September 6th, 2009

Osborne’s Command Economics

Guido just watched George Osborne on Marr argue that because banking is regulated, he should be able to order the financial regulators to order private enterprises to limit the pay of their employees (and further he wants international agreements to limit banker’s bonuses). In other words he is advocating a neo-Heathite incomes policy for the private sector.

Marr Osborne

Command economies have been out of fashion since the seventies when they were tested to destruction around the world. Television is another heavily regulated industry, why not cap Simon Cowell’s pay? Telecommunications is regulated – Telecoms tycoons earns hundreds of millions, why shouldn’t they be on maximum wages?  The football transfer market is heavily regulated in Europe as well…

Why single out bankers?  Guido doesn’t think it worth getting too worked up about this policy lurch because it will never happen and he doesn’t think Osborne really believes in what he is saying.  The Tory treasurers Stanley Fink and Michael Spencer know something about huge bonuses and might be in a better position to advise the Shadow Chancellor.  Bankers will simply re-organise their affairs so as to avoid socialising their rewards.  The Cameroons show a depressing lack of leadership in making the argument at any level on any area of policy that is a hard sell.


498 Comments

  1. 1

    George consider Islamic finance. Interest free etc

    • 34
      Fred Goodwin's Duck Palace says:

      We love our Bankers. They are simply misunderstood.

      So they fukd the entire UK economy for a short term bonus bonanza. Who hasn’t ? Boys will be boys and you can’t make an omlette without destroying the farm.

      The public understands crippling government debt, higher taxes and public spending cuts are a small price to pay to keep these vibrant dynamic shock troops of deregulation and the free market in the manner they so richly deserve.

      Why single out Bankers indeed.

      You’ll be telling us that Britain isn’t best placed to exit the recession because of our over reliance on a corrupt and far too large “socially useless” financial sector.

      Ludicrous! Gordon has explained how the UK is best placed to weather the recession before anyone else and he clearly knows what he is talking about.

      Germany and France are only pretending to be in a far better situation than Britain and it is they who are pushing for a cap on the bonus greed of Bankers. They are Communists anyway. Everyone knows you can’t have a free market system unless it is an exact clone of the US system. Anything else is just Communism.

      • 86
        Amerika says:

        And so says Comrades Obama, Geithner, Emanuel et al.

        • 95
          bigger bonuses all round says:

          TARP money for all Comrades!
          Let us also celebrate Comrade Bush who first turned on the golden tap

          Comrade Paulson, you and Goldman Sachs are the most shining beacon of the idealogical purity and beauty of a free self-regulating market

          what were the chances of you being Goldman Sachs former CEO Comrade Paulson ? stroke of luck there wasn’t it ? fortune passes through murky waters indeed

        • 104
          bigger bonuses all round says:

          so also said Comrade Bush who first turned on the golden tap of TARP

          and we can’t forget former CEO of Godmine Sacks Comrade Hank Plson

        • 140
          Mike Robe says:

          Not forgetting either glorious Comrade Greenspan and his stakhanovite labours in single-handedly fending off the best part of a decade’s wimping by the economists inside the Bank for International Settlements.

      • 186
        Watch the Skies! says:

        “Germany and France are only pretending to be in a far better situation than Britain” It is certainly true that the German electoral cycle gives Merkel an interest in presenting the rosiest possible picture, at least until after the 27th of this month, when all sorts of nasty things could start to crawl out of the woodwork.

        • 192
          Anonymous says:

          The charts are good for October when a heavy weight leader is welcomed with two fingers.

        • 220

          Ok so it was the Bankers who spent all the money and ran up all the debt. Screw them. I’ll never borrow money from a banker again. They made me do it.

          Dirty bankers……..

        • 223
          barefootcontessa says:

          I don’t think either France or Germany have the ‘mortgage problems’ we and America have. I was very impressed with France’s Financial Minister in her excellent interview with Kirsty on Newsnight the other day. Madam Legrand, I think she’s called.
          If the major countries don’t agree on controlling banker’s bonuses then we’re on a hiding to nothing. Darling is obviously nervous about doing this, he must know that if the Americans don’t sign up and we and the others do bankers will leave London for the USA, or wherever.
          Osborne knows it’s almost impossible to impose these restrictions on bankers, he’s just electioneering. Darling should have made sure that restrictions were put on the banks that were nationalised, at the time of nationalisation.

        • 275
          Lord Bunghill says:

          I quite like Merkel – lovely assets

        • 337
          Arsely says:

          France might well be in a better position for a couple of reasons:
          a) there was much less of a “boom”, so far less of a bubble to burst.
          b) Very tight controls on what people can borrow, and a far more “captain manwaring” bank managing system. on the “upside” for now, fewer people could do things like: remortgage to go on hols, over-optimistic buy to let and far fewer people aspiring to be forever stepping up the “housing ladder”.

    • 80
      Public sector free for all says:

      George Osborne want to regulate PRIVATE money, whilst continuing to allow a free for all in the public sector.

      • 92
        Anonymous says:

        Why don’t they go the whole hog and for government to lend directly?

        • 101
          Stuff your tax rises says:

          I don’t want increase in MY taxes for “the government” to lend money it steals from my pocket to prop up the feckless borrowers (who are already laughing with record low interest rates) / bankers / Bank of England / Treasury.

        • 196
          Anonymous says:

          98 you’d pay less taxes if the government owned the currency. The currencies are presently owned by private bankers BIS fed, etc.

        • 293
          shelling-out says:

          They used to. We had a council mortgage back in the 70′s.

    • 91
      thick as thieves says:

      gideon osborne sounds like a fucking communist to me.
      the government should decide the levels of private sector wages? fuck off osborne you commie.
      the conservatives say we need to get public finances back in order by cutting budgets and increasing taxes.
      but gideon has just stated he would rather regulate the banks back to the dark ages than tax the bonuses of the chancers who fucked up our economy in the first place, the bankers.
      so who is he going to tax if not the richest members of our society?
      me and you, that is who, innit.
      dave and gideon are dodgy as fuck.
      meet the new boss just like the old boss.
      fuck fuck gordon and fuck dodgy dave –
      vote independent
      welcome to the future motherfuckers.

      • 107
        Anonymous says:

        minimum wage

        • 162
          thick as thieves says:

          minimum wage?
          ah, well if we had not had a base rate of pay during the recent south sea bubble then what do you think would have happened then you dullard, apart from people like you getting hanged by workless lynch mobs?
          and we would have even higher welfare costs.
          DOH!
          you really should have your foot looked at, you seem to have blown it clean off and there is claret pissing out of your leg stump!
          the poor need to be protected from the rich, it is the law of the jungle otherwise, and we are not animals.
          that will be all.

        • 224

          You mean compulsory unemployment pay?

          That’s what the minimum wage is.

        • 496
          thick as thieves says:

          you’ve got a minimum intellect you c’unt.

      • 225
        barefootcontessa says:

        He’s a politician, he’s posturing. Darling stands on the edge of the diving board and dithers.

    • 109
      Phil O'Pastree says:

      Interest free is jolly good except that when something’s free (and jolly good) then demand is virtually unlimited. You’d need to start adding little extras to jump the queue, like they used to do in the Soviet Union.

    • 168

      Most “Islamic Finance” is a sham.

      First, for the blatant “branding” of a mindset that predated the appearance of Islam*
      Second, the pound of flesh is typically extracted by interest-in-all-but-name

      * not the first, not the only and certainly won’t be the last.

      • 171
        Abolish the Licence Fee says:

        Agreed it’s a device to get around the accepted definition of interest. More akin to deep discount bonds – effectively the same thing in practice. I don’t see how the Imams have sanctioned its supposed “kosherness” (if you’ll excuse the dreadful expression and no offence intended to anyone).

        • 272
          Memory Man says:

          They have no problem with rents, returns, profits, etc. The issue they have is with “money earning money”. There is also a prohibition of excessive risk. In principle there is some risk sharing, but the bankers like any other always want to eliminate it in practice.

          The differences generally come in the distress regime, late payment penalties (payment is to charity of lenders choice), and a strong preference for real-asset backed structures that makes them unlikely to go for derivatives but encourages exposure to e.g. real estate issues. And it tends to be expensive.

          There are some great islamic firewalls that basically let you wrap a western deal up in an Islamic jacket through a bank counterparty. There are considered disreputable by some.

          There is no consistent body of sharia law; different banks have different committees (and they are not even internally consistent). The committee membership and reputation may affect the marketability of deals in different markets. Think of it all as like competing “greener than thou” funds.

    • 280
      Brownbadger says:

      Off topic, but does Kevin Jones, best friend of Tom watson, have a daughter.

      We desrve to be told

    • 315
      THE THIRD ROUNDEL says:

      I am sure he has considered all options except Conservative ones.

    • 402
      A firm pair of breasts (de-cupped and ready for bed) says:

      I’m not interested at all!

    • 461
      I Hate The Heir to Blair! says:

      Islamic Finance already exists for those that want it, the market has already seen to that and plainly no Government intervention is needed.

      So therefore your suggestion is not about money or economics anyway, it is political and about politicised Islam since what you are actually advocating here is the replacement of standard capitalist financing with Sharia practices. So basically this is just a more subtle than usual attempt to achieve a further encroachment of Islam and Islamic/Sharia law onto this country.

  2. 2
    nell says:

    I just think George as chancellor is Cameron’s weak link . I wish he had someone perhaps like Hague as Chancellor. I’m sure George would made an excellent Foreign Secretary or something.

    • 29
      Jonty Twatface says:

      Nah Osbourne is fucking uselese

      • 89
        bigger bonuses all round says:

        being Chancellor is not exactly going to be a dream job for years ahead is it ?

        Cameron has a replacement but won’t use him because Georgie boy is a personal friend of Dave’s and the replacement, though popular with the public and a big Conservative beast, would enrage the EU fundamentalists. Ken Clarke also has a habit of speaking his mind. that would also never do for the Cameroons.

        and since when did doing something popular automatically become the wrong thing to do ?

        according to the opinion polls getting rid of Brown and his shower of fuckwits would be very popular indeed. So should we pander to such populist views ?
        I think “yes” is the word we are looking for here.

        • 165
          Dixie Dean says:

          Too right, Ken’s great. We need more like him to inject some common sense and integrity back into the grand scheme. Especially that common sense and integrity of the Rothchild’s and those who we must not name.

        • 214
          Dick the Prick says:

          To be fair to the twat – how can it possibly be right that these arseholes are gambling my money and should have gone tits up? Barclays was a shite example but HBOS, Lloyds – fuck em. Any fule could make a packet if you don’t have to give a toss about losing. The banks should be managed better by their shareholders…err…hang on a minute – That’s fucking me!

        • 261
          Mr Ned says:

          @159, So, you are saying that Clarke is a Rothschild puppet? How does that make him any different from the Rothschild puppet, Osborne, or Mandelson, or Cameron? One bunch of incompetent Rothschild puppets are being slaughtered in the Rothschild puppet press to make way for the other Rothschild puppet partyto continue the same Rothschild policies that the Rothschild funded think-tanks and their secret societies create?

          That sounds like a lot of loony-tunes to me.

          However, the real-life evidence of history also shows it to be a very simplified version of the truth.

        • 359
          Budgie says:

          Ken Clarke is idle and dishonest. Idle, because he famously did not even read the Maastricht Treaty which he was happy to ram down our throats. And dishonest because he takes the accolades for running the economy in the 1990s when it was actually Lamont (because of his ERM fright) who set up sensible economic policies which Clarke was too idle to change (fortunately).

        • 394
          Dixie Dean says:

          Howdy Mr Ned,
          Like your point but as you suggest they are all in on the deal.

          Do you really think that spreading confusion and contradiction is a new tactic?

          Do you really think that any of the individuals you named are not expendible?

          These lost souls don’t care how they maintain their power and wealth. And the creeps you mentioned, whilst pawns, value approval and the crumbs off the table from the elite more than the values they preach. I feel sorry for them, probably bedwetters at their public schools!!

    • 62
      Steve Expat says:

      Nell, he certainly needs to grow a pair and stop pandering to what he thinks is populist.

      Regulation of the finance industry will only happen if everyone does it, good luck agreeing with New York, Paris, Frankfurt, Zurich.

