Rich & Mark’s Monday Morning View
LibDemVoice Ignores Party’s Censorious Illiberalism – Shane Frith
Election is a Battle for Hearts More than Minds – Matthew D’Ancona
Will MacShane Stop Writing for The Guardian? – Iain Dale
Speculators Are Doing God’s Work – Paul Murphy
Labour “Won’t Increase Taxes” – Adam Smith Institute
Brussels is Run by and for Lobby Groups - Dan Hannan
How Liberal / Authoritarian is Your MP? – LibdemVoice
SNP Demand Purcell Cocaine & Crooks Investigation – Holyrood
BNP Fail to Publish European Expenses - Telegraph
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Ben Wallace MP, Tory shadow spokesman for Scotland, says…
“Scotland’s biggest Labour donor is in receipt of millions of pounds of Labour-controlled government funds. It’s back to the old Labour days: it’s not what you know, it’s who you know.”
-Gilts (Mar)
As of 26 Feb 2010
Flat – No Positions
As of 23 Feb 2010 +30.81%
-Gilts (Mar)
As of 19 Feb 2010 +20.13%
Is she going to be handed a fixed penalty notice?
Somebody must have done a FOI Act enquiry – surely?
Another Patti – Pattie Hewitt’s son has been charged with possesion of drugs. I suspect he’ll get off lightly too. Smug bastards.
He will probably get a smack (pun intended) on the wrist
Well they knocked in the door of the cleaner on Saturday – maybe they’re thinking of making it all her fault instead?
Twas ever thus Steve Expat, twas ever thus….why “have a dog and bark yourself” as the old saying goes.
Humanity is the ongoing ‘patsy’ for the likes of this ‘Robber Baroness’ and her kind…who, in reality, is nothing but a ’sell-out’, which you will never be able to accuse me, or hopefully you, of being.
Nothing will happen to her, She will claim it was all an inocent mistake and she is sory, end of story.
No, after breaking down the door of the cleaner yesteday, suddenly her documents will be found to be “very good forgeries” and “How was I to know?” Scotland will publish her memoirs in the New Statesman.
Forgeries or not, Scotland should still have taken a copy of them in order to be able to offer any defence at all.
‘Ignorance of the law is no excuse’. Unless that is, you’re Labour, a wimmin & a member of an ethnic minority – place these in any order & you’ve got your ‘Get out of jail free’ card.
LAC –I believe the official Nu Labour terminology is
“There was no intention of any wrongdoing”
In a ‘Humphey Appleby’ type voice……..
“….Nooooo….. Baroness who’d have even thought such a thing? Of course this is an innocent mistake and naturally weeeee understand that as anyone would in ah!…… similar situation if you would describe in that way, this misappropriation of said funds and employment of an illegal to be completly understandable and yea of course anyone could claim 170k in error. Your excuse I am sure would be completly acceptable to all and you being said as the best Attorney general ever such a situation Iam sure will be just a tiny speck of ink on your otherwise unstained copy book……”
Except 99% of the population think you she is bent as a 170k note and a troughing Nu Labour bitch who does not even understand or follow the laws that she introduced.
Just like the comparison with the farmer facing a fine of £10,000 per illegal
Laws are for little people
Why in gods name has this useless bint been barely metioned in the main stream media?
I mean, come on, she allegedly STOLE money and BROKE immigration law.
She should be facing court action not The Prime Mentalists praises.
But given Jonah Brown’s record, praise means she will likely go bust, sack her workers and be broken up in a adminstration asset sell off.
We are still waiting on orders to investigate
Stand down
Four legs good, two legs better?
Brown has left a mountain of broken promises and lies behind him as PM yet the MSM suffer from some kind of amnesia, they should be showing Brown for the serial liar he is and his pet monkey Darling too by showing clips of their outrageous lies yet they dont.
It seems newlabour can lie and cheat with impunity as nobody in the MSM is showing them for the liars they are, its a free media pass not given to anyone else.
