The Vicious Circle of Identity Politics – Dizzy
Hague Comes Face to Face With Guido – New Statesman
Hague Refuses Questions – BBC
The Hague Mystery Solved – Mandrake
The Judgement of Mr Hague - John Redwood
NYT Re-open Coulson Wounds – Guardian
Dale Vs. Guido – Evening Standard
Blair’s Contempt For the Left – Spectator
Hancock’s Spy Researcher? – Mail
Labour Leaders Quickfire Questions – Mirror
Prescott and Burnham’s Lies – Andrew Reeves
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When Ron Davies told Blair the Clapham Common incident “could have happened to anyone”. Blair, Campbell and Chief of Staff Jonathon Powell all replied:
“Er, not really, Ron”.
Flat – No Positions +38.2%
As of 26 Mar 2010
I’d like to see the context of that quote.
The context is that Brown said that spending would rise in the next few years, his own Treasury budget figures said they would fall.
Brown would not answer the question about this anomoly when asked over a dozen times at PMQs by the leader of the Opposition who had the figures in front of him, prefering to say that Labour is the party of investment and the Tories are the party of 10% cuts
Yesterday he all but admitted that he’s been talking shit for months and that he intends to cut spending just as much as the Tories do…
I think Lord M’Snake is referring to himself live on R4 earlier this week when rumbled on his lie about “cuts v investment” quote.
That’s clear then – No cuts.
Perhaps meant No cuts in borrowing, or cutting the National Debt that Sod face, and his little gang have run up.
Gordon is full of it isn’t he. By the time he and his knacker government have bankrupt every commercial company, I wonder who will pay the TAX to pay his wages?
I think he must have meant that public spending is continuing to rise, but negatively. In order words the REDUCTION in public spending will continue to rise (so that the reduction INCREASES in size each year).
After all, the honest son of the manse couldn’t possibly tell a lie – could he.
and the people were perplexed and did not know which way to turn and so the Lord decided to pay them a visit to set them straight and so he came down from Heaven and called out to his people
“Yo people” cried the Lord “I am here to offer you a warning. Satan has used a turkey baster to impregnate an earthly woman and she has born the fruit of beelzebub. You will know the son of Satan by the following signs: he is Scottish and has one eye and his human father is a manse. He will blether on about moral compasses but will he will always lie to you, he will be lower than a snakes belly and there is no mistruth he will not tell to keep his job which he is shit at.
These are the signs, remember them well. And when you discover this evil son of Satan you must kill him quickly and without mercy for he is mine enemy.
The person who kill Satan’s Son will be guaranteed entry to heaven and can have 72 virgins aswell, the whole deal”
Amen
Hey tat, more posts like this please – humour is much better than invictive, keep it up!!
or even better than invective innit
If God really wanted to reward you he/she/they would offer 72 Milfs.
yeah yeah, it’s invective, innit ;-)
“Hey tat, more posts like this please – humour is much better than invictive, keep it up!!”
He hasn’t been able to keep it up in years, the poor old duffer.
Nice one, tat. Thanks for the laugh.
Could this be the real TaT? He didn’t call Satan a cripple or a retard.
That is incitement to racial and religious hatred of the Scots and Muslims and you will go to a prison for two consecutive sentences of twenty years.
Move along, nothing to see here.
he’s losin it innit. we need a new top boy round ere. any suggestions?? :-)
*whistles a nice tune*
You are not the real TaT and I claim my free orange and pair of tights.
hes on stronger medication and has lost the confidence of the posters on dis bored innit? Im gonna mount a leadership challenge for top boy position when i can enough support and courage together.
I don’t believe this is the real tat either. The real tat just insults people. Also, the real tat doesn’t use capital letters. I think someone is either impersonating him or he copied and pasted this from somewhere.
oh ye of little faith, you are never going to get into heaven, doubting thomas.
thick as thieves is a literay genius, a blogging version of hunter s thompson if you like and he is able to write in many styles.
here endeth today’s lesson.
see thomas, you are less stupid now than you were when you begin reading my post.
you should get down on your knees and kiss my feet and thank me for enlightening you instead of just moaning like a bitch all the time.
innit.
Anyone who claims they are a “literay genius” probably isn’t one. In fact, allow me to correct that sentence:
“thick as thieves is a literay genius, a blogging version of hunter s thompson if you like and he is able to write in many styles.”
“”Thick as thieves” is a literary genius, a blogging verion of Hunter S. Thompson, if you like, and he is able to write in many styles.”
It’s always dangerous when you complain about other people’s errors as you make yourself a bit of a target. Alastair Campbell recently made a bit of a fool of himself in claiming that news had to have an apostrophe after it*.
I do feel that the grammatical errors in tat’s usual, insulting comments are inconsistent with the genius and wit of the comment at 11:39am. Who really wrote this?
* “The subject heading was ‘leaders debate’ (apostrophe after the s on leaders missing) and the message below was Sky News’ campaign (apostrophe correctly used) for a debate between the parties leaders (apostrophe required after parties).”
here is your second free lesson of the day thomas: this is just a blog.
this is not hansard you dick.
but well done for paying such close attention to my posts.
you are a good and loyal cripple.
maybe if you keep following my teachings you will become less retarded.
Yeah good stuff tat, innit. I’d like to hear more about these 72 milfs though….
Thomas – nice one, but:
Capital ‘T’ in ‘Thieves’.
Typo in ‘version’.
The comma before ‘and’ is a bit dodgy. A new sentence might be better, or better still the construction “……if you like, able to write in many styles”.
“If God really wanted to reward you he/she/they would offer 72 Milfs.”
That’s wisdom that is, right there on that line in 14 words.
I’m Afraid You’re both Wrong. Improper Capitalisation Is Something That Drives Me Nuts. Here’s How The Top Boy’s Posting Should Have Been Written:
Oh Ye Of Little Faith, You Are Never Going To Get Into Heaven, Doubting Thomas.
Thick As Thieves Is A Literay Genius, A Blogging Version Of Hunter S Thompson If You Like And He Is Able To Write In Many Styles.
Here Endeth Today’s Lesson.
See Thomas, You Are Less Stupid Now Than You Were When You Begin Reading My Post.
You Should Get Down On Your Knees And Kiss My Feet And Thank Me For Enlightening You Instead Of Just Moaning Like A Bitch All The Time.
Innit.
And…
Here Is Your Second Free Lesson Of The Day Thomas: This Is Just A Blog.
This Is Not Hansard You Dick.
But Well Done For Paying Such Close Attention To My Posts.
You Are A Good And Loyal Cripple.
Maybe If You Keep Following My Teachings You Will Become Less Retarded.
FFS! Don’t encourage tat or son of tat or impersonator of tat
it’s all shite one way or another
tat is anciemt history innit
Before the money runs out to pay his salary Gordon will, hopefully, have had his ‘Ceauşescu Moment’.
but why would I kill the Majesty of the Broown when he was kind enough to let me and the rest of my fellow psycopaths into the beloved land where become protected species that can do no wrong untill….we play with our toys on trains and planes………
And you can stick your queen to
Actually he has been talking shit for at the very least 12 years, thoug I’m sure the records will show its a far longer period.
W.W.
Harriet Harman’s officials have been forced to change a government fact sheet celebrating “women in power” which did not name Margaret Thatcher
Harman should be whipped in public for this
This is a disgrace
IF you do not agree with me you are an idiot.
No, sorry. Gordon Brown said that there would be cuts AFTER the general election. Knowing they HAVE to be done, and feeling pretty confident that New Labour will loose the general election, he has promised to protect frontline services, and cuts in 2010…..
From 2010 onwards New Labour and their unions will attack the Tories who WILL cut to attempt to balance the UK’s books. The Tories will be called the nasty / heartless party all over again.
You see, you should only ever vote Labour, we will protect your jobs, whilst the Tories will cut.
Same bullshit as all the other times Labour have plunged the UK economy into deep shit.
Yes, Labour belong to lamposts, strung up, the lot of them.
Might keep a few in the Tower, naked and shivering, “pour encourager les autres”.
Gordon spendaholic Brown says he doesn’t personally like borrowing.
Lies Lies and more Lies.
why borrow when he can just steal it?
He’s run out of stuff to nick. He’s borrows it, now. Logic, innit?
To quote Brown “In every year in the future public spending will continue to rise”. How happy does that make me feel. Everything will be allright then with the hospitals having more money, the schools will have more teachers and we will all be happy ever after. What a shame Brown will not be around to spend even more of our money and it will be left for those nasty Conservatives to …………..?
He could be right with Hyper inflation.
His big porkie pie from yesterday is now being rumbled and the Tories apparently have the proof in documents passed to them.
ITN news
The Tories are accusing Gordon Brown of keeping plans for huge spending cuts ‘secret’. Shadow chancellor George Osborne claims the Prime Minister is misleading Parliament and the public after obtaining Treasury documents apparently showing that ministers are considering cuts of almost 10 per cent.
He said the Conservatives had been leaked internal papers containing the details.
These are not just cuts these are M & S cuts
(Mandlebum & Snotgobbler)
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/4/20090916/tuk-brown-accused-over-secret-spending-c-dba1618.html
tumbleweed on Al-JaBeebya?
Whats Pollys’ position on this ?
Sinking….
… down so as to achieve reverse cowgirl
Kama. Karma means summat else.
The parrot is dead.
As bonkers as Brown’s
Don’t you think you should allow Mr/s Slater’s parrot an opinion on that – it might have a different interpretation of the situation.
KRA-EEEEEERRRKK!!! (pingpingping) SKWARRK! (flutter) BALDIE!
AWWWWKK!!! SKR-AAAAAAAAAK!!! (phwee-twit) ONYERBIKE!
Reverse cowgirl.
Doggie, surely?
On her hands and knees with her arse presented for use.
so you can give her a Dirty Sanchez!
Anyone know what odds William Hill will offer for Brown committing suicide before the next election? I think it’s worth a flutter, thanks to Brown I could put my dole money on it.
Don’t waste your money. They’ll have him locked away by then.
He’d probably f*** that up too.
Something like trying to poison himself with the exhaust of one of those spiffy new electric cars the ‘climate change’ loonies love so much…
Death by multiple insertion of a gross of Sherbert Dib Dabs is the preferred method for the Manse’s No. 1 son. Sarah has the administration instructions, the latex gloves, and of course the 3 in 1 easing oil.
Maybe we could force feed him sherbet UFOs until he Mr Creosotes.
Brill!!!!!! (E day can’t)
The word karma means action, doing things.
What goes around comes around is the second law of physics.
What on earth is reverse cowgirl????????????
@ old Nick
http://www.urbandictionary.com/iphone/search?term=Reverse+cowgirl
Q: What on earth is reverse cowgirl????????????
A: sexual position best employed when you’re too pissed to do anything but lay on your back and the bint you pulled is too ugly to look at
The context dear boy is that to me truth is a fiction,
Yours in faith,
The dithering pm and worst Chancellor the country has had the misfortune to suffer.
You have, it was at a press conference.
The one eyed bastard can lie out of both sides of his mouth at the same time.
If he accidently told the truth he’d lie about it just to keep his hand in
FUCKING LIEING BASTARD
Thanks Yeeeehaaa.
Long time since I did that one!
the hoons a liar we know it
And we know dave wont be much better but at least i can watch and listen to dave without throwing up , its a start
I can’t. I saw him 2 hours ago crowing about how many black and women candidates the Nu Tories would be fielding at the Election. What a fucking spineless, unprincipled wanker. It seems we’re all obliged to be socialists now!
Yep.
Racist (thought i’d do a Carter).
Jesus, Sod ‘em…you must have psychic powers.
DC’s press conference wasn’t until 10.18..yet at 11.28 you posted that you heard him say that 2 hours earlier.
And… are you racist?..should all non whites be eliminated from serving society?
And…do you object to more women being elected?…which he also mentioned…Do you hate Women?
Unprincipled wanker comes to mind.
Fuck off you racist twat …
I object to treating people according to the colour of their skin, not the
content of their character.
I object to treating people according to their sex, not their abilities.
MLK would be spinning in his grave at the current “positive” discrimination.
Racist? Misogynist? Whatever. You miss the point. This obsessive preoccupation with ‘equality’ and recruiting more minorities and women is bullshit SOCIALIST dogma. Dave the Blair Clone is a fucking socialist! Not being a leftie, my only choices at the next election boil down to UKIP or the party no one’s allowed to mention (the BΝP). You couldn’t make it up!
There’s always the Monster Raving Loony Party. Lord Sutch would pour favours on you from above or below.
I think you mean a misologist.
Maybe not but at least he’s not a liar and a hypocrite on this policy….and many others.
Dave seems to be Getting It, he appears to be an honest man, which is surely the most highly sought-after trait in a politician of any colour.
You don’t have to agree with everything he says (I certainly don’t) to see that…
Dave is normal.
Unlike some we could mention and clearly a few posters on this thread.
Shock horror ‘Dave’ acts to make the Tory party electable
Dave is an honest man? I’d laugh, if it wasn’t so serious.
EV, Dave is not perfect but he is surely one of the more reasonable of the current political leaders.
Personally I’m a Hannan fan, but I doubt he could pursuade the average man in the street to vote for him!
But please God, he doesn’t tell us he’s ‘a pretty straight sort of guy’.
Trev has the key point here: if you found Dave in your sitting room you’d order him a drink, if you found Gordon you’d call the police.
You’d certainly call the police – after ensuring that your children were somewhere out of his sight.
When he was helping Boris arrange a paycut for Massa Livingstone last year, I heard him say to a punter (in Tooting Market, if I recall correctly) something along the lines of: ‘I’m a mortal politician, I can’t promise you anything… All I can do is try do do my best to sort out this mess.’
Fair enough. Compare and contrast with the more, er, messianic style of politics we’ve come to expect in the last 12 years.
Keeping the kids out of Gordon’s sight ain’t too hard Fidel. Just stand them six inches to his left and have a picture of an erect Peter M directly to the front. They’ll be safe as houses. Give em safety glasses though as spunk can sting the eye’s( according to Mrs Dean, honest guv!!)
Sorry should read”eyes”
love Dixie(ex-grocer)
Ones best is all that anyone can ask for.
“Trev has the key point here: if you found Dave in your sitting room you’d order him a drink, if you found Gordon you’d call the police.”
You may entertain foul traitors in your home, but I have standards.
If I found Cameron or Brown in my living room, I would call the police and hand myself in for doing the country a big favour by killing the traitors.
Both are dedicated to handing this sovereign country over wholesale to the the profoundly anti-democratic EU oligarchy. They both should be hung for treason.
To clarify, This is not an admission of any intent on my part, as I have NO intention of ever meeting, nor attempting to meet either of these traitors. In fact I would go out of my way to avoid meeting them.
