Sorry to spoil it for those attending the ceremony tonight. Can’t figure out why. Two sources confirm. Wonder if that rumour about Dylan Jones wanting a seat is true…
UPDATE : Mail on Sunday’s Susanne Moore tweets similar thoughts from the venue.
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Lord Lamont told ITV News…
“I think the PM is just human and Ed Balls is a pretty irritating person”
Insanity
Why?
hahahahahahahahahhahha!
Woo Hoo!!!!
The cocaine and prostitutes are on me!
Are you questioning me, and my opinion, that to give this whore-mongering dope fiend any whiff of respectability or accolade in light of his utter incompetence and galactic scale troughing would be insanity, or was it a cry of exasperation at very thought of this nob have his overgrown sense of his own importance validated by the awarding of trinkets?
Questioning an opinion is the essence of civilised debate. dear chap. Notwithstanding, I find it impossible to disagree with you to any great extent.
I didn’t object to being questioned, I just wasn’t sure whether ‘Why’ @ 3 was questioning my post @ 1 or the obvious stupidity of encouraging Osbourne to think we like him.
Cos he’s going to be the next chancellor Contessa….’predictive programming’. . .
Look, I got the call from Gideon and he told me to drop the gear round at the GQ guys house right? It was a big yard and I dropped it round must of been atleast half a kilo; I had a quick dip, it was top top gear!
Now I don’t know nuffink bout politics but it was coz of that big bag of charlie that Gideon the award. Why else would the pasty fucker have won?
I know Gideon way back, he’s always been a shady fucker. Don’t never tick the c’unt nuffink.
Can’t be trusted.
Why would Three, now convicted terrorists try to smuggle bomb apparatus onto a plane through tight security at airports, when it would have been far easier to get a job at heathrow as baggage handlers? Dosn’t make sense. If we are at threat from this type of attack, Then can some one from the organisations that are trying to protect us. Please explain why some 20’000 baggage handlers of Muslim faith are still packing our baggage onto the planes or is the whole thing a load of Sh-t and ends up being another guildford 4 or Birmingham 6
We’ll never know.
It’s because only about one British Muslim in 10,000 is a terrorist.
That means at least 200 of them wandering about then, if you don’t count all the illegals.
The thing is right, is that all the moslems I know don’t believe that their brothers did 911 or 7/7 so on that basis how can they martyr themselves if no one in their cast or grouping believes it?
@102
Some people think that the moon is made of cheese, or that the Earth is flat. Doesn’t make it so. Lots of people are very sincere in their beliefs. Most are sincerely wrong.
#314; why bring the beliefs of George Bush (or possibly Osborne) into it?
That’s GQ MI6 not GCHQ anyway these lowlifes should make their pointless point by standing in front a moving train, preferably at a level crossing where there is free cctv coverage.
From what I read they had to be on the plane to make it work.
ie I don’t think a pop bomb works with a timer. It might not work properly if its in the hold.
Are you also suggesting that baggage handlers don’t go though tight security at airports?
Are you actually a metric 16mm bolt, rather than a secret service?
It took Brown/Libya off the front pages though didn’t it….great timing! and ‘they’ reckon that we ‘forget’ things after 2 weeks – don’t believe me?? WATCH.
And Duncan somebody or other. He’s off the front pages too. Monkey see. Monkey Dave do.
Did you mean shi-ite?
Osbourne’s photo in the Daily Mail on-line tonight is. he looks like a photocopier engineer
They’ve tried – remember the ‘lyrical terrorist’? She was the stupid bint that worked LHR airside at WHSmith and had been groomed to smuggle stuff past security – dozy fucking Appeal Court quashed her conviction.
Manchurian candidates, old bean. A sideshow hypnotist can make you believe you’re god’s gift to women, or a Piggy. MI6 should know all about that sort of thing.
Total fucking lunacy, but then the world has been a little topsy turvy as of late.
Remember though, the higher you climb the harder you fall. I fear the Boy George is going to be a great disappointment to us all.
Give the lad a chance. He might turn out to be a better Chancellor than Gordon Brown.
Eng. that’s a dead cert anyway. Anybody is going to better than ‘spend spend spend’ gordon.
And as you say ‘give the lad a chance’ – It’s just that he seems so young!!
True – but Ken Clarke is still there on the front bench (isn’t he officially shadowing Mandy as Business Secretary?) so the experienced old lag is available for help and advice.
My mongrel bitch would be a better Chancellor than Gordon Brown. For a start, she can count to three without error.
Shadowing is the word. Do they sit next to each other at Bob the Bilder meetings?
ERE STOP MESSING ABOUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!
Just remember, above every Fatty Osborne is a strong woman.
What about Dan Han?
I think daniel should have had it – if only for that speech against gordon in the european parliament.
georgy porgy politician of the year?
What 4, the only politician who has said fuck all or made sense of anything?
GQ = Ghastly Quim?
Gawping Queers?
Are we related?
He’s the most promising politician on the conservative front bench! Well done!
What shape is the sun on your planet today?
Your right, he’ll promise you the moon if you vote for him. He’s a drug addled muppet. Allegedly.
@33
Typo … You’re
Ewer
And your a fxxxing mud slinger not alleged but fact – what’s your agenda dickhead?
Well if it’s a fact, I’m not a mud-slinger, am I? Doh!
P.S Check @36 for typo lessons.
But Osborne is a lightweight. This is a bizarre decision.
have you seen the state of the country after 12 years of so called heavyveights??
you fucking moron
what does light weight fucking mean any way, goerge osborne isnt a fucking boxer
WTF?
Thanks for a different topic Mr Fawkes. I was invited but there’s a programme about sea creatures on tonight. Good Luck Me old mucker, Ozzie. Well done and we certainly have been.