They can lie and cheat and steal, they can make false promises and predictions, they can break the laws of the land with a giggle and a smirk knowing full well their friends will look after them, laws that any of us would be hounded to the ends of the earth BTW.
Life as a newlabour commissar is good, they swan through life getting richer by the day, looked after behind a wall of privilige that none of us could dream of.
If we break the law we can expect little mercy, they break the law and they are pampered and protected, note that not one of the thieving expenses cheats has faced any sort of justice yet and they never will either, they are the new untouchable upper class!
well said!!!!
“Labour lies.” And in what way is that news, I wonder?
“Labour tells truth?” Now that WOULD be news! News? It’d make the front page!
We may all be thinking it
BUT as Bertie Wooster has observed :
A Gentleman must not bandy with a Lady’s name
Has she been sacked yet. Who’s feeding the dog?
I’ll have you know that the baroness has always cooked and provided her own dinners thank you very much.
Has anyone called the RSPCA about her neglected dog?
Expect she’ll blame the servants.
She really is a shit.
Just like all of them.
That’s a hell of a vibrator.
No. No. No. No. its more like a knobkerry
pity Boer police are out of fashion, they knew who to mulla with their knobkerries!
what ever it is it goes up her arse if I get near the bitch!
Can’t we just deport her too ?
How come all that is bad with New Labour has a Scottish connection?
Proves that Hadrian was right ! We want the wall back only this time six m higher and 3 wider. And only let through those who are prepared to pay tax !
I certainly want the Wall higher, you would lose a hell of a lot of land but as it is in the North of England who cares. Oh! and we will have Berwick back from you thieving bunch.
Then we can have a quiet life without you, but remember there will be consequences, we will send back all of your settlers, and many of them like it up here, don’t worry about the MP’s, they want to stay with you.
A good observation put into one sentence!
Which sentence would that be then?
I think it is the one that he could not post if he changed the word to Jew or Muslim.
Guido,credit where credit is due,it forced a smile.
Flush and Brush your Kharzi Brothers have captured the moment for the first time.
I suggest doubling their pocket money to a £1. each.
And an extra packet of cheese’n'onion crisps each.
Yes, wonder of wonders, it raised a smile.
Baroness Scotland and a struggling farmer, compare and contrast.
Farmer ‘checked illegal workers’
A farm owner from Devon who is facing a fine of up to £120,000 for employing illegal workers says he had taken precautions to check their credentials.
He told BBC News: “We do our best to comply with regulations.
“We have a very good database of all employees and we have a list of passports and proof of identity.
“But the biggest problem for employers is to prove the identity of the person.
“We are not experts in forgery.”
Mr Coleman was handed an on-the-spot penalty notice by immigration officials that could mean a fine of up to £10,000 for each illegal worker.
A spokesman for the UK Border Agency said: “Mr Coleman was issued with a fixed penalty notice following the raid.
“That civil action is still pending.
“To avoid being fined, Mr Coleman must prove to the UK Border Agency that he has carried out the correct checks before giving the workers jobs.”
I need not ask if Baroness Scotland has been handed a fixed penalty notice do I?
He should contest the fine, citing the Attorney General’s circumstances and call her as a witness. After all she is the guardian of justice for us all and should defend the rights of this poor farmer.
He absolutely should contest this.
If Baroness Scotland still has not had any sort of investigation instigated against her, I would certainly use that tactic.
What’s good for the goose………..
Yes, Definitely worth one of those gold stars handed out by teachers to everybody regardless of attainment.
What happened to innocent untill proven guilty in a court of law. How does the border agency get these powers. Oh don’t tell me Baroness shitland of theft made the law.
This govt beyond satire, beyond parody, beyond a joke!
Have you noticed the mountain of BBC coverage on this today?
.. Thought not!
Every beeboid radio bulletin has a story about how someone at Lloyds suggested how to theoretically avoid paying some tax – but as you say, nothing about how the top labour law appointment stole £170,000 of the tax payer !
