Another Blogger, Another Scalp
We are constantly told that this will be the first blogged election* and it will change the electoral dynamic. Guido suspects that come the general election it will be the local bloggers who make splashes in local campaigns when the election comes.
ToryBear can today claim another scalp for the blogosphere – in a series of stories he targeted a Hamas sympathiser who had somehow managed to get a job in Brent North MP Barry Gardiner’s office. Gardiner says he “has always been a strong supporter of the State of Israel” and is a former vice chair of Labour Friends of Israel. Wonder why he dithered for so long over the firing? Guido took it upon himself to send ToryBear some congratulatory pizza.
*This blog story caused a bit of row during the last election.
Not first
The clip of Brown chosen by ITV has him with some sort of CLAW gesture, it’s not a clunking fist but some sort of feminine reptilian claw
Shit, David Ike was right..
Indeed. So it is now deserving of the sack to be against Zionism, a racist and colonial ideology. Anti-Semitism is bad, but now anti-Zionism is grouped together with it.
A disturbing day for this country.
No surprises to Guido cheering it on though. Let’s hope it’s not second rate bloggers they come for next, eh Guido?
Its Gordon demonstrating how he has us taxpayers by the bollocks.
Is that Tony Bear or Tony Bliar I can never seem to get it right I mean Blue. No I don’t what I really mean is until the men with the ability to admit that the War in Afghanistan and IRAQ was a monumental fu– up then we will have to wait until hell freezes over, or until we run out of money, Thats now by the way. So really hell don’t have to freeze at all. all this government has to do is keep doing the wrong thing and they will get the wrong result. Simple,s
forgot it might have something to do with the girly gene that is so prevalent in politics today. That whole masquerading as men has been a bit daft really when you can’t admit mistakes or go for a piss in a urinal without looking at every one elses cock
great, another palestinian ’sympathiser’ done away with. soon we’ll have a political system just like the american one where reasoned debate of the israel-palestine problem (effecting the safety of my children, incidentally) is so admirably and even-handedly conducted.
Thank God. That’s the real problem here. It’s just student politics on a slightly larger stage. That’s the one time you can hold stupid views.
What is it with covering the Middle East and the Irish Economy that makes Guido reach for his rose tinted keyboard?
Keep playing your roles, proles. Just shout ‘Israel’ or ‘Palestine’, point at somewhere far away, and all your worries about the shit piling up on your own doorstep magically disappears! And you get that essential golden glow of self-righteous superiority to boot.
Personally, I was taught from an early age to never get involved in other people’s family disputes.
Still being a zionist twat then Guido…
Fucking delicious!
As opposed to being a Hamas twat?
Guido’s just playing safe. Who can blame him.
…trouble is, playing safe has gotten us all to ‘here’…
Have I mentioned that the IDF is killing terrorists so we don’t have to?
iron lion zion
Taliban road crew gets “fired”
Outstanding.
Oops!
It was an Indian doing the wiring.
killing terrorists over there so they don’t come over here?
isn’t that just the same the childish lying publum fed to idiots by Brown and Ainsworth for the Afganistan disaster?
do you sup moronic government propaganda with a long spoon or feast on it greedily?
Thank the lord someone else that has a Brain that works past the mist. People should remember who profits most from trouble then they should understand that the economic model we work too is about smashing up then fixing things, makes people like me look good and helps the plebs to empty their pockets to be protected. its called protection racketeering. Its a win win. just don’t be a daft twat and believe it. Terrorists ha ha
What is a zionist, are they like violinists but with different instruments?
sort of Cassandra except one belives in meta physics as well
Close. a Zionist’s instrument is violence.
They wear cute little black velvet caps don’t they?
what is a zionist? hmm…. well, a zionist is a racist, occupying, sexist motherfucker who acts against the interests of the state of Israel: indeed, the warmongering zionists are more of an existential threat to Israel than Iran.
bush may have given the zionists a green light to commit war crimes but President Obama will not.
and while we are on the subject why don’t Israel and Iran come to a bi-lateral agreement on nuclear weapons?
simple, so simple innit.
and as we can’t afford to waste money on trident maybe we should make that a tri-lateral nuclear disarmamant agreement.
who said the middle east was an intractible problem?
easy so easy.
note to david miliband: pull your fucking finger out of your arsehole you useless fucking c’unt and get the deal going.
you are willing to deal with utter scum bags so dealing with the Iranians will be a peace of piss. you being on first name terms with the zionists will also help, they think you are a real mensche david.
Hardly surprising. Have you seen their neighbours? Let’s face it, you’re hardly rushing to live there, are you?
Tat sounds like that fraud Galloway.
you sound like that spastic phil the patsy.
Once again with the disabled persons insults! Oi ve already.
you are an intellectual cripple phil, I am not using the term in the physical sense.
you have the choice to not be such an imbecile but you choose to plow ahead with your idiocy, disabled people do not have that luxury of choice over their condition.
you are a cretin phil.
fuck off and take your false outrage with you.
what a fucking dick.
You resort to these feeble name callings too often tat. Who therefore is the intellectual cripple? Why it’s you nubnutz!
Look! Over there! No, not here, THERE! Injustice and oppression!
(picks wallet)
…Like Zylophonists – but without the ylophon
Strange bedfellows, the liberal left and the Palestinian elite. But I suppose they both hate America and democracy.
