Rich & Mark’s Monday Morning View
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What’s the Point of Our Anti-Business Secretary? | Ruth Porter
HuffPo Hiring Pro-Iranian Mehdi “Act of Desperation” | Fox News
Krugman is Seductive, Simplistic and Unrealistic | Jeremy Warner
Lower Taxes, Higher Growth, the Statistical Evidence | CPS
Bash the Unions, Gatecrash the Quangos | ConservativeHome
I Told You So: Euro is Doomed | Douglas Carswell
PM Speaks for the Nation When Bashing Balls | Quentin Letts
Time for an Alliance | Dan Hannan
Farage’s Plan | ConservativeHome
Guardian Open News is a Failure | Heather Brooke
Balls Calls for Deeper Cuts | Speccie
Lessons from the Thirties | CPS
PMQs Idiots | Harry Cole
Jon Cruddas is Not the Messiah | Dan Hodges
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Lord Lamont told ITV News…
“I think the PM is just human and Ed Balls is a pretty irritating person”
Think of the carbon footprint! No keep the fuckers over here, we wasted enough money on their trips as it is. To make it self funding, sell the viewing rights to sky, plenty would love to see this lots take its last breath
it’s funny because it’s a slightly reworked Private Eye cover gag from weeks ago
get it ?
I knew I’d seen something like that before.
The PE cover had a sullen Broon asking a laughing Mandy “Why have you booked be a holiday in Switzerland?”
link?
Find it yourself! Geez, it’s not hard – stick Private Eye in google, go to the covers section, look up 2009…. Some people want life delivered on a plate.
Just this once….http://www.private-eye.co.uk/covers.php?showme=1242
Why should he bother when there are gullible fools like you to do it for him?
The old ones are always best.
anon 9.02am, if you wish to advertise here I am sure Guido will be happy to furnish you with a list of the going rates.
do not come here moaning and then post free links you ungrateful cuss.
thankyou.
Here’s an unmangled clickable link http://www.private-eye.co.uk/covers.php?showme=1242
ditto anticitizen.
pay your way freeloader.
that will be all.
More than slightly reworked. PE’s gag is about surreptitiously topping the hapless PM whereas rich’n'marks plays on the genuine suicidal mood within the Labour Party.
PS I’ll gladly contribute to the cost of the one way tickets. Well’ I’m a taxpayer so I suppose I would be anyway.
The freeloading buggers must have accrued enough airmiles over the years – they should use those.
yes
one is about shipping Brown of to a dignitas clinic and the other is about shipping brown and more of them off to a dignitas clinic
not even close
Private Eye didn’t mention Dignitas.
Yes, I agree,
I think the criticism of the cartoon is pathetic. A bit trollish, I think?
Private Eye do not like Order-Order or Guido Fawkes. Time they grew up.
They would all be arrested getting off the plane, as Labour has shagged the UK for almost thirteen years.
The best Rich and Mark for a long time…
agreed
I laffed
I recognised… Darling… almost immediately. And a Telephone. Well done, Boys!
Agree.. very good.
Mind you – Gordon’s “Pill Chugging” cartoon kicked up a bit of a stink didn’t it?! The pill story was dying on the blogosphere until that cartoon…….
If you want to read what labour supporters are really thinking have a read of the comments from todays Jackie Ashley’s (Mrs Marr) column on
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2009/sep/28/time-look-again-back-labour?commentpage=1
I thought that was Alice Miles!
Gordon’s pills not strong enough
They certainly aren’t, he’s still alive!
Best Idea Darling’s ever had
I put it down to his Leonard Cohen years
I’m happy to pay the airfares.
I’m not they’ve had enough of my money. they can walk through the tunnel then we could fill it in afterwards.
I get it
Clearly that’s Robert Kilroy Silk and Dignitas rhymes with Veritas
I thought that , its part of the fun of monday though isnt it !
Following the malfunction of Robot Marr, all hacks are withdrawn for checks and reprocessing as required.
That is all.
Get on with you work – if you ave any
BBC News is still leading today with Darling’s “plan” to cap bonuses paid to employees who work in banks. Yawn.
Everybody hates bankers.
The fucking bastards. They lend you quarter of a million quid to buy your ‘executive home’ and then they want you to pay the money back. With interest.
Where the fuck did it say that in the contract eh? fucking bankers.
When Brown was looking for somebody to blame the UK’s economic crisis on they were the obvious choice. After Thatcher.