The bbc , as disgraceful and as guilty as nulab.
compare this to Yachtgate when nothing actually was done wrong.
Beeboids time to remove the licence fee
That’s not news, It’s a trailer for Panorama dressed up as news.
On the BBC online complaints form, there is a nice pull down menu where you can choose ‘Bias’ before continuing your complaint….
https://www.bbc.co.uk/complaints/forms
No need to pay for state propaganda.
http://www.tvlicenceresistance.info/
I have just made a complaint. I’m a bit worried now because i gave them
my details, the friends of NULABOUR KNOW WHERE I LIVE.
We now have a government of :
BUGGERY THUGGERY AND ROBBERY
I think we need Prezza as PM also..
Just as icing on the sordid rotten cake…
Prezza…. He is looking increasingly better than Mc Broon
NOW THAT IS A REASON TO PANIC!!!!
it is all TOO FAR…
just when you think Zanulabour cannot get more sordid or dishonest they give us another example…
shut up you miserable fooking poof. now who’s that gorgeous bird in the photo at top?
she looks like she could eat an apple through a letterbox
Or through a Tennis racquet ..
or a cattlegrid…
She should be eating a truncheon through the bars of a Scottish prison.
arf!
would that be Cherie’s letterbox ?
A great caption, and in retrospect I should have included Baronesses Uddin and Kinnoch along with Scotland and Morgan: Robber Baronesses.
I agree…. but add both Kinnochs
The New Labour Robber Baronesses are blazing an amazing trail..
Couldn’t have imagined a better (and more sordid) film scenario myself…
Quite why she still there beggars belief!
Mandy hasn’t directed Brethren Brown over the matter yet.
And I think it is getting all too much even for Mandelscum…
He will be off to Corfu via Moscow as soon as the Irish vote for the Lisbon Treaty…
For some more buggery and skulduggery…offshore…!
I forgive the sinner but not the sin. It’s what we do.
Have we worked out if they are in fact the same person/sisters or wasn’t her cleaner at all but a lover and the cleaner story was a coverup that had backfired on them and they’ve now eloped?
She has done sae well for an External Law Degree
These Romans – they make a Desolation
AND
They call it Peace
Quite why she’s still in her post beggars belief.
Are you sure it “beggars belief” Olly boy, knowing just what we’re really dealing with here??
For generations we’ve been led to believe that the MAFIA was something in Sicily that occasionally ’surfaced’ in dark city streets…
Agreed but what it does is it destroys our belief in decency, patriotism and Britishness. (Or it tries to).
protocols 1:3
“3. It must be noted that men with bad instincts are more in number than the good, and therefore the best results in governing them are attained by violence and terrorisation, and not by academic discussions. Every man aims at power, everyone would like to become a dictator if only he could, and rare indeed are the men who would not be willing to sacrifice the welfare of all for the sake of securing their own welfare.”
9:10:
“10. WE HAVE FOOLED, BEMUSED AND CORRUPTED THE YOUTH OF THE “G****” BY REARING THEM IN PRINCIPLES AND THEORIES WHICH ARE KNOWN TO US TO BE FALSE ALTHOUGH IT IS THAT THEY HAVE BEEN INCULCATED. ”
12:4
“WE CONTROL THE PRESS
4. NOT A SINGLE ANNOUNCEMENT WILL REACH THE PUBLIC WITHOUT OUR CONTROL. Even now this is already being attained by us inasmuch as all news items are received by a few agencies, in whose offices they are focused from all parts of the world. These agencies will then be already entirely ours and will give publicity only to what we dictate to them. ”
13:6
“6. Who will ever suspect then that ALL THESE PEOPLES WERE STAGE-MANAGED BY US ACCORDING TO A POLITICAL PLAN WHICH NO ONE HAS SO MUCH AS GUESSED AT IN THE COURSE OF MANY CENTURIES?
