quite innocuous – I didn’t see any angst – Gordon was his usual patronising fuck
He’s such a cock.
I’m fucked, absolutely stuffed, get me the hell out of here !!!
Where are you? Shoved up Adam Boulton’s arse?
mmmpppfffhhhh mmmmpppffffhhh
A few years back, when they were planning the Scottish Parliament building, they chose a design by a Spanish architect.
Unfortunately he died before they got very far, so the job was finished by his wife….
Sarah for PM anyone?
Spanish, was he – no wonder the price over-ran -t was all the bribes!
We may have had “Spanish Pactices”, but I think we managed to fuck it up all by ourselves.
Think we wanted our own “Dome”.
That £500m (each) would have come in mighty handy right now.
Just like the billions about to be flushed onto brighton beach in the form of the olympricks…
oh custard
no no, was not spanish, was orrelly men, si? ees why ees big bag of sheet!
You wouldn’t be implying that it looks like an Ikea flatpack put together by a chimp would you?
312 – That, of course, is The WHOLE POINT abaht Modern ARCHITECTURE: Modern, as in ‘Modern’!
It has edginess, and provisionality about it: remember, the Architect’s best friend is the wrecking-ball! What we proclaim as cutting-edge, nervy, so responsive, thought-provoking, provoking, Hoi Polloi will denounce as ‘ugly’, ‘malformed’, ‘insensitive…’ Of course, we’ll go through a show of raised-hands-how-Philistine, knowing that, in a few years, when the concrete looks stained, cracked, and crumbling, we, or our Partners/successors, can be commissioned to design another vile structure to replace it.
The Pompidou Centre?
If it was out in the countryside they’d use it for artillery practise.
The Arc, Bury St. Edmunds?
Mad Gordon Brown the Dictator from Kirkcaldy: “what we’re going to do on . . . , what we’re going to do on . . . , what we’re going to do on . . .” etc., mit staring eyes und stabbing finger.
Er, you’ve had 12 years in government already, Mein Fuhrer. That is the time it takes for a 12 year old Hitler Youth to become a 24 year old SS stormtrooper. It is the duration of two Second World Wars back to back. Why haven’t you done these things already? Why wait until you are within 9 months of a General Election to make all these vergeltung directives? Mein Fuhrer, you are full of scheiße, just like the other occupants of your verrückt bunker.
And why don’t the interviewers pull him up on this?
Good point. At the start of WWII the epitome of warfare was the Spitfire and the twin-engined mosquito – made of wood. Five years later we were dealing with jet fighters, medium range missiles and nuclear bombs.
Meanwhile, in twice that timeframe, Labour has banned fox-hunting and fucked the economy.
Jackasses.
Competition accelerates innovation.
Socialist love cartels and hate competition!
No wonder the economy stagnates when the State religion is Marxist.
Oh, please… the private sector are worst of all for price fixing. That’s why PFI’s, utilities etc etc are so shit. You talk about systems and take no account of the fact that people – greed, whatever – will always fuck them up. You always end up with one or two big players calling the shots, saving money by cutting quality… stuff doesn’t last anymore, TV appealing to the lowest common denominator, service support down the pan….
Brilliant!!! Well said, what we are all thinking…
Beloved Chump.
More Tory smears on labourlist is dolly back for the election ?
http://www.labourlist.org/tories-euro-allies-support-deeply-homophobic-law
they are a dying breed so they have to keep bringing back their failures to prop up the rapidly collapsing fantasy world which they inhabit.
SO why is Child benefit not means tested or even assessed?
Sian Williams gets it and the village bike gets it, no sane person would give either a penny.
What IS up with him?
Half the child benefit gets used for alcohol anyway (in my house anyway).
it stemmed from the idea years ago (at the time of the establishment of the Welfare State and the NHS) that Government bore a moral responsibility for ALL children in this country, regardless of the child’s background and class. ALL children would equally be assisted and that the government should provide some financial assistance to all children born in this country.
This they did through the tax system by having a child allowance in the tax code. All well and good, all children, regardless of class or backround, without prejudice of any kind, would recieve state aid to give them a start in life. However the really poor people who did not earn enough to pay tax recieved no help, so it was decided that a payment book would be issued and the universal child allowance would be a universal benefit that could be collected in cash at the post office as a recognition of the state’s moral obligation to assist ALL children get a good start in life.
At least that is the theory.
I prefer to go with the theory that wherever it would be chopped(*), it would hit middling-and-whinging voters, the people that seem to matter most to both sides.
(* unless so high it wouldnt save much money).
Yep but ain’t it now just a political posturing bribe?
FFS yjere is NO need to pay this benefit except to the poorest and only then if proven to go to the child and not to the mother’s vices.
So you want to encourage poor people to have children they cannot afford to look after.
Not a good idea.
Dunno about Universal but when the Polish plumbers, builders and waitresses turned up all of a sudden – Their kids back in the remnants of commie Eastern Europe were all entitled to child benefits too.
Nice.
Is simple. Give everybody a (say) 2000 quid tax-free allowance per kid.
You work you get to keep more money.
You not work you get to fill out forms to remind you not to get knocked up when you can’t afford to support your own fucking kid. Innit. And the cash you do get is worth less than the (say) 2000K tax free allowance. Important that.
I’d “borrow” about 10 kids.
The best tax level on earned-income is zero.
Because it makes people vote Labour.
Means testing benefits means punishing people for being productive.
Not a good idea.
