August 24th, 2009

Caption Competition Winner

Wanking BallsAs is traditional, most of the Friday Caption Competition entries were lame.  Marginally less lame was this one

Ollie Cromwell says:

Gordon enjoyed wearing his gift fron J.K Rowling.

The spin-off on Ollie’s own Red Rag blog* deserves some reward, a copy of The Big Red Book of New Labour Sleaze will wing it’s way if Ollie emails his postal address. Don’t go to the blog without mind-bleach to hand…

*Guido is sure he has heard that name somewhere before.


225 Comments

  1. 1
    Charles Flaccidwidger says:

    Lame? Bloody nerve!

  2. 2
    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    Do you think that poor Yvette Cooper has to tolerate getting in that position,
    Probably in front of a mirror as Ed rides her like a randy bull servicing a cow?
    If so
    At least she doesnt have to look at the ugy bastards wart encrusted face.

  3. 3
    bandersnatch says:

    Well, Guido, I’d say that’s proof that humour, like beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

  4. 4

    Cheers Guido, I will email the address, in the meantime I found out where Gordon Brown has been hiding.

    Don’t forget the midn breach.

  5. 5
    Sir William Waad says:

    Mmm….not saying I’m a great wit (twit, maybe) but I’m not sure Guido has much of a sense of humour – look at the Rich ‘n’ Mark cartoons that nobody else likes for instance.

  6. 6
    Phil O'Pastree says:

    And the runner up gets two copies of The Big Red Book of New Labour Sleaze.

    • 44
      COUCH POTATO(pass me my remote) says:

      dont you mean volumes 1 to 12 ?

    • 47
      COUCH POTATO(pass me my remote) says:

      Sorry: Get The JK Rowley Bit But Still Can’t See Gordon Anywhere in The Picture As For Another Blogger Winning it !The Term “all piss in the same pot” springs to mind !

  7. 8
    BallsedUpResult says:

    I thought there were better comments

  8. 9
  9. 12
    bandersnatch says:

    You da boss Guido… It’s your game and if the other players get uppity, you can always take your bat and ball home… We play on…

  10. 13
    Daveyone says:

    For my part this shows how well Balls is ’steering’ his reform of the social services as promised after the baby P tragidy how many more children will suffer at the unsure hands of this fool?

  11. 14

    For what it’s worth, I’m not a big fan of the Rich ‘n’ Mark cartoons either. They’re crude and don’t make me laugh.

  12. 15
    bandersnatch says:

    For a long time I thought it was a sort of in joke… I mean… get the punters all to make fools of themselves… I mean more’n they do usually… and the jokes on them… er … and there ain’t no winner… and… and…

  13. 16
    SO17 says:

    Harumph!!

  14. 17
    • 83
      I AM A SATANIST COCKSUCKING MOTHERFUCKER TRAITOR TO MY COUNTRY PIECE OF SHIT I AM A TOTAL CUNT! says:

      A rather good photo of me, isn’t it?

  15. 20
    chronic says:

    It was Guido`s decision and his decision alone, made with no fear or favour. It was a decision made without, economic, political or diplomatic reasons and the recipient will have to answer to a higher power.

    • 22
      Anonymous says:

      “the recipient will have to answer to a higher power.” – Keep Iain Dale outta this !!

      • 75
        RW says:

        Talking about Mrs Dale, is it true she’s given up blogging for good and fucked orf to Somerset, or some other Godforsaken place, with only her catamite for company? So who could ever replace her in Dave’s affections?

        • 85
          thick as thieves says:

          auntie couldn’t take the pace and had a tumble the poor old dear.
          get well soon auntie!

  16. 21
    Half eyed Scottish idiot says:

    I don’t even get it!

    • 24
      Lord Vol de Mort says:

      “Invisibility Cloak” – Now do you get it ?