Equality of opportunity is what we need.
Socialist have been trying equlaity of outcome for quite a while now – and it doesn’t work!
the liar is a we know it
Lying scot’s, son of the manse, thieving, bastard more like.
I think a visit from the FTAC would be more just and fitting for Mr Brown.
I found a burglar in my flat once.
The poor little fuka could not fly and made the mistake of going into the foetal position as gravity did its work.
He sent Old Bill around to complain!
He’s also a traitor to the British Way of life exported around the globe. We don’t suffer fools lightly.
He’s also a traitor to the British Way of life exported around the globe. We don’t suffer fools lightly.”
Bolox! You and your ugly sassenach hordes have elected the wanker 3 TIMES IN A ROW FFS!!
What type of gene pool do they have dahhn saath these days, to spawn assholes like you lot??
Well I don’t know anyone who voted for him nor Blair. Actually. Let’s not be looking through puke coloured spectacles though; we have just one more General Election left of the sort we are familiar with in a sovereign nation of countries (UK). Let us get it right this time coming up, eh? When I suggest ‘exported around the globe’ I meaant that if you have been to our commonwealth freinds such as Ontario or the british carribean, etc you will be so proud of the tradition of cleanliness and politeness with the smattering of Union Flags here and there. It’s shear misery returning home to the UK and it shouldn’t be this way.
As well as the excellent English that they speak and the high level of education
Well, they aren’t called ZaNu Lie Baaaah for nothing you know. I’m sure Uncle Bob taught them a thing or two about elections.
Ivor @ 367 and 461. I’ve observed the same. In Aus and NZ there are stronger English traditions than the UK (although officially we will deny it). The Anglicised parts of the Carribean (I particularly like Bardados) are charming. However, when the jumbo starts decending into the grey mist at Heathrow my heart sinks. I remember a couple of years ago on the tube from Heathrow to Paddington – a drunk tramp was pissing his pants. Nobody batted an eyelid. Getting through customs in the UK now is putting me off travelling to the UK – as a white man, the ethnic officers obviously regard me as a problem. If I was black & they were white I’d say it was racist.
Damn, I’ve been rumbled !
Gordon Brown is one big fat cu(n)t
It must be true, the BBC have stopped reporting it
Yes well, Gordon, you should be tumbril’d – now you’ve been rumbled.
I thought Gordon had been teaching Mr Mugabe a thing ot two about elections? Postal votes, losing the register etc.
What do you expect from an UNELECTED PARASITE: http://eotp.wordpress.com/2009/05/08/2009-new-labour-unelected-p-m-gordon-brown-parasite/
He’s in big trouble.
Wait for the resignation at conference. Nu L will then proceed to elect a new leader on a rolling basis say one a day until next June where by then all Labour cabinet ministers will have a PM’s pension and a ticket to the Lords. The Lords mean time will have their availabilty for numbers increased to accommodate the anticipated increase in numbers from the entire party, as their hard work deserves recognition. Reform is over due after all.
So is that cretin Barrosa but they’ve elected him for another five years.
Who elected him> Just that thieving bunch of EU parasites.
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% – a machete through Gordon’s nuts symbol
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Its Brownhog day.
Oh to be able to stick broken glass to each word and make him eat them
Probably it was always a tacit admission that he’ll lose the election and therefore HE won’t be making the cuts.
Yet again we must remember 3rd Oct 2007.
The day David Cameron made his famous conference speech. The conference speech that caused Brown to bottle an election he would almost certainly have won.
Can you imagine if, instead of nine more months of this abortion of a government, we had another full three years of such idiocy ahead of us? Imagine if, instead of printing 175bn quid just to buy him over the finish line of June (because it’s the right thing to do) he had to print enough money to buy him over the finish line of Oct 2012?
Some fucking speech Cameron.
If we get through this nightmare then people will quote snippets of that speech in the same revered tones as they quote some of Churchill’s speeches. Because without doubt, and I don’t want to get ahead of history here because we are not our of the clusterfuck yet, but if we do survive then that was the speech wot did it.
The speech that saved us from three further years of economic destruction.
That was certainly the turning point, the point at which the public considered the Tories to be electable and forced Brown to cancel the election which might have given him legitimacy as PM.
Let’s hope for another storming speech this year from DC – there are a number of good policies and ideas slowly emerging from the Tories, let’s hope to see many more at this year’s Conference
No speech needed. Just make sure everyone sees the video posted above – it will lose liebore more votes than anything the tories can do.
Can you imagine the middle class emigration!?
May the Devil preserve Brown until the Tory conference is over.
By then it’ll be plain as a pikestaff that Captain Cameron’s course for the Titanic is “steady as she goes”.
The Lib/Lab/Con facades cover the same single wrecking gang.
would have been nicer if he’d done the speech just after the election was called though!
brown was already misfooted that week by going to that warzone in the middle of tory conference.
#90.
No. Brown would have won that election. Labour were well ahead in the polls and the economic crisis which started in America and has fuck all to do with me, Gordon Brown, was only just heaving into view for the average voter.
Brown would have won that election at a canter. He could still have pointed to his ‘record’ of consecutive quarters of ‘growth’. Each one bought with 10bn quid of borrowed money. Just as he’s gearing up to claiming the recession is ‘over’ after printing 175bn quid to pay his army of public servants.
But one speech scared the shit out of him.
And so we were saved three extra years of such malign idiocy.
Phew! Close one.
Scorched earth policy. Leave it to someone else to clear up his mess.
Weasel words.
brown should be hung drawn and quartered for lying innit
Can we do this after he’s been impaled please? Thx.
apparently the scumbag said that he had never been in debt………
no wonder……….everything stolen …………
his face is a picture.during the whole clip he is evasive and uneasy……..
a LIAR!!!!!!!
A man of courage????????
how the fuck can he look at himself in the mirror?
if someone can tell that many lies and not be able to distinguish fact from fiction then he is clearly suffering from delusion.
WHEN WILL SOMEONE FIND THE BALLS TO SECTION HIM ?
Speaking of Balls, where is balls for brains??
He’s the one who advised Brown to use the Labour investment – Tory cuts line, so like any NuLab coward he’s nowhere to be seen when the shit hits the fan.
Yvette’s gone quiet too. Thank goodness for small mercies.
Y Balls on radio 4 1pm news prog, sparring with T May about economy, she was trying to knock the tories for 6 and kept inserting the words global recession, downturn etc., Global is her favourite word for the moment.
just a reminder
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-447205/How-scrounge-State-Gordon-Brown.html
This is the template for how he runs this government FFS.
Interesting Jonah Watch to note lots of correlation with how certain sections of Muslim society also square up their jihad principles with living above mum and dad’s licensed corner shop and claiming dole while they have a wink over vids of exploding IED’s online and wonder whether the 72 virgins might include any Jordan lookalikes or whether it’ll be wall to wall burqas.
All utter hoons. Thanks for the reminder of the abiding principles of the Chief Hoon. He certainly got into the ZaNuLab party with an empty bag.
Hope they get Susan Boyle lookalikes. God bless her
and yet more on how he ru(i)ns government:
“Vetting database will cost £200 million and create 1,450 jobs in Labour marginal”
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/6175514/Vetting-database-will-cost-200-million-and-create-1450-jobs-in-Labour-marginal.html
FFS fed up with them buying votes with my fucking money the utter utter bastards
So, hot on forcing us to keep rotting food around the house for a week, they want to leave yet more kids wandering the streets, on pain of humungous fines on normal, caring adults.
“Parents who do not register for driving their children’s friends to a sports event or Cub or Scout meeting face fines of up £5,000.”
Naturally, the proposed database will materialise cocked-up, late and over budget.
Brown and his minions have an even more fanatical determination to destroy every last shred of the fabric of our society than the slug which patiently negotiates the cat-flap every night has in polishing off any edible remnant that our cat has disdained.
Only the slug is a lot more attractive and far less slimy than this government.
138 thousand pounds per gerrymandered vote.
This is Gordon Brown s G-Nome, his dna . This is the true character of the coward.
He can’t see himself in the mirror, so he isn’t bothered. Simples.
He needs to have a word with toilets then
I would rather use a chainsaw to section him!
Debt ? Why the fuck would anyone need to go into debt when all your bills can be paid simply by filling out an expenses chitty for everything from lightbulbs to fictitious cleaners ! Debt is for the little people.
why is Moshe Dayan sat next to the Scot with the funny voice?
Par for the course!
First we had “I’m a pretty straight kind of guy”, which immediately told you he was lying.
Now we have Tory cuts or NL re-arranging. The chap is so bent he thinks he’s coming when he’s definitely going.
white or yellow?
meanwhile another brown cock-up is surfacing………
http://business.timesonline.co.uk/tol/business/industry_sectors/article6836138.ece
so for the next lie he will say that he DID NOT arrange the HBOS takeover with victor blank at a cocktail party…….
££££££££££ billions down the drain and not ONE SINGLE JOB SAVED!!!!!!!!
Victor Blank. Funny name, that. I suspect there’s a bit missing off the end of it.
So, for a chequebook and pen, can you guess what our panel have chosen?
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stein?
-enberg?
Thousands of jobs lost, silly billy.
The overlap between the two (head offices, branches next to each other, general insurance arms, other insurance arms,etc, etc) will mean tens of thousands of job losses.
The only job Brown worries about is his own. Period.
He’s obviously not thinking of anything else
and another nail in the lie of “rules not coming from Europe”
This is the origin of the Brown jaw drop at the end of every sentence; even he can’t believe the shite that comes out of his mouth.
Funny!
Yes. I have noticed that, too!
It’s almost as if his teeth resent being lied through, so are attempting to escape from his mouth.
The government have now ordered a leak enquiry!!!!!!!!!
Everyone knew you were telling lies Gordon. There is no point banging people up in chokey. The Red Book spelt out your plans to cut.
The leaked document is just more evidence that you have been telling whoppers for months.
How fucking dare they leak the truth?
I doubt if that’ll get far.Any civil servant who grasses up the culprit will be toast after the election.Power and authority is departing from this shower of a government like air from a burst tyre.
Lets have lots and lots more leaks chaps
The reason that they ALWAYS call for an “enquiry” is to provide a reason for them to avoid talking about the lies that they get caught in.
Methodology :
A) Lie, lie, lie, don’t stop until you get caught.
B) Call for an enquiry, to discover who leaked the TRUTH
C) The Liars now have a reason never to even discuss the substance of the LIES
(“I can’t talk on that subject, I can’t jepardise the conclusions of the enquiry”)
D) go to A) above, with a new lie,
E) Repeat as needed.
Labour are buying TIME, That is their SINGLE objective. Everything that they do buys them more time.
These fuckwits are doing everything possible to maintain the status quo to ensure that the final couple of notches on the cog of European membership click over and the ratchet locks the UK into permanent full membership of the EU uber state.
They don’t plan on winning the next election so they won’t call it until the ratchet has locked the door shut behind us.
Labour won’t mind losing the UK general Election, because the EU Parliament pickings are much better than the UK pickings, jobs for their own is what motivates these arseholes, never the interests of anyone on the outside of their circle.
- And certainly not the interests of The People.
They will do everything to keep Brown in position rather than risk being forced to call an early election by sacking him and appointing another unelected PM. This would risk their jobs in europe, which will be about the only employment that ANY of them could get otherwise.
Then, who cares who wins an election here, the UK parliament will be relegated to the status of a borough council with the LieingLabour fuckwits all getting cushy jobs plus massive benefits for themselves in the EU parliament.
Simple innit ?
Yes – but still nearly 1 in 3 say they will vote for that!
Maybe make the above into a charity song to get the message across- say it’s to protect the kiddywinks from terrorism
Wobbly good summation and was alaways on the cards. My suspicions became as far as I was concerned well found when manglebum returned from the EU now why would he do that. Perhaps because he now gets paid twice for ensuring our destruction who knows.
It was a strange mood but seen in contect to ensure McDickwad stayed in line not an unbelievable one.
Newlabour leaked it.
They won’t get jobs in the EU Parliament. Thereis no power there. They will be queueing up to become commisioners. Those who fail will get on one of the secret “working groups” that formulate EU policy. The Council of ministers, the Commission and the 3000 secret working groups define and order the implementation of EU Diktats. The EU Parliament has no real power, it can be over ruled by the Commission or the Council of ministers.
Of course for those who fail to make it onto the EU gravytrain in Brussels, there is always the Quangoes they built here, corporations they fuelled with billions of pounds of government ( our ) money, the left wing media or gold plated retirement.
Tough unrewarding life, these public servants lead.
Hoying up everytime I see the mental twat I’ve installed windscreen wipers and washers to my 103″ wall mounted plasma
I know what you mean Basterd, I get the same urge but tell me will windscreen wipers work inside a brick-proof cage?
Yes but while your at it get a bullet-proof plasma TV screen installed and take out the 5-year Force Majeure warranty at Comet, make that one year.
He says, “public spending continues to rise” like it’s a good thing!!!
Clearly on some other planet (I only wish he were).
Having been a public sector parasite for 99% of his working life, he’s got no real idea how wealth is actually created. It might as well be a fucking money tree in the garden of NO.10.
Or a money tree at the Boe
BoE
BoE ….better off emigrating?
Is that why he sleeps in the garden at night, so he can watch the money grow ?
100%. His Scottish TV gig was de facto public sector.
“Public Sector” Spending is merely a transfer of spending from the people who earned it*.
*Unless it’s borrowed money and then under the current system it’s akin to slavery.
Watched our beloved leader on tv at the TUC,hell he looked like the rough old friut cake he is,if he was a ship he would have been sunk by now,yes he’s a lie’s and he won’t go to heaven when he dies,which I hope is soon.
Mr 9.3% was a nervous wreck god bless him, someone asked him to spell TUC backwards and he kept blurting out CUT, CUT, CUT.
He’s a lying bar steward, just like Prescott was.
Nobody loves Gordon, no more! Can’t trust him, you see. He lies like a hairy egg, as the old saying puts it
How can anyone work with him? Fear or what could it be?
It would take up less room in the glass than a swizzle stick
Takes one to know one. Mutual lunacy
if you insulted Prezza when he was a steward he’d just stir your G&T with his knob
It’s about the size of an olive then.
Bet he wouldn’t do that with your cocoa!
I would have ordered coffee then.
The big question is – why on earth would he/they want to win the next election?
And, more to the point, why would the Conservatives want to?
There has never ever been a more bitter pill to be swallowed – why put your hand up?
Well for Cameron he can put his hand on his heart and say ‘It ain’t my fault’.
He can then set about trying to sort things out.