I favour an single tax LVT to fund a citizens dividend that all get equally (minus a minimal state).
There will be no and I mean NO means testing
Just continue to give all of your money to me
As a pragmatist I see your point. A ‘citizens dividend’ with a flat tax is simple to administer. The down-side is that if you make the ‘citizens dividend’ a liveable amount then human nature dictates that people will simply settle for the free cash and then vote themselves even more free cash.
And there is a political party right now in existence who is only too happy to promise you more of that free cash. And if they didn’t then there would be another one that would mushroom tomorrow who would promise you that free cash (SNP anybody?).
You have to have enough folk feeling that a tax rise here or a tax rise there will affect them otherwise they will simply vote themselves free swimming pools, lear jets and hot and cold running whores.
And Bill Gates can pay. He’s got enough money.
That’s Labour policy folks.
It’s all the bankers fault. Lets tax ‘em at 50% and raise 2bn quid. That’s 1% of the way towards our deficit. If we tax the ‘rich’ at 100% we’ll be 6% towards balancing the budget.
Learjets for everybody.
Vote Labour.
The good thing about an LVT is that it hits the Laffer Maxima really quickly.
If they vote for councils to spend then they get less dividends.
It actually is a force for a smaller state.
+++Union Boss Rips Up Copy Of Sun+++
How long before these morons are burning books?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8283549.stm
Rip away, comrade. I’ve just been over the road to secure my copy of the historic soaraway issue (strictly to stare at the tits, you understand).
I bought a copy for the first time in about 6 years or so. I thought it would become a collector’s item.
Recognising finally the start of the end of the biggest political experiment and the biggest fuck-up in UK political history.
Probably the most physical bit of work his done in his life. More tax credits, pensions Gordon for our memebers
They already want to ban people with certain political views from most jobs, funny that it’s not Muslim extremists they are trying to ban but the main opposition to Labour in the north of England
Either you’re not very good with Numbers, or you think the conservatives are barred.
Look at the voting figures for the B-N-P in Barnsley.
No Conservatives within a mile.
Don’t worry, the Tories are next on the banned list, in fact they are already banned from the BBC.
Notice that the edge of the paper had been pre-torn for him.
He almost tore it in half before making his speech (watch it again) Tosser he his. Then he realised he better say something or people would think he was making preps for a Bar B Que
Have posted on this earlier Tony(commisar)Woodley,ripping up the sun in a grand gesture.
The man is a communist shithouse not fit to run a whelk stall never mind a union he is in it for himself as are the other union leaders,big pay big pensions and perks.
They couldn,t give a shit for their members who they see as donation fodder for Nuliebour.
With their strike mentality just what have they achieved other than drive private enterprise out of this country,whilst back on the ranch they realised that public services should be their powerbase,far easier than confrontation with profit based companies who needed to make a profit to survive and provide employment.
So we now have millions of workers paid for from the public purse which they see as a bottomless pit of cash.
Dont get me wrong I firmly believe that front line services ie-doctors,nurses,police,firemen,front line council workers etc etc are worth their weight in gold,but its the others I object to the myriad of useless pc jobs dreamt up by the various unfathomable organisations,I wont go into the job descriptions you have seen them and know what I mean.
These union commissars protect these useless non productive parasites as well.
In my town for instance we have a Chief Executive Officer who gets paid 193k a year plus perks and gold plated pension,we also have a leader of the council on 60k a year,in addition we have layers and layers of directors,deputies,managers and so on.
The town is suffering like most other towns,shops shut,other businesses failing etc:,but what do I see hordes of africans now walking around,designer gear,benefits,
bus passes,kids in prams,another under the skirt,who the hell is letting this happen in my town.
Yes Tony Woodley might well tear up the Sun Newspaper,but it is him and his ilk who are instrumental in tearing this country apart with multicultural claptrap.
Finally a personal message to Mr Woodley and his other commissar friends,the communist system is dead and buried never to come back,we have moved on from communism(ie:-state capitalism)or haven,t you noticed,liebours attempt to bring it back has failed big time,as you will see come the next election,it,s a pity that we cant try you and your masters for treason against this nation.
EXCELLENT POST, #537, hear hear
It brought back memories of Derek Hatton, another own goal by these chumps
The Sun sets on labour and Dave has a new shiny rectum emission
There were only about 30-40 people in the audience.
They burnt the book on economics and the Weimar Republic long ago.
History has nothing to teach these jackasses. They are ‘insurgents’ to sanity.
O/T, but this is scary. If any journalists question Brown on this, the Nokias will fly….
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/finance/edmundconway/100001160/britains-rollover-crunch/
Thank you Engineer.
It’s the £6,000 a second, stupid.
1/2 a billion a day
Holy shit!!!!
What about my career pathway if Gordo loses the election ?
I had a career pathway. Everything was good. I had been working for my company for 17 years. I was made redundant in April this year.
Career pathway? I’m lucky if I even get to interview.
Baroness Scotland needs a new cleaner.
I was born in the wrong country, I’m afraid.
One of the EU countries?
I can get you fake passport for £500.
360 – I had 12 months ‘on the dole’ a few years ago: most of what the Government offers is crap (one ‘Government-backed Initiative’ had us sitting for a day in an office, with occasional people popping their heads in – ‘Oh: hasn’t your Tutor turned up yet?’
