Obama Too Busy To See Brown
Obama swerved no fewer than five requests from Downing Street to hold a bilateral meeting either at the UN in New York or at the G20 summit starting in Pittsburgh today. Obama himself was in New York to deliver a speech to the UN. Brown’s own speech to the UN was delivered to a half-empty auditorium.
Brown is paying a price for encouraging the release of the Lockerbie bomber…
UPDATE : Downing Street is denying the story and briefing that the two leaders had already had one “wide-ranging discussion”. Here is where it gets comical. The “wide-ranging discussion” appears to have taken place in a kitchen at the UN.
Guido thinks it might have gone something like this:
Gordon: Mr President could you pass the salt?
Barack : Sure. How is Tony?
Gordon : He’s fine I imagine. Nice weather you are having for this time of year.
Barack : Gotta go. Enjoy your tofu. Tell David I’ll see him next year. See you in Pittsburgh.
Humiliating.
UPDATE II : Despite invitations to all, only one American banker turned up to a meeting with the man who “saved the world” and the global banking system. How ungrateful of them.
But as we all know, Megrahi wasn’t responsible for the bombing anyway.
All the more reason for Obama to be annoyed. He is an American after all.
“He is an American after all”.
Is he, though?
AND of course Herr Braun (our Dear Leader) had nothing to do with the Release of that Kindly, Frail, Heroic Mass-Murderer who has at last been allowed (unless his Victims) to rejoin his Family after all these years
But didn’t you hear him say that it was:
“Nothing to do with me, it was the Scots who made the decision and it had nothing to do with me. That’s nothing to do with me, not my decision to make and I respect the right of the man who had to make the decision to make the decision that he did”
There’s an easy way out for Brown: blame Scotland for the release and then sack her. The Yanks would never realise!
lol
It started in Scotland
Maybe Obama said he was only interested in speaking with the leader of the UK. Bollocks to having to talk to the guy only in charge of England
a very good telling pont you make here sirrah – jolly good! You Inglis don’t ken whit side yer breeedz buttered oan.
If you believe Megrahi was responsible, then you’ll believe anything.
Fuck Megrahi – it was Ghadaffi that sold him out.
Brown is in turn willing to sell us out to his fellow Lunatic at every turn.
How about sending PSNI officers to train the scum that sent Semtex and rifles to Belfast?
How about sending SAS troopers to do the same?
The man on the Clapham Omnibus has always needed a pretty fucking strong reason to endure a conversation with McFuckwit – it’s hardly any surprise that the President of the USA would rather boil his own plums than subject himself to the same…
Every time this Hoon decides to play politics with an issue, it just blows up in his face. It would be really funny if it didn’t have such dramatic consequences for the country.
Maybe he and Barack could go for a run together?
We have it on good authority that “I run every day”
yeh – to the fridge fatboy!
Maybe that’s why they met in the kitchen..Gordo was hunting down the pies?
“Pass another pill please Nurse”!!
Not a peep about this from al-Beeb of course. Silly to expect anything really!
I heard about it on R4.
ERRR NO…
I read it at 4.30am on beeb
If you’re going to have a go be ACCURATE…
I listened to Nick Robbinson this morning
Fuck you. Hunt.
There is something on their website now about Downing street being “frantic” trying to get a meeting (and no doubt a photo op). The article goes on to say that Downing street said they had wide ranging discussions over the climate change dinner – turns out they had a few minutes talk in the kitchen. Also Brown’s speech was poorly attended, although this could have been due to Gadaffi’s enormous rant earlier putting the schedule into disarray. Then again it could be that no-one bothered to listen.
They had a discussion across a wide (kitchen) range (cooker).
“wide-ranging” – lol. I’m sure the range in the kitchen must have been at least 12 foot across, with plenty of room not to avoid each other as they… did exactly what?
Scrambled the eggs?
Watched the French dressing?
Sniffed the pot-pourri?
Tossed the salad (one way only)?
Performed the monster mash?
Counted the bread? (They kneaded the dough, natch)
Passed the butter?
Did the roly-poly (c/w the jelly roll)?
Cooked their goose?
Goosed the French dressing?
Stuffed the chicken?
Played hide the salami?
Put the bun in the oven?
Sliced and diced the pizza (and the pizzo)?
Scoffed at the pain diplomatique
Any other tasty possibilities?
Isn’t the Sun headline, “Gordon’s kitchen nightmares”?
Love it… keep it up.
Gordon’s F word, Faecal
You’re scraping the barrel for a story here old man, what?!
About that website Fox – dropped the price any yet what-ho?
Toodle-Oo
PS Remember to VOTE LABOUR
Obama is paying a price for encouraging the release of the Lockerbie bomber…
i think you mean brown
Must do, unless there is massive exclusive here.
Yer fooking BRAIN is a massive exclusive ya bassa
No , the yanks knew all about the release.
They want the oil as well.
And you don’t? Walk everywhere do we?
I was under the impression that such decisions do get made with advice/pressure/consent of other countries. Diplomacy its called innit?
Triple(y) win situation for Obama.
a) get better relations (and the oil)
b) Can play well to the howling American public (who needs whisky anyway)
c) He can use it as an excuse to avoid brown.
The Yanks knew – yes. They don’t want the oil though (they have masses of their own going unexploited) – they want to be winners whenever the price fluctuates. (Compare that to always wanting to back a winner at the races).
Coffee now ingested and correction made.
No – there was no mistake – your original draft was right
Mr Obama is indeed paying the price for encouraging the release of the Lockerbie Bomber
A disTraught Mr Obama has been deprived of receiving political enLighenment from the greatest British Prime Minister of the 21st Century
“Greatest British Prime Minister of the 21st Century”. Doesn’t give you a lot of choice does it, 2 x Labour Prime Ministers – Joke right? Anyway, Mr Brown please stop using this site!
You’ve been ingesting too much wakky stuff over the years old man – here’s to your old alma mater, Hull Tech – down the hatch !
You got something against Hull Tech you f…ing Shampagne socialist!!!
Go and lick some Union bureaucrat asses.
Here is the reason Brown couldn’t get a slot…
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/international/obama-to-meet-bulgarian-deputy-sports-minister-200909242087/
Best laugh of the day so far, thanks for the link.
It’s funny ‘cos it’s true.
lol
Gordon Brown….
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA>>>>>>>>>
My thoughts exactly 203
Nice spot!
great link – thank you
So much for International Statesman of the Year.
Obama’s worked out what most of us in the UK worked out years ago – Brown is a useless hoon who will do pretty much anything to gain party political advantage.
He can fuck off and stay in the US
No he can’t. The chances of him passing the US Immigration procedure is close to zero, no responsible academic institution would give him a job, the Bankers would only speak to him in a kitchen, and the American Left have enough losers of their own.
Pathetic, isn’t it? Loser desperately trying to play with the most popular kid, who really can’t be arsed with demeaning himself.
Apparently Browngabe finally ran him to earth in a kitchen. As International Statesmen of the year do when discussing issues of great import with the President of the United States.
“Apparently Browngabe finally ran him to earth in a kitchen. As International Statesmen of the year do when discussing issues of great import with the President of the United States”
Chapeau sir, Brilliant, I do hope a journalist or political commentator actually uses your words on live TV, as they sum the situation up perfectly.
MOTCO – I have a mental picture of Obama frantically trying to conceal himself behind a refrigerator whilst Brownjobs is looking in larders and under sinks for him.
Pity Obama’s hide and seek skills were not perfected enough to avoid eventual discovery.
Obama was probably doing the washing-up. Hard to shake off that blackman image.
“Apparently Browngabe finally ran him to earth in a kitchen. As International Statesmen of the year do when discussing issues of great import with the President of the United States.”
Nice turn of phrase reminds me of a description of Roderick Spode.
Plum Rocks…..
Trouble is, Spode’s relatively sane when compared to the monocular mentalist of the manse – it would be funny were it not for the fact that he’s still in charge of wrecking the country.
Pip pip ;o)
Eulalie…!
‘Obama is paying a price for encouraging the release of the Lockerbie bomber…’
What, is Brown refusing to see him? Something wrong there.
you mean Brown is.
‘You mean brown is….a complete hoon’?
Brown’s speech was delivered to a half-full auditorium, surely?
depends if you a glass is half full versus glass half empty guy.
Personally, I think you shopudl always down it in one.
I think quite a lot of people would like to have a go at downing Brown in one.
LOL
I’m sure I saw someone eating popcorn during it?
A few people walked in looking for the toilets. No doubt they thought they were on the right track when they caught wind of the smell until they saw Broon
They’d had enough of the Gadaffi/Brown double act… with these two comedians it’s hard to see which was the straight man… oh hang on….
Reminds me of an old song which went something like:
Fee fee fi fi fo fo fum
who talks shit in the auditorium
Gordon Brown
Gordon Brown
He’s a clown
That Gordon Brown…..
A half-full sanitorium seems more likely.
And why are they using their left hands to shake, in the Rich’n'Mark cartoon? Are they Boy Scouts?
Freemasons. Bilderbergers. Illuminati of Bavaria. Etc
Those sound like something you can drink at the Oktoberfest. I’m none the wiser here.
Those sound like something you can drink at the Oktoberfest. I’m none the wiser here.
6 pints of Bilderberger leave a chap staggering like William Hague on a serious ‘wet’
A few jars of Freemasons 6X bitter and you’ll be dancing around with your trouser legs rolled up.
A yard of Iluminati will have you seeing the light…
Drink arl three an ye winnit knaas tha left hand from tha reet.
Is there Cherie B for the ladies?
A Rosecrucian and lime.
No, that’s Obama’s muslim background. Arab’s use their right hands to wipe their arses so always shake hands with the left.
Obama must know of Brown’s reputation in that area.
Au contraire, surely?
I thought it was because Broon picks his nose.
Wrong. Arab’s use their left hand for the dirty deed. That is why you must never use that hand for anything else. When giving something to an Arab you always use your right hand otherwise you will cause great offence.
I thought initially that it was a mirror image of the cartoon but of course the world famous richandmark.com signature proves that is not the case.
You think the thick bastards would use bog roll like the rest of us (or a copy of the Guardian)
Actually these use little stones.
