September 17th, 2009

Jonah Jinx Hits Home in Fife and Downing Street

Dozens of co-conspirators have emailed to draw attention to the story of the young Diversity dancer crashing painfully into the ground outside Downing Street after meeting Jonah Brown.

fife2Away from his London home, the Prime Mentalist has been cursing workers back in Fife. The Fife Free Press notes the job losses resulting from Jonah Brown praising the company two months ago.  The curse continues…

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363 Comments

  1. 1
    Anti Corruption Citizen says:

    I am bloody glad that the dishonerable member for Fife does not know me

  2. 2
    Steve Expat says:

    Please can he voice his support for the Irish Yes vote in the forthcoming referendum…?

  3. 3
    English Viking says:

    They don’t look very diverse to me.

  4. 4
    Stronghold Barricades says:

    Works for me

  5. 5
    Costa del Dole says:

    Nah, won’t bother

  6. 6
    Stronghold Barricades says:

    Later on the news clip (not above) what was mandy doing?

    Has he submitted for his clearance to deal with kids?

  7. 7
    The Cunt of Monte Cristo says:

    Im with the hate filled, twisted, lying Scotch mental depressive on this one.
    The kid is a talentless pricktits twat, and recycling firms can fuck right off

    And I am unanimous in that

  8. 8
    Papasmurf says:

    Looked a very hard fall on his head. I wonder if there is yet to be an injury discovered?

    Also as they are going into No 10 McSnot was smiling. A bit harsh smiling at a kid’s hurt.

  9. 9
    Steve Expat says:

    He’s just announced that Lady Scotland has his “Full Support” – so she’ll be gone by bedtime then..?

  10. 10
    nell says:

    No nothing so decisive for gordon. The yanks in the Wall Street Journal reckon it’ll take him about five days of dithering before he insists she resigns.

  11. 11
    Dave Cropcircle says:

    Britain’s got talent. Talking of Baroness Scotland…….

  12. 12
    nell says:

    I’m surprised gordon’s draconian heallth and safety laws allowed these children to perform such a dangerous act on a hard pavement outside no.10.

    Could it be that gordon, by inviting these children to perform without a protective floor covering, has breached his own law on health and safety?

    The HSE should surely be investigating.

  13. 13
    Papasmurf says:

    WSJ …”As if things are not bad enough for Baroness Scotland, Number 10 has just leapt to her defence.

    The Prime Minister’s spokesman said he has “full confidence” in her. That means she is sunk. For such a statement from the centre is usually a precursor to several agonising days for the victim of the scoop as the media piles on the pressure for a resignation. Usually on about day five the beleaguered minister will issue a statement which maintains that he or she is innocent. But, it adds, the publicity is distracting from the good work of the government, and for that reason, with regret, they have decided to step down.”

    http://blogs.wsj.com/iainmartin/2009/09/17/brown-has-full-confidence-in-baroness-scotland-oh-dear/?mod=rss_WSJBlog?mod=iainmartin

  14. 14
    News Lion says:

    i think there is room in the market for Jonah insurnace.

    http://newslion.blogspot.com/

  15. 15
    blumpkin says:

    one of ‘em’s got ginger hair

  16. 16
    Papasmurf says:

    Nell.. another good point. Also children performing in public need a licence. What arrangements were made to ensure that this performance complied with the law?

  17. 17
    jgm2 says:

    He should certainly put on a register of some sort for encouraging minors in such reckless activities. I wouldn’t want to see any other kids get hurt as collateral damage for another one of his publicity stunts.

    Still, makes up for that journalist hostage bloke not showing up eh?

  18. 18
    Anonymous says:

    Biggs had talent

  19. 19
    W.W. says:

    What the fuck is a ‘Diversity Dancer’?

    W.W.

  20. 20
    Anonymous says:

    Can we request these via FoI?

  21. 21
    W.W. says:

    Why where the little fuckers not in school learning how to read and write? Instead of being sent to entertain the inmates at the local loony bin.

    W.W.

  22. 22
    Liar Liar Pants on Fire says:

    Anyone listening to R4 at the moment? Are they trying to tell us something? PM depressed, don’t run the story in case he tops himself?

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00lc7f6

  23. 23
    Engineer says:

    Not only that, but people photographed them as well. Doesn’t Gordoom realise that there are laws against photographing minors in a public place?

    Arrest him! And all the photographers! And everybody else in case they where involved! And the minors for drawing attention to themselves and getting photographed in public! And Esther Rantzen just in case!

  24. 24
    WHOOPS says:

    Gordon Brown’s spokesman said: “The prime minister is aware of the statement and has full confidence in Baroness Scotland. He thinks she’s doing a very good job as attorney general.”

    hmmm……….maybe Peter Sutciffe should have used the defence that he was doing a very good job as a lorry driver……………….

  25. 25
    Dack Blog says:

    I’m moving inland for the week when Jonah hits town for ‘Conference’. Either that or dig out the old surfboard to ride the tidal wave.

  26. 26
    mitch says:

    step down only to “clear her name” I think you will find is the euphemism

  27. 27
    Camp David says:

    …and glasses.

  28. 28
    Liar Liar Pants on Fire says:

    Note also that the writer was previously a speechwriter for one James Gordon Brown (usual BBC career path)

  29. 29
    Engineer says:

    It’s a bit like a Uni-versity Dancer, but twice as good.

  30. 30
    Great Granddad says:

    Whether she stands down is of little consequence. If she does not get prosecuted and get fined the full ten thousand pounds, then, ipso facto, the relevant law has been annulled, since any future prosecution would be impossible. If the person who made the law is immune, then we all are.

    Anarchy is not something that we should fear might manifest itself in the future. The moment that a decision is made not to prosecute in this case, anarchy has arrived. This is not a slippery slope, but a precipice. I desperately hope to see a very early prosecution.

  31. 31
    Number 10 Clerk of Works says:

    Don’t panic.

    The pavement surface has been carefully examined, and no injury or damage found. Not even a tiny bloodstain.

  32. 32
    Dack Blog says:

    Are you saying I can now get a cleaner on the cheap?

  33. 33
    caesars wife says:

    Been on some travells today sampling the mood , no one wanted to talk much about labour words like “liars the lot of em ” “they have ruined my business ” “I am not making any money and a bit worried” “the banks are too much” “they are all the bloody same”

    CW found it a very mixed bag , but noted that sympathy is running a bit low , a year ago you would get comments like ” well it is global downturn” “i am sure Gordon brown is doing his best what else could he do” but now there is absolutely no sympathy for labour and no one had good word for gordon at all . they just felt he was getting the big matters wrong and that there children were going to be paying for it as well.

    there was just this general disgust that the recession was being felt and lack of any poltics that served the public , it was also clear that a number of small businesses were in real trouble and not looking forward to winter .

    One place I visted was called “Hoon lane” i kid you not , i wondered how many people were about to take trip down Hoon lane thanks to this labour shower .

    Whilst most people felt downtrodden and sort of depressed due to the stalinist nature of the ruins reign permiating into every aspect of there lives CW felt that the mood wasnt quiet yet at mass protest , but it was definitely quietly angry and i suspect most people are just waiting for the chance to kick this government out and hate the fact that they are just spinning the inevitable out .

  34. 34
    Papasmurf says:

    Section 23 Children and Young Persons Act 1933

    Prohibition against persons under sixteen taking part in performances endangering life or limb

    [F1No person under the age of sixteen years, and no child aged sixteen years,]shall take part in any [F2performance to which [F3section 37(2)] of the M1Children and Young Persons Act 1963 applies and] in which his life or limbs are endangered and every person who causes or procures [F4such a person or child], or being his parent or guardian allows him, to take part in such a performance, shall be liable on summary conviction to a fine not exceeding [F5£50]; or in the case of a second or subsequent offence, not exceeding [F5£100]:

    Provided that no proceedings shall be taken under this subsection except by or with the authority of a chief officer of police.

    http://www.opsi.gov.uk/RevisedStatutes/Acts/ukpga/1933/cukpga_19330012_en_3#pt2-pb2-l1g23

  35. 35
    Gordon Brown is a feckin turd says:

    There was a picture on Yahoo yesterday that I can’t find now. It is of Browns meeting with this dance group. In it he is making a ghastly facial expression that I assume is what he looks like when he is laughing. He looks like the feckin lunatic that he is.

