September 10th, 2009

Rifkind Chaired Firm Required Sexual Deviancy for Promotion

RifkindArmorGroup is under investigation by the U.S. State Department over allegations that employees of the defence contractor employed at the U.S. Embassy in Kabul were pressurised to participate in naked pool parties and perform sex acts to gain promotions.  During the period under investigation Malcolm Rifkind was the non-executive chairman.

Interviewed by ABC News, a guard and former U.S. military veteran said top supervisors of the ArmorGroup were not only aware of the “deviant sexual acts” but helped to organise them. “It was mostly the young guys fresh from the military who were told they had to participate” he told ABC News, “They were not gay but they knew what it took to get promoted..”

The State Department is investigating photographic evidence dating back to 2007 showing naked and barely clothed men fondling one another. In June 2007, the State Department warned “the security of the U.S. embassy in Kabul is in jeopardy” because of “deficiencies” on the part of ArmorGroup.  Guido was unable to contact the former foreign secretary, Sir Malcolm, for comment.

More photos ABC News.


258 Comments

  1. 1
    Anonymous says:

    Of course, had it been women, there would barely be a murmur.

    • 24
      Anonymous says:

      Except, there would and the news would be full of it.

      Sexism works both ways.

      Naked pool parties should be compulsary for all companies, but only if there’s a equal number of each race, sex and species.

      • 26
        MisterE says:

        I put that in our company’s suggestion box last year – I even offered to bring in my own paddling pool, swarfega and gaffa-tape…

        I was given a written warning. :o (

        • 61
          Scorched Earth says:

          Except there was women.
          Prosttution was commonplace and they weren’t all male.

          There are also serious allegations against Blackwater in Afghanistan about underage prosttutes and smuggling rings.

          http://www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/4068124-private-contractors-wild-behavior-and-prostitution

          here are details of the “Lord of the Flies” in the Kabul US Embassy

          Numerous emails, photographs, and videos portray a Lord of the Flies environment. One email from a current guard describes scenes in which guards and supervisors are “peeing on people, eating potato chips out of [buttock] cracks, vodka shots out of [buttock] cracks (there is video of that one), broken doors after drnken [sic] brawls, threats and intimidation from those leaders participating in this activity….” Photograph after photograph shows guards—including supervisors—at parties in various stages of nudity, sometimes fondling each other. These parties take place just a few yards from the housing of other supervisors.

          Multiple guards say this deviant hazing has created a climate of fear and coercion, with those who declined to participate often ridiculed, humiliated, demoted, or even fired. The result is an environment that is dangerous and volatile. Some guards have reported barricading themselves in their rooms for fear that those carrying out the hazing will harm them physically. Others have reported that AGNA management has begun to conduct a witch hunt to identify employees who have provided information about this atmosphere to POGO.

          http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2009/09/animal-house-afghanistan

        • 92
          Phil O'Pastree says:

          Chips and vodka out of butt cracks?

          I think I’d rather be waterboarded.

        • 102
          Monty says:

          So homosexual buttock fondling is “deviant behaviour” ?
          Careful – you’ll have the Political Correctness Police on you …

        • 125
          Scorched Earth says:

          I think the peeing on people and eating food and downing vodka out of buttcracks would have been the more obvious candidates for deviancy.

          Mr Oaten would no doubt disagree though.

          However the thing to remember as always with stories of this type, which includes Abu-Ghraib, is that if this was the stuff they were happy to video and photograph can you imagine the sort of things that were going on that wasn’t captured on camera ?

        • 129
          jgm2 says:

          Scorched Earth is dead right.

          It’s bad enough to be getting up to this kind of behaviour. But to be so fucking stupid to allow it to be videod. How fucking stupid are these people?

          If there’s no photos or videos then they’re just ‘wild exaggerations’, ‘lies spread by the Taliban to discredit us’, etc etc.

          These fuckers should be locked up for the newly created offence of being ‘dangerously stupid’ and for no other reason.

          That stupid yank woman with a prisoner on a dog leash. Did she really think that would just remain their little secret when she was parading herself for the cameras? They should be fucking steralised these idiots to protect the unborn from their idiot genes.

      • 257
        Anonymous says:

        Rubbish. It would probably have made even more headlines. Are you actually saying this is a non-story?

        What is it about the elites that they are so bloody unpleasant and perverted?

    • 33
      Budgie says:

      I suspect you are wrong. Promotion for sex is always regarded as a scandal, for the bullying aspect as much as for the lewdness.

    • 56
      tat says:

      oh sweet Lord give me strength.
      why are you trolls so dim?
      new labour start the wars, the tory front bench supply the arms and the americans, the policemand of the world, drop bombs on Afghan weddings, debase humans and totally ignore international law.
      rifkind is a war criminal and should be hanged for his crimes against humanity.
      david icke was right, these people are cold blooded reptiles.
      look at the photo, definitely a reptile innit.