See how advanced they are. Toilet paper is Western decadence, promoted by the great Satan, Andrex.
Why assume it’s anything to do with the Lockerbie bomber? Maybe it is, but maybe Obama just thinks he’s got more important things to do with his valuable time than waste it talking to a soon-to-be has-been with nothing interesting to say.
I’d say that’s the answer.
What’s soon-to-be about this particular never-was?
agreed. The G20 in London probably showed Obamha what the twat was all about. Probably didn’t appreciate being referred to as President Omaha too.
More of a never-was than a has-been, I’d say.
It’s a fair cop guv. You’ve got me bang to rights there.
soon-to-be has been?
more of a persistent stain on the nation methinks – will the bugger never give up?
What like that time Obama handed back the statue of Churchill yonks ago? Don’t want to mention that now BBC.
Obama is paying a price? Que?
See above.
Obama best get his fuking head read. No one, NO ONE, disses our Brown man like that and gets away with it…
I hope his kids weren’t too fond of their puppy – I can see Brown sneaking into the Whitehouse to boil it up in the kitchen.
The Secret Service, the CIA, and the might of the American military will be no match for the Brown man when his love is scorned!
The German’s have a word for it….Broomsprobe…… I am reliably informed as I don’t speak German.
I have heard that Gordon Brown receives two turds in the post each week.
What I want to know is…
Who’s sending the other one?
Job for Damian
Yeah, you wait.
The press will be full of how Obama’s dog is gay.
That’s no way to talk about the First Lady!
oi viking she may have a big arse but she’s not a beard like Sarah ;o)
I’m still miffed that nobody apart from me fancies Tessa Sanderson though.
One report says that they met ‘on the hoof’ in the UN kitchen. Just as well it wasn’t the gents or mandlepoof would have been there adding to his photo collection!
Yeah it was a Walk & Talk in the kitchen, Brown doing the talking and Obama doing the walking. What was Brown saying? “Would you like fries with that President Omaha”.
“Go large for 50 cents extra”
I’m game
I was there laying some maggots. Anyway, I heard Brown ask Obama if he could have a few nice words said about him the day before the election.
You don’t lay maggots, you lay eggs which hatch into larvae/maggots.
Heh, bugger off. I found this pile of shit first.
Laying maggots? A peedo-fly-l perhaps?
GF says Obama is paying a price for encouraging the release of the Lockerbie bomber…
Time to go GB, you did it your way……………………………..
and take that slime y git Camorooney with you, another wanker in waiting….
Corrected now.
Oops I need coffee too
They just don’t read the thread, G.
For a moment this week I imagined that Brown’s offer to cut the Trident fleet was part of a clever strategy, fully organised and aligned with the White House, to prompt global disarmament.
If that was the case Brown and Obama would have been seen hand-in-hand.
Clearly, this offer to sacrifice Britain’s future security was nothing of the sort and just a pathetic cry for attention from an increasingly irrelevant and discredited Prime Minister.
If that is true then he has done more damage than can be imagined. DC should negate that position immediately and would not be bound by irrelevant statements. A proper review should be conducted and policy made on that and not McDoom’s whims
He already has. Yesterday’s Conservative statement said something like, “A good decision in principle, provided the deterrent can be maintained at all times wih three boats”. All the Tories need is a considered statement from the military that four boats is the minimum, and it’s all over bar the shouting.
Best the Generals and Admirals make that statement then. That will show McDoom has lost all control and show him up as the liar he is.
Perhaps not yet. If Gordoom was trying to pick a fight with the Tories over something, Trident isn’t a bad ploy. If the Tories say “leave as is”, the Liebour spin-machine promptly goes mental with “they talk about cuts, but won’t when it comes down to it. See, we were right all along to spend, and they’re admitting it”. Cameron has neatly defused that one with his statement.
The downside is that half of Barrow-in-Furness is now worried for it’s future, and so is everyone that wants to see the UK properly defended.
Well,Blair announced the same cut back in 2006,so McDoom is recycling old news. Did you really imagine he could think up his own policies?
I believe we did not buy sufficient warheads to fit all the boats anyway,so we only have 3 effectively.
As the policy is only to ever have two subs at sea at one time(one on patrol and one returning) our enemies don’t have to find many subs to finish off our capability.
Not sure what happens now but back in the day, the Trident II missile delivery system was not actually owned by the UK. That belonged to the US ,so we accessed a pool of missiles managed by the United States and stored at Kings Bay, Georgia. British boats picked up their load of missiles at Kings Bay when they were commissioned and exchanged them there when missiles needed servicing. The Trident warheads were mated to the missiles on-board the submarine at the Royal naval Armament Depot at Coulport.
Yes,even our defences belong to other countries me hearties.
Back in the late ’80s I caught a ferry which passed King’s Bay… and saw a couple of their subs, huge matte black mean machines. Even though I was an anti-nuclear idiot in those days I was pretty impressed.
Dave who wanyts to be friends to all people says he backs Brown in giving up Trident. Proof if you ever needed it that Dave ain’t no Conservative, someone has to tell Dave that he is stepping out of line in supporting Brown and giving away our Nuclear deterrent.
Brown’s speech to the UN was pretty toxic for Obama, too. Going on about providing “free” healthcare in African countries. Given his problems over US health reform, and the unfair suggestions he’s faced that he wants to copy the madness of the NHS, then no way is Obama going to want to be associated with that. Brown has locked himself out in the cold in order to posture as a global benefactor, and has nobody to blame but himself.
Did you see the state of Brown as well? Looked like someone had dragged him off a park bench!
He can’t even tie his tie properly for fucks sake, he’s an embarrassment. My nine year old does a better job than Brown.
What was interesting to me about his tie was that he grabbed at it every now and then… even when on the move through corridors… a behaviour believed by many to be displacement activity for another nervous (but unacceptable in public) act.
The “oil for terrorist” deal, which includes the side deal to drop the pursuit of the killer(s) of WPC Yvonne Fletcher was highlighted for the monstrous evil ii is and lays bare the foul souls of Brown, Blair, Mandelson and what is the dark heart of New Labour, when Gaddafi took to the stage yesterday and delivered his rant. No wonder Obama does not want to meet Brown, he is utterly toxic. No 10 and its shrill the BBC may be trying to assure us this morning that all is OK and the special relationship is terrific etc etc, but this is smoke and mirrors, nowhere does it refer to Brown. I also agree with an earlier poster, Brown’s speech was delivered in a UN graveyard shift, so a half empty auditorium. Saviour of the World? Bullshit, no-one is listening to him anymore and the sooner he and his scum acolytes, his foul, evil and soulless national socialist party are consigned to the history books the better it will be for Britain and the world.
Browns’ party is not nationalist.
Ok fair one ACO, but you get the sentiment
Sorry, I was too fed-up with this government to stop my pedantry.
“Browns’ party is not nationalist.”
Correct, Herr Brauns party is internationalist socialist, slighty different form of the virulant socialist disease, however, just as ultimately toxic.
Trans-National Socialist is the modern “third-way” form of Marx-worship.
Supranationalist?
Ha! Guido’s edited it.
At least Guido realises that we have read the piece.
Obama sees Brown as a discredited, unelected, venal, bankrupt appeaser, who is on his way to a political exit.
Brown is a moron, as was Blair…but will you fall for the same trick twice ?
http://img132.yfrog.com/i/sametricktwice.jpg/
Alas, I think yes.
For the past few years I have wrestled with my desire to get rid of Labour and my lack of enthusiasm for Blair light (sorry, Cameron). I still am.
However, I think we’ve reached a tipping point and the electorate is just so desperate to be rid of Brown, they would vote for a chimpanzee with a blue rosette.
Case of meet the nu retard, same as the old retard. Or in nu labour’s case, meat the nu retard, etc.
Blunkett can give Brown some advice about getting off with women when you’re blind.
useless advice to a closet queen
‘Brown is paying a price for encouraging the release of the Lockerbie bomber…’
I do believe many, many prices have, are and will be paid before Mr. Brown’s 3rd Dreich eventually succumbs to the inevitable.
Though I doubt the man himself will be suffering much, at least financially. Which will afford him and his at least some measure of physical comfort to continue spinning whatever goes on in that head to a satisfactory degree.
I like the use of the term Mr Brown’s 3 dreich, it implies you are familar with the meaning of dreich:- Dreich (Scots) miserable cold gloomy weather.
Dreich (Scots) miserable cold gloomy weather.
I spent six years of my precious life living in fucking Fife. I think we had one summer in that time.
Dreich is the word. There’ll be a reason there are 50 million people in England and 5 million (and falling) in Scotland. And it isn’t purely because they’re bigotted, alcoholic job-dodgers.
Ah, another waste of space who thinks he has a ‘precious life’. What a twat: and were those 6 years not in the womb of your mother? Only elephants have a longer pregnancy than she had with you…
Fucking delicious!
Fud (Scots) jgm2.
There’s 50 million in England as it’s full of all kinds of creeds bar a few million actual English.
Far too generous.
The madman and all his henchmen and woemen including warmonger Bliar should be hauled before Nuremberg II in the company of the banksters, to answer for treason and high crime.
Then Liebour can be buried forever and a new politcial dispensation in the UK might emerge.
When Brown is out of a job, Will he try to copy his best friend Blair and talk shite around the world while being paid daft money?
Yes but Bliar makes most of his money on the speaking circuit in America. And as much as despise Bliar – he can talk a good talk.
Can you see the Americans paying to hear gordon speak?
Guess he’ll wind up talking daft around the world while being paid shite money, then.
I can see Americans paying good money to hear Gordoom stay silent. See UN conference for details.
Another thing is Americans are still deluded enough to rate Blair (all that standing shoulder to shoulder stuff after 9/11)… they won’t have much time for Brown who plotted, bitched and finally ousted him without an election (another thing —
democracy — Americans hold dear).
Best Brown will end up with is an occasional “economics” column in the New Statesman
He’ll have to.
It wouldn’t be safe for him here, nevermind if he could find a job – although he’s probably hoping for disability benefit.