I got on one course which, I reckoned, if I’d got on to/qualified for on Day 1, I’d have been almost seamlessly back in work: but the Job-Centre had put A4 posters about thirty feet away! They were called ‘Vocats’, and, if they’re still going, I raise a glass to them: I applied all their techniques, was interviewed, was offered the job. Unfortunately, the job was so part-time, that I couldn’t take it.
Believe me, there IS life after P45! You have a Redundancy Payment? I didn’t. I – and my Wife and children – survived: you will.
fvcking same position here mate; made redundant thanks to Gordon’s saving of the world economy, once he recognised that we were actually in a recession that is after denying it for 12 months, haven’t had a sniff of an interview, 45 years old, had to crawling to the fvcking dole office to be interviewed by some spotty unshaven little scrote who couldn’t even fvcking spell and kept calling me by my first name like we were best mates. Fvcking 20+ years in electronics and the little pr1ck is telling me to look at jobs a fvcking Tongan wouldn’t do.
Next Labour “chump” who comes canvassing to my house will get the fvcking hosepipe turned on them – if I’m in a good mood that day.
Mcfvckwit understands what it’s like for ordinary families, does he? can I have his salary for a month then? Can I live in a free house like him and his fvcking mates do? Can I have a w4nkstain gravy train job in Europe for fvcking up too like him?
Never thought I’d say it but I’m fvcking loving Rupert Murdoch and his Sun rag today!
gordons fucked , we fucked , the Huntrys fucked .
TO THE BUNKER
Get a fucking move on and donate you hoons.
http://www.justgiving.com/EODAfghanistanbombsuitchallenge/
The Joint Force EOD Group (JF EOD Gp) is currently deployed on Operation HERRICK 10 in Afghanistan where our soldiers are responsible for searching for and destroying Improvised Explosive Devices (IEDs) and Conventional Weapons across the Helmand Region of Afghanistan. As a mark of the hard work completed by our soldiers of all ranks we will be running this charity event with the aim of raising £10,000 for BLESMA, The British Limbless Ex-Service Men’s Association.
To raise these much needed funds we will be carrying out a 24 hour Bomb Suit Challenge in Camp Bastion on the 6th October 2009. As many members of the Group as possible will take part by putting on the bomb suit (which weighs 50Kgs) and walking round the perimeter of the camp. This will be done as a relay so while one person is walking, one will be getting ready to walk; as you will no doubt be aware the temperature here is normally around 36 degrees centigrade at this time of year so this will be no mean feat.
BLESMA is a charity for disabled Ex-Service Men and Women, their dependants and widows. It operates throughout England and Wales and is a Registered Charity, Number 1084189. The Association works to assist Service Men and Women who have lost a limb or limbs, or one or both eyes, or the use of limbs as a result of service in any branch of Her Majesty’s Forces or Auxiliary Forces, and to provide help and support, where called upon to their dependants.
Done.
Stay lucky Felix.
Anything that takes care or helps our service men and women is a truly worthy cause, i’ll dig into my pockets.
Done.
The Tories should offer Clegg a deal to annihilate Labour. Cleggy won’t know what to do, and it would snatch away the last straw of hope for Brown and his traitorous, parasitical sycophants.
Stand back and enjoy the show!
I read they where putting the feelers out to Clegg and the Lib Dems before there conference started but they probably aren’t too bothered now after seeing the publics disgust with them.
the perilous state of our country is made manifest again by this little piece of ‘cultural awareness’ by the Met:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/artanddesign/2009/sep/30/brooke-shields-naked-tate-modern?commentpage=1
we are all criminals and paedophiles now – welcome to new labour’s united kingdom of gloom
dolly, damian and alastair campbell. 3 failed publicists. Expect them all back for the GE. gordon is scraping the barrel.
He’s got no choice. They’re the only people still speaking to him.
One to wipe his arse, one to wipe his mouth and one to wipe his nose.
I’m prepared to acknowledge that as an excellent put-down.
Well done. Carry on mocking the incompetent jackasses.
I wonder just what dirt The Sun have got stashed away in the safe in the editor’s office about senior Labour politicians? Some pretty explosive stuff, I imagine. Twelve years worth, all kept under wraps and hidden from the great unwashed on Uncle Rupert’s orders. Until now…….
Do Labour really think it’s wise to go to war with the Dirty Digger?
I’ve never bought the Sun, but I might if they had a juicy story about some high-roller in government.
They (well, Rebekah the editor) turned down the biggest story of the year – something about epenses. I think one of the serious papers ended up with that one…
They have got some standards, then. Quite astonishing that a paper like that should turn down such a scoop.
I’m not sure that Mr Murdoch was too happy about having missed the story! Rebekah since got promoted out of the way, as happens to senior managers everwhere!
BTW, story from the “No Expenses Spared” book – highly recommended, and buying it is a pat on the back to the journalists of the year
I’d buy a copy of The Sun for every member of my family if they ran a really juicy story about someone senile or senior lord in government
The Labour Party must be completely bonkers to have such a public row with “The Sun” or to show their sourness and infantile pique with the media over the hard time they are at long last giving Brown and Labour.For the past 14 years the media in this country – with a few honourable exceptions -have been onside with Labour and have by their lack of questioning,believing what they were told by Campbell and the sheer laziness of printing Labour Party Press Releases almost verbatim or giving Labour Ministers a “soft ride” in questioning not performed the duty that a democracy requires of its “Fourth Estate”. At long last one or two or even four of the “journos” have re-discovered their courage(perhaps they’ve read a copy of the Prime Minister’s many tomes on the quality – God knows he’s written enough on the subject) actually have realised what journalism should be about – fearlessly asking the questions of a government that has for 12 years shamelessly used them for its own ends and was not above telephoning editors to give them a foul-mouthed tirade if a story is not to their liking or demanding that it be “pulled” and to their eternal shame some editors bowed to that pressure when the correct response would have been to tell the caller to “fuck off!”