So naturally the BBC blamed them both.
I have little sympathy for bankers myself but it is clearly Brown’s plan to scapegoat the banks and their bosses for his own financial incompetence.
You’d think Brown, being religious, would have read
“Thou hypocrite, pluck first the beam out of thine own eye ; find then thou shall see clearly to pluck the mote out of thy brother’s eye”
??
After all the problem was too much credit, and the volume of credit is controlled by someone called “G Brown”.
++A Cascade of Dropping Pennies++
7 Explains why Shite was apparently asleep at the conference – must have had his control unit taken out for reprocessing.
I believe they would all serve the Country well if they gave themselves to the military for live firing exercises prior to the army going off to Afghanistan.
Guido, what is the betting the Iran situation will enable this rotten government to create a National Emergency and thus cancel any general election for eighteen months??
I’ve been saying this for days and no one listens. No one ever listens.
And why can’t public buildings fit mixer taps? I’m sick of it. Sick of all of it.
Only Plumbers Fit Mixer Taps
Please god no. They’d put it out to tender and we’d end up paying a grand a tap (+ fitting, + re-fitting because it leaked the first time + VAT)
Lie -Bore Also Has A Major Problem With All Its Public Buildings Leaking Information !
You forgot the Risk Assessment ‘n ‘elf ‘n safety paperwork didn’t cha . . ??!!
so that means a heavy fine at the least.
PLUS
it ain’t worf doing just one tap, – we need to wait ’til three needs a’doin.
oh . did ya say all thems needs doin?
It would be a major public works which EU law requires us to put out to tender.
A Polish company would probably end up doing it.
The Polish plumbers in this country working for firms large enough to understand and complete the tender documents wouldn’t get it because their overheads are too high, (H&S, Employment law, tax, business rates, Race relations compliance, gender equality compliance, contribution to MPs huge expenses, etc, etc.)
Good cartoon; I assume its darling Darling; one of the few Labour politicians for whom I have a grudging respect. He would make a viable leadership candidate, which rules him out completely. No one will support him.
And we’d be paying for the QUANGO to make sure it’s all fucked up.
Yeah-if you use too much of the Red you get burned and the Blue makes me cold. Why is everything so political. I want a warm tap to represent democracy in action.
you mean either too hot or too cold and no water most of the time?
If You Piss On Someone It Is A Nice Warm Temperature As The Lie- Bore Party Have Known For 13 Years !
“what is the betting the Iran situation will enable this rotten government to create a National Emergency and thus cancel any general election for eighteen months??”
I think that the bastards might enjoy rather closer contact with our military forces than they would find comfortable.
You seem to be under the delusion that we live in a democracy; Gordon has told us that elections only bring chaos – just at at the mess in Germany this weekend. A catastrophe!
Searching for IED’s sounds a lot better – Give them a stick to poke around with.
A pogo stick.
If only!!
Mandy seems to be loving all this. Never seen him smile so much before. He is now the face that New Labour like to put on the Telly. His beating up of the Breakfast news woman this morning was a joy to behold.
Not sure whether I liked being referred to as a right wing extremist by him on GMTV this morning.
He said the same on Sky and the BBC. No doubt MI5 are collecting our ISP addresses at this very moment.
Fuck ‘em
E otS
At this moment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They have a long file on you, matey!
I wasn’t a right wing extremist, but now I am seriously considering becoming one. Mandelarse is beneath contempt and it is a disgrace to our political system that he is in any kind of position of influence.
Come and join us!
“Extremism in the Defense of Liberty Is No Vice, moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue.” Barry Goldwater.
I like Mandy – he’s a crook, but a capable one. He’s a worthy adversary. You can look at him and know that he has a mind ticking away along mor e or less sane human lines, and see can see his objectives – a big fat luxury criser (ooer) for Mandy. He’s not nuts. Y’see someone like Brown; he’s hard to play chess with cus he’s just barking mad. You can’t outwit a madman because he’s playing by different rules. Mandy is in our world – sure he has power at his disposal, and the ability to pull dirty tricks we can only dream of, but he’s human.
A shit and crook and a wrecker and looter, of course, but human nonetheless.
Mandy doesn’t play chess, he’s a brainless dickhead*. Instead he likes poke-him-on!
*Although he does move like a queen, in any direction that fits.
