Assinder’s Dark Unsubstantiated Hypocrisy
On his somewhat dark looking blog, Nick Assinder, fresh from resigning from PoliticsHome on a point of high principle, suggests this morning that as a result of The Sun switching “Brown will be hurling staplers and mobiles across his hotel room tonight.” Suggesting that the Prime Mentalist is prone to uncontrollable rages and throwing office equipment around the room.
Who said
So, here is a classic example of a dark, unsubstantiated rumour about the Prime Minister’s personal life that owes its existence entirely to a single blog.
about allegations that the Prime Mentalist pops pills?
Does Nick Assinder have a shred of first hand evidence that Gordon Brown is prone to Nokia throwing? Or is this just a classic single example of a blogger’s hypocrisy?
Guido, you are delicious!
The rage thing was covered by the press in some detail and had a source unlike the pills
What happens when Gordon Brown gets angry? The laser printer gets it
An aide says the prime minister’s fury has seen him hurl pens and a stapler as well as shoving a printer off a desk
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/blog/2009/apr/24/gordon-brown-angry
And it was also covered in PMQ’s unlike the pills rumour
Asked by a Tory MP at prime minister’s question time what the government would do about bullying in the workplace, given the complaints about a “senior Whitehall manager” throwing mobile phones and printers around and swearing at switchboard operators, Brown replied gruffly: “All complaints are dealt with in the usual manner.”
doesn’t mean this blogger isn’t a cock but it ain’t the same
love it
I just want to see that it is hurting, and fucking hurting real bad. I want to see these bastards squirming over the next six months, pleading with us to take heart on them, the underlings. I want to see Brown squirm serially, two or three times a day until the next election and I want to see them fucking hurting just as their policies have made me hurt.
This lot are the biggest load of wankers ever and I would like them to fade into obllivion whilst still believing they are the best thing since sliced bread and I would like to see the bastards go into freefall after the election and irrevocably split up so that they can never again wreak such havoc on this country with their failed economic policies and their arrogant attitude.
Don’t you just fucking love it
As an interesting sidenote to all this, it does raise the question of raising the question of Browns rumoured pill popping in PMQ’s
Would any MP dare try to ask a leading question on it ?
Don’t think Cameron would allow it from the conservative benches somehow and the Libs like to appear nicey nicey even if they campaign in the dirt
But the Scot-Nats… If I remember rightly they are probably still somewhat annoyed at Brown’s cowardice in dodging the Megrahi release question while the same Brown ordered his Scottish Labour friends to put the boot into the Nats for doing exactly what he wanted them to do with Megrahi
Perhaps one of them might welcome a chance to aim a loaded question about the role of anti-depressants in combatting record levels of depression in a recession and whether the Prime Minister took it seriously enough to have a PERSONAL interest in this pressing matter
You would hear a pin drop after that
They might well be rumours but everyone in Westminster has known them for years now. Will anyone cast the first stone at PMQ’s ?
New Campaign
Send an underdog a dog collar
Sometime next May I hope to see “Man Bites Dog” headlines.
send him it your fucking self you self promoting dozy cripple
But this is a serious issue. If a Tory MP was chucking printers and phones about the place and swearing at the secretaries Harriet ‘fucking’ Harman would be apoplectic.
This is workplace bullying. Folk get fired for a lot less. Or at least have to sit through a condescending chat from HR.
But this fucker, fresh from giving his sub-ordinates a whole new arsehole then seeks to foist his unique brand of utter idiocy on the entire UK. And those Labour jackasses just sit there and treat it all as a fucking big joke. ‘Cos they’re one of the bullies mates.
No wonder he hates Boulton. ‘Cos he can’t control him.
But watch for Brown seeking to use his control of the UK banks to call in Murdoch’s loans.
Yeah but Murdoch will go all pro-euro gooey like the Irish Times and lobby like hell. I stand to be corrected.
You mean the dirty digger changes his mind for his own advantage
Murdochs huge debt and creditors are mostly in the US
Some of them might well have UK interests though
But make no mistake, all is not roses in the Murdoch garden
Little Murdoch junior was clearly furious that he didn’t get his own way on BBC renewal and license as well as the broadcasting small print about network holdings
And some of the anti-competitive clauses and european actions on things like sport are going to make daddy Murdoch a whole lot more unhappy fairly soon
“Nothing lasts forever” to quote Francis Urquart as he presciently turned over a picture of Maggie
Do you remember the use of “junk bonds” in the US they saved RM’s bacon, his creation of sky and obliterating the opposition put a lot of pressure on his finances (News Int Corp)
Best bit about the Boulton interview is Gordon restating that the recession is not over, while Mandelson has been desperately trying to convince the media to publish news that ‘we have turned the corner on the recession’.
Just what Mandy needs, eh? A pill-popping bi-polar, mono-ocular, nose-picking Scot with a severe body hygiene problem and suffering from a chronic sense of insecurity coupled with a persecution complex about his own party and cabinet members.
Gordon Brown – the worst caretaker this country has known since Ian Huntley.
Can anyone confirm the rumour among hotel staff that he has startling BO?
Now hang on a minute, there’s no need to be that cruel to me … i’d even prefer to get hanged, please don’t compare me to gordon “most clownish man in britain” brown
Labour will ask the banks to recall loans to every mediagroup except …..
….. Guardian Media Group
PS Labour’s purchase of favourable coverage through putting all those public sector non-jobs adds in The Guardian is one fine example of gaps in media law to prevent politicians from bullying the media
And the BBC uses Grauniad journalists as much as all other newspapers’ journos combined. It’s a cosy little world if you are ZaNu, isn’t it?
The quicker the BBC is broken up for Privatisation
the better!
Has to be worth over £20bn?+
The other media are declining, but even the Guardian
is rounding on Brown. Not Socialism.
Any fool can see he is finished, except the bullying, narcisstic
personality disordered, incompetent, cretin!
It is great to have a blog that is so on the money (if there was any left in the BofE)
a great morning read for Mr Brown perhaps ?.
is gordon brown paying reimbursing the taxpayer for all the publicly paid machinery and phones he is damaging?
and is that not criminal damage?
and who exactly is paying for the prescription fee for his amphetamines?
Gordon’s antics with his office equipment. Whether its true or not, does it matter much? It’s the caricature that it creates which is the important outcome.
Politics is all about perception.
I watched that Brown speech yesterday and looked at Kinnock and all I could picture was the Spitting Image dummy; which, frankly, was a more attractive proposition…
Brown has led the Socialists blindly to destruction. There time has been and has passed, they are now an irrelevence.
But the damage endures. And another nine months of it in the pipeline. Almost another year of unadulterated idiocy ahead of us.
‘Foyers’ for single mothers. For fucks sake.
The economy utterly in the shitter and they’re pussyfooting about with ‘Foyers’ for fuckwits.
And I bet there was a fucking ‘awayday’ or ‘offsite’ for a whole slew of ‘stakeholders’ to ‘brainstorm’ the word ‘foyers’ too.
Absolute fucking jackasses.
Yes jgm, I bet they had bits of paper stuck up on the walls with blutac with words like “vision” “strategy” and “empowerment” all over them. What a load of wank!
The worrying part is that any time I go on a train there are people spouting this shit down their mobile phones and putting the finishing touches to mindless powerpoint presentations.
“Foyers?” Don’t they mean workhouses? Or are they going to be a workhouse, but without the “work” part?
yet more state indoctrination.
Just you watch out for ‘Foyer Outreach Worker’ positions @ £29k in the Grauniad soon!!
Foyers. I shit you not. Straight out of Milibands gob. Paxman could barely stifle a sneer.
You can just picture it can’t you. Big boardroom table in some provincial hotel somewhere. All earnestly sat around with their writing pads and personal bottles of ‘Highland Spring’. A dispensing flask of coffee and some Hobnobs on a sidetable. A projector in the middle and they turn their attention to the weighty topic of what will they call these new buildings?
‘Houses’? Suggests somebody.
‘No, no, houses will suggest ‘workhouses’
‘Hmmmmm. Centres?’
‘No, ‘centres’ will suggest ‘centralised’ and we don’t want to give that impression’
‘Yah, actually – good point Cosimo..’
etc etc etc.
Till some fucking knob-jockey comes up with ‘foyers’ then they all high five, retire to the bar and then spend the night fucking people they’re not married to.
Foyer……….entrance hallway to a hotel, a public room, an ante room, in theatres. In no way is a foyer suitable for single mothers and their babies!
A foyer means to me where the night’s dossers were sprawled if you turned up early at the office… more evidence that most of NuLabour have never done a day’s work in their lives — let alone turn up for work early.
It’s an idea copied from the French where a foyer is a hostel. Hostel sounds like where the homeless, beaten wives or single mothers might be housed in cramp, unpleasant conditions so I guess they stcuk with the word foyer to fool everyone.
> Brown has led the Socialists blindly to destruction.
Socialism always leads to destruction.
SQUAAWWWWK!!!! SOCIALISTS! SQUAWK! SOCIALISTS!!! SOCIALISTS! SQUAAWWWWK!!!! SOCIALISTS! SQUAWK! SOCIALISTS!!! SOCIALISTS! SQUAAWWWWK!!!! SOCIALISTS! SQUAWK! SOCIALISTS!!! SOCIALISTS! SQUAAWWWWK!!!! SOCIALISTS! SQUAWK! SOCIALISTS!!! SOCIALISTS! SQUAAWWWWK!!!! SOCIALISTS! SQUAWK! SOCIALISTS!!! SOCIALISTS! SQUAAWWWWK!!!! SOCIALISTS! SQUAWK! SOCIALISTS!!! SOCIALISTS! SQUAAWWWWK!!!! SOCIALISTS! SQUAWK! SOCIALISTS!!! SOCIALISTS!
Socialists have put tiny submarines in my brain spying on me with their socialist cameras! Did you know tomatoes are socialists ? because they are Red. RED ! They try to poison me with their socialist salads but I’m onto them. Where’s my tin-foil anti-socialist Sarah Palin hat ?
Awwwww the little lefties can give it out about the Tories and right wingers but can’t take it back.
dawwwwwwww….
eat shit leftie eat shit.
It’s payback time.
That was not my parrot.
looks like you couldn’t take it and threw your toys out the pram like Brown
the British public aren’t whining about socialists shit for brains
they want to dump Brown because he’s a useless lump of shite
only far-right nuttters parrot socialists like Sarah Palin mongs
nobody sane things Cameron is far right or that Brown is far left
they are both Blairite and he was as socialist as Bush
Iain Dale has the interview with Adam Bolton and Rainman, he will flip on Camera soon, what a nice day it is turning out to be.
Ahmed Hassan is a tit.
Rainman…oh dear!
Cruel but funny, sadly.
If I had a quid for every time Brown said “Look!” to Boulton on Sky this morning I would be a happy man.
Brown in terminal decline now for sure.
If the special relationship still exists, I can imagine Osama being asked for a ‘spectacular’ just at the right time for Rainman to be replaced and a state of emergency delays the GE indefinitely
Ever get the impression that you’ve been had?
fawkes , lady dale has a story that labour could fold , now that would me magic
I believe the Co-op is the Labour’s banker. Or rather funds their substantial overdraft. Unfortunately (or fortunately for Labour) the Co-op is not as financially embarrassed as some of the other UK banks and so can cut the useless bastards some slack.
It probably only needs one pissed-off mid-ranking Co-op banker to get fed up with all this ‘banker bashing’ and we could all have a jolly good laugh though. Come on Co-op. Call in the loan.
surely its a high risk loan now ?
And Northern Rock is the preferred bank of Labour MPs which is why they were in such a hurry to throw taxpayers’ money at it.
and northern rock still sponsers Newcastle united ?
