Comments on: Twittery Today : Prezza / FCO Edition http://order-order.com/2009/09/03/twittery-today-prezza-fco-edition/ Parliamentary plots, rumours and conspiracy Sat, 20 Mar 2010 01:59:48 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: Jon Bernstein: A telling tale of the twittercrat who wasn’t | DAILYMAIL http://order-order.com/2009/09/03/twittery-today-prezza-fco-edition/#comment-239494 Jon Bernstein: A telling tale of the twittercrat who wasn’t | DAILYMAIL Sat, 05 Sep 2009 05:07:15 +0000 http://order-order.com/?p=10871#comment-239494 [...] Guido politely asks on his blog: “Why, if you are trying to eradicate supply in Afghanistan, proudly boast that [...] [...] Guido politely asks on his blog: “Why, if you are trying to eradicate supply in Afghanistan, proudly boast that [...]

]]> By: Jon Bernstein: A telling tale of the twittercrat who wasn’t | Journalism.co.uk Editors' Blog http://order-order.com/2009/09/03/twittery-today-prezza-fco-edition/#comment-238516 Jon Bernstein: A telling tale of the twittercrat who wasn’t | Journalism.co.uk Editors' Blog Fri, 04 Sep 2009 09:54:16 +0000 http://order-order.com/?p=10871#comment-238516 [...] Guido politely asks on his blog: “Why, if you are trying to eradicate supply in Afghanistan, proudly boast that [...] [...] Guido politely asks on his blog: “Why, if you are trying to eradicate supply in Afghanistan, proudly boast that [...]

]]> By: Captain Prescott http://order-order.com/2009/09/03/twittery-today-prezza-fco-edition/#comment-238311 Captain Prescott Fri, 04 Sep 2009 03:56:09 +0000 http://order-order.com/?p=10871#comment-238311 I was just stocking up. Lov 'em fish pies! I was just stocking up. Lov ‘em fish pies!

]]> By: Churchill's Cattleprod http://order-order.com/2009/09/03/twittery-today-prezza-fco-edition/#comment-237916 Churchill's Cattleprod Thu, 03 Sep 2009 18:52:57 +0000 http://order-order.com/?p=10871#comment-237916 There is now something far better than Twitter on the market ... <b>iWank</b> <i>The definitive communication application for all politicians for the twenty first century. MP’s like Ed Balls are earning hundred of pounds using Wank, shoehorning tens of thousands of voters into being ready to support Labour at a moments notice. The famed Damian McBride has called Wank "a weapon" What do these elite members know that you don't? What's it worth to be able to instantly move tens of thousands of Tory voters to your fake opinion polls? Literally you can wank a link and get a few hundred hits within the minute – something that even Twatter cannot do! Read some of our testimonials: I swear by Wanking now. Even my wife indulges in it nowadays Dave, from Witney I used to be a confirmed Twitter. Now I am pleased to say that I Wank all the time instead. John, from Hull I’m not sure what Wanking is, or how to do it. But I can say that I do it all the time now. Gordon, somewhere in Afghanistan I Wank to Yvette and she does it to me, but only at weekends Ed, from Normanton</i> There is now something far better than Twitter on the market …

iWank
The definitive communication application for all politicians for the twenty first century.

MP’s like Ed Balls are earning hundred of pounds using Wank, shoehorning tens of thousands of voters into being ready to support Labour at a moments notice. The famed Damian McBride has called Wank “a weapon” What do these elite members know that you don’t?

What’s it worth to be able to instantly move tens of thousands of Tory voters to your fake opinion polls? Literally you can wank a link and get a few hundred hits within the minute – something that even Twatter cannot do!

Read some of our testimonials:

I swear by Wanking now. Even my wife indulges in it nowadays
Dave, from Witney

I used to be a confirmed Twitter. Now I am pleased to say that I Wank all the time instead.
John, from Hull

I’m not sure what Wanking is, or how to do it. But I can say that I do it all the time now.
Gordon, somewhere in Afghanistan

I Wank to Yvette and she does it to me, but only at weekends
Ed, from Normanton

]]> By: Anonymous http://order-order.com/2009/09/03/twittery-today-prezza-fco-edition/#comment-237868 Anonymous Thu, 03 Sep 2009 18:26:39 +0000 http://order-order.com/?p=10871#comment-237868 BUT - he would need two empty chairs if Prescott was invited and declined - have you seen the size of his arse? Not sure Ikea chairs would be strong enough either for that fat twat. BUT – he would need two empty chairs if Prescott was invited and declined – have you seen the size of his arse?

Not sure Ikea chairs would be strong enough either for that fat twat.

]]> By: Captain Haddock http://order-order.com/2009/09/03/twittery-today-prezza-fco-edition/#comment-237712 Captain Haddock Thu, 03 Sep 2009 16:54:43 +0000 http://order-order.com/?p=10871#comment-237712 Prezza actually deigned to travel as far as Manchester by train ? ... Fook my Granny's tall hat !! I know someone in the know, locally who tells me that he used to be seen getting on the train at Hull Paragon Station .. would travel 2 stops .. then get off and into the Ministerial car, which would be pre-positioned and waiting for him .. Prezza actually deigned to travel as far as Manchester by train ? … Fook my Granny’s tall hat !!

I know someone in the know, locally who tells me that he used to be seen getting on the train at Hull Paragon Station .. would travel 2 stops .. then get off and into the Ministerial car, which would be pre-positioned and waiting for him ..

]]> By: Captain Haddock http://order-order.com/2009/09/03/twittery-today-prezza-fco-edition/#comment-237703 Captain Haddock Thu, 03 Sep 2009 16:47:34 +0000 http://order-order.com/?p=10871#comment-237703 "Cor lu'mme Number One" ... that's at least a 6 pie equation ... “Cor lu’mme Number One” … that’s at least a 6 pie equation …

]]> By: anonymouse http://order-order.com/2009/09/03/twittery-today-prezza-fco-edition/#comment-237617 anonymouse Thu, 03 Sep 2009 15:53:02 +0000 http://order-order.com/?p=10871#comment-237617 Cyclops Cyclops

]]> By: anonymouse http://order-order.com/2009/09/03/twittery-today-prezza-fco-edition/#comment-237615 anonymouse Thu, 03 Sep 2009 15:50:54 +0000 http://order-order.com/?p=10871#comment-237615 I travelled on the same train as him to Manchester some years ago, he went First Class so asked him if he would like to ride with those of us who pay for their tickets, he ignored me. I think he was in a hurry to get tucked into those 4 pies. He invented twittering he should sue the bastards that stole his idea. I travelled on the same train as him to Manchester some years ago, he went First Class so asked him if he would like to ride with those of us who pay for their tickets, he ignored me. I think he was in a hurry to get tucked into those 4 pies.

He invented twittering he should sue the bastards that stole his idea.

]]> By: OECD@Twitter http://order-order.com/2009/09/03/twittery-today-prezza-fco-edition/#comment-237603 OECD@Twitter Thu, 03 Sep 2009 15:44:02 +0000 http://order-order.com/?p=10871#comment-237603 your still fucked! your still fucked!

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