Hesford Hurls Grenade at Gordon Live on Five
Rumour going around that the first Gordon knew about this resignation was live on BBC Radio Five:
Prime Minister
10 Downing Street
London
SW1A 2AA
23 September 2009
Dear Gordon Brown
It is with considerable personal regret that I find myself writing to inform you of my decision to resign my positions as PPS to several ministers, principally the Solicitor General.
My decision comes about because as an aide to the Law Officers, whilst I have great personal regard for the Attorney General, I cannot support the decision which allows her to remain in office.
In my view the facts of the case do not matter. It is the principle which counts, particularly at a time when the publics’ trust of Whitehall is uncertain to say the least. We have to be seen to be accountable.In addition, could I just mention matters of policy where I believe leadership is vital.
On the constitution: We must legislate to offer a referendum on how we elect Members of the House of Commons. We must finish off reform of the House of Lords. Generally, I would urge you to move as quickly as possible to withdraw from Afghanistan and to signal a change in our position over Trident replacement.Finally, on the economy, the Government is to be congratulated upon its clear-sighted and effective response to the downturn. You have my continued support in your resistance to David Cameron’s myopic and siren calls for an “Age of Austerity”. My constituents benefit greatly from using our much-improved public services and they would not wish to see these jeopardised nor have our continued economic recovery put in doubt.
With best wishes
Yours sincerely
Stephen Hesford MP
Should have been Yours faithfully, surely?
Does it matter, he’s done thing decent thing, shame that there aren’t more of him. Although it isn’t him that should have resigned.
The guy’s a twat. Noble but still a twat.
Read the obvious puff down the bottom. This is an under-the-table message from Gordon to Scotland that she should resign. Contrary to Guido’s post, the first Brown knew about this was when he wrote it……
You’ll know it’s true when Sir/Lord Hesford appears at New Year.
to #69
Yeah, too coveniently structured eh?
Skewers Scotland, and then fawns all over Gordon.
And ‘the first he heard of it was’… amzingly, the day right after he’s gone to NY… he would have had no idea.
Bollocks.
Yup, this one smells fishy, and I’m not talking about the contents of Baldrick’s apple crumble.
Put-up job, methinks
He knows there’s more to come and doesn’t want to be around when **** hits the fan.
If the “Last Hoon of Scotland” doesn’t have to lose her job after siphoning the tax-payer’s money into the black economy, can we now expect Loloahi Tapui to re-instated with a full apology from her employer?
Labour – riding the horse of hypocrisy into the ground…
Last paragraph reads like fishing for a decent reference! O/T, but have you heard, Guido, that Iain Dale is presenting the phone-in on Radio Bloke this evening, when’s it your turn?
The decent thing?
Eh? Another looney Leftie Marxist. That resignation letter looked more like an application to be an MP than a real complaint.
For a moment, I thought he was going to praise the glorious victory of Commrade Stalin and swear to fight to the death against Capitalist Running Dogs of the Imperialist West.
A politician mistakenly hired an illegal, big deal. Throw a rock from my hose and you’ll hit an illegal.
Decent thing?
Definitely ‘sincerely’, after use of Browngabe’s name at the top of the thing.
I would have thought ‘shove your job up your arse you fucking nutter’ would have been the correct grammer.
W.W.
Grammar?
We miss those grammer schools so much don’t we?
Drat. Dropped my knitting.
This is precisely why Ed Testicles wants desperately to do away with grammar schools, dumb down the country even more, to the extent where no one really knows or even cares any more whether it’s grammer or grammar and the ZaNus can get away with even more!
I went to a comp myself, and did wonder about the spelling, however being a bit busy I knew someone would correct me.
Still I might be not much of a speller, but at least I am not stupid enough to sell the nations gold stockpile at less than a third of its current value.
To do that you would have to be particularly stupid.
W.W.
Well put W.W. and I’d like to add “Death* to Broon, Hoon, Mandlebum and the running dog lickspittles”
*Death = by Bayonet or Firing Squad.
On a personal note, I always enjoyed the lessons on Bayonet fighting.
Pity he doesn’t know where to put his apostrophes.
338 – What was it? ‘In, twist, out.’ or, more colloquially, ‘Unscrew his belly-button, and his arse falls off.’
Stab. Stab. Twist. Kill. Stab.
No.. yours faithfully if addressed dear sir.. yours sincerely if addressed by name..
Quite. I don’t see ‘dear sir’, but I do see ‘dear Gordon Brown’. Or have I gone insane?
So, what would be the correct way to finish a letter that starts:
“Dear Cunt”??
I’m just writing one to Brown now, using a special ink made from my poo.
71 – I have just checked my book on letter writing etiquette and the recommended way to sign off is to wipe your arse with the letter
‘Dear Gordon Brown’ is wrong. It should be ‘Dear Gordon’, ‘Dear Mr Brown’ or ‘Dear Prime Minister’.
98 – quite right and then post it down his throat if my Debretts is up to scratch.
71 I think the correct sign-off is “Fuck you” – adds some symmetry.
71 – I think it is “Get Fucked Huhneface”.
“Dear Gorgon” isnt correct.
There is nothing “Dear” about him apart from his policies and theyre extortionate.
Darling fascist bully boy, give me some more money, you bastard…Love, Neil.
Dear and then use of both names is very unorthodox. Should really be Dear Gordon or Dear Mr Brown.
¿qué? says:
So, what would be the correct way to finish a letter that starts:
“Dear Cunt”??
Period.
I’m surprised it wasn’t “Dear Dear Leader, …”
Or even “Oh Dear Dear Leader, …”
ISTR: Well he could hardly write ‘yours faithfully’ when he was jumping ship could he?
@323, that should be,
Darling fascist bully boy,
Give me some more money you bastard. May the seed of your loin be fruitful in the belly of your woman…(boobshanka)
Neil.
Easy way to remember is you can’t be sincere to someone you don’t know. If you don’t know them, you haven’t used their name so its faithfully, and vice versa.
What happens when you’re writing an insincere letter about your infidelity?
I was told that the two Ss don’t go together – Sir and Sincerely.
My etiquette two penny’s worth.
213: Thats called a labour election manifesto
That’s right, if you are writing on behalf of a company corresponding to another company then you would address the letter to the company itself and usually mark it “for the attention of ….”. Such letters begin, “Dear Sirs”, not “Sir” nor “Madam” and end Yours faithfully.
When you are writing on a personal level then you would address the letter to the person, begin Dear Gordon or Dear Mr Brown and end it Yours sincerely. “Sincerely” is nonetheless the most formal form of signng off a personal letter and not the way you would address a friend in correspondence.
Note that politeness and formality is the old fashioned way Englishmen deal with people they don’t like.
For you Comp boys and girls, and pay attention at the back you grammar school children the correct form is:
Dear PM, yours faithfully signed Initials only + surname
Dear Mr Brown, yours sincerely signed Chritian name + surname
Dear Gordon , yours sincerely signed Christian name only or Christian name + surname
or to a pleb who you consider socially inferior to yourself
Dear (Formal Title) or Christian name if respected, signed yours truly
If I receive a letter (snail mail) signed yours truly I consider it patronising and bin it.
If you have to write ‘yours sincerely’ (and I sincerely hope I’m never on first name terms with any of these scum) you could always use the dollar sign.
I enjoyed putting ‘yours $incerely’ when I was younger and less well-mannered.
Brown has a PhD in History, so it could also be Dr Brown.
A PhD in history and he doesn’t learn from history. Ironic, really.
A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally.
Dear Gordon Brown smacks of a mail merge from Outlook into Word. Perhaps he’s serially resigning.
And there is no accepted farewell after sucha wanky salutation.
It seems to be written by someone with no caommand of the English language.
So yes, Brown it is.
Also
“In addition, could I just mention matters of policy where I believe leadership is vital.”
This requires a question mark.
(It seems peculiar to bother to ask permission to make a point in latter before making it without knowing if that permission was granted ).
Faithful, as in party faithful. As in Not likely to make a fuss, or resign over something as petty as principles. It was a weak attempt at humour…. Pearls before swine….
Whoosh….
How cannit it be faithful when heees resigned ‘cos that is unfaithful like ‘I have absolutely no faith in you, so I’m off mate. from………..
The Party are faithful? I thought that yet another had just resigned today?
And “Dear Prime Minister”?
(he probably thought “Dear Huhneybollocks” might have been a tad over the top?
Why “publics’” and not “public’s”?
They just don’t know where to stick it any more–except somewhere up.
I blame the teacher’s
Wee aint dun punktewayshun yett coz itz ard two reemembur so itz knot untill thee dai b4 thea eckzam thut weare gonna bee doin itt
…. the teachers what? Speak up boy!
Regards
Never mind the whiskey, just send Snottie a loaded revolver.
Shouldn’t that be “Teacher’s”?
Whoooops ……..mind the nokias!
Bill – rem acu tetegisti.
TT, rem acu tetigisti
Rem acu tetegisti = a rectum tetigi se!
I realised my error after I posted, but Guido’s WordPress-lite does not allow deletions. We can only hope for the future.
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Unfortunately there is no such word as adipisicing (and others), so your post unfortunately displays itself to be bollocks. Sorry ’bout that.
Thanks for that Tuscan (although despite an O level I had to look up the latin).
I had the honour of being the first person to fail Latin O’s for about 15 years at the grammar I upset. If one was crap at Latin one did Geography, but the poor bastard, quite rightly would not have me in his classroom.
One did not mess with the Latin teacher, Ned!
215 – thought I felt a draft – cheeky boy!
No “yours sincerely” is correct, he addressed the prime minister by name. What on earth is the world coming to!
Usually would use “Yours faithfully” after beginning the letter with “Dear Sir”
If he had started the letter “Dear Gordon” then I would have thought that “Yours sincerely” is appropriate. “Yours faithfully” should be used to end a letter starting “Dear Mr Brown”. But for a letter starting “Dear Gordon Brown”, your guess is as good as mine!!
No …
That ‘that’ in -
“It is with considerable personal regret that I find myself….”
grates as well.
Most of the shit in Nu labour are retarded filth from polytechnics. Even this ‘Scotland’ monster did some sort of PC pretend degree in a day-prison technical college for crack hos.
All Nu Labour MPs are corrupt idiot filth.
yeah yeah heard it all before mate, come up with some new lines cretin.
every morning when the great thick as thieves arises from his pit, do you know the first thing our hero says to himself?
the first thing the genius says is “thank the Lord the tories are so fucking dim.”
all of you are wittering on about the correct way to address someone by letter.
FOR FUCKS SAKE YOU DOPEY FUCKING WANKERS WAKEY-WAKEY RETARDS
A HUNG PARLIAMENT IS RAPIDLY APPROACHING TIME TO WAKE UP CRIPPLES!
the main tory troll topic of conversation for the last few days has been baroness scotland, right?
yet you do not have the intelligence between you to understand that this letter was designed to be the straw that breaks not only the baroness’s back but also gordon brown’s.
this a highly intelligent and most intentionally meaningful piece of correspondence.
by separating his reason for resigning from other items of government policy he is successfully isolating baroness scotland and ensuring her position becomes untenable. good one, eh?
and by listing the particular items of policy he supports he is also isolating gordon brown. brown will not withdraw from Afghanistan because he does what america tells him to do, he is not bothered about reform, only about saving his own neck and he used to want nuclear disarmament then he didn’t now he says he does again so he is flip flopping like the dithering c’unt he is dithering on that issue as well.
this letter is basically saying get rid of the corrupt wanker and you can fuck off aswell gordon brown you useless fucking c’unt.
you tory trolls should be thanking this honourable member but all you are doing is moaning like the bitches that you are.
typical self obsessed self serving selfish corrupt hypocritical scum tories.
no change there then!
and the punchline is that you are led by a housing benefit cheat.
and your shadow chancellor is a houding benefit cheat aswell.
and they are both millionaires!
it is simply fucking unbelievable that all you c’unts who have been moaning and whining on about the immorality of benefit cheats are happy for a false housing benenfit claimant lead your party.
you could not make this shit up motherfuckers.
innit.
Jasuz, yer raving!
Did yer mam cancel yer World of Warcraft account again?
you are a total and utter spastic phil.
fuck off.
no refund.
TaT what have you against cripples and spastics that you abuse them thus so often?
You need a bit of permanent disability to adjust your view of life.
papasmurf, I will explain: I am using the term to describe an intellectually crippled person.
when discussing someone with a physical difference then I will use whatever word that person sees fit and I mean no offence whatsoever to people with real issues because I am on their side.
ofcourse a person with some sort of physical ‘disability’ (perhaps you would offer a word you think suitable, eh papasmurf?) has not chosen to have that particular disability whereas idiots like phil and anticitizen and paragnostic choose to be intellectual cripples.
perhaps they really are brain damaged in which case I would ofcourse stop baiting them.
there, that is my answer.
I play a hard game papasmurf and I make no apologies for it.
temporary collateral damage for the greater good.
The trouble with that approach on a blog where anonymity is used is that you don’t really know whether the person has a disability or not. Playing a hard game and having collateral damage may be unacceptable to many, we are not war personally (Yes I know we are actually at war!!)
What word to use.. perhaps use the term ‘less able.’ I prefer those words because it does not have negative connotations but still gets over the fact that the person has issues.
You gratuitous offensiveness to people just gets their backs up. Why not use your intellect instead of your anger. Nicey nicey to catch the monkey. You can still be passionate
the time for niceness is over.
I am here to crack skulls not to make friends.
Heard Brown on Radio Today describibg the Baronesses Fine as an “Administerative ” Fine. Now WTF !!! costs five f*****g grand to administer in this tawdry little tale ???
Listen you lying halfwit of a PM she got a hefty £5000 fine not just because she broke the Law but she broke a CRUCIAL PART of that Law in that unless there is a requirement for employers to KEEP FRIGGIN COPIES on these documents then its open to all unsundry to claim they checked the documents eveny did so.
If the Baroness doesnt understand this then she is either lying or is more stupid than previously thought considering she allegedly steered this legislation through Parliament ( looked good on her CV I wonder who really did the donkey work ).
Would a drunk driver escape with an “administrative” fine for the “technical” offence of refusing to give a breath test. No would he F**k in these cases he/she is treated the same way as if she had failed the test.
Same principle here.
Dont listen to the spin, THATS why she got a heafty Fine, end off !
Now this Labour MP who resigned “on principle” also managed to say he wanted to “spend more time with his constituents” and Im trying my hardest to supress any cynicism that I have that he has one or maybe both eyes on saving his seat. I will therefore give him the benefit of the doubt.
I will not however overlook the fact that he still spouted the Lunacy that Brown is doing a wonderful job with the economy and steering us through the recession blah blah bollocks blah !!!
Ne
Let me see….umm…wafer thin majority, around 1,000 – Brown needs Scotland gone, but can’r sack a black woman….so does deal with this guy to put him in the Lords when he loses his seat…umm…..Scotland is undermined, has to quit, blames everyone including Tory press, its all the Tories fault blah blah blah.
So cynical Minekiller.
Its exactly as it looks. this is the New Labour way.
“as soon as I realised what I had been doing was wrong I knew that someone else would have to go”
Michael Martin resignation for every MP
Jim McGovern resigns for Pat McFadden over Post offices
Angela Smith resigns/u-turns for Gorgon over 10p tax
Eric Joyce resigns for bob Ainsworth over Afghanistan ..
And many more.
oh yes bill, gordon is the enemy within, a cancer in the labour party.
he will sacrifice anyone to save himself.
the problem is that gordon brown is a failure and what point is there in protecting an unpopular cowardly failure like mr brown?
there is no point at all, innit.
that is why the labour party must kill brown.
and they must do it now.
No no no – have you not been educated adequately? – its only faithfully when you dont know the person – yours sincerely where you do know the person. As one of the Labour MPs he must surely know big gordon
No. It should be Yours Sincerely, but it should be Dear Gordon not Dear Gordon Brown
When the cat’s away the mice will play.
How dare he do such an ignoble act when our own Great Statesman is saving the environment in New York. The Great Statesman is better off without people like Gavin Hensford around who would be better off sticking to putting puppet shows on.
Now, we need a volunteer, must be old and unsteady, to heckle the Great Statesman at his coming rally so he can dazzle us with his put down.
You are 784 years old Thomas. Will you do? Your a natural, theoretically.
Flying to New York for the Environment?
Absobloodylutely, flying will soon be the reserve of important “people who matter” as my friend Manuel Barroso, so rightly desires.
Little people, who lets face it, dont matter in our brave new world, will, through my new green poverty drive, be able to save the world, so it can be a much nicer place for us, the elite, to travel around.
What about Walter Wolfgang?
He’s probably in Guantanamo
Why is Godon throwing our Nuclear ace card into the dustbin?
Once it has gone it has gone and we will no longer be able to influence any rogue state to not go nuclear.
Pakistan and India will have more say than Britannia when Gordon is finnished.
Even worse the Conservative party (at least the Dave branch) agree with Gordon.
I can no longer vote Conservative, who deserves my vote?
The BEEEE NEEE PEEEE do
UKIP
Vote for a true independent candidate. It is the only way!
Is that the sound of crumbling I hear?
Crumble? Shall we investigate?
Rhubarb crumble please.
Half fat to flour, make sure your hands are cold.
Oh yes please……
and don’t forget the Crème Anglaise.
Thanks………………………………………………..
@ Creme Anglaise
and don’t forget the sugar.
Add bitters from Scotland if resigned
Spotted Dick is back.
Oh good!
It is a start , but the rot is at the very highest reaches.
Stephen may be one of the few Labour MPs to be re-elected in the upcoming general because of his stance.
another Lord in the making to replace him then.
I hope not, WIrral West has traditionally been Conservative. The man is a pratt. Always was, always will be. Should pratt have one or two ‘T’s I wonder…
I think it is prat as in sprat and the name Pratt as in Gordon Brown
He’s my Mp and I promise you he doesn’t have a cat in hells chance,ask him about the clinic on green land less than a mile away from an A&E,right on the edge of the area it covers,he helped shove it through against the lots of no it’s in the wrong place,plenty of PCT toilet paper telling us it’s needed,try emailing him,does he have a computer,because he doesn’t reply.
No. He claimed credit for getting it through, but had very little to do with it. The new centre is desperately needed and it was only a couple of local but excessively vociferous loonies who prevented it going ahead several years ago.
And it’s not real green belt, it’s a load of broken down greenhouses…
Nobodys against it the clinic it’s needed but in the centre it’s area not on the edge,it,s not just a couple of local loonies but loads of people,the green houses were the local council greenhouses in the park they weren’t broken down when this crap started they were in use until this clinic descision came up and they got rid of the staff ,that’s when people knew where the clinic was going,they were even told about the dangers of the roads in the area but no,when some people complained ,he even had his picture in the Globe pointing to some chalk marks on a doctors gate as vandalism some 83 year old were blamed,they were part of the group that were complaining,no they were going to put the clinic on that site come what may and screw what people thought as they are Labour and they know better,the saying don’t get mad get even,next year we have the Council votes (Liebour/Libdum) and we have a GE (Liebour),let’s see how the votes stack up for Liebour next year.
