Ancram: Toff Trougher
It is important to remember, as tributes are paid to Michael Ancram on his announced retirement, that he never failed to take any opportunity available to bleed the taxpayer. The wealthy Most Honourable the Marquess of Lothian made sure that we were charged to the fullest extent to maintain his stately home.
Nor should you forget that he was so completely lacking in self awareness that he quite ridiculously put himself forward as one of the candidates for Tory leader last time round. As if…
Bear all that in mind when you read all the tributes…
Good to clear out more of the old timers
pity, he’s a good freind
Why? Have you had a dip in his pool?
the tory old timers are the only hope you’ve got of making this country strong again you blithering idiot.
Meant to say a freind of Hamas
he’s called for a dialouge with Hamas and Hezbollhah. Good man. Will miss him
The “old timers” have all played their part in turning this land into the shithole it now is.
Some hope. Is there anyone other than Tebbit who hasn’t been cowed into compliant silence by the P-C mob?
Last time I was called a blithering idiot was in Latin class. Brings back memories. You are Mr Davies and I claim my £5.
A good feind is an oxymoron
Good to clear out the troughers, on all sides!
Glad you have your finger on the pulse, even from a distance Guido.
Sups well at Whites, though!
I trust everyone enjoyed Mrs. Dale’s latest smear attempt today? He’s preventing some critical comments from being printed on his website. I think that this ‘fascist’-naming exercise could come back to haunt him – he’s way off the mark on this one.
The guy’s losing it. It started with the expenses story when he sided with the troughers all the bloody way – especially in his defence of Fag Hag Nadine.
Then there was his glowing tribute to Andrew MacKinlay upon his retirement announcement (who he conveniently forgot to mention sits on the board of his magazine — which just happens to be edited by MacKinlay’s daughter)
Anyone who suggests that his site has “camp value” is smeared as a ‘homophobe’
The man is out-of-his-depth and living off the past glory of having potentially been a target of McPoison’s smears. He’s intellectually vacuous and will be found out as the empty shit-filled tosser that he is if and when Dave rolls into No. 10.
Didn’t a newspaper have to pay out some money in libel damages to someone not so long ago because of a piece written by Mrs. Dale?
Don’t usually read it but think I will now that you’ve drawn attention to it. Well done.
I thought Peter Brooke sang “Clementine”.
Correct.
Who gives a f***k about the Anglo Irish agreement
what is the extra * for?
frank ?
I’ve no idea either what the extra * is for
Its what you get from NuLiebor’s educashun educasun educashun, problems with both literacy and numeracy!
to be fair its not just labours fault. Look at Stavros and the Germans – expensive private educations and certifiably sub-normal.
Its what you get from … Irony or a victim?
to be fair its not just labours fault … Double irony or double victim?
That was Peter Brooke who sang Clemetine.
Surely Peter Brooke
Another one bites the dust. Good riddance to the rotten, thieving cυnt.
Well said sir!
Good riddance!
No doubt he will get a Quango job quite soon though.
And on a lot more money.
He is an out and out rogue of the first degree – and I am a Tory. Like Brown
he is a kidologist who has thrived on expenses for years. If he did not elect to go
he would have left David Cameron no option but to remove him. It has been
well orchestrated – and failure to get rid of him would have been wounding: He
is going WITHOUT HONOUR – I am sad; but GREED has no boundaries.
Can you really see Cameron removing a trougher who knows all the secrets when he han’t even had the balls to ditch Sniffer Osborne?
He’s not an earl any more, he’s The Most Honourable the Marquess of Lothian since his daddy died.
He could be The Bivouac of Billericay for all I care.
What about the Tent of Hatred?
The Akond of Swat?
The Nawab of Pataudi?
Just another one of the Parcel of Rogues! Good riddance!
Must have made a few bob over the years and i’ll wager his pension pot is fatter than Eric Pickles. But thats ok. Let him slip away to a wealthy retirement. After all,he didn’t enter politics not to get what he was owed. All the other thieves will pay tribute to his “service” and the electorate will return the same criminal gangs to power next year. Just like Norwich.
Sad but true – look what the retards of Salford did when they had the chance to make a difference recently.
TCOPO 160 – Ive tried but google doesn’t have a reference to them?
Slashed all four of Hazel’s tyres & smashed her windscreen? I’d say that’s beginning to sit up & take notice.
I’d say she’s probably not the last MP that will have a little local difficulty of the sort seen by Ms Chipmunk in the coming weeks and months.
The voters are waking up to how the MPs have been behaving, especially the champagne socialists living the high life at the expense of their relatively poor constituents.
Does anyone know how we can nominate Ben Brogan and Will Lewis for MBEs ‘for services to politics and journalism’?
despite all the support I and the other readers here have freely offered you, I see, judging by your erratic post, that you are back on the crack again steve.
you fucking wanker.
let me correct one of your crack addled sentences so it makes more sense tramp:
The voters are waking up to how the MPs have been behaving, especially the milionaire housing benefit scrounging c’unts like david cameron and gideon snortalot osborne living the high life at the expense of their relatively poor constituents.
there, that is better innit you fucking crackhead hobo.
stop using for fucks sake steve.
The rich Tories are usually rich by family wealth or their own enterprise – not a problem to most aspriational Tory voters, who know that a rich man will not vote for higher taxes on the rich.
The rich Labour MPs have usually got rich by being MPs, then they seek to hypocritically lecture their own supporters about socialism, whilst simultaneously living the high life themselves.
THAT is the diference…
a thief is a thief is a thief steve.
I don’t care what party these fraudsters belong to, if they are stealing from the public purse they are nothing more common thieves.
you seek to differentiate these thieves across party lines.
at the end of the day that exemplifies why you are a crackhead steve:
you have no morals.
that is what party politics does to people. you have sold your soul tramp.
not to reader: vote independent if you wish to save our democracy from crackhead tramps who smell of piss like steve expat.
Hmm, re-reading that I realise it could be misinterpreted in light of very recent events. I was of course referring to the vote of a few weeks back. It is still true however that you get the same answer when you ask someone from Salford their age or their IQ.
Michael is a valuable and respected member of the Conservative Party.
Being a real gent, he was perfectly entitled to plunder public funds so he could live in the manner to which he wanted to become accustomed.
Poverty now beckons.
i shall be organising a whip-round to help him out in his declining years.
don’t the whips organise whip- rounds
Whip-rounds are rare… We’ve got better things to do at the parliamentary bars…
Ah, whips, is that what MP’s like?
have a heart. send pizzas.
is the cυnt related to Jim Kerr?
Ancram’s got a simple mind.
Don’t You (forget about him)…
He is more likely to be related to Jim Kerr’s brother Juan.
Jim Kerr and Juan Kerr are one and the same.
Yeah, send ‘em down to the Waterfront.
Juan Kerr is on the German side of the family. I think he was involved in the aviation industry. You must therefore be looking for the Chinese link where the head of the family buisness is always called Wan.
I concur
‘I would on behalf of the house like to bid farewell to the honourable gentleman who over many years has worked tirelessly for his party,constituants and this venerable parliament. A collosus in politics, he will be sorley missed….er whats your name again?’
The Marquee of Bilericay I think it was
What a prime Huhne muscle.
I agree David. Us self-made entrepreneurs need to stick together and stand up to these toffs.
Sugar – da da da da da – hoony hoony
Hot legs hot legs frog legs I love you hooney
go easy on the superskunk motherfucker.
What a C U N T.
Is the Lords beckoning then? That’s where they all get put out to grass, so they can work a lot less and still fleece us.
Already a Lord with special rights to sit in the commons and make sure we get totally fleeced via that route!
Also a founder of the wonderful sounding Henry Jackson society, to spread liberal democracy, even if military force is required, sorry?
Truly a Lord among and Lord of troughers!
How is he allowed to sit in both Houses? What did he do to get that?
I thought “Ancram” or “Lothian” as he now is from 2004 being a hereditary peer(not a life peer) was dis-barred from the House of Lords by the “House of Lords Act 1999″ which is why he is still able to sit in the House of Commons but what do I know ???
He was a commoner when he became an MP, though able to use the courtesy title of the Earl of Ancram (or Earl Ancram? Not sure). By the time he inherited the Marquesate and became a peer, they had abolished the automatic right for peers to sit in the Lords so, fair’s fair, he was still entitled to sit in the Commons.
He has a life peerage already but it is not clear if he can sit in the Lords or not.
It is a hereditary peerage not a life peerage
For so long as the Sun newspaper survives people will always vote either Conservative or Liebor.
As long as the sun rises it seems people will continue to vote to be shit upon.
Shat.
Mаrk Oаten.
(Just thought I’d save someone the trouble)
….the sun doesn’t ‘rise’ or ‘set’ – the Earth merely turns…..
That’s what you think, mate.
Galileo,
As my mate Descartes nearly said…
Non cogito, ergo Sun?
A million Sun readers would not know whether to agree or disagree
A million Sun readers wouldn’t give a flying fuck as long as she had big tits.
You say that like it’s only The Sun that’s to blame – they’re all complicit in the big swindle. Granted The Sun has the largest circulation, but they all have an impact.
One of the most pompous and odious of troughers of the same ilk as The Wintertons, Sir Anthony “my Balmowal wee-tweat does me nicely and you oiks are just jealous”.
We can reveal that Sky’s weather girl, Lucy Verasamy will be leaving the channel at the end of the year. Lucy, famous for her super-slim figure and pencil skirts wants to spend more time with her family. Lucy’s skills include walking backwards in stilettos and waving her arms about.
Whatever happened to the lovely Lisa Burke? I’ve
stalked herworked in the same building as her.What have sexy weathergirls done to deserve having to spend more time with their families? So she’s obviously off to the Beeb then, giving Laura Tobin some competetion maybe?
What does Laura Tobin look like?
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One late night prank by the BBC graphics team…
Thanks, guys.
Not a bad-looking piece; I like her on the radio: sounds adorably vulgar, and of course there’s the lisp.