Albert Pike also had a lot to say about manipulating humanity in his “Three World Wars”…the plan is to wear us all out physically, spiritually and mentally then we’ll accept anything – NOT!
Aha – a quote from the Protocols Of The Learned Elders Of Zion, if I’m not much mistaken!
MI5, I bet just after you pressed ’submit comment’ you realised it should have been:
BUGGERY, THUGGERY AND MUGGERY
The original was excellent, however and you are welcome to the ‘muggery’ – at no cost lol!! Unlike zanuliebore thieving nest of vipers and their complicit lackies country-wide who even want to charge you for exhaling…
Don’t forget the smarmy Labour spin which would make it:
SUGARY BUGGERY, THUGGERY & MUGGERY
Surely it should include Skulduggery?
Oh SUGAR SUGAR mmmmmmmmmmmm
I am your sweetheart….
and group-huggery.
Now that’s one I hadn’t considered Niqabi Hoor – I like that one lots – but that’s for ‘us’, not for ‘them’ – unless ‘they’ want to change their ways eh!
Virtual, FREE hugs to all!
Thank you Suky for this excellent correction…
I am now designing the election posters that the Tories (and Libdems etc) should plaster all over the country..
Just faces of these criminals I think
With one word apeice across the faces…
Brown – Lunacy
Mandelson – Buggery
Prezza – Buffoonery
Chief Whip Brown – Thuggery
Scotland – Robbery
Straw – Ignominy
Millibrand – Treachury
etc
Please add to the list…
I think it would be the best set of election campaign posters ever…
And devastating…
Westminster – Piggery
My absolute pleasure MI5 – see what transpires when ‘right-thinking’ human beings truly work together!!
I think the posters sound excellent and I hereby offer to deliver as many as I can but I’d “hold the presses” before printing – Phil O’Pastree’s ‘Sugary’ and Road_Hog’s ’skullduggery’ additions are excellent contributions and I think there could be more – at least we can have a laff whilst exposing the problem!
Trouble is, if there was such a thing as a ‘three-headed coin’ – the three main parties would be emblazened upon it so I won’t be voting for any of them ‘period’ as our American chums say.
The REAL problem is treason within – parties yes, but ‘the system’ in general. There has to be a parallel ’system’, set up and ready to go by truly compassionate; wise and ‘right-thinking’ people so that we might ’step across’ into it so to speak…
I’m working on it!
Sugary Buggery, Thuggery, Muggery, Skullduggery – I like it! <;0)
And all leading us to DRUDGERY!!
Balls – Infamy
Yes, you guessed it….
…he’s got it INFAMY !
Eagle – Ruggery
Unfortunately, buggary is now not only legalised here in the UK – it is practically mandatory for a successful parliamentary career – think that MP in his stained Y-fronts.
I’m not actually anti-gay but —— bringing back the pre Wolfeden Report laws would sort out so many of these bastards in Westminister who are busily robbing us blind.
you called?
Smith – Bath-pluggery
Foulkes – Chug-a-luggery.
…Meanwhile a farmer who also checked that his workers had the right paperwork is given a maximum penalty notice and faces a civil prosecution.
Nulab are utter utter cnuts and deserve to be hunted down and strangled one by one.
Don’t you mean utter Cυnts?
I do believe he does !
Where, where?
I will never forget Blair and certain others for their illegal war in Iraq. They must be made to pay for that almighty fuck-up. War should always be the very last option after everything else has been exhausted. Blair rushed to war with his crony Bush over a phony claim of weapons of mass destruction. Hundreds of thousands of deaths resulted – all over a Big Lie.
One fine day I want to see Blair hanged in public. It’s the only fitting end for a filthy war criminal.
Here here!
Agreed.
I cannot condone capital punishment, even for a murdering scum like Blair. Therefore, I propose a life-means-life sentence on an offshore prison hulk with hard physical labour and enforced conjugal visits with the lovely wifey.
Well it’s his fault for being a farmer when he could have made more dosh by being a farms inspector
well Gordo did say British jobs for British workers,it looks like farmer Giles never heard him .
