September 23rd, 2009

Just Go

Lord Mandelson — who knows a thing or two about being sacked from the cabinet in the middle of a front page scandal — says of the Baroness “You have to inform yourself properly before rushing to judgment. That’s what the Prime Minister has done…”


318 Comments

  1. 1
    going mental says:

    fuck sake guido you know its 1 rule for them and one rule for the rest of us

    • 22
      Steve Expat says:

      Good writeup from Mark Wallace on Centreright blog

      Sometimes, of course, people are punished due to breaching overly complex laws that they couldn’t reasonably be expected to understand – particularly given the huge increase in legal complexity Baroness Scotland has overseen. They are normally ordinary invdividuals unversed in the law, though, rather than one of the most senior lawyers in the land who actually helped to enact the very law they have broken.

      But as well as being aware of this particular law, shouldn’t the Attorney General should be aware of a such a fundamental principle as ignorance being no defence?

      Completely untenable position by anyone’s standards, would be rather embarrasing for all if she’s still the story going into the Conference next week!!

      • 40
        • 75
          Baroness Scotland says:

          I am going to keep my £38,280-a-year “night subsistence allowance”.
          I am entitled to the allowance, which is paid automatically to me by the department rather than being claimed as an expense, as legislation does not specify where I should live to qualify. And cop this you spoil sports:
          A spokesman for the me said: “There is nothing in this legislation, nor the order which gives effect to it, which specifies that this allowance is only to be paid to ministers whose main residence is outside London.
          “The Department pays Baroness Scotland the allowance based on this understanding of the legislation. Baroness Scotland has initiated no claim for this or any other allowance.”

          And “The Cabinet Office agreed that the payments were not against the rules as they stand.

          It’s a loop hole dontcha know luvvies. Just going to tell Mandy about it.
          Nah nah.

        • 123

          David and Goliath – Taking on the juggernaut of the ‘Yes’ campaign:

        • 137

          MP Stephen Hesford resigns as aide to the Law Officers citing Baroness Scotland’s failure to resign.

        • 163

          Ollie @147 – good to see someone has principles, though the Red Rag you linked to makes them ‘principals’ which just sums up the wonderful state of literacy that has resulted from 12 years of the lords of misrule :o )

          I despair, I really do – think I’ll just go and read more Spike Milligan to cheer me up. Or maybe Philip Larkin – he’s always good for a laugh :o )

        • 168
          don E says:

          If she is forced to resign, or finally does the honourable thing (fat chance!), she will surely lose the £38,280-a-year “night subsistence allowance”, as she will no longer be a Minister and therefore have no Ministerial Troughing Rights.

        • 183
          barefootcontessa says:

          She’ll just spend the time between now and her gracious resignation (perhaps end of the year time) to insert herself in to another extra well paid job. She’ll have so much ‘on’ members of the government and the establishment that noone will dare move against her.

        • 292

          @175 The Paragnostic

          How I wish I was young enough to use 12 years of Labour rule as an excuse. Sadly I am not, I failed to read it back before posting that’s all. Thanks – corrected now.

          I should get a job at the Grauniad. No on second thoughts, I shouldn’t.

        • 295

          Look. You people continuously complain about the sheer volume of regulation and red tape that this wonderful Labour government has introduced. Now you get on your high horse because one little minister forgets about one little law….

          This is just nit-picking. You can’t possibly expect her to remember every little law she passed now can you?

          Give New Labour 5 MORE YEARS. Just think what they could do…….

        • 297

          @175 The Paragnostic

          I have just had a quick look at your new blog and feel the need to point out that Gordon Brown is a one eyed Scottish idiot not a one eyed scottish idiot, capitals should be used for proper nouns and their derivatives. I despair I really do. Revenge is sweet.

        • 307

          Ollie @310 – I’m not sure, but I was always taught that only proper nouns should be capitalised – unfortunatley I’m an old pedant with a not very regular and usually depressing blog ;o)

          I’ll change it to a capital S if you really want me to, but would maintain forever that adjectives should not be capitalised ;o)

          Oh, and I never ever ‘ize’ a word because that is a Colonial (capitalised) abhorrence ;o)

      • 44

        A similar point is made by the Adam Smith institute. Baroness Scotland: The facts

        Aslo an awesome cartoon of Lady Justice from Andy Davey in the paper version of the Sun today, posted with his permission here.

        • 52

          Guido,

          Lady Scotland is a Dame of the Sacred Military Constantinian Order Of St George !

          I can happily assure you that the “Constantinian Order” of which Baroness Scotland is a member is an imitation of the real Order, given by a junior prince of the Bourbon family whose claims are unrecognised by the King of Spain, head of the Bourbon family. Five Spanish government bodies investigated this prince’s claim, and decisively dismissed it. The factotum of this Order is a Mr Anthony Bailey, a PR guru, who has recommended its wide distribution to a variety of individuals (he also recomemnds awards of the long extinct Order of Francis I of the Two Sicilies, given despite the fact that this kingdom has not existed for almost 150 years.

          The real Order (see http://www.constantinianorder.org) is headed by the Infante don Carlos of Spain, Duke of Calabria; its British delegate is Prince Rupert zu Loewenstein and it has no connection with Mr Bailey’s group.

          Keep digging, keep digging…..

        • 77
          stilyagi_air_corps says:

          There’s no snob like a Labour snob… They always go belly-up for trinkets!

    • 68
      Death or Tory says:

      Meanwhile, ineresting whispers circulating Whitehall as to why ‘our Pat’ got slapped with that £5k fine so quickly. Apparently it wasn’t that she committed a ‘technical breach’ in not photocopying the paperwork, more a case that the paperwork was so clearly incorrect that a 5 year old could have identified it as wrong.

      So either our eagle-eyed Attorney General…

      1. Did see the documents but completely failed to pick up on the fact that they were clearly incorrect.
      2. Saw they were incorrect but still employed the woman regardless of her illegal status, or…
      3. She never saw them in the first place.

      Still, it’s only a rumour…

      • 84
        DisgustedOfMitcham2 says:

        It may be only a rumour, but logic dictates that one of your options 1-3 must be true. Whether we’ll ever find out which one, I suspect not.

        • 110
          Huw Jampton says:

          I think we may well find out, as and when when our currently ‘on-the-run’ cleaner has the sense to contact someone of the ilk of Max Clifford. She can then provide her story and a copy of the relevant entries on her passport pages . . .

          This story has further to run, and to embarass the government. That’s why the opposition parties are glad Brown didn’t fire her.

      • 93
        South of the M4 says:

        Option 3. She never bothered to see them at all. That is why her body language is as it is. She is privately embarrassed and uncomfortable in lying. But its the party line thing to always blame somebody else and cling to power.