But Brown, and LAbour, cannot sort anything out. Because if they cut pay or payroll they’ll be admitting the overpaid and overmanned the fucking operation in the first place. they cannot put up taxes because they’ll be admitting they were running on borrowed money all along. They can only keep doing the same wrong things, printing money and further poisoning the economy and hope that something turns up. A fucking multi-billion barrel oilfield getting discovered under Birmingham or a million tonne meteor of solid gold parachuting from space into the home counties.
With Brown’s luck the meteor would hit the oilfield and wipe both out.
Liam Byrne would then spring up and say it solved the LDV problem and Mandelson would sue the Phoenix 4.
PASS!
“why put your hand up?”
For the pension and expenses, James.
For sale: Moral Compass
Hardly been used
Owner needs cash quickly
£175 billion or nearest offer.
I’ll take 100 quid off you to take it away and dispose of it according the correct regulations…
Does that involve ramming it up Gordon’s arse?
http://www.themoralcompass.co.uk/
maybe he is following this?
It says: Be honest
So, no, I don’t think he is following that…
Judging by the way he runs i’d say McDoom keeps his moral compass up his a**e.
So no ta.
This story will run and run- who did the leaking?
Everyone in the treasury put your hands up
Is it libellous to say that The Prime Minister of the UK Gordon “One-Eyed Scottish Idiot” Brown is a Liar?
Absolutely not, for it is true.
This was the same conference when Brown directly lied to Tom Bradby of ITN over whether Brown wanted Ed Balls as Chancellor
Here at 11:05 mins in
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8084571.stm
His moral compass allows him to be a serial liar, so it must be OK.
mmmmm – someones bum is on fire
Why doesn’t he make one cut – his salary – thank God he is not on perforamce related pay or he would end up owing us billions.
Come on Labour – if you want any respect at all then someone has to tell him to go – if there was an election between Bagpuss and GB I would choose Bagpuss. Come on Your Majesty – how many trillions are we going to owe before you do something too?
If there was an Election between Brown and Rigsby, then its a landslide for Rigsby.
Unfortuantly there isn’t an election till June, and all we can do is sit and watch this carcrash of a government.
W.W.
He’s Just being economical with the truth.Like all the rest of the Political Wankers are.
How can he be economical with something that isn’t in his vocabulary?
Fruity Gordy can always come away with me… i have space in my act for a drag jess the cat.
‘public spending continues to rise..’
OWNED !!!
Owned?
Obviously I aint down wiv the street talk, innit.
To be accurate, it should really be Pwned…
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pwn
This is a serious entry, yes?
sadly, yes…
Dear Jim,
Please could you fix it for me to stove Gordon Brown’s face in with a spade.
I’ll be very good for the rest of the year and I’ll even sit on your shell-suited lap and let you touch me inappropriately, as is your want…
Yours wishingly,
MisterE
OK MisterE, but make it our little secret eh?
Cool, whatever.
Spade first; play later, mind…
Spade? Kid’s stuff. How about a baseball bat with rusty nails hammered through it?
“Now then, now then ( jingle jangle jewellry ) would you like to suck on my cigar ?”
Shovels make a nice badoung sound when they hit someone.
Oddly enough “Jimmy” sent my mummy flowers when I was born (honest). Groom-tastic!
Do you have white hair, an exagerrated Yorkshire accent, and a penchant for outlandish jewellery, Tony? Does your mum look distant when he’s on the telly?
He worked with my old dad, so it is entirely possible. I like a good cigar too, although not the foil suits…hmmmm…
One of the best bits of entertainment to be had is to look at the Guardian’s coverage
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2009/sep/16/osborne-brown-truth-cuts
and read the comments. The sheer gall of Labour supporters in criticising Osborne for dishonestly using dishonestly leaked documents dishonestly is fascinating. If only these people could remember how Blair and Brown operated during the Major years…
Labour supporters? Marxist filth!
In the most recent Poll 15% of those interviewed thought Labour would win the next General Election by a landslide
Should we allow these guys to breed or indeed even go out alone?
They must be locked up
The government should text them every second with breath in/Breath out.
They are locked up
Was it a postal poll?
me an me matez fink brahn is well gud coz he givez uz muhneee. i fink wer’e the 15 prozent wot U sed abowt.
but i woz IMing sum of me frndz ere at the dept of traid+industrie and there well finkin of maybe votin BNP or sumfink cuz of the cuts.
Hmmmm…
Anyone else think that despite being within a year of the election, Labour might yet get desperate enough to hatch a ‘Throw Gordon under the bus’ plan if he doesn’t have an absolutely barn-storming conference ??
I’m sure Lord Mandy could threaten him with a dodgy story appearing in the newspapers, if a suitable ‘ABG’ candidate [excluding Harriet..] could be found.
Mandy and Gordo are planning a national emergency that will allow them to introduce legislation to postpone/cancel next year’s General Election sine die!! This will allow them to finish the work that they are so effectively getting on with!!
The legislation is already there ….
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Civil_Contingencies_Act_2004
Happening sometime soon to a town near you.
There’s already a national emergency but no-one’s doing anything.
They’re still trying to interpret the human rights act in case they might upset someone.
Swine flu anyone? Try and Google, Baxter, Toronto Sun , Avian Vaccine
Looks a bit dodgy, especially after WHO gave ‘em the contract for swine flu after they allegedly shipped “live virus” to Europe labelled as vaccine weeks after giving them a bollocking for their mistake. Easily done though as bio- security in those labs is famously lax. Could be nothing though.
Must go got lizards at the door and I look a fooking state in this tin foil hat.
Poor old Gordo, looks like he took his eye off the ball, Mandy is nowhere to be seen, perhaps he is in Russia looking for an 18 month old, blond haired, blue eyed boy to adopt? After all Oleg Deripaska owes him big time!!
If not possibles, he’ll be happy to settle for an 18 year old, blond haired, blue eyed boy to shag
I’ve already been down that particular passage.
fuck off peasant!
I have always told the truth, I have never told a lie in my entire life, that is absolute fact. Would I lie to you?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Gepeto.png
The only lie I have ever told in my entire life is this one.
The Cretin Liar paradox
I’ve been to Crete and they told me the truth.
This could be quite serious for the one eyed bogey muncher come the party conference. Especially if Harriet is actually scouting around for support.
McDoom is only keeping the seat warm until Lisbon is ratified, then Mandyslime and Cameron can safely depose him.
After all, once Lisbon is in place it matters not a fig who is elected to Westminster, as all the remaining power will be long gone.
Mrs Balls on Sky News now trying to rubbish IDS’ plan to get rid of the benefits trap, getting a hard time from the interviewer about the govt having had 12 years to sort this out and that the Evil Tories will make drastic cuts in pubic services…
Stupid bint.
can someone send a hairdresser to the cooper / balls house asap.
I’m available 24/7 with sharp knife and scissors.
I hope you’re related to Sweeney Todd.
Black & Decker.
Hedge trimmer. Sulphuric acid. Lighter fluid. 12 years of festering hatred. One ruined retirement..
“You sit down, Mrs Balls, when I’ve finished with your hair your hubbie won’t recognise you.”
Oh Gawd I thought you’d glued her mouth up. Should have known cocked it up again didn’t you?
I keep wondering if gay blokes fancy her.
Cooper – skrikeing on Sky now. Overyapped by Steve Dixon (titter).
YC – Ygnorant Cnut?
I saw it was nothing except blame the tories not our fault we wont cut spending blah blah blah i nearly threw up
Classic clip I thought , “this problem was caused by the previous administration”
Unbelievable !
so 12 years wasnt worth anything then ??
did all go a bit pete tong
Was she talking about Blair’s administration by any chance?
More pills I have been caught again!
10% real cuts has been clear now for months. Departments have been working on the assumption since the early summer. But the Prime Minister really, really, really didn’t have a clue. I think not.
The only way spending will go up in terms of numbers is if inflation does its work.
That is my big fear.
Really should fix the mortgage for the next five years then.
Tuscany would be good. Dordogne. Anywhere but here.
This is the masterplan.
Gordon will announce his resignation during the start of the Conservative conference, not the Labour conference.
Brown wont resign even after he loses the election.
The annoying thing is that if Cameron was caught out telling such obvious porkies, he’d be fucking crucified by the press, and yet it’s got to the point where Brown has told so many lies (remember the one about the polls having no bearing on him calling off the 2007 general election?) that it’s almost now being taken as a quaint and comical aspect of his character.
FFS…
I never said there would be a referendum.
Our troops want for nothing.
I am absolutely sure that Britain can be the great global success story of this century.
Every body feel free to have fun-don’t worry about health and safety or being sued, I am re-introducing Pram racing and tug-o-war; everything including village fairs, homemade fairy cakes and homemade wine sales at the church hall. Please send me your suggestions as to how we can make Britons feel good again.
News just in
Eddie Izzard has just been congratulated by Brown
What, for being a tranny and in constant danger of being upset to the point of committing suicide?
That may be just enough to push him over the edge.
Pray that he’s taking antibiotics and increased his life assurance.
43 Marathons in 7 weeks is pretty impressive. A high profile celebrity like that could get a heart attack doing that and wipe all manner of news off the BBC headlines.
Has Izzy really done 43 marathons? the only bit I saw was him running over the finishing line in London.
1 a day with the odd rest day in between and supposedly only having traind for it for 5 weeks previously.
Now he wants to be an MP (guess which party) the twat.
Run, Forrest, Run
Who’s Eddie Izzard? Is he another Brown Celebrity?
Oh, well, that’s sealed it for Izzard, then.
I wouldn’t bother going out for the next month if I were him.
No heeeeessse standing as an MP gord help us
What an ignorant, arrogant Hoon brown is,
The best thing to cut would be his throat.
I and my team are available 24/7, money back guarantee, two-for-the-price-of-one, take-one-get-one-free, bulk discounts, just ask Brad Pitt
The International Banking system has been running World Communism, since world communism first began, very possibly well before.
Get that little gem into your even smaller brains, and you might start seeing the wood for the trees. In fact, properly understand that this is our true reality, and all WILL become crystal clear.
The USSR did not actually fall at all, the same types of people who were more secretly running The old USSR, are indeed still running it today, albeit a little less secretly.
Since 1989 the powers that be have instituted a new plan for controlling the entire world to replace their old method. This newer system is usually known as The New World Order.
Only a very few people know exactly what this New World Order is going to be like, but I hope we are all started to get a better idea.
It is a system which is carefully and systematically DESIGNED to be a combination of western FASCISM and eastern COMMUNISM. The free-market was never free, and it is about to get very much less so.
The free market did not fail and neither did communism. Both have been instructed to fail at more or less the same time.
For to force a ‘new’ way of ‘doing business’ on the population of the world, a criminal psychopath must first largely destroy the old way, by conspiring to get us all feeding from the same pocket, or not feeding at all. that pocket being the IMF and associated internationalist banking and political organizations.
This has largely been done by cleverly getting virtually every individual, and ALL national governments into simply massive debt, that can never be paid back. This using media and ministerial lies, along with the even more tried and tested method that is deliberately created BOOM and BUST.
So my advice is this.
TRUST no one, not even myself.
You have no friends in GOVERNMENT, absolutely none. Their passionate hated for individual property and property rights, is only surpassed by their utter contempt for the common people in general. They have been long since conspiring to make us stupid, and what is worse, we are now more incredibly stupid then I personally ever thought possible.
We have willingly handed over the control over our lives to people who don’t give a monkeys whether we live or die. We are simply a number to these monsters from the abyss.
A number that has far less value to them then their pet hamster or Corgi.
In fact we are not even worth a string of garden runner beans to THEIR worlds REAL ruling elites. An elite power that selects American presidents and British PM’s like one might a whore in a Bangkok Brothel.
After all, do you really think the people that really rule this planet, would ever trust people like Clinton, Bush, Blair or Brown to run anything more important then their own bath?
These people/puppets are not economists, they are not even intelligent in any notable fashion.
They are ALL no better then half decent double-glazing salesmen/women, and we are the biggest load of suckers, to have ever populated this planet.
and a lizard in a pear tree!
Please explain why you persist in referring to lizards, virtually every time i make a comment.
What, pray tell, do lizards have to do with communism, or any other ism.
The International banking system has either been financing and therefore controlling world communism or it has not been. Are you sure that it has not? Why are you so sure, have you been watching too much BBC TV again ACO.
Come to think about it, what is there in life that you can be truly sure about. Do you know for 100% certain that your wife really loves you, or even that your children are really your own. Statistics tell us, that of those fathers that believe that they are the true father, including married fathers. 20% of the children are genetically not their children at all. That is one hell of a lot of lies that must have been told. Yet the poor suckers still must have believed the ‘lying tart.’
Humans can be very clever, but they all have a very stupid streak a mile wide, especially men with a less preferentially sized penis, or wallet. This is more commonly known as mindless wishful thinking, or trusting people or things that have absolutely no given right to be trusted, and many vested interests to protect. Like for example politicians, scientists, economists, bankers, journalists, school-teachers, religious leaders, and of course parents.
However, I still fail to see where lizards come into all of this. Do you have some kind of sexual problem going on somewhere, like not being able to get any from a normal human being?
If so, go see a vet or something, just stop going on about lizards, and start thinking for a change.
People who are stupid also make up elaborately over-complicated conspiracy theories.
Do you work for microsoft ?
Boy you got that in one.
“TRUST no one, not even myself”
Were you not told not to take Gordon’s shiny purple pills?
Atlas. Incredible but true. I could not believe the part international banks played in financing communism and a host of other similar regimes. Today ignorance is not an excuse. It’s all there to see – Google is your friend.
+1 Spot On,
Thank You Indeed.
If we ALL walked away from our debts – what could they, the lenders, do?
Does anyone like me find the whole thing very deppressing. Country up shit creek, prime minister and his government proven liars. I know politicians often massage the truth and some get caught out and resign. But this lot just beggar belief, they know they are lieing, we know they are lieing but McMental just goes on and on.
On a lighter note get a cardiologist for Eddie Izzard quick if Brown just congratulated him.
I’m just totally bemused by the whole thing.
We’re all depressed by the whole caboodle that’s why we are here on Guido’s blog. A bit of light relief.
Yes, but thanks to Brown I’ve discovered some excellent bottled beers and fine wines, and found a taste for neat vodka and Whiskey, too. I used to drink at weekends, socially, but in recent years I’ve learned to indulge in solo drinking at 4am. Hammered by 9am and back in bed until 4pm, then drinkies again! Thank you, Gordon!