    Has anyone else seen this pic. It needs more exposure.

  36. 36
    Dave Cropcircle says:

    I hope damage to Gov’mt property is followed through and I don’t see why the NHS should treat people who injure themselves persuing hobbie sports either.

  37. 37
    Anonymous says:

    There was a picture on Yahoo yesterday that I can’t find now. It is of Browns meeting with this dance group. In it he is making a ghastly facial expression that I assume is what he looks like when he is laughing. He looks like the feckin lunatic that he is.

    Has anyone else seen this pic. It needs more exposure.

  38. 38
    Dack Blog says:

    Just seeing him pratting about doing all this ‘appeal to the masses’ celebrity bullshit when we’re donning the lifejackets makes me… … … *lost for words*

  39. 39
    Seymore Clearley says:

    I’ve been to Hooniton in Devon. Everyone I speak with echos what you say too.
    people are very miserable and the children are hope-less but I keep suggesting to support ukip just to get through the election even.

  40. 40
    I am more depressed than GB says:

    They should sue GB. If children can’t bring conkers into school in case they get hurt, then jumping upside down onto a hard surface – encouraged by the PM is ridiculous. Unless of course the poor thing was so desperate not to be bored senseless by the PM that he tried to hurt himself. If GB is not commenting on the welfare of Susan Boyle he is now hanging out with diversity. Anyone think he is wanting to become a BGT judge when he is evicted from no 10 (or is that 11)?

  41. 41
    Obama is a twat says:

    Any chance one eye could go round and shake the hand of every jock in England please?

  42. 42
    A Pensioner says:

    Your Mrs Slocombe and I claim my fiver.

  43. 43
    Anonymous says:

    something to get twats foaming at the mouth about diversity

  44. 44
    English Liberation Front says:

    Yes, especially when our servicemen and women are serving in a war zone. Why doesn’t he hold a reception for them in No.10?

    Oh, of course, I remember now, because he is a vindictive commie bastard.

  45. 45
    I wuv George Bush says:

    Any chance a bigoted tit like yourself could stop obsessing about the Scots?

  46. 46
  47. 47
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Bloody good thing that Labour aren’t going to Manchester.

  48. 48

    Should have stuck to appearing in the I.T. Crowd.

  49. 49
    English Liberation Front says:

    Gordon Brown
    To England
    What hole is to head

    Unwanted, unwelcome, unelected
    Enemy of freedom

    Hated, horrible

  50. 50
    nell says:

    Children’s Dangerous Performances Act (1879) still on the statute books as far as I can find. (Unless anybody knows any better).

    “No person should cause a child under the age of 14 to go through any performance whereby life or limb might be endangered”

    Why were these children performing on the pavement and not on a cushioned surface?

    Why were these children, who were clearly being used by gordon to provide him with a photo op and nothing more, not at school?

  51. 51
    Seymore Clearley says:

    What abart competition karting or horse-riding then. I wonder? Seems a bit draconian

  52. 52

    ‘every person who causes or procures

    That’s the monocular mentalist of the manse for you – a procurer of children.

    Dirty bastard.

  53. 53
    Talwin says:

    Non-starter. Imagine the size of the premiums.

  54. 54
    Jethro Q. Walrus-Titty says:

    ‘ated, ‘orrible ‘ole

  55. 55
    Papasmurf says:

    The council granting the performance licence should withdraw future licences.

    Westminster for this performance. Perhaps the authority where these boys live, wherever that is, should act now.

  56. 56
    Talwin says:

    Might be doing a good job as attorney general; just not so hot as an employer.

  57. 57
    Talwin says:

    An alternative would be to have Susan Boyle doing a back-flip in Downing Street. That would be worth paying to see.

  58. 58
    I am more depressed than GB says:

    and I hope every adult who came into contact with them had their criminal records checked – we will probably find that the little one had an unauthorised day off school, got fined and we paid it!
    My friends little girl fell over at school recently and had to wear a sticker with ‘head injury’ written on it (I kid you not).

  59. 59
    Bliar and other poodles says:

    Broon supports the Afghanistan disaster 100% and we know how well that is going.

    The devastating McAleese letter is well worth a read

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1214060/Dear-Gordon-Brown-killed-son-Family-dead-soldier-Paul-McAleese-send-devastating-letter-PM.html

  60. 60

    Broon

    Jaundiced jock jerk
    Depressed, dysfunctional, despised

    The country counts the days
    Till we oust the liars

    Would a Brown haiku competition be in order?

  61. 61
    Anonymous says:

    I like these guys and the wee chap is a game wee lad. I hope they learn their lesson to avoid the Jonah from now on.

  62. 62
    who dunit says:

    has gordie had CRB certifucket which allows him to watch kids fall on their faces and then grin like a mong?

  63. 63
    Anonymous says:

    Was Gordon vetted before the child was allowed into his house ?

  64. 64
    Anonymous says:

    And Louis walsh? Is he safe too?

  65. 65
    Seymore Clearley says:

    Did he take a cut like Fagin?

  66. 66
    Anonymous says:

    Visited the link but Pravada have pulled this programe and you cannot listen to it again. Wonder why ?

  67. 67
    Robin Friday says:

    A couple of years ago he came to open the new building the company I work for had moved to. 1 year later it went bust and was sold. But worse than that there were so many f***ing security people around whe he arrived no-one could get to the poxy canteen! W*nker!

  68. 68
    Anonymous says:

    but are kids safe with him?

  69. 69
    Anonymous says:

    you are the sort of c unt who thinks the issue is nationality and not political philosophy. You are in fact an utter arse who will be fodder to the next snake oil salesman who comes along, always missing the point. By the way how are your knuckles healing ?

  70. 70
    Seymore Clearley says:

    tired and jaded 7:41pm- Yeah if they do the same routine I’m sure they’ill get more popular. Coordinated highway head banging as seen on TV, ‘could be an olympic event one day? Britain wins a Gold! Yaaayyyy

  71. 71
    I am more depressed than GB says:

    bloody hell.
    They were promoting this:

    http://www.globalgateway.org.uk/Default.aspx?page=4120

    what a crock. So we now pay for kids to go on a 6 week jolly before returning home having achieved sod all are we?

  72. 72
    Anonymous says:

    Any chance a bigoted tit like yourself could stop obsessing about the Scots?”

    No-assholes the lot of ‘em!

  73. 73
    caesars wife says:

    i am waiting for someone to tell us there is a hoon street . Nice place Hooniton i am surprised they havent combined the counties two best exports into one staple ready meal “cheesy cider” anyone

  74. 74
    Anonymous says:

    Tell me Nigel, could you stop your morris dancing for a minute and explain to the loved ones of the many scots who have died in the service of the British Army this year alone how much you hate them and how its their nationality that is the cause of our troubles. Shame on you , you utter arsehole.

  75. 75
    Seymore Clearley says:

    There’ill be plenty of out o work MP’s who would be glad to char for a few quid next summer.

  76. 76
    Boycott the ПРАВДА licence fee says:

    Talking about “follow through”, you know that wadding cloth that embalmers pack out the arses of corpses with? Well how about cramming the stuff into Psycholops’ gob instead? New or second-hand it should be equally effective. Curse sorted!

  77. 77
    I am more depressed than GB says:

    p – s – I hope the kids aren’t paid to fly there – Ed Miliband would have a fit.

  78. 78
    Anonymous says:

    Your another one who should hang your head in shame when the next Scots lad comes home in a body bag. You tell their loved ones how it is their nationality which is the problem. All you little englander bigots should all hang your head in shame. Absolutely disgusting .

  79. 79
    caesars wife says:

    i wonder if national foisting of “Bonkers” policies counts

  80. 80
    nell says:

    O/T sorry but just had to write this :

    The father in law of Sgt McAleese just killed in Afghanistan has written a letter to gordon . In it he says that Sgt McAleese told his family that ‘insurgents have the same metal detectors as the troops and that they plant bombs which are virtually undetectable, sometimes within yards of their base. Bomb disposal crews, he told them, were left unprotected.’

