Bonkers in the Bunker
Over at the News of the World, Fraser Nelson tells it like it is:
Rumours are swirling around Westminster. Our PM is cracking under the strain, it is said, and may quit on health grounds. …
First, the rumours are true. Brown is shouting, screaming, hurling objects around the room, behaving like a maniac. In other words, business as usual. This is how he operates — and has done since he cocooned himself in the Treasury 12 years ago.
It may seem bonkers to promise free healthcare to the Nepalese when so many British kids can’t read and write. But he’ll do so this month. It seems crazy apologising for the way gay computer pioneer Alan Turing was treated in 1954 — when Gordo was three years old. Our PM was 49 when he sold the nation’s gold reserves for $275 an ounce. It passed $1,000 last week. Where’s our apology for that? …
It’s amazing that he dares to speak about the economy at all. Because for him to keep on spending like this IS a form of madness. … The national debt was £340 billion when Labour came to power. Next year, £970 billion. In four years’ time, £1,370 billion. We will NEVER be able to reduce this burden on our families to pre-Brown levels. A trillion-pound debt may be with us forever. The impact of this debt on ordinary households — higher tax bills, worse schools, worse healthcare — will just be incalculable. It’s an act of vandalism — on the prospects for future generations.
All because a PM could not bring himself to cut spending now. This is the real insanity. Throwing mobile phones around the room is the least of it… But it will do nothing to change his place in history . . . as a man whose economic madness brought a country to its knees.
The Mail on Sunday reports that three key Labour strategists have had enough of Brown’s rages. His former aide and speechwriter Spencer Livermore is too ‘scarred’ to return to the election fray after the Prime Mentalist reduced him to tears during an explosive tantrum, David Hill, who succeeded Alastair Campbell as Downing Street’s spinmeister and DJ Collins, a former speechwriter for Tony Blair, have all turned down pleas to come to the aid of Brown.
Brown has instead promoted former left-wing student Kirsty McNeill, his 29-year-old speechwriter, to be his adviser in charge of external affairs. Lord Mandelson is said to be unhappy and a Downing Street insider* according to the Times despairs “Kirsty has suddenly become one of the most powerful people in Downing Street and it has ruffled a lot of feathers. She is one of the few people who still thinks Gordon is wonderful and tells him what he wants to hear. She has huge influence now.” Clearly she is the bunker’s new Eva Braun…
*Wonder who that could be?
Rumours are swirling around Westminster. Our PM is cracking under the strain, it is said, and may quit on health grounds. …













Well I hope “Eva Braun” is, like her Bunker namesake, ready to pretend a late-onsetting interest in coprophilia – because it won’t just be Nokia Mars Bars flying about the place if the PM closes the gap any further between him and der Fuhrer
Kisty McNeill ? That’ll be another Jock then.
Like Fraser Nelson then ?
I’d call trying to charge for the Spectator online after d’Ancona boosted it to great heights “acting like a maniac”
But I’m sure he knows what he’s doing. Just like all the Neo-Cons pretend to.
Well they can’t have an alsation because that is an alsac dog so they will need a Scottish Terroriser instead to test the final ending upon. (I hope they don’t throw the dog out of the upstairs window too hard)
he could have Blair as a poodle
She is Bonkers too.
McNeill is a former left-wing activist who, it is said, once shouted at Tony Blair that he was “Thatcher in disguise”.
as bonkers as this chap ?
“I think it’s quite possible to be a Cameroon and a Thatcherite, and even a Blairite and a Thatcherite” – Peter Hitchens from the Mail on Sunday
Hitchens smokin da weed
And Thatcher in disguise was replaced by?
the other architect of Nu-Liebour Brown.
he even has the third driving force of Nu-Liebour right behind him, Mandelbum.
behind him with dagger poised now.
Nationality is nothing to do with it u tosser ! Jesus no wonder the public can be fooled so easily when its made up of halfwits like yourself !!!
Yep. The Jocks have redeemed themselves by voting ‘Not Labour’ already. Okay, they actually voted ‘Not UK’ but my enemy’s enemy is my friend.
Brown is not insane because he’s Scottish. Brown is simply insane. And there are at least 300 English Labour MPs who have settled for the status quo of abject idiocy.
Wise up Dude, Nationality is all to do with it. Gordon hates the English.
In the USA does they have to publish the results of the Presidents yearly medical? Shouldn’t that be the same for our PM? If the man is really mentally unbalanced shouldn’t we know about it? We wouldn’t allow the Captain of a Trident Submarine to be that mentally unhinged so why allow the man who gives him the orders to fire to be barking mad?
The porage-gobblers are like manure: beneficial when thinly spread, but poisonous and offensive in large dollops.
Wise up Dude, Nationality is all to do with it. Gordon hates the English.”
Utter bollox Ted! The snotgobbler HATES his own people more! Observe how he treats the party in government in his own nation!
This is because he blames the Scots for NOT continuing to vote for HIS party, as they had done, like automatons, for the last few generations!
Its now a new ball game and, by god, HE DOESN’T LIKE IT!
@ 57 he cant order the Captain to fire Trident he can only ask him. We dont have stupid doomsday in the making scenario as the Royal Navy very wisely devised a system which prevents politics deciding the fate of the world.
Instead a very nervous RN sub captain gets to decide so if you ever meet one of them be very nice to them…
93, anon, ……. and his own people hate him too. Not many friends left I’m afraid. We should feel sorry for Sarah really. I hope Blair’s not getting an inappropriate pleasure from the gorgon’s misfortunes.
Wise up Dude, Nationality is all to do with it. Gordon hates the English.
No, he hates the British. There is no group Broon hates more than Scottish Protestants – a fact which explains his own curious brand of self-loathing.
@36
Most of the Cabinet are English. Most Labour MPs (by a very, very large margin) are English. Labour only won in 1997 and 2001 by gaining a clear majority of English votes. The 2005 election was the first time in recent history that the winning party did not get a majority of English votes (note, however, that Labour still won a clear majority of English seats).
England gets its way 99.99% of the time and all is well. England doesn’t get its way 0.01% of the time and we can’t move for shrill brainless Little Englanders shrieking about racism and discrimination.
Grow up. Just grow the fuck up, stop whining and drop both your victim complex and your sense of entitlement.
245 Anon. Scotland: take it away now, please. I have plenty of Scottish friends who’d like their country back, and I’d like them to have it back. Comprende?
Nationality has nothing to do with it??????
how many Jocks care about England? none of those
in this Labour Govt thats for sure.
Just look at immigration legal and illigal,caused by measures
put in place by this Scottish party,where do they all end up
Loch Ness?no the south east of england.and before you start shouting
RASIST! my parner is African.
246 Anon
Drop OUR victim complex? you may be right about the English Labour MPs
but what you forget is that self loathing English labour MPs hate the English
only slightly less than the “blame all our ills on the sassanach” Jocks.
I thought Mc was Irish and Mac was Scottish.
As far as #36 comments are concerned FFS ! How the fuck do you square the fact that most of the Cabinet are actually english with your fuckwitted views ????By Christ the levels of fucktardary sometimes evidenced on here beggars belief.Watch my lips whilst I draw diagrams for you , Its Socialism that is the problem not scotland !! Jeez !
She’s a wee Bonnie Lass from Glasgow
115 no you thought wrong. None of them are exclusive. Important: they are exactly the same thing. Mc is just Mac abbreviated. The same name in genealogy could be in a variety of ways and even drop the prefix altogether.
Indeed – another (hideously fucking ugly) Scotch pig. England should declare war against Scotchlnd and wipe the Nazi bastards out. It would be fun burning the Scotch filth with flame throwers.
Has anybody ever, in the history of the world, ever met a Scotch scum-bag who wasn’t a lying, thieving, loony, drunken, barbaric MHunt.
No ’187′ I really haven’t!
Yes 187 I really have.
93 36 57 …..
All these numbers and I still haven’t got a full house.
Has anyone in the history of the world ever met an Englishman who wasn’t a subliterate racist whiner with a sense of entitlement as big as the Gobi Desert?
That would be the English that gave rise to the mother of all parliaments.
The English that created the great democracies – USA, Australia, Canada, New Zealand.
The English that were the first to declare war on Adolf Hitler.
To be English is to win the lottery of life.
Glasgow Irish, so yes Scottish and likely lapsed Catholic.
Trained in her idiocy at an English University.
Good old Oxford, raah raah for the English university system, produces raving socialists and spies
I wonder if she gives a good blow job, she’s the gob for it.
Gordon better beware the blue dress (implicit reference to Lewinsky for any thickos reading this)
I rather thought that Burgess, McLean, Blunt… were products of the younger University – you know, the E.M. Forster one ‘If I have to choose between betraying my Country or my friend, I hope I shall have the courage to betray my Country.’ (Yes, Maurice, your Country first: then we will require you to betray your ‘friends’, one by one!)
Perhas history will repeat and they’ll both shoot themselves.
One can only hope.
It’s worth reading that Fraser piece, he gives Dave a right going over too.
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/columnists/fraser_nelson/500359/Gordon-Browns-real-madness.html
Since when was “Voting Tory, he will say, will “risk the recovery”. Britain is crawling out of recession, but it might not do if the Tories make lots of cuts.” a new cunning plan ?
It’s the same rubbish Brown’s been peddling for weeks.
Fraser Nelson is spinning for whatever strange reason as he must know perfectly well that there is no “relaunch” or grand plan and there can be no relaunch for Brown. It’s far, far too late for that now.
So the rumours might be true and Brown could just call pack it all in.
Britain is not emerging from recession. Stand-by for a total meltdown within 12 months.
Meltdown starts at the end of september when the US $dollar goes tits up, hence the run on Gold on the on the financial markets.
What recovery?
Brown got rid of Boom and Bust!
A simple and final solution:-
Chop the Jocks adrift – saving £35 billion.
Chop the EUSSR adrift – saving £25 billion.
And that’s for starters. Who says that making public spending cuts will be difficult?
I got rid of the gold reserves as well !!
I know where I want to launch him, with a one-way ticket. But NASA keep insisting that what goes up must come down. Something about too much debris out in space.
It’s obvious that the Prime Minister is having a hard time and we should lend him our support at this moment. I have just sent him a nice Stilton and a bottle of Chianti to wash it down.
Don’t forget to include an over ripe avocado for good measure.
And marmite nibbles laced with yeast pills.
I’ll supply the pickled banana skins
and a nice juicy apple on behalf of Alan Turing.
A nice ripe peach should cheer him up
A deep fried Mars bar would cheer him up.
Come off it, you lot. Rat poison is too good for this hoon.
So Kirsty is in charge of Gordon’s external affairs. Falling out with Obama and falling in with colonel Gaddafi is hardly a promising start. Unless she has Gordon on a promise.
Hope it bloody chokes him 105!
He should be killed and eaten, but not by us (eaten, than is.)
Killed yes, eaten, no.
We are all fucked until Brown is forced out, yet he is being kept on life support in anticipation of the ratification of Lisbon.
The Irish will be able to speed the process up by voting no next month.
Ukipwebmaster- Your news colume on the left may need updating to include the fantastic news about John Stocker MBE- becoming the UKIP parliamentary candidate for St Albans.
toddle on Jocks
It’s strange how little there is in the press about the forced Irish ‘re-vote.’ Or have I not been paying full attention? Does anyone have any polling figures or other evidence of how it’s going?
I’ve heard barely a squeak about the looming Irish ‘re-vote.’ Does anyone have any polling evidence or other reports on how this disembowelling of democracy is going?
For Fu-k sake don’t mention the WAR. Yes the one that has bankrupt the country. If any one can find the real cost, Yes in Sterling not Dollars then lets do a bit of a homework.
It was handy to have a few, Sir and Lord Bankers that would take the blame pull their pants down and get a right good smack. Then left with the Cash. Can someone blame me please and give me a few million. I am sure I would admit that one. Remember they didnt deregulate the system did they it was good old maggie the girl from the shop that new Fu-k all about global economy She relied on Milton Freidman. Yes you know the lad that thought invading countries smashing them to bits and making them have free market forces take over their country. Yes Chile. Argentina. Russia. and finally IRAQ and hopefully if those hard to kill Afghani nationalist. Afghanistan. I wonder where the Smack Business fitted into Friedmans model. I wonder if it was terrify the masses and force Paramilitary policing on the streets on the back of a Drug WAR. Are we getting Warmer. I hope so
Steady on lad. All Maggie did was open up the markets to people who didn’t go to Eton and knew the right hand-shake. Gordon was the one created the tri-partite regulatory bodies that condemned our great-grandchildren to indentured servitude.
None of these idiots are man enough to admit that IRAQ and Afghanistan has been a mistake of Biblical proportions. Thats what happens when you fill your halls of power with Women and excuses for men.
Can’t argue with that.
Won`t matter in three weeks when ireland votes yes and we are all screwed. Funny really, we complain that brown has screwed over england, yet lisbon is screwing over every person in europe
From what i can tell the no vote in ireland is now neck and neck
Mind you the irish times and all the news out lets over there are trying to do there vary best to brainwash the people into voting yes
But best off all in ireland the vote Can’t be riged
Really? I think they might rig this one. Well, they already have, really…
Can you brainwash an Irish person no. 13?
Pair of green wellies might do it.
Of course the vote’s rigged!
“Vote YES you bastards or we’ll keep making you vote until you do…”
Mugabe himself couldn’t do any better
No need to rig a vote when you just ignore a result you don’t like then make them vote again and again and again.
Good thing call me Dave promised a referendum whatever happens then isn’t it ?
What’s that ? cameron hasn’t and doesn’t want to talk about it ?
In the words of John Major “oh dear!”
Let’s just pray that CMD’s referendum isn’t like that old twat Heath’s then .. I still haven’t met one single person who will admit to voting “Yes” .. I most certainly voted “NO” !!! ..
Funny how we still ended up in Europe though .. eh ?
It was an economic union then. I’m not saying it didn’t have substantial defects, but I don’t think many people foresaw the move to social integration that has been foisted upon us.
I voted yes to the common market not for a European political Union.
I am with Ted Heath was economical with the truth. I was conned into thinking I was voting for a Common Market
@44 it WASN’T economic union it was to remove import duties – most people thought they were voting for cheaper wine. Funny thing though, wine’s still cheaper in France.