The present sulky,childish,spiteful rage at “The Sun” deciding to back the Opposition is a prime example of the petty spitefulness that has singled out this Labour Government.They are “small men and women” who have grown used to the fawning of a syncophantic press and media and when they start to be asked unpalatable questions about the spin and deceit of the past 12 years and the obvious lack of credible funding for their ever more desperate policies to woo back the “Middle Classes” who Brown and they have done more than any other party to destroy -they don’t like it.
Brown increasingly lives in a fantasy world.A world where he believes that he personally saved the World’s Banking System and Economy single-handedly and where he is truly a great political leader whose words are hung on to by other statesmen.He is none of those things of course.He is simply a man who has been promoted above his abilities and who is incapable of offering the change that this country desperately needs.The sooner he and his party are defeated at the polls the better for the country
Check the ones who haven’t dared to speak up against the Sun.
EUSSR ? – count me in.
Brown is so patronising when being interviewed by women. It’s a wonder he resists the urge to pat them on their little heads.
He should pat them on the ass then tell Hattie about it.
I disagree. He’s equally patronising and condescending when being interviewed by men.
We just dont see do you see. We just dont understand do you understand. It’s our sub-180-self-proclaimed-IQ that holds us back.
If we would just believe.
If we would just report what he says instead of questioning the inconsistency and the lack of detail then we would all be so much more content while he got on with the serious business of telling us all how to live our lives.
I’m sorry, I’m sorry, you’ve got that completely, if I may say so, completely wrong. You see, what history tells us is that you have to believ what I say because I know what has been happening here. It all started in America
Brilliant. Goebbels was strutting this in March 1945. So many parallels with New Labour. They are indeed Britain’s National Socialists. Truly mad, truly evil.
Did Boulton survive or is he now an Un-Dead?
He’s been found dead with his wrist slashed in a forest, but oddly there’s no blood. Perhaps Mandy the Mince of Darkness has drunk it all.
He is just a huge lifeless blancmange. Hang on, he was before.
I keep confusing him with Eamonn Holmes.
Are you blind? Boulton is the one who has a head that looks it is about to explode under great pressure.
I don’t really.
Anyone want to bet that every Labour MP caught cheating or shagging around or every Union boss up to no good is going to get fucking hammered by the Murdoch press from now until June?
Let’s hope so.
No way will Mark Oaten want to join a coalition with Labour now.
I though being dumped on was his thing?
8 months of showtime, and only 30p a ticket.
I’m going to chance a few bob tomorrow on labour coming 3rd next June.
Good bet.
you reckon they will do as well as third ? nah the carcass is rotten and stinking even in far away northern places its penetrating stench is undeniable.
If enough credible independents could get a toe in the door, we could see some really interesting political theatre.
Throw some cash at Labour 4th too.
Steve Expat has found the sky clip extended-its up near the top at 9:17pm. Thanks Steve
It’s here now too – Thanks for the hat-tip Ivor
BTW, Credit to YouTube user “liarpoliticians”
http://www.youtube.com/user/liarpoliticians for loads more where that one came from!
What’s the difference except Guido has added a Psycho sound track?
I bet Fondlebum is laughing his withered Homo balls off.
Nothing better than seeing a much despised EX implode.
http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid1184614595?bctid=42832252001
2:29 in, the full walkoff from Adam Bolton.
AB: “You’re staying here, you’re staying here”
GB: “No”
Right on so many levels
Thanks. Best one I’ve seen so far.
hahahahahahahahahaa what a complete wankstain
I’ve trawled the all the links above, and this is the one. Epic (although the whole piece is worth watching). Damning. Disturbing.
Well done Video Uncut, whoever you are, and however you got it.
Sorry, of course, it’s CH4 who got it (but thanks to “Video Uncut” for posting it). Kate Burley’s reaction is great (see above, lots) but Adam Boulton’s face in this is the real picture..
Yes. Brilliant. Thanks again but I also thought the commentary was interesting too; One reason for Murdochs’ backing is the hope that Dave will get a yes vote on europe in any referendum, no doubt with Murdoch help.
[...] Tip: Guido] Posted in [...]
Gulags for pram faces? bloody hell, why not compulsory sterilisation orders or better yet, euphanise them.
This is even better
I think Gordon just needed a dump. I’ve been there, done it, shat it and got the T shirt.
No -it was just Gordon having a “John Nott moment” .Pity the bugger wasn’t throttled by the mike cable as he got up to leave or did a prat-fall for the watching bemused millions – now THAT would have been well worth the 30p price of “The Sun” !
Fucking quality! What a [B]Hunt[/B]!
Looks like sky after playing “coy” all day have decided to release the full version tonight.
Not a happy bunny wouldn’t you say?
Boulton “You are staying here”
Brown “NO”
“You’re staying here! You’re staying here!”
“No! noo-noo!”
Sounded like a toddler refusing his cereal.
The expression on Adam Bolton’s face was priceless!
Brown probably could not hack a live TV debate, based on these performances.
But this clip doesn’t have Kay taking the piss afterwards.