    In concluding his letter he told gordon ” his death was needless and avoidable. He was killed by those who sent him to Afghanistan”

    To the newspaper his family said ‘ the PM must accept responsibility’

    How clear does a message have to be? bob aintbustinagut and gordon are failing our troops!

  81. 81
    Anonymous says:

    Any chance a bigoted tit like yourself could stop obsessing about the Scots?”

    Actually , the sassenachs are ok in small groups. Its only when their ethnic groups are observed in larger numbers, when they emerge, blinking, from their holes, after watching eastbenders et al, that their true neanderthal gene pool becomes prominent, ie with the propensity to racism, lager loutish behaviour, and defecation patterns.

  82. 82
    Number 6 says:

    Outrageous they will have to perform now in hi-vis vests and crash helmets as per all elf and saferty regulations that insist that any twat doing anything in public must be covered in shiny hi-vis nylon. Mandy or some other ponce must have a fetish for the stuff!

  83. 83
  84. 84
    Jack says:

    At least the group are not out in a gang breaking into homes to get money to found their crack and heroin habits. I think the little kid nicked some of the Downing Street cutlery.

  85. 85
    Anonymous says:

    I see what you did there :-)

  86. 86
    Steve Expat says:

    Did he bloody wish the cricket team luck again? Heading for 6-0…

  87. 87
    Anonymous says:

    Did you see Mandelson smirking while he poked and prodded some young boy on the doorstep of 10, Downing St in full view of the TV cameras? Then Brown tried to join in and started giggling and pouting like a silly schoolgirl.

    What another pathetic advert for this country.

  88. 88
    Sukyspook says:

    GOOD POINT!!!! I feel a ‘FOI’ request coming on to find out if the O.E.S.O.T Manse and Mandy have got CRB clearance.

    Putting money on it – £10 they don’t.

    Guilty as charged.

    Case dismissed.

    NEXT!

  89. 89
    Peter Hichens says:

    Seems that the little bastards got the wrong idea when told that politicians enjoy a spot of flipping or that a poke from Little Lord Fondle boy was a good thing.

  90. 90
    Steve Expat says:

    Definitely working now, direct link at

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/console/b00lc7f6

  91. 91
    Anonymous says:

    What is going on in Britain?

    Many of the bin-men in Cirencester and the surrounding Cotswold villages are Africans, deliberately recruited abroad and brought here to work for Cotswold District Council despite the fact there are hundreds of unemployed males in Cirencester many of whom would do the work if given the chance.

  92. 92
    Anonymous says:

    I have never met a single Scot who doesn’t hate the English with a passion.

  93. 93
    Sukyspook says:

    Let’s have a whip round and buy a new mirror for Downing Street then, when Gordy admires himself, he’ll curse himself, drop dead – job done. State funeral (oh puhlease) then Mandy gets installed until the GE which can be easily fixed for them via extra postal votes or virtual voting via Diebold…

    Perhaps the mirror isn’t such a good idea….

  94. 94
    Anonymous says:

    Mugabe was right about this government.

  95. 95

    The curse is that consistent that it’s more assurance than insurance, .

  96. 96
    diversity outreach officer Brownstazi division) says:

    It’s called multi-culti enrichment and you’re supposed to celebrate it not complain about it.

  97. 97
    Anonymous says:

    What is it about Gordon Brown and young boys?

  98. 98
    jonty mcperv says:

    Diversity, multiculturalism, connectin’ wi da yut….this really ticks all the boxes for a spontaneous ejaculation.

  99. 99
    Dack Blog says:

    I know a lot of nice Scots. And a lot of English arseholes. And vice versa.

  100. 100
    zoe ball says:

    leave gordon alone…hic

    I’m his fag-hag!

  101. 101
    Mariella Frostrup says:

    No, I,m his fag-hag

  102. 102
    Kay Burley says:

    No, I’m his fag-hag

  103. 103
    Eddie Izzard says:

    I’m his favourite fag hag

  104. 104
    Anonymous says:

    Maybe they presort the rubbish before it’s exported to Africa? It may be an efficiency measure.

  105. 105
    Richard Bacon says:

    No I’m his fag hag.

  106. 106
    Sarah Brown says:

    Meet Mrs Fag-Hag

  107. 107
    Toenails Robinson says:

    I’m Gordon’s fag-hag at the BBC

  108. 108
    Andrew Marr says:

    I am

  109. 109
    streamfisher says:

    And his Countries economic prospects are now looking a lot better than ours, not bad for an 80+ dictator and tribal racist, not drawing any parallels though, Gordon is only 50+.

  110. 110
    Papasmurf says:

    A bit harsh.

    Many Scotsmen have left Scotland to make their way in the world out of Scotland. I agree many of those that remain in Scotland are passionate about the differences between the poor north and “wealthy south.” That is envy.

    I have always felt that this envy is not only felt north of Hadrian’s wall but actually north of Watford! By that I mean that the wealth and opportunities that are in the South East of England and in particular London are huge.

    Whilst jokes about this are normal I think the reality is very different.

    if you have never met a Scotsman that doesn’t hate the English with a passion, perhaps you should get out more.

    Oh and by the way why not give yourself a tag so we know who you are.

  111. 111
    Anonymous says:

    We import the rubbish

  112. 112
    A Scotsman says:

    Aye laddie, your wife will surely be able to attest to how passionate we are.

  113. 113
    Anonymous says:

    racist filth

  114. 114
    News Lion says:

    HAHA

  115. 115
    Chris Bryant says:

    He only wants you for your column inches, you bitch.

  116. 116
    jonty mcperv says:

    Go and teach the world to sing, and then have a wank.

    And no cheating.

  117. 117
    nell says:

    Ha! The Treasury has announced that it has launched an inquiry into the leak that put those incriminating figures showing gordon intended cuts all along, into the hands of the Tories.

    The Treasury has not, it says, ruled out calling in the Police. Talk about a Police state!!!!

  118. 118
    Damian Green says:

    Deja vous all over again.

  119. 119
    Peter Hichens says:

    Anybody who knows anything about me is aware that I am not a rascist
    HOWEVER
    Seeing that ill educated darkie springing off the floor with his funny hair acting as some kind of organic cushion had me crying with laughter
    What next
    Dwarf tossing in parliament square?
    Or does Mr Bercow prefer a less public wank?

  120. 120
    Papasmurf says:

    Put bigger locks on your office door Damian. Oh and some reinforced steel shutters, that should keep them out.

  121. 121
    Dack Blog says:

    You can’t spell your own name either.

  122. 122
    benji says:

    You’re getting as bit too blase with this link business nell, IMHO

  123. 123
    Guidophile says:

    Hello my little philistines, are you all well ?

    = = = = = = = = = = = = =
    all hope remains in Guidophilia

  124. 124
    b says:

    Yes I saw him, it must be against the law for Mandelscum to poke his finger in to a small boy’s face without some sort of an investigation in to his past record.

  125. 125
    Randolph A. Plaws says:

    fuck knows but we’re su fucked it makes my teeth itch. get out if you can

  126. 126
    nell says:

    Amazing isn’t it? The Attorney General has clearly, unequivocably, broken the law by employing an illegal immigrant and the Home Office is scrabbling around trying to cover up her tracks.

    Papers get leaked from the Treasury which show that gordon has been lying for months about major cuts of national importance, not just to us but to Parliament, and the Treasury immediately suggests it will call in the police …to find …..? The person who leaked the incriminating evidence!!

    Well whoever they are, they are to be congratulated.

    But I hope this time, if they are identified, the Tories make sure that their informant is properly looked after and protected. Hope you’re listening Dave!!!!

  127. 127
    ken says:

    e’s obviously one of the sarf landon hichen’ses.

  128. 128
    Cressida Grosse-Dick says:

    There is no bloody Police state! Anyone who says so will be shot.

