Rich & Mark’s Monday Morning View
Piers Morgan is a Tory – Fraser Nelson
The Bunker Bod Funded Entirely by Unite – Standard
Welcome to the e-Election – John Harris
Mad Nad: Declaring War on Scantily Clad Women - Devil’s Kitchen
Cameroon Cliquishness is a Weakness – Matthew Norman
Youth Crime Stats Suppressed Until After Election – Indy
Factcheck: Labour Sure-Start Spin Untrue – Cathy Newman
Bercow Loses his Rag in Chamber – Paul Waugh
Cameron Casts Himself as Obama – Political Scrapbook
Brussels Attacks Darling Deficit Plan – FT
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Michael Gove said…
“There can be few more powerful forces of conservatism opposed to the flexibility, freedom and choice of the post-bureaucratic age than the Whelanist tendency now in control of the Labour party.”
+ Crude (June)
As of 16 Mar 2010
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As of 26 Feb 2010
Flat – No Positions
As of 23 Feb 2010 +30.81%
What has Susan Bolye got to do with politics?
Everything. Gordon saw in her madness, his very own madness.
If Brown is genuinely medically ill as opposed to just a psychopath then there is a teeny bit of me that feels some sadness for the mad fucker. However, whatever the case, my righteous ire remains directed to the 400 Labour MPs who lack the courage to toss him overboard. I understand that they might feel a bit squeamish about ‘doing the dirty’ on a mentally ill man but for fucks sake. Every day he endures we fall another 500,000,000 million quid in the red. 25 quid for every working man and woman in the UK.
Every fucking day.
And every day he endures is another half a day that the average person has to work just to pay off his insane debt. Let alone pay for the ongoing million of pretendy jobs created by the imbecile to flatter his ‘miracle economy’.
All this just so that a few Labour MPs can sleep at night knowing they didn’t toss the lunatic overboard. Oh, and so that they get another days pay, expenses and pension contributions. Forgot that bit.
I’ve said it before. brown couldn’t destroy the UK single-handed. He had 400 accomplices and we must hound them to the grave. No sinecures in FTSE companies for them. No quango chairmanships. Their reward should be commensurate with their contribution. They should consider themselves lucky to escape with their lives.
jgm2 – now I’m worried. You’ve just shown you’re feminine side with all that feeling sorry crap. Get a grip.
I’ll feel sorry for him when he’s gone; not before.
If this story is correct. John Ward who? Then it is a case of a medical condition being successfully treated i.e. Brown would not be “ill” would he? he would be “well”. I have watched with some admiration as right wing blogs HAVE NOT run with this particular story.
Based on vague sources and a high level of speculation. But more to the point based on a “So What!” shrug. Most of the electorate are themselves, are related to, or know someone whose health depends on medication or other health intervention of some sort. Without it: out of sorts. With it: function well.
You were doing very well Guido with just that sidebar link. Now you have published a dumb cartoon. Yet another dumb cartoon. Ugly minds these ugly boys have got. You should rise above that mate.
It would be great if Labour got in again for one reason alone: seeing them being forced to clear up their own ghastly mess, being forced to accept the responsibility for doing so and suffering the public’s wrath when the day of reckoning finally arrives. It would be the last time anyone ever votes Labour.
#83 There is one teeny flaw in your argument. If the borrowing requirement can jump from 40bn to 200bn in one year under Brown then it can jump from 200bn to 800bn under Brown.
Brown is printing money and borrowing 200bn quid a year. We are on the slippery slope pioneered by the Weimar Republic and Zimbabwe. If we don’t chuck some sand under our feet soon and get back to a balanced budget very soon then we are utterly, utterly fucked.
And I’m sorry, but watching Ed Balls and Brown get their Portillo moment in 2015 is not going to make up for five more years of watching the smug, arrogant, ignorant, imbecilic fuckers lecturing us day in and day out on ‘tough decisions’, ‘right thing to do’. etc etc. While the economic flames rage around us, our pensions and savings get annihilated and we have food riots in our cities.
Has anyone asked why Brown is so depressed? Perhaps it’s because he has put his tribalist socialist ideology into practice and seen for himself that it does not work. That would be fatally depressing for an ideologue.
I saved 500, 000 jobs I saved 500, 000 jobs..oh yes I did!!!! Oh yes I did!!!!!!!
Oh no you didnt … in your dreams in your dreams….
Very well said, jgm2. At this rate we will all (pop. 61 million and rising ) be aboard a socialist-constructed, taxpayer-subsided, off balance sheet-funded handcart to Hell. At the helm, Gordon ( Saviour of the World ) McDoom, alongside him Blinky Balls and bringing up the rear, ‘Lord’ MandyPandy.
The three of them, ‘learning the lessons, drawing a line under it, moving on, doing the ‘right thing’ and getting on with the job’…Uuuurgh !
I’m with you!
Hope the wicked bastard overdoses & dies …
When a scientist has an experiment fail he bins it. Why do we have to repeat the experiment of socialism. It failed in the 70’s, that should have been an end to it FFS
Feel sorry for Broon? Me? It’ll be a cold day in Hades before I feel sorry for the radge.
If Gordon Brown is seriously ill then we need to show some compassion for the bastard. And here’s me thinking all along that he’s just an arsehole.
chris paul, you are a complete fucking spastic.
you are a one of the very few gordon brown apologists left standing.
rot in hell you fucking satanist.
top boy has spoken, judgment has been made: the court of top boy hears no appeals.
now fuck off you warmongering c’unt.
burn in hell.
How Long has Desperate Dan not been wearing a hat?
Look After The NHS And They Will Look After You ! Now When Is My Next Shipment Of Pills Ariving ?
It will be more than Pills we will need by the time thes fu-kwits have finished with us. Third world Country. The Argentinians are still counting the cost of being close to backruptcy in the 80’s thanks to spending all the spare cash on their failed attempt at securing the Falklands. Well guess what we have spent more cash on the failure of IRAQ. and are spending even more cash on the ongoing failure of Afghanistan. How many hospitals workers or public sector workers is this government going to put on the dole to support the WAR. They have already bankrupt the private sector with their stealth taxes to support it. Infact the best way to bankrupt the lot of us is to put up the TAX on Fuel. Oh they already have. I wonder how many bullets they will buy for that??
Sorry forgot to add. Who is paying for all the mercenary forces that have and will be replacing the troops?? Some of those guys can earn up to $2000 per day. and at 130′000 in IRAQ and probably a lot more is some one telling porkies about the COST.
There’s another hidden cost, too. Have you noticed that substantial numbers of people from every country we invade follow us home once the fighting’s over? I can’t think of a single exception to the rule. Give it another 2 years and we’ll be overrun by Afghans.
Me thanking u bruther
Hi Bro
Hello you two.
Property is theft.
The cartoon? Don’t get it AGAIN. Perhaps I need a sense of humour injection.