    • 205
      Anonymous says:

      I hear Mandy’s signed up for a tour.

    • 238
      Anonymous says:

      Complete nonsense. If a leading Tory was found to be interested in women it would be front page news.

  2. 2
    Longshanks says:

    It was not me, I was not there – I only took the money.

    • 35
      Budgie says:

      Sounds like Gordoom, then.

    • 178
      Scorched Earth says:

      I think Rifkind should rightly be pursued to comment about this.

      If he claims that he is completely unaware what is going on in ArmorGroup then he is too incompetent to be a non-executive director or work for any serious company or business.

      A U.S. State Department investigation is not a trifling matter.

      You put you name on a company and take their paycheques then you best show at least some interest in what they are doing. Especially if it is important.

      This speaks directly to a state of complete corruption & anarchy in one of the most important places in a country British troops are fighting and dying in every day.

      It matters.

  3. 3
    WhiteEagleClub says:

    There is something truly strange about our American cousins. This is reminiscent of the Abu Ghraib torture and abuse. What odd repressions lurk in the American psyche that burst out in this way?

    • 4
      Anonymous says:

      If they were drinking perfume and using eyeliner then they’d truly have gone native.

    • 17
      Minekiller says:

      Interbreeding up in the Appalachians

      • 22
        Ivor Schwartzporsche says:

        American football phallic bats and big helmets probably

      • 38
        Budgie says:

        A bit like the Muslim world, then, where men marrying their underage female cousins seems quite common.

        • 49
          Mick says:

          It’s all within the rules

        • 54
          jgm2 says:

          I thought the way it worked was you swapped one of your teenage daughters for one of your mates teenage daughters.

          Marrying your cousins would be just wrong. God would just hate that.

        • 103
          Rabbit says:

          Do Muslims believe in racial purity as well?

        • 107
          Ickey says:

          No islam is not actually racial, it is a proseletising religion that intends convert all to the ‘truth’ . It just so happens that the arabic fashion have become adopted as a result of their predominance.

        • 108
          Peter Grimes says:

          “54 jgm2

          I thought the way it worked was you swapped one of your teenage daughters for one of your mates teenage daughters.

          Marrying your cousins would be just wrong. God would just hate that.”

          You need to look up the numbers of genetic abnormalities amongst mothers from the sub-continent in our Midlands ghettoes.

        • 153
          Dick the Prick says:

          There’s a lass near me with hair all over her face – I shit you not! £2.50 a ticket.

        • 154
          Funambulist says:

          Ickey says: “No islam is not actually racial”

          Tell that to the Blacks in the Sudan when the janjaweed drop in for a cup of mint tea. The Arab word ‘abid’ is applied to both a black man and a slave, since they are considered synonymous.

        • 239
          Anonymous says:

          #153. I believe you must live in Guildford and I think you will find the ‘lady’ in question is Ann Milton.

    • 18
      Nigel Tufnel says:

      Truly Strange but not surprising White Eagle.

      Moralising about other counties behaviour yet legalised prostitution, massive porn industry, colombine etc

      All these devout born againers going to war, twice FFS, killing untold numbers of non-mercans

      Do not buy mercan goods. Good thing only 10% have passports

    • 174
      Interesting reporting says:

      In America its normal. They even wear body armour to play rugby……….

    • 201
      bandersnatch says:

      Dangerously close to saying: ‘It makes me feel very Eurpoean’. You could get buzzed off here for that.

  4. 5
    SO17 says:

    Is that how Malcom got promoted to Foreign secretary?

  5. 6
    Tapestry says:

    What’s wrong with that? Blair’s gay. Mandelson. Portillo. In Westminster, it’s called the Gay Mafia. If you don’t grope, you don’t get erected. Mind you, I thought Rifkind batted for the home side.

  6. 7
    jgm2 says:

    Guido, did your Private Eye subscription get cancelled or something? This was in PE a few weeks ago.

    • 37

      Don’t read it – have an aversion to getting ink on fingers.

      • 45
        jgm2 says:

        Shame. Actually it’s a great shame everybody doesn’t read it. The crooks wouldn’t have got away with their reign of imbecility for quite so long.

        PE has been all over the incompetent fuckers since Day 1.

        • 94
          Fred Goodwin's Duck Palace says:

          it’s also online BTW

          Though most of the serious investigative stuff ‘in the back’ ‘rotten boroughs’ etc. is kept for the print editions

          still worth a perusal as we find out this gem about The Sun’s new editor Dominic Mohan “I’m going to pucker up and admit it -yes, I kiss men.”

          which sort of ties in with all this rampant hetero behaviour in Kabul

          http://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=street_of_shame&

        • 114
          Rubber Gloves says:

          I still read it to find out what Gu­ido will be talking about the following week.