Read Hannan’s article in the Telegraph on the Inauguaral meeting of the Euro Sceptics.
He appears to know someting you certainly don’t but is keeping his powder dry.
keeping his powder dry, very funny indeed
nudge-nudge, wink-wink, say no more
a nods as good as a wink to a blind bat
He appears to be pretending he is close to power and the Cameroons after being labeled an eccentric by them
Because it’s Dave’s decision not his
And Dave has been anything but forthright on the need for a referendum
If “I’m not in a position to explain why at this stage” is good enough for you to put all your hopes on a conservative referendum for libson then that is your choice
Hannan is both bald and as mad as a sack of cats. Two points that count against him being part of Callme Dave’s inner circle.
Hague isn’t follically blessed and he’s pretty close to the seat of power
but he does have the advantage of not being a complete loon like Hannan
Unlike Brown, who went back on his promise.
If they vote yes then have some of this: http://www.rense.com/general87/nationstates.htm
The ad for snake oil at the top of the page doesn’t inspire confidence.
Sir William wadd- that article wasn’t written by Rense; it was written by Philip Jones so ignore the adverts if you wish and concentrate on his observations please. Please, this is very important.
That article is very very scary! Guido, you need to make this article your next blog post. People need to know about this. I do not want to be part of the EU, and if Irelans vote yes, then every single, man, woman and child HAS to take to the streets and force the Governments hand. Otherwise we will forever more be locked in a police state.
Guido, for the love of GOD read this article and bring it to readers attentions!
Yes please Guido (Or a similar author) and spread the article far and wide.
…..And if you take to the streets and protest, the government will say you are far right filth that hate Muslims.
You are going to keep voting until we get the tight answer out of you.
WE can denouce Lisbon – it is only a Treaty after all. Stalin was quite robust about these things: and the Europeans, such as Putin, admire him for his international integrity.
Excuse me – some of us have not had our breakfast yet!
It’ll need to be sunday brunch then.
If , in the unlikely event, I’m first, I’d like to attribute it solely to the decision to come into the office and work on Sunday morning.
On a more serious note , the outrage expressed by Guido’s readers, has undoubtedly been a wake up call for the msm in the way they report on brown’s cluster f**k of a government.
Good point and if we become a full dogsbody under the EU then journalists will be out of a job when there is no need or it becomes illegal to question the regime. Do you believe that we will have the need for so many news media outlets with a totalitarian Government? I don’t, so get working, tell the truth and save your media jobs!
It’s all spinning out of control.
Once you tell one lie, you’ll need another two to cover it ..and then another four to cover them. It goes exponential..you can’t stop lying becasue everything you’ve previously said is a lie.
And you guys expect Brown to call an election? The man is mad. Period. And, with Mandelson’s support, no one will turn a hair.
Mandelson is spinning against him with the pill-popping stories getting up steam now exactly as he planned. His obvious distaste for this new upstart causing yet more leaks.
Even if Brown holds it together for the Party Conference they will all be there busily plotting in the hotels. Re-emergeing briefly to praise Ceasar THEN bury him in October in a leadership contest.
We need a legal procedure for removing a Prime Minister who has demonstrably become so mentally ill that they are incapable of fulfilling their duties. Both Blair and Brown have demonstrated delusional fantasy episodes whilst in power.
Funnily enough, there was the ability, apparently, a few years ago, summarily to remove from power a Monarch, whose illness…
But, of course, Parliament is Supreme! The power of the Elected Representatives of the People cannot now be abridged…
It’s no wonder he can’t drive.
Basically, we need to start again. How about SEAN GABB for PM?
I think the word you are looking for is rebellion, I believe the French and Russians used it to great effect.
At least the newlabour conference ‘ll bring some excitement and hilarity in to our miserable tax scratching lives.
During the seventies, there was a high level plot to overthrow the then Labour Government for the sake of the Country.
I hope with every fibre of my being that something like this is currently being planned.
I really do.
Whilst I understand your view. I think if a coup really took place the damage to the country would far outweigh the damage that the one eyed son of a nonce can do between now and June. He is a dead man walking you just need to be patient.
Every day that Brown clings on to office in his madness, we have to borrow another 475 million pounds that will one day have to be repaid. Every fucking day!! They say mental illness is costly, but fuck me…..
Brown has done his job well. He signed the Lisbon Constitreaty. There is no need for him or his government. It’s up to Dave or UKIP. There is no point discussing finance or miltary or schools or anything else until we establish what our democratic, legitimate Government is going to be from here onwards.
We have just one General Election left.
Over to you-Dave.
You are putting your hope in Dave? Are you MAD? He is not going to do a thing about getting us out of the EU. If the Irish vote yes, then we will need a completely new Parliament with the courage to pull us out of the EU altogether. Hopefully we will get this before the British Parliament is annulled, however that will not happen with Dave. He will talk tough on the EU and hope to con enough of the population to support him untill it is too late. The EU issue is far too big to be left to the off-chance that Dave will do the courageous thing. If he does not, then we will lose any and all control of our own nation. There is only one way to be sure. Vote UKIP or BNP or local independent or whichever anti-EU candidate has the best chance at the next election.
The compliant and controlled mainstream media will try to turn the next election into a labour VS tory battle about NHS cuts. It is not! it is about whether or not we even have a parliament left to vote for! Labour, liberal and tory are all pro EU membership. Therefore they are all anti UK parties and should be ditched at the next election in favour of candidates that at least want to leave the British people in control of the British Law-making.
It is that serious.
“We have just one General Election left.”
Once again, I have to ask: what is meant by this phrase? I keep seeing it re-iterated by various people here and it sounds very conspiratorial.
C’mon. You can tell me, Seymore. I’m not a spook; I’m Just Curious. And of course the SIS don’t read this blog so it’ll be only between you and me. Honest.
“We have just one General Election left.”
I think they mean that if nuLabour win the next general election, that will be the last one.
They are probably right.
But surely thissort of thing is goverened by employment law. Why don’t they take the fuckwit to an industrial tribunal?
For the same reason that people didn’t try to take hitler or stalin or pol pot to court.
Who would take a mad man to court who has control over the military, police, and courts, and who can lock you up in some middle-east or eastern european country via rendition and torture you and your family?
Look at what happened to Dr David Kelly; used as a scapegoat to divert attention away from the government’s lies, and hounded to death.
They’re scared, because they know how mad he is.
If/when labour does get ousted, you’ll find that the McBride email affair was just the tip of the iceberg. When the real stories come out you’ll wonder why the army didn’t step in earlier.
It’s the Labour MPs who are responsible. They are the only ones who can legally save us from this reign of idiocy and they sit there and do fuck all except stress over whether their ‘safe’ seat is safe after all.
Fuck the other 60 million of us. It’s all abou them, their safe seat and another nine months pay, expenses and pension contributions.
Utter, utter, compacent, self-centred, principle free evil fucking bastards. Self-serving CLINTS, every single one of them.
that is about the size of it, yup! Labour MP’s, cowards, parasites, incompetent, thick, money grabbing bastards!
Because they all stood behind Gordon instead of getting together to show a vote of no confidence, I don’t see how anyone would vote for labour again while ANY of them are still in the party.
Guess they are all now doing favours for large companies with a promise of employment when the boat sinks…
I agree there. Newlabour backbench mps are limp lettuces, spineless wonders, useless wet weeks, creeps, wimps, untrustworthy, incompetent, corrupt, greedy, dastardly …..uckers.
What like my local MP you mean? Hutton who legislated to allow The French to takeover our energy supply and then increase the costs by over 70% (when the same company are restricted to 5% increases by law in France) and then he takes a seat on the board!!!
What a self serving bastard! I am glad I never voted for the twat! Now there is a young feminist wuman trying to take his place as labour candidate that makes Harman look like a woman hating mysogynist.
Er, Pol Pot was taken to court….
Obama has suppressed much of the truth from the previous administration and so may Cameron. We won’t neccesarily get the truth after they have been ousted. I don’t trust Dave, he is too quiet on the most important issue of our times. Europe.
Agreed Seymour. I cannot trust Dave.
Don’t trust any of them. The very fact a person wishes to become an MP should be reason enough to bar them from office.
anything that upsets mandelson cannot be that bad -ha ha.
I am sure regulars will be aware of the blog -not born yesterday- which did have a very interesting piece last week . it may explain a lot!!!
Sid
if you have all read it before, my apologies
So how long did Eden last after he came back from his summer holidays?
Is Afghanistan Brown’s equivalent of Suez?
Hopefully so!
Thank goodness Sarah Brown has all those new friends she met at Burberry last Thursday she is hosting a party for them this week that should cheer Gordon up all that attention coming from Sir Stuart Rose (Standard Friday)
Oh goody….. he’ll be able to wear his new Burberry signature check silk tie and matching braces.
Kirsty McNeill. Pretty much perfect for Gord.
Scottish, fat, ugly, self satisfied smirk, never had a job, dour socialist, rebel.
Gord must think he’s died and gone to heaven.
One could only wish that were true .. the reality is the daft Bastard is still here and still fucking us ..
Is that all he can get, some wet behind the ears wee girlie? Isn’t ANY man prepared to stand behind him?
She will of course come from a middle class affluent background. Typical champagne socialist.
You would be interested to know then that she actually graduated from Oxford after being President of the Oxford Sudents Union. One of her many most famous quotes was about Bliar when she said
“Tony Blair’s a Tory, he wears a Tory’s hat, and when he sees my grant check he says I’m having that!”
Funnily enough she reversed that comment some two years later to
‘Tony leads the best government this countrys ever seen’.
I am sure selection as a Labour candidate had nothing to do with it. Truly though a ‘burning bush’ conversion moment on the way to Damasminster.
At least it gives us the true measure of McPyscho’s ‘weather vane’ advisor……
What did the silly cow graduate in “Platitudes” probably. Yeah she has a degree in “platitudes” perfect for Labour speech writing !
Perhaps she’s in love with sad old gordy!
By the look of her pursed lips she looks as if she has just sucked the old toad off.
His appearance suggests he passed into another, worm-ridden world some time ago.
Necrophilia, then.
was that a ‘mods and rockers’ movie? :>)
Dead boring
She looks like a Jock version onf Monica Lewinsky. Does Gordon smoke cigars or will a Haggis do?
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6832369.ece
Monica McNeill it is then. Shall we buy her a freezer and some zip-lock bags for her dresses.
Actually, we probably already have.
We even bought the dresses.
Re Lewinsky it could be
“McNeill-doon” or perhaps even “McMonica”
Hmmmm, that chin does appear to have seen some nasty action recently.
We want some revealing photo shots. Her striding down Downing Street wearing thigh high red patent leather boots, carrying a see through brief case stuffed with the gorgon’s secret documents.
A briefcase stuffed with argos catalogues and crayons.
Will that be one paper bag or two?
You leave the lovely Monica out of it: there’s no comparison with this brutish North British Bristler. *sigh*
Check her clothing for Gordon’s porridge stains.
All the c.u.n.t. needs is another 71 Kirtsy McNeill’s then and the appeasing Muslim loving economic terrorist can finally finish his bucket list. The final nail in Englands coffin.
Aren’t ALL scots women extremely ugly????????????
No.
Yes, and some have smelly ginger minges, they are an alien race
Most deffo not. The jocks do an excellent line in fiery and voluptuous redheads for one thing..
I have to say that, from the memory of my younger days, they were generally the most liberal with their affections…and the cheapest to ‘court.’
Of course I may be generalising my memory.
The prick is a Marxist intent on destruction – the one and only good thing to come out of this will be that we will surely see the end of Labour for a couple of decades. Sure they have ensured a scorched earth economy but ………but………. can it be the end of social engineering and that mad harriet harpie????
That’s scoTched economy.
Balls is English you half wit !
Thought BALLS was Mongolian – He must be, ’cause I can’t understand anything he bangs on about
19 Mandelscum’s got it taped.
fafk orf! ees a Communist
piss-off! he’s a Stalinist
stop talking rubbish. He’s a socialist
He’s mad.
It’s the same as writing, “a socialist”, but it involves less typing.
utter codswallop
he is clearly a corporatist neo-rothschildean banker stooge working for the new world order
Isn’t he a Blairite ?
giggle
Fuck off he is stark raving bonkers. Each day brings Gordon a new personality.
Bilderburgers
Oi have you had a sneak preview of my new book !!
Sod off 103 – Are you Gordon McBroon’s brother?
Nah! Brown is Braun.
Mandelson is Schickelgruber.
Nah .. “Mangledbum” is Goebbels ..
Or could he be Martin Bore-men?
…or Gobbles?
Shithole-grubber surely?
Did someone say shitholes?
Brown is Bruno
Brown is evil
You see, when he was laughing at Hannan he was laughing at us. Evil.
On the up-side the news is now going mainstream.
Not the ‘news’ that Brown may be a pill-popping mentalist but the news that he’s trebled and plans to quadruple national debt. The news that his spending is out of control and the consequences will be horrendous.
That’s the key thing. It’s all about the economy, stupid.
Well said and THAT is what is important, its not the fact he is scottish(only the halfwits on here make an issue but his nationality) its his political command economy philosophy which has devasted our economy. Brown has created a huge client state and it is now devouring us.
I beg to differ it has a lot to do with his nationality. It forms his thinking his actions and his pure hatred of anything south of the border. Sad but true.
Agreed. Brown’s actions make sense only when viewed from the perspective of someone with a pathological and unremitting hatred of England and the English.
Did he bully his way into his job, dodging political inconveniences such as elections, so he could make England a better place, or did he get his job so he could fuck England to buggery with each and every decision he can bring himself to make? Given that England is irreparably fucked to buggery, I think we have our answer.
Yes, Agent99 – I agree entirely. They do very well out of the South – but loose no opportunity to show their dislike of the English. The Scots have their own parliament and their own culture (of which they proudly shove in our face at every opportunity). I think it is about time the Union was disbanded, and the Scots allowed to return to their hallowed land.
Oh for fucks sake !!! what about the rest of the largely English cabinet , what about Mandleson you stupid c unt !!! Nobody can be this thick you must be a labour troll stirring thing up !! Fuck me !
“but loose no opportunity to show their dislike of the English”
You people must have quite the inferiority complex given how much time you spend raking over these supposed Scottish conspiracies against England.