I’m told the jar of artichokes will keep the liver disease at bay until Brown is shot/imprisoned/hung etc. and life can return to a semblance of normality.
can’t believe spent 2 minutes reading that BBC friend tw*t maguire’s latest article he spins
“But successes are also taken for granted. For starters I can think of the minimum wage, stronger job rights (THATCHER UNION REFORMS?), children’s centres (?), tax credits putting cash into the purses of poorer families (AND THE CROOKS AND MIDDLES CLASSES), improved deals for pensioners (0.5% INT RATES) and the healthiest-ever NHS (LETS BRUSH STAFFORD UNDER THE CARPET).”
but it did lead to this gem over at Red Rag, bet the workers are watching what Magna do very closely:
http://the-red-rag.blogspot.com/2009/09/gordon-brown-tries-to-connect-with-real.html
When Brown said ‘No cuts’ he was referring to taxes.
No he meant he didn’t want to go in the same way as Brutus.
When Brown says NO CUTS he means no cuts in the levels of misery that he inflicts and plans to inflict more of, upon every person that is outside of his bubble.
I am sooo glad the boy Gordo has finally managed to spit that word out. I was starting to think maybe he has a wee problem with it. A problem that a shrink (and a cold bath) might be able to cure, after a wee game of association:
Shrink: apples
Gordon: oranges!
Shrink: oranges
Gordon: lemons!!
Shrink: quantitative easing
Gordon: lemons!!
Shrink: OK Gordon, very good, now I’m going to try something different now… penis
Gordon: envy!!!
Shrink: cuts
Gordon: cocks!!!!
Shrink: gotcha!
Gordon: wha wha wha
What a relief our wee bairn is not secretly tormented by fears of alien abduction that would forcibly render him to the Jewish faith. Well done, my boy. We are sooo proud here at the manse.
He could never join the Jewish faith. If he did he’d have to face cuts of an entirely different nature.
Or maybe he already has suffered those cuts and they threw the wrong bit away.
Good day so far wonder who leaked treasury doc ?
Ian Duncan Smith had a round of interviews , most interviewers didnt know where to start , there a few bits that need some thought , but i think it has some potential to help at interview stage and should simplyfy system and stats, and generally liked his approach to helping low incomes , just a case of economy having some jobs for them , there a lot of health problems with drink and depression rolling into job centers .
Ireland going to put all bad debts into new goverment owned instrument ready for EU sell out .
CW says to his St patrick lovin chums , just imagine year after year of watching your flag get raised in Brussels on your special EU day , feel the pride ! and watch your country get astroturfed
Vince Cable needs stringing up. He is trying to say Gordon hasn’t misled parliament.
Yes he has. The evidence is everywhere………..
http://page.politicshome.com/uk/conservatives_trying_to_make_a_political_issue_out_of_nothing_says_cable.html
i didnt know he worked for SMIRSH
The main task of SMERSH was to secure the Red Army’s operational rear from partisans, saboteurs, and spies; to investigate and arrest conspirators and mutineers, “traitors, deserters, spies, and criminal elements” at the combat front.
That would explain a lot. Bloody Vince Cable. Always popping up on the BBC to give Gordon a soft ride.
Anybody with a name like Vince (YUK) and Cable needs his chain to be well pulled.
Preapare my escape sub
No Mr Brown, I expect you to lie.
what about operation quantative easing
Sorry mate we got cleaned out in 2006
Vince is overrated Changes tack according to the wind.
That’s why the LibDems are such a dominant force in British politics.
No. No. No. No. …..Cuts in public services.
In the welcome acquital of two teenagers accused of plotting to blow up their school – or what we used to call “daydreaming” – the jury showed a lot more sense than the CPS who, apparantly The “based much of the case on journals and diaries kept by the pair, which were full of rants against society.”
ooh fuck.
That’s us lot kippered then.
Ranting against society is now apparantly unlawful, so sayeth the CPS.
Wouldn’t it be nice if in the UK we started prosecuting people for what they *do*, rather than what they *say*? Remember when this was a free country?
Lucky for them they weren’t of a different hue, eh, Frank?
One of them wants to join the army and hopes that it hasn’t harmed his chances. I’d imagine he’s given his chances a huge boost.
Welcome acquital indeed.
Yep, the willingness to gun down the people of Manchester will come in handy when the state of emergency gets declared next spring.
I see the story about the leaked Treasury documents is now not even mentioned on the BBC home page. Strange that.
Yeah – odd how the BBC has space to splash that ex President Jimmy Carter thinks Obama’s US health plan critics are racist and can’t find any space that to discuss the proof that Gordon misled parliament.
Thats our lovely old state broadcaster for you.
Shocking how some people can’t use the ‘possessive S’. At least the Greengrossing Community give’s it a brave stab.
“That’s” isn’t a possessive s. It’s short for “that is”.
The USA is well fucked, letting a part negroid twat into the White (Black) House.
I note the BBC news website has a headline (buried, if that’s not an oxymoron), “Osborne: Brown misled MPs on cuts”.
I also note the article’s full of that BBC News speciality; one-sentence paragraphs. Including one starting with ‘And’.
And one starting with ‘But’.
But then they are a socialist broadcaster.
Written by retards, for retards. At huge cost.
Your way.
Or the Heming way.
That has to be the fastest mod removal ever !! No swearing as well
my appologies its back now
You are all missing the point. Gordon Brown has been entirely clear on this issue.
When Gordon Brown said that there would be no return to boom and bust under a Labour government, what he actually meant was there would be no return to Tory boom and bust under a Labour government.
Likewise, when he said that the Labour government would not cut public spending, he meant there will be no Tory cuts under a Labour government. The positions of the two parties could not be clearer.
As we know, Labour cuts are quite different to Tory cuts: Labour cuts are aimed at hard-working families, whereas Tory cuts are designed to hurt the most vulnerable in society.
Exactly. That would be like mixing up your apples with your oranges.
You’re not a real Greengrocer – where are the random apo’strophes?
You are Dolly Draper and I claim my £5 ;o)
The only person not bothered by the lying is Brown himself.
Every decent human being understands that dishonesty is a bad thing.
Not Brown. It doesn’t trouble him in the slightest. He knows that we know he’s a liar, but unlike normal people, he couldn’t care less.
All that is important to him is to be able to call himself Prime Minister. Because you see he deserves the job. It was promised to him by Tony. Brown will lie, cheat, steal… anything to keep a grasp on power. Everyone and everything else can go to hell.
The man is a complete nutcase and will have to be dragged from his office kicking and screaming
Can you imagine the complete lack of dignity he’ll show when he’s finally kicked out.
It’ll be like a petulant child being told it’s bedtime and doing everything in his power to stay up a bit longer.
Yes, it could get ugly. And very amusing.
Especially when he’s super glued himself to the door inside No 10
Will he even leave voluntarily, or will be have to get the military into No.10 to smoke him out?
Preferably send in a few squaddies newly returned from Afghanistan, who have lost a mate due to Brown’s penny pinching.
Future YouTube classic.
Brown simply can’t face the reality of what happens to him personally after he is finally persuaded to quit.
If he quits now he’s not at the tape riding the winner when the UK finally dissolves into the monster EU.
If he quits now it would likely precipitate a General Election whose result might derail the melt into the EU.
If either of these things happen he is unemployable, an utter failure and loser. So he must just hang on whatever, entirely to save his own skin and to ensure himself “an important job” in European politics with a long shot at the EU Presidency, this is why he won’t budge.
As an aside, if he is on the strong medication mentioned in the rumors, these meds advise not to drive or operate machinenary, surley under some rule or other this bars him from running the country – he should be sent home immediately as sick and unfit for work and medically retired – at least he would save some face.
I think it could be amusing. I remember Thatcher’s tears. I laughed at that. I laughed, too, at Cherie Blair’s petulant “we won’t miss YOU” jibe at the press. But Brown will probably throw a wobbler. Like chucking-out time at the pub. He might even be totally drunk.
On an even more positive note, he’ll never dare set foot in England again.
I’d lie to save my arse.
From Lord Fondlebum of Boys in the counties of Avon, Ayrshire, Bedforshire….?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6otJC1oO9A
stranger than fiction.
As I said earlier – most people would be mortified if caught telling a lie. Not Brown. He just keeps on doing it. He has no conscience and is beyond shame.
To him, it isn’t a lie, because truth is whatever he says it is.
There’s a word for people like that. And a special jacket.
Go on tell it like it is . What word is that?
cuddly, oh sorry, wrong blog
Marxist filth?
gordon brown is a tit wank with no penis he has no balls a fat face big ears no bum hole no teeth no willy and a hairy egg for breakfast every morning
The hairy egg is to help him with his lying.
I know sissy! I couldn’t do a thing with him/it.
Does anyone else remember a bygone era when if the PM of the day was caught telling blatant porkies it would be a resigning matter?
Shame that these days it’s just a matter of routine. Please can we have a system in which there are consequences for politicians who tell blatant porkies?
I can remember when the senate used to deal the final blow in such circumstances useually about the Ides of march time , but anytime in Sept is fine with my diary.
As Billy Blofeld mentioned above, Brown misled parliament. Mind you Tony did that loads of times, so Brown probably thinks its ok.
There was a time if you were caught shagging the secretary over a desk (or anywhere else for that matter) it was a “matter of honour” to resign, or whether you fiddled your expenses or received interest free mortgages, or accepted dubious party contributions; all of these were resigning matters, in an eyeblink.
This crooked shower have changed all that. The life of an MP obviously has too many perks to give up rashly so now they brazen their way out and “move on” after “closure”.
Yep. Happy days those.
But Labour have got away with it for years now. The morons of this country voted Blair back in after he’d been caught red-handed regarding the invasion of Iraq. Just about the biggest deception in recent memory.
I wish New Labour a long and painful death for all the misery they’ve caused. May they never get a sniff of power for a 100 years.
At least the Tories used to go when they’d been caught sh*gging their secretaries. That seems like small beer compared to the reprehensible scum in office now.
Shagging your secretary is perfectly acceptable and indeed normal behaviour.
Consensual sex between adults is legal and immensly enjoyable.
Unless it’s with John Prescott. Allegedly.
…and the opposition don’t even bother to call for his head.
The 2nd opposition even adds his pants in for extra fire.
As one of the World’s leading economists he was being economical with the truth and as the West’s great statemen he was stating that there would be no cuts, although there4 may of course be slightly negative growth.
The real question people should be asking is not about when Gordon lied but if the man has ever told the truth!!
http://newslion.blogspot.com/
The election debate by the party leaders is going to be a farce.
The only way it will have any meaning is if Brown is strapped to a chair and forcibly administered truth serum or alternatively, forced to wear a sign round his neck saying
LIAR.
Exactly. Brown has no problem lying to the public and to parliament and even when confronted with irrefutable evidence of his lies, he takes no notice whatsoever and does it over and over again.
Lying on a televised debate won’t pose any problem at all.
And I say to the people of Britain:
“The new government I will lead belongs to you.
I will work hard for you.
I shall always try my utmost.
I am ready to serve. ”
Hopefully when he is bounced out of Parliament at the next election then he will still be ready to serve – at McDonald’s. Come on Kirkcaldy – vote for anyone but him next year.
You forgot:
‘getting on with job’
There have been rumours around for a while about a massive SNP campaign in Kirkcaldy and Cowdenbeath at the election, possibly with the other parties’ support, to ensure that Broon the Hoon becomes the only sitting PM since the war to lose his own seat…
Please God let this be true
fraudster is more apt
It’s easy, really, isn’t it?
Gordon Brown = Liar, liar, liar! Hopefully, this really is the end of this indescribably awful nation threatening government.
Don’t bank on it. Removal of the head or a stake through the heart is the only way to be sure.
No matter what Brown does, lots of cret.. sorry.. people will still vote Labour. He can lie, cheat, whatever – as long as the handouts keep coming.
THERE WILL BE NO MORE BOOM AND BUST
JUST F***** BUST YA BASSTARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wednesday, 28 January 2009
No More Boom and Bust
As the IMF state that we are in the shit big time, thought it apposite to remind everyone that Gordon has done away with boom and bust.
1) Tony Blair: 1997 Conference Speech
“I want this to be the New Labour Government that ended Tory boom and bust forever.”
2) Gordon Brown: July 1997
“Today, the Bank of England has agreed with me that, if we are to prevent the cycle of boom and bust, inflationary pressures in the economy, which the previous Government negligently failed to tackle, must be brought under control ”
3) Gordon Brown: November 1997
“I am satisfied that the new monetary policy arrangements will deliver long-term price stability, and prevent a return to the cycle of boom and bust.”
4) Gordon Brown: April 1998
“We will not return to the stop-go, boom-bust years which we saw under the Conservatives. ”
5) Gordon Brown: May 1998
“The Government have put in place policies to deliver that objective and are determined to avoid a return to boom and bust.”
6) Gordon Brown: June 1998
“rigorous financial discipline that, together with monetary stability, ends once and for all the boom and bust that for 30 years has undermined stability ”
7) Tony Blair: February 1999
“Moreover, for decades we have been prone to far greater swings in the economic cycle than our continental counterparts. It has been boom and bust….Under this Government, there is an entirely new framework for economic management in place ”
8) Ruth Kelly: November 1999
“The Government have rejected the boom and bust of the Conservative party ”
9) Tony Blair: November 1999
“We have the best chance of ending boom and bust in years.”
10) Gordon Brown: November 1999
“Indeed, Britain was set to repeat the old, familiar cycle of boom and bust. Since then, we have created and rigorously adhered to a new framework of modern economic management ”
10) Alistair Darling: January 2000
“On top of that, we have a healthy and stable economy and an end to the boom and bust that characterised the Tory years.”
11) Alan Johnson: February 2000
“The Government’s first priority on coming to office was to secure long-term economic stability and put an end to the damaging cycle of boom and bust.”
12) Gordon Brown: March 2000
“Britain does not want a return to boom and bust. ”
13) Tony Blair: 2000 Conference Speech
“The first big choice: a government with the strength to deliver stability, or a government that takes the country back to boom and bust.”
14) Gordon Brown: November 2000
“Our approach is to reject the old vicious circle of the ’80s–rising debt, higher long-term interest rates, higher debt repayment costs, lower growth, higher unemployment, then enforced cuts in public spending. That was the old boom and bust.”
15) Gordon Brown: March 2001
“We will not return to boom and bust.”
16) Ruth Kelly: May 2002
“We must avoid a return to the days of boom and bust that manufacturers had to endure for a long time under the Conservatives.”
17) Yvette Cooper: May 2004
“We know that they want to turn the clock back, but it would be foolish to turn it back to a policy of boom and bust.”
18) John Prescott : January 2005
“Labour economic stability has replaced Tory boom and bust ”
19) Tony Blair: 2005 Conference Speech
“In the first two terms we corrected the weaknesses of the Tory years: boom-and-bust economics ”
20) Alistair Darling: March 2005
“As I said, there are two approaches—first, a strong economy, stability and helping families or, secondly, the Tory cuts, the undermining of stability, and a return to the boom and bust of the 1990s.”