Gordon is being treated with anti-bonkers pills.
http://www.thefirstpost.co.uk/53143,news,the-mole-gordon-brown-on-drugs-to-control-depression-poor-health-rumours
Unfortunately for him and me and you, the pills ain’t working.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1211332/PETER-OBORNE-Browns-evasiveness-Lockerbie-raises-question-Can-Election.html
Brown IS bonkers, completely bonkers…
http://www.notbornyesterday.org/brownhealth.htm
I feel sorry for myself and my family and friends. Every last one us have suffered under this moron, and murderous mate before him.
Yes English Viking and there is no one who can help. the Citizens Advice Bureau (God bless ‘em) are drowning in victims, there is no legal aid to speak of and the people that do want to help others are being wiped out by red tape, checks and regulations. Its a complete stitch-up.
Legal aid?
There is unlimited free legal aid for terrorists and terrorist sympathisers, the pots full of money if you are a fake asylum seeker trying to lie your way to a British passport, money is no object for the iraqi fake victims of British army brutality, only the best ambulance chasing lawyers for them courtesy of a never ending stream of legal aid cash.
The people who pay into the system have almost no chance of legal aid. the system is rigged to pay ambulance chasing spiv lawyers a great living, think of a spiv who makes a frivolous lawsuit on behalf of a fake asylum seekers yuman rites, the spiv gets rich, the fake asylum seeker gets to stay and you and me have to pay for it all.
We pay for a mental case third world islamist to take us to court gaining compo and legal aid that we all have to pay for, the sick perverted world of newlabour eh?
He may not be mad at all, there are other explanations possible.
there is only one other possible explanation demetrius: gordon brown is CIA.
We’d all be better off if he was DOA.
Still shit, don’t know why Guido persists in displaying these amateur and unfunny cartoons. We all like good ones but i’ve yet to see one.
Now that’s what I call a challenge. Are Labour and Brown going to challenge the scurrilous accusation that the Maximum Imbecile is on industrial strength anti-depressents?
the same gag that was done so much better in The Thick of It
to be fair it was only two fucking years ago
“How the guy who’s about to become Prime Minister chuggs antidepressant like they’re fucking Smints. How the black dog humps his leg and shits in his duvet every four months!”
And the clue was in it’s title, Rise of the Nutters
Labour MPs don’t care: they know they are finished so they might as well trough for another 9 months.
jgm2. Sorry to come to your post a bit late (gardening on the one fine day we’ve had up north). I note that earlier you mentioned in respect of Brown there was “…….a teeny bit of me that feels some sadness……”. Then, later, you called him a “…smug, arrogant, ignorant, imbecilic fucker”.
I don’t argue with any of this: I’m just expressing surprise that your reality-check on the mad one took as long as it did (8.43am to 10.16am!).
First!
In the same semse that Labour was first in the Council and EU elections presumably.
First dickwad of the day, I grant you.
In Lie-Bore’s Eye The Figures “in Real Terms” Show That Indeed You Are First !
You might have been first if you hadn’t spent 2 minutes looking up one of the foods that MAOI drugs interract dangerously with! Smart arse!
Haven’t A Fucking Clue ???
“Who ate all the pills?, who ate all the pills?
That mad bastard, that mad bastard,
He ate all the pills”
with apologies to football fans, pie lovers and fat bastards everywhere!
whatever
apologies – I want compensation you bastard!
Apology accepted
Are they even trying anymore ?
Yes very bloody trying…
There’ll 60 million people hoping that those pills are cyanide
http://www.thefirstpost.co.uk/53143,news,the-mole-gordon-brown-on-drugs-to-control-depression-poor-health-rumours
Looks like the White House in 2011.
“Top of the list of foods that Brown can no longer touch, the source told Ward, were cheese, Chianti and over-ripe avocados – which immediately rang alarm bells for Ward. “Every doctor in Britain would recognise these contra-indications instantly: for they are the great verbotens for people taking MAOI drugs.”
MAOIs – which stands for Mono Amine Oxidase Inhibitors – are generally a last line of treatment for major depression, when other anti-depressant drugs have failed. They can also be very effective in treating OCD. But they are potentially extremely dangerous. If the patient eats or drinks the wrong thing, they can result in death – hence the PM’s “long list of forbidden foods”.”
Dear Gordon,
You are cordially invited to supper at my house for a cheese and wine evening. I’m sure that you and your lovely wife Sarah will enjoy my avocado dip.
RSVP.
MAOI side effects (manufacturer’s advice):
MAOIs are somewhat more dangerous than other antidepressant medications when consumed in excessive amounts – far more so than newer drugs such as Zoloft or Prozac. Symptoms of MAOI overdose include severe anxiety, confusion, seizures or convulsions, severe drowsiness or dizziness, cold clammy skin, rapid and irregular pulse, fever, hallucinations, severe headache, coma, tremors/spasms, excessively high or low blood pressure, muscle stiffness, difficulty breathing, extreme sleep difficulties, or abnormal irritability.
Brown’s been shown on Youtube with a pronounced tremor in his left hand. The smashed-up Nokias attest to the “abnormal irritability” and several other of the listed side effects ring true. – it’s starting to fit together….
No mention of auto-nose-picking or pissing oneself?
Time to make up a pickernic basket then, Yogi. May I suggest a fine avocado and Stilton salad and a nice bottle of Chianti to wash it down? Oh how I wish he would just disappear!
I wonder if he took some happy pills just before his youtube video.
I know I did.
The Thoughts of Chairman MAOI…
lol
oes beg the question is Gordon mentally fit to hold the nuclear trigger and is there amechanism in place to take it away from him if not?
It’s in place. It’s the yanks. You don’t think they’d trust us with our own nukes do you?
Yes Theve Told Sarah To Hide It Under A Chair !
They’ve disguised the magic button as a Nokia, that way it’s guaranteed to be thrown away from the Mentalist when the going gets tough…
Those Tridents are filled with sand. The Yanks aren’t that dumb.
Could Still Give You A Nasty Bump On The Head Thuogh !
A long as they’ve got batteries!
My head is full with voices.
My tape dispenser is filled with sand.
My hovercraft is full of eels.
Chocks away Ginger!
Beat me to it 148
As said below, I for one am impressed by Campbell Bannermans go-getting enthusiam and fierce commitment to his cause.
Cameron and Brown will be quaking in fear at the sight of this man that’s for sure.
Gordon Brown could learn a Youtube trick or two from Mr Beefcake. At least Beefcake smiles in the correct places.
NO ! Dont Get It ????
I get it: its a callous smear against folk who want democracy; that video is not David Campbell Bannerman of UKIP. Wake up like Boris.
Btw-Boris Johnson has an excellent piece in todaay’s Telegraph
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/columnists/borisjohnson/6148390/Brussels-is-a-shining-symbol-of-where-the-real-power-lies.html
I expect nothing less from Boris
I hope the character in the video sues the person who posted that video. I shall alert him immediately; you are messing with our democracy and future. Traitor.