  129. 129
    Randolph A. Plaws says:

    My Old Man’s A Dustman
    He Comes From Africa,
    He Sorts Through Your Rubbish For Id
    And He Lives In a Council Flat

  130. 130
    Peter Hitchens says:

    I missed the T out for a reason
    If I dont ,now and again Fawkes moderates me
    Just as if I were to use the C word it comes up as HOON

  131. 131
    streamfisher says:

    Caught that one, somebody managed to smuggle the script past the BBC pc brigade, up to the minute satire, what ever happened to that?. On confronting entourage of Queen of Nepal on narrow rope bridge: I didn’t know whether to block her passage or toss myself off- Max Miller Circa 1950.

  132. 132
    Dack Blog says:

    I can understand why.

  133. 133
    Engineer says:

    Don’t do as GB does, do as he says…..

  134. 134
    1966 And All That says:

    “Aye laddie, your wife will surely be able to attest to how passionate we are.”

    Yeah, for a crate of Stella, half a dozen battered deep fried mars bars, and one battered missus.

    “Ye belang teh Galgae……..” now fuck off back there.

  135. 135
    nell says:

    ”ill educated darkie – funny hair’ ???”

    How do you know he’s ill educated? And who cares if he’s a darkie.

    What I actually care about is that the poor lad who was hurt was being exploited by gordon. Gordon was only interested in using these children for a photo op that he thought would cast him in a good light and win him votes. He didn’t care about their well being. If he did he would never have let them perform that sort of dance on a hard outside pavement. He would have made sure they had cushioned flooring.

    The children themselves including the one who was injured , did themselves proud. It’s just a shame that they were performing for such scum.

  136. 136
    W.W. says:

    It would be like asking for a quote for life insurance when you have told them you already have cancer, the plague and leprosy, then having an heart attack as they put the info into the computer.

    W.W.

  137. 137
    jgm2 says:

    despite the fact there are hundreds of unemployed males in Cirencester many of whom would do the work if given the chance

    I bet they fucking wouldn’t. What’s stopping them?

  138. 138
    humpy says:

    You don’t understand at all missus, that’s Christopher Hitchens, and he’s pissed as per usual.

  139. 139
    Joe Public says:

    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/immigration-makes-nation-wealthier-says-blair-559070.html

    The Home Office minister Baroness Scotland announced yesterday that gangmasters face steeper fines for employing illegal workers. Fines can reach up to £5,000 per illegal worker, a ceiling that may be abolished.

  140. 140
    Amelie says:

    Was Baroness Scotland in the Ghurkas?

  141. 141
    kew gardens says:

    nell, I’m afraid I’m prejudiced against any group that are dumb enough to call themselves ‘Diversity’. Pass the fucking sick bucket.

  142. 142
    nell says:

    gordon = hypocrite as well liar & incompetent & ………..

  143. 143
    Anonymous says:

    What are the chances of Fife becoming an unsafe seat?

  144. 144
    bungaloo says:

    There’s plenty of Cirencestery type things they could be doing, like making cider or special Cotswold mustard and tarts.

  145. 145
    Anonymous says:

    oh no Gordon has visited vauxhall at ellesmere port this week. Theyre doomed!!!

  146. 146
    barefootcontessa says:

    94 Anon, you’re talking unadulterated crap. How many Scots have you met? Is it one, or is it perhaps ….. two?

  147. 147
    simon r says:

    agreed – I hope it really fucking hurt.

  148. 148
    Phil O'Pastree says:

    Who IS that nice boy talking to Fwankie?

  149. 149
    shelling-out says:

    Poor bloke. That’s his career finished, then.

  150. 150
    my rectangular tripod says:

    If you look at it the other way, it should be made safe for someone who is actually fucking sane.

  151. 151
    Sarah says:

    Hey that’s MY job !

  152. 152
    rick says:

    And will the English hating Scots apologise to the families of the dead English soldiers who also fought and died for Britain of which the Scots are part? Shame on you, you sanctimonious arseholes.

  153. 153
    jute says:

    No, the Ghurkas were in Baroness Scotland.

  154. 154
    Susan Boyle says:

    ( shouting, as per usual )

    NO I AM !!!

  155. 155
    nell says:

    Sweetie.

    Labour’s loony multiculturalism is an evil. It discourages integration.

    And I am definitely not happy for this labour Attorney General to commit a Criminal Act or for the PM to be dishonest or for bob aintbustinagut to pretend our lads have the kit they need to fight the war.

    This government is rotting , rather like my fallen victoria plums, from the inside out.

  156. 156
    Phil O'Pastree says:

    The increment between benefitz an the minmum wage ain’t wurf gettin out of bed of a mornin mate

  157. 157
    Gordon Brown ( mrs ) says:

    D NOTICE – D NOTICE !!!

  158. 158
    lolol says:

    Went past Vauxhall today M53 and in the carpark was a big trailer without tractor parked up and in big letters was FOR RENT it looked like a sign from a distance,my missus said to me they are selling the Vauxhall site already,McDoom’s harbingers strike again.

  159. 159
    nell says:

    142/148 – I sure Labour is proud to have you.

    TWatson, EdB and CharlieW are no doubt giving you honours at the TUC conference for your work.

  160. 160
    Agent 99 says:

    A few years ago and before the EU all our local farms used to produce both which we bought together and had wonderful summer evenings sampling them. Now they are not allowed by EU directive.

    End of an era in Somerset…. The french meanwhile carried on regardless.

    I hope the Irish say no.

  161. 161
    rebuild Hadrian's Wall says:

    Oh just piss off and go deep fry another mars bar.

  162. 162
    Seymore Clearley says:

    Ahahahahaha

  163. 163
    Four-eyed English Genius says:

    At least they could send the film into Youv’e Been Framed and get £250

  164. 164
    Agent 99 says:

    It was on the yahoo Uk page yesterday afternoon I think and I also think ITN news had it on their webpage. It did look most weird. Can’t find it now but I understand from posters on here that there is a site that once a page has been posted the record is always found there even if removed and deleted

  165. 165
    Costa del Dole says:

    As the College of Heralds has final say in these things, how on earth do you qualify for the title ‘Scotland’ unless your great-grandfather owned the place (and all persons appurtenant thereto)?

  166. 166
    Big Daddy says:

    She look like she would be good at wrestling

  167. 167
    barefootcontessa says:

    So do I GG.

  168. 168
    nell says:

    The Gurkhas are far too honorable for people like the dishonoured Baroness Scotland.

    Please do not mention her in the same breath as those brave men.

  169. 169
    Four-eyed English Genius says:

    Gordon should be “vetted” with a pair of blunt shears!

  170. 170
    kew gardens says:

    Give us a break nell, the useless idiots you quote are precisely the type of mentally challenged fuckwits who buy into this PC bollocks.

  171. 171
    Seymore Clearley says:

    Oh sorry Hooniton is in Somerset. Silly me.
    441 hoon vehicles seized

    http://www.police.vic.gov.au/content.asp?Document_ID=8983

  172. 172
    nantu says:

    Who made you milk monitor?

  173. 173
    nell says:

    Thank You :)

  174. 174
    Seymore Clearley says:

    (%) The ‘vetted’ symbol again.

  175. 175
    Mainspring says:

    If he’s dancing,he’s not stabbing policy,hits the hard face of reality.

  176. 176
    barefootcontessa says:

    Does anyone know if the Baroness had excessive expenses claims?

  177. 177
    Four-eyed English Genius says:

    Insurance is a waste of time and money. I do sense an online opportunity though.

    Brown roulette. After the Dear Leader congratulates or wishes anyone well, place your bets as to how long it will be before shit happens to the lucky recipient of his munificence.

  178. 178
    Amelie says:

    I will make Ghurka comparisons if it pleases me

    Go and sit on a broom handle

  179. 179
    Seymore Clearley says:

    Is it left over or out of date food?

  180. 180
    Seymore Clearley says:

    Bumbble wrap?

  181. 181
    Four-eyed English Genius says:

    Looks like the CWU might bugger the postal vote scam!

  182. 182
    Seymore Clearley says:

    No its wadding cloth-read the comment again.