21) Gordon Brown: March 2006
“I have said before: no return to boom and bust.”
22) Gordon Brown: December 2006
“Boom and bust is a term that applied to the Conservative years and two of the worst recessions in history”
23) Gordon Brown: March 2007
“We will not return to the old boom and bust.”
24) Alistair Darling: June 2007
SOURCE -
http://therantingkingpenguin.blogspot.com/2009/01/no-more-boom-and-bust.html
But he’s right: he has abolished Tory boom and bust.
And replaced it with Labour boom and bust which is a million times worse.
Well done you fat, half blind, brainless moron.
Oh, and don’t forget sleazy, corrupt, greedy, tax dodging warmonger Blair.
You mean Labour bust.
Boom boom !
here, that’s copyright, that is
Oi !
I said it first !
but we said it best!
Class !
I just thought I would remind people that, having seen so many leftist reports that it was thatcher that destroyed our industries, that before 1979 there was actually life in this country as well and during the fifties, sixties and seventies, which preceded 1979, the unions did a fuckin brilliant job of destroying most of our manufacturing. The labour government also went cap in hand to the IMF.
Just thought you might need reminding of life in britain before thatcher.
THE SICK MAN OF EUROPE! VERY VERY CONVENIENT FOR MOST PEOPLE TO FORGET!
A thin tissue of lies. Huge Steel and coal industry, machine tool industry and vast car industry great telecoms/postal industry great gas industry and the Tories smahed it all.
Jim Callaghan approached the IMF for an investment and the IMF were happy to oblige once they saw what a great industrial base we had
Did you ever drive one of Longbridge’s Friday afternoon specials?
I did, but not often.
pushed it mostly
lest we forget Derek “Red Robbo” Robinson and his cronies at British Leyland
that was before the end of labour and the creation of (Thatcherite) new labour
http://www.aronline.co.uk/index.htm?strikehardf.htm
That’s a great article.
Daddy!
Winter of Discontent (c) H. Wilson and Sunny Jim.
I know whats happening here. Remember at PMQs when he said defence spending would see an increase of 0%? Well hes just doing the same again, because a cut is in fact a spending increase that happens to be negative! So both this video and the TUC speech are in perfect harmony, and in true new liebore style a third way has been found!
If you cut me will I not bleed?
No blood,
No cuts
QED-Gordon does not tell lies
Is that like saying as on a tv channel last night a charity didn’t get any statutary money from the goverment.
I said as much yesterday on here; it was in fact a very well put together speech because it could be heard in two ways. Despite the MSM headlines Gordon has in no way said that “spending cuts” are needed or that they will happen; the McDoom’s very clever speech says that certain “costs” will be cut and that is very different.
The tractor stats suggest that spending will continue and that is what the unions told him last week they needed to hear.
This speech enables the McDoom to backtrack and squirm and continue to promise all things to all hoons. Very clever. For the terminally thick.
What he could say = “cut costs”
What he could not say = “cut expenditure”
A clever speech; you can “hear” what you like.
All of the MSM will hear/say he is going to cut expenditure, all of the ZNL faithful will hear/say he is going to continue spending.
Yesterday I linked to the transcript and nowhere, anywhere, within his speech did McDoom say that he would cut expenditure or expenditure would be cut (except, he said “by the tories”).
Clearly you can talk about cutting “waste” (who wouldn’t) but the man is still in denial about cutting expenditure and certainly there is no acknowledgement of any kind for the underlying core need for a smaller state.
Clever ? At being a weasel, certainly.
Just what the country needs in an emergency siutation. A play on words.
Was it Toemails who compared this tw@ with Churchill? My, wouldn’t Winston have been so proud of such a wonderful British Prime Minister’s straight talking.
Ahhhh I see it all now as clear as day, thanks for that.
I predicted that he’d say something just like that for the pic I made at http://ge2009.co.uk
I was going to change it to 0% after he came out with that one but seems I was right all along!
Don’t worry Mr Brown, soon there will be no evidence that you said any of those things.
It’s something to do with perception. Brown’s is slightly different to everyone elses He sees lies as truth the rest of us just know that lies are downright lies.
Funny that!
2 pm News Channel – not a dickie bird
1 Employment
2 HPA re eColi
3 Manchester Teenagers – Court Decision
4 Renault F1
2:22 pm still not a dickie – easy ain’t it
Sack the bastards I say
It’s just come on the BBC Channel
BBC switches the story from – PM LIES – to TORIES HAVE TO ANSWER THE QUESTIONS
Even Lib Dem V Cable – rather than having a go at GB says “the Tories have fot to grow up” – If he’d been given the email – rather than the Tories – he too would be attacking GB
Sack the BBC staff indeed
I’d punch both Cable & Brown in the face!
You don’t expect the truth from Pravda do you,I’ve stopped going to Pravda for the news and even the weather ages ago,I want to see Pravda sold off in little pieces on EBAY,it can’t be fixed unless you sack the whole lot of the left wing tossers.
Pravda-TV is useful for looking up what the extreme left are talking about amongst themselves.
Napalm.
Only way to be sure.
All these problems will go away if you stop paying the licence fee and have nothing to do with the BBC.
You know it makes sense.
All the frustration and fury is removed, you get true and accurate news from looking at a variety of different sources and you stop funding the BBC’s cocaine habit.
Yes, and you get harassed for not having a licence whether or not you have a tv. Guilty until proved innocent.
And, if you do have a tv for watching DVDs and videos or just because you don’t want to chuck it out in case you want to resume watching in some post-BBC age (we can only dream), then you better not have any means of receiving a signal or you will likely end up in front of the beak if Pravda’s enforcers get their way. That includes a tv card in your computer in their book.
British Chamber of Commerce: Unemployment set to continue rising to over 3 million
http://www.politics.co.uk/opinion-formers/press-releases/employment/british-chamber-of-commerce-unemployment-set-to-continue-rising-to-over-3-million-$1327610$1285171.htm
As before though it will get there when the Tories are in despite there best efforts in the short space of time they have to prevent it.
Labour cnuts will then scream this for years (as they have done for the last 12 years) 3 million unemplyed under the Tories.
There was 3 million last time and there will be 3 million this time but the cause is precisely the same
THE LABOUR PARTY
LOL!
Harperson’s cronies try to redact Margaret Thatcher and get spotted!
Celebrating Women In Power.
But they remembered to insert Diane Abbott! Nope, you could not make this up…
..and Uddin!
Yes, hi, I’m still here. Or there. Or somewhere. But not in the cramped cell I belong in!!! No way. You see, I’m the one who gets away!
Love,
Baroness B xxxx
Only as far as Maidstone?
Im awaitin’ Jacgui Smith, innit.
ARE YOU RACIST?
To Mandlescum 289.
Is it compulsory? I’m not a homophobe, if that helps. Any chance of your utterly crap department of state responding to any of my emails regarding a business matter? I’ve waiting the required 14 days (twice) and my VAT bill is pending (juicy one, your Treasury idiots will be keen on it coming in).
Why do I bother?
Asked whether the “Women in Power: Milestones” list, which is on the Equalities Office website, was an example of party political bias in a government document, he said: “There really isn’t much more to say about this.”
Then the answer was: Yes. It WAS an example of political bias and I’d like to throttle the fools who put me in this position.”
When You Are A Desperate, Powerless, Lying, Headline Grabbing Shower Of Shit ! You Can Apoint Any No Hoper To Any Position As A Headline Grabbing “Token Jesture” The Dreggs Of British Politic’s Are About To Be NO MORE ! BE GONE WITH YOU !
Oh come on apart from the fact that Thatcher is quite clearly the MOST powerful woman by virtue of her position and therefore the BEST example of the message they are trying to put across, it was an understandable “oversight” by those concerned. Then again maybe it was JUST ANOTHER FUCKING EXAMPLE OF THIS SHOWER OF SHIT WITH AN AGENDA TRYING TO RE WRITE HISTORY TO SUIT THEIR OWN FUNDAMENTALIST AND EXTREMIST DOGMAS !
LOL indeed!
So they compiled a list of women in power, but failed to mention by name
the only woman in history
to have been holder of the highest elected office .
And thought no-one would notice!!!
Mucking Fuppets of the highest order
Look at the deranged, hate filled, twisted Scotch mental squirming as Nelson lays on the reality.
The next election: Economic reality versus Labour lies
I have never felt so much hate and revulsion for anyone before. He is literally pulling the strands of this country apart with his grubby, chewed, spiteful fingers, Britain is being turned into the psychopathological engram of Brown’s fragmented, asocial dysmentation. A map of his mind would look like a Harare suburb after a fire.
A leader who does not have the support of his people is not a leader, he is a tyrant, pure and simple.
Some tyrants in history have managed to do some good, despite being unpopular. Not this one.
just shoot the bastard, enough already! And don’t forget the big bitch too!
Beautifully put
The Scotch wretch has however achieved one feat.
No-one credible now believes the notion of unrestrained Government spending without reform, as a central philosophy of politics is a viable platform to take to the electorate.
Other than the professional benefits scrounger scum of course
That’s still about six million, plus all Labour’s public sector non-job clients and various other vested interests. How many votes do you need to win an election?
For God’s sake,someone shoot this mad grotty fraudster NOW
So Derren brown is planning to hypnotise the nation from Channel4 on Friday evening.
If he would just hypnotise gordon so that forever more gordon was only able to tell the truth that would be entertaining enough for me.
Trouble is even if he told the truth we wouldn’t believe him anymore.
I’d rather he hypnotised McDoom into taking a blindfold walk on Beachy Head.
Half a blindfold would suffice !
In labour, there’s no such thing as a lie, there’s only a “change of policy due to reasons outside anyone’s control [all the americans' fault]“.
ie when they lie about their policy/actions, they wait until they’re forced to contront the fact that they’ve been talking complete lies, and then they say they’ve changed their policy, they never admit to actually lying in the first place.
Gordon Brown still hasn’t admitted that he lied about the doubling of the 10pct tax rate; he just says he was “hurt” by the accusation that he didn’t want to help the poor; he still won’t admit that his basic maths/logic was just a total bunch of lying shite.
Labour’s approach to eliminating poverty has always been to tax the poor to death.
give them benefits 90% MRT and cheap booze credit and a flat screen to watch twat factor
if they are lucky a job as a tax credit administrator
oh and a queue to join
How can we have a Prime Minister that can tell blatent lies like that. It is totaly disgusting.
Well done to Mr Nelson for having the guts to stand up to him. where was the BBC in all this . No where. and that is also disgusting.i
How Can Lie-Bore Cut Anything .When They Wont Be In Power ?
Why do you think he told the TUC yesterday that none of their members would lose their jobs – IT WON’T BE HIS CALL AS HE WON’T BE IN CHARGE
Gordon, oh Gordon you’ve taken us for fools.
You lied about Prudence and your ‘Golden Rules’.
You plundered our pensions and decimated our savings,
We’re fed up of listening to your ‘global’ ravings.
Blair claimed you’re a genius; he lied to us too.
The ‘British’ economy is in deep doggy-doo.
‘No booms, no busts !’ you used to shout out.
That was all hubris, of that there’s no doubt.
You bang on and on about your Presbyterian daddy,
Born a son of the manse and raised in Kircaldy.
Now how would he regard you, with disgust or with pride ?
Seeing how often you’ve stood there and lied, lied and lied ?
You stupidly think Mandy’s there to protect you.
Soon as he’s got a chance, he’ll quickly eject you.
The time’s drawing nearer, the Country is waiting.
Give up the day job; do some more mass debating.
nice one
Highly reminiscent of Masefield…. Charlie Masefield, – lives in our ginnell
Your puffy, chewed-up fingers have never rubbed a clit;
It’s your mouth that opens up when you try to do a shit.
You’re lying to yourself just as much as other people;
Your idea of democracy is to mesmerise the sheeple.
You won’t manage it this time though as revolution’s in the air;
Madame Guillotine awaits, as do the hags that harvest hair.
Britain ain’t finished ’till there’s no poets left. Well done keep it up.
There’ill be bluebirds enlighten over the fuckwits of Brighton
Stupid clown
Gordon Brown
Has a big fat head
everyone in England
wishes he were dead.
Cable’s argument for not chastising brown is
“I wasn’t misled. I think we all realised, who have studied government documents, that cuts were on the way,”
ie, he knew that Brown always lies, so he just ignored what Brown said and used the treasury documents instead.
Cable: don’t make excuses for brown. you’re saying that it’s fine for the PM to tell blatent lies as long as everyone knows that he’s a liar and ignores everything he says. That’s no way to run a country. Your argument of “the PM can lie, that’s fine, because nobody listens to him anyway because we all know he lies about everything” is utter shite. Your argument instead should be “everyone now knows that the PM is a proven liar on every topic he ever speaks about, so he needs to go and we need to have an election. we can’t have a PM that nobody can trust/believe on any/every single subject. If his mouth’s moving then he must be lying; we can’t accept that state of affairs”
And not just lie – lie to the House of Commons.
However much the BBC try to spin this, surely this story will have legs – the Gorgon has been caught well and truly red-handed.
Cable’s always been a windsock.
He knows nothing, and just repeats the last thing forwarded to him by his researchers.
looks like vince cable is trying to line himself up a plum job in a coalition government with labour.
note to vince cable: there will be no workable coalition with labour you dunce and anyway you are too old and decrepid to start dancing with the devil.
you will have a heart attack old man.
gordon brown cannot be trusted, he is an abusive person who uses and abuses people.
honestly vince, you really are a dim old fellow, aren’t you.
The Lib Dem vote will sink into single figures as a percentage if they hitch themselves to labour’s skirts.
Don’t know what Cable is up to; he seems intent on self destruction.
Vince Cable was once of course a member of Labour Party in a previous political existence, fighting a parliamentary seat for them.At university he had been a member of the Liberal Party and also flirted with David Owen’s SDP until they amalgamated with the LibDems.In the 1970′s he was special economics adviser to the future Labour leader John Smith who also was patron of one up and coming Labour politician in the late 70′s early 80′s – James Gordon Brown.
Cable has an agenda and is far from being a “honest broker”as he purports to be.
Clegg and Cable are dead ducks in the water. Cable has enjoyed the limelight, top political pundit on the economy has gone to his head. He’ll seek power wherever he can get it, like all politicians.
Nothing to see here, proles … back to working to pay taxes – we need more money so Harriet Harman can keep producing such sterling work as her latest report on milestones for women in power.
wonder how many of our tax millions this “report” has cost us all ?
Another comment like that and I’ll forward your IP address to the Equalities and Human Rights (Thought Crime Division) Office for possible referral to the CPS. Sexism will get you nowhere.
kept her in a job!