      Really good luck to him agreeing with Hong Kong and the emerging markets in the East such as Bahrain, Dubai, India and China, all happily waiting to grow their small markets at the expense of the big players. The labour in this industry is incredibly mobile and will go anywhere for the biggest money.

      Hague would be better than just about any of the current shadow front bench, he was a good leader in place at the wrong time just after Bliar’s landslide. Dave needs more like him.

    • 154
      Anonymous says:

      Are you joking? Osborne as Foreign Secretary? Can you imagine the number of diplomatic trips to Colombia.

      • 216
        Dick the Prick says:

        Bollox – the lad sniffs a Columbian apron and he’d be out for the count. Barry McGuigan or Amir Khan – lightweight champion.

      • 365
        nell says:

        If you are insinuating that he partook of drugs in his student days – maybe he did. I suspet he learnt from it.

        But then I’m sure that is also true of jacqui and edb and the rest of our ‘dearly beloved’ trotskyites.

        Frankly speaking I’m more concerned about what these people are now , after they’ve ‘matured’. Though I accept in the case of people like edballs and kevanjones that they have missed the maturing stage and rest in perpetuity in the junior stages of life.

    • 234
      English Viking says:

      Perhaps he could be Minister of Coke and Fat Whores.

      • 316
        Sukyspook says:

        Mr Ned #254 – how the feck did you get so many ‘R’ references through moderation?? I’m not worthy! and of course, your observations, from my own research, are more than correct and the fact that I am one of Clarke’s constituents and note in my diary when he nips off to ‘B’ meetings is also worthy of note…

        George Carling correctly observed (rip George):

        “it’s a big club and YOU ain’t in it!”

      • 366
        nell says:

        No I think we should give that title to Prezza.

    • 362
      Budgie says:

      Cameron is Cameron’s weak link. Osborne is just a barnacle stuck to that link.

      • 371
        nell says:

        The weakest link in this labour government at the moment is gordon.

        And frankly his psychological personnae is worrying. An unattributed source in no.10 tonight said gordon was in ‘an agitated state’?

        What does that mean??!

        • 383
          Anonymous says:

          It means that his state of mind is similar to yours when someone has the temerity to criticize a tory. Having said that, he’s probably not foaming at the mouth.

        • 446
          Steve Expat says:

          Interesting story about to break about Broon’s health I think. A few blogs have picked it up but I think the mainstream media and other parties are running scared of the subject.

          http://www.notbornyesterday.org/brownhealth.htm

          Guido, another story for the “Is Brown Bonkers?” tag?

        • 463
          Axe The Telly Tax says:

          Someone has nicked his rocking horse

        • 478
          Sukyspook says:

          Gordon quite obviously needs sectioning and assessment as to whether he is of sound mind. He’ll obviously say anything that’s put in front of him so he, or rather his ego can stay as PM. It’s very disturbing to watch him – I have to steal myself to do so through my hands, covering my face as I wince…

          Perhaps it’s all as planned so that wee Davy Cameroon gets elected with a landslide – as Os, sorry Obama has been installed to do in the US.

          Or perhaps we should go for the other option – that we make ALL MP’s; civil servants and associated enablers REDUNDANT NOW as they will all disappear once the Lisbon Treaty is forced upon us all and the EU finally ‘comes out’ as the fascist dictatorship/new supreme Soviet it truly is. . .
          The USSR was merely a trial run.

  3. 3
    Brown's Brownouts says:

    It’s the Beeb, innit?

    Saying anything remotely sensible that is too far out of line with the BBC lefties will result in headlines for days about the nasty Tory party and their nasty mates in the city, so they wimp out every time.

    The sad thing is that there are a hundred “nasty” things that need doing yesterday, and the sooner after the election, the better. Get rid of the BBC, get some Nuclear power stations built before we run out of juice, chop as much bureaucracy as possible (and then some more), and stop p*ss*ng around in Afghanistan.

    It just won’t happen though. I expect more Rule by focus group.

    Still, can’t be any worse.

    • 52
      Four-eyed English Genius says:

      I am afraid you are correct, but it would be nice to think that Boy Dave and Georgie Porgie would grow a pair each, once in office!

      • 67
        Anonymous says:

        think wot u like – it aint goin’ happen

        • 100
          I am Sick says:

          I agree, what you have seen of Gideon and CMD is unfortunately, what we will indeed get, ZaBluLabour mk2.

        • 369
          Budgie says:

          They both insist we must stay in the EU. So we will never get to directly elect, and hold to account, our own government again, if we vote Tory. Gordoom is a walking disaster, but even in the short term CMD will only make it look more palatable. Serfdom in the EU here we come.

      • 167
        Small bear says:

        To four eyed genius.It would be nice to think that C.M.D. and georgie would grow a pair in office but unfortunately for us they are both NEW MAN NONCES like Bliar and Gorgon.Real men with balls and integrity are few and far between . All the rest have been castrated by feminazis like the Bitch Harmsmen.

    • 54
      Romanian tramps inc. says:

      So Osboobery is just talking out of his arse ?

      Reassuring to have someone skilled in the art of bullshit for the next chancellor.
      Lucky we don’t need a chancellor who knows what he is talking about in a recession, innit ?

      • 110
        Phil O'Pastree says:

        His arsehole isn’t as big as Melanie’s. You couldn’t get half the Cabinet up there.

  4. 4
    okubax says:

    “The Cameroons”, love the phrase Guido.

  5. 5
    What would Guido do? says:

    “Why single out bankers”? Because some banks became “too big to fail” and showed little understanding of what they were doing. The result is a recession based on nothing more than a game of pass the parcel. Unwrapping giant bonuses with a time bomb at the centre of the parcel itself.
    So what is the answer BIg G? Bankers have shown they will happily throw us all under the bus in return for personal enrichment. Should we sacrafice my freedoms to run a small business for the freedoms of banks to do what they want?
    Can see why you are unhappy, but what is your solution?

    • 58
      bigger bonuses all round says:

      far bigger bonuses for the bankers of course

      if capping banker bonuses is a terrible crime against these wonderful folk then doing the opposite and giving them ever huger bonuses should be a brilliant move

    • 94
      grobdj says:

      Bankers should be singled out because the state has protected them from the rigours of insolvency law. It is a criminal offence to knowingly trade a company which is unable to pay its debts as and when they are due.

      Bankers are like pathological speeding motorists, and have now been given immunity from their speeding tickets – the public is expected to accept that we need them because they are risk-takers.

      • 230
        barefootcontessa says:

        The banks should not have been saved, if they want to take benefits and fly by the seat of their pants then ‘swings and roundabouts’ is the name of the game. The banks are not helping smaller businesses even after being loaned a great deal of our money.

        • 317
          Allan@Aberdeen says:

          The banks should have been allowed to fail because they had failed. That is one of the central tenets of capitalism. But the main point is that the bankers themselves have demonstrated unprincipled greed by helping themselves to other people’s money. How can it be that an entire sector proves itself to be a complete and disastrous failure yet the fools who brought about the failure award themselves bonuses, the scale of which is decided amongst their peer group i.e. by the very same people who brought about that same failure?
          Are their salaries not high enough already? Why do they need ‘bonuses’ to do their well-paid jobs?

    • 111
      Phil O'Pastree says:

      If the state controls bankers’ remuneration then the state will control banking. That is not a good thing at all. Leave the bankers bonuses alone – who gives a fuck except the shareholders?

      • 123
        Dubya and Palin are redneck submoron twunts says:

        Nationalising/bailing them out with taxpayers money isn’t controlling banking ?
        getting the Bank of England to focus it’s entire economic policy on the getting the banks out of a hole isn’t controlling banking ?

        the bonuses led to the staggering short term risktaking to pocket ever higher bonuses by gambling the house on the casino of credit defualt swaps, collateralised loan obligations and all the other toxic derivatives and “weapons of financial mass destruction”

        they matter

      • 160
        Onan the Rotarian says:

        who gives a fuck except the shareholders?

        er, excuse me son, we ARE the fuckin shareholders

        • 193
          Abolish the Licence Fee says:

          If you’re a shareholder, when did you last get a dividend cheque in the post? Eh?

          If ‘normal’ (aka ‘ordinary’) shareholders are getting their divvies but you aren’t then you’re not a shareholder; you’re just some sap that’s been forced to buy some other company’s debt. More accurately, you are a “post-forced guarantor” for someone else’s debt default. [you read this term for the first time exclusively here on Guido and it won't be the last you'll hear of it].

        • 239
          Onan the Rotarian says:

          Absobloodylutely old pal, that’s precisely why I do give a fuck, especially at being taken for a sap -n and taken for a ride for that matter too.

      • 372
        David A Moron says:

        Er… many care about the Bankers’ bonuses because they have pushed up the cost of living, houses are overpriced for one thing….

  6. 6
    George is pulling his plonker says:

    Osborne is out of his dpth playing at being a chancellor. It is a free market and he can’t do fuck all about it.

    Of course if he wants to remove the free market from UK banking (and why banking) then we would all pay the price as the banks walk away from the city of London to pastures green in other lands.

    WANKER!!!!!

    • 20
      Chaim Alumberajaque says:

      Total wanker. For a start bonuses should be regulated in public owned organisations but otherwise Government have no business in other’s business affairs. They should fuck off out of our lives. Big bonuses buy big ticket items such as cars, boats and tom foolery, often charitable donations too.

      • 32
        Abolish the Licence Fee says:

        Yes,but the bottom line must be: no rewards for failure!!

        • 41
          Applejuice says:

          NRFF FFS !!

        • 66
          Steve Expat says:

          Agreed, let’s start with the politicians.

          Allow the electorate to recall errant MPs and let’s see some more ministers with the same cajonies as Eric Joyce did last week

          Once they have their own house in order maybe they will have earned the right to bully the rest of us – the problems were caused above all by a lack of regulation worldwide, as the financial markets competed with each other to attract the biggest and best.

        • 116
          Phil O'Pastree says:

          You think a government department could implement that better than the shareholders of the banks themselves?

        • 127
          Anonymous says:

          the banks themselves have done a simply marvelous job already

      • 419

        The bottom line is this.

        The government should close bankrupt banks, not keep them as pet zombie banks.

    • 146
      Lofa on the Sofa says:

      He won’t be chancellor for very long if at all, PB thinks it’ll be Philip Hammond.

      http://www2.politicalbetting.com/index.php/archives/2009/07/25/does-osbornes-background-rule-him-out-as-a-cutter/

      • 439
        Siberian Tory says:

        I’m not so sure although I wish it was true. I think it’s more likely that Philip Hammond will be made the ‘face’ of spending cuts. The poor bastard has already said he expects his face to be a dartboard within six months of them taking office.

    • 490
      Rip Van Winkle says:

      A free market? You are, of course, taking the pee.

      In a ‘free market’ these banks would no longer be in buisness. Politicians cause their own morality problems by interfering in the free market – ‘cos they know best!. If they’d let the banks go to the wall, do you think the survivors would have been paying multi billion pound bonuses to ANYONE?

      Free market, my a*?1!

  7. 7

    Osborne was very unconvincing on this. You can see himself living to regret all the criticism of Darling and Brown failing to “get a grip” on bankers bonuses. I do not believe him and Cameron would have been or will be able to do any better on this.

    I am reminded of Blair’s “shooting fish in a barrel” criticism of Tory sleaze and promises of being “whiter than white”. He set a standard in opposition he could not hope to achieve in office. I think Osborne is making the same mistake

    • 240
      English Viking says:

      Surely it’s not too much to ask that M.P’s should sleep with their wives and pay their secretaries, not the other way around. While were at it, perhaps we could insist that they don’t illegally invade other people’s countries, surrender to the IRA, destroy our economy, suck up to muslims, interfere with children. I could go on. Ad nauseum.

  8. 8
    Pythongurus says:

    Bonus / Commission schemes should be simple and based on ACTUAL BANKED PROFIT – not paid out on size of deal or potential profit

    So – buy and sell in a day – bank the profit pay out at the end of the month

    Do a deal where the embedded transactions are spun out over 5 years – with individual transactions within the total deal terminating within that period – pay out a portion relative to the profitability of that component

    Make a loss – that’s negative commission

    So very few bonuses would have been paid out on sub-prime splice dice cut shove mortgage deals

    The only trouble is that the Bank may still go bust – that’s down to the shareholders – if it’s the man in the street then tough – don’t bank with a bank that gambles with your money

    As for Osborne – he’s just saying what he has to say – reality is something different!