Osborne is a Bilderberg stooge.
So is mandy – that’s how they both ended up on the same yacht.
rawr lizards
argh the lizards are coming to get me
So is Clarke – my MP. 27 years he’s held his seat and he’s STILL pulling the wool over the sheople’s eyes…QC too…shhhhh!
Now if the terrorists wanted to do something usefu,l Bilderberg could do with a “good old fashoined seeing to”.
“Sorry to spoil it for those attending the ceremony tonight.”
No you’re not. And what does it matter? Perhaps GQ will arrange a photoshoot with Osborne in a tailcoat . . .
Fair cop.
Fair cop? So you like blondes in uniforms. Nothing kinky about that….
said the porn addict.
http://www.asquithbutler.com/
Is Tat Projecting again?
engineer, you’re alright.
anticitizen, you’re not. you are always wittering on about projecting; do you work as a cinema usher you c’unt?
what a shit life you have anticitizen.
but hey, you deserve it, natural justice for all your spiteful rants innit.
Thick as thieves,
An example of projecting is accusing someone else of
posting spiteful rants when your posts are almost exclusively spiteful.
I’d be very surprised if you weren’t an addict/ex addict, with a life and job you aren’t particularly proud of. Best of luck.
I am top boy and my life is most excellent.
so your analysis is completely incorrect: not much of a counsellor, are you?
counsel of despair more like, you sound as if you suffer from depression.
try not to be so negative, eh?
cheer up!
ever considered counselling?
It’s because the boys at GQ all fancy him.
I do too… and I’m not a boy.
Dan Hannon would have been my choice however.
1. Dan Hannon (for the speech and the book)
2. Douglas Carswell (for getting rid of Martin and the book)
3. George Osborne (because he’s sexy)
Liam Fox – he’s sexy.
He’s also been a very good shadow minister of defence.
Sadly he’s another scot.
The pair of you must be very lonely and lead unadventurous lives. poor things.
Maybe its for his terrified, frozen, rabbit in the headlights, death mask faces around the time of the Mandleson/Yacht scandal – it certainly had something of the Derek Zoolander ‘Blue Steel’ about its rictus nature, probably went down well in fashion circles.
Is it because his dad makes the best wallpaper?
Aha – the ones with the ‘Little’ print eh
Mind you Contessa – times are tough even down at Homebase….and a can of emulsion’s still a lot cheaper than the packaging on a roll of Osborne and Little paper!
Frank Field is MP for Birkenhead – that’s Merseyside, not Cheshire.
Metro Merseyside doesn’t exist,it’s Wirral Council and has a Cheshire post-code most people still say Cheshire,only the plod use Merseyside in their name,they are still trying to shove us in with Liverpool by trying to extend Liverpool over to the Wirral side of the water but they can get stuffed we are Wooliebacks and proud of it..
they do want to close the tunnel to keep the wooliebacks out.
Arthur which one ?
not the birkenhead one which is part of merseyside (both sides)
I bet you sound like scousers though.
Has anyone tried the hubcap test in Birkenhead recently?
I didn’t know folk had hubcaps in Berkenhead……..
liverpool was part of lancashire
Lancashire disowned it.
Reports: “Gold jumps to $1,000″
Thank God for the prudence of our previous chancellor
What really bothers me about george is his apparent youth. Exactly how old is he? I’m sure he’s very bright and very dedicated and will make an excellent minister.
But I just would have loved to have seen our Ken back at the despatch box next year as Chancellor. He has so much more gravitas than george. Happy days!!
I agree with you there. The first time I’d felt secure about my job was a few months after Ken became Chancellor.
Susie. Were you a bailiff then?
Ken Clarke may be very good at his job, but he never sounds very sincere to me. He comes across as pompous and arrogant.
Like I keep saying (sorry) – demockery prevails.
Democracy is a sick joke. Just go to Wikipedia and see which undemocratic organisation Clarke and Osborne have in common…(along with Balls, Mandy, Major, Bliar etc).
Bilderburgers
Guido’s Post’s Are Like Buses ! None For Ages And Then SEVEN Come At Once !
Back in the fifties, some exec from LT was being interviewed and at the end the interviewer said: Why is it when I wait for a number 11, nothing happens for ages and then five come all at once. Quick as a flash the exec retorted: “We’ve been running them in convoy since the war, and haven’t lost one since!”
Good Point !
This is a very odd decision. What memorable speeches has Osborne made? What knock-out blows has he landed? It’s not as if he doesn’t have enough to go on.
Hmmmmm George has never run anything. Let’s start him off with a trillion pound economy.
Experience has become a cheap commodity indeed.
I wonder why gordon ever thought he would be good at economics when he majored in history? And judging by his failed books he wasn’t too brilliant at that either.
Of course he’ll know now that he’s going down in history as the worst failing chancellor and pm that this country has ever had.
OK I concede we need to let george show us his mettle – maybe he’ll excel as chancellor despite his youthful looks and go down in history as a success. I just hope cameron makes sure that ken stays close.
Gordon suffers from delusions of grandeur.
That’s why he thought he would be good at economics when he majored in History.
Gordon may indeed suffer from delusions of grandeur, but Osborne suffers from delusions of adequacy.
nell,
“we need to let george show us his mettle?”
mettle? george osborne is made of puff fucking pastry you could stick the c’unt in the oven and he will be done in ten minutes, look at him for fucks sake nell, he looks like a pasty faced lardy arsed vampire.
if he does not go easy on the alcohol and rich food he will have a heart attack.
osborne is a big fat wine swilling allowance cheating thief nell.
and what a grumpy snotty nosed pompous oaf he is in person.
these are the facts and I am surprised that you would recklessly entrust such a base and untrustworthy individual with this country’s cheque book.
and I wouldn’t pin your hopes on ‘cancer stick’ ken either. if it kills ken will sell it. ken has no morals whatsoever.
oh dear nell, it is not looking good for the tories at all.
join us, be independent, vote independent.
the tories do not give a fuck about you nell. an independent candidate would.