      • 104
        Osama the nazarene says:

        You don’t get fined five grand for forgetting to do the photocopying, that really is draconian!

        So she saw cheap labour flash up before her eyes blinding her to everything else. Hence any of the 3 scenarios you describe could equally apply. Its more than a rumour, it stands to reason.

        I say she’s covering up or in unparliamentary language LYING.

      • 240
        Susie says:

        Or she was so blinded by lust that it wouldn’t have mattered if the Tongan had been Gaddafi’s sister, Osama’s daughter… still only a rumour.

    • 91
      stilyagi_air_corps says:

      Racist filth! ‘Nacker’ is an extremely derogatory term for members of the Shelta-speaking community. Please redact you comment in a manner appropriate to Party guidelines, or we’ll publish your IP address!

    • 191
      Anonymous says:

      One of her aids has just quit saying he can no longer support her position

      SO BARONESS SCOTLAND IT’S TIME TO FUCK OFF !!

    • 260
      Mongrel says:

      Standard labour stuff, fingers in ears, going la la la and hoping we’ll go away. The only thing that is boring is her continued refusal to resign. She has compounded her original breach of the law by lying about photocopying the documents, so whether or not the original offence was a resignation issue, she must now be sacked.

  2. 2
    A concerned parishioner says:

    Can’t the whole bloody lot just go!

    • 53
      Ivor Schwartzporsche says:

      The law terrifies us and business so I hope she is terrified but probably not as she is above it-literally.

  3. 3
    Billy Blofeld says:

    If nothing else – she should resign for incompetence.

    She has been hoist by one of her own countless poorly drafted laws. Incompetence.

  4. 4
    Vlad the Inhaler says:

    And on paper, she appeared so well-qualified.

    Being female & coloured made her the ideal candidate

    • 6
      Lord High Everything Else says:

      We’re all “coloured” – I’m pink, she’s brown, and your an idiot. It’s her incompetence and arrogance that’s the issue, not her skin colour.

      • 13
        bandersnatch says:

        Agreed. Doesn’t matter what colour she is. Not the point.

        It must be hard to admit to yourself you have committed such a grisly balls-up that you have to go, but by now she knows she has, and it is arrogant of her not to walk the plank. She’ll have to go in the end.

        • 45

          Unfortunately what colour and what sex you are born with matter DEEPLY to those of the Marxist faith and they discriminate based on these features.

        • 61
          Ivor Schwartzporsche says:

          Have they ceased classifying crime by ethnicity yet? I.E: Most white collar crime is committed by whites, etc. If they still class crime to origin of race then it would seem fair as this crime is white collar. So color doesn’t have anything to do with it and is not important anymore in a multi-cultured climate.

      • 15

        Vlad is being ironic.

        • 18
          bandersnatch says:

          I know, but Lord High wasn’t and my reply followed his comment

        • 99
          English Viking says:

          @18

          It would appear that both sex and colour matter very much to this Government. If you think it’s racist to suspect that a black woman with a third rate degree from a fourth rate ‘university’ became the highest legal officer in the land by virtue of her ‘diversity’ and not on her apparent lack of competence and talent, I’m a nazi. Haven’t you got a dog to feed, Pavlov?

    • 64
  5. 5
    Baron Scotlands Hairpiece says:

    Impeach her merkin.

  6. 7
    El O'Quent says:

    These people are unspeakably hubristic.

  7. 8
    bandersnatch says:

    The tone of the comments on the BBC website even is subtly changing. It is pointed out that the PM is out of the country and when such situations arise and the chief is away, the person under pressure is more likely to jack it in.
    We shall see.

  8. 9
    Lord R Sole of Chorlton-Cum-Quickly says:

    I agree, the law she has drafted and pushed through is in part, designed to prevent employers taking on illegal immigrant workers.

    By her actions, she has proved that the law just does not work. She apparently did all the checks but just failed to keep photocopies.

    If it is so easy to fool the greatest legal brain in the Country, then the law obviously does not work as it was intended.

    Get rid of her and get somebody else to have another go at strengthening the law.

    • 24
      DisgustedOfMitcham2 says:

      “She apparently did all the checks but just failed to keep photocopies.”

      So she says. But that just doesn’t stack up. If she really did all the checks, she would have known that her cleaner was here illegally. It’s hardly credible that she wouldn’t know what documentation was required.

      Either she never did the checks in the first place, or she did them and decided to employ an illegal immigrant anyway.

      I can’t believe that Paxman didn’t spot that on Newsnight last night. He just seemed to take it completely at face value that she’d done the checks in good faith.

      • 50

        I can’t believe that Paxman didn’t spot that on Newsnight last night. He just seemed to take it completely at face value that she’d done the checks in good faith.

        He was probably told not to take that line of questioning.

        • 82
          Peter says:

          He did very well

          (well worth the salary if I say so myself)

        • 105
          Sukyspook says:

          Presumably, Beware of Geeks, Paxo was just following the party line. I didn’t see him mention the ‘new world order’ either when it was emblazened all over the set on Monday night…

        • 146
          Anonymous says:

          The BBC can only say what the government want the to

        • 199
          barefootcontessa says:

          Paxman did quite well v that vilest of vile persons, – the Blair creature, and what a sight he was! He had an expression of fear that said ‘Oh God, somebody’s going to shoot be in the back any minute’.

      • 54
        Anonymous says:

        This is exactly right – she could not have seen legitimate documentation – full stop. Either the cleaner produced ‘high quality’ forgeries, and she is prosecuted and forced to reveal where she got them, or the Baroness is lying. These are the only two options I can see. I think we will see the “Cleaners Tale” a Max Clifford production – Sunday’s NOTW looks favourite.

      • 59
        Anonymous says:

        To play devil’s advocate for a second, could it not be the case that the passport/visa were valid at the time she checked them, but have since expired?

        Although that doesn’t alter the fact that she has highlighted exactly why the population of this country has nothing but contempt for this government and all it stands for; if she wanted to retain even a scrap of the diginity one would have thought essential to hold a seat in the HoL, she should stand down now. I imagine it would be even more humiliating to be sacked by someone who was even less competent at his job than she was at hers.

        • 96
          Thats News says:

          Student Visa. Not working visa, I think?

          She should go. But will not without a lot of pushing.

        • 117
          School for Scoundrels says:

          If she had checked them, she would have seen the expiry date. If she knew the expiry date then she was not making a ‘technical error’, she was knowingly employing an illegal.

      • 271
        Morris 1100 says:

        I want to see the passport. In the paper. Now. Then we’ll know. All of the rest is just speculation.

    • 32
      ??? says:

      “greatest legal brain in the Country”

      • 58
        legal dept anon says:

        The industry was aghast when her appointment was announced – they still are with each passing day of this fiasco.