This is David Campbell Bannerman of UKIP
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Campbell_Bannerman
humourless twats
wait a minute.. You must be the new leader of UKip to wield such pomposity and all round dickheadedness
you guys thought Robert Kilroy Silk was great till he wanted to be your leader
Robert Kilroy Silk
I repeat Robert Kilroy Silk
now fuckoff and provide us with some more of you famous comedy infighting between Mr Bannannasman, Mr Nutter and Mr Bufton Tufton
Not to put too fine a point on the person who really did mess about with democracy aka Gordon Brown. Watch your postal votes!
Gordon just chomps the happy pills to amend his perception of reality. For the record mate, yes – you really are useless, everyone really hates you and everything you do is really shit.
To get rid of my depressive feelings, I don’t need medication – I need Gordon and the rest of the Labour rabble to piss off.
And so say all of us
..and, Article 38, I’d like their replacements to realise that we’re not all mindless idiots and many of us can actually think for ourselves, recognising lies, criminality, manipulation and evil when we see them.
I wouldn’t even use Gordoom as live bait when I go shark fishing.
He’s certainly Dynamic and Active.
Who says UKip are a bunch of boring old codgers banging on about the same issue obsessively day after day after day after day after day ?
You’d better hope that entrepeneur in the video hasn’t got a good lawyer.
you are a fucking joke you little weasel
what ? you think your childish threats because I posted a youtube vid are making me quake in my boots little twat ?
for that I will make it my mission to mock these pompous wankers every mention they get. and lets face it they don’t need much mocking since they are poised to go into another golorious self-destructive comedy infighting session like they did when Robert Kilroy Silk and UKip last made the Nation laugh
Bannannasman has bigger problems than a more dynamic and by the looks of it intelligent namesake
He looks like a cross bettween John Prescott and Humpty Dumpty thus likely to frighten small children
If the only argument in support of the EU is that its opponents “keep banging on” about it (Ken Clarke’s words), then it is a pretty feeble argument on the part of europhiles. As well, making that argument is an attempt to suppress debate.
“Who says UKip are a bunch of boring old codgers banging on about the same issue obsessively day after day after day after day after day ?”
I am 43 and have never been given the opportunity to have any say at all regarding the subversionof this country and the planned reduction in its status into a province of a foreign nation, ruled by an unelected, unaccountable and unremovable foreign government.
The only time I was promised any say at all was in a lie, compounded by a Judge who effectively ruled that Election Manifesto promises, were not worth the paper they were printed on.
Yes I and millions of others ignored by the ruling elites, will continue “banging on” until we have our say and until the fascist puppets of the EU are defeated, once and for all.
We will never go away, or shut up, that, whether you like it or not, can depend on.
Wot, woot I am sick. We are with you lad.
Agreed!!
I will definitely never go away
“It’s ok Prime Mincer, you take the lot and put us all out of our misery”.
Good grief! Not 5 minutes before I refreshed your site Guido, I found myself musing in anticipation of Mark and Rich’s Monday Morning View – note to self:
GET A LIFE.
(Secretly, I was a little disappointed that it wasn’t a cartoon of Brown and Merkel where he minced more than she did!!)
Couldn’t he just hit the bottle, like every other jockoe politician?
Exactly, who does he think he is, with his prescription-only medicines?
It was clearly established many years ago by Scottish scientists that the only cure for depression is cheap whiskey. Fact.
And Gordon has gone out of his way every budget for 10 years to make a big show of freezing the duty on whisky.
Aye, vote for me you pissed-up, wife-beating, ‘my grandad voted Labour’, brainless fucking morons. I’ve kept the price of your medication down.
What chance he pays his £7.20 a go for his happy pills?
As he is British, plenty.
Easy Twat, we don’t all take to the bottle.
Gordon Brown is, how you say, a über Hoon, ja?
you made the same point yesterday.
Silence is still golden. Continuity is important in a failing society.
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Put a sock in it!
Why can’t politicans be more like Bob?
‘BCC WARNS UK FACES ‘ECONOMIC RELAPSE’
http://www.thisismoney.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=490358&in_page_id=2&in_page_id=2&expand=true
…………..A weak economic recovery marked by rising unemployment, spiralling Government borrowing and a heavy reliance on public expenditure is predicted today by the British Chambers of Commerce.
The BCC says that while the growth in general Government spending is expected to moderate to two% next year from 2.3% this year, it is expected to be running at 3% in 2011. ………………
If He Think’s He’s Depressed What About The Rest Of Us ? At Least His Is Self Inflicted Ours Was Imposed ! And He Can Walk Away From His ! The C*nt !
Precisely. Best comment of the day.
Hear! Hear! Except that the OP neglected to mention that Brown can walk away with cash and benefits worth millions (despite the Badger’s “no rewards for failure” mantra) unlike every other fucker.
It is really great to see civil servants from a number of government departments who are trying to improve the diversity of appointments in their own departments, whether on gender, ethnicity, disability.
The Department for Culture, Media and Sport in particular deserves Beacon Status because they are really saying ‘do women not do ballet? Do women not sing, act or create visual arts?’ ‘Why are they not on the boards of theatres and companies?’
In terms of improving the gender diversity of public appointments, Labour have the right objective and the right approach, but have been going at a snail’s pace and there is much more still to do.
There should be league tables across the board so that all departments can see their progress and be sure that they are moving forward.
Some people are not moving fast enough at all – Those in the Forestry Commission – We know where you live! – need to be looking for more lumberJILLS!!
There are no hiding places from the diversity agenda.
As someone from the old school, one of the most depressing aspects of the last decade has been the dumbing down, indeed treachery, of the civil service. Time for a Pol Pot like re-educations programme.
You’re not sending the fuckers to the countryside, thank you very much !
Pol Pots gang did a subtle line in asphyxiating their victims with plastic bags over the victims heads so as to not waste bullets. Pol Pot died in his bed having not been charged with any crime.
Surely a first world economy like ours can afford 400 bullets?
JM2 they are all being used up in Afghanistan.
Piano wire.
I’m sure there are 400 lamp posts along the Embankment – start at Parliament Square and finish at Tower Bridge!
Ah someone who understands quasi-Marxism’s insatiable appetite for detailed idiot egalitarianism. In their utopia dick sizes and tits will require levelling. Please take this job app form from toss.gov.uk.
Absolutly right
At times like this we should be investing in our front line diversity services and not paying sufficient attention to Saint Trevor of Phillips in his ministrations from his ever expanding Church of the Sacred Quango.
Instead there are foolish, unreformed elements in our society (note, not government) who insist on paying for armoured vehicles and helicopters for our troops, who as rumour has it (see aarse) are not wholly supportive and engaged in the diversity and equality agenda. For each Apache helicopter (£67m) we could employ 670 diversity directors for a year each (oh sorry, best make it 250, forgot to include the gold plated pension).
Time to cut the defence budget and increase my lovely Harriet’s empire.