      • 30
        bandersnatch says:

        I admit I have never felt the least bit tempted to read a Harry Potter, so I can only guess at what you are on about… but it isn’t too difficult… Boy wizard crap… I mean cape… No I think the former… YAWN…

      • 32
        Paul Mefinga says:

        I’ve seen the films and i’m sure that cloak would not be big enough

      • 56
        COUCH POTATO(pass me my remote) says:

        Well I’m Now Laughing My Cock Off All The Time I Thought He Was pretending to be on a broom Stick ! What a twat i am ! Still cant see brown in the picture Though !

    • 26

      To coin a spoonerism, lick the clink

    • 33
      Sukyspook says:

      me either/neither – mind you, I’ve never seen or read a Harry Potter book/film….I know the evil wot it’s perpetrating upon our yoof.

  17. 31
    SO17 says:

    It’s not fair. And I don’t mean Diana Abbots fannybush.

    • 35
      Sukyspook says:

      I wish I could express my guffawing amusement in other than: rofl; lmao; lololol….

      • 53
        SO17 says:

        I can’t complain what with winning last prize at the local Rotary club raffle.
        The Avon necklace compliments my chins a treat.

        • 65
          Sukyspook says:

          ooooooooo, beware the Rotariarians…..one step down from – da da daaaaaa – if I told you I’d have to kill you…

          Ah yes SO17 – chins – I too am over 50 lolol (unless you’re not – in which case I’ll get my coat lol).

  18. 34
    Sir William Waad says:

    From a description of pssoble symptoms of Paranoid Personality Disorder:

    “….fears others will take advantage
    mistrustful
    suspicious
    grudge-holding
    unable to confide
    touchy
    jealous

    suspiciousness, grandiosity, feelings of persecution, generalized hostility, querulousness, contentiousness, hyper-vigilance, oversensitivity to slights, “injustice collecting,” pathological jealousy, erotomania….”

    Not sure about the last one, but, otherwise, does it remind you of anybody?

  19. 36
    006andahalf says:

    Am I missing something? The picture is of Ed Balls doing some kind of strange labour party ritual bonding dance thing they do before a meeting – who won the caption competition?

  20. 38
    nell says:

    I don’t know about gordon hiding under an invisibility cloak – I think he must be sick.

    Have you ever known him hide away like this for so long?? – last summer he flew back to the office 4 hours into his holiday to handle a minor crisis.

    Now here we have the americans threatening sanctions etc and the world press clamouring for gordon to express a view, and all that’s been heard of him for nearly four weeks is sarah twittering something about him writing a letter of congratulations over the ashes, when he gets round to it. !!!!

    Sorry but I think he’s sick, unwell, poorly so to speak.

  21. 42
    eldred the unready says:

    My favourite was where Blears got it in the minge.

  22. 48
    pootle says:

    I am not sure I get it either????

    is it Ed Balls bumming Gordon Brown who is wearing a Harry Potter magic cloak?

    How would Ed find an invisible sphincter? maybe following the smell of putrid haggis turds?

  23. 49
    COUCH POTATO(pass me my remote) says:

    Another Blogger winning The Cap Comp ! Bit Like And The Labour Party Politician Of The Year is GORDON BROWN !

  24. 50
    henry gingersnatch says:

    Apparently Balls is grabbing her by her hair with the left hand and…..well you can work the rest out yourself.

  25. 55
    voldersnort says:

    Just wait till I tell your Irish friends that you’ve awarded a prize to someone called Ollie Cromwell.

    Mwahahahah.

  26. 58
    INSANE IDIOT says:

    CANT STOP LAUGHING ! Nothing To Do With The Winning Caption ! Just The Way I Was Born

  27. 60
    BOFL http://ageofkali.blogspot.com/ says:

    i would imagine balls thinks of mc mentals fat wobblying body every time he sucks yvettes cock!

    how i wish they would all disappear.

  28. 62
    Book Tim - Taylor says:

    Mornington Crescent!