Nazi Fetishist Suspended by HRW
Last week we reported on the outing of Human Rights Watch’s Marc Garlasco as a collector of Nazi memorabilia. To recall, Garlasco has appeared regularly in the media, touted as a military “expert”. Garlasco played a prominent role in promoting the 2006 Gaza Beach Libel, which wrongly blamed Israel for a “massacre” of Palestinians. (See HonestReporting’s interactive Big Lies presentation for more on this story.)
Initially, HRW used every means available to defend Garlasco, including, as revealed by Harry’s Place blog, resorting to creating a fake “activist” with a Middle Eastern sounding name to post comments defending Garlasco on various blog sites.
also
http://www.hrw.org/en/bios/marc-garlasco
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marc_Garlasco
said the retard.
said the wifebeating raghead.
Get a room you two.
Dack, if all this political debate is above your head then please stop reading these blogs. Try the Daily Mail or summat.
hey dack, why don’t we get a room and bump phil?
No ta.
Tat you keep your arab fantasies to yourself.
shut up phil you fucking lemon.
dack, oh, so you are taken, lucky bastard.
I hope he is taking full advantage of the situation.
I fucking would.
Phil,
It’s yet more projection from TaT. He’s obviously quite stupid, and was called a retard all his life hence his drift into drugs and sleeping rough.
Feel sorry for the loser (but hope he pisses off).
I feel like giving him a saucer of milk.
your licence is coming up for review anticitizen and a revokation order may be in order if you don’t very quickly learn some fucking manners.
behave yourself anticitizen: I know it must be hard for you as you are such a fucking idiot but do try not to be such a tit, eh?
final warning.
comply.
or you will be exterminated! Ex-term-inate, ex-ter-minate, EXT-ERM-INNIT
said the numpty dalek
you are top boy’s bitch now phil.
you are dancing to my tune.
it is the best tune.
dance phil you bitch dance.
How about I dance on your thick head innit?
I comply with Guido, not TaT the Bottom Boy!
Aye, he’s getting a bit uppity for a batty boy, innit.
said the two rimmers.
said the catamite
Phil,
It’s pity that TaT the Homeless Skunk-addicted Cripple really wants.
I’d say the retard wasn’t the one tracing the IP address – more like the one posting from it!
phil and anticitizen, your boyfriend stilyagi_air_corps is here to protect you.
how very brave of you sac.
very butch.
Good – twat!
My but Barry knows how to write a tersely worded statement…
and an extra lol for the Labour poster saying the Tories’ sums don’t add up!
He wrote it himself, as in see what a bad mood I am in. Terse, very terse.
Anti-racism officer eh? A member of UAF (Chairman Ken Livingslime) as well no doubt.
Along similar lines, an analyst for Human Rights Watch was recently suspended for collecting Nazi memorabilia. No mention of whether he was collecting e.g. helmets or e.g. pickled earlobes (obviously there is a spectrum of awfulness) but you know.
As revealed by a pro-Israeli blogger:BBC.
Am looking forward to sackings of collectors of Stalinist memorabilia – particularly the scum who collect the peaked caps with corn flower blue cap bands.
There is an odd sort of myopia amongst the liberal left Nazis bad, Soviets good.
It is the wierdest thing alright. You kill 50 million people and you’re a fucking hero. People will proudly wander around wearing a T-shirt with your happy, smiling, long-distance stare without the slightest thought about being kicked to death in the street.
You kill 40 million people and folk will still wander around the streets with your fucked up visage leering out from their chest and nary a care in the world of getting kicked to death.
But by Christ, you’d better not start a war killing 55 million people and hope to have folk wandering the street with your face on a T-shirt.
55 million deaths. The magic number.
50 million deaths OK. 55 million deaths BAD.
Vote Labour.
Many more people have been killed in the name of socialism than fascism. Maybe it’s a numbers game for these extremists?
Is that including the socialist Mao and his “Great Leap Forward”*
*Death Toll 20-30 Million.
I had Mao down at 40 million I think although many have him in the 70 – 80 million bracket. Stalin was the guy on 50 million although I believe there is some disagreement with that figure on the low side.
I suppose I could have made the point 40m dead GOOD. &0 million dead GOOD. 55 million dead BAD.
If you’re going to be in the mass murder business make sure you don’t stop at 55 million. Luckily Gordon has 60 million of us to work with so he could yet get his fucked up face on a T-shirt somewhere.
I suppose the Great Loving State couldn’t be bothered to count the corpses that went into the socialist omelette.
That Bastard Brown is an avid collector of taxes
What about “collectors” full stop? Something funny about it.
Bob Monkhouse used to collect jokes. There was something funny about that.
Bob Monkhouse used to say that when he was at school he’d tell people he wanted to be a comedian. And they laughed at him. Then when he actually became a comedian he said, “They’re not laughing now!”.
everyone here laughs at you phil you buffoon.
does that make you a comedian?
nah, you’re just a fucking clown you c’unt.
Let’s find those who bought Tat from 10 downing Street
And you’re just a cunt: a plain, old fashined smelly hairy one crawling with wasps like you find in the Gaza strip. Innit?
Bob also said: ‘People always say: “You’re a comedian, tell us a joke.” They don’t say: “You’re an MP, tell us a lie.”‘
phil, you have just had your brains bashed out by the great thick as thieves.
don’t get all upset, I inderstand it is actually quite an honour to have your skull cleaved open by such a hero of the blogosphere.
jolly well done!
I am honoured. Shukran.
من دواعي سروري
141 – ‘he meant ‘cloven’, bless!
#128 Dack.
See, now that is funny.
187 – you can use either.
191 – it would be if it was a joke :)
That would be 194.