There’s two versions. One that cuts to Burley’s joke about Weetabix (posted above) and this one that stays with the same shot and catches Broon trying to run away from Boulton.
Ha haaa, ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! Fookin hell Adam, wot ‘ave you done my son???
I’ll bet Mr Boulton’s on a no-fly/domestic terrst list already!
Me too I guess and “so what”. At least I can sleep soundly at night.
We all know who the real terrsts are don’t we? Well, don’t we??????
I hope some of you editing whiz-kids can compile the gobsmacked expressions of all the journo’s Gordy’s come into contact with this week! I’ll see him frogmarched from no 10 in a straightjacket as I’ve predicted for some time – mark my words.
LOL Boltons face is like ”WHERE YOU OFF TO LAD”.
He’s gone to find the rattle he threw out of his pram
Can’t… stop… watching
I know, Anon 494, me neither (laughs like a drain)….if looks could kill!
J U S T R E S I G N GORDY and take Baroness Scotland with ye.
The Mandy and Gordy show is the best thing on TV in ages!
I wouldn’t want someone like him near my child’s school – pure look of evil intent and malice if ever I saw it
LOL OH GOD this is funny. Gordon does a runner LOL.
Don’t forget us! We’ve got errr……. oh, fuck it.
At the end of an interview, you wait a second or two so the editors can cut smoothly to the next segement and they obviously expected Brown to smile sweetly at Boulton. The stare was his attempt to repress his anger at knowing that he was being made to look a “chump” (thanks Mandy) and he had no-one to blame but himself. It wasn’t as if Boulton pressed him particularly hard.
The walkoff is his anger turning to fury – a nokia moment.
Before the interview, they will have run over the format which looks as if it included the ending, whereby Gordon was expected to stay in place while Boulton did a handover – the camera shot had changed to Boulton only. Brown obviously was furious and couldn’t get out fast enough – and barged past Boulton – completely oblivious to the fact that he was making himself look like a “chump”.
Aye, CHUMP is the new HOON.
HOONP
Finally some real developments!!
With the potential for positive outcome.
I have waited for such a long time to see this man ‘crack’. Now, i’m no sadist and I wouldn’t neccessarily laugh at someone else’s misfortunes, but Gordo is a very special case. It would also be ‘splendid’ if he takes a load of his ‘special group’ with him.
A scene from the Labour Party “backroom” perhaps ?
He should have said “and don’t think of replacing me with Eva fucking Brown either”
Just a thought.
The Prime Minister is allocated a detachment of bodyguards – don’t know the technical term, but something like Close Protection – some of whom carry handguns.
Are their duties to protect the Gorgon from us, or to us from the Gorgon?
From all the clips I’ve seen, Brown’s “bodyguards” appear to be spotty-faced-rucksack-shoulderbag-carrying-socialist-yes-men(boys, actually)-wannabees!! ergo: career politicians just waiting to be interns for some corporate-bankster-g20-carbon-neutral-princes-trust-bono-loving-world-statesman-of-the-year-fabian-socialist-EU-Lisbontreaty-loving-warmongering-liars to boot.
lol, I think they are supposed to protect him from ‘us’ but I imagine they would step into any altercation invoving their man – irrespective of who started it!
35mm Nokia Armour Piercing Rounds as standard are loaded!
So how close was Boulton to having a Nokia thrown in his direction?
It’s like shooting at a barn door with Boulton – you can hardly miss the fat fucker. So I would say very close.
Labour’s very own Brighton bomb. The pen truly is mightier than the sword.
I suppose ‘chump’ is the new ‘hoon’ lolol, rofl, lmfao!!!
Anyone know where I can get a good cleaner?
In Scotland.
Try Tonga.
Who do you need cleaned?
I have a very fierce expression I learned at Bullingdon to show my disaproval
it’s the look I give when I think of being buggered up the arse by Georgie porgie
Sad that there’s still a lone Labour troll around wasting his time pissing in the wind.
Sad there are still fucksticks that think this blog is the property of wavy davy Cameron and that any criticism of him must be by Liebore
think Tebbit is a socialist or NuLiebore do you shit for brains ?
This blog is fresh air….a voice for those who know that freedom is ultimately the best for ALL. Who really care without sentimentality and have no time for bullshit and evasion. For those who are blessed with humour and can both give and take. We want the best for our country and our neighbours.
Best pub in town.
End of story.
if chump is the new hoon, surely c.unt is the new chump…what goes around , comes around…eh, Mandy!!!!
Emily Maitlis..terrific legs on Newsnight, better than mine!!
And Suzy from Taxpayers’ Alliance. Sigh.
Hattie Lezbo will be demanding she covers up.
Emily is a lover of the Labour party and proven so. Dont get fooled by a nice pair of pins
She is and always has been part of the problem
I bet Hattie would do her though.
Where is Labour’s media management gone?
They were sent to get Gordy’s cocktail of downers and uppers. Looks like they didn’t make it back in time.
I’m proposing a new policy whereby members of right-wing extremist parties will no longer work in the public sector or have the vote. Voting determines what happens with public money so cannot be allowed to be decided by racism. This policy will apply from next month, for the B&P, Conservative Party, Lib Dems, UKIP, SNP and Greens.
I would also like to announce that Gordon will show courage by going on SkyNews’ leaders debate, providing that they adhere to the anti-racist policy I outlined a moment ago.