        • 139
          tat says:

          fred goodwin, you are the midget ian hislop and I claim my £5.
          if you want to advertise here then pay the going rate, do not come here bitching and claiming free advertising at the same time. cheeky fucker.

          rubber gloves, if you read stories in the private eye first then why come here at all you moron?
          DUH!

        • 191
          barefootcontessa says:

          Private Eye clings on thank god! They walk a thin line. Support Private Eye, it’s virtually all we’ve got that investigates the truth behind corruption.

        • 194
          Fred Goodwin's Duck Palace says:

          always a pleasure to hear the attention seeking bleating of a deranged child like yourself thick as pigshit

          I linked to a story in the Eye, not the Eye itself you pig-ignorant little twat.

          this blog and the comments section are full of such links to stories.

          the Mail, Telegraph, Times, BBC,other blogs etc.
          all and many more are used when an interesting story comes up.

          so either dribble on about advertising every time a link to a story appears on this site or take your twatty attempts at brown-nosing and whining elsewhere thick as pigshit.

        • 214
          tat says:

          and it was a pleasure to pull your chain cripple.

        • 240
          Anonymous says:

          Freddie dear. Have some sympathy for tat. He acquired brain damage as a result of Mandy giving him a seeing to.

      • 211
        bandersnatch says:

        There are still a few scandalous topics Private Eye won’t touch… for fear of being sued bigger than big-time. The McCann case is one of them. Hmm it’s quite suitable that topic is referred to in this thread…

  7. 8
    U R BARKING UP THE WRONG TREE FAWKES says:

    Rifkind was probably just a paid non exec as reward for services rendered but not of a sexual nature.

  8. 9
    Chief of Staffordshire Bull Terrier says:

    its a bummer if you have to do this type of thing to get promoted

  9. 10
    Gordon of Khartoum says:

    So this Commando raid that Gordon organised was just a waste of Life as the Kidnappers were abou to release the journo anyway?

    I don’t suppose it occured to Gordon the contact the Afghan government first, it’s only their country afterall.

    • 19
      jgm2 says:

      The Afghan government is a bit like our government. A bunch of MPs have become millionaires in a relatively short period of time.

      Beyond that, as here, they don’t give a shit. Their biggest conundrum, as here, has been how to make sure they stay on the Afghan gravy train. Their recent election result appears as dodgy as the Glenrothes by-election.

      • 29
        jgm2 says:

        I should mention that the Afghan people have a far more robust approach to their incompetent, troughing politicians.

    • 23
      Overwhelming Evidence says:

      The Faecal Finger of Fate

    • 44
      Derek says:

      Brown grandstanding again, backfired as usual

      • 46
        jgm2 says:

        You can see it now. The Cobra meetings. The visions in his head of the grateful hostage on the steps of Downing Street with the ‘Courageous’ Prime Minister that ‘OK’ed the operation.

        Yeah!! That’s what I’m talking about!! Yeah!! That’s why I wanted the job. Hero of the people. Another photo opportunity for my autobiography in the bag.

        And now it’s all gone a bit sour. The journalist is far more likely to be pictured with the widow of the soldier who died rescuing him. The narrative will all be about the valour of the forces and not about Gordon Brown playing soldiers, moving armies around a map.

        Ho hum. Oh well, another day another opportunity for reality to fuck up the fantastically improbable scenarios he creates in his fucked-up head.

        • 71
          R.McGeddon says:

          Was this McDoom’s attempt to emulate the SAS’ successful storming of the Iranian Embassy in 1980 ???

          If I am correct it is yet another sad example of Gormless Gordon’s Kiss of Death. Tragic.

        • 78
          jgm2 says:

          It does look that way doesn’t it.

          Just as Iraq was Blair’s fucked-up effort to emulate Thatch’s Falklands success and subsequent popularity.

          As others have commented we are truly fortunate (although it may not seem that way) to be at the confluence of such a black-hole of idiocy. No idea of any merit seems to emerge. No deed with any redeeming features at all seems to escape the massive gravitational pull of sheer fucking stupidity around this government.

          And we were alive to witness it. Years from now folk will be buying us drinks in far corners of the English-speaking world as we detail the utter, utter fucking insanity that we witnessed first hand. Tears of laughter rolling down their faces.

          And we’ll be able to say as Max Boyce so often said – ‘I know, cos I was there’.

        • 82
          Peter Grimes says:

          Let’s hope Fat Gordo McDoom doesn’t try to double up on his stunts!

        • 172
          Dick the Prick says:

          @jgm2 – art man, fucking art.