I can’t see why Trevor phillips would have any problem with the diversity make up of the armed services. Between the Gurkhas and the fact that half the folk killed in Afghanistan seem to come from Fiji I’d have thought he’d be delighted with the racial mix of the British Army.
For the price of an Apache helicopter we could give the Diversity directors a machine gun and have them attack the Taliban on foot. A win-win if you ask me. 670 less diversity officers and a military widow pension has got to be cheaper than having them get under our feet in the UK.
How about putting diversity directors & quangocrats being put in advance of our troops to sweep for IED’s.
Surely Trevor and his whole organisation is right at the top of the “Bonfire of the Quangos” list?
The woman is fucking mental. Lumberjills FFS. What she means is centrally-heated offices packed with wimmin on 30K a year 9-5 jobs while men wander about outside with chainsaws in a friggin blizzard for 8K a year.
Another waste of skin. Another wetsuit hanger.
I think she might have been taking the piss.
That’s what I thought too but apparently she has actually given speeches with very similar content. I’m happy to be corrected if Harman is not in fact that insane.
Fact. She’s not that insane.
Nope, she’s insane all right. “Lumberjills” is real.
http://www.equalities.gov.uk/Docs/WomenInPublicLifeReception140708.doc
More in the archive here.
http://www.equalities.gov.uk/ministers/speeches/harriet_harman_speeches.aspx
Er…. LumberJills dates from WW2 when some women went in to the Land Army and others helped on Forestry Commission land bringing in timber for pit props, building and the like. The ladies working on FC work were actually known colloquially as “Lumber Jills”. You know it is a sort of play on words for, you know, a lady version of a Lumber Jack. Cos that would be silly as they were not men but ladies so Jill was substituted for Jack just as the women had been substituted for men. Also the correlation between Jack and Jill worked at another level within the witty selection of such a title for the female foresrtry wiorkers. Needless to say, the press at the time loved it and used it quite a lot with pictures in a strangely cross dressing, pre-page three sort of way.
Oi, you at the back wake up!
Does the Personnel Department of your District Council not have enough work to keep you occupied Charmian?
It concerns me that ratepayers are paying your salary so that you can sit on here posting labour propaganda all day.
Furthermore as a Local Government Officer, don’t forget, you are supposed to be neutral in terms of political preference, at least whilst you are at work.
Isn’t it about time that more women saw some action on the frontline in Afghanistan. I’m sure Harpie Harmsmen and her equality feminazi’s would agree.
NO?
I thought not
Most Anti Depressants Are Speed ! Amphetamine Sulphate Based Drugs Which Send You Into A Surreal World Where Everything Is Alright And nothing Gets You Down !So That Explains it Then ! Either Issue The Whole Population With Them So We Are On The Same Planet As You , Or Fuck Off From Office And Hand Over To Someone Who Isn’t A JUNKIE METH HEAD !
Poor old Mc Doom, Just emagine if you had a bunch of total incompetents surrounding you ( the cabinett, front bench), most Labour MP’s. All so insecure that they cannot make a sensible decision (or any decision).
Many just waiting to stab you in the goolies!
IT’S NO WONDER THE BLOKE NEEDS MEDICATION.
The worry is, that we may need help in that way soon, unless this useless government is kicked out. Bloody hate the wankers!!
Post 36 -
Complete ca-ca. Picking facial spots with a pair of pliers in front of a mirror for three days solid may sound a tad masochistic, but millions across the globe enjoy taking the amphetamine based drugs that can provoke such behaviour. I have never once either met or read about *anybody* taking MAOI’s for kicks, or even the most depraved of experiment – and I once knew somebody who drank an entire ampoule of liquid largactil out of sheer boredom: they are simply not recreational drugs! Even the most hardened of polyphase, cross-addicted, desperate street-junkies would turn them down if offered any.
They are serious, last-resort drugs for extremely sick people who do not respond to conventional treatment. The only thing standing between now and a snap general election is a Marmite sandwich…
Can someone slip some crushed twiglets in his tea?
Pickled herring works wonders, too. Brown will have to be jolly careful!
Brown hasn’t done a u-turn over Libya. Foreign Office officials will do nothing more than “escort” claimants to meetings in Libya to discuss compensation. They are on their own, they are not going to get any meaningful help from Gordon Brown.
Gadaffis son describes opposition politicians as disgusting, this has the mark of the Bahooness of Boy about, but the flatulent Arab may still bring Bruin down
I doubt it. Being criticised by Gadafhi’s son is not exactly an electoral liability, is it?
but does allow BBC to mention negative comments about opposition every news cycle
Now on te sky news cycle
Today should see Kalvis Jansens’ petition for Brown to resign achieve all time top ten status on the No 10 petitions site. Obviously there is a particularly good reason why this should be achieved….
http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/please-go/ – 70,658 and counting.
Six weeks left to sign it, in case there’s anyone here that hasn’t yet!
I haven’t, Steve. I want he himself to fix up the mess he’s intending to leave behind for others to clean up.
I want everyone to know for all time, that left wing policies are ultimately ruinous. It’s such an important lesson it requires our going without for many years. But it’s a lesson younger people need to learn in order to prevent the mass starvations and megadeaths that took place under Mao and Stalin when they pursued the same daft ideas.
are you stoned?
we have just had thirty years of tory policies, not left wing policies inflicted on the country.
you fucking idiot.
what a wanker.
‘Numb numb numb!’ would be more accurate.
browny in 10 with diamonds
That’s Lucy in the sky………..
Whilst They Keep Him Doped Up The Lunatics Can Run The Asylum ! O K Gordon Time For Your Pill’s !
Thank’s Nurse Peter, Can I Just Say Those Stilleteos Go Well With Your Fishnet Stockings !
Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
I’m a schizophrenic,
And so am I.
Brilliant -Any more of that and the boss will wonder what I am sniggering about.
You’re never alone with Schizophrenia ..
I used to think I was Schizophrenic .. now I’m in two minds about it ..
A little boy goes to see his dad and says, “Dad, I have to do a special report for school. Can I ask you a question?”
His father replies, “Sure, son. What’s the question?”
The little boy says, “What is politics?”
“Well son, let’s take our home for example. I am the wage earner, so let’s call me ‘gordon brown.’ Your mother is the administrator of money, so we’ll call her ‘Alistair Darling.’ We take care of your needs, so we’ll call you ‘The People.’ We’ll call the maid ‘The Working Class,’ and your baby brother we can call ‘The Future.’ Do you understand, son?
“I’m not really sure, Dad. I’ll have to think about it.”
That night, awakened by his baby brother’s crying, the boy went to see what was wrong. Discovering that the baby had seriously soiled his nappy, the boy went to his parents’ room and found his mother sound asleep. He went to the maid’s room where, peeking through the keyhole, he saw his father in bed with the maid. The boy’s knocking went totally unheeded by his father and the maid, so the boy returned to his room and went back to sleep. The next morning he reported to his father.