        Her appointment is at the heart of the New Labour project – over promoting ethnic minorities to tick the right PC boxes & sod their actual competency to do the job.

        I would venture the opinion that pressure from within the industry is eroding the sand under her feet with each passing hour.

        • 71
          Ivor Schwartzporsche says:

          If she hadn’t been given the top job we would be left with the second best third rate Attorney General wouldn’t we? So it is only right and proper that the best get the best jobs.

        • 80
          Seth the pig farmer says:

          it isn’t just about promoting minorities, it is about promoting loyalty. Subservience to the party is the only requirment.

        • 118

          I suppose if you promote someone who isn’t really up to the job you ensure their loyalty.

        • 276
          The UK is becoming East Germany circa 1976 says:

          It is not overpromoting ethnics, though God knows ZaNuLab quota box ticking is as racist as anything they decry. No, it is the utter incompetence of the worthless individuals who are promoted, that is most striking.

          Bob hoonormous Ainsworth anyone?

        • 277
          EC1 PhD says:

          Which is precisely what is needed were another UN resolution to require a legal opinion.

        • 308
          udderly 'orrible says:

          ……apart from the legal precedent she has now set and which our learned friends are no doubt gleefully deploying across the piece.

          Tonga-Tonga its past your time, go, waddle off into the dusk.

      • 152
        Lord R Sole of Chorlton-Cum-Quickly says:

        Good God, are you suggesting that she is not the top legal brain in the Country?

        • 176
          Sir William Waad says:

          If she were, she would be pulling down at least £2 mill a year arguing the toss about the principle of ‘stercorem pro cerebros habes’ in a case of great, expensive and abstruse dullness before Lord Cocklecarrot. not waffling in the House of Lords.

      • 203
        barefootcontessa says:

        Where DID she get that voice?! Not Walthamstow I doubt.

  9. 12
    The Sleeper says:

    Well..there’s that Law fucked!

    Next one done for the same offence only has to say…”It’s the same as not paying the congestion charge,Guv..that’s what the Attorney general said..and she should know!”

  10. 14
    Mrs Gussett says:

    Does she have a work permit for her wigs?

  11. 17
    DisgustedOfMitcham2 says:

    On reflection, I’m not sure that any of this makes the slightest bit of difference.

    Seriously, is there anyone out there who was planning to vote Labour at the next election before this episode, apart from the kind of die-hard staunchly loyal Labour voter who would vote for a dead gerbil if it had a red rosette on?

    I suspect that Labour have now become so unpopular they have got to the point where they just say to themselves “Fuck it. Let’s just do whatever the hell we want. It doesn’t make any difference now anyway”.

    I’ve posted a slightly longer version of these thoughts on Labour Home, if anyone’s interested: http://www.labourhome.org/forum/?p=7448

    • 25
      bandersnatch says:

      I’ll have a look. Have just read Charles Clarke’s despairing rant in the Evening Standard. October 12th is again quoted as they day they hope to assert themselves for one last try to prevent a rout of their forces… the day they return to parliament…

      • 180
        Australian says:

        According to the BBC, this hasn’t happened! The Telegraph is running headlines that Clarke has told McDoom to b*gger off now “on health grounds”. From the Bunker Broadcasting Corporation? Nothing!

        I see some non-entity adviser to the Justice Minister, Vera Baird (Stephen Hesford MP) has at least had the decency to resign this morning in protest at the A-G remaining in office, though.

    • 27
      TheCourtOfPublicOpinion says:

      Theres a whiff of truth about that. These are strange days – they know they are condemned so just want to milk us right to the end. I wouldn’t be surprised if they went further and dropped s*hitloads of bombshells, id cards, tax that sort of thing, as the end draws near just to f*uck up the incoming tories. Who would of course then spend their entire first term doing exactly as they wanted blaming Bruins mega incompetence. Then a decade later, the cycle will repeat with the names changed.

      • 30
        DisgustedOfMitcham2 says:

        I suspect you are 100% right about all of that. How depressing.

      • 38
        Steve Expat says:

        Scorched Earth policy in full effect.

        The spending will continue until the IMF come knocking….

      • 315

        When we had a local council which knew it was going to get rinsed out, it spent the last few weeks tying up contracts for its mates, making it as as hard as possible for the incoming party to reverse them because of the massive penalty clauses.

    • 41
      Anonymous says:

      has no one told you all of the house of commons and lords are fucking thieves.

    • 225
      MrJones says:

      Totally disagree. This is toxic to precisely those people who’d normally vote Labour no matter what. They vote tribal Labour because Labour are “us” and the Tories “them”. But Zanu Labour are wannabe toffs without any class which is worst of both worlds.

  12. 19
    Seth the pig farmer says:

    “You have to inform yourself properly before rushing to judgment. That’s what the Prime Minister has done…”

    is that the same as dithering?

  13. 21
    Anonymous says:

    I hope the Tongan is holed up with Max Clifford as I write. I’d love it, just fucking love it for her to come out and blow the Baroness’ story straight out of the water.

  14. 23
    old news says:

    A defiant Jacqui Smith brushed off pressure for her to quit as Home Secretary after Conservatives yesterday accused her of “blunder, panic and cover-up” over the granting of clearance for up to 5,000 illegal immigrants to work as security guards.

  15. 28
  16. 29
    The Cunt of Monte Cristo says:

    What an utter shower of vermin Neolabour are.

    A hate filled, spendaholic, lying, twisted, inadequate, foul mouthed, bullying Scotch assumes control of the nation when the war criminal Blair was forced out, without lowering himself to asking the people what they thought.
    Now the gurning loony has effectively ceded control of the nation to Little Lord Sodomite, the glorious mortage defrauding, serial resigning, unelected, mincing princess.

    Why should the Baroness resign?
    This gang only make the laws, they should not be expected to abide by them.

    Besides she has the backing of the ‘World Statesman of the year’, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    From me cell

  17. 31
    Stronghold Barricades says:

    …and the Daily Mail catches Prescott off guard

    http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/09/22/article-1215348-068A496F000005DC-946_634x365.jpg

    Made my day

    • 83
      Anonymous says:

      He’s soooo fat – the microphone has embedded in his cheek. “..And in a second the snooker ball will drop out me trouserleg”

    • 265
      Susie says:

      He could find a nice job blowing his spout off Tonga for the tourists… maybe that’s what the Chinese have in mind.

  18. 33
    Steve Expat says:

    Offtopic but not by much.

    When the cat’s away (in America, where all the problems started)…..

    Former home secretary [Charles Clarke] launches withering attack on Brown, telling the Prime Minister to quit or Labour will be condemned to at least a decade in opposition.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/labour/6222102/Charles-Clarke-tells-Gordon-Brown-to-quit.html

  19. 42
    Greychatter says:

    Like the average person being fined for not paying the congestion charge or a parking find?

