Purnell’s Pig-Sty II
James Purnell has always been a bit shifty with his main residence claims – they tend to get flipped depending on what is the most rewarding in terms of expenses and capital gains dodges. He also got into a bit of trouble for leaving his old flat in a disgusting state. Purnell’s constituency “primary residence” (pictured here) looks like a dump.
Guido knows he is hardly ever there, but now he has time on his hands he could make a bit more of an effort…
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dirty thieving pig.
You’re all just jealous!
I think Purnells house looks a bit like like Balmoral if you squint your eyes very tightly and look at it through a milkbottle.
That’s how a professional does things.
Can’t see what all the fuss is about it’s only a 19th Century merchant’s house.
Still – when you think about it at least this government’s troughers are consistent.
After a lifetime of living in the pig sty that is New Labour thoroughly trashing the economy must have come as second nature to them.
My Balmowal does me warther nicely and is not at all like that place.
I like your smile, sir. It sets your hook nose off nicely. All the better for troughing with?
Come round to one of my places.
Nice of you to fess up you camp bastard.
Is that a moat I see or is it an old bathtub?
It’s a Duck House.
Sadly it’s a chav Duck and has let the place go somewhat with a shack of filthy foreigner Chiffchaff’s moving in next door.
please don’t call a jew a Pig. Its not very Kosher
Have you seen Harman’s hedge?
Fnnnar ?
No man has seen her bush for years.
does she have a bush ? or is she really a man like ed balls ” wife”
Seen her herb garden. Sparsely, Age, Loathesfairy and Slime.
That’s the dear lady’s hairstyle. I think there’s something living in it.
mr and mrs squirrell are pleased to announce the birth of their offspring, born in the year of our toad, this august day in the year 2009, in the mop that was formerly the deputy leader of the new labour party. all suggestions for names will be gratefully received…
What about SCIURUS vULGARIS for the red head, and SCIURUS CAROLINENSIS for the grey haired invasive one?
Harperson’s hedge ? that’s privet property, surely ?
All property is theft. Socialise Harperson’s hedge!
Did you know that “hedge” is one of the oldest words in the language? It is allied to “haw”, meaning a hawthorn berry (but also itself meaning “hedge”), traceable to the Anglo-Saxon “haga”, meaning an enclosure or yard: such enclosures often being formed by hawthorn hedges.
Hawthorn is still a popular hedge-plant today. I could go on, but fear a pelting with bottles and sundry, less pleasant, missiles, so shall desist.
Ahd, unfortunately many ancient hawthorn hedges have been uprooted during the past years so that unscrupulous farmers can make way for gigantic fields, inevitably to enhance their profits. Hedge birds too have suffered because of this.
I found it hilarious how he ‘jumped ship’ thinking he was going to bring down Gordon Brown and topple the Government and, er, didn’t…
He might get another shot before too long you know.
The plotters did not go away and they might shove a stalking horse up just so Millipede and Jonhson can claim to have clean hands as they take down Brown.
The polls have not budged and Brown and Mandy promised the Labour ranks they would back when the sh*t hit the fan. Not every Labour backbencher in a marginal seat may be endlessly patient if they see the writing on the wall.
It will be one of the most interesting Labour Party Conferences for quite some time that’s for sure. Not because of anything going on in the hall but because of all the plotting in the Hotels and Bars.
>the Labour ranks
“Rank” is the word, all right.
I find the phrase ‘interesting Labour Party Conference’ rather difficult to stomach.
If the political Titans you name – Millipede, the Postman, Mandy and ‘Labour backbenchers’ – have not been able to grow enough backbone to get rid of such a completely useless character as Snotty already you can guarantee they won’t suddenly grow it now.
what a tramp he is
you’re inviting doom using that word around here freddie
you know who’ll be along in a second
who ? dolly ? mcbride ?
now you’re being cheeky freddie.
who was the mp who had the cheeky girls ?
lanky limpdick.
I don’t even think he shagged her, she just let him have a sniff innit.
the loony lib dem , whatever did she see in him ?
She obviously thought all his talk about deep impact was true.
Wasn’t she seeking a British passport? Or was that just a malicious rumour?
She had two nice arses. One behind and one at her side.
Limp Bizket MP apparently now has an attractive model as his girlfriend. How does he do it? Look into my eyes, not round my eyes………
Date rape drugs?
A bit of a conversation stopper that one, wasn’t it?
I’ll just get my coat.