Yeah, us independents are so sexy nell. Vote independent and get sexiness by the bucket load, even if it’s not your thang.
We’re so independent that nobody knows who the fuck we are, how much sexier can you get?
nell is a married lady.
so mind your manners you moron or I will give you a good fucking hiding.
and you ask who are the independent candidates?
well, if people google local independent candidates they will find out quite easily. you buffoon.
what a cretin.
Oh yeah, everybody google independent before voting please!
You fucking deluded сunt.
Ah, joy, little tat is back to brighten our evening…
Mudplugger
Are you saying that Gordon is adequate ?
Dave should give Hague Osbourne’s job, and Clarke should have Hague’s job.
and Davis should have Fox’s job
You leave Fox alone!! – he’s going to be a good Minister Of Defence.
We need Hague as Foreign Minister – the world has seen too many idiot Foreign Ministers (Militwit and MargaretB) and they judge us accordingly. Hague could restore some much needed international respect.
not as good as Davis who knows a fair bit about the subject
Davis needs to be brought back in from the cold anyway as he is far too useful and able to be snubbed by CMD out of what can only be assumed to be petty spite on Dave’s part
Ah, Liam Fox. The man of many moods.
Well go on then elaborate!
no, shelling out pretty much said it all there, lol
I read somewhere that he has a very set routine, and if this is deviated from, for wheatever reason, he’ll go into one. Bit like Gordon. They’d make a good pair.
Sounds like the Scottish snack known as a McBridie.
A piece of information that sticks in your throat, you don’t know where it came from and can’t find out, and it’s impossible to swallow.
Politician of the Year because he has had the good grace to keep his gob shut. I don’t want to hear any of the fuckers talk so he would get my vote for having said so little.
GQ is about style not necessarily substance; look on the bright side, just imagine the hissy-fit going on at Mandlebum’s tonight…
Hits the nail on the head.
Osborne is all fur coat and no knickers
Surely he is their embodiment of a coke and hookers lifestyle ??
He who is without sin should cast the first stone.
Truth Nell, truth. The Lord Jesus Christ then went on to say, ‘Go, and sin no more.’ Don’t hold your breath.
Truth needs proof – and even if you have it – if it is from someone’s youth and they are now an adult – it is not proof of the present.
Was your youth so squeaky clean and blameless?
I was referring to the words of the Lord Jesus Christ contained in your post @61…. He who is without sin…… As it happens I have done and said things in my youth that I am now thoroughly ashamed of, but then again, I am not asking you to vote for me, nor am I pretending to have such outstanding economic skills that I could become Chancellor.
Fur coat and no knickers? Now you’re talking. My kind of government.
Better by far than the naked Emporer Gordon. Strutting the world stage up until 2007, idiot commentators complementing him on his fine ‘prudent’ robes. Labour imbeciles fawning over the cut of his ‘no more boom and bust’ pantaloons. When all the time anybody with an IQ greater than plankton could see the c-unt was striding around butt naked (financially speaking).
Even now, when Obama Beach and his entourage are briefing aginst the Maximum Imbecile as ‘faintly depressing’ there are still plenty of blow-hard Labour apparatchiks telling us how fine the thread is on the Emporer’s robes.
I suppose to acknowledge the truth would melt their feeble brains.
Osborne goes to a party with coke and hookers, Brown goes with a carrier bag full of bricks and pretends it’s booze.
Round one to Osborne.
What? WHAT? W H A T???
I can only think that much like the rest of the world, GQ is bought and paid for someone/something beginning with the letter ‘R’…
Rupees?
Rusky’s?
When it comes to buying and selling Rs, I thought that was a Labour monopoly.
Too right. Labour Bunch of R’s mate.
Isn’t that ‘Loaded’ and not GQ?
…and Semenya spoilt his chances with this makeover (but keeps the medal)
BBC
A bit of make up, a hair do and hey presto a man in drag.
French President Sarkozy had a photoshoot where all the workers were specifically chosen by height to make Sarkozy look the tallest
funny, funny stuff
Hi ho!
He has his shoes built up so he appears slightly shorter than Carla.
He is an odious little man, but at least he stands up for the french people.
I’m sure Carla keeps him on his toes
Makes him stand on a box.
The mind boggles.
Broadmoor are rushing in a rent a crowd for Brown`s next public appearance to make him seem more sane.
They must have to dig fairly deep these days.
Good idea. Gordon Brown could surround himself with idiots so he appears competent. Wait a minute, he has already tried that and it did not work!
So France has a leader who’s touchy about his height – we have them beat with our closeted mental homosexual.
Yep. They have a history of short-arsed but competent leaders. Although Napolean was, arguably, only ‘competent’ if you take his autobiography as fact.
We, by contrast, appear to be pioneering utter fucking imbeciles as ‘leaders’. After a false start with John Major under Gordon [drum roll], The Imbecile [drum roll], Brown [fireworks, lights, son et lumiere performance], we seem to have gone for gold in feats of ‘decline-of-Empire-idiocy’ not seen since Caligula declared Michael Martin a consul.
my only response to this news is – Who’s Lily Allen? and Why?
Lily Allen. She can do anything she wants. Didn’t you know.
> Who’s Lilly Allen?
Daughter of Keith Allan.
> and Why?
Nepotism.
Why is her name spelled differently then? I mean, Lily is nothing like Keith.
Wrong! There both grade A twats
Don’t GQ do an award for the worst politician of the year?
Surely gordon would be streets ahead of any other contender!!
They’ll still be counting his votes this time next week.
is there something about you and gordon you’re not telling us ?