Newcastle are on their way to join Gateshead in the Blue Square League. That’s their punishment for letting Tony Blair pretend he’s a supporter.
With our money!
and didnt they just get relagated , The jonah effect ?
I’m sure I seen a bundle of Formula 1 cars at the weekend with RBS up on them too. The British taxpayer sponsoring motor racing. How does that square away with Labour’s ‘green’ agenda?
British football teams used to be British owned before Gordon and the Labour Party started interfering with the economy.
DD wasnt fulham taken over by al-fayed before labour got into power?
‘By the November (1997), though, the first indications of the true nature of New Labour were coming to the surface, when questions were raised regarding Formula One boss Bernie Ecclestone and the undisclosed million pound donation made in January 1997.
The Party promise to return the sum.
The then Health Secretary Frank Dobson had announced days after the election that a future ban on sports sponsorship by tobacco companies would come into force.
Towards the end of the year however, the government proposed to exempt Formula One from the advertising ban and at that point the media began to look into whether Mr Ecclestone had made donations to Labour.’
(Take from Here to Modernity)
Al Fayed bought Fulham in 1997. I don’t know if it was before or after that dark day when Labour were elected. If it was before and it interferes with my argument then it doesn’t count.
Al Fayed is British to all intents and purposes. It’s just that the Duke won’t give him a passport, the ba..
You fuckers are clueless. The Toon are 2 points clear at the top of the Championship(5 points clear after tonight) and have the best goal difference in the country. If you must mix sport with politics at least get your facts right.
Darling has or had a NR mortgage.
No-one else would sponsor NUFC, so Labour has stepped in to support NR’s backing of them so that this important leg of the country’s infrastructure doesn’t collapse, losing Labour many votes in nearby constituencies. Money well spent……
I’ll be boycotting the Co-Op from now. I didn’t kmow that.
Good point. Co-op means what it says.
I am a member because I shop at a local Coop and have a Co-op pension policy.
I will write and make my views known.
Not to mention the 30 or so Coop sponsored Labour MPs.
ethical banking from the co-op?
they are the bankers of the new labour war, occupation and torture party.
that means that by advertising that they are ethical is in breach of the trading standards act, innit?
barclays, the racists’ bankers and now co-op, the war criminals’ bankers.
you just could not make this shit up.
Good point tat. Where does supporting the war-mongering Labour party sit with their ethical policy?
A letter is called for.
titfer, is the Nationwide OK?
Just askin
Co-op now merged with the Britannia Building Society.
Oh and titfer, do you happen to know where the Cheltenham & Gloucester stands on the “Palestinian Question”?
bloody hell phil, you aren’t trying to wipe Palestine off the face of the map like those fascist zionists are you?
If opening an account at the Co-Op would do the trick then yeah, I would.
well then stick your fucking tin hat on you c’unt and off you go to the frontline. go on you gobby twat, off you go.
oh, all talk, eh?
you spineless c’unt, you are full of shit phil.
I win. you lose.
fuck off phil you fucking loser.
It would be so fitting if Gordon was the one responsible for the destruction of the Labour party.
gordon and tone have already done that
Lady Dale, Lady Dale are you insinuating something there, please let us know
Can you get rubber phones by chance?
Perhaps someone ought to buy him a boomerang for Christmas.
Excellent idea. With any luck he’ll top himself.
“The Sun doesn’t matter. We can use the Internet, just like Obama did” says Kerry McCarthy, Mogadishu East MP
Let’s look at the average Labour voter (not the Islington BBC mob, they vote Tory anyway in secret). Chances are, they are one of the following:
Unemployed.
Thick.
Uneducated.
Poor.
Ethnic.
Union Luddite.
I really don’t see how Kerry is going to reach any of them. Most of her constituents have Somali as a first language anyway and are too busy trying to master eating with a knife and fork to be bothered with 140 charachter messages on a laptop. Obama used the Internet because Democrats are savvy Liberals with Macs and blackberries. The only blackberries Labour voters know about are down by the railway embankment, covered in used scratchcards.
Now there’s a thought Kerry. Spread the message on chip wrappers, cans of Stella, Rizla papers, pizza boxes, Halal kebabs and benefit forms. In Urdu of course. Straight to your core vote.
Priceless for the Shameless
SPOT ON!!! If they printed “Vote Labour” on suicide vest that would help.
Obama mobilised the black vote.
Obama mobilised the poor white vote.
Obama wiped the floor with the right.
The Democrats have not had such power since the 1960′s.
Murdoch supported McCain.
Mwahahaha!
Brown mobilised the Nokias
Brown mobilised the Hewlett Packards (respect, dem’s dead heavy)
Brown mobilised the coffee pots
But Brown was immobilised by his microphone when speaking to a Murdoch reporter
Brouhahaha
BROUHAHAHAA!
Labour voters are all the handout junkies.
Anything from bankers on bonuses that get their money before the shareholders, to the unemployed, along with the green rebate clowns, the low paid tax credits, all mothers living on child support, basically everyone that knows Labour will just mount up debt to pay them something the rest of us can not afford.
The long term future does not matter. Out of a public job, loss of quango funding, lose your home, on the streets these are the fears of the majority. Two or 3 years outlook at the most.
All they have to do is prove they will continue to borrow. Perfect track record.
What happens behind the curtain is a self-centered choice. The handout junkies will destroy us.
I see MB’s at it again – I wonder if he’ll be celebrating Obama after he bankrupts the US, whose electorate will then vote in a hardcore bible bashing republican nut job who will proceed to invade more countries than you can shake a missile at.
Boomerang? If McHoon threw it – it probably wouldn’t come back…
Rubber phones! He could throw rubbers at foyers and save 30 million.
£30million that they are proposing local ratepayers are going to have to find. Because Ed Militwit said on tv that local councils would be responsible for delivering this promise. When the interviewer said to him ‘but local councils are saying they haven’t got the money to do this’ Ed replied ‘they always say that’!! Poor Ed hasn’t realised we are in a recession.
What is a “ratepayer”?
Businesses in a big way, the majority of which generate the wealth of this country but ZaNu don’t understand this and look upon them as milch-cow!
You can’t redistribute wealth, you can redistribute money, but if that money is extorted from comparative advantage then it acutally destroys wealth.
Socialism = Wealth Destruction.
Poor Ed has not yet fathomed how to tie his shoelaces. Probably needs a focus group.
If Jonah has one of those large phones that they do for partially-sighted people (poor chap) he will have a particularly chunky missile, with the durability to be thrown again and again.
JCB did a phone fit for construction sites I seem to remember
He’s right though. They left the Camera running on Brown after he finished his interview with Boulton this morning. Brown was absolutely fuming, probably the first time the public have seen the anger that Gordon is said to display off screen. Was bound to happen sometime perhaps there is a contest between Boulton and Marr to see who can get Brown to lose it first in Live interview.
youtube yet?
Sky have not put that final bit up on their site. Perhaps there is an agreement to to show anything when the interviewee is off camera.
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/video/Gordon-Brown-Interview-With-Sky-News-Political-Editor-Adam-Boulton/Video/200909415395835?lpos=video_Article_Related_Content_Region_1&lid=VIDEO_15395835_Gordon_Brown_Interview_With_Sky_News_Political_Editor_Adam_Boulton
surely fawkes knows someone at sky that could “leak it ” after all it is the public intrest
It’s being reported here. I’m glad I am not the only one who noticed Gordon’s anger.
“Gordon Brown loses it in TV meltdown”
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23750607-gordon-brown-turns-on-media-in-tv-meltdown.do
I am unable to see this story. I go to the Standard’s front page and the story is there but if you click on the link nothing happens – just a blank page! Is Mandelson up to his tricks again – blackmailing editors? This nasty man has dirt on nearly everyone in a position of power and the low life creep uses it to get his own way! What a shameless coward!
Actual video and/or audio would be priceless – it must be out-there somewhere.
I think that was just the Standards server going into overload as everyone clicked on the story Doris, it’s fine now.
If looks could kill, Boulton would not just be dead, his remains would have been reduced to their constituent atoms and his soul would have been cooked like scrambled eggs left in the microwave for too long.
He doesn’t like it up ‘im!
Just watched on skynews website – didn’t see meltdown bit but he seems to be losing it generally, just retreating to soundbites and sometimes saying “Obama”
But – why do people let him say “the lesson of the last 2 years is that we need more regulation” Wrong. The lesson from the financial crisis is that having a government spending like a drunken sailor for 10 years, allowing the supply of money to increase every year, racking up huge debt, ignoring IMF warnings and increasing tax leads to a boom and bust. We need to ram this down every guardian readers throat all the time. Brown fucked the economy. Stop blaming everyone else, just too important to let this go.
Is that in reference to the Bush US administration?
The right wing free market, cut taxes for the wealthy administration?
“The right wing free market,”
The one that was severely distorted by the Community Re-Investment Act, that allowed millions of mortgages to be given to people who could not afford them and collapse the system?
Now who were the right wingers behind that particular scam…..oh yes Bill “I did not have sex with that woman” Clinton and Barney “I did not know my apartment was being used as a gay brothel” Frank.
Good to see more people “Getting It.”
Here’s a link.
Link
Obviously the bit you’re talking about is right at the end. I didn’t really see it.
Has it been edited out?
tried to get link, Sky obviously overloaded. It would only play an advert saying
‘However long you’ve got, enjoy every minute of England’.
Kind of poignant, if you’re brown, this morning …
Yes, I’d like to see this…
It has now made the Daily Mail
Brown loses his cool: PM’s fightback backfires as he tries to storm out of TV interview
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1217105/Brown-loses-cool-PMs-fightback-falls-rails-tries-storm-TV-interview.html
Now the Mail’s lead story they also ask
Is he cracking up?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/index.html
He was born crackers.
Youtube anyone??
Comfortably Numb must be his theme tune!
I doubt if McMental is on prescription medication
Its more likely to be Carlsberg special brew fom threshers.
irrational, prone to tantrums it all adds up.
I also think the Labour party has as much of a chance of getting back into power as Roman Polanski has of being made spokes person for Toys R Us
More likely McEwans 60 shilling, flown in from Scotland by Chinook .
Mandelson probably feeds him on champagne and qaludes before bumming him
gordon brown is suffering from amphetamine psychosis.
he has been abusing the drug for several years now.
substantiation please!
tat is on Seroxat which explains the dull blandness
TaT is probably Also on Ampetamine and that’s how he knows?
nah, tat’s on crack, but like all good pschopaths, he projects his shortcomings onto others by calling them crackheads and such like.
fucking hell where the fuck did all you crackheads come from?
TORY HQ INNIT.
I would just like to make it quite clear that regarding cocaine I will refuse to answer any questions concerning my alleged use of the drug or the accusations that I have employed *ahem* prostitutes.
Gideon will also refuse to answer questions about cocaine or prostitutes.
End of statement.
well I totally fucked that one up.
that was supposed to be dave saying that stuff, not me.
I am innocent of all charges m’lud.
heroes don’t take drugs.
innit.
I still think it’s tranquilisers rather than anti-depressants. He is very tense and angry man.
Brown is a sociopath. They turn very nasty when things stop going their way.
No, They stop hiding how nasty they are.
No. It’s a single classic example of how a Left-wing journalist has no conception of the need to establish credibility. It’s Hubris and the memory span of a goldfish, not Hypocrisy, that is the besetting sin of the Left.
It’s hubris alright. But the ‘memory span of a goldfish’ thing was deliberate policy to be used against the voters. This worked in the pre-internet age when they would bare-faced lie to you and you go ‘Hold on… I’m sure you said only last week..’ and they’d give it ‘No, that is your misunderstanding, your mistake, your problem…’
Now we can call up their lies with a few key-strokes and, like Nick Robinson, give the fuckers a good ‘fisking’.