    Follow the money!

    • 21
      Chaim Alumberajaque says:

      python-agree but it is up to the shareholders, also, to get the right management to reduce the loss risk. It’s fair. Same goes for politicians; break manifesto – lose pay.

    • 33
      Peewit says:

      I agree Python

      I thought Osborne’s performance was one of his best to date (!) – he got his ‘GB said we were best placed in world to respond to recession’ at both the beginning and the end of the interview – he sided with the ‘people’s’ view of Bankers and their bonuses.

      What more does an Opposition Shadow Chancellor say?

      Slowly slowly catchee monkee!

      We need more from Mr Darling before we boldly go and commit.

      • 55
        markedman says:

        I thought Osborne slightly missed the trick here. He should have soley concentrated on those banks that had to be heavily bailed out, and said that these banks are the one’s he is targetting for tighter regulation of pay and bonuses. Afterall, these banks cannot claim to be wholly private while they owe the taxpayer hundreds of millions.

      • 78
        Mangleson says:

        The (probable) reality is that the UK’s financial position is so bad that it’s very difficult to state now precisely what needs to happen for fear of frightening the horses!

        NuLiebour’s ‘banking’ on trading off the people’s hopes and fears with the government’s lies!

        DC dare not state what he really thinks / fears – would you?

        • 120
          Man on the Clapham omnibus says:

          The flood of money which Gordon Brown is pushing into the British economy will inevitably produce inflation – which the Government sees as the only possible way of bringing down our staggering national debt.

          Only by reducing the value of money can the amount we owe be made remotely manageable.

          The fact that we are now far more indebted than our major European partners means that there is a real conflict of interest in any joint strategy.

        • 246
          Grandma B says:

          Exactly right and “no” I wouldn’t state what I had good reason to fear.

    • 61
      Einstiens lost theory of everything says:

      Agreed ! The sum total of human wisdom can be condensed in one short phrase.
      “Follow the Money “

    • 254

      Banks offer contracts to staff and those that want to make big money go into sell, sell, sell mode. The bank pays them bonuses even though when a recession comes those deals could have lost the bank money rather than ended up profitable. All banks have pretty much ended up like sheep chasing each others tails and copying each others systems.

      The biggest culprits in the crisis are the financial watchdogs, Gordon Brown, Ed Balls, Fred Goodwin, Andy Hornby and the utter complete dickhead who ran Northern Rock whose name I can’t remember. Banks that expanded massively in 2006 and 2007 were run by idiots. The financial watchdogs were clueless imbeciles. The Chancellor was an idiot dreamer who thought his brilliance would go on forever. The bonuses banks are paying are probably based on contracts of employment drawn up years ago so the bankers all need to be sacked and maybe employed again if they deserve it. At the end of the day what else are they going to do?

      Banks should see themselves as financial helpers not salesmen as they have become. Unless we go back to those old days banks will be the copy cat can we sell you something institutions which we have now which were worth far more than they ever should have been. After all it is about taking money and then sensibly lending it to someone else.

      • 417

        Banks expanded CREDIT massively.

        The regulator SHOULD have increased reserves to counter this.

        This was over-ruled as the credit bubble was politically advantageous in covering up the wests economic problems caused by their governments over-taxation of comparative advantage and under taxing of rent-seeking.

  9. 9
    Tell George to get off his high horse. says:

    Osborne is falling into the same tramp as the present crooked government by saying what he thinks the public want to hear.

    For once in its life this Government swallowed pride and did deals behind the scenes with Libya all in the national interest, then when found out they deny it and say to suggest otherwise is offensive. They denied it because they thought the public could not separate national interest from revenge and they are wrong.

    Osborne is falling into the same trap, the city of London is a big money maker for UK plc and the public do know that, driving bankers offshore is not a price worth paying just for the sake of revenge on a few fat cats.

    • 16
      Mark Oaten says:

      “Osborne is falling into the same tramp as the present crooked government……”

      I was first.

    • 72
      Gordon Brown On His Rocking Horse Live From The Bunker says:

      It wasne me, a big fat yank did it and ran away

    • 410

      If the bankers are making lot’s of money from the U.K. population then it’s a zero sum game.

      The trouble is we don’t have a banking industry* any more. Since Basel 2 we have a credit creation industry that’s unattached to what it does to land affordability and the wider currency.

      *Lending based on deposits.

  10. 10
    Anonymous says:

    He avoided the subject completely on public sector pensions. His answer to Marr’s question was ‘we should stop civil servants walking off with big pensions then coming straight back as consultants.” Of course he is right if it happens habitually; but sometimes, if there is real work to be done, the taxpayer gets better value from the retired civil servant on £800 a day than a McKinsey man on £2000+. But more importantly, his answer does not address the issue – just stoppping the retired coming back as consultants does not take a penny off the pension bill. I don’t know whether the Tories are just making sure they don’t frighten the horses at the moment; or whether they really don’t have a clue how they are going to take the necessary 15-20% out of public spending. I fear the latter.

    • 44
      Barry says:

      An easy answer is to cap public servuice index linked pensions to [say] 8 times the Old Age Pension ie no public service pension would be more than £40,000/year.
      But the higjh earners would stil pay their usual pension contributions while in service, a sort of supertax on them, to pay for the other pensions.

      • 244
        English Viking says:

        The idea that some pen-pusher can get 40 Grand a year for doing bugger all, paid for out of the 20 Grand a year I sweat and bleed for is quite frankly offensive. Expose them to the real world. No worky = No money.

    • 408

      The real answer is for the state to take less, do less and pay less.

  11. 11
    gurka the mercenary says:

    unfortunately all economic activity is now _ effecttively regulated

    why stop with bankers

    george is a total spastic

    the weak cameroon

    even mandelson thinks he is a hoon which says something

    • 53
      Public sector out of control says:

      I want regulation of the out of control public sector. Why is it okay to regulate bankers pay / profits, but allow heads of local councils to earn £200,000 of local taxpayers money, managers and even managers for those managers. The councils do nothing but clear a few bins and unleashing spies on parents who want to send their children to better schools? Councils are socialist havens that should be smashed for the sake of oppressed taxpayers.

      • 85
        Anonymous says:

        Councils are facist havens employing nazi jobsworths for the most part. They do not serve at the top they trough remotely from the golf course. (I’m not talking about dog wardens, good social workers, pest control, etc).

        • 232
          barefootcontessa says:

          The rules vis a vis public sector workers and their pay and pensions have all been worked out by them to their own advantage.
          What I can’t understand is, where is all the money coming from to pay for these enormous, grossly inflated costs?
          These people have one object in mind, retire and live off their over generous pension as soon as possible, or retire as soon as poss, and take up yet another well paid position. And they’re called public servants – what a laugh!

        • 247
          English Viking says:

          @ 225

          The money comes from you and I. I have got to the point where I will not allow in my house anybody who is even vaguely associated with a Council or anybody with a ridiculous non-job. These ******* should be made to feel like the lepers they are.

        • 283
          barefootcontessa says:

          How I agree! In France the word is ‘fonctionnaire’. It is always said in a lowered tone, whispered from behind a cupped hand.

      • 377
        Barry says:

        You elected the Councillors, of course you all voted at the last Council elections , I presume from your comments. Or at least attended the polling station and wrote on your ballot paper ‘None of the above’.
        Next time stand yourself and show the Councillors how to do it.

    • 294
      Johnny Gurkha says:

      Errr…you are not a mercenary, and you can’t spell!

  12. 12
    Dan Taylor says:

    Interesting NEW DEVELOPMENTS on Al Megrahi release!!!

    http://ddtaylor88.wordpress.com/2009/09/06/al-megrahi-more-to-come/

  13. 13
    Anonymous says:

    Separate retail banking from investment banking and make the government guarantees apply only to retail banking.

  14. 15
    Fed up to the back teeth says:

    The countrys debt currently stands at 2.and a half trillion pounds, God help the workforce of this once great country.

    • 38
      Axe The Telly Tax says:

      Every child born now has a £40,000 debt hanging around their neck thanks to McDoom the fucking hoon.

    • 42
      Abolish the Licence Fee says:

      Sell up and get out while you can. There’s NO future for hard-working, tax-paying people in tomorrow’s Britain. If you thought things were bad enough in the past……

      • 170
        Small bear says:

        To abolish the licence fee.That is the best piece of advice I have heard so far.That is especially true if you are white,straight,male and English.If you have any suggestions please let us all know!The intended destination needs to be free of marxists muslims and other control freaks and unlikely to be invaded.

    • 63
      Tax tax tax says:

      I think you’ll find if you post a comment anywhere to the BBC forums / ceefax etc. that the UK national debt is £2.5 Trillion, they will deny it by blocking your comment. The BBC are censoring the true dire state of the economy that NEW LABOUR got the UK into with their spend spend spend on the never never.

      Now the UK taxpayers (what’s left of them) and savers, will be made to pay for this out of control spending by the New Labour government, and by all those other greedy people who bought cars, holidays and plasma TV’s also on the never never because “house prices can ONLY ever go up!!!”

      Savers are already paying in effectively negative interest rates to prop up borrowers with their cheap mortgages. International investors increasingly staying away from UK with it’s rigged artificially low interest rates, and that UK gov. AAA credit rating looks in a very perilous state.

      The New Labour party should be up on charges of deliberate economic sabotage / economic terrorism.

      • 175
        Lived Through Communism says:

        In any other non european country in the world your BBC would be laughed at especially the way they charge you, The modern day communists got rid of the gulags and replaced them with the public sector and media sector.

        Nothing but waste ever comes out of these things because they know they have always got their wages paid thanks to the taxpayer, so they think they are as you english would say ”lords of the manor”.

  15. 17
    mitch says:

    Just tell the banks that they are on their own….next time they fuck up they are left to fail no more tax payer cash.

    • 28
      Remember Barlow Clowes? says:

      Too late for that. The bastards know that the state will bale them out. I have no doubt whatsoever that the Tories would have baled them out too. Its Labour that should have let them go to the wall. The only people given guarantees should have been the depositors. We don’t bank our money as an investment, but rather to keep it from the burglars who get community service in the unlikely event they get caught.

      Osborne has to say what people want to hear. Theres an election. The public buy snake oil. Thats politics.

  16. 18
    a packet of rare green hula hoops - BUY IT NOW- £4,999.99 says:

    Update: today at 11am.

    My monkey has got very fat and needs a good spanking.

  17. 22
    SO17 says:

    Banking, the arms trade and what is left of North sea oil & gas are the only game in town for this country as far as I can tell.
    Not a good time to have principles.

    • 24
      Chaim Alumberajaque says:

      SO17 – ‘just as well we have zanuLabour as Government then. We can’t have a decent option is what you are saying?

      • 49
        SO17 says:

        Until Britain sells more plastic shit to the Chinese than we buy then I am afraid NO government will have any ‘decent options’.

        • 397

          Goods are merely a proxy for the time involved in their design and manufacture.

          We just need to equalise trade and make china spend it’s current surplus on internal economic growth.

        • 487
          Budgie says:

          The reason why China sells more to us than we to them, is the Chinese hold down the value of their currency.

    • 130
      Conspiracy Expert says:

      Also surveillence and related control systems industry.

  18. 23
    Yvonne says:

    Got 45mins to spare? Watch “Money as Debt” http://www.sprword.com/videos/moneyasdebt/ explains the history of modern banking

  19. 27
    chronic says:

    It was good to see that Osborne has finally got through a TV interview without a bit of spit on his bottom lip.

  20. 30
    Anonymous says:

    Forget complex regulation, the only thing that would be required to stop the banks getting too important would be to retrospectively revoke their limited liability.

    Let’s remove the artificial zero floor on their share prices.

  21. 36
    A Silent Emission of Bowel Gas says:

    Get used to it.

    Dave and his fags are as tough as a pair of lace knickers and about as likely to change anything.

    This is what we have to look forward to. More of the same weak arse government…with less experience.

    God help us.

    And there isn’t even a God.