Gordon has a great new youtube.
How to raise revenue without tax rises or spending cuts.
Simples
Would be funny if it were not so damn serious.
Who in their right mind would dump so much gold on the market and tell the market beforehand?
Obviously a problem in the Right Mind department??
A masterpiece BQ and as Steve Expat so rightly said:
“Would be funny if it were not so damn serious.”
I’m sure there’s a good joke in there somewhere
Otherwise another in Rich and Marks ‘illustration as comedy’ series
a bit racist having a cross on the crown innit?
No, its not a cross it’s an addition sign. Crooks plus one more=zaNuLabour.
No, because that is to do with Religion, sod all to do with Race.
Gordon Brown has a slop bucket to collect food scraps
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/earthnews/6207390/Gordon-Brown-has-a-slop-bucket-to-collect-food-scraps.html
Rat trap?
Prescott had one which he’d fill after every meal.
And then empty.
Otherwise called recycling then claim for it on your allowances!
Is it called “Sarah”?
Apparently she’s a great believer in sloppy seconds.
Why the fuck has that bitch not been arrested is a joke, Has she even been questioned yet?
Has she had her front-door opened by battering-ram as her Tongan ex-employee? I haven’t heard that reported.
It should be her deceitful minge that gets such treatment – she needs an urgent vist from the Invagination Police.
I told you you would regret my presence…
At least I did it all with class…
Can we borrow your horse?
Vacancy for attorney general coming up
It would be a pleasure
But my horse is already Sqeaker…
No 10 is looking for manure for its wormery any chance of supply same?
Apply to Sqeaker for sa
wrong button..
Please apply to Squeaker for said supply….
The press seem to have largely ditched this story – Gordon’s gone walkabout saving the world and hopes it will have all blown over when he gets back.
As if.
As is fitting for the man who wrote the book when it comes to courage.
…but he couldn’t find the time to go on the Sky debate. Very odd, that.
Very good! 9.5/10.
Is that a hand-cranked rockbit for Gordon’s more difficult nasal concretions? Where would we be without polycrystalline diamond eh?
At least I can tell what the subject matter is about
And did you see that No 10 is saying the videos McMental is putting out are like FDR’s “fireside chats”
Not only is Brown a social misfit and mad but the people around him are now completely delirious….
see 60 below… silly me had an OAP moment and didn’t link on the reply button!!
Highly amusing, nearly as funny as all the plonkers who toddle down to the polling station to vote for taking it up the arse.
Well I feel that aligning oneself to the image of a disabled leader from 70 years ago is somewhat fitting, don’t you? FDR = physical disability McBroon = mental disability what a subliminal message. Classic.
It is all too much…
Only black humour can keep us from going as crazy as the Government…
No pun intended with “black humour” but looking at the cartoon….
Or from going as crazy as the people who voted for it.
I wonder who furnished her with that substantial pearl necklace? He must have been absolutely loaded.
so loaded she wears huge drips on her ears too. Must have had a double load.
Anyone who can just spray jewels around like that must be a big shot in the money world.
Is there a ‘Mister’ Scotland? Just asking.
Guess so – there are 2 boy Scotties – but I suppose that it doesn’t necessarily follow in this day-and-age that there is a Mister. Who knows?
Richard Mawhinney….Another Barrister…..Black Lawyers Directory also boasts that she has a degree from University of London which would indicate that she was studying at one of the colleges in London.She was actually awarded an external degree from London whilst studying at Mid Essex Tech College.See how things get twisted by third-rate people?
Well the moral of the tale as far as the UK Borders Agency “standard of proof” required is to employ no one who you reasonably might think not to have a right to be here. Then you wind up with a discrimination case. It’s all just nuts.
Richard-10.00am-good point!
Not sure that is the case. How can one discriminate if you are following the rules / laws laid out? You just need to say that the paperwork is not up to standard and decline to employ for that reason.