Even without the whole Lockerbie bomber scandal, who would want to be in the same time zone as that one eyed hoon?
Only establishment thinks cozying up to the states is where its at.
Get over it they think you are little Britons, akin to dads army in Afghanistan…
A pet poodle must do as its told and not piss on the carpet!
HAHAHA
McGay is a turd, I don’t think it’s just that though Guido, Barry reads your blog, do you really think he needs to get a bit of the McDoom luck at the moment?
McCoward is finished as well, so why waste time with him? Cameron is the next PM so time for a clean start.
Gordon, you’ve left sime dirt on that pan….
It was a global crisis that started in America………..
Whatever. Hurry up Gordon, you have fifteen minutes to get all this washing up done.
Speaking of which Maguire on Newsnight last night ..jeez,they must be desperate to find Labour cheerleaders
Yes Paxo and MaGuire were sniggering at “Sun readers”. Unlike the Daily Mirror which when not betraying British soldiers hasn’t got any readers left and Pxo’s favourite (the beeboids Guardian) sells 3 copies.
Why man thah explains why wor Jimmy stopped posting early yesterdah.
Did you miss me? That’s so sweet.
Caroline Flint in a ra-ra skirt?
Looks like cheerleaders are indeed getting a bit thin on the ground.
http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/b42a9246-a879-11de-9242-00144feabdc0.html?nclick_check=1
Tories with a four point lead in the North? Is Prescott’s hereditary seat under pressure?
Let’s hope so!
Look Gordy and Mandy don’t need Obama now they have discovered us London Fashion week -Burberry have Mandy togged out now and he looks grand no more Mr Bean for him
I have this morning despatched an emergency, slow-closing, 3.00″ phosphor bronze valve and actuator FOC to prevent national emergency.
Blimey. That sounds like one hell of a prosthetic.
Troughy at 9:16am.
If it has to fit Prescott, a 12″ valve might be needed. Which poor sod gets the job of installing the gasket and flange bolts?
Says something about the north that it’s only a four point lead.
Can there really be that many stupid people there?
Hah! Agreed.
I made a mistake though. Looks like it was a standard valve they shipped. There’s going to be some hammer in the system! Don helmets and flashmasks.
Seems that they are both now denieing that Obama is avoiding him according to Sky.
They would deny it wouldn’t they, Obama after all needs UK forces in Afghanistan to take the casualties away from his own boys.
Obama can safely deny it it ‘cos he knows the only person who will believe the denial is the Maximum Imbecile. ‘Cos Brown wants to believe it.
The rest of the civilised world are laughing behind his [Brown's] back.
An innocent game of hide and seek blown out of all proportions.
Whether the snubs to McDoom originate with upsetting Obama on D-Day .. the release of terrorists or merely because he’s a hoon ..
It really doesn’t matter .. The important bit is that he’s being publicly snubbed, by the most powerful man in the world & by the UN .. all on the international stage ..
This might just be what’s needed to push the twat over the edge ..
Doubt it – he is on a mission from God. He knows better than the rest of us and must never give up.
Marigolds for Obama must be thinking McDoom has not washed his hands after being to the toilet.
Utter Bollocks Guido, this has nothing to do with Lockerbie.
Would you or any self respecting pertson want to have one to one talks with Brown? Why should Obama be any different.
It really is that simple.
Just like Blair couldn’t come up with enough excuses to avoid getting presented with that comedy medal by Bush just to avoid even being seen in the same frame as that idiot then anybody with any sense is looking to distance themselves from the insanity that is the Maximum Imbecile.
Does anyone know who broke this story? I first heard Toenails report it on the Toady prog.
As they row, so shall ye seep.
Truly, Broon’s reputation as a fuckwit is global. In today’s Gulf Daily News we read:
“Brown denies ‘going blind’ …. Charles Clarke urged him to stand down as leader to save the party from a mauling at the next general election”.
So it even makes the newspapers in Bahrain, where it shares the front page with a story about his new best friend, Mad Dog Gadaffi.
The damage that man is doing to the reputation of our country is incredible. Couldn’t we arrange a hostage swap: we get Aung San Suu Kyi and the Burmese get Broon? That would work for most of us, wouldn’t it (although, obviously, not the Burmese)?
About the only thing you would get for swapping Brown for would be a Bucket of Snot
… and that is exhorbitantly overpricing the package.
All the sanctions and criticism of the Burmese would stop immediately tho.
Noone would want them to let the fucker out… ever.
Brown going blind would be justice.
His parsimony has certainly blinded and maimed so many soldiers in Afghanistan. I hope he watches ‘Wounded’ on BBC 1 last night, when he gets back.
Long before the release of Al Megrahi, Obama had shown that the special relationship is no longer special.
The UK is not important to the USA, and it is clear the Obama has disdain for Bush’s excursions into Iraq and Afghanistan which Blair followed like a love sick puppy to all our cost. Now the US spends a fortune supplying and transporting our troops around Helman province and they could probably manage quite happily without us.
Blair and Brown have consigned this once great country to having about as much influence on the World stage as Sapin and Belgium.
Blair and Brown’s legacy will be the final destruction of the “Great” part of Britain
Sapin indeed. so little influence i bet most people have never even heard of it
cant blame Pres Omaha for not wanting a meeting with snotty. hes worried GB will wish his luck and destroy his career.
There are a at least (wild guess) one million Sapins for every person in this part of Belgium!
It is bloody great around here!
Nice to live in a country with no influence whatsoever on the world stage!
The people are humble and very friendly!
Hippy Greeno Heaven!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When are you naïve Little Englanders going to get it!
Frankly a vote in our General Election next year is a token gesture at best.
Our elected representatives don’t make the law, they can’t control global trade and they don’t set foreign policy.
A bridge between Europe and the US! I think it’s more a case of floundering around in no mans land whilst everyone else adopts a more future proof position!
Sadly, I suspect we’ll have to wait a few generations before ‘Old’ England finally wakes up!
To deny is to be disloyal in my book.
The children of 2050 will care not for re runs of The Longest Day.
What exactly are you trying to say Eileen? I am terribly naive so please explain.
I was worried that my suggestions were a little subtle for this site – ‘The Sun’ of political blogs.
Go and ask your teacher to explain – I’ve got work to do.
With an ungenerous attitude like that coupled with an unwillingness to explain meaningless drivel, she has to be New Labour
Oh dear Eileen, go away and find a sense of humour. You are well and truly right up your own arse dear and clearly frustrated.
Spinster, I suppose?
If all you spend your time doing is going on blogs you clearly hate and then abusing people, you really are quite an unpleasant and disagreeable person. Probably another product of this nasty ‘dumbed down’ nulabour regime we live under.
We reap what we sow. Good luck old girl!
I suppose a name like Eileen would give anyone a hang up. What a horrible person she seems – very arrogant and right up her own filthy bottom.
Anyone else remember a song called ‘Come on Eileen!’?… Dear me, a hopefully fleeting ‘senior moment’ has afflicted me and I can’t remember who sang it…
‘Come on Eileen!’… I remember! It was Dexy’s Midnight Runners.
It is genuinely difficult to tell where your non-argument is supposed to be leading Eileen, for one thing, and it honestly isn’t a good idea to insult other posters, especially if you are new. As for slagging off the whole site, it is like a lively local pub and you can find people from the left right and centre but all with a common libertarian… er bent… They seem nice, nasty, and middling just as in face to face…
As for 133… How petty! Your suggestions were impenetrable rather than subtle and you have merely been arrogant-sounding and generally insulting and disagreeable.
Come on Eileen?
I’d have to be thinking of Tessa Sanderson to do that lol ;o)
Though I do like the odd frustrated spinster – once you get them going they’re very good fun and normally make a decent breakfast ;o)
Rather a Little Englander than a pompous, opinionated prig who is too far up herself for plain speaking.
If you get it, you sad old trollop, why don’t you do something about it instead of sneering at the little people?
Der…but… the United Condom is by far and away the most fascist, state controlled, super survelliance, out of control shithole in Europe!
And it’s not even sunny! Nor funny, honey!
Are you jockanese perchance…?
Its eff all to do with Lockerbie. The Americans told us that they’re over it already and it’s time to move on.
This is all about Obama ignoring an ingratiating, self-seeking twat, as any normal person would.
The Americans apparently find meetings with Brown a depressing experience. For example:
Q: Would you like coffee Mr Brown?
A: Coffee is the responsibility of the South Americans and therefore nothing to do with me. I have never seen a coffee bean and have no idea what one tastes like.
” When I saw the coffee for the first time, which was not before yesterday, I
realised that it may cause offence and immediately took action to have it
removed from the menu”.
It’s spelt Kofi.
annan milk and sugar?
What a load of bollocks, all the problems with coffee were caused when Thatcher sold off the family silver spoons.
AC1
very funny!
what an embarrassment the man of courage is……..chasing obama around like a fawning big fat gay. i would bet he even tried to follow him into the toilet!
so this is gordons idea of getting on with the job?
trying to get a photo op with the head boy?
what an utter hoon.
£trillions in debt,mass unemployment,unwinnable wars and he STILL thinks that the world revolves around him .
perhaps if his minions let him see the pictures of the young soldier in the daily mail he might get an idea where his actions have led?
although being a delusional cock i doubt it……..
Yeah. Brown is like that Sebastion bloke in Little Britain.
Out of the UK when the Beeb broadcast ‘Wounded”
If you don’t see it, it never happened.
Even Prince Charles when making a speech to the Paras after awarding their campaign medals paid personal tribute to the wounded who have paid a terrible price for their country.
Resign now Brown and spare us all from your ineptitude.
What do you mean ‘even’ Prince Charles? Most especially Prince Charles as he’s actually been the worried parent of a serving soldier there, unlike anyone in government.
Princes Harry and William pay many visits to Headley Court and have raised the profile of Help for Heroes — with Harry’s reference to “the real hero was the guy on the flight home”.
Brown and Blair but Brown especially should be forced to watch that documentary
Indeed.
You don’t get persons from the LieBour party doing such sordid non-PC activities such as serving your country in the armed forces. Much better come up through the ranks of the Student Union and Local Government. That gives you much more authority to send Sons, Brothers and Fathers into a country that has beaten off the might of the British Empire (twice) and the Russian Army to get killed and maimed.