Mind you, she’s quite good at reading out the bollox the Met. Office produces. If only some of it were accurate, every now and again, it might justify the squillions we spend on it.
Leave it out she’s mine
Think there will be quite a few step downs due to been caught troughing, er, ill health/spend more time with my family etc
It won’t be because they’re broke.
Sorry to see old Crumb leaving under a cloud. He’s a thoroughly good egg in most ways, family name only a couple of centuries junior to mine, modest and hardworking. One can overlook the facts that he is a left-footer (not his fault) and a lawyer (we all have to earn a crust these days). He did have a bit of a problem though with MEUM and TUUM, as my old latin master used to call it, the distinction between my stuff and your stuff. It’s not so much that his expense claims were dishonest – he’s an aristocrat, after all – rather that they looked tawdry and middle-class.
Still, I’ll be raising a glass of the Taylor’s 1970 to Crumb after dinner tonight!
Barrister and QC. Keep up to date Sir Bill
In which sense is he a left-footer? Is he a right croaker or a pink oboist?
Personally I blame Bruce Robert (King of Scots) he pardoned too many of them. Thats why we have the most traitorous aristocracy in the world. I would have hung the lot of them, just to keep them honest.
You get a better class of trougher with the Tories, untrammeled by the mega levels of hypocrisy that you get with yer average socialist pigster.
It is indeed a dirty job but one which we must do.
Yo-ho
Let them eat Battenberg.
Or even Bilderburg
Don’t belieeve all zis crape about ze Bilderburgersas
You’re Ken Clarke and I claim my Cohiba.
Agreed and speaking of troughers when are we going to find out how much phony tony claimed?
There must be an electronic trail of payments in spite of the very convenient accidental shredding of his expenses.
There is no “must” about it, an electronic trail WILL and DOES exist. All we need is the Political Will.
Or a banker to cough
Why not just hang him anyway? No need for evidence or trial. hop, skip & UP ye go.
True, at least Ancram never said that the well off should be discriminated against (a la Mandy, failing to see the irony in announcing that from his friend’s Tuscan villa)
Now is a good time to remind everyone that this country is currently being run by an UNELECTED LORD. FFS ! How long are we going to put up with this intolerable situation ?
Forever………………….
Both the militant left, and ‘militant’ right
have no balls
All of us are like neutered toms.
Plus Adonis, Sugar, Sainsbury, Myners, et al. We call this a democracy?
I haven’t heard any one call it a democracy since facsim came in ’97 it’s the same facism that the USA got with modern republicanismdemocratismismism. Death to ism vote UKiP
We are in post-democratic times. The whole future is communautaire. The electorate are frivolous with votes and should rather be worried about important issues, like a dead toddler, or pig flu, or CO2, or any other directed media narrative of the day.
Your designated representatives will inform you in which direction your interests are best served.
Burmah is ahead of the game.
Sir
no Bordeaux tonight?
No. Just decant his super tennants to a claret jug.
Sir William’s favoured tipple is Woodpecker Cider, usually drunk on a bench outside the Library with a couple of other knights of the realm.
When will it end??????????
About midnight I think
ZANUCON is coming…
Lovely! There’ll be a string quartet and some of those Leo Strauss waltzes. I shall show my Mont Blanc to Sen. Feinstein……again.
Different world pal, different world….
31 Possibly apochryphal story about your left-footer pal.
Before the February 1974 election in East Lothian the Orange Lodge solemnly agreed to vote for Ancram as the Conservative and UNIONIST candidate for the constituency. Ancram won with a small majority.
There was another election in October 1979, but by then the Orangemen had found out to their horror that Ancram was Catholic and withdrew their support. Ancram lost his seat.
Oik the noo
So, in the tradition of the Scots, he stood for an English constituency. What do you think are the prospects of an ejected English MP gaining a seat in Scotland?
Er none.
I thought I could smell an Ancram
Similar to the odour of a farrier’s apron
there’s a film on sky now called:
McBride:Dogged
That’s got to be better than McBride Dogging
Fook SKY (unless Im on it)
a shotgun up the asre would have been better
you sad little hoon
said the sad little hoon.
I’m with freddie on this one.
shotgun – up arse – both barrels
I’m sure freddie would love it, the dirty little fuck.
creepy.
Better the Edward 2nd treatment,for mandy as well
It started in Scotland
ooh, ‘ello!
What?
Yeah, we love that sort of thing here, dick.
Anyone seen the Beano / Dandy Summer special?
F**k’ WHSmith! They ban any good reading stuffs!
Always remember Gentlemen,
ZanuLab were never Socialist
…just as the Cameroons aren’t really Tory.
Red/Blue/Red/Blue…..
Where did it all go wrong…?
The McBroons r 2 blame
Wasn’t me.
All english political parties are socialist in oppostion – thats what they get elected on. Once in power, they abandon all pro-working class policies and go straight for the pig trough.
promise the peons carrots then hit them with the sticks once they’ve gone through the charade of democracy to put us where we belong.
Alastair Campbell is quoted as saying that the only way for Labour to win was to get a leader who looked and sounded like a tory…Tony Blair…
How right he was!
No the English are Tory to a man/woman. They only vote Liebour when they are truly scunnered (look it up, its Scots).
Red = fire
Blue = water
twas ever thus.
both in large doses kill life.
So true, so sad!
Still a lot more we would like to go on both sides of the house.
As the Labour troughers are not as wealthy as chief swine Ancram, they have to stick around claiming expenses until they are kicked out.
It does give the Tories the upper hand that they appear to be clearing the fattest hogs from the sty, while Gordon sits idly by and does absolutely nothing on any front, never mind tackle expenses.
There will be a mass clear out of labour troughers at the next election….in fact labour could be wiped out totally if only The Boy Dave grew some.
You’ve had that… he’s a eunuch!
You have to say why is CMD holding back and why is he, in effect, protecting ZaNuLab from a sea of anger?
He could have destroyed them by now, any half competent opposition would have organised the attack dogs and be all over them, demanding to be in the studios to attack the incompetents, but no, not CMD.
Garbage like Smith, probably the most incompetent Home Secretary ever ( although postman Pat looks like giving her a close run for money ) only went because she had become a joke figure, entirely of her own making, Utterly useless Ainsworth, mendacious sociopath Bollock, inshallah warrior and all round trougher Malik, Blears, Straw, Fondlemince et al, along with McRuin, should have been picked off and routed years ago.
But no, CMD has some mild chastising critisism here, a gentle rebuke there, and …well thats it, that is always it.
The government changes topic and all is forgotten, until the next time some oafish “minister of state” makes some cringe worthy statement of obvious lies, only for CMD to say that while he broadly supports the government stance, he is concerned that enough is not being done and then begs Brown to look again at whatever the subject is that week.
CMD, like his hero Bliar, does not have a single principle in his body and it shows.
He needs a spine transplant, for sure. He could have knocked seven bales of smelly shit out of Zanu these past 6 months, blasted them out of the water like the creaking, rusty, stinking, clapped out old tug that they are.
Is he keeping his powder dry for a massive pre-election salvo?
I’m not holding my breath.
Dave realises that you do not win votes by appearing nasty. People don’t like the political Punch and Judy show.
Dave’s a spineless pinko tosser. He’s not a proper Tory. Are any of them? I can see where Tebbit is coming from when he urges people not to vote Tory at the next election. I won’t be a bit surprised if the BΝP get a huge result in the next election. And the Lab/Con/LIb charade will only have itself to blame.
david cameron is a useless c’unt.
he aint no thatcher.
end of story.
and gideon osborne is even more fucking useless than dave.
they are a pair of fucking jokers.
if dave and gideon are the answer to the question then the question must be: name two utterly useless fucking c’unts.
what would be best for the country would be a hung parliament.
Good evening Mr Thick as. If we get the hung parliament you so desire, who would you like to form a majority coallition, Lib and Lab, for another 5 years of Broon??
are you on a crack come down steve the tramp?
gordon brown in power, after the next election?
you’re having a larf you silly smackhead!
politically speaking brown is dead.
everyone knows that!
try to keep up steve, you have fallen behind.
I’m keeping up! If Brown is dead then who would you like to see as PM after the election?
Steve,
Thick Ass guarantees us that the Postman will be P.M.
I blame his drug habit which has crippled him.
Please don’t forget that Lord Ashcroft has already chosen 100+ new Conservative candidates to take the easier seats from sitting ZaNuLabour MPs.
Those trusty troups will, on balance, be supporting the more right of centre policies and will ensure – or indeed any Conservative leader – will march to THEIR tune.
Expect Dave to be more radical and effective than most of us expect.
He has the mandate – the economy and his newly elected community will demand it.
He simply has to be. He has no choice.
steve tramp,
you completely miss the point which tells me that you lying again when you say are keeping up.
that is not your fault ofcourse, it is the crack that affects your short term memory and logic circuits.
in the final analysis it matters not who is PM you imbecile.
a coalition government will return to the cabinet the two missing components upon which a succesful parliamentary democracy depends:
collective cabinet decision making and collective cabinet responsibility.
we have not had both those checks and balances operating since the day the war criminal tony blair walked into ten downing street.
you are a crackhead who is obsessed with celebrity and power steve.
those days are past, look where they got us, war and occupation.
methinks ’tis time for a more sedate and thoughtful parliament.
there are many important issues including the question of sovereignty and supremacy of parliament that have yet to be addressed.
it is time for parliament to face the constitutional crises that are engulfing it.
this is no time for parties to obsess upon a short term electoral victory for their own parties. only by pooling the talent from various parties will there be sufficient quality to form a government. no single party has enough good people in it to form a cabinet. these are the facts of the matter.
you and people like you are part of the problem steve.
innit.
antisocial citizen,
still a fascist occupier?
how’s that going for you?
not good.
oh well.
Any idea what the fuck that last comment was about?
troll alert,
you are too dim troll.
you would need to be an intellectual to understand.
but as you are not, you don’t.
spastic.