Sorry everyone.
round here you would get the local council on your case with the threat of a fine
I wonder what group he falls under to skip the fine: Gypsy, asylum seeker, drug dealer or member of the Labour party?
Membership of the last category surely implies membership of at least one of the others, probably all three.
Well if it isnt the bloody australlian!!
You don’t understand – he doesn’t need to have a kitchen at all!
He could live on takeaways from Le Manoir aux Quat’Saisons, airlifted down by helicopter if he wanted to because he’s an MP, innit?
And it’s a necessary expense.
No, it’s us eejits who are cooking our own food.
Tonight’s menu at Schloss Sarah: quiche with green salad, no wine (sob).
Husband has turned both teetotal and vegetarian at one fell swoop.
I’m here if you fancy a bit of meat luv.
Don’t pay no heed Sarah, sure there’s plenty of meat around here, but most of it has gone flabby and well past it’s sell by date, and that’s just the host.
Oh now that’s just wrong,one yes but not both!!eeep!
Your husband won’t last. Either he’ll give up the vegetarianism or … I leave it to your imagination.
We have evolved to eat MEAT. Tell him he is committing suicide.
It’s a man thing, never do anything by halves. This is a man who used to think that the main food groups were: crisps, beer and chips, oh, and curry for the vitamins.
It’s not enough to just swap the occasional bag of pork scratchings for a carrot, or drink the occasional glass of water. It’s all or nothing.
He’s also joined the gym, and is going regularly.
And you know what this means – that I have to keep up!
Yep, vegetarian diets lack Vitamin B, Which is vital for nerves and thus mental health.
Hence, the lentil munching green party
Can’t be right, I’ve been vegetarian for 20 years, and felt no ill effect. (Well, I do enjoy spending time on this blog). I think men believe there are aphrodisiac qualities in meat! Never enjoyed eating anything with eyes!
Before someone informs me, I know potatos have eyes!
The ayes have it! the ayes have it!
By removing the kitchen he avoids council tax
Can’t his neighbours get a council tax reduction?
It’s called blight. We’ve all been blighted by ‘em Labour facists
Not ‘blight’ but ‘shite’ when talking about Labour
Well I’ve had dealings with the fucker, and I can safely say he’s so slippery that he wouldn’t be able to pick up any item of cleaning apparatus. His office was spotless though…
Don’t worry peeps, I’ll have that rubbish photo shopped outta there in no time.
‘peeps’ what are you on
Dozens of oil tankers are currently anchored side by side off Southwold to transfer oil from smaller ships to larger supertankers, prior to onward voyages around the world when prices rise.
Massive environmental risk to the coastline if the transfer lines break for any reason but Southwold is the only authority who will issue the required transfer licences….someone is making a bundle out of this and its not Adnams the brewery also at Southwold…come on Guido investigate!
You do it.
Well, from here I can’t see a bloody thing
Very good, although I would have thought you could see Tony Blair’s pyloric sphincter from where you are.
More likely he’s up tony blair’s pyloric sphincter. That’s where he’d like to be!
Isn’t Southwold a shithole anyway and if there was “environmental” damage nobody would know the difference?
yes
Julian! Go to http://www.marinetraffic.com/ais. Position the view to Southwold and set it at 5 miles range. There are currently 30 vessels at anchor. The water there can be 20 to 30 metres deep and at this time of year not too exposed. Also there are tugs in attendance.
Mind you that doesn’t mean there couldn’t be a problem, at night, strong south-westerly, driving rain, wind over tide making it lumpy, dragging anchors followed by power failure followed by difficulty taking a tow on board. Oooh! Scary! Don’t worry they’ll most probably run aground at Lowestoft.
Lots of the ships are down to their marks so full of oil. Are they waiting for the price to go up on the Rotterdam spot market? If so all they have to do is to lift the hook and turn East.
Next time you are having a pint of Broadside at The Lord Nelson, especially after dark, nip outside and look for the lights twinkling away into the distance. It has been like that for weeks.
Sorry should have been ‘South-Easterly’
Another point Julian, it is often the case that the big ships transfer oil to smaller ships. Known as ‘lightening’ it is regularly used to reduce a bigger ship’s draught thereby enabling it to enter shallow harbours etc.
Hmmm, there are one or two important nature reserves such as Minsmere, Dunwich Heath and the one between Aldeborough and Thorpeness out that way.
The good thing is that the coast thereabouts is not rocky so any tanker running aground will wind up on a sand bank with, hopefully, less damage than nasty pointy rocks that would rip open the hull plating.
