Nick Robinson says he filmed breakfast Chez Cameron yesterday morning (Tuesday, September 8). The clock on the wall says it was Monday, September 7, 2008. Guido has some sympathy, Miss Fawkes pulled the hands off the kitchen clock Chez Fawkes…
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Max Clifford says…
“Most people want to read nasty things about people, not nice things.”
Maybe if they really wanted to “decontaminate the Labour brand” with business people, they shouldn’t have totally buggered up the economy?
Just a thought.
Miss Fawkes pulled the hands off the kitchen clock Chez Fawkes…
I bet it was one of your antics that stressed her out enough to do it
Miss, not Mrs.
the old boy patriach in ‘Dallas’ the soap used to call his wife..Miss Elly..
therefore we are indeed talking abour MRS Fawkes…I wonder what upset her so?
I thought for one minute that Cameron new what he was doing. Then I received an e mail where he thinks the whole Afghan thing is the right thing to do. Like supporting a Government that has just passed a law that a man can starve his wife to death if she refuses his advances also a Government that is presiding over the exportation of the worlds Heroin trade. Cmon Cameron if you think that is worth fighting for then you are no different than Bliar or Brown sort. Be a man and admit this has been a mistake. There is obviously none of you strong enough or man enough to admit it.
what upset her?
“Guido, even David Cameron empties the dishwasher. You’d think just *once* you could get off that stupid blog and do something around the house? Tap tap tap, all bloody day, and for what? To annoy people you don’t even know. My mother was right about you, I should never…..”
OT but…
The White feathers that a conspirator suggested that we post to various ministers should have started to arrive by now, just routine mischief, but a very satisfying weekly routine, a ‘golden key moment’
(please try and ensure there is no guano attached to feather)
@Reg511… “post”
You’re posting things and expecting them to arrive?!
Maybe the clock was powered by his wind turbine
‘thought he had moved and not put up a windmill at his new place? This from the man that thinks we can survive using the damn things!
I thought we’d happily seen the last of this godawful embarrassing “docu-soap” “ordinary politician at home” bullshit PR when Bliar finally pissed-off.
It was as fake as Bliar’s smile then as it is now with CMD.
Leave all this obvious heir to Blair “fairly straight sort of ordinary guy stuff” out Davy boy. It’s not doing you any favours.
Gordon being a twat still doesn’t excuse this sort of PR twattery.
If he can make a few bucks promoting frankfurters then fair play to him.
Oh the windmill, i remember that one now- it was never going to work.
Whether we’re talking as a way of providing any sort of energy – a small amount of research would have told him it wasn’t going to work – or as some sort of libdem/green “vote catcher” (to work on the kind of people who have dream catchers).
A waste of money and a bad decision.
I’d only forgive him for it if it was revealed that he bought it on ebay “late at night” as it were.
Yeah, You’d need a 747 jet motor to run that fridge
The clock is a Habitat Flap Clock manufactured in 2008
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/interactive/2009/jan/13/cameron-style
Say, Honey. We need some kichen makeover”
OK, Just have me call the Guardian I’ll fix it in the Morning”
That would be a firing issue at the BBC – witness their cancellation of ‘Sun, Sea and Bargain Hunting’ because a cameraman posed as a member of the public.
Proof that Toenails really doesn’t know what day it is ?
Faking the evidence once again., typical bloody BBC can’t even get their dates right.
I hope that Brown is not going to Wembley tonight, have the Dutch given him free tickets for the match in Glasgow?
Well, if the Dutch do give him free tickets, I hope Jonah has the good grace to thank them and wish them luck…
SC. “David, Cup, dishwasher. Saucer, dishwasher. Plate, dishwasher. Fork, dishwasher. Knife, dishwasher.”
DC. “Christ, they’ve switched the cameras on.
There’s too many bottles of alcohol on that shelf for my vote, Mr Cameron.
Look, I’m not normally nosey but the walls look yellowed too. And it was a glorious sunny day so why does it look glum outside? How much did we pay for that duralite Toaster btw? Oh, and your Ice maker needs cleaning.
S’funny that, worked the other way round for me…
They look like bottles of oil to me.
Perhaps he likes to cook?
Correction: ‘Too many bottles of oil for my vote Mr Cameron.
Should have gone to Specsavers !!
one looks like gordon’s gin.