Just Goes To Show How Much The Lie-Bore Party Know About Politics PRE Blair Maybe They Will Try And Do A Japan And Alter The History Books ? Nothing This Scum Bucket Party Does Suprises Me Any More
NuLabour actually know quite well about politics pre 1997. The problem is that a large section of the public and principally those that came to adulthood during the Labour tenure don’t and only believe what they are told by compliant media orgainisations such as the BBC who are happy to peddle the Labour lies and as such are quite capable of re-electing Brown & Co for another 5 years
I love Brown’s face at 0:07 when he hears who is asking the question.
It is sweet lol
Plus the weird faces he pulls, odd movements, strange smiles as he listens… truly, he is McMental
All my lies are the truth.
There has been a zero percent increase in my lies.
Correction: “There has been a zero percent decrease in my lies.”
It’s not Gordons’ fault though. Have mercy upon him. He’s not all evil; 0.5% of it is pathological. You’ill see I’m right when we have the technology to study his pickeled brain in a few years.
In flagrante delicto, dear boy! Compliments of the season to Fraser.
This of course was the famous press conference in which his cabinet was falling apart before his eyes. He was making things up as he went along , who can forget his ad hoc announcement about Glennys Kinnock joining the cabinet to fill one of the holes ! How is she getting on by the way, havent heard her make any pubic announcements on her portfolio. Bet shes’s not as slow putting in her additional expenses “entitlements”.
Yes that ws the day Gordon nearly imploded live on air. Such was the catastrophe thaMandy aided and abbeted by Harman, hastily cobbled together a big hug meeting for Brown over that weekend at some venue in Londons East End. It was simply a wankfest of Labour drones telling Gordon how great he was. It was pathetic.It was the end. Goodbye.
Better Hope Neil Dosen’t Catch Brown “Filling One Of Her Hole’s” !
That’s unlikely.
I do wish you would choose a name instead of being Anon. There are many Anons
Some write rubbish IMNSHO and you don’t! It is hard to pick out one from t’other.
you can identify me as the content of my postings generally involve exposing this government as being a bunch of useless fucktards . But then again on reflection thats the view of millions of others !
Hat tip Marquee Pb.com
Izzard’s “completing 43 marathons in 51 days” is fair penance for having given £10k in donations to the Labour Party.
J K Rowling will have to push a pea up Mount Everest with her nose as hers.
by Marquee Mark September 16th, 2009 at 1:30 pm
By the look of him at the finish he looked as if the only marathon he’d been on was a pie munching one. The fat shirt lifting bastard
Ian Rankin is another one. He has donated money publicly to the Labour party.
I have a collection of his books which I will give free to any Conservative Association having a book/ jumble sale.
Bonfire night coming up. Share them with the community.
Feed the plants with delicious CO2, rather than provide him with advertising.
Is that Ian “Uptown Top” Rankin?
Hats off to eddie, at least he has walked the walk( or run the run as the case may be) being not just another jumped up celeb spouting platitudes to gain maximum publicity for the next album//show/movie/book !
O/T but does anyone know when Gordon visited Godstone Farm? Based on what happened there he obviously must have done so, goes without saying.
It all started in Scotland.
Of course he could be referring to cuts of 0%, or is this the end of boom. It may even be a new “Gold Rule” as the gold plating fell of the last one!!
Reality is a concept that appears to be unheard off, and the public are taken as fools who will believe everything they are told by the “great” leader
The geezer who called out in the US Congress, interrupting Obama, ‘You lie’ (in my view wrongly)… we could have done with him in that press conference in the video… I watched and listened to Frazer Nelson’s questioning and the Gorgon’s wriggling with amazement…
On second thoughts, some press dude should have come in with a follow up to Frazer’s Q… The PM was getting really rattled.
Looking back on it now, as our silly-billy heir to the throne would put it…
“It really is appalling!…”
Liar! Liar… Nappy’s on fire!
When I think of Labour I always think “cuts” – oh, I’ve missed out the “n”
It wasn’t a lie because it was a prediction. I object far more to Brown’s sheer fathomless incompetence than his lying. All politicians lie. Mostly you can work out what they really mean. Most of them, however, have a degree of skill and are capable of listening even if they have to present of facade of omniscience.
But could Brown tell the truth to save his own skin ? I’ll believe it only when I see it.
Brown and the whole of his Marxist cabal are very accomplished liars, trained in the art of doublespeak.
Ultimately it falls to Cameron, and Cameron alone, to deliver the mortal blows.
Dear BBC
Please can you conduct more interviews with Gordon Brown, Peter Mandelson, Yvette Cooper and Ed Balls.
We do so love the effect these four have on our poll ratings.
Yours respectfully
You forgot to add Harman, especially Harman as she represents the nightmare future senario !!!
yvette was on bbc radio at lunchtime.
it really is depressing how such an ugly moron like her can earn and of course steal hundreds of thousands of pounds when her only talent is to repeat attacks on the tories.
we,the people of the uk ,deserve better than thick tossers like her and all the other repugnant labour party…..
left to their own devices they would all be unable to run a piss up in a brewery.
It was notible that Neilson was asking what was GOING to happen and the liar Brown replied with what HAD happened.
The sort of infantile evasion you would expect from a child.
The next stage will see the PM holding his hands over his eyes, as a child does to make us think we cannot see the bad it has done.
The point being, Gordon tells lies. We know that, what the country wants to know is, does he know, that we know, that he’s lying. Answers on the back of a stamp please.
TUC CUT
They’re all unctuous, or an anagram thereof.
I have cracked it, not only is Gordon suffering from clinical depression or some form of anxiety disorder he is also schizophrenic. One of the key symptoms is disorganized speech and thinking with significant social or occupational dysfunction.
According to the oracle of information that is Wikipedia “The disorder is thought to mainly affect cognition, but it also usually contributes to chronic problems with behavior and emotion. People with schizophrenia are likely to have additional (comorbid) conditions, including major depression and anxiety disorders”
It’s time for one of the Gordons (I assume there is only two – there may be more) to come clean and admit it.
It is quite possible that Lord Mandy is Gordons therapist (would explain why he has Gordons ear) and is slipping him the pills to control his Jekyll & Hide personality.
Hyde and Hyde, surely ?
I’d like to know what mandy is really doing supporting gordon the loser. Mandy always has ulterior motives and devious plans for benefitting himself.
What is he getting out of this in the long term? – he knows gordon is going to lose the next election because he recently told friends that ‘gordon has painted them into a corner.’
I disaree Gordon has not painted them into a corner, he’s taken them to the edge of a cliff….
Nell, Mandy is driven by his former paymasters at the EU. He was brought in to stop the challenge to Brown, as the necessary election could have let the Tories in with their referendum promise.
As soon as Lisbon is ratified Mandy will let Broon go to the wolves
Nell, longer reply in the “queue” but Mandy only cares about keeping Broon in No.10 for long enough to see Lisbon ratified…
Rat-Ified.
Oh dear it just does not get any better for Mr Broon
“Brown faces humiliation as EU is poised to force break up of Lloyds Halifax superbankBy A takeover deal brokered by Gordon Brown which led to the collapse of Lloyds Banking Group could be broken up by the European Commission as a penalty for taking state aid, it was revealed today.”
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1213923/Brown-faces-humiliation-EU-poised-force-break-Lloyds-Halifax-superbank.html
‘Cut off even in the blossoms of my sin
Unhousel’d , dissappointed, unanel’d
No reckoning made but sent to my account
With all my imperfections on my head:
O! horrible, O! horrible, most horrible!
If thou hast nature in thee, bear it not.
Shakespeare, Hamlet.
Unanel’d ? well I feel well and truly shafted. Bet theres lots of good ones in Macbeth, the Scottish play, is this a dagger I see before me the handle toward my hand, Will certainly knew a thing or two.
ConHome have a Credibility Test running today, between Gordon Brown and Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf, the former Iraqi Information Minister.
Who’s the biggest liar??
http://conservativehome.blogs.com/centreright/2009/09/whos-more-credible-gordon-brown-or-the-former-iraqi-information-minister.html
At least comical ali made us laugh!
Comical ali had what I call the Likeability factor, whereas Brown….
It has to be ole comical by a country mile, he is a paragon of reliability compared to Brown.
Some time in 2010 just after the election
As McMental is led away to the waiting ambulance he shrieks “NO NOOOO I won the election, I won it by a landslide I demand a recount, Nooooo I won I did, ask Balls”.
The tanks are just outside of Baghdad or in Brown’s case Brighton.
They are advancing on the Conference with Harperson, Johnson and Miliband already dividing up the spoils of battle in their minds as they formulate the future shape of Labour and the Leadership without Brown.
And to complete the metaphor.
Comical ali is Brown denying there are any tanks at all and that there could ever be a change of leadership. Brown insists that the brave backbench MP’s will fight to the last man to keep him safe till the election and sacrifice themselves by suicidally throwing themselves under an election landslide just to save his vanity.
I quite like that scenario does it come in HD?
Can we send him the bill ?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/financetopics/budget/6198910/Gordon-Browns-costs-of-failure-will-reach-256-billion.html
Can we will him our debts ?
The usual course of action in civil law is to gain power of attorney over somebody who is patently and demonstrably no longer compus mentis, however this does not seem to apply to Politicians in general and the Prime Minister in particular, surely time this loop-hole was closed?
That’s 2 to the power 38 !!!!
You need a 64bit computer to handle that size debt in one instruction.
Madness.
Brown announces a “fabulous increase” in his poll ratings of -20% “it is a clear victory for my economic policies” he was heard to mumble with saliva dribbling down his chin and beard(not the fake wife) before the high powered anti psychotic medicine took effect, slowly his words degraded from mumbling to his youtube voice, when he could be heard to say “but mandelson you promised me”, but alas Mandelson wasnt listening to the mental ones ramblings because at that very minute Mandelson was in a coma in the ER having been earlier stabbed in the neck by a furious voter and beaten to the ground by an unemployed car worker from Liverpool, the room silent apart from the quiet beep beep of the heart monitor and the laughing and helpless giggling of the nursing staff.
This is my little prediction for spring 2010, see? life is worth living isnt it?
cassandra, yes it is, isn’t it.
as I wish to see a hung parliament with independent members holding the balance of power I must say I am very pleased indeed with the way things are going in the run up to the general election.
david cameron has proved to be too weak to break through the 50% barrier in the polls and gordon brown has proved to be an habitual liar.
as there is no popular support for either party I predict that 50 independent MPs will romp home in the next general election.
FUCK WITH THE PROGRAMME VOTE INDEPENDENT
FUCK DAVE FUCK GORDON FUCK NICK FUCK EM GOOD
SQEAL PIGGIES SQUEAL YOU FUCKING THIEVES
The corridors of Tory HQ will be littered with empty champagne bottles come the result of the next election. The corridors of Tats hovel will be littered with discarded Kleenex as he squeezes one out at the sight of Ester Rantzen and Martin Bell at the count…..ooh Ester, Ester…..ooh oooh ahhhhh….AAAGHHH…Martin…oooh.
Oh well, two out of fifty aint bad.
dear reader please see the the above post to see the kind of c’unts you will be voting in if you vote for any of the parties.
they are as thick as thieves, corrupt and vulgar.
don’t get mugged by a c’unt like tissue of lies – vote independent instead
Tatty man, as you’re a stranger to the truth, I just thought I’d try to introduce you to a little of it, but I can see now that you are not yet ready or strong enough for this momentous sea change.
Try not to do too much wanking and eat all your greens, and you may some day be worthy to join the real world.
Ta ta.
said the coward before running away because he was scared that the great thick as thieves would smash his fucking skull in.
you cowardly troll.
A hung parliament is the best we can hope for. Independent mps would stir up the main parties, help to stop them falling back in to their bad old ways.
Fuck off goof ball.
I love you TAT!
Independent house of commons? independent elected upper house? Independent MPs?
That is what we need.
However, the BBC are trying to ‘move the story on’. On Radio 5 Peter Allen (the campest man on radio) when discussing the leaked document the Tories have said “who cares lets move on from that” or words to that effect.
Sure you fucking BBC Hoonz, you would wouldn’t you? Your favourite lying jock was caught out again and now you ‘want to move on’.
Funny that the BBC loves to keep bringing up Philip Hammond’s 10% cut which as we all know was th eLiebour scum plan but spun by the BBC as the Tory plan.
The BBC will revisit this though; they’ll be using the “those evil tories acted illegal and leaked official documents” line.
Acted illegally, say, like Gordon Brown’s interview posted here where he suggested theft of secret Civil Service data was acceptable?
It’s only illegal if the leak’s not in their favour; that’s the labour way.
They managed to lose the bank account details of every single family household in the country, but nobody was responsible for that either because it would have shown negligence on the part of a bunch of labour twats who were supposed to be overseeing security procedures, so it was nobody’s fault, and the fact that everybody’s bank details are now being held by some fraudster on a cd is just “a bit of a shame, but nevermind.”
Have they arrested Damien Green yet?
Dear Gordon,
How can any woman consider you to be a man worthy of sharing a bed with?
Anyone caught lying surely must have a flaccid penis due to an absence of self-esteem.
If a man cannot respect the truth, if he is unable to be honest, then the consequence once the bedrooom light turns off is real; he remains a “little man” if you know what I mean.
Even the position of power cannot overcome the self-hatred you must feel inside to be able to casually lie as you do.
You often talk of admiring courage? Does it take courage to openly lie?
Yours sincerely,
A female who finds your mind and your values, a real turn off. You are not a real man.
Since when did one eye like women?
Since Cherie Blair told him that he had to ‘change his ways’
Whatever could she have been talking about…?
Perhaps she got fed up finding one eye’s dry sperm in the back of Tony’s underpants?
I don’t think you understand.
He was also lying about the size of it, so that he could get you into bed in the first place. That was most likely the biggest it actually gets. This is the real reason why men who lie a lot, generally have small or dis-functional sexual equipment. They SIMPLY HAVE TO LIE MORE, or they end up wanking progressively more, then they already do.
Of course REAL men like myself don’t need to lie about anything, especially the size and performance of our penis. We still wank a fair old amount, but there again wanking is one of the few remaining worthwhile things about being a man.
We tend to use ‘word of mouth’ as our best advertisement, and our seeming ability to get-em, faster then we can get rid of them.
I could go on to mention the other only ways into a womens heart/knickers, which of course includes such measurements as ‘size of future or present wallet,’ and slightly less covert forms of prostitution. But you most likely have already had a heart attack, so it is best I shut up now.
classy stuff as usual
Sorry o/t but… Fuck Jimmy Carter. That someone calls a black man a lier should be automatically racist is fucking ridiculous.
Maybe young Jimmy should have been in the same car travelling across Dyke Bridge that Mary Jo Kopechne was in.
yes; it’s got nothing to do with race; it’s an ideological thing, not a race thing. carter’s a moron.
to the medium/far right, any plan to have a humungous govenment-funded/run health system goes against every fibre of their being, it’s got nothing to do with race.