Fuck, what’s happening to the numbers?
dear, dear mrs jethro,
I know, but cleaved sounds better, dunnit.
stick to the knitting love.
and never mind sticking your nose into other peoples business you should be considering how lucky you are to have reached your advanced age and how every day from hereonin is an individual blessing and an extra bit of time for you that you probably don’t deserve. a brucie bonus if you like.
well done mrs j.
long life!
Derren Brown or Gordon Brown is fucking with them.
Labour really have their finger on the pulse.
How many times have we heard about illegal immigrants getting jobs in government offices?….and now this.
Really good business, that.
Guido suspects that come the general election it will be the local bloggers who make splashes in local campaigns.
I have some agreement with that idea.
As far as I know its not illegal to sympathise with Hamas or to collect Nazi memorabilia, in fact I can think of lots of worse things. How can I be expected to celebrate diversity at the same time as hounding people out of their jobs because I don’t share their opinions? That’s the sort of thing Fascists do isn’t it?
It is.
But then fascism is the new liberalism – hadn’t you heard?
Also:
Multicultural means everyone gets to have a culture except you.
Diversity means if you don’t agree with the official BBC-mandated morality of the day you’ll be fired
Vibrant means if you catch someone’s eye they’ll stab you.
Climate change means whatever they say it means on any given day.
War is peace.
And Angel is the new delight.
and anyone who trie to warp the language in an orwelian rumsfeldian way is a twat and a liar
war isn’t peace
Angel is the tube-stop for a hideously white part of London in which all the people who think “diversity” is a good idea live in.
Huh… Listening to the BBC, I thought it was far more simple than that:
“Left-of-centre, more-left, lefter-than-left, lefter-than-Socialism, lefter-than-Ryan-Giggs-running-down-the-left-wing-whilst-kicking-the-ball-with-his-left-foot, lefter-than-Trade-Unionism, lefter-than-Communism = really, really good”
But
“Anything to the right of that = ‘right wing’ = Swastikas, Goose-Stepping, Fascism, Racism, Skin-Head-Thugs = very bad..”
Got to keep it simple for the target audience, I suppose.. East Enders’ll be on soon
So the more “right wing” you get the closer you get to the Nazi’s who were…National Socialists! Ah-ha, it all makes sense now.
Don’t forget its circular. If you keep going right , right, right to the edge of right you meet the far left coming the other way. Its called the BNP point.
Left wing or right wing (as old as I am I still don’t get the left/right paradigm)
THEY’RE BOTH WINGS ON THE SAME BIRD and that bird is owned and controlled by the ………R******** die-nasty.
the national socialist fascist Nazi’s killed and rounded up socialists and communists into the first concentration camps because they were their political enemies
learn some basic history please
Nope, it was because they were National Socialisms nearest rivals (they only disagreed about the group to victimise).
72: Shouldn’t they have rounded them up and THEN killed them?
I thought Germans were supposed to be efficient.
Exactly: they were competing for the same minds because their political ideology is virtually the same.
they killed them and they rounded them up into concentration camps
try and gloss over it all you like but history is clear and using rivals instead of opponents is incorrect and weasel wordplay in the face of an atrocity
look up Friedrich Kellner and the history of the SDP in Germany if you wish to educate yourself
the Nazi’s were Fascists
it takes a special kind of idiot or apologist to pretend they weren’t
Re: “Shouldn’t they have rounded them up and THEN killed them?”
No. Because some didn’t even make it to the concentration camps
Stalin – a socialist – was far worse than Hitler. What do you say about that?
I’d say Stalin was probably the most accurate person to label a Stalinist who ever lived. but maybe you know different ?
or maybe you don’t know what a Communist is either ?
hyperbole to posture for political purposes is pretty funny but accuracy is far preferable
Stalin was a socialist. He was a member of the Bolshevik faction of the Socialist Democratic Labour Party as distinct from the Menshevik faction. The Bolsheviks achieved power, forming a separate party and eventually Stalin changed the name of the Bolshevik Part to the Communist Party. He was still a socialist: socialism is not a political party.
I don’t think you have a fucking clue what you’re talking about, just parrotting the left wing claptrap you overheard in the student union bar.
“He was a member of the Bolshevik faction of the Socialist Democratic Labour Party” “socialism is not a political party.” “I don’t think you have a fucking clue what you’re talking about”
do you even know what you are typing ? far too easy
he was a Communist. he was General Secretary of the Communist Party
what part of that sentence confuses you ?
pretending Stalin wasn’t a Communist is frankly hilarious
are you sure this isn’t a wind up ?
So Communism and socialism are different eh? lol
I find your ignorance of basic history far more “lolable”
Stalin wasn’t General Secretary of the Socialist Party
Stalin was General Secretary of the Communist Party
mention Communism to most sane people & they correctly associate it with Stalin. mention Stalinism to sane people & they immediately think of Stalin
that you don’t know this or think everyone in the world who isn’t of your own personal political stripe to be socialists is simply a result of your own paranoia, misconceptions and desperation to posture using a catch-all phrase that you can’t even use accurately
We have someone so stupid* they still believe in socialism!
Face it, Stalin, Lenin and Adolph H were all Socialist (coerced collectivist) who had faith in the “prophet” Marx.
*It seems more akin to a religious faith impervious to facts.
