Caption Competition Winner
As is traditional, most of the Friday Caption Competition entries were lame. Marginally less lame was this one
Gordon enjoyed wearing his gift fron J.K Rowling.
The spin-off on Ollie’s own Red Rag blog* deserves some reward, a copy of The Big Red Book of New Labour Sleaze will wing it’s way if Ollie emails his postal address. Don’t go to the blog without mind-bleach to hand…
*Guido is sure he has heard that name somewhere before.












Lame? Bloody nerve!
I was thinking that.
And him with his traditional “oh my God I’ve found a lump” funny Monday Morning View and whatnot.
Is it not special undies to keep the back door shut. I have heard there is a lot of that renting back passages and other distracting behaviour in Westminster so that the real political issues are ignored, as everyone is watching their back door?? Just noticed Plod outside number 10, no wonder where skint the gear he had on, I don’t know how he could stand up. Is it Paranoia or are they soft as shit needing all that kit. Cmon some one is taking the piss.
Milliband to visit Libya
It must have been the postal votes wot won it.
GORDON’s ALIVE:
http://www.torybear.com/2009/08/gordons-alive.html
No, he only appears to be alive.
What a shame! I always thought he was part of the acting crew for ‘Night of the Living Dead’ – certainly always looks like it.
its th eprescot lookalike, edd balls in disguise or has jp being playing on the desk for years
Do you think that poor Yvette Cooper has to tolerate getting in that position,
Probably in front of a mirror as Ed rides her like a randy bull servicing a cow?
If so
At least she doesnt have to look at the ugy bastards wart encrusted face.
Well, Guido, I’d say that’s proof that humour, like beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Cheers Guido, I will email the address, in the meantime I found out where Gordon Brown has been hiding.
Don’t forget the midn breach.
Well done Ollie! Richly deserved blogospheric fame.
Hoots Mon! If the midn’s breached we’re doomed!
Congratulations Ollie.
fucking iPhone
I’m still fucking top boy though scum so don’t you forget it.
What ever your flavor, TaT. What’s his name as a matter of nosiness?
don’t ever step in when top boy is going about his business ivor you slag.
it is a basic error that could prove fatal.
first lesson free.
He was only askin what ‘Top Boy’s name was. You could say mind your own business which would have been be more petite I mean polite.
Mmm….not saying I’m a great wit (twit, maybe) but I’m not sure Guido has much of a sense of humour – look at the Rich ‘n’ Mark cartoons that nobody else likes for instance.
I love ‘em
Creep.
Oh yes!
It was a very good caption and a deserved win by a fellow right-wing blogger though.
You too.
It’s One Way Of Getting Back The Book You Lent Him Last Year !
you can stop rimming Guido now ollie, you have won the book already.
whether or not Guido bothers sending it is another point entirely.
you mug.
TAT, I do believe you are becoming even mellower and more charming as you age. You seem to have a gift for making people feel good.
Ah me, the world could do with more like you.
Come on! Look at the remarkable detail on the disintegrating Gordoom’s visage. You gotta smile, at least.
We Are Not Talking About The Crappy Cartoon! Were talking about the Picture Of Ed Bollocks At The Top Of This Blog !
I don’t know what you are talking about and I don’t think you do either. I was replying to Sir William Waad at 4:40 pm who said: “… look at the Rich ‘n’ Mark cartoons that nobody else likes for instance”.
And the runner up gets two copies of The Big Red Book of New Labour Sleaze.
dont you mean volumes 1 to 12 ?
Sorry: Get The JK Rowley Bit But Still Can’t See Gordon Anywhere in The Picture As For Another Blogger Winning it !The Term “all piss in the same pot” springs to mind !
I don’t even get the JK Rowling bit?
I thought there were better comments
it’s a fix!
That Gordon brown looks more like Ed ball’s Every day
You da boss Guido… It’s your game and if the other players get uppity, you can always take your bat and ball home… We play on…
For my part this shows how well Balls is ’steering’ his reform of the social services as promised after the baby P tragidy how many more children will suffer at the unsure hands of this fool?
For what it’s worth, I’m not a big fan of the Rich ‘n’ Mark cartoons either. They’re crude and don’t make me laugh.
you dont read the comments on here much then ??