The nature reserves are inland and would be protected to a large extent from slicks. The risk is a function of the type of oil, the quantity, the tidal and wind conditions and how quickly the spill can be contained.
No, the reserves are coastal and an oil-slick would produce a most agreeable shitstorm from the RSPB; Minsmere is their premier reserve and a big money-spinner for them.
Sorry VF, I meant the main part of the reserve is on land next to the sea. Not sure if a slick would affect the Wheatears, Marsh Harriers and the Bitterns. Agreed, the RSPB would wind themselves in to a veritable tempest of environmental indignation, but they would have to remember that most of the members and visitors to the site arrive by courtesy of the internal combustion engine.
Why is it that the RSPB recently issued a statement about feeding exhausted bees? Is that what the ‘B’ in their name stands for, or are they poking their noses in? I wish they would shut up about bees and foxes and tell us all their policy on the ownership and control of the domestic cat!
OMFG! OIL! On frigging SHIPS! Call the police!
They’ll be refining the stuff into a highly flammable form and putting some in everybody’s car next.
yer kiddin’???
A cabby told me he had Oil in the back of the cab once.
Southwold?
Thats where our one-eyed idiot of a PM holidayed last summer – along with his beige ‘casual’ suit
Disaster is bound to strike
>his beige ‘casual’ suit
I’ve never heard her called that before.
Mandelscum has a pair of beige casual trousers.
See, what happens when you cut MPs expenses? Hundreds of builders going out of business overnight leaving countless projects unfinished.
As we paid for them can we take our flagstones back?
Not that I’m an expert mind you, but if you look very closely at a certain piece of junk on the table, you’ll see that it is in fact a sideboard-twirler and steamer…
It is the forerunner of the next stage in preen – the large bushy moustache setter and corrugator…
So it appears that our mucky friend is at last planning to look like Jimmy Edwards!
‘Sideboards’ is a polite term.
Where I come from we calls ‘em Buggers’ Grips
I think I can make out what housewives call a “sleeve board”, a sort of mini ironing-board just for doing shirtsleeves, or so I’m told. Has anyone met Purnell? What’s his grooming like on a scale of 1-10?
Also I think that’s a sledgehammer leaning up against the wall, handy if Gordon drops by.
Dont mock. That construction in the garden is probably where the help lives
what help he aint got a cleaner
freddie, shouldn’t you be getting some practice in at the nets you lazy сunt?
Perhaps Gordon Brown can come to some arrangement whereby they can share one.
do his expenses claims confirm that?
That’s not rubbish, it’s a BritArt installation, bought at great cost (expenses, natch) from Tate Modern or the White Cube gallery.
Somebody should tell Purnell that Nulab have quietly dropped the Cool Britannia thing.
It certainly looks more inviting than Tracy Emmin’s bed.
It IS Tracy Emmin’s bed!
A CLEANER to share with Gordy, I meant not a CXXX… Oh the perils of trying to reply and someone else’s post getting in first!
What a fucking pig. Good job new labia have instigated the landlord deposit scheme eh so wicked fucking capitalist landlords have to hand their depost over to the government to avoid ripping off saintly tennants like this Huhne.
We now live in a communist country, where your private wealth is taken by the government at every opportunity. You slog to buy your own flat, move on to a house rent out – gov holds the deposit and interest on it then decides if you have the right to charge for damage done by tennants.
Fuck Neu Labia, fuck the Blue Labour and fuck the limp dumbs all part of the same socialist EU inspirired sludge that is dumped on our heads daily.
Seconded.
Well said.
Bloody pikey glad to see the back of him and his dirty friends, especially that one he just called Mark, God knows what they got up to in there. If there’s a lawn mower in all that junk it’s mine.
A bit unfair Guido – he is one of the few who makes no pretence that he is anything other than a prime trougher by openly living like one.
‘Ere, that’s our lost DWP CDs there … wondered where they got to! He’s had them all this time
Surely that’s building material earmarked for Chihuahua City.
Well it’s official then,James Purnell is NOT gay.
No sign of any microwave Quiche wrappers in all that junk.
O/T but can we keep this quiet please ?
http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/121114/Labour-s-hidden-unemployment-6m-on-the-dole-
Those numbers were covered up by Prince Phillip and they are all unemployed because Princess Diana was murdered. The Express knows the truth!!!!
Dirty Des will not be silenced.
Too fugging right.
Little wonder it’s so busy in Poundland every hour of the fucking week.
There’s proof if any were needed that Purnell is not gay. I certainly wouldn’t let me bijou residence get into such a state.