  29. 67
    caesars wife says:

    Well done ollie and Guido for only the second time in recorded fawkesian history that a prize has been so publically awarded .

    hacks camped out at downing street waiting for Ruin to appear , curtains twitch , door opens slightly , police officer moves to one side !!

    nicky robinson : “would the prime minsiter like to make a staement on the lockerbie decison ”

    downing street house keeper :” I think he already has , were opening the door to let the stench out ”

    just in case milliband thinks hes got away with it .sort of fits now his terrorist are justified article .

    camerons called gordon a coward , oh i dont know the silence stinks of complicty to me

  30. 73
  31. 77
    INSANE IDIOT says:

    Rich and mark to win the next one !

  32. 78
    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    Ed is a bit deaf
    He thought McMental said
    “Maori me darling”

  33. 81
    Moley says:

    Horrible picture. I’d sooner stare at a cat’s arse. Glad I missed the competition.

    Guido. Is there any chance of a link so that we can contribute to the Irish “No” vote campaign?

    • 88
    • 102
      thick as thieves says:

      I do not fucking believe it moley but you and I seem to have stumbled upon some common ground. I get slightly concerned when that happens.
      indeed the other week I found myself in agreement with anti social citizen on another issue which left me feeling temporarily disconcerted.
      oh, and you did well to miss the competition because it was a load of shit.
      some c’unt called ollie won it. what a fucking stupid name.
      I didn’t win and I’m a bit pissed off about that right now.
      never mind all that shit, regarding your comment on the Irish vote: I wish to state my position quite clearly on the matter. it is this: I will strain every sinew and ounce of my vast intellectual capabilities to ensure my friends in Ireland do not allow themselves to be tricked into being subjugated to a foreign power.
      they are freemen. and we, the English, thanks to gordon brown the scottish MP, are not freemen.
      ’tis surely the ultimate irony that it is going to take and actually depends upon the good Irish people to protect the rights of English men.
      the Irish will not allow themselves to be subjugated by the EU.
      no fucking chance. read some Irish history if you do not believe me, it will soon change your mind.
      that communist barroso will just have to swallow it.
      NOTE TO BARRO EU COMMUNIST TRAMP: TOUGH SHIT BARROSO YOU FUCKING COMMUNIST BASTARD YOU WILL HAVE TO FIND SOME OTHER MUGS TO SCROUNGE OFF YOU FUCKING WANKER THE ENGLISH AND IRISH HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR FUCKING SCROUNGING YOU USELESS BEGGAR CRACKWHORE!
      DON’T BOTHER BEGGING FROM THE SCOTTISH BASTARS FOR THEY HAVE FUCK ALL! THOSE C’UNTS WILL BE BEGGING FROM YOU MOTHERFUCKER
      AND DON’T TALK TO ME ABOUT ESPANA YOU WHORE WE DRAGGED YOU SPANISH C’UNTS OUT OF THE FUCKING DIRT YOU HAD NOTHING YOU FUCKING CHANCER NOTHING BUT OLIVE TREES AND WE DRAGGED YOU OUT OF POVERTY AND INTO THE MODERN WORLD AND NOW YOU WANT TO BE OUR BOSS? FUCK OFF BARROSO YOU COMMUNIST CHANCER
      TAKE YOUR ILLEGAL UNCONSTITUTIONAL LISBON TREATY AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ARSE YOU FUCKING RIMMER WE ARE TURNING OFF THE MONEY TAP YOU MOTHERFUCKER WE HAVE HAD MORE THAN ENOUGH OF GIVING MONEY AWAY TO UNGRATEFUL CRACKHEAD BEGGAR TRAMPS LIKE YOU BARROSO YOU FUCKING NAZI!
      FUCK OFF BARROSO YOU LARDY ARSED WANKER!
      innit.

      • 104
        shelling-out says:

        I think your meds are wearing off, Thick.

      • 110

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmTOo6avlZ0

        BTW.

        Anti Citizen One = The Freeman, fighting against an authoritarian nightmare.