For a long time I thought it was a sort of in joke… I mean… get the punters all to make fools of themselves… I mean more’n they do usually… and the jokes on them… er … and there ain’t no winner… and… and…
Sometimes it is, sometimes it ain’t. Clue is the offer of a prize, in writing.
Like my teacher always said… Read the question paper CAREFULLY… Ta for that G… You really are Lobby Lud and I don’t need the fiver…
Are you frumious at the moment?
Not on Mondays, even if they’re brillig.
Harumph!!
A rather good photo of me, isn’t it?
It was Guido`s decision and his decision alone, made with no fear or favour. It was a decision made without, economic, political or diplomatic reasons and the recipient will have to answer to a higher power.
“the recipient will have to answer to a higher power.” – Keep Iain Dale outta this !!
Talking about Mrs Dale, is it true she’s given up blogging for good and fucked orf to Somerset, or some other Godforsaken place, with only her catamite for company? So who could ever replace her in Dave’s affections?
auntie couldn’t take the pace and had a tumble the poor old dear.
get well soon auntie!
I don’t even get it!
“Invisibility Cloak” – Now do you get it ?
I admit I have never felt the least bit tempted to read a Harry Potter, so I can only guess at what you are on about… but it isn’t too difficult… Boy wizard crap… I mean cape… No I think the former… YAWN…
I’ve seen the films and i’m sure that cloak would not be big enough
Well I’m Now Laughing My Cock Off All The Time I Thought He Was pretending to be on a broom Stick ! What a twat i am ! Still cant see brown in the picture Though !
Go to Cromwell’s site for the full monty.
To coin a spoonerism, lick the clink
me either/neither – mind you, I’ve never seen or read a Harry Potter book/film….I know the evil wot it’s perpetrating upon our yoof.
Yep – pennies taken off millions of children by JKR are given to the ZaNuLiebores.
It’s not fair. And I don’t mean Diana Abbots fannybush.
I wish I could express my guffawing amusement in other than: rofl; lmao; lololol….
I can’t complain what with winning last prize at the local Rotary club raffle.
The Avon necklace compliments my chins a treat.
ooooooooo, beware the Rotariarians…..one step down from – da da daaaaaa – if I told you I’d have to kill you…
Ah yes SO17 – chins – I too am over 50 lolol (unless you’re not – in which case I’ll get my coat lol).
From a description of pssoble symptoms of Paranoid Personality Disorder:
“….fears others will take advantage
mistrustful
suspicious
grudge-holding
unable to confide
touchy
jealous
suspiciousness, grandiosity, feelings of persecution, generalized hostility, querulousness, contentiousness, hyper-vigilance, oversensitivity to slights, “injustice collecting,” pathological jealousy, erotomania….”
Not sure about the last one, but, otherwise, does it remind you of anybody?
My ex wife!
It isnae me…
PPD’s And PPP’s
Andrew Marr!!
Haven’t heard yet, what happened to Marr’s programme last Sunday!
They went on vacation but the tv listing folk forgot about being told they were going to be back in September not yesterday
You.
why you named after a Fn loser?
Sir willie wad
What does it say about you that you give yourself a title. You can give yourself more titles but chances are you will always be an abject failure. Did you hold the position of milk moniter at school. I bet you were sacked from that job.
>From a description of pssoble symptoms of Paranoid Personality Disorder:
Yuo fergot dsylxeia — I see yuo rea a fllewo sffurre. Ist vrey tuohg tyrngi to gte yb wthi dlysexai, ins’t ti?
Ahem
Am I missing something? The picture is of Ed Balls doing some kind of strange labour party ritual bonding dance thing they do before a meeting – who won the caption competition?
Yes, you are missing something.
Yes, ten minutes of your life you will never get back.
Guido,
Great blog an all but you do have far too many idiots clogging it up with their silly and at times rather tasteless comments.
Join the fucking queue, idiot.
I don’t know about gordon hiding under an invisibility cloak – I think he must be sick.
Have you ever known him hide away like this for so long?? – last summer he flew back to the office 4 hours into his holiday to handle a minor crisis.
