Comments on: Gay Guido Joining German Goverment

By: ron Vibentrop

ron Vibentrop — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 08:28:49 +0000

I’m surprised that Clog hasn’t congratulated the FDP’s Guido and Frau Mercurial, after all it’s bratwursts all round for the sausage jockeys. Maybe it’s the dollop of mustard that is making him wince.

By: Jethro

Jethro — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 21:16:03 +0000

…so that’s what is meant by ‘The London Eye’!
There was ignorant me, thinking it meant a pointless extravagance that just went pointlessly round and round, on and on, never getting any where.

By: Jethro

Jethro — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 21:10:51 +0000

…and there was I thinking the pills were Anodynes: now, with my glasses on, I see they’re Anhedonics! Pharmacist! I want some little blue pills, please, and a cylinder of laughing-gas, and I’ll try some of that ‘E’ I hear so much about, and… then, I’m off to the Butcher, for a great slab of Steak, the Offy for some St. Emilion, and then…

By: Jethro

Jethro — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 20:51:26 +0000

So that’s why it’s called ‘Morris-dancing’!

By: Tin Cunliffe-Arsely

Tin Cunliffe-Arsely — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 20:42:09 +0000

Quite the opposite!

By: Jethro

Jethro — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 20:31:47 +0000

107 – Agreed, Villager: my tersely-worded sort-of-epigram is, ‘The bigger the car, the smaller the brain.’ As in,’ My Range Rover/Espace/Shogun… is soo wide, (I truly don’t know how wide!) I always leave a good yard and a half between its near-side and the kerb… SO JUST WATCH OUT,YOU PEOPLE IN LITTLE CARS! And, when you say ‘Full of people…’ you mean actually, ‘containing one Mum+brat/s – unless on the post-’Bye-then-Darling-trip’, when it will be one Mum, foot-to-the-floor to get to work.
Indicators are for people in little cars, too…

By: Jethro

Jethro — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 20:21:07 +0000

Das ist gut! Trouble mit die Steins is, ven zey are full, and you are full, you end mit stains on your lederhosen: isst schlecht!

By: Why Hasn’t Clegg Congratulated Guido? - Guy Fawkes' blog

Why Hasn’t Clegg Congratulated Guido? - Guy Fawkes' blog — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 20:12:55 +0000

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By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 19:56:33 +0000

Rimmer is a hologram.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 19:54:30 +0000

The BBC was impressed.