Nothing quite so satisfying as an early morning out Autumn hunting, whilst the labour party continues to implode , with even their tame beeboids puting the boot in !
By the way Fawkes, the Guardian hacks seem very keen to try and cast this as some right wing slur !
It’s raining in Scotland – hunting off.
You Can Do A Bit Of Scotland Hunting Down Here For UKBF If You Like ! Dont Forget To Bring The Hounds !
All Dave has to do now. Is say that when he becomes PM he will publish his annual medical to prove that he IS fit to lead.
Gordon could kill the rumours stone dead if he published his. Couldn’t he?
Funny that it is Alastair Campbell, a depressive and a former alcoholic, who thinks questions about Gordon Brown’s health are off limits.
Of course it was he who spread rumours about Gordon’s mental instability when Ali worked for Bliar
But Campbell dealt with his own thorns by promptly fessing up and having an adult discussion about depression and alcoholism. Unlike Gordon who just puts more petrol on the fire by ducking and diving.
What’s Campbell got to be depressed about?
He’s got a nice house, a very well-paid job, and a gold-plated pension when he retires.
That’s so much more than some of us out here,
Perhaps he has developed a conscience in his old age.
Depression isn’t caused by mood (except for long-term stress).
Yes, tally-ho has always been honest and frank with his various medicinal indulgances one nose, so one wouldn’t be cokeing up any kind of stir there.
you’ve got the wrong one. It’s George that sniffed coke and whored. Dave was an uooer class cannabis smoker behind the boat shed.
Right, that’s it. I’ve had enough. I’m getting on the first plane (business class) to Tonga or wherever this site is hosted and pulling the plug.
BA ? Gordon Wants To Charter Two Jumbos To Jonestown Please
Sorry to be po-faced, but I don’t think the cartoon is funny, nor does it make a point.
Quite. There are too many teens doing the s-thing as a fashion accessory at the moment.
Self harm is self harm at the end of the day and its simply against nature/God/Darwin whatever….
Entertaining feature in the Manchester Guardian this morning
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2009/sep/27/andrew-marr-gordon-brown-health
So the two biggest stories in the papers for the start of the Conference?
“Is Brown Bomkers?” and “Should Scotland resign?”
Obvioulsy the spin machine’s having a few problems…
It’s stuck on “Rinse”
This is what is needed right now:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:PostcardAdvertisingHappyDayWashingMachineCirca1910.jpg
“Saves Labor and transforms ‘Blue Monday’ into a bright and happy day!”
No Its Been Stuck On Spin For 12 Years ! Look How Technology Has Moved On Under Lie-Bore Brown Says That Every Family In Britain Could Own One Of These By 2030 !
Things Must Be Really Bad At The BBC With Dissent In The Ranks ! Welcome To The Revolution Mr Marr !
It is becoming clear, Marr asked the question because he was told to, Labour complain, subject taken off limits, job done, move along nothing to see
Yup. A classic bit of Mandelsoning. And look – the whole media are in on it. Every last bit of the MSM is following the line they have been told to. Where is the only place you can find the truth? The blogs.
Conspiracy gentlemen? Well c’mon – we ought to know the bloody rumours going round – who heard of painkillers? Painkillers? Why not worming tablets?
This was a stitch up. Marr is right in the fold. There is no row between labour and BBC; the BBC are doing as they are told.
It’s special sunglasses time.
They Live!
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-9005367754264973286#
You can watch the whole film above.
Definite stitch up.
More to ‘scotch’ the widely held opinion that the Beeb is totally pro labour!
Pathetic!
I thought Marr was useless and he failed to pin Brown down on a single one of his numerous failings.
In respect of the drug question, he asked Brown if he was on painkillers (when the medicine in question is anti-depressants). Brown then answered that he was not going blind.
It was a farce, and now of course Marr’s going to ask CMD about coke or weed and I bet he’ll be very specific and thorough in pursuing this line of questioning.
No doubt Mandy was chipper this morning – he thinks his little McBride-Draper style plan is coming together.
Asked if he was on painkillers Brown responded he was not going blind?!
When asked if he were deaf ,Brown said, “only Valium and in small doses”.
Correct – he answerd with the answer he had prepared to a question about his health, which had nothing to do with what was actually asked – which in turn had nothing to do with the rumours flying around…
…and Liebour are upset about this?
and Liebour are upset about this?
Not in the slightest.