  183. 183
    Dack Blog says:

    When did the jaw-droppy thing start then?

  184. 184
    Max Clifford says:

    Allright son,lets get the story down of how Uncle Gordon “consoled”you.

  185. 185
    barefootcontessa says:

    He said he was going to start selling assets this week, I found that a very frightening statement.

  186. 186
    nell says:

    173/179- same labour troll.

    It’s not about being milk monitor. It’s about human decency.

    Sadly (EdB TWT ChW Damian kevan ldfookes and on and on ) let’s just call them ‘this labour crew’ lost all sense of human decency – long since.

    I do wonder what the staff at no 10 are going to say about these labour incumbents after they have left. We shall look forward to their memoirs.

    It won’t be anything flattering will it!!

  187. 187
    Patriotic says:

    When is this multi cultural crap going to end we are inundated with every race under the sun compliments of this treacherous bunch of arseholes we call a government.
    The real British are seriously pissed of with what is going on and it looks likely that the lion is stirring,the demo,s are starting and there is going to be a bust up.
    Diversity,let me see,ah yes defined as variety by the Oxford English, diversify introduce variety into,well you can bloody say that again every variety under the sun and all us lot are expected to welcome them with open arms.
    Culturally we have had our own for a couple of thousand years and now every bloody obstacle is being used to get us to accept multiculturism.
    When are this excuse of a government going to realise it has,nt worked and it will not work.
    As for this parasitic bunch the EUSSR they will not make it work either eg: France,Italy to name a couple are pissed off with immigrants and are and will do something about it.
    On our local council we have a Diversity Officer (the council is liebour of course) and I cant for the life of me see what he does although I must admit the flower arrangements are pretty diverse,not seen any black roses though just yet,maybe too expensive but not as bloody expensive as the human ones with their free houses,benefits,phones,cars,bus passes etc: etc: etc: and they think that the Brits are happy with this,think again you are kidding youselves Nuliebour.

  188. 188
    Glad to be of assistance says:

    Luckily he had a barnet modelled on a burst mattress.

    WTF were they doing in Drowning Street anyway?

  189. 189
    Seymore Clearley says:

    ….and he goes to work-
    wearing a traffic wardens cap
    He gives you a ticket in t’morning-
    and takes it away next day.
    You get more benefits-
    than he gets in a week next pay…

  190. 190
    Four-eyed English Genius says:

    Oh do piss off. There are plenty of good Scots around. The only trouble is that most of them have left Scotland! Of course, some of the worst ones have come to England too!

  191. 191
    Seymore Clearley says:

    With the white gold fillings at our expense probably?

  192. 192
    Seymore Clearley says:

    They should have called their dance group ‘Cohesion’

  193. 193
    nantu says:

    nell, nell, nell…..it’s not too late to book that place in the care home you know.

  194. 194
    Seymore Clearley says:

    …’cos he wouldn’t have slipped off then.

  195. 195
    Anonymous says:

    well said

  196. 196
    Mr Ned says:

    He also said that she only made an inadvertent mistake. NO she committed a criminal act. Ignorance for the poor masses is no defence in law. She wrote the bloody law so there is NO WAY it was a “mistake”. She is a bloody crook and should have the proverbial book thrown at her.

  197. 197
    streamfisher says:

    Gherkins

  198. 198
    jgm2 says:

    Are you sure your council is Labour? I thought they had none left.

    Well if they do (have some left) that was a bit of an oversight. Whereabouts is this rotten outpost of socialism?

  199. 199
    streamfisher says:

    Mr Do as you would be done by.

  200. 200
    Seymore Clearley says:

    Sadly I read that some 6 Italian troops have been killed in Afghanistan today. My condolences but I wonder how this will be dealt with by the Italian people and their reaction vis avis Italian euro government?

  201. 201
    Steve Expat says:

    And we all thought you’d disappeared a long time ago….

  202. 202
    Seymore Clearley says:

    Well I hope the British Museum isn’t sold to the chinese

  203. 203
    nell says:

    Not sure where your at.

    Integration is the thing.

    Multiculturalism is a labour ism that means nothing.

    As for real British – we are , as any proper genealogist knows – mongrels. I don’t have a problem with that. It means healthy blood lines.

    It isn’t where you come from that matters – It’s where you FEEL you belong.

    Trouble with this labour govt is that it doesn’t make any of us, regardless of our origins, FEEL that we belong here.

  204. 204
    lolol says:

    Our Council is Liebour sooner we get rid of them the better,b’stards the lot of them,only half the councils voted last time,I think the next half vote next year,hopefuly we will get rid of them and the Libdums who are stuck up Liebours aholes

  205. 205
    Steve Expat says:

    jgm, from memory only half the councils voted this year, the wipeout was from those who voted then, so there’s still a few around controlled by the Liebours. The other half get the chance to kick them out next year, probably on GE day

  206. 206
    jgm2 says:

    Well they had a Labour bed-blocker in West Dunfermline called Rachel Squire when I was up there. Lying about dying for months. The people of Dunfermline unrepresented in government but her pay and pension all being adding up nicely for her husband no doubt. I went and asked some fucker having a smoke outside the Labour Alloa MPs office in errrr Alloa ‘Ere pal, what about my democratic representation’ and he started off with a ‘Shouldn’t speak like that when Ms Squire is ill…’ kind of speech.

    Fuck you pal. I’ve had enough of that faux empathy shit from you fuckers to last a lifetime.

    Massive majority. Labour candidate was a shoo-in.

    Whadya know. The Lib Dems come from nowhere (they were though, the only party I saw canvassing in the middle of town) and young Willie Rennie became Gordon Brown’s MP. No. I didn’t vote for him.

    Ahahahahahaha.

    That was in 2006.

    Labour had another heads-up in Scotland in 2007 and is going to get absolutely arse-fucked in Scotland in 2010.

    You’d want a heart of stone not to laugh.

    Neil Kinnock? Neil Kinnock can you hear me? Tony Blair. Gordon Brown. Wedgie Benn. Jack fucking Straw? Can you hear me? etc etc…

    We need to get near the mics on election night.

  207. 207
    nell says:

    nantu??? strange name

    Suggests deep and thoughtful Hindu – Wait a moment – Doubt that. Let’s look at the depth of thought that goes into hinduism.

    Ah!! you are a shallow labour person. What a surprise.

  208. 208
    jgm2 says:

    Fair enough. My mistake. Carry on. As you were.

  209. 209
    Seymore Clearley says:

    You’re right Nell-it feels like being stuck in an international air terminal only to be reminded we are actually in Britain by a vandalised red post box

  210. 210
    Silvio Berlusconi says:

    There will be a national day of mourning followed by three hours of pornography on Rai Uno.

    And I will be having a massage. All day.

  211. 211
    jgm2 says:

    If it is it’ll piss the Greeks off. How are they going to get hold of our Elgin marbles then?

  212. 212
    Wombat 18 says:

    nantu, you deserve the prat of the month award for that remark. Well done, there has been some stiff competition but you earned it numbuts.

  213. 213
    jgm2 says:

    Could we stick the book in a cannon and fire it at her?

  214. 214
    Phil O'Pastree says:

    Side effect of the medication

  215. 215
    jgm2 says:

    Nah. That’d be ‘Adhesion’.

  216. 216
    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

    I fear for the safety for Eddie Izzard after Jonah congratulated him recently on all that marathon running Izz did.

  217. 217
    Anonymous says:

    You might be a mongrel but I’m celtic as are many of us here in the north-west and when I travel down the south-east I see that the majority down there are still anglo saxon.

  218. 218
    ombakalu madosho says:

    Hey no buddy told me dat mongrel shit when I come oder here. I pure bred masai don’t fuck wid me warrior, so you keep yo slag bitches away fro me. I only breed wid da kosher masai bitches innit.

  219. 219
    Anonymous says:

    When did we vote to be integrated with Somalis, Afghanis, and Bangladeshis?

  220. 220
    Phil O'Pastree says:

    Maggie did offer to sell marbles back to the Greeks.

