Rich & Mark’s Monday Morning View
Downing Street in “Purnell Gay” Smears Row – Mail on Sunday
Andrew Lansley Has Been Shot | Dan Hodges
Another Gay Gaffe From Ken | Standard
Pensioners Paying Price for Funny Money | Telegraph
Ken Penis Gaffe | Metro
Hague Photo Mystery | Guardian
The Iranian Model is Hitler | Lawrence J. Haas
No.10′s Andrew Cooper Should Look at this Poll | Douglas Carswell
Livingstone Has Form on Homophobia | ConservativeHome
Investors HBack Over RBS Meddling | CityAM
Riddled With It | Pink News
I Went Mad in the Seventies | Ken
Guy Newsroom Splits | Indy
Polly’s Voodoo Polling | UK Polling Report
Labour SpAd Backs the Bill | Mark Wallace
Guido Goes for the Lobby | Press Gazette
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Max Clifford says…
“Most people want to read nasty things about people, not nice things.”
DisgustedOfMitcham2 says:
Maybe if they really wanted to “decontaminate the Labour brand” with business people, they shouldn’t have totally buggered up the economy?
Just a thought.
god i just threw up
yep, thats just wrong for this early on a monday morning!
not going to be good for the stats
next thing they’ll tell us that mandy mandlebum is gay
Tip-top news from the front Freddie. The evil ex-minister for incompetence, Hazel Blears had her car tyres slashed and her windscreen smashed in her constituency.
Apparently she doesn’t think it’s related to the fact that her government is an evil cabal of fuckwits. Maybe her unemployed constituents took exception to her buying a Citroen Xsara with their money instead of something manufactured in the UK.
Maybe.
British cars for British MPs.
jgm will she claim on expenses or insurance ?
A Citroen Xsara? What the feck was she thinking? Oh and I hope she didn’t claim the booster seat on expenses.
Both Freddie. She’ll claim on both.
It’s not ‘cos she’s an MP. It’s ‘cos it’s a Citroen.
It is a testament to the pioneering progress Labour (with the expert guidance of its former Communities Secretary) has made, working in our communities, that a group of grateful, sensitive, hardworking and public-spirited young people made time in their busy lives on a volutary basis to make some cosmetic improvements to my motor car.
Hahahahahhahaa fuckking brilliant!
You couldn’t make satire like this up.
It’s like a Colbert Report for Toryboys this site.
Please keep it up and please keep us all laughing.
Whoopsie!
Hahahaha someone actually thought that was funny. Jeeesus wept!
Oh and Davy Cameron isn’t gay. NO, no, no, no, no, no, no. well, yes.
Little Davy Cameron was not left out of several late night Eton “escapades” and his later Bullingdon “bruiser” sessions with the rough trade after a bucketfull would no doubt raise a few eyebrows.
Thank you ‘bator. Don’t call us. We’ll call you.
On the up-side I recognise who the guy in the picture is. I recognise the story it’s alluding to and I recognise that the cartoonist was drawing attention to Brown’s alleged closet homosexuality.
It’s the first Rich and Mark cartoon I ‘get’.
I must still be pissed from last night.
is it meant to be gordon ?
i thought it was mcbride ?
So that is Brown in his Rab C Nesbit “gay” chic?
I must be naive, but are all the members of the gorgon’s government gay? The gay gorgons?
Just Seen Lord Mandelson in a bar in Eze.
He was looking very tanned if a little grey haired. Maybe no dye available out here.
He was with a man in very big,yellow shades which may, or may not, have been Bono.
Is the story about Brown still doing the circuit?
Where are they hiding the dear leader?
His unpopularity is soaring even when he is hidden from view by the party faithful. Another failed ruse to make McStalin “popular”.
One thing for sure – he is not travelling around Helmand in a rag top land rover whilst the locals through flowers under the wheels as they express their eternal gratitude for the blood & treasure Great Britain is & has expended to win their hearts & minds.
There is a rumour that he is dead – but you always get such stories with socialist despots like McMental at the end of their tenure.
It must get to him – knowing that he is only in power on that nice Mr Blairs mandate.
Still, the democracy & ballot box shy McHoon will soon be gone.
He has been cloned, but the replicant is not yet fully reliable and does not always follow Mandelson’s programming.
Dear God, not a sight for sore eyes first thing in the morning – please – or even 20th thing in the morning.
Let’s turn the thing on its head – which of them aren’t gay? It almost seems as though being gay is a prerequisite to being a Labour MP. Have to say, I always wonder about Harridan Harperson – she just seems to be so vehemently anti-men.