And it’s all Guido’s fault, apparently!
If we start a trend alleging, I dunno, that Harriet Harperson is a marsupial, d’ya reckon we can get Andrew Marr to put the questions next Sunday?
Don’t be redactulous. If she was she would live in her own pouch
No, we would rent a plush unnessasery extra one
There wouldn’t be all this fuss if he wasn’t popping pills like smarties.
It is very much a case for public concern if the man in charge of the nation; finances, armed forces and all is taking drugs which may affect his judgement.
That is why the Americans are open about it.
Dont forget the nuclear button.
As someone said to me at the weekend -
“People definitely don’t want Gordon but they’re not sure they want Dave either!”
Anyone who says this is just like X or this is just like Y is talking absolute bollocks!
There will be no comparison for the forthcoming election, how could there be?
When has there been a truly comparable combination of factors? – expenses, credit crunch, unelected Prime Minister, waste of time war, weak opposition.
Believe you me it’s all to play for in Bullshit Britain.
I can’t say that the mature hand of George Osborne on the economic tiller gives me any comfort whatsoever.
His mob, howver, have the distinct advantage of ticking the ‘anything but Browngabe and ZaNuLabour P.F.’ boxes
It may be his hand on the tiller but there will be a large team of experts saying left a bit, right a bit.
Do you think Darling knows anything about Economics? He’s a lawyer. Brown is an historian, he also knows nothing about Economics. He was guided by Ed Balls, who is an Economist who, err, knows nothing about Economics.
Wavy Dave has a GP in charge of defence FFS
Would you rather have a lawyer?
And Gordon the Moron has an inarticulate jobsworth, former IMG member and shop steward at Jaguar Cars in charge of defence FFS.
And Ainsworth is what exactly?
A fuckin welder.
You’ve hit the mark – the next electon will be a massive referendum on Brown and Labour and unlike Ireland will be a massive “No” vote THAT of course doesn’t mean that its a “Yes” for Dave & Co – but Labour HAS to go
If The Irish Want To See The McMental One Installed In The EU Then Carry On And Vote Yes !
What really matters in a politician is their self awareness about their state of knowledge; not the knowledge itself.
We need people who have a clear and accurate knowledge and understanding of the matters in which they are ignorant.
The best introduction to a medical text book I ever saw was,
“The more I learn, the more I realise I don’t know.”
People who think they know everything are the dangerous ones.
If Osborne understands where and when he needs help and advice, he will do fine.
100% spot on, Moley.
Ride the lot of them down Helmand Valley in Snatch Landrovers. They expect others to do it.
Cyanide capsules all round.
NO !! .. Don’t make it quick or easy for them .. we’ve had to suffer their ineptitude, interminable lies and interference in every aspect of our daily lives for the last 13 years ..
Make it slow, lingering & very painful ..
Ground glass should do the trick ..
. . . you mean . . as in grinding a broken bottle into their necks I presume . . . ?
Yummy !!
I bet Dave does a better job than Gordon next week, when Marr asks him if he is still off the drugs.
Maybe because there’s a MASSIVE difference between what Cameron did in his exuberant youth 20 years ago, and whether the current PM is in a fit mental state to govern?
Quite so.
Bit of a difference between a cove smoked himself stupid on bifters while up at uni and a primus inter pares off his tits on mind-bending happy pills while collecting world statesman of the year awards, fawning helplessly over POTUS and purporting to govern this benighted land.
He could do a lot worse than saying he’s been off them for years but the present government’s behaviour has severely have tempted him to try them again.
I wouldn’t resent the guy downing a handful of the strong purple ones before PMQs. Jesus, if I had to sit and face Brown every week I’d be tempted to deck the fucker.
Rich and Mark, just when I thought things could not get any worse….you go and do this: and totally redeem yourselves! Well up to Private Eye standards.
what the fuck has paul o grady got to do with politics?
He’s bent like the rest of them.
Why don’t they all fuck off to Beachy Head and play Blind Mans Buff in the night.
The Snotgobbler won’t need a blinfold ,just a patch.
Aaaaarggh Jim lad!
ARRRRRRRRR-KK! POLLYWANNACUTLASS! (ruffle) SQUIIIIIIIIIRRK!
He always used to win when playing Tail the Donkey. Seems he put the patch on his bad eye.
Da Glory Leeda, him is de man for da foocha.
paul o grady is the new chancellor
He’d probably make a much better job of it – and a sense of humour too.
