September 29th, 2009

Exclusive : Brown’s “Gulags for Slags” Policy Taken from BNP

Courtesy of Lancaster Unite Against Fascism this was the motion debated at the BNP’s Party Conference and adopted by Gordon at the Labour Party conference:

Teenage mothers – the problem and the solution

Nick Griffin Gordon BrownAny amount of sexual health education is not going to reduce Britain’s high teen pregnancy rates, whilst the ‘rewards’ for becoming an unmarried teen mother remain so [relatively] attractive. The cycle of girls getting pregnant by man A, then being allocated a council flat & welfare benefits, then getting pregnant by man B, and being allocated a bigger council flat & more benefits, then getting pregnant by man C, and being allocated a council house & yet more benefits has got to STOP. It leads to all sorts of social problems, resulting from mothers who are not mature enough to parent effectively, and end up raising dysfunctional families in poverty. It also costs tax payers a lot of money, to fund these ‘alternative’ lifestyles.

Furthermore, people who have been on housing waiting lists for several years, and who conduct themselves in a responsible manner, find themselves being ‘queue-jumped’ by these feckless members of society.

So, I suggest that there be no council flats and no welfare benefits available to unmarried mothers under the age of 21. Instead they will be placed in ‘mother & baby homes’. Here they will receive academic education as well as parenting classes, plus courses covering all aspects of their social development. The homes will be run by ‘matron’ type figures. The homes should not be ‘institution’ like, but at the same time there will be rules which must be adhered to; such as a curfew of approx 9pm, a dress code which states skirts must come to at least the knees & no cleavage to be on show. Failure to comply with the homes’ rules will result in the mother being sent to prison, and the baby being taken in to care.

This is not a short-term remedy, but a long-term solution. Eventually I believe the implementation of this policy will result in a vast decrease in teenage girls becoming pregnant – as the consequences will be positively unattractive. Of course, teenage pregnancies will never be completely eradicated, and the homes will allow for the girls who do still become teen mothers to learn how to be good parents, whilst not being fast-tracked to the top of the housing queue.

If an 18-20 year old pregnant woman is married [marriage should not be an option available to 16/17 year olds, even with parental consent] and her husband has a job, then she will be exempt from going in to one of the homes.’

Nick Griffin will be applauding Gordon Brown’s new policy change.  Last year it was the slogan “British Jobs for British Workers” this year it is wholesale policies.  Norman Tebbit described the BNP as Labour with added racism.  The policy parallels* are increasing…

*Nick Griffin also has only one eye.  Not a lot of people know that.


1,275 Comments

  1. 1
    jgm2 says:

    It’s the workhouse for you young lady.

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      jgm2 says:

      It is. It’s the fucking ‘Magdalene Sisters’ run by the government.

      Just that instead of teaching ‘em what a fucking feckless bunch of cock-holsters they are and to keep their fucking knees to gether any Labour gulags will be ‘empowering’ them and ‘nurturing their individuality’ and basicall y giving ‘em the okay to go out there and get knocked up again. After all who are we to pass judgement.

      For fucks sake.

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        David Cameron says:

        Do nothing!

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          IRB says:

          There is a very large group of people who would be just fine with that sort of approach to policy.

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          • THE_FORCE says:

            Me. Its a great policy, if only it would become policy.

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          • Anonymous says:

            The Farce?
            You’re half way there to the concerntration camp,

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          • Public funded slut huts.

            Brilliant.

            The OECD found that, of all the world’s major economies, Britain has the worst benefits trap for women. A single mother moving back into work would have to forfeit 101.3 per cent of the extra cash she earned because of the extra tax, childcare costs, and relinquished benefits payouts.

            The calculations show that the situation is almost as severe for mothers whose husbands are working.

            They face losing out on 89.5 per cent of their extra earnings, meaning that if they received a pay rise of £5,000 from getting back into work, they would only see £525 of the extra cash.

            The OECD said that, of all its 30 member countries, the only one with a worse record in this area was Ireland.

            Give me the child…..

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          • Anonymous says:

            Like the idea of slut huts……Love you long time, only 10 dollah

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          • Anonymous says:

            So you think Cameron will not be announcing anything similar next week ?

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          • they are laughing at you not with you says:

            This isn’t going to happen. It’s a manifesto ‘promise’.

            So much rubbish spouted over so little.

            Try again thickies.

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          • Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

            This is what the maistream parties are frightened of in regards to QT.

            It’s not arguing with Nick Griffin about his race or immigration policies – those are crude, bigotted and easy to dismantle.

            No – it’s the fear of agreeing with him. Labour’s authoritarianism and penchant for social engineering are particularly vulnerable.

            Even worse McTwat has now opened the door for Griffin to claim he has been stealing policies from the BNP.

            Imagine if that particular (and apparentyl correct) line is followed by jeers from the audience.

            Just shows what a tin ear Brown has.

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          • Sick-as-a-Parrot_Guido says:

            Hi suckers – still want that TV debate ?

            HAhaqhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!11

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          • Churchill's Cattleprod says:

            Interesting how the automatic perception by the meejah and the bloggies is that the ‘Gulag Slag’ is stereotypically a member of the the ‘underclass’, lacks education and possesses only a form of animal cunning necessary to get pregnant and get a free council flat, albeit usually in some estate where you wouldn’t let your dog live let alone a baby.

            In reality there are one hell of a lot of teenage pregnancies right across the social spectrum, including the daughters of a number of MP’s. Single parent MP’s include, among others, Virginia Bottomley (single mum at 19) and Jackie Ballard (claimed income support etc for years) plus a lot more on the Labour side.

            PS. Do not forget as well that Fiona Pilkington also wrote repeatedly to her MP asking for help – she might as well have written letters to God for all the help her MP gave.

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        • 915
          Anonymous says:

          Absolutely, including not rewarding them to breed. Stand back and watch the figures fall.

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        Living in the past says:

        Magdalene Sisters – that’s the first thing I thought as well. Of course those places were a great success for the Irish weren’t they?

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        • 114
          Bri says:

          Magdalene Sisters made quite a bit of dosh from the sale of babies to the wealthy childless yankee couples, is that what Gordons got his eye (sic) on when he says he’s going to halve the defiet in four years.

          Bloody hell he’ll clear it in three.

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        • 248
          Gay Gordon Brownpants says:

          Homes fit for whores!!

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        • 251
          Budgie says:

          Despite Liebore’s love of all things collectivist, institutional upbring of children does not work, whether it’s the Magdalene Sisters or the local Social Services. Real parents are best, but you won’t get ZaNuLab admitting it.

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          • Mr Ned says:

            Indeed. They have always attacked the traditional family, believing that the state knows best. It is their obsession with undermining the family unit and promoting broken families through the benefits system that has created the boom in anti-social behaviour. It is 12 and a half years to late to try to resurrect “tough on crime, tough on the causes of crime”

            They are fucked!

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          • CollectivistMyArse says:

            Just how are Labour ‘collectivist’? How? Don’t misappropriate such a fundamental concept. The term ‘liberalism’ has already been hijacked and distorted. Now is the time for critical and honest debate. There is no time for dishonesty or ignorance. Nor lazy carelessness, for that matter.

            Just how are Labour — the party responsible for the fragmentation of society, and are the party of the super rich — ‘guilty’ of collectivism? Collectivism is about community, co-operation, and commonality. Labour are the party of statism, are about the separatism of communities, and are the party of antagonism, alienation and authoritarianism. There’s fuck all that’s collectivist about Labour. Labour are the drivers of a fascistic corporatist state, and they use fear, confusion, and division to govern.

            Labour and the ‘liberal’ left are neither liberal nor collectivist.

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        Budgie says:

        As well as the the BNP being the father of Gordon Brown’s new wheeze, so was Mussolini. The fascist leader provided homes for single mothers in southern Italy, amongst other things to stop the mothers being murdered. I wonder if Labour supporters realise Brown is following in Mussolini’s footsteps?

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          Mr Ned says:

          Brown is Mussolini’s ideological twin. The man is a Marxist fascist.

          At least The Sun has finally announced that they are ditching labour. The comments on that paper’s website have been almost entirely VERY negative in response to Brown’s speech.

          Brown has LOST IT. Hopefully this will lead to an utter and complete wipe-out of labour at the next election.

          I am sure that the opinion polls at the end of conference season will not show an improvement for Brown. We are sick to death of him and his useless, corrupt, lying, cheating, thieving bunch of bastards and war-criminals in the Parliamentary labour party.

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        • 948
          South of the M4 says:

          Hopefully. Mussolini was found hanged, upside down from a tree.

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          • I love Shami says:

            Correction – Musso was shot to death then his corpse was hung, upside down, outside a petrol station in Milan. Next to the body of his mistress.

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      • 321
        Jan says:

        Whilst I am all for a bit of a laugh I feel your comments are too harsh.I would agree that there are far too many promiscuous girls allowed to procreate at our expense.I am absolutely furious that the government allows this.But in the past,especially here in Ireland many girls suffered sexual abuse by priests and also men from their own families. One such girl died in the roadside on the way for help.The local priest did not believe her story that her father had raped her.She died in childbirth. Many more were brutalised by nuns in these industrial establishments.
        We’ve gone from treating unmarried mothers harshly ( many were locked up in mental homes for years) to one where just the mention of ‘single mother’ bestows on them a saintly identity.It allows them a lifestyle of absolute indolence,churning out offspring year after year. This has got to stop.But whilst you have the likes of Brown and Hatty in power nothing will change and anything goes.There are thousands of people on the public payroll dancing to the tune of these young women.They are like the host and the parasite feeding off each other.

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          Father Christmas says:

          I can’t speak for Ireland (never been there) but I was in Hastings for a day trip recently and I couldn’t believe what a chav-infested shit-hole it was; over-run with angry-eyed mothers, screaming abuse into their mobiles while waddling along the shopping areas with their mewling brats in tow.

          Putting them in hostels and making them wear skirts won’t work – these plebs are genetically damaged. They, and their bovine offspring are beyond repair. They need to be gassed.

          I’m pleased Labour are finally coming towards the same opinion.

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          • W.W. says:

            Funnily enough I once suggested their kind be sterilized in a Universty group discussion.

            You could have heard a pin drop.

            W.W.

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          • Comment says:

            Sounds like Yeovil

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          • W.W. says:

            Actualy it was at Guido’s alma marta.

            In somewhere a lot far worse than Yeovil.

            W.W.

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          • But they created them on purpose – there must be a reason?

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          • Mr Ned says:

            It is about time these benefit sucking baby factories were closed down. Compulsory sterilisation would be far more cost effective.

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          • Waiting for Gordo says:

            W.W.

            I believe they do in fact conduct this in Sweden.

            I have had a long hard discussion with this and while people originally take the ‘oh my god’ line, after reasoned debate, there is some consensus that the solution is plausible in some (not all) circumstances.

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          • Waiting for Gordo says:

            or at least they did in the 70’s.

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          • Sian says:

            It does indeed sound like Yeovil.

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          • It probably sadly is too late to redeem a large number of these unfortunate human beings. The lucky four or five will get on “Ladette to Lady” and get fixed, but this solution costs hundreds and hundreds of thousands of pounds per girl, and we’re bust.

            I suppose we could “transport” them and their broods to Antarctica, where the resident scientists could take their eye off the supposedly melting ice for a few hours and watch how many freeze to death and how fast, and what the survivors do for warmth and shelter. Pink towelling pyjama-suits won’t cut it there, nor will polythene faux-footballers’ trackies and hoodies.

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          davy says:

          You mean symbiosis? a good description!

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          Colonel Nut says:

          I live in Ireland and agree with all you say Jan.If the high rate of reproduction continues here where the economy is fragile we’ll eventually have another famine.

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          • cheapseats says:

            Ireland had very few single parents when we couldnt afford them,once our europhile government decided it would have to instigate a slag friendly welfare system to look liberal at the Brussels soiree`s there were no shortage of takers,we even imported them.
            To the ruling cretins I would say this,why did you not copy the scandinavian model or the central european model?What on earth did you copy the UK system for,have you never visited the labour heartlands.The UK model is a rights based entitlement model ,once they start on that tit,you pay for everything including the funeral.

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          • And yet, these are Labour creations and are Labour core voters. What are they going to say when they no longer get auto flats, auto benefits? In theory they might vote Conservative.

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        • 579
          Sukyspook says:

          Then stop promoting sex, drugs and alcohol in our schools via DARE – Close clinics in SCHOOLS where the morning after pill is freely available to girls from 11/12 years old and without parents being informed…

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        • 953
          Humble Servant says:

          I note your comments. The pendulum has swung from one extreme to the other. Now, as it returns, we must stop it in the middle, if such a thing is possible.

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      • 1092
        Lord Gnoame says:

        Do you think a single one of the self-regarding, expenses-obsessed retards in Cyclops’ ‘government’ understands this?

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      David Hodge says:

      Agree 100%.

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        I am not a number says:

        Labour have already introduced jabs for young girls in school to counter cervical cancer, which condones their promiscuity. now they’re opening up special homes for them where they can indoctrinate them into “The New Labour Correct Way Of Thinking”, I kind of feel a New Labour Clone movement developing.

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        • 71
          A Huxley says:

          Did McDoom actually say “a Brave New World”?

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          • The Sleeper says:

            Sorry Max.. an emotional response because my wife had cervical cancer and had a 5% chance of survival..luckily she did.

            My point was rather that promiscuity is not THE cause of cervical cancer.

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          • Max says:

            That’s ok. It’s complex.

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          • Gordon 'Soma' Brown says:

            Memo to Mandy:
            The underclass of sub moronic epsilon minors were intended for hard menial work, something has gone badly wrong with the process.

            One solution would to be the introduction of a ‘vaccine’ that quietly reduces the size of this demographic.

            See to it will you.

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          • Gordon 'Soma' Brown says:

            Who knows how much cock your wife took before you Max.

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        • 165
          The Sleeper says:

          So..you would prefer your own daughter to have a higher risk of cervical cancer..eh?

          Have you had anyone close to you suffer and die from it?

          Brain engaged before gob opened comes to mind!

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          • The Sleeper says:

            btw..how do you correlate an inoculation against cancer to increased promiscuity?

            Moron.

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          • Max says:

            Hey Sleeper, talk about engage brain! Get a quick bit of research done, silly sod.

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          • The Sleeper says:

            Go on then..show me the research. Not by some think tank or pro life group,but irrefutable scientific research that confirms a link.