Now here we have the americans threatening sanctions etc and the world press clamouring for gordon to express a view, and all that’s been heard of him for nearly four weeks is sarah twittering something about him writing a letter of congratulations over the ashes, when he gets round to it. !!!!
Sorry but I think he’s sick, unwell, poorly so to speak.
Wishful thinking nell. He’s going to return from his break fizzing with ideas.
It’s his “ideas” that have got us into this economic mess. We don’t need more of them.
Nope, just fizzing. Sarah gave him an Alka-Seltzer enema by mistake.
hey nell, can you do this?
and this?
betcha can’t.
I tried my hardest, but just couldn’t.
Ooh you are so masterful, geek, indoctrinate me in the secrets of HTML!
nell, you are such a lovely lady, I couldn’t resist.
its a bloke you twat
Hover your mouse over,” you are such a lovely lady” for the hidden message.
Imposter.Here we go again with these labour trolls.
Brooooown :He’s Having An Upgrade On His Labotomy ! And Mangledbum is having an upgrade on his Slackbottomy !
Is that like a Blackberry for those who are………good to their mothers so to speak?
surely you mean myner crisis
But he always has been.
Just be grateful he’s somewhere else.
My favourite was where Blears got it in the minge.
She must have been standing on a box.
Up against such esteemed opposition,a few small tributes are reward enough for a rarely sober surfer with a laptop.
I am not sure I get it either????
is it Ed Balls bumming Gordon Brown who is wearing a Harry Potter magic cloak?
How would Ed find an invisible sphincter? maybe following the smell of putrid haggis turds?
Another Blogger winning The Cap Comp ! Bit Like And The Labour Party Politician Of The Year is GORDON BROWN !
Apparently Balls is grabbing her by her hair with the left hand and…..well you can work the rest out yourself.
Just wait till I tell your Irish friends that you’ve awarded a prize to someone called Ollie Cromwell.
Mwahahahah.
CANT STOP LAUGHING ! Nothing To Do With The Winning Caption ! Just The Way I Was Born
You’re gonna fit in fine.
i would imagine balls thinks of mc mentals fat wobblying body every time he sucks yvettes cock!
how i wish they would all disappear.
Now That Should Have Won It !
Mornington Crescent!
Well done ollie and Guido for only the second time in recorded fawkesian history that a prize has been so publically awarded .
hacks camped out at downing street waiting for Ruin to appear , curtains twitch , door opens slightly , police officer moves to one side !!
nicky robinson : “would the prime minsiter like to make a staement on the lockerbie decison ”
downing street house keeper :” I think he already has , were opening the door to let the stench out ”
just in case milliband thinks hes got away with it .sort of fits now his terrorist are justified article .
camerons called gordon a coward , oh i dont know the silence stinks of complicty to me
Blinky does make a good snap.
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/09/21/article-1059091-02BDFB0800000578-593_468×793.jpg
Rich and mark to win the next one !
Ed is a bit deaf
He thought McMental said
“Maori me darling”
Horrible picture. I’d sooner stare at a cat’s arse. Glad I missed the competition.
Guido. Is there any chance of a link so that we can contribute to the Irish “No” vote campaign?
http://www.irish-friends-vote-no-for-me.org/index.php?set_language=en&cccpage=sign_petition
Thanks Nell.
Signed and delivered.
Thanks Nell. Done it.
I do not fucking believe it moley but you and I seem to have stumbled upon some common ground. I get slightly concerned when that happens.
indeed the other week I found myself in agreement with anti social citizen on another issue which left me feeling temporarily disconcerted.
oh, and you did well to miss the competition because it was a load of shit.
some c’unt called ollie won it. what a fucking stupid name.
I didn’t win and I’m a bit pissed off about that right now.
never mind all that shit, regarding your comment on the Irish vote: I wish to state my position quite clearly on the matter. it is this: I will strain every sinew and ounce of my vast intellectual capabilities to ensure my friends in Ireland do not allow themselves to be tricked into being subjugated to a foreign power.
they are freemen. and we, the English, thanks to gordon brown the scottish MP, are not freemen.
’tis surely the ultimate irony that it is going to take and actually depends upon the good Irish people to protect the rights of English men.
the Irish will not allow themselves to be subjugated by the EU.
no fucking chance. read some Irish history if you do not believe me, it will soon change your mind.
that communist barroso will just have to swallow it.