Have you considered the possibility that you might be mentally ill? Fixation around conspiracies, and particularly conspiracies which involve one specific religion, nationality or ethnic group, is often a sign of paranoid schizophrenia. Of course, it’s also a sign that you’re an underachieving fucktard looking to blame your massive failures on someone else.
I don’t think he’s driven by his hatred of the English. He’s a maladjusted human being, he craves power, and that’s the last thing he should be given. Blair must be laughing his socks off, laughing all the way to the bank, sniggering up his sleeve. They’re different from one another but both pure bastards, Scots or not.
I didn’t mention “Scotland” or “conspiracies”, I simply stated the stark staring obvious. Gordon Brown hates England.
Maybe an Englishman ran over his puppy when he was a child, or an English rugby player smashed out one of his eyes; who knows?
Did he sell of England’s gold at the bottom of the market? Yup.
Did he destroy England’s pension schemes? Yup.
Did he and his wife dash from London to Scotland when she was about to drop a sprog, so it wouldn’t be born in England? Yup.
Did he take out a 700bn pound loan in England’s name? Yup.
Did he use English taxpayer’s money to bail out the bank of Scotland? Yup.
Is he planning to take out another 700bn pound loan in England’s name, which we might never be able to repay? Yup.
Do Scottish pensioners, patients and students get a far, far better deal than their English counterparts? Yup.
Is the above paid for by English taxpayers? Yup.
Has he filled England with England-hating psychotic immigrants, who claim English benefits while planning to kill English people in England? Yup.
Did he prevent the English from voting on the EU constitution, thereby giving control of England to foreign governments? Yup.
Thanks to him, are power stations in England now all controlled by foreign governments? Yup.
Is England going to suffer power blackouts as a result? Och, aye, laddie. To that and all the above.
The list goes on. Is Gordon serially incompetent? No, he made it to the position of PM. He’s not thick. So all of the above (and more) he’s done by design, after careful consideration. Why? Because he fucking hates England.
I heard that Brown sent his wife from London to Scotland to give birth, in order to ensure that his children were “Scottish”.
That doesn’t sound like a man who loves England and the Union.
Much of the Scottish labour vote is (was) rabidly anti English.
Has it occurred to you Scots-denigrating muppets that by trying to keep Scotland in the union, Brown is consciously striving to preserve GB as a viable independent(ish) entity, for the benefit of both, and thus for once he’s doing the right thing? He kept Britain out of the Euro don’t forget.
And no, I’m not a Labour apologist, anything but. Also, it could be he’s doing it for the wrong reasons, maybe ridiculously personal reasons for example just to preserve his own power from EU interference, I really don’t know; but so far it’s had the right effect, regardless of his motives.
Having said that, Pravda is whittering on about “product placement” on their website this morning rather than say something bad about the dear leader.
I guess this’ll be the same organisation that last night brought you the Proms in the Park “with many thanks to our friends at NS&I” then.
And don’t forget yesterday’s football highlights with prominent messages from Etihad airways and Singha beer, interviews conducted in front of Carling and Barclays logos…
Never forget, all thanks to the unique way in which they fleece us.
Product placement, whats that ?
Its where you get euro flags in your face
206 In the case of Coca Cola, Product Placement is quite simple: take bottle or can; open carefully; pour contents into W.C. or sink; put emptied bottle/can into correct recycling box…
Then… open bottle of English Beer or Cider, pour reverently into suitable glass, sit back, and calmly enjoy…
A seriously detrimental step. Basil Faultyjet tells us that America has had product placement on tv for …..ages. Well wouldn’t you know!
So there you go, Contessa. “It all started in America” after all…!
Yes, the 8.00am news bulletin on BBC R4 led with the product placement report. Unbelievable. R4 dispenses the waters of Lethe in every blessed bulletin. The “recession is over”, house prices are going up, blah blah, nothing about the sinking Baltic Dry index, the fleets of merchant ships going nowhere, the stonking tax increases in the pipe-line. Fuel levy increase glossed over, although it will cause the price of almost everything to go up, especially food. Middle England are in for such a shock when Gordon Brown can hold off the inevitable no longer.
Alan Johnson on BBCs “The Politics Show” – “Gordon Brown is the best leader we’ve got. He has received accolades from around the World on his handling of the World Banking Crisis !” He had his fingers crossed behind his back though when he said it!
“We come not to praise Caesar, but to bury him”
We come not to curry Caesar, but to braise him.
DZ
Why can’t we bury the bastard? I don’t care if he’s dead or alive…… please please please let’s bury him and put him out of his bloody misery.
Preferably while alive please. In a coffin large enough for him to move slightly but not big enough to give him an opportunity to kick through the lid & start digging upwards.
No problem. Bury the twat upside down, Australia’s a long dig!
OMG – If gordon is the best they’ve got – what does that say for the rest of them?!!
Er – take Johnson’s comment with a very large “pinch of salt” – “He who wields the dagger seldom wears the Crown!” as I believe Lord Heseltine once said(after THE event – obviously) ?
a horse, a horse, my kingdom for a stalking horse
He may have a better chance than he who wields the banana……!
Boom Boom!
NO. Bust Bust
Or, as Mandelson would say no. 166 – BUM BUM
Brum Brum…
“Gordon Brown is the best leader we’ve got.”
Actually, seeing as he’s currently the leader, by definition he is the best leader they’ve got because he’s the only leader they’ve got.
Obama called him a depressed downbeat idiot who sold his soul for oil contracts, and the French government openly says that his policies are just plain mad. I don’t see that as much of an accolade.
This is the same Obama that has gone in 12 months from the Messiah to a man who has just had 2 million people turn up in Washington to protest against him over his implementation of Brown style policies.
Obama is just a well-spoken, high tax version of Bush!
NO ZerObama is Brown in the USA except with auto cue skills.
But give him his due, McCain and that woman would’ve been fucking useless too. So really its a failure of their political system that it throws up crap candidates.
We have the same problem here. Call Me Dave doesn’t inspire. Oh if only Hague was their leader now…..
He’s absolutely right.
Gordon Brown is also technically the *only* leader they’ve got so you cannot disagree with him.
Clever answer.
Yeah and Obama has let bushco off the hook which is what Dave will probably do with Brownco. We want investigations and trials for Blair and Brown and I want my country back – returned to the people. How come it was incorporated in 1939?
precisely. This country is deliberately kept in a state of permanent legal bankruptcy for a reason. The bankers run this country and the labour and conservative parties are both willing puppets.
Obama is the bankers puppet too.
“I’ll pull a few strings”
It is as I have said often, part of the “Resignation with honour” strategy being engineered by Mandleson. There is no way Brown will stand in the next election, he hasnt got the guts.
No, you’re making it up. The other anonymous said that.
no I didn’t
Why do people remain anonymous? There must be something that you could name yourself after so it’s not so confusing who said what..
Is that any better ?
In the land of nuLabour, the anonymous stand a better chance of surviving the pogroms.
Nan .. “Mangledbum” is Goebbels ..
O/T but highly recommended.
Global warming lies exposed, (courtesy Ian Dale).
http://eureferendum.blogspot.com/2009/09/triumph-for-propaganda.html
The climate change lobby is now having to lie continually to support its position.
Yes. It has always been possible to navigate the North West Passage, sometimes, just at the best time of the year in September. That is useless for commercial shipping, however, as they can’t risk the possibility of getting stuck and can’t afford the cost of going with an icebreaker. Little has changed although a long warming trend that began around 1800 may eventually leave the passage reliable open for a few weeks in late summer.
see GLAVSEVMORPUT – the Russian administration of the Northern Sea Route. Nice propoganda book about it by Smolka in the 1950s (?). The Northern Sea Route is economically and strategically important, and has been since the 1920′s. That is why they have six nuclear powered icebreakers: they aren’t cheap. The most famous icebreaker (possibly) was Krassin, built by Armstrong and Whitworth in 1917 in England. This is the ship that was involved in the rescue of Umbert Nobile’s attemt to reach the North Pole by airship (it crashed) in 1928. Krassin worked for 50 years, paid off in 1970, now a museam ship. Noerthern Sea Route was not a trivial footnote to history, it was a serious, major effort. Still is.
sorry about mis-spellings – finger trouble, should preview.
The climate-change alarmists have always had to lie, exaggerate or misrepresent, omit data or mislead about the science to justify their position.
Change is the default, natural and unchallengeable nature of climate. Always has been and for the alarmists to try to hold future temp rises to only 2 degrees is the height of insane king canutism.
BTW these alarmists have gone quiet about the fact that arctic ice has been recovering for the last couple of years in direct contradiction of their most confident projections.
Where is the evidence of recovery of arctic ice?
NASA satellite coverage of the Arctic since 1979.
Obviously not here. This is a political blog. Do you know google?
http://www.nasa.gov/topics/earth/features/seaice_status09.html
the evidence of recover in sea ice is here:
http://www.ijis.iarc.uaf.edu/en/home/seaice_extent.htm
This shows that the lowest ice extent was in Sept 2007, 2008 had improved, and this year as getting back nearer to normal levels. We had the largest ice extent on this record back in may.
Also look at http://www.wattsupwiththat.com/ That is an excellent climate science blog. It looks at all the different areas that may influence climate and reports on the latest breakthroughs as well as actually debunking the rubbish claims of alarmists and showing in rigorous detail where specifically the alarmists make blatant errors in their methodology, calculations and conclusions.
Thank you Mr Ed
The chances of Bob Crow having a Nokia ricochet off his ear hole this week are quite high then.
http://blogs.notw.co.uk/politics/2009/09/taming-the-wildcats.html
Followed by Dave Ward copping the richochet as it bounces off Crow’s head ???
http://www.mailonsunday.co.uk/news/article-1213062/Your-post-gutter-Strike-hit-Post-Office-managers-sort-mail-pavement.html
So we could yet see Lord Mandy launching Operation Ed Miliband then ???
I’d like to operate on Ed Miliband too. A full frontal lobotomy would do.
I wouldn’t like that at all.
But surely Mandy is thick and superficial enough to go for the ‘tallest guy always wins’ routine ?
Of course Berlusconi, Medvededvevededvv, and Sarko rather disprove this, but with a dearth of that sort of political talent, surely this will mean just resorting to the tape measure and Grecian 2000 ???
The only other thing which might work is persuading Blair to go public with a denunciation of Brown saying his Gaydar is twitching and that the British public would prefer ‘ABG’
I think someone already beat you to it
I thought he’d already had one of those?
Have we really got to put up with all this till next June?! It is downright scary.
No – just until after the Irish are forced to vote “yes”. Brown will be discarded after that.
I fear you may be right .
There is still the Cheqs and the Polish but it will be quite easy to bribe that lot with a couple of ‘nod nod, wink wink’ plumbing jobs for the EU palaces they will surely build.
No, you could all grow a pair and get out on the streets and protest!
Or you could do the really smart thing and get the hell out of the United Condom!
Oh no, of course not!
You are all patriots and want you and your children to pay for this crap for the next x hundred years!
Would do but to old now to go and anyway probably better to stand and fight. Why the feck should they be able to do this to us? they should not so staying and rebelling is the best way and as long as it pisses them off even slightly it will be worth it.
I have though advised my kids it may be in their best interest to go as they are the innocent bystanders in this without a vote but who will pick up the pieces in the end.
For me this is deja vu. I remember the last destruction though the 70′s that these bastards reaped on this country. I pray the lesson is finally learned and they are thrown out and not returned for generations. Some of us should remain to keep hammering home that message and avoid these twats ever getting in power again.
I am old enough to remember it all too clearly.
I was obliged to vote Con, in the same way that many will be if you get another election.
The interesting part of the one and only time that I voted was when I walked outside of the polling station.
I was an unreconstucted hippy then, as I am now, so because of my appearance the labour poll montors saw me, took in my apppearnce and said:
‘No need to ask who you voted for.’
and ticked me as a liebore voter;
They are not very bright in Lambeth!
Anyway, good luck to you Agent 99!
Population churning is exactly what they want. Yes, everyone who feels the pinch could just leave the country and see their places taken by yet more foreigners. But who exactly does such a scenario benefit? I’ll spoon-feed you the answer: Brown, Mandy, Blair and Co.
Stick with your first suggestion: “Grow a pair and get out on the streets!”
“Get the hell out…”
And go to where?
The United European Socialist Republic?
The United States of America Mentalist Republic?
Canada – well maybe, but it gets bloody cold.
Australia – Hmm definitely an option but bloody difficult to get in these days
New Zealand – Nice place but at the arse end of the universe
Have already contacted my Irish friends & family & sent them some choice links from British blogs & headlines to persuade them along the road to ‘NO’
I pewdict twouble at mill.
Brown is in position until the Irish vote yes, then he will step down. Mission accomplished.
He and others work to a higher agenda, playing the long game and leading to the ‘New World Order’.
What was that line in Twelfth Night ??
‘M, O, A, I doth sway my life..’ ?
Hmmmmmm…. can someone help me out here ???
“I may command where I adore;
But silence, like a Lucrece knife,
With bloodless stroke my heart doth gore:
M, O, A, I, doth sway my life.”
To be totally boring it does go on as follows and could describe McDooms new No 10 assistant McMonica..
‘I may command where I adore.’ Why, she may command me; I serve
her; she is my lady. Why, this is evident to any formal capacity;
there is no obstruction in this: and the end, — what should that
alphabetical position portend? if I could make that resemble
something in me!
Spooky….
‘If this were played upon a stage now, I could
condemn it as an improbable fiction.’
Pretty much sums up how I’ve been feeling about Carry On Gordon and Co. Though maybe a quote from ‘Comedy of Errors’ would be more appropriate.
Sounds like a longwinded version of 69 if he’s lucky
Surely M. A. O. I
?
Is today yet another Gordon Relaunch day?
Lots of peeps have been on the radio and TV saying what a good egg he is, even the Union bosses.
“Lots of peeps have been on the radio and TV saying what a good egg he is,……”
They said that about “Humpty-Dumpty” as well !!
But all the Queen’s horses and all the Queen’s men couldn’t………………
….couldn’t stop him from screwing again.
Ha Ha Thats a terrible yoke…
261 I shell refrain from commenting..
They’re a two faced lot. Still looking for their peerages. Bit of power at last
In his speech [to the TUC], Mr Brown will say: “People’s livelihoods and homes and savings are still hanging in the balance, and so today I say to you: don’t put the recovery at risk. [...] Don’t risk it with the Tories whose obsessive anti-state ideology means they can’t see a role for government in either recession or recovery.”