  221. 221
    Poofy Casting Agent says:

    Marvelous, but it’s not quite what we’re looking for darling

  222. 222
    jgm2 says:

    What about all the Fijians who are getting killed? Doesn’t anybody hate them?

  223. 223
    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

    Why not go one step further and put McDoom in a cannon and fire him?

  224. 224
    scouser says:

    nell 10.07pm

    leftist-liberal PC shite

  225. 225
    nantu says:

    What a fucking wombat you are.

  226. 226
    Anonymous says:

    I see Brown is now trying to suck up to the citizens of Wootton Bassett.

    The man is a shameless sack of rancid shit.

  227. 227
    Mincers run the Country says:

    Fucking jocks stink. Inbred ginger haired skirt wearing heart disease riddled fat ugly Hunts. Piss off back to Scotland and take that one eyed shit stabber with you. All jocks are left wing Hunts so yes it is about political ideology. You keep voting for fucking Liebour. Now piss off and die you bastards.

  228. 228
    jgm2 says:

    Indeed yes. Once you get about two miles out of Crawley then you’re in the Sudetenland ethnicity wise.

    The locals still stand in the street and point at black folk in Hayward’s Heath.

  229. 229
    Mr B says:

    Someone tell me why we are in the EU?? what is the point?? we had the largest empire in the world and a sweet trading deal with the commonwealth.

    So why did we piss it all up a wall, why are we in the EU? So the Frogs and Gerries can pretend that the Two world wars didn’t happen?? So the Frogs can pretend we’re just another province of their kingdom 1066 style??

    I don’t mind business partnerships….if like all good businessmen will tell you, that you mutally benefit from it.

    Why then are we giving all our money away, becoming gradually poorer no matter which government get’s in and a dumping ground for the world’s undesriables??

    Doesn’t sound like a good business deal to me.

  230. 230
    jgm2 says:

    He’d be better off trying to save a few ‘safe’ Labour constituencies in Newcastle. Preferably by going nowhere near them.

  231. 231
    Twat In Front Of You With A Wheely Bag says:

    What’s so bloody diverse about them other than that they arent feckin white?

  232. 232
    nantu says:

    Look nell, we all know you get a bit humpy after your third bottle of Chianti, so I’ll let that unkind remark pass. Just this once mind.

  233. 233
    nell says:

    Yes an Alicante Airport Marble thing .

    Gordon doesn’t understand rural thatched houses, collyweston tiles and jurassic stone.

    He also doesn’t understand Rural Britain = Decency, Honesty, Hardwork, Truthfulness, Selflessness.

    This labour crew are all out for themselves.

  234. 234
    Ivor Schwartzporsche says:

    Impale him

  235. 235
    white flight is turning into a stampede says:

    …..and down the road from Hayward’s Heath in Croydon, the locals point at white folk (the one or two that are left there) and then they mug them.

  236. 236
    Mr B says:

    Yes by some slight of hand some councils are still labour controlled, don’t ask me how but our county councils are tory but city council is labour until next year i think.

    I honestly don’t know how it works out that way but the tories are finally cleaning up the mess and blocking the city council spending at every turn which is great as all the labour drones whinge.

    Ontop of that the blooody labour elected sheriff is off on a jolly to the USA at 15k taxpayers expense. So he doesn’t have to deal with the tories county council or do any real work till after christmas.

  237. 237
    Lady Handlesbums says:

    What are you doing tonight young man?

  238. 238
    thick as thieves says:

    bugg@r off you whinging UKIP tw@t

    the sooner we join the euro and dump the pound, the better

  239. 239
    nell says:

    Darling Damian! You are saying I am a Lefitist? You are a Silly!

  240. 240
    Cousin Percy says:

    Anon at 70, you are William Brown and I claim my £5

  241. 241

    Likes the euro.
    Thinks the NHS works.

    Is there anything you are right about?

    P.S. UKIP for me 2.

  242. 242
    Gabriel says:

    Ere in Brissol many of the bin-men are Welsh… but I see Cirencester got first choice… aargh!

  243. 243
    balkanised brummie says:

    What’s the point in pretending any more?

    They don’t want to integrate and we don’t want to integrate.

  244. 244
    Mr B says:

    Yes friends in other cities have noted the same, voting for a lib dem soon turns out to be worse than voting for labour.

    The lib dem council as soon as they got into a friends city, built three mental outreach places but ‘forgot’ to budget it properly, overspent as usual so shut down all the public toilets in the city to make the cost up.

    As you can see a bunch of geniuses………………..

    I’m sure there will be many more comical and horrifying stories from lib dem controlled councils across the country.

  245. 245
    pure bred geordie says:

    nell, now you’re being silliest.

  246. 246
    when's the next train to hemel hempstead? says:

    nell, you might call yourself a Tory but, in reality, you’re just another brainwashed, leftist/liberal politically correct sheep.

    All together now baaaaa

  247. 247
    Mrs Goggins says:

    LOL

  248. 248
    Anonymous says:

    Vote UKIP and risk getting five more years of the madman Brown.

    Vote Tory. Its the only way to be certain of getting rid of this bunch of vile Labour scumbags.

  249. 249
    Ricky Ponting says:

    6-0 you cυnts.

  250. 250
    Mr B says:

    Are you sane sir?

    dump the pound??

    Ever heard of the term; ”if it isn’t broke, don’t fix it”.

    Great Britian and the pound happened to be the most powerful force on earth for a long time.

    You just don’t throw away tradition and history like that for monolopy money controlled by surrender monkeys and warmongering krauts.

    It will be a recession every day type madness to throw away one’s control over their own currency to some faceless fiends.

  251. 251
    Anonymous says:

    When’s the next EDL march?

  252. 252
    nell says:

    Darling when I drink – its australian not chianti.

    At the moment all I’ve had is water because I’m nursing sick people in the family.

    Of course labour says it will help when you have young people and elderly people in your family who are ill who need nursing.

    I have both. And we are getting no help from the State.

    The State Lies.

  253. 253
    Ivor Schwartzporsche says:

    The diversified attention away from the severe financial crisis for the last four and a half hours didn’t they?

  254. 254
    Twat In Front Of You With A Wheely Bag says:

    It’s the mongrel bollocks Nell, If we are then everyone is. Or is every town in the 3rd world fenced off for racial purity reasons?

  255. 255
    Twat In Front Of You With A Wheely Bag says:

    Dont tell him Pike

  256. 256
    Ivor Schwartzporsche says:

    No need for them now we’ve got computer games, eh?

  257. 257

    Diversity implies a lack of discrimination, and a lack of discrimination tends to mean low quality.

    Ergo Diversity = Crap.

  258. 258
    Booney's Rock Hard Guts says:

    Yeah, but it will be only 5-0 next ashes

  259. 259
    streamfisher says:

    An unsafe seat is a health and safety issue, make sure you have adjusted it to the correct height, back posture O.K.? good, is it stable? (not wobberly), then sit back and relax.

  260. 260
    White Hart says:

    London Borough of Haringey is Labour

    Say no more

  261. 261
    nantu says:

    I just put my knob in a blender. It hurts a bit so might be gone for a while.

  262. 262
    nell says:

    Italy has just lost six men in Afghanistan and Berlusconni, in a panic, has said Italy is going to withdraw its troops.

    Condolences have to go to the men’s familiies.

    At the same time we have to ask why he is demanding a withdrawal of troops after six losses when we are suffering so many more, and our political leaders are putting up such an indifferent face to our losses!!!!

    Gordon????

  263. 263
    Ivor Schwartzporsche says:

    You see, the true natives of Britain are red haired and remained that way until boats were invented. When the foreigners invaded the red haired went west and remained up north. (Wales and Scotland).

  264. 264
    bangla says:

    Speak for your own peoples madame nellie, but us Bradfordonians like to keep our asian womens to ourselves, thankings you.

  265. 265
    toddy357 says:

    “The Prime Minister is aware of the statement and has full confidence in Baroness Scotland. He thinks she’s doing a very good job as Attorney General.” hes passed her the black spot.oh sorry can i use the word black.