I wonder if that was purposeful to pun on browns lack of ‘bottle’ and [dutch] courage
Poor that crap down the sink and get some nice gins.
Dear All
Can any of youse tell me how tae get ma mobile phone working again?
The wee fucker’s gone and conked oot. It’s enough tae make a grown man greet.
A canna hoold it, Cap’n. A gawt nae pooer.
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
You need to replace the dilithium crystals, most shops sell them.
yes, but what about the mobile??
Hang it near an open window and watch it swing.
Listening to the commentary you hear Dave say something along the lines of “Good night, see you in the morning” to Samantha, so it was obviously filmed on Monday night (your screenshot says 8:30, I assume that’s PM) – either that or the next PM has his own clock wrong!
No it gets dark by then
Why is Cameron do desperate to invite the cameras into his home to let them film him making lunch etc.? This is just what we hated about Blair: his obsession with showing the British people what a straight sort of guy he was.
Just come up with some decent policies, Dave, and, trust me, the British people wouldn’t care if you got divorced.
To Brown’s credit (and it’s the only thing that’s to his credit) he doesn’t flaunt his children for his own ends.
In case you haven’t noticed Brown flaunts behind other peoples’ children in schools.
Is flaunts a euphemism in this context?
Has Gordon been CRB checked? He spends so much time hanging around schools (presumably an easy gig, no tricky questions and all on best behaviour) that his own crap legislation must apply to him.
Good point, Airey Belvoir! I wonder if an “ordinary” person would need a CRB check. If so, why should Brown be exempt?
A close family member of mine wanted to go back into teaching after a few years’ retirement but was told she’d need investigating. She politely told them she was refusing to have the checks and that if they didn’t want her help so be it.
If Philip Pullman needs checking, why not the Prime Minister?
Evelyn Waugh once said “the trouble with the Conservative Party is it has not turned back the clock one second”
Clearly Cameron is trying to put this right.
dave has left the clock stuck on 2008 on purpose.
back then he looked like a contender.
**Claps**
Yes, I had also heard that was the secret he was trying to keep.
The Cameron’s stopped their clock on purpose.
Dave is clearly celebrating the government’s historic announcement on this day that they were in talks with Jeremy Kyle to front a £0.5m TV show aimed at getting people off their sofa and back to work.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2008/sep/07/labour.itv
Yep. That clock is radio controlled with atomic accuracy
Hold the phone,what is that MAN doing in the kitchen.
A future Prime Minister should not be partaking in such things.
How can he expect to fight toe too toe with African,Oriental or Arab blokes,Italians even, when he insists on playing housey housey with the missus.
Please tells us Dave you were only in the kitchen giving the wife a bollocking for making you cheese sandwiches in your pack up three days on the trot.
My thoughts exactly. He probably owns an apron. The only time I go into the kitchen is either to get a beer out of the fridge or to tell the wife to hurry up with my chips.
He’s probably asking the Missus if he can stay up a bit later to watch Question Time ..
Stop cocking around woman, leave it to my Eton fag Osborne He’d probably like it if you could give him a good thrashing while he’s about it.
7th September 2008 was not a Monday.
We’re all fucked.
Oh my god, I know what it means!
In a parallel universe, where other versions of us exist and get on with our lives, there is a 7th of September which is a Monday.
But, and this is the clincher! if your other self is the same as the one in this universe, it means that the space/time continuum is collapsing into itself. It’s probably a wormhole effect.
We’re totally screwed, a Borg cube probably coming through around teatime.
So Guido – since I’m going to be a cyborg by 5′ish, why not tell me the Tory/sex scandal thing? Coz I won’t care after that.
Don’t you mean a Boris cube coming through around election time?
Maybe Dave is establishing an alibi for something that did happen on 7th September 2008? Or maybe he only fills the dishwasher once a year?
C’mon, we’ve all been there…
Once I used to join in
Every boy and girl was my friend.
Now there’s revolution, but they don’t know
What they’re fighting.
Let us close our eyes;
Outside their lives go on much faster.
Oh, we won’t give in,
We’ll keep living in the past.
A stroke of genius Sir Wills. Who would have thought that 5 beats to a (breakfast) bar could aptly describe Cameroon’s apparent time-warp? I applaud you.