McBroon & Labour tackle expenses? Wash your mouth out, Sir or Madam. Don’t you realise that Labour’s raison d’etre is to trough in the sty & claim expenses? Otherwise how are all these pseudo ‘wo/men of the people’, from private/public schools & Oxbridge backgrounds going to afford their Champagne, their second homes, their cars & their boats? Without holding down a real job & working for their money that is. Old Banana Boy & Bruv, Harriet & her titled rellies, No-Balls & his boy-wife – hypocrites all!
Ancram = hoon, I do not recognise his grandiose title, it will die with him, he and his like have had their time making money off others’ backs,
Saor Alba
If only, if only!
funny old day shock horror child abuse , Mg rover quietly annouced , jaguar rover gets finance deal .Michael Ancram to stand down . All comming out of the woodwork .
not to worry ruin back next week , oh er ermm
they really do think we are thick. they are all at it and they don not get it……. except for dear old Auntie who can’t stop helping all its lefty matey bent twits.
True, Prescott was eating pies again on BBC radio 4 yesterday evening, talking piously about his time defending his sailing mates on ‘HMS Beagle’ as a waiter. He feels so compassionate about the poor working man !!! What a fraud!
Prescott’s just a fat, useless, blustering buffoon. All bluff and bluster and fuck-all up top. Not a single functioning brain cell. No wonder the country’s gone down the shitter. 12 years of Nu Labour have taken their toll.
Nice daughter(s) though.
Any pics?
Patient Grasshopper
I am, I waited 3 minutes to ask.
The troughing continues in St Boswells.
May all the Troughers rot whatever party they pretend to represent.
May JacquiJackboot rot,may Ginger Minger rot and may Eleanor Laing MP(Con.) Epping Forest rot.
They all have life long commitments to the Self Preservation Party.
They represent nobody other than themselves.
Ps.Back on topic, Yes,may Michael Ancram rot too.
Loteancram? Tasty!
OT. His Lordship found my book ‘Ringen sluttet’ a huge disappointment they tell me.
Just for the record, some will be wondering if there is this monment on YouTube from 1979.
The Earl of Ancram held Edinburgh South in 1979 with a 2,460 majority, over Labour’s Gordon Brown.
He may have been a serial trougher, but at least he put one over that one eyed Jock Bastard McBroon in 1979.
Good point – can anyone get this on YouTube?
Credit where it’s due
If anyone can find a video of Brown’s failure to get into Parliament in 1979, please post a link.
I don’t think there is enough use of the word chutney in relation to Gordon Brown and Peter Mandelstone
Lord Mandleson IS good to animals… he has given many a Chutney Ferret a warm home…God bless him !
Easy now!
ManGoBro Chutney?
Dear All
If it wasn’t for a bum ticker Ancram would be cramming in the expenses money.
Good to see him clearing out.
Let’s hope the Tories lose the seat.
Anyone know what that fool Osborne has been saying?
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
if it wasnt for non jobs like this our taxes would be much lower
where do I sign for the campaign for you to fukc off?
fuck off Georgie.
Dear Osborne
Where is the caring attitude?
Is it just for the newspapers?
I am a member of the poor downtrodden and discriminated against part of society.
So much for Tory compassion!
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
Fuck off Georgie
Dear fool o’Glasgow Uni
Today, someone visited my little website.
Search Engine google.co.uk
Search Words julie ommer
Visit Entry Page glasgowunihum…nior-management.html
Visit Exit Page glasgowunihum…nior-management.html
The important thing to remember is that this was someone from London.
Hopefully; this is destroying her chances of future employment opportunities and damaging her reputation by the telling of the truth.
As BT says; “its good to talk”!
So, today has been a good day; I might even buy a kebab, salad, no sauce!
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
“I am a member of the poor downtrodden and discriminated against part of society”
And I am Kaiser Bill’s batman.
Dear Sir William Waad
I always knew you were a camp follower and not a leader of men.
I also believe you are a shitbag too.
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
George. Behave or I shall send round some hard lads to bully you.
yet another non job paid for by hard working taxpayers. jobs for people who would never be employed earning revenue in a real job. low life
Dear George
Of course George Osborne cares that was why he was on a billionaires yacht trying to get a donation.
Yours sincerely,
Dan Douche
The Campaign for people to be nice to George Laird
Unlike your man, Dan, who was up the billionaire’s arse lobbying the EU to do favours for his and George’s mutual chum. Spell this after me….
S T I N K I N G H Y P O C R I T E
augeas, they are all, barring a very few exceptions, stinking hypocrites.
please keep up.
the majority of MPs are as thick as thieves and this conman, ancram, is just another one of the hundreds of thieves who have abused their postitions to steal from the public purse.
for gordon brown to think he can win the next election when he has already been told by 76 labour MPs that they will not stand again shows exactly what type of a self serving c’unt brown is.
new labour prided itself on the taking of decisions based on evidence.
all evidence shows brown is a TOTAL FUCKING JONAH, LYING C’UNT AND WAR CRIMINAL.
note to labour: kill brown & mandelson.
He is just another (Hon) fat greedy crook !
Aren’t they all?
Lot of venom on these posts tonight. Didn’t you enjoy your holidays? Since we have established that being a trougher is normal for elected and unelected members at Westminster, why get so annoyed by any one of them in particular? If we all had that instinct for self aggrandisement and personal gain so admirably illustrated by our representatives then perhaps we could all be rich, instead of just paying for them to be.
C**T
This bleedin’ lot o shysters is lucky to still be alive after what they dun to us, Huhneoid!!
Em! Why are they?
George Osbourne is a lizard man.
Do you mean Reptile / Reptoid…?
No, he’s abitch of the lizard men.
Shouldn’t we have the Hillary strop on screen by now?
who gives a S**T about Hillary Ratarsed Clinton!
Stroppy cow.
WHY?
She seems to be going for the ‘five bellies’ look – as popularised by another mousey old scrote.
Probably trying to get Bill back – he likes them on the chunky side, though she’ll have to swap rug for cock (or anchovy for cheese, if you prefer) in her epicurean tastes…
Laura Bush didn’t have those problems. George W was reputed to always be in bed by nine. She must have been some first lady.
We came
We saw
We Troughed
all together now, no, not you, you’re poor, no, you, you over there We Came, We Saw, We Troughed
Vote ZANUCON 2010 for a cleaner more transparent Govt.
“I know I will’
Dave.von.Cameroon
Cant wait!
Nor can I
Now, Where’s the fooking pies!
They all did, but for the first time, everyone knows it.
I sense a conspiracy theory coming on. CMD and Gordon (and that little wanker Clegg) are all crowding out the left, centre and centre-left. There’s a HUGE gap where the Tories used to be. Vast numbers of voters haven’t been sufficiently brainwashed to suffer any more centre-left/leftie governance. The goalposts are wide open for the BΝP and UKIP to totally clear-up at the polls. By leaving virtually the entire right of the spectrum of British politics without a voice; pretending our concerns doesn’t exist, they are handing a dream of an opportunity to these two fringe parties. And all at a time of economic turmoil, too, when extreme right wing parties tend to do much better. You couldn’t make it up! Can it really just be a coincidence?
Left? Left? if they get further to the right they will have to salute. Anyone who thinks the Liebour Party are left wing really needs to see the Doctor, their sense of direction must be worse than mine.
Fuck his pool
Have you seen his daughters?
Wrong way round, surely….
I have heard rumours.
I for one will not miss Ancram and his type but what are we left with?
Oh yes Ancram and his type!
There has been no Tory 2.0, no sweeping change, no breath of fresh air – it’s all a façade.
Anyone who knows the party and has had the good fortune to meet the current ‘in crowd’ will know full well that underneath the shiny wrapping paper lies the same old structure, the same old priorities and worst of all the same old personal fortunes which mean the really big smelly decisions will never be taken because – ‘it wont effect us darling!’
Strip away the layers of bullshit and you will find the party has gone backwards.
Bring back fox hunting!
Jesus H on a BMX, are these Huhnes for real?
If Milliband times his run right this time i.e. wait till Dave has to actually do something, then the ex-Foreign Secretary should be able to land some really big punches. As I have said many times, Dave’s honeymoon will be measured in hours because people are voting Gordon out not him in!
Bring back Hague – the British public always fancy the underdog, the fighter, the nevergiveupper!
Who would Labour fear most?
You can keep HAGUE ‘COLA’
twas some shite….
Zanucon, they ok
Give ‘two rugs’ some Respect today.
Amen
~FIN~
Foxhunting never went away. It’s the kills we want back!
No, we still have the kills , its the hypocracy we want rid of – and you fuckers without the faintest knowledge of the issue , to allow us to decide the most appropriate form of pest control in any given locality.
Trouble is you have no idea who the pests are! Mostly human, if you really want to hunt something, try the local aristocracy, nice to see them off the horses and running, the peasants would like that.
Labour would truly shit their collective red knickers if Hague was Tory leader…as an orator alone he knocks spots off anything the NuMarxists can put up. He’s funny, and he’s grown a pair, unlike The Boy Dave, who’s hasn’t been weaned yet.
Seconded.
Hague was the right man at the wrong time in 1997. He’s certainly the best political speaker around at the moment, along with Mr Hannan.
PMQs with Hague and Blair was a proper debate, somewhat better than anything seen recently with Gordoom not even trying to answer the questions and Dave unable to stick the knife in the right place.
There’s enough of the ordinary man – for want of a better phrase – about Hague to appeal to voters, whereas The Boy Dave – though he tries hard to hide it – cannot shake off his unworldly eton born with silver spoon up the bum image.
Hague is on Planet Reality. Dave is orbiting a world that most people will never experience.
I think the jury is stil out on Dave, but he’s somewhat closer to Planet Reality than anyone on the Liebour benches – I think the people would now vote for a turd if it were standing against Brown.
Also remember that Blair and even Thatcher said relatively little while in opposition, except that there needed to be a change of government! I’m sure DC will do a good job as long as he is honest – we’re all fed up as fuck with all the spin bollocks from the current lot…
Still not 100% sure on Dave, but anyone is closer to your Planet Reality than the current Hoons supposedly in charge.