Trouble is (for them) old habits die hard.
Enjoy the internet while you can, the clampdown is coming.
Yesterday Gordon announced that he plans a career as an insurgent so I expect the police are on their way to arrest him for plotting against the state.
That’s why he is called Assinder.
Incidentally, The Guardian seems to have turned against Gordon Brown…
Gordon Brown’s speech special and an admission from Johnson that Labour’s done nothing for years! Guardian kicks Brown, Labour’s Gran Hotel gaffe
That’s a good article
Thank you.
By the way, Guido’s site is now a sort of Samizdat wall for the UK, isn’t it?!
every day’s a school day
The man is flawed – Gordon is not ‘normal’ and whilst we could go on and on for hours hurling well deserved abuse in his direction – there is one thing that will Damn him; he is incompetent and he is wrong! not only is he incompetent he surrounds himself with people who are incompetent. He is truly awful and not content with being awful he goes out and practices each and every day to perfect the art of being an awful incompetent.
When the history is written of this period questions will be asked as to why we did not rise up and hang him and his from a lamp post. Oh and he is a twat!
It is true. History will damn Brown. It will damn this Labour government but it will record that this is the point in history when the British ‘lost it’.
When we settled for being a nation of passengers instead of a nation of Admirals.
And we gave up without a fight.
Changes in Britain’s Economic History in half a century:
Harold Macmillan 1957: GREAT BRITAIN – YOU HAVE NEVER HAD IT SO GOOD!
Gordon Brown 2009: GREAT BRITAIN – HAS HAD IT!
Incompetent is the correct call plus Dunning-Kruger Effect.
I tend to agree. It’s the million monkeys with a million type-writers scenario in reverse.
If you have a million Labour party members and you give them an infinite amount of time then eventually you will end up with a perfect confluence of absolute incompetence.
We are at that point in history. It is a political black hole of idiocy. There is no concept, no sub-atomic lepton of intelligence that is able to escape the crushing gravity of absolute, utter, fucking idiocy and incompetence that surrounds this government.
From a purely historical perspective we are indeed fortunate to be able to witness such a once-in-a-universe phenomena although from an economic perspective…. we’re fucked.
Fucked indeed. The Labour party, above and beyond most other parties in the world, show a mind numbing lack of understanding of economics. Their economic illiteracy will always doom them in the end, unfortunately it shall also doom us all.
you can’t put a cigarette paper between any of them
“tough spending cuts needed, serious times, must retain public spending on the frontline, crack down on anti-social behaviour, in europe not run by europe, blah blah fucking blah”
the same Blairite public relations focus group toss from all of them
and they are still all hypocritical taxpayer money thieving pigs
you want Blairs incompetent buddy Blairs clone or Blairs clone’s clone ?
Lab Con Lib
some fucking choice
I disagree totally. (In the nicest possible way).
It appears to me that a million Labour party members need no time at all to become truly incompetent, the ability in many cases is there from birth.
It just takes time for others to recognise it.
As they say:
“When reckoning committees
Here’s a rule of thumb;
Their talents make a difference,
Their ignorance, a sum”
Flawed indeed – his facial and hand gestures are extremely bizarre.
And if he loves ‘this country’ so much, how come he’s so desperate for the Lisbon Treaty to be ratified and for his ‘new world order’ to be implemented with its one-world global financing/banking/currency??
Cut him in half and it would say L I A R all the way through.
THIS IS HOW MUCH HE LOVES THIS COUNTRY 1’50″ – not:
He certainly loves to fuck the country.
He DOES love his country – SCOTLAND. He can’t abide anything south of the border.
Here, here. Suky.
The only really weird thing I saw was that he never closes his mouth…
But then I watched with the sound off.
His behaviour looks even more bizarre when muted and yes, AC One, I’ve noticed that not only does he have that horrendously annoying jaw thingy but his mouth, like his hands, seem uncontrollable….
I’d rather not have to look at him much longer – he’s making us all miserable – perhaps that’s part of the agenda too. Albert Pike did say in his “Three World Wars” letter to Joe Mason (Giuseppi Mazzini) that we’d all be worn to a frazzle so we’d accept anything world government offered.
I might be frazzled but I’m not THAT frazzled!
Gordon told us he is planning to fight, fight, fight and now we know his chosen weapons are items of office equipment.
Hmm. Maybe he needs a desktop Trebuchet
Leave it, Guido ‘e ain’t wurf it, etc, etc.
at least after the election some villages will have there idiots back
LOL!
Is this the same Nick Assinder who used to used to pen astonishingly banal and hilariously NuLab-friendly comment articles for BBC Online?
That’ll be the one!
Popularly known as “Rent Assinder”.
And I will set fire in Egypt: Sin shall have great pain, and No shall be rent asunder, and Noph shall have distresses daily.
Take that.
Then that will be Nick A-Cinder, then, yes?
He should just shorten his surname to “Ass”.
Thats how he is known amongst the Tory Underground Insurgents at the BBC.
Glad to hear you’re still around to kick socialist pinko commie ass guys. Keep up the good work
Start leaking internal BBC docs (e.g. “accidentally” install limewire on execs laptops).
Mr Bladberry mentioned his temper on the ITN news at ten lat night
Assinder has the memory of a fruit fly. But it’s very convenient.
An anagram of Nick Assinder is ‘Sinners a dick’
So that settles it
Paxman has the fucking cheek to ask if George Pascoe-Watson feels “thuggish” about how The Sun has defected to the Tories.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8281894.stm
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23750607-gordon-brown-turns-on-media-in-tv-meltdown.do
Message getting ‘filtered’ by the media.
Poor old Brown. Just wants to continue downloading tirades of tractor stats, lies, smears and utter bollocks without being challenged. Just like the good old days when he was proclaiming, with all the self-deprecating faux modesty of Mohammed ‘I am the greatest’ Ali, what a fucking ‘miracle chancellor’ he was.
Whadya mean I can’t tell everybody how fantastic I am? I want to tell them how I saved the world. They’re not laughing – they’re cheering.
more like comical ali just as the tanks roll into baghdad
Brown has caused more damage to the British Economy than Adolph Hitler.
Adolf’s brother? Yeah what a twat he was.
Hitler should have changed his name to Ralph like Adolph Miliband did.
Do you mean Ed Balls?
Balls is on this afternoon,cant wait.
I enjoy many of the amusing comments on here and the repartee between differen factions.
But, a serious point, are we being ruled by a man who has seriously lost the plot? Watching his performance with Boulton, I do question whether he is a fit and proper person to be PM.
Also, did anyone see the great moment during Brown’s speech to conference when a glum Millipede noticed he was on camera and suddenly launched his version of a stage smile?
They all know he’s nuts.
But look at the reaction from the bunker when Mr Marr tried to broach the subject with him last weekend!
(off to find the Boulton video from this morning)
Oh dear!
Front page of the early edition of the Evening Standard is running with the story, not the nicest of headlines for the beleagured PM…
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23750607-gordon-brown-turns-on-media-in-tv-meltdown.do
Whether Brown takes pills for being a fucking Lunatic or not, he’s still a fucking
Spasmoid.
LOL
Whos the biggest hoon in the labour party?
me, me, meeeee!
My turn
Ed Balls.
By a country mile. It’s the bulging-eyed intensity of his self-delusion.
Ed is up to something. They all are. There were a dozen ministers in that audience yesterday who were not interested in looking at Gordon, listening to Gordon, responding to Gordon. It was in their faces. Gordon, to them, isn’t there. They are past Gordon.
Something is up.
Jack Straw was nearly asleep. [Normal]
Ben Bradshaw was first on his feet. Something he will be pointing out to Gordon no doubt.
Nah – he just had a sore arse
Bradshaw! Bum Boy.
The future belongs to meeeeeee
All of the above – no way can just one of them take that accolade.
They are a party of self-serving hoons who couldn’t run a piss up in a brewery – well they could, but they’d lie about how good the beer was and how much profit they were making….
Surely the biggest Labour Huhne is Prescott. He lies, troughs and is just plain dishonest.
Hang on a sec, that seems to be all of them.
Who ISN’T a hoon in the Zanu Labour Party?
Never mind Assinder’s hypocrisy. Here’s the national average earnings on a particularly limp wrist. Nice to know someone in Zanu’s doing well and intensely relaxed ..
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1217055/Mandelsons-21-500-watch-It-takes-year-make-drips-gold-diamonds-How-VERY-New-Labour.html
The EU does pay well.
Sure it isn’t made of Aluminium?
Dunno, self-winding though, presumably from wrist and hand movements
This is so typical of Labour – no modesty for them.
Probably a fake. Like the wearer.
About $10US from a dodgy Rio market stall. Bog standard Quartz movement.
Have you noticed? All of the people in Patek Phillippe advertisements look like stuck-up androgynous fascist pigs. I wonder what Mandy gets for this piece of product placement?
Is this some sort of wind up?
You never actually own a Patek Philippe. You merely look after it for the next generation.
He will be passing it on to his son.
I don’t want to sound out of place, but that’s a seriously nice watch. If only the money to afford it was earned through honest work.
Claiming your EU expenses can be bloody hard graft
I gave Oleg a wonderful deal and all I got was a watch…..and a townhouse….and a….
What happened to the rest of the interview?
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/video/Gordon-Brown-Interview-With-Sky-News-Political-Editor-Adam-Boulton/Video/200909415395835?lpos=video_First_Poilitics_Article_Teaser_Regi_0&lid=VIDEO_15395835_Gordon_Brown_Interview_With_Sky_News_Political_Editor_Adam_Boulton
How entertaining to find the P.M. (PSYCHOTIC Minister) trying to interpret what people are going to think about the Sun deserting Nulabah.
He thinks they should report news only-get this PM-the fact they deserted you IS news, and if you think they are going to vote on POLICIES )(which are diabolical anyway), you have another think coming.
You are psychchotic, you have no idea how low the electorate think of you, you are out of touch, you are TOTALLY DETACHED from reality.
Seriously PM,YOU ARE AN ILL MAN -I advise you to urgently seek medical help-perhaps a different on from the one you have at the moment because the only good advice would bE to RETIRE FORTHWITH
Jethro, have you ,I wonder, ever addressed a bookcase, the stairs or the cold tap? Such activity will yield an identical result to addressing Brown, but requires less effort.
Sir Reg,
I suppose you are right. Nonetheless I feel better for having written.
This necromancer will have to be dragged- screaming- from no. 10
…..as in “O tap”, vocative case as my Latin master would insist, uselessly, just as McOn-his-Deathbed does.
Gordon tried tap-dancing once, but he fell into the sink.
Ba boom tish!! Old ones again – can’t beat ‘em.
Reminds me of that other fave song of old (sad or wot):
“get down off the gas stove granny, you’re too old to ride the range”!
Oh how I laughed…..once…..before Gordon Brown…..
Fawkes you going to do another live chat with daves speech next week or whenever?
Seconded
Thirded
4′thd
A blog is in danger of losing its way when its fonder starts attacking other bloggers. There are far better tragets: the BBC, environmental nutters, MPs (all parties), high taxes, crime, the dreadful state of the UK, all political parties, etc., etc.
It seems to me that if a blog has a reputation for doling out sanctimonious
po-faced excuses for NuLabour crimes then it deserves what they gets.
It seems to me that I don’t give a shit
Once the “blogosphere” becomes a cozy mutual admiration society of elite bloggers then it will have lost its way and will lose its readers.
+1 Blogging is all against all.
Who made you the keeper of blog ettiquette? Surely the idea of a blog is that it’s at the discretion of the blogger what they choose to say.
In the R4 interview this morning, Browngabe depicted himself as humble, simple man.