    • 39
      Anonymous says:

      The Lisbon Treaty will require that we needn’t take any notice of their weakness. We will have full automated control from abroad

      • 45
        A Silent Emission of Bowel Gas says:

        Agree completely.

        And you can be sure we’ll do nothing to change that subservient and embarrassing status.

      • 47
        Sukyspook says:

        I’m constantly bemused as to why we get ourselves in a tizz about the Lisbon Treaty – and why ‘they’ actually need a treaty as they’ll

        DO WHAT ‘THEY’ BLUDDY WELL WANT ANYWAY.

        (of course I don’t want a ‘yes’ to any EU treaty….and I’d like the chance to say ‘no’ personally to one here in England, remember England, it’s part of what used to be known as the “United Kingdom”…b’stards the lot of ‘em’.

        • 488
          Budgie says:

          One good reason (there are many more) to get in a tizz about Lisbon:

          The current legal position (from the Metric Martyrs appeal) is the UK can leave the EU at any time by our own choice, simply by passing a bill in the UK parliament.

          Under Lisbon, we have to ASK the EU if we can leave. Technically, from my reading of the clause, there is no provision for the EU to refuse, but the EU has the power in the treaty to set whatever exit conditions it chooses. So the EU could make the conditions onerous enough to prevent us leaving. In any case, this means one more power we have lost to the EU.

    • 45
      Axe The Telly Tax says:

      If God loses his self-belief does that make him an atheist?

      • 48
        A Silent Emission of Bowel Gas says:

        God knows

        • 150
          Only a little Mike Robe says:

          From where I float, the notion that God could lose his self-belief is self-contradictory. As he supposedly created the place, you’d think he’d remember to look in all the known corners, worm-holes, black holes, under Satan’s tail, etc. That’s where I’d look, anyway.

      • 202
        Anonymous says:

        What if God starts to wonder where he came from and who created him?

        • 206
          Fableton says:

          You remind me of Pablio Schunustikov – he had the same dilemma – in the end he washed his socks

    • 59
      AnonymousSource says:

      BUT console yourself with this one unalterable fact – Gordon Brown will be well and truly “fucked over” !! Keep that vision before you when you go into that polling booth and vote for whichever party has the best chance of beating Labour in your constituency. The aim of the election is to completely “wipe out” Labour as an electoral force – Call-me-Dave and co WILL be no better but it’s gonna be pay back time for the the fucking damage Brown has been responsible for for the past 13 years he’s been meddling in the UK Economy and politics

  22. 40
    Sukyspook says:

    “Command Economics”??? What utter bollox.

    Simply put: more for ‘them’, less for us. End of.

    If you don’t like it, you can go hang – like they will if they don’t put up, shut up and go along with the programme – remember blackfriars…

    • 185
      Ivor Schwartzporsche says:

      Was that the brolly business, Suky?

      • 195
        Watch the Skies! says:

        Nope: it was an Italian banker. The umbrella was a Bulgarian diplomat who defected to the West. There ought to be a mnemonic for these sorts of things…

        • 204
          Ivor Schwartzporsche says:

          Oh yeah. thanks.

        • 228
          Sukyspook says:

          The problem is the oaths these heathen swear to their ‘brothers’ which overrule even oaths made to Queen and hoontry…break that oath and it’s blackfriars for you.

  23. 43
    Obama is a twat says:

    Funny that the drug using Huhnez at the BBC don’t like the idea of THEIR pay being restricted do they the fucking Huhnez?

  24. 50
    Ratsniffer says:

    The Cameronistas lack gravitas, and are doing well simply because NuLabour is so pig-shit stinklingly bad. They had better start talking some sense, and getting some people in whose lives have not been shielded from reality by such a priviledged upbringing, or their victory will be by default; and Nulabour will be back 5 yrs later to wreak more damage.

    • 73
      LordGrovel says:

      I would bet that nulab return in 10 years.
      Zanucon will argue it took them 5 years to get “to grips with the problems” and they need another 5 to “sort it”.

      After that – ZanuLab will be RE-BADGED and sold as another piece of dung.

      • 75
        Obama is a twat says:

        Hopefully if the fucking jocks piss off from the UK then Liebour will never get power again. That will be 50 fucking less of the ginger fucking inbred bastards.

        • 88
          Axe The Telly Tax says:

          That’s my hope as well. Bloody good riddance. Scottish oil is a declining resource and we should look to the South Atlantic (around The Falklands) for new fields. Thus making us free of the jocks and the arabs

        • 96
          Foggy Albion says:

          But YOU’LL still be a fucking inbred bastard, won’t you?
          Perhaps not ginger, but terminally stupid nonetheless, with a brow as low as your IQ.
          Then who will you blame with the Scots gone?
          Who will be your scapegoat then?

        • 106
          Phil O'Pastree says:

          The Welsh spring to mind.

        • 108
          Dubya and Palin are redneck submoron twunts says:

          you would be the expert on inbreeding wouldn’t you ?
          you retarded neoconservative braindead cripple

        • 172
          Anonymous says:

          Hey “Obama is a twat”. Give your racist mouth a fucking rest. Sky loving wanker.

        • 181
          Anonymous says:

          I think you will find that inbreeding is a Tory speciality, hence the receding chins, mini-IQs and strange genetic predilection for leather and rubber. Admittedly Labour are no better but the reasons are less to do with sibling attraction.

        • 198
          Watch the Skies! says:

          BBC4 showed a Rory Bremner-fronted documentary last night which made the case that, without the Scots, the British army would be greatly weakened. There is very much more to Scotland than ‘their’ North Sea oil and deep-fried confectionery.

      • 126
        Man on the Clapham omnibus says:

        Triple AAA rated by Wall Street!!!!!!!!!!!1

  25. 51
    bofl says:

    a new glass steagall type act is required.seperate the banks activities.

    the banks should have been allowed to go bust.companies fail every day.if they are worth saving then they are restructured.

    how many billions have been pumped in?
    the hoons won’t tell us!

    NOT ONE SINGLE JOB HAS BEEN SAVED BY THE BAILOUT!!!!!!!!!!!

    odd that money went to banks in labour heartlands?

  26. 56
    RavingMad says:

    It’s not the pay and bonuses of executives that is the problem – merely a symptom of the far bigger crisis in this country. The people of this country need to reclaim what is theirs and the struggle to do so will mean blood on the streets. Fuck new labour, fuck the quangos, fuck the establishment – to the barricades now people…

    • 60
      Sir Reginald Titbrain says:

      Include nurses in your list and I’ll sign up immediately.

    • 64
      Axe The Telly Tax says:

      New Labour is fucked

      • 71
        Anonymous says:

        So are the Cameroons!
        And more importantly so are we.

        • 82
          Karl says:

          The Cameroons are not fucked (yet)

          In truth they are our only current hope – watch this space!

          Otherwise – I too will join everybody else on the streets!

        • 267
          Lord_Butch of Savage says:

          Its nice to live in a dreamworld Karl,
          but all of us know that Zanucon will continue with zanulab policies.
          Granted one ot two changes, but just window dressing to please.

  27. 65
    bigger bonuses all round says:

    we should happily give bankers a small percentage of UK GDP as a bonus in return for them promising not to be incompetent greed-filled sacks of shit

    this self-regulating incentivisation and reward for good behaviour will ensure the smooth running of Britain’s economy for months. maybe even years.

  28. 69
    The Leader of HM Oppo, now that he is growing up, says:

    Yes, of course. I see it now.

    We should at once arrest and prosecute Bliar and Gorgon for destroying this country.

    Bliar on two counts :

    1. Ruining the UK

    2. Allowing Gorgon to have a free hand all these years.

    I’m very grateful of course to Nigel for giving us leadership and direction at this time.

    Weak though I am, I will try to follow his example.

  29. 79
    phreddie the pish says:

    Guido doesn’t think it worth getting too worked up about this policy lurch because it will never happen and he doesn’t think Osborne really believes in what he is saying.

    I remember thinking the same thing about Tony Blair and New Labour back in 1997 – surely they were only saying that guff to get elected? What a miscalculation that was.

  30. 83
    Merv Khagan says:

    The banks are bust you utter clown. It’s only the public shares in them and the paying off of bets, otherwise known as over the counter derivatives, through conduits like Northern Rock and AIG that Goldmine Sacks, Citibank, RBS and the rest have not being liquidated. The ‘too big to fail’ ruse and the threatening of martial law for TARP type funds has seen the biggest heist in history, from the taxpayers of UK and US primarily, to the banksters and their bought and paid politicians and media lackeys. Go away plastic irishman, indian, Citygentwannabe and get a proper education before you attempt shilling so openly and poorly.

    • 98
      Anonymous says:

      “Goldmine Sacks” not Goldman Sachs ? or Shitibank ? or PMS ?

    • 102
      Anonymous says:

      Merv. I was agreeing with you but lost your plot at the last sentence. Are you addressing Osbourne or Woody?

    • 112
      Dubya and Palin are redneck submoron twunts says:

      it was a Bank robbery
      they are to blame
      excuses don’t cut it and the bonuses are grotesque

    • 122
      stilyagi_air_corps says:

      Spot on analysis, Kammerad Khagan! Guido never once mentioned Jews, the NWO, or lizards, so it’s obvious he either doesn’t understand economics, or is even… gasp… One of Them!

      • 133
        The Ghost of UKIP says:

        Merv also “never once mentioned Jews, the NWO, or lizards”
        that would seem to be your amusing fixation, not his or Guidos.

        the Banks were bailed out with taxpayers money
        Fact.
        many politicians directly involved in the bailouts were bankrolled and even employed by the likes of AIG, Goldman & the rest
        Fact.

        you don’t need to like the facts but to desperately pretend they are some loony conspiracy is pathetic and feeble.

    • 131
      Don't bank on America says:

      BAILOUT PROFIT NOT ADDING UP
      http://www.thestar.com/columnists/article/691545

      “A very dangerous misconception is taking root in the press,” says Reuters analyst Rolfe Winkler, “that in addition to saving the world financial system, the bank bailout is making taxpayers money.”

      Quite the opposite is true, as Main Street understands. The U.S. deficit will soar into the once-unthinkable $9 trillion range over the next few years. That’s due mostly to preventing a complete collapse of the world financial system. That and the $787 billion February stimulus package to revive a U.S. economy plunged into recession by a Wall Street-induced global credit crisis.

      Still, the good news from the Fed was useful cover for a report later in the week that the top five executives at 10 financial institutions that received some of the largest government bailouts are looking at a windfall stock-market gain of almost $90 million.

      Wall Street’s 20 largest firms have laid off 160,000 employees, foot soldiers in New York’s most important economic sector, who have been made to pay for the incompetence and reckless greed of higher-ups. There’s no way to justify that ludicrous compensation for the fortunate 50 at firms whose CEOs were paid on average 85 times more than the regulators at the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission and the Federal Deposit Insurance Corp. who try to protect the system from itself. Even the president of the U.S. gets by on a mere $400,000, and isn’t in line for performance or retention bonuses.

      Citigroup, in particular, says President Barack Obama’s Wall Street “pay czar,” Kenneth Feinberg, is fretful about pay restrictions he might impose that could impair Citi’s ability to keep top employees. Feinberg appears sympathetic to Citi’s quandary. You have to wonder why. Why would Citi want to retain employees who brought the bank to the edge of the abyss? And with Citi on their resumés, who’d hire them if they chose to defect?

      • 226
        Dr Crippen says:

        The USA deficeit was 11 nearly 12 trillion just before Bush left office so how did it get reduced to 9 trillion??

        Did the recession wipe it off??

        • 231
          Sukyspook says:

          Bottom line – we’ve been HAD.

          Are we going to let them get away with it again and once more hold the feckin door open for them to leave with the loot?

          As Tom Cruise said as his character in Jerry Maguire:

          “SHOW ME THE MONEY!”

  31. 84
    Leave a comment says:

    Surely, shirley, bankers are different because they are not risking their own money and we can’t stop ‘integrated’ banks from gambling with ours?

  32. 90
    Another mad Fife git says:

    We must leave Bankers and Politicians alone to wallow in the mire of their own greed and corruption.

    If we try and stop them there will be no one to vilify.

    And they think they are so fucking clever at it!!

  33. 99
    tired and jaded says:

    “They’re only spending their own money” was a defence first heard in support of the French aristocracy c. 1788.