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          • Justfinkin says:

            You haven’t got a clue. But, let me tell you, there is a remote chance that this vaccination will only target certain types of cancer. There are actually 100 triggers. So, like the swine flu vac, it will cure you only if you if you are lucky. Have a look at the side effects this drug brings

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          • The Sleeper says:

            justfinkin…see above..I’ll give you credit for missing it.

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        • 200
          fedupwithbrown says:

          Next it will be Labour kabuts for all children. No parent being capable of bringing up their child in the Labour ways.

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        • 238
          Budgie says:

          Labour have been trying to supplant real parents all along. Despite the outcomes for government raised children being truly dire, Labour hate parents who succeed in bringing up their own children.

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        • 274
          Sukyspook says:

          Already condoning promiscuity for 12 year olds – my daughter’s school (which thank God she’s now left) introduced clinics 2 years ago where

          12 YEAR OLDS CAN GET THE MORNING AFTER PILL…

          …and this is in Kenneth Clarke’s constituency.

          I objected to this clinic, in writing – but as usual, in modern-day ‘demockery’, the decision was already taken. An open meeting was arranged to discuss said clinic but as people were going to protest, the meeting was cancelled and a further tickets-only meeting arranged just for parents, most of whom still don’t ‘get’ what’s really going on. sigh.

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          • Susie says:

            It’s the Common Purpose way. Exactly the same trick used to allow the village where I live to become a town instead…

            HPV isn’t the only cause of cervical cancer — the other 30% are thought to occur because of having sex before the cervix has matured i.e. before 18.

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          • MonkeyBot 5000 says:

            If you’re not a parent of a child at that school it’s fuck all to do with you.

            You making those decisions for the parents is no better that Brown doing it for them.

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          • ­Phil O'Pastree says:

            As taxpayers it has got everything to do with them.

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        • 608
          Anonymous says:

          Lebensborn – Godon has been watching the history channel – A place to incubate the spawn of new labour – a new chav master race designed to live off benefits and vote labour.
          We should never forget that the Nazi’s were socialists.

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    • 172
      Cynic says:

      This is a great policy for lawyers. The ECHR mob will see it off in 6 months and the only reasons Gordon raised iit are that:

      1 they have run our of other ideas
      2kno theyw ill never have teh chance tio oimplement it

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      • 259
        Budgie says:

        You are right, it is just waffle from Gordoom. But it is interesting how ZaNuLiebore are so close to the BNP.

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    • 393
      NewLabour = Hard Labour says:

      OH Deary Me. Gordon re-invents the modern day workhouse and not only that his invention was copied from the BNP. NewLabour = Hard Labour

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    • 400
      NewLabour = Hard Labour says:

      OH Deary Me. Gordon re-invents the modern day workhouse and not only that his invention was copied from the BηP. NewLabour = Hard Labour

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      • 414
        NewLabour = Hard Labour says:

        And with his BRITSH JOBS FOR BRITISH WORKERS statement also pledged under a Union Jack, Gordon and his Labour party turn out to even more left wing extreme than the BηP.

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        • 566
          MikeHunt4u says:

          Vote BЛP!

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        • 583
          thick as thieves says:

          all you trolls have completely missed the point.
          the moral of the story is this: do not fuck with the anti-fascist movement or we will fuck you up.
          we do not give a fuck what shade of fascist you are, be it a pastel fascist like gordon brown, a blue tory shade or a deeper shade of fascist like nick griffin: you will get a good fucking hiding.
          you will learn the lesson well for it is being taught to you by top boy.
          gordon brown is currently getting the special anti-fascist treatment and he will continue to be relentlessly attacked until he resigns.
          we did a good job on blair and we are repeating the prescription with brown.
          because nobody can rely on you tory trolls to get any real work done.
          you bunch of useless c’unts.

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          • The Sleeper says:

            Constructive as usual…I see.

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          • thick as thieves says:

            go back to bed sleepy.

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          • Ivor Schwartzporsche says:

            Of course. TaT is right again. Although I’m not sure we’ve dealt with Blair yet?

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          • cheapseats says:

            Eduacate yourself wankpot,fascism is a socialist tick.Mussolini,Hitler and roosevelt all committed socialists and all fascists.

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          • thick as thieves says:

            only the hanging is outstanding on tony blair’s account.

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          • Truth Sayer says:

            ”what shade of fascist you are, be it a pastel fascist like gordon brown, a blue tory shade or a deeper shade of fascist like nick griffin: you will get a good fucking hiding.”

            So just white people are to get fucking hidings from the UAF then?

            Gordon Clown, Davey Wavey and Nick bong eyed Hunt Griffin are all spaz’s but they are white spazs. If you beat them up then your encouraging political apartheid on whites.

            Voltaire said, I detest what you say but I will fight to the death so you can say or something along those lines.

            Not

            we’ll claw hammer ever basterd we don’t like or if they say or think anything we don’t like…which ironically is facism it’s self.

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          • thick as thieves says:

            you think you are superior to others.
            you are not.
            your rants expose you to be one of life’s inadequates.
            do you know who were the first people to live on the British Isles?
            it is rather important that you answer the question correctly because the validity of the british nazi party’s manifesto as well as its raison d’etre depend upon it.
            you cretin.

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          • Truth Sayer says:

            The thing is tat before you have a go at me,

            I’d die to protect your right and freedom to say your going to hammer people to death beat them up etc. like the rest of the UAF mob, even the muslims who i moan about deserve the freedom to say their gonna bomb the west etc. etc.

            but those clowns want to dictate who can speak and what can be said through violence and expect us to take them seriously.

            It just aint cricket.

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          • The Sleeper says:

            I think tat’s suffering from PMT..which for a prepubescent boy is a feat in itself.

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          • Saying you’re going to murder people is not free-speech it’s evidence of conspiracy to commit a crime.

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          • Anonymous says:

            useless c’unts?

            What is the ‘ for?

            I assume this Marxist hero of the revolution went to a State school.

            Had he been educated in a Tory area, he would have learned to spelling and grammar.

            But I do not believe Dole scroungers are denied benifits, simply by being unable to write properly.

            Something the Tories really should change.

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          • tat says:

            get back in your boxes you retards.
            when the great thick as thieves talks of bashing fascists skulls in he is ofcourse talking in a metaphysical sense.
            but you tory and bn p trolls are too dim to understand that.
            anticitizen one, you are the worst type of hypocrite.
            you were whooping with joy every time a Palestinian was murdered by the Isreali civilian assassination squad so I will take no lectures from you you fucking satanist.
            that will be all.

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    • 441
      Moorlandhunter says:

      I’ve put the following post on the BBC Have Your Say page and it was rejecte. I cannot for the life of me understand which of the house rules it broke, but I think it got booted because it mentioned Labour and BNP in the same post. So much for free speech on the Beeb.
      ————————————————————————————–
      Browns’ trumpeting about ‘communal homes for young mothers’ has been stolen right out of the BNP’s manifesto.
      It seems Brown and Labour has no shame and will steal anything for a good sound bite.
      Where is OUR Lisbon referendum vote? We’re STILL waiting for it, yet he promises us another without honouring the last Labour manifesto pledge.
      ———————————————————————————————

      I was only repeating the news that you broke on the Labour and BNP manifesto pledge. Maybe the BBC monitors don’t like the similarities of its beloved Labour Party to a extremist group?

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      • 1135
        Captain PANICK says:

        #444 You made the mistake of mentioning the word ‘LISBON’. The British Bullshit Corp does not like such words, and as it did not feature in the original load of lies, got rid of it. Please stay on message, and pay your money to these thieving bunch of Hoons.

        Come the revolution – such sweet thoughts – which wall by Downing Street should we use= I quite like HORSEGUARDS myself???????????

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      • 1162
        Lord Tomnoddy says:

        I’ve had a go at posting a similar comment to Auntie’s censors. This one omits any mention of their beloved Lisbon treaty. Wonder if they’ll allow it?

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    • 663
      Harriets Rabbit says:

      Labour’s joy division

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      • 847
        i am not a number says:

        not only is intercourse a cause of cervical cancer, but oral sex is a cause of mouth and throat cancer. but not to worry cos Gordon declared in his conference speech that he is going to cure cancer. So that’s alright then.

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    • 844

      For the fourth time of asking … btw how great that there is f r e e s p e e c h!

      Oh F F S.

      Is the B e d & B r e ak f a s t a p r o s c r i b e d o r g a n i s a t i o n ? R a t h e r l i k e t h e I n d i a R o m e o A l p h a etc. and the numpty B r a v o B r a v o C h a r l i e who ‘voiced over’ an o i r i s h t r r o ri s t? F(or)F(ucks)S(ake).

      When will you allow the initials B ravo, N ovember and P apa without going all queer FFS!

      Get a grip and grab some b a l l s if you have a n y.

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      • 1228

        This is private property. Exercise your freedom of speech elsewhere. If Guido allowed the place to be overrun by various types it would become unreadable. The moderation algorithm is mysterious and arbitrary. If you don’t like it, fuck off and exercise your freedom of speech.

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    • 848

      Your moderation is impeccable.

      Thanks for the memories.

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      • 999
        i am not a number says:

        I’ve never voted Labour before but if Gordon can cure cancer then he definately has my vote. I don’t care that he’s stolen my pension, I don’t care that he’s buggered up my grandchildrens educaton. I don’t care that he’s sending the troops out without equipment I don’t care that the police have been emasculated I don’t care that British streets aren’t safe. I wonder at the stealth taxes. I wonder at the MP’s expenses. I wonder at what happenned to the peoples peers . Oh but what the heck we’ve got “Our Peter” the Peer to end all Peers. God Bless the Queen

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    • 936
      THE ESSEX GIRLS says:

      …AND AFTER ALL THAT THEY’VE LOST THE SUN!!

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    • 1224
      udderly 'orrible says:

      “We are the insurgents not the incumbents” says MacSick man from his bed in Brighton haranguing McNasty on Radio 4 this am.

      Adios Fidel.

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    • 1275
      Mark Gradwell says:

      It takes two to tango. Just sayin. It ain’t all the mother’s fault.

      Apart from that to be brutally facist there are lots of affluent, childless couples out there who would gladly take the financial burden off all of us and produce well educated, highly productive people instead of repeating this expensive destructive cycle of problem families, sink estates and dependence on the state.

      Adoption should be actively encouraged possibly even for payment dependence should be discouraged.

      O cynnical, evil me.

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  2. 2
    Master Baiter says:

    God, we drones in the Bunker don’t have an easy life working for saggy sad old Gordon. What a stupid bag of shite he is.

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  3. 5
    Charles Flaccidwidger says:

    Nick Griffin is a one eyed trouser snake.

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  4. 6
    Sir William Waad says:

    I don’t see what’s wrong with an emotionally mature, 18-year-old woman having a child if she has the means to look after it – either herself, or with a partner. Conversely, there may be many 25-year-olds who shouldn’t have children because they can’t parent them successfully. Having babies earlier in life is, they say, usually easier physically and there is less chance of birth defects.

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    • 39
      Doug says:

      Except that study after study after study shows that children raised in two parent families are more healthy, achieve higher education standards and thus better jobs and are more productive, are less likely to commit crime and more emotionally balanced. Providing incentives for marriage and stay at home parents (mother or father) is of vital interest to the future health and prosperity of society.

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      • 59
        jgm2 says:

        And the simplest way to do that is to have a fully transferable single person’s tax allowance.

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        • 180
          Call Me Dave Hartnett says:

          Why stop there?

          Why not a fully transferable higher rate threshold as well, and fully transferable capital gains tax allowances too. We already have an effectively fully transferable nil rate band for inheritance tax (Gordon had to look after Hattie Harridan somehow).

          And then we could have fully transferable benefits for those of us who aren’t rich enough to take advantage of all these ZaNu Lie Baaah wheezes.

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      • 68
        On Harman Pride's Dossier says:

        Tut, tut – cum hoc ergo propter hoc.

        Correlation is not causation. The age and marital status of the mother are merely coincident with education and wealth levels – much more likely to directly result in the problems you describe.

        Fudged statistics and poor logic are the tools of the Labour party (remember Gordon’s hilarious “sum of percentages” trick). Once great law the Tories could pass would force ministers to only give government statistics in ratified ONS terms.

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        • 85
          Max says:

          A non politicised civil service eh? A concept lost sometime in the late 90’s.

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          • Heidi says:

            bollocks. the civil service is as non-political as ever, and will take great pride in a smooth transition to a conservative government next year, just as it did in the transition to labour in 97. what’s changed is the arrival of a small army of special advisers, some but not all of whom do the job they should do (which, among other things, helps keep civil servants’ hands clean).

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          • ­Phil O'Pastree says:

            which, among other things, helps keep civil servants’ hands clean

            …while the career civil servants look on.

            Anything for an easy life.

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          • Max says:

            But not that clean I suggest.

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      • 102
        Sir William Waad says:

        So it’s not an ‘age’ thing – it’s about emotional maturity, stable relationships and having a job.

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      • 499
        MonkeyBot 5000 says:

        And you think that locking up parents and taking children into care is somehow going to result in better outcomes than being raised by a single parent?

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    • 56
      R.Polanski says:

      What’s wrong with tupping a young woman, okay, drugging and buggering a 13 year old girl? The good book says if she’s a shiksa it’s legit.

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      • 105
        Sir William Waad says:

        No it doesn’t – where do you get these peculiar ideas?

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        • 122
          R.Polanski says:

          some creep by the name of Allen, Woody. says buggering adopted children is a great release for stress.

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        • 129
          Anon says:

          Islam.

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          • Name witheld says:

            They should make the father pay so if the slag has five kids by different chancers then she would be quids in and be able to buy a six bedroom house which will move the property ladder and so the carncil houses and flats would become available quicker to those other people on the waiting list. When the house is eventually sold off when all the kids leave home the money can be shared amongst the kids and then they can pay inheritance tax on it.

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    • 469
      davy says:

      All prospective parents should be licenced before they are allowed to breed,after they have proved that they are mentally stable,and can afford the upkeep of the child. Just apply the same terms that prospective adoption parents have to meet.

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      • 712
        Ivor Schwartzporsche says:

        What happens when the facist regime destroys your means of employment in those circumstises?

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        • 1068
          davy says:

          Fair point Ivor, will there be a facist regime after next May? not for at least ten years I think. In ten years time I shall be past caring!

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      • 744

        I’d like to agree but the first act of a socialist state would be to revoke the license from all non-labour voters.

        It gives the State WAY too much power.

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        • 1077
          davy says:

          Accepted ACO but as I replied to Ivor the facists won’t be here after May elections based on the Prime Mentalist’s performance today.Nothing new from Brighton,even the rock is old hat!