You have to laugh, the amount of ideas Gordon Brown nicks from the B&P he’d have to be booted out under his own rules lol.
You reminded me of something.
Human Rights legislation will not allow Brown to ban teachers from joining a legal political party.
Only yesterday I regretted having to wait 7 months but now I would like today to be like groundhog day until this very sick man is finally hospitalised.
BAE deals being discussed on Newsnight apparently it will be referred to the Attorney General for a decision. Thats the very own Hooness Scottie?
Bribery allegations alleged and SFO involved.
holy shit!
Dont worry it will only be a technical breach
I’ll get it cleaned up. £6 an hour?
McHoon will make sure that he won’t have to do a B.Liar and step into to “scotch” it himself – He’ll get de baroness Patrizya de Scootland de Tongan Rugmuncher to do it then he can sack her in yet another pathetic attempt to make himself look good. You betcha, I’ve seen it in my crystal passport
Question:
What on earth does Mandy know about cnts?
Oh, he works with some – sorry….
I think you mean ‘chumps’ he he he nay – bwa ha ha ha ha ha hahaaaaaaaa
Nearest he gets !
Was that his bodyguard behind him at the seaside ? Hand poised over his inside jacket pocket ? Scary -not.
It’s a Browning Automatic arse squirt deodourizer in a shoulder holster
Browning automatic?
Fucking shit.
Should have got himself a SIG.
Meltdowns must be contagious:
“Ed Balls gives the worst speech I’ve ever heard from a government minister”
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/janetdaley/100011983/ed-balls-gives-the-worst-speech-ive-ever-heard-from-a-government-minister/
Watched it,it was a joke,before it began he had a prize giving just like a school one.
Balls is a fucking cretin
Paxo vs Mandy on Newsnight. I’m guessing his lordship will handle himself rather better than the Gorgon though.
Pair of chumps, they are.
Watching newsnight. Is Paxo wearing a black tie?
Looks black with stars or something,maybe he’s preparing for a somebody’s funeral.
The (not very) sad demise of Nulabour?
I’ve just got back from the pub. Can anyone tell me if Mad Gordon has been sectioned yet?
A very bad case of PM tension perphaps
Ah our new prime minister
Don’t you mean ‘Kay Burley’and not ‘Kate Burley’ Guido?
Newsnight just reported that the first time that the cabinet heard about A/V was on the cards was when they heard it in the prime mentalists speech. Apparently this was not the only thing and other points mentioned were also not discussed in cabinet. Talk about policy on the hoof. Bear in mind this is the BBC reporting.
Manglebum has just said its not correct so its totally true then. Boulton now kicking Mandleslime in the nuts.
This is truly Adolf in the bunker, absolutely surreal.
The British government is in meltdown. It is a total shambles and a disgrace.
If this was fiction, no-one would believe it. It would be thrown out as too far fetched.
Was “The Last Supper” nearly deserted last night ? Heard that passers by were being dragged in to make the numbers up.
Gordon Brown seems to be a very angry and very disturbed man. I would not like to be living or working anywhere near such a dangerous person.
It would not surprise me if he crept up behind one of his work colleagues, like David Miliband or Alan Johnson, and smashed them over the head with a chair or a photocopier. I believe he would also be capable of torturing them, for instance by trying to staple their heads to the floor by their ears.
Somebody should warn all of his colleagues that they are in potential danger from this bizarre prime minister. After that, the police and the medical people should escort him to a secure hospital, preferably in a strait-jacket, for his safety and the safety of others.
Homosexuals are often into torturing each other, I hear nailing their testicles to floors is quite common. Anyone checked Gorgon and Mandy’s scrotums out?
Probarly half the cabinet
Kee-er-ist…. no, thanks. Don’t want to be anywhere close to their private (or public) parts.
Here it is in action.
http://wiki.bmezine.com/index.php/Nailing
Ahem! Scrotum, goes like Bellum is neuter, ergo plural is scrota!
*throws nokia shaped board-duster as dunce*
Mandy alleges he does not know how much removing hospital parking will cost ….. there are approx 500 hospitals in England and each one makes about a million per annum from charges –
Half a Billion Mandy! – and you know it!
Again why the fuck didn’t Paxo just say scrap the charges now, you’re in Government you don’t have to wait until next June.
because it’s the usual conference bullshit that only fools will believe ?
in their usual fashion, its a labour bribe, IF we win the election, we won’t scrap hospital car parking charges like we promised, we’re a lieing bunch of hoons. Ya’ll fell for it again tee hee.
In reality the NHS should hand over the management of hospital cark parks to the splendid volunteers who do the tea shops and raise money for charities.
Government should not be raising income from those unfortunate enough to have to visit or stay in a hospital, it is generally because of urgent medical need that they are there in the first place. They are highly unlikely to be on a picnic.
Operating hospital car parks on the same basis as a shopping center car park or a tourist attraction – eg for profit, is obscene.
And they are collectivly deluded enough to believe they will get away with it.
Hey this is their conference week, revealing in all of it’s splendor, They have just showcased their party and this is the best that they have left.
This was it – their cream, the pinnacle, was you inpressed to give them another go at trashing whatever they missed the first time around ?
Yeah sure we will.
If your a long-term patient you get free parking.
Before 1997, all hospital parking was free before these Labour turds got in and started imposing charges on sick people and their visitors.
McMental,shown up for what he is:-unstable.
Mandelscum,shown up for what he is:-a liar.
I rest my case.