I think most people would now vote for anyone standing against the Liebour scum, we are fed up of all the lies and spin, of the scorched earth policies and the failure to admit that the economy is fucked…
No? What are you then 99%?
Th eproblem with Hague is simply that he has no hair. The fickle electorate will nver vote for a Baldie.
He could get himself a nice shiny nylon syrup…..
He could always borrow Bob Ainsworth’s wig?
Thirded. Think Hague is fantastic. I think the press scuppered him from day one though – they refused to take him seriously and made such a big deal of that tory boy thing …
I’ve always thought Hague was a good oppo for Brown. He can think on his feet – a rarity in the HoC these days.
He’d do far better then DC as Conservative party leader. IMHO.
He came too soon. But he is rising again.
I think he’s repeatedly on record saying he will not stand for the leadership again.
The first move in any leadership election is always “I will not seek,but if asked….”
I dunno. Ithink he meant it.
He’s been a politician since i first saw him as a teenager addressing the tory conference. When he became leader,he was up against Blair,at the zenith of his power and popularity. He didn’t stand a chance. But now the pendulum has swung back to the tories,do you really think he’d turn down the opportunity to be PM?
I have no idea. I hope not because I rate him higher than any one else. But I also think he is a man of his word so….
He does seem to have some integrity about him,but he’s allied to the system of corruption that reigns in westminster. The party whips decree that he toes the line,so how honest is he? That’s by the by,but the fact remains that he is as ambitious as any MP,and given the chance,i find it hard to believe that he’d turn down the leading role.
Well if my ambitions were in politics, I’d toe the party line til I had the power not to, I guess. You’re probably right though. I don’t suppose he would turn it down if it was a shoo-in, but anything less than that I don’t think he’d put himself through.
He got his fingers burnt last time,and hence his reticence. But as party MPs go,you’re right,he’s about as human as its possible to be. Perhaps we will see New Girl realising her political ambitions?
Didn’t take long between the first mention of Hague and the first comment in ages by NewGirl!!
Are you suggesting that she holds an affection for Willie?
She’s got a thing for all Willies, bless her.
Now look what you’ve done. She’s gone off in a huff again…
so what your saying is they really have quite a lot in common with the liebour party then? you know millionaires like the kinnocks living off the taxpayer, keeping things in the family like harperson and mandelson etc.
Cameron should get radical.
The plans for the public sector are pathetic. What is needed is a mass cull. You can keep the departments but sack the bloody lot of them. Have a manager and 6 staff in each department to provide us, the taxpayers with real, effective services. No more jobsworths. No more party hacks. The money saved can be used to enable the population to get their own services, tailored to their own needs. Sack the whole of the civil service – we don’t need them. Sack all local government. Execute all CEOs of local authorities. use the money by again having minimakl staffing and enable local people to make choices for themselves. regenerate the economy by providing true and necessary demand for service provion, designed for the population NOT BY FUCKING GOVERNMENT CRONIES. Get rid of the house of frauds. No more incestuous appointments. Free the people. Get rid of the surveillance society. Hang traffic wardens. Have pubs where you can smoke. End quangos – let the people decide. Pull out of the EU once the referendum says we don’t want to be in a more corrupt form of governance. Hang Bliar Brown Straw Campbell for war crimes – then have an investigation into the Iraq War. Justcie for Jean Charles de menezes and David Kelly. And never ever let this country be run be neo fascist, self opinionated, self seeking bastards.
New Labour MPs, activists and trolls should be hung on new years morning after the next election. Let’s get the country on its feet and tell these bastards where to get off.
What do you think freddie???
Cameron has got radical. He’s gonna hug a hoodie.
Then I hope he remebers his flak jacket.
Sounds reasonable. On second thoughts, it sounds essential!
Get rid of all benefits. Give disabled people or unemployed people £20,000 per year – no more (it costs that much per person to administer, let them have the money and stay out of poverty) – and let them all get on with it. Maintain people’s independence and dignity. No means tests, no long intimidating forms. Maybe a contingency for special needs but no more, has to be earned or saved for. Sack the whole of the DWP and the NHS and all their associated quangos. Have one manager and 6 staff to administer the department. Set new electoral boundaries and cut the number of MPs by two thirds. We don’t need them, they only look after themselves. And EU provides much legislation until we pull out of corrupt, anti-democratic organisation.
Ban the FA and the MCC. They are too institutionally corrupt. Close down the BBC and hang Victoria Derbyshite and Nicky Campbell and Richard Bacon slowly.
I’m sure there’s loads more we could do……
But a good start. Especially the hanging bit.
Sentence James Naughtie to hard labour. Real labour, not the champagne socialist sort. Outside, in winter, 12 hours a day, 7 days a week, fed only on gruel.
Shoot the fucker,and save on gruel.
The gruel might be worth it if the nation gets some useful work out of him for a change. I’m sure there must be some drainage trenching to do on the olympics village site. Give him a spoon and tell him his sentence will end when all the trenches are dug.
How’s about Toenails Robinson – on holiday but not forgotten about…?
Another one for the Beeboid piano wire list
Don’t you think he’s suffered enough by taking up residence in Brown’s rectum?
we will ofcourse be unable to try and hang the war propagandist nick robinson until we have surgically removed his tongue from gordon brown’s arsehole.
Give me that other little bastard off the Today program. I’ve got plans for the little runt….
When do we start hanging the Cameroons and the ZanuCons?
after weve hanged every socialist
Why not carry on the old parliamentary custom of “Pairing”
Up your bullingdon saddo.
people voted bliar but got brown. brown fucked the country in EVERY WAY. Now it’s your time to get fucked and believe me you will.
Not until we’ve hung this fucker.
Hanging’s too quick. How about a nice auto da fee (burnt at the stake – but slowly) or the ducking stool – with 3 minute checks to see if he’s still breathing? There could be an entrance fee and monster screens set up in schools/sports centres for those unable to get tickets for the real thing – lower fees for that, all the money to go into the Exchequer to make up for some of the money McBust has p***d up the wall?
Q: What’s red and hangs from a cυnt?
A: Gordon Brown’s tie.
BTW Where’s Nell? On hols?
Even nell can’t take four bottles of chardonnay in one night and stay upright.
Nell’s more of a Bordeaux fan I think…
Yup. Scarborough. Left Saturday morning.
Yes – Scarborough.
Good old Nell I hope she’s having fun with those grand kids
And where are all the trolls?
There has been a purge……
The trolls have been severely redacted, possibly by the blocking of several IP addresses. Also suspect that one or two have been kicked out of university premises for the hols, and are busy spending their dole money on broadening their experience of life, i.e. discovering that there is one outside of Student Union politics.
Life without the worst trolls is quieter, but pleasanter.
Definition of a troll – off topic and irrelevant. Hmm….
where are all the trolls?
I have bashed the zanulab trolls brains out.
come on engineer and new girl, you saw me do it with your very own eyes.
credit where credit is due, eh?
don’t be so fucking churlish or I will start picking on you again.
and you wouldn’t want that now would you?
Oh fuck, just when you think the ghouls and zombies have retired for the night…….
Oh Thick. You’re so masterful. I respect a man who takes control. Shall i get my coat?
martin,
you appear somewhat confused.
either that or you are just a party propagandist wanker.
I think you are a combination of the two but just incase I am wrong I will fill you in on the background to the plot.
thick as thieves is independent of all political parties. he believes that political parties corrode democracy and so it is his duty to bash the fucking brains out of partisan tribalist wankers like you.
the game is this: if I bash enough brains out of c’unts like you between now and the next general election then I will increase the chances of there being a hung paliament.
I believe it is in the interests and long term good of the country that such an outcome happens.
so far I am winning and ghouls and zombies like you are losing.
not such a good idea misrepresenting me, was it?
retard.
Wot?
On Hols. Aya Napa i think.
The tories are thick as shit they could put anyone in charge at the moment and they’d win a landslide.
dump Dave i’m related to harriet Harmon Cameron on the scrapheap he’s usless.
Get someone who’s prepared to roll their sleeves up.
what about yourself?
put your money where your mouth is
“put your money where your mouth is”
From the sound of it, around James Purnell’s ropey cock
how do you know he has a ropey cok?
I’d be more likely to vote for Alf,than Ancram.
“how do you know he has a ropey cok?”
The same way I know you’re an illiterate twat I suppose.
It really is the tories fault. they brought in care in the community. They all joined the liebour party and the rest is history. They fucked the country
Here. Hang on. We fucked the country long before those johnny come lately’s
Point 1. Good thing we’ve moved on from that cartoon. It was horrible, in every sense.
Point 2. Shame about Michael Ancram; I thought he was one of the better MPs. A bit pompous, but then they all are. Did give the impression of trying to make a contribution to public life, and conducted himself with reasonable restraint and dignity. It was galling to discover that he was just another trougher – he went right down in my estimation.
Let’s hope some of them wise up and try to live within their (fairly generous) salary from now on in – and new MPs after the next election will know exactly what is expected of them. The monitors will be watching.
Well,they’ve reformed the expenses system. Haven’t they?
Up to a point…..
Don’t sit on the fence. Have they reformed the system enough to secure your vote?
There’s a committee (the name of who’s chairman I can’t remember) looking at MP’s pay and expenses at present. They produce their report in September. That may further ammend the rules. The bill pushed through recently was, I think, window dressing to fool the public into thinking that the government was taking firm action. As you will recall, the Lords threw most of it out because it was a hastily cobbled-up mish-mash. Real reform, if it happens, will follow the September report.
I’ll vote – on the same basis that I usually vote – which is the most likely party to address the country’s pressing problems in a way that is generally beneficial to most people. Currently, that looks like the tories (may change between now and GE). Since the sitting MP in my constituency is Labour, and a minor trougher, that’s an added advantage.