Nope. I just hate everything about the man with a vengeance.
Sweetie I’m a woman. gordon doesn’t relate to women. Then again gordon doesn’t relate to anyone does he??
He seems to live on an alternative planet where everyone is telling him he is the absolute last word in economics, defence, international relations and on and on.
No 10 is the ultimate ‘ emperor with no clothes’ environment – isn’t it!!!
Sorry Nell you couldn’t be more wrong. He is alive and almost well and living on this planet, that’s the tragedy.
As long as he could lecture people he’d actually be quite happy on another planet.
” I know I speak for all green men when I express my …..Martian immigrants essential for the future of …..reduce the waiting time for brain reprogramming to three eons….an asteroid for every Zoggite……intergalactic debt relief beamed to the furthest reaches of the galaxy so that no Lazoon will ever again have to suffer the indignity of shitting in his own spaceship …dwibble..
what kind of dip shits read GQ?
is Osbourne a pin up for politically minded shirt lifters?
do one hundred lines….but don’t get caught or share with dave.
Of course, the ultimate GQ politician of the year has to be bob ‘aintbustinagut’.
At the moment, of course, he’s hiding in his bunker because kevan has brought incoming mobile phone missiles on them from gordon over the plan for more smearing of the military just as we are losing more lads in Afghanistan.
I wonder what bob’s going to do after the next election??
I can’t think of any job anywhere, however lowly, that he would be suited to.
However watching Murray get slaughtered in the US open is even better entertainment tonight.
Murray? Beaten? Good-ho. Nasty little ‘Little Scotlander’.
Sooner or later those pissed-up fuckwits on ‘Henman Hill’ will realise the depth of contempt he holds for the English and respond in kind.
Maybe. Probably take 12+ years though – like this lot of Labour arseholes.
Does he write for GQ? Boris did and he won last year. Cameron before that – don’t know if he did. Or maybe they just like that well-groomed scrubbed-cheeked public schoolboy look.
I know I do.
O/T but does anyone know anything about the story that Rothschild wants to buy all the main motorways and privatise them, charging us a toll?
There was a snippet about this on the news the other day but nothing since.
Sounds like another win-win privatisation scenario to me. If it goes well he’ll make a mint and the Gov can pocket the taxes we’ll still be paying; if it goes tits-up the taxpayer will bail him out.
That’s what we thought. For government it’ll be several hundred million for the empty coffers. For Rothschild it’ll be the gift that keeps on giving.
He can have them. I hate motorways.
Motorways mean traffic jams.
Give me a nice meandering back road anyday.
That’s all very well and good, Nell, but we already pay road tax, which we’ll probably still be expected to pay if this story is true.
They can’t fleece us fast enough.
If there were no motorways, the back roads upon which you like to meander would be choc full of cars.
That’s fine – now. Charge a toll on the motorways, and everybody will transfer their traffic jams onto the meandering back roads.
…and we already pay a hefty tax on petrol. Forgot about that.
Have you driven in France? The motorways charge, the A roads do not, yet most traffic goes by motorway leaving the A roads beautifully clear
Guido, I have written a comment about driving in a country reachable by driving through the Channel tunnel but am “awaiting moderation”.tHERE IS NO INDECENT LANGUAGE.wtf IS GOING ON?
Can’t see it happening. Remember the rumblings when road-pricing was proposed?
The person in the car pays tax.
The petrol you put in the car is taxed.
The car is taxed.
And they want to tax(toll) us for the road the car travels on.
There seems to be a pattern here but I just carnt put my finger on what it is.
The petrol strike was a bit of a damp squib, though, wasn’t it.
People will complain and moan about it but it won’t stop givernment from selling it off, if they so choose.
They are already thinking about selling off the profitable side of Northern Rock.
Is Your Journey Really Necessary?
Not if it costs that bloody much, it isn’t.
It will happen if we stay under european lore, law
These imbeciles are beyond parody.
Who is the richest nation on earth? The yanks.
Who has the greatest research institutes and most Nobel Prize winners on the planet? The yanks.
Why do they insist on driving 6 litre cars and consuming more energy than the rest of the planet combined? Because petrol is still cheap.
If we want to preserve fuel and bring the maximum technological know-how to bear then what should we do? Make petrol more expensive for the yanks?
How would we do that? Consume more ourselves.
How would we do that? Cut the fucking taxes – make it much cheaper in the UK and the whole of Europe.
If we want to address ‘global warming’ or ‘fuel poverty’ then we have to make the yanks feel our pain. At the moment all we’re doing is taxing ourselves off the road, taxing ourselves out of the global economy and subsidising the American Way Of Life.
We are ruled by utter, utter imbeciles.
Yes London to Glasgow in a month.
osbourne? really? can’t see why myself.
I put forward Liam Fox for best and bob ‘aintbustinagut’ for worst.
Who do you think should have the award NewGirl?
Definitely Hannan for me Nell.
Yes He’s good.
Great speech he made in the European Parliament against gordon.
Bit too young for me = but looks good.
He’s a clever guy and all, but he looks like a fucking space monkey.
Apologies if that is what you’re into NewGirl.
I agree with the ladies on this one; dan Hannan for that great speech and his co authoring with Douglas Carswell of “The Plan”
I don’t give a flyer what he LOOKs like. I’m not a female Berlesconi you know! Expecting politicians to be easy on the eye is probably asking a bit much in the current climate. I’ll settle for sincere and sensible…
I’m sincere and sensible, so how about it luv?
I can hardly summon the energy to write this. Who gives a flying fuck saw Gq once it was shite, drivel, pretentious, I don’t care about them or their silly opinions. There are many better candidates but so what if it makes them happy to support young Georgie?