  266. 266
    streamfisher says:

  267. 267
    jgm2 says:

    You’re only saying that because of the perilous state of the nations fiances after a decade of rampant idiocy. But in a few months we can throw of the shackles of such imbecility and hopefully restore our nation to economic health.

    It is bad enough being shackled to great money pits like Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland. can you imagine being shackled to the currencies of Italy, France, Spain and, possibly, at some future pint – Turkey?

    Germany, Holland and the UK trying to shoulder the whole of Europe?

    Insanity tat. Your marbles have rolled across the floor and through the cracks in the floorboards.

    Iunderstand your desperation after 12 years of solid government insanity but this too will pass.

  268. 268
    Boycott the ПРАВДА licence fee says:

    Well spotted, Seymore.
    Having wadding rammed down his gullet would prevent the ingestion of any more lethal quantities of salty porridge and hopefully thereby bring our PM back to sanity, for anything with salt in it is not recommended in Northern regions where the sodium is not readily sweated out (not even via Brown’s leaky armpits during the trickiest of Question Times).

  269. 269
    Eileen Overtone says:

    I think we would if we could speak their languages; what they need to do is print council information notices in these diverse tongues to give us a start to work up from. Sub-titled TV would be good too. I think the welsh are getting the idea with their road advisories and upon their emergency vehicle signage, etc.

  270. 270
    going mental says:

    This is for Gordon and Mandy you hoons

  271. 271
    inkjet says:

    I don’t usually use lol, but lol it is. They’ve actually got Vaseline Vaz defending Baroness Scotchland on Newsnight…..lol!

  272. 272
    Anonymous says:

    I always really knew TaT was a commie traitor. He can take heeees filthy alien language to fecking europe with him. It ain’t no body’s choice until we patriots vote for it. Don’t like UK? – Fuck off.

  273. 273
    lady squirter says:

    Has Katie Price met McHeathcliffe?

  274. 274
    nantu says:

    s’funny that’s the sort of thing tat normally does.

  275. 275
    rick says:

    Vote Tory – get Blue Labour. It makes sense to vote for anyone but the Lib/Lab/Contrick. They are all different wings of the same party.

  276. 276
    Article 38 says:

    She’s been done over nicely on the Newsnight report – pretty unambiguous re-hash of Guido’s earlier post.

    In discussion, Vaz offering no defence except ‘wait for outcome of the investigation’ – and, quite unbelievably, is criticising the law! The law your fucking party introduced you little oily shit, Vaz!

  277. 277
    nantu says:

    Oh OK, Australian 13% proof water it is then.

  278. 278
    Bob says:

    Cameron is another Scot don’t forget. He’s got more Scots blood in him than Labour’s entire squad put together.

    Whatever way there’ll be a Scot running/ruining England for the next five years.

  279. 279
    citizen caned says:

    Yeah, you can have some more of my taxes to pay for it all. I’ve gone off food and drink anyway.

  280. 280
    The Baiter's Master says:

    Well now it’s just probably just one big lesion.

  281. 281
    Racists DO exist. says:

    Some of the comments here, made about a child, a rather talented child at that make me ashamed of this blog and I have been here for months posting about the evils of this government. Guido some of the posters here are an embarasment , worth little more than horrible little ameba scum fit only for the NF. Shame on them, fucking utter shame on them.

  282. 282
    Boycott the ПРАВДА licence fee says:

    Well? You did this noble move… and….?

  283. 283
    streamfisher says:

    Meanwhile down at the Admiral Benbow, Blind Pew has already been passed the black spot.

  284. 284
    Boycott the ПРАВДА licence fee says:

    You now take care of her pussy and I claim the tenner (adjusted for inflation since you posted).

  285. 285
  286. 286
    Racists DO exist. says:

    Dont worry Nell, even Cromwells army had fucktards in it which once identified were hung from the nearest tree. Alas this blog seems to be attracting racist and bigoted arseholes who are probably in their teens or at least have the mind of such. If it was up to me I would hang them as an example and continue in the quest to rid us of this inept, incompetent government. The last thing I want though is to replace them with some of the fuckwitts on here. Its about time we did some weeding !

  287. 287
    Boycott the ПРАВДА licence fee says:

    Publicity stunt to sell some more records. What the fuck do you think – wishing the cnut well??

  288. 288
    Callme Dave-Cropcircle says:

    ‘ere, steady. the Government are thinking of updating libel law to the internet to make it easier. You need to prove your insertions are proper.

  289. 289
    Racists DO exist. says:

    Never critised them in the first place you halfwit. Go and join Labour your predijuce is more welcome there.

  290. 290
    Labourwipeout says:

    Personally I am so sickened by the racist and bigoted comments that have infiltrated this blog in recent weeks that I am thinking of leaving it. Coments about The “Scotch so and so’s and Darkies” are so fucking backward that it makes me puke. Is it just me or are then anyone else who recognises the real root of our problems ie political philosophy regardless of race colour or creed. Maybe this blog has run its course and it should be abandoned to the arseholes.

  291. 291
    Bob says:

    Fife alone isn’t a UK seat. It has four UK seats. Lib Dems hold two and Labour hold two.

    I’d expect Labour to just keep one. Lib Dem to hold both or lose one. SNP to gain one or two. Preferably I’d want SNP to win all.

    The last Labour by-election win was the one where they unexpectedly won against SNP and the voting record was somehow ‘lost’ after SNP had requested to see it.

  292. 292
    Gordon Mr 10% Brown says:

    I would just like to give my whole hearted support to and send my very best wishes to all those people in Ireland who have worked so tirelessly in trying to persuade the people to vote yes.

  293. 293
    saluting our nobles says:

    C’mon, “Baroness Scotland”, beeitchhh. I gotta job for your ass, baby.
    You can scrub the cheese out from under my helmet if you have a certificate to prove you’re clean enough to work with humans and with dairy products and – more importantly – have a right to work in the UK.with an AlDS-Free certificate to back it up.

  294. 294
    going mental says:

    democrecy is dead so all go and live in your bubbles

  295. 295
    gordon brown makes me sick says:

    Fuck off and throw up then Labourarsewipe.

  296. 296
    Barry says:

    No 10 has/had some nice silver tableware thanks to Mrs T

  297. 297
    Anonymous says:

    you just proved his point shit-for-brains

  298. 298
    saluting our nobles says:

    Can ye’ nae spot the geneticul rezemblunce ‘tween the Baroness Scotland (Lord love her) and William. Wallace? They must have been twins nae less!

  299. 299
    Snotty McTwat, the repulsive Scot says:

    Ah’m sae sorry the wee laddie upset his act.

    Ah like ma boys tae stay still when th’r upside doon.

    That way ah get deeper understandin – if ye ta’ ma’ meanin.

  300. 300
    fodder says:

    Brown intends to use the same strategy for the next election. He’ll keep us voting till he gets the right answer.

  301. 301
    Truth Sayer says:

    The problem that does need to be addressed within the next 50 years is white people having ”living space” of their own, otherwise sh*t is going to hit the fan.

    If everywhere worldwide whitey is a tiny minority with no say or culture of their own anymore. It will not be nice!! if everywhere whitey turns he’s a persceuted miniority even in his ancesteral home, ruled by laws and culture alien to him.

    Are people going to re write history to cover it up? cover up the mighty fall from grace, cover up the parasitic hordes of immigration that destroyed cultures and reduced to a race of people to a ”ethnic minority”.

    We wouldn’t let it happen to any other race or creed on earth.

    Real bigotry is refusing to explain why one has to surrender their identity and culture while others don’t. Apartheid was called to an end by the world for the people in S Africa, yet the world looks on in silence when it apartheid is slowly forced on whites.

  302. 302
    Moshe Dayan says:

    Hoo the fook are yu kallin a palestinian?

  303. 303
    Arthur says:

    it does get a bit frustrating a times and i think guido does wind the natives up a bit but i hope nearer the election he will pose some serious question to our politicians about the really serious issues like europe, cuts and taxes. the immigration debate is redundant until we decide on whether we are in or out of the eu.

  304. 304
    gordon brown makes me sick says:

    No, you’ve just proved his point dickwad.