To Susie. I couldn’t agree more. For many of us who serve in Her Majesty’s Forces,we have a fair amount of respect for Prince Harry ( the ginger Bullet magnet) as he has at least tried to do a tour in Afghanistan. He would have stayed longer but he was outed by the press.None of Blair’s sons have got the balls to serve in the Army. But then again as their father is a pschologically castrated NEW MAN NONCE is it any wonder????
This is nothing to do with Lockerbie .
Clearly Obamalamadingdong is a Guido reader, and thus is aware of the Curse of the one-eyed son of the manse.
He just doesn’t want to get jinxed.
Obama is beaten before he starts. Bush has handed him a completely fucked economy and all the stardust in the world ain’t going to fix that any time soon. He too (Obama) knows he’s just going through the motions with this UN Global Warming horseshit and his NHS-lite reforms to pander to his more incontinent voters.
It’s the economy stupid. And Bush has fucked the economy almost as thoroughly as Brown has fucked the UK’s economy.
Obama looks at Brown and sees Bush. An economic destroyer. A bug-eyed lunatic. An utter imbecile oblivious to the economic destruction he has wrought.
Basically Obama sees what we see.
Oh I don’t know; Obama wants to fuck the American economy up even more.
Hence a 2 millionish person rally against his policies in Washington, and the lowest ratings since Clinton.
Obama is Brown with Autocue skills.
Where’s the UKs TEA (Taxed Enough Already) parties? Why haven’t we marched on Downing street to protest at the debt the one-eyed scottish idiot is signing onto us and our children?
We in the UK are just sheep shorn by the rent-seekers.
Very well put. It is a comparison that has been ‘hiding in plain sight’ for so long that I’ve not even noticed it. Funny how just sticking a different label on a thing changes how we think about the thing inside the bottle.
Not Many World Leaders Have Any Time For Mcmental .They Dont Have Time For “ENDLESS PHOTO OPPERTUNITIES” They Avoid Him Like A Pile Of Shit ! After All They Have A World To Run And They Know That Within Months This Embarrassment Of The World Stage Will Suffer The Worst Defeat In British Political History !
Spot On (or dinky), he is written off in the eyes of the other world leaders, no influence, a dead stick. If he drags this painful decline to the last date possible it will be an even greater task for those who have to pick up the pieces, rebuild trust and influence and turn this country around again. At present each day we a digging further into a hole created by this bunch of muppets, no shame and no courage.
It wasn’t just Obama that snubbed gordon – that half empty stadium he spoke to is very telling.
But I also read that his aides had to fight desperately to get him a decent speaking slot because he had been scheduled into an obscure time. Even then he only got to speak after Quadaffi. Fitting ‘tribute’ to a failed British PM.
It’s not just Obama who thinks Brown is a waste of space:
Gordon Brown unable to attract leading bankers to meeting in New York
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/banksandfinance/6224140/Gordon-Brown-unable-to-attract-leading-bankers-to-meeting-in-New-York.html
It’s almost as if his claim to be the financial saviour of the world is yet another fantasy…
But why would a bunch of American bankers have any interest in meeting Broon?
What can he offer to them? Not a lot from what I can see…
I long for the day when Brown will go stick his head up a dead dogs bum
Where’s he going to a find a dead dog that will let him?
Even dead dogs hate Gordon.
If Gordon’s sight is OK why is he given speech notes with big bold type like this?
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0geo412aXt1rW/610x.jpg
Brown and Obama, two assholes up one banker’s ass.
Senor Guido
That kindly Mr Obama has shewn his compassion for an anxious American Child by writing an absence note for a School Truant
Would Mr Obama shew his compassion for us puir Brits by giving Mr Brown a Sick Note, to enable our Dear Leader to access the US Health Care System, which is so perfect
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
but he saved the world , What will he do know ?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
The anti-HIV vaccine which I developed in between writing books on ‘Courage’ is showing promise in clinical trials.
Next week I shall be devoting my attention to curing cancer.
Devote your remaining life to anything you like Gordon, as long as you stop doing the current job as soon as possible
136: “Devote your remaining life to anything you like Gordon…”
Except, perhaps, porn.
– Shudders at the thought –
Which day next week do you plan to shoot yourself exactly? I’d offer to assist but the DPP’s advice precludes it.
As someone who has worked on the MRC cancer project, albeit as a software-developer, the last people you need to employ are members of the public-sector. That said, most of the advances I observed were from people from overseas: nEU-Labour and their BNP co-horts should tread carefully!
Yours,
A proud Englishman!
Who in their right mind would want a meeting with the boring, bollocks talking dull toned Brown?
This snub will hopefully put a huge dent in Browns ego. Its about time he saw that no one see’s him as an important person, just a joke.
One of the rules of US politics is don’t be seen talking to losers.
Last night Obama played by the rules.
that explains a lot!
You’d think that after all these hints Browngabe would have got the message.
Obama is way too polite to just tell him to piss off. Unfortunately.
Browngabe – I like that!
I think it can’t be too long before ObaMugabe either.
Were they in the kitchen because they were looking for Prescott?
Chortle. But no, dinner was over. So if they WERE looking for Prezza they’d have to check out the lavatories instead.
Or the bins out the back.
Brown was practicing flipping burgers.
Serves him right – did he really think his incessant repetition of “it started in America” wouldn’t catch up with him?
That and then trying to claim credit for ‘saving the world’ when what actually happened is that he spent a full 12 months after the collapse of Northern Rock continuing to live in his make-believe world while Alistair Darling, the BoE and the CEOs of the UK’s major banks were pleading for some anonymous funding to stop our entire banking system from going down the shitter.
But no. He dithers. And triangulates and when the decision is made for him by an exasperated Alistair Darling and the BoE he then tries to claim credit. All my idea doncha now. Quick phonecall to me over my morning porridge, snap decision from my steel-trap mind and the whole situation defused.
Now, have the BBC show some old tape from the 1980′s and blame it on Thatcher. And the bankers. And the Americans. That should work.
Only two total idiots like Bush and Brown could fail to see what was coming and act in a timely fashion. But almost uniquely in history we did in fact get a perfect confluence of idiocy.
Could we have done anon funding under EU edicts ?
Brown tore up the EU borrowing/GDP limit in 2006, if I remember correctly.
THE G20 Says: Gordon We Are all Going Now ! When Youve Finished speaking , Turn The lights Off On Your Way Out !
I did laugh when I saw the World Statesman of the Year giving his speech. From what I could see there were two Chinaman in there both of which were asleep.
Hilarious!
Having said that I do feel a little embarrassed for old Blighty.
And They Didn’t Speak Any English !
Does Gordoom?
In that case, they’d feel right at home here, many parts of the ex-UK don’t want to speak English either.
So the only person who would talk with gordon was Bono?
Apparently also yesterday he invited top bankers to a private meeting and only one turned up.
Gordon is not having a good time in New York and his ‘international image’ is looking rather tatty.
Don’t you worry. By the end of the week the BBC will be reporting how ‘an triumphant Brown wrung the concessions he wanted from the G20 blah blah…’
And then only to exchange notes on mood-altering drugs.
I thought I was going to greet a huge boner. Such a disppointment to meet a leprechaun instead.
Bono, slowly clapping – “Every time I clap my hands, a child dies in Africa.”
Voice from crowd – “Well fucking stop it, then.”
Love it…
I see mandy is saying this morning that gordon needs more razzmatazz – that he needs to lighten up and then everything will be OK and we shall all vote for him next year.
I have a sinking feeling that there are going to be some more youtube moments on the way.
I like Gordon’s youtube moments, they are hilarious.
More Youtube moments please – with every one Liebour lose another few thousand votes!
Mandy would know all about placing razmatazz over content wouldn’t he?
That moronic, greedy simpleton Bliar fooled enough people using the same strategy…
They are a brill way of disiplining the children. ‘Behave or the bad man will get you’
More razzmatazz? Browngabe doing karaoke in a paper hat? Driving quad bikes in a ploughed field with the boys from Top Gear, to a soundtrack of hair metal?
Lord preserve us.
What Mandy and Browgabe both need is a good razzgeneralelectionatazz. And so do we.
Gordon: Time… to die……….
All Normal Persons: YAAAY!! Woohooo!
THE END
Frank – that was awesome – but how do you know my therapist?
2nd draft:
Gordon:
I’ve seen things you ‘normal’ people wouldn’t believe. I’ve chased Obamas through the UN kitchens. I’ve seen attorney generals on fire in the front page of the Sun. All these moments will be lost, like Prescott’s lunch down the shitter.
Time… to die……
Urbandictionary does not yet have this ‘street usage’ for tranylcypromine.
Frank, that’s excellent…
Even a replicant would make a better prime minister, and they only last for five years.
If it looks like Abdelbaset al-Megrahi is still hanging on in there next year further questions will need to be asked
Someone should ask Brown if he wishes that Abdelbaset al-Megrahi would drop dead quickly, it will be a diiifcult one for the son of the manse to answer – typical Brown fuck-up
Brown is the master of doing the wrong things for the wrong reasons
…. and the whole *uckin country pays for it.
You can hardly blame anyone for not wanting to appear on the world stage with a loser like Brown – the Lockerbie story makes a good excuse.
Looser.
On the intranets you have to say “looser”.
I think you have loost it.
Here’s a good one lads, to take your mind off Britain’s terminal decline in world economic and political affairs:
Total manufacturing working on orders fell in all Member States for which data are available. The largest falls were registered in Estonia (-40.7%), Lithuania (-38.5%) and the United Kingdom (-35.2%), and the smallest in Ireland (-11.6%), Poland (-13.9%) and Sweden (-16.9%).
http://epp.eurostat.ec.europa.eu/cache/ITY_PUBLIC/4-23092009-AP/EN/4-23092009-AP-EN.PDF
I was just telling Gordon how wonderful it is Great Britain has finally managed to pull ahead of Estonia and Lithuania. He seemed distracted though. He mentioned something about needing to get to Cape Cod, an appointment at some boys club. You crazy Brits, so funny!