With a majority of 1000 I rather doubt it. This gesture has more to do with saving a space at the trough than any distress he feels over Scotland’s failure to quit.
‘FIRE IN THE HOLE’…..
Buy Nokia
Will it be immediate, or will the replacements only be bought on this side on the pond because the US and UK have different systems?
Serious question, does he buy these in bulk to get them cheap and disposable, preferring not to throw the more expensive Blacberry which I know he uses!
Nothing left to burn. Apart from some expense claims.
How cool would it of been for Stephen Hesford to actually phone McHoon live on Air to give him the bird.
Mandy : “I thought that was a giant dong you used, not a red hot chilli pepper”
OK – this MP chap also has his own agenda, but good on him anyway for resigning. The problem in the cleaner case is not with the individual -’Baroness Scotland’ – but protecting the credibility of the office she holds.
She is only delaying the inevitable. If she had resigned ASAP, she would have got some brownie points for doing the ‘decent thing’ – and be allowed back later into another role.
She’s not very bright though is she ?
I don’t think many of them are very bright. Having an IQ to match their hat size seems to be the requirement.
I can imagine this just reinforces the yanks opinion of our justice system!
…and the Libyan’s!
Do we really care about their opinion?
It started well, but the rest of the letter is just arsenlicken tosh.
How things have changed.Alistair Campbell may have been a total cnut but he knew when swift action was needed -even when it was Cock Robin being told to leave his wife or resign at Heathrow.Needless to say,the Great Ditherer has now made a bad situation much worse.
Ah…nostalgia, that was indeed a classic Cambell moment!
This very perceptive comment (from Coffee House) should be followed up by any self-respecting journo:
JohnAnt
September 22nd, 2009 8:26pm Report this comment
The whole photocopying issue is a blind, to throw us off the scent.
It now appears that the ‘document’ was the employee’s Tongan passport, which contained not a working visa, but a student visa that had already expired years ago. So photocopying it was irrelevant, since it was clearly invalid and expired as well, to all except a dimwit. If a photocopy had been produced by the A-G, it would show that she was either incompetent or guilty of gross negligence and incapable of serving professionally in the government.
So obviously it was quite opportune that no photocopy could be produced, to ensure a ‘technical’ breach only.
Is that why the UK Border Agency raided the Tongan employee’s home? To capture and destroy the passport that would have proved embarrassing evidence against the Attorney General, if it had been sold to a newspaper?
Photocopier had followed Nokia and Printer out of the window
Oh, really? That’s an interesting development
This is the smoking gun. The UKBA has claimed that she used a forged passport with forged leave to remain stamps; but until someone can produce a copy of this supposed passport, I remain doubtful that Scotland did any checks at all.
“She’s not very bright though is she ?”
Nope, she’s quite dark.
very good very good
Oh, you are soooooo non-PC.
I’ll grant you, she is quite dark for a Scottish Baroness, but I just meant to imply she was as thick as two short planks. Not ideal for the ‘top legal brain’ of the land. But what do I know, as I am just a thick tax-paying serf. I should have become a politician…
She is not Scottish! Scotland is her name. * sigh *
She’s toast!
The final paragraph made me vomit, what a creep.
With best wishes?????
WTF made him add that lie?
He knows how fragile and paranoid Brown-Mugabe is at present; hence the kidd gloves.
A deeply held sense of the ironic.
‘With kindof rearguards’ -should have been
More like a deeply held sense of self preservation.
He’s a Labour MP – it comes naturally.
You are quite right. It makes you long for the good old days of the Tory Party when any Tory MP could have started an argument in solitary confinement. Of course that all disappeared with the discovery of the ultimate deterrent – the picture of little Georgie in suspenders with a long line of powder.
Give me a shagger/caner over a thief any day thank you very much
What???
I can never remember, but seem to remember that you shouldn’t have “Dear Sir”, and “Yours sincerely”. therefore, if you use name fo rhte address, you use yours sincerely.
Personally I prefer
I have the honour to be,
Sir,
Your obiedient Servant,
Seth
Ok, spelling it right would help
not ‘right’ – ‘corectly’ – please – innit?
Well he could hardly say that with a straight face, given that it’s a letter of resignation.
Sorry,
Weak attempt at humour let down by the fact that I didn’t spell it right and couldn’t even click the reply link to get it into the right thread.
I am incompetent and claim my Peerage.
Humour attempt.. success.. made me crack my lips into a smile.
If you continue to exhibit more examples of incompetence I’ll be wondering if you’re after my job.
“Sorry”
Use of that word precludes you from the political areana.
OK Cracked me up too…….
how about ‘bitterly, bitterly sorry’?
Good Try !!
Shurely:
You have the honour, Sir, to be my obedient servant.
Er servant,
Gin & Tonic please, Giovanni…
Want a couple of pies with it, sir ?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1215348/Move-Heidi-Klum–John-Prescotts-got-bigger-tum.html
Slightly difficult to use this form since all the obedient servants were signed up by Dame David Cameron. However I believe little Georgie keeps a few disobedient one just to keep him amused in the dungeons.
Yawn….
Seriously are these childish sixth form common room putdowns really the best you can come up with?
Knock yourself out, as we all remember how well the Tory toffs campaign worked for Labour in the Crewe and Nantwich bi-election.
Simpleton!
Its getting intresting in the run up to confrance ? dont you think ?
The resignation was likely meant to be an Exocet… but it’s turned out to be only a car boot sale copy, and it’s hit above the waterline… just like Elephant Ears’ Evening Standard piece this morning.
Yes, well at least he has a good excuse for being late if on a windy day
Resignations are sooo last June.
Ouch!
The first blow even before the Conference attendees have started packing their bags.
Brown is sinking fast and the challengers are counting names.
Didn’t Mandy warn (leak) that the Baroness Scotland decision to keep her on would backfire and hurt Brown ? Perish the thought that Mandy might have gently “encouraged” this resignation.
We can only hope that they leave the political assassination to the electorate
he’d sink even more if he went for an unaccompanied stroll across Morecambe bay…..
“In my view the facts of the case do not matter”
Of course they don’t, you’re a politician.
Who cares? They will all be gone in a few months any way. Then we can look forward to and relish lots of Tory scalps. Yum yum.
May even get a few during the campaign if the Mirror uses the pics it has of Georgie.
So if Alastair Darling didn’t do his tax returns on time (or if he hadn’t asked someone else to do it for him) that would have been OK – as it was merely a technical breach of the rules.
However – even more important is:
1. who is walking the dog?
2. and I ask again where is the learned R Machwinney? (class of 1977) He is skulking surely. does he have a view? does his profession? do his clients?
all bar none.
or – Bar bar none – especially their own.
Chin chin
This is not so much small beer as piss-weak.
Hear hear!
This is juvenile drivel.
No, I really was talking about Cousin Beer – Coors, Michelob and the like. This is excellent sport
Woops!
If all the MPs with a speeding fine had to resign there would be none left and that is a more serious offence than the Baroness. So why are they all still there?
Game over, twatty features…
Follow me; it’s time for your treatment.
Err, wrong post – sorry.
*taps screen*
bloody thing.
What?
it’s all within the rules dammit!!
Its all gearing up for a “Crisis? What crisis?” moment for The World Statesman Of The Year as he arrives at Heathrow
All we need thrown into the mix is an inopportune photo of Bonkers shaking Gaddafis hand at the UN, and Lord Kindly Pussycat has the job stitched up
This World Statesman thing must be really messing with his head. Some people telling him that he is the best thing since sliced bread and clamouring to pat him on the back, and yet millions of his own countrymen making it clear that they would not piss on him if he was on fire.
In his delicate mental state something like this could finally tip him over the edge.
the prophet is always disowned in his own land………. best he fucks of to where people like him.
Mad Muammar Gadaffi seems quite keen on him. They have a lot in common.
Detachment from reality
No morals
A creepy smile
Lol Groucho – and one pisses himself all the time while the other farts constantly.
They’d make a lovely couple ;o)
the prophet is always disowned in his own land”
Prophet-PROPHET???
I think I was trying to be ironic with the prophet bit
His countrymen would piss on him; only the non burning bits though.
I wouldn’t piss in his ear if his brain was on fire.
He may get a push at his party conference from Mandy!
He will get one up the arse from Many wherever they are. Must have been a nice threesome when Blair was there as well.
with osbourne and cameron bumming the shit out of eahc other in the same room
He’s stating on thin ice
I’d drink petrol and then piss on him.
A bit o/t I know but does anyone else think, that gaddafi is starting to resemble one of the characters out of Bo Selecta?
Scary Spice perhaps?
I learnt all I know on timing resignations from Caroline “Corrrrr” Flint!
Flint looks OK (but perhaps getting a bit long in the tooth) but she’s got a horrid cockney voice.
The fact that an MP has to include the post code in a letter to 10 Downing Street tells one everything about the slavish correctness of these people.
Ha ha, another one bites the dust…
DEFINITELY time to give Scotland independence !
Seth should be given Quote of the Day for :
“I am incompetent and claim my Peerage.”
Alan Douglas
The British should be demanding independence from Scotland.
Shout it from the rooftops, Lil.
Has this got anything to do with his majority only being around a 1000 I wonder?
I’ve just noticed he is a member of the Fabian society….dirty red scum.
And so it begins.
The unravelling of McStalin & the dis-integration of his last remaining remnants of sanity. In public.
The last paragraph is written in pure fear – fear of the attack dogs that McStalin will unleash against him.
They must have a good post service in London, he wrote the letter today.
Alan Johnson can’t let go of his old job.
ahahaha
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/letters/6219819/Home-Office-admits-that-employers-cannot-check-on-the-right-to-work-in-Britain.html
Ms Walthamstow’s efforts to shift blame for the sheer number of immigrants from Nu Labour, for encouraging them in, to employers, for hiring them, has resulted in an unholy mess that may mean the provisions are ultimately unenforceable.
“SIR – Is it actually possible for employers, including Baroness Scotland, to determine if a recruit can legally work in Britain?
According to the Home Office, no. It says, unambiguously: “Currently, employers do not have a reliable means of establishing whether a job applicant has the right to work here.” (First Section-37 Report to Parliament about the Likely Costs of the ID Cards Scheme)
The Identity and Passport Service, an executive agency of the Home Office, was due to provide a service to employers to make good this deficiency by June 2007. It didn’t and it still hasn’t.
Meanwhile, the UK Border Agency, another executive agency of the Home Office, can fine employers for breaking a law that the Home Office itself says we have no way of upholding.
David Moss
London SW19″
High Court please, AND MAKE IT SNAPPY………..
No, employers are merely required to take photocopies of the documents that prospective employees present to them (and keep them for at least 2 years after employment ceases). They are not required to validate those documents.
It is the absence of such photocopies that is against the “rules” that can result in a fine.
she may have had the photocopies but not read them at the time. Once she dug them out she would have realised that she had broken the law. Who in those circumstances would have believed that she had not knowingly employed an illegal? She may then have destroyed the evidence herself.
But if she had been legal is it not rather suspicious that tongo would go for the type of job illegal immigrants go for herself not being the polish type?
sorry that doesn’t make sense.
The man is noble on the Scotland account but the rest is total crap. The economy is going to tank and there will be people dying in the street.
Yes it will be that bad.
http://finance.yahoo.com/tech-ticker/article/337749/Bullish-Today-Marc-Faber-Is-Highly-Confident-the-Future-Will-Be-Very-Bleak?tickers=^DJI
What’s the betting that Gordon Brown is planning to steal the limelight during the Tory Party Conference Week. He killed their conference stone dead last year with the Banking Crisis. I just wonder what evil little scam has he got ready this time. I hope it’s nothing worse than an announcement that he’s leaving Sarah and shacking up with Lord Fondlebum.
a. Mandy you mean, and
b. ROFL
There is one thing Brown cannot control – the will of the British public who have never had the chance to vote him IN,let alone OUT.
He will be slaughtered and crucified at the General Election that he is too scared to call.
He will be totally smashed to even more pieces than he is in nowadays.
He will be even more wrecked than he is now.
He will be beaten to a pulp at the election box,just as his police beat the citizens to a pulp for daring to walk home one April evening.
He will be FINISHED FOREVER – never to be seen again – BLISS,PURE BLOODY BLISS!
When? his ex-boss Blair thinks Brown won’t make it to the next election and he will “chicken out”, either way is good.
No he won’t, because he’ll bottle it and stand down (just) before an election.
Well the scum have done alright out if it – I think that, once some non-entity is “promoted” to fill this vacancy, every Labour backbencher since 1997 has been a minster of some sort.
It will count for a lot on the old CV when they start their next job; “Would you like fries with that sir?”
However the one I really want is to see is one of the pricks fill the car up with £80 of petrol and hearing the screams of anguish once realises that he cannot claim it back on expenses!!
I am very worried about Fido – the dog. Presumably owned only by Patricia – Richard was not interested. May I offer my services as an accredited West London dog-walker with impeccable credentials.
Please list your credentials… can’t be too careful nowadays
Better take and retain photocopies. Just in case.
photocopy the bloody dog as well, just in case
Mmm. A name like Fowler is worrying in the context of dog-walking. You do know what the strict liability-march-em-to-a-cashpoint-spot-fines are, do you? Have you ensured an adequate supply of turd-bags (and don’t try saying, ‘But they’re all on the Government Benches, Mr. Officer!’)? Have you been CRB-checked? Need to see your papers, in case the dog is a juvenile…
She should quit for probably lying, how can she have checked the documents, unless forged ones exist, which the police somehow failed to find when performing a search on her former cleaners residence. It’s much more likely that the documents never existed in the first place, and she’s therefore most likely lying that she ever did check them.
Yes, any way you look at it, its not the minor ‘technical breach’ she would have us believe.
Yes. I wondered about that. Where is the Tongan lady? Will she perhaps tell all to the NOW this Sunday?
We need another ‘butler’ enquiry
Or a “what the butler” saw enquiry
Linga Longa Tonga’s story could possibly be worth a small fortune if the Press did manage to track her down and made her an offer she couldn’t refuse.
Except they can’t.
Remember – she’s not allowed to work in this country!
She won’t stay here to spend it,more lost revenue!
What is it about Kay Burley – she seems to be trying to imitate that ghastly Ann Robinson nonentity – or have the batteries run out on her Rabbit?
Very grumpy indeed
You better watch it mate – she will get you by the throat !!!
Oh please!!
She’s only a child for G*d’s sake, brought up in LabbaLabbaLand.
She doesn’t know any better, – and it might be ‘that-time-of-the-month’ for wimmin’s issues.
Kay Burley is 49, she is not a child and probably not got the painters in either at that age.
The juices have dried up.
A local presenter for local people.
don’t you know they’ve been bi-cloned which means that they can appear on each others programmes??
Leave my bird alone,or you’ll get doorstepped!
Didn’t a fellow newsreader get sacked for slapping the taste out of her mouth a few years back?
What about this scenario: BS did examine and photocopy some documents but when reexamined they were insufficient or clearly fakes.
Saying you did not have copies might be better then being demonstrated as totally incompetent
There is currently a farmer facing 100k fine and jail simply because he could not spot fakes.
NO WAY was she going to use the same excuse.
Gordo needs that 100k to offset her 170K expenses scam!
You mean better than being wilfully dishonest and knowingly breaking the law?
I agree though – there is much more to this than BS is letting on. The Tongan woman is probably at this very moment being quizzed by the Sunday papers via her publicist Max Clifford.
BS will be crapping herself. This could be her entire legal career down the pan.
Not so, there are plenty jobs in the legal industry… she could work giving out fixed penalty tickets over the congestion charge.
Max Clifford? Max only ‘does’ Tories. If you knew his politics, you might not think that highly of him.
Isn’t the Attorney General an employee of the government?
And, the ethnicity of a person is no guide to the ‘right to work’ in this country.
Therefore, BS should have her documents photocopied somewhere, together with every other public sector worker.
Time for an FOI request, Guido.
Gordon Brown and his Brownies “clear sighted” that can only be described as laughable..ha.ha.ha etc.
In this context “clear” is intended to be interchangeable with “partially”.
Merely a technicality my friend, Brown walks about most of the time with a bag on his head.
Wish he would. I wiouldn’t have to look at his ugly mug and unnerving gurning smile.
I am very worried about ‘Fido’ their dog. who is now walking it? And is the dog a communal pet? does Barrister Mawhinney have no responsibility thereon? Where does he continue to skulk? He has only been a barrister since 1977. Is he now in his dotage/dogage? is he working/walking from home? and what do the boys think? which inner city academy do they attend? They must have a view – unless they are being muzzled. And what do the 11 siblings thing about sister Patricia? And their children – they must be proud about Auntie Patricia. Play ground bullying. surely not.
By the way – as she can lob out £5000 with such apparent ease – from her account/their joint account – again does little Dicky M have no view. Where is his Ulster pride?
Here we have a new type of problem, this time one that started in Wirral West.
Tuscs, Hesford is a Liebour clone thru and thru,next year or sooner,he will find out how pissed off people are with him in this area,beside’s we have a tasty NuCon PPC.
Maybe he’s resigning. And some of the first part of his letter is just about acceptable. But the last two paragraphs of his letter blow his credibility into a cocked hat. What a prat.
Would have looked so much better to have finished with a paragraph along the lines of:
“At least I am showing some spine and that may ultimately save my life, because when I go campaigning on your useless bloody record I will otherwise be lynched by a frenzied mob.”
Oh Dear Obamarama is giving his UN speech at the same time Nick Clegg is speaking to his faithful. Sky quite correctly are going with Obamarama whist the BBC goes with Nick. Of course I have no doubt if it was Our Dave doing the talking then the BBC would cut away to Obamarama
Of course the BBC favour the Lib Dems, even over Obama Beach
The Beeboids always regard the Lib Dems rather than the nasty Tories as the true and rightfuloppostion, squeezed out by an unfair system, often refering to their spokespeople as the Lib Dem Shadow Cabinet
Crazy innit. What Obama says will affect most peeps in the world. What clegg says won’t affect anyone. So the BBC stick with their man even though no one has ever heard of him.
Exactly! No one has heard of him, therefore he needs more BBC exposure – QED
Where do you think he posed for that picture?
Could be in one of those pods on the Eye… the HoP are a bit hazy and out of focus.
I would have diven him 10/10 for actually being one of the few Labour politicians in 12 years(apart from the honourable exception of Robin Cook in relation to the Iraq War)who actually has resigned as a matter of principle.