    Sixty/Eighty quid – cost her £5000 does that illustrate the pay difference between her and you and me? She will probably be entitled to charge it to her expenses.

    • 316

      I wonder if they’ll ever cash the cheque? They don’t usually. Look out for the photo opportunity of her waving the fine and saying “a cheque has been written”. Why so it has. Fools ‘em every time.

  20. 46
    Ivor Schwartzporsche says:

    You see, The telegraph article which Guido has a link for in the right hand navigation ->
    gives examples of solicitors being struck off or barred because they have broken the law up to 30 years previously. I believe Baroness Scotlandland was done for careless driving too. She ought to go, be barred and fined by the Bar. Thanks for making the complaint official;Sunlight Center.

    • 67
      Steve Expat says:

      Ivor, the story is not that they were struck off for motoring offences, but that they had not declared those offences (even though they were minor and historical).

      Assuming the Bar know about her careless driving when younger then she’ll be okay on that score.

      Still unfit to hold office for breaking the law she introduced though, no matter how minor she is making it out to be…

      • 90
        Ivor Schwartzporcshe says:

        Oh OK Steve you’re right. Why not disregard law breaking, eh? Everyone breaks some law some time ‘cos there’s too fecking many not to. Which makes the case that laws are intended to be broken so the facists can fine us part of our wealth.

        • 121
          Steve Expat says:

          There are now so many laws that we all break several of them every day – so that whenever someone embarrasses The Party or does something to offend The Establishment, there is always something that can be used to hang them.

          See the Great Repeal Bill, an idea dreamed up by those trying to reverse the creeping interference of the state over the past 20 years. I think it was first mentioned in Hannan and Carswell’s book The Plan, which is slowly but surely being adopted by Cameron…

          http://en.wikiversity.org/wiki/Great_Repeal_Bill

        • 192

          Steve – thanks for the link ;o)

          I knew we had lots of stupid laws in this country, but was staggered by the number that need repealing.

          Ta for being informative.

        • 201
          don E says:

          I confess! I didn’t practice archery last Sunday.

          I’ll turn myself in.

      • 113
        JMT says:

        So if the Bar Council do not, she is toast? Bet the Bar Council are checking the docs like crazy – nice easy non-political “get-out” for them – plenty of legal precedents to boot!

        “Sorry ma’am, – you never told us learned folk that you had a certificate issued by the Fuzz which proved you incapable of driving a nail into a block of wood. So you are in the same position as all the losers we have struck off for the same reason. Nothing to do with the dodgy Au Pair.”

  21. 49
    mad fred 2 para says:

    Is she still in a job?

    Unbelievable.

    • 120
      Two Butcher's Bags for the Ministers' Heads says:

      It gives no credit to a Labour Government engulfed already in the scandal of wide embezzlement of MP expenses and the abominable neglect of our fighting men and women abroad to have a flagrantly criminal minister still in office.

      That she’s Attorney-General is the apex of irony. But would Call Me Dave or Clegg have the honesty or generous spirit to dismiss a colleague, a friend, a woman, either, as nowadays all politicians seem haughty and autocratic.

      I recall Dave’s model of a new Tory parliamentarian, Chloe Smith, vowing to be a more ‘One Nation’ Conservative than a Thatcher/Churchill anti-Socialist champion as that is to ‘divisive’. If so, God help the increasingly poor and harassed British middle-class, and prepare the eulogy for Magna Carta individual liberty.

  22. 57
    GO NOW says:

    Abracadabra – zoonybedefra – umbrilsclelosybub !!!

    Did the magic work?

    Have they gone yet?

    • 166
      Derren Brown says:

      Of course.

      The fact that everyone thinks they are still here is just another one of my brilliant illusions.

  23. 60
    Airey Belvoir says:

    Old Holborn has a story that the silly woman has even awarded herself a fake medal to aggrandise heelf – worth a look.

    • 69
      Troughy says:

      A vain woman’s cry for help – and if possible, a Bildeberg invite.

    • 129
      Des Lynam says:

      makes sense, she got a gold medal in ’84. she is Tessa Sanderson isn’t she? Tessa’s looking shocking rough but she’ll still hurl a spear good.

    • 230
      udderly 'orrible says:

      If true what more does this tell us about Tonga-Tonga’s judgment?

      Her colleagues claim the QC is “astute” while Hatepersons praises her to the skies (say no more).

      For Liebour its all one big love-in, hugs and kisses when you’re hurt (remember Mandlebum’s “love peter, love derek” correspondence with drippy draper?) and encircle the wagons against any who don’t belong to the great -pie-in-the-sky Socialist nightmare.

      What a total disaster.

  24. 66
    philip walling says:

    She’d have to go back to being a family law barrister if she resigned – a wonderful punishment.

    The silly cow is taken in by her own drivel – like most barristers. What a marvellous irony that she should be the tenth child of a twelve child immigrant family from the Dominican Republic and be persecuting immigrants.

    The offence she created is one of the increasingly popular ‘strict liability’ offences – there’s no defence that you did not intend to do it. It also tries to bypass the court, so anyone accused can be ‘fined’ by the ‘Border Agency’. In other words, like a lot of Nulab legislation, you are guilty unless you prove you’re innocent – that’s why she had to produce photocopies, and if she couldn’t they had her fair and square.

    She deserves everything that’s coming to her. She’s stupid and venal and, at the least, she’s incompetent and it’s entirely right that she should be the one to suffer for such an unfair Act being passed.

    In the name of God go! And take the rest of your hideous cronies with you.

  25. 76
    Phil O'Pastree says:

    I believe you only have a bantam under your kilt, Shorts.

  26. 79
    Phil O'Pastree says:

    Charles Clarke says JUST GO!

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/labour/6222102/Charles-Clarke-tells-Gordon-Brown-to-quit.html

    …but he’s speaking to Brown. Expect the heat to be turned up on the Baronessie to deflect attention from Clarke’s wise words.

    • 87
      Troughy says:

      “Are we just going to stand by and watch the whole Labour ship crash on to the rocks of May 2010?” he asked.

      No Clarkey. First we’re going to piss ourselves laughing, then we’re going to loot the corpses.

  27. 85
    Baron Scotland says:

    Rather cheeky of Deripaska-Mandelson to be pointing a finger at the Baroness . All she is doing is working her butt off to keep me in champers and exotic dailies.
    AS for you Guido, piss off.

    PS Any chance of 5000 out of the vast loot you are making . The Baroness is saying she is in a “fine mess”.