I think the problem is that no-one wants to do the jobs that these illegals are doing. Then again if there were no illegals and the benefits system was less generous then locals would be queuing up to fill the vacancies.
Papasmurf
That approach is quite correct but on Planet Zanulabour it just wouldn’t fly unless you are a Labour Right Honourable Hooness of somthing or other
Papieren, bitte!
Only asked of you if you are a pale native!
Where is Gordon? Missing until Thursday when he will pop up in New York and meet a few former terrorists, then he will be hidden away and wheeled out again next week for the conference, interview with Nick and Andrew, gentle stuff, then back in the cupboard…..
We were promised a government of all the latents. He delivered.
He can’t hide forever – he has an appointment with the electorate in June 2010 unless he bottles it before then…………………………..
New York’s a very gay city.
Queens is in NY a’ight.
Just to reming Gordoon about some bits of the Bible
l
You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor
You shall not covet anything that belongs to your neighbour
is her sister uddin ?
Sure is – sister (s) in crime. Udder, Tongo-tongo, Welshrarebit, all in it together
Once apon a time the Beeboids and the media kicked up a fuss about Sleeze (under the Tories).
Why do they not focus on the law maker breaking the law which she helped frame? This isn’t just sleeze, at best it is incompetence but at worst naked corruption and comptempt for the whole legal process.
The issue is that no man or woman is above the law, unless of course the phrase is “no man or woman is above the law, unless they are a member of the government.”
Even Nu labour are now acting like the pigs in Animal Farm, ignoring or rewriting the laws or rules to suit themselves.
S.W.A.G
Share Windfall At Gordon’s?
BARONESS Scotland???-what a fuck#ng joke-look at her-I mean does she look act or talk like a Baroness??????
What an insult to the country, bad enough that the lunatic who runs the country should come from Scotland without having a a cosetted ethnic, promoted for Nulabahs politically correct reasons ie all the wrong ones.
No ability,but just the right colour,making all the right noises for tv-basically nice bit of shopfronting, but when you look behind the veneer, all the corruption you’d expect from a peron of this calibre.
No surprise then that she’s going to grab all she can get like the the other ethnic decorations that Nulab as produced just like a kid in a sweetie shop
Definition; Life Peerage : Common ploy used in the last days of the “New” Labour Administration,primarily used under its very last Prime Minister to occupy the office – Gordon Brown, to appoint people to government who had little chance of being elected by the electorate or in some cases the talent to actually undertake ministerial duties
Scotland the not-so-brave, Labour the party of cuts, Brown meets Gaddafi, oh! The fun of it all!
Scotland will be invited in for a nice, informal chat. Her former employee’s home was smashed into by some Border thugs. Nice how Labour go about their business…
For the umpteenth time. Baroness Scotland has nothing to do with the Country or the Pictish Nation. Scotland (the Nation) can and has produced more than it’s fair share of light fingered troughing Hoons from it’s own almost inexhaustable resources. in the Baronesses case, “Scotland ” is her surname. It would take a heart of stone not to bewail blind chance, which seems to me unfair even for the Scots.
and why would West Indian colonial spawn have a surname like Scotland if it were not for a malignant 17th century Scotchlander (possibly even a McRuin clansman?)
Jason Scotland plays for Wigan and he’s from Trinidad.
you don’t need to spell out why she is BARONESS Scotland-I think most with a half brain has worked out its simply a surname.
NONETHELESS it is still insulting to have even the remotest connection with her, even by chance of name.
England has produced PROPORTIONALLY no less THIEVING BASTARDS, so don’t for moment consider you are a protected species in that regard
She’s a baroness for the same reason that fondlebum is a lord – it saves the worry of having to try and get them elected, no one would ever vote for them anyway.
I doubt there will be any consequences for her sordid behaviour, and all the ranting on here won’t help.
So what can we do about people like her?
Well perhaps the good people of Asthal will send her to Coventry, refuse to serve her in the shops, turn away from her in the street, not involve her in any community activities, that sort of thing. But only on the grounds that we have free choice in these matters. No laws, especially race laws broken.