However I have to mark him down to 7/10 because of his final paragraph but perhaps we should forgive him – he can’t change the syncophantic tendencies overnight after 12 years of supinely allowing this Labour government,of which until to-day he was a member, walking over the constitutional rights of the citizen and the total disregard for democracy. The growing number of backbench Labor rebels may well welcome him if he doesn’t continue to repeat the syncophancy in the last part of his letter
Look what happened to cook, I wonder how long hesford will last
Got my hopes up there for a moment Guido.
Turns out it was only a letter after all
This is O/T but deserves an airing:- This is a comment on the UK political scene from Arglit Boonyai of the Bangkok Post:-
A wise man once said “Education, education,education” It was later discovered that the man wasn’t as wise as everyone once thought and was in fact a war mongering (sic), American lapdog who left an incompetent Scottish troll in charge of Britain.
This is what the rest of the world thinks about us!
I weep………
“Incompetent Scottish Troll” Sounds about right
Send a Gun-boat!
Nick Clegg wants to be Prime Minister.
I want to bed Jennifer Aniston.
Neither is gonna happen.
He has just said: ‘I will never let you down’… Ho hum…
You’ve got more chance.
In fact you’ve got more chance of going to bed with Cleggy than he has of becoming PM.
Oh, I don’t no so much…..it’s nice being thought of as still sexy, even after all this time …..kisses honey …mmmmwahh xxx
Keep chewing the smoker’s gum Jens, your breath hummed like a week-old and wet Marlboro Red dog-end last time you were here. Mind you, that was my only complaint, you frisky little emissions receptacle.
Take it from me man, Nick Clegg will probably be better in bed than my frigid ex wife.
You really think so? Hmmm
Hang on to your dreams E O. Gordon wanted to be Prime Minister for years.
I want to be Jennifer Aniston
Be the ball, Gordy.
I’d love to know whether there is any truth in the story going round that the Baroness recruited the Tongan to scotch rumours of their Lesbian affair and also to keep her lover closer to hand?
Anyone got any substantiating evidence on this? Were they plotting to meet at Brighton’s infamous Candy Bar over the Labour Party conference next week? Have they recently rented a Chantal Akerman retrospective on DVD? Do they make their own wooden furniture?
The DT did a bit on the cleaner today. Seems she’s the oldest of a large family and remits money to help them survive, so credit to her for that.
This is where the divide comes, isn’t it? Some say she’s helping others, deserves sympathy, let her stay.
I say she’s doing right by her family, but it’s not our problem. Charity begins at home so, well done lass but goodbye.
And take your lathe with you
OT, but shocking:
A controversial broadband tax should be law before the next election, according to Minister for Digital Britain Stephen Timms.
The 50 pence a month tax applies to everyone with a fixed line telephone.
Speaking at a debate in London, Mr Timms said the tax will be presented to parliament as part of the Finance Bill.
Pravda are running it.
Tories should say they will simply reverse all these idiotic taxes if they win.
They already have a tax on phone lines. It’s called VAT.
Timms looks like his features has been put together like Potato Man. And his brain is as dense as the aforementioned vegetable. Surely no sane voter could put a cross against the name of such a fuckwit twat.
The insane are always with us.
I disagree TaT often gets his posts deleted.
bollocks.
after having been exclusively commenting here for over 24 months I can count on one hand how many comments have been deleted.
and those were for legal reasons.
anal citizen one gets modded and deleted all the fucking time.
hee hee.
If you don’t tax it you can’t control it – tax & control
Got a big house?
Got a big car?
Paid a bonus?
Tax & Control – Got it?
hey I know that one, erm, it was Duran Duran wasn’t it??
I’m one of the poor sods who is a constituent of that idiot Hesford and I for one can’t wait to vote him out.
That makes two of you on this blog. His majority is ebbing away.
Maj in 1,097. Not many to go…..
If you don’t like him why don’t you move?
Err, wait a minute…..
It wasn’ae ma fult ye un’stan
Now you sound like the sort of chap I could make a Lord!
Westside!
Steve Hensford steeled his mighty mind,
Gritted his molars and resigned.
How sad for his heroic stance
That few gave him a second glance!
He had the cheek to give a slice
Of man-in-pub style glib advice
And, having chucked a well-paid job
He made himself a total knob
By trying one last abject suck-up
About the PM’s total mishandling of the public finances.
But he yet get another chance… perhaps in an interview on the telly.
There once was a Wirral MP
Appalled by Fat Pat’s venality
So he wrote a note
Expecting our vote
Well, he might get two, or three.
LOL!
Has she gone yet?
Guido I would say Hesford lobbed more of a stink bomb than a grenade at Gordon.
Brilliant being cought out by a piece of legislation drafted by an illegal immigrant whose third language is English and then topping it by claiming it’s the same as the Congestion Charge! So maths students in this Nulabour Society a £60 congestion charge fine now equals 5,000 of your English pounds.
Well done Heston at least you have a conscience. No doubt you will be replaced by one of the asylum seekers from the Jungle, who are definitely not getting asylum over here. Yes no siree maybe.
Really cato, you must make it more difficult to spot your real identity. You are Dick Sniffin of the Buggers Nutters and Perverts and I bet you would have no problem with the jungle if it was full of choirboys.
I’m your man actually.
What an arselicking resignation letter. Why the fuck does this cock even bother offering advice on reforming the HOL or congratulating is ‘master’ on his handling of the economy.
Wankstain.
So rare for a ZuNu to go voluntarily and yet when they do, they all end the letter with this same Mandlebum style of rimming!
Bah, I thought that he had hurled a real grenade.
What an attention seeking fud.
Dull thud. Another day in the slow-motion multiple car crash in the fog known as ZaNuLiebore.
It’s not enough just to praise him. I trust those of you who live in the constituency will show your support next summer for his courageous stance.
Ho, fucking, ho.
Dream on Jimmy he’s for the chop/
Oh well. Worth a try.
Our Jimmy – he’s a card, isn’t he?
a very sad character is jimmy the junkie. jimmy’s a crackhead.
the labour party give jimmy crack cocaine to post threads here.
how many posts do you have to do for a bag of crack jimmy?
looks like you have to do fucking loads. that is a bad deal for you jimmy.
oh well, people are bound to take advantage of you if you are a crackhead whore, innit!
stop using you junkie. choose life.
The Rev Clegg has just been booted off Sky TV in preference to Gaddafi.
The Mad Mullah has star quality. Nobody could say that about Cleggover.
Hallelujah
301 Lizzie – it’s all right, I know that’s only an assumed name! First: you have used a Hebrew set of words (‘Hallelujah’): this can only mean that you are a Zionist, and support the Zionist expansion into the ancestral lands of those innocent, peace-loving Philistines – sorry, Palestinians. Second, to compound your offence, the set of words you used (‘Hallelujah’) is, in several variant disguises, used, we understand, by that even-lower-than-Vermin-Vermin group, the Christians. In these circumstances, The Religion-of-Peace – no less than The-Religion-of-Atheism – demands the ultimate penalty.[Puts on Black Cap]. You will be taken hence to a place of execution, there to be hanged from a crane until dead…
A question for you legal beagles out there…
If I was to send Brown a turd in a box, what’s likely to happen?
Is there anything they could charge me with if, say, they decided to DNA it and somehow came back to me…??
Don’t use your own poo; any chance of stealing a bit of Mandlebum poo? That would sort it.
It would contravene the Royal Mail/ParcelForce Health and Safety rules and come under the ‘prohibited goods’ list as ‘Foul or disgusting material’ I believe.
Please note that partially assembled Christmas Crackers are also on this list (I kid you not).
Oh, meant to add.
I suggest you send it by special courier. That should be fine.
What’s wrong with a stray dog’s egg?
Get your dog to do it!
Zanulabour have just announced a Broadband tax – 50p per month for all fixed telephone lines.
Rumour has it the BBC / TV Licensing will be given the privelige of collecting the tax.
So, access to the Internet is subject to a levy to the internationalist cabal of left wing despots at the BBC – stuffing up the only free market & final frontier in true media broadcasting.
Any response from the boy Cameron – or does he think this is another one of those Labour ideas that he can commit to?
Fred,
How very depressing.
Regards
50p ? That’ll be our starter for a tenner, I suspect….or twenty quid if you live in a leafy suburb.
or 100,000 if you live in the country.
The parks those farmers live in must be worth a fortune.
It will be treble if you have a color monitor
How very typical…. sadly
This is Labour’s way of getting all out IP addresses, emails etc in place of our ID cards and outsourcing the costs to the BBC prior to …..
It’s an EU plan, it’ll slowly turn into an internet license, where if you don’t comply with the governments ”fair use” agreement i.e. if you post dissent against the government or EU you will be banned.
As the EU strives to control the internet like communist China.
Only the French have slapped it down so far.
The only good thing is this might be the straw that finally get’s lazy bastards off their seat to go overthrow government.
oh shut the fuck up wifebeater.
you are sitting there on you fat arse telling everyone what’s what.
fuck off you boring pompous oaf.
why don’t you go to conservativefoam instead of hanging around here like a bad smell, there are lots of tossers like you there.
go there now.
your piffle adds no value to this place.
retard.
The thing is that this really demonstrates that Labour desperately do NOT want to be re-elected. A trivial but very annoying law to be pushed through and a certain vote loser.
The books must look look even more terrible than the treasury’s published ones…
Works for me . I already have mega broadband and got rid of my useless 20C landline some years ago.
O/T
Where can i find an update on the Sunshine centre for open politics fund- raising to bring that Huhne jacqui smith down?
I fucking hate her, The Huhne.
You and another 60 million
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/poll/2009/sep/22/immigration-lords
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/blog/2009/sep/23/michael-white-hesford-scotland
I just do not like michael whyte – he is so condescending and arrogant.
‘Hesford. Never heard of him and in a job I didn’t know he had.’ Not important enough for michael then. Never mind about whether Hesford’s done the decent thing and best not to comment on whether he thinks the Attorney General should go or not.
”Sir”
Michael White
he’ll have you know Nell.
Don’t you just love the hypocricsy of the ‘brothers and comrades’
326 No, actually.
And the small matter that Hesford’s been elected, unlike Michael White, Brown or Bitchface Scotland.
the usual character assasination by White. The man is not worthy to clean my toilet. He is an ass of the highest order. White is Shite
I might be prepared to overlook the Tongan’s illegal immigrant status if she’s in the process of spilling the beans about Scotland to one of the tabloids for a not too large sum of money. After all she has to raise the price of her ticket back to Nuku’alofa somehow.
If there’s any sign of that happening don’t be surprised if there’s a fortuitous road accident.
I read this letter as more bum licking than standing up for values and principles.
remember this
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1205283/No10-s-gay-smear-attack-James-Purnell-bust-Prime-Minister.html
the spirit of mcpoison lives on
Smear and sleaze@ it’s in Labour’s D-N-A.
It also shows what labour think about gay people if they think that it’s the worst thing they can say about someone to smear them.
They love putting pigeonholing people just so they can hate them all
Don’t call me gay!
What a crock.
Brown can not sack anyone – with the amount of resignations on his watch if he was to sack anyone he would have nobody else. Just him, his couple of celebrity pals and Gadaffi. Do any of the foreign leaders feel the need to speak to him? He is a laughing stock and Mandy as brilliant as he thinks he is can not spin Brown.
Mission Impossible should be the theme tune for the Labour Conference.
Who’d be left in the bunker? Gordon and his (ahem) inner circle. Guest appearances by Gadaffi, Bono, Kim Jong-il, Robert Mugabe and the Tongan Ambassador.
Dear Gordon
Don’t buy anymore bog paper…I’d be only too pleased to lick your arsehole clean!
Your’s submissively
Stephen
There are many decent people in the Labour party, but none of them are near the top. The whole cabinet needs replacing, and Scotland and Mandelson should be the first to go. I look around at the shambolic and discredited mob presently in office and can see no decent and honourable people anywhere in positions of power.
The only people fit to lead the Labour party are either sitting on the back benches, or are just ordinary party members.
Name one.
Michael Foot ?
I agree but he was “old” Labour – we’re talking about New Labour – and THAT is much more difficult to come up with a name(we’ve already mentioned Robin Cook although even he isn’t without blemish)
So are we saying the only Good Labour politician is a dead Labour politician?
Frank Field
Is he NEW Labour though ? In which case I suppose you could also mention Bob Marshall-Andrews as he’s certainly not New Labour either
Frank Field sold his soul to Gordon over the 10p tax
Nobody in the Labour party is decent or honourable.
“All that is needed for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing !”
If there are any honourable Labour politicians – on the backbenches are elsewhere they’ve been very quiet since 1994 when they allowed New Labour to take over control of the Party and doubly so in June/July 2007 when they allowed Brown to usurp the leadership of the party unchallenged. They can, of course, always use the famous “Nuremburg Defence” but it didn’t work in 1945/46 and it hasn’t improved its chances of success in the intervening period much
Wrong. There is not one single decent person in the whole wretched thing. A bit like the SS really.
OT – why does toenails plus at least 5 others have to report from NY? How much is it costing?
Early Chrimbo shopping and a free lift club class on Virgin Atlantic
That’s what the BBC does – waste money.
The crew:
Toenails Himself
Camerman
Sound engineer
Script writer (on secondment from No 10)
Butler
Fluffer
You forgot “hairstylist and make up girl”
On a serious note – haven’t they already got a correspondent domiciled in the US ?- so they should use him but I suppose of course nobody does “syncophancy” as well as Nick apart from Andy
I believe they have at great expense a US News Bureau but when it comes to US elections and Prime ministerial visits every man and his dog flies out from London on a jolly.
314 – that’s right, they have a news bureau in Washington and another in LA.
That licence fee looks like better value every day, doesn’t it?
Buffer (polishes Toenails bald bits to a high gloss)
Obviously the BBC are hoping to catch gordon on film in one of his ‘finest moments’ grandstanding on the international stage.
Then they’ll keep playing clips of it back to us ad nauseum believing that they are winning back the voters for him.
After all they are balanced and impartial in their coverage of the news.
A couple of weeks ago the whole “Business” crew decamped to NY to remind themselves it was a year on from the Lehman Bros collapse. Peston, Karney and a few others + camermen, producers etc. Christmas shopping is probably best suggestion so far.
Brown won’t resign. Ever.
The whole cabinet could flounce out and he’d still stay.
He waited 10 years for ‘his’ job. Nothing, but nothing, is going to force him to go a minute before he has to.
So don’t get your hopes up people – it ain’t gonna happen.
I kinda thought “our” Tone felt like that…..
He has Gordon Browns full backing, in fact, so only Guidos crosshairs can save us now.
Reminder:
For sale. One nuclear submarine.
One careful owner. Full service history. Complete with own warheads (never used). No timewasters. No Libyans (or Librarians)
Best offer is currently a trade for a pizza. Tried my council but they won’t take it for recycling as it doesn’t fit in the wheelie bin. Offers?
Oil for nuclear submarine swap ??
You did a nice deal for Libya’s McGrahey ????
Don’t joke.We’ve probably already sent some naval personnel to train the Iranian Republican Guard Navy as part of the deal to free our hostages from HMS Cornwall in 2007. Free i-pods all round lads ??
Do the crew come with it?
Its full of seamen
I’ve had a look at your submarine mate and I reckon its had a prang not too long ago, looks a right mess underneath, are you trying to fucking mug me off?
Given that this lot are always on about ‘toffs’ – how is it that they are desperate to get themselves titles?
Because they are hypocrites of the very worst kind.
Socialists my arse.
You misheard they said “troughs”
Exactly. The politics of envy.
The whole thrust behind labour is “it’s not fair because he’s got it and I want it!!”
Don’t yer just luv it…
Gordon Brown… World Statesman of the Year!
Read all about it…
http://www.housepricecrash.co.uk/forum/index.php?showtopic=126147&st=0
How…just how?
Ok, who spiked my green tea with LSD?
I am sure I just read that Mcmental has just been voted World Statesman of the Year.
Bad trip.
I must change my tipple, Brown World Statesman of the Year, or maybe I should increase my tipple!
319 – It’s all right, Lizzie, perfectly all right! Gordon Brown has just been voted The Brown World Statesman of the Year (‘Year:rear! Whadevva!’). It’s all fine, unless you live in a Brown World.
It’s only in the british press and is probably a bit of spin from the slimy Mandelson’s lie machine. I can’t see any mention of this in the US press.
It’s a load of balls. The whole world laughs at Brown and thinks he is a buffoon.
That’s more like it.
It’s not on the BBC yet but I expect it shortly
“Well – Nick. Gordon Brown has won the award of” World Statesman of the Year” – beating pretty tough competition I hear ?”
“Yes – Jon and in confidence I can tell you that its likely that he’ll also be nominated for the Nobel Prize in Econoomic Sciences for single handedly saving the world banking system”
“And didn’t David Cameron and the Conservatives say that they dis-agreed with Gordon Brown at the time ?”
” Yes but events have dramatically proved them to be wrong ”
” And I guess that will leave David Cameron under some pressure tonight to explain himself to the British electorate – Nick ?”
” Yes – Jon – I think there must be a big question mark of him and George Osborne after this event in New York to-day”
348 – spot on. If the Beeb broadcast those exact words I would not be the least bit surprised.
Gordon BullSitter Brown speaks to the country from his hospital bed..
Brown could be photographed drunk in the street with a turd hanging out his bottom and he still would not resign
He will just hang on in the Downing Street bunker as the world collapses around him. Where’s the Red Army when you need them?
Vee are here, my friend, yust here!
This whole thing is just a Zanu Labour smokescreen to distract people from Nick Clegg’s spell-binding conference speech today.
Nick who?
The Rev Nicholas Clegg.
Wasn’t he in that frightfully funny series – All Gals & Garters, or something – with Robertson Hare…? No: I’ve probably got it wrong – probably thinking of Nicholas Parsons… or… someone.
By the bye, aren’t ‘clegs’ those frightful horse-fly thingies, that bite you like mad…?
Oh how we laughed.
“I aim to be prime Minister!” said the intellectual angry pigmy in short trousers.
Stick to the unreal world of Lib Dem fantasy politics Nick, because you are never going to be a Minister of any kind, unless you join the C of E.
As I said it was the Rev Nicholas Clegg preaching from his pulpit, thank God Sky turned him off.
That manifesto in full:
We’re not Labour
We’re not the Conservatives
We’re not going to win
(Apologies to Private Eye)
Primus Dimidium; First among halfwits
Only a true political strategist could come up with the “mansion tax” policy which will hit voters in the south worst of all – AND where exactly are most of the LibDem’s seats – Nick ?
The quote is incomplete. In full, he said “I aim to be Prime Minister when I grow up”.
It used to be a fine aspiration, but Clegg is a squillionare anyway, so why bother?
Yes, Nick, you want to be Prime Minister and I want to score all eight goals when England win the World Cup.