Hitler did indeed kill socialists – those who disagreed with his implementation of socialism; some were rivals in the same camp, but most differences came about because Hitler was a *national* socialist, who wanted to build a unified socialist nation within national boundaries, and his opponents were *international* socialists, who wished to build class unity, across national boundaries, as a precursor to the world socialist state. They were all socialists – they just had different ideas regarding how to get to their end goal. Just like, say, the EU and the USSR.
Socialists are fucking vermin, no matter what badge they wear. Collectivist hive-mind anti-human scrotes – parasites, borg, dull life-sucking rodents.
Auberon Waugh observed that socialists are either: very nasty, or very stupid, people. collecting carrotcakes clearly falls into the latter category.
what a monumentally ignorant fuckwit
nowhere do I ever profess any allegiance to socialists because I have none
I have allegiance to the facts
Hitler was a Nazi and a Fascist. FACT.
Stalin was a Communist. FACT.
two separate and distinct groups, socialists AND communists were killed or rounded up into concentration camps by a mass-murdering Fascist Nazi scumbag who did the same to jwish people, homosexuals, union workers, gypsies, the disabled and everyone else who opposed him later on.
FACT.
That you would actually seek to deny this is the same sort of weaseling made by nauseating hlocaust denying scum
Anything else is distorting history and p*ssing on the graves of an atrocity for the cheapest and most childish of posturing political reasons
which is where you come in because you are so partisan and deranged that you think labeling everyone and everything a socialist is not the transparent actions of a cheap posturing hack who doesn’t have the intellect to engage with the facts as they are
Britain has a Socialist Party. Britain has a Communist Party.
when they can get votes at all it is in the same minute number or less as the monster raving loony party. they are a dead ideology
Idealogues are notoriously feeble minded and pathetic as the sharper minded on this blog will have no doubt spotted by now
Don’t forget the Socialist Workers Revolutionary Party of Hampstead brother.
I always understood that the only difference between socialism and fascism was a matter of time. But now I see that socialists are fucking boring as well.
it’s like trying to have a serious political discussion with potatoes here
what part of, I have no allegiance to socialists, confuses you all so much ?
what part of they get less votes than the monster raving loony party should leave you in any doubt as to my opinion of them ?
if you wish to engage in a serious discussion do so
but don’t pretend that the playground namecalling/labeling hyperbolic hysterical rhetoric you are using isn’t blatantly obvious to anyone with even a small portion of their brain engaged
if the best you can do is bleat “socialist” like a demented parrot to anything you don’t like or understand then I suggest the complex adult world of politics where is clearly not for you
You’ve come to the wrong place for intellectual posturing, pal.
Both International Socialism and National Socialism are Socialist.
They only differ on victim and geography.
the Nazis were Fascists.
the Nazis killed socialists and rounded them up into concentration camps
so lets not bring up victims if you don’t have the guts to acknowledge the correct victims of a massmurdering maniac Fascist
everything else is the transparent squawking of someone with a pathological fixation on a dead ideology who uses it as a rhetorical crutch
If you wish me to engage on your limited childish level then I will
SOCIALISTS! socialists!! Socialists!!!! socialists! SOCIALISTS! socialists!! Socialists!!!! socialists! SOCIALISTS! socialists!! Socialists!!!! socialists! SOCIALISTS! socialists!! Socialists!!!! socialists! SOCIALISTS! socialists!! Socialists!!!! socialists! SOCIALISTS! socialists!! Socialists!!!! socialists! SOCIALISTS! socialists!! Socialists!!!! socialists! SOCIALISTS! socialists!! Socialists!!!! socialists! SOCIALISTS! socialists!! Socialists!!!!
I could easily post a vairant of that after every post you make if you wish to bring it down to that moronic level of “debate” ?
Coo Coo Suky.
I thought it was wings of the same lizard?
I was sadly unable to access your corner about Satan’s war against Jehovah without revealing my e-mail address to Icke!
I must admit that I was disappointed!
Are you related to Charles Crosby, late of the Teletubbygraph?
Best wishes
Old Nick
Ah Old Nick – the ‘dove from above’ coo coo – or is it coup, coup – just one of very many throughout history. You may be correct with lizard wings….there are such beasts n’est pas?
Sad to hear you couldn’t read thread….go to Dicke forum main page. Scroll down to “Satanism; ch abuse; etc” threads and the one in question is ‘Lucifer’s Rebellion Gains Momentum”. It’s very loooong but contains some great stuff imo.
You should be able to read most threads but obviously can’t post unless you join. No relation Crosby…
Coup coup.
Supporting Zionism is worse than not supporting it.
And how does hounding people out of their jobs because of their opinions or hobbies fit in with your claim to be a libertarian?
Because this guy cannot be a ‘Friend of Israel’ and employ a Jew-hating rabble-rouser at the same time and expect to be taken seriously. Fuck him.
And to think that I first read “And how does hounding people out of their jobs because of their opinions or hobbies fit in with your claim to be a libertarian?” as “And how does hounding people out of their jobs because of their opinions or hobbies fit in with your claim to be a librarian?
….Union Communications Officer Dan Sheldon said that Anti-Racism Officer Joseph Brown’s behaviour during the occupation of the Old Theatre, when Brown referred to having “shot down a Zionist”, was “unacceptable”, “foolish” and “beyond belief”.”
“He even went so far as to pretend to hold a machine gun and said ‘I loaded the bullets in, aimed, fired, and shot down that Zionist’ (including the motions that go along with all those actions – and a huge smug smile on his face, searching for approval from the group).”
I doubt if I’ll be able to sleep tonight with this image in mind. Still, he was lucky not to be arrested for possession of an imaginary weapon.