Eng, the enquiry is by SIr Christopher Kelly, the Charman of the Cttee on Standards in Publilc Life, he is due to report in October on the subject of MPs’ Expenses.
http://www.public-standards.gov.uk/
That’s the one – thanks, Steve. All this summer heat must have addled my brain.
He might even be the Chairman!
Have the last 48 hours been all we will see of summer in the UK?
What summer heat?
But the tories are only the alternative because thats the way its always been.
We need a new blueprint that reflects the requirement of a political system that manages the country for the benefit of the populace,rather than social engineering or narrow party interests. The party system is corrupt. It stands to reason that given the choice between voters and party loyalty,most MPs will know where their bread is buttered. If you were on trial,who would you want judging you. 12 independant souls,with the balance of common sense,or appointed panels,reliant on next weeks service?
That’s an argument advanced quite often on here, and I can understand the basis for it. However, the country is mired too deep to be experimenting with a new system now.
It’s taken several hundred years for the system to evolve, and whilst it isn’t perfect, it’s about the best anybody has come up with (though the American system has a lot going for it as well). Perfect? No, it’s not, and it never will be. No human construct ever is.
A hung parliament, or a large number of independents, would slow down the decisions that will have to be taken quickly to address the over-riding problem of a shattered economy. If it turns out to be really unpalatable, a government can be voted out after five years, and we’ll try someone else – the Lib Dems may be contenders then, if the electorate remembers Nulab and doesn’t take to the Tories.
Engineer,
The problem is that the government generally mess up the economy. the state attempting to “fix” the economy is just going to cause more problems!
They should identify negative externalisations and tax them (Working and profit generation are not negative externalisations).
They should ensure that reciprocal agreements are honoured by both parties (most regulation is sponsored by incumbents to create barriers to newer competitors).
They should do NOTHING else.
AC1, you have a good point, except that we are not starting from stratch, we are starting from nearly seven hundred billion pounds of debt and increasing by 25-40% per year on the current plans.
Once we’re at least on the way to paying that off then indeed the government should look at reducing tax. Until then…
Half of any new parliament is taken up with undoing the previous governments “Reforms” One step forward,two steps back.
The ONLY way to pay off debt is to have an asset that grows by more than the debt interest.
The only way to grow the economy is via tax cuts.
True that taxes need to fall, but if the IMF are knocking on the door then paying back debt has to come first along with quite draconian spending cuts (10% every year for 3 years?). Initial tax cuts have to be very targeted to reduce bureauracy.
I really do hope that Dave has the guts to get rid of the political point scoring knife that is the new 50% rate of income tax. Any sane man can see that it will lead to nothing but more emigration, and was only introducd as a challenge to the Tories to scrap it and be seen to pander to the very rich.
Tax credit reform would also save billions, up the personal allowance to say 10k so no-one on min. wage is paying tax on one hand only to be given it back with the other.
I see your point.
I actually think the economy might improve when the government cuts the amount is spends on dysgenics.
It might improve if you nip round to specsavers PDQ
“Well,they’ve reformed the expenses system. Haven’t they?”
That should strictly be, “…..re-formed the expenses system.”
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
We do! and now they know it too.
I cannot understand the anti -Dave sentiments .
Ever since he became Leader the tories have progressed against Labour .
There is not much more for an opposition leader to do .
The only occasion that he was able to force a government re-think waswhen he got rid of of that harridan box ticker in the baby P case.
Do you imagine that without his intervention Balls or Brown would have changed the format of the enquiry ? The cretin Brown even accused Dave of
playing politics and the Labour benches were furious howling like savages .
I would like to see more positive statements on Europe but my main objective iis to get rid of ths terrible,terrible government and Dave is making good progress towards that.
So I say give him a chance to show his mettle when he gets some real power
I think we will all be pleased with the way he develops .
It’s the nature of selecting anybody for almost any job that you can’t be altogether sure what you’re going to end up with.
Thatcher and Blair where slightly unknown quantities when they were elected. One went on to set the country on a better path than it had been following, one turned out to be a smooth-talking snake-oil salesman.
Dave has shown signs of political astuteness, decisiveness and cunning – we shall see how he performs if he is elected. I think he is worthy of a chance.
That was a party political broadcast on behalf of the Conservative Party. And now,on BBC1, Yes Minister.
No it isn’t. Can you offer a better way to address the country’s problems?
Yes. Vote for your local candidate that isn’t blackmailed by the party. Vote for somebody that doesn’t put career and party loyalty above you and your neighbours interests. Vote for somebody whose first question in the house isn’t “where do i submit my expense claim?” 645 Dr Richard Taylors would be an improvement.
A sprinkling of independents in the House is a good thing; too many would be a disaster. how do you select ministers? How do you reach policy decisions and enact them? How do you do things quickly if you have to? Who forms the government?
Well you have an election for starters ! ..I realise this is a radical idea but….
645 independants elect a prime minister using judgement and common sense. A long tradition in English law. Real parliamentary democracy. Not the Mafia setup we now endure.
NSB, I could agree with you, but in the situation we now find ourselves what is needed is a strong and coherent government, with a clear mandate from the people to do what needs to be done to sort out the mess.
There will undoubtedly be a larger number of indies than ever in the next Parliament, and good luck to them! Maybe in 2015 we will be in a better position to elect a more politically diverse Parliament than in 2010.
However, a Parliament full of 646 indies really would never get anything done – there has to be a Governmental group (call it a ‘party’ for the sake of arguement) that agrees between themselves what lesiglation should be introduced (or repealed, please)
OK – so we have a three-week scrum-down to elect a leader. then we have another three-week scrum-down to elect some ministers. Meanwhile, the debts mount up….
No, the party system isn’t perfect, but at least we have a clue who we get as PM when we vote. (OK – vote Bliar get Brown – but we sort of knew that when we voted, and some of us didn’t vote Nulab.)
We had a three week scrumdown and came up with Bercow. 645 independants would select a better choice than Dave the annointed one. 645 independants would under their electors pressure,hold the government to account better than the present farce of PMQs. We have at present an unelected,unwanted dictator that nobody can remove.
Call that a working democracy? Because i don’t.
And his chance can’t come soon enough!
Just because they may be the odd reservation about him doesn’t mean he’s not capable of the job – the best way to find out is to get him in for a while and see what happens – it certainly can’t be any worse that what we have to put up with at the moment.
Election soon PLEASE….
That’s what we said after Thatcher. And Major. And Blair.
Yet each time we seem to find another iteration of idiocy. You’d think with Brown the graph had gone asymtotic – it couldn’t possibly get any closer to the axis of maximum idiocy.
But then that’s what we thought after Major.
And look how things turned out. A government of all the imbeciles.
“the best way to find out is to get him in for a while and see what happens”
Is that your idea of considered judgement?
None so Blind – What do you suggest instead?
NSB, it’s as considered as it could be right now.
Do you have a better idea for how to sort out the current mess?
“another iteration of idiocy.”
I like your turn of phrase jgm
not very vigilant,
you cannot understand the anti dave sentiments because you are retarded.
not only is the benefit scrounger david cameron dodgy, he is also a totally useless c’unt.
which part of those two statement don’t you understand dullard?
dave’s a dodgy c’unt.
it really is that simple: and you are living in a dream land you idiot.
WAKEY-WAKEY CRIPPLE! DAVE’S A USELESS CORRUPT FUCKING C’UNT!
true.
Agreed. And perhaps its time to outlaw all political parties and the whip system, professional lobbyists and have a parliament full of fully-independent, non-aligned English citizens with no Marxist ideological baggage or other foreign interests to support.
If you have a parliament of english citizens it will be a lot smaller. Why don’t you just take names of the electoral role, after all it works for juries.
Dave’s a phoney Huhne. He’s a Blair clone that only got the job because a few Tory ‘grandees’ reckon he comes across as presentable and electable. If the truth be known, CMD’s just another champaign-swilling quasi-socialist at heart.
Apparently Mandleson has paid off his £750000 mortgage within a year.
He claims he made money on share dealing?
How does someone who came from a fairly well off middle class family and who has only ever worked as a politician become a multi millionaire???
That’s great news that he’s paid off his mortgage. When he becomes unemployed next year we won’t have to pay his fucking interest.
Whats paid off to do with it ? Have you not read the facts ?many MP’s paid off their mortgages ages ago and yet they still claim for them. I am rather niave and think this is fraudulent but apparently their Lawyer chums in the CPA think otherwise.?
A thousand Met officers were let off with dodgy claims. You scratch my back………
JGM
I wish but sadly Mandy being a Lord he will never now be unemployed and we are stuck with him until he enters that chacolate starfish in the sky. Unless the mortgage / share deals are proved dodgy of course but even then he’ll most likely survive.
Like that wonderful specimen the cockroach in the insect world and the one they think would survive a nuclear winter.
Yup, that’s the mortgage done.
Now, who next to suck up to?
Or suck off?
The troughs of the EU are deep.
See Clan Kinnock for details….
Not sure it fully explains the Mandelson riches. There more to this…
Yes, my beamish boyos, my ducky darrrhhlings, Parasites R Us can always find that little chink, that little opening, where, once our little probes are inserted, yield such lovely – and long term rewards.
And in the case of our member Mandlescum, he will never have to suffer the indignities of Bleary_Me, – for Lo, – he is unelected.
Simples, – innit?
Does Fraud and Corruption explain it ? Just Wonderin’.
All Labour PM’s retired as millionaires.
At least 80% of Con PM’s started out as millionaires so didn’t need to cook the books on such grand scales.
Well. Thats ok then. Because they didn’t need it so much,its not as bad.
Small guess, went to Brussels and made a lot of money! Michael Martin worked for a small amount of time before becoming an MP and he is not short of a bob.
http://sites.google.com/site/hopeanchange/home/hopenchange.jpg
Like many others I was saddened to hear of the demise of Lord whatshis name, he truly understood the concept of duty to ones country and the eternal balance between the calling of State and the profits to be made from a firm of solicitors in which he was a partner. Not once but many times did he influence the wording of statutory law to enable ( or shud that read enoble ) his partners to maximise the amount of money to be made from ensuring “Justice2 is done through out the land.