He really wants to go to Camp David, he’ll probably ask Omaha for tips on how they get away with such obvious spin against the leader of the opposition. Chequers will be renamed Bullingdon Toff Towers upon his return.
Coo-eee! Gordons welcome to share my tent any day he likes. I’ll bake a homity pie.
Did Brown congratulate him the last time they met?
As Obama is wearing the marigolds, did he do the washing and Gordon the drying at their Kitchen summit?
So the Prime Mentalist spends 2 years blaming America for the ills of the world, releases a terrorist responsible for the death of 200 Americans and then expects a bilateral meeting with Obama.
He must be mental indeed.
Is it because I is white?
nope, you’re a cυnt.
You is more deathly grey than white innit. Excep’ for da yellow bitz blood.
If you garland a cowpat with tinsel, it’s still a cowpat.
The only difference between Gordoom and a cowpat is that cowpats do provide a bit of fertility.
A kind of rustic frisbee.
With dung beetles. Manselslime makes a particularly creepy dung beetle.
Oi, I resent that.
Fair enough. My apologies to dung beetles everywhere.
Retro topic but I love a well crafted sentence or two taken from Matthew Norman ……Seen Elsewhere ……
“The tale of Patricia Scotland and her Tongan illegal so neatly encapsulates so many of New Labour’s least enchanting traits (arrogance, incompetence, lust for needlessly intrusive law, venality, reliance on whitewashing, the smugness and exhaustion of those in power too long, and, above all, startlingly brazen hypocrisy) that it has the flavour of a crude satirical conceit. It is also an indecently perfect morality play about the dangers of the centre left hopping into bed with right wing tabloids. Invariably, they emerge with a discharge and itchy rash.”
It’s a good read, here’s the link
http://www.independent.co.uk/opinion/commentators/matthew-norman/matthew-norman-the-perfect-new-labour-scandal-1792101.ht
Fuck me, that was good. Well, until that final paragraph.
Seamstress knitting a tapestry! I don’t think so.
I thought those were New Labour’s only traits. I’m searching in vain for any “more enchanting” traits but maybe the New Labour’s “usual suspect” trolls can help out.
List five good things about New Labour and the fact that we only have to put up with the bastards for another 9 months doesn’t count.
Oh, Ok then, one good thing . . .
they’ve done wonders for re – ennobling the Lords… how many new ones created? Thought there was a limit to their numbers.
given us the reason to clean up public life…. do we really want a repeat . No didn’t think so.
I am sure there are more………
Toenail’s blog = “It reveals how keen Labour strategists were to play the Obama and Gordon card before their conference. When I interviewed Peter Mandelson in the summer he constantly linked the two men for having taken the right decisions during the economic crisis.”
If he is right there may well be more than a whiff of Obama actively negating any chance of McDoom benefiting politically with a photoshoot. Deliberate on the President’s part.
I don’t think there’s any doubt Brown will play the Obama card now that he’s had his ‘walk and talk’ ‘meeting’.
You can picture the scene.
Brown triumphally leering over a lecturn reading from his teleprompter. A backdrop of terrified cabinet ministers perched on stackable steel-framed chairs with rictus grins fixed on their faces. Nodding at the end of every sentence as if it contained the wisdom of Solomon.
Draw drops, sneer creeps across his face, head angled, eyes focussed onto the far wall of the vast (empty) auditorium as if to capture once again the triumphal memory….
‘As I said in my meeting with President Omaha last week at the UN….’
…… and conference floor erupts into gales of laughter, cabinet ministers on stackable steel-framed chairs hang their head and faces into their blood soaked hands and dismally shake their collective heads in dispair…….”
Meanwhile at the Conservative conference where does the plethora of material start the process of stacking the derision onto this discredited government????????
We are sorely in need of ‘Spitting Image’ aren’t we?
Labour still holding steady at 26%.
There is something rotten in the gene pool.
Who are these 26%? What demographic group(s) is/are yet prepared openly to state a preference for this shower of troughing incompetents?
214 – nothing wrong with the gene pool – quite the reverse. The majority of that 26% are government employees. They know a survival strategy when they see one.
‘As I said in my meeting with President Omaha last week at the UN….’
‘Round the back, by the bins… I said, Barrack, oh are you going? ah well… goodbye. Goodbye Mr President!’
Brown is a fucking cretin. Does he seriously think that all those people in Britain who think he`s a knob head for having shafted the economy will see him shaking hands with Obama ( or not in this case ) and change their minds ?
Utter cock trumpet.
you have to assume even he isn’t that deluded. I’ve had Brown’s number for years though. He’s just a wannabe Churchill. This is all about getting pictures of himself with world leaders.
In his own mind any picture of him with a US president is the equivalent of a Yalta summit for Brown. World leader me, deciding great things of global importance. Get thee behind me Churchill, Stalin and Roosevelt. I’m the fucking head honcho now.
It’s all about the autobiography and his place in history.
Churchill is supposed to have said ‘History will be kind to me for I intend to write it’.
Brown has the same plans.
Nobody wants to talk to Gordon
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0gczaP7blK9lI/610x.jpg
That’s why Obama has blanked McDoom, he is looking at McDoom shagging Silvio. Notice Silvio’s ignoring it but tentatively enjoying the moment.
Even the world leaders have turned their back on Brown!
Was Brown even there? That looks like he’s been photoshopped in.
I think its more liekly the baseball bat the second guy on the left (who looks like John major) is holding about about to slap Brown with has been shopped out.
We can dream….
I hate Brown with every fibre of my body…but with our lads dying alongside US troops for the last decade, no matter what Obama thinks of Brown, continually snubbing the British PM in such a high profile way is a direct insult to the people of the UK.
or better a way to get rid of the prat and get a politician he can do business with.
No insult at all, Obama is just siding with the British people in shunning Gordon.
You think that shitpile represents the British people do you? Not according to the latest polls.
Hear, hear.
Obama is the coloured version of Blair. All smiles, ‘regular type of guy’ but one dangerous SOAB.
Yes, yes, yes!
I have said to everyone I meet that Obama will end up the same way as Blair. Good speaker, empty, duplicitous promises and zero delivery.
He won’t make a second term, because I think plenty of Americans have already worked out in 6 months what it took 9 years for the stupid British to realise…
The yanks, when they elected Obama, did not have a booming economy to take their eye off the ball thus allowing the scales to fall very quickly from their eyes.
It is only since the same the wheels finally came off Brown’s borrow and squander miracle over here that folk have realised what idiocy has been at large in the land this past 12 years.
It’s the economy stoopid.
Nope! ZerOBama is like Brown with autocue skills.
Then perhaps those 26% who say they will still vote labour will now understand how Britain as a nation has been devalued by this government – and ask themselves how much lower can it go, and is that what they really want.
That just tells us at least 26% of people are either state-employed or benefit claimants…
Hitler had the right idea he just targeted the wrong people.
fine theory, flawed execution as one would say.
no one would really miss those 26% of people if they where rounded up and shot.
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The photo in the Standard
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23748052-details/No+10+denies+Obama+s+five+snubs+to+Brown/article.do
Falstaff: “my King, my Jove! I speak to thee my heart” (2H4 5.5. 46)!
King Henry V: “I Know thee not, old man . . .
When thou dost hear I am as I have been
Approach me, and thou shalt be as thou wast,
The tutor and feeder of my riots.
Till then I banish thee, on pain of death.
McDoom MUST be feeling a sense of betrayal over this snub, after all Obama when on the election trail last year did the statesman thing around Europe ending at No 10. McDoom obliged him but the favour was not returned. Sums it all up really for McDoom.
it emerged today that White House officials were even prompted by the Prime Minister’s team to ring the BBC to deny that there had been any intended discourtesy.
Does that not tell you everything you need to know about both the Hoons in No 10 and also those at Pravda (Sure to follow the zanulabour line)
He is obviously surrounded by dopes who think that there is such a thing as fairy dust.
What’s the difference between a clown and a clown who has met Mr Obama?
Zilch IMO.
A clown with another picture for his autobiography.
FALSTAFF
My king! my Jove! I speak to thee, my heart!
KING HENRY
I know thee not, old man: fall to thy prayers;
How ill white hairs become a fool and jester!
can you blame them , they are bankers, not totally stupid morons
Well its over a month since Megrahi was released, so I wonder how ‘close to death’ he is now? Seems he has had time to set up a website devoted to proclaiming his innocence. I wonder what the odds are on him still being alive and well by the time of the next election?
At a guess, a month closer.
We are all a month closer :/
Not me, what with my five a day, and eating vegetables too.
I use the five a day system too, five pints of London Pride, five Benson and Hedges, and five set meals.
Doe TaT have five wanks aday?
My father was diagnosed with untreatable Prostate Cancer in 2002 and died in 2005 after the disease metastasised.
Until the final six months of his life, he was actually in remarkably good physical condition (even though his condition was officially “terminal”), though even in this phase he would not have been capable of walking across an airport tarmac and boarding a plane without a great deal of assistance.
Based on my father’s experience, the pictures of Megrahi’s departure from the UK and “heroic” reception in Tripoli Airport did not suggest someone entering the final weeks of his life…
and the treating consultant’s would know what stage he was at.
This issue among many others will bite labour in the back if Megrahi is still alive by the time of the GE
Sorry to hear that Steve – the same happened to my dad.
During the final phases of the disease, it can spread to the bones and there’s no bloody way Al Meghrabi’s anywhere near that stage.
He looks like a man with about 5 years left from the pictures in the hospital.
The curse of Gordon strikes again,… Brown: ” why hasn’t he died, they told me he was going to die” Nokia bounces off wall.
Damn it, man, walk….
Gordoom has been told that in future any meetings with Obama Beach will be conducted on a ‘speed dating’ basis. Brown will get just three minutes with the US President who will then promptly forget who he spoke to and why.
Hard luck, Gordoom !!
and seriously, who gives a flying fcuk if Brown was voted Statesman of the Year ?
In 1938, Adolf Hitler was voted Man of the Year by Time Magazine.
Awards are often meaningless. Was n’t T. Bliar awarded the Congressional Medal of Honour by the USA ??