What about your obsessive pro state ideology mr brown.?
the union response is just as shit:
“A time will come when we need to get the deficit down, but that’s not the stage that we are at.”
Mr Barber urged the government not to cut public spending, saying that this could hinder economic growth.
.. As will a BBB/Junk rating ! for fucks sake!!
..these guys are in charge. they pretend that they spend spend spend and make everyone’s life better but this CAR CRASH will hit HARD SUDDENLY. instead of reducing spending say 20%, the NHS will be sacraficed at the IMF’s alter, and 50% cuts will come (as well as higher fucking taxes!)
..the economy will be high unemployment, high interest rates, high inflation and LOW SKILL (emmigration). What a fucking basket case who the fuck put these c unts in power for fucks sake???
“……….who the fuck put these c unts in power for fucks sake???”
Whoever voted Labour in 1997-2001 & 2005 obviously. Let’s hope the same “mugs” aren’t around in 2010
don’t remember voting for “union barons”
.. or mr brown either infact.
(yes i know that parlimentary system means that he is the leader of the mps not a directly elected post – however, blair promised to serve a third term (not that that would have been better) so in effect, mr brown is a broken manifest pledge).
If you vote Labour you automatically vote for Union Barons.
Getting rid if the National Death Service will be GOOD for this country.
Maybe we can then go on to get some proper healthcare rather than our current ration of treatment (if a bureaucrat decides)
never going to happen though
it’s a far-right lunatic pipe dream as CMD has made abundantly clear
Catch-22 revisited:
If Brown were mad, the parliamentary system, which above all is entrusted to act sanely and rationally and solely in the best interests of the whole country, would have no option but to replace him.
It has not replaced him. Therefore he cannot be mad.
What if they are all mad? W.W.
Kirsty McNeil was a specialist in dirty politics while at Oxford – refusing to ever state her Labour Party connections in election hustings – her campaign to become President of Oxford University Students Union was one of the most acrimonious in years – this is just a taster of what her supporters got up to -
http://www.oxfordstudent.com/mt1999wk6/News/election_tribunals_farce
Perfect grounding for life in Brown’s Bunker……
And she was privately educated – height of hypocrisy….www.glasgowhigh.com
It comes as no surprise she fits the profile of the middle to upper class Scottish Labour supporter ( think Kirsty wark) They talk the talk but rarely walk the walk. I think they love to portray themselves as Labour supporters to enhance their “humanity” I mean Labour are all for the poor and I am such a caring individual you know.
“Middle to upper-class Scottish Labour supporter?” Oxymoron alert!!
Thinking Kirsty Wark has almost put me off my supper! Ugh.
And she seems to already be very familiar with lies, threats & browbeating. Seems an ideal soul mate for Gordon. However, if MandelQueen has the knives out for her, I don’t suppose she’ll last long.
She’s certainly not his type
Hmmmm… But how will they persuade Brown to ‘go willingly’ ??
I can’t see him agreeing to that – unless Mandy threatens to unleash some real dirt on him to the News of the Screws – and surely that is not an easy thing, as Mandy may have as much to lose as Gordy on that score ??
The only thing I can see working is a bit of subterfuge leading to a ‘hot mic’ incident at conference where Gordon makes a remark about Cameron ‘… only having a spastic kid because it’s fucking good PR..’ or using a word like ‘Pak!’ or ‘Niigga’ just before he is to speak on the conference platform, and it is then ‘accidentally’ overheard by the BBC / Sky..
But how on earth could they engineer such a plot ?? I can’t see anything else working, unless Guido manages to sneak a small-ish video camera into the behind-the-scenes plotting at conference, and thus forces a ‘guerilla operation’ led by the Brothers Miliband to ‘go public’ before they have had a chance to flush out and neutralise any opposition.
They could approach silently from behind carrying a white jacket. Once they’ve got his arms in the sleeves and fixed the straps, hey presto – Bob’s your uncle, he’s theirs.
If he really is on MAOIs, they could simply mess with his food or drink a few hours before his conference speech.
Scorrish view of Labour even efter a few swallies is:
SNP on 28% vote share
Labour on 21% vote share
Conservatives on 19%
Libdems 18%
According to a Yougov poll for the Glasgae Herald last week. If you are aware of how much most Scots hate the Conservatives it says aw that has to be said abit Labour’s predicament in Scotia.
The MoD closing Benbecula Ranges in an effort to pay for Afghanistan while increasing the the no go zone around them to 8,000 square miles (taking out some key fishing grounds) will be good for anither precentage point or twa tae the SNP. Then there is the continuing delay to the Carrier contract which isnae ga’n tae well on Clydeside or Macavity’s ain patch in Fife. Also the impending redundancies in Edinburgh and Glasgae noo HBOS is part of Gordon’s guid pal at Lloyds Bank, the down sizing of RBOS personnel while the cause of all the problems at the Merchant Bank RBOS sector are back pocketing millions is going down a right treat an’ aw.
Bit Scotland are oot aw the World Cup so that mist mean that Gordon’s right; Scotland is to sma’, tae poor an’ tae stupit tae dae ony thing else than vote Labour – aye right!
It is a given that the scotch see the tories as THE English party so the institutionalised racism of our ‘friends’ will assure Dave of no representation in the heather.
Labour on 21% vote share
Conservatives on 19%
racists!
Longshanks – As you say, the Scots have made it very clear that they see the Tories as the English party, and knowing their expressed hatred of the English, CMD stands no chance north of the border – no Tory ever will. Time to cut the cord, time to disband the Union. Cut these leaches loose.
Rick, have a care please! That’s the country of compassion you are talking about.
Learn to spell you twat. You would also benefit from a dull thud on the side of your jaw…
Fucking delicious!
Salmond going to order carriers for the Scottish navy then?
You english fuckwits don’t get it, do you? Scotland will be entitled to 10% of anything connected with this useless fucking union; 10% of all materiel…
Fucking delicious!
ps – and we keep ALL the oil, you sponging bams. (cue the chinless wonders quoting debt)
McMental will be OK
Gold plated pension and
McMental has been offered a job
Its not lecturing at Harvard, but rather as chief clown in Billy Smarts circus, that photo was taken as he left the interview.
His new name will be “Loco the clown”
Not funny (Gordon), (funny Ha Ha), just funny (peculiar), exploding model of Houses of Parliament, doors and windows fly off then clock tower crashes to ground, children cry!
The bastard Brown is Eva Braun! Jesus have we now got two of them?
Oy vey, my life, so soon already!
Ein Blut,
Ein Folk,
Ein Reich,
Ein Fuhrer,
Ein Shithaus!
Seig Heil!
That bastard Dave will do more of basically just the same, as he has the same masters!
Zu viel blut,
Zu viel volk,
Ein EU Fuhrer,
Ei grosser Shithaus!
Seig Heil!
gordon,badger,mandy-all communists……….except that they have to live in luxury ……….i thought brown was more of a quentin crisp-what with his funny make up and his fag hag sarah ,(pretend wife) who wouldnt look out of place in the front row of the british lions!
the govt. debt-ie our debt,will have to be paid for by each and every one of us for years to come………things are so good that council workers have been offered a 1% rise..(Unite are advising against it and seeking a strike vote)…..benefits are being squeezed and the bank of england has spent nearly all its reserves so it has had to just conjure up £175 BILLION out of thin air!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i know gordon likes crack-but is he smoking it too?
Good to see Michael Savage is still on Jackboots’ case
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/article6815518.ece
“Shame on you for violating the laws of your own land. Shame on you for taking the land of the Magna Carta and turning it into a sort of mini North Korea.”
What an excellent appraisal.
Nice one Odds.
Given this Government’s support for Libya, and it’s promises to protect Libyan terrorists and murderers, the case for banning themselves is more compelling than the case for banning Savage.
Only a dumbwit like Brown would send the SAS in to train Libyan terrorists on how to combat the SAS. When’s the inquiry. How soon before they boot him out?
Ha Ha Ha! and when are Straw and Mandelson inviting their new fuck-buddy Gaddafi over to the U.K. for tea and cakes?, I hear he is now a respectable Camel dealer.
It still amazes me how such a nonentity could be put into a position of such power and authority.
Her becoming Home Secretary was a bit like getting a feeble old woman to herd cattle.
Completely and utterly out of her depth, and a pig-swilling trougher to boot.
Her favourite word…..actually.
Nobody is going home until we find out who gave Mr Prescott the catering sized box of All Bran.
It’s a matter for the insurance now.
what a load of bollocks. You cannot handle the issues so you attack Gordon – frankly Fraser Nelson knows fuck all about what’s happening in Downing street. Its really fucking pathetic journalism – its not even journalism-its just Conservative party spin. If this is the best the party can do – you will LOSE.
what has Mad Frankly Fraser got to do with it?
I’d keep shtum of I were you chummy
you don’t want to get Mad Frankly Fraser miffed or mad as a lorry
concrete boots know what I mean
Is the clue in the title?
Is that guy anonymous, Mr Anonymous or one of the Annonymouses from Gasworks st.
Fantastic case of selective amnesia here, Mr Anonymous, or should I say Mr Stooge. This site has been full of detailed indictments of Brown and co’s incompetence, illiberalism, cowardice and dishonesty for years. Many of them come from neutrals or even disillusioned Labour supporters, as well as Tories. It’s not so much about policies – as far as I can see neither party has any, they are just made up on the hoof in response to media campaigns or focus groups. A lot of us think CMD is a long way short of being a credible Prime Minister, but the priority has to be to get rid of the nutter in charge.
Just for starters:
Public finances have been shot to pieces, not so much because of the bank bailout – which was unavoidable after the failure of Brown’s creation, the FSA, as because of a total failure to control spending. It wasn’t investment – that gets results – it was a combination of over generous PFI and procurement deals and the creation of massive bureaucracy in unaccountable quangos. See the TPA/IOD report for details. This is not a matter of left or right – who cares if multinational construction companies’ profit margins are trimmed or management consultants are out of work? It’s about proper grown up management. Why would anyone expect Brown’s close mates cooper or Balls to be capable of running employment or education ministries when neither of them has ever had a job?
It’s actually just a detail that the man is mad, although perhaps quite a telling one.
“……the priority has to be to get rid of the nutter in charge…..”
Totally. People would vote for ANYONE that isn’t Gordon Brown. Ignoring whether or not the blokes depressed;suicidal or a raving looney. He has single-handedly with a little help from Blair been responsible for destroying this country – 10 years as Chancellor and 2 as Prime Minister. The bloke deserves no sympathy just political oblivion and that goes for Labour if they haven’t the guts to act to protect the country by removing him – by the end of October
Surely someone in the Labour Party has the guts to pass him the guacamole dip?
It can’t be that hard to rationalise. Getting rid of Gordon would be great for the country, great for the Labour party, and great for the career of the man, or woman, – sorry, person – wielding the knife. It would almost certainly mean a permanent place in history!
‘Ello. Private Bob here, military expert, and the latest in a long line of outstanding Labour Offense Secretaries.
What’s that? You say you’ve got a special assassination mission for my approval?
None of those other tossers want the job. That’s why he’s still there.
Brown should have been sectioned upon the release of this photograph: http://eotp.wordpress.com/2009/05/08/2009-new-labour-unelected-p-m-gordon-brown-parasite/
WRRRAAAAAWWKK! (shiver) (cower) A-EEERRKK!!!
He looks just like a demented Susan Boyle – who, hopefully, appears to have overcome her traumas – or a crazed Demon King from the Christmas Panto.
How on earth did someone get that picture? Sheeesh. (‘Must have been working for Mandy)?
Young Stalin?
Fucking hell!!! The picture that screams a thousand nightmares!!!
Its those eyes…..He looks just like the guy in ‘full metal Jacket’ before he blows the instructor away and sticks the gun under his own chin
Stop being beastly to Our Prime Minister. He deserves our sympathy not this riducle.
Bollocks. There are ~45m people who actually want to see him humiliated and would feel cheated if he stepped down. The man deserves nothing less than to be an example of what becomes if you are a traitor to the British people.
I have my Champers on ice, I’ve waited 12 fucking years for next June, though I wouldn’t be surprised if the useless fucker ruiness that for me as well.
W.W.
Leave him to boil in his own piss. May 06 2010 would be a perfect election date…and Tony Blair’s birthday. Cherie will have the Lambrini on ice already.
I’ll bet he steps down with health (eye?) issues before the election though!
Yarroo!, ger off!, is the tuck-shop still open?
He deserves a bullet through the back of his neck – and that’s a charitable response to all the evil he’s done to the UK – images from The Wicker Man would be far more suitable.
Now yer talkin. This country needs to get pagan on his ass.
Fraser Nelson is the intellectual force behind the tories. God help us all
And Prescott is your intellectual force,perhaps?
WHEN is Gordon Brown going to apologise for HENRY VIII and his actions?
Come on Gordon, it’s all your fault – you must apologise………………..
On the contrary he’s making sure the job is finished off:
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23432815-details/%C2%A33m+needed+to+stop+cathedral+collapsing/article.do
Could it be that by calling the evil, pant-pissing snot goblin mad you are playing into his hands? Could the stories of his psychotic episodes be planted by himself? Once he has finally been removed from office there will be calls for him to face trial. He is setting up his means of escaping trial (and hopefully execution) by reason of not being fit to do so because he is insane.
He may be genuinely insane, but that should not stop him being tried and executed for treason along with the rest of the nuLieBore regime. It goes without saying that the previous penalties for treason need to be brought back first. The traditional method of being hung, drawn and quartered somehow lacks sufficient suffering measured against their crimes.
Perhaps he’ll do a version of the vile Alistair Campbell. Whining and ringing his hands about the poor state of his mental health. Going for the sympathy vote.
Constitutional and Administrative Law applying to MP’s (& PM’s)
“Mental illness is a common law disqualification. If an already elected MP is authorised to be detained on grounds of mental illness, the Speaker is notified and the member’s seat is declared vacant”
This is the reason gordon is being so heavily medicated. Question is will he be standing for election in Kirkcaldy next time around?
Bedlam for Him and the Marshalsea for Us, better not mention err…. Charles Duckins.