      • 111
        nell says:

        But Tat – tony and cherie already have their crowns of gold and rubies and diamonds and their robes of ermine, designed and made , ready for their coronation as the first President and his Lady of the EUSSR.

        You wouldn’t disappoint them would you??

        • 125
          thick as thieves says:

          nell, there is more chance of tony ‘thewarcriminal:1st Class’ blair being assassinated than of him becoming the president of the corrupt EU’s council of fascists.
          if the EU parliament is europe’s idea of democracy then the europeans had better fuck off back to the drawing board.
          the lisbon treaty has no legal status in this country because there already is a superior British Constitution which at its centre lies the jewel in the constitution’s crown: the Supremacy of the British Parliament. and another jewel is ofcourse Her Majesty, a supreme part of a supreme parliament, a sovereign existing peacefully alongside democracy. a highly evolved form of democracy indeed. it took us a long time to get to this position.
          and that is a non negotiable postition and one gordon brown had neither power nor authority to sign away when he fraudulently signed the lisbon treaty.
          supremacy of parliament is an inherent and permanent feature of our constitution.
          politicians are not permament, they are merely temporary tenants and as with tenants they have no rights whatsoever over the freehold of the place they temporarily inhabit. the politicians got rather carried away with themselves and have created much enhanced career paths for themselves the greedy self serving c’unt, eh?.
          the whole EU thing stinks. it is a politicians paradise and so should be dismantled as quickly and as ruthlessly as possible.
          the EU anti democratic machine must be destroyed at all costs and with all available peaceful means. resistance is a duty.
          oh, and the EU can throw that lisbon treaty piece of shit straight in the fucking bin.
          doesn’t hold water ‘fraid. not in this country anyway.
          we already have our own superior constitution innit.
          KEEP IRELAND FREE – VOTE NO

        • 131
          Lost in the darkness of "Democracy" says:

          But, if as now, the encumbent government choose to ignore the superior British constitution,what hope do we have?

        • 136
          nell says:

          123 tat – I do hope you are right!!

        • 137
          A Pensioner says:

          TaT – well said. I can see no reason why a subsequent Goevernment cant revoke any EU treaty. What are the frogs and the huns going to do? Invade?

        • 163
          No Future for You says:

          What subsequent government? Camerons?

        • 164
          Ivor Schwartzporsche says:

          135. Yes they could invade if you read the comments in this article:
          http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/telegraph-view/6073833/The-EU-is-hardly-value-for-money.html

        • 182
          Engineer says:

          Spot on, TaT. Absolutely right.

        • 197
          Weighed in the balance says:

          Agree with the sentiments,but Mr Thick is living in cloud cuckoo land if he thinks his view will come to pass.
          STAND BY FOR INCOMING!

        • 214
          Budgie says:

          Sir Robert Howard who helped to draft the 1689 Bill of Rights stated that “… the people’s rights … were not grants from the King, but recognitions, by the King, of rights that have been reserved … unto us, by common law and immemorial custom.”

      • 118
        INSANE IDIOT says:

        For The First Time I Can Recall ,I Agree With You !

      • 121
        INSANE IDIOT says:

        When we eventually do turn the tap off How about getting our Serious Fraud Office to reclaim All the proceeds of crime from the likes of the Kinnocks,Blairs,etc ? also a thorough examination of the likes of Mangledbum need to be carried out !

      • 128
        gordon brown ruined my life says:

        I did notice how the Irish seemed to have gone off Europe since they became net contributors. Spain wasn’t the only country to be dragged out of poverty by the EU.

      • 160
        Ivor Schwartzporsche says:

        Tat. I take back almost eeverything I said about you in the pub. That was a fine comment. Well put and it should be orated on audio via this blog when technically feasible

      • 180
        righty right wing (mrs) says:

        Firm, robust & fair as ever Tat.

      • 200
        006andahalf says:

        Charming

      • 206
        Stalker hunter says:

        I believe that you are cured. My work is done (for now).