His dog would make a better job of it.
His dog’s fleas would make a better job of it
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Is this Braille?
No. It’s minimalist twittering.
(O)(O)
I’m worried that they have decided that murder – suicide is the only way to end the torment.
We can only hope.
Maybe he’ll do a Reggie Perrin on Brighton beach
Oi Mandy, if you’re reading this, fuck you, fuck Brown and fuck Labour. Fuck off.
oooohhhh . . . can’t wait .. . . it’s been so long since we had a good seeing to
Apparently “strange” noises were heard coming from his Lordship’s room at the conference hotel last night .. concerned staff banged repeatedly on the door .. only to be told .. ” ‘ang on .. I’m ‘aving a fag” …
Oh ok then
New Labour Is Dead ! Long Live Even Newer Labour !
Brown is a stark raving lunatic, back-slapping Omaha Beach. He is an absolutely fucking disgrace, a compulsive liar.
Every time he comes on the TV I reach for the sick bucket.
I want his scalp.
. . in your bucket . . . ?
Well – it would be a good start.
Now you know why the Government is so keen on us all having a slop bucket at home ..
You’ll catch dandruff.
Let me Go I tell you . . . I saved the world . . .
Yes – of course you did ! Now take your medication like a good boy ! It’s electric shock therapy afterwards AND you know that ALWAYS makes you feel better
There Couldn’t have been more than half a dozen who turned up to watch Gordon yesterday.
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/05MZ3eF4270EG/610x.jpg
He did go to sleep on the job though,
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/02Dwg6Qde4dEx/610x.jpg
perhaps the uppers he’d taken for the Marr show had worn off.
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/08Sbh2V8vEezR/610x.jpg
The group photos are telling but the photos of individuals can always be deliberately misleading.
Shooting an individual continuously will always enable you to get a single image with mouth open, in mid speech, or similar which looks positively stupid.
A case in point is the photo usually used by the media of the leader of the party which must not be named. Bit obvious really, and therefore counterproductive.
Smearing is now recognised and is consistently backfiring.
Next week we will see if the boy dave has – at last – sprouted a pair.
If ever there was a time for tough talking, it’s now.
Labour’s scorched earth, dog in a manger policy is rapidly allowing this country to slide down the sewer. We have kids coming home with no arms and legs, fighting someone else’s war, and not being given the equipment to do it. We have feral thugs ruling the streets, and a diversity obsessed police force which says that sorry, yobs aren’t our problem.
We have unions who bankroll labour so that they can ease their own cronies into safe labour seats, and who will, at the drop of a hat, call out the brothers on strike should there be any much needed cuts in public service non-jobs, pay rises and gold plated pensions. But only if tories make the cuts, of course.
Our borders are so pourous that any chancer who wants to partake of our over generous welfare system can simply hitch a ride in a lorry. The ones that do work are paid a pittance, because we have an indigenous underclass so bloated with welfare payments they cannot get off their fat pizza stuffed arses and actually go out and get a job. It’s left to exploited immigrant slave labour to do it instead…but they do make good cleaners don’t they?
So, Dave, if you could break your silence and actually give us a few policies, and tell us how you plan to turn around this festering dung heap of a crap pile that labour have created, we’d be very grateful. Forget the wishy washy marketing bollox, we’ll already get enough spin from labour this week to dry a laundry load of wet shirts.
We’d like some action…any chance of sorting it ?
Fat chance mate because deep down he agrees with all of that bollocks.
He agrees because he has been told to agree.
Carry on!
Dave could point out that, whenever the Tories have taken over from Labour, they have also had to take over a country whose economy lay in ruins. 1931, 1951, 1970 and 1979 all saw the country in deep trouble and 2010 will do likewise. Baldwin succeeded in turning the economy round and keeping out the fascists after 1931. Churchill ended the days of shortages, power cuts, rationing and national bankrputcy and got vitally-needed housebuilding moving again after 1951. Heath failed in 1970 because of trade union sabotage. Thatcher succeeded in 1979, not without a lot of pain and sacrifice, and laid the foundations for 20 years of prosperity.
Now Labour have goofed it all up again. Cameron may not be a Churchill or a Thatcher but we must hope that he is at least a Baldwin.
Good point but according to the New Labour history of Britain,Year Zero was 1997 when Chairman Blair was elected.The past was a foreign place under the hated forces of conservatism.