The fact that him and his like did FUCK ALL to prevent SCUM like those who killed Babby Peter, in fact au Contrare actually did everything POSSIBLE WHILST COINING IT IN to create the climate where those FUCKING VILE pices of filth cud maximise their evil is neither here nor there. So lets raise our Glasses to our legal establishment. God Bless them and all who sail in her !
Vote for a Lawyer, you know it makes sense 1
I can get you compo for your angst. If there’s pain,there’s a gain.
my feelings are hurt get me an ambulance chaser !
Don’t worry son. I’ve had a word with the judge. We’ll get your claim in before that malingering ex squaddie with one leg. British justice. The best in the world.
Toff troughers at the top…………
Ooh you naughty man! How daring of you to attack the Tories! You are SOOOO brave!
Not as if we don’t have enough with Mandelson paying off his £750k mortgage within 12 months (c’mon Nat we all know its you). No choppers available for Afghanistan while Londoners see Chinooks and Merlins fly ober London at LEAST 8 times a day now from Westminster to various destinations …
Come on Guido, report the real news, not the shit you get fed by sad, worthless bloggers with no real sense of their own worth. Your country demands it!
Only 8 times a day?
Oh and Super Pumas fly often too.
Guido , there is a feeling that sucess went to ur head and u sold out .
I doubt it somehow. Were it to be true, his contributors would vanish in a flash over to some other blogger’s site. The people who post here aren’t daft – they’re hypersenstive to any shift in position.
Anyone catch Ken Livingstone on BBC Hardtalk last night what a first class facking pratt i’d lamp him if i saw him.
Ken; I don’t like sports me i only wanted the olympics to come to LANDAN so the east side which has been neglected for 40 years would be rejuvinated.
Ken; I knew it would cost 4 billion instead of the estimate i gave but i firmly believe the pro’s out weighed the cons and it finally got the government to spend money in London.
Soooooooooooo that’s all fucking right is it Ken, what was it Ken you dickhead it’ll only cost taxpayers 36p the price of a walnut whip (where the fuck does he get his walnut whips anyway obviously not the uk) each week, So Ken you knew you where lying from the onset.
But that’s ok Ken we’re only fucking taxpayers we’re used to it, we should be greatful that you even bothered to lean out of your ivory tower to talk to us you prick.
Guy Fawkes the original come back all is forgiven.
Ken’s a family man. Three of them to be exact
It’s like the BBC it’s only something like a couple of pence a week but it doesn’t mean i want to pay it either is it. The choice would be nice but then again we’re only taxpayers the lowest of the low on the social chain.
Bloody governments are useless no democracy in the UK what’s so ever.
Fabio Capello for PM. He has respect for values,discipline and straight forward,no nonsense honesty. What an Englishman!
You can’t trust anyone whose surname is Kerr.
Is ‘Ann’ ok to pay up front?
Pronounced “C”arr old stick.
Bit like Ralph is pronounced R”afe”.
Keep up at the back.
No Kerr in Scotland and Carr in England. (I think)
Progressive politics !! political cross dressing someones got no dress to go out in .
the return of demos ! I am more dpressed about return of the ruin , even mandelson looks fed up . dont worry labour will pull the trap door lever one day.
i dont where this £90bn hole comes from that needs filling , given inflation it will be more than that , sounds better than 100 plus i suppose . But is Osbourne right , that will only be known when ruin and darling start coughing up the truth , we have no idea how labour intend to fill this hole and thats a sign of crap government if ever there was one , let alone pushing us all into this nightmare in the first place . Iron Chancellor , krusty the clown and side show bob more like , with crackpot book cooking .
doesnt anyone think that a government that has given no meaningfull figures on the state of the economy for 4 months is er covering there arse to the detriment of the public they are supposed to serve .
if they do instigate a mini personal credit boom to improve tax reciepts it will only off set the need to stop and cut spending , or reduce PSBR by putting more people into hock . its the debts , how are labour going to reduce national debt ? we have a right to know , to question there analysis and interpret the risks . its very annoying as labour have now managed to corrupt the basic tennents of Uk governance , just have to remind the public of the slithering and silence come election time .
Half the public couldn’t give a monkey’s anymore. 45% voted in Norwich,and 18% voted for the winning candidate. Thousands of hardworking,law abiding,taxpayers have no inspiration to affect change. Sign of a system in crisis.
well there seems to be no other way caeser’s wife, we will have to take full ownership of the banks we the taxpayers have majority shareholdings in.
we will need the income from the banks profits in order to balance the country’s books.
45% of the electorate voted in Norwich. 18% voted for the winning candidate. Thousands of hardworking,law abiding,taxpayers were not inspired to vote.
Democracy in crisis?
Which prooves that you shouldn’t vote for the person you want to win like i’ve been doing for 35 years
Because under FPTP, most votes count for nothing. Nice to know how they value your opinion.
hey up folks looks likes mandelsons going to have a go at Osborne today .
re scociety in crisis , i agree but lets not forget where it all started in 1997 , labour handed decent economy and books , this lot are going to get kicked to death and leave a bin liner full of secret hand written IOUs .
if it turns out that bank rescue was no better than , closing them selling assetts and writing off debts rather than borrowing for bounus culture and labour Mk2 mini credit boom , I shall be joing the throngs in the streets , its just nuts , weve chucked loads of money run a debt and now have a recession with no quick fix .
i reckon they have wasted a decade of wealth and created a decade of austerity , sure was some party then .
what fascinates me is when they really started twisting us out of our future , when did the casino operation really get going ??
And you know what i really think its begining to hurt labour now , they should be totally ashamed for what they have done , i rember somthing different , who gave them the right to create this meaningless society , one thing on manifesto whilst creating socialist eutopian future in backroom??
millions of £s wasted , millions of lives runied , and david milliband being talked up as next labour leader , way to go labour its a Milli nightmare run by millionaire socialists , finacial fraudsters and politics with Alzhiemers.
Mandy on the news last night referring to Osbourne cross dressing on the economy. Subtle or what.
how about Mandestone and Brown buggering the Economy?
The old thrust and twist. A military tactic in the best traditions of the old Felch Wuseliers.
Stand at ease. Stand easy.
FSB warns on small business banking monopoly. Bankers = mates of Broon…
is that posh speak for corrupt ponzi scheme ?
And so the world spins on. The dance of British politics selects new partners for the Parliamentary waltz. Left. Right. Get your hand off my arse. You’re turn to lead i think. Is this a gentlemans excuse me? Well excuse me,but there are no gentleman here. And as for the ladies. Fragrant? More like a shoal of kippers left out in the sun.
That Anton seems a nice boy.
He may be a trougher. But who was it who introduced the new trouging rules? Labour, of course.
Piracy on the High Seas under Brown’s watchful eye, Labour fails children after only 12 years in power and get ready for Winter of discontent, 2009
Interestingly Westminster scum rarely retire, they normally get black balled by fellow scum for bringing the firm’s dealing into the limelight, get the sack from their victims, keel over on the job or become too ill to grasp the cash they have stolen.
Retirement is code for any of the above!
If you lot think the old timers going is a good thing, just wait until you see the Tory 1000 List. Never in the history of politics have such a mottly, useless, hopeless, shallow group been put forward as potential candidates.
God help us all
i didn’t know the Lie-Bore Party Had Defected To The Tories
Oh we will go where the opportunities exist
Hopefully most of the old guard will disappear around the time of the election.
Out with the old, in with the new…
Mr Cameron and his party may wish to contemplate the following definition before they attempt to follow any further NuLabour’s folly –
Political Correctness (def.) – a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
O/T
Mandybums storm in a teacup would not be anyhting to do with his burying the rover report for a month and also the fact that the jobless figures are out today. It seems whenever bad news is in the offing Labour just muddy the waters and through chafe everywhere and get their mouthpieces Pravda and the Guardnaista to cover their tracks.
Cynical it is but oh so transparent yet mandleson was still front figure on the news channels today and I still cant figure out how a twice disgraced MP now Lord and totally unelected can take over from another unlected hoon both of whom can apparently run the country aginst the electorates wishes. The only one close to being elected was Hatemen so that shows the depths this government has now reach
Roll on 2010 and the slaughter that is approaching.
labour aint good at getting rid of useless leaders , they use them for ” window dressing “
Much as I hate to say this, Gordon was elected. All you have to do to become PM is get elected to the leadership of your party and if you do, you win. Labour do not ever get rid of their leaders, as their misdeeds will somehow become common currency (as ever). The Tories are made of sterner stuff or maybe they do not have the Mafia background.
It seems WordPress blogs are vulnerable to an easy hack…
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/08/12/wordpress_password_reset_bug/
so another thief gone for ” health reasons “, get your shotguns and take the rest out
Looks like there’s some new competition in town for the election…
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/news/6011356/Pirate-Party-UK-now-registered-by-the-Electoral-Commission.html
we have had pirates robbing us for 12 years lad
thetimes.co.uk
“Lord Mandelson conceded today that unemployment levels are “unacceptable”
However, he insisted that the total would be higher if the Tories had been in power during the recession. ”
F.U.C.K. O.F.F. Peter Mandelson, you have no way of knowing that or proving it so to even say it proves that you lack intelligence and are in fact THICK AS F.U.C.K.
he is another one that needs a shotgun up the arse
just a thought , aint it a shame we aint got spittin image anymore , with hoon , mandy , presscot and brown they would have a field day and its the only way i would watch brown
Actually I wouldn’t be surprised if it came back were Cameron to be elected.
But with Lefties making up most of the production team it would be “off message” today to make fun of the Govt. I suppose we’d just have tired re-runs of Thatcher did it a la Ben Elton.
Prepare for the comeback of political satire if this lot get booted out.
You beat me to it resurgemus – expect loads of political satire to return from the liberal media types under a Tory government…
Fraid so, backed up with the argument ” the Tories have been complaining for years about the lack of satire, we’re only trying to re-balance things”
well if it did would make the shit that dave and co inherit, a little better , a little ray of sunshine
His name is not allowed in our house.