He said: “I am as open and honest as possible. I don’t parade my family around the place. I came from a pretty ordinary background in Scotland.”
Aside from the tired old shite about his upbringing, if not a family member being paraded about the place, who the fuck was the woman introducing him as her hero yesterday?
I don’t parade my family around the place.
Why doesn’t the interviewer just cut the fucking lying lunatics mic off right there and challenge that bare-faced lie?
Excuse me Mr Brown but I think you’ll find that is two conferences on the trot where far from ‘not paraded your family around’ you have actually used your wife as a human shield.
he wasn’t parading her, she was parading *him*.
it’s a fine line.
One he would no doubt use if challenged too.
She was playing Ann Darrow to Gordon’s King Kong.
that really sums up what a total cock he is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ps………..i dont have a tv.but last year didnt the camera cut to his kids during his speech?
Shouldn’t his kids be at school??
Why does he keep mentioning his background? Because like most lefties he is chippy and socially hung up. He clearly sees himself as socially inept and this is why he HATES confident, well educated, intelligent people – because they show him for the insecure fool he is. I find it hard to believe this man is our PM…….and contrary to labour propaganda, so does the rest of the world – he is a laughing stock and he knows it!
Brown is the one going on about privilege and class NOT the tories – he is obssessed and needs therapy. I think he forgets that his mate Tony the liar probably had one of the most privileged ubringings of all our politicians…Fettes and all that. Brown contradicts himself all the time and when people pick him up on this he fumes and goes in to denial.
I think you’ve hit it on the head there. Labour has always been about covetousness and class envy. Bliar was, above all, a talented businessman far more than a politician of conviction.
And on that note I must needs gird up my loins and visit the slave pits in search of an honest crust.
Dack Blog will tell me off but
Socialisms three symptoms are:-
Narcissism,
Projection &
Envy.
Yes he dug out his old line about his father being a Church of Scotland minister. Well my father was a bank manager and he taught me not to borrow money I couldn’t pay back. Brown would have been better with a father that served some useful purpose rather than just bullshitting from the pulpit every week.
Curch of Scotland Ministers are merely parasites, it’s where Rainman learnt is trade
Ne’er a lender nor a borrower be! I guess the manse ne’er taught him that one.
so much for his upbringing.
How is “do not covet thy neighbours …” congruent with socialism?
” ordinary background ” Don’t think so. Middle class family with a car and a garage and handing out food parcels from his garage to the ‘needy’. I didn’t know anyone with a garage when I was growing up at the same time as him in Fife.
Hardly a typical family in 50′s and 60′s Scotland.
His family were wealthy. He’s never done a job. School – uni – politics.
Wish he would cut ths bullshit.
Yep “Hanger On” sums up Brown.
He parades his father around in spirit incessently
Brown: “I am as open and honest as possible…”
which is just another way of saying that it’s not possible for him to be very honest.
He doesn’t make it clear whether he is psychologically incapable of being honest, or that circumstances are such that he has excuses for it.
Please vote for my lovely, fluffy, cuddley Gordon because if he loses the election I’ll have to go and get a proper job.
Sadly, as lovely as she may appear, she’s lying to herself and to us.
nah, she’ll dump Brown and shack up with the next tory who will have a 10 year sulk about not being PM.
Theirs is a marriage of convenience.
Assunder is a serial “fiscal holocaust” denier.
Lets see how his writing fees fare while Left Wing apologists spend decades in political exile
Perhaps he can write “How I saved the World” after dinner speeches for Gordon (IN BIG LETTERS) to keep the tax man from the door
Who?
ooh bitch fight!
http://assinder.wordpress.com/2009/09/30/upsetting-guido/
Handbags at dawn.
Handbags at yawn, more like.
I wonder what the Assman is going to do for a living when the grown ups are in power?
What was it Anonymous said at 74?
So Assinder admits to throwing thing round the office if he is in a bad mood? And that’s a good thing, he believes?
How many unstantiated rumours are required before you are allowed to publish? I thought rumours replicate themselves like amoeba.
And another thing: if a rumour is substantiated is it still a rumour?
I forced myself to watch the Prime Mentalist on AljaBeeba and GMTV this morning.
I’m no expert but Gordy is certainly not fit to be “running” a country.
Even his so called “supporters” were lying to us and to themselves yesterday and today they’ll still be pretending that everything is ok… which, of course, it isn’t.
Resign – and so too the lying baroness (some of us haven’t forgotten ;0) )
Where’s the end of interview storm out from Mc Mental?? Sky have cut it…
Come on Sky-you could always have it sponsored by Radox or summit’
Am I the only one who spots the hand of Mandelson behind all this?
Didn’t Guido tells us a few weeks back that Mandy was well pissed-off with the appointment of Brown’s new speech writer?
The Times leader today might as well have been signed by the Dark Lord himself:
http://tinyurl.com/yjh9vxj
One of the most blatant paragraphs amongst many:
The first few paragraphs of his speech, with their power, were not on his script. And the moment that he turned to his script it rapidly became possible to wish that he had not
Now, I just wonder who penned the first “electrifying moments” of the speech and wanted us all to know the fact?
If the leader started off by saying “As the acclaimed and venerated (insert name of unknown member of Jewish community) once said (insert banal badly expressed truism)..” – then that’s the sign that it was written by Daniel Finkelstein.
Guido
Can you confirm if the following people read these threads;
1.) Labour cabinet
2.)Political journalists
3.)Labour MP’s (rumoured soon to be placed under the protection of the World Wide Fund For Nature,such will be their rarity in coming decades)
If so,then we can direct our questions,analysis and general sheer anger directly at them.
I’ve seem some stupid comments here but this . . .
you haven’t ben looking very hard
Good point – if they agree that new media is the way forward,they will have some low paid student monitoring the blogs and reporting back.
As for journalists,they will certainly be reading these threads – that’s where they get so much of their info from!
some low paid student monitoring the blogs and reporting back
Yeah like that oik Master Baiter.
LOL.
The Observer got the Francis Maude bust subprime mortgage company directorship from via this site and a baited comment.
Poor old Frank, where is he now?
Mwahahahahaha
The Conservitudes are in bed with the bank robbers, look into ‘I have to be at work in the morning, so get me to my work on time, ding dong the lobby bell will chime’ Eric Picallilli.
Conservitudes are sitting ducks and that one waddles like one too.
Bang, bang
Ah yes, Eric Pickles. That’s all, Eric Pickles……
Loathe as I am to prick your pretty balloon masterbaitionist, I think your beloved leader Gordoom McSnotty and his tribe of frauds, love the “banksters” every bit as much as CMD and his party do.
He just acts tough for the cameras, but as soon as he is alone with them it is business, bungs and bonuses as usual.
Do you not realise they are, despite the rhetoric, two sides of the same coin and is all part of the grand democracy deception?
Gulags for slags
Listened to Ed Milipede with Paxman, where here referred to the single mums’ new housing as foyers. I suddenly had a vision of top hotels full of chav mums and screaming kids, so I looked it up.
Apparently it was originally a French idea (it started in France not America) and was brought in by the Conservatives in 1994 for disadvantaged young people aged 16 to 25.
So NuLibor have just hijacked it and renamed them gulags for slags 17-18 year old single mums.
http://www.tes.co.uk/article.aspx?storycode=69330
I hope Assinder is right in that the BBC should be taking stock. Their unquestioning support over the past decade of the NuLiebour Project has been evident. I’m not suggesting that they suddenly switch to the Tories but a genuine apolitical stance would be in keeping with a public service.
Unfortunately, I don’t see the BBC changing tack. They will continue to be the Brown Broadcasting Corporation until the last possible moment. If that is the case then they fully deserve to reap the whirlwind.
It’s embedded too deep.
I’ll always remember James Nauchtie referring to “We” when talking about the Labour Party during the last General Election. The Beeb had to remove him from interviews for the balance of the campaign.
Kept his job on Today though.
I always find it revealing that the BBC reporters talk about ‘conference’ rather than ‘the conference’, ‘the labour party conference’ or whatever. It seems traditional amongst labour supporters to remove the definite article from their seaside wake.
Yup. Another giveaway that I always bring up is saying “colleagues” rather than “my colleagues” – they use it as a synonym for comrades.
Body language and terminology often give more away than these halfwits realise – have you noticed that the more Blairite a minister is, the less likley he is to pronounce a T? Most obvious in “got” becoming “goh” – half of them do it – even *Brown* does it now.
You know why that is? ‘Cus they’re lizards.
“Cus they’re lizards.”
Because they are heavily infiltrated by common purpose zombies. To paraphrase the disgusting Hesletine creature, diversity at the BBC is fine as long as it is all, left, left, left.
Around the same time, Paxman referred to “Us” in similar circumstances.
Abolish the bbc tax then they can befriend who they want.
Its worse than you think.
Don’t ever be fooled into thinking that the BBC can be “apolitical” & fulfil its impartiality remit.
They BELIEVE they are the centre ground & are beyond redemption.
Only a mass cull of the liberal left from the BBC can save it from itself & the rightful anger of those that do not share the BBC’s political worldview & ethos.
As I said, it is worse than you think
BBC 24 this morning were angry as fuck about The Sun newspaper. Giving Kinnochio hours to slag it off before allowing Pickles 2 minutes before telling him to fuck off and eat some jammy dodgers with his mates ( well the jammy dodgers bit was right).
I think the beeb are seriously panicking as they realise that they’re the last one standing in support of Labour. All their £200K directors and dofuckallers are starting to panic in case they get told to get their coats by Tebbit wen he reviews what they actually do.
On Nicky Campbell’s phone in on Radio Five 95% of people who rang in and emailed said Brown was a great and irreplacable leader. They couldn’t find a Cameron supporter anywhere in the entire country.
They filtered anyone who supported the tories out.
Desparation on the cusp of madness. Nicky Campbell has scottish socialism and labour support in his blood. Just like his namesake Alistair.
They are both living examples of the disgusting Campbell mentality that showed its hand at Glen Coe.
Never Trust A Campbell!!!
Tebbit doing the BBC revue…? Oh what joy! What complete, unadulterated bliss!
I don’t want the BBC to change. They should support Brown until the last and then Cameron should abolish the Licience Fee. The BBC can then be as liberal as it wants – after all it will then be paying its own way.
Friends one can do without.
Mediocrity personified
Nice to see a hall rammed full of eager supporters at the start of that
I didn’t get beyond the wooden ‘Hey, if I can make a comeback…’
[lift up arms to appear big and animated]
How is it possible to be so bad at acting?
Oddly enough I lost the will to continue at exactly the same point. Still 4 mins 35 secs of my life I won’t have to worry about having lost forever.
We used to call her Piglet after the Winnie The Pooh character,but I apologise to Piglet and to the Estate of Mr Milne – his character has charm,good looks and at least HALF a brain…..
Man if he were like really cool and down with the kids he would throw iPhones!
lol – that would raise public spending by an order of magnitude so best not give him ideas!
Steve Jobs is working on a special G Brown version of the iphone;
‘Coming soon! The Gorgon iPhone;
Do you suffer from continual rages?
Do you ever feel no one loves you,especially the British public?
Do you always get your wife to do your job for you?
Do you always end up throwing your crappy Nokia at your secretaries?
Then look no further than our new iPhone – designed to bounce off people,wall’s and floors right back in to your hand – and folks,this phone has an App that can even warn you when Adam Boulton is going to ask you a tricky question and can prepare a total lie for an answer!
All for just £178bn (well,that’s the costs of all those lies).”
We can provide a full service – on demand – for
printers
staplers
pens + pencils
humane killers
rat poison
mole traps
n that
Do NOT question those above you.
WE are in the know.
Report to your nearest GULAG
A commisar will appoint someone to watch over you in due course
He looks a SLAG
Assinder smeared Marr as well.