  34. 103

    I’m in dyed-in-the-wool libertarian and about as pro-capitalism as they come, but I think there is an argument for regulating banks if they continue to be as large as they are today.

    I was watching a 60 Minutes programme some moths ago, which showed a small, failing bank being closed down by the government. They quoted Fed Chairman Bernanke as saying that the system was unfair on smaller banks because, in similar situations, larger banks would be — and have been — bailed out.

    The problem, he said, was that if you allowed a large bank to fail, it would propose a “systemic risk”. I’m no expert but this does seem to be correct. If this is true, though, why allow banks to get that big? Can’t they enact some sort of legislation to limit the size of banks? Once they get over 10% of the market, they have to be broken up, perhaps? That way banks can do whatever they like — and pay their employees whatever they like — and if their practices cause the bank to fail, so be it.

    Over here, lots of small banks go under and it causes no long-term damage to the economy whatsoever.

    • 125
      Axe The Telly Tax says:

      We used to have the Monopolies and Mergers Commission now replaced by the UK Competetion Commission. Both about as useful as a chocolate fireguard

    • 169
      Only a little Mike Robe (but planning to get bigger) says:

      Asset ratios. And no fancy funny accounting.

      • 389

        Whoops basel 2 says that’s irrelevant.
        Of course, that’s a TOTAL lie. The ratio is the link between the currency and the banking sector!

        It’s the ONE thing that does need regulating (in a system with a government currency monopoly rather than competing currencies)!

  35. 105
    Anonymous says:

    Can’t you see what’s going to happen when dave pulls his three card shuffle on Lisbon?

  36. 113
    Conspiracy Expert says:

    They will not touch the main instrument used to cause this debacle namley derivatives. That means…….THEY PLAN TO RUN THE SAME SCAM AGAIN IN THE FUTURE. Wages are a distraction for the masses,the money laundering game is still in operation

  37. 114
    H.M.S. Rodney says:

    Gawd help.

    Deeply unimpressive.

    Suggestion. Start carrying a box around to stand/sit on like Alan Ladd.
    Maybe it was BBC set but he looked like woodland creature.

    • 273
      H.M.S.Belfast says:

      I also belive Alan Ladd, walked in a ditch next to his “taller onscreen ladies”.
      Sounds right…

      • 330
        Refloated Bismark says:

        Perhaps he ought to wear a box instead, anyway nothing wrong with short people, I’d even live next door to one.

  38. 117
    Reevo says:

    In total agreement with you Guido.

    Our politicians are offering nothing dynamically new because they are not up to the job.

    No real life experience never had a proper job in the private sector, where if you make mistakes there are no second chances.

    Just the rerun same old brain dead policies, not one original thought among the lot of them.

    Money for old rope being a politician = turn up now and then, talk total bollocks, or better still keep your head down, collect your pay fiddle your expenses, toady the party faithful and whine on about a politicians lot.

  39. 132
    Cassandra King says:

    The Yanks would say of George, hes got a ten gallon hat on a two pint head!

    He is a toffee hammer when we are going to need a ten pound fucking sledge hammer I think.
    I think the term weak and feeble with no clear idea of what to do other than what his CP/NWO overseer tells him to do describes little George perfectly.
    He looks weak, he comes across as weak, in short considering the crisis we are now facing we need a man with bollocks the size of boulders and a detemined will to carry the day, little George on the other hand looks as if he would burst into tears if you raised your voice a little. WTF?
    He blushes like a nine year old girl FFS, how the fuck is he going to stamp his authority on the scheming quango/TUC/bankster/special interest sharp shooters when they come asking/demanding special ‘favours’?
    How many parasite quangos will quake in their boots if this chancellor comes trembling and wringing his hands before them?
    It will be like Oliver asking the big fat bastard for some more gruel, please sir could I ask you to not spend as much money please,pretty please batting his eye lashes and asking nicely aint gonna cut any ice with the scumbag vermin he will have to deal with every day.
    How many union bosses will think twice before bullying him into all kinds of concessions?
    Little George is going to trampled into the ground and laughed at wherever he goes.
    Can anyone imagine shy blushing George facing down some puffed up union baron threatening rage mobs and strikes? cos I fucking cant thats for sure!
    George will walk into No10 and within a month he will be spending more fucking than Darling did.

    If Dave thinks little George is the answer to the mountain of debt and problems we face then we are in deep shit people.

    • 141
      Chaim Alumberajaque says:

      Well don’t vote for them, then. I’m not suggesting for one moment that you would, just making a point. I agree though we need a thumper with bollocks not like Blair or Brown. Then again; Ron Paul over in the USA doesn’t come across as a thumper but he knows his stuff and isn’t afraid of Benanke or his Fed paymasters. I find marketoracle good for getting a handle on financial politics btw.

      • 376

        Sorry but Ron Paul is a loon. Being on the Gold standard caused some of the Great depressions problems (as gold doesn’t disappear).

        The volume of currency needs to stably match the amount of time exchanged in the economy. A soft yellow metal cannot do that correctly.

    • 142
      Cassandra King says:

      Just like to add a thought to all those actual real Tories who think Dave and his gay band of new social democrats will lower taxes and push free market ideas, they wont!

      You think taxes are high now? Just wait till George pushes up taxes to obscene levels, the ever smaller numbers of taxslave wealth creators and workers are going to be crippled for years to come, you think Dave is going to take on the parasite class? You may well think that taxes are too high now but just wait till next year when the Tories hike taxes to the point that you are gonna want to jump off a fucking bridge and the worst part is that all the extra money raised will just be pissed up the wall like before.
      Meet the new boss same as the old boss(only worse).

  40. 138
    Trev says:

    Au contraire mr Fawkes – I want the bankers and the bastards in braces (people like you, judging by your history) strung up from every available lamp post.

    What kind of fucking bonuses are being earned by our troops dying in Helmand? they are doing their patriotic duty.

    Yet we are to accept that just for doing their odious self serving jobs these Huhnes have to be given obscene OBSCENE amounts of money.

    Go fuck yourself Mr Fawkes and get back to your mates in your own trough.

  41. 139
    opine says:

    The World This Weekend on Radio 4 are paving the way for a NuLab U turn on spending cuts.

    They now say it is good to cut, a la Canada in the nineties, which reduced it’s deficit in 4 years.

    Are you listening Gordo, or did you actually commission this piece?

    • 145
      Anonymous says:

      Obviously been told to take the new “authorised line” on cuts as stated by Brown at G20 yesterday

      “GORDON BROWN has admitted that Labour would be forced to rein back spending drastically if re-elected.”

      http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6823351.ece

    • 159
      Sir Reginald Titbrain says:

      I realise that politicians in general and Nulab in particular consider the electorate to be gullible but this must take the whole tin of biscuits. They must think we are a complete bunch of arses with an attention span of about a week.

      It will be interesting to see how the BBC react. Anything less than with total incredulity will be indicative either of partiality, idiocy or both.

      And just watch the spending cuts when they arrive. Quangos unaffected but Lollipop ladies beware.

    • 183
      loki says:

      The opening shots between John Redwood and Geoffrey Robinson involved the timing, and where the cuts will actually be made.

  42. 148
    drakes drum says:

    Guido,

    Brown will go before the general election. He will retire due to ill health. The new leader will take a re-invigurated labour party into the General Election.

    Cameron will be all at sea, because he has been pushing the ‘I am not Brown’ story and he has not given the people any idea whatsoever of what he stands for. On Europe he stands with feet firmly placed on both sides of the fence. On Afghanistan he sounds like an echo chamber of Brown’s ridiculous stance that it is preventing terrorism over here!

    (Then we get that magnificent article by David Davis on Conservative Home, on Afghanistan and I wonder, once again, just what came over the tories when they rejected Davis for this cover pin up Cameron, a two sentence politician. Davis has gravitas, Cameron has smooth!)

    Cameron will not win the general election. It will be won by Alan Johnson and thus pave the way for the Conservative Party to elect David Davis as their leader and a return to valued Tory policies!

    I also think that the tories are thinking they are out of the woods on the expenses scandal. I think they are in for some very nasty surprises. Goodbye to Maude and Co and Cameron’s personal vote will drop significantly.

    • 152
      iodine says:

      Wrong, wrong and wrong again.

      Goodbye.

      • 155
        Anonymous says:

        Obviously complete bollocks; Labour couldn’t win a fart in a sewage farm but…..right about Davis. The Tories do not deserve such a talent. By the way – what is the reference to little Frankie Fraud about?

      • 238
        barefootcontessa says:

        Iodine, I hope you’re wrong, but I fear you’re whistling in the wind.

    • 189
      Sir Reginald Titbrain says:

      I can’t see why anyone would want to become Prime Minister before the next General Election.
      A few months ago there might have been something to have been made of the job, and newboy could have explained that bog wasn’t flushing properly, he would fix it. Now the shite is cascading over the floor and some of it is obviously his, so it’s too late for that.
      I thought this analogy might appeal to Mr Oaten.

      • 379
        Airey Belvoir says:

        Big pension (a single day in office is enough to qualify), place in history books, pic on stairway at Number 10. Someone will settle for that.

    • 237
      barefootcontessa says:

      All Cameron is doing is helping newlabour get rid of the gorgon.

    • 395
      Professor Pedant says:

      Alan Johson ! Don’t make us laugh. He’s a complete Dimwit.

  43. 149
    Trev says:

    And another thing Mr Fawkes – Are you really saying we should continue to write blank cheques to banks ‘to big to fail’? Allow shedloads of ‘bonuses’ for bankers who know they can pocket the lot no matter what and sit back and watch us dopey taxpayers to come along and bail them out?

    We put in the spondulicks with no strings attached. Get stuffed Mr Fawkes. Still if hysterics like Cassandra King want to cheer you on – thats your business.

    The bankers have taken us for mugs – well they can stuff that for a game of soldiers.

    Osborne we hope (using the Canadian example) will be cutting govt spending so that (unlike Brown) we do not have to rely on the tax from bankers bonuses any more. Lets hope we can see an end to this obscene Faustian pact between bankers and socialist leeches.

  44. 151
    Anonymous says:

    Osborne is a complete twat, but everyone knows that already. The interesting point is that noone is saying anything about the real criminals in all this – the ratings agencies (S&P, Moodys etc). These useless scum gave AAA ratings to products from banks they knew were exposed. They gave AAA ratings to banks to whom they were beholden for massive fees. And this was not their first offence. Back in the 90s they were caught giving AAA ratings to derivative products based on all sorts of bizarre bases -such as the coupon being linked to basketball results. The real answer is to maintain capitalism for banks but create a mechanistic rating system run by the World Bank or IMF. Then string the CEOs of the rating agencies up by their balls from the top of Canary Wharf.

  45. 153
    Trev says:

    Oh deary me today – Mr Drum is peddling his gor-blimey theories here now is he? Someone should tell him its Planet Earth we are living on and as Brown has shown, simply thinking something is true does not make it so.

    Drake clearly just want his tory policies in perpetual opposition (I suggest if that is his ambition he joins the LibDems) and sees a political genius in Alan Johnson which has been lost on the rest of us.

  46. 156

    You are right, Guido, this is all starting to sound like the Tories pre-Thatcher. Maybe even MacMillanist in some respects.

    And I seem to recall Arthur Scargill saying some years later after the 1974 election during the government of Wilson and Callaghan: “I wish we had left Edward Heath in power.”

    Incidentally, on the topic of power and the like why HAS Labour created a fake power crisis?

    The Weekender. Labour washes its hands of the poor, government fakes power shortage, Queen tells Gordon to get Afghanistan situation sorted ASAP, more problems for Brown and Straw on Megrahigate, is the power shortage a Labour fake? Darling says Brown is a liar and the knives will be out at Labour conference for Brown. Still, they have to find Macavity the Mystery Cat’s back, first…

  47. 158
    end game says:

    “The Cameroons show a depressing lack of leadership in making the argument at any level on any area of policy that is a hard sell.”

    Mr Fawkes, you should know why by now. Any such suggestions by you are jumped on and trashed by the liberal left media monopoly.

  48. 173
    Raving Loon says:

    Can we just rename the Libdems, Labour and Tories the Social Democratic party # 1,2 & 3?