NOTE TO BARRO EU COMMUNIST TRAMP: TOUGH SHIT BARROSO YOU FUCKING COMMUNIST BASTARD YOU WILL HAVE TO FIND SOME OTHER MUGS TO SCROUNGE OFF YOU FUCKING WANKER THE ENGLISH AND IRISH HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR FUCKING SCROUNGING YOU USELESS BEGGAR CRACKWHORE!
DON’T BOTHER BEGGING FROM THE SCOTTISH BASTARS FOR THEY HAVE FUCK ALL! THOSE C’UNTS WILL BE BEGGING FROM YOU MOTHERFUCKER
AND DON’T TALK TO ME ABOUT ESPANA YOU WHORE WE DRAGGED YOU SPANISH C’UNTS OUT OF THE FUCKING DIRT YOU HAD NOTHING YOU FUCKING CHANCER NOTHING BUT OLIVE TREES AND WE DRAGGED YOU OUT OF POVERTY AND INTO THE MODERN WORLD AND NOW YOU WANT TO BE OUR BOSS? FUCK OFF BARROSO YOU COMMUNIST CHANCER
TAKE YOUR ILLEGAL UNCONSTITUTIONAL LISBON TREATY AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ARSE YOU FUCKING RIMMER WE ARE TURNING OFF THE MONEY TAP YOU MOTHERFUCKER WE HAVE HAD MORE THAN ENOUGH OF GIVING MONEY AWAY TO UNGRATEFUL CRACKHEAD BEGGAR TRAMPS LIKE YOU BARROSO YOU FUCKING NAZI!
FUCK OFF BARROSO YOU LARDY ARSED WANKER!
innit.
I think your meds are wearing off, Thick.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmTOo6avlZ0
BTW.
Anti Citizen One = The Freeman, fighting against an authoritarian nightmare.
But Tat – tony and cherie already have their crowns of gold and rubies and diamonds and their robes of ermine, designed and made , ready for their coronation as the first President and his Lady of the EUSSR.
You wouldn’t disappoint them would you??
nell, there is more chance of tony ‘thewarcriminal:1st Class’ blair being assassinated than of him becoming the president of the corrupt EU’s council of fascists.
if the EU parliament is europe’s idea of democracy then the europeans had better fuck off back to the drawing board.
the lisbon treaty has no legal status in this country because there already is a superior British Constitution which at its centre lies the jewel in the constitution’s crown: the Supremacy of the British Parliament. and another jewel is ofcourse Her Majesty, a supreme part of a supreme parliament, a sovereign existing peacefully alongside democracy. a highly evolved form of democracy indeed. it took us a long time to get to this position.
and that is a non negotiable postition and one gordon brown had neither power nor authority to sign away when he fraudulently signed the lisbon treaty.
supremacy of parliament is an inherent and permanent feature of our constitution.
politicians are not permament, they are merely temporary tenants and as with tenants they have no rights whatsoever over the freehold of the place they temporarily inhabit. the politicians got rather carried away with themselves and have created much enhanced career paths for themselves the greedy self serving c’unt, eh?.
the whole EU thing stinks. it is a politicians paradise and so should be dismantled as quickly and as ruthlessly as possible.
the EU anti democratic machine must be destroyed at all costs and with all available peaceful means. resistance is a duty.
oh, and the EU can throw that lisbon treaty piece of shit straight in the fucking bin.
doesn’t hold water ‘fraid. not in this country anyway.
we already have our own superior constitution innit.
KEEP IRELAND FREE – VOTE NO
But, if as now, the encumbent government choose to ignore the superior British constitution,what hope do we have?
123 tat – I do hope you are right!!
TaT – well said. I can see no reason why a subsequent Goevernment cant revoke any EU treaty. What are the frogs and the huns going to do? Invade?
What subsequent government? Camerons?
135. Yes they could invade if you read the comments in this article:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/telegraph-view/6073833/The-EU-is-hardly-value-for-money.html
Spot on, TaT. Absolutely right.
Agree with the sentiments,but Mr Thick is living in cloud cuckoo land if he thinks his view will come to pass.
STAND BY FOR INCOMING!