  34. 84
    nell says:

    I don’t understand why the papparazzi haven’t invaded kirkcaldy to try and get a shot of him to make sure he’s really alive. Now everyone just thinks he’s being cowardly – bit much for a man who has just written a book on courage!!

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/6083013/Gordon-Brown-cowardly-over-Lockerbie-silence.html

    • 90
      South of the M4 says:

      Does anybody know if he really did actually do any community work – or was it all hot air & PR ?

      • 95
        nell says:

        I’d have thought he’d want to make some pr/political capital out of it if he had done some community work.

        It was suggested that he might do some dry stone walling – presumably that’s a feature of the kirkcaldy landscape. (But I thought that was gordon being snooty – as dry stone walling is one of Prince Charles’s well known hobbies.) Maybe he could try delivering meals on wheels or weeding pensioners garden but think of the cost of the team of security officers that would have to cover him.

        And really – what sort of community work would he be fit for?

  35. 86
    RavingMad says:

    no sign of Gordon, but, hows about this:

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2009/aug/24/england-cricket-team-no-10?commentpage=1

    he certainly enjoys the ‘afterglow’ – what a shit Brown is!!!

    • 132
      INSANE IDIOT says:

      They should tell him to get fucked The Jock Squatter of downing street. England won the ashes NOT! Jockland, Who Have Never Won Fuck All !

  36. 91
    Moley says:

    On Afghanistan.

    USA has 57,000 troops in Afghanistan and needs more.

    http://www.nytimes.com/2009/08/24/world/asia/24military.html?ref=world

    There has been a suggestion that Germany withdraws its troops.

    This isn’t just a British problem, it’s a NATO problem, and we shouldn’t be discussing it in isolation.

    • 99
      Engineer says:

      It would seem that not only do we not know what the Afghanistan mission is any more, the Nato top brass don’t know either – or they don’t believe in it.

      • 106
        INSANE IDIOT says:

        It’s About Oil And Gas !

        • 224
          Longshanks says:

          Partly, but also it aids the new world order as destroy national foces by continuous war eases the introduction of a supra national euroforce. It also ramps up debt for the moneychangers to benefit from and keeps the military industrial complex happy.

          In dulce et decorum est pro patria mori.

      • 108
        nell says:

        Public support in America for this 8 year war has waned.

        Admiral Mike Mullen says that despite the addition of 17000 troops “the situation is serious and deteriorating”

        So more importantly than NATO our Armed Forces need our relationship with America maintained, because after America with its 57000 troops we are the next biggest contributor.

        If America decides eventually, because of increasingly hostile public opinion demanding an end to the war, to up stumps and take themselves home, our lads , the one’s who have died, and the one’s who will continue to die because gordon’s govt isn’t providing them with the necessary equipment, will have died needlessly and for nothing.

        Let’s face it gordon’s government with £35billion MoD black holes, troops in a war zone with poor or no equipment, american relationship teetering on the brink because of megrahi – has really messed up bigger than big time.

  37. 93
    Boogaloo says:

    Brown is on sky.com trying to explain himslef

    • 97
      shelling-out says:

      They found him! Where was he hiding?

      • 98
        two tons says:

        I cannot believe he is wearing a baseball cap and sun glasses?? wtf is going on has he finally lost it?

        Also, well sais Michael White today

        “Why does Brown say nothing? Because he is a weak leader in a weak situation. In the end, that’s about all there is to it.”

        • 114
          nell says:

          What the Guardian did say today that was interesting is that it has taken a poll of its own readers and that that poll shows labour is losing ground and that labour’s hopes of a summer fightback are now dashed.

          The poll= Con 41 – Lab 25 – LibDems 19 and this the opinions of predominantly labour oriented people.

        • 142
          Engineer says:

          If that’s a Guardian poll, I wonder what results the non-politically-aligned pollsters are getting?

          I don’t suppose the Libyan fiasco will have helped Labour, though oddly enough, I think the right thing has happened in returning Al-Magrahi. If we get some oil business out of it as well, that’s a bonus.