It has nothing to do with medium/far right, left, rare, under done in the middle or off the fucking planet.
It’s to do with the right of an individual to call someone a liar because the person calling it, thinks it.
yes, but normally the americans are incredibly polite when the president gives an address. I’ve never heard anyone heckle a president in the actual house before; they normally do it outside afterwards.
I don’t think it was so much that someone called him a liar, I think it was that they called him a liar while he was giving an address to the house, the accusation being that they never would have done that if he was white.
South Carolina Republican
There’s never been any racism in that neck of the woods
“yes, but normally the americans are incredibly polite ”
So what?
racism was abolished and ended forever last november
didn’t you hear ? there is no such thing as racism any more
As was perfectly demonstrated in the recent court case re. Matthew Swift and Ross McKnight.
Have to prosecute a few white boys (in an attempt) to balance all the fucking muslims plotting to blow the country to hell and beyond after all – farcical. Am sure Harperson is very disappointed with the outcome. Fuck her and fuck all like her.
“The jury, like the teenagers’s college friends, dismissed Project Rainbow as juvenile bravado, on a par with their other scheme to travel to Alaska to live off the land, climb Ben Nevis in the winter, join the Army or run a dinghy service along the local canals.” (From Times Online)
I dream of travelling to Alaska. If I had the means I would travel, unpack and live there.
Interestingly Obama’s crushing condemnation of Kanye West has yet to be labelled “racism. I wonder why?
I think you have perfectly demonstrated there is no such thing as racism anymore all by yourself with that sub Nick Griffin rant
keep up the good work !
Nick Griffin – where did that he come from?
Is there any view left in this cesspit shit hole of a country that cannot be construed as racist, far something or other?
Are you a publicly funded ‘Health & Safety’ employee by any chance?
“Have to prosecute a few white boys (in an attempt) to balance all the fucking muslims plotting to blow the country to hell and beyond after all”
nothing Nick Griffinesque about that loony conspiracy theory
Times Headline
Teenagers Matthew Swift and Ross McKnight cleared of ‘Columbine plot’
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/crime/article6836860.ece
did you miss the part where the plot had fuck all to do with muslims ?
you think there haven’t been failed prosecutions of muslims in farcical terror court cases ?
you think this case wasn’t brought by the CPS ?
Harperson isn’t even on the radar for this
but your “quote” doesn’t even appear to come from The Times online perhaps you could provide a link ?
“The jury, like the teenagers’s college friends, dismissed Project Rainbow as juvenile bravado, on a par with their other scheme to travel to Alaska to live off the land, climb Ben Nevis in the winter, join the Army or run a dinghy service along the local canals.” (From Times Online)
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/crime/article6837096.ece
Page 2 in case you are still lost
(see MY quotes?)
Bomb plots seem very related to Muslims these days. It is rather refreshing that this one didn’t involve them. That they probably feel lost in the happy clappy New Labour UK landscape is not surprising.
I just blogged something on the stupid fucking CPS and retarded coppers who bought the case against those two lads in Manchester – http://www.frankfisher.org/?p=76
Please read it before I’m carted off for some kind of hate crime, but make sure you forget everything after reading it.
ta.
You are so knicked.
thanks for sourcing the quote
I wouldn’t have asked you to if I could find it which was the point
but you still don’t seem to have recanated your bonkers conspiracy theory involving muslims and Harperson or admitted that it was the retarded CPS’s fault
maybe you are lost in the incredible nature of your conspiracy and are just working out the minor details like a shred of proof that it isn’t the ravings of a crank ? farcical as you so rightly say
unlike the more perceptive Mr Fisher who knows exactly where the blame lies and doesn’t go off at a bizarre tanget ranting about “fucking muslims” thus bolstering his case
refreshing to hear from someone on the details of this case who isn’t obsessive whackjob or one of Nick Griffins little minions
http://up2.it/lies
keep reloading
Nice to see Zippy enjoying himself.
Meanwhile, following on from yesterday’s cameo at the TUC conference where “Gordon Pants from the Manse” hailed some of the members “heroes”
another real hero died today from injuries received in a explosion while travelling in a Viking in Helmand province.
I hate you Brown.
I hate him more. He’s a cúnt of the lowest order.
I think you’ll find I hate him more.
You are so wrong!
You got a way to go before you even get near my hatred of him and anything Labour come to think of it.
Make that two dead soldiers today.
I just don’t trust the MSM. If one googles ‘Gordon Brown Liar’ the return only lists some 231,000 hits. What a whitewash but nonetheless the accusations seem to date back a while with the results given.
try google’s pre-emptive search, ie go to google.com and type in:
gordon brown is
and the pre-emptive search pops-up up the usual “shit”, “a liar”, “a bastard” etc; not a single “is…” is positive.
do the same for:
david cameron is
and at least he gets “sexy”
Cameron is as much of a shit as the rest, Clegg and all the rest.
Local democracy is the way forward, parliament exists to ratify and nothing more.
If by that you mean local councils, you must be bloody joking. All the ones I know are incestuous, self interested groups of fascist little bastards. And I’m being nice!!
520 Local Democrat-If I didn’t know better I would put money on you living in and describing my village
“Harriet Harman’s officials have been forced to change a government fact sheet celebrating “women in power” which did not name Margaret Thatcher.
The Equalities Office “milestones” list names Labour politicians like Diane Abbott and Baroness Scotland.
But it did not mention Lady Thatcher by name, saying only: “1979: UK’s first woman prime minister”. ”
Re-writing history whilst they still can, the utter fucktards
W.W.
The list doesn’t mention Her Majesty, either.
Or Boudecia or Queen Elisabeth (I) or Queen Victoria, hardly worth a mention in the footnotes of History when compared to Diane Abbot.
read the full list here http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8259036.stm
Apparantly Mrs Thatcher is less important in British history than Baroness Uddin and Diane Abbott.
Tells you everything you need to know about Harman, she wants to promote equality, but only for people she and ilk like.
W.W.
And she was 1st leader of HM opposition
Public Sector staff, hopeless
to think my taxes will pay for that EO Officer’s pension
spitting blood
Diane “media whore” Abbott FFS?
Ben Brogan makes a good point in the Telegraph.
If the Conservatives have a leaked Treasury document outlining future spending cuts, do they also have one outlining possible tax rises?
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/benedictbrogan/100010129/has-george-osborne-got-the-other-secret-document/
Cameron knows the despicable man (Brown) he is dealing with
How can one not hate Brown and his cronies?
Cameron must play it very carefully or Brown will steal, lie, smear and claw his way a hung Parliament
Once in office (and power) there will be time for the Tories to sort things out
Quite possibly.
But it’s dangerous territory as both parties will have been drawing up tentative plans that they would very silly to circulate much as they are still keeping very quiet about the coming tax rises.
Both parties would much prefer to throw accusations around about cuts than admit they are going to have to introduce tax rises since they would rather their supporters were kept firmly in the dark about that coming bombshell.
When will Osborne be arrested for receiving stolen goods?
Most probably just after Broon is arrested for admitting openly on camera doing precisely the same thing
Osborne will soon be arrested for receiving swollen goods.
bugger off maguire
Even Jonahs Watch can only be right twice a day. Unfortunately,on this occasion,it needs more winding.
Parliament is STILL on its Summer holiday………..they don`t go back until October 12 .
There’s still time to change the locks, then.
The Bailiffs have got to start somewhere and soon!
Are they still farmers?
Yes, quite.
You know i feel your pain just as much as Gordon, I really do.
I am concerned about what is happening to this country, the debt, the problems with employment, housing. I really do understand.
But you know, I’m on holiday for another month so why don’t you just go away.
We’re making hay while the sun shines.
I’m coming in your field soon
I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him,
Your real name wouldn’t be Sarah Brown by any chance ?
p.s. I hate him more.
I hate him more
Yes but I don’t want to just kill him, I want to torture him slowly.
I want to pour lemon juice in his one good eye.
I hate him moreer
Anon, I hate him 60 times, is there any significance in this number?
Send for a plumber,another leak.
McBottler has always been a liar it,s a product of being in politics eg: how can you tell when a politician is lying,as soon as his lips move.
Hopefully when Cameroon gets to power he will cramp the style of the Brown Broadcasting Corporation.
What gives me satisfaction now is seeing old Bottler squirm,remember folks when he was second in command every time the brown stuff was flying he did the disappearing act.
Cameron is a politician too. As soon as his lips move you know something is up. What makes him any different from the shower currently in charge, other than he’s not?
He’s not Gordon Brown is he, so that’s a good start?
No.
It’s time to take control of the country back from the very lavishly remunerated, unaccountable and useless lobby fodder MPs.
When did you last feel you had any real say in what goes on?
There’s only one thing for it, you’ll have to raise an army with lots of guns, missiles and tanks by next spring. I’m sure you’re the right man for the job.
Are you offering the funds?
An army of people willing to put a cross in a box other than LibLabCon would change things,but why spoil the habits of a lifetime?
You could on the other hand look at the mayor of Doncaster for inspiration.
“An army of people willing to put a cross in a box other than LibLabCon would change things,but why spoil the habits of a lifetime?
You could on the other hand look at the mayor of Doncaster for inspiration.”
You could always take them to the polling booths at gun point.
Agreed. I’d vote for Hitler over the one eyed jock gay boy Nokia throwing Hoon. At least Hitler had two eyes and one ball unlike McGay who has one eye and no balls.
err No we wouldn’t….
Says who?
McStalin v Hitler.. It is a toughy
fucking Nazi twat
piss off to storm-front or wherever you skinhead gay-boys hang out
What Gordon really means once the bullshit cloaking device has been removed.
Would have been better if the video had been cut with 666 the Number of the Beast or For whom the Bell Tolls. Still an excuse for some Iron Maiden:
Iron Maiden need an excuse.
Cut to the quick by a Chris De Burgh fan.
Are you a lesbian or are you just communist and gay?
Just asking
No. Just twenty years older and a Groundhog.
the long girly hair
the makeup and tight leather and spandex
ramapantly heterosexual and not camp at all
Story on al-ja-beeba “Brown book breaks record in hours”
Thankfully Dan Brown, not the latest offering from our glorious leader…
Brown doesn’t like direct questions does he, he much prefers a set up like yesterday’s q & a with the brothers.
You got the host to pick three people from his list who each asked their meandering question – you know – something like…
“Does our glorious leader agree that the 30 hours a week our staff spend faffing around on facebook when they should be working is vital to the recovery of this global recession which was actually all Thatcher’s fault”
Why this was going on Brown did his usual odd smiles and pretended to take notes whilst Yvette sucked on a lemon.
By the time the third question was asked everybody had lost the thread allowing Brown to reply “Well, as I was saying to Obama…”
I tell you, that Sky debate will NOT happen.
Wrong. He actuallywill reply ““Well, as I was saying to Omaha…””
I think the debate WILL happen but I hope that Sky do put an empty chair in place of McGay and don’t let Mandy take his place. They should bring in UKIP or better still have Guido as a neutral to cross question Cameron and Clegg.
“..Why this was going on Brown did his usual odd smiles and pretended to take notes whilst Yvette sucked on a lemon…”
I thought Ed called it his ‘love lolly’
Here’s a thing.
We all know what we mean by MSM, or did we? I’ve just Googled MSM and found a stange kinda link, via guradian
Now who do we know: http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2009/aug/06/bangladesh-gay-sexuality
Hmmm
‘Saleh Ahmed, who runs Bandhu, stresses that the people it works with are not “gay” but fall within the looser category of “men who have sex with men” (MSMs). According to Ahmed, there are two main differences between the categories: MSMs have sex just for “fun” or “physical release”, without the emotional and identity implications of a gay relationship. The second difference between being gay and MSMs is that of class. MSMs generally have low-paid, menial jobs. Gay men come from a middle and upper class background; they tap into a wider, global gay identity and its trappings.’
well now we know!
you clearly spend a great deal of time searching the web for these ‘specialist’ articles and studying them intently
over and over and over again
Hmmm
we do know now! ‘wink’ wink’
Wouldn’t Have Anything To Do With Him Being Muslim Would It ? After All You Cant Be Gay And Muslim Can You ? You Are Likely To Get Your Cock Cut Off Or Get Stoned Or Some Other Barbaric Ancient Inhuman Torture In The Real World If You Take It Up The Chuff You Are Gay ! Simples. !
“Public Spending Continues to Rise”
should be branded on the mentalist’s forehead …
… just before he is nailed to the tree.
Guido for a minute there I thought this thread was entitled” c unts lies and video tape !”
lol Maybe, but after 574 odd posts there’s only so many ways to say Gordo’s a liar and we wish he’d go, before…..
o/t … Great work Gordon with bringing ‘democracy’ to Afghanistan.
You nasty little shit. You couldn’t organise a drink in Scotland if you tried you slimy nasty turd.
o/t … Great work Gordon with bringing ‘democracy’ to Afghanistan.
Who do you want to win you nasty slimy, lying shit?
What’s with the mod here?
Party for one!
You insignificant shit. You couldn’t organise a piss up in Scotland if you tried you slimy turd.
LoL!! Another barking mad fruitloop.
The poster equivalent of a tramp screaming at passers by while swigging meths.
I’m going to say a word that starts with ‘C’ and ends with ‘T’.
No – it isn’t a lady’s pudenda! I’ve never seen one and I wouldn’t know what to do with it if I had one. However, normal people tell me it’s lovely and is the essence of life.
No. I’m going to talk about CANT. It’s what I live my life by. It inspires me, and it’s the basis of all my speeches.
So now you know. I’ve shared a secret. Be grateful!
I feel a disturbance in the farce.
I’d prefer a dump in my face!
Well you know I exist but you don’t know me or what my meaning means.
No but I’m a cutter. Boom Boom. Er,Bust.
Attourney general sacks the illegal immigrant she employed
So is NuLiebour all about proving novelists stories of fiction?
Baroness Scotland is the token useless black. Other blacks are much more intelligent but don’t take bungs and prostitute their souls to the Gorgon.
Wankers!
She made it onto Harperson’s Women of History list
I vos not on ziz list darlink vy not I vont to know????
Whereas Thatcher didn’t
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1213977/Harriet-Harman-forced-acknowledge-Margaret-Thatcher-oversight-airbrushes-Iron-Lady-political-history.html
“Lady” Scotland Guido – another damn lawyer parachuted into government via nepotism, inept and bent. What else do you have on her? How did she find herself rocketed to the top?
I note she personally, as attorney general, approved the prosecution of these two lads prosecuted for a faux columbine conspiracy – had them remanded in jail for six months for daydreaming. So how did a silly bitch like that end up as attorney general?