Bliar ?? Honour ??? Do us all a favour !!!!!
Yeah he was. But like Obama avoiding Brown he went out of his way to avoid being seen in the same room as Bush.
Brown spent decades of his life avoiding bush. It’s a marriage of convenience.
If I was the AG and an employee of mine had presented me with what turned out to be forged documents then I would be pretty bloody keen for the person to be arrested and charged forthwith.
Why isn’t this happening?
Perhaps there’s insufficient evidence.
Perhaps the Tongan lady should sue BS for defamation then.
Perhaps and most likely her side of the story would screw everything up including the official line ‘nowt to see here move along’
Hoons
“Brown spent decades of his life avoiding bush. It’s a marriage of convenience.”
Well I suppose avoiding bush is quite likely for a chutney ferret
Sorry, that was posted as a comment to 251 much lower down.
I despise the Washington warlords but fair play to the imperialists why waste energy on this hate filled, delusional, twisted, lying, inadequate, spendaholic, Scotch mental?
Does this wretch actully have a shred of dignity?
Begging another leader to meet him in public, it’s no wonder they are giving him a wide berth
Quite so. Like when a year or two ago and the price of oil was at 150USD a barrel and he ostentasiously orders up a plane to go down and lecture the Saudis about the price of oil. And came back with a flea in his ear about may-hap reducing the fucking taxes on petrol if he’s so worried about the cost to the motorist. Jackass.
He really does think he’s fucking Churchill or Disraeli or something. Now look here you fuzzy-wuzzies, pump some more oil or we’ll send the fleet down to bombard you. What a delusional fucking arsehole. Who does he think he’s kidding?
If you’ve really got something to say to Obama (or the Saudis) or any other fucker then pick up the fucking phone.
I’m sorry Mr Brown the President is busy. Click. Whiiiiiiiiir.
Repeat five times! Brown is an embarrassment, period.
But as it is he spends his days loitering outside Omaha’s window. Hoping to ‘accidentally’ bump into him on the way to school.
In full view of the world. This is the third time he’s pulled that stunt with US presidents now. When the global financial crisis that started in America and has fuck all to do with me he was due to talk to the UN but declared he was going to visit Bush. he then sat around all day while the UK embassy frantically tried to get a cancellation slot like you would at a fucking dentist. Till finally he got his photograph for his autobiography.
Then he pulled the same fucking stunt with Obama. And now he’s tried to do the same thing again.
He really does think the whole world wants to hear what he has to say. Well we’re sick of hearing it Brown. It’s all self-serving bollocks with not even a toe dipped in the pool of truth.
Maybe we should buy Brown a BMX so that he can ride up and down Pennsylvania Avenue doing wheelies and see if that impresses Omaha enough to talk to him in class.
341.
If Brown`s riding it how long before the wheel`s come off ?
Obama must be a fucking nutter, trusting Brown to pass the salt.
Gordon is now below the salt: the practice in the Middle Ages of having salt (something of a rarity) placed in the centre of the table separating the family from the servants, who were situated “below the salt”.
Is that where the saying “Not worth his salt” comes from?
Not quite.
In times past people were paid a salary in salt as it was so valuable it was used as a currency.
Which is where the word ‘salary’ comes from.
That’s interesting, Pliny. Thanks for that.
A Mistake I think some Gold-Bugs are making too.
It’s a lot easier to extract gold than it once was…
Quite a lot of our gold was extracted from Gordoom once, I seem to recall.
Forget Obama, we have more pressing issues – 5kg of Anglo Saxon gold has been found and is now, presumbly, the property of the state. Does that mean precious metals expert Gordon Brown is in charge of it?
At least he’d get a good price for it at the moment.
What the fuck’s that in pounds and ounces? None of that European kilo shite on this site if you please!
11 lbs or 176.3 oz. It’s worth @ £107,713.13p by weight alone — won’t even pay for Baroness Scottie’s expenses.
Just think, if it had been discovered 10 years ago, McDoom would have sold it on our behalf for £3.57 and a bag of crisps.
Lucky he didn’t do that with the rest of our gold reserves.
Oh, erm, wait a minute…
Party politics aside, I sincerely hope the next PM does not go in for this absurd Obama worship.
Are you listening Cleggy [sniggers...]
Gordon’s American Karaoke choice.
Moderator! Moderator! Help! Help!
The Dung Ones…..
We’re all going on a Parliamentary Holiday, no more PMQs which just make me blue…
Got myself a walking talking mental one eyed voodoo doll…
Guido
It gets worse. At the World Statesman of the Year awards, Brown rolled up in a lounge suit picked up his award and left after 15 minutes. But the paying ticketholders had their invitations embossed with “a black tie dinner attended by the UK Prime Minister and his wife”.
It is surprising that anyone wants to meet him at all.
Thursday Morning: Brown snubbed, Scotland’s crazed defence, phone tax on way, Brown being spun against
With Brown being spun against by Mandelson, it’s no wonder Obama thinks it is not worth giving Brown any time. Despite the Libya stuff…
Obama is on record as saying that Brown was depressing and dour.
Obama knows he’s on the way out, which is probably why he wants nothing to do with him.
Depressing and dour ?? That’s on one of his better days.
Usually the Nokias are flying all over the place.
Is that the same Charles Clarke that only a few short months ago praised Gordon Brown to the rooftops on the Andrew Marr show (Marr nods in agreement, yes isn’t Gordon wonderful), so the sickening display of sycophancy did not have the intended result of a recall to office so he is now busily sharpening the knife, what an odious bunch of self-serving windbags this lot are.
Charles Clarke. He has a knife for every back.
Whata tossa Brown is !!!
They paid a thousand bucks a head, and were royally screwed. A boorish effort by the Browns.
The title of Gordon’s next book should be
How to Make Friends and Influence People
It will be awarded a prize for the smallest book ever published.
“Despite invitations to all, only one American banker turned up to a meeting with the man who ‘saved the world’ and the global banking system.”
Did the poor sod get lost looking for the gents, or something?
Nah, he’d just nipped down to the kitchen for a midnight snack
O/T but relevant to recent posts
On 22.9.2009 I sent this to the Justice Committee
“Sir
Please can you confirm that the Justice Committee have in mind to
investigate the claims that Patricia Scotland, the Attorney General
upheld the highest standards of honesty in the recent debacle over the
employment of an illegal Immigrant as a cleaner in her home.
Also please confirm that the investigation by the UK Borders Agency
was as thorough as it should have been in uncovering the criminality
that went on.
Also please confirm that the Security Vetting of the cleaner was
undertaken by the Baroness Scotland and if not why not. Did any of
this breach the Ministerial Code of Conduct.”
I have just received this reply..
“The Justice Committee will be considering its future programme at its first meeting following the summer recess and will take into account all relevant developments within its remit arising during this period. It is likely that the matter to which you refer will be part of such discussions.”
We haven’t heard the last of this story, hopefully!!
Her cleaner was/is (allegedly) married to a solicitor.
How many solicitor’s wives can you think of who clean other people’s homes for a living?
No, neither can I.
They must be as rare as rocking horse sh!t.
I had some of that on my cock once.
Hab anyone seen me Lolo?
If I was the AG and an employee of mine had presented me with what turned out to be forged documents then I would be pretty bloody keen for the person to be arrested and charged forthwith.
Why isn’t this happening?
Perhaps there’s insufficient evidence.
Perhaps the Tongan lady should sue BS for defamation then.
Why were the Police granted a search warrant for what was a ‘civil matter’. Who granted the warrant and what was the nature of the sworn information upon which the warrant was granted.
Look the real problem here is Gordon asking Obama 5 times to meet up with him. why can’t Gordon take a no for a no?
Obama will have his reasons and they will certainly not be to snub the UK. The pair have talked severaql times over the last few months and I would guess that Obama wanted a face to face with other world leaders while they are in the USA.
No the real story is not the US snubbing the UK the real story is Brown pleading for an interview and photo op, with a president who has more important things to do.
Brown is pleading because he has the Labour Party conference next week.
He thinks striding the global stage will save him – what we will remember instead is a deluded fool chasing Obama through a kitchen.
“He’s just not that into you….”
QT Tonight – Fraser Nelson and Harriet Harman
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/question_time/default.stm
Shit. There goes another TV. Is it possible to by non destructive foam bricks?
I do believe that foam bricks are available for precisely that purpose.
NB – if you buy one be sure not to place it next to a real brick, next to the arm of your sofa.
I read that in Viz – seems like good advice to me.
Take care, some foam bricks are heavy, some are light, choose your brick wsiely and aim at the right person!
This is absolutely true….
When we were young my fuckwitted overweight younger brother used to delight in running into the lounge and throwing himself across the sofa. Until the leg sheared off. For the next ten years we did indeed have a sofa perched on bricks.
The whole ensemble was then covered with a ‘throw’ or blanket as I believe it would have said on the original packaging if Crimean War era hospital blankets actually came in packaging.
Kind of hard to get those bricks to chuck at the TV though ‘cos if you took one away then the whole sofa would be listing quite alarmingly.
Try florist oasis.
Oh I dunno. People do piss about not realising the consquences. I remember a story my dad told me about some fellers mucking about with a high pressure air line, squirting each other, one guy jabbed it at another fellers arse, flipped the valve, squirt, just a pssssssssst – killed him. Straight up the jacksee, a couple of dozen bars, blew his guts out.
hmm, that was to the lump hammer story, rather than about florists.
Hard to kill anyone with a tulip.
Heard guy in engineering workshop was always playing practical jokes, one day he threw a foam lump hammer at somebody, ha, ha,.. sometime later somebody got their own back big time “Hey found your lump hammer” lobs it at Mr Joker who theatrically jumps up and heads it, except, oh dear! it wasn’t….. (foam).
obviously that isn’t true
Tell that to the guy with two black eyes and 15 stitches in his head.
I see the imposters are back.
I hope there is an elephant in the room.
It reminds me of the story about the late Peter Cook.
David Frost rang Peter Cook up some years ago.
“Peter, I’m having a little dinner party on behalf of Prince Andrew and his new bride-to-be Sarah Ferguson. I know they’d love to meet you, big fans; Be super if you could make it: Wednesday the twelfth.”