The poisoned poof is on with Paxo talking about “democracy” that coming from one of the many unelected tools in this shit Government.
must be why Paxo made Miliband look like a complete tit last night and Marr asked Brown about pills
Brown is clearly a sociopath. As frustration sets in, his mask is slipping more and more, and the venom and sheer hatred at his core is increasingly revealing itself.
He is an extremely disturbed and potentially dangerous individual and it is a disgrace that such a creature was allowed to force his way in to the role of prime minister.
Mandy,the suns little bombshell, he’s gotta be kidding one fookin big atom bomb
The quip about a small earthquake was not in very good taste given that over a thousand people may have lost their lives in Sumatra today.
Hillarious Broon satire from Garald Warner of the DT…
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/geraldwarner/100011993/gordon-trashes-another-television-studio/
““Welcome to the Blue Peter studio, Prime Minister.”
“Thanks, Helen, it’s a pleasure to be here.
“Quite, Prime Minister. Can I ask you first of all if you watched our previous item on making tablet – ”
“Stop that! I tell you, I’m not on any tablets. This is character assassination by the BBC – I didn’t come here to be insulted!”…
ROFL. It’s open season, now….
We’ve got another 7 months of the MSM slowly turning into Private Eye, the Daily Mash or HIGNFY !!
Brown is now an absolute laughing stock with everyone, it would be funny if it were not so damn serious.
I wonder what the Italians think as we mock their PM? Would you prefer the letch or the loony?
@ least Berlusconi can get it up and he actual loves being in the company of nubile nymphets, which of the pond scum labourettes could compare ?
Brown is so overtly misogynistic that it oozes out of his every pore as demonstrated in several videos published today. Why he might feel that way toward Adam Bolton, only heaven and his shrink would know, Gorgon certainly doesn’t.
There is a difference. Berlusconi is actually popular in Italy, and Italians did vote for him. That will NEVER happen with Gordoom.
Don’t miss it!!!
Guido-
Any chance of putting this on seen elsewhere?
It’s a classic
Seconded
Guido – I really think you should have shown the clip of Boulton hectoring and abusing the demented one over the bun-fight that Sky is trying to engineer. Absoltely disgraceful. I’m cancelling my Sky subscription.
Be warned anyone who kicks Gordon out on the say so of Murdoch.
you can’t criticise Murdoch or Bolton here soft lad
we shall call you a hoon or Draper or a NuLiebore drone for your dissent from the Party line
then you’ll learn your lesson
When Murdoch is the only media channel (the Beeb having been neutered) and Cameron / Osborne have been revealed as the shallow puppets controlled by Rothschild & the NWO, you’ll be sorry you said that.
I agree. The next election should be about our sovereignty and murdoch ain’t british. He’s pro eussr
I saw somewhere that the Sun / Murdoch wants an EU referendum, and that is part of the reason for their support.
Possibly Coffee House.
MANDY GAFFE
Anyone just seen Mandy on Newsnight, talking about Sun switch, says it’s no big deal. “Small earthquake, nobody dead”.
Not a good day for that particular analogy.
Oops!
…or, to use modern parlance,
EPIC FAIL!
Hoon of the highest order, and rather insensitive to say the least.
Made me cringe as well. I thought a question about BAE would have been put to the business sec and Tony’s best mate. I think we are about to find out why the Baroness kept her job.
Its a good day to bury 100 dead Indonesians bad news
Why are people intimidated by either McMental or Fondlebum?
Pair of pooves who would lose a fight in any of the inner city play grounds that they are both so fond of visiting.
Probably get the shit kicked out them by 10 year old carib girls if it wasnt for them having police CPOs.
Blair Brown and friends have pretty much controlled the MSM since 97. It’s why there’s still over ten million people in this country without a f*cking clue how bad zanu really are.
Here’s a point though. In the Dark Lord interview, Mandy said Murdoch hadn’t approved of the switch. That makes sense. If Murdock turns on this pack of tards, they are very likely to look at a certain Media Empire’s Monopoly. There can’t be a single reader here who thinks they won’t do that.
Anyone reckon that’s why Murdoch jas said it wasn’t his decision?
This could get very messy very quickly, especially as Mandy has now called them ‘Chumps’
615
Agree, blame your staff,Murdoch knows that’s what these turds will do anyway.
Newsnight just broadcast an interview with the Lord of Darkness. They were talking about the Sun switching to the conservatives.
He stated something along the lines of ‘The printed media isn’t what it was’ then essentially stated the internet was just as important as the printed media (that’ll come back to bite them next time there’s a bloggers exclusive.)
To add insult to injury, he then said the Sun Editorial staff are ‘Chumps’.
I popped into the sun yesterday to read about the switch. They say they have a 10,000,000 readership. If that’s true, Mandelson and Zanu really are toast after tonight.
He actually told the Sun that they were a bunch of “cunts”, but chose to say he used the word “chumps” when challenged by journalists about it this morning.
I note that Harpic, Mandleslime and co were silent about the Sun when it supported NuLabour….funny how they throw their toys out of the pram now….wankers.
Bad losers this lot. No backbone. No courage – just gutless cowards.
Are you serious? That’s fantastic. The end is nigh.