Frankly I am disgusted at the state of the property.
Dirty kackers like James Purnell give gypsies a bad name.
It’s appropriate for a Labour MP to live like a pikey tinker scumbag, given that most of Labour’s support derives from pikey tinker scumbags.
Speaking of pigstys Milliban is up to his neck in shit too.
Our deep thinking Foreign Secretary has been musing that, of course, some Terrorism is justified….indeed it can be ‘effective’. In the case of South Africa this could be justified, he says, because the ANC had moved to attacking economic tragets rather than people – presumably like the Twin Towers, although the Foreign Secretary has conveniently forgotten all those political opponents of the ANC who were necklaced in the townships. Terribly incovenient that they were black, dontcha know.
So now we assume we can see a great shift in UK Foreign Policy. Are Tibetans fighting Chinese occupation brave freedom fighters whom we will support – as we once did the Taliban in Afghanistan? What about ETA? Will he support the violent overthrow of Mugabe? Chavez?
Our troops in Afghanistan must be overjoyed to know that they have behind them a Foreign Secretary whose moral backbone is as straight as his banana.
I mentioned yesterday that I was taking careful notes on his speech just in case I have to use it in my defence for future actions against New Labour to free England from this hated Jock Junta.
Dear mad fred 2 para retired
“this hated Jock Junta”.
What is this shite, you retard?
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
It’s OK George, he meant to say Jock Сunts.
As you were.
george, bugger off if you do not like it here.
I thought you had toughened up but I was wrong.
the EU will slit your throat george and you need all the friends you can get but you are too stupid to realise that.
oh well, you stupid scotch bastard.
Scottish Raj?
Tartan Tyranny?
Any of those float your boat Jock?
I have more. Many more.
Mad Feret, you are an arse . Good day to you.
What fucken hope have we of getting rid of this Government when thick arseholes of an English persuasion think the Cabinet et all are made up soley of Scots. With voters like this Mandleson, prescott, Harman, Hoon, Bleare, Millipede, Cooper-Balls, Blunkett , Straw and all will have no problem getting back in. Jesus No wonder you can fool most of the people some of the time.
“Purnell’s Pig-Sty II”
It’s an insult to pigs.
Pssst, anyone wnat to buy some votes for the President of Northern Kabul elections?
I can throw in record harvests of heroin too.
And if yer missus won’t shag you, we can get you an Afghan passport so you can legally starve, beat & have her against her will too.
Oh yes, the beacon of democracy in Afghanistan is burning brightly – & well worth the 18 year old squaddies we are sacrificing for the hearts & minds of the 7th century intellectuals there & the gold we are pouring in by the ton.
Rejoice – New Labours “democracy” is on the march.
I think Mr Farage understands us
It’s the new hidden manifesto. Not to be seen ’til after the next election.
For Afghanistan, a corrupt election at any price, and for us? well, we can’t even have a corrupt one, but then we’re not a democracy like Afghanistan?!
I hope so. If he turns out to be just like the greedy bas*ards we have in power at the moment, then we’re truly sunk.
“And if yer missus won’t shag you, we can get you an Afghan passport so you can legally starve, beat & have her against her will too.”
He’s got my vote.
Dear downtrodden of wilmslow
I thought people in Wilmslow are minted, posh houses and the like.
What do you have to be unhappy about?
If you want to be pissed off then you should talk to my russian “friend” Svetlana, she will make you unhappy.
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
If it involves walking all over my back in stilettos, I really don’t mind that at all.
can anyone inform me what the “miliband banana incident” entailed?
I have googled it but get loads of rubbish.
He shoved a banana up his arse and shouted,” Who says I’m a pussy”!
Not up to speed on that one but my guess is he stole it from a chimpanzee on an all expenses paid fact finding mission to Chessington Zoo.
http://images.google.co.uk/images?rlz=1C1DVCB_enGB335GB335&sourceid=chrome&q=milliband+banana+photo&um=1&ie=UTF-8&ei=qsSKSsi5C9_OjAfm0u1g&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&ct=title&resnum=1
Try that but make sure there are no children in the room when you look at it
Miliband declared that we was every bit as straight as a banana.
And they don’t come straighter than us.
On 4 April 2005, the BBC reported about local elections in Birmingham:
“Election Commissioner Richard Mawrey QC upheld allegations of postal fraud relating to six seats won by Labour in the ballot of 10 June last year.”