Sir Robert Howard who helped to draft the 1689 Bill of Rights stated that “… the people’s rights … were not grants from the King, but recognitions, by the King, of rights that have been reserved … unto us, by common law and immemorial custom.”
For The First Time I Can Recall ,I Agree With You !
When we eventually do turn the tap off How about getting our Serious Fraud Office to reclaim All the proceeds of crime from the likes of the Kinnocks,Blairs,etc ? also a thorough examination of the likes of Mangledbum need to be carried out !
I did notice how the Irish seemed to have gone off Europe since they became net contributors. Spain wasn’t the only country to be dragged out of poverty by the EU.
Tat. I take back almost eeverything I said about you in the pub. That was a fine comment. Well put and it should be orated on audio via this blog when technically feasible
Firm, robust & fair as ever Tat.
Charming
I believe that you are cured. My work is done (for now).
Sucka.
I don’t understand why the papparazzi haven’t invaded kirkcaldy to try and get a shot of him to make sure he’s really alive. Now everyone just thinks he’s being cowardly – bit much for a man who has just written a book on courage!!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/6083013/Gordon-Brown-cowardly-over-Lockerbie-silence.html
Does anybody know if he really did actually do any community work – or was it all hot air & PR ?
I’d have thought he’d want to make some pr/political capital out of it if he had done some community work.
It was suggested that he might do some dry stone walling – presumably that’s a feature of the kirkcaldy landscape. (But I thought that was gordon being snooty – as dry stone walling is one of Prince Charles’s well known hobbies.) Maybe he could try delivering meals on wheels or weeding pensioners garden but think of the cost of the team of security officers that would have to cover him.
And really – what sort of community work would he be fit for?
Muck raking and dung bunging?
Hi Eng. Well said!
Stuff the community work Brown just clean your own flat and stop sending us the bill.
We know he is incapable of cleaning up shit ! but creating it he is good at
no sign of Gordon, but, hows about this:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2009/aug/24/england-cricket-team-no-10?commentpage=1
he certainly enjoys the ‘afterglow’ – what a shit Brown is!!!
They should tell him to get fucked The Jock Squatter of downing street. England won the ashes NOT! Jockland, Who Have Never Won Fuck All !
Apart from the gig of demolishing England.
On Afghanistan.
USA has 57,000 troops in Afghanistan and needs more.
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/08/24/world/asia/24military.html?ref=world
There has been a suggestion that Germany withdraws its troops.
This isn’t just a British problem, it’s a NATO problem, and we shouldn’t be discussing it in isolation.
It would seem that not only do we not know what the Afghanistan mission is any more, the Nato top brass don’t know either – or they don’t believe in it.
It’s About Oil And Gas !
Partly, but also it aids the new world order as destroy national foces by continuous war eases the introduction of a supra national euroforce. It also ramps up debt for the moneychangers to benefit from and keeps the military industrial complex happy.
In dulce et decorum est pro patria mori.
Public support in America for this 8 year war has waned.
Admiral Mike Mullen says that despite the addition of 17000 troops “the situation is serious and deteriorating”
So more importantly than NATO our Armed Forces need our relationship with America maintained, because after America with its 57000 troops we are the next biggest contributor.
If America decides eventually, because of increasingly hostile public opinion demanding an end to the war, to up stumps and take themselves home, our lads , the one’s who have died, and the one’s who will continue to die because gordon’s govt isn’t providing them with the necessary equipment, will have died needlessly and for nothing.
Let’s face it gordon’s government with £35billion MoD black holes, troops in a war zone with poor or no equipment, american relationship teetering on the brink because of megrahi – has really messed up bigger than big time.
Brown is on sky.com trying to explain himslef
They found him! Where was he hiding?
I cannot believe he is wearing a baseball cap and sun glasses?? wtf is going on has he finally lost it?
Also, well sais Michael White today
“Why does Brown say nothing? Because he is a weak leader in a weak situation. In the end, that’s about all there is to it.”
What the Guardian did say today that was interesting is that it has taken a poll of its own readers and that that poll shows labour is losing ground and that labour’s hopes of a summer fightback are now dashed.
The poll= Con 41 – Lab 25 – LibDems 19 and this the opinions of predominantly labour oriented people.
If that’s a Guardian poll, I wonder what results the non-politically-aligned pollsters are getting?