Greater chance of pig’s flying.
Camerhoon is weak and surrounded by bloated, impressioanble, shallow, self serving, inexperienced useless cnuts. One is an OAP, the bag carrier is now dismissed, most you and I have never heard of. There is only one, the slap head, who has the ability to lead us to the promised land.
Whenever the Tories announce a policy ZaNuLab pinch it.
They’re leaving the announcement of their policies until the last minute.
They should have billed this conference as Labour’s Farewell Tour. That never fails to bring in the punters.
Very good. Like it.
Well, can’t be the greatest hits tour can it.
I see Mandelbum was attacking those pesky “right wing bloggers” this morning. So the rumours of McMental thorwing Nokia’s and printers around and violent mood swings are not true then?
Well bearing in the mind the fact that the “Dead Tree Press” isn’t doing its job and hasn’t been for the past 12 years SOMEONE has to hold Labour to account
When Labour inevitably get back into power 20 years from now, what are we going to do then? You would think the people would learn their lesson but somehow I doubt it.
It won’t be a problem for me. I’ll be long gone by then.
Don’t worry His Excellency President-for-Life Blair will have it sorted by then Ewan will take over
It does worry me that Labour will put newer and shinier wrapping paper around the turd that is corporatism and anti-British socialism and get back into ruining the country.
TalkSport Radio just reported that Baroness Scotland is about to resign.
Yes, Yes, Yes!
Nothing on the wire services.
Nothin on Sky or BBC(what a surprise)
Nothing on Talk Sport either.
Yates of the Yard could do himself a bit of good here – wait another day , then arrest her for perjury ! Perfect timing !
Passport Office is busy printing a Tongan document as we speak. Every confidence… blah, blah.
If you were a senior Government Minister, and you wanted to pick a time to resign that was really damaging to your party, slap bang in the middle of the annual conference would be ideal. Why on earth didn’t they pre-empt this last week?
The wheels aren’t falling off the Labour bandwagon. They went a long time ago. The brake-discs are gone, and the axles are seriously loose. The gearbox is spitting out toothless gears, collapsed ball bearings and emulsified oil, and the engine now has the pistons – or at any rate those still attached to their con-rods – flapping about through holes in the block. The battery is as flat as a fluke, and someone has run off with the radio, taking half the dashboard with them. The springs are poking through the torn fabric of the seats, and the remaining fuel has been siphoned out long ago.
Currently, it’s an eyesore, and even the scrappies want paying to take it away. The only thing left is to crush the remains, and hope that re-melting might make some useful material sometime in the future.
What about the big-end?
My old VW Beetle has been like that for years and still goes.
If true it will probably be under orders from the resurrected spin machine of Mandy Campbell.
Are you sure that isn’t Mike Parry in drag?
THINGS ARE LOOKING BAD FOR ME SO I HAVE DECIDED TO REVERSE THIS TREND WE ARE GOING TO GO TO WAR WITH IRAN
GET BEHIND US AND SUPPORT OUR BOYS AS WE SEND THEM ON ANOTHER SUICIDE MISSION
WAR IS GOOD WAR WINS ELECTIONS
BE A NEW LABOUR WARRIOR NOT A SOFT TORY
LET’S GO KILL SOME ARABS!
YEEHAH!
Just a small point – Iranians are not Arabs.
SO WHAT THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME INNIT.
I PROMISE TO KEEP BOMBING THE SHIT OUT OF THOSE AFGHAN WEDDINGS
I PROMISE TO KEEP TORTURING PEOPLE WHO EVEN LOOK A BIT ARABY
WAR IS GOOD I AM ALWAYS RIGHT
MY DOCTOR’S MEDICINE IS GOOD
I AM HIGH ON DRUGS
VOTE FOR ME
Yes They Are !
Hove Baptist Church Hall.
Twitteryknickers:
“…and so Comrade, welcome to the crate, my chin, your dictator, Gudrun von Braun!”
GvB:
“Well, now if I were the president of this land
You know, I’d declare total war on The Pusher man
I’d cut him if he stands, and I’d shoot him if he’d run
Yes I’d kill him with my Bible and my razor and my gun
God damn The Pusher
Gad damn The Pusher
I said God damn, God damn The Pusher man!
Now go back to your constituencies an’ tap yersels while I touch these twa wires toge………..”