“Hang on… I’ll just check my diary.”
Pause and rummaging and leafing through diary noises. And then Peter said,
“Oh dear. I find I’m watching television that night.”
Saturday Kitchen this week could be Gordon Brown and President Obama!
Both the American and the UK public understand what’s really going on.
They/we both know that this is a personal snub to a mad unelected negligent idiot, and that it’s definitely not a snub to the country.
It won’t effect the country-to-country relationship at all; Obama’s just biding his time waiting for the loony to be kicked out.
Obama’s attitude behind the scenes will be along the lines of:
“I love that country, but I’m not going to waste my time speaking to a loony moron who destroyed that country, I’ll wait until they elect someone who’s actually sane before I have any real contact with them again.”
““I love that country, ”
lol
Obama is more than a little disdainful towards the UK. You should read his books sometime.
Michelle and Obama really loved meeting the Queen… that was very genuine.
He’s watched Gordon Brown snub her by muscling in at the D-Day remembrance, fluff his speech in the most embarrassing way possible to himself ‘Obama Beach’, and quite possibly this is payback time.
Well played Obama.
From Obama,s point of view I suppose he works on the theory that if you involve yourself with shite you are hardly going to come up smelling of roses.
UPDATE II : – The Telegraph reports Brown left the dinner to honour him as saviour of the world early – despite the high price tag on the seats.
He has no idea how to behave.
It was time for his injections.
Probably got word that Omaha might have a 5 minute window unexpectedly available as a Boy Scout group that had been scheduled got a delayed by a flat tyre at the Brooklyn Bridge.
Looks like the driver pulled a blinder fitting the spare and got the kids there on time though.
They forgot his special dietary requirements.
Probably got word that Omaha might have a 5 minute window unexpectedly available as a B*y Sc*ut group that had been scheduled got a delayed by a flat tyre at the Brooklyn Bridge.
Looks like the driver pulled a blinder fitting the spare and got the kids there on time though.
Wasn’t it supposed to be Black Tie as well, but Brown did his usual crumpled lounge suit look?
At the UN Brown was wearing an awful tie, but the the most apparent point once again was that he obviously can’t do it up. The man was a mess – he even looked more ragged than Gadaffi. So he’s rude, useless, vain and he’s appaeently our Prime Minister until he decides to stop. Anothe reason that neat and tidy Obama might not want to be part of a Brown photo-op.
he had an urgent appointment with the Cape Cod scout troop
can they aresst brown for being a terrorist and waterbord him ?
Sack, lead weights, Hudson river
I’d prefer the Gas Board.
THEY never turn up when you need them.
Brown is a dead man walking – Obama is looking past him to Cameron
Ever the wise man.
Think about it from Obama’s side – what is in it for HIM to meet Broon?
It can’t possibly make him more popular in the US as there is a lot of hatred towards the UK for the Libyan issues, and Obama is not exactly the most popular man in his own place at the moment…
I sincerely hope the text of the refusals has been distributed to the MOD and our senior officers in Afghanistan, for use whenever they feel like it
******************************************************
http://www.justgiving.com/EODAfghanistanbombsuitchallenge/
Subject: Joint Force EOD 24hr Bomb Suit Challenge for British Limbless Ex-Servicemens Association
Dear All,
I have been asked by Sgt. Gary Reynold who is currently serving with the Joint Force Explosives Ordinance Disposal group in Afghanistan to pass onto you all a message about a charity event taking place in Camp Bastion, Afghanistan for the British Limbless Ex-Servicemens Association (BLESMA).
Here is an extract from the fundraiser website: “The Joint Force EOD Group (JF EOD Gp) is currently deployed on Operation HERRICK 10 in Afghanistan where our soldiers are responsible for searching for and destroying Improvised Explosive Devices (IEDs) and Conventional Weapons across the Helmand Region of Afghanistan. As a mark of the hard work completed by our soldiers of all ranks we will be running this charity event with the aim of raising £10,000 for BLESMA, The British Limbless Ex-Service Men’s Association.
To raise these much needed funds we will be carrying out a 24 hour Bomb Suit Challenge in Camp Bastion on the 6th October 2009. As many members of the Group as possible will take part by putting on the bomb suit (which weighs 50Kgs) and walking round the perimeter of the camp. This will be done as a relay so while one person is walking, one will be getting ready to walk; as you will no doubt be aware the temperature here is normally around 36 degrees centigrade at this time of year so this will be no mean feat.”
Please give this your full support and pay a visit to the website by following the link below. Here you will be able to keep up-to-date on the challenge as well as make donations.
marked the site will donate later
Thanks AC1 – one of my mates was a bomb disposal (what a euphemism that is) guy in NI some years back so I will be donating.
I’m fairly mad, but going up to a live device with only a few pounds of metal protecting me would be a step too far.
Where’s the link?
maybe Brown should have tried a little song
Oh my darlin
knock three times on the ceiling if you want me
twice on the pipe if the answer is no
oh my sweetness
means you’ll meet me in the hallway
twice on the pipe means you ain’t gonna show
The mans a national joke ( and not even a funny one )
I sincerely hope the text of the refusals has been distributed to the MOD and our senior officers in Afghanistan, for use whenever they feel like it.
I posted the following
“Party politics aside, I sincerely hope the next PM does not go in for this absurd Obama worship.
Are you listening Cleggy [giggles...]”
Except I didn’t put giggles, I put a word that starts with s, , followed by an n, i, two g’s and an ers.
Modern life is so difficult for us Beano readers.
Chortle, Guffaw
In times of crisis, one has to make one’s entertainment where one can.
I take it you posted this on LabourLost?
It was on this list as I just replied asking what the problem was and they wouldn’t print my message because it contained that word beginning with s and ending in r. that means to giggle. This is bleedin crazy.
I think there’s a banned word in the middle of your giggly word, the censor can’t tell the difference – a bit like Elliot Morley being MP for SHunthorpe
sracist!
Things should be more black and white to avoid confusion.
I agree
“But so busy was Brown stabilising the world’s financial system and dealing with challenging issues (such as Lady Scotland’s cleaner), he was unable to attend the awards dinner, disappointing more than 400 black-tie guests who had paid close to $1,000 for the privilege.”
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2009/sep/23/gordon-brown-statesman-of-the-year
Cos he hates wearing black tie as he feels insecure about himself. He prefers his lounge suit! Naff or what?
I seem to remember Doom was the first chancellor to address the Mansion House dinner not wearing the obligatory white tie so he has form.
More like… I’ve come to get what I am entitled to and I am not going to waste anymore time talking to you little people. Don’t you know who I am ?
Can they sue him? I do hope so.
What a rude, clueless, prick he is.
They should be very pleased he spared them his company. If I’d paid $1,000 for a dinner I’d be horrified if Gordon Brown showed up at it. Also, with the Curse being what it is, everyone would have got salmonella and the ceiling would probably have fallen in.
Getaway.
Anyone for Tiffin?
Fuck – lucky them, they all dodged a bullet.
Never mind, Gordo can have a nice relaxing holiday to Obama Beach so he can forget about all his problems.
Well..it’s all building up quite nicely to the Labour Party Conference,isn’t it?
Get the beers in Guys and Gals..it’ll hopefully be the Show of the Year.
Any predictions?
I think I’ll stick to X Factor for my entertainment – there main be blood on the walls in Brighton.
I hope Gordon goes down like a lead baloon.
All composite resolutions will be passed and it won’t make a damned bit of difference to anything…
The Editorial meetings in AljaBeeba must be interesting.
“How the hell do we spin this one? For God’s sake keep the cameras off the delegates. There aren’t any.”
Good excuse for Mandy to cruise the Brighton gay scene – incognito of course!
Whose ‘cognito’?
Of course, I meant..Who’s ‘cognito’?
Sorry..new eyes!
The thing that annoys me, is that these deluded morons believe they’re going to get back in the election after next.
So 13 years of f*cking the country up, 5 years for the Tories to start fixing it, then back in to continue the damage.
Are they that f*cking arrogant?
Labour to spend a very, very, very long time in opposition so they can have a long think about what they stand for and who they represent.
By the time they get back in power I hope the likes of Blair, Brown, Prescott et al are all six feet under.
In opposition? Are you taking the piss? Are the British people so stupid as to make Labour the second most popular political party in the country? After the complete Horlicks they’ve made of the UK?
Oh..when I think, British people are that thick, aren’t they?
Indeed they are. 26% still say they would vote labour. ‘Thick’ is an understatement.
I daren’t give the nitwits in this country enough credit to put Labour where they *really* belong.
The fact 26% of morons would still vote for them tells you all you need to know.
I’ll settle for electoral oblivion…
Add up the immigrants,the benefit chasers and those on the state payroll and it comes alarmingly close to a permanet majority. Be afraid, be very afraid.
Be fair, they’re not that thick – they’re simply being *paid* to vote Labour.
Why does the country need the Labour Party, anyway?
Labour grew out of the trades union movement to fight for the working man and social justice. That’s pretty much achieved – many a working man (and woman) can earn as much as many professionals, and the opportunities are there for anybody prepared to work for them. So Labour’s mission is completed.
Strangling the private sector is a funny way to provide jobs and justice for the working man.
Labour is no longer required (there are other parties of the left; Limp Dums, Greens) so they are redundant, finished, kaput, scrap. Time to put them out of their misery.
The Greens are melons.
I don’t suppose Obama needs any more help to increase his rate of descent from the high of his inauguration day. He’s doing OK by himself…
40% by November 4th?
Fingers crossed.
The only person other than Brown who would be so dismissed by the US President as utterly unimportant would be Nick “I-wanna-be-Prime Minister” Clegg.
So do I, and more to the point I’ve got just as much chance.
and you, Sir Reginald, if I judge you correctly, have a much bigger brain.
Tell him I’m washing my hair.
No, no, I’m worming the dog.
Or watching the paint dry.
or turning out my sock drawer
[...] to the UN. Brown’s own speech to the UN was delivered to a half-empty auditorium.” writes Guido in bis [...]
When we saw a clip on the news, the camera didn’t pan around the room. We only saw Gordon so we couldn’t see the empty hall.