    • 178
      Anonymous says:

      This would be in counterpoint to Dick Sniffin and the grannybashers who could be renamed the Undemocratic party?

      • 191
        stilyagi_air_corps says:

        Much as I loathe his brand of beefsteak nationalism, at least Griffin faced an election to become leader. What does that make the other main socialist party in Britain? New Labour, the Antisocial Nondemocrats…

  49. 190
    onion says:

    I don’t think you got it guido. The proposal was for the boe to regulate, as part of their financial stability role, bank bonus pools in relation to their balance sheets. Too many bonuses and too little left to support the bank impairs the bank’s stability

    this is nothing like the 70s pay control measures. Are you being thick or deliberately obtuse to support some of your chums now working in the most heavily subsidised least free market industry in history?

    The Chinese practice capitalism. We don’t. We get our credit from fraudulent financial engineering instead. Didn’t you notice?

  50. 194
    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    We all now know that Gideon takes his orders from Nat Rothschild and Little Lord (hahahah)Fondlesboys.
    A well oiled male Brazillian anus aboard a yacht, the sun beating down and the motorway system is yours when poor McMental is shuffled off to a secure unit.

  51. 197
    George Osborne aged 31 3/4 says:

    I once jumped into a taxi
    Asked the Driver to take me up the M6
    Peter the driver says “are sure you dont mean up the jacksy?
    I replied anywhere as long as there are lots of pricks

    So peter delivered him to The Tory party conference

    THE END

  52. 203
    Raving Loon says:

    One day we will tell our grandchildren a lovely story about something called “the free market” and how, despite creating all of the wealth man has ever known, was replaced with socialism: an economic system which has repeatedly trashed economies wherever and whenever it has been tried out.

  53. 205
    Fielder says:

    If ever you needed any proof of upstart know nothing political classes look no further than Georgy Osbourn.

    I despair of the Tories there are looking as weak and pathetic as NUlab

    CallmeDave needs to get a grip, if he can’t see Osbourn is a complete knob can only mean he is just as dippy.

  54. 207
    Peter says:

    Worrying to see Cameron and his mates sliding towards a Heathite corporatism, which will do nothing to roll back Nulabor’s interventions.

    If this is how things end up, expect it to end in failure after a few years, followed by a further move towards East German conditions under another Nulabor regime.

    Is this really the best that the Conservatives have to offer us after 12 years + of disasterous socialist poliocies?

  55. 208
    streamfisher says:

    A lot of people are very angry, but if you live in the real world.. Osborne and Andrew Marr, just posturing and at the end of the day its not practical to try and limit the pay/bonus structure of any private enterprise, thing is these people (Bankers) have used public money to salvage themselves from the monumental cock up they have made of things, he who pays the piper calls the tune?, but then they are all dancing to the same song.

    • 211
      Raving Loon says:

      Do any politicians genuinely believe that bonuses casue (or help to cause) recessions?

      • 213
        streamfisher says:

        No, but its a very convenient way of shifting the blame.

        • 235
          barefootcontessa says:

          The Afghanistan war is VERY expensive, how can we afford it in our state of bankruptcy?

        • 332
          Dr Crippen says:

          That was the purpose of the war, to prop up the drug addicts and make it easier for Islamic takeover of the country and investment and restructuring process from the Arab countries.

      • 257
        Anonymous says:

        For every bullit fired someone makes a buck

    • 227
      Anonymous says:

      The government’s problem is that two of the largest banks in the UK – Barclays and HSBC – never needed or took any government’s money . In the case of HSBC which is a massive global bank with branch networks on almost every continent itis probably too big or too expensive for the UK government to even contemplate nationalisation

      It still has large capital reserves and therefore has monies to spare even after huge write offs in its US subsidary – Household Finance . It is a very strong nd canny player in the market and always has been. It is now using its financial muscle to attract the most creditworthy and low risk but proftiable customers away from its rivals – RBS & Lloyds who are severely wounded by Brown’s “rescue package” conditions.

      So it is a complete fallacy to say that the UK tax payer owens the banks – they don’t – just the ones with the bad debts and poor lending books

      • 236
        Grandma B says:

        When looking after their personal finances, bankers will continue to run rings around politicians.

      • 284
        Lola says:

        I have been privy to some analysts reports on the state of all the global banks. HSBC is just possibly one of the least worst. It is not in any way ‘good’. And as I understand it it is still accessing the QE/Gilt purchase merry go round to rebuild its balance sheet at our expense

  56. 209
    Gordon ( I AM a moron ) Brhoon says:

    Did this all start in the USA or the FSA ??

  57. 215

    They should undoubtedly cap Simon Cowell’s boner

    • 218
      streamfisher says:

      Talking of caps, FIFA are now trying to stop people investing in Football clubs and using huge wads of cash to buy the best players, not a level playing field they say.
      F***ing, jealous if you ask me.

      • 241
        Half eyed Scottish idiot says:

        It’s funny how it’s the likes of “newcomers” like Chelsea + Man City who attract the attention of these critics.

        Clubs like Man U, Real Madrid, Barcelona, the Milans, have always had pots of money which is why they have consistently won trophies but you never hear FIFA complaining about them.

  58. 222
    Glauca says:

    Guido, you may want to dig in to this:

    http://www.notbornyesterday.org/brownhealth

    • 260
      Potrillo says:

      uuummn…..

    • 281
      hannibal lecter says:

      “This evidence was handed to us inadvertently. The senior source referred to at the start of this piece mentioned “the latest nonsense – a huge list of things he can’t eat or drink because of the drugs he’s on…most importantly, cheese and Chianti”

      At least the fucker is left with fava beans.

    • 288
      Alice in Sunderland says:

      Mentaller and mentaller….

  59. 233
    barefootcontessa says:

    On BBC news just now,…. the gorgon actually vetoed payments to the British Lockerbie families, even though the American families received their payments! Now, I wonder why he did this? I sense more trouble for our supreme leader.

    • 250
      streamfisher says:

      Barefoot, Its something that seems to be in British Politicians psyche, Lockerbie, N.I., Iraq, Afganistan, My father spent 3 years in Japanese prisoner of war camps and got a pittance from the Japanese Government in reparation, negotiated by H. M Government, the yanks and the anzaks got ten times as much. Contrast this with their overriding concern for the privileges of the members of club of Westminster, shower of shite.

      • 263
        barefootcontessa says:

        How I agree! That kind of shabby treatment toward injured soldiers is reprehensible. Once a year the establishment foregather to remember those who have fallen in war. In my book the ones who were damaged and are still living are worthy of the best, the most, a country can afford. Government leaders who attend these ceremonies are total hypocrites. Japanese prisoners of war suffered terribly, mentally as well as physically.

        • 274
          barefootcontessa says:

          Nota bene, I made a mistake in my comment above 226, the compensation refers to the IRA victims, not the relatives of those killed in the Lockerbie plane disaster. Nevertheless, the difference is more or less the same.

    • 252
      Watch the Skies! says:

      …especially if the BBC are reporting the story.

    • 286
      Anonymous says:

      The American government actually has its citizens interests at heart.

      British governments (red or blue) treat us “subjects” as expendable, see: signing of one way extradition treaties, continual refusals to hold referendums, not stepping in to save manufacturing industries while being quite happy to bail out their banker friends, etc, etc, etc, etc.

    • 299
      shelling-out says:

      He can’t afford it. The country is broke.

  60. 243
    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    McMental caught telling fibs yet again.
    What next ,
    The Sun informs those that cant read without moving their lips that “Mandelson marries female Big Brother contestant”?
    Just as fucking believeable

    The only solution to this countries problems is a cull of those who are slightly darker than certain shades on the Dulux brown colour chart, anybody who is from the north of Carlisle and then kill all of the French and Germans.

    • 271
      Anonymous says:

      So your cull would leave most of this Government in place you English wanker !!! Jesus Christ some people are as thick as fuck !

    • 400
      Professor Pedant says:

      So you would be exterminating all the good citizens of Northumberland.

      You must have a Triple A star GCSE in NuLab English Spatial Studies.

  61. 245
    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    I meant “unbeleivable”

  62. 248
    noggin says:

    BBC News says, “The government has said it aims to halve the UK’s spending deficit over the next four years.”

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8240461.stm

    Dave, over to you.

    • 258
      Mondeo Man says:

      Jokers, byrne is a joke, that excuse for the a defence secretary is a joke, and a dictionary of the englicj language cannot decribe how poor this PM is!!

      • 277
        Mondeo Man says:

        Apologises to all readers for this poor attempt at spelling, I have had a glass of wine to many to numb the pain of living in these current times!

      • 336
        Mondeo Man says:

        One try’s ones best to please.

        Did any one see the great leader and the news conference, planted question from the BBC, got his message out, job done, well done the Babour Broadcasting Corporation, propoganda machine paid for by us; this will feature on the next few hours of news, TV and Radio, when will this stop?

        Has the great leader been having lessons during the summer on his stupid grin?

    • 404
      Professor Pedant says:

      Note the weasel words ‘aims to’,

      and even more meaningless ‘over the next 4 years’

      Ha Ha Ha.

      Sorry it really isn’t funny.

      It must have felt like this living in the old comunist bloc

      • 442
        HandsomeDavid says:

        Labour are far more efficient – gone is the Five Year Plan – we can do it in four years.

        ‘aims to’ – my son aims to hit the centre of the pan – this has been the culmination of three five year plans on my part – but I still get a wet seat on occassion. Five Year Plans do not work.

        Had I chosen Four Year Plans – I may have succeeded.

  63. 249

    Just a quick reminder it is LABOUR who has been in power this past 12 years. Nobody else. Just Labour.

    They screwed up the economy.

    You can’t blame 12 years of past cock-ups on what someone else might do in the future.

    For those of you who are unaware of this fact, Back to the Future is NOT a documentary. It’s fiction.

  64. 255
    Dan Taylor says:

    New Developments in the Al Megrahi story!!! Well worth a look.

    http://ddtaylor88.wordpress.com/2009/09/06/al-megrahi-more-to-come/

  65. 259
    Anonymous says:

    He should strengthen the power of the shareholders – after all shareholders own the f****** company, its there company and they should call the shots. Making boards and the management of banks more accountable to their shareholders is the key and a proper democratic solution.

  66. 270
    Lord_Butch of Savage says:

    Same sized cnts as this nulab lot.
    Come GE day, I shall be wearing my Blue rosette,
    and saluting Mini-Dave and the Boy-George.

    What a pair of fucksters – and if thats all we can hope for
    to rid us of this regime, then G-d help us.

    Pip pip

    • 276
      the earl of harlesden says:

      Yeah I agree, let’s make El Gordo presidente for life, and get rid of the bother of going up the road every 4 or 5 years to vote.

  67. 279
    streamfisher says:

    Well I never, Ali Ben Bongo the last time I saw him he was juggling plates in a variety act at the Good Old Days, no doubt nut-case Brown will feel it necessary to despatch some more of our rapidly diminishing stock of troops to the Gabon, Its the right thing to do!, and Gordon can you tell us, after the latest justification for this pointless Carry on up the Khyber….. democracy?.. even the BBC has admitted (sotto voice) that this so called election in Afghanistan is a sham, but what would Mr Unelected know about Democracy and Elections?

  68. 282
    Lola says:

    I really do not think Osborne has a ‘command’ of economics.

  69. 289
    A vile, obnoxious little shit says:

    Aye, – ye can trust me!

    Cos nuthn’s ma fult ye understan.

  70. 290
    Thomas Aquinas says:

    Time for some serious comment: Fatty Osborne is a twat.

  71. 292
    Thomas Aquinas says:

    Time for some serious comment: All those people saying that we should sue Libya for the IRA atrocities should really target the funding country – the USA.

  72. 295
    Gordon BrownStuff says:

    As a despiser of all things socialist, and of all people who rely on money stolen through the tax system to rake out a parasitical lifestyle, whether in a mansion or on the breadline, the Tories under Cameron’s leadership are really nothing than more of the same unprinicipled jerkheads.

    We need a philosophical Fawkes to bring down the two Houses, end taxation, and end the tyranny of the majority by a minority.

  73. 300
    PM Gordon Brown says:

    The gentleman is for turning (as soon as the pressure from the media mounts).