If you look at his Blog he says that Marr asked Brown if he was taking strong antidepressants.
Not at all the question which Marr asked.
As agreed.
Ask me about ‘painkillers’. I’ll deny it and then you can ask Cameron about drugs next week and nobody can accuse you of bias.
Don’t worry we’ll keep that injunction inplace.
At least Dave shouldn’t be surprised by the question. He could retort by asking Marr about his personal life. Should be more fun than the Jeremy Kyle Show.
Come on Coulson, earn yer keep!
per page 106 ceefax – Brown has told the BBC that he has made a decision about taking part in a televised debate but will not tell them what that decision is – “it is not the right time” – is there a rational explanation for this because I can’t see one?.
Brown has none of the “courage” he writes about, and no there is no rational reason for not committing to a Leaders Debate. Brown talks endlessly about other world leaders who follow him “slavishly”, other world leaders have had political debates. Something to note is Obama flourished from his debates setting out his policies, and McCane floundered because all he wanted to do was “run down” the Democrats. If Brown gathers enough courage to take part in the Leaders debate that is something Brown should remember “don’t slag off the Conservatives”, it is not healthy for politics.
Well it’s surely either Yes or No.
If it were a yes he would have said so (nothing to lose by keeping speculation going) so it either a no or it’s one of these
yes_but_on_my_terms_and_no-one_is_allowed_to_ask_anything_nasty_and_I_won’t_talk_to_Cameron
type answers, in which case he can fuck off!
Yes Brown has a superiority complex, he thinks he calls the shots, comes from years of getting his own way. Time is running out for Brown and people are losing resopect for him, it’s a bad situation.
Bad for whom?
Not for me fer sure
It’s a definite Maybe. And that’s final.
Perhaps
odds on Miliband junior becoming PM have dropped like a stone
smart money is going on Johnson for the moment though Mandelson is turning into a bit of a runner after his theatrics
contest and plotting still on and the sun may have finally convinced some plotters they will get crucified under Brown
if it were done were best done quickly
before christmas ?
Mandelson is the Labour Party Drag Queen, most of the Labour Party don’t like or understand him. It’s Johnson all the way I suppose but Brown will need to be forcibly removed, as Brown is at present living in a parallel universe.
They don’t have enough vertebrae to make a bake bone between the lot of them.
They will follow Brown, quietly whingeing in the background, into the abyss. Which is nice.
Hopefully, the next labour Prime Minister has not even been born yet.
Great comment Mr Ned, let’s hope it’s true.
Lemmings it is then!!
how can you expect a rational explanation from a psychotic?
I was just watch BBC2, and thought they were showing Gordon Brown, turns out it was Fred Flintstone dressed as a woman, but with Fred wearing lipstick the similarity was striking. Also Betty Rubble looks like a much younger Harriet Harman.
Betty Rubble is way sexier than Jessica Rabbit.
But not as sexy as me……
If you and Nicky can’t play together nicely you won’t get any ice-cream for your tea.
http://conservative-vision.blogspot.com/
Interesting but I couldn’t find anywhere to leave a comment. Shame.
1. And Mose and MincingCrinkleBum, driven from the habitations of all decent men, wandered aimlessly.
2. And they came to a sea side : and there were sheeple there.
3. And when they saw the sheeple, Mose lifteth up his voice, and spake unto Mincyfancybum saying :
4. Let us speak unto the sheeple that they may hear our voice, and our message, that they may fall down and worship us.
5. And MincingFairyCake answering said : thou art indeed a wondrous sight to behold, and thy voice never ceaseth to draw the multitude.
6. And Mose openeth his mouth, and answered, saying, I knoweth that as true.
7. And Mose, standing on Mincybottys groin, in a loud voice, sayeth unto the sheeple :
8. Draw nigh and hear my words of hope and wherein the blame doth lie.
9. And no sooner than he had uttered those words, than jobsworths appeareth, saying :
10. Where is now thou scroll or parchment granting thee and thy strange companion leave to stand upon the sea shore and proclaim to the sheeple ?
11. And Mose, answering, said, I needeth not one. For I am the Saviour of the World, and verily, the Sun Shineth from out of Mine Fundament.
12. And the jobsworths, answering said. Arrest these people. For they are possessed of devyls, and they utter ordure.
13. And Mose and Mincybum ground their teeth, and tore their raiment, and wept with rage.
Lighten up GF it was just a passing intro remark on an interesting blog.
So gordon lost his rag at Adam Boulton on Sky this morning – pity Sky edited out the end of it where gordon tried to storm away still connected to his mike. But most of the papers are reporting it.
Be nice if Guido could get a clip of the bit that was edited. Be a great hit on YouTube.
Well done gordon, shot yourself in the foot again!!
I expect he wanted to put the cord around Adam’s neck! There are some who would like Brown to shoot himself period I suppose. Brown is completely stressed out, poor Sarah must be on hard liquor.
won’t be on anything else hard
Sarah’s being forcibly turkey basted right now… ready for the “Heavily pregnant, Sarah Brown hits the campaign trail” headlines.
There is no truth that :
(a) Gorgon loses his temper
(b) Noo_Lie_Bore is short of dosh, brains, moral compass, and courage
(c) The future looks bleak
Now play martial music and put up the framed portrait of the Glorious and Beloved Leader.
Brown ludicrously claims ‘we are the insurgents, we are not the incumbents anymore’. So who the hell has been in Downing St for the last 12 years?
After losing his rag with Sian Williams on ITV this morning a disintegrating Brown then loses his temper with Sky’s Adam Boulton on air:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1217105/Brown-loses-cool-PMs-fightback-falls-rails-tries-storm-TV-interview.html#ixzz0SaVVDnQs
You have to ask yourself “is someone who cannot control his temper be allowed to run Britain”? remember Britain nuclear arsenal, should Brown be trusted to take care of us all.
Brown is a sociopath who cannot cope with his cosy, self-constructed world collapsing around him. He will fall apart completely soon, the tranx can only prop him up for so long.
I suspect Johnson will try to take over soon before it’s too late.
Sian Williams was on BBC breakfast wasn’t it ?
Is the footage online anywhere ?
I saw it live – it / she was Goodo – he was bad
Don’t think BBC will retransmit it
BUT Sky News / Boulton interview was very similar
Net result – Brown lost it really –
Brown now considering wearing twin nokias in leather gunbelt
They dosed him up for the conference speech, but by this morning he was suffering from withdrawal, hence the mood swing.
A transfer into NHS, some pills and a strait jacket will calm him.
Yes but unfortunately that too would cost us money.
I’ll pay, Nell. It’ll be money well spent.
Yes we shall offer him BUPA care no problem.
So, together, we’ll be getting on with the job to protect hard-working families from him.
France demands that Britain opens its borders to immigrants.
Apparently the British are holding the French hostage by not allowing in all the migrants from Calais.
Instead of us opening up our borders, why doesn’t France accept that Schengen has fialed, withdraw from it & control their own borders so these economic migrants cannot gain access to Calais?
If labour or the Conservatives do not get a grip on this issue now & be very firm then the B_N_P will be laughing all the way to the ballot box.
The French almost always have a visible Customs officer on their major borders.
There is no wizzing through at 110 km/hr, as say the Belgium/ Luxembourg border.
French telly news announced that Gordoom had lost the election yesterday!
Shengen is OK for me.
Hey, those Afgahnis, they want to come to you and your government wants them to come!
If you do not want them get out on the streets, like the French would!
Guido,
Presume you’ll be preparing a Totty Watch piece to cover the breaking news in today’s Sun that Keeley, 22, from Bromley, is a Tory? See page 3 for details (as if you haven’t already…)
The Daily Mail’s headline is now asking:
“Is he cracking up? Brown loses his cool as he tries to storm out of TV interview”
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/index.html
Brown is finished. He will be turfed out within months. I hear senior figures are already planning to ask him to resign on health grounds.
weeks
I hope it’s not days – I have a bet on with TuscanTony.
November 05th would be fitting.
I’ve not forgotten, Frank. I still have time!
days
What about my fightback, I haven’t given the public all my Tractor Stats yet!!
Dave capitulates over a European referendum.
What a surprise. NOT
Cameron will be PM next May. Get used to it. Gordo and his fat beard will soon be history.
I saw Brown crack up live on air twice this morning. How can he be PM when he behaves in this appalling manner?
Brown says he is an “insurgent”. He will be running through the TV studios screaming banzai! and hurling grenades soon.
Nah! Brown will be running through the TV studios shouting: “Bananas!”
Does that mean we can shoot him now?
He’s an insurgent fighting the ruling political elite!
Total Schitzo!
He did not – I assume you are referring to LBC this morning with Nick Ferrari where he quite clearly said that if they took power and the treaty was still active ( Poland & Czech still have to clear it ) then on THAT day they would set a date for the referendum.
If it has been passed by then it is obviously more difficult.
That is why Mandy kept Brown shored up this summer – to keep his precious Europe plans on track.
do Poland and Czech have a referendum ?
it’s a formality only and is only a delay
the Irish vote matters
if it is a yes there will be huge consequences in British politics
depend on it
Don’t like the sound of this at all:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/david-cameron/6246453/EU-David-Cameron-hints-Tories-would-not-hold-referendum-on-ratified-Lisbon-Treaty.html
Although Con Home website still has this:
“If the Lisbon Treaty is not yet in force at the time of the next general election, and a Conservative Government is elected, we would put the Treaty to a referendum of the British people, recommending a ‘no’ vote. If the British people rejected the Treaty, we would withdraw Britain’s ratification of it.
But if the Treaty is in force we will be in a different situation. In our view, then, political integration would have gone too far, the Treaty would lack democratic legitimacy in this country and we would not let matters rest there.
A Conservative Government would also amend the 1972 European Communities Act so that any future EU Treaty that transfers powers from the United Kingdom to the European Union would be subject to a referendum of the British people. The British people must be in charge of their future in Europe.”
Spineless
Britain can overturn any treaty it wants if it has the will and leadership
“we are the insurgents, not the incumbents”
So Mandelson and Brown now think the Iraq and Afghan conflicts are appropriate metaphors for the forthcoming general election.
Are they utterly devoid of empathy for those who have had loves ones killed or injured?
Probably.
How can Labour not be the “incumbents”? They have been the sodding government for the past 12 years or do they think the electorate is too thick to notice?
ah but you’re forgetting that the financial crisis was nothing to do with the boom and bust mcmental created, it was all due to thatcher. hence labour are the insurgents. always wondered what it must have been like living in the ussr and now i know!
btw anyone managed to find the clip of brown flipping out at the end of the boulton interview? youtube of it would be a big hit
Guido – have any sources at skynews??
I get the impression that the new Labour mantra is “vote for us in the next election so we can right all the wrongs of the last twelve years” Brown is behaving as if Labour is in Opposition!! Its incredible, Labour are falling back under the classic socialist grievance cloak of victimhood – “its not our fault, started in America, Thatcher” – you name it. Given this new new identity of Destructive Narcissism, how can we expect any form of government no matter how bad between now and next may, when an unforeseen emergency will force Lord baron First Horseman Mandelson to announce the postponement of the election for “National security reasons and for our own protection”?
We are the -bent -gents more like.
So they must be insurgents against… themselves??
What kind of madness is THIS? (Well, a Brownian kind, obviously…)
In the juiced up Murdoch, Cheney and Rumsfeld world of the oh so sexy operation Eye Racky Freedom:
Extradition morphed in to extra ordinary rendition
Foreign fighters morphed into insurgents, as though they were surging in, what a joke.
They were even stupid enough to find ‘cashays’ of arms, as though the arms had a particular allure. The correct word is cache pronounced cash, ah well.