As David Steel once famously said – ” I am the first Liberal leader for a generation who can say to you – Go back to your constituencies and prepare for government !”
Er did I miss something David ??
Oh Dear! I knew the LibDem conference was going badly but I never expected it to end on this silly note.
“I want to be Prime Minister. Imagine a Liberal Democrat Cabinet. Imagine Dr Vince Cable in his office at the Treasury” !!!!!!!!
No-one will take them seriously now.
Good. But then again when has anyone EVER taken them seriously as a political force since 1902 ?
and they said that about UKip before they came second in the Euro elections
and surprisingly well in the simultaneous council elections where they got the same share of the vote as the EUSSR elections.
I would need a lot of alcohol to prepare for the Rev Clegg as prime minister of Great Britain, and the silly Mr Cable as Chancellor of the Exchequer, please people “get a life”!
Must sell the mansion
We’re preparing for oblivion now.
Another son of the — oh no – He started in Scotland.
Go back to your constituencies and prepare for local government !”
Go back to your constituencies and prepare for unemployment
“…the Government is to be congratulated upon its clear-sighted and effective response to the downturn”
Is this guy having a fucking laugh?
Pants of the Manse has invited the Pope over next year – Shame he won’t be around to gladhand the Pontiff.
The Pope is celibate – try gladhanding him and God will strike you dead. Really.
as Britain is now offically a banana republic we need a new national anthem
Way down deep in the middle of the Congo, a hippo took
an apricot, a guava and a mango. He stuck it with the
others, and he danced a dainty tango.
The rhino said, “I know, we’ll call it Um Bongo”, Um
Bongo, Um Bongo, They drink it in the Congo.
The python picked the passion fruit, the marmoset the
mandarin. The parrot painted packets, that the whole
caboodle landed in.
So when it comes to sun and fun and goodness in the
jungle, they all prefer the sunny funny one they call
UM BONGO!!!!
lol
Wow!!My cleaners favorite drink,followed by a quick shot of pussy juice. Ahh memories… Still will import a new squeeze soon and can put batteries on ones expenses.
And just discovered another use for bananas- they’re not just for breakfast,lunch and dinner. I eat boiled miissonary for supper, well one must have at least four square a day to maintain ones figure. And hey girlfriends I find slip-on shoes so convenient to get off for meal times.
I know I’m Nick in disguise- yawn!!!!
Progress has been made in the Congo in 2009. With the fragile peace ending the Kivu conflict, things are hopefully starting to look up.
Gordumb’s Federal Republic of Britain’s rate of regress on the other hand defies Darwinian wisdom, and there is no light at the end of the vertical shaft down which we continue to descend.
As far as the Congolese go, credit where credit’s due, surely?
The mentalist is shortly to speak at the UN that is if his mate Gadify Duck would just shut the fuck up, he has been making strange noises for over 25 min so far.
Gadafy Duck must be looking forward to delivery of a Trident sub, in good nick for a few barrels of oil.
Unfortunately Sky have a duty to show Brown at the UN, it will be the usual boring lament from Brown, time to change channels methinks.
Old mad dog is still ranting away at the UN, I hope his latest best friend Gordon Brown is getting bored to death.
Any truth in the rumour that Ian Huntley has turned down a photo
opportunity with McMental?
Nah: that was Jack the Ripper. Wery pertikler ee is, ’bout the company ee keeps!
Who is this geezer wanting Gordo to give the Baroness the heave ho?.
Another Deripaska Mandy no doubt.
The Baroness has Gordo’s vote of confidence.
So my snout remains firmly in the trough.
Even I wouldnt lower mysef to mix with that Hoon
He may be as guilty as I am of a terrible crime (being Scottish) but even I have standards.
She’ll probably put a Dominican voodoo curse on Hesford. Or make him into a zombie like Gordon.
What a tedious blog, yours truly
Brown is a one eyed fay lying jock Huhneee
Mr Brady, whilst it may be fashionable in certain left wing liberal (south American) circles to bugger children most of us view this practice with a mixture of both revulsion.
Kindly fuck off.
Do UK banks or exchange rates store Chinese Yuan?? Or is the easiet way to get your hands on some, would be to go to China and buy it yourself??
Friend of mine in fianance gave me a tip off.
*Stop Press*
Pope to visit Britain in January 2010
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8271556.stm
Will he be part of the Brown election campaign as a favour to his friend Tony Bliar?
Bliar plans to *be* pope by then surely?
No – His Holiness will be welcomed to British soil by His Excellency Tony Blair – President Elect of Europe and his charming wife the “First Lady of Europe” Cherie Blair
Cherie = Letterbox face
Is he coming to deliver the last rites?
So is Gordoom planning to have something on every week for the next 6 months, in order to keep his incompetence is kept off the front pages?
Wait and see how much bad news comes out while the Pope’s here
He’ll probably think he’s in Pakistan if he ventures too far into London.
LOL Truth – he’d have to go to the North West Frontier (Oldham, Blackburn, Bury etc.) to get the full experience ;o)
didn’t you two arseholes see the sign on the door?
it clearly reads: “no crazy crackerjack honkies”
that means you truth slayer and you paraplegic.
now fuck off.
Stop playing the fascist bully, titfer. Who the fuck are you to decide who can speak here, mein feuhrer?
SHUT UP YOU SLAG!
653 Good argument there, tat: well-developed logically, clearly enunciated, other side forensically dissected… I think you qualify for The Bar – indeed, m’learned friends suggest a ‘Q’.
I don’t like the pope, he uses soap on a rope.
Interesting to note that whilst the McDoom is in the US the US embassy in London have a £50 million VAT dispute on the go with HMRC. US supposedly VAT exempt but HMRC a bit embarassingly desperate so won’t let it rest.
Hope Barry O’Bama has a tug on the Great Leader’s lapel in the next few days. You can imagine the smile, the giggle, the rapid phone call to the Treasury.
The McDoom is a titan in the rest of the world (apparently). A ragged arsed titan clearly. Makes you proud.
Obama has let it be known that he is not available to see Brown but he will fit in the Premiers of Japan,China and Russia after all “It’s the right thing to do !”
It’s likely to be a minor US Treasury Official if anybody that will tell Brown to sort it pronto and of course Brown will “crap” himself in his haste to get back on speaking terms with his mate – Barack
Boris also wants a word with the Septic Tanks about several million in congestion charge fines they are claiming exemption from as diplomats.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/us-ambassador-snubs-16335m-congestion-fines-1773102.html
It’s a shame that the usual Right-wing hate-mongers are seizing on an innocent mistake by Baronness Scotland to drum up self-righteous anger.
I wonder – could the fact that Baronness Scotland is female and a BME person have anything to do with this?
Guido and his fellow Tories are tryign to distract us from the economic recovery that is already under way thanks to the decisive policies of Prime Minister Gordon Brown and Lord Mandelson. Hard-working families are already seeing the benefits – benefits that would be cut if the millionaire Tories seized power.
Over the last 12 years, New Labour has made Britain a fairer and more prosperous place in which to live. But we need another five years to continue our project of transforming Britain.
Vote Labour in 2010.
lol nice one whoever…..
like your leader, keep taking the tablets
Wow. Deep, incisive reply – just what you’d expect from a Right-winger.
you’re welcome, sweatheart ….
Ha ha ha!
You ought to apply to the Labour Party they’re looking for good speech writers. We your talent for fantasy you could end up Director of Communucations in no time
Fabian,
I have to say that is a very patronising response to women and BME people specifically. Being female and BME should not protect someone in her position if she has done wrong. Quite simply, she enacted many of the current immigration regulations which require that people must have documentation checked – and copied and retained – by an employer, an educational organisation etc.
She has undermined herself because she insisted on this legislation yet we see that she herself did not stick by it.
Being female and BME has absolutely nothing to do with it whatsoever and I think it is wholly disingenuous to suggest otherwise.
Another five years to continue transforming Britain? LOL! It’s heading towards Mad Max territory now (with apologies to my namesake). I’ll assume this is a joke post.
Although if you really are from the Fabians can you please direct me to where on that fooking tory website it says that millionaires are going to get tax breaks, I just can’t find it. Any chance of a link?
And by the way, you can’t spell “trying”. Though you are.
Hello Jonty. Keep on trying. You remind me of the Lib Dems. No hope whatsover. What’s the point?
Fabian_Solutions – you are a very sick and easily influenced person and you need help. You are a sheep yet you seem to think you are a human being. Sheep should not be allowed to leave messages – it should be banned – as all they write is pro government nonsense and propaganda…..in other words, drivel.
Most of us do not give a toss whether Baroness Scotland is black, white, male, female, dog, cat, horse or whatever. The fact is, she has broken the law plain and simple. The problem is with the baroness’s moral compass. She is both a coward and a loser with no backbone. ie a typical labour cabinet minister. She also clearly cannot differentiate between right and wrong (another nulabour trait).
So please stop trying to twist and meddle with the truth (another nulabour trait).
It’s Fabian who’s the sexist/racist. He thinks the law should be applied differently depending on the sex or race of the parties concerned!
Fuck off you dipshit socialist bell end
What the fuck is a BME person?
Black and ethnic minority. For some odd reason this is written BME instead of BEM. FKW.
It is BME to avoid confusion with the BEM’s ie Brotherhood of Evil Mutants or Bug Eyed Monsters (ha, ha, thanks Wiki!). Although BME also stands for Body Modification Ezine, if you are into piercings and tatoos.
“Over the last 12 years, New Labour has made Britain a fairer and more prosperous place in which to live. But we need another five years to continue our project of transforming Britain.”
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
etc.
Transforming? Yes, into East Germany circa 1960. You people are stark raving bonkers.
Anyone know whats happening to this pondlife scotlands 170,000 expenses claim or is it dead and buried?.
As for this latest arsehole resigning,my dear Gorgon what an arse licker this grovelling bastard is,whats dear about this lying treacherous scottish bastard of a pm.
It’s dead. The gummint office (or whoever) have decreed that if you are a minister in the Lords then you can claim whatever you want even if it does not fit exactly. Or something. Basically that it is ok, “within the rules” etc. Effectively a huge payrise at the stroke of a pen. I know this is a lazy post, I’m supposed to be working on something else.
You’ve made me feel guilty, here’s what they say, courtesy of DT:
“A spokesman for Lady Scotland said she is entitled to the allowance, which is paid automatically to her by the department rather than being claimed as an expense, as legislation does not specify where the peer should live to qualify.
A spokesman for the Attorney General’s Department said: “There is nothing in this legislation, nor the order which gives effect to it, which specifies that this allowance is only to be paid to ministers whose main residence is outside London.
“The Department pays Baroness Scotland the allowance based on this understanding of the legislation. Baroness Scotland has initiated no claim for this or any other allowance.”
“To confirm, Baroness Scotland at no time told the Department that her main residence was outside of London.”
The Cabinet Office agreed that the payments were not against the rules as they stand.”
Sorted, innit? Cabinet Office says so. Move along now, nothing to see here.
y dear Gorgon what an arse licker this grovelling bastard is,whats dear about this lying treacherous scottish bastard of a pm.”
Seems like these sassenach dinosaurs are reverting to type with their racist instincts, lager loutish tendencies and throwing shit all over the place!
Hahahahahah!
It’s not racist to call someone who was born in Scotland, Scottish.
Even the BBC don’t think that.
Gordon BrownLabour Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, has outlined the clear choice between Labour and the Conservatives on the economy.
Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, said:
“The choice is between Labour who will not put the recovery at risk, protect and improve your front line services first and make the right choices for low and middle income families in the country.
“And a Conservative Party which would reduce public services at the very time they are needed most, make across the board public spending cuts to pay for tax cuts for the wealthiest few, and make different choices about public services because they have different values. These would be the wrong choices at the wrong time for the wrong reasons because they have the wrong priorities for Britain.”
rather a shame he hasn’t done what he promised over the last 12 years then
Bloody hell – Uni’s back then ? Can’t you go and find some nice female Politics “freshers” in the SU Bar to impress instead ?
Most of them are rugmunchers, and converting them takes too long when you can just shag a nice NatSci from Girton ;o)
I am 100% pro-lesbian paragnostic and will, even though there is nothing in it for me, stand in solidarity with the lesbians.
I will not allow a moron like you to attack them without challenge.
you are a tit, a complete imbecile who has no manners and who clogs up this place with worthless bilge.
fuck off paragnostic your posts are shit.
says the elegant bard
well done phil, you are beginning to appreciate the genius of thick as thieves.
maybe some of my genius will rub off on you phil.
nah, thinking about it you’re too thick and stupid to understand even the concept of such an vast intellect as mine phil.
I have come to the conclusion that you would be far better off completing an internal transfer for you: my diagnosis is that your treatment would benefit you spending your blogtime at conservativefoam rather than staying here wasting everyone else’s time with your inane crap comments.
this place is not for you phil, you are too dim and cretinous to offer any extra value here, conservativefoam is much more your kind of place.
go there now.
good cripple.
I don’t want you to rub anything off on me you nonce. Keep yer distance.
said the nonce.
543 – “You are a tit” Mr. TAT, you use this as a term of abuse?’
‘Yes, of course: everyone knows – apart from you, Mr. Cripple, apparently!’
‘I see, Mr. Tat – and let us not get into any kind of ‘tit-for-tat’ argument here – and so, to call someone “a tit”, is to imply, suggest, or indeed, state, that that person is a very silly person, a deluded person, an ignorant person, a person without significant brain-power…/’
‘That’s it, retard! Got there, eventually!’
‘Thank you, Mr. TAT. Now, this word, ‘tit’: would you agree that it is normally used to refer to a particular part of the female anatomy?’
‘Ohmigosh! How(blushing-all-over!) am I meant to reply! YES, spastic: women have tits! News to you?’
‘So, Mr. TAT, you are quite happy to equate a perfectly normal and natural part of the female body with – stupidity: worse than that, “imbecility”. Tell the Court, Mr.TAT, do you find the female body threatening, repulsive, objectionable? Is the reason why you claim to be “100% pro-lesbian” because you actually hate women? ‘Tit’, Mr. TAT: isn’t that a Fourth-form way of saying the unsayable ‘Breast’? Can you not bring yourself, Mr. TAT, to talk about women’s breasts? Are they too threatening to you? Breast, Mr. TAT, breast: does that conjure in your mind a Mother giving suck to her child – the most natural, and loveliest image? Perhaps, Mr.TAT, you find that image revolting, unnecessary, silly, idiotic…IMBECILIC? The Court needs to be clear, Mr. TAT: do you feel that some parts of the female anatomy – the Breasts, perhaps – have an innate silliness, stupidity, ‘imbecility’ about them? Would it be true to say that your thinking goes, ‘Women have tits, therefore women are tits.’ Do take your time, Mr. TAT.
what a tit!
Enjoy the wilderness…..
He’s a socialist, so probably made the wilderness (and called it peace) in the first place.
Oi! You “Fabian” hoon. Where do the wealthiest few sign up for these fooking tax cuts please? I shall have my local Trading Standards after your Dear Leader if he keeps on about this.
There’s no point arguing with someone who thinks productive work should be punished ascending with productivity and sloth should be rewarded.
Taking economic advice from a Fabian Marxist is like booking a round the world cruise from a flat earth believer.
Indeed, he is hopeless at pointing a point across.
Gordon Brown who is called Gordon Brown, the Prime Minister, for it is he, Gordon Brown, spaketh. And Gordon Brown who is called Gordon Brown spaketh saying yea verily it is I Gordon Brown who is called Gordon Brown the prime minister…
More to follow!
Can someone ask BS how long she has known Tapui? Did she know the lady’s husband? Exactly what documents did she see? I sense a criminal conspiracy lurking here underneath all the bollocks we have heard. Brown is now hinting that the documents were forged. Is the PM entering into a criminal consipracy here? BS forgets to photocopy documents, but suddenly the PM has a psychic moment and “just knows” the documents BS saw were forged?
Can Guido bring down the entire government?
There’s something really not right about this story the more it develops.
If she did check the passport (she is criminally negligent if she ddn’t, remember) then she would have seen the expired student visa from several years ago.
Even if you marry a Brit, you still need to apply for residence before you have the right to work here – this is not a nice process and involves lots of nasty questions designed to weed out bogus marriages.
This marriage of solicitor and cleaning lady did not endow residence; rules not fulfilled etc. There are 3906 new laws to read through to establish exactly where it all went wrong though. I’m sure I saw a photocopy of something that said that. Or something else.
You have to got through a process of being allowed residency, then applying for permanent leave to remain. If you’re from outside the EU and without that “permament leave” or “right of residence” proof, or a current student visa, you are basically an illegal.
Being married to a Brit means absolutely nothing, and you would think that a lawyer would know that.
Is she thick as well as dishonest?
Is the Serbian husband / lawyer a legal UK resident?
nah, nah, there’s noffin wrong here mate.
we in da labour party are just a little bit slow an dat.
we know she’s got the right papers an dat.
we just a bit slow and dat cos we’re not dat clever and are always cockin things up and dat but Gordon is the right man for de job and we are getting betta.
I have wondered for some time now why Manglebum is often nicknamed
‘The Bermuda Triangle’
According to his Brazilian plaything it is because he swallows Semen.
You’re in good company, had me too. Nice one……
Seems we now have 2 in the Commons with a semblance of integrity. Frank Field and Stepehn Hesford.
Both representing the Wirral. Though one won’t be for much longer.
Yes, Miss Brahms. I’m sure Mrs Slocum would agree.
And so would my pussy.
And we are unanimous on that.
I am Nick Clegg 37 1/2. I am preparing for Government and have instructed Pickfords to prepare for my move to #10.
Fabian, no one is listening any more, No one believes a word Brown or any of his cohorts say any more. They’re dead, defunct, kicked the bucket. So, please just go back to Labour List and agree amongst yourselves just how wonderful this Government has been.
Will you do that? Good boy.
It is saddening to witness your lame response.
What are the Conservitudes planning?
Answer:
Simpletonian supermarket basket case economics supported by noone other than cheats and thieves.
Listen to the silence about financial corruption and malfeasance that has led the world to the brink ————- go on listen, you buffoon.
I see the doorman’s on a break.
> Listen to the silence about financial corruption and malfeasance that has led the world to the brink
Yep the regulators really did a lot of damage with their credit bubble.
How did they expect banks to cope with all the credit inflation they were pretending wasn’t real inflation?
Idiotic Regulation.
Fiddled Statistics.
Lack of Economic Knowledge.
Labours Legacy.
er, got anything new to say?
if not then fuck off and bore some other site to death you c’unt.
WAW.
innit.
You forgot the wilful pump-priming to the (borrowed) tune of 35bn a year average since 2001. PLUS 15bn a year or so in PFI borrowing. That kind of borrowed money pissing about the economy will do all kinds of things to the price of houses.