“Dad, now I think I understand what politics is.”
“Good, son! Can you explain it to me in your own words?”
“Well, dad, while gordon brown is screwing the Working Class, Alistair Darling is sound asleep, the People are being completely ignored and the Future is full of shit.
Very good, very good
Very, very good.
Good, very very good.
How many of us could remain normal faced with having to deal with the likes of Mandelson, Straw, Balls and Miliband every day? You go to a Cabinet meeting and Harman’s boat race looms, spouting nonsense. Strange, lurid, geckoid creatures like Draper leer at you from their perches on the ceiling. Nobody ever tells you the truth. Everybody hates you. There are intractable problems that you have no idea how to solve. Deep, deep in your psyche there is that niggly doubt that you actually aren’t any good, that you need help….
We should all pray for Gordon. Which way, I leave to your charity.
Never mind Gordon, we should all pray for ourselves first. The country is in this unenviable position by default.
The Labour Cabinet freakshow isn’t the cause of Brown’s mental ilness, but the result of it. It’s because of Gordon’s repulsive personality that anyone vaguely normal in the Labour movement won’t work for him, or has been pushed out by his relentless spinning and smearing.
Maybe. But instead of taking their party (and the country) back from the grip of such mendacious fuckwittery they have contented themselves instead with just taking the money, the expenses and the pension.
And that is why they must be pursued to the grave.
jgm2.
I have never agreed with a statement like yours with such passion
that I now possess.
Pursue them,every last one of them,who have stolen from us.No mercy
and make it retospective for five years.
jgm2 agree with Vote for Jacqui. It is not enough that they lose their seats. The money was taken immorally and we have a moral duty to take it back for better use. The country belongs to us not politicians or the Government.
I agree with that – but they make their own Rules up as they go along. It’s going to be very difficult to get convictions, or get them to change the Rules radically to stop them all bleeding us dry.
Having said that, we can only hope that Gordon stays where he is for the time being. That will be the end for Labour if he does. If Mandleson manages to shoe-horn Gordon out of No.10, things might get a bit tricky.
I’m not talking about clawing money back. I’m talking about ensuring that this job is their last. No FTSE directorships. No quango ‘advisory’ roles. No EU commissionerships – look at that egregious fucking Kinnock and his missus after he got his foot in the door.
Nope. The dole and obscurity. If any company offers ‘em a job then buy a single share and mob their AGMs. Shout the fuckers down. Don’t let anybody give them a job. If they get a job in teaching then join the parents and governors just so we can sack the fuckers.
If they write a book then picket the bookshops that peddle their vile, self-serving lies. Buy shares in the publishers and give them shit at their AGMs.
Dole and obscurity. And too good for the c-unts.
Well said jgm2, let’s make sure that none of the fuckers can make any more money.
I can’t see many companies lining them up for directorships, and there will hopefully be a load less quangos around soon.
They’re not allowed on the dole, the gold-plated pensions earning them higher than average wage for the rest of their lives – at our expense as always.
Let’s make sure they can’t publish books and keep them away from the EU gravy train (yes Kinnock and Mandleson, we’re watching you…)
Maybe if Blair had the guts to sack Brown when he first started jangling his keys in front of his face instead of doing the the job he was paid to do we wouldn’t be sinking in this mire now.
The gorgon should have been subjected to a yearly audit. Instead he was given free rein to do as he liked inside a locked cupboard where he was busy biting his nails to the quick.
Bliar needed a “fall-guy” to cop for the mess he made .. and so he lined Gordon up nicely ..
Once Bliar had milked the system dry & been sussed by everyone, he handed the reins & the blame to McDoom .. who, like the self-serving, power-hungry numptie he is .. fell for it
Much as I hate Bliar and all he stood for, anyone would have to agree that his timing was exquisite to say the least…
steve, tony blair got kicked out on his arse because he sat back and watched israel illegally invade gaza and the now peace envoy to the area did nothing to stop it, indeed he did not even condemn the war crime.
so don’t talk daft about him exquisitely picking his moment, eh steve?
you’re not back on the fucking gear again are you?
fucking hell steve.
you c’unt.
This is the man who is prepared to send millions into poverty either through his own failed ideology, or through his gross incompetence. He gets no charity from me.
He only has himself to blame. He chose his own cabinet.
Medicine cabinet?
We all pray for our PM every night…God Bless him …….and keep him…….as far away from us as possible……….
Lyrics from ‘The Wall’, by Pink Floyd come to mind.
Either: Comfortably Numb.
Hello,
Is there anybody in there ?
Just nod if you can hear me
Is there anyone at home
Come on now,
I hear you’re feeling down
I can ease your pain
And get you on your feet again
Relax,
I’ll need some information first
Just the basic facts
Can you show me where it hurts ?
There is no pain, you are receding
A distant ship smoke on the horizon
You are only coming through in waves
Your lips move but I can’t hear what you’re saying
When I was a child I had a fever
My hands felt just like two balloons
Now I’ve got that feeling once again
I can’t explain, you would not understand
This is not how I am
I have become comfortably numb
O.K.,
Just a little pin prick
There’ll be no more aaaaaaah !
But you may feel a little sick
Can you stand up ?
I do, believe it’s working, good
That ‘ll keep you going through the show
Come on, it’s time to go.
There is no pain, you are receding
A distant ship smoke on the horizon
You are only coming through in waves
Your lips move but I can’t hear what you’re saying
When I was a child
I caught a fleeting glimpse
Out of the corner of my eye
I turned to look but it was gone
I cannot put my finger on it now
The child is grown
The dream is gone
I have become comfortably numb
Or: Waiting For The Worms.
Ooh You cannot reach me now
Ooh No matter how you try
Goodbye cruel world it’s over
Walk on by
Sitting in a bunker here behind my wall
Waiting for the worms to come
In perfect isolation here behind my wall
Waiting for the worms to come
Waiting to cut out the deadwood
to clean up the city
to follow the worms
to put on a blackshirt
to weed out the weaklings
to smash in their windows
and kick in their doors.
for the final solution
to strengthen the strain
to follow the worms
to turn on the showers
and fire the ovens
for the queens and the coons
and the reds and the Jews
to follow the worms
Would you like to see Britania
Rule again, my friend ?
All you have to do is follow the worms
Would you like to send our coloured cousins
Home again, my friend ?
All you need to do is follow the worms.
I thought this was Comfortably Numb…..?
Sorry – just seen the top of your post.
Pink Floyd? Great.
How appropriate – can we play the song on election night??!!
Here’s another for election night :-)
Yes, I can masquerade as a nutter.
And also as Savior of the World (which I clearly am)
Trust me to look after my . . . ooopps . .. YOUR interests
Ah nurse, – surely not time for more pills . . . . can’t I have another injection in my botty, with those nice strong men to hold me?
He’s dealt with Libya like a genius.Now that he has asked them for compensation for IRA victims,he’s p***ed them off as much as the Yanks for releasing Mehghari.So no moral or commercial advantage for all the flak taken.