        • 207
          barefootcontessa says:

          Brown has nailed his colours to the mast of courage, but the episode of freeing the journalist in Afghanistan may turn out to be a scandal. Yes, the journalist was saved, but an interpreter was killed a soldier was killed, and other innocent bystanders were killed. Negotiations were apparently already underway when the violent intervention took place. So the king of cowardice strikes again, associating himself with a disaster rather than a triumph.

        • 234
          stilyagi_air_corps says:

          Don’t forget, he left a British AQ hostage to die in the Sahara earlier this year… The Army were furious, primed with spot-on intelligence and waiting for the ‘go’ that never came.
          But of course we can now conjecture why Brown wouldn’t want to use force in anywhere in North Africa.

    • 144
  10. 11
    Ivor Schwartzporsche says:

    I’ve never come across the Amour Group before and hope I never shall.

  11. 12
    Dave the Nepotistic Twit Who Has Never Done a Proper Day's Work in His Life says:

    Deviant acts have been necessary to get promotion in the Conservative Party for years.

    How do you think I got my job?

  12. 13
    Tin Cunliffe-Arsely says:

    Not impressed. One bad allegation from one individual – but they did use the word “Hazing” ? ie stupid initiation ceremonies that are quite common at american universities. In the UK, I saw nothing more harmful than its a knockout – but then, I never got too close to the rugby club. I don’t know whether they touched each other’s cocks to prove they were straight.

  13. 20
    Eileen Critchley says:

    Seargent Bukkake!

    Yes Sir

    Commence Operation Spitroast

    Yes Sir! On the double Sir!

  14. 30
    Captain Haddock says:

    Does “non-executive” mean someone who’s not really Gay .. but who just helps out when they’re short-handed ? ..

    • 77
      Ickey says:

      It means they get paid for fuck – or all because the company owners want some kudos or to change government policy in their favour

  15. 34
    Peter Grimes says:

    Wow!

    Rifkind has gone up several notches in my opinion!

    Really, are you suggesting that he knew and approved of this activity or was it carried out by an underling looking to exploit his own position to get his rocks off?

  16. 36

    Maybe he just enjoys setting targets?

    For an article on the damage that targets do in the public sector and why (with evidence) see:

    http://www.thesystemsthinkingreview.co.uk/index.php?pg=18&backto=1&utwkstoryid=187

  17. 39
    Trough Mixture says:

    Phew, that’s better.

    I’ve been ‘r’less since booting up this morning.

  18. 41
    Beautiful morning says:

    Now I understand why the one eyed Scottish idiot keeps going to Kabul

  19. 42
    it must hurt says:

    It all started with the confusion when senior management requested to see the contractor’s bullet holes

  20. 43
    Alex says:

    They have “initiation ceremony” for the US Supreme Court, too.

    Always wondered what that was about when it was mentioned in the news.

  21. 51
    Stepney says:

    That’s nothing – George Osborne’s mum once knew a bloke whose wife knew a copper whose window cleaner was asked once to supply some gear for a Gay party.

    Filth – all of them.

  22. 52
    Watt Tyler says:

    This Western depravity is, along with the invasion of their country exactly what the Afghans are fighting against.

    Any wonder why Afghans have an aversion to Western-inspired “democracy”?

    And to say British forces suffered one casualty for ever one illegitimate vote: http://eotp.wordpress.com/2009/09/05/uk-suffered-one-casualty-in-afghanistan-for-every-vote/

    TROOPS OUT, NOW!

    • 200
      Grytpype-thynne says:

      Why do you think the Afghan women did nasty things to wounded soldiers left behind (to coin a phrase)? Afghan men have long preferred the Greek option

  23. 55
    Scorched Earth says:

    • 79
      Scorched Earth says:

      This goes into some of the extraordinary barely believable details of the “Lord of the Flies” atmosphere in the Kabul US Embassy

      http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2009/09/animal-house-afghanistan

      There are also serious allegations against Blackwater in Afghanistan about underage prostitutes and smuggling rings.

      http://www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/4068124-private-contractors-wild-behavior-and-prostitution

      • 117
        Tin Cunliffe-Arsely says:

        Those “barely believable details” sound like daft shit that hardly surprise me. (note: I’ve never been in a rugby club so its all hearsay mind you).

        I wouldnt class them as “sex acts” and its not really what first comes to mind when we’re told people are being forced to perform sex acts.

        • 141
          Scorched Earth says:

          You think the prostitiution didn’t involve sex acts ?

          Daft shit some of it may be but the beatings brawls coercion and people barricading themselves in rooms to avoid it doesn’t speak to it all being harmless fun somehow.

          It’s pretty clear that this kind of lunacy in a Warzone is not just irresponsible but dangerous. The idiots in charge obviously shouldn’t be given the $189 million contract for another year.

        • 159
          Tin Cunliffe-Arsely says:

          I don’t think its harmless fun, but its an extension of hazing as done by the military and in campuses, and not particularly surprising.