Soaring houseprices does all kinds of things to the uneducated great British Public who, suddenly feeling flush, remortgage their house for 10s of 1000′s of pounds and piss the lot away on foreign cars, foreign plasma TV, foreign holidys and a down-payment on a Buy-to-Let flat. Well, its me pension innit?
Anybody with an IQ greater than a fish was screaming from the rooftops back in 2004 when inflation was allegedly 2% a year house prices were zooming away at 15% increase a year and the Maximum Imbecile was strutting the stage telling everybody how prudent he was.
What a fucking jackass eh?
But no, the arrogant prick and his imbecile apologists were just batting back any criticism as being politically motivated. No. It’s not. I’s motivated by sheer frustration at watching an absolute arsehole totally destroy an economy.
garbage jmg2.
the tories were loving it aswell, look at the number of millionaires on the front bench, look at the arms dealers and finance guys sitting there pretending they had nothing to do with it.
I would say that the tories have proved to be the worst opposition in the history of parliament. which is no mean feat.
it is rather presumptious of the such a fucking awful oppostion to think they would make a first class government innit.
it is simply not possible.
david cameron is a dodgy c’unt, just like blair.
JGM2 yep, that can’t help either!
Especially as most of the borrowed cash was spent on people who’s role is to destroy wealth creation.
don’t talk over top boy you ignorant c’unt.
Bottom Boy TaT,
We aren’t, only your badly written posts were in the way.
I snap my fingers and my bitch dances.
you are a good and faithful bitch anticitizen.
keep dancing for top boy.
This resignation letter shows a few things that mainly a few labour mps think the Ruin has charted the wrong course , renaging on the lisbon referendum , being unable to determine Afghanistan and ineffective help to those being chutneyd in the credit crunch .
It appears to have gone wrong for the lib dems in Bornemouth , but MPC isnt to sure we are seeing “sustainable growth” and Blanchflower fires at broadside a George Osbourne , Lib dems sage vince cable has found that there is a difference between analyst and policy and has put forward an ill thought mansion tax (CW ponders about how B&Bs will fare) .
Whilst there are conflicting views on how to steer the economy , we musnt forget that the Ruin has made one side of the economy function , so it is perhaps no surprise that we should see bankers and the economists on the payroll of bankers making arguments pro there own view, CW thinks there is tradgey unfolding in the real economy that the figures are not explaining .
The Ruin has now done further damage by not sacking baroness Scotland , charles Clark has been long time critic and we are getting to the stage where goverment is transforming its self into a despotic dictatorship which is setting the scene for a very fitfull ending for the whole labour sham . Ever since the dark masterplan to oust Blair came to fruition and the previously unimplicated Ruin rose to unoppsed power CW thought he would not be able to manage the backlash but then policy wise he has been all wrong as well which is why voters are deserting labour .
CW thinks the vanity led mps that have forgotten so much about good goverment are in trouble , parliament is always a trust , carrying on being a cad with the public is running out of patientce and road , you cannot really blame the public for asking the question “do our elected masters know what they are doing ” CW continually picks up that the games of labour are causing a much deeper resentment a panto dame PM with wishy washy politics is holding back the work that must be done to repair broken governance .
The libs by not attacking labour have placed themselves in the all mouth and no trouser , they actually sound like the EU elected elite confident the public now take up there rule like dumb animals , which has been what labour has foisted upon us .
CW well said.
That’s the synopsis done, all you have to do is write the book and negotiate the film rights.
I’ll wait for the DVD to come out.
Spot on., You have ( said it) in one or more words.
Why does anyone bother lsitening to the Lib Dems? They’ve got more chance of winning the jackpot in the Euro Lottery than getting into Government. Such a waste of time, energy and money in having a Conference. Give the money to charity.
IDS said this….. Libbies should have a health warning “MAY CONTAIN NUTS” never a true word!!!!
Oh how true sir.
A message sent to me by my son-in-law:-
“Firstly, apologies in advance for the colourful language, but your son in law is a little aggrieved with the shit hole called the UK…..
Over the past several months, I have been seriously questioning whether the UK is the best place to spend the rest of my life and raise your grandson……
The straw that broke the camels back came this week when I discovered that more social security benefits (ie jobseekers allowance, incapacity benefit (aka ‘I can’t be arsed’), tax credits, you name it) are paid out per annum than the TOTAL RAISED IN INCOME TAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE ARE SUPPOSED TO LIVE IN A CAPITALIST COUNTRY?????!!!?!?!?! SWEET BABY JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please read that sentence again – its fucking UNBELIEVABLE. That means that after we’ve paid the lazy scrounging bastards, the only thing left for transport, police, nurses, teachers etc etc comes from council tax, corporation tax, inheritance tax, capital gains tax, duties on stuff like booze fags and fuel and of course VAT etc. And it now appears that the family allowance (the only benefit we get) is about to be cut if your combined income is over £50 grand. Utter bollocks. Until this week, I felt that the majority of the whingeing you hear about benefit louts and what we’re paying for was largely over exaggerated and designed mainly to fill out conversations for people who had little else to talk about and pat themselves on the back because they are in work. BUT ITS ACTUALLY TRUE!!!!!!! This statistic is utterly terrifying.
To put it another way, that means that every single penny I pay in tax goes to a fuck up lazy prick. I’m working solely and utterly for a third of my income to be spread amongst a bunch of failures. ARE WE IN STALIN’S USSR????? HAVE I BEEN SELECTED TO BECOME ‘COLLECTIVISED’????
In the UK, 30 million people are of working age. However, as you know, the government don’t consider single mums and the people on ‘incapacity’ (i.e lazy bastards that can’t be arsed, who hide behind 3 men in cambridge who actually have no legs that they sell as the norm) unemployed at all….. but anyway, of that 30 million, 11 million of them are NOT in work. Of the remaining 19 million, one third are civil servants in one form or another, so they get paid from the tax payer. That means of the 60 million people in this shit hole, only around 12 million are actually creating any wealth whatsoever.
And to put a roof over my head, it costs a mere £120000 quid to live in a small shit hole, within this overcrowded cold and windy shit hole.
I’m no rocket scientist (as I’m sure you know) but the economics don’t add up here…..And I need to get out of it.
Says it all New Labour’s vision for the U.K.!!
> I’m working solely and utterly for a third of my income to be spread amongst a bunch of failures.
No it’s far more than a third.
Income Tax 40%
+ Employee NI 12%
+ “Employer” NI 12%
+ VAT 15%
adds up to a lot more than a third of your time being used for the rent-seeking classes.
Face it, you are a slave.
Actually when you consider the amount paid out on fuel, food, drink, council tax etc – in fact anything – the true tax-take from Joe Public is something like 70%
That;s why I favour a single LVT (replacing ALL other taxes) funding a Citizens Dividend (replacing ALL other benefits).
the fall in living costs would be immense.
but you are not British anticitizen and you do not pay those taxes.
you’re a fucking idiot anticitizen.
TaT,
You imagining things again?
How was tonights shift in the gay cinema?
Fruitful, I’ll bet
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IF YOU WANT TO RIM EACH OTHER GET A ROOM!
Hi TaT,
Is THAT what you got up-to when the lights were off?
Each to his own I suppose, but really you must try and get a career, you can’t be an usher at the gay cinema for ever.
you should take your own advice.
As I said somthing truly awful is happening in the real economy , which your point is one aspect of . Labour have and are continuing to lie .
Thats the real reality, the bare bones of it. Unfortunately the only remidy would be to completly destroy the system and start again. Stop paying the taxes, fuck them, tie up the courts, the tax offices, council taxes, the lot in so many appeals, requests, clarification, wrong payments, anything to bugger up the system. I know it works by the amount of corespondence I recieve from the money grabbing mongs.
I recently paid one “demand” 30 mins before the case was to be heard and never said a word to the court about it, just walked out the building. Well, you should have seen the chaos caused, but the amount was paid before the case was heard, so tough. All that time and resourses expended by them bastards for nothing from me but a big smile from me. Its my hard earned, be nice if you want it.
If you have had enough, fight back in any way you can is my advise, it is the right thing to do.
power to the people.
Oh yea, write a nice letter to your son in law, let him know some others have sussed it too
I don’t blame him. I’m thinking of trying the Philippines next year. You don’t need to be a millionaire to retire there. Lovely people and a load of ex-pat Brits & Yanks to chat about old times, when the UK was a place worth living
I worked out there for a few years. Good medical facilities and dentistry at about a tenth of the UK cost. Three times as many females as males. Cheap booze (a litre of locally produced licensed Gordon’s gin was 50p FFS) and you could get yer limes out of the garden. Fuck I’m getting a hardon just thinking about it.
“It is the principle which counts, particularly at a time when the publics’ trust of Whitehall is uncertain to say the least.”
the publics’ trust for heaven’s sake!!
Perhaps ” the public’s trust ” which they have lost and will never recover.
Such a display of ignorance of the use of language by a politician, whose main tool is language, exemplifies the NuLieBore politicians.
A politician requires no formal qualifications to be elected. Perhaps if they were required to be conversant in the mother tongue of the country they purport to represent there would be less excuse for them to be lying hoons!
Leave off, he’s only a barrister FFS. You can’t expect him to have been educated as well.
Apparently six gurkhas were meant to appear with Clegg during the closing minutes of his speech .Did they ? And why ?
LOL, contrary to his musings the constituents of Wirral West can’t wait to kick him out.
OT but where else can I say: Nick Thing of Liberal Dems or whatever they call themselves now expresses wish to be PM. Can I be the first to laugh my moobs off?
Nick Clegg: Dillusional excited kid
Never thought dillusional was spelt like that,thought it was DELUSIONAL.
A for kid do you mean a young goat or a child.
Keep your Moobs?
Only if you can prove that you are legally entitled to be a UK resident
Until then your Moobs must be kept in some kind of steel lined corset approved by the Home Office.
Am I missing smoething, or is this Patty Scotland affair a bit daft?
I mean, you are effectively required by law to, ahem, PHOTOCOPY documents as a means of protecting yourself from possible prosecution.
These documents are CONFIDENTIAL personal identity documents – which you are expected to keep on file – for two years after the employee has left you.
You cannot tell or prove whether someone has a right to work in the UK from documents alone – but if their documents turn out to be invalid or false you still can’t rely that on having had them photocopied will avert prosecution.
OK – I get it. The answer is …. wait for it … ID Cards!
So my question: will everyone employing a cleaner eventually be required to have an ID Card reader and biometrics verifier in their house? Yes – this seems to be the way things are going.
Yes and the kit will cost you about a grand. ID cards, on the other hand, will be available on the black market for £250.
Am I missing something? after hearing wahatisname defending Attorney General on Newsnight saying it was only a failure to photocopy documents which she had seen, but what documents could she have seen if, as is the undisputed case, the cleaner she employed is an illegal????
This is the question everyone should be asking.
What documents exactly were photocopied on Baroness Scotland’s combined Epson Printer/Scanner/Fax/Copier?
Are we to believe this bitch went and slid an expired Tongan passport onto the glass and pressed the ‘start’ button?
If Brown can go on the media with a eulogy for Jade Goody, can’t we reasonably expect him also to kick out the chief solicitor when she is OBVIOUSLY LYING? If he can rant and rave and hurl printers against the wall for trivial reasons, then, commensurately he should be dowsing Patty Walthamstow with petrol and chucking a match at her. Figuratively speaking, of course. No-one would actually want to cause her any physical harm.
She probably has another Tongan slave to do her photocopying…
eh no , her position is that she didnt photocopy any documents thats why she has been fined. It is of course open to speculation whether she even checked the docs as she claimed. If she did one would think its natural just to copy them before giving them back but it appears she didnt. Im afraid we cannot trust her when she says she checked them, No copies no beleivie !
Yep you’re missing something. As GBroon said in the media, and from previous thread….
250The Pedant says:
September 23, 2009 at 2:21 pm
Come on people, you’re missing a point.
“I take this very seriously indeed, but when you look at the facts of the case she has been misled by an employee who has give her wrong information.”
SHE DIDN’T CHECK ANY DOCUMENTS. She relied on “information” i.e. her word.
Goes like:
Goodmorning, you’re from Tonga then thats nice, and you’re married to an English solicitor. Thats fine. When can you start?
Job done …. Send her down…….
If she’s already married to an English solicitor, doesn’t that give her the right to stay here?
Just asking.
question is, does her Serbian husband /solicitor have a right to stay?
s-o, it does but only when a whole load of nasty interviews and other formalities have been completed, as the govt attempt to aviod bogus marriages. Her passport will be stamped with “indefinite leave to remain” once this process is complete
The point remains that if she saw the passport but didn’t copy it, she would have seen that the visa was expired and she KNOWINGLY employed an illegal
I think you’re right, SteveExpat.
I don’t think any more will be said about the Tongan’s passport. It will be swept under the carpet along with everything else.
Hold hard!
Didn’t it go like this – She comes in from Tonga – her Pisspot is stamped – indicating that she has to away within say two years – whatever.
Scottie looks at Pisspot – and there you have it – expired?
So let’s have a look at Miss Tonga’s Pisspot please.
Therein lies the problem, seems like a simple answer but you are a proper Border Guard not one of those surly tinpot UK Border Agency asylum seeker types.
Back to what I was saying, we know her passport or leave to stay had expired, so what document did Baroness Scotland ‘See’ as being proof of residency/right to work,…..???? again.
Alright – I give up – she had a P45 and ‘proper’ NI code – she was married and well recommended and said to be trustworthy and cheap – I did look at her documents – but not her Pisspot – I agree that all I needed to do was to make a call to the Home Office to check her out – I didn’t
I assumed the documents were genuine and thus OK
I regret this technical / administrative lapse from my unusually high standards which have led to my appontment to the position of AG
Besides – I sacked her & reported myself to the authorities
What more can I do?
Resign
Resign – AND pay back the full amount of the money you owe – PLUS interest. Then, I want you to turn yourself in, you crook!
Not sure whether “Baroness Scotland” is the genuine article or not.
If she is, she appears to have done far less than the Devon Farmer currently having problems with the Baroness’s legislation.
Didn’t she know that her position necessitated that she take extra care and didn’t her position allow her to make checks of a degree of thoroughness which was well beyond the capabilities of the average employer?
“particularly at a time when the publics’ trust of Whitehall is uncertain to say the least”
I wonder why he used the term “Whitehall?” He actually means politicians and especially the Labour politicians that ‘govern’ in Whitehall.
Hiding behind a generic term. a bit cowardly in my opinion.
No, I think he was spot on.
The public distrust the politicians, civil servants and the shed loads of quangoites and assorted hangers-on.
Lord Rix had the right collective term for them all – ‘a Whitehall farce’.
I agree that the system sucks. However responsibility should be laid directly at those responsible and not dispersed, don’t you agree?
I have the perfect term for them all – Cunts Cunts Cunts
You’re far too nice to them, Steve.
Sounds like the name of my local pub – the Three Huhnes. A few regulars but mostly passing trade.
He wrote “I cannot support the decison which allows her to remain in office”.
Whose decision, presumably not the AGs (or he would have said so)?
And, for those pendants amongst you, shouldn’t be “that allows her to remain in office”?
We pendants are just hanging on, grimly.
As we dont physically move about with together surely that should be
” among” as opposed to “amongst”
Maybe a pedant can tell me otherwise?
I can also think of” a Mong” that I would like to get out of Downing street.
Maybe a pedant can tell me otherwise
A pedant can also remind me that I inserted a “With” when not required
There has been no decision.
The making of any decision has been scrupulously avoided.
I’m in pain, I’m broken, smashed against the wall…. what did I do to deserve this?
Ask the Greeks, Nokia the bearer of bad tidings.
OMG !!
I ain’t gonna read all this shit but wotsisname was doin OK till he said ‘the Government is to be congratulated upon its clear-sighted and effective response to the downturn.’
Wot a turd .
Byeee E x .
According to Charles Clarke, gordon has also messed up the Labour Party finances.
He says ‘The collapse of funders’ confidence under the current labour leadership means we’re struggling even to pay staff wages let alone finding the £20million we need to pay off our debts. Raising money to fight the next election seems almost impossible.’
Everything gordon touches………..
Good, lets hope the party crumbles.
Would be a real shame if they can’t afford an election campaign, if every other party has billboards and leaflets galore but Liebour can barely get money together for their 5 minute tv movies!
Looking forward to it already
They probably do better without advertising than if they did remind people of the execrable existence.
Obviously time for Labour to rush through a bill on state funding of ‘approved’ political parties then.
He’ll want to exclude the B&P ‘cos they’re stealing too many Labour voters but you can be sure the ‘approved’ list will include UKIP to nick the Tory ones.
turns to shit.
let’s face it nell, if gordon brown was a crack dealing pimp he would still lose money.
gordon brown is a failure.
end of story.
No I’m not. I’m an outstanding success. Wait until you read my autobiography and see all the pictures of me with world leaders, famous celebrities, famous monuments etc etc. I can tell you I didn’t waste those two years of flick-your-fingers world travel that being the most brilliant PM ever, ever, ever affords me. No sir.
And when I reveal the helpful little bon mots that I dispensed to these various dignitaries you will see that my life is a complete triumph befitting the most brilliant PM ever ever ever. My only regret is that my father isn’t here to see it but after June 2010 I plan to devote my considerable, nay unparrallelled intellect to raising the dead. So he’ll at least be able to read about it.
In my Autobiography. Working title: Gordon Brown – I’m fucking brilliant me.
Gordon definitely is more concerned about being remembered for saving the world, or just remembered, than he is about the economy. Same as Blair.
He will be remembered. Just remember that the next government is to issue the HMRC to put on your tax return “Brown Credit Crunch Supplement” How could we then forget him. It will be on there for 100′s of years.
I like the idea of a seperate line on your PAYE statement:
Labour Incompetence Tax: 20%
I wouldn’t name Brown though. I’d prefer if his memory was erased from history along with Blair. Deny them the one thing they most crave. Not even negative recognition like Stalin or Mugabe.
Nothing. They never existed. Make them an un-person.
What time are you arriving this evening Gordon?
You are a Titan amongst Prescotts Gordon. End of.
In New York there is The Statue of Liberty. After Gordon has left us alone the public, by subscription, should build an image of Gordon Brown at the mouth of Thames called ‘The Statue of Fuckwittery’ – No more immigration.
Ivor.
Or the Statue of Idiocy?
Congratulations on being named World Statesman of the Year. A prestigious title. Only Lil’ Nic the Frenchie fule won it last year, so it isn’t worth a flying fuck at a rolling donut.
Must give you a bit of a stiffie, though.
Nothing a little quantitative easing can’t solve, after all you know its the Right thing.
Debt Good, solvency…..Bad.
Just got in from a hard day…what’s all this crap about The Snotster suddenly pretending to be the friend of the middle classes? Fuck me…laugh? I nearly filled my pants with a couple of pounds of prime ripe shite!