Vince Cable….lollllzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
This is only the idea of GQ, a “man’s magazine” with sod -all influence
All things have influence.
All things make waves.
What was that theory about butterfly wings in the Amazon creating cyclones elsewhere?
Nell, I agree with the comments about wee George but honestly, who buys GQ? Didn’t Heseltine have something to do with setting it up?That’s enough to disqualify it for life
GQ is bought by young men aged between 20 and 30. I know that because our son and some of his friends read it.
Well of course it’s a man thing! You have to accept they live on another planet.
Who knows how men judge men!!
I have no idea how they arrive at those sort of evaluations.
What I do know is – they can’t survive withou us!!!
Fair comment but how many young men actually VOTE?
I think Shelling-Out won’t be seeing any Grand-Children…
Wrong, AntiCitizen. I have grandchildren.
No it’s bought by men in their early forties who would still like to think they are aged between 20 and 30. Men aged 20 to 30 buy stuff like Loaded these days.
It gives a lot of media types an excuse for a booze-up. Suspect the politicians hate it, but have to go along to look like good sports.
The only prize any politician should seek is the satisfaction of giving service to the country.
Who will Heat choose? That’s about as meaningful, after all.
Clearly a meeting of beautiful minds, NewGirl.That’s twice in a few minutes I have used the b-word; usually takes a year!
Explain!
There is a comment about French A roads being beautifully clear while their motorways take the traffic that is awaiting moderation for some reason
That comment was from me so the one about beautiful minds makea two.In Brown’s Britain the word beautiful is a rare one
Ahh. The mysteries of the moderator….
VERY mysterious.It can make messages amusing or just plain indecipherable.Many years ago a routine naval signal about laundry for an admiral omitted a word.The correction read: “Insert washer between admiral and woman”
I think I can see where this is going.
what mystery?
I never get modded.
you will just have to try harder to write better posts and then perhaps you will not get modded so much.
all you tory and new labour trolls will have to raise your game.
and stop moaning, that will probably only increase your mod average.
Oh. Thick as. How I’ve missed your incisive comment and inimitable humour.
You naughty Jack-tar!
Some years ago, an escapee from the local loony-bin committed several indecent acts with the staff of a local launderette before making his escape. The headline in the local rag that week was “Nut Screws Washers and Bolts”.
er 182, my comment referred to otherwise I will get VERY red faced
Mandy will be fucking livid. He’s a Polish rent boy who lives in Balham.
I have heard a lot of foul things about Mandy but LIVING IN BALHAM? There is a code you know old chap
I didn’t know Mandy’s boyfriend was called Livid.
Maybe Mandy is being unfaithful (as if)
There surely can’t be two people prepared to stomach him naked?
“Stomach”, “Mandy” “Naked”.The mind is over boggled!
I’m confused; are we talking about Asif or Livid here
Don’t ask.You don’t want to know
I think if george wants to convince us he’s going to be a good chancellor he needs to develop some of ken’s ‘common touch’ and less of the hob-nobbing with the yachting set.
‘Night – God Bless – Look after our lads in Afghanistan.
Guido, -please indulge me, that last comment reminded me .Please look at the website of “Help for Heroes”, about the wounded of the Armed Forces and how wwe can all help
http://www.helpforheroes.org.uk/
Thank you Nell, I have a technology deficit
Well done George. Permit yourself the indulgence to have a wank through Tats letterbox, you know much he looks forward to it.
You are lowering the tone sir.Now fuck off
I certainly couldn’t go any lower ‘cos your fucking pinhead would be in the way.
Now do one.
How very elegantly put sir! Why don’t you go back to Labourlist Dolly?
Are you a natural fuckwit, or did you get there through sheer hard work? Some people are crude and funny, others are crude and perceptive,but you are crude and boring. We can all live with the crudity but life is simply too short to tolerate boredom.
Err…is that it?
I’ve had better retorts from a broken speak your weight machine FFS.
I bet you’ve never had the kind of retort John ‘Anorexia is my middle name’ Prescott got from a speak your weight machine though did you?
Maybe the lowlife you habitually mix with are rather less polite.If you prefer, we can arrange for some large gentlmen to break your legs.I hope you do not mind their being gentlemen
Ooh, get her!
242. It was Bulemia wasn’t it? Anorexia would mean he would look like someone out of Belsen, which evidently he does not.
tat behave!!
I’ve gone to bed but I am still watching!!!
Sorry tat – meant to say as well – be happy.
179 et al; just another abusive nuliebour troll
Wrong, I’ve never voted Labour. Lighten up dude.
My dear fellow, I am not a dude, but I do wear light clothing in summer
You sound as if you’re bit light on your feet to be honest, if you get my drift.
Was it a small shortlist?
A coracle with a leak
Why does Camaron look like he’s on a Spacehopper when he speaks?
Why can’t you spell Cameron?
Mr or Ms (if you prefer HH spelling) is just a Liebour troll.You can spot them a mile off; they have had the benefit of Ed Balls’ ballsup of educashun
I should have added “innit”
So what?
Shurely.
or is it Camoron?
Why do YOU look like a Spacehopper?
To get back to the point, the consensus amongst consenting adults seems to be that we do not entirely agree with the nomination by GQ of George Osborne of Politician of the Year.
Seconded.
Thirded
I just looked George G.O.Osbourne up on wikipedia and I can’t get enthused by him or Dave. I’m sorry I can’t.
You could always hang yourself when they get elected.
Perhaps not but if it winds up self-proclaimed saviour of the world, Gordon Brown to the point where a blood vessel busts in his brain and turns his eyeballs bright red moments before he pitches to the floor and smashes his skull open on a convenient marble step then you’ll hear no complaints from me.
Indeed sir, nor from me
I’ll satisfy myself with his beaming countenance at the Scotland Holland game tomorrow.