Is Brown mad or just bad? Acting like an utter arsehole and then saying: “You’ll have to forgive me it’s my nerves” is an age-old ploy employed by people who rant and rave at others, throw things around, etc. Sounds like anyone we know?
Mind you, badness and madness can run together…
The Weekender: Labour not fit for purpose, Gordon Brown cosies up to Gaddafi, Queen has to arrange history lesson for ignorant Brown and nobody will work on Brown’s election campaign)
Anyone who destroys the country, sees that destruction, and still carries on with the same policies is clearly mad.
The question is not “is he mad?” because that’s self-evidently true to everyone on the planet.
The question is “is he chemically imbalanced in the brain, or is he simply just a fucking evil negligent bastard ?”
I think it’s both. I think he’s just naturally a fucking evil negligent bastard, and because of that the chemical imbalance in his brain has happened to make the symptoms more apparent over the years as people have started to point that out to him.
No amount of pills will fix his problem, because his problem isn’t that he’s depressed, it’s simply that he’s naturally a fucking evil negligent bastard.
It’s all compounded by a whole life of nobody close to him physically taking him to task over his evil fuckwittery.
You can’t claim the insanity defence in cases like this. If you could then nobody would ever go to prison for anything, because almost all serious crimes are by definition some kind of madness.
His chemical imbalance is a symptom of his natural evilness, it’s not the cause.
cause and effect are vital to differentiate between in this case.
I’d like to know who it was that kicked Brown in the head during a game of rubgy when he was younger hard enough to make his eyeball almost fall out his socket. Was it someone who saw what he was like and tried to do him in for the greater good before it was too late?
Rumours are flying that it was Dean Richards.
Cameron mustn’t sleep at night knowing that he has to clean up all the shit that Brown and his fellow wankers have done.
Stygian stables cleaned in a day, reasonable rates.
They are mine. not Stygian, thank you very much
We should be the one’s lying awake at night.
Cameron just has to clean it up, we have to pay the fucking cleaning bill.
W.W.
it has just occurred to me, I have been putting Brown sauce on my sunday morning sausage sandwich
‘and tells him what he wants to hear. She has huge influence now’
Good, we should go nuclear quite soon then!
AH (C)
What des gordon want to hear?
Is she telling him that he is a lean mean sex machine?
This is more how I see Gordon Brown
I think that’s what’s going off in his head 24/7, This is how I see Gordon Brown:
Yes! That’s it! That’s Gordon!
I watched that picture for three and a half minutes and I don’t get the message? Nice garden though; will it be extra council tax on that one?
Can’t not walk and not chew gum at the same time?
turn your speakers on
@comment, another dickhead?
I’ll turn me speakers on. Thanks.
just a question for someone who knows about muney
will they allow the UK to join the Euro with such a large amount of debt?
if we are so integrated with Europe, is not UK debt Europes problem?
Yes because we still pay them everyday. Would a pub care if you were broke so long as you kept visiting?
Do credit card companies want customers who pay off the entire balance every month or do they want the type who runs up large debts and gets suckered into paying their exorbitant interest rates?
If product placement brings home the ITV bacon, why not let the BBC do the same and do away with the telly tax?
I thought they already did it – As an example How many BBC News Staff wear “North Face” Waterproofs ?
They already wear two-faced waterproofs, their product placement is the New Labour Project!
Sky reporters proudly sport North Face gear on screen as well. But that’s fine since they’re private sektor. Shouldn’t the hated BBC stick black insulation tape over the brand, though? That’s what Valerie Singleton used to do with Fairy liquid bottles back in the 1960s. Fucking BBC make me puke.
So why are they already product placing New Labour?
Bonkers
Out with NuLiebor
In with the Tories
Rise up UKIP
Done Deal
But it takes a little time
Fuck off, Nigel. The Tories are just Nu Labour MkII waiting in the wings. CMD is a Coiffured Neutered Ponce and there ain’t no future in England’s dreaming.
oh god guido, you’re such an old woman…..http://www.thelilaccruiser.com/2009/09/13/debt-hysteria/
The article is not comparing like with like.
In the 1950s household debt was very low, there was no housing crash, the USA was a net exporter, not an importer, and the financial system was not in ruins.
The UK is not the USA.
Sterling is not a global reserve currency.
The USA is not manacled by the same degree of over regulation as the UK.
The USA has a far more dynamic and flexible economy than the UK.
The UK is not an important part of the global economy; we are utterly dispensable.
and so on ad infinitum
Has the British Athletic Association thought of entering G Brown for the Women’s Shot Putt? H Harman would have to support this on equality grounds. We could all support it as suitable (and less expensive to the taxpayer) alternative employment.
On the subject of inter-gender humans – don’t we think that lesbian tennis players should be tested – there’s been quite a few – a high perHuntage
A high what??
Gender testing politicians would be a good start.
Is Harriet Harman truly female?
What about the “men”?
I think its very worrying that goverment can be so reduced, what happens if we have an issue that can not wait to be tackled untill after an election? Do we think any of these people would be less than an unmitigated disaster?
http://newslion.blogspot.com/
http://www.thelilaccruiser.com/2009/09/13/debt-hysteria/
sorry got link wrong
I INSIST THE BASTARD IS CONSIGNED TO A LUNATIC ASYLUM FORTHWITH!!
They sold them off for housing estates about ten years ago
After reading Seymore Clearly im getting the urge to vote ukip
Thank you dear patriot.
Seconded. The 1952 statement by Monnet about EU political integration is enough to send shivers down every citizen’s spine. O/T but related, nothing in MSM about 2 million ‘anti-socialist’ Americans marching on Washington yesterday. US citizens have woken up to the dark forces of ‘The New World Order’. It’s about time the Brits and Irish wake up too…
bringing england down is a good enough reason for the irish to vote yes. dodgy dave should pledge a referendum now.
All we need to do is for the majority to pledge a vote for ukip now. IMO-In all the newpaper and other blogs and comments boxes. Make it be known. Don’t be put off by UKIP in-decision or financial accusations because once their job is done we shall have democracy back in a democratic society and you could even vote Labour again if you wished to. We need to restore sovereignty and democracy first.
We only have one more General Election and its about europe.
The main aim of this election MUST be to get rid of the Labour Government and the only way to effect that is to vote for whichever party has the best chance of defeating a sitting Labour MP be it Conservative,Lib Dem or UKIP
a tory/ukip government would be the best outcome.
286 – Agreed: now where are we going to find some Tories, I wonder?
I used to vote Tory but I’ve given up on them. It’s no longer a “conservative” party as far as I’m concerned.
Exactly. Fucking sell-out scum and indeed have been since the days of Ted Heath (and I include the equally vile Thatcher sell-out years in that, too).
285 spot on.
Whatever party you vote for just don’t vote Labour. Actually the fact of the matter is the party best positioned to remove Labour is the Tories. So as I have said before play the long game as far as we can (Lisbon beckoning of course).
Vote conservative (hold your nose if you have to ….but do it). This next election we have to make sure Labour are so badly trashed they cease to be a fighting force or any force in British Polotics. I would be looking for less than 50 of the rats left no prisoners and total scorched earth.
It takes a bit of of bideing time for 5 years to make sure the Labour monster is truly dead then at the next election vote for who the hell you like. Only in this way will you avoid the same mistake that was made in 97′ and the monster will resurface.
With an infestation like Labour only total erradication will suffice and nothing less. Twice in 30 years !!!! don’t let them do it a third time just stand and fight them all the way.
AIMHO of course.
They have actually stuffed us 4 times on the trot – there’s a pattern emerging dont you think?
Agree, it’s about Europe. If we choose Dave, things won’t change much
Dave is just the next worthless sell-out merchant piece of shit in a very long line. I detest him even more than Brown because he pretends to offer something better whereas in fact he’s just a stinking Blair clone. After 10 years of Dave, you’ll have noticed no fucking difference whatsoever except to say that we’ll be even more in hock to Brussels and the CCTV spy cameras will have machine guns bolted to them.
On his way to the loony bin he can take Bob Knobs-not-worth-a-shite with him – this pair are now trying to push injured servicemen out of the Army on the cheap:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/defence/6183038/Injured-soldiers-to-be-encouraged-to-leave-armed-forces.html
Are there not lengths this good-for-f**k-all pair won’t try to stab our Armed Forces in the back ??
The reason for this “brutal act” is quite simple – Army recruitment is “capped”(even though infantry units are under-strength) by the Treasury(another of Gordon’s parting shots before he left)therefore if they have a “disabled a serviceman/woman still on the strength and who cannot be assigned to combat duties because of that dis-ability irrespective of whether that occurred due to active service they cannot recruit an able-bodied person to replace them and who can be assigned combat duties. When the army’s committments were not as over-stretched as they are now that wasn’t too much of a problem but now the army is stretched hence the decision referred to in the above
Maybe the MoD could employ them?
Any change the ugly fucking one eyed jock gay boy might take an overdose?
We are now entering the final phase of the crash that will be Labour dying – within a month it will all be over and the Brown curse will be lifted from our country – the worst person ever to hold the highest office will be gone and we be rid of his evil curse.
The evil that this man has brought to the country will take years to eradicate,but we can do it and must do it.
Much of the problems in this country can be attributed to the terrors inflicted on the country (both actual and psychological) by that bloke Thatcher. For in his regime was cruelty and indifference on a scale not seen for half a century in Europe. The current Labour mob, mugs, hoons and incompetents alike, have got nothing on Thatcher. Ultimately, of course, the same people pay the price as they always do. If we really want to elect a sensible, useful government then everything in place must be scrapped and we must begin again. Instead, we will probably be subject to rule by the Eton Rifles/Bullingdon brigade and other chinless aristocrats. The thought of Gideon Osborne in a position of power is too horrible to contemplate. So think your way beyond Labour, Liberal, Tory, whatever it is. They are all Hunts and you know it.
Thatcher gave us back democracy.
Before her the Unions ruled this country without elections.
she put us further into europe as well.
There is no democracy in Britain and there never has been any. Thatcher disenfranchised millions, condemning countless numbers to a life marked by poverty and distress, from which many have never emerged. Subsequently, when this truism is pointed out, those who find the reality of it discomfitting resort to blaming the victims, those people whose lives Thatcher wrecked. Yes, this Thatcher, who supported the notorious Pinochet, who did not want to see the Berlin wall come down, who sent thousands of British troops to an fight for an island most people had never heard of so that she could win an election. Only a fool would suggest that Thatcher is synonymous with democracy.
How did Thatcher disenfranchise millions?
How did Thatcher condenm countless numbers to poverty and distress?
Give it up 287…still blaming Thatcher after all these years of Labour misrule??? I said it 1997 it will all end in tears it always does with a Labour government.
Lo and behold your party screwed it up AGAIN big style this time. So nothing you can say to deflect from that will make the slightest difference. So do us all a favour and please and just fuck right off with your Thatcher shit and take your evil fucking rats in No 10 with you. Your finished and hopefully for good this time.
Moley
she didnt she did the opposite after years of Labour shite rule and vists to the IMF cap in hand the Labour hoons have just never got over it so continue to perpetuate the myth. When I was abroad everyone respected Thatcher big time and always said. Now when I am abroad they just laugh I just wish I was joking but I am not
Now as regards ‘Sunny Jim’ Calaghan of 70′s where do you start on that hoon as there is so much… but of course you won’t hear about that as the Pravda airbrush does its work well
In the writing of this history a priority must be to establish in every ones minds the absolute fact that Bliar was at the heart of the institutionalised dishonesty that we know as NuLabour.
The main difference between Bliar and Brown, timing
Haven’t you heard. The unions still think they are running the country.
Thatcher sold us into European slavery every bit as much as Heath. Why do you think Brown commissioned a portrait of the old bitch? She’s his inspiration, quite clearly, just as Heath was hers, if the truth be known. Scum rises to the top in politics just as it does in your local sewer.
303, spot on, ghastly woman, did untold damage that we’ll suffer from for years to come. The present lot rubber stamped everything she did, though they promised they would transfer rail companies to public ownership. Between them, c30 years of failure, and now even worse – bankruptcy.
Thatcher did much good, but, sadly, made a number of bad mistakes. Blair did much harm in a career littered with serious mistakes and behaved fraudulently on the EU constitution. He then stood down to let a psychopath take charge.
I can’t bring to mind a single action of Brown, that had the impress of a sane and stable mind.
The tragedy is that he seems to have had the nation mesmerized. Take as an example the abolition of the ten p tax rate. Where were the brave young men in the treasury, whom we trust to be able to count, who should have been shouting out that the plan was insane? Where was Cameron and that young boy Osborne? Where was that supposedly financially wise man Cable?
We need a new government made up of able and brave men. How shall we identify them and then get them elected? How shall we rid ourselves of sycophants who alone can keep a madman in power?
thatcher got energy policy totally wrong.
both the labour and conservative parties have closed down mines.
we have 300 years worth of energy supply under our very feet, and with the introduction of carbon capture technology we can safely burn coal and incinerate domestic waste. the incineration of waste is ofcourse free energy which could be returned to the households that provided the waste.
a virtuous circle, innit. makes a fucking change, eh?
we have had enough of politicians causing more problems than they solve.
we want our lives to be made easier: most people are busy enough working their fucking arses off to pay the bills and pay the taxman and the last thing they need is the state getting in their way when they are simply going about their business.
thatcher destabilised this country’s energy security.
big mistake.
340
The tragedy is that he seems to have had the nation mesmerized. Take as an example the abolition of the ten p tax rate. Where were the brave young men in the treasury, whom we trust to be able to count, who should have been shouting out that the plan was insane? Where was Cameron and that young boy Osborne? Where was that supposedly financially wise man Cable?
They all pointed it out the day after that budget. Raised it throughout the year but the mental one went ahead anyway saying no one would be affected. This was solely down to the utter fuckwit in No 10 and nothing to do with any other party who were not in power and did not commance a sufficient majority to do anything about it. Collectively maybe but when your enemy is making a huge mistake and wont listen then don’t inturrupt
#287 just how fucked up does the countrys economy have to be before you conceed that this adminisrtration are a disaster ?
Thatcher dint bankrupt the country she broke the tyrany of the Unions and you have never forgiven her. Good on you maggie !!!
Thatcher was a disaster. Blair and Brown followed in her footsteps and now look where we are. Fuckin’ toerags all of them.