Please tell me this is a gag, someone.
Yes but did you also see that, last night, at a glittering celeb event in New York, gordon was awarded the title ‘ World Statesman of the Year’ by none other than Bono.
You mean Lord Bono?
Dim ‘to, dim ‘to, ond gawn ni weld?
Haven’t had time to read the above comments, so apologies if this is duplicated.
As for Hesford’s resignation, has he already secured another top job for himself in the private sector?
I would imagine most Labour MPs will have had their CVs updated and out in the marketplace for quite some time now. 2010 GE is going to be a bloodbath.
Off one gravy train, and on to another.
For most, no. I should imagine that many of them are beginning to realise that McDoom is giong to drag them all down. The spectre of the P45 might just give a few of them a little spine to actually do something about the disaster that is the Labour Party and remove the dead head. Better late than never.
He’s a lawyer – he has a fairly narrow majority in his constituency that he is expected to lose. He is expected to go back to the bar, if that’s the right expression.
For his sake, and ours, I hope his practising certificate is still valid.
I do hope it’s the public. Couldn’t stand his type in the saloon…
I hope, I can count on all your votes in the election.
Except mine!
LMFAO !!!
I’ll fight yer for it, lovey.
Well I personally wasn’t planning on voting for you, not here, in my backyard you understand, as I’m fairly confident , in our sleepy little rural bubble we shall return a conservative candidate, who fortunately hasn’t troughed quite as hard as some.
However, I was sort of hoping enough people would vote for you elsewhere (nimby) to get the LibDems enough seats for you to become the 2nd party. Then this week at the LibDems Conference you’ve spent the week shooting yourselves in the foot and I can see those votes I was wishing in your direction slipping away.
I’m hoping for UKIP second.
That’ll shake up the country and best of all annoy the shit out of the AlJaBeebya/AlGraun’iad axis.
I’m hoping UKIP first. I am fed up with lying, cheating immoral politicians who do fuck all for our nation, let alone local interests.
0 MPs to Ruling Majority is a bit hopeful, even for me.
Why is Godon throwing our Nuclear ace card into the dustbin?
Once it has gone it has gone and we will no longer be able to influence any rogue state to not go nuclear.
Pakistan and India will have more say than Britannia when Gordon is finnished.
Even worse the Conservative party (at least the Dave branch) agree with Gordon.
I can no longer vote Conservative, who deserves my vote?
This is the wrong place to ask, Per.
My recommendation lasted all of 5 minutes before modding, even though I encrypted the name of the Party that must Not Be named.
As no one’s mentioned this, I feel it’s my duty so to do: (modding expected…)
Newsnight 21.9.09
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Is David Icke right all along?
Ermmmm, never did I think I would say this but…..yes, I think he is!
(cue ridicule)
….complete with shell suit!
I had to attend, in an official capacity I hasten to add (to also attempt to avoid ridicule) a meeting he had. It was well attended, with labourite / union officials all ready to give him a good kicking over his opinions.
Short story is that there was not a peep out of these people and Icke kept the audience enthralled for the good part of 4 hours. It was a tour de force.
Some of the things ones reads on this blog and the obvious ‘inside’ knowledge that people have does seem to give the impression that there is something in his opinions.
The ridicule he receives may in part be due to the autocracy and vested interests spinning their way out of trouble.
So let’s keep an open mind.
…but what about the lizard people?
Oh the lizard people are all going to be given a trouncing at the GE and many will be sent to the Lords to sit with the other sun basking reptiles!!
I think their are two different conclusions to the idea
1. Literal lizard people
2. Cold blooded people who would cannabilise their own and surroundings akin to a Lizard to survive, much like our leaders.
Although except for ‘surviving’ they disregard the populace for profit and power.
Posted this earlier but my typos were so bad coupled with the debate on good grammar which is going on here, meant I had to post it again and hopefully scrape a c + or in New Labour lala land an A+ with bells on !
Heard Brown on Radio Today describing the Baronesses’ Fine as an “Administrative ” Fine.
Now WTF !!! costs five f*****g grand to administer in this tawdry little tale ???
Listen you lying halfwit of a PM she got a hefty £5000 fine not just because she broke the Law but she broke a CRUCIAL PART of that Law in that unless there is a requirement for employers to KEEP FRIGGIN COPIES on these documents then its open to all unsundry to claim they checked the documents even where they didnt.
If the Baroness doesn’t understand this then she is either lying or is more stupid than previously thought considering she allegedly steered this legislation through Parliament ( looked good on her CV I wonder who really did the donkey work ).
Would a drunk driver escape with an “administrative” fine for the “technical” offence of refusing to give a breath test.
No, would he F**k in these cases he/she is treated the same way as if she had failed the test.
Same principle here.
Dont listen to the spin, THATS why she got a heafty Fine, end off !
Now this Labour MP who resigned “on principle” also managed to say he wanted to “spend more time with his constituents” and Im trying my hardest to supress any cynicism that I have that he has one or maybe both eyes on saving his seat. I will therefore give him the benefit of the doubt.
I will not however overlook the fact that he still spouted the Lunacy that Brown is doing a wonderful job with the economy and steering us through the recession blah blah bollocks blah !!!
A few months ago, we were stopped by the police. We found out that we had been stopped because wwe had forgotten to get our MOT done. The car was just over 3 years old. We apologised profusely and told the copper that it was an oversight and that we’d get it sorted out as soon as we got home.
He slapped us with a £120 fine.
My Spin-English / English-Spin dictionary defines an administrative fine as one that can be reimbersed through the ministerial expenses system.
Given Gadaffi’s inane rambling this afternoon it beggars belief that:
a) we are doing business with him.
b) that we thought by asking him not to make a fuss at the airport that he would give a stuff.
Am I mental or is it Brown?
The only friends he will have are people like Gadaffi. If he’s not careful, he’ll alienate us from everyone.
He is sitting on a lot of oil. What should we do? Regime Change, freeze or let the yank oil companies get in first?
Whichever way we go will not be beneficial in the long run, but Gadaffi will have us by the short and curlies. Is that really where we want to be?
Not sure.
Don’t agree. Gaddaffi needs currency more than we need his oil. The yanks are only kicking up a shit because we beat them to it (thanks to BP & BG not GB).
After the first Gulf War you’d think they’d show a little gratitude to the Brits but no, every single fucking reconstruction contract went to a yank outfit. Nothing to the UK, not even UK based yank offices got work.
But Phil, that was always on the cards. We were hanging on to the yank’s coat tails hoping for a few crumbs, but we didn’t even get them. Dona*d Rumsfe*d’s company got the lion’s share, mainly because of his standing (and power) at that time. Tony was arse-licking Bush for months, but it didn’t work, did it.
Merkel beat Mandleson to keeping on as many german workers as she could when GM went tits up. The real losers will be the employees in the UK. We just don’t have the clout any more.
Those personnel are to do with the second Gulf War (Iraq) but the same applies, the yanks got all the business financed by Iraqi oil. No wonder the frogs were against it – they had steadily built up $30 billion of investments in Iraq to see it all wiped out overnight.
Sorry Phil – I’ve had a couple of glasses of wine…………
Talking of the wars…… remember to watch the Wounded doc on the Beeb tonight. These boys have given loads for the war crims B & B. The ones that die although sadly missed are out of the pain and missery these men have to endure… trust me I know.
…and we are expected to feel sorry for Brown: for his depression; the weight of his office; his unpopularity; climate change and the African burden to solve; it’s tough at the top, but somehow he finds the strength to struggle on.
What a stateman he is.
If Gaddafi needs currency why doesn’t he just fucking well print some? Like we do.
Erm…. he needs to pay for the paper?
In all honesty I can’t see this bitch surviving to the weekend – even in Brown’s Government of all the Corruptions. She’s toast – pop her on the rack and serve her with those neat little mini-jars of marmalade.
The real question now should be to what extent Broon has taken a minimalist approach to the truth in his public statement on the affair.
Come on guys, Brown knows the facts, which are:
Baroness Scotland was instrumental in bringing in legislation with draconian, some would say entirely disproportionate, penalties for employers employing any without the correct status. She then went on, with the fullest and most detailed knowledge of the exact provisions of that law, to entirely disregard it when it suited her to employ the wife of a friend at the Bar.
OMFG !!
No one likes Gordon an I know how he feels x .
Hiya TAT , darlin . You still tryin to be someone , hun ???
Have you actually done anythin constuctive in the last few months , babes ???
Nah , thought not .
E x .
He’s solved the “Middle East question”, what more do you want, Ewanme?
*giggle*
Nothin Phil , hun x .
I’m gonna chill out in my capitalist utopia , drink a smidge of herbal tea wiv a little oatcake an I’ll see ya in a couple of months , if somethin happens .
Failin that , you can catch me makin a twat of meself at DT.co.uk blah blah .
I’m amazed this thing is still goin .
Later E x .
How do you know ewanme is a her? Jut askin’ kiss
Coz she says she is! Rumours of Ewanme working long distance for Eddie Stobart are just malicious.
ah, so you have finally made it out of the intensive care ward ewanme.
’twas a hell of a fucking beating I gave you back there, I smashed your skull into a thousand pieces so I must congratulate the surgeon who reconstructed your ugly and oversized head and nose.
as your post demonstrates you are still suffering from depression caused by your trauma of being bashed by the great thick as thieves.
in due course that depression will lift and you will able to make a more positive and worthwhile contribution to this place.
phil is a depressed nobody too, why don’t you two nobodies hook up and you can depress each other instead of the poor reader.
good luck.
I’d give ‘er a right ol’ depressin given the chance but I fear she has more sophisticated tastes.
Titfer, if you want to be a wifebeater, first you need to get a wife you virgin.
I thought TaT was a female writer by her chav, xr3i convertable tones
Filo,
He’ll need to change his job. TaT can’t meet many women when he’s working in the gay cinema.
He meets women, but they ain’t real women
Hiya , TAT , petal x .
Ain’t quite outta Holloway but they give me a compooter for a couple of hours to help me get normal again .
My head woz never oversized , darlin , but my conk woz always slightly Manilowish .
Did you ever get have that penis-normalisation op , sweetheart ???
BTW – Phil don’t sound tooo down . He’s just a bit borin .
See ya E x .
oh god ewanme, you are not going to go on a downer about the size of your nose are you?
for fucks sake you will just have to toughen up ewanme, you will have to stop feeling sorry for yourself and pull yourself together instead of you wallowing in your self pity.
I will help to get you out of your selfish lazy rut and back to normal.
after all it I was the person who bashed your fucking brains out in the first place so I feel slightly responible for your disability.
don’t you worry, we’ll beat this thing, ewanme will beat it.
Cheers , tat , hun .
Yeah , must toughen up – you sort me out , darlin .
I ain’t no good as a shrinkin violet .
Na night E x .
sweet dreams big nose.
Ewanme don’t leave i love you.
Ah good old British justice,led by this nonentity Baroness Scumbag;
2 “strangler robbers have been jailed for LIFE” following hundreds of attacks on defenceless women.
Well actually,just as this Baroness lies about the severity of her own offence,so the term “life” actually only means,in Brown-speak,to be 14 years and nine years for these two scum.
So there you go – Brown’s “tough on crime,tough on the causes of crime” are just another bullshit bollocks from this useless waste of breath.
I shall be standing at the fortified entrance to Downing St when they drive that piece of shit out forever after the election – and you will hear me shout;
“BROWN YOU UTTER C’UNT – THE JOKES ON YOU”
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You really must tell your wife to stop deleting my posts – it is doing you no good atall you silly boy! Tell her who the boss is in your house.
G-the-P
Wondered where you had got to. Have you removed those callouses from your hands yet?
Yes darling I got rid – and I am in the middle of creating some new ones
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Anything caught your interest yet or are you bored?
I am fed up talking – how are you – where are you – and what are ya up to?
Aw okay – I am listening to a Carlos Castaneda ebook right now – you ?
Why? Can’t you read it?
sorry – made a mistake – I should have said Audio Book
Been watching the Doc on Beeb 1 Wounded.
The misery of the war victims. It makes me so angry watching what the war crims Blair and Brown have done. There he is parading his ego on the world stage and the men and women on the front line are giving there flesh and blood for their ideals.
Part 2 after the news.
Cyclops says he is not going Blind
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gvs5y4tiu8Gp1Y41WUYhfU0y8PbgD9AT6MLG0
“I had all sorts of operations. I then had one operation on the other eye and that was very successful so my sight is not at all deteriorating,” he said.
Isn’t it time the UN building had a refit? It looks so sixties.
I suppose you want us to pay for it?
Isn’t the UN in hock to a few countries?
Don’t worry the USA will pick up the tab. The UN like the BBC is a cash cow.
I thought the USA WAS one of the countries owing the UN. Here’s a link
http://lite.alertnet.org/thenews/newsdesk/N05256830.htm
It’s had a detrimental effect on his brain cells though.
Maybe he needs to wank more…
EEEuuurrrggghhh. Too much information……..
Blimey – doesn’t that phrase “not at all deteriorating” sound like a previous Prime Minister….
John Major!
That strange mix of trying to speak proper English,lying and being plain old Mr Bean!
That will explain the huge font he uses for his felt-tippings then.
Its a bitter sweet carcophony of lies , I think the LIbs are visually tory but dont have recession polices , they are still a tax and spend party but being as the gulf in the economy means little room for a spot light entertainment they cant mention the pains to put it right , in other words they havent a clue how to mend the finaces of a soveriegn nation , they just work out of the large pottage pot of the EU political theory .
there is nothing concrete policy wise from this conference , wich you either take as hedgeing bets for next years election of they dont know , they couldnt even mention the EU , I keep wondering if they werent becoming a bit fascist uisng financial constraints to make the case for moving over to EU governance , i think they are dishonest , i dont like there polices but I mean dishonest about who they are , hoping that it forces the tories to appear nasty which is a nu labour trick .
Can anyone think of good idea that has come out of this conference ?? exactly , you cant tell what they want to do .
What conference? In the Telegraph, there was a picture of some ugly old buffers asleep in chairs. Do you mean that, or was that the TUC?
It was PMQ’s
I wonder if those not happy with clegg were not happy when ming was dispatched ??
they had an ideal oppertunity to define EU liberal policy , but they didnt all very strange .
In this climate failures go promptly unless your the attorney general that is
It was the Baroness Skottland School For Lap Dancers (and that’s not dancers who hail from Lapland,either).
Every skool must have such a place by the end of the next school year – then once qualified, they can apply to be Attorney General,which is a revolving job depending on how much of a fine you pay for driving your car in the exclusion zone…..
Gord and Darlings new single
Let’s get ready to crumble
(Let’s get ready to crumble)
(Let’s get ready to crumble)
Watch us take the mick
Watch us take the mick
Psyche!
(Let’s get ready to crumble)
(Let’s get ready to crumble)
Let’s get let’s get let’s get)
(Ready ready)
(Let’s get ready ready)
(Let’s get ready ready)
(Let’s get ready to crumble)
straight up proven
We won’t get you boomin’
our debt’s ballonin’
We just know hype
Watch us take the mick
Watch us take the mick
Psyche!
Let’s get ready to crumble
Let’s get ready to crumble
Get ready get shaky and crumble
Everybody crumble
We is cracker jack
Don’t we just slack
Drown in time
To the marxist crack
I’m Gordo
I’m Darling
A duo
A twosome
So many lies
We’re frightened to use them
So many lies
We’ll keep them in stores
We’ve even got them
Comin’ out of our pores
Your Father
Your Mother
Your Sister
Your Brother
Everyone’s gotta be an AAA debtor
Remove all motivation
We can cause depression
Remove all aspiration
We can cause depression
Give us queens top speed
Cause the queens stampead
Stylin’ defilin’ everybody butt-whilin’
Let’s get ready to crumble
Let’s get ready to crumble
Get ready get shaky and crumble
Everybody crumble
Let’s get ready to crumble
Partners in crime
We’ll never do time
A sentance for us
It’s the end of the line
We are the law see
Mandy tried to do me
‘scuse me so noone tries to sue me
We lay down the law
We’re quick on the flaw
We bet it
We wrecked it
The rest don’t score
No jokes No messin’
We teach you a lesson
A state of confusion
To keep you all guessin’
Freackin’ it sweatin’ it
Taking the Mick
Slammin’ it jammin’ it
You’ll Do what we like
Let’s get ready to crumble
Let’s get ready to crumble
Get ready get shaky and crumble
Everybody crumble
Let’s get ready to crumble
Freackin’ it sweatin’ it
Taking the Mick
Slammin’ it jammin’ it
You’ll Do what we like
(Ready ready)
(Let’s get ready ready)
(Let’s get ready ready)
(Let’s get ready to crumble)
Watch us take the mick
Watch us take the mick
Psyche!
[repeat to fade]:
Let’s get ready to crumble
Let’s get ready to crumble
Let’s get ready to crumble
Get ready get shaky and crumble
Everybody crumble
Let’s get ready to crumble
How the fuck did that get past the moderator?
Learn the Greek alphabet you Νigger loving Cυnt
My cunt’s better than your cunt
said the honky.
not you steve, the KKK tit.
Steve,
Women don’t discriminate against length and neither does Order-Order.com
lol,
I was sure a length rule got put in a few months back, maybe Guido likes a long laugh occasionally!!!
He’s currently pissed out of his head
fuck off wanker.
fuck off and bother some other site with your shit posts.
we have had more than enough of your feeble contributions here anticitizen.
you fucking imbecile.
Please can I have some MORE, AntiCitizenOne Sir?
and now you are posting under the name oliver twist.
pathetic anticitizen, just pathetic.
fuck off you dick.
you are not welcome here.
Haha, That wasn’t me, but everyone does like to see a hopping-mad impotent crippled tramp with a part time job as an usher in a gay cinema.
That wuz me numbnutz. No wonder you are fooled by the trannies!
or are you really fooled?
it is very difficult to tell you cripples apart.
you cripples all look the same to me.
LOL :decked and aunty
…and there is still a PM petition to sign 71,500 can’t be wrong?
Keep checking to see if someone has created a ‘Sack Baroness Scotland’ petition.
Think she will soon be gone, just a matter of if she jumps or gets pushed? Strange how Straw has been quiet on this but then again never sure what he is up to anyway!?!
When will Sky’s Adam Boulton’s head explode? Everytime it comes on the telly it looks redder and bigger.
I wonder if he will have either a large leaver or custard pie under the desk , after repeated asking for an answer to his question , if they dont they either get the pie and face , or the leaver gets pulled and interviewe chair tilts back into a waiting vat of sewage “right thats enough of that now for some news !”
He comes from good Sontaran stock.