I was expecting to read a horror story featuring a re-borne Heydrich. What we appear to have is an insensitive twerp not overly keen on Zionists. Nothing wrong with that, is there? It’s not obligatory, is it?
Of course it may have been an embarrassment to Gardiner, but unless there is more to it this seems the sort of storm teacups were designed for.
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wot not in swahili???
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=garlasco
The other scalp.
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Spot on. Regardless of political persuasion we need LESS government. In other words less taxes, less intrusion, less politicians/quangos/freeloaders and LESS of everything. Time and time again, we see proof that we just don’t need government.
Basically a system whereby the bare minimum is provided by the state where everyone leaves everyone else alone.
This Joseph Brown guy is obviously as mad as a f***ing balloon on the end of a f***ing stick hanging off f***ing Gordon Brown’s nose but for f***’s sake, some hard questions need to be asked of f***ing Gardiner, surely!?
Like, when this greasy spotty student tosser first came wandering towards him, clutching his copy of The Little Red Book offering to make the coffee for free, did it not f***ing occur to him to, y’know, put his f***ing guard up?
Do politicians not have people on hand to slap them hard on the f***ing head when they’re clearly on the verge of doing something incredibly f***ing stupid?
Or does consider himself the f***ing world’s sharpest, best bloke just because he is a ‘Friend of Israel’ who doesn’t need to take advice from anybody?
Hope the pizza gets eaten or it will have to be dealt with like this
Plans are being considered which could see people fined up to £500 for failing to recycle food scraps. It could mean a slop bucket – or a kitchen caddy – is issued to every home across the UK.
ITN News
“Under the scheme, supported by Environment Secretary Hilary Benn, councils would be able to introduce fines of between £80 and £500. It is up to councils how to bring in the new system, but many will choose to threaten households with fines if they fail to comply.”
Fail to comply I really hate that term ‘fail to comply’
Once Zanu Labour Lose we shall all have to dump our waste on his lawn.
Don’t prosecute me for recycling offences, it was my children who didn’t sort the family rubbish – not me.
Link
Tax, tax, and yet more tax.
I’m off in 6 months.
Other countries are far less institutionalised that the UK.
#59 Shelling-out:
“Other countries are far less institutionalised that the UK.”
IMO the UK, being once such a strong hoontry – a bully to boot – has been the testing ground for the lock-down-big-brother-orwellian-owo state model – the US being ‘run’ alongside. Also imo, the bad news is that the rest of the world is already being modelled after the same agenda via G20/G8/G7 etc.
Have a nice day! Wish I could be more +ve – however, IT REALLY DOESN’T HAVE TO BE THIS WAY! (none of this could have been achieved unless successive “governments” were bought/sold/controlled by the same ‘forces’ or rather ‘force’ – the enemy has always been WITHIN.) Can we say TREASON?? We surely can.
What if you’re so good at housekeeping that you don’t have scraps and waste food – ar e they then going to fine you for not having anything in the slop bucket.
And what are they going to do with the slops anyway?
It all sounds rather unhealthy to me. It’s going to sit there a week in hot weather and go rotten and then be collected . Pity the poor rubbish collectors.
Ask Ken Clarke about RATS in his constituency….at £45 a pop to bait them, it’s a nice little earner for the council, struggling like all others…..if I didn’t know better, I’d think there may be a conspiracy here…SIGH – I’ll get my coat…
It used to be a shilling a tail when I were a lad. A ferret, a couple of Jack Russells and you were on to a nice little earner. Forty five quid! Fuck me, where’s me rattin’ hat?
phil the ratcatcher!
phil o’pasty is a real gypsy!
good one.
just out of interest, what type of gypsy are you phil?
Hey Steve Expat, looks like tat has got himself a new boyfriend to beat up, the fickle little fuck.
Fascists persecuted gypsies as well as jews. No surprises there then from our jackbooted friend, thick as thieves.
trent why don’t you just PM steve expat then you can get more intimate you wee faggot?
That’s your job innit?
Tat openly admits he’s a terrorist loving fascist.
now now phil, the last refuge of the zionist: blatant misrepresentation.
the great thick as thieves is anti-fascist and anti-racist.
everyone knows that you dimwit.
thick as thieves is a hero which means he is one righteous motherfucker.
you, a zionist apologist, are the fascist party not me. what a cheeky propagandist you are, a right fucking cheeky c’unt.
and ofcourse your conflation of attempting to insinuate a racist view upon an innocent joke is in this case very tenuous and weak indeed. gypsies catch rats, so to make an assumption upon that fact is merely word play.
and more importantly than that piffle, think about this you dullard: if people do not enquire about the lives and culture of the gypsies be it even in a humorous way then the culture of the gypsies will die with them.
so don’t come here giving top boy all your zionist morally inverted self justifying conflation propaganda bullshit you imbecile.
not interested.
the zionists will just have to stop fucking moaning and do the fucking deal.
they will be lucky if they evade the rope for war crimes really, everything else would be a bonus.
I just want to help the zionists evade the rope, that is all.
evade the rope – do the deal!
innit.
I think your medication is wearing off….. NURSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“I think your medication is wearing off….. NURSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
It never got working in the first place mr pastry.
Bend over Phil – I’m all out of syringes.
It’s a noticeable trend on both sides of the Atlantic that the right gauges its progress by its ability to get people fired.
Yes, removing parasites is in the hosts best interests.
Socialism is after all a form of parasitism.