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  5. 8
    Ken Lorp says:

    So, they’re becoming the BLP – British Labour Party.

    Nice!

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    • 37
      Anonymous says:

      Well, both are socialist parties, both are fucking mental and seek total control of the population so why not just merge. Oh forgot, Neu Labor lurves multiculturism (eg muslim votes) whilst I don’t think its National Socialist counterpart is too keen on it.

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      • 116
        David Cameron says:

        Impersonate a komodo dragon then smile.

        After that, do nothing.

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      • 119
        Master Baiter says:

        Impersonate a komodo dragon then smile.

        After that, do nothing.

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      • 266
        Mr Ned says:

        Actually the B&P are more in favour of multiculturalism than labour. At least the B&P INCLUDES the indigenous White British culture in their multiculturalism.

        Which of the other parties is prepared to protect and defend MY culture in this land? Labour seem to be profoundly ANTI British.

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        • 279
          Anonymous says:

          You are a racist-you have a free safe country but the asylum seekers don’t unless they live here. You should be happy to share your culture with others and in return you can be educated in their norms for free.

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          • Max says:

            At gunpoint if necessary.

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          • Anonymous says:

            You have no idea what the word racist even means you fucking hoon. You just spew out the party line of accusing anyone that questions our imigration policy of racism. The reason we live in a free safe country is because our ancestors fought for that freedom – if all those who might do the same in politically unstable and opressive countries come to live in countries who already have freedom, their countries of origin will never change.

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          • the ignored electorate society says:

            You are only an asylum seeker if you seeh asylum from the
            fisrt country you enter when leaving your homeland. (see international
            laws on asylum) All these bastards are economic migrants nothing more
            and nothing less, You are not persecuted in France but you don’t get free
            housing and benefits off the taxpayer like you do in Browns land of the
            spongers That is what they are after.

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          • I_Despise_Labour says:

            Well I’m not happy. I’m not interested i sharing their fucking culture, hence why I live in England. They should integrate or fuck off, any immigrant wanting to keep their culture is guaranteed to do so by not leavingtheir own country.

            No benefits for anyone not born in this country and we’d stop being the land of milk and honey pretty quick

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          • Archie says:

            Finally. Nobody is afraid of being called racist any more, Hunt!

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    • 137
      Aethelred says:

      British Nulabour Party

      I thought everyone realised that by now.

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    • 258
      Mr Ned says:

      except they are utterly wed to the extremist anti-British policies of the EU and the destruction of the nation of the UK.

      Labour go through all the policy initiatives of all the other parties and blatantly steal those that they think will fool enough people. THEN they announce them at conference. They have absolutely NO intention (or potential) to be in power long enough to implement any of them. So this conference is like the Liberal one last week.

      Labour can promise anything to anyone without having the problem of actually doing anything about it.

      Even still, Brown was taking the piss.

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  6. 9
    Rt Hon G. Hoon says:

    now then if there is any more withdrawal of sexual services dear you’re off to the naughty girls camp………..

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  7. 10
    resurgemus says:

    So B&P take Labour’s voters and Labour retaliate by taking B&P policies.

    Ah well it’s socialism.

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  8. 11
    gildedtumbril says:

    The British are stupid. We do not seem to realise that all of Britain is an Out-Patient Workhouse. We have an Out-Patient Workhouse Society. How come? Well, ask anyone EXACTLY what percentage of their income gets robbed off them every week and they have no idea.Ask what the rate of tax is on fuel. They are always miles out. And is it not wonderful that the final insult with fuel, on top of all the franchises(for Drilling) Excise etc. etc. the bastards add V Bastard A Bastard T ontop of all the multitudinous ripoffs.
    Bastards!

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  9. 14
    You've 'ad yer chance now Feck Off! says:

    This is a fucking outrage.

    Can you imagine the media shitstorm that would ensue if Cameron came out with the notion of a compulsory “mother and baby home”.

    Let us hope the same media shitstorm is about to kick off aimed squarely at NewStasi.

    Sounds like he’s been reading the Ceauşescu Childcare manual.

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  10. 15
    Cut and Paste says:

    From now on all 16- and 17-year-old parents who get support from the taxpayer will be placed in a network of supervised homes. These shared homes will offer not just a roof over their heads, but a new start in life where they learn responsibility and how to raise their children properly. That’s better for them, better for their babies and better for us all in the long run.

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  11. 16
    Anonymous says:

    Griffin allegedly lost his eye by throwing bullets into a camp fire at a nazi summercamp in his youth. Funnily enough Jean Marie Le Pen also has one eye, his missing one having been damaged after an attack by anti-fascists.

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  12. 17
    Billy Blofeld says:

    Gordon Brown and Nick Griffin also share the same star sign – they are both Pisces.

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  13. 19
    Rt Hon G. Hoon says:

    what an insult to the BNP to be compared with my lot of spineless gits.No wonder I’m about to be sacked……

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  14. 22
    Stronghold Barricades says:

    So there is no alternative to the B&P except NuLiebour National Socialism?

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  15. 25

    Hardly a surprise there, seeing as Griffin’s bunch is a party of the authoritarian socialists, just like Nulab. Still, bloody funny though.

    Wee Gordie, wonder if he knew, or did Mandy just slip it into him without being noticed.

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  16. 26

    I recently had a good look round the British National Party’s website.

    It’s all delightfully twee. They have a gift shop. Much like National Trust properties.

    Anyway, I was vaguely amused to see that the only t-shirts that had sold out were those in size XL.

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  17. 29
    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    The NuLabor mongoloids will robotically applaud any bullshit which the Dear Leader spits into their stupid faces. Adopting BNP policies makes perfect sense, NuLabor is a fascist organisation if it is anything. Hearing Grim Gordon the Gulping Gurner work up his head of steam against the “Few”, who no doubt are rootless cosmopolitans, you only have to change the F for a J and you’re back in Nuremberg in 1935. Sadly, I’d rather he was back in Berlin in 1945. Not long now fuckface, Koniev and Zhukov are coming.

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  18. 30
    Max says:

    Another Mcdoom ill thought out foul up. More state intervention. More cost. More “clients” for socialist gummint. Years ago teenage girls did not get pregnant because they would have to face mum and dad, not a state-funded “matron” and no doubt a flock of outreach workers.

    Another mouth to feed hurt mum and dad and no one else. Stop the benefits and don’t put any more or different benefits in their place. The message will sink in, no matter how thick the state-preferred mass consience may be.

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    • 42
      Margaret Thatcher says:

      There is no such thing as society.

      Unemployment is a price worth paying.

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      • 52
        Gordon Brown says:

        No more boom and bust.
        No more housing bust.
        Referendum on PR.
        Referendum on Lisbon.

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        • 78
          Margaret Thatcher says:

          Buy a good council house at less than 20% of market price.
          Then with the profit from selling it dream of being JR Ewing on Dallas.
          Create a deluded property speculating democracy.

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      • 107
        Max says:

        Out of context and not worth all the cut’n’paste palaver to respond to.

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      • 109

        Interesting you mention that out of context half dozen words, as the fuller quote reads somewhat different and is a damning indictment of socialist-wrought Britain:

        “They are casting their problems at society. And, you know, there’s no such thing as society. There are individual men and women and there are families. And no government can do anything except through people, and people must look after themselves first. It is our duty to look after ourselves and then, also, to look after our neighbours

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        • 118
          Max says:

          Thanks, TT, that is exactly right. After the McDoom speech I have somewhat lost the will to participate without a stiff drink.

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        • 139
          Pussy Cat Dolls says:

          Don’t you wish your girlfriend was hot like me.
          Don’t you.

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        • 245
          fedupwithbrown says:

          So why do these labour twits think they know best? I wiouldn’t give any of them houseroom,

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        • 247
          Lord Carrington's binoculars says:

          I’d like to see that full quote, in stone, some were prominent after Maggie has gone.

          Never a truer statement.

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        • 476
          Budgie says:

          Thank you TT (and also Mrs T, no relation).

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        • 763
          Osama the Nazarene says:

          Tony, you’ve done us a real service. I’ve heard the shortened quote often attributed to Mrs T but have never seen it in its full context. This is so typical of the left, spin and half or partial truths.

          It also explains their behaviour. Socialists just see an abstract concept of SOCIETY and in that they loose sight of individual people. All their actions just flow from this aggregated abstract notion.

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    • 514
      davy says:

      Well said Max! alternatively–

      Where’s the CSA make the fathers pay

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      • 563
        Max says:

        CSA a load of useless nonsense (first tory, then ZNL); these cocky 15 year-olds don’t have the cash. Anyone older with half a brain gets off somehow as long as they are out of the mainstream. Encourages them actually to be less responsible. Huge further inefficient mechanism of state and interference. Better left in the family, your daughter has an “accident” with the somali lad over the wheelie bins, your family deals with it.

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        • 799
          The Sleeper says:

          Don’t get me onto the CSA… a bigger bunch of utterly useless public servants and expenditure is difficult to imagine.

          Take the ‘good’ fathers out and consign them to oblivion…cos they are easy pickings.

          The complete arseholes who walk out on their kids and disappear are ‘far too difficult to trace’ therefore the bloody CSA doesn’t bother.

          Brown never mentions this.

          It’s OK though..the taxpayer just picks up the bill.

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  19. 32
    Olly boy says:

    It can’t get any worse can it?

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    • 206
      UK Fred says:

      Depends on how stupid you think the great British voting classes are.

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      • 250
        fedupwithbrown says:

        There are a lot of confused and stupid people out there. Just tell them what they want to hear and they believe it. God help the rest of us if there are more of them than we think could be possible.

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      • 526
        davy says:

        Nobody should be allowed a vote until they are at least 25 years of age. then the should be licenced to vote after proving they are capable of voting based on a sound understanding of life. Many of next May’s voters will never remember life before Nu leibor.

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      • 656
        Fuck 'em All says:

        GB are very thick … 3 Lab wins… hello?

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    • 395

      Yes. It can. And it will.

      Our authoritarian Masters build slut huts to imprison the feckless instead of cutting off their funding.

      Ask yourself why?

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      • 658
        Fuck 'em All says:

        I look forward to our BNP overlords. Makes a great change to the current shower in charge.

        How say you OH? Not to your liking?

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        • 661
          Fuck 'em All says:

          oh FFS, oops, Guido doesn’t like the … blah blah bal, how coy!

          I look forward to our B&P overlords. Makes a great change to the current shower in charge.

          How say you OH? Not to your liking?

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  20. 33
    New Labour Old Nazis says:

    Perhaps Nick Griffiin should refuse to share a platform with the extreme neu labour party.

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  21. 38
    On Harman Pride's Dossier says:

    So these will be buildings full of psychologically vulnerable teenage (but over the age of consent) women of low moral standards, poor education and limited avenues for escape?

    Don’t think they’ll find it hard to fill the job of Matron, especially since they won’t be able to discriminate against men……

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  22. 45
    TheCourtOfPublicOpinion says:

    MY EYES! MY EYES! OH MY GOD GUIDO YOUR BLOG BROKE BIG TIME – I SAW THOSE 3 LETTERS TOGETHER – THE ONES WE ARE NOT ALLOWED TO EVEN THINK OF, LET ALONE UTTER!

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  23. 47
    Trinny says:

    The abridged speech:
    Tractors!
    Workhouses!
    Stormtroopers!
    Ridding the world of all known diseases!

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  24. 50
    Troughy says:

    Missed most of it (young ‘un’s car kaputt – do I look like a breakdown mech?).

    M People eh? Is that ‘Mad’ People? Heather’s strident tones are no match for the man-hater – or the Balls boy come to that.

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    • 73
      It's a funny old world says:

      “Missed most of it (young ‘un’s car kaputt – do I look like a breakdown mech?”…..

      Buy him/her a bloody AA or RAC subscription that’s what I did for my two.Saves the call outs at 2am when their car won’t start or they’ve run out of petrol particularly with winter approaching

      P.S. You didn’t miss a great deal just a few cut and paste policies from various far right parties to connect with the “middle classes”

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      • 170
        Troughy says:

        Ta. If she’d used my broker she’d have got Green Flag thrown in with the policy.

        Jackboot jam tomorrow then. Like they’ll be in power again for a generation…

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      • 204
        Archer Karcher says:

        “P.S. You didn’t miss a great deal just a few cut and paste policies from various far right parties to connect with the “middle classes””

        There is nothing right wing about either the B&P or ZaNuLab, they are both cut from the same leftist, authoritarian, collectivist cloth and both as awful as each other in slightly different ways.

        The tripe about national socialism being somehow of the right was first touted after WW11 by soviet leaning revisionist historians, who still believed in the “glorious revolution” but wanted to distance themselves from an almost identical regime to the Russian one, in Germany.

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        • 220
          UK Fred says:

          Turn right. Turn right again. then turn right yet again, and compared to where you started you are turned left. Simple, isn’t it. any siompleton could make such a mistake.

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  25. 51
    Alex Deane says:

    Well, not just the BNP – a brilliant spot from my colleague Dylan – the teen mother borstal plan is a recycling of a Blair plan from 1999:

    http://www.bigbrotherwatch.org.uk/home/2009/09/a-return-to-victorian-houses-for-fallen-women.html

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  26. 53
    the ignored electorate society says:

    Well then I shall vote for Nick, He first thought of ” British jobs for British Workers ” and the removal of garanteed accomodation for pregnant teenagers. All Brown ever does is try to pinch the ideas of others and as the Tories are keeping mum about their policies he now looks anywhere for ideas. Any chance he will copy UKIP and give us a vote on the Lisbon Treaty.

    I think mandlbum would put the kibosh on that straight away else he would spoil Blairs chance to rule the world

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    • 269
      fedupwithbrown says:

      They’ve tried to guess Tory policies to call their own Funny watching labour stooges clapping tory ideas.

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  27. 54
    Raving Loon says:

    It’s no surprise the arguments between socialists and fascists is so heated; it’s a battle between blood brothers.

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    • 66
      Max says:

      What! You mean like the National Socialists in Germany in the 30’s?

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    • 128
      Anonymous says:

      You say tomato, I say tomato.

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    • 164
      Vezza says:

      Yeh man you is right coz the arguments between liberals and fascists is like two cousins twice removed who are a bit miffed with each other sometimes right?

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      • 219
        Archer Karcher says:

        “Yeh man you is right coz the arguments between liberals and fascists is like two cousins twice removed who are a bit miffed with each other sometimes right?”

        There is nothing remotely liberal about either ZaNuLab or the B&P. They are fighting for the same vote from the same voters, with the same promises.