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HAI GUISE
SARAH PALIN SKORES A GAIN
http://blogs.wsj.com/washwire/2009/09/23/excerpts-of-sarah-palins-speech-to-investors-in-hong-kong/tab/comments/#comment-377401
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ASTA
OK I’m a sad soul who has just watched gordon speak to the UN and ruined my supper.
But for goodness sake is this man for real?
” If we give in in Afghanistan AlkyAda will return. We have to work towards Afghanistanisation. ” What does that last word mean?
“In order to promote solutions for climate change we must have flows of capital from the public and private sectors “( Tax to you and me)
And last but not least !!
“Britain will offer civil nuclear power to non-nuclear states” How? When it’s already accepted because we haven’t built enough nuclear power station ourselves this last ten years we are facing power cuts in the coming years. How are we going to offer our deficit to anyone? Perhaps I misheard.
gordon that juvenile speech writer you have is not any good. And someone needs to tell you to stop making that peculiar arching gesture with your left arm and fingers it’s really off-putting.
Ghaddafis speech was more coherent i believe
Well he looked saner than gordon though not sure why he appeared to be wearing a sari.
No doubt muammar and gordon tonight are sharing a plush dinner, cementing their new found friendship and commiserating with each other at Omaha’s refusal to meet with either of them.
Time for a glass of wine I do believe.
I don’t speak a word of fuckin Libyanese but it certainly made more sense than Broon’s to me.
Yeah he did me too-telling it like it is. Btw; the NYC carncil won’t give im permission to park heeese tent I read. How petty minded.
I am well confused. I thought Alchy ada blew up the twin towers and the Taliban made their womem wear masks.
Don’t worry about it- gordon the saviour of the world will make everything alright.
The five nuclear power stations being built in the UK at the moment (about 5 years too late) are being built by the French.
Is Gordon’s brother having anything to do with them? He’s a big cheese at EON.
I do believe we have had to enlist the help of the French to build our next generation Nuclear power plants because we British are now to technically inept and thick to do if safely for ourselves. All our brightest and best talent go into Casino gambling in the City. The only thing we now lead the world at is Reality TV shows and binge drinking.
90% of French electricity is generated by nuclear reactors, they have no coal nor oil so they have developed the expertise. We had the expertise but did not lose it because our “brightest and best” went into the City but because the Labour government has allowed Moscow using their proxies the tree-huggers and the NUM to dictate UK energy policy to the detriment of our once leading nuclear industry.
Anyone who thinks that the whirling bird slicers and “wave” power will solve the impending energy crisis is a fucking hemp shirted, body-pierced fuckwit.
Within five years, or less, there will be blackouts. It will take 10 years to get the nuclear power stations commissioned.
That peculiar hand gesture is similar to the one used by the peter sellers character Dr Strangelove if you remember . Yes the hand is getting stronger everyday.
I am FUMING.
Just watched the end of Trawlermen whilst waiting to see Wounded.
Some poor Captain of a trawler and his son were given a PRISON sentence for refusing to throw back fish and instead sell them illegally.
And these Hooning Troughing Politicians get away scot free….!!!!
Papasmurf 9.02pm…and some folk want to vote conservative still.
Sorry to disappoint but that is where I am heading. But surely sending businessmen to prison for trying to feed the nation is just plain crazy?
My father was Fisherman and I KNOW what these men go through having lived it and I would want to see McDoom or any politician try and survive 1 week of the hardships they endure so we can all eat fish and chips.
I watched it, too. From some of the things I’ve done in life, I know that even the best produced television can’t convey what it’s really like, but trawler work sure is no job for shrinking violets.
Am I right in thinking that the fine (several years take-home pay for a trawlerman) was imposed for the technical breach of EU fishing quotas? I think the skipper in question landed fish that he’d caught, even though over quota, rather than throw it back into the sea, dead.
I gather that other EU nations don’t enforce this rule – their fishermen land what they catch, quota or no quota.
I don’t mean to give offence, and my mother’s family were fishermen for generations, but…….
If they don’t stop trawling the seas, there aren’t going to be any fish left.
Seriously.
This is not tree-hugging bollocks, cod is basically non-existent in the great fisheries off the coast of NE America. I feel desperately sorry for people who have to leave the sea, my uncles went to the oil rigs or the dole. But there simply aren’t the fish left.
Where I come from in Ireland, they’re now down to whelks and other bottom feeding slime that the frogs and japs eat.
And no, it isn’t made any easier by the sight of massive Russian super-trawlers just outside territorial waters hoovering up every living thing for miles around.
92% of fish caught in Irish waters every year was taken by “other nations” such as Spain. It was the price for The Celtic Tiger. T
The barrel is empty now.
No-one said life was fair did they?
Baroness (!!!!!) Scotland only committed a “technical” breach and has paid her trifling “administrative” fine of only £5k, so that’s all finished anyway. In contrast, that Trawler captain sounds like a right criminal, and most importantly he is not a part of the Labour project in Westminster or in any way relevant to Gordon Brown’s powerbase, so what did he expect?
He should have got a very deep tan.
Heeees an Utter fruitcake but very dangerous- why ‘o’ why doesn’t MI5 take him out?
The answer is simple.
EMEYE 5 have not taken him out, because EMEYE 5 clearly have not been instructed to do so.
This is self-apparently the case, because he is still alive and kicking.
By inference it is clear that if EMEYE 5 were indeed instructed, by who ever it is that gives that kind of instruction, he would, within an hour or two, become quite effectively, very dead indeed.
Which begs a very important question. A question that James Bond films and books, never tried to explain in useful detail. That is, WHO is the person who actually gives the orders to EMEYE 5 or 6 and for who’s interests.
The Queen? No, the queen is never asked for so much as an opinion.
The people? No. The evidence is self-apparent, socialism in all of its forms is the common peoples worst possibly nightmare. We have all but out and out COMMUNISM now running the world show, and no one has assassinated any notable, central bankers, Fabians or other fascists lately.
The people through their elected government? NO. Obvious answer, see above, and especially given the last 12 years.
The Elected government. No, Not even Gordon Brown or Labour MP’s are as devoutly evil, as their policies clearly are. I am sure that most would claim in private, that they had no idea 12 years ago, that every policy they had been brainwashed into going along with since or beyond their university days, was going to turn out so incredibly and murderously counter-productive, as well as all but universally despised.
The Press or The BBC. No, Obviously not, they have their work completely cut out controlling the minds of the idiot classes. Which is of course, all classes.
The House of Lords. No, not even a little bit any more, although you can bet that the top dude would not have resisted the temptation to gather some kind of high establishment honour on the way.
Even if you think you have worked out who is ultimately giving the orders, it is still impossible to know for sure, for even they could in turn be getting orders from an even higher level.
The truth is virtually no one knows who tells the secret services what to do. We are expected to believe that they make it all up as they go along, like some kind of over dangerous, nuclear powered, gigantic headless chicken on an unknown one way mission to hell, for only God knows who or what. In the same way we are expected to believe entities such as Mossad, The KGB, and The CIA carry on there affairs.
I could be wrong, but I think I know who really gives the orders, to all of the worlds secret services, but I ant telling.
But here are some clues.
Apart from none of the above controlling the secret services. The fact is that not even the secret services themselves know who ultimately controls the secret services. Which is not surprising as these services are indeed very secretive ones. If any of them did actually work it out, they would in no way be allowed to tell even their own wives, neither would they risk doing so, especially if they were right about the exact WHO it has long since been.
Rothschilds
You may say such a thing, I on the other hand could not possibly comment.
However it seems clear neither does the BBC have any intention of doing so either. Neither does Sky for that matter, or any organ of the main stream media from all of the way from the so called far left, through the middle, and all of the way to the so called far right.
Any honest BBC commissioning editor, with even a nail scraping of knowledge concerning how this country has long since been operating around the globe for 200 years or so, must at least have an idea worth a BBC documentary or so, SURLY, if only in order to debunk the whole well documented historical facts of the matter? Or is the BBC not up to the job of convincing us that black is white, 2+2=37, poverty is good for us, good is bad, right is wrong, left is always right, and on and on and on and on, any more?
However for the BBC to do such a thing, would be as gigantic an act of suicidally inspired ‘biting the hand that feeds it,’ then there has ever ACTUALLY been, in the history of civilisation. Which is why such an earth shattering event has never intentionally happened before, and will certainly not ever be allowed to happen in the future.
Oh and BTW TS.
It may be who you say it is. The truth is you must at least be very close.
There is much evidence to suggest that other more spiritual based powers really call the shots. The truth is I don’t know for sure. Perhaps it is a combination of several very powerful individuals, groups and institutions still in some small ways competing for position and influence? Whatever the exact truth, two things are clearly obvious.
First, they all conspire in private for their common ends and benefits, while getting on with each other, much better then they will ever allow their enslaved people to do with each other.
Secondly, they will, over all of our dead bodies if required, do anything it takes to keep them UP where they have always been, and us DOWN, where they always intended on keeping us.
For ultimately is has not been capitalism and it will not going to be communism, or socialism that will rule the world. There really has only ever been one ISM, and that ism is Feudalism.
Wotchoo on about Willis?
Is it TaT?
Home Secretary = MI5
Foreign Secretary = MI6
Possibly.
Who are we talking about now?
Broon or Gaddafi?
“My constituents benefit greatly from using our much-improved public services and they would not wish to see these jeopardised nor have our continued economic recovery put in doubt.”
Just empty our dustbins and keep the fucking roads up to scratch you simpleton. Oh, and no more jobs for Liebore voting Outreach Coordinators and Core Management Facilitators.
Now fuck off, and good riddance.
Gadhafi sticks it to the UN and the world!
http://www.cspan.org/Watch/Media/2009/09/23/HP/R/23455/Pres+Obama+Delivers+First+UN+Speech+to+General+Assembly.aspx
That’s my boy
That’s Gaddafi addressing Gordon, and has a different connotation in the Arab world.
When gordon spoke the hall was vrtually empty and I wondered why. Now I realise that he was part of a trio of speakers, gadaffi, ahmadinajad and him. Delegates had sensibly all left for ‘ more pressing engagements’
I don’t blame them.
‘more pressing engagements’, this years hashish crop.
A trio. That would be Larry, Curley and Mo
You know how Scotland fans have those wigs they wear with the red hear and the tartan caps? You know, to have a good laugh at their own stereotype?
This fucker is just begging for an entire city in China to start manufacturing Gadaffi hat’n'wig cobos.
Isn’t he ethough?
You know, the next time you see the Libyan football team playing – in the 2012 Olympics for example – you really would want the entire crowd in Gadaffi wigs.
See you Muammar!
Bugger me – this is like allowing Hitler into the H of C in 1940 to make a speech.
Problem is,it is very difficult to decide who is more incoherent,unstable and overall off their f’ing trolley’
Brown
or
Gaddafi
It’s a very close run thing.
Maybe Brown is edging to a Professorship in World Saving at the University of Terrorism in Libya?
Hey! don’t forget armoureddinnajacket!!!!!
At 1′ 00″ 50 Ghadafi says: “my son Obama”, earlier: “son of Africa governs America” – so he doesn’t believe the Hawaiian BC either!!
Ghadafi asks some very interesting questions about the invasion of Iraq, the execution of Saddam Hussein and sodomy at Abu Ghraib from 1′ 09″ 00….you won’t get Obama or Gordy asking the UN to investigate those events eh??
Talk about “terrorist countries”?? imo Libya is way down any such list, if on a list at all – and certainly well below US and UK…
In reference to earlier comments about Libyan oil concessions, American oil companies Exxon and Conoco already have rights to the two biggest oilfields in Libya. They were negotiated some years ago, with no bother about Lockerbie or terrorism. The Americans do have resentment about BP getting in on the act, but that is what one would expect from them.
We don’t mind the ugliness, It’s the fact that you’re so fucking thick we can’t cope with.
Err – sucked my cock badly, man.
Breathe?
Ugly’s OK – you could be a really nice person. But you still need a name change.
How about malcolm or jonquil or if you wanna be butch johnwayne
How about Trueman, F.S.?
Chocolate flavour?
Well she sure ain’t a hot crumpet.
I rather think she is a bit like that suet pudding my mum used to make to fill us up when food was scarce.
Loadsasuet- because it stuck in the gut.
You were lucky, we lived in a cardboard box and me dad had to steal grass from the farmer’s field to make a stew, then he got caught and was transported for life…..
“……….and me dad had to steal grass from the farmer’s field.”
sounds like you’re still smoking it.
my hubby has a theory that you could make wine from grass.
I’m not convinced.
Cardboard Box!? You were lucky etc etc
Nell-was that Mo et?
A cardboard box? You were lucky!
We were sooo poor, we couldn’t afford shoes. Me da had to black our feet and lace our toes together.
Nothing is worse than finding wheels behind the damp course.
If he was transported to Aussie bet he and his descendents have a better life than us.
A stew?
Another Swift Kick In The Spuds For The McMental One ! Is There Really Only One MP Who Can’t Live With The Fact Brown Is A Spineless Whimp Who Has No Power Over Anyone In His Party Even Darling The “BADGER” Refused To Stand Aside ! The Man Is A Twat !
Plums
What’s wrong with agricultural??!! Just remember we all need to eat!!!
I’d rather be vegetarian than eat spud plums
Nobody wants to be kicked in the agriculturals, nell!
hey, I’ve kicked you in the nuts a good few times, eh engineer?
You missed. By miles.
oh for fucks sake engineer I thought we had dealt with your lying issues.
stop fucking lying pinnochio.
I bashed your brains out all over the thread for all to see!
you are such a lying c’unt engineer it is simply unfuckingbelievable.
your word is worth nothing liar.
take your beating like a man for once engineer.
you scum tory.
You forget, TaT. I’m an Engineer. Got 2″ Whitworth nuts, me. Kick one of them. and you’ll break your toe.
you are probably a dustman for all we know.
your word cannot be trusted, you might even work in a fish and chip shop FFS.
A kick in the bollocks would be plumbing the depths. As am I.
Thanks folks especially eng and tat . Difficult day today but you’ve made me laugh.
Night. God Bless.
I Thought I Read This Morning That She Was tongue’n The Tongan ! Is This True?
If So That Means She Wasn’t A Rug Cleaner More Of A Rug Muncher !
That was one of the rumours, yes…
Who cares. What she is, is another corrupt labour minister trying to hold on to power after she’s been proved to be dishonest and incompetent.
Don’t forget to ask the door-knocking parliamentary candidates whether if elected they will push for war crimes, sovereign and economic treason and the ultimte penalty. Thanks.
Cucumber sarnie ??
Promises very little an delivers even less , darlin .
E x .
Yo Ewanme. like Marmite innit.
It was only a rumor that she hauled trucks; – I read earlier
Ewanme. Missing your contributions in the Labourgraph. Hefferlump and Mary Thingy just aren’t the same. You must be a busy lass!…
To All Lie-Bore Ministers : If You Want The Slightest Chance Of Keeping Your Nose In The trough ,You Better Follow This MP’s Example And Distance Yourself From The Mental One ASAP ! Or Make No Mistake You Too Will Face Unemployment Come The GE !
Hesford? The cure’s worse than the disease it would seem. Wants to hand the Afghan franchise back to Al Queda. Why not just give them a nuclear bomb and tell them to get on with it…
Gadaffy said the swine flu was a man made weapon made in a laborotory at the UN.
It started in Scotland
Yet another scandal. Labour are just bad all the way through. Brown isn’t the problem, it’s all of them.
Even the foreigners have worked that out. Obama is having one-to-one talks with almost everyone but Gordoom at this Climate Change junket – he’s waiting for Cameron before he’ll talk to the UK.
sorry folks – more posts deleted – back again tomoprrow (bit knackered)
Don’t worry on our account, old chap. Have a good, long rest. Several decades would do.
I tried to tell you , you need a name change and a change of personality.
C’Mon you can be much nicer than this.
So what’s happening in New York tonight?
Omaha is meeting with the people he thinks are important in the world – and that does not include gordon.
gordon is rubbing shoulders with third world terrorists like muammar and armoureddinnerjacket.
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France,Germany and Spain are dining together tonight laughing at gordon’s incompetence. Ater all he did say ‘ we are best placed to come out of this recession’ . They are all coming out of it and we are still there.
temporary blip nell – they need us to buy their shit
Sorry but the horse manure from my nearby riding stables is much better value for my garden.
I think, like prezza, they need to go and whore their very limited skills to china.
i’m saying we’re all fucked
Not yet, we’re not. We need an election, after which the hard work starts.
Lovin’ the Omaha bit Nell.
Huggsies.
Prime Minister
10 Downing Street
London
SW1A 2AA
23 September 2009
Dear Gordon Brown
It is with considerable personal regret that I find myself writing to inform you of my decision to resign my positions as PM to several ministers, and the mugs out there!.
My decision comes about because as an aide to the European Parliament and whilst I have great personal regard for the President of France, I cannot support the decision which allows him to remain in office.
In my view the facts of the case do not matter (they never did!). It is the principle which counts, particularly at a time when the publics’ trust of Whitehall is certain, they think we are a lot of wasters to say the least. We have to be seen to be accountable even when we are not!!.
In addition, could I just mention matters of policy where I believe leadership is vital, and that is not me!.
On the constitution: I should have legislated to offer a referendum on Europe and how we elect Members of the House of Commons. I thought I had finished off reform of the House of Lords by fobbing them off to the New Supreme Court. Generally, I should have moved as quickly as possible to withdraw from Afghanistan or at the very least give our troops the kit they need!! and to signal a change in our position over Trident replacement and add another not reduce by one ( I forgot Iran, North Korea and Pakistan!)
In response to the downturn. I have to support David Cameron’s myopic and siren calls for an “Age of Austerity”. My constituents benefit greatly from using an photograph of me and and whilst they are content to call me a one eyed idiot they do not regard me as Scottish any longer so am content to accept the Presidency of the IMF and move to New York forthwith, so our much over subscribed public services can be cut down to the correct size knowing this would not jeopardise our continued economic recovery which would be put in doubt if I remained in office.
With best wishes
Yours sincerely
Gordon Brown PM
I also hear he even signed his own petition!
Pehaps we could all copy and paste this letter to a fresh sheet of A4 and post it pp, you never know it may have a greater effect then the petition and as the greater Statesman with the self congratulating US behind him he will have to act on it!!
( PS. Yanks he is the worst PM this country has ever seen!)
Talking about petitions….. my petition about Baroness Scotland has still not been approved or rejected. They must be waiting for someone to give the ok or not. I suppose as McDoom is out of the country he can’t say yea or nea.
Normally if you make your case clear and accurate enough it should be OK and don’t forgat Brown was silly enough to acceptone for himself so it is assumed all else is fair game!
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Baroness Scotland LEAD on Newsnight..
CHARLES CLARKE IS IN THE HOUSE..
This could get nasty..
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Clarke’s obviously pissed off with what the Labour party has become,
I’ve heard Tories be nicer about Broon than Clarke was in that interview!!