  305. 305
    So tired of Boring Liar bullshit says:

    Well fuck off then!

    Good riddance!

  306. 306
    Tony Benn says:

    Sounds like you are anti diversity – or don’t twats need to be tolerated too?

    What’s your definition of a twat anyway?

    And who elected you?

  307. 307
    Joe Public says:

    So who decided to let the talentless mong into Downing St? It’s generally barred to the public. Could it have been McMental who liked him?

  308. 308
    Arthur says:

    i’m afraid the melting pot cannot be stopped but we can and should hold on to the british way of life.

  309. 309
    nell says:

    Gordon is going to use the G20 as a platform to ‘call for public spending cuts’

    What a hypocrite.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/gordon-brown/6203488/Gordon-Brown-to-call-for-international-agreement-to-cut-public-spending.html

    Best not look at this link before you go to bed.

    Good Night. God Bless.

  310. 310
  311. 311
    SuBo says:

    Susan Boyle should have won anyway. She wouldn’t have fallen on her head. And she’s a 48 yr old Scottish virgin. A one off !!

  312. 312
    Arthur says:

    nell i fear for your sanity when brown is kicked out.

  313. 313
    nell says:

    Sigh. labour trolls. labour trolls .

    Talk one languag.Live another.

    Sad!

  314. 314
    Joe Public says:

    I don’t see why the NHS should treat fuckwit mentalists like you

  315. 315
    Maurice D'ancer says:

    Get your chip back on your shoulder and fuck off back to fife.

  316. 316
    Rufus Stone says:

    The talentless mong lives there. It’s the talentless kids who are out of place.

  317. 317
    Article 38 says:

    I agree, but the anonymity of the web allows people to spout shite they normally keep to themselves. Unfortunately, such comments provide ammo to the Left that all their opponents are racists and therefore non-socialist thinking can be ignored.

    In fact, I have long suspected that some of the more outrageous comments are posted by Labour trolls to discredit the site.

    If, by some awful fuck up, Labour are re-elected then expect to see anti-web free speech legislation to be brought in. Ed Balls is itching to do it, for starters.

  318. 318
    nell says:

    You accept then that gordon is going to lose?

    Well done! First step back to sanity is the acceptance of reality.

  319. 319
    Phil McCavity says:

    Aye Glenrothes and the mysterious 6,000 postal votes. Counted but never to be seen again. Lost in a peat bog in Balingry.

  320. 320
    nell says:

    Arthur you’re a twit

  321. 321
    Lawnmower says:

    What was racist?

    Are you some kind of supergrass?

  322. 322
    Jezza Paxman says:

    Yeeeeeeeeeeeees
    It’s me actually

  323. 323
    ted says:

    WTF are you on about nell? Time for your bed surely.

  324. 324
    Arthur says:

    try to reply without putting writing brown or gordon then go the extra mile and say what the next governments first aim should be.

  325. 325
    Arthur says:

    putting shouldn’t be there there, it escaped.

  326. 326
    TooIllEducatedandTooThicktoreallyhaveaworthwhileopinion says:

    He’s obviously a nulabour turd who’s benefited from all that edyoukayshun, edukashun, edookayshun

  327. 327
    not labour says:

    Go away you tedious shite.

  328. 328
    Arthur says:

    my keyboard has gone berserk.

  329. 329
    Naughtius Maximus says:

    Bloody liberal !

    Hanging’s too good for ‘em

    Nail some sense into ‘em I say

  330. 330
    Arthur says:

    nice to see you are backing the dullards.

  331. 331
    Pike Bishop says:

    “Why not?”

    19th September 2009: Luton
    March against the ever growing population of Islamic Extremists, and the home of some of the most un-savoury Al-Qaeda supporters in the UK. This Demonstration has been Banned by the home office, and has subsequently been cancelled.

    10th October 2009: Manchester City Centre

  332. 332
    caesars wife says:

    A new compact ? whiffs of grandiose socialism .
    meanwhile Barry Obama has another try at explaining how 37 million US citizens are going to get health care .

    CW has spotted the common thread “dont mention the national deficiets”

  333. 333
    wobble says:

    “No 10 has/had some nice silver tableware thanks to Mrs T”

    not if the trollop has seen them , probably now over the Blair’s gaff

  334. 334
    wobble says:

    his sex face ?

  335. 335
    Jack says:

    Here we go again. Everyone is going to be reported to Derek Draper for being naughty.

  336. 336
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    Speaking of marbles, have they found Gordon’s yet

  337. 337
    Jack says:

    WTF is the British way of life? Binge drinking, Wife beating and Reality TV shows? Also decades of wealth destroying socialist Government.

  338. 338

    Theres a contact lense factory in livingston he visited during a 2005 by election
    500 jobs have gone there!

  339. 339
    Diverse head banger says:

    If they are marbles why arn’t they round?

  340. 340
    Only asking says:

    Apparently there is an accusation of rape being investigated

    So who is she alledged to have raped then?

  341. 341
    Agent 99 says:

    tedious perhaps but the comment made below is spot on….

    “If, by some awful fuck up, Labour are re-elected then expect to see anti-web free speech legislation to be brought in. Ed Balls is itching to do it, for starters.”

    Be afraid of what these people will do if by default they end up with another mandate.

  342. 342
    Agent 99 says:

    it was post 326 wot dun it ..you typed Gor*en and Br*wn in the same post. Deadly!

    *whispers while looking over shoulder* “Have you not heard of the curse of the manse?”

  343. 343
    Public Specsaver says:

    HA!…Inviting The son of the manse they of all people should have seen that coming

    (Gets coat leaves thread)

  344. 344
    mmmm says:

    or did he?

  345. 345
    Anonymous says:

    Look what happened to Rover after he paid a visit during the 2005 election campaign

  346. 346
    Camp David says:

    I think he’s on some kind of super grass.

  347. 347
    Raving Loon says:

    Wow that had to hurt…meeting the prime mentalist.

  348. 348
    ?? says:

    are you saying it may not be so many marathons?

  349. 349
    anantzimong says:

    Anon253=Pike Bishop is doing the same pimping that got another of his EDL fringe headcases in trouble.

  350. 350
    Anonymous says:

    Look what happened when Jonah opened the new Lehman Brothers offices in Canary Whalf!

  351. 351
    Anonymous says:

    i’m afraid the melting pot cannot be stopped but we can and should hold on to the british way of life.

    It’s not a ‘melting pot’, it’s Balkanisation and ethnic replacement.

    Within a couple of generation there will be precious little Western, let alone British way of life to hold on to. See Mark Steyn and Prof. Bernard Lewis as to why.

  352. 352
    Mongrel says:

    Ivor that theory was discredited as soon as genetic tests became available – read Oppenheimer’s “The British” or other similar books. The English were here all along – the stuff about ginger people being driven into the hills is just a load of swirly-bagpipe Braveheart bullshit.

  353. 353
    Steve says:

    Job losses are mainly due to the worse economic conditions..hence if a company fails to get a deal signed, then there are chances that employees in that operations segment may lose the job.

  354. 354
    ssd says:

    He has that weird inane smile there, only it’s not so pronounced.

  355. 355
    Downs boy says:

    Us window-lickers can’t help it Derek!

  356. 356
    ssd says:

    “Alas this blog seems to be attracting racist and bigoted arseholes who are probably in their teens or at least have the mind of such.”

    I’m a racist 35 year old accountant.

    Go do your weeding at Labour List you tosser.

  357. 357
    ssd says:

    Wombat18 you pathetic troll.

  358. 358
    ssd says:

    You might be a mongrel nell, but I’m a European.

  359. 359
    MikeHunt4u says:

    Good riddance PC nutjobs.

  360. 360
    peston the pest says:

    NOOOOOOOOOO….er……EEEEEEEEETS…er…….MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

  361. 361
    alex koiseiv says:

    Brown is cսnt

  362. 362
  363. 363
    RobC says:

    Look on the bright side gormless will be the star turn at the Labour Party conference.
    Every cloud has a silver lining especially if his jinx holds.


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