          The masters of spin and news management are being panned for doing the right thing. Oh the irony…

    • 100
      nell says:

      gordon on sky??in a baseball cap and raybans?? What a spoof!! You must be watching a different Sy to the rest of us!! Although I admit it would be fun to see gordon in suit/tie/baseball cap/raybans and white trainers. What a laugh!!

      What the reporter on Sky did say a little while ago was that gordon was expected back in no.10 tomorrow and that a statement might then follow.

      However, I thought I read somewhere that he’s not planning to come back to London until 5/6th September.

      I still think he’s unwell.

  38. 109

    A REQUEST.

    Michael Yon is a blogger doing proper journalism in Afghanistan. He’s been canned by the MoD for no real reason. If you work for the MoD and want to reverse this PR disaster then maybe you should have a word.

    http://www.michaelyon-online.com/bad-medicine.htm

    • 113
      nell says:

      Thanks for that I’ve added him to my addresses.

      As for this labour MoD. They don’t like truth so they’ll try to stifle it.

      What’s the saying – “truth will out”

      In any case I have a feeling with gordon’s govt that chickens are increasingly coming home to roost in larger and larger numbers”

      This labour govt is drowning – too slowly for most of us – but drowning all the same.

    • 126
      nell says:

      An update as Guido says.

      Michael Yon is blogging from Afghanistan’s frontline and doing a great job – although why he hasn’t appeared on Guido’s blog before now I don’t know.

      The MoD doesn’t like him telling the truth – what a surprise – please just visit his site and post a word of support. I’ve done it and will keep watching what he reports about the war.

      http://www.michaelyon-online.com/michael-s-dispatches/

      • 174
        rick says:

        Am I missing something? – this Yon fellow seems to be glorifying the war. Nothing there to worry this Government.

      • 175
        Ivor Schwartzporch says:

        124 Nell thanks for the link-I recommend it-shocking reality

  39. 115
    two tons says:

    Prime Minister Gordon Brown congratulated the team on their triumph.

    “I want to send my congratulations to the England cricket team for their superb achievement in winning the World Cup,” said Brown.

    “It was a thrilling game and the whole country can be immensely proud of the spirit and skill the team showed in beating New Zealand.

  40. 117
    cuntspotter says:

    gordon is holidaying on hampstead heath

  41. 124
    val doonican says:

    A scene from last years Labour Party Conference.

  42. 127
    ERMINTRUDE AND DAISY says:

    O/T Blunkett Attacked By A Cow ! He Didn’t see that comming ! Even We Cows Have Had Enough Of MooooLie_Bore !

  43. 133
    New Labour New Danger says:

    hey do you reckon bill o rielly gonna blow a gasket on fox tonight about the scots ?

    • 141
      nell says:

      Let’s get this libya thing into perspective and look at gordon’s roll in meeting the libyan leader 6 weeks ago and telling him to have a muted homecoming for megrahi.

      Then let’s look at mandy’s contribution – his very strong friendship with NatR – OlegD and Libya’s heir.

      They all attended Saif’s 37th birthday party in Montenegro, where they have strong financial interests, just days ago . They are all pals.

      They like to think, we the public- are dumb. They are idiots.

      • 146
        New Labour New Danger says:

        i heard the scottish msp on the parlimant channel , i sort of get his point , but 270 lives lost i cant deal with that .
        the blokes a murderer .
        and backroom deals with scum is what new labour do

      • 150
        Engineer says:

        It was a bit naive of them to assume that Libya wouldn’t celebrate a coup of that nature, and it would have been better to keep quiet and let them get on with it.

        There is a lot more to emerge about Lockerbie and it’s related doings, but it’s going to take years – possibly decades – before the full truth is publicly known. The Yanks have got a lot to hide, I suspect. The official outrage gives the impression of people who doth protest too much….