“He criticised the government’s insistence that the current postal voting system was working, adding: “Anybody who has sat through the case I have just tried and listened to evidence of electoral fraud that would disgrace a banana republic would find this statement surprising.”"
Purnell’s constituency “home” in Broadbottom….(Guidos link), who writes this stuff (in the House of Commons claims department), gone from not believing anything about alleged residencies to not believing any of the expenses claims are even set in the real world. Lord Purnell of Broadbottom? Jonathan Swift cry your eyes out.
Well apparently he’s too busy to do any housework at the moment as he is exploring ‘ the utopian basis of left wing thought’ ready for his leadership challenge next year.
Dear All
I was looking the pictures of James Purnell’s flat and came across the sink.
It had a big brown stain in it.
Not being familar with the layout of the flat, was the kitchen and bathroom open plan?
The reason I ask is that I am wondering if he shit in the sink as a second toilet?
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
Us Mitcham boys have a thing about pissing in sinks but we draw the line at having a shit in one.
Purnell is a dirty fecker.
Dear So17
If he was to shit in the sink then I would suggest that he buys a potato masher on expenses to cram it (shit) down the plug hole while running the taps.
And on the subject of piss, my friend went to russia to see his bird, when there he needed a piss one night and as the toilet was broken he restored to other means.
He pissed in one of her family’s cooking pots!
Funny enough the people were upset when told!
Yours sincerely
George Laird
Hey, don’t those ruskies cut any slack for our quaint brit customs?
Dear doublespacer,
as far as I am aware he is not a member of the SNP, so the answer to your question is no George.
but perhaps his girlfriend did? Maybe she is SNP, eh?
Hope that helps shithead.
best retards etc
Dear Tat
You seem really sensitive about my question, why?
It was a quest for knowledge and here you are popping up with the subjective opinion.
Labour isn’t working brown noser!
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
george, how can I put this?
fuck off you dimwit.
you are an idiot george who wishes to break up the united kingdom for no good reason.
I have tried to warn you what will happen if you carry on with your suicide mission but frankly you are too much of a cretin to take heed.
and whatever you do george, don’t start wittering on about oil, you will expose yourself for the moron you are if you do.
only trying to help.
oh, and don’t try to associate me with the scum new labour party.
I would personally execute everyone of the dogs if I were in charge and hanging were legal.
we could make a right day of it!
that is all for now george, have a good think about what I have said.
you will be more intelligent for it you silly scottish man.
and haggis is an English dish, so you have to scratch around for some new culinary propaganda now innit.
Tat, you forgot to say that Alex Salmond is a grinning nutjob, or is that too obvious?
yeah.
Ta ta tatty ta.
definitely prime minister material that Purnell!
No. But he is the sort of rubbish person labour deserves for leader. But come to think of it so is mad hatty, mandy and militwit.
Call that dirty?
Not as dirty as this: In December 2008, Purnell proposed charging interest on crisis loans to the unemployed and pensioners made by the Department of Work and Pensions, which are currently interest-free, at a rate of up to 26.8 per cent per annum.
Trouble is despite all these superficial threats, and despite their manifesto commitment, Labour, the only party which could reform the welfare system, baulked at alienating their indolent “core vote” and continued their repression of the productive parts of the economy.
You don’t know what real dirty is.
http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:fXkx-gC_zUOAfM:http://www.cheddarmongers.org/prod/gallery2/d/16025-1/david-milliband-banana-415×275.jpg
Dear All
When is the caption comp coming back?
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
As soon as you upload that picture of you riding a donkey Georgie.
Dear Bonzo
What is a donkey?
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
You know, that hairy thing you fucked last night, or was that your missus?
Purnell’s flat is a microcosm of the UK after twelve long years of Labour misrule. Trashed, dirty, but who cares ‘cos I’m not paying for it.
Under the manorial system a bailiff was in charge of superintending the cultivation of the manor.
Hard to believe he was long regarded as some kind of rising star, potential leadership material even. I;ve never heard anything more than a typical bumbling mumbling local authority drone in him. He was screwing a ‘Newsnight’ producer for a while, which might account for the trivial bastard’s hype.
Actually, Sir William, we all paid for it. Mr Purnell claimed for a cleaner throughout his tenancy. Anyone with half a brain can see that this flat hasn’t seen a hoover for years.
He also (allegedly) claimed back the deposit he lost when his Landlord wouldn’t refund it, because of the awful state of the place.
Purnell’s expenses need to be investigated properly, along with all the other troughers.
dirty bitch!
I think even Kim and Aggie would balk at the sight of that flat.