I don’t suppose the Libyan fiasco will have helped Labour, though oddly enough, I think the right thing has happened in returning Al-Magrahi. If we get some oil business out of it as well, that’s a bonus.
The masters of spin and news management are being panned for doing the right thing. Oh the irony…
gordon on sky??in a baseball cap and raybans?? What a spoof!! You must be watching a different Sy to the rest of us!! Although I admit it would be fun to see gordon in suit/tie/baseball cap/raybans and white trainers. What a laugh!!
What the reporter on Sky did say a little while ago was that gordon was expected back in no.10 tomorrow and that a statement might then follow.
However, I thought I read somewhere that he’s not planning to come back to London until 5/6th September.
I still think he’s unwell.
I Think The Unstable One Would Choose Sandles And Long Socks
A REQUEST.
Michael Yon is a blogger doing proper journalism in Afghanistan. He’s been canned by the MoD for no real reason. If you work for the MoD and want to reverse this PR disaster then maybe you should have a word.
http://www.michaelyon-online.com/bad-medicine.htm
Thanks for that I’ve added him to my addresses.
As for this labour MoD. They don’t like truth so they’ll try to stifle it.
What’s the saying – “truth will out”
In any case I have a feeling with gordon’s govt that chickens are increasingly coming home to roost in larger and larger numbers”
This labour govt is drowning – too slowly for most of us – but drowning all the same.
An update as Guido says.
Michael Yon is blogging from Afghanistan’s frontline and doing a great job – although why he hasn’t appeared on Guido’s blog before now I don’t know.
The MoD doesn’t like him telling the truth – what a surprise – please just visit his site and post a word of support. I’ve done it and will keep watching what he reports about the war.
http://www.michaelyon-online.com/michael-s-dispatches/
Am I missing something? – this Yon fellow seems to be glorifying the war. Nothing there to worry this Government.
124 Nell thanks for the link-I recommend it-shocking reality
Prime Minister Gordon Brown congratulated the team on their triumph.
“I want to send my congratulations to the England cricket team for their superb achievement in winning the World Cup,” said Brown.
“It was a thrilling game and the whole country can be immensely proud of the spirit and skill the team showed in beating New Zealand.
gordon is holidaying on hampstead heath
So how many сunts are there on Hampstead Heath?
No Hoons,just a lot of pricks.
Modding took my punchline straight out! Bastards!
The mod is a сunt sometimes!
A scene from last years Labour Party Conference.
fantastic
O/T Blunkett Attacked By A Cow ! He Didn’t see that comming ! Even We Cows Have Had Enough Of MooooLie_Bore !
hey do you reckon bill o rielly gonna blow a gasket on fox tonight about the scots ?
Let’s get this libya thing into perspective and look at gordon’s roll in meeting the libyan leader 6 weeks ago and telling him to have a muted homecoming for megrahi.
Then let’s look at mandy’s contribution – his very strong friendship with NatR – OlegD and Libya’s heir.
They all attended Saif’s 37th birthday party in Montenegro, where they have strong financial interests, just days ago . They are all pals.
They like to think, we the public- are dumb. They are idiots.
i heard the scottish msp on the parlimant channel , i sort of get his point , but 270 lives lost i cant deal with that .
the blokes a murderer .
and backroom deals with scum is what new labour do
It was a bit naive of them to assume that Libya wouldn’t celebrate a coup of that nature, and it would have been better to keep quiet and let them get on with it.
There is a lot more to emerge about Lockerbie and it’s related doings, but it’s going to take years – possibly decades – before the full truth is publicly known. The Yanks have got a lot to hide, I suspect. The official outrage gives the impression of people who doth protest too much….
doubt it , mass media and the fact the libyans are shouting there mouths off
The public are fucking dumb. The public watch Emmerdale,Britains got talented arseholes,GMTV,Jonathan Ross,Jeremy Kyle. The public buy newspapers. The public voted New Labour three times in a row. The public will think that as long as their house has increased in value since last year,all’s right with the world.
Who are the idiots? Mr and Mrs Balls? I’d be happy to be called an idiot with their income and pension plan.
Operating Instructions for those who can’t see McDoom but ‘would like’ to do so
Click on the link to the Red Rag, and then all will be revealed.