  74. 301
    NotaSheep says:

    It’s called misdirection. The more the Labour government and their propaganda wing the BBC can rouse anger at the bankers the less the public will think about the culpability of Gordon Brown (and other world leaders). It became clear some time ago that “Gordon Brown ignored a stark warning that “toxic” bank loans could lead to global financial collapse, a leading US hedge fund chief has revealed.

    Jim Chanos said that Mr Brown, while Chancellor of the Exchequer, was given a briefing that predicted banks were in dire danger – more than a year before the crisis hit last year.

    Mr Chanos, who made his name correctly predicting the downfall of Enron, said that Mr Brown and other G7 finance ministers were told of the “canary in the coal mine” but chose to carry on regardless.

    At a closed session at the US Treasury in April 2007, G7 finance ministers were warned that banks were holding massive loans that could never be repaid. Mr Chanos told a BBC Radio 4 documentary: “We were completely and officially ignored.”

    Oddly the BBC seem completely uninterested in following up this story…

  75. 303

    As one of the lower income overtaxed self employed, I view the sort of sound byte economics of our current crop of politicians with deep suspicion. And when the Tories start sounding like the Closet Commies of the Socialist left I am concerned. If this really reflects the thinking of the Conservatives I will face a very difficult choice the next time the ballot box is available because I will not be able to vote for anyone advocating yet further restriction on choice, on freedom to reward or to increase the already over large tax burden.

    Whitehall is overloaded with overpaid filing clerks masquerading behind their MBAs and “Management” diplomas – that is where the axe must be applied rigorously to remove the “Non-specialist” Manadarins from their posts and cut the Civil Service by at least 50% before it completely stifles the country. No one should be appointed to “manage” any function, department or activity who is not qualified and experienced in that field. The concept of the “generalist” manager is a disaster and has led to the state of waste and incompetence that Whitehall has become a byword for.

    The Union bosses also need to be exposed as well as the high earners/big bonus receivers they are. The populist perception that Bankers are the only “bad guys” in this economic mess created by the fiddling and tinkering of far to many “amateurs” like our PM is a good disguise for the fat cats at the head of the Unions, in the Civil Service and the Westminster itself. Its time to stop the fostering of a “them and us” culture in the workplaces and recognise that rewards are earned not a “right.”

    If the Tories want my vote in the next election they are going to have to stop sounding like Socialists Ideologues and begin to sound a bit more like competent and knowledgeable people qualified to actually run the organs of State the aspire to assume control of.

    • 307
      Ivor Schwartzporsche says:

      They need to sound like UKIP, Grey Mink. You are right and you speak for many I’m sure. We have come to a crossroads and can’t take any more risk or tax. Enough is enough, leave us alone to take care of ourselves and leave us enough to be voluntarily charitable.

  76. 304
    delphius1 says:

    The answer is really simple: its a minefield and no politician is really going to tackle the problem head on. With the state controlling the wealth, strategy, pay and bonuses of a company, then that company is effectively nationalised.
    It can’t and shouldn’t happen.

    Having said that, the policy of rewarding senior staff even when a company is failing or has failed, needs to be reviewed.

  77. 308
    Has anyone seen Mike Hunt says:

    300th woohoo

  78. 310
    Ever Vigilant says:

    I am perplexed by the notion that nothing can be done or,according to some,
    should be done about bonus payments to bankers

    Surely , in a banking context, a bonus should be paid only as a result of profitable transactions

    There must be a method by which a profit is verified .

    In my experience,profit is declared only after confirmation by professional
    audit .

    If bank directors declare a profit without audit they are exposed to a charge
    of false accounting .

    If an auditor verifies a profit when no profit exists he is not only incompetent,
    he may be complicit in fraud and should lose his livlihood and/or his liberty .

    As far as I am aware there are existing laws to deal with either of the foregoing circumstances .

    It seems to me that a few high profille prosecutions and convictions and a few spells in the chokey wouild restore probity to the industry .

    So far only Madoff has paid the penaly and he was not a banker .

    Actually,all of the recent events confirm my long held belief that the biggest crooks in the world are chartered accountants–not all of them,obviously .

    One thing is certain. If no one involved in the present scandal is prosecuted
    it is only a matter of time before it all happens again .

    Test prosecutions are needed .

    • 319
      streamfisher says:

      False accounting?. The EEC as far as I know have not had there books passed by any auditors for several years, If any body mentions this in the land of Masstrichhtttt they get the sack, junket on, only a few billion missing and unaccounted for, but the clown and his wife have netted several million from being MEPS (fall over on the beach).

  79. 312
    THE THIRD ROUNDEL says:

    Osbourne is a schoolboy socialist. His latest outburst is no surprise and gives no incentive to vote Conservative.

    • 329
      nell says:

      No it doesn’t. (I continue to hope that cameron will give the chancellor’s job next year to ken clarke or william hague).

      But does gordon’s false assertion yesterday that he (personally) had saved half a million jobs with his bank bail-out persuade us to vote labour?

      Especially when Alastair Darling made the startling declaration soon after that, that gordon’s statistic was a lie!!!

      • 339
        Dr Crippen says:

        I agree Ken Clarke and William Hague are rendered useless under Camerons tenure.

        • 344
          nell says:

          Well I don’t think they’re rendered useless , in whatever capacity they serve.

          The only useless around at the moment is gordon and his crew. Priority is to get rid of labour.

          bob’aintbustinagut’ and kevan are two particularly poisonous snakes that need getting rid of.

  80. 314
    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    I say we elect Elton John as puppet master in chief working McMental
    He knows what its like to have his hand up another chaps arse but a least has made his cash honestly
    Unlike Litlle Lord Fondleboy

  81. 318
    Arthur 'TwoSheds' Jackson says:

    I’ve only ever had one shed

  82. 324
    Dr Crippen says:

    Bernie Madoff sent to jail for scamming billions worth of $$

    Will anyone get sent to jail for scamming billions out of European taxpayers for the EU and it’s accounts which have never been signed off on??

    No exacatly.

  83. 326
    Has anyone seen Mike Hunt says:

    Has Mrs Harman got a 2nd job ?

  84. 327
    nell says:

    So gordon refused to help the IRA victims in their claims for compensation against Ghadafi, the semtex supplier, in December.

    Now the story is swamping him in controversy, gordon has suddenly changed his tune and said he will support them.

    What an absolute failed human being this man is.

  85. 331
    stilyagi_air_corps says:

    I don’t know why, and I’ve been proven wrong before, but I’ve just had this strange emotional premonition that tomorrow’s cartoon is going to be a crude, bludgeoning masterpiece of puerile, vituperative, hacked-out foulness even worse than that ‘Hnnnnnngh!’ one. If the latest Libyan Despatches don’t make you want to throw up, then I hope something does this week.

    Then again, it could just be shite…

    • 335
      nell says:

      Nope. If it’s anything to do with gordon it’ll be about spider and webs or snakes and things.

      • 340
        streamfisher says:

        The Dark side.

        • 342
          chronic says:

          “The Dark Side of the Hoon”

        • 354
          streamfisher says:

          @Chronic
          Money, get away.
          Get a good job with good pay and you’re okay.
          Money, its a gas.
          Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash.
          New car, caviare, four star daydream,
          Think Ill buy me a football team.

          Money, get back.
          I’m all right jack keep your hands off of my stack.
          Money, its a hit.
          Don’t give me that do goody good bullshit.
          I’m in the high-fidelity first class travelling set
          And I think I need a Lear jet. …….. Bankers chorus

          Poor bloody infantry chorus:
          Money, its a crime.
          Share it fairly but don’t take a slice of my pie.
          Money, so they say
          Is the root of all evil today.
          But if you ask for a raise its no surprise that they’re
          Giving none away. awayyy, awayyy, awwayy ,awayyy…away.

        • 393
        • 432

          Sorry the LOVE OF money is the root of all evil, not money.

          /pedant.

          Don’t know why that common bit of ignorance annoys me but it does.

  86. 343
    Has anyone seen Mike Hunt says:

    Mr Brown has done a U turn on sky news

    • 347
      nell says:

      So he will now give his backing to the IRA victims seeking compensation from ghadafi, the semtex supplier to the IRA!!!

      Why??

      Well first of all. All the bargaining has been done and dusted over oil in libya so gordon knows that there are no bargaining chips left to get anything out of the
      libyans. Hence what he’s saying is lip service. Not likely to produce any results.

      Secondly militwit and alastaird are in revolt. gordon’s premiership is hanging by a thread. This is nothing to do with what is right or human compassion, of which he knows nothing.

      Gordon is in a battle for political survival. I hope he is forced by the cowardice of the labour party into fighting the next election. Then he and his overblown ego will have to face the disillusionment of the electorate. He will hate that.

  87. 346
    Has anyone seen Mike Hunt says:

    Sir you should ask the host before link whoring , Its only manners .

  88. 348
    City of Vice says:

    Those banks who took public money to survive have been socialised. You cannot expect to privatise profits and bonuses yet socialise the risks and still talk about ‘the market’ and ‘capitalism’. Where’s the moral hazard? The bank bailouts have been the biggest exercise in socialism we’ve ever paid for. The bailed out bank bosses should have their bonuses capped, just like any other group of public sectors workers.

    On the other hand Barclays and the other private banks that didn’t need or take public money to survive can pay whatever bonuses they and their shareholders see fit. After all its their business – quite literally.

    The badly run and useless banks (which in the UK were mainly ‘Northern’ and ‘Scottish’ hint hint) should have been allowed to go the wall. Their business should have been transferred to better run institutions under government supervision, with government monies or underwrites being targeted to ordinary UK depositors. This couldn’t be done as NuLab are financially illiterate and didn’t have effectively banking supervision in place…

    • 350

      You know that Bank Bond defaults are very deflationary so the state could print enough money to bail out ALL the depositors without risk of inflation.

    • 357
      City of Vice says:

      “Their business should have been transferred to better run institutions under government supervision…”

      Whoops, I meant to say ‘Bank of England’ supervision not ‘government’ supervision, not least as the government doesn’t know what the hell it’s doing.

      • 430

        You are still right. The Board should no longer have jobs, the assets should be held in trust until unwound. The depositors should be moved to another bank.

        The U.K. needs an FDIC, not a crèche for Zombie banks.

  89. 351

    WARNING POSSIBLE VIRUS ALERT ON ABOVE LINK!

  90. 353
    nell says:

    The only virus in all of this – is yellow cowardice fever being transmitted from gordon.

    How has this lily livered man managed to gain and hold senior jobs in public life? gordon is a joke and a bad one!!!!

    He is everyone’s ‘Mr Bean In Charge ‘ nightmare. When is it going to end??!!

    • 360
      City of Vice says:

      The only consolation is that Brown has been so bad and NuLab so shite that we can look forward to a Labour being routed when it does end.

      • 414
        Professor Pedant says:

        28% intend to vote labour so it won’t be much of a rout.

        • 484
          City of Vice says:

          Under first past the post it’s the number of seats not the percentage of the vote that counts.
          NuLab will be routed next election.

          And if Call me Dave and some of his public school do-gooder, noblesse oblige mates were not such a headline following wimps Labour would be gone for good.

  91. 368
    rangoon chutney says:

    if you take money from the state Brown owns your poo hole and can insert what he wants

  92. 373
    Nick says:

    Sometimes people can be so naive.

    The bankers are a side show. An irrelevance. Brown can deal with the bonus issue easily. He now controls the naughty banks that screwed up. Just tell the bosses no bonuses at all until you pay off your debts. Wont’ work, of course. It will make things worse, and as we now own them, not a good idea.

    Nope it is just a distraction trying to stop people considering his own fuck ups.

    200 bn maybe to the banks. He’s got all of us up shit creek to the extent of 8,000 billion

    For the posters here, that means your share is 300,000 pounds, plus the interest at 4.5% Most is inflation linked to boot, so inflation doesn’t work for 90% of that debt. You can’t inflate you’re way out of it.

    That’s his aim. Distract you from his fuck ups.

    Nick

    • 381
      nell says:

      Frankly speaking gordon, edballs, bob’aintbustinagut, darling, postmanpat, dimilitwit, mandy, edmilitwit,madhatty are so bad that if the conservatives put sooty and sweep up for election I would vote for them.