He was very subtle in saying ‘this is not news, I’ve been saying this long time’..
TRANSLATION..
‘I told you stupid fuckers he was going to be useless, why didn’t you listen?’
Clarke’s rantings won’t get rid of Brown before the election, but they’ll reinforce the impression that Labour are fighting among themselves, and that will only increase the size of the Tories’ majority 8 months from now.
I want to be Prime Minister – because it’s only fair!
Now, now, little Nicky – go and play nicely with the other minnows. If you ask Lembit nicely, he might let ou play with his Cheeky Girl. Too late? Bit like some of your political analyses.
“The story of Stuff” – this is wrong – American kids now being brainwashed by this sort of Marxist crap within their schools and it all links back to Obama via the Tides Organisation.
Socialist Europe has now been achieved now it seems that the ‘project’ is underway in the USA
We should be more worried about the fact that Prezza is travelling around the country visiting our primary schools talikng about man-made climate change.
He needn’t come anywhere near my little one and her school .
I want her properly educated, not corrupted by someone who thinks he , as labour sinks, can earn his living following in al gore’s footsteps.
Surely ‘following in Al Gore’s Carbon footprint’.
When I said ‘Carbon footprint’ obviously, in the case of John Prescott, I meant ‘Carbon bellyflop’.
Pass the pies, Nell.
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Gordon Brown honoured in New York as World Statesman of the Year
http://bit.ly/IL611
Brown and Bono in one sitting would test the strongest stomach.
Bono – “Every time I clap my hands, a child dies in Africa.”
Voice from Crowd – “Well stop fucking clapping, then.”
‘The fucking new world order brigade out in force’…
KISSINGER – ‘Well done Brown, you’ve fucked up the economy so badly people will be in debt to the state for the next 10 generations to keep our bankers in bonuses’
As i said to the United Nations General Assembly,when i had the honour to address them,shortly before receiving the World Statesman of the Year,which i fully deserve,having led the way in stabilising the global economic crisis,that threatened to undermine our goal,which is to bring prosperity to all,and equality of opportunity to the emerging partners in the global markets that i,and President Omaha recognise,are the future of the global recovery that will banish poverty,once and for all.
We have the chance to lead the world in bringing fairness and justice to all of those oppressed masses,who suffer under the yoke of Conservative class politics that promise much,but deliver only division and stagnation. Only under the leadership of worlds statesmen of the year,like President Omaha and myself,can we deliver real change,and global recovery,unlike the do nothing approach favoured by international conservatism,which should be confined to the history lessons,having no place in the new global theatre,that requires leadership and inspiration to fulfill the destiny that only World Statesmen of the Year can provide.
NURSE! I need another nappy,and can you bring some oats for dobbin. We need to finish our conference speech.
Mock ye not.
I predict that a year from now you too will be able to buy, for only 1p plus postage from Amazon, almost exactly that passage in Brown’s autobiography. With colour photographs.
Although I’m not guaranteeing colour because that might detract from the homage to the black and white iconography of the Churchills era.
Y’all thought Blair had an eye on his place in history? This fucker has looked into history and is stalking a dead guy (if that’s even possible but you get what I mean). This fucker genuinely believes he is the heir to Churchill. Man of gravitas. Historian. Writer. Wit. War leader.
The signs are everywhere. He can hardly give a speech without quoting him. The entire economy in the shitter an he’s pumping out books on ‘Courage’ to try and compete with Churchill’s definitive history of WWII.
The guy (Brown) is an utter fucking fantasist. Jetting off top lecture the Saudis about the price of oil. Blocking the runway at Dulles while the UK embassy pleads with Bush and Omaha to cut five minutes off a boy scout visit just so that he (Brown) can get a photo for his mantelpiece. Fucking world statesman me.
It would be utterly laughable if he hadn’t completely fucked the UK economy in his vain crusade to be PM.
Buy it? I’m pitching for a job of ghost writer.
Yes but brown’s aides have just made four failed requests to Obama for a one to one meeting between brown and obama. Omaha has left brown to his pal quadaffi.
Paradoxically the queen has a great relationship with Obama and his wife.
Ask HM’s retinue about the PM’s visit to Balmoral on Sat 5th Sept.Shortest ever PM/Monach Balmoral stay…he left 6th but a very interesting few hours. Alas they will never breathe a word out of admired loyalty to QE2 and her 1st class family.
It’s not paradoxical – the Queen and Obama are Heads of State….why shd bullshit Barry waste his time with Gordo? Even Sarko’s got more clout…..
Do you mean HM or Mandelson?
on a par with Hitler being chosen Many of the Year 1938 by
Time Magazine….
http://www.time.com/time/covers/0,16641,19390102,00.html
Or even ‘ Man of the Year’
Adolf was a doppelganger,that’s why they agreed to one ball each.
Another historical puzzle solved.
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Things that don’t add up concerning Baroness Scotland, the UKBA and Loloahi Tapui:
1) Scotland claims she saw a passport with appropriate visa, but did not keep a copy.
2) Loloahi Tapui’s flat was raided, but it is now claimed that she has gone on the run.
3) The UKBA claim that the passport was tampered with.
4) Has anyone seen a copy of the passport that the UKBA claim to seen?
5) Has the UKBA actually interviewed Loloahi Tapui?
6) If the UKBA has not seen the ‘forged’ documents or interviewed Loloahi Tapui how can they have reached the conclusion that Baroness Scotland in only guilty of a ‘technical’ breach of the law?
It seems to me that there are still very many unanswered questions around this scandal. Until I see evidence to the contrary, I suspect:
1) Baroness Scotland either never checked any documentation, or knowingly employed an illegal immigrant.
2) Loloahi Tapui is actually been kept in hiding by officials of either the Labour Party or government.
fuck sake , dont you know ? they are above the law
I am rather hoping Lolo has been tucked away in a nice hotel, a fat cheque in hand, by a Sunday paper journalist & we will hear a whole lot more on Sunday morning. Did’nt she seek bisexual partners on the internet. Could be a very juicy read. Scotland will be gone by Monday.
One nuke.Airburst over Glasgow.Ten thousand feet,and you could well be right.
i don’t think she checked it.
which is why she is relying on a “defence” (don’t ask me I am from the cps) that she merely forgot to copy the docs (as our mighty leader says an “admin error” (Rwrld alert))
she does not mention that the reason the law requires employers (yes and some of them are women with irish (she said it) home helps) to copy the documents is to ensure they are not ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….lying…
who is lying?
Once you accept that they both drink from the furry cup,and are intimately bound,you will understand that desire drives prominent public figures to take hazardous risks.
She Didn’t Copy The documents Forged or Otherwise ! Did She Know They Were Forged so Didn’t Copy Them ? It ALL Boils Down To The Fact That This Woman Who Is A Millionaire Off The Backs Of British Taxpayers , Knowingly Employed An Illegal Just To Save A Few Quid She Could Have Phoned Many LEGAL Cleaning Companys To Supply A Cleaner !
Well I’ve just pootled home along Hoonton seafront and already the barricades are up, the portacabins are stacked, the cops are abroad and three cars had been pulled over for a ‘chat’. Anyone would think the Gov feared rightful wrath of the populace.
Just aquiring candidates for Lord Mandelsons “fringe” audience.
I’ll come
‘The’ rightful wrath of course. (I’ve been steeling my liver for the invasion).
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With a majority of 1,097 votes. — 592nd out of 643 MPs what the fuck do you expect? It would have been so much better if he’d left out the other crap.
Arse lickin’ tosser.
Arselicker maybe, but at least he shows way more integrity than his bosses, both of whom refuse to resign.
By now he must have known their form, surely.
I’m coming around to the opinion that this resignation letter, praising as it does, Gordon Brown’s economic acumen was indeed dictated by the Maximum Imbecile himself.
The clincher for me though is that this MP, who is allegedly a QC or barrister or somesuch legal low-life completely forgot to enclose an invoice.
I mean, come on, when was the last time you got a letter from a solicitor that didn’t demand money?
The last time time i beat the hoon
He’ll waive his fee for a peerage.
labourlist dont welcome Tories even if they have a good idea , see doublespeak 2nd one down .
that’s coz tories are evil
But this is how Cameron just keeps trapping Brown into pratfalls. In any given situation there is the right thing to do and the wrong thing to do. These decisions are not 50-50 calls.
So, for example, will I have another beer or will I stick my dick in the blender is, for most people, a no-brainer. It is NOT a 50:50 call. The problem for Brown is that he hates being upstaged. If somebody like (say) Cameron says ‘Make mine a Guinness’ then Brown can’t just say ‘I’ll have a Babycham’ because then he’ll look like he’s following the other guy instead of using his self-proclaimed genius to plough a path of his own.
So before you know it he’s unzipping his pants and plugging in the blender.
Brown spends so long triangulating and considering the possible nested pratfalls that he misses the completely obvious solution. The entire planet is screaming the obvious answer and he’s holed up trying to come up with some suitably off-the-wall-IQ-of-a-fucking-planet solution that by the time he emerges blinking into the sunlight the only option left available to satisfy his lust for a unique-Brownian-answer is, to the casual observer, utter fucking lunacy.
And then yopu have 400 Labour MPs who are so lacking in self-confidence the just completely acquiesce to the fucking imbecile.
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fuck off and dont let the door hit you on the way out
I say – that is a bit cruel old man
have a refund , Then fuck off
HAVE A CARE OR I WILL HAVE YOU HORSEWHIPPED YOU WORKINg CLASS LOUT.
Clegg and Griffin – a right pair of old Nickers – God is dead.
“I want to be head milk monitor”.
Look at me i am gay , i want to rim Gordon and mandy
What’s stoppng you?
Give me fifty pee a month,and i’ll let you all crucify Gordon.
Whos turn to take the trash out ?
Buddhist Quote of the Moment
The Buddha’s teaching is all about understanding suffeing – its origin, its cessation, and the path to its cessation. When we contemplate suffering, we find we are contemplating desire, because desire and suffering are the same thing.
Desire can be compared to fire. If we grasp fire, what happens? Does it lead to happiness? If we say: “Oh, look at that beautiful fire! Look at the beautiful colors! I love red and orange; they’re my favorite colors,” and then grasp it, we would find a certain amount of suffering entering the body. And then if we were to contemplate the cause of that suffering we would discover it was the result of having grasped that fire. On that information, we would hopefully, then let the fire go. Once we let fire go then we know that it is something not to be attached to. This does not mean we have to hate it, or put it out. We can enjoy fire, can’t we? It is nice having a fire, it keeps the room warm, but we do not have to burn ourselves in it.
Ajahn Sumedho, Teachings of a Buddhist Monk
If we wanted fung shui bollocks we’d unblock Charles Halfwits IP address.
this is an incitement to LOVE not an incitement to hatred, get it? dig ?
you aint rimming my arse
Nope. Sorry. Too Hardwidgean for me. Wasted too much life reading Onanistic horseshit like that.
But if it’s lovin’ you’re after I suggest you get yourself down to a cashpoint and then head to the nearest dockyard.
Nope. Too Hardwidg*an for me. Wasted too much life reading Onanistic horseshit like that.
But if it’s lovin’ you’re after I suggest you get yourself down to a c*shpoint and then head to the nearest dockyard.
I met that Charles E Hardwidge once. That was enough.
Does Mandy ♥ Osborne but feels rebuffed?
Meant to add, The extremely ‘irresponsible’ parents of missing girl Madeleine McCann have returned to Portugal together for the first time in two years for a tribute tour. They landed and shortly afterwards met some lawyers! You couldn’t make it up.
Fuck off Gerry and Kate.
They ought to be locked up for neglect – at the very least, theyre both dead behind the eyes those two, shifty and snaky bastards.
The Owl and the pussycat went to sea,
In a beautiful Russian yacht,
The pussycat squealed,as the Owl dealed,
and Georgie was hot to trot.
But the union foundered,as fleet street found out,
And the pussycat was hung out to dry,
The Owl was chuffed,
His knob had been buffed,
And the pussycat had been shown to be bi.
Apologies if already raised, I did not take a copy but this piece is spot on
http://www.independent.co.uk/opinion/commentators/matthew-norman/matthew-norman-the-perfect-new-labour-scandal-1792101.html
IMHO
Well worth a read.
Two bit,populistic ranting. A diatribe of malice,distortion and vindictive perception.
Unlike my unbiased,reasoned pieces of journalistic art,that reflect the true vox pop.
Yes, quite amusing. I hope and pray that over the next two days Lady Walthamstow clings onto her job like grim death – only to then finally lose that grip during the wretched writhings of the conference. It is just so perfect that this bitch is causing so much mayhem and will subsequently be seen to have closed the Nu Labour chapter. Good show, Patty. Keep it up!
yes, an excellent summary of the position that this mendacious government regularly find themselves in
hope ruins press office are feeding him news that two broadsheets are making barry obamas snub over lockerbie release news , big hitters didnt turn up for his bankers conference !!
Charles Clark was erm pointing out that he will lose his dignity , fun starts on monday , see what Mathew Parris thinks he was on form tonight and in his “dutch” analysis .
Mervin king calling for great gathering of economists CW thinks some business are now beyond bank help , so yet another of the ruins strategic errors to watch , there is a deffinte consumer switch going on with people now shopping for cheap goods and previous dual income families (unless your in public sector) now having to cut home costs as one is out of work , certain self employed finding lack of custom . I just hope mervin is not missing somthing in the stats , bank liquidity for goverment bonds cant go on at this level more must reach the businesses to bail them out , it would be rather ironic that the banks have healthly balance sheets only to have few customers .
Rock to be split , good bit to be sold off we get the debt ?? but will securitisaion structure remain for new owner ?? whole rock structure wants converting into simple structure , and debts made safe . bidding process had better be open .
CW has thought a bit Willie Walsh attempt to secure the airline from eco nutters , halving the emissions by 2050 is a pretty useless statement , as was his staement that Bio fuels will help , he conveiniently missed that it is emissions total that needs to fall which translates to reducing airflights , and that needs to be done not in 40 years but more likely 5 . Dont mind the case for more fuel efficient flying , but there is little point in saying more fuel efficent planes means we can have more planes in the sky , he failed to say what the business was doing with most polluting aircraft , they dont appear to be being scrapped !
No, but they are scrapping pilots. That’s why this household is now down to one wage and cutting expenditure.
Mandy gets wind of the Obama UN snub to Brown from his ‘friends’ and leaks it to the press
the plotting continues to snowball
Even the pro-Labour BBC are leading with the Obama stub story.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8272061.stm
“A diplomatic source” =?
“Mr Brown finally got his chance as Mr Obama was leaving a function at the UN building on Tuesday night. He offered Mr Brown a “walk and talk” as he left, for security reasons, through the kitchens”
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6846771.ece
a walk and talk through the kitchens FFS? Doom is just a walking International embarrasment for this country. It would have been better not to meet at all than to have that reported.
This just can’t go on its getting ridiculous.
‘Yo. Brown. What are you doing in the kitchens? I’d expect to find that fat fucker Prescott down here’.
A “walk and talk”? That’s like being invited to take a bird out, on a promise, and ending up with nowt but a hand shandy and the last bus home.
Ah Gordon, Gordon, Gordon… You’re shit, and you know you are.
in the kitchens……….. mmm……. must be ‘cooking’ something up!!
The ‘ 3 minute elevator speech ‘ is part of American business culture. If you cannot get your point across in that time you just don’t have it. Wonder how Brown did? I cannot imagine him being that succinct.
If one had a high powered job I’d guess a little Tongan could relieve a lot of the stress.
O/T but as we are heading for an election, perhaps it’s worth preparing for the BS which will emanate.
Here’s Labour’s 2005 offering
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/bsp/hi/pdfs/13_04_05_labour_manifesto.pdf
It was laughable then but the joke is now on us.
Was I living in the same country described in these pages?
Rising prosperity, citizens empowered, secure borders??!! Shows what a load of lying toerags they are doesn’t it?
But hopefully more of the electorate will know better next time not to believe them.
Nell,
are you sure ?-New Labour appear to inhabit a different reality.It is so far removed from mine (and yours presumably) that I am beginning to wonder if my world is real. Have they been putting something in the water supply?
I see gordon eventually got his meeting with Omaha yesterday – just a brief one, walking through the kitchens where Omaha could avoid being photographed with him.
The only person at the G20 who seems to want to shake his hand is his new pal Quadaffi. Poor gordon this G20 has not been the grandstanding opportunity that he thought it would be.
Oh well, sun’s up.Time for a cup of tea.
Fucking hilarious snub. Of course it won’t stop the Maximum Imbecile referring to ‘the conversation I had with President Omaha last week as we saved the world at the UN….’ at every fucking opportunity.
What I want to know is – when are the UK’s multi-cult, melting-pot, inner city schools going to stop disrupting their lessons just so the Maximum Imbecile can get some meeja exposure without having to face any difficult questions.
Its quite funny ain’t it? He shouldn’t have snubbed that handshake with the black policeman outside Number 10 with Obama and his bro’
No jokes about ‘kitchen cabinet’ now.
The bit I particularly enjoyed was the report that Downing Street was “frantic.”
My immediate reaction was that McDoom probably was dithering about being frantic ie now what should I do. dither frantic dither frantic dither frantic dither frantic. A bit like a dog chasing its tail. Classic.
“US President Barack Obama has called for “a new era of engagement” with the world !!!!!”
…..err.. thats all but McDipstick of course
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/4/20090923/twl-obama-hails-new-era-of-engagement-41f21e0.html
New World Order speak.
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if Brown is so fit and goes “running” why does he look such a middle aged slab of boneless pork belly who cannot produce a regular bowel movement
obvious answer
“coz he’s full of shit”
The ‘running’ probably occurs in his fucked-up head along with the rest of the Brownian ‘narrative’ where he is the most brilliant PM ever, ever, ever and the saviour of the world’s financial system.
And certainly not the architect of the biggest deficit and biggest national debt ever, ever, ever.
Brown has taking such a pounding in recent months, I am surprised he can walk let alone run
It’ll be that paw twitching, lip curling little yelpy ‘running’ that dogs and cats do when they’re asleep. When was he last wormed?
What about the Robbing Baroness? Has she resigned yet and if not why not??
I was going to say that.- Sheriff 7.45am
Three unelected turds – Scotland, Brown & Mandelson. This is democracy?
The President denies that he has blanked British Prime Minister Brown. In fact only this morning the President sent Gordon Brown a set of American movies on VHS tape.
Betamax surely? VHS is still usable.
I heard DC got 1van mummified – is that true ?
Vile. Go away and grow up.
Filthy c’unt. Fuck off.
So lemme get this right – this kind of stuff is meant to turn us *against” CMD and *towards* Labour?
Not really working, to be honest old son.
Maybe try bribery?
In the resignation letter the word decision should be delusion.