Maybe this Interlinking is why Ollie won, ’cause it still ain’t that funny
Oi! Don’t get cheeky with your screen-name….
dont you start
Watch it, or I’ll set TaT on you.
Looks like spanners at dawn!
See how these labour people attack??!!
I think this one’s ChrlieWhln. Idiots!!
They are so easily identifiable.
I’m sure you are a lovely lady Nell,but you are also a 100% fruitcake. Anybody that disagrees with your conservative at all costs view of politics is automatically labelled as NuLabour smear merchants. Can you not grasp the fact that some people are sick of the whole corrupt edifice that is British parliamentary democracy?
felt really bored and went to labourlist i see charles has turned up there
Charles is one of their most staunch supporters.
He invented something or other – the name escapes me.
hes bloody boring
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2009/aug/24/labour-icm-poll-summer-fightback
cant spin this
It could be civil war if a pro euro government get in imo
that rules out the lib dems and labour
How much does CCO pay you to post shit like that? Or do you do it for love?
I was just sayin that many patriots won’t take to the consequences of lisbon treaty royalists or not
So what will the Next Conservative government take to the consequences? Roll over to have their bellies tickled perchance?
Dear EdB/CharlieWh/gordon – of course you can’t spin this .
Because it shows you have lost the battle.
Good Bye.
1 in 4 STILL say they’d vote for the party that has ruined this country.
1 in 4 probably watch eastenders and the like?
1 in 4 are metals
3-In-One’s an oil
Gordon is too fat to criticise obesity in others!!!!
http://deadlinescotland.wordpress.com/2009/08/23/8768-1666/
Maybe that’s why Gordoom has been so quiet – he’s been on a three-week crash diet and exercise programme. He’ll return to Downing Street next week looking like a fell-runner, ready to reduce the nation’s weight by introducing legislation banning being obese, chubby or even a bit porky. Quite how he is going to cope with TWatson remains to be worked out.
Even more points pruned from Labour’s diminishing poll ratings, then.
How about locking Watson and Pickles in suspended cages over the despatch box,and opening a book on who starves to death first!
I dunno. Are there any calories carried in halitosis?
That’s my idea of a hung parliament!
Talking about Fat One’s Let’s not mention The ‘TWT’ Mint HumBug , Edballs CharlieWhln or LdGgeFlks etc etc………………
Good Night. God Bless. Please Keep Our Lads In Afghanistan Safe.
Hey nell, you seemed to have missed my message further up the thread.
nell,you are such a lovely lady, I couldn’t resist
I never missed it. I don’t talk to strange men and most especially not labour spin and smear troops.
I leave them to Genereal Sir Richard Dannatt he knows how to deal with you.
So sorry shan’t read your message.
Brown is only fat because he gobbles too much cheese & chutney
I believe he even has a special cupboard to store his chutney selection
Balls is full of pig sausage
And pig sausage is full of balls.
And you’re full of shit
and shit is full of crap
And where there’s muck there’s brass. And that just about sums up Westminster.
You are a Hoon.
Missed!
11.58pm, do not steal my name.
comply with the order.
thankyou.
Do you think Salmond pulled it off ?? i dont
Labour are trying to control the net folks , while ruin is off line , i think it can be circumvented , not so keen on democracy are they !
food scare program was a little better tonight , but still missed some key issues like is it lack of food that kills people or the corrupt governments that strip local agriculture for cash and let own people starve . nice try !
plundering cheap fish from african waters is wholly supported by the EU.
Didnt show in deatail how use of fish and sand eels , for other food products or feeds harms the enviroment . Sand eels is Eu fishing policy and removes food from ecosystem for larger fish and sea birds.
did not show huge ammounts of rain forest lost to soya or palm oil productons or comment on science bit about what sequesters most CO2.
labour lite for veggies like Hillary.
climate camp brewing , wonder if it will be unbiased ?.
No show from ruin is totally shaming his government , country needs to recall parliment , i dont think he knows what he doing anymore
Did he ever?
Where is Brown? – this is beyond any joke
He will probably come out with some complete shite about being “entitled” to a holiday
If that is a case he should fuck off and become a school teacher
That WAS good, wasn’t it?