(exeunt NuLab – Toutes Directions)
OT
A good link, well, better than average!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/comment/richardfletcher/6234942/Future-is-looking-bleak-for-private-equity.html#postComment
I abolished boom and bust in 1997 and replaced it with fiscal prudence and stability.
I also abolished inflation and set up the FSA which would monitor and regulate the Financial Services industry to ensure best practices would prevail. I would never ignore my moral compass because I am a son of the manse and therefore I could not be seduced by investment bankers, hedge fund managers and private equity financiers.
The truth is all ‘right wing smears and slurs’.
A Typo on the sky website reads:
“Lord Mandelson has told Sky News that rumours that the Prime Minister is dependent painkillers are nothing more than “right-wing smears and slurs”.
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Politics/PM-Gordon-Brown-Quizzed-by-Andrew-Marr-Over-Painkillers-Lord-Mandelson-Criticises-BBC/Article/200909415393708?lpos=Politics_Carousel_Region_3&lid=ARTICLE_15393708_PM_Gordon_Brown_Quizzed_by_Andrew_Marr_Over_Painkillers%2C_Lord_Mandelson_Criticises_BBC
Smears and sleaze. It’s in Labour’s D-N-A.
There are no rumours that he is dependent on painkillers. The rumours are that he is dependent on antidepressants.
These rumours about about me being depressed really piss me off
Psssst !! Anyone wanna buy a £ 1,000 photocopier for £ 35,000 ??
You mug taxpayers obviously do !!!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8276991.stm
I keep saying that it’s time to get the state OUT of education but you mugs are too indoctrinated.
said the zionist warmonger who has been indoctrinated into thinking he is superior to Palestinians.
Someone must have been getting a backhander, surely?
Oh, y’think?
In my experience, whenever a single individual makes a buying decision and doesn’t haev to justify that purchase, there are *always* incentives offered. I used to buy print – half a million or so’s worth a year – printers fall over themselves to offer bungs. And it would be utterly untraceable.
Schools, local government, NHS – why would it be any different?
That’s quantative easing for you !!
fawkes your quote of the day fucking brilliant if true , the more they wheel the demented one round the country and into the tv studios the better, everytime he speaks labour must lose more votes , Why not have a special “i saved the world ” tv channel Oh wait
Perhaps an “I saved the world” T shirt should be commissioned?
My daughter has a friend who runs a Tshirt printing company. We are on the case.
fuckin hell spot on , been waiting for you wisdom bob
Silent Bob is pointing out the sum content of the remainder of Browns forthcoming speech when not making reference to what he said and agreed with President Omaha.
Exactly.When I watched the recording of the Marr show yesterdau, I was struck by exactly how much Hoon is living in a fantasy world of his own making-still talking of “opportinities” and other fallacious nonsense.
Now, as psychiatrists will tell you-when the disparity between your perceived world and the reality becomes so great, there is only one word for it-
PSYCHOSIS-the man is literally MAD
The Dark Lord on Radio 5 earlier talking about ‘Locking in the Recovery’.
S’cuse me – what recovery?
This ‘Locking in the Recovery’ – it’s going to involve printing more money isn’t it? Say another 200bn next year as well?
We are so fucked.
I think you possibly misheard .. Surely, it was “locking him in until he recovers” ??
“Locking in” the recovery means, making the pound fall so much we cannot afford to emigrate.
And just when things couldn’t get any sillier – along comes, wait for it, wait for it, DOG DATABASE!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/6237084/All-dogs-to-be-microchipped-with-owners-details-to-help-track-pets.html
Am I on it?
Yes love, you’re down as ‘Our Mongy’.
take it all labour female mps on it first ?
Margaret Becett and Tessa Jowell should be on the dog register.
But not for breeding purposes …
Separate Bitch Database for them.
Surely a dog-extermination program would be much cheaper. If folk can’t look after their dogs then simply shoot them (the dogs).
Problem solved for a fraction of the price.
It extend the scheme to stray cats too.
Actually, I’d start with cats.
Yes, these are all excellent ideas for spending the £2Bn the Ed Balls says he is wasting each year on education. Lucky also that Mr Balls is happy that the education of our children is so perfect…….
I ate pussy.
So did I. Yum yum.
I hate cats
I agree 99% JGM2 .. except I’d shoot the owners too ..
Errm .. didn’t we once have a Dog “Register” in the form of Dog Licences ?