          I didnt think the allegation was that they were forced to have sex with prostitutes.

        • 165
          Ctesibius says:

          I’m surprised no one has mentioned Mark Oaten in connection with prostitutes and ‘daft shit’.

        • 216
          Scorched Earth says:

          This is the US Embassy in Kabul not a campus in the US or UK barracks.

          It is a constant target for terrorist attacks and British Troops risk their lives to make this place safe for these idiots to act like moronic scum in.

          It’s not merely surprising that the US Embasy in Kabul has become a place of anarchic ill-disciplined loutish behaviour, it is shocking.

          We are supposed to be fighting a War there not protecting refugees from a teenage frat house movie or worse.

          The prostitution tells you that all this didn’t stop at mere “fondling” but if you wish to try and put as benign a spin as you can on it, for god knows what reason, then that is entirely up to you.

          You can be certain the U.S. State Department wouldn’t be getting involved if it was all unsurprising or harmless campus fun.

      • 179
        Funambulist says:

        And your source for this is ‘Mother Jones’ magazine, a hippy rag that once fired Michael ‘Sick’ Moore as editor for not being sufficiently radical!

        • 226
          Scorched Earth says:

          No.
          If you do a quick google or could be bothered to read Guidos piece or even watch the CNN Video above you would know this is being reported by all the big Media outlets as well as being the subject for a U.S. State department investigation.

          Here’s just one other

          http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/Afghanistan/article6820942.ece

          The e-mail with some of the allegations have been circulated widely and other Media sources have picked up on them. This was simply the first site I could find that went into some detail. Other Media outlets cover it. Even Fox News outlines the most egregious behaviour in the e-mails.

          You have been caught trying to rubbish a story because you either didn’t like it or where you thought it came from. No dice. Shouting bias doesn’t work when it’s as widely reported as this and is subject to a State Department investigation.

          These private contractors are a menace and endanger British troops.

          8 guards have been sacked already and the contract for the private contractor is under review and unlikely to renewed when the investigation is complete.

  24. 58
    They're all at it says:

    This is quite weird and rather warped. The “none of them were gay” comment especially reminiscent of the Abu Graib business. Why is it that sexual deprication seems to crop up so often with our American friends?

    • 66
      shelling-out says:

      It’s very warped. Do their future careers really rest upon whether they can perform these acts or not?

  25. 59
    Thats News says:

    God knows what will happen should Kraft Foods take over Cadburys…

    • 80
      shelling-out says:

      Mmmmmm…… Chocolate…..

    • 81
      Trough Mixture says:

      That’s me and Cream Eggs finished. I should imagine Mr Slater’s Parrot will have something to squawk on the topic as well.

    • 104
      Sir William Waad says:

      Kraft mainly churn out disgusting processed dreck like Dairylea cheese and Chicken in a Biskit [sic, and you would be if you ate one]. Americans cannot make chocolate. They are bound to ruin Cadburys and end up selling it off cheap to some other conglomerate.

  26. 62
    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    Malcs cousin is my GP
    Having read that Im never going to let him have a look at mini Beast

  27. 63
    Annonymong says:

    54Guido Fawkes says:
    September 9, 2009 at 8:51 am
    Later on today there will be a story involving sexual deviancy and a former Tory foreign secretary. Maybe that isn’t much of a shock.

    Once again Guido delivers the goods. Jolly good show old chap.

    • 68
      jgm2 says:

      Well spotted. I thought Guido was just ‘aving a laaaarf when he wrote that but this does seem to be the story he promised.

  28. 67
    Theresa Green says:

    The pics are useful for blackmailing purposes.
    Its the sort of thing that happens when you accept an invitation to a rich man’s party and discover when you get there that the place is full of prostitutes and photographers.

    • 70
      shelling-out says:

      I’m inclined to agree with that.

      Once photographed in a compromising position, they would have to toe the line for the rest of their working lives.

    • 72
      Chairman of Xiamen University says:

      What the fuck you talking about? John Prescott here to deliver important speech. Now fuck off and leave photographers and ‘students’ alone.

    • 84
      Peter Grimes says:

      That’s wot I sed to my mate Silvio, but no, he wouldn’t listen!

    • 135
      Desperate Dan says:

      They’ve had to deploy the gormless diversionary tacticians so it must be true.

  29. 69
    An MP says:

    Strange how Rifkind suddenly can’t be contacted. He never loses an opportunity to spout in the media and is usually as ubiquitous as Stephen Pound.

    • 86
      shelling-out says:

      Perhaps he wants to spend more time with his family……

    • 87
      Ickey says:

      The steel wings of the lizard overlords will descend to protect their vassal.

      By the way, have you noticed that since the powerful and emotive anti war images of the flower of England returning through Wootten Basset on their final journey began to have an impact, the images have have ceased to appear on the msm.