And if you think Obama or Brown are socialists you have the political insight of Sarah Palin
Obama is a corporate stooge and so is Brown
just like Bush and Bliar before them
Corporatism is the first stage of Socialism.
Examining the palms of your hands for hair is the first stage of Socialism.
Same old fucking crap – you can’t say socialism has failed time and time again because all those regimes “weren’t really socialism”.
It doesn’t occur to them that socialism is against human nature.
‘Corporatism is the first stage of Socialism.’ LOL!
Socialists are famous the world over for their love of Corporations
Jeez. What a total shit-for-brains dickhead
Youd need a JCB to get his head out if his ass
allo titfer
allo Anti Citizen Two
Only in the absence of an election. Otherwise how else can you gauge progress?
Was my response to 26.
It’s more polite than murder…
Let’s clone Hitler. He knew how to deal with jews like that freak Mandelson.
I have a new theory Hitler didnt die , he escaped in a light aircraft to fife and began a new national socialist empire based on derivative instruments
“Derivative Instruments”
is that another name for a moral compass?
No it’s another name for the weapons of financial mass destruction.
Clearly not any lunatic idea that bankers and Wall Street and socialists.
Do you mean sheep shagging?
Hot Pop News!!!!!!!
Mariah Carey’ new single is dedicated to Gordoom, it is called:
‘You are delusional.’
still think bee gees tragedy will be ruins theme tune
or is it steps !!
hey big spender was mentioned the other night along with the Morc&Wise hob nail boot.
Seems kind of apt really.
Not the WallStreet Kerfuffle by 10cc?
when will it all end?
I’ve always wanted to know if you go to fancy dress parties with sandpaper wrapped round your Hampton?
Half past
Good night God bless and may your God go with you .
Please don’t go encouraging that big-headed pompous wanker Tory Bear any more than is strictly necessary. He is clearly a twat of the highest order.
This could be big – some bloke working in some other bloke’s office exposed. Wait till they find out about that woman up the street – that could bring the government down.
I’m the only person I know who reads political blogs. Most of the electorate are oblivious (unless it’s big enough to get into the MSM). We’re ‘talking’ to the like-minded on here. I’m wondering how much difference blogging will make to Joe Average and consequently the election.
You need to get out more Dack.
You’re not kidding. Though I fear Joe Average is also in, watching ”Enders’ and the ilk on their big screen tellies. *looks affectionately at ancient portable*
When that little bugger Tat clears off maybe me and you can get together for a beer and a chat, eh? ;)
لا شكرا
Ere Phil, looks like you’ve pulled mate. What it is you’re pulling, I wouldn’t like to say in polite company.
Actually it means thanks for the offer, but no.
Prejudiced against pikeys eh?
Just pastry.
I ain’t fattening my dear :)
You don’t know what you’re missing gal.
‘My dear’? You may be a bit old for me.
“‘My dear’? You may be a bit old for me.”
Cut him some slack will yer, he’s got a mental age of fourteen and a half.
allo titfer ;)
They all have at that age.
If you could see into a 14 year old boys mind, you’d have a fair idea why us blokes like to stay there.
oh deary deary me phil.
you are posting cretinous posts and then trying to palm them off on me.
fucking hell, you are a fucking lunatic phil, a total psycho.
licence revokation looms for you phil ‘the nutter’ o’pastree.
oh well I am sure we will get by without you.
innit.
Good point.. you don’t do cretinous posts innit?
The only palming off being done is by you, you dirty little wanker.
The Maily Telegraph and others usually quote blogs as an alternative to getting out and finding real stories.
“USERS REPORT PROBLEM WITH NEW GIZMO: One blogger, Darth84, said..”
Yeah, f*cking great journalism. Profits still on the up? *snigger*
Gardiner’s the one who should have been forced out – illegal settlements continue despite Obama’s pleadings. True friends of Israel don’t encourage them in such mindless behaviour.
Yes, leaving aside settlements for the time being, the Palestinians need to be defeated on the battlefield before meaningful negotiations can take place.
Ho hum, East Enders is probably on soon.
Can we now expect a Newsnight investigation? Will the beeboids sent out Michael Prick (the man who never washes have you seen the grease on his hair?) to give us the low down?
I think we know the answer.
ITV did a brilliant job of making Gordon Brown look a total fucking liar and tool about his ‘non cuts’ on the 6:30 news.
The BBC of course had their cocks so far up his arse even the Diarrhoea from his arse couldn’t get out.l
Well f*ck me, are you saying that the BBC manipulate the truth and the news??? God forbid, next you will tell me that 5 Live presenter Richard Bacon is NOT an intellectual but a retarded turd??
He’s not really a pseudo intellectual either is he?
They call me Mr. Lover lover….
Yeah, that must be nice for you.
It’s always lovely chez Lieberman.
About time
http://conservativehome.blogs.com/thetorydiary/2009/09/edward-mcmillanscott-has-been-expelled-from-the-conservative-party.html
Excellent news. A bit more of this and UKIP might not get my vote.
Lord Pearson of Rannock has joined UKIP btw. He will go for the leadership contest probably.
The saviour of the world will, he tells the comrades, be ‘arguing for a blacklist of uncooperative tax havens’. Ripple of applause. Cheap nonsense.
OECD has a blacklist and a graylist and the tax havens have been scurrying for months to ‘regularise’. (They are in trouble ….’off balance sheet’ is the word )
Hypocrite….he resisted the notion at the London Conference but was overuled by those he was saving.
I’ve never understood the beef with tax havens, I thought having low taxes was a good thing?