The Department of Health is launching a doctor rating service in October, but it will not name and shame individual doctors.
The idea was announced back in December by then-Minister for Health Ben Bradshaw. He said at the time he wanted a site which would do for doctors what Amazon has done for the book trade.
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/08/12/nhs_doctors_hospital_ratings/
That would be close down all the local independents and pass the market over to a big American company.
Yeah sounds about par for the course with this government.
Ah, so the doctors wil be spending their evenings writing glowing positive references about their work on the website, and encouraging all their friends to do the same..??
(See http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/1848500440/ref=cm_cr_dp_synop?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=0&sortBy=bySubmissionDateDescending#RSI8ZHGPFEDVJ for more details)
I have just heard that thick bint Yvette Cooper on the radio
She stated that Labour are spending £5,000,000,0000 to help the unemployed
The reality is that Labour are taxing business £5,000,000,000, washing it through the Labour fucked up administration and then “giving” it back to business to “create” jobs
Why not just let business keep it in the first place and let them allocate it where they see best. People are in business becuase they like doing business, often the money is just secondary. Business people like spending money, they don’t need fuck up schemes like “scrappage” in order to persuade them to buy a new car.
If you want to sell more cars, scrap company car tax, that action alone would save Land Rover
Just to clarify…
She stated that Labour are spending £5,000,000,0000 to help the unemployed
The reality is that Labour are taxing business £10,000,000,000, washing it through the Labour fucked up administration and then “giving” some of it back to business to “create” jobs
Here, here.
Here’s an interesting item spotted on PB.
Govt. statistics show workforce employment down by 500,000 for UK born workers but is stable for foreign born workers.
Should help the unmentionables. So much for British jobs …. etc.
http://www.statistics.gov.uk/pdfdir/lmsuk0809.pdf ( third page )
Jobless figs show 2.44 million but the true fig is probably nearer 4 Million when you factor in peopl who are jobless but do not qualify for JSA or other benefits;those that can’t be bothered to register because at the endof “jumping through countless hoops” there is basically no benefit or training available and finally the 18 -24 yewars olds are officially around 744,000 but probably nearer 1 million9some of those will be graduates who are too over-qualified for government schemes or are working unpaid in the voluntary sector(and which do not of course come onto government’s statistics)
Another indictment for a failed Labour government and Brown in particular whose policies over the 12 years he was in charge of messing up the Treasury ensured that the UK was ill prepared for the economic cyclone. Roll on the election.Voting the cretins out and obliterating labour for a generation may not help the jobless or the economy but it’ll be bloody satisfying all the same
the true figure is 5 million, fact. The US unlike UK still allows one to approach the true size of unemployment after all the fiddles have been done. Remember US shadowed all the fiddles and corrupting of unemployment data from the Thatcher days of 3m unemployed in the early to mid 80s. Anyway, US official unemployment is around 9.5% but the ‘U6′ metric gives something like 13-14%. Further, people like John Williams at shadowsats.com have calculated, using the original, pref-fiddled basis of the early 1980s, that US unemployment in the commonly accepted term is around 19%, double the ‘official’ figure. So, reading across from US practice one can safely say that UK unemployment, again, in the early 1980s sense of the term is around double the official 2.44m figure, so around 5m, which by the way puts UK alongside Spain as the worst unemployment blackspot in the EU15 countries.
Spain’s unemployment is now over 18% and rising alarmingly. Adopting the Euro has really seriously screwed the country. Increasing numbers of Spanish now want out of it – and quick!
That will be £5bn to prop up the asset ratios of the banksters, who, ensanguined by the miracle of having panicked a labour government into throwing billions of future taxes at them to continue running their derivatives scam for their own benefit, are clawing and gouging at customers as never before. It was a golden opportunity to institute sovereign interest-free credit. Even now, reform of money is no more difficult than making a series of book-keeping entries. No-one of which zanu liebore could hope to understand.
£5bn would even be better handed out directly to people to spend on things businesses make and do. You could even make it conditional on purchase of UK manufactured goods.
zanu liebore – what happens when a country is governed by a clique of 8 year olds raised under a zanu liebore wreck-everything government.
It’s called control-freakery – we will take a great deal of cash off you and decide how it should be spent (or in the case of NuLiebour – wasted). As has been said here many time before, leave people and businesses to decide how they spend their earnings, thereby by-passing an enormously bloated bureacracy and, with it, staggering amounts of waste.
Gordon Brown the “Iron Age Chancellor ” !
I see Nick Robinsons Blog has closed down fro the summer recess. I trust he will be beavering away throughout the hols chasing up stories such as who was mandleson holidaying with, was it the Rothchilds, and if so is this entirely appropriate ? You know the usual stuff when applied to a Tory Minister.
thought it closed down a few years ago
Re earlier post.
The number of UK born people in employment (not seasonally adjusted) was 25.10 million in the
three months to June 2009, down 625,000 from the three months to June 2008. The number of
non-UK born people in employment (not seasonally adjusted) was 3.73 million, up 22,000 from the
three months to June 2008.
‘UK’, the United Kingdom doesn’t exist; it’s just a convenient operating hole for the world banksters and the illegal immigrants who slave for them.
The Brits can blame themselves, no on else. ‘The Plan’ was plain to see 30 years ago and more but naked self-interest crushed tribal spirit, as has always been the dominant feature of Perfidious Albion, particularly amongst its treacherous elites, going back centuries.
Anyone with sense and a saleable skill would get the fuck out.
so which country are you writing from ?
Land of the Lotus Eaters, by the looks of it, where everyone is altruistic, taxes are low, and the government are all geniuses. Anyone with sense and a saleable skill can still live very nicely here, provided their skill is not in any of the public services such as education or healthcare where the malign hand of NuLabour has the tightest grip.
If you take a dayrtip to Calais you will see that everyone is trying to get in not out. There are far worse places than the UK and few better.
tammy flu
as a wordlwide traveller most are better. They want in for the freebies END off!!
Heartily agree with all you say.
The question to ask, then, is why UK-born people are relatively unemployable and/or lazy.
Immigrants naturally tend to be more enterprising than the average person. They wouldn’t go to all the trouble of emigrating from their homeland if they didn’t have a bit of energy about them. That still doesn’t explain why, with a minimum wage in force, people who may not even speak English at all well are able to out-compete the natives. Is it education? Attitude? The presence of a comfortable if thin blanket of social security which (sorry, right-wingers) actually isn’t as readily available to immigrants as it is to our lot?
As an employer, would you prefer somebody who (a) is grateful for a job (b) works hard (c) is polite (d) doesn’t understand the concept of ‘tea breaks’ or some ignorant yob with studs in his face?
And there speaks the authentic voice of ‘divide-and-rule’ Britain. A Britain smashed to pieces through naked greed, never able to be made whole again and one that above all is seen by those who do well out of the current setup as a commercial operation, not a real country, with give and take, a common wealth.
Britain is and was an artificial construct. There is no nation, not even a recognisable, collective majority. Let the gobshite powerbokers, like the person above, declare UDI, centred on The City, London and the Home Counties. Operate like the larger version of the Caymans as you have always wished and largely done. You’re soulless creatures good to no nation or race of people. Be true to what you are, the pirates you always were, without common decency and a sense of rootedness, belonging and real love for one’s own land.
You are attacking the speaker rather than the argument, usually a practice of socialists.
P.S. I don’t live in the Home Counties or London.
Sir WW – you obviously live in a different world. Immigrants (illegals) are outside the system. No tax, no rules, no elf-n-safety, no claims for unfair dismissal, or sex discrimitation etc. So lower costs for unscrupulous employers. Think chinese cocklers at Morecambe, or east european whores.
I am an employer. I follow employment law in every particular. I write from my experience.
Ignore the Waad entity. He spends most of his time here accusing people of anti-semitism whilst at the same time telling the British how feckless and useless they are compared to foreigners.
The point is that the indigenous workforce, priced out of employment by Govt rules, is being replaced by foreign workers who dont live by same rules.
Benefit scroungers are only following the example set by MPs.
On the gravy train,living out their dream.
I listened to Mandelsnake erm, erm, erming his way through an “interview” with Evan Davies on the Today programme this morning. I am pleased to say that Davies has grown a spine and was giving Mangleboy a bit of a going over. At one stage I thought it was going to be handbags at dawn.
The Noble Lord was making up all sorts of rubbish of the, “Don’t vote Conservatives or they will come and burn your house down and eat your cat”, type of thing. Evan challenged him quite forcefully but Milord blustered and bullied his way to the end of the interview. An intensely unlikeable character who doesn’t seem to grasp his level of popularity with the electorate.
I wasn’t so impressed. Davies is supposed to have more financial acumen than any of his colleagues, and yet on this occasion I got the impression that he hadn’t fully prepared his (ie the listeners’) case. There were very few short, specific questions involving figures, which is usually the only way to nail Mandleslime. To his credit he tried to steer him off the usual criticism of the Convervatives, but not very successfully I’m afraid. His questions were often rambling and inprecise – which always provides politicians with the means to take up a side-issue instead of the main point of the question.
I have implored Today (obviously with no success) time and time again to go for the very short, precise question, so that wriggle-room is reduced to a minimum. If you listen to Humphrys he sometimes adopts this strategy but far too often he too rambles, or allows his (understandable) irritation to get the better of him. I think we all gave up on McNaughtie a long time ago – he seems incapable of using this technique.
If you can recall the good old days when Mrs T used to kebab the Welsh Windbag at PMQs, it was invariably with a very brief answer.
Today needs to recognise that all politicians put up for interviews are either extremely devious bastards or who have been on professionally run courses on how to avoid answering any question they don’t want to and, at the same time, making the most of an opportunity for a ‘party political’. As someone who has been interviewing people for a living for the past 40 years, it irritates the hell out of me to listen to their dreadful technique – how many times have you shouted at the telly/radio when an interviewer fails to ask the most obvious question?