      • 220
        bandersnatch says:

        The much-maligned Beeb puts it all on rolling news though, from the Landing at Lynham through Wootton Bassset to the drive off to the JR in Oxford.

  30. 85
    Sir William Waad says:

    If Riffers had been to a proper school one might expect this kind of hanky-panky, but it’s puzzling for a day-school boy like him, even if George Watson is a pretty decent independent establishment of the Scotch type.

  31. 90
    They're all at it says:

    I’ve just watched the clip again. The parent company is called “Wackenhut”??? Sounds like whacking-nuts… Priceless… You just couldn’t make this stuff up.

  32. 96
    Has anyone seen Mike Hunt says:

    Next thing wait for harman or mcshane to write a peice in the gaurdian saying the tories eat babies

    • 157
      Ctesibius says:

      There is a piece in the Guardian saying how nice the Communists were in eastern Europe and Russia. No comments allowed on it, funnily enough.

      It claims that some people are trying to equate National Socialism with International Socialism. Funny they do that.

  33. 97
    Manny Baron Shinwell says:

    Scot loses tennis match
    Scots lose football match
    Scot loses lucrative illegal war contract

    - no, my mistake, last one don’t fit.

  34. 100
    Errkque says:

    Can we move on please?

    Please please please Guido

    Another subject – anything

    Let’s move on!

  35. 101
    Benny Friedman says:

    Ah come on, lighten up, it’s just a bit of harmeless fun. It’s not as if they’re doing anything unethical like harvesting organs from children. Sheesh.

    • 168
      tat says:

      we shall leave that to the israelis and chinese. the israelis seem to have a thing about taking body parts from Palestinians.
      bit like the body snatchers, bloody grave diggers.
      but as they are america’s friends it’s okay.

      • 198
        Grytpype-thynne says:

        That has always been the custom in that region, going way back to the Hittites, Egyptians and Philistines

        • 209
          Organ grinder says:

          seems to have spread to NJ/NY, oh and via Algeria/Morocco to NY/NJ most recently.

        • 244
          Cyco Billy says:

          Apparently no longer pickled and hidden away after removal, but given a new big friend who’s happy to parade it around.

  36. 105
    Sir William Waad says:

    Where’s there’s blood there’s brass.

  37. 106
    MB says:

    How often do the directors and senior management of companies have any idea what goes on “on the shop floor”?

  38. 113

    [...] looks out to comment on the BBC's licence fee plight.And Guido Fawkes has a shocked looking Malcolm Rifkind in his sights. You may be shocked too after reading what's been [...]

  39. 119

    Rifkind has always come across as not quite trustworthy and articulating the question, whose team exactly was he playing on.

  40. 121
    MAOIst conspiracy says:

    O/T

    Following on from Rich and Mark’s Monday cartoon, notbornyesterday have an update on “PM’S HEALTH: THE STRANGE TALE CONTINUES”

    see http://www.www.notbornyesterday.org/brownhealth2.htm

  41. 127
    Grytpype-thynne says:

    A horrible story with some serious implications.Sir Michael’s routine of “not being available for comment” is stupid and damaging to him and this obnoxious company.

    The news that the journo Stephen Farrell ignored warnings about the risks he was taking and his subsequent rescue, which cost several lives and was sanctioned by G Brown, I suspect for perverted political reasons, shows what a quagmire Afghanistan has become

  42. 130
    DZ says:

    War is NOT nice. People go crackers under the strain.

    Read Spike Milligan’s series of war memoirs. It’s all sanitised up to a point but the picture is all there. War is horrible. WW2 was awful. Pacific war even worse (Hiroshima and Nagasaki anyone?); Korea was terrible. Vietnam? Very jolly? Biafra – you should have seen Onitsha after the Federal artillery finished with it, if you could find it; Congo? you have absolutely NO IDEA what went on.

    War is the evil, not just the people caught up in it. Get out of Afganistan NOW.

    • 132
      DZ says:

      I meant Afghanistan. Got a bit upset there, just as I did about our involvement in Iraq.

    • 136
      chronic says:

      Brown`s epitaph should read ” I never told you I was ill “

    • 148
      Gordon Brown VC says:

      There is chain of terror from the Hindu Kush to the High Street of Shithole UK. It is my sworn duty to protect the vibrant, diversified people of Great Britain from Islamic terrorism – besides it’s a nice little earner for ratface Rifkind, bus conductor John Major’s Carlyle Group and all the dope peddlers between Helmand and Notting Hill. Don’t rock the boat, relax, go with the flow, chill out, war is business; how else would psycho c unts like me, Rifkind, Major, the military-industrial complex, the drug lords, the Media’s thousands of middle-class arseholes make a crust otherwise? See sense man, you know it does. By the way do you prefer ‘Chain of Terror’ to ‘Crucible of Evil’? as a psyop tool? It would be so much easier if we could just pretend old CIA asset Binny Loading was still alive to explain to the little people what we’re doing in Afghanistan.