It’s dog-whistle politics again. Even if the rich are hiding 10bn a year offshore (no idea what the alleged figure is to be honest) it is fuck all compared to a budget deficit of 200bn quid. It’s pure distraction politics.
Rearranging the deckchairs.
It’s all the fault of the ‘rich’ not paying their way. Certainly not the fault of a financial imbecile pissing away money we aint got paying one million extra oxygen thieves 30K a year to get in peoples way.
Hell no.
Wikipaedia is a good place to start. Have a good browse. Think banks, liquidity, off balance sheet and why we are where we are.
Nah, that’s just the details.
Think massive state engineered credit bubble.
Shadow Banking
Trillions
AC1 is right on this. Massive, state engineered credit bubble.
Rigged inflation target. Insane house price inflation completely ignored. Low interest rates. 40bn quid a year pissed into the economy in the ‘good’ times. All put into the hands of one million virtually hand-picked, liberal arts financial imbeciles to continually drive up house prices. BoE taken off the oversight job. FSA stuffed with 70K a year jackasses generating truly stupendous amounts of paperwork but not actually doing any FSA-ing.
It’s hard not to come to the conclusion that what we are looking at was not accidental incompetence but malevolent design. It is hard to believe that anybody could be so stupid and still remember to breath.
Don’t be so beastly to the bankers and the city
They are wonderful
How else could they get people to suck their cocks so shamelessly
Is it just me or does clicking on any other page to bring up older posts just bring up page 1 again?
Had that same problem yesterday. Thought it was just me – clearly not.
Calling Guido. Your page links to older posts are knackered!
What are you feeding your mouse on?
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Yep. And hitting it with a hammer. No joy – but the new laptop is fine.
Well whoopy do Sky finally catches up
Gordon Brown has admitted for the first time that if Labour wins the next election, it will have to make “cuts” to public spending. The Prime Minister has previously avoided using the “c-word”, trying to cast the Tories as the “slash and burn” party.
During Prime Minister’s Questions in June, Mr Brown said: “The only party that’s proposing a cut in public spending is the Conservative Party.”
But in a speech to trade unions, he said: “Labour will cut costs, cut inefficiencies, cut unnecessary programmes and cut lower-priority budgets.
Cnut!
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20090915/tuk-pm-admits-labour-will-make-spending-45dbed5.html
So Labour have admitted that for 12 years they’ve had costs, inefficiencies and unnecessary programmes?
Gordon says if we vote for the tories they are going to ’slash and burn’ – funny I thought gordon was doing that already (scorched earth and all that)
Bob Crow says if we vote for the tories the unions will strike and cause massive disruption. (Perhaps bob should take early retirement and clear off to Cuba – where he says he would like to live)
mandy says if we vote for the tories they will destroy the economy (bit difficult since labour has already destroyed it).
I suppose the Unions have to rattle the sabres a bit, but they know that nobody is interested in cutting “front-line services”. They may take industrial action (an old-fashioned phrase meaning industrial inaction) but if the services they use are pretty much unaffected, the public will have only lukewarm sympathy for them, and the Unions know it.
Bob Crow? Bob Crow if you are out there I will personally buy you a ticket to Cuba on the understanding that I accompany you there and burn your passport immediately after Cuban customs and immigration.
I never see Cuba as a country with railways, but they have them you know.
Watch the debt counter on Sky.
Now at £78 Billion, and if my calcs are correct, climbing by about £0.9 billion a day.
All of this debt, good people, belongs to you, no one else.
You see the Gvt is you, and there ain’t no-one else to whom this debt can belong.
Only Socialism and its agent Nuliebor could have brought this debt directly to you, without the need for you to request it.
Understand and be thankful to the LordGord because now you are well and
truly fucked.
Praise be to Socialism. Here endeth the lesson.
Here cometh the IMF. It gets more and more like the dark days of the Callaghan administration by the minute.
Yeah, Gordon is timing it so that they come knocking on Dave’s door at number 10 the day after he wins the GE.
Correct me if I’m wrong but I thought we were living in a capitalist system, not a socialist one. How else can we explain the bosses and the banks and the hordes of parasites in the City? Is it all just a bad dream?
Bob Monkhouse used to say that when he was at school he'd tell people he wanted to be a comedian. And they laughed at him. Then when he actually became a comedian he said, "They're not laughing now!"….
Wish I’d said that.
sorry but what a total non-story.
It is the long awaited riposte to the thousands of people who have been hounded from their jobs for their political beliefs – by this evil government.
The start of the fight-back against all those bed-wetting ‘denial of platform’ bastards who have ruined entirely the concept of free speech in this country.
Hello bastards. This is what it feels like to be on the ‘wrong’ side of somebody elses fucked up vindictive ideology. This is what the fucking Labour imbeciles didn’t realise they were doing when the suspended Habaeus Corpus, did away with double jeopardy, did away with the right to silence, and even attempted to do away with jury trials, the evile fucking fucks.
Did it never occur to them that the evil they sought to do to others would one day be turned on themselves? With the delicious irony that they were the ones who broke the compact of presumption of innocence between state and individual in the first place.
I live for the day to see Jack Straw tried, tried and tried again on any number of fucking charges. That’ll teach the bastard to do away with double jeopardy. And him a fucking lawyer. The evil bastard.
But totally enlivened by your contributory post for the day.
Office worker loses job. Political world is stunned.
Not
Don’t you worry but a hell of a lot of smug, preachy, holier-than-thou socialist arseholes the length and breadth of the country will be be having a sharp intake of breath over thsi.