Insurgent has a meaning no matter how Fox News and its was mongering stable mates, Sky, the Sun and the Times try to do to mislead the terminally dimwitted.
An insurgent aims to overthrow the status quo.
A conservative aims to preserve the status quo.
Therefore it is reasonable and accurate for Mandleson describe the campaign as an insurgency.
Late shift today MB?
If preserving the status quo meant we retained a solvent economy then I’m all for retaining the status quo.
It’s the economy stooopid.
Unfortunately this bunch of economic beserkers have destroyed the economy. Through sheer incompetence.
[Monty Python - The Life of Brian] ‘He’s not an insurgent – he’s a very naughty boy’.
McSnot now casts himself and his henchmen as the new urban terrorists. It stands to reason as they played host to the IRA killer, Martin McGuiness, at The Grand Hotel in Brighton yesterday.
What kind of demented twat uses a metaphor that places him on the side of our own army’s enemies, which at the same time places him as both sides of the same conflict?
Answers on a postcard please, to:
“I am literally out of my fucking mind” competition,
British Nulabour Party,
Westminster
perhaps it is empathising with the Muslin vote?
Neither an insurgent, an insurlady, an incumbent or a quitter be!!
Our boys will be thrilled and it will confirm their suspicions they’ve been betrayed.
What a quisling bunch of traitors Labour are.
Guidiot, pizza boy and oaf, hav some of this
James Murdoch launched into a foul-mouthed tirade that suggested that the behavior of Palestinian Arabs was justified by their poor treatment by Israelis.
Its called free speech
It’s not about free speech it’s about the opinion of the last remaining spawn of Murdoch not seeing eye to eye with the occupation and oppression of the Palestinians.
Pizza boy Guidiot knows what it’s about.
Actually probably the Guidiot doesn’t.
Free speech is about opinions hoon
If you’ve got millions and millions you can speak a lot louder than anyone else!
But …. Is this some sort of wierd love/hate triangle?
Are you aligning yourself with Murdoch then?
Like George Soros do you mean?
He’s right.
” i despise what you say but i will fight for your right to say it” or some bollocks lik that
“If we don’t believe in freedom of expression for people we despise, we don’t believe in it at all.” – Noam Chomsky
Oh, I do so hate unsubstantiated rumours.
Substantiate!
SUBSTANTIATE!!!
Struthio camelus
Tough on crime tough on the causes of crime ?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1217131/Son-health-secretary-Patricia-Hewitt-fined-250-possessing-cocaine.html
Maybe he should spend some time in “the scrubs”.
I bet that got up her nose!
McMental said on Sky
“I don’t sort of parade my private life round the place and I certainly don’t want my family brought into situations where I have made the choice to be the politician.”
Oh you mean like getting your wife to introduce you and blubbing in publc about your dead child?
Fuck off McMental we all hate you,
“
Alistair Campbell to Anita Anand on “BBC Daily Politcs Show” – why have you spent most of the programme talking about “The Sun” switching its support away from Labour when you should be discussing Gordon Brown’s Speech and the raft of new policies announced ? Because we can Alistair – now fuck off to Channel 4 Studios and rant at them live on air – let’s face it you’ve had practice !!
Campell not bothered about the Sun yet has been on every tv and radio to slag them off ,did you hear the rumour that Blair was going to speak at conferance.
“when you should be discussing Gordon Brown’s Speech and the raft of new policies announced ?”
Because most of those “new” policies are the same lies as were in the 1997 manifesto.
The difference between now and then is, we reported them back then, people believed you and then you didn’t do them.
Now we are not reporting them because, frankly, NOBODY believes a word of them!
Beastie don’t be so stupid, people don’t hate him, they may not identify with him, but they don’t hate him. Only the dim bile soaked indolent wretches from the right hate him, but that’s because they love to hate and are dinosaurs.
Says the Maggie Thatcher hatin’ Labour apologist.
Thatcher was and is hated by a vast swathe of the population.
But never forget the glorious day when her own ‘followers’ slit open her belly and removed the contents of her wretched gut.
Heseltine……..hmmmm, they should name an exquisite cigar after him to and so allow all afficianados to savour the memory of that great day all the more.
Interviewed the populace have you? If no how do you know what attitudes are ? Of course,you would dismiss any which did not fit the party templated response as ‘ dim bile soaked indolent wretches from the right’
I suggest the majority of the bile soaked wretches are much closer to you.
Put in fewer words, much better.
No need to be cagey be open.
I’m not too bothered about Brown personally. I hate and detest his destructive, unthinking, envious, devious, bullying politics. The financial ruin of the country, the smearing of opponents, the lies and deception, make the man’s politics by some considerable distance the worst Prime Ministerial contribution of my lifetime.
I hate him and all those lefty scum who support him.
I can’t be arsed to give all the reasons, there are so many, but you could start with the Iraq war, the hundreds of thousands of corpses which resulted, and the war in Afghanistan that was going to take place “without a single bullet being fired”.
p.s.
there is no evidence that dinosaurs were capable of hatred
I think I might have slipped from contempt into ‘hate’ too. Or it might be contemptuous hatred.
Definitely contempt though.
I hate him.
I know many people in this Northern working class constituency who faithfully voted labour in 1997,2001 and 2005 who also hate him.
They do not identify with him, because they are hard-working, decent honest family people who graft and do a fair day’s work for a fair day’s pay to pay their mortgages and put food on the table.
Gordon is a lying, cowardly cheating piece of shit who mercilessly sucks up to the global banking elite, chucks them hundreds and hundreds of BILLIONS of pounds of OUR tax, then slags the bankers off behind their backs, then refuses to say where he is going to cut the budget to pay off the 1.4 Trillion in debt he has left us with.
On the plus side, these decent hard working people, who were brought up for generations, brain-washed to support labour, will never ever vote labour again!
Yes the will.
“I know many people in this Northern working class constituency who faithfully voted labour in 1997,2001 and 2005 who also hate him.
They do not identify with him, because they are hard-working, decent honest family people who graft and do a fair day’s work for a fair day’s pay to pay their mortgages and put food on the table”
..so Ned, why did they vote Labour?
we’re a double act – I’m Girling, he’s Gurning.
Is Gordon Brown mental?
yes.
you avilable every wednesday from midday to half past ?
Is the pope a Catholic?
Is a pig’s arse pork?
No, mate , that’s Jacqui Smith
Labour spin doctors are out in force saying voters decide not newspapers. Yes, that’s right. And to anyone who’s ever been fool enough to employ Alastair Campbell, Charlie Whelan or Lance Price, Its the voters who decide not the spin doctors.
‘It’s not editorials which count, but the votes of millions of Sun readers. We believe that they understand the benefits they are now enjoying by working with this Government. They will prove The Sun wrong on election day.”
March 1997 -Conservative Central Office.
Ho ho ho
Indeed. The Sun may not win it for a party, but they are very careful to spot who is going to win and then get themselves on that side. It may cause a slight swing in support for the tories, but it is a sure sign that the tories are going to win next year.
When that happens, watch out BBC!!!
Does French auteur Roman Polanski not like older birds, >13 yrs?
yes.
Nice to see a well-known document sexer on Brilllos prog just now being wheeled out complaining about, err, Tony Blair being wheeled out.
Watch today’s Brown/Boulton interview here:
http://blogs.news.sky.com/boultonandco/Post:613d484b-e189-487a-8505-d36fe93e726c
Boulton is like a psychologist trying to deal with a deranged, dangerous mental patient.
That last look that Brown holds on AB is so scary, never seen anyone so mad…
The bloke is nuts. For christ’s sake, is it not obvious to everyone? He’s barking.
I bet Adam Boulton wakes up next to a horse’s head tomorrow.
I’d pay to see Brown lose his rag but there was no hint of rabies in the interview linked above.
What was weird was the tongue/jowl/throat activity, especially towards the end of the clip.
The Icke faction must be loving it.
OK, the conference is over.
We can now get back to Baroness Scotland.
Get those crosshairs out again, Guido! Light a fire under that thieving whore’s butt.
Is Britain bust?
hell yes.
Kinnock on WATO says “Give this guy a break”
Sure Windbag, “Have a broken neck Gordon, and a new arse whilst we are on with it” !!!
Kinnock is just such a vote-winner for Cameron. He is such a loser that he even puts Labour voters off.
It’s living in that bubble that does it. They are surrounded by like-minded imbeciles who they are convinced represent a cross-section of society as opposed to a nucleus of idiocy that is gravitationally drawn to the biggest idiot in the local area.
Kinnock, there’s another one whose money making activigties need closer investigation followed by a bogus trial and commital to the Geoffrey Archer Wing of Strangeways.
It is called “Reinforcing Groupthink” and it is also what the Nazis got off on…even when Soviet troops were throwing hand grenades at the Bunker.
I saw a youtube video the other day, of huge crowds of nazis cheering Goebbels to the rafters as he gave a speach about driving the Red Army back where they came from, everyone in the audience was a believer, everyone in the audience willed it with every fibre of their being.
It was filmed in march 1945.
ZaNuLab and Browngabe have the same sound and look about them, they are finished.
I was a man with a smallish moustche the other day had the same sort of look as Hitler, must have been a Nazi
THis other guy had a red tie and a moustache that was as bushy as Stalins, must have been a communist
It was the Sun and it started in America!
is there even anyone left at PoliticsHome any more ?
money well spent Mr Ashcroft
you now have a blog with next to no bloggers
He must be glad to see the back of the wankers.
More horseshit from Liebour. Bum boy Burnham says if they win the next election they will make hospital parking free. So why not do it right now? Why wait? and why the fuck won’t any fucking journalist ask the Liebour bastards that question?
It will be just like that promise on the treaty i mean constution
The promise was for a referendum on THE TREATY, never the constitution itself. The wording in the 2005 labour manifesto referred to the constitutional TREATY once and then from then on just THE TREATY.
you can google the ZaNuLab manifesto from 2005 and see for yourself, the word constitution never appears.
win the next election they will make hospital parking free. So why not do it right now?”
Well Obama beach-we Scots ALREADY have this-courtesy of our very agreeable SNP govt!
Sorry to hear you sassenach saddos look saddled with another 5 more years of Broon-courtesy of the libdums!
Hahahahahaha!
and free personal care ?
didn’t brown steal that too or at least part of it ?
no ideas no hope no chance no wonder they will replace him soon
Hospital parking was free until these Labour bastards got in and started charging through the nose for it.
Charging us for what we’ve already paid for, about ten times over. It should be free at the point of delivery, like Jacqui Smith’s bath plug.
Or her husband’s butt plug.
BTW where is the fat thieving slag? Is she in Brighton?
Let me finish Jeremy….It will be launched very soon… from a foyer… LET ME FINISH…..in the near future…please have the decency to let me finish…..it is a real election winner……the tories would actually pay you to park……please stop interupting me….it is the voters that vote not newspapers.
Was that ok Peter?
Why not do it now? Very good question. I believe the answer to that is because the delusional bastards seem to genuinely believe that they are not in Government anymore. They think that they are an insurgency force.
Well, in that case, I hope the military decide the same and kill the bastards!
Ask him this one about light touch regulation::
2005 – ‘ The new model we propose is quite different. In a risk-based approach there is no inspection without justification, no form-filling without justification, and no information requirements without justification. Not just a light touch but a limited touch. Instead of routine regulation attempting to cover all, we adopt a risk-based approach which targets only the necessary few’
and on the Today programme:
‘I’ve always been of the view that we needed a better global financial supervisory system’
History is rewritten yet again.
‘
That’s one of mine.
I know what you mean.
plus don’t forget him going on about needing an international warning system – yet when the IMF did warn him he ignored it and kept pouring money into the economy to try to buy votes.