    • 222
      barefootcontessa says:

      130 Well said. War is failure. The human species is 99% vile.

  43. 133
    Engineer says:

    “During the period under investigation Malcolm Rifkind was the non-executive chairman.”

    So presumably the CEO ran the show, and Malc just turned up occasionally to referee the board meetings.

    These shenanigans may have come to his attention during his time in post (or they may not – something happening and board members knowing about it are not necessarily the same thing) but if he’s a non-exec all he can do is thump the table and shout a bit. The rest of the directors don’t necessarily have to take much notice.

    I note that Guido isn’t suggesting that Rifkind condoned these acts.

    In all honesty, it’s a bit something-and-nothing, isn’t it?

    • 142
      Desperate Dan says:

      “…all he can do is thump the table and shout a bit…”
      No that’s not right. He could have gone to the press and told them about the criminal goings on at ArmorGroup. He could have informed the police. He could have resigned. He could have returned whatever income he had derived from the company.

      • 151
        chronic says:

        He could of also asked fellow board members to lick their mountain spring water from the crack of his arse.

      • 166
        Engineer says:

        Dan – how do you know he didn’t do some or all of those things (apart from squealing to the press, which is something few directors would do, or inform the plods – what would they have done?).

    • 176
      tat says:

      the only thing around here that is something and nothing is you engineer.
      you claim to be non partisan yet here you are defending a war criminal.
      you are a liar engineer and therefore your word cannot be trusted.
      piss off you wanker. conservativefoam fits your profile much better than this place.

      • 196
        Engineer says:

        I’m just stating the obvious, TaT. Any case against Rifkind is, on the evidence presented, tenuous at best. Maybe others have a case to answer.

        We don’t know if these acts were a localised problem, or endemic through the company. We don’t know if the board knew about it, or condoned it. We don’t know if the board took action to address the problem when it was brought to their attention. We don’t know why Rifkind left the company; did he resign quietly over this in protest, or did his tenure end without his knowing anything about it, only for him to find out later?

        We can’t hang the man out to dry on what we know – maybe there’s more to come, but on present evidence, no.

        • 203
          Grytpype-thynne says:

          Fair point but he SHOULD be answering the case, not going silent

        • 206
          Desperate Dan says:

          He’s taking a suspiciously long time for his lawyers to come up with a suitable rebuttal.

        • 212
          Engineer says:

          True, but if there’s a confidentiality clause in his contract – and given the nature of the business, I’d be surprised if there wasn’t – he might be legally constrained from making any comment, even if he wants to.

          Complete silence isn’t in his political interest if he’s completely clean on this.

        • 213
          Grytpype-thynne says:

          DD, he is a lawyer himself as well

        • 215
          Grytpype-thynne says:

          DD, your 211 post.Confidentiality clause or not, can you see a gagging order being granted on a matter of Public Interest?

        • 218
          Desperate Dan says:

          “He’s only obeying a confidentiality clause” sound to me like a variation on “He’s only obeying orders”.

        • 224
          barefootcontessa says:

          The tories are war mongers and colonialists, and newlabour are exactly the same.

        • 228
          Engineer says:

          Grytpype-Thynne @11:55am.

          Somewhat outside my area of knowledge; the only honest answer I can give is “I don’t know”.

          Speculating – the company may take a heavy-handed view and wield the writs, but I would have thought the public interest was best served by disclosure; I wouldn’t have thought government gagging orders would be applied.

  44. 137
    Grytpype-thynne says:

    All US Embassies used to be guarded by US Marines, including those in war zones.I do not recall reports of such behaviour by them.The antics in Kabul are NOT inevitable but are the result of corrupt leadership at all levels

    • 150
      Ctesibius says:

      Although I believe there was some trouble at the White House in the early days of the Clinton administration when a gay rights group visited and it was observed that all the US Marines had rubber gloves on.

  45. 146
    fox in a box says:

    Blimey,

    who did Sir Malcolm have to blow to get the non-exec gig?

    • 155
      Richard Cheney says:

      they don’t call me Dick for nothing.

      • 163
        Richard Cheney says:

        by the way did you know my daughter’s a fucking lezza? Gee, the sweet irony, I can bomb countries back to the stone age and destroy the US Constitution but I can’t stop my own flesh and blood from being a bull dyke.

  46. 158
    Grytpype-thynne says:

    Chairmen are normally non -exec, the CEO, or what we used to call the Managing Director, carrying on the business. This does not absolve the Chairman, who is supposed to be there to keep an eye on the CEO.The fact that Rifkind has gone all silent does not bode well

  47. 187
    Marcus Oatcakes says:

    why wasn’t this picked up by Brown’s Gaydar?