Why is he wearing a bunny’s tail on his backside?
Because he’s hopping off to rabbit on about something important …
That might explain why there was both a bottle and a magnum of champagne on the worktop – I thought it was a bit insensitive of Dave given his Lecture of the Day on politicians tightening their belts. On the other hand that implies that the Beeb saved the shots from last year for a rainy day, and even they wouldn’t do that to a leading right winger.
Would they?
Is that the same £80 clock Bercow wants in his new kitchen?
No, it’s too high. He wants a lower one.
There’s a rat in my kitchen what am I gonna do, there’s a rat in my kitchen what am I gonna do, gonna kill that rat that’s what I’m gonna do gonna kill that rat.
“Camerons are Living in the Past”
maybe, but it looks to me like they’re working in the kitchen hehehe
‘ot on ze kitchen table???!!
Ohh la la!!
Don’t suppose that Robinson might have been there twice, do you?
Aye. a# pult tha hands off ev’un that crosses ma.
An’ nuthn’s ma fult ye un’stn
Cos’ ah’m defectiv’ in sae many areas.
He may be living in the past but at least he’s on this planet unlike old Gordy….
Bladerunner thing that photo
Its our stage prop, it as phoney as my hair style, but my spin doctor insisted that we tried to look normal…
Roll on next General Election and get rid of call me Dave….
**Claps*
Next week, Kirsty and the team redeorate Gordon’s padded cell.
Why the fuck would you invite Nick Knobinson around to your house as you pretend to clean the oven?
Knobinson is a penis clad in Glasses and a complete Huhne.
Cameron is such a Hoon for doing this.
I fucking despair
Beast of Clerkenwell – and for doing this… http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/interactive/2009/jan/13/cameron-style
FFS. What is his agenda. Please tell me the thinking behind it.
the Hoon has no books older than himself
Fucking wanker
à trois voies with Robinson
You misunderstand Guido. Its not a clock, its a memorial. It marks the last known day when little Georgie was off the white powder.
Yes, why don’t we ever see Fatty Osborne “at home”? He could always tell the bewigged flunkies to stay out of the picture as he hilariously loads dirty cutlery into the oven.
toenails went round gideon’s house for an interview but gideon thought is was a drugs raid, freaked out and flushed all his gear down the toilet.
paranoid fucker eh?
spot the trolls
said the troll.
Are we being prepared for a dead brown Bounce as many have feared?
Business Secretary Lord Mandelson has said there are “signs” the UK economy is coming out of recession. The comments come as surveys suggest consumer confidence is increasing and the decline in the jobs market is levelling off.
But Lord Mandelson warned on BBC Radio 4′s World at One “there is always a risk of a second recessionary dip”.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/politics/default.stm
Where is Gordon, and what is he actually doing? He’s gone into hiding again.
Mandleson is portraying himself as the premier spokesperson for the government, while he wheels and deals in China.
This stance seems to be paving the way for the government to “bounce back”, but whether or not it will be with Gordon at the helm, remains to be seen.
Sorry, overdid the medication; Gordy will be himself and back tomorrow.
Nick Robinson. A prisoner of the fourth..orth dimension..nn..nn..n..n….
Next week – musings from a Mibi Land airing cupboard.
What’s the point of being a Tory if you have to spend your time pretending to fill the dishwasher? Isn’t that what servants are for?
Perhaps he has committed a crime and is looking for an alibi…
£200,000 worth of the best education in the land and he ends up doing the dishes and rides a bike.
Still he married someone with class and cash so Eton didn’t totally fail him.
Pathetic really trying to be someone he isn’t. Or maybe he is and that’s why he resigned from Whites.
Honestly this is a our hopeful leader of our Nation in less than 9 months time.
Show some leadership boy and tell the staff to do the work. Learn to delegate.
Useless, hopeless.
Who will rid me of this meddling broadcasting corporation?
Off topic, I suppose, but is it not odd for the Camerons to have framed pictures in their kitchen?
I thought this clip was first shown last year, have the BBC been using stock footage?
“The clock on the wall says it was Monday, September 7, 2008.”
That should read Sunday, September 7, 2008.
See that cutlery tray in the dishwasher? Means it’s a Miele one – top quality. Nice big fridge, too.
But still all looks a bit cramped, don’t you think?