If Brown shows up then the most likely outcome is a comet smashing into the pitch and killing both teams plus several thousand spectators.
After all that is the equivalent effect he’s had on the UK’s economy. A freakish one-in-a-billion decade of idiocy. An asteroid strike to financial sanity.
GT.
I’ve pondered this, and Boy George might not be up there with John Major and Neil Kinnock, but you have to look at the talent available, and who out of the sorry bunch around today is better? With the possible exception of the Denis McShane, of course. The way he stood up for the Starret Family against the cattle barrons is the crowning achievement of NuLabour, but of course he didn’t shag Starrets wife, which Osborne certainly would have, so my vote is for Osborne.
Osbourne is Joey.
Osborne wouldn’t let a detail like that stand in his way.
Sir Reginald
It’s a point of view.Come 2010, I think George’s no 2 might get the nod(can’t remember his name)
By way of a change, whose the worst?
Loads to choose from. Brown is clear favourite I suppose, but Balls comes to mind as a close second, and has a wife Osborne would baulk even in orbit.
Hmmmm. Ms Balls would appeal to a certain type of chap who went to an all boys Cathedral school and developed a crush on a particular sort of chorister.
To the cogniscenti she lacks only a ruffled collar, a green tunic and a song book.
Apparently.
Over to you Ed.
What about me?
Ms Widdecombe I feel your… errrr…. allure may require the internet to discover, amongst several billion potential customers, a fanbase sufficient to cover your domain registration.
Perhaps if you ate a great deal more you could progress from just plain old, fat, dowdy and unnattractive to one of those 400lb monsters with stretch marks on their eyelids that Germans seem to like. But you’ll need to get a move on. Dave is cutting the subsidy on food at the HoP.
Is he? The bastard! He told me it was only the NHS that was going to get trashed.
I got a GQ Award too…..??!!
Well done Mr Osborne!
Incidentally this is off topic but I think it is important to get Parky ad his Help For Heroes fund-raising gig as much publicity as possible.
Sir Michael Parkinson (www.michaelparkinson.tv) is set to unveil an exclusive preview of his new one-man show to help boost funds for servicemen and women injured in the frontline.
Jesus, isn’t he satisfied with a bloodly knighthood and advertising a savings plan to pay for your own coffin?
yeah, but he sends you a free pen, too!
Has anyone checked the postal votes yet ?
Admirable but easier and more effective to go to http/ http://www.helpforheroes.org.uk/
Liam Byrne on Newsnight – “what side takes their team off at half time”
Well, when the floodlights have failed, and the pitch you inherited has been ruined, ticket prices have doubled and your teams performance has deteriorated….
I think you’ll find that quite literally every team takes their side off at half time. Then they have a fifteen minute breather and come back out again for the second half.
Unless you are Sven Goran Eriksson’s England team playing a ‘friendly’ international. I which case a whole bunch of other people come out after half time.
Glad to be of help.
Gordon epitomises Steve McLaren at his ‘Wolly with the Brolly’ match……
Look what happened there.
Mind you, that Scot had more success with England than the
Scottish CLUNT Gordon Brown is having managing England.
Gordon Brown has the air of just another Scottish piss-artist looking for his own roundabout so he can swear at the traffic.
Unfortunately for the entire UK he’s somehow been nominated our PM.
We have somehow managed to project to the entire fucking planet not a confident, refined James-Bond-a-like but a piss-stained-methanol-addicted-reality-challenged-lunatic-a-like.
Ho-hum.
I see no team. I see no captain. I see no strategy, nor vision. I sense ruin, and can smell defeatism, despair, despondency and… dog shit. Sadie I’ll fucking kill you …
Didn’t you say that when you were leader of Sheffield City Council?
In the land of the blind the Labrador is king.
NO! In The Land Of The Blind ! BROWN IS KING !
Does he still turn up at the Home Office every morning?
Or has someone taught the dog a different route to work, now?
Guido, now yer mornin’ people are sort of OK like…..witty, informative with none of yer boring chit chat. They sez wot they ‘ave to say then fuck off without fanfare, none of this group huggie, fuckwittery bollocks like yer evening lot. Little wonder you turn the mod on with this crew, ‘cos believe me their shite needs some serious trimming, and I don’t blame yer mate, ‘cos there’s only so many sick bags you can fill in one evening.
Anyways, keep up the good work, and mod these fuckers to buggery.
Might this fellow not be one of us?
I much prefer his father. Dr theodore
If you like older men, Grytpype is 94, and comes complete with colostomy bag. And before you ask, he’s broke, due to him not being very good with money, or anything else really.
Are you one of the Norfolk Grytpype-thynnes?
Air Hellair!
And another thing! See the Guardian is bigging up the UK economy with a report from The National Institute for social and Economic reform. Must be true these guys were set up and funded by The Rockefeller institute. And the boss Martin Weald is often published by Fabian journals- so blimey feel those credentials. Must go now off to make a cap out of Bacofoil!!
Yeah. The economy is going great. Printing presses running at full tilt.
Design finalised for the one billion pound note. The red flag inter-twined with an inverted crucifix and Brittania being shagged up the shitter by Satan wearing a Gordon Brown mask since you ask. With imbeciles rampant.
Space being left to the right of the numbers for an extra few zeroes for the next print run.
It’s just all……. so Zimbabwe. Isn’t it.
Guardian = worse than cheap bog paper that smears shit all over your crack instead of soaking it up properly.
I think with any public expenditure, with taxpayers’ money being spent, the taxpayer should know what it is being spent on.
I think in particular the use of helicopters for non-operational engagements was something that raised my eyebrows at a time when Dannatt has commented on the lack of helicopters in Afghanistan.