  48. 190
    Cynic says:

    Many of those employed by the US Contractors in Iraq and Afghanistan had been discahraged by police focrs and the US military – sometimes for psychological instability or criminality inlcuding violence. They were then packaged up and shipped to Afghanistan…. so why the surprise?

    • 195
      Grytpype-thynne says:

      If true, that is a damning indictment both of Armorgroup and of US Government (lack of) oversight.However, why did Uncle Sam decide to use contract security instead of the military?Bit different from 1909, when Marshal Bernadotte, French Ambassador to Austria defended his embassy, sword in hand, from a hostile mob (successfully)

  49. 197
    Scenic says:

    Just been a press release from Number 10 – Gordon Brown did NOT I repeat did NOT authorise the rescue operation in which the para died, it was a decision taken by the Defence and Foreign secretaries, he was only ‘consulted’

    I find this amazing, it completely encapsulates Browns mindset and attitude to Govt. IE doing anything possible to avoid making a decision, and furthermore to then make sure his name is not attached to any decisions of others.

    What kind of bedwetting fairy, is so full of self doubt and inner terror that he needs to make a press release like this?

    • 202
      Desperate Dan says:

      The government is being run by Blair, Mandelson, Straw and the Milibands. Gordon has been completely frozen out and no-one tells him anything till after its happened.

    • 208
      Grytpype-thynne says:

      This won’t wash.All hazardous ops of this nature, which inevitably have political overtones are taken by COBRA, chaired by …. the Prime Minister

    • 225
      shelling-out says:

      I cannot believe that Gordon didn’t make the final decision. A situation as delicate and important as that would have involved the most senior people of, I would imagine, at least two other departments. For him to just hand the final decision over to the Defence and Foreign secretaries, is incomprehensible.

      He is not fit for office!

    • 229
      P1 says:

      What has happened when the PM has to be consulted by two senior ministers over a minor bit of hostage rescue (2 journalists taking a calculated risk )? Too many people taking decisions here, and a recipe for Order, Counter-order, Disorder.

  50. 199
    bandersnatch says:

    What! No place to comment on Obama’s healthcare speech? Come on Guido!
    Can I be the only Brit who watched it in real time at 1:15am in the morning… all through the 90+ minutes…

    Dull it wasn’t, and not fanatically over-emotional either, coolly reasoned, and there was little at all in it of which I disaproved… (ducks dung flung by eye-popping Cato-institute libertarian harrumphers and eye-poppers…). Almost, but not quite fair enough… violent action wouldn’t help their argument. As a libertarian of the centrish left I am surprised to find on here not only righty-right proper libertarians, but quite a lot authoritarians of the right and the odd one or two of the left… Maybe all to the good…

    If 0 is on the centre of the graph paper, and the X axis goes through it left to right. The Y axis goes from libertarianism at the top through 0 to authoritarianism at the bottom of the page. I thought most Guido fans would be anywhere from L to R but mostly in the top half of the page. IYSWIM.
    Anyone else agree?

    As for bum and dick fondling parties, I really don’t care, except tor the coercive/’no promotion without’ element… That’s baaaaaad, which I guess is why it is up here as number one. That and the amazing link-in of Malcolm Rifkind! The imagination runs riot.:-D and it is grade A gossip, I grant you.

    • 203
      Desperate Dan says:

      Obama is an American I believe. What he does with his healthcare has got nothing to do with us. We’ve got our own problems thank you.

      • 249
        Longshanks says:

        I don’t believe he is American, and the hoohaa over the healthcare just shows the power of the corporations have over opinion. How can healthcare free at the point of need be bad thing – even if the example of it is being raped to a slow death here.

    • 210
      Grytpype-thynne says:

      198, watching Obama at 0115 for 90+ minutes! No further comment needed

      • 221
        bandersnatch says:

        I tend to like to listen before commenting on something… That’s why I apologised for not listening to the whole of the video of the guy who invented the clean water bottle.

        Insomnia means you just get more of life to live.

  51. 230
    barefootcontessa says:

    Wedding of the Year takes place! Between The Duchesse of Originals and The Lord of Waitrose. An entirely altruistic marriage!

  52. 231
    Olly boy says:

    Don’t care.

  53. 233
    Trough Mixture says:

    I have a somewhat foggy memory of Jerry Sadowitz on (if memory serves) The Tube in the mid 80s saying (I paraphrase):

    ” Malcolm Rifkind is a Lithuanian lawyer, currently suing his brain for neglect. ”

    I wonder how it panned out?

  54. 256
    Jackthesmilingblack says:

    Your tax dollars at work, Amerika pals

  55. 258
    Lord Peer T'Mad Nelson says:

    You leave Tony’s friend alone.

    His only mistake was not inviting me!



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