Only McTwat was capable of such coup.
He should have asked the yanks for compensation for the IRA victims. After all it was the blind eye turned by successive US administrations to the fund-raising from the plastic paddies of Boston, Chicago and New York that bank-rolled the IRA.
He could mention the drunk-driving, cock-waving Ted Kennedy as an example of such a mentality to Obama.
Might as well go the whole hog in pissing people off.
I think you will find it’s a bit more than a blind eye, fund raising for Irish Freedom fighters and victims of protestant violence in Ulster was (and may well still be) a huge thing in the Eastern half of the USA.
It’s right up their with the trick from Tony Blair and Bernie Ecclestone. Bernie got his money back and the smoking ban delayed.
I’m going to pray for him, but I’ve just had to pay business rates
so I’m just leaning slightly forward in the chair, not on my knees
You should be on your knees. Praying and hoping is all we can do when we pay our taxes.
Try emigrating, it makes you feel a whole lot better!
Certainly does!
Could some one tell me why the main stream media, to my knowledge, is not reporting this story?
Peter Oborne mentioned it in the Sunday Mail.
Why can’t he spell Osborne? Is he too stupid?
Do you have a link, I can’t find it on the Mail on Sunday site. Maybe, for some curious and totally unfathomable reason, it’s been taken down…
D Notice ???? It’s been done before !!
They’re probably not sure how to cover it – it’s really not something you can make a political point from if the guy is genuinely sick. This also might explain the party rallying behind him over recent months, and DC’s unwillingness to pub the boot in hard at PMQs when the opportunity was there.
It’s the sort of story that tends to stay underground in any country as it’s not good for anyone for it to be overtly public. Broon needs to be given a nudge by close friends (Mandy, Sarah) and told to quietly step aside for the sake of everyone, not least the Labour party for whom he is an incresaing liability.
Fuck the Labour party. Fuck them. Fuck them to hell.
What about the other 60 million of us?
Too skint after tax to emigrate
Fuck that – Brown needs to be given a nudge next to Beachy Head
Just execute the piece of shit
Excuse me for being thick but why the fuck would we want to take what Gordon’s swallowing???????
Contrary to popular opinion ‘Happy Pills’ do not in fact make one happy.
In relative terms to having Depression any other state of mind is better.
A man in real pain with a broken leg will not have a smile on his face.
But once he is healed he will no doubt smile again.
Do we say ‘Oh it’s because he had a happy plaster caste on his leg’
No we do not.
Anti-depressents return a individual back to how they should be.
I can only conclude that in Gordon Browns case, with all the pills he is on, that he must indeed be, a Cu*t.
There aren’t enough pills in the world.
I DEMAND a new PM -I don’t want a depressive unfit to hold office and the only reason he did was his idea of sucession.
AWAY with this LOON NOW!!
He is NOT FIT FOR PURPOSE!!, and the British people deserve a better quality of lunatic than this!
We have plenty. Take your pick
Isn’t this focus on Brown’s mental health a little dubious. If the man is ill then so be it. If he is unable to do his job because of it then this has to be a matter for all of us not just the new labour hierarchy and ‘those in the know.’
Fucking hell, hasn’t Brown done enough to damage this country for a generation or more anyway without his health being called into question?? Twelve years of this man at the treasury and as PM has left the UK in its worst position since the first world war. Facing economic problems for the next 20 years or more. What the fuck is going on here?? Let’sd get rid of him on account of his shoddy deeds not his health.
forgot
see also: http://www.annaraccoon.com/politics/the-sick-man-of-europe/
for a comprehensive account of same topic
10 years of him at the treasury sending his pigeons out to crap on us all, and now they’ve come home to roost.
Ha fucking ha.
PMs and ill health, no change there then for Labour. Harold Wilson was still in office when he first showed signs of Alzheimer’s Disease and continued for some time afterwards……..
Yup and so many MPs suffer, in silence, from kleptomania and STILL battle valiantly on, praying for no early General Election.
As Gordon isn’t running the country, who cares if the cheese has slipped off his cracker. Mandleson will just carry on running UK PLC regardless.
Its a cop out 88. They will blame this on his health when it should be blamed on facist communist ideas learnt at some bloody lefty student hang out years ago and europe later on
Fascist communism – it’s in Labour’s D-N-A
He could be going for the Michael Jackson get out clause, so leave him alone you fuckers.
Not a chance. The man deserves to be hounded from office. Period.
And hounded all the way back up the M1. Do you remember the ’spontaneous’ crowds on the streets at 4am in 1997? ‘Thiiiiings can only get betteeeeer…’?
We need a similar ’spontaneous’ lining of the streets, motorway bridges etc etc to wave Gordon et all off. Sheets over the motorway flyovers. ‘Fuck off Brown’. ‘Don’t come back’. ‘Fuck off Labour’. ‘Fuck off Straw’. ‘Fuck off Miliband’. ‘Fuck off Harman’.
That sort of stuff.
jgm2- yes lots of motorway banners, aerial banners towed by helicopters and fireworks. ‘Go to Hell U Traitors’ ‘Brown Traitors not Tractors’
Agreed. If he does not have a police escort I doubt he would make it to St.Albans without getting lynched.
I would pay good money to see that.
I would pay to shit on his head as he crawls up the M1 past Luton.
Government to favour Brits
British firms will be required to advertise posts in UK job centres for a month before recruiting from overseas
http://uk.biz.yahoo.com/090907/140/iq96l.html
Just in time for an election of course after which if they won it would be situation normal but stepped up many gears. Anyway is this legal as a member of the EU or is this another sound bite.
Saw Bollocks on morning TV this morning what an odious creature he is.
The oil refinery workers came from Poland or Italy, I thought.
These countries are in the EU so there’s nothing Gordon can do about that. Brussells has already spoken.
If only the pills were cyanide
Could those pills he’s popping be smarties?
“Yes Gordon, sixty million outside and thousands more every day”……
10 years of Brown sending his pigeons out to crap on us all, and now they’ve come home to roost.
Ha fucking ha.
Mental illness is not an excuse for what Brown has done. Its the definition of what he’s done.
That is only right and a proper analysis
So, Mr Brown… since you voluntarily left your last job, can you prove that you actively been seeking work? Our strenuous independent medical test proves you are capable of lifting this 5Kg bag of potatoes.
I am afraid that your 24 hours a day armed guard entitlement means that you do not qualify for ‘vulnerable’ status. The Embankment is that way, Sir…
yeah and go hang yourself you grotty piece of scottish shit,Brown.
Shit my dear but British Shit, the man does not want to be Scottish and neither do we.
CON 40 (-2) LAB 27 (-1) LD 18 (+1)
Politicalbetting is speculating that this could be due to the Farage effect, but it is within the margin of error.
Brown will resign after the Party Conference in October for “family” reasons.
There will be a leadership contest but big names like Johnson and Straw will not stand because they will not fancy being an Opposition Leader for several decades.