As ever with Brown, it’s all about blaming someone else. The man is deranged and the Labour party mad if they think they can win with him. If he could just joke a bit and accept a little responsibility it would help his cause but he can’t – truly the most inappropriate man to be PM, he makes John Major look a natural.
John major was an infinately better Prime Minister than Brown. John Major was a disaterous, inept party leader. But in hindsight a pretty good Prime Minister. certainly compared to what we have endured since. Gamblers, shysters, liars and war-criminals
Light touch !
Light the blue touch paper up their arse you mean!
First !!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1217105/Brown-loses-cool-PMs-fightback-falls-rails-tries-storm-TV-interview.html
Whatever pills he’s taking – they ain’t workin’!
The rumour swilling around conference this morning is that the News International party last night was a rather strained affair; given that news broke of the Sun’s defection to the Tories half way through. Various cabinet ministers heard about the news as they were swigging Murdoch’s free beverages. Some observers later heard Lord Mandelson tell NI executives in no uncertain terms that they were out of line*. Apparently a c-word was used. Mandelson has since insisted that the word in question was “chump”.
* The Sun’s move appears to have been timed for maximum political impact, just hours after Brown’s speech. The rumour is that new editor Dominic Mohan didn’t bother to tell GB (despite a phone conversation earlier yesterday) that the bombshell was primed. Mohan is not even here in Brighton. Meanwhile it’s interesting that the Scottish version of the Sun will not back the Conservatives.
“it’s interesting that the Scottish version of the Sun will not back the Conservatives”
They probably realise they couldnt sell their newspaper to Malcolm Rifkind.
The scottish sun will align with whichever party will do labour most damage in Scotland. They have not, “refused to back the tories” they have just not made up their minds yet. Although they will probably back the SNP in Scotland
He’s a very nasty and difficult person and my life with him is hell. But he’s a hero, for God’s sake! A fucking hero – believe me. We should kiss the ground he drops snot on.
What a pathetic effort of grasser Adrian Chiles on the One Show to try and make out that McMental was a decent bloke.I dont think they expected Viv Westwoods summing up of the man. “he obviously doesnt like people”
interesting – got a link? Chiles has always seem a wrong’un, especially his reporting of a equality thought-crime which got someone else sacked, what a little creep, however bloke-ish he desperately tries to be.
He is a Voodoo Chiles (Slight Retard)
LMAO!
Chiles is an unreformed brummie socialist. Just as delusional as Brown!
It should be on the bbc i-player.
The grass used to be married to Jane Garvey.She recently complained about only middle class callers on her radio 4 womans hour show.The stupid bitch must be thick,all the chav slags are watching Loose Women.
What no comment on how Guido’s and John Ward’s supposed expertise on mental matters has been exposed as complete bollocks by a true expert
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2009/sep/30/marr-brown-mental-health
Of course everything else here should be read in the same light.
Gordon Brown’s disintegrating mental state makes the mainstream press. I wonder what the rest of the world thinks of the “Statesman of the Year” cracking up in public?
“Is he cracking up? Brown loses his cool as he tries to storm out of TV interview ……….”
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/index.html
Harriet Harman’s speech reported on WATO. She managed to get a few digs in about ‘equality’ and the Sun’s lack of contribution to it.
She also accused the Sun of trying to bully the Labour party. I wonder if Alistair Campbell wrote that bit of the speech?
Alistair is nowt,i fronted him at Turf Moor and shit his pants.
Where?
Undemocratic? UNDEMOCRATIC?!!!! Newlabour think the sun is undemocratic! What about the wee darling mandlescum? The Lords of this and the Lords of that!? Dozens of unelected members of the government. Newlabour have never been interested in being democratic.
Odd really. Not so ‘undemocratic’ 12 years ago, was it?
Hell hath no fury like a bullying neo fascist scorned.
Nobody’s trying to bully you, Hattie. We merely intend to destroy you at the first opportunity.
So HH has stayed quiet on the page 3 girls for 13 years and only now does she start on them.
True colours coming out in droves today.
Fun watching them implode, isn’t it ?
The only thing that bothers me is that we’ve got a potential nine more months of this shower of shite and they’ve got a lot of previous when it comes to rushing in vindictive legislation.
What’s the odds that we’ll start to see an “anti intrusion” bill, designed to stop the MSM from questioning the deal leader’s health ? Any odds on a “ban page 3″ bill resurfacing again ?
We have been saying for months now that it will only take time for him to go. Others on here have been saying he will never go.
I see The Sun coming out early against Labour as a sign that there is going to be an increase in the stories that have been sat upon for years now coming to light. It is obviously going to take them 9 months to do the job justice.
Personally I would rather they go now but will enjoy the squirming to come too.
Think you’re right.
I always wondered how much time the strongarm men spent in Blair’s tenure going ’round reminding all the whackos and old-style loonie lefties that if they were too obvious, they’d blow the gaff on the whole ZaNu “project”.
Well, it looks like the lid’s well and truly coming off the whole sorry mess and if we get 9 more months of entertainment like we’ve had today, we can at least hope that they’ll be so distracted that they’ll stop bolloxing the country up for the remainder of their term…
Isn’t this fun Rupert.
Any odds on a “ban page 3″ bill resurfacing again ?
It’ll be a bill to “regulate” bloggers. A “fast track” procedure for libel that accidentally means contentious material is taken down as soon as somone complains.
Blogging is the opposition.
Oh you can laugh… but who else is? The Tories? They agree with half of Broon’s shit!
“They agree with half of Broon’s shit!”
More like 75% CMD is one of them in all but party.
C’mon Harriet – ger’ em out for the lads.
Yeah – and Margaret Beckett.
I’d ather see Jacqui 5 Bellies’ than Beckitt’s , mate.
What about flint ?
Nah – put ‘em back!
Looks like the daft old bat has decided that all the other issues in the country have been fixed and what we need is less normal totty, but new improved Labour Readers wives totty. Imagine the line up
Yvette from Pontefract (plays with Balls)
Harriet from Peckham
Jacqui from Bromsgrove (in full length jackboots)
Caroline Milf from Don Valley
Reinaldo from Brazil
Missed out Andrea Burnham from Leigh.
Brown getting very heavy with Sian Williams here
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8282112.stm
Arrghh! That leer, three seconds in….it gave me a flashback to queer old Father P.D.O’Fial…..
I thought she was going to give him an easy ride (ooo errr, missus) but she really went for him.
Thought her questioning was actually very reasonable. It was Broon’s responses to it that was telling.
Williams asked about this years borrowing (£175 billion, as we all know) and Broon’s social policy announcements in his speech, and how they were going to be paid for. Hardly going for him. Broon seemed to get very hot under the collar – “You don’t understand”.
I think the problem for Broon is that we understand all too well.
He is trying to drive up traffic to his blog!
What sort of asshole would do that?
P.S click on my blog link below i want to drive up traffic
http://newslion.blogspot.com/
Surprised this hasn’t come up yet
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1215421/Cameron-tries-ditch-attempt-delay-Lisbon-Treaty-referendum-letter-Czech-president.html
unless it has ?
that is so last week , hope it works
I had missed that – very encouraging to see as I expected CallMeDave to try to hush the issue up. Standing for the referendum puts him four-square on the side of democracy – whereas Brown and Clegg are nakedly opposing it.
Love the line : “Most EU leaders fear any vote in Britain would oppose the treaty.” Yet the EU smear anyone who dislikes them as being reactionary when they are the most undemocratic and authoritarian regime in the western world.
So Vaclav Klaus has indicated that he is prepared to delay the Czech Republic’s retification for up to six months? Fat lot of good that is if we have to wait 7 months to the next election!
In fact, even if Cameron wins in April it would take until August to get a referendum.
Klaus will have reluctantly ratified it by then according to this article.
Still, we can but hope that the democratic will of the people is yet respected. That would be the will of the electorates that have been allowed a vote on the constitutional treaty and the damn-near identical Lisbon treaty.
To explain, the constitutional treaty replaced 7 or 8 previous treaties with a single treaty. It was not a constitution, but created a legal framework that would act like a constitution.
when this was rejected twice, the EU decided that to have the same laws and legal framework in place, that instead of replacing these earlier treaties with one new simpler one, that they would instead just amend all the earlier treaties with a new one, so that all the earlier treaties would then create a legal framework identical to the rejected constitutional treaty. This was the Lisbon amendment treaty.
So both the constitutional treaty and the Lisbon treaty do exactly the same bloody thing.
We were promised a referendum on the TREATY, NOT on the CONSTITUTION. As tony Blair was at pains to stress on many occasions prior to the 2005 election, this was NOT a constitution, it was a constitutional TREATY. He said this repeatedly to try to get out of giving us a say in a referendum. After all, it was just a treaty and not a constitution. SO when this failed and he was backed into a corner at the last election, labour reluctantly agreed to offer us a referendum on the TREATY. NOT the constitution itself.
That will also be why he was so keen to hang on long enough to be at the EU summitin June 2007 so that he could ensure that the Lisbon Treaty would be seen as an amendment treaty instead of a constitution, therefore it would not require a referendum.
However, that is mere symantics as the actual greater effect upon the law of member nations and the amount of sovereignty handed over to the EU by this treaty is identical in scope and effect (taking into account recent amendments reintroducing the flag and national anthem) as the Constitutional treaty and All three major parties promised a referendum on the TREATY.
I still pray that Ireland votes NO.
Leaked letter
Dear Mandy ,
I’ve had it up to here with the voters. They don’t appreciate me . They are so ungrateful .
Look at all of the shiny new schools and hospitals I have given them .
Can’t they see that I have arranged matters so that they don’t even have to pay for them– most will be paid for by their kids ,grand kids and great grand kids etc etc (if we ever bother to reduce the national debt)
And ,look at all of the extras via the PFI scheme .All they have to do is keep
paying the rent .
The voters are so stupid . I have given them so much yet, in return,I am constantly mocked,taunted and told that I am a moron.
Well , dear,sweet Peter enough is enough — I’m off.
A ll you have to do is find a semi-legal method to slither away from that nest of Tory vipers in the HOL ( consult the Scotland woman about that if you can find her) and the job is yours . But promise dear sweetie that you will still take my telephone calls.
With great affection
“Lord Brown of Cape Cod “……………(no hint intended )
PS ….Send me a photo of yourself whe you have had the botox treatment on your lips. You will look soooo attractive .
That’s very funny and very dim.
Nothing was spent on school building under the Conservitudes 18 year administration. Nothing even was spent on maintenance of school buildings. Hence the gigantic bill because the Conservitudes literally didn’t repair the roof when they were in power.
The spending on school buildings has not caused the crisis.
Reckless banks and mumbo jumbo financial innovation based on the now wholly discredditted notion of the infallibility of markets, have caused the crisis.
Of course the dimmer amongst the right will be convinced it’s been caused by union power, dusky skinned people and the nonworking poor.
Oh dear.
The Conservatives spent as little as they could in the 1980′s because the country couldn’t afford it following the incredible profligacy in the 1970′s propping up dead industries. Spending increased (a little) in the 1990′s.
The current financial woes of the country are largely down to Government decisions – consistently spending more than the country was earning, and filling the gap by borrowing, from 1998 onwards. Then by lobbing huge amounts of taxpayer’s money the government didn’t have (borrowing on an historically unprecidented scale) at dead banks. Would have been much cheaper to regulate properly in the first place, and allow the failed banks to fail.
Sorry, MB, but all the financial woes of the nation are entirely down to Government decisions.
We got new school buildings in the 1980′s at my school so MB is talking bullshit again. We also got a really good shiny new NHS general hospital that opened in 1985. Yeah, under Thatcher… Imagine that!
It was properly funded too, not this PFI mortgage to the hilt bullshit.