  28. 86
    Anonymous says:

    71. Are you Baroness Scotland?

  29. 88
    Brown and Bono Kissing says:

    O?T but have a look at this picture of Mc Doom and that t.w.a.t Bonio.
    Warning its pretty scary

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1215442/I-cut-Trident-Brown-tell-UN.html?ITO=1490

  30. 89
    Gordon Brown says:

    Just finished with Bono, he’s nice
    now just about to start a nice chat with that nice (although not as nice as AM) Simon Mayo on R5 shortly (1pm BST)
    I’ll explain why I did not sack her.

  31. 95
    Trinny says:

    For sale. One nuclear submarine.

    One careful owner. Full service history. Complete with own warheads (never used).

    No timewasters. No Libyans.

    • 101
      Up periscope says:

      What do you mean no Libyans?

      I would not be suprised if one of our Nuclear submarines was on offer to Gordon’s latest best friend….his only friend.

      • 115
        Trinny says:

        Sorry, typo. Should be No Librarians – can’t have nuclear deterrent in the hands of such power-mad extroverts.

        • 212

          Lol trinny – Larkin was a librarian, and possibly the maddest git in Hull ;o)

          There’s a poem you should read – it was from the Whit Weddings collection and it’s called Homage to a Government – sums these Labour gits up perfectly.

    • 258
      Israeli Navy says:

      We need it to transport pizzas.

  32. 102
    Gordon Brown says:

    Is that you Damo.I hope your not too jealous of me and Saint Bono.

  33. 106
  34. 108
    Nice cop bad cop. says:

    Nick Cleggs new catchphrase is “progressive austerity”, I kid you not. He mst be taking lessons from Gordon is putting a nice word next to a bad word and expecting those stupid citizens to fall for it.

  35. 109
    Jonah Watch says:

    Wirral West MP Stephen Hesford has resigned his position as Government aide over Baroness Scotland’s refusal to stand down.
    Hesford was PPS to the Law officers, and says in his letter of resignation that he: “cannot support the decision which allows her to remain in office.”

  36. 111
    Fidel X Penses says:

    Ask them yourself, arsecandle.

  37. 116
    Lord Mandelson's broken dreams says:

    The lady doth protest too much methinks

    How quickly Mandy started spinning for Brown after dropping him firmly in the shite yesterday with his ‘sources’ leaks to the press about how not sacking Baroness Scotland was symptomatic of Brown’s weak leadership and dithering.

    He’s slippery as an eel and probably lining something ‘big’ up to leak for the Labour Conference.

    When Mandy is praising you most lavishly Gordon, that is precisely when you will feel the deadly dagger sliding and slipping up to it’s hilt between your shoulderblades.

    Then is when you shudder to the ground to find all around you recreating act III scene 1 of Julius Caesar.

    Et, tu Mandy ?

    • 143
      Anonymous says:

      In this context is “deadly dagger” a euphemism for something a little more, ahem… organic?

  38. 119
    Lizard says:

    So Gordon’s work is nearly done.

    He has destroyed the economic powerhouse of this one great nation.

    He has wiped out the indigenous population by flooding the land with immigrants, at the same time bringing the Church of England to its knees under a Muslim onslaught.

    His final act of destruction is to destroy the Royal Navy and sink Britannia once and for all.

    Then Gordon will make his exit.

    • 153
      Mad Jock McMad says:

      “The crisis was “cooked up in trading rooms, where not just a few but many people earned annual bonuses equal to a lifetime’s earnings of some of those now suffering the consequences,” he said. “We cannot go back to business as usual and accept the risk that a similar crisis occurs again in ten or twenty years’ time,” he added. He blasted critics who wanted to ignore his concerns “as if the near-death experience of our financial system only 12 months ago had simply never occurred”. They, not he, were the real enemies of the City and the market economy, he said.”

      Seems even the Head of the FSA is no longer willing to stay on Godarling’s ‘wisnae me it was them yanks’ message.

      So sorry Lizard looks like the mighty engine of southern greed did itself in, Godarling’s mess up over HBOS just helped things along as did the Treasury’s feeding of goodies to Peston in attempts to shore up Gordarlings position of it wisnae them that caused it; honest!

      PS: where I live in Scotland; Westminster/ EU Policy has just seen my local council being lambasted for not having a diversity officer to ensure equal rights for immigrants. Even though -as the council points out – there are not enough immigrants in its area to justify the post, it has a £30 million budget deficit, is cutting staff, services (due mainly to the previous Labour councils incompetence) and councillors know that to appoint such a person in the current conditions will mean their butts will be slung out in 2011 by their electorate.

      What Ho – Westminster and Emperor Blair’s pals at the EU know best!

      • 177

        What really happened was that governments cooked up a credit bubble and taxed the effects.

        They’re just blame shifting.

        Remember REGULATORS decide on the volume of credit, banks allocate it.

        • 216
          don E says:

          The whole problem summed up succinctly.

        • 219

          Ouch AC1 – you’re right on the button as usual.

          There’s an acquaintance of mine who was offered the job of running the FSA in 97 – he knew the scam (being a money laundering expert) and took early retirement instead.

          Shopkeepers should never, ever be allowed to run banks.

        • 273
          Anonymous says:

          Regulators don’t run the Banks or decide on suicidal leverage.
          Let’s not get too silly.

          The Banks Brown and the Regulators.
          That’s the real ‘tripartite’ system of blame and everyone knows it.

        • 313
          tat says:

          note to reader: please discard every comment paragnostic and anticitizen post.
          they are a pair of wankers.
          end of note.

  39. 122
    JMT says:

    Gordon and Baroness Scotland have both been speaking very loudly, and actively canvassing, on their behalf.

    In an effort to boost B&P poll ratings at the next election the Brown/Scotland combo have decided to keep her in post, and fine farmers £100 grand to offset her expenses.

  40. 125
    Gordon Brown says:

    Fuck off Mc Bride your no longer my Gimp.

  41. 127
    Raving Loon says:

    Regardless of one’s opinion on immigration, for the highest officer of law in the land to break a law that she herself instigated, and not then be carted of to the gallows, is hoon-ness of the highest order

  42. 128
    Anonymous says:

    ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

    PARLIAMENTARY AIDE TO BARONESS SCOTLAND QUITS..

    DEVELOPING..

    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

  43. 130

    Anyone here stupid enough to get extorted by the BBC?

    The BBC uniquely funded by threats!

  44. 131
    Grex says:

    Yup. On-air ambush on Mayo show.

