PM’s Wife Taken by Aliens on UFO to Venus
No, really. The new Japanese premier-in-waiting, Yukio Hatoyama, has won an historic election victory over the long-ruling Liberal Democratic Party. That is nothing, his wife Miyuki, beat alien kidnappers. In Miyuki’s book published last year (“Very Strange Things I’ve Encountered”) she claims that “while my body was asleep, I think my soul rode on a triangular-shaped UFO and went to Venus… It was a very beautiful place and it was really green.”
First Ladies are often “out there”. Nancy Reagan consulted astrologers, Cherie Blair had tantric, naked, in-shower, deep massages with Carole Caplin amongst other fruity new age mumbo jumbo practises. Bet Sarah Brown sometimes wishes she was kidnapped by aliens….
Sir i think you have the wrong Pm wife , You seem to have a japanese woman and man on the front of the page .
mike the c’unt,
and I think you have the wrong site. conservativefoam is calling your name, can’t you hear it? “mike, mike the cripple, come to us, join your retarded comrades at conservativefoam ooooooohhhh”
oh and today is my birthday so if any of my many many fans would like to wish me a happy birthday they may now do so.
TOP BOY IS GOING TO HAVE A TOP BIRTHDAY INNIT!
Sir , If you have ever read my posts you will see that i am not a tory , However as facts dont seem to be part of you reasoning that will go straight over your head .
Happy birtday
I do not bother reading your posts mike.
the best thing about your contributions is your name.
and no birthday wishes? you churlish bastard.
you may go now.
Sir , I did wish you a happy birthday maybe you should read before you type .
sorry mike, my mistake.
but as I said, I do not read your posts.
happy birthday tat you little worm, it’s time for you to return to the funny farm where you can be top boy of a padded cell.
Nah, tat gives us hours of endless amusement with his posts…
boring
you will soon be dead pensioner so I do not expect you to celebrate the life and brilliance of others.
tedious
yes old man you are.
please die soon.
thankyou.
vacuous
alzheimers?
tiny testicles?
inappropriate comment.
pointless
everyone knows the great thick as thieves has the balls of a buffallo.
get with the programme you old duffer.
looser
Idioot
modded
that will teach you pensioner. innit.
I never get modded because I AM TOP etc etc.
IS there an owl in here?
No, but you should see the curlew at third widdle leg off
I am surprised you haven’t extended your best wishes on this happy day Guido.
god why is everyone so miserable today?
5.18 and still no birthday greeting Guido?
I am off up the off licence soon to buy some strong alcohol and my mate said he hs got a bag of headbanging superskunk so by tea-time I will be too out of my nut to read any more posts.
hurry up FFS.
You win tat, it is true, I am a tedious, vacuous, pointless old duffer with tiny testicles and alzheimers.
You are my hero and I wish I were you with your big juicy balls.
Happy Birthday oh great thick as thieves.
You are truly a genius and I am not fit to lick your boots.
I win
oh god what a misery guts you are.
’tis your poor husband I feel sorry for.
poor bastard.
too late
ah, so you have already nagged him to death you old fishwife.
may he rest in peace.
oh and well done, you have made an excellent case today for euthenasia.
you silly old tart.
He knows its his birthday from the date on the lost and founds pages. Only joking – couldn’t resist. Happy Birthday, TaT.
ta very much.
Bet Sarah Brown sometimes wishes she was kidnapped by aliens….
she has been
In some respects, she married one – ba boom tish!
There is something very alien about him
That inability to understand emotion, hence the scripted smiles in his speeches.
That way he has of not quite understanding why everyone suddenly laughs when he says 0% growth.
The strange way of looking at people, at pointing at journalists at the press call, in that slightly lopsided way of his.
His awkwardness in social settings, his lumbering, ogreish figure of a creature ion a body that is too big for it.
I suppose the biggest giveaway is the inability to adapt to our Nitrogen rich atmosphere, hence his odd way of breathing.
Do you remember that Doctor Who episode in number 10
Was that the Dr Who episode where Davros utter the immortal line, “British economy – Exterminate, Exterminate…”?
how many fuckin times are we going to have to see Guido’s end remark and the comedy sting for the story regurgitated and remixed by the OBN’s here today do we think ?
quite a few times it’s safe to say
why let fairly good gag be when you can bludgeon it to death ?
“There was never a linkage between any other issue and the alien abduction of my wife … There is no conspiracy, no cover-up, no double-dealing, no deal on oil, no attempt to instruct my ministers, no private assurances by me to the aliens.” – Gordon Brown
She sleeps with one, he came from the “son of the manse” spaceship.