Likely candidates are Harman backed by the Dromey wing, James Purnell backed by the Straw dogs and Ed Milibland backed by the rump of Mandelson.
Any other suggestions in a Swear Box please.
I think Mandleson could stand himself. He’s pompous enough to think he could save the party.
<*&^%$ *&&^% ?/£^"-(&%**!
I think you will find that it is spelt with one ‘&’, not two.
Thank you for that – it makes great sense compared to the observations of many of our paid political commentators!
I think you are probably right, but it comes to some thing when a clown like Straw doesn’t think the job’s worth having.
Whoever takes it on will be doomed, since the baggage of the last decade simply cannot be cast aside; remember Haig. He didn’t do too bad a job apart from the cap fiasco but there was simply no mood to cut the Tories any slack.
I would go for Dennis Skinner, who could resurrect the Labour party with a return to its traditional loves of Tripe and Ferrets.
Straw and Skinner must be coming up for retirement in the next few years.
Much better for them to get into the Lords and collect their pensions.
I’ve been saying since he took over that he’ll be dragged out of Downing St on “health grounds” – he’s a nutter. It’s always been obvious. Paranoid, delusional, hyper anxious – and self-hating to boot. A real mess. Which once again raises the interesting question – how? How did this man become PM? How did the Labour party find itself putting forward this man?
There is a great deal of dirt to come out.
Oh, and I expect once chased from office he’ll be dead within the year.
This guy is *barely functioning*. He’s a fucking hair’s breadth from being a street drinking ranter; you could not find a worse PM. Who would be worse? *Mandy* would be better. Wee Jimmie Krankie would be better. This guy could not run a bath. How? Why? And who?
There are dark forces at work here…
Perhaps for reasons of ill health?
I bet Brown could strip the enamel off the toilet pan
….with his breath…!
Wouldn’t Canesten Thrush Cream be a better medication for Brown?
Nah. Caustic soda and a wire brush.
Much more effective.
Cyanide and I beg to win the prize draw to administer it to the piece of shit Brown.
I hope they’ve taken away the Nuclear Button and replaced it with a dummy.
If Gordon Brown is taking prescribed medication and if it is being prescribed by his local doctor in Scotland does that mean he is not paying for the prescription?
Probably not. He doesn’t pay for very much these days.
The stories going round about the gorgon’s supposed illness are probably newlabour spin. Newlabour havn’t got the guts to tell him to go, so they’ve started a malign whispering game. Remember their smears about Dr. Kelly – Walter Mitty – and so on? New labour are capable of the lowest, dirtiest, most unsavoury tricks imaginable.
Gordon had better be careful. There might be people out there who would like to see him got rid of on medical grounds. Who would actually know whether he was ill or not? Shades of Al Megrahi.
Quite so. I’m not concerned whether he’s on medication or not. The man is a fucking lunatic. Being on medication doesn’t excuse that. But he could not destroy the UK alone. He was abetted by 400 Labour MPs who stood back, looked long and hard at the scorched earth and economic destruction and said to themselves….
‘I can live with that’.
It is they who must be hounded. All of them. Not one of them has had the courage to quit or cross the floor. Nope. It’s all about their ’safe’ seatand the next nine months pay, ministerial salary, committee allowances, expenses and pension accrual.
And fuck the entire UK.
As soon as the back benchers have recovered from their extended holidays, they will consider their positions. They will reflect that their positions are pretty shaky. How will they improve them? Simple, knife in to the gorgon’s back.
Tom Watson loses it.
tom watson never had it.
the big fat cripple.
SKWARRKK!!! KRIPPLEKRIPPLEKRIPPLE!!! (pingpingping) A-AAK!
Maybe if poor Vera let the guy waddle and get his own Aspirin he wouldn’t be so porky. Shit starting to sound like the rightous. Used to treat patients getting stomachs stapled on NHS. Mostly lazy fat twats, all sad stories though with hard lives. Aagh bless!! No! fucking grew up you fat lazy spongers. Used to cost 15k just to convert their showers. Maybe Zyclon B would be a good addition to those showers. Once got asked if you could blend a Chocolate Orange to put down a feeding tube. I kid you not. Kissinger was right when describing some as useless eaters. I know he meant all of us but even that gobshite can be half right
Who ate all the pies?
Fat bastard.
Fuck off fatso.
Prezza ate all the pies. All the hot pies, and all the cold pies.
Doesn’t look as though he’s lost much to me.
Oh dear even Gordons “newbestmate” Obama thinks Gordon’s a complete arse !!!!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1211592/Obamas-verdict-Brown-He-lacklustre-claims-biographer-MPs-pile-pressure.html
How much longer can the country afford this idiot as Prime Minister ?
He has completely lost the plot; he’s regarded as joke both at home and abroad;the Cabinet and the majority of the Labour Party are in despair although not one of them has the “moral courage” to get rid of him.
He changes policy from one hour to the next;first he was totally against pressurising(with what exactly is of course doubtful having already surrended Al=Megrahi to Gaddafi)the Libyans to pay out compensation to the victims of the IRA and now the loon is saying that the British Ambassador in Tripoli will do his best to broker a deal !!!!
God help us – if we have another 9 months of this lunatic !!
Another day, another question mark over GB and the govenment, but we remain limping to the election, more debt, more drift. Enough is enough; October would would be a good time to have the election and get someone else to sort this mess out.
If the americans found Gordon “faintly depressing”, how the hell do they think we feel!
Its all an evil lie I tell ye. Nurse pass the pills else I shall throw this mobile at ye.
If Brown is genuinely ill, why are those at the top of government not doing something about it? We have had speculation about a couple of leadership challenges (the Purnell resignation and it’s subsequent damp squib, for example) but they seem to have fizzled out or been put down. If there is a sort of Mandelson-Balls lead Bunker Team propping Brown up, why have they not recognised the disservice they are doing the country? Mandelson would not be cynical enough to believe he could run the country by pulling the strings of a mentally-unstable puppet – would he?
Perhaps Brown is not mentally ill. Perhaps he just a bloody awful leader, without the self-awarenes to recognise the fact. Perhaps the Bunker Team are backing him because they know that when Brown goes, they will most likely go too.
Either way, it’s the country that suffers. Have these people got no thought for the population of the UK?
Clearly not.
If the persistent rumours of Brown’s madness are true, we seem to have acquired another politically-correct no-go area.
Let the country sink into rack and ruin, that’s a mere bagatelle compared with hurting poor Gordon’s feelings.
You could hear a pin drop waiting for even one of our honourable parliamentarians to sally forth and scotch the tittle-tattle.
“Have these people got no thought for the population of the UK?”
You are obviously under a misapprehension that this particular Labour Administration actually gives a shit about the “man in the street” and obviously have no practical experience of previous Labour administrations. They ALL end in chaos;bankruptcy and mayhem. There’s NEVER been a successful Labour government in this country – even Attlee’s was ultimately a failure!!