Was reported on bbc earlier. their (quite cute, blonde) journo chased Mandy along Brighton seafront this morning trying to get an answer from him about what he had said.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8281670.stm (halfway down the page, headline “Chumpgate”)
Video here of C4 news chasing him too (with another blonde!)
http://playpolitical.typepad.com/labour_party/2009/09/lord-mandelson-claims-he-said-chumps-not-cts-during-telephone-call-with-news-intl-chief-rebekah-wade.html
He’d better hope his recent business dealings have all been above board cos he’s just made it personal between him and the Sun editors. Any sniff of impropriety and it can all come tumbling down.
How Would An Arse Bandit Know What A C*nt Was ? Oh I Forgot His Boss Is One !
Gordan McMental and his boyfriend peter have my full support
Kay Burley Is The Best Looking RedHead On Tv !
Benedict Brogan in the DT
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/columnists/benedict-brogan/6248447/The-sun-has-finally-set-on-New-Labours-love-affair-with-the-media.html
“Broadcasters who follow him tell of shouting matches, epic rudeness, and finger-jabbing lectures. “It’s like going alone into a cell with a violent prisoner,” one complains.”
Nasty, nasty little man. Has destoyed at least two generations of british lives
What pisses me off about the media is that they must have known this all along. Only coming out with it now NuLab are on the way out.
Lord Glitter has my full confidence in his new role as minister for schools .
Damn, I was planning to write my PhD thesis on ‘The History of the Labour Party 2010 – 2012′.
The History of the Labour Party, 2010.
The End.
A very short dissertation.
Well console yourself it could be done in one sentence..
That sentence would be…………………..?
That you be taken from this court to a place of execution, there to be hanged by the neck until dead.
And may the Lord have mercy on your soul.
The court may rise.
Amen
Hello UK,
We have just moved out our country, England…the overwhelming driving exit force being the current governing party.
In terms of my input, may I just say that we have paid tens of thousands of pounds in tax every year over the last 12 years, and quite a bit more in supporting the nation’s health (sic) in NI contributions.
Now the government gets sweet fuck-all from me. They have just thrown away my input to support 3 immigrant families every year. Before the racists shout, my wife is from Laos and her family have been looking after the poor refugees for many years now in Paris.
You know what, I was never really interested in politics……I more than paid my way etc…….then along came that complete Hunt “President” Anthony Blair. He gave me an interest in politics….oh yes….I noticed an ebbing away of our hard-fought for achievements along with the complete deriliction of duty to look after our country, our borders and fundementally our people – out workforce..
Not only did we do our bit for the HMRC, we also looked after all the local traders in our region….whether it was Tesco’s or my mate Ben at the local “Fags and Mags” corner shop in Tonbridge.
I will most likely not appear on a public website again, but I don hope you manage to cleanse Britain of these vermin, so we can start to reulid a future for our childre.
and Peter, and give the real people a chance to reuild our lives without interference…
Simon & Michele
Good luck to you and your family, I know exactly how you feel.
Very shortly UK PLC will learn just how much in debt we are. Then at last, CUTS to follow very quickly in all non profit, red taped, ponzi, quangos, language smiths, CROOKS, Benefit lifestyle, Large government, inefficiencies, justice, moral hazard, Political lairs and Socialism.
Hopefully leaving the people of the UK a true sense of monetary and self worth, with out handouts from the teat of the state (off the backs of the wealth creaters). And to regain pride and achievment.
I just hope its not too late.
you reap what you sow should be
i left in 2004. loved england and still do. used to own a small business, taxes sky rocketed under TBlair. (hate the Pr**k). was in the pub, lad came in complained that his dole cheque was late. He made it sound like it was a pay cheque and he worked for it, WTF. my wife is in england now, visiting her grandmother, nanny’s 101st birthday today, love the old dear. you know we have to pay for her home help! but my dole cheque is late. I HATE THE LABOUR PARTY!
mick
Well said, Normal Geezer. I suspect you are one of many tens of thousands. And this is the true reason why the UK will never recover.
In response to #678
In a mere fraction of a second, Kays face shows more empathy with common human values than gordon has shown in a dozen years of power.
Watch this gordon – again and again and again – Kays face, in a fraction of a second, says what the whole country is saying, but you are not acknowledging.
Gordon, you have worked hard to claw your way to the top – but you just aren’t up to the top job.
Brown, your mum could have been proud of you becoming chancellor – but she would drop down dead seeing what you have done since…
‘The people need a leader with vision, purpose and courage who can inspire them and fire their imaginations. The Sun believes that man is Tony Blair.’
60 years of communist China being celebrated by the BBC.
You don’t say
I caught part of that.
The state is still run by the communist party
Justice is still run by the communist party
The media is still run by the communist party
NO BEEBOID, do try to keep up, The Sun’s now backing Cameron.
Oops, we got our hopes up too soon… PRVDA can’t stop drooling over 60 years of communist ‘success’.
Preparation for all Brits, once our whole socio-ecomomic system implodes from 12 years of ruin.
(with apologies to Mike Absalom)
THE VOLATILE PRIME MINISTER.
Gordon was not like other men. He had a special wide-nibbed pen.
He shouted: “Feck the Pope!” and then exploded.
His Lordship took off through the air, in red rose briefs and brassiere.
He cried: “I did not know the chump was loaded!”
I give it 48 hours before he resigns due to “ill health”.
I think the thing that made him most angry wasn’t that he lost the sun’s support or that the media was leading on that story; the thing that really made him angry was their headline “Labour’s Lost It” which implies that they’ve literally gone mad. That struck a nerve with him because they’ve implicitly come out and said what everyone else already thinks/knows, ie that the PM is, quite literally, totally insane.