Can you be more alien than that??
Don’t worry, that’s how Japanese women describe an orgasm.
The Japs are largely fucked at the best of times!
hot steamy shower………. so descriptive of Nu Labour
Turkey baster.
Bet Sarah Brown sometimes wishes she was kidnapped by aliens….
She WAS kidnapped by aliens, surely?
“Bet Sarah Brown sometimes wishes she was kidnapped by aliens”
she has been, Gordo is not from this planet.
Being weirder than Cherie Blair is quite an achievement. Unless she really was captured by Aliens that is.
weird people with big mouths . . . . yup . . . says it all for Noo_Lie_Bore . . .. and anyone they consort with.
Now, speaking of Bliar + sanitary arrangements : has The Ire_to_Bliar (or should have been) and his gang had another good shit this morning to clear their heads of all the Bliarist crap?
September is time for seasonal festivities at the Brown house
Bongo Bongo
He needs those votes, as reported in the Daily Mash.
By jove I needed that lmao.
I thought the living-art nuke picture a la Banksy, Bristol 2009 was a nice touch.
Check this out Molder.
0.07 sec in – starts to smile for no reason.
0.09 sec smile disappears and replaced by serious frown.
Head moves side to side throughout.
Scully, you’re onto something.
Yes… Well spotted! Poor Gordon!
He’s becoming a global embarrassment.
Those media consultants must be pissing themselves laughing – got all the cash, went through the personal tuition, and at some stage must have said: “Oh yes, excellent Gordon, much better, the smile is a winner”.
Gerry Anderson must be kicking himself…
I certainly expected a birthday greeting from you mr quango.
you could have put it down on expenses innit.
September is a time I always associate with Muslim festivities. The 11th in particular.
viking,
this is the thick as thieves birthday tribute and ufo thread.
take your anti islam shit and piss off.
Gordon prefers chutney irrigation sessions
He’s obviously never tried the organic super large purple plum variety.
How could you forget Sarah Browns sex manual.
‘Very strange things I have encountered while my body was asleep’
Is it wrong for me to be aroused by Sarah Brown??
She’s a fine figure of a woman…. I’d like to snuggle up to her in the first class carriage of the London-Sheffield express, and park my choo-choo in her dark tunnel.
It’s a woman? Surely there must have been some mistake.
Hard to take the Japs seriously. Little, odd-shaped, bandy-legged. And I can’t forget WW2.
Just like Tom Cruise, in fact.
Sir W – were any of your family Jap POWs?
Yes, my uncle. He was shot in the hip and captured by the Japanese, who provided no medical treatment. Fortunately he was liberated not long afterwards and survived, though he always suffered pain from the wound. He came home to find his house destroyed by a bomb and his wife’s mental state permanently damaged by the loss of several close relatives in the attack. I don’t belittle these things and I am sorry if I have offended, but your comment seemed humorously intended, at least in part.
All prime ministers’ wives are vermin in the eyes of Morbo.
Nixon : Hello, Morbo. How’s the family ?
Morbo : Belligerent and numerous
Nixon : Good man, Nixon’s pro-war and pro-family
I see alien spaceships all the time. Wibble wibble
Sarah Brown lives with an Alien!
Ramadam Kareem!
sorry, kerrang!
So she is just slightly weirder than Cherie Blair?
Does tantric massage involve Carole shoving her hand up Cherie’s arse and turning her inside out so that she really looks like a c**t?
Does Cherie take it up the Gary Glitter or is she exit only?
Looks like the Japs have a Krankies tribute act.
I was captured by an alien once. When I woke up I realised divorce was the only option..
It’s not the *only* option, Willie.
My username @ hotmail dot com if you want to discuss things further…
You are Chris Brown I claim my £5.
and I claim my £5 bag of chronic superskunk. well, it is my birthday!
Derek Draper to supplement his last book ‘Life support’ has now published a help yourself guide called ‘Wife’s support’ It shows fat middle aged socialists how to achieve a better standard of living than working class proles by simply sponging of their famous missus.
That’s nothing. Nadine Dorries has a (third,fourth?) house on moonbase-alpha.
Not merely because she is somewhat eccentric, to say the least, but for those oh so vital expenses and travel claims.
Mrs Brown doesn’t need to be taken by Aliens – she’s married to one.