And as for Cats … especially the bugger which keeps crapping in my garden ..
This is not at all what it seems.
This is a trial run for microchipping people.
You just wait.
Yes, in fact on No2ID a couple of years ago I recall someone posting the prediction that dog-chipping would be brought in first to ease acceptance.
Swinging fines are set to be introduced for the newly-created crime of ‘Nailing a lost puppy poster to a tree in a residential neighbourhood’, thus paving the way for a Tree Database.
swingeing, even.
I must be going mad too.
I just read a sky strapline saying clampdown on bankers as clampdown on BONKERS.
Now that really would be pissing on Prezza’s chips ..
No comment
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1216583/Ed-Balls-spends-3m-office-makeover–including-massage-room-Muslim-prayer-area.html
its not as if its there money
Spending a lot to save a bit, is the idea. Since it’s not their money they just can’t get used to the idea of spending a bit (or nothing, or, less) to save a bit more. The result is financial ruin for the country. At least we know where Balls thinks the money should be spent, although by the look of him playing footie he’s not a big user of the in-house gym.
What the fuck happened to saving money?
Quite interested in the massage room. How does it work? Is there a resident masseuse [quelle crap word] or does one phone up a freelance? Can members of staff practice on each other? Can someone practice on a member of staff’s staff? Can a member of staff practice on his own staff?
Serious question this.
I bet Mandy’s got a hand in this
I am really surprised there has not already been a “bomb plot” against Broon. I suppose Charles Clarke doesn’t quite ring true as Von Stauffenberg though….
Guido, Lord Fondlebum and Caroline Flint having a go at this blog – see politics home.
Good .. it shows they read it .. and even better that it works .. we’re getting to them .. Hee hee …
Note they smear the place as a right wing blog. Its not as there are as many libs here as Ukips and unmentionables. The common thread is a dislike of Broon and Labour in general.
If that makes me right wing then yup! I’m so right of the right side its right off the right hand side of the earth.
HA HA HA, another good laugh for a Monday morning! Well done Rich and Mark!
I just saw on the No10 web site… £50million EXTRA for Pakistan, is that for postal votes?
It gets better…G20 will save 15 million jobs Gordon Brown.
Yes in China!
Sorry for a bit OT. I keep seeing pictures of these Milibrand people. Are they of middle eastern origin perchance: the surname doesn’t seem to fit the appearance? Do they have valid passports?
Do they have razors?
Jack Straw says we’ve only got it in for “Baroness” Scotland ‘cus she’s a bird. I thought it was ‘cus she was black?
I wish these fuckers would make their minds up.
She’s a blackbird – yeah yeah yeah
Come on – it’s a quote from a Macca-sung song – and one of their best!!
The song was recorded 11 June 1968 in Abbey Road studios, with George Martin as the producer and Geoff Emerick as the audio engineer.[3] McCartney played a Martin D 28 acoustic guitar. The track includes recordings of a blackbird singing in the background.[3]
The structure of the song is quite uneven, featuring a good amount of free verse phrasing, with the timing varying between 3/4, 4/4 and 2/4 meters. It is in the key of G, with the bass and melody lines on the guitar progressing mostly in parallel tenths, all the while maintaining an open G-drone on the third string. The song is played with a unique combination of fingerpicking and (a kind of) finger-strumming, though the bass notes are always played by the thumb on the downbeat.
Are you talking about the Beatles song ‘Blackbird’?
Well well well
Good bye Folks
Funnily enough the female of the Blackbird is actually Brown
We’ve ‘got it in for her’ because law-makers cannot be law-breakers.
Should we not be allowed to comment on Labour hypocrisy then ?
Sounds like Jackass Straw does n’t l like it when the truth about Labour and its apparatchiks is discussed.
We’ve “got it in for her” because she’s a liar & a thief .. and now that she has lied, she has to brazen it out, or the backing which the Divine One lavished on her makes him vulnerable .. and we can’t possibly have that .. Can we ?
I couldn’t give a toss whether she’s a one-legged Martian transvestite .. She’s paid to formulate the Law & therefore has no excuse for not knowing she’d broken it .. the rest is just arse-covering ..
Black bird bye bye.
That is actually quite funny, which is surprising considering their recent drivel
The Government is to extend its car scrappage scheme ….. to include clapped out political parties ?
http://business.timesonline.co.uk/tol/business/economics/article6852325.ece
excellent¬
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