  93. 378
    Madbadger says:

    If the Tories want my vote then they need to get rid of all this populist shit and start talking tax cuts and grammar schools. I don’t give a toss how much bankers earn, it’s way less than the average premiership footballer who do approx 90 minutes per week.

  94. 382
    Time Traveller from 1980 says:

    So let`s get this straight: banks nationalised, British troops fighting in Afghanistan, thousands of east europeans in Britain, government doing deals with Colonel Gaddafi ?

    So when did we join the Warsaw Pact ?

  95. 385
    streamfisher says:

    I hope Gordon is not ousted before the General Election, not likely anyway given the spineless nature of the New Labour cretins, let Gordon face democracy for a change , what little we have still got left, humiliation is too good for him.

    • 411
      South of the M4 says:

      Too right. Approx. 45m people not only wish him gone, but actively want him to go down in flames. Nothing trivial, just the full *ucking banana. Nothing too painless. The *stard. Not, of course, that I have any strong feelings…..

      • 422
        Professor Pedant says:

        No 28% still want to vote for him. The BBC said so.

        • 455
          Seymore Clearley says:

          Ah but the sort who would vote for him will be too complacent on the day. Lazy, owned and engrossed by TV and wouldn’t know where the polling station is.

  96. 388
    Ratsniffer says:

    Ok, it’s sunday evening, there’s bugga all on the telly, so here’s “what if” to ponder on, and have nightmares about.

    What if….Nulabour, realising that McBroon is about as popular as vomit in the trifle, ditch him, and then put in one of the young blades in waiting. Then mount a very agressive “re-branding” in much the same way that they did under Blair to make labour electable again, after the shambolic sacks of shit that came before him.

    Now, under ordinary circumstances, I would say that the country is so pig sick of labour, that they will still not get in. But….but….with Cameron still not quite connecting with voters (what does he stand for…is he a tory or Nulabour lite?) there’s a possibility that under a new leader, and with a bit of swift re-branding, labour could just scrape back in, or at the very least it won’t be the humiliating wipe out it will be if the snotster is still in charge.

    Am I talking shit?

    • 392
      Arthur says:

      its a valid point, even more so listening to osborne this morning and dave jumping on every passing bandwagon with false outrage; he may go down in history as missing an open goal from standing on the goal line.

    • 403
      streamfisher says:

      No, I have come to the conclusion that this Country is totally fucked which ever, we need an Oliver Cromwell to march the troops in and kick all the lying thieving troughers out, I’ve been dreaming of a time when the English are sick to death of Labour and the Tories.

    • 413
      Anonymous says:

      Interesting possibility.

      This is what we get for conservatives not making ideological stands against labour, just suggesting they would be more competent.

      The crash is the best explanation of why socialism fails. Yet people are really believing that a state controlled industry, selling a state created product (money) that the state controls the price and supply of, and when it goes wrong the state bails out…. is some form of deregulated free-market capitalism etc.

      The unwillingness to challenge the “minority” grievance industry. The way standing up for personal freedom or parliamentary conventions has become acceptable if it gets in the way of “equality”.

      Countless other issues where the conservatives have caved in over the basic argument. Leaving the door open for Labour to always win, as long as they get a competent and easy to like leader. Obviously McBust is neither but they will find one.

    • 437
      Grandma B says:

      Re Sunday TV – thought the Agatha Christie on ITV was rather good.

    • 483
      Cassandra King says:

      You have never talked shit in any of your posts, they are right on the money everytime.

      I would love to think that the Tories will sweep in and do the incredibly hard things needed to put things right after the cancer of newlabour, yet all the evidence is that Daves new social democrats will just carry on with the newlabour destruction.
      I hope and pray I am wrong but there is something very disturbing about every word the Tories utter nowadays, whatever they stand for(if anything)is clouded by a misty and vacuous double speak that would do justice to any newlabour commissar.
      The vast majority of voters dont want to see foreign aid continue let alone get ring fenced when there is such poverty at home and thats just one example, there are many more.

      FWIW It could be that the time of the political axis is upon us lib/lab and UKIP/con alliances built up on shaky foundations with infighting and backroom deals abounding.

  97. 407
    Anonymous says:

    Everyone should check out the BBC new homepage – headline:

    Brown backs bid for Libya pay-out

    Not even kidding!

    It will be painful to have months of pro-Labour propaganda put out by the BBC. At least it won’t work – as far as this election goes. It sadly seems to be working in getting people to believe generally Labour=good natured, sometimes misguided vs Tories = cruel heartless bastards etc. Who need to de-toxify – thanks “Dave”.

    The BBC story is written to present Brown as the champion of victims. Have to get 6 paragraphs before it is pointed out that he has made a u-turn. The real story – that he wouldn’t help the vicimts – is not presented as a separate story – at least as far as I can see on their homepage.

    Check it before they change it. BBC pro-Labour propaganda at it’s best (worst!).

    • 427

      http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8240275.stm

      Read the article and think I never say those apologies announced.

      Narrative blackout until resignation.

    • 438
      Anonymous says:

      Just checked – headline has now been changed to: ‘U-turn’ for PM on Libyan pay-out

      Those who read biasedbbc blog will know that this is a common bbc tactic – start out with the headline they wish to push and will, under compaints often, amend it to get nearer the truth. The original one is normally the best sign of what they want – in this case to support McMental.

  98. 409
    Arthur says:

    what about a pay out from the yanks, they funded most of the ammo.

    • 426
      Professor Pedant says:

      Too right. Perhaps that’s why Brown sent Megrahi back, just to piss off the septics.

  99. 415
    Anonymous says:

    The country is in so much trouble.

    Brown and co have to go, yet the alternative in Call Me Dave and the Boy Wonder is completely underwhelming. We need leaders and people unafraid to speak some truth.

    Where was the opposition when the patently obvious economic mess was being created?

    We are screwed. Unless Dave or someone grow a pair.

  100. 421
    BBC Shite says:

    George Osborne looks like a closet gay who likes very small boys.

    He’s probably very skilled at trading Mars bars for prepubescent arse-holes. Tory filth are exactly the same as the Nu Labour filth. They are evil perverts out to line their deep pockets and suck jew cocks.

  101. 424
  102. 433
    Arthur says:

    dave/george should be put out to grass and lets have another alternative instead of another rerun of blair/brown.

    • 445
      Professor Pedant says:

      I agree. Surely there must be someone out there who can stop this slow walk to disaster.

      Maybe it’s something they put in the water which has made them all so wet.

      Perhaps if David Davis stepped forward to lead UKIP

      • 454
        Seymore Clearley says:

        Well I don’t concur that David Davies MP should lead UKIP neccesarily but he should be in there with them as perhaps Defence or Home. Or a combination of both who knows? UkIP. Who dares wins.

  103. 436
    genghiz the kahn says:

    will the Tories be brave enough to privatise Al Beeb and his 40+ thieves.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/conservative/6142962/Conservatives-float-plans-for-massive-privatisation.html

    cue for baby eating Tories shock horror sensation from White Flag City.

  104. 447
    when you stop and think about it I mean really think about it.... says:

    Have to admit the crusty old argument that only the BEEB could make programes such as Attenburghs Life on Earth etc etc have been well and truly sunk when you look at the History Channel etc etc. What exactly is the point of a tax payer channel nowdays ? Anyway the greatest ever documentary in my lifetime, with narration by Laurence Olivier no less was made by Thames Television not the BBC. I refer of course to the monumental “World at War” !

    • 451
      Ratsniffer says:

      A stunning series from the opening titles onward.

    • 482
      Cassandra King says:

      Just watched the awesome series on WW2 on video and have to agree, it is perhaps the greatest series of documentaries on the world wars ever made.

      Ninety percent of BBC output is just trivial trash or stuff that the commercial sector are doing for less money with better quality.

  105. 458
    OneminusZero says:

    He’s clearly a stupid Huhne. But they all are ff sake!

  106. 459
    Mysterio says:

    “so as to avoid socialising their rewards”

    … but they are very happy to socialise their losses !

    You made this false distinction a few months ago – describing traders as risk takers when all they have is a call option on the profits of their employer.

    (and then, the cost of that option to them was ZERO!!!)

  107. 462
    Arthur says:

    as nell done a runner ?

  108. 470
    Les Abbey says:

    “neo-Heathite”, is that a new one Guido? What’s next, neo-Blairite? Neo-Brownite? Oh yes, how about a neo-Thatcherite?

    • 472
      Dubya and Palin are redneck submoron twunts says:

      neo-Conservative?

      Nah! that’s sooo last decade

      Heath is still a bogeyman for the EU zealots to namedrop when they feel like bashing the Conservatives

  109. 471
    jgm2 says:

    Great picture of Andrew Marr’s tonsure there. Is he, like Blair, about to publicly embrace Catholicism?

  110. 475
    Baron Gideon Partisan BabblingBigot says:

    Oh dear!
    Looks like Brown and Bliar have now been caught doing Gadafi’s bidding and dirty work by keeping tabs and house arresting his political opponents for him.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8240997.stm

    All that BP money has bought Gadafi his own overseas personal Secret Service, Home Office, and Control Orders, but with added bangers and mash!

  111. 476
    Has anyone seen Mike Hunt says:

    As it seems that we all dislike Labour , I think we all hate Labour more than we like the Tories . Some choice

  112. 477
    Page 3 says:

    Gordon Brown has got a big pair of tits

  113. 481
    Brazilian nurse says:

    Bottoms up.

  114. 492
    Eileen Critchley says:

    Pleased to see your comments Guido, I always thought you were a bit ‘taken in’ by it all. Maybe you’re beginning to see the light on the Dave & George front!

    Let me tell yer sweetheart its a case of ‘Dave MacMillan’ and ‘George Antoinette’ – patrician Tories at their worst!

    Next for change? Pass the sick bag!

    They fiddle the candidate list to protect themselves from the inconvenient truth that most people within the party are non believers!

    When they bottled it over Northern Rock I knew for certain I’d been right all along! Lehman Brothers would still be here under Dave – oh look a bank failed and the world did’nt come to an end! What a surprise! Cheap shares anyone?

    Yes, it will soon be the Real World One Nationers vs. The New Grandees.

    Maggies Legacy vs. Born To Rule With Knobs On.

    You see the problem is, we’ve got the courage but they’ve got the money bags!

  115. 493
    John "Hoon Killer" Wayne says:

    Cameron is a commie like Obama. He has sold out to the EU because the only issue to discuss is who makes our laws. The EU makes our laws. Parliament is therefore irrelevant – unless he finds the spine to
    A – do a cost benefit analysis of our membership of the EU and tell the people
    how many hospitals a day we could build with the £6,500,000,000 we pay the EU each year.
    B – put these stats onto a referendum and let us vote to leave the EU and use the 6.5 billion on our people and their needs.
    C- CLOSE THE BORDERS and deport the illegal ALIENS * and stop calling them IMMIGRANTS because they are NOT..
    as for Osborne, he doesn’t look like he even reached puberty let alone knows anything about economics. None of these Shirley’s do – they never have held a rela job between them.

  116. 494
    Daveyone says:

    Can you really believe someone called Osbourne could sort this out ?

  117. 497

    [...] Osborne’s Command Economics Depressing lack of leadership in making the necessary arguments. 496 Comments. [...]

  118. 498

    [...] Osborne's Command Economics – Guy Fawkes' blog [...]



The Iranian Model is Hitler | Lawrence J. Haas
No.10′s Andrew Cooper Should Look at this Poll | Douglas Carswell
Livingstone Has Form on Homophobia | ConservativeHome
Investors HBack Over RBS Meddling | CityAM
Riddled With It | Pink News
I Went Mad in the Seventies | Ken
Guy Newsroom Splits | Indy
Polly’s Voodoo Polling | UK Polling Report
Labour SpAd Backs the Bill | Mark Wallace
Guido Goes for the Lobby | Press Gazette

Previously Seen


Peter Botting


Max Clifford says…

“Most people want to read nasty things about people, not nice things.”



DisgustedOfMitcham2 says:

Maybe if they really wanted to “decontaminate the Labour brand” with business people, they shouldn’t have totally buggered up the economy?

Just a thought.


Tip off Guido
Web Guido's Archives








RSS


AddThis Feed Button
Archive


Labels
Guido Reads