Fuck off shit stabber. The only people Maggie fucked were the bone idle fucking jocks and the Huntz from Liverpool. All drug taking bone idle fucking shits.
agreed!! 100% Of course nothing Labour have done in the last 12 years is Labours fault its all maggies… HAHAHAHAHAA labour, fuckwits to the end.
I can understand why Gordon hates the English – he has to work with the ultimate Englishman Herr von Mandelgrot
Mandy’s NOT English. Unfortunately, the laws of the land prohibit me from telling you exactly what he IS.
Vulcan, Martian, Transylvanian?… Go on, spill the beans. no-one will notice
This is a rather sensitive subject. Naming his ancestry can provoke accusations of being Nazi scum etc. Here is a clue though: his bloodline rhymes with blueish, he has been snipped and won’t eat pork………..geddit?
Welsh? shudder…
Ah. He must be Armish then?
This rumour has been floating about for a wee while and should be flushed away with assistance, like so many floaters in the bowl.
I have no idea as to the state of Brown’s mental health. As it happens, some of the most effective and humane politicians I’ve come across have often seemed rather troubled individuals, but surely the key thing is that Brown seems to be neither conspicuously humane or effective.
This is an ignoble smear campaign, a whispering campaign that has got louder as its proponents have got braver, and is oddly reminiscent of the SNP whispers against Margo MacDonald a few years ago ‘ ‘She’s not in good health, you know’; ‘Poor Margo, I don’t know if you’ve heard. . .’
The fact is that Margo is worth the rest of the Holyrood pack put together, despite her very real illness, and Brown is not really worth anything, whatever may or be not be wrong with him.
Publishing this was an error of judgement, Mr Dale.
In fairness to Dale,this rumour had been in the Indy,the Torygraph and the Grauniad this week before he mentioned it.It had reached the stage where not commenting would have seemed decidedly odd.
No denial from Downing Street either.
I absolutely do not agree that my principled and courageous defence of Our Prime Mentalist was unwarranted or wrong. I will continue swinging my handbag at all and sundry who attempt to belittle Our Prime Fuckwit’s unstinting efforts to bring Great Britain to its knees.
That apart Guido is pulling many more punters than I am so a little controvesy wont be bad for my blog.
Ach substitute ‘Guido’ for ‘Mr Dale’ in last line. Clearly I’ve been looking at too many blogs, apologies.
“Ach substitute ‘Guido’ for ‘Mr Dale’ in last line. Clearly I’ve been looking at too many blogs, apologies.”
Yes, it must be quite busy in the No 10 bunker trying to damp all the stories down, we understand that mistakes will be made.
Whilst one cannot know precisely if the PM is on medication his pronouncements appear illogical and contradictory suggesting all is not well with GB in No 10. Sadly the Labour acolytes appear unwilling to lift their snouts from the expenses trough to remove him. The result is the Labour Party will be consigned to the Dustbin of History
But only if left out on the correct day, and the lid is firmly closed……………
Saying brown is a stone bonker gives him an excuse for being shit.
He is the worst PM we have had so far and also the crappiest chancellor. He has saddled us with a debt so big it will be with us for generations and will suck cash out of the very services he threw cash at.
People will still be talking about its effects for 50yrs from now and brown will be forever associated with ruining the UK economy.
300 lab MPs made this happen they should be shot.
so standard Labour then
Dont let them do it again.
All the other MPs are almost just as bad for letting them do it too.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2009/09/13/we-won-t-pull-out-until-we-succeed-115875-21669116/
Bob aintbustinagut is apparantly going to give a speech next week saying that the troops are in Afghanistan for as long as it takes and that may be as long as 30 years!!!
If we withdraw them he is going to say we will destoy NATO.
Well NATO’s not a lot of cop anyway – bit like the UN. They both need a drastic overhaul.
As for staying in Afghanistan for 30 years. I hope Dave’s got an exit strategy up his sleeve because otherwise he’s going to lose an awful lot of public support very quickly.
There is no stomach in Britain for a thirty year war in Afghanistan.
I can assure you we will prevail against those nasty muslims in Afghanistan. We are killing them like flies. So sure I am of victory, that I am arranging street parties – with a date pencilled in for August 2113.
We expect similar rejoicing to the scenes we witnessed when we won the war in Iraq and the troops retreated in “drawdown” mode – er sorry, returned victorious.
Churchill had nothing on war leaders Blair and Brown. What a joy to be at war for such a large portion of our term of office.
Bring ‘em all back home and use them to provide proper border controls in this country.
The US will be relieved at that. A way out.
We should pull out of Afghanistan and NATO.
I’m really rather worried about all this. It seems as if the chief lunatic has REALLY taken charge of the Asylum. Can anyone reassure me?
I can reassure you Brown is in charge of the asylum
Yes everything is ok, let us divert your attention with another article about Global Warming…
Nero has finally gone totally off his rocker and is burning the Capital to the ground, but what are the implications for co2 emissions?, over to our environment specialist Cecil Green…….
I’m sick of being run by the Scotch. All the failed banks are Scotch, all the worst and ugliest politicians are Scotch. They’re running England into the ground.
Very true.
The Scottish Bank bailouts cost nearly as much as the all the government revenue ever collected from North Sea oil.
The English are pig sick of hearing Scots interviewing government Scots on the Today programme.
I’m sick of being run by the Scotch. ”
If you sassenach poofters spent more of your time educating yourselves properly instead of watching corrie and eastbenders, then you MAY perhaps be allowed SOME slight measure of governance-until then, my morris dancing spineless cretins, WE will continue to give the orders around here!
Signed Your loving Scots “neighbours”
I’m sick of being run by the Scotch. ”
Well anon, until you dozy sassenachs grow some spines, get off your lazy fat asses and learn how to govern yourselves, we foreigners will have no option but to continue to rule over you, as we have done for a very long time!
You’re right of course, oh shortbread muncher. I’m off to join the English Defence League.
“……we foreigners will have no option but to continue to rule over you, as we have done for a very long time!”
Shat over us for a very long time more like, you wife beating сunt.
Best thing to do is to hope for Scottish independence.
Hoping for Scottish independence is rather like living in the hope that the boil on your bum will emigrate.
all the worst and ugliest politicians are Scotch. They’re running England into the ground.”
Fear not anon, help is at hand.
We, your masters, have decided, in our wisdom, to allow you cretins one hour per week of morris dancing lessons. But, please note, immediately the session ends, you are at once to return to your screens for a special viewing of eastbenders-after which you will go straight to beddybys and recite the lords prayer, beginning:-
We humble sassenachs thank you Scots for offering us your wisdom, as we godforsaken sassenachs do not possess any grey matter at all in order that we may govern ourselves.
I’m sick of being run by the Scotch, too. Where’s the Tequilla?
Union leaders have warned that cutting public spending would provoke a “double dip” recession, raise unemployment to over four million and spark the threat of mass industrial action. Ahead of the TUC Congress, starting tomorrow, the general secretary Brendan Barber said that the return of mass unemployment would have “terrible” social effects and could lead to Britain being “broken”.
Heard this before the last time we went round this Malberry bush. It was in fact the Unions just setting up the next government for all the blame for the previous administrations cock ups. This is totally surreal it really is. All we need now is bodies and rubbish piles high in the streets and we have come full circle.
How did we ever allow ourselves to come back to this FFS?
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/4/20090913/tuk-tuc-warn-of-mass-unemployment-dba1618.html
TUC Leaders are just worried that their £400 a night Waldorf luxury hotel living is coming to an end as their membership and income from subs, slumps in the growing crisis.
Have you seen the new Unison HQ that’s being built next door to Euston Station? They’ve thrown in a few social housing flats (just a pavement’s width from Euston road – lovely) but the brothers are clearly treating themselves to a very nice new building to swan around in.
I hope the downtrodden factory fodder who pay for this are delighted. They’ll never see the inside of it, that’s for sure.
*tsk*. Nothing’s too good for the workers.
*champagne and canapes at Number 10*
From the point of view of the recovery [?] it doesn’t make too much difference if unemployment goes up because public sector workers lose their jobs, since the cost will be less as the dole is less than they earn.
Of course they will spend less, so that will have some impact on the economy, and their must be a way around that.
The idea that we have to retain public sector workers we don’t need at huge cost just so that their spending will boost the economy is grotesque.
If retail sales must be maintained. then it would be fairer to dish out a bit more to the unemployed, who would undoubtedly spend it. Or give some to me. I can piss it up the wall brilliantly.
Sir Reginald Titbrain-8:09pm.
Surely if tax thresholds were increased to over say £15K and red business tape was removed then anyone out of work could do odd jobs and run small businesses without anyone on their backs all the time. VAT kicks in at double that. People would get busy again without worring about breaking rules or regulations and being grassed up to ‘The Authorities’, looking over their shoulder all the time. This is what is suppressing innovation and free spirit/free enterprise and so many just do nothing and take the social benefits instead. There is no motivation it seems to me.
Exactly!
Yes I quite agree. I was just making the point that unemployed public sector workers cost less than employment public sector workers. It was my intention to be droll with my handout comment, but I admit to failing miserably.
Ahem, if you will allow me: Rule Brittania last Night of The Proms 2008~
http://video.google.co.uk/?hl=en&tab=wv
soryy its here. Thanks Guido
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cWz9MrHskk
Brown is not Gay as he has no sense of style
He has no sense full stop.
http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/jul2009/0/2/gordon-brown-sifr-image-2-70190962.jpg
Well he sure aint a cheerful little bunny!! Depressing or what.
Brings to mind the adage ‘laugh and the world laughs with you – cry and you cry alone’
Xmen is on shortly….
“My god what have I done….”
Kirsty McNeill is gordon’s speechwriter? That alone should tell gordon she isn’t much use – his speeches are amongst the most wooden and boring ever heard.
And now he thinks she’s going to win him the next election?
Poor deluded souls!!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2009/sep/13/peter-mandelson-labour-spending-plans
Now I see that mandy is giving a speech tomorrow in which he is going to try and convince us that Labour are “Wise spenders, not big spenders”
+++laugh+++
The total wisdom in the Labour Party could be concentrated into an amoeba, and “not big spenders”??!! after they’ve hurled £billions down the drain and put us, our children and grandchildren into debt for years ahead!!!
No doubt his worthless speech also, has been written by this Kirsty person. Oh mandy – I think your empty words are going to fall on deaf ears.
Well I’ve now got this image in my mind of Gordon sashaying down a long staircase belting out ‘Hey Big Spender’ with a feather boa round his neck.
That would get the conference off to a good start.
It could be gordon’s election song – only sung by Shirley Bassey – bit like they had ‘It can only get better’.
Bet it’d be a real vote winner!!!!
….but it would have to be done a la Morecombe and Wise – with one foot in an army boot.
…’Gold Finger, the man with the iron oxide touch…Gold Finger…’
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TL4mPZrosMY/Sns8LYKYzsI/AAAAAAAAAcw/vlsICEicW9M/s400/GordonBrownVolunteer1.jpg
Thought the bite was ‘compassionate cuts’, then I heard the compassionate cuts may involved stopping free bus passes and winter fuel allowances for the elderly, as if this is going to make a piss in the ocean difference to our massive debt anyway. Load of Charlatans selling snake oil again.
The Chinese need Iron Ore, best get your fingers out and start digging.
She’s not to hot on facial notes, Gordon still smiles when a frown is appropiate and frowns when he should be smiling.
Perhaps she should advance her speech notes by 10 seconds or so to compensate for Gordon’s aspergers.
Didn’t she once go the distance with Joe Bugner, being unfortunate not to win?
Sir Reginald: “You are awful! But I like you.” [the real Mandy]
Brilliantly put Sir, brilliantly.
Would Gordon pass the Turing Test?
Would he pass a Turets test?
Chemical castration?
I’ll volunteer to put him in a black box.
Airtight, obviously.
Kirstie has become powerful by telling Gordon what he wants to hear, Oh dear oh dear.
Wasn’t Kirsty McNeill in charge of this remarkably candid Brown photoshoot.
Round about the time of ‘British Jobs for British Workers’.
‘Shame he’s holding his nazi helmet out of camera shot
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2009/sep/13/peter-mandelson-labour-spending-plans
“Wise spenders, not big spenders”
“Wise” as in Ernie or Dennis?
The Tories saw it coming in 2000
Tuesday, 18 July, 2000, 18:06 GMT 19:06 UK
Portillo: ‘Big spenders not wise spenders”
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_depth/uk/2000/csr/839848.stm
Accusing government ministers of being “big spenders not wise spenders,” Mr Portillo told MPs public services had got worse since the election
“Wise spenders, not big spenders” unfortunate use of words Mandy as the Tories beat you to it and all these people reading this blog think you are a twat for not doing your homework
maybe you could change the sentence to incorporate benders or suspenders instead
Relieved to see you all listened.
Wise as in ‘Penny wise, pound foolish’
As I watched last night of the proms at the weekend I could not help but wonder if all of us living in the UK could not strive to improve this country in spite of a Government that has not only lost it’s way but is damaging the reputation and integrity built up over the past 70 years. If we were invaded tomorrow the people of Britain would come together as one but would this lame duck administration have the political will or organisational prowess to respond as say Churchill or Thatcher had in the past?
There is nothing wrong with being proud of one’s own nation and we can hardly be seen to be racist as we have one of the most multi-cultural societies in the world!
Hi Daveyone
There is no doubt in my mind and from the many people I meet; that the people of our nations within the UK and Eire are more than capable of rebuilding and of building upon that and more so. There is no question about it.
Out of the way you traitorous politicians. Let us get on with the job which needs to be done.
You accept everything they throw at you, meanwhile back at the ranch, if you had decent Legal Representation, you would know that for every Legislation that they throw at you, within the Rule of Law there is always a Precedent to be set, there are so many holes in their “Legislation” READ. They play on you and feed on your democractic thinking. Challenge them, its all there on the Internet, every time they throw something at you, read what they are throwing at you and throw it right back. Goodness, it really is not that hard, the EU Laws, the UN, Harman throwing things at you, step back, use logic, for every action there is a re-action. You hold these people in high esteem, they are men, that is all, they are fallible, focus and fight back, you are letting them play you, and quite honestly, having seen most of what you are up against, they are no different to you or I. Seriously, step back, they are only men, in suits.