He has a mouth like a Beirut doxy’s snapper.
He won’t come cheap then.
What a disgusting pig!
Don’t you know nuffing? Thats the entrance that he is building to his nuclear shelter
Dear Tat
“george, bugger off if you do not like it here”.
I like it here, tons of bastards kicking about, loads of wickedness and malice, second home for me.
“I thought you had toughened up but I was wrong”.
Of course I am tough enough you whingeing bastard!
“the EU will slit your throat george and you need all the friends you can get but you are too stupid to realise that”.
Oh, the ability to cut and paste, you used that line before on another threat,
“oh well, you stupid scotch bastard”.
BNP, Labour or Tory, all threads cut from the same cloth!
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
He’s got form for living in pig stys
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1173769/Revealed-The-filthy-rental-home-vacated-James-Purnell–1-600-cleaning-paid-taxpayers.html
How could Purnell claim £586 for “repairs” to a rented property? Surely this would be the onus of the Landlord.
more likely the anus of the Landlord
I hear that Michael Jackson is to be buried again in a private ceremony at the end of August. If memory serves me well, I thought he’dbeen burued already about two weeks ago???
the mind boggles – he’s not under all purnell’s rubble is he?
As most of MJ is plastic, would we know if he was?
wHAT i DID ON MY hOLIDAYS bY jAmes
http://www.fotosearch.com/STK018/lps3911/
He didn’t claim for a skip, then.
Oh he has, he has (10,000 of em) not heard about the favella in Rio De Janeiro?
Dear Tat
“george, how can I put this? fuck off you dimwit”.
You did put it but the answer is no!
“you are an idiot george who wishes to break up the united kingdom for no good reason”.
There is no united kingdom, just England suppressing the democratic rights of my country Scotland to be a free nation.
“I have tried to warn you what will happen if you carry on with your suicide mission but frankly you are too much of a cretin to take heed”.
Are all the smaller countries in the EU just as stupid because they broke away from Russia?
“and whatever you do george, don’t start wittering on about oil, you will expose yourself for the moron you are if you do”.
I thought we were exposing you on here.
“only trying to help”.
Real shit help you offer then.
“oh, and don’t try to associate me with the scum new labour party”.
You claiming New Tory?
“I would personally execute everyone of the dogs if I were in charge and hanging were legal”.
So, no to torture then, going soft?
“we could make a right day of it!”
Or if we had pilers, a couple of days.
“that is all for now george, have a good think about what I have said”.
I will.
“you will be more intelligent for it you silly scottish man”.
Learning already;
“you will be more intelligent for it you silly Scotsman”.
“and haggis is an English dish, so you have to scratch around for some new culinary propaganda now innit”.
I like Kebabs, salad, no sauce.
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
we are paying your way george so don’t get fucking cheeky with me you c’unt.
you have no sense of history and are therefore a slave to it.
I suppose we will have to wait until nature takes its course and reactionary bigots like you will die off and then we can review the relationships between the nations that make up the kingdom in a serious manner.
I am not holding a knife to anyone’s throat george, I am merely stating the obvious: the home nations forming a block gives all of us more strength militarily, diplomatically and economically.
you want your independence so badly you will let the EU slip a rope around your country’s neck to achieve it.
you are willing to whore yourself to europe yet you are narrow minded and unwilling to achieves an equitable settlement with your own neighbours. idiot.
things are changing around here george and you better decide whose side you are on you fucking turncoat. them or us.
the corrupt EU’s lisbon treaty is an unconstitutional document not worth the paper it is written on so be careful george, you are on thin ice traitor.
unlike the EU independence would be key to any settlement with the UK.
the truth is that you are the enemy of independence george.
you are the enemy of the scottish people.
seems to be the history of your country innit.
Dear Tat,
It would appear that you have comprehensively kicked me in the bollocks.
Yours sincerely,
Keith Lard
The Campaign for Scotchman’s Rights at Glasgow Polytechnic
c/o the English taxpayer
I am a tool. I have no friends. I fancy Steve Expat. I am a tool. I cannot have him. I am a cripple. He is a crackhead hobo and I am embarrased of myself and repetative. I am a tool.
Bloody Hell! That’s an utter disgrace! Can’t he employ someone to sort it ou,t if he can’t be arsed?
Thank god I do not live near him!
The Purnell Porker is not the best of porcine investments. Too much upkeep for very little return. Best stick with the better known Prescott Chipolata. Also very expensive to keep, but it’s farmyard antics will keep you amused during the lead up to the election.