I long for the day when a high-profile interviewer actually terminates the interview because none of the questions are being answered. Politicians need progs like Today just as much as we want to hear their views, but currently it is very one-sided and, on most occasions, the interviewer is simply inept, resulting in a clear ‘win’ for the politician.
Sorry, end of rant.
I find that phrases such as “Just answer the fucking question you slag! ” works a treat.
Good points and excellent rant; I do think Evan did far better than the usual BBC toadies today but he was clearly irritated and needed to avoid a full blown catfight because he knew a visit to the Big Brother Room for a caning would follow.
I fully expect Mandlebum to have fired off a complaint within nanoseconds of the interview ending. If there’s a rebel BBC sound engineer reading this please tell us what the good Lord said after the mike was switched off! And next time don’t be in a rush to switch the mike off…
For once something worse listening to on Toady; thanks for the effort Evan. Oh and maybe when one of the ZanuLabs tries the “tories will eat your babies” routine don’t dismiss it but pursue it as per “so exactly where have the tories admitted that they will eat your babies?” and “so to clarify, you are saying categorically that the tories have said to you that they will eat your babies?”. Watch the fookers bluster as they realise they’ve been conned into a barefaced lie.
You have a lot more of this coming your way. Liebour only know one way to campaign and that is negatively, it is good to see they cannot change, here in Scotland we were told that if we voted SNP we would all be paying £5000, what for we have no idea, but most people thought that it would be a price worth paying. Oh, and the SNP eat babies.
MONKEY’S COCKS
Twice disgraced Mandy the unflushable will float on forever!
It gives me orgasmic pleasure to be able to tell you today the good news of runaway wage inflation in Britain’s public sector. My lackeys at ONS have toned it down a bit but even they cannot completely hide the staggering rise in real wages for the millions of hard-working, ethnically and culturally-diverse public sector workers in Labour’s New Britain.
http://www.statistics.gov.uk/cci/nugget.asp?id=10
The saintly teachers, doctors, nurses, civil servants…(especially the women) in the public sector saw their wages rise by 3.7% in the last year, almost double the 2.1% rise that the greedy, self-serving, tax-dodging scuts unjustly saw in the private sector. For a country which is borrowing and printing one-sixth of its income to have nearlly 4% pay rises for 7m plus workers will go down in the annals of economic insanity, as I will.
But these above inflation pay rises will help us buy those badly needed votes come the general election. What do you expect us to do? No one else who earns a wage will vote for us.
Didn’t work for me. just remember that when the private sector was making BIG money, the Public sector was being held back to the lower 1.5%. I know I worked in Public Sector, was not a Dance instructor, I did a job that needed doing.
The only way out of this mess is to stop spending & cut taxes.
And yet the fiscal common sense that used to be a Tory mainstay has been thrown out of the window in the rush to be the heir to Blair.
Will the real Conservatives please stand up?
Sorry my arse has been glued to the seat by Dave’s lackeys…
You are righty right but turkeys just do not vote for Christmas so Dave has to tread very carefully. Only a few months to go.
He should have been the Tory leader so we coulg GO OGLE his daughter.
Completely off-topic, but this is shocking:
http://ukhr.org/birthdefects/pressrelease.htm
If this is to be believed (and the explanations seem to be mainly guesswork) your chance of having a healthy baby depend critically on where in the UK you live. We should beware of reporting bias and rather small sample sizes but, still, it makes me think.
Very interesting. And, as you say, explanations are merely speculative. I would add that the areas of highest birth defect rates are either heavily rural (West Country, east of England) or inner city areas with high levels of Asian inhabitants.
In the latter case, and this is NOT a racist point, there is a very high level of interfamilial marriage (it being normative to marry cousins of one degree or another), which may explain something about levels of defects and which has been seen from within the Asian community itself as a problem.
One can make jokes about rural folk also marrying within their own family, but that does not stand up to scrutiny.
So two separate explanations for urban and rural populations? Poverty must play a part, as will variations in education level, access to health care.
Thanks for drawing this to my attention.
Normative??
Interesting the government (in 2003 so Nu Labour, obviously) chose to delay the release of the information by six months so they could hide the zones with the worst cases. How typical of the conniving, whitewashing, manipulative little shits.
looks like alan duncun has put his foot in it
He’s apologised unreservedly for getting caught.
Pravda frothing over a video featuring an allegedly unrepentant Alan Duncan. No links or names from them. Anybody seen it?
i just heard that report , they said video was taken down from utube
It’ll turn up before the day’s out then fred. They said something about “living on rations and being treated like shit”. I did that for many years and all I got was a bit of tin covered cardboard on a ribbon and a pittance of a pension that won’t cover the council tax in my dotage. No different for lads in the forces today either. They should have drowned all the troughers off the terrace.
it just shows how our politicol classes are on a different planet
Ref Duncan
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8196949.stm
The BBC claim that it was ‘removed in July, and now republished.’
Timing is rather interesting, the Prince of Darkness screws up an interview on R4, Mandleson is exposed as repaying a 750 K mortgage in a year, and unemployment has risen rapidly.
Someone somewhere is pulling some strings.
Apologies for re posting 361 but this was my precise point earlier and before this was mentioned and the same points are relevant.
“O/T
Mandybums storm in a teacup would not be anyhting to do with his burying the rover report for a month and also the fact that the jobless figures are out today. It seems whenever bad news is in the offing Labour just muddy the waters and through chafe everywhere and get their mouthpieces Pravda and the Guardnaista to cover their tracks.
Cynical it is but oh so transparent yet mandleson was still front figure on the news channels today and I still cant figure out how a twice disgraced MP now Lord and totally unelected can take over from another unlected hoon both of whom can apparently run the country aginst the electorates wishes. The only one close to being elected was Hatemen so that shows the depths this government has now reach
Roll on 2010 and the slaughter that is approaching.”
Suddenly a buried vid appears and the foaming at the mouth by the usual suspects commences. If only toenails was not on holiday I am sure we would than get a fully balanced report.
Brown is the Litre of Shit Chancellor, specifically a glass full of shit that is as a result of a bout projectile diarrhoea following alcohol induced constipation, everything appears in order until the turtle bong hits the water and suddenly you are off the Sketchleys because of the backsplash up your back.
As a country we need a balanced diet, plently of exercise and low stress
Labour have delivered is a diet of cheap and easy slop that makes you ill. Peter Mandelstone is the champion of frozen moussaka and arctic roll.
Mt Turtle? Dr Gillian McKeith will see you now.
New Labour, New Conservatives – the future is bleak for us plebs.
What has Duncan said? Has he agreed with free market economics or some such heracy in the Tory party these days?
New Labour, New Conservatives – the future is bleak for us plebs.
Too true Fred.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8196949.stm
Alan Duncan has “previous” for shooting his mouth off.Don’t forget his outburst on HIGNFY when he astounded rest of panel incl Hislop & Merton on Prime Time TV by saying that Miss California should be murdered for her alleged “homophobic” comments and then when the row erupted in the media was forced to apologise saying it was meant in jest !!
If he aspires to be a Cabinet Minister he should curb his “sense of humour” methinks A sentiment I suggest CameronCentral would endorse !!
He also said a while back on national TV that MP’s were grossly underpaid. Didn’t believe a word of it then.
Arrogant Shit.
heresy
Actually , Ancram in 2007/08 claimed a total of £15756 which is some way below the favourite amount of £23083 claimed by many mps living within 100 miles of Westminster.
The stupid part of his claim was £98.58 for repairs to his swimmimg pool boiler.
Without that item he probabably would have escaped odium and ridicule.
There are many better examples of greed and amorality.
Mandleson remains implacably opposed to truth telling and his latest scheme is to masquerade as a Tory with a heart .
It must be admitted that it is better than the previous intention ( decreed by former leader ,Brown ) to campaign based on the record since 1997 (Doh )
Somehow I cannot see rows of happy,smiley faces at the Labour conference
when the new chief describes them as Tories with hearts and it is unlikely that any union leaders present wiil survive their heart attacks.
Is that his motive ?
Hey, brilliant . Bring it on Pete
Mandleson wants to be PM. Why else is he strutting his stuff on TV and radio. The Labour Conference should be well worth watching just to see the looks on their faces – particularly Gordon’s.
After today’s Toady interview, which (untypically) put my prefrontal lobes to sleep after 10 seconds so I was just hearing two competing voices droning on, I’d say he’s giving a splendid performance impersonating a c*ntankerous old queen. You don’t suppose Mandy’s pandering to the wimmins vote at liebore for when he makes his leadership bid? That really would have the B&P in glee.
As a woman, I doubt that Mandy would appeal to my sex, he is really reptilian, far too much for any self respecting woman.
Fuck you mandy , fuck you gordon , fuck you tony , you killed the labour party , you lied , spin, smeared you way to 12 years of misrule , my trust in “new” labour has gone , your bullying ways show that you are niether fair nor compasionate , so Fuck you new labour , i only hope the labour party takes the party back to the roots so we can have a real choice in 10 years , howzat for a legacy Gordon ?
It is a pity that you had not been here in Scotland, now I know there is still the Labour Lovies but many of the old guard have had their stomachs turned long before you lot in England.
i just saw this wow
She did talk a lot of very direct sense at times, old Maggie. But she had 11 years to deliver us out of the nightmare that is the EU. She could have done so, but for whatever reason, she didn’t.
As such, she’s just another in a long line of this country’s betrayers who sat back griping and mumbling whilst she threw more and more of our sovereignty away to Brussels.
A man parks his car in a disabled space and starts to walk away with no sign of any difficulty. A warden pops up.
“What’s your disability then?” “Tourette. Now **** *** you ******* ****!”
Ancram will be almost 65 at the time of the next election. With 5 million unemployed a bed-blocker like him should be thinking of standing aside and giving some younger person a go. There must be no shortage of qualified candidates among 5 million people.
If the cap fits Hunky Dunky,if the cap fits!