Because, of course, all helicopters are fundamentally the same. A helicopter built to carry a pilot and two passengers is identical, in every way that matters, to a helicopter designed to carry several platoons of soldiers and their kit. In terms of the operations they carry out, these two helicopters are actually interchangeable.
Guido, you fat fenian, how about turn your fire on Fanny-Face Foulkes for a while? How about you make destroying him into your next project? Draper and McBride are old hat; frankly, we’re all bored hearing about them and Foulkes would be an eminently more attractive target. And, with Foulkes being a theoretical bluenose, I’m sure Pope of Rome (from whom you take your dirty fenian orders) would approve.
Why Not Ask William And Harry If They wouldn’t Mind Taking A Fucking Taxi Instead Of Using Military Helicopters So One Can Get One’s Royal Leg Over ?Theres A couple Of helicopters Freed Up Straight Away !
Not all helicopters are equal.
A Chinook and a Lynx are not the same thing.
An Apache and a Defender are not the same thing.
Those helicopters you see whizzing about doing the traffic report are not capable of transporting a company of troops into battle.
Why is this so hard for you to understand?
When that vile bastard George Foulkes finally dies (an event that can’t come soon enough or painfully enough for any right-thinking person), I am taking a six-pack of Strongbow and visiting his grave where I will pay my respects through the medium of micturition.
For bonus points, I hope his family are there to see it.
Personal coup today at Tescos. Spend thirty quid and get a case of Strongbow (15 cans) for a fiver.
Got four of the fuckers. Twenty quid for sixty cans of piss.
Score. That’s me squared away for the week.
Oh well, so long as you’re happy jgm2…
Happy? I’m fucking delighted booze-wise.
Mr horse loves cider
Shush jgm2, the BMA booze police will knock your door down and take the booze from you,you know you have to be wrapped in cotton wool and let them do the thinking for you.
The BMA are the last people to be admonishing anybody about their alcohol intake. The fuckers were caning the booze even before their latest contract coup. Now that they’re getting a weeks pay for three days work the fuckers are fucked from breakfast to lights out four days a week.
Plus six to eight weeks paid holidays.
We’re going to need a fuck of a lot more Indian doctors after this cohort drink themselves to death.
Raus,raus !! You haff exceeded your permitted alcohol units for ze veek !
Community service for you. You vill be Gordon’s Groom of the Stool .
IF You Take Away Our Booze We Might Sober Up ! Then We Will Realise What A Shower Of C*nts Are Running This Shit Hole Dustbin Of A Country We Live In ! Then When Sober We Might Start Civil Unrest Rioting ,Attacking Government Buildings, Ministers Etc . So Leave The Booze Alone ! And we’ll Leave YOU Alone ,GET IT ?
You’d have to pay me (handsomely) to drink Strongbow.
guido i know you dont care but i would like to say that alex at labourlist has posted my link. as i sledged him on here i should say thanks , and why is it women have a better neogating way ?
thanks alex and cheers guido
just before i wear out my welcome heres the link , please help
http://www.affoundation.co.uk/
don’t be silly freddie, we’re always glad to see you at this time of night, it helps us get to sleep.
only joking old lad. thanks for the link.
cheers lad can you post the link around , i still wont go to the dark side lad
“Libya row a thorn in Brown’s side
By Paul Waugh, Evening Standard
Published: September 08, 2009, 22:54
London: Gordon Brown was facing growing unrest over his leadership Tuesday as ministers warned that his handling of the Libya row showed why Labour was heading for a landslide defeat.
As the Lockerbie and IRA compensation issues reignited talk of an autumn coup, the prime minister came under fire from senior backbencher Jon Cruddas for his “astonishing” failure to attack the Conservatives.
Cruddas, the darling of grass roots activists and a possible leadership contender, warned in a speech that unless Labour changed its message it would “go down to a catastrophic defeat and deserve to”.
But perhaps more worrying for Brown were complaints from one unnamed Cabinet minister that the Libya affair had exposed “government by fiasco”.
MPs returning from their summer breaks have been dismayed by the way the Lockerbie row was allowed to spiral from an anti-SNP story into claims that the government was embroiled in “trade-for-terrorism” deals. Backbenchers have been complaining again about the operation in Downing Street amid concerns that Brown’s “dithering” reputation has again been underlined.
The government’s line on Libya was mired in confusion as No. 10 stressed there was not much new in the help being given to IRA victims of Libyan Semtex. Ed Balls also broke with the refusal to comment on the release of the Lockerbie bomber, suggesting Brown had been against it.
One minister told The Times: “We can’t go on like this. I’s beyond difficult, it’s farcical. We’re going from one fiasco to another and government by fiasco doesn’t work. I’ve never been a plotter but I feel total exasperation.” Another government aide said: “It’s been a mess beyond all telling. I suspect it will be held up as a model for future students in how not to deal with a crisis. There’s been no leadership.
“Gordon flounders around hoping he can get away with things. He’s just not capable of being decisive.” Another minister said Brown was “behaving like a rabbit trapped in the headlights”, while a Cabinet aide said that “it’s obvious now that Gordon is beyond change.”
”
Bloody lovely stuff!The truths coming out! trying to spin the whole thing to damage the SNP and now looking like their covered in piss when the wind changed direction.
HA FUCKING HARDEE HAR!
Well done, Gideon!
Any chance of someone who knows about economics for the next Chancellor? I am sick of George. That excludes Ken Clarke unless he changes his view on Europe.
OI STOP MESSING ABOUT!!!!!!
Look, if you’re going to pretend to be Mastur Bator pretenting to be George Osborne then at least spell his name(Osborne) right like the mendacious, forked-tongued dissembling, lying bastard, Labour apologist troll ex of this parish used to do.
Just saying.
George Osborne
Nic Griffon should of won it.
A magazine about mens underpants gives him an award.
Fucking inspiring.