I agree and I only hold decent, trustworthy, capable and and nonetheless people with basic moral principles in respect. The foe have too many contacts and schemes but the next general election is an opportunity, once and for all, to tell them what we think and to re-group with like minded, principled people of the like who visit here and the truth sites, etc.
They are not the foe, really, I work with these okes and they are just the same as every human on this plant, I give up, just look at the post’s below this, they are going to take the Government out, blah blah, welcome to Gin Alley! This Island will survive, because, the people know how to. Simple, forget the EU, well that works doesn’t it? Have live in the EU, and it is only this Island that is so paranoid. I think that you should put your hostilities towards Mr. Blair and his Corporate deals, he has actually sold this Island, well, down the Thames! Mowlem to Carillion (your troops accomodation) Halliburton owns Carillion. All I am trying to say is stop ranting and get your facts together and fight back.
Capita runs every town and City on this Island, focus!!!! DWP-Capita, investigate and stop hannaning. Your Press certainly will not.
Multi-culturalism is racism
Yes absolutely!
Multi-culturalism discourages integration and identification with the place in which you are living.
Labour have done untold damage with this policy.
Absolutely right. We do not have a multi-cultural society. We have a society within which many cultures live in isolation and in hatred of each other. It should not have ended up in this way.
It always does. what makes you think this time would be any different?
Colour has nothing to do with it. Culture means everything. It identifies your ‘tribe’. And you will always be drawn to your own ‘tribe’. That’s why ‘multi-culturalism’ can never, ever work. It’s in everyone’s gene pool.
The truth is time does make a difference.
There has been immigration into Britain since time immemorial. Initial stages are always difficult, sometimes violent (normans, vikings, 15th century Hansards etc) . But integration through the generations brought improved gene pools and prosperity.
Labour’s multicultural policy by comparison has discouraged integration and actively encouraged radicalism, terrorism and the rise of violent beee’npeee extremiism.
” But integration through the generations brought improved gene pools and
prosperity. ”
Yep. Ironic is it not that a policy aimed at bringing just this result, ends up with the shit we now have. An example of this governments most achieved
outcome – the adverse unintended consequence. *uckin plonkers. And my kids will pay for it. *astards.
Why then are the north american indians treated so badly and why didn’t the immigrants integrate with them and their culture. Look what happened when they they gave up their way of life either voluntarily or by being overwhelmed.
I didn’t say people aren’t treated badly in the early stages of immigration. They are, and always have been,and I said so. I have personal knowledge of the early stages of immigration.
What I said was that labour’s multi-cultural policy discourages a belief that immigrants can be integrated and can come to belong. It sets them permanently apart.
Labour’s multi-cultural policy encourages isolationism, radicalism and terrorism because people are made to feel they can never really belong here.
For goodness sake even those of us mongrels who have been here for generations are beginning to feel we don’t belong here!!!!
Labour’s policy is wrong and Dave has to formulate a better, more integrationist, way.
hahahahahaha.
As Gordon is completely stark raving Bonkers, perhaps he does not realise that he can fall on his sword with dignity and retire to the country rather than falling on top of a real sword and die.
Cyanide is far more appropriate!
Hey all you lab trolls please explain why the fuck have the people on RAF Akrotiri been told they cant use their air conditioning at work?
ITS FUCKIN 30DEG YOU TOSSERS !!!!!!!! “its too expensive” they bleat.
Zimbabwe will be sending us aid if snotty improves things anymore.
Hunt.
You have a divisional organisation to make your complaint known.
Bleating away on a public blog ain’t going to help your heat rash…TWAT!!!
I don’t agree with you.
If the electorate are not informed what the politician’s are doing in their name, there can be no informed democratic vote.
Hot people make mistakes and are unproductive. It’s a false, meaningless and petty economy.
Crap..Mitch has a management system second to non in order to make his or her views known. Voicing petty grievences on a public website do not help his cause.
The management system “second to none” is an outstandingly accurate description.
Similar to “Nothing works better”.
And a genuine Divisional Officer would not be gratuitously offensive.
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You sound just like a Labour politician who has been caught short with the truth… are you one?
bob’ainbustinagut’ strikes again!!
You can bet he wouldn’t work in temperatures of 30 degrees – he’d be revamping his comfortable office with the most expensive air conditioning equipment you could lay your hands on. But then like the l’oreal advert he would say ‘ he’s worth it’ !!!!
Welcome to Africa. Enjoy.
Did he sell of England’s gold at the bottom of the market? No, he sold the UK’s gold
technically yes, but we all know the Scotch ponce of the English, so in reality it was English Gold, paid for with English tax, stored in London.
As the Oil is also English, as in English waters, as found by English companies
Stick to making shortbread wee man, jog on there is nothing to see here
dUDLEY zOO, YOU SIR ARE ANOTHER IGNORANT FUCKTARD, READ THIS YOU PRICK AND GROVEL LIKE FUCK http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bank_of_England
477 your caps lock is the 3rd button up left side… However where they are on Jockinese keyboards is debatable obviously.
fuck off bigot
The point is – he sold it bottom of the market. It’s one of the things history will remember him for.
And pre publicised the sale which dropped prices even more.
Which part of The Bank of England is marked out as ‘Bank of Scotland’, I wonder, Neil? Of course it was England’s gold: that’s why he felt free to sell it. He didn’t sell off (that, by the way, is how we spell the Preposition down here) any gold from Edinburgh (would he have dared try?) or Glasgow (would he have found any there to sell?)
Jethro you ignorant fuck, The bank of England was founded by a scotsman, You really are a stupid wanker !
Bank of Scotland was founded by an Englishman and then Royal Bank of Scotland was founded by the UK government when the Bank of Scotland turned traitor and financed the Jacobites.
Oh! So that makes everything alright then, may I suggest that you stick to making your horrible shitty stuff to eat in the morning, rather than preten that since the early 18th century you know anything about finance, please, enjoy and go and have your liberation, and take the debt that you created with you.
Jethro , red this you tosser http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bank_of_England
Brilliant! Weh… that was terrible. – Oh it was good.
- Nah, that was very bad. – Well, it was average.
- Weh… it was in the middle there. – Ah, it wasn’t that great. – I kind of liked it. – It was terrible. – I loved it!
- Get ‘em off!
- More!
Rubbish!
Get ‘em off!, well somebody has, Parcel of Rogues in a Nation has been deleted, in never happened folks.
@468, thats politics.
Which part of “THE BANK OF ENGLAND’s” GOLD can you not understand?
The part wot they havent got any more ‘cos Gordon flogged it off to buy euros which were made by salaried men in a mint, – probably in BOE’s own fecking mint ffs. I shouldn’t wonder!
Well of course he’s bonkers!
Mad as a box of frogs.
Chocolate frogs at that.
The very fact that he gave this fucking munter a job proves that he is a poof.
No straight man could tolerate looking at that hound every day.
His fake wife is bad enough but fucking hell.
She needs scrubbing down with house bricks the fucking minger,
Have a heart. The poor woman’s got to look at him every day. It’s not like the cabinet is full of eye candy for we ladies either.
She’s so fucking cosmetically challenged, she could be a friend of Tom Watson.
Indeed Sir, the young lady’s countenance would scarcely suffice to launch a thousand ships, unless it were to be smashed across their bows in lieu of champagne.
Well its not as if anyone’s going to pop their cork over her is it?
A sound buggering should get her ship shape.
Feel unable to add much more to your post Guido , spot on .
Ruins speech to TUC on tuesday
speech A : there are signs of a recovery and the investment is showing signs my decisions were right
speech B fnarr fnarr , belch, robbie burns , global downturn , jaw wobble dont know what iam doing , it was nae me i resign .
I resign?? We keep hoping – it’s not going to happen – This man is surrounded by syncophants like Kirsty whatsername who keep telling him he’s wonderful, the country loves him and he will be re-elected on a landslide.
Gordon is deluded enough to believe them.
Classic case of the ‘Emperors new clothes’.
Fuck me sir the penny has dropped .
Anyone who still believes that a 29 year old ex-student in Downing Street has any ‘clout’ in so called ‘politics’ is living on Mars. She is another ‘front’ for the likes of Mandy and his corporate EU/bankster/gangster masters. Shame on her if she’s oblivious to the ‘agenda’ and even more shame if she’s willingly complicit.
Some of us ‘know’ and don’t buy into any of it any more.
Truth is, of course, kirsty is bottom of the barrel – but no-one else will work for this failure.
She obviously ain’t worried about a CV.
Did they advertise the job anywhere?
note to gordon brown: so you have resorted to employeeing such a junior non-entity in such a high level position.
right, that is quite enough of your fucking bullshit mr brown.
another incorrect decision, another bad, drug fuelled judgment; everything you touch turns to shit you fucking cripple.
resign you useless c’unt and take your whore stooges with you. take you r black magic spells and fuck off you sottish satanist vampire motherfucker.
and take that stupid fucking bitch kirsty mcneill with you: the sight of her rimming your arsehole in public is making everyone want to throw up you dirty fuckers.
get a room booked kirsty and then you can rim gordon’s arsehole as much as you like you dirty fucking slag.
never mind brown losing his job, he will do well to evade the noose.
facilitating torture is a war crime, innit?
You tell him like it is TaT.
Ay oop, it’s Tats little poodle, well trained in cock sucking by the look of it.
hoop, if you could draw your vulgar, degenerate mind away from cocksucking and rimming for just one moment and answer the question: facilitating torture is a war crime, is it not?
Fuck off batty boy, I got most of my vocabulary from the ‘thick as thieves bumper book of grossness and degeneracy’.
As it happens, I agreed with every word you said, but my comment was directed at the wanker who’s always boasting that he’s got a black Porsche, so back off knobkopf.
Hoop. I was agreeing with TaT too. Listen up Hoop-get a job in the private sector, vote for a conservative or free enterprise economy and you may make a few honest bucks to but a car yourself one day. Meanwhile give me a wave as you roll your hoop by before jumping through it for extra performance.
WTF, a talking poodle.
Apparently Mandy is a bit put out by it, according to the DT.
Why, couldn’t Renaldo get a work permit?
Cos hes a spick (ish) and he aint got a yacht yet where mandelbum can bum.
He’s got a wank permit instead.
DT? would that be the department of trade or the Department of trade, or the department of TRADE?
Dept of trade don’t exist no mo. Its da BERR now. So the DT must mean Daily Telegraph I wonder?
Gordon Brown, the Viv Nicholson chancellor !
Kirsty is another weakling whom Gordon can bully , a bit like Jackboots !
Ha she got big tits too?
Well there’s a Massey Furgusson somewhere with a wobbly wheel
SOAPY TIT WANK!
PLEASE!
It’s ‘Tourette’ not ‘Tourettes’. I thought every scheisslicher Schwanzlutscher knew that.
C’UNT
I HAVE BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH THREE DISTINCT FORMS OF TOURETTE
HYBRID TOURETTES!
SHITFUCK YOU ANALISER!
MESSY FACIAL!
PICK ON SOMEONE ELSE SHITSTAIN!
You’re probably right so can you translate that german word for the audience?
Even Browns ‘celebrity’ arse rimmer in chief Piers Morgan seems to have turned against him.
“It’s hard being British in the US at the moment. The release of Lockerbie bomber Abdelbaset al-Megrahi has incensed everyone out here, from Obama down to the bellman in my lift this morning.
‘Why would you Brits free a man who murdered so many innocent people?’ he asked, disgust on his face.
‘I have absolutely no bloody idea,’ I replied, ‘and can only apologise.’
Gordon Brown should have stopped this obscene act of supposed ‘humanity’ happening in our name. The Americans don’t understand the subtle nuances of devolution and care even less. They just see the Brits allowing one of the world’s worst terrorists to go home to a hero’s reception, and they hate us for it.”
Live Magazine, Sunday Times.
And don’t forget that they think terrorists live here and have northern accents, some of them. and that they go on vacation in training camps before returning using their British Passports. How crazy are the Americans? Scheeeesh.
They don’t even have to go abroad. They can use the New Forest or Cumbria for training to kill British troops.
Yes, they call us Brits, not English and Scots etc.
But don’t take their anger too seriously; if there was a deal in it for them they’d do the necessary, but they are probably out of the frame after the attack in ’86 which injured some of Gadaffi’s family.
After WW2 the USA accommodated several Nazi war criminals because they were useful in the intelligence war with the USSR. National interests come first and always will.
And if worsening relations with the USA are the price to shut up that odious slimeball Morgan I would say we got a bargain.
I would like to see him marry Katie Price, then they could concentrate on making each other miserable and give the rest of us a fucking break.
Oh yeah Sir reginald? Well I’m going to make sure I’m a watching when my grits are served up next time.
well, the “lockerbie bomber” probably wasn’t the bomber.
..the yankies shot down an iranian passenger plane the month before (don’t mention that, that was our “national intrest, not terrorism!!!”) (ala my lai massacre (
c unts))
..the whole thing was a set up. evidence doesn’t stack up appeal (of mcgrathy) would (probably) have been sucessful. “compassionate” release to save national embarresment (not that mr brown even managed that..)
fucking yanks. think that whatever their corrupted, evil, facist governmnet does is right,
sooner we get shot of those motherfuckers (where has stalinslav gone..?) the fucking better.
yes sir reg, you are right. they took NAZI scientists/propagandists/”scientists” into their ranks to fight the USSR and now are as nazi as the people they took on board.
second civil war is brewing. there is no way back. opinions and emotions are too divided.
ps.
SIS/GCHQ/CIA/NSA (etc) :
..we know that afghan “war” is the way that the interbank market is provided by (heroin) liquidity.
..we know that you are self – seving traitors
..we know that you desire orwell’s 1984
..do you know that you and you kin will will live in this society – the one you strive to maintain?
..i suppose you do. betting that you “can make a difference” “morality doesnt’t apply to us”
………….. things are in the open. your next “false flag” will be the catalyst. be ready to fight. as a fight is wat u will get.
pps. yes i know you’ve added me to the “red list”
..i’d rather die with honour than collaberate with anti liberal (in the JS Mill sense) c unts that you’ve devoted your life & work to.
smash the state (aka. mafia).
Some might argue that we should feel sympathy with Gordon if he really is mad. As the great and wise Dr Johnson remarked, if a dangerous madman comes into the room we should knock him down first and pity him afterwards. As a first step, what about a soft play area at No. 10? A padded room with no hard objects or edges where GB could throw foam rubber Nokias and punch an inflatable Dave?