  45. 132
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Prime Minister
    10 Downing Street
    London
    SW1A 2AA
    23 September 2009
    Dear
    It is with considerable personal regret that I find myself writing to inform you of my decision to resign my positions as PPS to several ministers, principally the Solicitor General.
    My decision comes about because as an aide to the Law Officers, whilst I have great personal regard for the Attorney General, I cannot support the decision which allows her to remain in office.
    In my view the facts of the case do not matter. It is the principle which counts, particularly at a time when the publics’ trust of Whitehall is uncertain to say the least.
    We have to be seen to be accountable.

    http://blogs.news.sky.com/boultonandco/Post:65063da2-0773-4708-80c3-73c865b83824

    Will William Hill’s be changing the odds?

    Gordon Brown Statesman of the Year – you cannot be serious.

    • 139
      X says:

      You’ve censored out the second half, naughty Genghiz.

      In addition, could I just mention matters of policy where I believe leadership is vital.

      On the constitution: We must legislate to offer a referendum on how we elect Members of the House of Commons. We must finish off reform of the House of Lords.

      Generally, I would urge you to move as quickly as possible to withdraw from Afghanistan and to signal a change in our position over Trident replacement.

      Finally, on the economy, the Government is to be congratulated upon its clear-sighted and effective response to the downturn.

      You have my continued support in your resistance to David Cameron’s myopic and siren calls for an “Age of Austerity”.

      My constituents benefit greatly from using our much-improved public services and they would not wish to see these jeopardised nor have our continued economic recovery put in doubt.

      With best wishes

      Yours sincerely

      Stephen Hesford MP
      C.c. Chief Whip

      http://blogs.news.sky.com/boultonandco/Post:65063da2-0773-4708-80c3-73c865b83824

      • 161
        genghiz the kahn says:

        Does Hesford not do irony?

        Funny how they are all topics of the day, but if the first paragraphs embarass McDoom then all is well.

        • 174
          jgm2 says:

          Finally, on the economy, the Government is to be congratulated upon its clear-sighted and effective response to the downturn.

          Response to the downturn? Same as their response to the ‘upturn’. Borrow fucking billions mate. Get that printed money out there.

          That’s not a ‘response’ – that’s just more of the same. Lots more.

          What an arsehole. Still if it puts pressure on the fragrant Pat and the Imbecile in Chief then who am I to grumble?

      • 220
        Raving Loon says:

        ResponsE to the economy? Would that be a trillion quid of debt and Zimbabwe/monopoly monetary policy?

  46. 134
    Grex says:

    Brown defending Scotland. “…stay in her pooost.”

    Oh it’s a gift for the Tories.

  47. 138
    Anonimong says:

    Try using English next time C.U.N.T

  48. 141
    councilhousetory says:

    Her PPS has just quit over the matter.

    • 148
      Steve Expat says:

      BBC BREAKING NEWS:
      Labour MP Stephen Hesford quits as junior government aide over Baroness Scotland row

      Broon the Hoon on R5L now carrying on the story about it being a minor breach of nothing very much..

    • 190
      Stronghold Barricades says:

      Someone with backbone, or trying to save his seat (if we believe Clarke in the standard)

  49. 145
  50. 149
    Mc Bride the Peado says:

    What are you wittering on about now.Do us all a favour and fuck right off back to wife beater land theres a good boy.

  51. 150
    udderly 'orrible says:

    ++++hesford , tongaland’s ppa just resigned – bbc wato says she has taken wrong decisions.

  52. 154
    Government-by-Cluster-Fuck says:

    Can we have a “Libellous Limericks” thread on this one ?

    • 231

      there once was a fat baroness
      who got herself into a mess
      she wouldn’t resign
      she wasted our time
      if she died i couldn’t care less

      • 317
        Warwick Hunt says:

        There was a young lady from Tonga
        Who wanted to stay a bit longa
        A fat baroness
        Said you can clean up my mess
        But it cost her 5000 wonga

  53. 157
    Pete-s says:

    Only a minor official quits over Scotland. But as the TESCO advert goes:

    ‘Every little bit helps’

  54. 159
    DelBoy says:

    She “…may have emabarressed Governement…”

    Note : “May”. But governement?

  55. 162
    Troughy says:

    ‘Ere Pat!

  56. 164
    Pete-s says:

    McDoom is on 5Dead right now. Questions form the public telling him he has got it wrong, not in tune with the public. McDoom must definitely be ill to allow this.

    • 178
      Steve Expat says:

      A tenner says that Mandy put him up to this one!

      He’s not getting an easy ride at all, maybe someone thought the BBC would sort the questions but they have done nothing of the sort!!!!!!

      • 185
        jgm2 says:

        Questions Smeschtions.

        The Maximum Imbecile will simply ignore any question and get into his buzzword bingo.

        ‘Doing the right thing…’

        ‘That’s why we’re taking the tough decisions…’

        ‘Do nothing party…’

        Why does anybody bother to listen to a word the jackass says?

        It is all pure shit. The shit de tutti shit from start to finish.

      • 186
        Jonah Watch says:

        Gordon Brown MP, Prime Minister
        Radio 5 Live
        Mr Brown urged people to “get a proper sense of perspective” over Baroness Scotland’s employment of an illegal.

        “I just ask you to look at the perspective of this. Of course I will be tough on any wrong doing but in this case she did not knowingly employ someone illegally,” he said.

        He added: “I take this very seriously indeed, but when you look at the facts of the case she has been misled by an employee who has give her wrong information.”

        • 194
          The British Voting Public says:

          “I take this very seriously indeed, but when you look at the facts of the case she has been misled by an employee who has give her wrong information.”

          Join the fucking club pal.

        • 198
          JMT says:

          Classic Nu-Labour Defence – it wasn’a me, a big boy/girl did it and ran away.

        • 205
          alistewart says:

          Oh! Interesting, that was not her defence at all- misled by wrong information??

          Did the Tongan forge docs in that case?

          Or were there ever any at all? Either way the PM’s explanation demands further investigation and charges.

          This may yet roll on into their conference. F.Delicious!

        • 206
          Troughy says:

          TBVP – Comment of the month for me! Most darkly chortlesome.

        • 209
          Woooops says:

          “I take this very seriously indeed, but when you look at the facts of the case she has been misled by an employee who has give her wrong information.”

          Gordon has just prejudiced any future court case then

        • 228

          The Tongan burnt the photo-copies?

          The laws the Attorney General herself wrote says take photo-copies of employment documents.

          She did not.

          She Broke the law.

          She should be sacked.

      • 204
        Steve Expat says:

        Surely there’s a delay on the transmission on this interview – I can’t be the only person thinking about ringing in just to call him a c­unt ?

  57. 167
    udderly 'orrible says:

    Oops apologies for repeating posts already made by others above..

  58. 172
    Anonymous says:

    Good for Stephen Hesford for resigning!

    • 182
      Baroness Scotland says:

      Three wheels on my wagon.

      And I’m still rollin’ along…

      The Cherokees are chasin’ me

      Arrows fly right on by

      but I’m singing a haaaaapy song..