It all sounds a bit Regency to me.
rather like the Mercury Prize and music – no relation at all – but a good opportunity for narcisistic journos to be in the limelight! Journos like politicians are afraid of the dark
Darling wastes TV and money, semi TV coup sugessted by Cruddas and Purnell ? ,Cameron to end gravy train , Polly wants to give her right arm for Leftists who will show bottle , Liam Byrne is considering until november .
Bit of Tango if you ask me , it wasnt so much That the goverment minister was economical with the truth it was more a case of how he had evasion written all over his face . so a 5% budget cut of which 80% is to come from public spending , half of debt to be repayed in 5 years , but wait we now hear the recession may be over , move along then every thing better now ??
CW knows that the missing figure is the growth figure , but whilst Liam Byrnes answer was similar to Camerons early proposal , what I didnt pick up was about the borrowings for the next Fiancial year , is the proposal just to cut by 5% this years borrowings or do we include the 2 or three year extra borrowings for the mess , in which case the debt will not be reduced by 50% in five years it will have increased making 2011 a truly frightening prospect .
Vince was right he does have to outline the path out of this , the non state business hasnt got a clue what to do , CW notes that it was another Fail for the treasury today , it had the chance pre conference to lay out a solid plan win back some private sector support . Its like being on some creepy sort of Ghost ship .
Then the newish theory pops up that borrowing loads in a recession costs less over all , than cutting back mmmmmmmmm think about it , in a normal recession all the waste gets reigned in , except this is very different , we are spending on armed conflict and 50% of the uk banks are unhealthy both of which are taking money otherwise that would be in the real economy .
The roof still aint fixed so Darlings statement is at best incompetant .
Yet again though where are the figures , there is nothing to back Darlings terrible outbreak of wind .
Given that the accepted ecnomic norms ae that debt should be 30-35% of GNP and that more than 39% is madness , perhaps the question the chancellor needs to answer is when will the debt be 33% of GDP . He will certainly run 80+ % this year and the folllowing , so is he saying that debt will only be 50% of GNP in 2014 ?? if so over the five years he will have cut spending by 25% compound yet still end up with 50%national debt !!
i do hope the journos there today have another look at what Darling has said as I sense an oppertunity to blow another very big hole in the ship of browns deciets , very much of his own making as he hasnt given any guides for business or even to the public they serve , what a bunch of crooks .
Also whilst most consider talking down the economy a no no CW is convinced by the arguments that a further decline is inevitable “w” curve , so what does darling think he should do for that possibility ?? we should know
From clause IV to I Claudius , what a bunch of vain wonk ideaologist crooks
“Claims of ‘pathetic’ smear as figures show Gen Sir Richard Dannatt cost taxpayers £160,000
Labour has been accused of a “pathetic” attempt to smear the former head of the Army, General Sir Richard Dannatt, as the Government released figures on his official costs.
By John Bingham and Jon Swaine
Published: 8:30PM BST 08 Sep 2009
Gen Sir Richard Dannatt: accommodation and travel cost taxpayers almost £160,000 Photo: DEREK BLAIR A Parliamentary answer to questions tabled by Lord Foulkes, the Labour peer, showed that the cost of accommodation and transport for the former Chief of the General Staff, came to almost £160,000 over the last year.
The figure includes the cost of leasing and maintaining an official residence where he hosted functions on behalf of the Army and providing a car and driver.
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Minister at centre of alleged smear campaign against General Sir Richard DannattParliamentary answers provided by Baroness Taylor, a junior defence minister, also showed that Sir Richard undertook 20 separate journeys by helicopter to visit units and attend conferences and ceremonies.
He also flew to and from Normandy for the D-Day 65th anniversary commemortaions in June.
Lord Foulkes said that the use of helicopters at a time when they are in short supply on the front line in Afghanistan was something which “raised eyebrows”.
But the Tories accused the peer of attempting to undermine a general who had been seen as an outspoken critic of aspects of Labour’s handling of defence matters.
The publication of the figures reignites a row over whether Labour attempted to “smear” Sir Richard by posing questions about his expenses.
There were claims last month that Labour had orchestrated efforts to use the Freedom of Information Act to request details of Sir Richard’s expenses in an attempt to portray him as “champagne general”, something Labour denied.
In the event the information released showed that he shopped at budget supermarkets and even shipped in cheap wine from France.
Gerald Howarth, a Conservative shadow defence minister, defended Sir Richard’s accommodation costs saying that he represented good value.
“It is a pathetic, last ditch attempt by the Labour Party in its death throes to smear and undermine somebody who has had the courage to speak out on behalf of the men and women serving under his command,” he said.
Lord Foulkes said: “I think with any public expenditure, with taxpayers’ money being spent, the taxpayer should know what it is being spent on.”
He added: “I think in particular the use of helicopters for non-operational engagements was something that raised my eyebrows at a time when he has commented on the lack of helicopters in Afghanistan.”
Edward Davey, the Liberal Democrat foreign affairs spokesman, said: “This is the clearest evidence yet that senior Labour politicians have been planning a smear campaign against General Sir Richard.
“Given the expenses record of some Labour MPs and peers, this is surely a smear campaign that should backfire on them.” ”
DOUBLE OH DEAR!!!!
Mr ‘bar prop’ Foulkes – Who would ever want to listen to anything that vicious, spinning and smearing loon had to say!?
Morning folks.
Deeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacon
Joey Deacon purchased a new bungalow after selling a huge amount of books after appearing on Blue Peter.
If he had relied on the State I guess he would have been sitting in a shit tip “facility”
Capitalism worked for Joey Deacon, I think there is a lesson in there
Guido
Osborne GQ Politician of the Year.
Prize for being a boring twit?
What has Osborne achieved?
Nothing, the pudgy fuck!
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