That the snotgobbler is bonkers there can be no doubt. But now that the troops are almost at the city walls, down in the bunker panic is ensuing. Heir Gobbler knows that all is lost, but he keeps up the pretence, popping out between shelling to promote another young acolyte, and then it’s back downstairs, seal the doors and try to fuck up the place as much as possible before the enemy gets in. He’s doing a fine job of it….yet not one of his wet, handwringing toadies will hand him the revolver….”I was only following orders” will no doubt become the mantra when the inquiries into the deliberate sabotage of our country begin…
For Goodness sake, this whole Lybian situation was a way out of Sanctions for Lybia, Tony Blair facilitated, and of course the wonderful ANC boot boys headed up by Madiba. I wasn’t particularly interested at the time because I was busy elsewhere, the deal was that, Lybia offered up this chump and it was basically a get out of Sanctions Card, Blair was the instigator and Madiba was the closer, hence you have the situation now. Didn’t you people know what was going on then? We all did and we were miles away. Look to Blair, and associated Companies.
Where is Lybia
Near Labia
can’t quite put my finger on it.
Must be labia licking good.
That agrees with my thoughts, but somebody obviously forgot to explain it to Obama and the people of the USA.
They believed Blair when he said “I’m a pretty straight kind of guy”. We can’t blame them, he took in an awful lot of us as well.
You ain’t doing business with us until you can spell ‘Libya’…
Yeah well I hope the irish say no to the libyan treaty
I’m looking forward to the Lesbian Treaty.
Unison’s bosses CharlieW and Simpson are saying that new labour needs to become old labour but that gordon can’t do it. They say that Jon Cruddas can’t do it either because they won’t support him.
Then they say no other contenders can do it either because they will let gordon ‘ take a kicking at the election and then try to win power in the party.’
So much for what is best for the country then? Party’s more important then than the current crises in the country??!!!!
“I’m alright Jack” with my £400 per night 5 star Waldorf hotel room – same old, same old, message from the unions , generation after generation.
Unison’s bosses aren’t privy to internal Labour plotting and haven’t been for years
we’ll see how prepared the challengers are to wait after the conference comes and goes with the same catastrophic poll numbers pointing to a conservative landslide
the challengers can’t get elected as labour leader if they can’t even win as an MP in their constituencies. you still need to be an MP
the lesson of Portillo will be making some of them panic and keen for a contest
‘ Unison’s bosses aren’t privy to internal labour plotting’
I beg to differ! -Make no mistake! – CharlieW is right at the heart of it!!!!
Differ away
Dave Prentis is the current General Secretary of Unison and he threatened to withdraw funding of Labour mere months ago and said TODAY
“unions needed to reach out to the Conservatives.”
Doesn’t sound like Unison are very close to Labour now, does it ?
Whelan quit as spokesman 10 years ago and is only a part time Unison spod
he had connections to the McBride affair and as a result of that he is again an untouchable and persona non-grata in Westminster
he is and has been mainly a tedious media whore anyway
Johnson and Milliband hold almost the exact same majorities as Portillo had when a landslide blew him out of the water and any hope of the Leadership
I think the challengers will be taking that far more seriously than the whining of those who can’t even get Cruddas to support them
Perhaps, you may remind them that Queen Victoria died over 100 years ago and that they are now defunct.
Now I know why we are in shitstrasser as a manufacturing nation Mr Business person.
I apologise for the death of Queen Victoria !
When is gordon going to apologise for being gordon the failed pm???!!
Got an itch what exactly is/are now defunct?
Suggest ‘Business person’ goes back to college and learns to spell. before polluting this blog with meaningless drivel.
“Three key Labour strategists have had enough of Brown’s rages.”
If there were really any working class people left in the Labour party, someone would have punched some sense into Gordon by now. Seems they’re all metrosexuals who have a good cry instead.
Dennis Skinner, your finest hour awaits.
This was his finest hour, IMHO.
Well they Should know one when they see one, they deal with these people all the time…..Politicians.
Oh, oh, dear! That made me laugh out loud!
Hilarious!!!
Just Hang the hoons and pull it tight , Then slice em up then marinade and put in the oven , cook for 35 mins serve em to Dave n Gordon with the “mark Oaton 2 topping .
Guido there are emails going bout about you within labour party
Well hello damian we thought you and edb, derek, and charliew had retired from the smears department.
Interesting upcoming election who are ya’ll going to try and smear next????
Certainly not you nell.
Nell i aint damian , just wanted to give guido a heads up
Glad to hear it. We need to keep an eye on the evil one’s of 10 drowning street though!!!
Night. God Bless.
This bitch is so fucking ugly and butch , she could run the 100M for south Africa
If she came anywhere near me, I’d run the 100M for South Africa.
Mr c unt
Unlike McMental at least the athlete whose gender is in question”Has a pair”
Pair of tits or pair of balls?
Brown has got Balls and Mandelson; that’s tits and balls!
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6832363.ece
Last thought for the night – kevan jones is trying to force about 5000 servicemen, injured in the line of duty, out of the army, in order to save costs.
At the same time he is continuing with his expenses claims and generous personal pension fund. Lovely folk these Labour people. I’m alright Jack – I look after no.1 first mentality!!!!
sleep tight, mind the bugs don’t bite.
After 3 bottles of Claret, anyone would sleep tight.
Why are people so cynical on this blog?, I get it, it must be the result of 12 years of New Labour, a Government comprised of crooks, the untouchables who never miss an opportunity to tell everybody else that they are criminals or criminals in waiting. No mirrors in there houses, don’t believe that (bet theve claimed for a few on expenses).
McMentalist is a fool leading the Nuliebour party t o oblivion.
The unions are dinosaurs living in a bygone age.
What part of the country is broke do they not understand.
Keep on with the public spending at all costs is the politics of madmen.
So it,s all right then to have a go at the private sector as long as we are ok,the private sector is hurting,jobs cuts,pay freezes,short time working etc:.
When are these union marxists going to wake up to the fact that we cant afford this massive rise in public service jobs under this Nuliebour government.
What I am talking about here is not the front line jobs eg: NHS,Teachers,and essential workers,but the parasites who are thriving off Nuliebour politics which are frankly a load of shit.
Parking wardens an industry in itself.
do you ever get the feeling you are being fucked about and it is one big game played against us ?
May the cúnt rot in hell.
We deserve to be in the mess we are in….we have con-sistently voted the Labour/Tory heads and tails of politics into power and so it shall continue until we wake up and take a stand against the status quo choices….
How the hell can there ever be any change in politics when we vote in degenerates like Brown?….oh we didn’t vote him in.
hmmmmm something is rotten in Denmark!!!!!
Guido, if you’re stuck for an early morning tidbit, I’ve just been informed that following a 2 day directors conference, one of the new quangos being spun off from the LSC (Learning and Skills Council) is to be called the Young Person’s Learning Family (YPLF). I imagine that no-one in those 2 days thought to google that acronymn. It leads to a hilariously nasty freaky porn site. Go wild.
I am wondering today if the earth is flat , I am rather hoping it is if the Ruin keeps going left he should fall off hopefully take wonk labour with him .
It will be funny if hes plotting to close down blogging , not to worry I have a squadron of highly trained carrier pigeons , no need for fire fox , whole system runs on corn and sitting around with cups of tea .
daily mail has picked up on Myners spin fest this morning although i think Guido article is accesable . Indy running “injected drugs clinics are a good idea ” mmm no inference to cash injection by any chance ?
the question Guido poses is a good un “when will national debt be reduced to the level as %of GDP when gordon became chancellor in 1997″
this the perhaps eludes the perhaps more shocking question of “how much taxation will it take to reduce the debt to 1997 gdp %”
The strange thing is , these questions have remained unanswered for years now , its not so much the mcavity phenomenom or even the dithering one , but the fact that for year upon year when gordon annouced his detailed and masterful budgets on budget day (with the asscociated the greatest chancellor we ever had accolades) , that he cant even be bothered to explain to us how X ammount of debt will be paid for with Y ammount of taxation , this is junior school ecnomics , the very basic requirements of government .
we get this incomplete X ammount of debt is necessary to re capitolise the busted banks and Y taxation becomes an unimportant destination .
If the banks had not been so turbo charged and deliberately laxley regulated (how do you explain that the alledged greatest chancellor we ever had, did not understand what he was allowing to happen , oversight from such a great towering ecnomic intellect surely not), we would be in a rcession with the established automatic stabilisers comming on and debt as % of GDP getting to 40% perhaps 45% but no more , instead this fool is trying to explain that 80% plus is manageable without any future damage to the economy .
being as Nu labour developed risk horizon analysis , you would have thought the PM would be fully able to explain what risks are asscociated with his strategy , but no we get a small trickle of wee , namely we are investing !!
The term “investment” is useually a term you asscoiate with placing capital into an ecnomic device for a stated return and hopefully profit , I think if he is calling it “investment” he should outline the projected returns cough sorry i meant increased taxtion to us in £ sterling if you dont mind.
CW is mindfull of the current thoughts on stealth taxation being prepared and where the previous round left pension provisons , with tax reciepts taking a hit from the soft economy , and a credit boom wether mini or not being yet more debt is not really a smooth exit .
Mmm “smooth exit ” sounds to me like an advert for national economic prosperity by Dignitas
I agree. There are also a further question to be answered? How will growth be generated to fund the repayments of our debts? The debt fuelled economic model of the past 12 years is broken. What’s the alternative? Gordoom has spoken of 100,000 and 160,000 and one million green jobs being created -what has been done to get this,or any other alternatives moving?
This is the key issue which apart from a little spinning,is receiving no attention. Without an answer 80%/100%/120% of GDP as a debt ratio is irrelevant.
I feel sorry for poor Gordon. He’s only just twigged that Mandy and the J-Boyz were using him for the purposes of their Banker friends. An easily-led, obsessive, vindictive, megalomaniac was just what that they needed.
Is that picture of Gordon photoshoped or not?
Oh, don’t you know our President across the pond is spending the USA into oblivion? So, we feel your pain!! What is going to take for the world to WAKE UP and take notice that SOCIALISM as a system of government will always fail!!
We had our Tea Party on 9/12/09 and where was our Media? MISSING IN ACTION!!! Nobody to speak for the masses here anymore. I guess what it will take is for double-digit inflation to hit us all right smack dab in the face to wake us up. I look for massive increases in taxes in the next three years. Middle class will be hit and hit hard. Look for a change of power in our electorate in the year of our Lord 2010. Until then, we will hold tight to our pennies to try and make it through.
Guido, I suspect a typo in the caption because Brown is Bonkers, off his trolley, away with the fairies, as daft as a brush, as silly as arseholes, out of his tree, not the full shilling, etc., etc.
Since the lift is clearly not going to the top floor in No 10 any more, perhaps it’s time to re-do the graphic caption, n’est-ce pas?
Don’t forget ‘as mad a a box of frogs’
Nothing about this on the BBC, !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@ 599 Anonymous says:
September 14, 2009 at 12:58 am
‘Guido, if you’re stuck for an early morning tidbit, I’ve just been informed that following a 2 day directors conference, one of the new quangos being spun off from the LSC (Learning and Skills Council) is to be called the Young Person’s Learning Family (YPLF).’
The vast amounts of money wasted by these ‘skills sector’ idiots is no laughing matter. This year the unelected LSC, Labour’s pet quango for Labour supporting non-job luvvies, was given a 12 BILLION pound budget to play with and still overspent it. On top of this the LSC managed to ruin the rebuilding plans of numerous FE colleges up and down the country too by failing to budget for nearly £3 billion of programme costs that it had approved. Even Labour recognises that the LSC has been an unmitigated disaster as recent Parliamentary Reports confirm.
So what does the government do? They create on other 7 or 8 oddly named quangos to replace the LSC, including the Skills Funding Agency, doing largely the same crap and to be staffed and run largely by the same people who caused the chaos the first place. You couldn’t make it up.
There is a lesson here for Dave in all this. If the Tories are going to make spending cuts that matter, they will have to challenge the very rationale for some of the so called public ‘services’ in the first place, because services they ain’t.
29 years old? She won’t know the difference between shit and Shinola.
PLEASE WILL SOMEONE JUST PUT THE HALF BLIND MADMAN OUT OF OUR MISERY
here’s how -
bald guy was definitely getting far too excited about that bullet
I hope he washed it after he used it
strange how Afghanistan and Iraq are still complete disasters even with this wondergun
Moslems also have these weapons no doubt, they do as much damage to whoever receives one.
“Tony Blair’s a Tory, he wears a Tory’s hat, Tony sees my grant cheque, and says I’m having that…”
Kirsty McNeill, circa 1998, trying to win elections in the far-left Oxford Labour Club and Student Union.
“Tony Blair’s a vote-winner who’s led the best government this country ever had…”
Kirsty McNeill, circa 2004, trying to get nominated as a Labour PPC.
“[Kirsty] tells Gordon just what he wants to hear…”
Kirsty McNeill, 2009, trying to win jobs at No 10.
Plus ca change!
This heiffer was a revolutionary socialist at college, really annoying. It’s as if they are trying to prove Hitchens right.
Also, she had famously inadequate personal cleanliness. A chap once “ventured south” on her only to find she smelt so badly that he had to complete the task with his nose rather than tongue. He said afterwards that she had a “vile minge”.
NICOLA BURDETT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
History repeating. Anyone remember Wilson’s “kitchen cabinet”, which in the end reduced to one, subsequently Lady, Marsha something? This time of course the farce is that McGoon is not her way inclined. (And she not his way either, I shouldn’t wonder)
Marcia Falkender – I think her nickname was forkbender.
Brown is most definately in the same mind set as A Hitler, last of the Berlin Bunker in ’45
Its unfortunate there are some on here that resort to racist abuse against Scots, as if it were the fault of Scots that the UK has a raving nutter in charge.
Take it from me, Brown is even more hated in Scotland than he is in tghe shires of England. He cannot and does not do any walk about in Scotland. The last party conference in Dundee was a joke, with the hall about a third full and he came in via the back enterence. Protesters are kept as far away as possible to avoid appearing n camera shots. th media in scotland IS heavily controled with a couple of papers that are very Labour compliant.
Brown did not like the thought of Scotland being govened bythe SNP, which is why the releationship bewteen the two governments is at best colder thanl liquid nitrogen!
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