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  28. 57
    Depressed? He ought to be says:

    What a crock.
    The professional clappers giving it large. A joke.
    They steal everyone’s ideas which is why DC is quiet.
    They have no ideas, no money and no moral compass.
    Thegulag they describe sounds like one of the wings at HMP Holloway.

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  29. 61
    Heads on poles says:

    Perhaps this is how Mad Hattie will make sure that there is no place for the B&P in British politics.
    By nicking their policies.
    Seemples.

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  30. 62
    Master Baiter says:

    Interesting choice of subject Guidiot the Oaf, interesting, it has evidently touched a sensitive area in the right wing consciousness.
    Who to stigmatise and vilify now?
    The rich and indolent?
    No, thought not.

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    • 67
      Baiter Baiter says:

      Ah Mr Wanker it must be difficult for you also to suddenly realise what a nazi cnut your bum buddy brown is.

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    • 135
      streamfisher says:

      “They have no heart”, extract from Gordon’s latest book on ancient Egyptology and Mummification methods, could they have extracted the contents of the brain through the nostril cavity?, yes quite easily as the said brain is smaller than snotties snot tubes.

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      • 224
        Max says:

        BBC says Gord said “financial crisis forced the tories to show their hand and showed they had no heart”. Yup but Gord you were looking on their sleeve where the shoshialists wear them.

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    • 233
      Archer Karcher says:

      “The rich and indolent?”

      The rich always indolent in your student marxist playpen MB?

      Class war comrades! Yay, thats the way forward to an inclusive society. Hypocrite.

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    • 429
      Anonymous says:

      As usual Jonty shows how little he actually knows about anything. This time it’s the BNP he misunderstands, as is only knowlege comes from his buddies down the SU bar telling him that “they’re evil nasty right wing fascists”.

      If you knew anything about them you’d be aware that their policies are steeped in socialism.

      Try again – the BNP may be scum, but they’re scum from your side of the political divide.

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    • 694
      I_Despise_Labour says:

      Who to vilify? Why you, as a lefty cock jockey you are most deserving

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  31. 75
    IT Cynic says:

    I’m sure Nick Griffin will be only too happy to raise the issue of Labour stealing his policies when he appears on Question Time.

    Even with one eye Gordon has uncannily accurate aim at his foot.

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  32. 76
    Peter Hichens says:

    It was the only sensible comment that the idot made.
    Such feckless sluts should be given to nuns and their offspring put up for adoption

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    • 134
      NuAttackDog says:

      since when did sensible count for anything?

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    • 212
      DelBoy says:

      Good idea, it worked in Ireland and Jersey (oo.. perhaps not)

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    • 276
      Archer Karcher says:

      Perhaps your misogyny prevents you from examining why, after 13 years of socialist welfare state “solutions”, sex education, gender awareness, contraception for all, free priority housing for pregnant women, welfare dependency, etc. We have the highest teen pregnancy rate, STD rate, drunken loutishness and drug rates in our history?

      That every “government initiative” has ended in expensive failure in this area, would it not be more intelligent to abandon the current failed social / welfare system and educate these victims of state interventionist policies towards some form of self reliance and self worth?

      When being as you say so elegantly, “feckless sluts” are you referring to the worthless government policies that rewarded such behaviour or the victims of the welfare dependancy reward trap themselves?

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  33. 77
    jgm2 says:

    The press are going to take Brown to pieces over this.

    1: It’s a shit idea. It’s never going to happen.

    2: The left will hate it. Gulags, workhouses, Sisters of Mercy patrician shit. It’ll drive ‘em nuts

    3: The press will point out it’s all N*ck Gr*ffins idea so Labour will lose even more votes to the B&P from those who think it is a good idea.

    4: I’d go so far as to predict that it could be the front-line story oabout his speech in most of the papers. Sod his ‘vision’, curing cancer, choice, blah blah. The gulags for slags story has legs.

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    • 146
      Master Baiter says:

      And a taste of the treatment Cameron will get in the coming months.

      Mwahahaha

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      • 318
        Anonymous says:

        It won’t stop Cameron becoming PM next May. Then he can sort out the political bias at the BBC and cut millions of pounds of job adverts going to the Guardian.

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    • 148
      Anon says:

      And they’re wide apart, in the stirrups already…

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    • 278
      Call me Infidel says:

      Remind me again which party introduced the Human Rights Act? I forsee a few difficulties in the “Gulags for Slags” idea. The judicial activists and ambulance chasers must be rubbing their hands at this nonsense.

      Article 8 Right to respect for private and family life

      1 Everyone has the right to respect for his private and family life, his home and his correspondence.

      2 There shall be no interference by a public authority with the exercise of this right except such as is in accordance with the law and is necessary in a democratic society in the interests of national security, public safety or the economic well-being of the country, for the prevention of disorder or crime, for the protection of health or morals, or for the protection of the rights and freedoms of others.

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  34. 79
    Adolf says:

    I had only one ball and it never held me back

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  35. 80
    Cream Puff says:

    Hate to be flipant, but can see Gretna Green doing a roaring trade in marraiges for the 16 to 17 years olds from England
    You see this is due to the law in Scotland that has the age that someone can marry without consent at 16

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  36. 82
    Peter Stringfellow says:

    Just for the record the policy of ‘no platform’was breached last may by S.E. Labour Supremo Malcolm’three tits’ Powers who,we hear,is planning to reprise his 2007 pole dancing gaffe to the sound of’I believe in miracles’..or so we hear

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  37. 83
    caesars wife says:

    interesting fawkes i thought it smacked of IDS wee dougie on r4 now

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    • 171
      caesars wife says:

      quote “were going to play hard and think big”

      what like as good as your good as your election cordination in euro and local elections ! ha ha ha ha

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  38. 86
    I;m not mad just Bad Gordon Brown lived here 2009-2015 Broadmoor Hospital G20 Ward says:

    As a progressive party, I say why not build these hiomes, get the girls in and let us make them pregnant. A compulsory Brothel and for the Lib Dems they can proipose an underage on as we know they are all Paedo sandal wearing Hunts.

    We could even test Gleggfy boy out, if he can go through 40 young girls in a week, he can be prime minister of the Isle of Wight for a year.

    And just think for the Muzzies, we could even create these places with 72 virgins already in situ. Just waiting for them.
    Now that is what a progressive party should be doing, not like teh Tory party eh

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    • 89
      I;m not mad just Bad Gordon Brown lived here 2009-2015 Broadmoor Hospital G20 Ward says:

      sorry typo’s i was too excited

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    • 136
      Anonymous says:

      “And just think for the Muzzies, we could even create these places with 72 virgins already in situ. Just waiting for them.”

      By Jove, I think you’ve just solved the problem of “International” Terrorism. Bravo!

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      • 167
        Susie says:

        What a smart trick… entice the suicidal bastards in, and then get the 72 virgins to machine gun ‘em. Win and win.

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      • 174
        Vezza says:

        where are you going to find 72 virgins though?

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        • 209
          I;m not mad just Bad Gordon Brown lived here 2009-2015 Broadmoor Hospital G20 Ward says:

          Not from the Labour party conference that’s for sure, maybe we should start up a human trafficking department and bring them in from Turkey, Iraq, Russia and Bulgaria.

          We could even set up a camp outside Calais. Our very own piece of England in France.

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        • 893
          HandsomeDavid says:

          Liverpool.

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  39. 88
    Jolyon Wagg says:

    So, I suggest that there be no second homes and no troughing benefits available to unmarried mp’s under the age of 21. Instead they will be placed in ‘mp & hoon homes’. Here they will receive academic education as well as honesty classes, plus courses covering all aspects of their social development. The homes will be run by ‘jackboots’ type figures. The homes should definately be ‘institution’ like, and at the same time there will be rules which must be adhered to; such as a curfew of approx 9pm, a dress code which states skirts must come to at least the knees & no cleavage to be on show. Failure to comply with the homes’ rules will result in the mp being sent to prison, and the removal of all benefits.

    This is not a short-term remedy, but a long-term solution. Eventually I believe the implementation of this policy will result in a vast decrease in mp’s becoming hoons – as the consequences will be positively unattractive. Of course, troughing hoons will never be completely eradicated, and the homes will allow for the mp’s who do still become troughing hoons to learn how to be good mp’s, whilst not being fast-tracked to the top of the thieving queue.

    If an 18-20 year old mp is honest and does a job, then he/she will be exempt from going in to one of the homes.’

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      caesars wife says:

      surprised fawkes hasnt picked out his shaming of mps , the list that could be spun off is endless , in 12 years he didnt do anything about the troughing .

      the reference to the new mps was all to master race for me

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  40. 90
    SO17 says:

    Not that I think Gorgon has the balls to go through with it but,what a fucking good idea.
    In fact I think all single tax paying males should be able to demand sex from whatever mumping mum he chooses.
    Why the fuck not?
    He pays for her fanny to stay at home let him enjoy what it has to offer.

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  41. 95
    Johnny says says:

    Invoking Godwin’s law so you don’t have to…

    As seen on the BBC; The Last Nazis: Children of the Master Race

    “Children of the Master Race looks at the Nazis’ secret breeding programme called Lebensborn, and how the surviving children have lived their lives in the knowledge that they were bred to rule the world.”

    I watched this and it was fascinating and creepy at the same time. The grown up children were talking about how the Nazi Government had replaced their parents with the state.

    Of course the obvious difference is that Labour are happy for anyone to splash and dash leaving taxpayers to pay for the State to play happy families.

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      caesars wife says:

      you might have nailed it

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        SO17 says:

        I dated a ‘single mum’ in the early 90s just after the property crash.
        She moved to a new 2 bed flat right on the beach front,with a balcony in Hyth.
        property developtment had tanked so a housing association had bought the whole block. It was full of em.
        When I used to visit I was the only taxpayer in the building.
        Fast forward to today a lass I know who is 19 has just moved into a brand new 2 bed house with downstairs larty.It looks like a mews property,lovely.
        Same thing again,the development was meant for private sale but has been aquired for yummy mummys on benefits.
        Neither places could I have afforded and I have worked since school and paid taxes mainly as a single bloke.
        Something BIG needs to be done and what NG proposes is the right way to go.

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          Vezza says:

          Did you see that Prescott programme on the bbc a short while ago?

          He was touring the country to find out which people considered themselves working class.

          He talked to a very young single mum, in her nice council provided and tax payer funded house and asked her if she was. She said no, she was middle class. He said how come. She said because she’d never worked.

          Made oi laaaarf

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          Max says:

          No, no SO17, I agree but the “home” will be the same ie bought up empty housing from the private sector. Same old, same old; ramp up the greedy housebuilders to oversupply, say “oh bugger that fooking open market has failed again” and buy the stock cheap for all your favourite socialist schemes (and mates).

          I posted on here months ago that ZNL shocktroops were buying up Bovis stock at £47K a go. Swallow that as a neighbour who’s just paid £150K or whatever. Obviously Bovis a bit desperate because (all a coincidence I hear) RBS at that moment needed to renegotiate its credit line.

          Get what I mean?

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          • Susie says:

            My dentist niece lives opposite people on benefits in an identical new build estate type house — she’s working all the hours god sends to pay the £400k mortgage as well as her practice and equipment mortgage, they get it all for free (including her dental work).

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        • 189

          stick ‘em on the game and tax ‘em

          simples – Nanny State becomes the Pimp State

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    • 147
      A Huxley says:

      I think I nailed it first. Be happy. It’s a Brave New World.

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      Budgie says:

      Too late, Gordoom thinks he is the one to rule the world.

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  42. 99
    Muppet says:

    No-one trying the slogan “New-Labour Camps” for size?

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  43. 100
    Justice Fingers says:

    Obviously Mandlescum just bought a job lot of manifesto pledges down the market.

    B&P are a bit stretched financially at the moment so they chucked a few extra in free.

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  44. 101
    The Cunt of Monte Cristo says:

    So, dearly beloved leader is so desperate he’s nicking ideas from the BNP now?

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    This intellectual collussus, (apart from having any original ideas other than to launch personal attacks on the opposition), this economic titan, (apart from tripling national debt in eight years), this morally guided puritan, (apart from consorting with hate filled wretches like McBride), is idealogically wedded to the BNP?

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    The Scotch wretch must be poppin some serious shit, i wonder if ‘is water’s turned purple?

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  45. 103

    [...] appears to be out on who inspired this odious idea ~ Guido says the BNP, that Yorkshire lass trapped in the wrong party thinks it was the [...]

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  46. 106
    Ed P says:

    BNP=Brown Nicks Policies (from the BNP, natch).

    Between them, Griffin & Brown have two good eyes and shared policies – is there a coalition ahead?

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  47. 117
    Gooey Blob says:

    The BNP is a left-wing party, just look at their policies. Lazy journalists label them far-right because they have racist rules, but for the most part they are a little to the left of Labour.

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  48. 126
    Sir William Waad says:

    People tend to follow the incentives. If you come from a middle-class family there are strong incentives to work hard at school, lark about at university and then get a job, mortgage, 1.8 children, patio heater etc. If you come from a poor non-family, there are strong incentives to live passively and make yourself a dependent by having babies, pretending to be ill, offending, growing very fat etc. So that’s what many people do.

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    • 138

      “live passively and make yourself a dependent by having babies…growing very fat etc.”

      That sounds remarkably like me, Sir WW…

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      • 154
        lolol says:

        Sir William Waad
        Sir you know your not allowed to have patio heaters think of the co2,global warming, the EU,now a windmill on your house thats different.

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    • 604
      Aberdeen Angus McDayie says:

      Sir Willi, you do not know the half of it.

      Ms McDayie teaches some science in a deprived area. (She teaches some scientific knowledge, and some propaganda about the weather and organ donation, but I stray). Because the science dept always gets better results than the others, money keeps being thrown in the direction of the poor performers. Consequently her classroom remains poorly equipped, lacks apparatus, functioning gas-taps and sinks,and she has to buy bundles of pencils weekly from Tesco to flog to the kids for 5p before they can all get down to a rewarding learning experience. The geography dept OTOH due to its abysmal performance is magnificently equipped and furnished, and carpeted throughout, the equal of any teacher’s home.

      Talk about incentives! It is all about incentivizing failure.

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  49. 131
    AnonymousSource says:

    Interesting to see in the Conference Hall that the Labour Symbol now appears to be replaced by a Union Flag as opposed to a Red Rose – which bearing in mind that for the past 12 years Labour has been doing its utmost to brand anyone flying the “Union Flag” as akin to a racist and/or nazi that really IS taking the piss and now they’re even adopting policies of the far right too !!