      • 241

        it’s a pity fat pat’s from walthamstow and not plaistow lol

        the opening lines of plaistow patricia sum up New Liebour to a tee, but decorum prevents me from repeating them ;o)

        • 287
          Sir Reginald Titbrain says:

          No decorum here. If this gets through I shall be amazed. Ian Drury, so I’m told.

          Plaistow Patricia

          Arseholes, bastards, fucking Huhnes and pricks

          Aerosol, the bricks
          A lawless brat from a council flat – oh, oh
          A little bit of this and a little bit of that – oh, oh
          Dirty tricks

          From the Mile End Road
          To the match-stick Beacontree
          Pulling strokes and taking liberties
          She liked it best when she went up west – oh, oh
          You can go to hell with your ‘well, well, well’ – oh, oh

          Who said good things always come in threes?
          Reds and yellows, purples, blues and greens
          She turned the corner before she turned fifteen
          She got into a mess on the NHS – oh, oh
          It runs down your arms and settles in your palms – oh, oh

          Keep your eyeballs white and keep your needle clean
          Plaistow Patricia, Plaistow Patricia
          Plaistow Patricia, Plaistow Patricia

          Her tits had dropped, her arse was getting spread
          She lost some teeth, she nearly lost the thread
          She did some smack with a Chinese chap – oh, oh, oh
          An affair began with Charlie Chan – oh, oh

          Well, that was just before she really lost her head
          Now she owns a showroom down the Mile End Road
          And her outer garments are the latest mode
          There’s a Siamese cat in the council flat – oh, oh
          The finest grains for my lady’s veins – oh, oh

          And when it gets out of order, she goes away for a bit
          Plaistow Patricia, Plaistow Patricia
          Plaistow Patricia, Plaistow Patricia
          Plaistow Patricia, Plaistow Patricia
          Ohh, go on, girl

  59. 193
    Ever Vigilant says:

    So now we know.

    We should stop commenting about the Baroness now that we have had the Paxman pronouncement

    According to sneering ‘Germy ‘ , the affair “isn’t exactly Watergate is it ”

    So everything less than a Watergate is OK

    In that case Mandelson should have stayed in office despite mortgage fraud ;
    Blunkett did nothing wrong; Jaqui Smith’s expenses fraud – trivial ; Margaret
    Moron-only nurturing a relationship with a bloke who preferred to live 100 miles away from her ‘

    I could give more examples but it isn’t necessary.

    We should not be surprised by his milk sop view .

    He broke down in tears when it was revealed that one of his ancestors had been punished for a lifestyle which was a prototype for the thousands of
    amoral men and women today who have become such a burden on taxpayers

  60. 200
    Bricking Gordon says:

    Gordon should go on the wireless more often. A radio set seems to be more brick proof than a TV and when it finally gives in the replacement cots are far less.

  61. 207
    south east voter says:

    Does anyone know if Stephen Hesford found Gordon’s moral compass and then resigned?

  62. 210
    Steve Expat says:

    Mayo just brought up the Charles Clarke call for him to go on the grounds of health.

    Broon assuses us that he is fit and well and has a job to do, doing the right thing etc…

    • 214
      Steve Expat says:

      Broon assures us that he is fit and well too…

    • 221
      excellentcatblogger says:

      Did I just hear him saying he went for a run each day? As the interview went on his claims were more and more preposterous. He never saw the Treasury report… lots of reports are created… labour investments an tory cuts got another outing

      • 232
        Anonymous says:

        If you listen again caaareefullyy he actually says “My health is a problem for me..”

        I think what he meant to say was ‘my health is a personal matter for me..’ but that is not what came out of his mouth – interesting..

        • 256
          Troughy says:

          I heared that too as:

          “My health is a problem for me……I keep going.”

          Well stop then you silly c’unt!

      • 237
        Mondeoman says:

        Run where, around the garden, a running machine, no photos mean no run, is this another porker to make him sound a good chap? He just keeps making it up. By the day the situation declines to a point an intervention is required, someone some where needs to have that word, your time is up, I just can’t see anyone close to him able to do it. Next week should be interesting, can Labour keep the lid on?

      • 275
        South of the M4 says:

        No, he said he got the runs every day as he is deeply worried about the shitface of an economy he has created…..

    • 270
      They're all at it says:

      I bet the little shit will claim disability benefits if he does go.

  63. 215
    Mr Speaker Bercow says:

    If Baroness Thunder Thighs was a member of this House, I would happily ban her for life. Tough on incompetence. Tough on troughers. Thats me. Bercow’s the name.

  64. 223
    Not long till labour gone says:

    “A controversial broadband tax “will be law before the next election”, according to Minister for Digital Britain Stephen Timms.

    The 50 pence a month tax applies to everyone with a fixed line telephone.
    Speaking at a debate in London, Mr Timms said the tax will be presented to parliament as part of the Finance Bill.

    But the Tory MP John Whittingdale said the tax, which could raise up to £175m a year to fund high speed networks, would be opposed by the Conservatives.”

    ******
    Another tax, another law. How many are they going to push through before they go?

    Surely not a good time for labour to be talking about laws….then again, maybe they are trying to take the heat of their dear friend Scotland.

    • 268
      They're all at it says:

      Of course, another tax… But wait, what about all the people using Skype/VOIP? These freeloaders need to recognise that such provisions need to ensure future-proofing the broadband economy… Shouldn’t they also have a 50p/mo charge???

      What utter incompetent, ignorant, arrogant and fukwitted imbeciles these guys are!

      • 293
        Sir Reginald Titbrain says:

        Get broadband, get skype as an alternative to phone, ditch phone, watch screen go blank.

  65. 227
    Raving Loon says:

    If we reduce the number of MP’s and lords by approximately 100% would that help?

  66. 236
    Labour's assisted dying says:

    Baroness – just go!

    As for Brown’s voracity – ha, ha, ha!!

    Charles Clarke, ole jug ears himself, has it right on this one.

  67. 242
    Agent 99 says:

    * Stephen Hesford Resigns*

    Why is it that whenever anyone in Labour does something that requires a resignation someone else has to resign of their behalf?

  68. 247
    Anonymous says:

    When Scotland equated breaking immigration law with not paying the congestion charge, she was only half-right; it’s actually more on a par with refusing to pay the fine/charge even after you’ve been sent the notice. ie it’s an active/delibarate illegal act, not just an inadvertant error.

    When passing the law, she specifically said that not taking copies was no different to not bothering to check the documents in the first place; it would be seen as not taking due dilligence, negligent to the point of actually trying to hire illegal workers, during all the debates she always equated not taking copies as being an actively/deliberate illegal act.

    It’s a strict liability law; there is no “technicality” aspect to it; you’re either guilty of it or you’re not.