Social justice in the face of failures by the State.
We’ve not much else left.
…..Coventry won’t want her either. How about the Outer Hebrides?
Puffin Island?
Or Cape Wrath. I’ve never been to a more miserable place. Should be just the ticket.
Croydon.
Rockall
Stoke on Trent
I wouldn’t inflict her on the Scots, or GOM below, the puffins.
Now be serious both, how do we deal with her?
Rockall or Gruinard would be the best options.
The South Sandwich Islands.
Not bloody likely, we have enough of you up here.
Unfortunately not enough people actually give a toss. Particularly in Labour areas. As long as the scheduling clash between Strictly Come Dancing and X Factor is resolved and the state benefits keep flowing and the cushy public sector gravy train keeps rolling, who cares what the likes of Baroness Scotland get up to? Who is she anyway?
Mmmm. Defeatist, but probably right.
Seems like we need an English version of the IRA, the ERA.
ERAs – Good round Goodwood they were!
Sad but true Groucho – although I think the expenses scandal and Broon’s woeful performances of late are slowly getting more people involved in politics, if only to see the current government kicked out at the earliest opportunity.
Batty Brown will meet Daffy Gadaffy
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/4/20090921/twl-gordon-brown-to-meet-colonel-gaddafi-41f21e0.html
arf!
His new Best Friend.
Mental Mugabe should be there too.
Will he be allowed into the United States though as he’s been associating with “terrorists”. He could be refused permission to fly ? And can the “americans” affect an arrest under their “Homeland Security Law” or does Brown have “Diplomaric Immunity” ?
He m ight have immunity, but diplomatic is going a bit far……
Diplomaniac, perhaps?
NuLab hold the UN in SUCH high regard.
He should have the charter forced down his treacherous throat.
That’s a photo call to look forward to! How does anyone look sane posed next to Gaddafi, let alone Gordon?
Where can I pick up a quick law degree? And where can I get cheap skin-darkening? I’m just not getting on in the world like I should.
How about spray tanning? I think they do a nice mahogany.
Yes, I think I should correct my skin colour before finding a law school.
Unfortunately, you were born in the wrong country, old chap. It has a detrimental effect on anything we do these days.
Don’t forget a HUGE dose of Botox for your lips and a punch from “Our ‘Enery” for your nose!”
Follow the LibDems. The future is orange.
For full satisfaction, convert to islam – then your’e totally immune from any reasonable questioning.
Good point.
Yes, Islam does present some barriers to policing:
You’ve got to find a translator, maybe lift a few burqas, break for prayer every five minutes – and by then it’s Ramadan. Clever stuff, Islam.
I wouldn’t mind lifting a few burquas – they do say those Arab tarts have some surprises up their skirts!
But please be very sure, it’s a one way trip!
Damn good pseudonym PN.
You will all be pleased to know that we don’t think there’s a story here. We have taken advice from the relevant government departments and are quite happy to drop this story as, well, there isn’t one.
Mark, Mark, Mark. Don’t worry your head about trifling things like that.
In about a year’s time when the Conservatives are in power, I shall look forward to the limitless coverage on Sky regarding your resignation/sacking.
Yes Mark. You can have a rummage through Helen’s box while you’re clearing your desks.
The BBC will give her a job when she goes – as she will.
Yes as foreign correspondent for Tongaland based in the Wayward Islands (West Indies division) hopefully without a satellite phone.
This is the sort of “joke” my 9 year old son does. Come on Guido either get someone that can do satire, or bin R & M.
I think that you, like a lot of parents in NuLab’s Britain are encouraged to rather over estimate the ability of their offspring!
You have a talented son.
It sort of reflects how we’re treated by this govt, bet your 9 year old could run the country better than the current erm choice
Third world standards of thieving, corruption and law breaking brought to you by ZaNuLiebor.
Well illustrated by Rich & Mark!