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  50. 133
    Sir William Waad says:

    ‘Seasy. They only get the stupidest and most graceless men. Such men are too stupid to use a condom and don’t care anyway.

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  51. 140
    DIXIE DEAN says:

    ++++latest from conference*********

    A more senior of the Party babes got pissed last night and lost a battle between her face and the concrete on Brighton seafront. Whilst I doubt this will spoil her looks I wonder if she will be paying back her conference expenses due to this self inflicted injury.
    Or maybe it was a cry for help after being told she ‘MUST’ love the Dark Lord?

    She decide it was improper for her to troll around the streets, looking like she did, incase she scared off those new found voters(HaHaHaHaHa)

    Has anyone told Gordon to stay off the streets??

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    • 156
      caesars wife says:

      LOL found photo for friday see mail ian austin turns on andrew marr bottom pic of ed.

      my chioce “ime not twat i twitter”

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      I;m not mad just Bad Gordon Brown lived here 2009-2015 Broadmoor Hospital G20 Ward says:

      Is that what they are saying, more like she was in the way of a low flying Nokia.

      RAF have been alerted to flying objects in Brighton. ANd the Police have been on the hunt for a phantom Lord who has been abusing young men

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  52. 144
    Anonymous says:

    http://order-order.com/2009/09/29/exclusive-browns-gulags-for-slags-policy-taken-from-bnp/#comments

    CTRL F
    sexist
    Phrase not found

    Er am I the only one seeing this as sexist, surely the men who allow this to happen as it takes 2 to tango and contraception is both parties concern really.

    However its a pile of crap anyway, stinks of the Bund Deutscher Madel.

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  53. 149
    Robert says:

    “Tampax Towers”!

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  54. 150
    The Sleeper says:

    All very well that those here (well..99%) fully realise that this was blatant electioneering..mostly a pack of lies…that most of it will never materialise..that the country can’t afford it..that he is pinning hopes on a LibDem pact…slagging the Conservatives as murderous bastards..etc.

    BUT…we also all know that many of those who have no brain will have fallen for it hook,line and sinker.

    The upcoming election is no foregone conclusion for the Tories..they will have to upstage Brown and Mandleson..and really come up with credible,positive policies that chime with sensible voters.

    I hate to say this..but I will be holding my breath next week and in the run up to May 6th.

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  55. 151
    Inspector Cyril Blake says:

    so that’s why McCyclops looks like he does!

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  56. 160
    DelBoy says:

    Sounds like the bastard bankers are going to get theirs, Camperhoon hasn’t got an answer has he?

    BTW how many Tarquins have we got on here? Going to own up you scumbags?

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    • 226
      kev says:

      wtf are you on about with tarquins? don’t you know bankers come from essex and are called things like gazza and terry and would squash you like an ant?

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    • 634
      Mongrel says:

      Tarquins don’t come on here – they are too busy going to parties and buying edgy art. There are a lot of self-made hard working people on here who get apoplectic when cυnts that have never done any real work or created any wealth for the country try to stir up misplaced class hatred for us because we still have some money left after paying for everyone else to do fuck all all day. Now fuck off Delboy and get a proper job, although you are probably unemployable outside the state sector.
      By the way I am retired, which is why I can post in the daytime.
      PS Only fools and horses is patronising shit.

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  57. 163

    The BandP are a socialist party, a national socialist party – it has never been clearer. There is a fag paper between them and the other national socialist party, Labour. The key difference between them is that Labour is more authoritarian.

    btw on ID cards unless Labour drops the NIR, then they’re still effectively compulsory. He’s a fucking liar.

    And I’d like to see more of a focus on this proposed vote on AV – firstly, AV is *not* a proportional system; it is not, despite what the BBC’s fucktards say, a PR system. Other european countries do not use it for parliamentry systems. It *centralises* votes, hands the centre ground a permanent majority. You bet Labour would like it, as would the LibDems, it’ll hand them swapsied seats for eternity in their inbred heartlands.

    And something else the BBC seems to have missed: who pays? Where is the money coming from?

    It’s the only question that needs to be asked. The whole speech falls apart when you ask, where’s the money?

    And on gulag slags; firstly, I hope they sell the webcam rights; be worth a packet. Second, if we just *stopped paying people* to have children (which admittedly this is on the route to) then the problem solves itself. Just scrap the feckin welfare state. Bin it. Problem solved.

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  58. 166
    H says:

    As long as Griffin doesn’t share a platform with Balls. It would be too confusing.

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  59. 173
    Depressed? He ought to be says:

    What does Harriet H have to say about this?
    WHAT ABOUT THE MEN THAT MAKE THEM PREGNANT?

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    • 184
      caesars wife says:

      “I blame willy do you ?” or willy needs electrodes men are evil

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    • 190
      DelBoy says:

      It’s all in the Balls dear. Remove him and Bob’s your Auntie.

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        Depressed? He ought to be says:

        can we back date this policy to all single mums? so if they ever had a kid at 16 then they go into a home? When are the kids released? What if one of the women in the home has a kid at 16 and they stay there until the kid is 16 and then the kid at 16 has a kid of their own? Does the kid stay there all their life?
        Why don’t we set up a trailer park outside Croydon and they can stay there?

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  60. 176
    boggartblog says:

    “a dress code which states skirts must come to at least the knees & no cleavage to be on show”

    Brown should have added:
    …and no muffin tops , deffo no muffin tops. Bloody anti-social they are.

    Silence Of The Labour Lambs

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  61. 178
    Cynic says:

    Surely it should have been HOMES FOR HARLOTS – a good Presbyterian Slogan if i ever saw one.

    But married harlots will be exempt? Why?

    If I am a lesbian harlot in a civil partnership, am I in or out?

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  62. 181
    Lil Olmey says:

    Well, call-me-Dave hasn’t announced any policies for a while (can’t blame him really, can you ?) so Snottie has to steal ideas from elsewhere.

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    • 503
      Ivor Shwartzporscheukip says:

      All Dave needs to do is say ‘Vote Labour’. (I won’t vote for Dave but that’s all he needs to do to show Labour up)

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  63. 182
    oh no apple pie in my eye says:

    why the fuck would a small employer want to take anybody new on when even old age is not a reason you can terminate their employment

    If you take on a 20 year old for 60 years on the current rate of £5.73 with a 36 hour week, you are commiting to a minimum of £650,000 even if they turn out to be a lazy

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    • 460
      Justice Fingers says:

      No, it was decided in the High Court the other week that it is OK for an employer to retire any employee at the age of 65.

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  64. 187
    labour=scum says:

    didnt the state used to put young mothers in mental institutions years ago???

    as for teaching people responsibility……..

    how about all the c unts like brown,mandy ,badger all pissing our money away?

    lying every time their lips move.

    fiddling millions on expenses……….
    and the lords too……….

    hypocritical vermin.

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  65. 192
    Spider says:

    So Gordoom is moving towards a new kind of socialism, I’m sure he’ll claim it’s a caring kind of socialism aimed towards the workers of the nation, a National Socialist British Workers party if you will. Having already “assimilated” a large percentage of the Polish population this Nationalsozialistische Britisch Arbeiterpartei, oops I mean Labour party, will last for a thousand years!

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    • 415
      Sukyspook says:

      He’s creating the reverse of the Obama Nationalsozialistische coin. They are virtually twins separated at birth – and by age…and continent (Gordon wasn’t born in Kenya).

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  66. 194
    Lil Olmey says:

    A tad o/t :
    ‘voters to be given ‘right to recall’ corrupt MPs’ ….. the HoC is going to be mighty empty then.
    Meanwhile, the hypocrisy continues unabated :
    ‘the party’s manifesto will include a pledge to make the House of Lords “an accountable and democratic chamber for the first time”.’ ….. a bit rich coming from someone who has done his utmost to destroy democracy in this country.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/gordon-brown/6243477/Gordon-Brown-voters-to-be-given-right-to-recall-corrupt-MPs.html

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    • 313
      genghiz the kahn says:

      what about recalling corrupt Ministers based in the House of Lords? Has it all gone quiet over that law breaking Baroness Scotchland?

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  67. 196
    Chomping at the bit says:

    The Prime Minister today announced that disabled and older people with critical needs will be entitled to free care in their homes. This would benefit up to 350,000 people and could mean families who are currently struggling to meet the costs of care could be hundreds of pounds better off.

    http://www.carersuk.org/Newsandcampaigns/News/1254241684?dm_i=74C,223Y,PF37X,6KRL,1

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    • 252
      Max says:

      Better off before or after paying for the £200 billion bail out?

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    • 281
      Anonymous says:

      Everything Brown promised today was a lie. Is anyone still daft enough to believe anything he says?

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    • 408
      Sukyspook says:

      If only my Mother had any mental faculties left – all her savings went to Blackstone Group who own Southern Cross Healthcare. Increased their fees by £500 a month within 15 months…..all courtesy of zanuliebore.

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      • 489
        Susie says:

        Too late for my mother in law too. Died from dementia last year after spending her last 4 years in a care home, confused, afraid and miserable… her home was the only thing she loved and we had to take it away from her and sell it, to pay for her care as we couldn’t afford day care for her.

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  68. 211
    oh no apple pie in my eye says:

    In Nazi Germany it was not considered a social problem if an unmarried woman had a child. In fact it was encouraged. The Nazis established Lebensborn’s which were buildings where selected unmarried women could go to get pregnant by a “racially pure” SS man. These were not buildings that were hidden away in some back street. The government openly publicised them and they had a white flag with a red dot in the middle to identify them to the public.

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  69. 213
    The Audacity of Soap says:

    So this is how Labour is going to help the battle against the BNP? Adopt their policies, oh great. :P

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  70. 217
    P1 says:

    Just seen Fiona Phillips (!) introducing Alan Johnson at Brighton today.

    Obviously a serious figure in world politics like Phillips is a big catch for the former postie, but couldn’t he have gone even further upmarket – may be as far as Jeremy Kyle?

    PS: if you watch the same clip as me, keep a bucket close by.

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  71. 221
    Anonymous says:

    Maybe they could relocate lap-dancing clubs out of city centres, and ‘co-locate’ them with these establishments and kill two birds with one stone – ‘workfare’.

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  72. 228
    Anonymous says:

    I can’t wait to hear Paxo ask disparagingly about the ‘so-called gulags-for-slags’ policy…

    g-for-s is a phrase straight out of the lips of Malcolm Tucker – I’m guessing the spin on this started before Gordon stood up.

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  73. 229
    Lil' ol' Missy Twatty, da Noo_Lie_Bore Scotty, she says:

    Lordy, Lordy, Da Bles’d Leeda !

    He Sho’ am de’ man fo’ me

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  74. 234
    half the story told says:

    *** british slags for british geezers ***

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  75. 236
    Sir Cliff Rich-hard says:

    Fackin S L A Gs –
    they make me want to riup me hair out…………

    (to the tune of Wired for Sound…)

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  76. 238
    Tapestry says:

    The EU will love this. They cannot wait to get their hands on babies and take children away from their parents. So they get them available to their requirements. See EU Wishes To Legalise And Facilitate Paedophilia

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  77. 242
    Anonymous says:

    Why are you slating this policy ?? Would it not be mucho convenient to have a ‘slag gulag’ in the neighbourhood, next to the late-night convenience store ?

    And with a 9pm curfew, you would know someone would be in, and you would not have to wait long. In fact, if you were willing to help with baby-sitting you could be ‘fast-tracked’ ?

    I’m sure Harriet Harman thinks this is a great ‘empowering’ idea…

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  78. 254
    Gordons Next Big Lie says:

    I dont know if this has been picked up on yet but the “No compulsory ID cards for British Citizens” is utter bollocks. A complete lie. Anyone who applies for or renews a passport or driving license is going to be registered on the National ID database.

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2009/sep/29/id-cards-gordon-brown-speech

    You have been warned

    The bastards can burn in hell frankly

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  79. 255
    Mzzzzz. HoHoHo-HaHaHa_Harperson says:

    It is indeed a great empowering idea.

    And males will be no prob.

    For, after I have completed the lesbianiation of GB the problem is solved.

    after that, it’s turkey basters for the girls that are permitted.

    But they never ever have to worry about a c ock again.

    Isn’t that a lovely thought ?

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  80. 267
    Chardonnay Nesbitt says:

    I want a brown baby! All the other girls have got one and I want one too!

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  81. 273
    Anonymous says:

    Stop the benefits and stop the pregnancies.

    Simple!

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  82. 282
    Sukyspook says:

    It hadn’t passed me by that Nick Griffin also has just one eye…..

    There are many Antichrists/Dajjal’s.

    The ‘system’ per se, is Antichrist in and of itself…

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    • 287
      Latics fan says:

      antichrist my arse you daft fucker!

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      • 326
        Sukyspook says:

        Like I said further down Latics fan – YOU might not believe it but ‘they’ do.

        Check out the pyramid and the EYE on the dollar bill. Simples. and it’s not really nice to call someone who’s quite possibly old enough to be your granny a ‘fucker’.

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        • 431
          Truth Sayer says:

          Suky forgive me but i’m sure the anti christ has been and gone in history, Pope Urban VI was the antichrist.

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  83. 293
    Ivor Schwartzporsche says:

    What buisness is it of the government whether girls get impregnated or at what age? They should stay out of it entirely and let family members support if they choose to. That would have been the most simple solution.

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    • 296
      Ivor Schwartzporsche says:

      To clarify-age within the law but otherwise stay out of the matter.

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    • 334
      Anonymous says:

      I think they should be congratulated for giving birth and not choosing abortion. less immigrants needed if we can get the abortion rate down from 200,000 a year.

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  84. 297
    Seen in Brighton says:

    Oily Vaz and 5 Bellies dancing together. Troughing for hard working families.

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  85. 303
    Scenic says:

    Sauron has one eye as well

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  86. 305
    genghiz the kahn says:

    If this became law, imagine how far the shit would hit the fan if a Minister’s son knocked up a teenage classmate.

    Would the shower of shit be higher if someone tupped a willing daughter of a XaNuLab Minister.

    But if the Scotland-Hain-Alexander principle is applied the law would be broken by a XaNuLab Minister tupping a young lady under the voting age.

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  87. 306
    Tonight Matthew Im going to be.....Pol Pot ! says:

    When will the westmister village get it, the electorate dont give a flying fuck about whether someone made a great speech or not.
    Its the econmony stupid, always is.

    Labour know this of course and has tried to pretend the last 13 years dont count, witness Browns “Year Zero” approach with his claim that his next Government will be the first “Global Government of a Global economy” or some friggin bollocks along those lines. Their Lunancy is almost complete but not quite.