        • 152
          New Labour New Danger says:

          doubt it , mass media and the fact the libyans are shouting there mouths off

      • 159
        No Future for You says:

        The public are fucking dumb. The public watch Emmerdale,Britains got talented arseholes,GMTV,Jonathan Ross,Jeremy Kyle. The public buy newspapers. The public voted New Labour three times in a row. The public will think that as long as their house has increased in value since last year,all’s right with the world.
        Who are the idiots? Mr and Mrs Balls? I’d be happy to be called an idiot with their income and pension plan.

  44. 147
    Chief Engineer says:

    Operating Instructions for those who can’t see McDoom but ‘would like’ to do so

    Click on the link to the Red Rag, and then all will be revealed.

    Maybe this Interlinking is why Ollie won, ’cause it still ain’t that funny

    • 154
      Engineer says:

      Oi! Don’t get cheeky with your screen-name….

      • 156
        Super Doopa Chief Engineer says:

        dont you start

        • 162
          Engineer says:

          Watch it, or I’ll set TaT on you.

        • 165
          Seconds Out says:

          Looks like spanners at dawn!

        • 170
          nell says:

          See how these labour people attack??!!

          I think this one’s ChrlieWhln. Idiots!!

          They are so easily identifiable.

        • 178
          Seconds Out says:

          I’m sure you are a lovely lady Nell,but you are also a 100% fruitcake. Anybody that disagrees with your conservative at all costs view of politics is automatically labelled as NuLabour smear merchants. Can you not grasp the fact that some people are sick of the whole corrupt edifice that is British parliamentary democracy?

  45. 149
    New Labour New Danger says:

    felt really bored and went to labourlist i see charles has turned up there

  46. 161
  47. 167
    nell says:

    Gordon is too fat to criticise obesity in others!!!!

    http://deadlinescotland.wordpress.com/2009/08/23/8768-1666/

    • 172
      Engineer says:

      Maybe that’s why Gordoom has been so quiet – he’s been on a three-week crash diet and exercise programme. He’ll return to Downing Street next week looking like a fell-runner, ready to reduce the nation’s weight by introducing legislation banning being obese, chubby or even a bit porky. Quite how he is going to cope with TWatson remains to be worked out.

      Even more points pruned from Labour’s diminishing poll ratings, then.

  48. 185
    nell says:

    Talking about Fat One’s Let’s not mention The ‘TWT’ Mint HumBug , Edballs CharlieWhln or LdGgeFlks etc etc………………

    Good Night. God Bless. Please Keep Our Lads In Afghanistan Safe.

  49. 187
    two tons says:

    Brown is only fat because he gobbles too much cheese & chutney

    I believe he even has a special cupboard to store his chutney selection

  50. 205
    tat says:

    You are a Hoon.

  51. 207
    caesars wife says:

    Do you think Salmond pulled it off ?? i dont

    Labour are trying to control the net folks , while ruin is off line , i think it can be circumvented , not so keen on democracy are they !

    food scare program was a little better tonight , but still missed some key issues like is it lack of food that kills people or the corrupt governments that strip local agriculture for cash and let own people starve . nice try !
    plundering cheap fish from african waters is wholly supported by the EU.
    Didnt show in deatail how use of fish and sand eels , for other food products or feeds harms the enviroment . Sand eels is Eu fishing policy and removes food from ecosystem for larger fish and sea birds.
    did not show huge ammounts of rain forest lost to soya or palm oil productons or comment on science bit about what sequesters most CO2.
    labour lite for veggies like Hillary.

    climate camp brewing , wonder if it will be unbiased ?.

    No show from ruin is totally shaming his government , country needs to recall parliment , i dont think he knows what he doing anymore

  52. 217
    two tons says:

    Where is Brown? – this is beyond any joke

    He will probably come out with some complete shite about being “entitled” to a holiday

    If that is a case he should fuck off and become a school teacher

  53. 220
    Thats News says:

    That WAS good, wasn’t it?







Sarah Palin said…

“A year later, I gotta ask the supporters of all that, ‘How’s that hopey, changey thing working out for ya?’ “



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