Labour’s deaf and dumb act is just par for the course.
What’s Cameron’s excuse?
It’s just as well I am in charge then, innit.
Has McSnottgobblerbogeyphlegm responded to SKY’s invitaion for a
large MasDebate yet?
I couldnt hate him more if I was paid to.
Is it possible that all the pills he is swallowing is making him so fucking fat.
yep.
http://www.notbornyesterday.org/brownhealth.htm
@#@.
Absolutely fascinating. I recommend everyone should have a read.
…and this madman on Prozac is our PM. It beggars belief.
Who is pulling Damian McBride’s strings now?
Does this story have his fingerprints on it?
Balls is communicating with Mc Bride, via Mc Bride’s woman.
Wait until the game changes and it becomes necessary for Balls to start smearing other leadership contenders.
It’ll be the Labour “dirty protest”, with the brown stuff smeared all over the walls.
We call him, Slack jaw, swivel eye! Oh and I really hate him, probably much more than you!
Does the medication stop that weird jaw thing, I haven’t noticed it for a bit
He’s not been on TV for two months.
Because he’s had a jaw relocation job.
I wish he’d get a job relocation job.
David Miliband does that peculiar trick where he distorts his mouth into a sort of diagonal. Cherie Blair looks like a letterbox. Gordon’s lower jaw has its own inner life. Is this a NuLab thing and is caused by swallowing and regurgitating so much compost?
I wish he had a body relocation job – 6 feet under
It’s fascinating that naturalists have discovered a woolly rat that’s as big as a cat. Woolly, rat-like and a bit of a pussy-cat: can Guidoids suggest a better name than Rattus Mandelsonensis?
Rattus norvegicus
I’ll translate = The Brown Rat, also known as the Sewer Rat.
Great Album
Rattus Ballsatingcabbagetripus
This made me laugh.
Might nip out at lunch to get some Quiet Life tablets.
You must continue to investigate the Libyan affair – this will bring this corrupt bastard down once and for all – sources tell me there is a link with Mandelson – follow it and we will have Brown’s head.
http://ddtaylor88.wordpress.com/2009/09/07/is-browns-u-turn-on-al-megrahi-a-cover-up/
Brown’s latest cover-up on Al Megrahi U-TURN! NEW POST!!!
See you lot, I am sane. The voices tell me that every day. I will win, I win win, victory shall be mine.
When the daily mail said:
“Barack Obama found Gordon Brown ‘lacklustre’ and ‘depressing’ to be around when he first met the Prime Minister. ”
they were frighteningly close to the truth.
Brown is a kind of psychological vampire; he sucks the lifeforce out of everyone he meets; he sucks it out of them to try and gain some kind of personality/lifeforce of his own. But he’s so completely devoid of his own lifeforce that no amount of vampiric activity will ever be enough to make him human/alive.
You need to stay well clear of this man.
He is truly evil in every sense of the word.
The health of this man Brown is really starting to worry me, I even feel sympathy for him.
If he is suffering from Clinical Depression, he should stand down immediately and concentrate on re-gaining his health.
It is not fair on the rest of us to have to watch him deteriorate in this way. His inconsistancy, inactivity, and evident depressed personality is obvious to all; so if there are any Labour Trolls here, please pass on my best wishes and urge him to look after his health, and ours, do the right thing and resign.
If I were steadily going blind, with one dead and one desperately sick kid, I’d be fucking depressed, too.
Don’t care if he is a twat of the first order.
I feel sorry for him.
I think the person who posted the ‘Comfortably Numb’ lyrics earlier is closest to the truth. Mandelson and Blair are desperate for him to stay in office until after the Irish referendum. And possibly Cameron is too…
I agree that it is all actually getting very sad.
Oh yeah!
He’s a gold-plated loon. In less than 10 seconds he can convince himself what is the case, is not the case. He then rants on about his demented lie for months, with his evil jaw flopping like a Satanic cancerous growth on his evil filthy unkempt face as he twitches with evil flowing through his rancid body.
He tells demented lies like a chav caught thieving glue. For example, The one-eyed loon said everybody would be better off after the 10p tax rate was cut. The dirty evil stinking Nazi bastard kept saying this for months, until the yellow pigs in the Nu Nazi Labour Party stood up to the nutter to try to remain on the gravy train.
I was so glad when the evil Devil child, Jennifer Brown, died, and I hope the evil monster child from Hell, Jame Fraser Brown, dies soon. Decent people should pray for the death of the Devil children, John Macaulay Brown and James Fraser Brown.
Gordon Brown and Sarah Brown are Satanic monsters. They must not be allowed to breed.
Have a nice day. Seriously – weren’t you glad the child of evil filth Brown died?
You sick fucker…
Bollox! You know we don’t live in a democracy and that filthy little cystic fibrosis Nazi bastard, James Fraser Brown, will be set for a seat in parliament, if the shit lives. The evil little freak will be lining his pockets with thieved expenses and kick-backs for privatised genocidal wars (just like his nutter dad).
I bet you fantasise about sucking Brow’s scabby cock as yo wank over pictures of 1000s of British troops with arms and legs missing, and tens of 1000s of slaughtered babies in Iraq and Afghanistan.
I’ve put a curse on you – you’re going to die of cancer – ha ha ha.
7.01pm,
go elsewhere, you are not welcome here you satanist motherfucker.
Beautifully put, tat.
I think I know Brown Pants.
Small, thin, spotty bloke, beige mac, 53, lives with his mother, spends a lot of time in his bedroom, always talks tough after a failed wank?
It’s you, isn’t it?
I dont think that Gordon Brown is either selfish or a loon/ crazy however u want to say it i dont think he is the right man to rule this country but to attack him personally is immorale and wrokg to attack judgements he has made or things he has done to/for the country would be the right thing to do!
Guido – I think there are limits to free speech…. I’d delete Brown Pants contribution to this debate.
I know I would make anyone who said that leave my house. Isn’t this blog the equivalent of your house?
I agree, far too offensive.
If it is proven that McMental is mental, does this give grounds for legally challenging anything he’s put his name to, especially the dreadful Lisbon Constitution?
Ah, the joys of living in a post-modern, “Liberal” society.
Brown Pants’ interjections are held to be offensive by #309 and #312. But, since in our post-modern “Liberal” society, absolute right and wrong no longer exist, so where do #309 and #312 get their values from, and who are they to impose their “cultural norms” on Brown Pants? For in the post-modern world Brown Pants’ values and cultural norms are just as valid as those of #309 and #312.
As a Christian school governor who dared to object to the practice of giving the morning-after pill to girls under 16 without their parents’ knowledge and consent, I was slapped down by the Liberal Atheist Head Teacher for “making a value judgement”.
So who do #309 and #312 (or anyone else) think they are to make a “value judgement” about Brown Pants’ views?
There are no views. Only lines on the page. All lines will be moderated for maximum irrelivence. Enjoy your stay.