    And by the way if they want televised debates call an election, Debates yes but not before you name the date Gordon, otherwise you will steal any good policies your opponenets reveal. You have form remember.

    One more thing The gushing female Radio 5 live reporter at the conference was just an embarasment and wouldnt know the meaning of the word impartial if it hit her on the face.

    I also heard two nu labour types being interviewed, I suspect from the Bradshaw/ Mandleson camp( no pun intended) claiming in response to the point being put to them that many traditional older Labour voters were still not convinced, prattle that they were the future and the older vote didnt count.
    Obviously such ignorance and arrogance will not go unoticed by the grey vote whose demographic is far far more influential than these pair of twats can conceive in their tiny juvinille minds . Yes their stupidy had all the hallmarks of budding extremists.

    Roll on the election till we put this decaying fag end of an administration out its misery.

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  88. 309
    SO17 says:

    A serving soldier has to share a room with at least one other,has only a bed a wardrobe and a sink (to pee in if he cant be arsed to use the communal bog.)
    A copper in a section house has his own room but very small, a bed, a wardrobe and a sink (to pee in if he cant be arsed to go to the communal bog)
    Compared to what a single mum gets is that fair?

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  89. 311
    Alan says:

    I don’t know anything about politics but I watched Gordon and Sarah Brown on TV this afternoon and I got the impression that they’re not a real couple.

    They seemed to be acting, and not very well either. There was no warmth or intimacy between them and his body language towards her was cold and disinterested.

    Do these politicians use marriages like a sort of business arrangement to help their electoral prospects? That’s the only thing I can think is going on here.

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  90. 316
    jennifer says:

    I only thought the U.S. was this crazy.

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  91. 321
    100 TOP LABOUR CRIMES ! says:

    Gormless Brown or Nick Griffen !!!

    I CANT TELL THE PHOOKING DIFFERENCE… they are both usless cock sucking one-eyed useless bastards

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  92. 325
    Lizzie says:

    This whole policy of placing young unmarried mothers in “care homes” is doomed. Most just stay with their family and dump the children on their parents. It will be expensive and become a shambles.

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    • 339
      Anonymous says:

      Par for the course, then.

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      Whos idea was it to use a pink backdrop ? says:

      oh come on you cant pre judge the end result of this “ad hoc” policy put together last night over a few beers and a curry( at tax payers expense) on the basis that every other policy dreamed up by this idiotic shambles of an administration ends up as an expensive shambles, can you ?

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  93. 333
    Obama is a Twat says:

    Toenails in fine form on the 6PM news spouting “just how will the Tories pay for their plans next week?”

    Yet Toenails failed to note that McGay still refused to tell us about CUTS, does the twat really think that he can maintain front line services yet reduce an ever growing national debt through cutting waste?

    What a pile of shit. As for his wife? I’d rather shag a pig.

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    • 340
      Max says:

      Anyone costed McDoom’s promises from today? My calculator doesn’t have enough noughts on it.

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      • 347
        Whos idea was it to use a pink backdrop ? says:

        Just take some noughts from the national debt, Im sure there are plenty to go around.

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      • 365
        Overheard at the Brighton Conference says:

        He’s not worried. He and his brood will long be brown bread before all this has to paid in full. We’re completely buggered.

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  94. 336
    Obama is a Twat says:

    YES!!! Tom Bradby on ITV nailing the fucking bastard, Jesus how can fucking Toenails get away with his one sided shite?

    TOM BRADBY ROCKS!!!!!!

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    • 363
      Jonathan says:

      Caught the back end of the transmission – Yes – Tom looked good to me !

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    • 404

      how can fucking Toenails get away with his one sided shite?

      Because of the unique way in which the BBC is funded.

      Did you hear him earlier? “What people will be asking is how David Cameron will fund his proposals next week”. What? I mean, fucking what? ex-fucking-use me? Did you just watch the speech Robinson? Did you notice the unfunded billion quid spending commitments gushing forth?

      What a prick that bloke is.

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  95. 337
    Whos idea was it to use a pink backdrop ? says:

    Herad some dimwit nu Lab type on radio this afternoon Claiming that they are going to abolish the House Of Lords. Well perhaps he should have a word with his leader who single handedly doubled the said house salvaging his Cabinet after his peerage fest in the summer. Wouldnt surprise me though if they do “reform” life time peers , since Many needs such reform to realise his futile vainglorious ambitions.

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  96. 338
    Lord Haw-Haw says:

    concentration camp
    Next stop….

    Do you think this S**T will end with the El-Gordo?
    Watch this sapce for the coming CAMEROONian adventures
    due 2010

    You’ll all end up in chokey!

    Ha ha ha ha ha

    You British are as mad a s a sack of deranged FERRETS!

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  97. 342
    Anonymous says:

    So that’s it, is it?
    We are stuck with these scum until May 6th? God in heaven, that’s another 7 months!

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  98. 345
    Heads on poles says:

    Lord Kinnock of trough was completely taken aback when he was told on Sky that it was a B&P policy. His blustering was something to behold.

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  99. 349
    Alive and walking says:

    I see no mention of the ‘FATHERS’ then. As a married man I was responsible for my children, if I wasn’t married, then the childs mother, (in my case, wife) can claim all sorts. If the mother doesn’t name the father then she foregoes all benefits. Simple. If the father is on benefits, then his benefit is reduced and the difference goes to the child. Why the taxpayer has to pay for couples who knock out kids like rabbits I don’t know. As long as the taxpayer foots the bill to support these children, the parents will continue to abuse the system. like they probably milk all other systems.

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    • 377
      lolol says:

      Your talking about Liebour and sensible ideas ,sorry Liebour and sensible ideas does not compute.

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    • 383
      Obama is a twat says:

      Because proper married people don’t vote liebour. Do you have a shaven head, some tattoo’s on your neck and a dog called Asbo?

      Oh and why do these so called hard men on council estates all wear diamond ear rings like mincing homosexuals?

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  100. 350
    Mark O says:

    I’m watching Gordon’s movements at the Conference very carefully.

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  101. 351
    Truth Sayer says:

    You lot do know where this going right?

    Put a chav mother her brood and various dossers and hanger on males in everything middle class street to ‘enrich’ them.

    That’s exacatly the hidden clause within this policy, only the super rich people with acres of land will be able to escape, the rest of us will not be able to run or hide from NOO LIEBOURS ‘society’.

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    • 364
      Four sheets to the wind says:

      Move them in next to Polly in Tuscany !

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    • 426
      Max says:

      Yes, as I posted earlier; there is nothing new here. They are allocated special “mother and baby” homes via housing associations and supervised by a group of outreach workers who will try and (r)educate them.

      Even McDoom knows he cannot build workhouses. Firstly it does not look good and secondly he has no cash. And he really hasn’t. Mandy spent the last on some shiny noo motors yesterday.

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  102. 353
    BLOODY HELL says:

    …………………………………………….BREAKING NEWS…………………………………………

    HAND CARTS ARE TO BE MADE AVAILABLE FREE TO ALL UK RESIDENTS

    FREE PHONE GORDON’S FREEBIES

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  103. 360
    Truth Sayer says:

    Also this is all huff and puff, how’s he going to stop our friends from the religion of peace producing 4 or more kids when all they have to do is shout racism or claim it’s their human right and he’ll crumble.

    Gordon Gordon Gordon

    It’s all hot air.

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  104. 361
    Anonymous says:

    I can’t see these young mums just meekly accepting their lot and trotting down to the local ‘gulag’ which has probably in any case been in the local paper for months due to protests from ‘Nimby Neighbours’..

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  105. 366
    Heads on poles says:

    Imagine the handwringing at the BBC if the Tories announced this policy?
    Toenails would be unintelligible in his rush to discuss the nasty party.
    All quiet at Pravda so far.

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    • 384
      Geordie Boy says:

      They’re all filling in their job application forms for the post Labour age.

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    • 387
      Obama is a twat says:

      Toenails appeared to be enjoying seconds licking the skidmarks in Brown’s pants on the BBC.

      He was pathetic he really fucking was. Bradby on ITV nailed the one eyed wanker on every point.

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  106. 367
    Anonymous says:

    I love the way there was absolutely fuck all in the speech about sorting out the shocking state of Army housing for people who, er, have a dangerous job and love their country enough to die for it.

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  107. 370
    Sir Reginald Titbrain says:

    Well, that’s blown the Tories out of the water, hasn’t it. They may as well stay at home and cut their losses, since Gordon has discovered a very nice place and is kindly inviting us to join him there. Welcome to Titville, twinned with Toytown, where you will be well looked after by these kindly, friendly, lovable characters.

    * Big-Ears, a scruffy unshaven bastard who hates Noddy.
    * Mr Plod, The Toytown Police man. He’s blind and therefore useless.
    * Bumpy Dog, helps Mr. Plod and is actually more intelligent than him.
    * Mr. Wobbly Man, a funny little man who cannot lie down. He has a round base which he wobbles about on. He rocks back and forth to get around and knows all about growth theory, being one himself.
    * Master Tubby Bear, Mr. and Mrs. Tony Bear’s son presently at Uni.
    * Mr Tony Bear, Noddy’s old next door neighbour.
    * Mrs Tony Bear, Noddy’s old next door neighbour; she and Mr Tony Bear are the superiors of Noddy,who always refers to them as those fuckers next door.
    * Clockwork Mouse, often requires winding up, married to Mr Wobbly man.
    * Dinah Doll, a china doll who sells in the market. Only half decent looker in the place, dark and hard.
    * Tessie Bear. A total mortgage free incompetent with a secretive husband.
    * Mr Sparks, Toyland’s handyman, who can mend anything. His favourite catchphrase ‘I’m a poofta, not a quitter.’
    * Mr Golly. Easy to recognise as he wears a blue shirt.
    * Miss Harriet the Pink Cat or should that be Twat?
    * Mr Jumbo, an elephant who slips his secretary the odd length.
    * Twinkly, a red dwarf who’d ride the nice motorbike we bought if she could reach the pedals.
    * Bunkey, a thoroughly mischievous character, who purports to be half bunny and half gorilla. He is later exposed as a fraud who escaped from a travelling circus and rents subsidised property to pensioners in Harrow East.
    * Sly and Gobbo, are goblins. They always steal things like Bananas and other peoples ideas.

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  108. 371
    20 BENSONS AND A BOTTLE OF CIDER says:

    I’ll Get My Ladder Ready ! The’ll Be Gagging For It !

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    • 420

      I know – Slagzapoppin. Brilliant idea – get every slapper in town gathered together in one place, put their kids in some kinda communal care. Hell, all they need to do is weld handhelds to the drainpipes and add an extra tap in every room: Hot, Cold, KY Jelly. These places will be for porn movie producers what the national ID database is for identity thieves. Do you think Harriet has been consulted?

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      • 584
        TOUGH ON SCUM TOUGH ON THE CAUSES OF SCUM says:

        I’m Gonna Build One In My Back Yard £200 Per Slapper Per week , And All The Pussy You Can Eat !

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        • 781
          Ivor Schwartzporsche says:

          Most of the young mums I see are plain pug ugly and I do wonder how they became pregnant. I really do. I wouldn’t get it up with viagra looking at these bints

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  109. 376
    Anonymous says:

    Remember Blair’s brilliant scheme for the cops to march yobs to the nearest cash point to fine them on the spot, presumably having used a stolen card?
    Gulags for slags will be forgotten just as quickly. Our leaders are true imbeciles.

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  110. 378
    TOUGH ON SCUM TOUGH ON THE CAUSES OF SCUM says:

    I Would Also Build Places To Keep These Anti Social Shit Off The Streets And I Would Call Them PRISONS !

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    • 394
      Geordie Boy says:

      Good idea. What about building them all in Scotland?

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    • 406
      Sir Reginald Titbrain says:

      Excellent turn of phrase.

      Wayne,the bench finds you guilty and designates you an Anti Social Shit. This will be published with your picture in the papers and means that anybody can beat you up with impunity. You are now free to go.

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      • 594
        TOUGH ON SCUM TOUGH ON THE CAUSES OF SCUM says:

        This Is The Problem “Wayne” Knows His Rights And Knows You Dont Have Any !
        So Every Law Abiding Citizen Should Be Issued With A Baseball Bat And Told To Police Their Own Streets ! Crime Figures Would Plummet ! (But Hospital Beds Would Be in Short Supply !)

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  111. 386
    The BBC - doing what we do best says:

    “Well Nick that was certainly a rousing reception by Conference for Sarah Brown and her introduction of Gordon as “My Hero” really wowed the delegates in the hall !”

    “It certainly did – Jon – we were all taken by surprise by her appearance on the rostrum and in confidence I can tell you that I have spoken to senior sources within the Labour Party who themselves didn’t know that she would appear until she did – but the atmosphere was completely energised ahead of Gordon Brown’s Speech !”

    ” Yes, Nick and we saw a little of the man – an ORDINARY man born in an ORDINARY town who loves his country !”

    “Yes Jon that will really have resonated with people in the hall and Labour voters in the country and although there was no mention of David Cameron the contrast will be in people’s minds make no mistake and I think that the Conservatives will not be happy with that thought tonight !”

    “So all in all you felt that coming after Peter Mandelsonn’s Speech yesterday that Labour could well be back from the brink and in a position to even win ?”

    “Well certainly the underdog has bared its teeth tonight and the Conservatives and David Cameron could well feel its bite in the coming weeks !”

    “And finally – Nick – the pressure will certainly be on David Cameron next week after this performance by a re-energised Gordon Brown ?”

    “Yes – Jon – I think that is most certainly the case !”

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    • 399
      Obama is a twat says:

      Toenails really was a C/U/N/T on the 6PM news. He looks like some deviant sweating heavily over naked pictures of Gorgon Brown.

      What about the TOFFS in Nu Liebour like hag Harman?

      If the Tories don’t sort out the BBC after this (and they will get a hammering off the BBC next week) shambles they deserve all they get.

      Not once did Toenails ask how all Brown’s spending is going to be paid for WHILST getting rid of the national debt, but you can rest assured next week Toenails will bring up HOW the Tories will pay for something every time.

      Personally I’d like to see the Tories freeze the BBC out and just use ITV

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    • 425

      great post!

      But as always Toenails is even lower than parody – he’s already warning that Cameron’s ideas are unfunded. After this speech. The fucking night of the living unfunded dead, umm, speech.

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      • 730
        Tricky Dicky says:

        How can anybody, even Toenails, accuse Cameron of unfunded ideas after today’s great Brown give away is completely beyond me!

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    • 466
      The truth will out says:

      lol

      IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF IT WERE NOT TRUE.