More “orders” from No.10 as to how things should be aired.
Fair do’s to old Toenails. He’s exhibiting a streak [no pun intended] of independence that is likely to get him turfed off the plane home if he’s not careful.
yeah, right
You can see Brown’s speech in full here:
http://webcast.un.org/ramgen/ondemand/ga/64/2009/ga090923am3.rm
I couldn’t bear to watch all 16 mins, but at 9:54 you can see the room is very sparsely occupied.
It was stupid was to get scheduled as the last speaker before (delayed) lunch. All those knocking shops and swanky restaurants in manhattan have got a living to make!
Jeeps he’s a real scruffy twat
Reminds me of Ceauşescu’s speech on the balcony in Bucharest, and his perplexed expression as he could not understand why he was being booed by the masses. This was not long before the people had him shot.
Our Christmas Day will come my son – patience now
Such a contrast to yesterday’s report on TVAM when they said “that lots of people around the world admire Gordon Brown for saving the world during the financial crisis”.
And how in reality the rest of the world obviously despises him today.
TVAM? Who announced it Roland Rat?
They didnt sit down to chat in the kitchens, it was a “talk n walk” ie Gordon [I jog a lot] Brown struggling to keep up as Obama is whisked by his security entourage through the kitchens on his way out of the UN building
Brown: B B B B Barak, any chnace we could arrange that meeting?
Obama: Are you my fucking shadow?
Brown talked while Obama walked.
Coming soon: Get in shape with the Great Statesman. You too can have a body like his if you binge eat and then run – for the bog.
I don’t think nose-picking is allowed in kitchens (not even in New York) – expect a mass outbreak of E.Coli very soon
Guido, “Brown is paying a price for encouraging the release of the Lockerbie bomber…”
No, I don’t think it’s that. Remember how close this UK government was to the Repugs and GWB, the non-existent WMD, and the illegal pre-emptive attack on another sovereign country that has reinvigorated Iran/Shia Islam, killed around a million Iraqi civilians and displaced another five million, destroyed ordinary life in Iraq (the medical sector was the finest in the region before the invasion, and that’s all gone), cost trillions of US dollars, and made Dick Cheney and Halliburton/KBR obscenely rich.
Ie, Brown and the UK government are forever contaminated by that association.
Not to mention “It started in America”. You can see how that little statement might peeve an American.
Very much so – that’s another reason why Brown is so bankrupt – he can’t even crap on his own doorstep without the night ecurity light coming on (god what a sight!).
Did it start in America,it was endemic all over the place and completely unregulated.
Unfortunately, some people have short memories. Come election time, when he’s dishing out more alolowances to “hard-working families”, a lot of them will forget the past and concentrate on the present.
It really is up to Dave to keep up the pressure and make sure this doesn’t happen.
Yes, but apart from that it’s all gone rather well…
Tony’s got a nice job helping bring about Middle East peace and Cherie has got the mortgage(s) paid off.
I saw Bliar on the tv the other night.
I was struck by how old he looks now. Good.
I wish him a slow and painful death as compensation for all the misery he has caused.
“(the medical sector was the finest in the region before the invasion, and that’s all gone)”
Considering that Iraq had a decade and a half of sanctions prior to the invasion, that says more about the Middle East.
Has anyone seen junior?
His Pot Noodle is ready.
As a young man, me and some of the fellows attended a pre-wedding event in your Durr-Ham near Scotland. After several quarts of the fine Lindisfarne honey ale, we were regaled in song by an ancient Durr-ham shaman. He sang of a terrifying beast with:
“A greet big heid and a greet big gob and a greet big goggly eye.”
Needless to say, this brother ain’t goin’ nowhere near that mu’fukka!
That’ll be the Lambtom Worm you’re talking about. It’s also a reasonable desciption of McFuckwit.
Are you of Scots descent fuck face ?
I believe that Durr-ham shaman to be Tony Bliar.
Goes back to the days when Durham was part of Scotland, don’t you know.
In happier times, Durham was indeed part of Northumbria, but it has NEVER been part of Scotland
Things might have been different if the infelicitous Battle of Nechtansmere had gone the other way …. Mr Brown might then have been a Northumbrian
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As previously stated, Vile. Go away and grow up.
Guido Ashcroft-Fox has a duty to report the news as he sees it and in Guido’s own style
That ain’t news. That’s a vile trick so disgusting even McBride and Draper would draw the line.
You mean to tell me you can be moral and vote conservative at the same time ?
Now that is what I call Vile. Grow up Engineer, “sticks and stones” and all that…these bastards cost real people REAL jobs and will do s again if you let them.
1979 – Sick man of Europe.
1997 – All economic indicators (including unemployment) improving. Never been known before. National debt £340 billion.
2009 – National debt £1,370 billion and rising. Unemployment 3 million and rising.
Go figure.
I can tell from the style of the words that you are some other bastard positing…..get back to your Sunday Bazaare and flog off your cut-price-deathmasks interlouper.
If you can’t argue with the facts and figures, try gratuitous insults instead. Very New Labour.
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I imagine Baroness Scotland is delighted with this morning’s news – anyone remember Stephen Hesford now?
The fuck-ups and embarrassment are coming so thick and fast that no doubt tomorrow there will be something else that make us forget the Obama snub.
What snub was that?
If we forgot what Thatcher and Herr Heseltine did to the country a few short years ago then we can forget anything – have a sniffter with me – *up ker kilt*
Ah yes, they set the scene and mood for Tony Blair to hit the ground running.
The rest is heartbreaking.
I wonder what they were doing for the eighteen years they were supposoedly in opposition to her – given that they are now wanting to build statues of her and give her a state funeral.
Maybe John Smith’S BODY can be exhumed and his dna cloned for new LABOUR LEADER OF THE TRADITIONAL LEFT.
Yes Thatchers terrible destruction of socialist parasites.
It must be heart-breaking for those who’s politics sympathise with igneumon wasps.
Gp away junior and leave the serious discussion to the men around here….BTW – do you run a Sunday opening bargain store staffed by part time women on the minimum wage with unemployed husbands and skinny kids ?
Strange how the ‘little’ matter of £170,000 claimed by the Baroness in the ongoing London residency scam is scarcely worth a mention in the msm anymore, but that is what you might call a cross party issue and so best forgotten, Pickles anybody?
(he innocently points out) fuck off 464, you’re a 666 in disguise.
Chutney?
[...] People like my colleague warned of the strategic consequences. Even Guido has noticed. [...]
Suck my prick you fascist hick
Education, education, education – such an eloquent turn of phrase
Ah, there you are you little monkey.
Come on now, your Pot Noodle has gone cold.
Like men do you? Typical leftie. If your not rooting each others arses your trying to promote it in schools. Hopefully it will be made illegal again.
See the next thread (which started at 11:13am).
That was a poop scoop, tardy.
Whereas elsewhere the GLA have probed Richard Barnbrook over a little mistake and can suspend him for 6 months. Now if only we could suspend all the Labour liars for 6 months for every lie, no matter how minor…
Hmm….
BBC are asking if the US is distancing itself from the UK, on its have your say area: http://newsforums.bbc.co.uk/nol/thread.jspa?forumID=7039&edition=1&ttl=20090924130110
That rejected comment count is going to skyrocket I think…
I am tempted not to revel in this story too much, Guido, it can only have come from the PMs inner circle (who else would know?). Seems to me like a good ruse to get Baroness Scotland off the front page.
Geography tells us the US IS distant from the UK… and that Europe is near and we are part of it… Politics may be another matter… Ho hum
Where I grew up in East Anglia I was always being told that the British Isles was merely an expendable decoy US aircraft carrier stationed permanently off the coast of mainland Europe… but that was in the days of the Cold War…
Charles Taylor, the former despot of Liberia, is currently on trial at the Special Court of Sierra Leone sitting at The Hague. Taylor’s henchmen and boy soldiers committed horrendous atrocities during the civil war in Sierra Leone throughout the 1990′s. Genocide, mutilation and torture were everyday occurances in Taylor’s attempt to take control of the diamond rich areas of Eastern Sierra Leone.
Guess who funded, trained and sponsored Taylor’s warriors in an attempt to destabilise the West Africa Region, non other than Gordons new chum, Quadaffi. Quadaffi provided military training, political awareness programmes and weapons to Taylor. He should be sitting next to Taylor on trial but it will never happen and it is obvious why.
What degenerate, immoral and self serving people are the likes of Brown and politicians of his ilk.
On the New Statesman site the question is asked should Brown go or stay 66% go and 34% say stay… and that is the nulabour house magazine…
Kitchen scene
Pres Obama
“McMental wash those goddamn pots”
McMental
“Yes Massa , can I just take this oppotrunity to say”
Pres Obama
” NO! Just wash the pots and shut the fuck up”
McMental
“Sorry massa, I do love you though”
I love you Obama Beach… pleeeaaassseeee one nice photo with you?
Brown is definitely going blind – watch him at the UN – it must be a nightmare not to be able to see,but then to be PM,to be hated by everyone,to have zero charisma,to have no luck,have a jaw hanging off, to etc etc
He’s like the Monty Python knight who keeps going with no arms and legs!
By the way,I simply cannot picture that sack of crap ever running – perhaps MINCING,but not running!
OO you are awful having a go at our dear leader like that.
Our revered PM(Piltdown Man) is a genius he has told us all.
So please give him a chance,calling him a sack of crap is unfair,
because you know as well as I know,crap has some uses.
I’ve just seen the start of the UN security Council meeting on Sky. President Omaha stopped and spoke to Toxic Brown but there were no signs of a “special relationship” – definitely no tongue or anything.
Liking Constantly Furious’ take on this: Brown as pissed bloke at party. Ha ha!!
Hmm – Brown avoiding Brown!
“”Tee higher dee monkey climb, da more im exposed”"
Jamaican Proverb
So if Barry would not talk to our esteemed PM … did he dump Gordon by text message or twitter?
Gordon & Obama 4 evr
Daily Mash explains it clearly, perhaps broon should be sent a copy.
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/international/obama-to-meet-bulgarian-deputy-sports-minister-200909242087/