Shame that since labour came to power that the later added private hospital has had to be closed in the last couple of years though. It was rather nice whilst it lasted.
“conservitudes”
*yawn* Isn’t it about time you came up with some more material MB, preferably some that actually makes us of a bit of wit, or have you none at all?
As for your schools comment, even if you were right, your precious labour party have had 12 years to make improvements, yet education standards have gone through the floor – what part of that can’t your tiny little brain grasp? They’ve been in government for three terms, exam results keep increasing, yet the intelligence levels keep dropping.
Surely even you can understand what’s been happening? More spin. I’d challenge you to do an old O Level (or even an eary GCSE for that matter) paper in any subject you did yourself – I guarantee you’d drop at least a grade, more likely two or three.
I do of course mean “use of a bit of wit” and “early GCSE”. Damned typos
The twitcher
Seduce my ancient footwear. Ye shall know them by their followers.
On further reflection, when Mandy see this he’ll decide to pull the plug on McLoon.
Shouldn’t laugh at the lad’s affliction but the irony makes it very funny.
Looks like they’ve been passing out the Red bull judging from the can in the hand of the hoon in the background.
May explain the twitch factor and was probably the only way they could keep ‘em all awake for the Gorgon’s address.
Sometimes mental illness is self inflicted
You know – the kind of trendy ‘progressive’ malaise of Grouniad readers. The sort that keeps them off work for a year with ‘emotional exhaustion’.
Really ill people get on with it, or have a really shitty time.
Of course, ‘Clownsling’, – the Noo_Lie_Bore religion, and the Clownsling industry – a growth area – thrives on it.
What’s this I heard on the TV news that Mandy Lord of the Scrappage called Rebekha wade a Cυnt for turning Sarah’s hero into a Zero?
Really darlings, I said chumps not the other hideous word! Doo keep up.
I wonder what Harriet thinks of that?
I wonder what Harriet thinks of Gulags for slags?
I think Harriet is a zealot – and zealots dont’ care about political advantage or doing what is sensible, only doing what is *right*. Especially if it means she might be PM.
She knows the only votes she can count on are female votes. She knows that slag gulags are seen by the sisterhood as a Bad Thing, she knows that men who say Huhne about a woman are viewed as Bad Men… she sees her moment…
Do it Hattie, do it….
You mean labour’s idea to reintroduce the Victorian Workhouses, except that they won’t actually expect any actual work?
They will be indoctrination centres “THE STATE KNOWS BEST”
She’s not editor anymore.
Got a hunch, maybe I should call it female intuition.
Sarah’s body language and speech tell me that she is pleased with the gorgon, she looked particularly carefree and happy and said she would love him forever!….a huge admission for a woman to make, and in public! Feel they have had a great ‘convergence’ because gorgon has at last acceded to her wish to leave politics.
They have probably come to a decision about their future, he will stay on until the next election, but on the result, (an almost inevitable defeat) he will resign. He has promised her that, hence her emotional outburst. Perhaps he has that future appointment already fixed up too?
Her protective arm around the gorgon? To me that says it all!
It’s strange how the nice girls always seem to fall for the rotters.
I’m not so sure – she’s a consummate actress BFC, many, many years in the PR game see to that.
Is this bloke related to dolly ?
Dolly the Sheep.
Did Sarah have a black eye, skillfully covered up by makeup?
Korean cars for British Workers
New labour are finished, totally finished, only a question of time now.
Won’t be a pleasant experience watching them go through the last throes
of rigor mortis.
oh it will be , it will be
I agree, provided it does not take too long now!
What would we all do if he won the next election? Where would we go?
stocked up on beans and beer and the bunkers finished
It sounds like you don’t trust our leader!
Some people obviously trust him:
http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/support-the-PM/
Made up people though, obviously. Doesn’t seem to have done quite as well as your petition, Kalvis.
It is nice to have a two horse race!
What will his comment on my petition be? He will need to start thinking about that soon.
Haven’t they already sent out the email about that? Something about “getting on with the job”, “hard working families” and “saving the world” if I recall.
It will be an absolute pleasure to watch – only shame is they still have time to fuck it up even more
Does anyone know if there’s a video showing Brown getting angry after the Boulton interview – the bit where he storms off with his microphone still attached? I’ve watched the Sky interview (Brown/Boulton) on Sky but it ends with “the look” …. Brown’s stormy exit is not shown.
Seconded – really really want to see it!
O/T Interesting article on Breakfast on the Beeb this morning. They sent a reporter to Stourbridge to interview the public about Brown’s speech and how they felt about him. According to the reporter, in the two hours they were interviewing they couldn’t find a single person to say a positive word about the great leader.
Surely the Beeb isn’t turning against him as well?
Is there anything or anybody still supporting him?
Medical Science?
Was Major this hated just before 97 ?
No! Mr Brown is a record breaker!
No, Major was never hated, people were just indifferent to him. Like Nick Clegg no one knew who he was and probably still don’t.
Is the “Who?”=Major?
I liked John!
If John had been a neighbour, he would be the sort of person I would trust with my keys when I were holiday. I cannot say the same about Mr Brown.
Can you imagine that? You’d come home to an ice cream van embedded in the front room, shit smeared all over your bedroom walls, a dead seal on the landing, and your au pair in reconstructive surgery.
I couldn’t face that again.
Errrr, sorry about that Frank.
Major was never hated, his party was, he just looked weak and had lost control of his party.
were you abroad at the time ?
he was despised and nowhere more than in his own fucking Party
the bastards. remember them ? I’ll bet Major does
he staggered from crisis to crisis with no majority whatsoever at times
he was the figurehead he carried the can. fair or not
and he probably was liked more than some others in the Party at the time but not by enough and not much
tell you what go and look at the fucking election results for 97, okay ?
then come back and take off your rose tinted glasses
Cameron can only dream of that kind of result
Win he will but not like that
he’s miles away from 45%
And he won’t get that kind of result, either because Brown is more competent than Major or Cameron is nowhere near as well liked as Blair was by the public
take your pick
Best bullshit post of the day anon, Major was not disliked at all, the tories though had been in office too long and ran out of steam and they knew it too.
Bliar looked like a breath of fresh air, energised and people fell for the “things can only get better” “New Labour” spiel.
How wrong they were and Gordoom is genuinely hated by vast swathes of the country.
I am your typical switch voter and I would NEVER vote for a party that had such an awful leader and gang of incompetent ministers, God in heaven, Bob Ainsworth anyone!!!????
ZaNULab have morphed into a surreal, parasitic, authoritarian quasi fascist, elitist gang of degenerates and open thieves, laughing as they pick the bones clean.
They are vermin and will be destroyed at any election.
Major was (and still is) a decent, honourable man. In 1997, however, he did have some ‘bastards’ in his party, and not enough of a parliamentary majority to control them. Despite that, he still managed to leave the nation’s finances in pretty good shape, so he acted in the national interest and not for personal gain.
decent honourable men don’t fuck Edwina Curry
sick bastards do
Let he who is without sin cast the first stone, somehow I dont think that TGOKS will be doing any stone throwing any time soon.
And can we bring back spitting image !!!!!!!!!
De Massa, he dun gorn, gorn, gorn a-way !
De Massa, he dun gorn, gorn, gorn a-way !
De Massa, he dun gorn, gorn, gorn a-way !
De Cleena, – she dun gorn ‘way too !
I’m getting a bit worried – I think Gorgo could actually be goaded into a proper nervous breakdown. I want him to stay as leader until the election so I don’t want anyone to help the Liebor louts by tipping him over the brink. So CHEERS GORDON carry on the good work!
He would stay even after a proper nervous breakdown!
People need to understand the one eyed jock gay boy thinks he entitled to be Reich fuhrer, even on the day that DC is trying to move in the doctors will be trying to entice McGoon from out under the table where he will be sitting rocking back and forward mumbling and spitting his pills out. I hear they use a mixture of bogeys and fingernail clippings which the sainted Sarah keeps in the fridge for emergencies.
the twatty blair clone eton toff dipshit lightweight bumboy Cameron is harldly a massive leap forward
oh look! here’s Blair again only even more camp and less substantial
we’ll have gone back in time two years
If he saves us from the Lisbon Treaty it would be worth the two years, then we can elect UKIP or get a real conservative into the leader’s position.
but will he ?
or will he throw up his arms and say the big boys in Europe bullied him into it
He cannot do anything right so why should he should he be able to do this!
You have a good point. But I am sure Dave is aware of this and will be treating his biggest asset with Kid Gloves. Dave has already said today that Marr was wrong to ask Gordon about the pills. So fear ye not The Conservatives are doing all they can to keep Gordon in power up to the election.
sums the tories up really.
they have been useless in oppostion and will therefore be useless in government.
Indeed
Must admit they haven’t done much opposing. Even the ID card thing was down to to the other David and Dave is already signalling that he will back off from a European referendum. I seem to be meeting more and more Conservative voters who do not trust Cameron and will be voting UKIP.
Cameron will have to play a blinder next week and actually address the Lisbon Treaty issue head on. This is his last chance before the election to give a conference speech to launch a mighty election campaign.
I am not holding my breath. So far I have been far less than impressed with Cameron and the tories and I cannot see any potential for change there.
It is looking more likely that I shall be picking an independent candidate at the next election, or possibly UKIP.
Let’s wait and see what the Irish say on Friday and then what Dave’s response will be.
He lost it.
Contrast and compare Michael Foot and Gordon Brown?
Michael Foot – Longest Suicide Note in Political History !
Gordon Brown – Shortest Fightback in Political History !
Both Socialists!
what about me ? – the longest hot air fantasy balloon ride
And the biggest gap between actual talent and cash troughed from the taxpayer you freckled Welsh twat.
Remember Sheffield and blush. “Well, all right, well all right”!
Watch Ed Millibanned again
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The labour party manifesto is……all lies again!
From the referendum promise on electoral reform in 1997 that is now only being resurrected as they face electoral anihilation through the promise not to privatise the London Underground to a promise not to increase top-up fees, the the promise to never increase income tax to the referendum promise on the EU treaty.
LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES
I know that they are lying, because that is all that they ever fucking DO!
Have just seen Andrew marr having lunch in a pub in Hammersmith – said to him well done for asking the prime mentalist that question. He smiled….
In a market today and having a usual windup with the proprietor of the fruit and veg stall and McSnot and popping pills was mentioned and a few people past a few not nice remarks about him and Liebour,it’s definetly gone past just having a moan.
Yup, we were talking about it at scouts; the gobby among us dont’ keep quiet, but the non-committed were still silently shaking their heads – at the debt, btw. It was the debt that horrified people. Where are this 24% who still support him? I don’t meet them.
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Sounds much better than Liebour Manifesto. i.e spending money we havent got on something we do not need.
DO YOU THINK WE HAVE TOLD THEM TOO MUCH?
NAH, if we had told them, then Brown would have nicked it, misunderstood it, ruined it and then relaunched it, abandoned it, relaunched it again, dropped it then lied about it.
It is all he ever does! the fuckmuppet!
WE OWN YOU DAVE WE’VE GOT THE COKE AND WHORE FOOTAGE.
SAME GOES FOR YOU GIDEON YOU WILL DO AS YOU ARE TOLD.
489, 494 and 498. Something tells me that this might just be a troll.
nah, it’s me you moron!
I was right then.
said the troll.
don’t backchat top boy.
I am out of your league sunshine.
If you say so.
I’m top boy, what I say goes.
you’re a nobody charles.
oh well.
I’m sure you’re right, tat.
I am always right charles whereas you are far right.
oh, and we are all on the new thread now, do try to keep up cripple.
Spot on, tat, I am indeed a cripple. Thanks for pointing it out.
one thick as thieves fan club applicant at a time please, ladies.
fucking cripples, eh.
what are they like.