      (actually it is very funny and IS an accurate report of what was said)

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    • 649
      RobC says:

      The point missing in the missus speech was not that Gordon loves his country but which country was she referring to – it certainly wasn’t England because they have all but destroyed every constitutional base and law that has been passed in the last millenium including Magna Carta.We now have Jack Straw’s human rights act which is a disaster and will shortly be handing over any vestigial constitutional powers to an unelected elite in Europe unless the Irish vote no or the Czech pm hangs on long enough for Cameron to get elected.
      We really are in the shxx up to our necks.

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  112. 388
    Troughy says:

    Just sayin’….

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  113. 389
    Enlightened Opinion says:

    Brown: “The British armed forces truly are the finest in the world. And let us say to them – all British forces will always have all the equipment they need and the best support we can give.”

    There’s a broken promise already

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    • 401
      Obama is a twat says:

      They don’t vote Liebour, the Liebour party (in particular fat ugly dykes like Harman) hate all those men.

      I wonder if McGay will visit Afghanistan next week when Cameron is due to make his speech?

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  114. 390
    I_Despise_Labour says:

    The answer is simple. Compulsory contraceptive implants for any female on benefits.

    If you cant afford your own childern why the fuck should I pay for them? I’ve had to wait until I was over 30 as a socially responsible person who pays for their own child, and I can only afford 1

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  115. 403
    Heads on poles says:

    Actually, the Have your say comments on the PRavda website are interesting – especially the most popular ones.
    I’m sure this’ll be corrected soon.

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  116. 423
    nell says:

    Okay. So how many unmarried mothers are there in Britain and how many children have they got. Anybody have the figures?

    Do we think the figure will be in the region of half a million mums and possibly a million children?

    And gordon is going to build workhouse type institutions across the country to take in this million and a half of the population? How much is this going to cost and how long is it going to take? Then he has to fund the institutions and feed and care for the inmates. Is it going to be any cheaper than just giving them benefits in the long run?

    Truth is gordon has created this feral underclass and now doesn’t have a clue how to deal with it.

    But he could try withdrawing benefits and insisting that they and their children go home to live with their parents – that might make a few people think. After all why go to the trouble of having all those children if you can’t get money for them?

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    • 439
      Etcetera says:

      40% of all British births are bastards. Good thing the kids know how to put a condom on a banana.

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    • 446
      Max says:

      No new building programme. Same old, same old. Housing Association stock, coming to a street near you sometime soon. Replacing benefits with benefits.

      Tough on (insert anything) tough on the causes of (insert anything).

      Useless shite; socialists, it’s what we do.

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    • 449
      Moley says:

      Cut off all benefits to unmarried mothers in nine month’s time.

      If anybody suffers from that policy it will be their own responsibility and no one else’s.

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    • 550
      shelling-out says:

      What about all the children born to immigrants? There must be quite a few thousand there.

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      • 605
        TOUGH ON SCUM TOUGH ON THE CAUSES OF SCUM says:

        You Should Only Get Benefits If You’ve Payed In ! Not Payed In , No Benefits At All All The Scum Of The Planet Will Soon Piss Off From Calais ! What No Benefits Well Were Not Going To That Shithole Then !

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      • 672
        nell says:

        I think the issue is – what about all the children born to people on benefits? It is those children that are becoming feral.

        It is those children who are not being properly educated (no mum who cares enough to feed you, nurture you, make sure you go to school, encourage you to do your homework and on and on.)

        The truth is, Labour has destroyed the family, that supportive network that was so good at raising children. Remember it?

        It is labour who has created, with it’s system of indiscriminate, over generous benefits, the feral monster underclass that labour now has no idea how to control.

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        • 776
          Agent 99 says:

          Well saisl and very sadly this is true. Labour have destroyed every institution they have touched and the worse thing of all they dstroyed it with vindictiveness.

          May they forever rot in hell for their lies and what they have done.

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  117. 424
    English Liberation Front says:

    I see the Fabian knobs monitoring and dissembling unit have gone off duty.

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  118. 427
    Brian Epstien says:

    I see Labour leadership contender has received some support from the Peoples Halfwit Fiona Phillips. You could not make this up.

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    • 432
      GMTV says:

      Piss flaps phillips has always supported Gordon , she has never made any secret of that. Gordon even wanted to make it a ministeress, it wisely turned Gordon down.

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      • 557
        Brown's a Tosser says:

        Fiona Phillips is a prat but I have to say what time I did have for Eddie Izzard has now gone. How do NuLabour brainwash these people? It just goes to show the level of intelligence you need to become a NuLabour supporter.

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        • 590
          Change Without Costings says:

          On C4 news last night Gary Gibbon approached “normal” delegates at the Labour conference with a pair of scissors and a list of the major areas of government expenditure, and asked them which they would cut. To a man they all said they didn’t think there was a need to cut anything.

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  119. 428
    Sieg Heil says:

    Vote socialist Gordon get socialist Griffin.

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    • 455
      Truth Sayer says:

      The thing is, I could bet my last quid if the B&P survive the shit their in currently with the court cases and increase their vote, Ex Labour mp’s and staffers put on the dole in the next GE will be flocking to work for them.

      I can see it a mile away.

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  120. 432
    John "Hoonkiller" Wayne says:

    Sterilize the lot of the bastards!

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  121. 435
    Your f anny as an income generator says:

    yup – that’s how it is girls – on your back fer Britain !

    oh – an’ kids ? – not your prob.

    innit

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  122. 437
    John "Hoonkiller" Wayne says:

    That’s sterilize the Untermensch AND the politicians. And make the politicians live in Council Estates. Bastards.

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  123. 440
    Free Fido says:

    Will Gordon’s slags be compulsory microchipped and put on his latest cunning plan, a mandatory register of dogs?

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  124. 443
    Big Dream Dreamer says:

    el Presidente, Herr Gorgon Brownstainovich el Gordawaful-n-Gabe says

    “dream big dreams”

    big big wet dreams about control,

    and freakery

    and rules

    and regs

    and funny money

    and all will worship ME ME ME ME ME ME !!

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  125. 456
    Together we can change the world says:

    I think some of you are being a bit unfair with Gordon Browns Boast that Labour “wil change the World again” after all they did FOR THE F*****G WORSE !l

    ps There is a quaint little quiz on the Labour Party over on pravdas politics site. I dont want to spoil your fun but the answer to the questions, any questions, all the questions is ” …and in the end Labour bankrupted the country again!”

    Its the econmomy you moron !

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  126. 457
    Confused of Greenwich says:

    I am confused. I listened to the BBC news and they told me that Gordon’s speech was brilliant, well crafted and exquisitely drafted. Did they see a different speech to me?

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  127. 463
    nell says:

    It’s a pity he hasn’t expanded his ideas for withdrawing benefits and enforced residency in institutions for MP’s and Lords at Westminster. That would save a pretty penny too.

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  128. 464
    Anonymous says:

    Brown is just a sociopath, growing increasingly desperate and with nothing left to say except more bullshit. He will become more and more deranged as inevitable defeat at the next election draws closer.

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  129. 467
    Anonymous says:

    Toenails Robinson disgraced himself again with a fawning, sycophantic and throughly dishonest response to Brown’s dismal performance this afternoon.

    One of the first things Cameron must do in office is sort out this blatant pro-Labour bias at the BBC.

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    • 581
      Brown's a Tosser says:

      Agree with you. Toenails just keeps getting worse. When you pull him on his blog you get no response. How the hell did he get in this position. I now only listen and have time for Brillo at the BBC at least he treats everyone the same.

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  130. 468
    Toby says:

    Gordon only has one eye also the fruits of his loins are badly flawed, unlike the nice Mr.Griffin who produced health offspring !!

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  131. 472
    Anonymous says:

    A new low for stormfront, sorry orderorder

    Poor Guido best hope Davy doesn’t utter anything similar to the Nazis next week

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  132. 485
    Arfur Ffoulkes-Acke says:

    Quantitive Easing – print your own monopoly money and pay for whatever you want so that you can promise the earth to fools that might vote for you if a. They knew who you were. b. They knew what a vote was. c. What day it was

    Sorry – I digress (too many Ginger Wines) – can someone explain in simple terms what are the downsides for the Government printing money?Is someone counting? Do we know how much there is in the Uk? I mean I lost a fiver the other day don’t know where it went. Can another be printed?

    Where else is all the money for all the above tosh coming from?

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    • 596
      Moley says:

      The way I understand it is that when the Bank of England “creates” money it is in effect “borrowing” it from its own accounts which are therefore somewhere carrying huge amounts of debt.

      If the Bank of England carries on and simply allows the debt on its books to go up and up, then we are in Zimbabwe territory.

      When the QE is reversed, that debt is paid back when the money is taken out of the economy.

      Properly speaking the debt that was created during QE should appear on the Country’s books, because it has to be paid back, but I bet it isn’t.

      That is how Master Baiter can keep crowing about debt to GDP ratios, because QE debt is not included, PFI debt is not included and public sector pension liabilities are off balance sheet too.

      If anybody knows better, please correct me. There are some good questions for the Shadow Chancellor to ask Mervyn King.

      It is going to be a very long time, if ever, before the economy is in a fit state to reverse the QE, let alone pay back Government debt.

      Gilts are dated and that debt needs rolling over when it becomes due too. An incoming Government needs to have a profile of Gilt maturities to ensure that the debt rolled over and the debt due to a running budget deficit does not become unmanageable.
      Particularly relevant when the huge amounts of current gilt issue matures.

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    • 598
      Brown's a Tosser says:

      To early to see the adverse effects of QE, in the short term, but in the long term it will hurt with interest rates having to increase and the inevitability of high inflation around the corner. If UK GDP does not increase in line with forecasts (and it will not) you will see a huge budget deficit, the like of which will cost generations to come. Our economy is in a very bad state and in the hands of a government in full denial. SCARY.

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  133. 486
    The truth will out says:

    “Nick Griffin also has only one eye. Not a lot of people know that.”

    And Hitler only had one Ball unlike Gordon who has two, except one of gordon’s Balls prefers to be called Cooper for expenses sake..

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  134. 487
    School for scoundrels says:

    Look on the bright side, when they legalise brothels, they will have the building and the staff already laid on. (if you will pardon the expression.)

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  135. 495

    Vote B&P and fuck the parliamentary pricks.

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    • 609

      and the country.

      Even more authoritarian socialism is not the answer to the fuckup caused by authoritarian socialism.

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      • 650

        I beg to disagree. The country is fucked already. What can 5 more years do that the Lib/Lab/Con wankers haven’t done already? Hey, give ‘peace’ a chance.

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      • 660
        thick as thieves says:

        man in the street,
        no no you dopey fascist c’unt, if you really want to fuck with the parliamentary pricks you shouldn’t vote for a hitlerite like nick griffin or his fascist friends, you should vote for an independent local candidate.
        simple, like you!

        antisocialcitizen,
        your postion on this is very odd, you attack the bn p for being a fascist organisation, which is true, yet you also condone the fascist occupation of Palestine.
        make your fucking mind up you silly c’unt. in or out.
        you two faced fucking nazi.

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        • 764

          It’s called Israel, not palestine.
          Israel is a pluralistic democracy and all the other countries are not.

          I support civilised cultures at the expense of the uncivilised.

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          • Mongrel says:

            Does that mean a civilised country has the right to invade and occupy uncivilised neighbours? If so that lines you up with Bliar and George Dubya.

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          • If they turn despotic states into democracies when they leave then yes.

            I cannot see Afghanistan turning into a democratic state as there is no single nation nor level of culture to succeed. I favour quarantine for such areas.

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          • tat says:

            as we had no post war plan when we illegally invaded Iraq and Afghanistan your argument has no basis whatsoever.
            first they came for the Jews and then the Jews came for the Palestinians.
            the zionists are using Hitler’s tactics of genocide against the Palestinians and are also occupying their land, like the nazis occupied europe.
            Israelis are the modern day nazis.
            shame on them.
            God’s Chosen People? don’t make me fucking larf.

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  136. 498
    Max says:

    Thanks, Brian at 421, you persuaded me to find the clip of “our Fiona” introducing our beloved ex-postie. Now you will need a bucket to watch this eye-wateringly cringe-worthy clip but it is worth it for the brief glimpse of Hazel Blears at 4’22” in who has turned up in uniform straight off the afternoon shift of her new job (but without her lollipop stick). Honestly, it is worth it…

    Introducing blah blah.

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  137. 502
    Tricky Dicky says:

    This is the great, gaping disaster in Brown’s speech – it ranks alongside “British jobs for British workers” which will boomerang back on him, exposing him for the stupid, one eyed git he truly is!

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  138. 508

    However you lily-livered tossers want to play it… Lib/lab/Con are fucked.

    And rightly so.

    Fuck off. I want my country back OK, fuck off anyone who says it’s not my right to get it back and vote for them. I am. I have a vote and so do my well-read friends. They are reading books now! How good is that!

    You hear that? Fuck off!

    Fuck you swear boys who will no doubt put skinhead, homoerotic guff to put me off. Not bothered OK!

    Fuck you.

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    • 523
      ­Maqboul says:

      Put a sock in it, numbnutz. The Tories will walk it. Maybe you’ll get a hug or sumfink from Dave.

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    • 545
      Nanziboy Nicky and his Comedy Fascists says:

      piss off you shit for brains Nazi scumsucking spunkmonkey

      Lib/Lab/Con have many MP’s and a large proportion of the populations vote
      what do you have apart from a fleeting small protest vote at the Euros no-one gives a shit about now ?
      A thick as pigshite fatboy nonce leader ? Whoopdefuckingdoo!!

      You’re clearly fucking delusional as well as a twat if you think the Nanzi Party are getting anywhere

      we can add masochism to your many neurosis and fetishes then since you know and take delight that your gay sex romps with skinheads would be subject to abject ridicule here

      Fuckity bye little Nazi wannabe

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      • 568
        England_4ever says:

        Fuck you you liberal nazis, so liberal they can only tolerate the liberal dogma or else you will be shot. Nanzi party thats you fuckers that, legitimising every perfidious degenerate lifestyle so that society has degenerated to its mammon only, vacuous, no morals, morass of chavdom and the ethnic cleansing of the English – fuck you.

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        • 618
          Nanziboy Nicky and his Comedy Fascists says:

          “you will be shot” “ethnic cleansing”

          You simnply can’t help giving yourself away can you ?
          It’s a good thing you camp skinhead fuckwits are and will always be a joke.

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    The truth will out says:

    BBC radio 4 and Eddie Mair deserve a gong for their accurate reporting.