In this case it’s a monotone one eyed dalek from the planet Stalin
Surely parliament is full of queer-shaped (I said shaped!) coloured aliens it’s like a form of teletubbyland on speed
Never play cards with a man called “Doc”.
Never eat at a place called “Mom’s”
And never sleep with a woman whose troubles are greater than your own.
In her youth, Miyuki Hatayama was a member of the Takarazuka all-girl dance troupe. Like the Bolshoi, but a lot sexier and with better costumes. They tend to be larger than life.
“It was a very beautiful place and it was really green”.
That wasn’t Venus. That was west Shropshire.
why have you not wished me a happy birthday engineer.
grow a pair, eh?
Happy birthday you sad but slightly amusing little creature…
patronising tat is a dangerous thing to do AA…….
Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear taaaaat, happy birthday to you!!!!!!!!!! How many candles is it this year tat?
not allowed any candles after the last arson incident.
The Japanese are deeply weird but very interesting – they’re a lot like the English y’know. Similar humour.
Personally I reckon Sarah Brown is the alien; controlling the Broon puppet. They Live! would explain a lot.
a string connected to his jaw keeps getting detached.
Sir i thought silly season had finished ?
but you’re still here mike and you are very silly.
“Bet Sarah Brown sometimes wishes she was kidnapped by aliens….”
I thought she had been.
“how many fuckin times are we going to have to see Guido’s end remark and the comedy sting for the story regurgitated and remixed by the OBN’s here today do we think ?”
He he….
back to planet earth.
US communist Government Motors, blackmails UK – give us 1 billion British taxpayer pounds or Vauxhall’s 5,000 jobs are toast.
Germans formally become Britain’s largest car maker.
How the Brits have fallen – blackmailed by their ‘special relationship’ buddy and taken over by their hated enemy.
Yep,fuck the Americans and what they think about Mahgri being released.
I would sell machine guns and napalm to african babys if it helped balance the books let alone send an innocent man with cancer back to Libya for a shed load of oil contracts.
There is nothing wrong with being fat
apart from having to have laparoscopic gastric bypass surgery.
Talking of being abducted by aliens, have you seen the photo of Gordon the Times used this morning. He looks like a street sleeper.
see http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6819450.ece
With very personal attacks on his competence from all sides, I wonder how long it will be before Gordon has a nervous breakdown as he realises, for the first time, that he really has done more harm than good.
Watch out Mandy as “reluctantly” picks up the reigns of Government as Gordon checks into the Priory
nah, it’s his chain of terror keeping him up at nights.
Actually, Gorgon, in that picture, looks as though he is moving his hand into the “deep fisting” position. All he needs is Peter Handlesbum and some KY jelly and he’s in and digging deeply.
Sarah Brown does have experience of little green monsters. McMental is always producing them from his nose.
Do you realise the pressure you are putting me under?
“Cherie Blair had tantric, naked, in-shower, deep massages with Carole Caplin” ??? I wouldn’t refuse one of those either. Obviously the old letter-box-gobbed ex-First Lady wasn’t as stupid as she looked…….
Lesbe friends, was it?
Pistols at dawn… I’ll fight you for her… not Miyuki, not Cherie, not Sarah, but the delightful Ms Chakrabati…
You can have her and welcome! Ugh!
‘Bet Sarah Brown sometimes wishes she was kidnapped by aliens….’
Not quite Guido – sometimes she KNOWS she was kidnapped by an alien.
Happy birthdefect day tat.
well that is better than nothing I suppose.
thankyou retard.
Happy bumday fuck face.
same to you motherfucker.
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This is a great article on ‘The Golden Generations’ comparing those fighting in Ww2 with current engagement in Afghanistan!!!
Top spastic, please be quiet, losers are at least attempting to make some jokes here. Good lad.
Better that we had an alien Prime Minister. You know it makes sense unlike puny Earthling Brown.
“while my body was asleep, I think my soul rode on a triangular-shaped UFO and went to Venus… It was a very beautiful place and it was really green.”
That ayahuasca can be pretty strong stuff…
Ah ha!
Yet more fertile Venusian fields for Carole Caplin and Peter Foster then?
They need the work.
And now folks – it’s time for those long sessions in the shower, ‘releasing’ all those ‘sexual chakras’ and ‘energy points’ (batteries not included), billed to the taxpayer – of course??? Speaking of ‘hard disks’ … didn’t ANYONE keep a HDD of the Bliar’s expenses? Which reminds us, as recalled, how does a government department “accidentally shred” a HDD?