She’s dumb as fuck and Blair/Brown are suckers?
She attended Mid Essex Technical College where she was awarded an external London University (LLB) Law degree.Surely if she was that brilliant she would have got into a decent university? Is it ‘cos she is black she couldn’t get into a decent place? Nah,it’s ‘cos she wasn’t all that. So just about right for Nu-Liebor.Hatty only managed York even though she went to St Paul’s Girls’ School. Second rate women.
You mean the woman that employed a Tongan overstayer?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/feedarticle/8711830
“To employ an illegal worker knowingly carries a two-year prison sentence and an unlimited fine. To employ an illegal immigrant unknowingly carries a £10,000 fine.”
No doubt the taxpayer will pick up the fine then?
some intersting background reading on her….
http://www.nowpublic.com/world/baroness-scotland-attorney-general-fraud-scandal-carroll-case
Trust us – we know what we’re doing.
Honest guv.
Fancy a shirt at knock down prices? – it’s one of Gordo’s hair shirts – he shit himself in it.
I’d prefer a shit in my face.
OT —Illegal immigrant for hire, hard worker, cheap and very discreet. For reference contact Baroness Scotland.
What schoolboy worth his salt has never fantasized about blowing up his school FFS?
Many I am sure, me included. Just don’t bring Muslims in to it…
You just dided Eccles.
“Well, here’s another nice mess you’ve gotten me into!”
The Attorney General researches precedents on whether to prosecute herself.
Look, the guy’s an “economic genius”, a “powerhouse”, the “clunking fist” – he’s not going to make some silly infantile error because he’s confused “less” with “more”, is he?
Are you talking Tory lingo?
The recent poll’s quite telling…
48% thought installing “literally anyone” from within the party would improve Britain’s fortunes
(for this, read “do you think that even a brain dead monkey would do better than brown” which is the gist of the question in the overall context)
but only 17% of respondents found an alternative to succeed the Prime Minister (for this read “who from the labour party could do better than brown”, which in the context was the gist of the question)
ie the gist of it is:
half of the people thought that a brain dead monkey would do a better job at running the country than brown.
but only a fifth of the people could come up with anyone better than brown from the labour party.
which means that there’s a large majority who think that brown’s worse than a brain dead monkey, and that the rest of the labour party are even worse.
doesn’t bode well for labour in 2010; what’s their slogan going to be?
“vote for our new leader [harman?]; we know she’s worse than a brain dead monkey but that’s the best we could do ‘cos we’re all sub-human in the labour party”
Maybe we should bring this guy back:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/1965569.stm
‘Vote for us. It never done us any harm’
No, but I suspect the electorate will.
Jim Knight … Newsnight @ 22:50 asked where the bulk of Public Sector jobs are coming from… answers the Job Centre employees ??????????????
Are these Hoons on Planet Earth ?
It’d be funny if it wasn’t so tragic.
Oh, the irony of it, and they can’t even see it. very sad all round.
Not the UK?
Old Nicky Robinson iwas doing his master’s bidding tonight on BBPravda newas by insisting that Cameron should spell out all future Tory cuts there and then!! Banker.
On the anniversary:
“Gordon Brown’s curse: did the prime minister kill Lehman Bros?”
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/2969215/Gordon-Browns-curse-did-the-prime-minister-kill-Lehman-Bros.html
2004
“I would like to pay tribute to the contribution you and your company make to the prosperity of Britain,” Mr Brown told Lehman bankers in London’s Canary Wharf . “During its 150 year history, Lehman Brothers has always been an innovator, financing new ideas and inventions before many others even began to realize their potential.”
[i.e. I know Sarbox stopped you guys on Wall Street but we are not like that in London, come here and innovate and we will help you grow, with a lite touch regulatory regime. FACT CDO market per capita in London biggest in the world & nu lab spent the tax raised]
is it any surprise that they went tits up? fuld and brown have so much in common
and we have to clean up
Just been watching Hugh Pym, another BBC lackey claiming once again that unempoyment is all the bank’s fault.
They just used this clip on newsnight… they didn’t seem to know who “the reporter” asking the question was.
Still, for newsnight they were not too harsh on brown as normal, but they did manage to not turn it into a story against the conservatives, which was nice.
Reprise, notice when the bass and strings come in, it sounds uncannily like Gor…Don.. Gor…Don. Goodnight.
O/T – Just glanced at the BBC news page: Brown book breaks record in hours.
What’s he gone and written this time? Not another book on Courage surely?
No, it’s one that someone dumped carelessly on a top shelf and it fell onto a pile of old 78s.
Still no sign of yvette sky news clip .
Funny old world as barry obama gets congressman who said “you lie” repremanded , meanwhile in UK PM liar gets whole agreement from press surley it must be racist .
What puzzles me is if Barrys policies are empty , playing racism will be held against them , funny thing for wise old jimmy carter to say when you think about it .
I’m not sure he nails him. If he does it’s only a retrospective nailing, and surely they’re two a penny in politics? I don’t know why you say “nail” at all. Or, while we’re at it, why you used the gunsights re Damien? Doesn’t it just diminish your – comprehensively executed – point, and make you look a bit aggressively repressed?
Time to call in Doug and Dinsdale.
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JONAH BROWN STRIKES AGAIN!!!!
Britain’s Got Talent winners Diversity brought their dance act to Downing Street when they performed for Prime Minister Gordon Brown.
The 11-strong troupe from Essex and east London are believed to be the first group to dance in front of the famous Number 10 door after they put on a show which spoofed scenes from Parliament.
Frizzy-haired dancer Perri Luc Kiely limped tearfully off after taking a tumble during their high-energy routine, but a spokesman for Diversity later said the 13-year-old was “absolutely fine, just a bit shocked” and Mr Brown hailed him as “a wonderful guy”.
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20090916/ten-diversity-dance-at-downing-street-5f8abb3.html
Dancing for the Jonah it was always going to end in tears…….
Arrrr I bet that made his day. Bless.
In Brown’s new era of openness and honesty he is make other other steps towards revealing certain “truths” that has been hidden for so long, over coming days he will reveal how it was in fact Brown who wrote the songs Back in the USSR, Day Tripper, Taxman & Paperback Writer – a fact he had forgotten until he “remembered” that he had lost his exercise book containing the songs on a school trip to Liverpool.
He is also checking dates to establish whether a school physics project can be identified as providing NASA with the critical data that finally allowed them to send man to the moon.
The nation is 1.4 Trillion pounds in debt. That would be the equivelent of travelling 1.5 light years per mile to reach that distance! Or about 1 trillion pounds per light year.
..or about 3 pipe-fulls of Red Leb.
Sorry I’m not a very good mathmatician but then again he ain’t either.
I was merely trying to convey the enormity of his debt. Light travels at the same speed that it would take to reach a trillion miles – 1 light year. Doh, never mind you get the point.
I might be able to help you with your sums.
We will soon be 1.4 trillion quid in debt or 1,400,000,000,000 quid.
A pound note (the Jocks still ave ‘em is about 12cm long or 0.12 metres
so 1.4 trillion pond notes would stretch 0.12 x 1,400,000,000,000 metres
=168,000,000,000 metres (168bn metres)
Or 168 million kilometres.
Distance to the sun = 150 million kilometres.
So if Gordon Brown has borrowed enough money to stretch all the way to the Sun. Where they would burst into flames. Which is coincidentally exactly what he did with ‘em here but without the need for space travel.
I might be able to help you with your sums.
We will soon be 1.4 trillion quid in debt or 1,400,000,000,000 quid.
A pound note (the Jocks still ave ‘em is about 12cm long or 0.12 metres
so 1.4 trillion pond notes would stretch 0.12 x 1,400,000,000,000 metres
=168,000,000,000 metres (168bn metres)
Or 168 million kilometres.
Distance to the sun = 150 million kilometres.
So if Gordon Brown has borrowed enough money to stretch all the way to the Sun. Where they would burst into flames. Which is exactly what he did with ‘em here but without the need for space travel.
I Wish They Would Send That C*nt To The Moon !
Ha fucking ha! Serves the little tosser right. Could you imagine Churchill or Thatcher getting some dubiously ‘talented’ inner city wannabees to gyrate outside No 10 for a bit of cheap publicity? Who’s running the country when Brown’s wasting time on this shit – can we dock his wages? No wonder Brown doesn’t know the difference between ‘investment ‘ and cuts of 10% as opposed to 9.3%. Oh he does? Lying bastard then…
The cost of unaccountable taxpayer-funded quangos has hit a staggering £170billion.
An analysis of almost 1,000 ‘arm’s length’ Government bodies reveals they are swallowing up seven times more money than a decade ago.
They cost only £24.1billion in 1997/8 – the year Labour came to power after promising a ‘bonfire of the quangos’.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1214001/The-cost-quango-Britain-hits-170bn–seven-fold-rise-Labour-came-power.html
Let’s hope the tories next year launch a ‘Bonfire of the Quango’s’
Regional Authorities etc – all a waste of space and just duplicating work from other authorities and quango’s.
If they stopped functioning today nobody would miss them.
‘Let’s hope the tories next year launch a ‘Bonfire of the Quango’s’’
let’s not
since it’s hack phrase that should tell anyone who’s been awake for more than a decade that all that’s intended is public relations spin and rubbish
you simply do it
you don’t make a song and dance about it with recycled soundbites even the likes of Tony Blair would cringe at using now
Quango’s are like traffic lights-you turn them off and everything flows better so long as the lefties don’t block the junction and they give way to the right
Brown lies like stinking fish. Trouble is he’s still the unelected boss. Balmy as they come, but still there. I saw an interesting video on 50 cal rifles on YouTube yesterday.
Comparing McTwat’s systemic lieing habit to stinking fish seems a bit unfair on the fish…
Everything will be ok when we have the new ID database up and running; until then it’s very difficult to know who exactly one is employing.
So the Baroness, a member of the Cabinet, has just fired her housekeeper of six months because she has been exposed as being an illegal immigrant.
The government says anyone who employs an illegal immigrant, even if they do not know their status, will be prosecuted. Is the Baroness then going to be prosecuted? Or are we about witness another set of double standards?
That rule probably only applies to private employers who don’t have connections in high places.
What do mean – ‘probably’?
Sorry-typo.
I want to know whether Baroness Scotland is going to be prosecuted under the laws she, herself, brought in too.
What’s the betting that nothing whatsoever will happen to her……..quite high, I think.
File marked “Not in the public interest – no further action recommended.Case closed”
EdB once tried to spin, when gordon ran the Treasury, that there was an occasion when gordon inadvertently told a lie in public. When he came back to the office EdB says, gordon was distraught because he was such an honest man, the lie badly troubled his conscience.
The truth about the man is out now – moral compass, conscience, son of the manse? A smoke screen behind which a deeply unpleasant and inherently dishonest man hides.
I think it’s worse than that Nell. He’s a crook and a war criminal, a chancer, wide boy and how our security services ever let him and his crowd through, I don’t know.
Dave: I think its worse than you think, and definitely worse than Nell thinks….His DNA needs to be analysed to identify the mutant strain. Then anyone with that mutant gene needs to be put down for their own sake, as well as the rest of humanity. Then the knowledge of that mutant gene needs to be destroyed lest it falls into the hand of Libya or one of the other new found friends.
…and, of course, EdB is well known for his honesty and truthfulness.
I wouldn’t trust any of them as far as I could throw them.
He was worried because he thought he might be found out.
In any discussion regarding events surrounding the Blair – Brown relationship, where there is any dispute over what actually happened, I would now believe Tony Blair’s version of events over anything Gordon Brown states.
Blair was without doubt winning the world’s biggest liar championship, but has been knocked of the top spot by Gordon Brown after Brown’s latest world class lying performances
Not a chance. Bliar was the biggest Liar this country has seen in decades.
He invaded a country and went to war based on Lies.
The Country will never forget that. Nor should we.
Brown’s been lying about the economy for years now.
But he’s hardly the only one as Darling, the “Regulators”, BoE, the Bankers and the City were all lying through their teeth too.
It was a house of cards and they were all happy to keep lying and spinning and pretending the boom would never end as long as the money kept rolling in.
Our debt based monetary system is the biggest lie…but that topic is taboo.
That’s what politicians do best, that is their profession – lying, then spinning to hide their lies. The better they lie the higher they cli8mb
Goddamned pesky dervishes!
Actually, there would be mileage in making all pols wear a tall fez at all times.
Wth an ‘L’ stencilled upon it.
Bliar was the biggest Liar this country has seen in decades.
He invaded a country and went to war based on Lies.
The Country will never forget that. Nor should we.
Unfortunately they did just forget and voted the Twat and slotty back into No 10 at the very next GE.
Wayne, Waynetta & babee Shane (of unknown father) were so pleased.
I need some help…..
Gordon Brown says : Labour will cut costs, cut inefficiences, cut unnecessary programmes and cut lower priority budgets!!!!!!
Yet only a day or so earlier Lord Peter Mandelson said: Labour always spend wisely!!!
So, if the Lord is right then Gord will have no need to make cuts of any kind.
Help is needed now, have I got this right?
Indeed you have, sad really. But that stupid fat cow in number ten is such a great speech writer getting him to admit that they spend unnecssarily don’t you think?
My explanation may help you; it is up there at 259.
What can anyone do about the BBC? Bruins biggest U turn not even on the website today!
Helen Boaden I think it is. Out on her ear and straight onto the stake.
Then Thompson, who should be given one chance to explain and witness in court, or face a full and televised trial himself for collusion with traitors.
I have been wondering what this government and its buffoon of a leader have to do or say in order for us to get them out before they can do any more damage. Seriously, we have a goverment that has destroyed the economy of the country and serially lie about everything even though they know we know they are lieing.
I know politicians bend the truth but this whole thing seems to be completely out of control to the extent that we not only have an unelected PM but we have corrupt scum like Mandleson making government policy and being interviewed on the BBC as if he is running the country. Which he is and that’s a big part of the problem. Time for the British people to say enough is enough. How can we force an early general election?
The only people who can *do* anything are Labour MPs…
But each and everyone of them is putting themselves above the public and the country.
Thats socialism.
More along the same lines of lies, damned lies and ZaNuLab lies:
BBC reports: “The Scottish Government has been forced to scrap plans for the £120m Glasgow Airport Rail Link amid concerns over public spending cuts.
Holyrood ministers said they had £500m less to spend as a result of Westminster efficiency cuts.
Labour said the level of cash in the pot would actually go up by £600m.”
LOL! The link is HERE.
Labour don’t like it up em…
I have just been barred from posting on LabourList – I think posting a link to this video was the final straw…
Tory Troll at Labour list is no more :-(
Oh well I guess I can spend more time here again…
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