It was all jolly funny when they were hounding policemen and school teachers out of their jobs for being members of the ‘wrong’ party or for expressing the ‘wrong’ opinions about homosexuals or some other ’special’ bunch. Now the wheel has turned full circle and suddenly it ain’t so fucking funny.
Funny that.
What did the jackasses think was going to happen. really?
Another BmP fascist apologist shows his true colours
that is Funny
Oh do fuck off Archie.
I don’t think so. Noone’s going to be worried about this story. Let’s focus on getting the people who matter – Brown, Blair, and the other bastards.
Middle class Class Warrior gets booted out into the real world.
Fucking A!
A* mate.
Slop buckets,what a load of bollocks,but then with a name like Benn has,who the bloody hell dreamt up Hilary I always thought it was a wenches name.
So when the buckets transpire I am on a fish diet,kippers and see how that goes down,my divorce will be about a month later.
Now onto McMentalist and the Robber Barons(oops sorry)Union Barons,god I thought I was in the middle ages then were the serfs paid the Barons hey Ive just had a thought not much has changed has it.
The serfs(union members)still pay the freeloading Barons who after they have extracted their tythes ie: 30 odd % pay rises then pay the King(Nuliebour) who proceed to bankrupt the country.
But the Barons now want the Freemen(Middle Class) to pay more and the King is Stuffed and has to agree or they will depose him,million dollar question,what will he do,well he will consult the oracle (Prince Meddlesome) who will give him some
sound advice like bottle it,but he wants to be seen as a strong King so he will agree with the Barons and when he thinks the coast is clear he will then inflict death by a thousand cuts (oops done it again)stealth taxes on the freemen(middle classes).
So people should be hounded in later life for their student political activities? An odd view for this blog to take.
Ouch!
Funny but I thought people went to University to work and get an education. It used to be at the state’s expense.
After this disaster of a labour government, it is increasingly at the parent’s expense and a huge loan afterwards.
Must only be a miniscule of students who spend their time agitating for extreme politics of any colour.
Why would any employer employ one of the latter rather than the former.
Oh and I presume he is being paid for on Barry Gardiner’s expenses ie our taxes.
“Funny but I thought people went to University to work and get an education. ”
That’s what we tell people who don’t go.
There are two sorts of students. Type 1 – scientists, medics, engineers; they get up for 9am lectures, are kept busy all day and stagger into the pub for last orders. Type 2 – sociologists and meeja studies – up at the crack of noon, one lecture a week and banging on the pub door ten minutes before opening time. Most ’student activists’ are type 2, many of them a waste of the opportunity available to them, and parasites on society.
There is a type 3 – mature students (any subject) either full time or working and therefore distance learning. They usually work their rocks off, make the most of the opportunity, and rarely go to the pub.
engineer, well done!
you have won the ‘most fucking boring post of the week’ award.
very very boring indeed. you boring fucking bastard.
if you could just tell me the address of the shed you live in and I will send your certificate forthwith.
Obviously you haven’t been to uni titfer so you wouldn’t understand how perceptive that post was.
Unfortunately Type 2 of the seventies now form the basis of this abortion of a government: Trotskyites shorn of their beards, dressed up in suits now fucking up the country that gave them a free education.
Tat at Uni Phil? He’s been on a puree diet for 40 years as he couldn’t get the hang of a knife and fork.
and there it is, bingo! the fucking double, excellent!
we have just finished congratulating engineer for being the most boring bastard here and now it is your turn phil the patsy. you have done a bloody good job phil and your work has earned you the ’spastic of the week’ award for your outstanding and non stop contribution to spasticity.
you are one hell of a cripple phil, I would go so far as to describe you as sub-spastic.
great job, now let’s see if you can keep those retard levels set on max.
I know you can do it.
go for it!
Well, that’s certainly an incisive contribution to the political debate.
By the way, TaT, you’re slipping. You forgot to call either of us a cripple.
but that is taken for granted engineer.
oh, and I did issue a comprehensive drugs policy yesterday so I am despite your lies making a serous contribution to the debate.
DOH!
do stop lying engineer, you are worse than pinnochio!
No worse than hounding people for their opinions or hobbies.
If you got nothing to hide, Jimmy, you got nothing to fear…
I thought that was standard New Labour procedure?
Guido,
Have you wondered if thick as thieves and Phil O’Pastree are working for your competition? That’s if they are not some sad bastard having an imaginary conversation with themselves.
Either way, the boring, stupid, endless drivel they have/he has come out with here has to be about the worst stuff I’ve ever read on this blog.
Think I’ll go and see what Iain Dale is up to now.
Engineer
that described the place I went too to a T.
I was type 3 partly because having to pay for it myself (unlike type 2) i could never afford to go to the pub that often.
now look what you have done engineer, you are attracting all the boring people to this place, you are like some kind of magnet for boredom.
you will have to bugger off engineer, you are bad for the stats.
please return to conservativefoam NOW!
It’s bizarre when you consider what witty, engaging and attractive people do engineering degrees.
What’s up, Jimmy? Couldn’t you cope with an engineering degree, then?
I rest my case.
223thick as thieves says:
September 15, 2009 at 10:02 pm
engineer, well done!
you have won the ‘most fucking boring post of the week’ award.
very very boring indeed. you boring fucking bastard.
if you could just tell me the address of the shed you live in and I will send your certificate forthwith.
So ‘Thick as pigshit’ was a Meeja studies student radical then. Well well well it certainly explains a lot .
what do you mean was ?