    They took Gordo’s speech just two steets away from the Brighton Conference hall and asked real people about his solutions to their real problems. Not one person was impressed by Gordon or Labour.

    Anyway since when did downright criminal behaviour become just mild anti social behaviour? looks like the answer is when Labour came to power and tried to massage crime stats.

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    • 518

      They deserve the stocks, not gongs. Fuck em. For how many years does an ‘impartial’ tax become received politics FFS?

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      • 529
        red cross says:

        Would agree that the BBC deserve whatever is coming their way but Eddie Mair’s voice of reason calling out from that vast bloated crooked empire should be given mercy.

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    • 527
      Max says:

      Same on Lieborelist (Brown’s Big Speech by Paul Richards) all the comments I’ve read are along the lines of:

      “disgusting cynical soundbites”
      “claptrap”
      “You just cannot believe a word this egomaniac says”
      “untruthful and ineffective”
      “Gordon Brown and the Labour Party are toast”
      “spineless propaganda”
      “I don’t believe a word the man says”
      “vacuous”
      “no specific vision about the future”
      “jesus wept”
      “He’s wrong and the policies were wrong”

      So we can all agree on one thing then and that is that the McDoom is indeed shite. Amazing.

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      • 535
        Max says:

        Bugger! Got modded even though I’m only repeating what the labour guys are saying on Lieborelist. Or was it that McDoom was shhhhhhh…? Anyway hurry up and publish!

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    • 614
      Brown's a Tosser says:

      ASBO’s Did not protect the Mother and Daughter who committed suicide in Leicestershire after over 30 calls to Police for help. This NuLabour Gov is all smoke and mirrors. 12 years and their list of achievements might spout forth in a leaders speech and get applause but it most definately does not impress me. This country is worse off having experienced Brown/Blair and our reputation around the world has been tarnished. Two words Iraq and Afghanistan. Go to War based on false dossiers, lies and cover ups. The serious criminals were in Brighton this week IMHO.

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    • 619
      Engineer says:

      A lot of this “anti-social behavior” would go away if the perpetrators, often bored teenagers, had a bit of discipline drummed into them. It’s not fashionable, but I subscribe to the clip-round-the-earhole theory of setting social boundaries, preferably administered by the local bobby or a responsible adult. Nowadays it doesn’t work because there are no local bobbies (and the non-local ones don’t want to know about yobs terrorising neighbourhoods), and any responsible adult administering a clip to a teenager will instantly be arrested by the bobbies the didn’t want to know about the yobs. Result – responsible adults do nothing, yobs run wild because they know they can get away with it, and things spiral out of control.

      Bring back the clip round the ear, and things will improve quite swiftly, I reckon.

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      • 639
        Moley says:

        Not safe when the hoodies hunt in packs.

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      • 642
        I_Despise_Labour says:

        Bring back the concept of punishment altogether. I’m sure plenty of feral yobs would thing twice about feral yobbery if they were going to get a whipping out of it.

        Equally get rid of laughable prison sentences and holiday camp prisons. I want to see criminals suffer greatly as a result of their behaviour – especially the criminal fuckers who are supposedly running this country. Them I want to see hung, drawn and quartered for treason.

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        • 768
          Susie says:

          Deport them. Zimbabwe would be instructive, but we must have some island left over from the days of empire somewhere — they could even make a programme out of it “I’m a feral gangster — get me out of here” pour encourage les autres.

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      • 1106
        this hurts you more than it hurts me says:

        I subscribe to a clip with a 4 x 2 round the earhole.

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  140. 519
    ­Phil O'Pastree says:

    In the World Stateman of the Year’s speech, what did he say about dealing with the unprecendented level of the UK’s debt? Will we get a grant of the World Bank or will the IMF bail us out again? Or will he just seize the bankers’ bonuses.. coz it was their fault was it not?

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    • 546
      England_4ever says:

      World Bank, IMF, Bank of England – same organisation mate, and if you think all the bullshitting about bankers losing their bonuses will happen just consider the old proverb: ‘He who pays the fiddler calls the tune’. When governments are indebtebted to the central banks they are not in a postion to tell them how much to pay themselves. Get real!

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    • 593
      Sukyspook says:

      In the matrix Phil, black is white – and white is black…..aka the checkerboard floor – geddit?

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  141. 524

    What exactly is wrong with the fourth party? You don’t like them? They disgust you? They’re an abomination?

    They have plenty of supporters who have given up with Gordon, Dave and Nick. Same old, same old, nothing to see hear, move along please! Fuck them all.

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    • 539
      Max says:

      Nope, just don’t like socialists.

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    • 541
      Cas says:

      Very good question.

      The ΒNP are a legal political party and as far as I know they have never defrauded the public on expenses…that alone must make them unique above all the other legal parties.

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    • 553
      England_4ever says:

      Well said pal, the only reason the british political system won’t tolerate a real alternative – as it is exactly that and the establishment (banks, military industrial complex) stand to lose too much to a party that would treat them for what they are – money grubbing traitors who couldn’t give two fucks aout Britain in general and England in particular – fuck the two party state.

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    • 559
      Nanziboy Nicky and his Comedy Fascists says:

      Is simple arithmetic too fucking much to ask from a bunch of gayboy skinhead Nazi wannabe’s ?

      The Nanzi Party is not and never has been the fourth Party.

      At the moment it’s UKIP and come the Election the Greens will also get a better share of the vote than you. The Nanzi’s aren’t even on the playing field.

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      • 578
        England_4ever says:

        The nanzis are all in your parties pal, if there is nothing to fear from a fourth party give them a platform and see how they would perform on a level playing field – if you dare.

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        • 611
          Nanziboy Nicky and his Comedy Fascists says:

          Yeah right, shortarse fatboy Nicky doesn’t enjoy watching his youth movement marching up and down and up and down and up and down.
          He’s a screamingly camp chutneyferret and you and we all know it.

          Anyone can vote for you but they just don’t.
          UKip the Greens and the Libs also get the shit end of the stick compared to the big two but that’s life and even they aren’t as big a bunch whining crybabies as the Nanzi’s and you over that one.

          It’s simply that you are too retarded to realise that the Country that fought Hitler will never vote for Nazi’s in anything other than negligable amounts.

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  142. 532

    [...] and from Guido's website at Exclusive : Brown’s “Gulags for Slags” Policy Taken from BNP – Guy Fawkes' blog So funneeee – Flash adoptying a BNP policy … [...]

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  143. 537
    Anonymous says:

    GORDON LIES AGAIN TO THE NATION AGAIN AS HE DID IN HIS PRESS CONFERENCE AFTER THE JUNE ELECTIONS.

    Gordon Brown’s back door to compulsory ID cards, article from the Guardian.

    Something the PM forgot to mention: if you apply for a passport, or renew one, you will be registered on the national identity database

    * Alan Travis, home affairs editor
    * guardian.co.uk, Tuesday 29 September 2009 16.30 BST
    UK ID card

    The UK ID card Photograph:

    “And so, conference, I can say to you today: in the next parliament, there will be no compulsory ID cards for British citizens.”

    Gordon Brown’s promise not to make identity cards compulsory for British citizens during the next parliament really should have read that they will be compulsory only if you want to leave the country or legally drive a car.

    This is because every British citizen who renews or applies for a new passport will automatically be registered on the national identity database anyway.

    This was made clear in June, when the new home secretary, Alan Johnson, completed his review of the future of the £4.9bn ID cards project by saying that Labour would not introduce legislation after the next general election making the scheme compulsory.

    That was widely misreported as “Johnson drops ID cards”. But his review left all the main elements of the national identity card scheme in place.

    As critics pointed out at the time, the automatic inclusion on the national identity register of the details of anybody who renewed their passport – or, for that matter, their driving licence – amounted to introducing a compulsory identity card scheme by the back door.

    There is no need for a new bill in parliament after the next election to allow MPs to vote on whether the scheme should become compulsory because the Home Office already plans to use obscure secondary legislation to introduce what they call a “designation order”.

    This will make passports, and possibly driving licences, “designated” documents under the terms of the 2006 Identity Cards Act and provide the legal authority to include the details of anyone applying for or renewing their passport on to the ID cards database. This is currently planned to come into effect from 2011.

    About 10 million people a year renew or apply for a passport, so their details will be added to the database, with all the civil liberties concerns that go along with that.

    Brown is right to say the ID card will not be compulsory for everybody during the next parliament, but it will in effect be so for the 80% of the population who hold a passport to leave the country.

    James Hall, the chief executive of the Identity and Passport Service, has told me that is incorrect. He says you can leave the country without a passport; you just won’t be able to get back in again when you come home.

    Gordon Brown’s promise to reduce the amount of information everyone will have to give for the new biometric passport to no more than what is on the current passport is a curious one. The Home Office has long dismissed claims that the combined biometric passport/ID card would have any additional information, such as criminal record, religion or other sensitive personal data. It has always maintained the new passport would contain no more than the personal details on the current one.

    I HAVE TO ASK JON SNOW WHERE DID HE GET HIS SOFT LABOUR PANEL FROM ASKING THEM WHAT THEY THOUGHT OF LIAR BROWNS SPEECH!

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  144. 544
    • 562
      nell says:

      Gordon is listening to ‘voices’ now? OMG!

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      • 595
        Anonymous says:

        When gordon was popular Gordon said we should wait for his Vision to come about. Not one reporter challenged him over his vision or even asked what it was. Andrew Marr is the first MSM reporter to inquire if Gordon’s vision is drug induced.

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        • 670
          BN P PARTY MEMBER ( FOUND WITH THE LARGEST CACHE OF BOMBS EVER FOUND IN THIS COUNTRY - TRUE STORY) says:

          RIGHT I’VE GOT THE FUCKING BOMBS STASHED IN MY COUNCIL HOUSE AND I AM READY TO BOMB THOSE FUCKING ARABS SKY HIGH!

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          • GORDON BROWN says:

            YOU’VE GOT THE BOMBS, GOOD
            RIGHT THEN LET’S STOP FUCKING MESSING ABOUT AND START BOMB SOME FUCKING AFGHAN WEDDINGS
            TONY TOLD ME WE WON’T BE SAFE UNTIL WE HAVE KILLED ALL ARABS
            AND PEOPLE WHO LOOK LIKE ARABS OR MUSLIMS
            HE SAID IF WE DON’T KILL THEM ALL WE WILL NEVER BE SAFE!
            YOU GUYS IN THE BN P KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT THOUGH
            YOU ARE ON OUR SIDE, THE CLEAN WHITES VERSUS THE DIRTY ARABS
            IT IS NOT RIGHT THAT THE DIRTY ARABS HAVE ALL THE OIL
            IF WE BOMB THE SHIT OUT OF THEM WE CAN STEAL THE DIRTY ARABS’ OIL
            PERHAPS YOU GUYS IN THE BN P CAN HELP US WITH THE TORTURE SIDE OF THE OPERATION?

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          • nell says:

            With luck you’ll blow yourself up first. But I wouldn’t want you to harm any of your innocent neighbours in the process.

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          • Sgt ''Wildman'' James (The Hurt Locker) says:

            I will defuse them all.

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          • TOP BOY says:

            Thick As Shit you really are a thick C*nt !

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  145. 547
    shelling-out says:

    All the delegates clapped, but very few of them were smiling.

    As the camera panned round, even Jack Straw was po-faced until he realised the camera was on him.

    Glenys Kinnock was mouthing “what rubbish” at the end of the speech.

    Par for the course.

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    • 597
      Engineer says:

      Are you quite sure the applause wasn’t from a borrowed BBC canned-audience-noise machine?

      I have a life (sometimes) so I didn’t listen to the speech. From what I can gather, most of the delegates in the hall didn’t, either.

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    • 748
      Axe The Telly Tax says:

      Glenys should be used to it after all her hubbies speeches LOL

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  146. 549
    strapworld says:

    Brown is now advocating a return of The Workhouse! That most hated of institutions!

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    • 586
      pissed off pensioner says:

      Brown is now advocating a return of The Workhouse! That most hated of institutions

      Well the way he,s going we will all finish up in one

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    • 607
      E by gum says:

      The workhouse wasn’t that hated if your only other option was begging in the streets or dying at home without care.

      Perhaps times have not changed that much then.

      Brown’s Britain, who needs it?

      Have you noticed that most ex workhouse apartments have now become very expensive and exclusive Labourite champagne crash pads?

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      • 687
        ExEng says:

        The work house exists. Local authorities are taking on students without any wages to do jobs. This is justified by giving the poor unemployed degree qualified person work experience.

        So they now fill jobs with desperate volunteers and rely on them taking out loans to live. What is one more year of loans when you are up to your ears in student debt. At least in the work house your situation did not get worse.

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  147. 561
    Anonymous says:

    GORDON PROMISED A REFERENDUM ON THE LISBON TREATY AND RENEGED ON THAT PROMISE. WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO BELIEVE HIM WHEN HE SAYS HE WANTS ONE ON PR? HE MIGHT HOLD ONE BUT HE NEVER SAID HE WOULD IMPLEMENT THE DECISION.

    YOU JUST CANT TRUST LYING LIEBOUR AND LYING BROWN.

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    • 582
      Anonymous says:

      No you can not trust them. I would suggest that applies to dave aqlso.

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      • 625
        Moley says:

        Name Dave’s lies and broken promises.

        That’s a genuine request.

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        • 638
          Nuff said says:

          Referendum on Europe

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          • Moley says:

            He doesn’t currently have the power to give us one and we don’t know (yet) whether he has lied about his intentions.

            So far – Not Guilty.

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          • I_Despise_Labour says:

            That was Gordon,dipshit

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          • brussels-louts says:

            he will have the power to abrogate any Treaty he wishes as Britain is still a Sovereign State with that option.

            though if Dave wimps out on Lisbon it soon won’t be

            he also has the power of speech so he can promise a treaty regardless of what Ken Clarke and his Euro chums tell him to do

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    • 591
      Sukyspook says:

      Yeah Anon 547 – when he mentioned ‘referendum’ this avo, I thought I misheard him that we were to have one on Lisbon…..how stupid am I to suspect such a thing.

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  148. 566
    Anonymous says:

    GORDON LIES AGAIN TO THE NATION AGAIN AS HE DID IN HIS PRESS CONFERENCE AFTER THE JUNE ELECTIONS.

    Gordon Brown’s back door to compulsory ID cards.

    Something the PM forgot to mention: if you apply for a passport, or renew one, you will be registered on the national identity database

    The UK ID card Photograph:

    “And so, conference, I can say to you today: in the next parliament, there will be no compulsory ID cards for