…and soon to be 3rd world living standards for a great many. Need some 3rd world
riots then.
b/s “and while your about it lick this carpet clean”
(in tongan) “mmm munch munch munch”
Best ever – these two have now earned their spurs as cartoonists. If the Scotland woman doesn’t ask for a copy to adorn her wall then I’m an overstayer.
ignorantia juris neminem excusat
but
de minimis non curat lex zanulaboris
The secrets and mystery of such swift elevation to what was once a great office of state, I am sure is contained in the many pearl necklaces with which her breast is always adorned.
(.) or (.)(.) ?
Just asking….
For such swift and unhindered progress:
( . ) ( . )
(_*_)
I am running bets on when or if- she goes this week.
http://thatsnews.blogspot.com/
Let’s run a book, shall we? Who says she’ll still be in the position of AG by Midnight next Saturday?)
I cannot believe that McMental is so weak he has not sacked her.
Labour have over promoted folks like her purely on the colour of her skin – look at Uddin, Ahmed & all those other talentless cretinous fraudsters who have got a top job beyond their talents.
And all the time the disenfranchised indigenous people of this country look for an alternative to the Lib / Lab / Con cartel for representation.
I can
and Vaz.
763 or 421
The entire history of this rotten government was written many years ago.
It’s title was animal farm. Read or re read it, it’s all there
OT but only 36 weeks to the election.
Bring it on!!!
I hesitated to submit this post because it concerns matters which, except for one element, could be argued are private .But,there is at least a suspicion that public money has been used for illegitimate purposes . So ,at the risk
of being described as a scurrilous contributor ,I decided to overcome my hesitancy
The cleaner employed by Baroness Scotland is the wife of a London solicitor.
How many wives of solicitors take jobs as low paid cleaners ?
Is it likely that the cleaning job is mere cover for frequent meetings between the pair in order to conduct a lesbian relationship ?
If this is the case, are any ‘wages ‘ claimed on expenses ?
If both women are lesbians, why the subterfuge ?
I was under the impression that ‘gays’ were proud of their sexuality. They cadge thousands of pounds every year from local government to finance the multitude of gay pride marches . But if Brown is a homo ,he certainly isn’t proud of it, sc perhaps the Baroness felt safer by concealing her activities
There is another matter
The identity of Gordon’s cleaner has never been revealed . Is it possible that
his cleaner was a gay fella and that the venue was a secret ,gay love nest for
the PM ? The ‘wages’ for this ‘cleaner’ came from public funds albeit routed via
Gordon’d brother .
If the Baroness and the PM each wanted to lead a double life (and keep it private ) ,public funds should not have used to fund the deception .
They should both reimburse the taxpayers .
“I hesitated to submit this post”
You shouldn’t. You chose the perfect website for it.
“How many wives of solicitors take jobs as low paid cleaners ?”
It would have to be a pretty bad solicitor. So probably just her and Mrs. Blaney.
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Has she STILL not resigned?
She’s come a long way up the slippery pole from Dominica, thanks to ZaNu fast tracking, so not going easily!
well it seems this cleaner is a bysexual, not only up for the
old mutton dagger but is a part time rug muncher to boot.
I wonder what it says on her CV
Whatever next !! Thats the last time I let my dog of the lead in the area
Looking at a photo of the smug Scotland she could pass for a Tongan herself.. The sturdily built lass could find a position as a prop forward. With those legs she could also kick start a Boeing.
Or she’d make a VERY good face-sitter.
Whoo – hoo!
Rather yours than mine. Actually built for Prescott’s bulldog facade.
The original art for this cartoon is, naturally, for sale on eBay. They generally go from 99 pence to fifty quid.
Was the fifty quid one funny?
Silly me. Look who I’m asking.
Fuck Me Bruce Forsyth’s Got A Good Tan !
ni’ ni’ ni’ nice to see you ! To See You Nice !
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: what an ugly woman – and why doesn’t she have something done about it?