    She did not “breach a technicality”, she deliberately broke the law.

    There’s no way you can tell me that the person who actually created that law and who is in charge of policing it didn’t understand the most basic aspect of it which she told everyone else they had to do. It’s just not credible. It was deliberate; she was only “bitterly sorry” that she got found out, this was not a “mistake”, it was totally deliberate and done to save her a few quid.

    The court should have seen that given her situation, it can only have been deliberate, and it should have led to an instant prison sentence and disbarring.

    • 256
      DisgustedOfMitcham2 says:

      Couldn’t agree more!

    • 300
      Pete-s says:

      The decision about the seriousness of the offense was taken by Lin Homer. Check her out on Wiki and follow up with her stay as CE of Birmingham council 2005 and the election problems. To say she is a bit of a Labour supporter is putting it mild.

    • 302
      Ken Livingstone says:

      No, it’s like I forgot to pay the charge.

  69. 249
    Papasmurf says:

    G-the-P

    I told you yesterday we all KNOW you are huge cock.

    Haven’t you been removed yet?

  70. 250
    The Pedant says:

    Come on people, you’re missing a point.

    “I take this very seriously indeed, but when you look at the facts of the case she has been misled by an employee who has give her wrong information.”

    SHE DIDN’T CHECK ANY DOCUMENTS. She relied on “information” i.e. her word.

    Goes like:

    Goodmorning, you’re from Tonga then thats nice, and you’re married to an English solicitor. Thats fine. When can you start?

    Job done …. Send her down…….

  71. 252
    Labour's assisted dying says:

    The Adam Smith Institute have just made the following point:

    that an illegal immigrant would not have had the right documents in the first place for the Baroness to have seen, let alone copied.

    She should go now, along with Brown.

    http://www.adamsmith.org/blog/regulation-and-industry/baroness-scotland:-the-facts-200909234171/#disqus_thread

    Hat Tip: Red Rag for precidence

    • 263
      Stating the obvious says:

      Bleeding obvious ain’t it? To me, you, my dog, the man down the pub and uncle Tom cobly. The only Twat in the Land who can’t see the obvious looking him in the face is Gordon Brown.

    • 289
      Anonymous says:

      ah, but she could have had forgeries. Mind you, even that’d mean that the person in charge of immigration wouldn’t have known the difference between a forgery and a real document.

  72. 255
    They're all at it says:

    Slightly OT

    Is it just me, or are other people noticing that there seems to be “something new every other day” re: the abomination that call themselves a government?

    Isn’t it very reminiscent of the last days of the Major govt?

    • 267
      Harry from Portishead says:

      No in the last days of the Major government we had a bright future thanks to all that Mrs Thatcher had put right.

      Dave is going to have to start all over again putting right all that Labour have done wrong and to be honnest I think he has a far harder task than Maggie had.

      • 298
        DelBoy says:

        Are you serious?
        The main problem to be sorted is the mess left by our inglorious bastard merchant banking fraternity, the rest is as chickenfeed.
        Mrs T left it all shipshape did she? Don’t remember it that way.

    • 280
      I_Despise_Labour says:

      Very nearly, the only teeny tiny difference is that Majors government didn’t completely fuck up our economy for the next 2 generations

      • 296
        They're all at it says:

        Very true.

        But being pedantic, I think you missed a “0″ off your post… shouldn’t it be “fuck up our economy for the next 20 generations”?

  73. 264
  74. 266
    DisgustedOfMitcham2 says:

    I can’t help thinking that the Tories are not making nearly as much political capital out of this as they should.

    Am I being cynical, or do you think it’s possible, that even as I type this, several members of the shadow cabinet’s homes are being cleaned by people with immigration papers of dubious worth?

    • 282
      I_Despise_Labour says:

      I think you’re being cynicla, it’s just that the tories aren’t very capable of making political capital. I hink most of the contribuors to this blog would do a better job of asking Gordon a few questions every week.

    • 291
      Mondeoman says:

      I think a wise move to stand back, just let them self implode, the hard job will be picking up the sweeping up the mess. I am hoping DC has the team to clear up after this lot.

  75. 274
    Sir Barrington Minge says:

    “Lady” Scotland – Yous only pickin on me coz I iz blak

    Minge (for ’tis he) – No, I picking on you because you are incompetant, stupid and blak!!

    “Lady” Scotland – Ok , here am me resignation innit

    • 288
      "Lady" Twatland, replying, says:

      You si jest gelus!

      Innit.

      Cos you ain’t sat in da same room as da Leeda

      • 305
        The Baroness Scotland aka Pattie Bouquet says:

        Ah, Me no go

        me no go

        Me ain’t goin nowhere

        Me no go

        me no go

        Me ain’t goin nowhere

        Me no go

        me no go

        Me ain’t goin nowhere

        Gordon, where are yo, you slapper??

        Me no go

        Me ain’t goin nowhere

  76. 281
    Da Glorious + Belioved Leeda of Londistan, - innit says:

    I have now put my arse on the table – is that right?

    Ooops – Arsenal!

    So, as World Saviour and Leeda, – I am revered for gesture politics.

    And I jest here.

    I will lose 25% of the GB Nuclear fleet.

    And that will consolidate my place in

    (a) the world

    (b) history

    (c) the pacifist movement

    (d) Noo_Lie_BOre

    I just am so . . . . . . so . . . ‘IN’

    kno wot oi meen?

  77. 284
    Mzzzz. Why-O-Why Barrel.Maker says:

    Moi usban’ – Mr Edwin Ballcocks – would NEVER play wiv ova wimmin.

    He don’t even play wiv ‘imself since oi ‘ad ‘im seen to.

    an’ ee certunly don’ play wiv me!!

    Insted, ‘ee sacs the ed-yer-kayshun- bigwigs.

    but don’ wurry.

    They all ‘ave noice quangos ter go to.

  78. 290
    Leave and leave now you corrupt nonentity says:

    This thing pretending to be the head of our legal body must be made to leave NOW – no comment,simply walk out of the door and never been seen in public again.

  79. 299
    Socialism is REALLY going to die! says:

  80. 304
    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    Is it ok to ride a Tongan into central London and avoid the congestion charge?
    They dont have number plates for one thing so they avoid the cameras, as an added bonus you can chain them to a lamp post.

  81. 314
    Bob Marley says:

    Check the UKBA Website.

    If she’ been convicted in the crown court, and not had the “get off lightly CC ticket” the person who has power to appeal an over-lenient sentence is er…The Attorney General.

    GO NOW SHAMELESS INADEQUATE!

  82. 318
    BARONESS STRAP ON says:

    O/T Question Time About To Start On BBC1 Harriet Half-Man guesting



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