Yes, RR (Mrs) I think their idea of keeping Dear Leader out of sight for his holidays so that his popularity will increase is a bit of a no-hoper – or maybe they’re just hoping that with him hidden away he can’t make any bloopers & decrease his popularity. As for Peter Poppet & his Blackberry being in charge from Corfu over the weekend – priceless!
As I posted a few days ago – the answer is simple – it’s all part of the “campaign board” – Labour SpinMeisters have decided from their polling that keeping McBroon “incommunicado” for 2/3 weeks and allowing the likes of Harman & Mandelson to be the “official” stand in will boost McBroon’spoll ratings ahead of the conference season in September.Well THAT’S the plan anyway !!!!!!
The thing that ‘might’ give their popularity a boost is to keep “them all” out of the country until after the next election.
What is the new border agency doing letting Mandy back in anyway?
Maybe their mandate is not to keep unelected aliens out.
The country runs itself better without any of “them”
Sir William Waad said: “He has been cloned, but the replicant is not yet fully reliable …”
So, we have been running on the replicant for the last 10 years, then?
We can in fact now reveal that Mandy’s been running the country since 1997. Blair and Brown were merely his glove puppets.
Alexander S, surely it would be much cheaper and less complicated to put a black plastic bag over his head?
“England confides that every man will do his duty” and every woman, Scot,N IRish and Welsh for that matter at the next General election.
If this is the caption competition, perhaps the cartoon banner should read:
DO YOU WANT TO SPEAK THE MAN IN CHARGE,
OR THE WOMAN WHO KNOWS WHAT’S GOING ON?
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20090810/tuk-i-m-not-in-charge-says-mandelson-6323e80.html
Has “copper top” Blears got the message?
Blears would never get the message unless it came from the Dark Sith Lord of Everything Fondle-boys!
That is really horrible…and why is there an odd sort of gap where the “meat and two veg” should be???
Meat not big enough to reach the two veg?
It’s his ‘mangina’.
Gordon spreading rumours like that? It’s a bit like pot calling kettle. Particulatly since Gordon’s newest best friend is Mandy!
It’s a good point. There are many false gay rumours spread about Gordon Brown which he is not happy about. So why are his team spreading similar rumours about James Purnell?
Because they really don’t have a clue what the fuck is going on?
Spot on, SE
‘False rumours’ about McSnot??????
Mrs H was watching the odious Gourd of the Torture Party a few weeks ago on telly and she declared, independently of the rumours on this blog:
‘He’s a PD (gay)! You can see it in the way that he walks, the way he holds his hands!”
This was the first time that I gave creadence to the theory!
If Brown is a tail-gunner we need him in Afghanistan.
Have a look at his mouth, the way he puts his lips together. That is when he’s ablde to control his jaw.
I was told Cyclops is a barely suppressed gay by a staffer at numero dix. When I expressed mild surprise, he or she (just to keep ‘em guessing!) expressed GREAT surprise that I was surprised. Then you consider his late marriage, organised for political reasons, and things start to gel……. Mandelbum and Cyclops exchanging bodily fluids. Could they? Would they? Oh, my Gaaaad!
Nothing more than venom and bile on Broon’s part becuse Purnell didn’t hang around the sinking ship. You think that Liebore are seriously malevolent now……wait till after the election when they really start to turn on each other.
I can’t wait!!! It’s going to be the mother of all bitch-fights!!!
Colin Greigston said: “So why are his team spreading similar rumours about James Purnell?”
Because that’s what McBust and his team do. That’s all they do; all they’re good at. That’s why Bliar was in despair at them. That’s why the country is in such a mess. McDebt is like Mugabe – he has only learnt how to be destructive.
How do you know they are false?
See my post number 495, below.
OK – above!
who cares
All this talk about the Ashes gives me the runs. GB definitely bats for the other side.
What I don’t understand is the phrase “gay slur”. As being gay is one of those things, perfectly legal and natural, a bit like being a “ginga”, how can it therefore be a “slur” o call someone gay? Or is the subtext No 10 suggestion that being gay is somehow akin to being stupid? I think we should be told.
It’s text for being a liar.
Er, not quite. Just because something happens in nature, it doesn’t mean that it natural.
Oh please. Don’t confuse natural and normal. It is not normal to be left handed but it is natural. It’s not normal to be gay, but it is natural.
2 of my 4 sons are left-handed and (apart from the cost of buying pens for them) they’re entirely normal. I do agree with you on the ease with which the two words are often (intentionally) confused.
Mrs H would disagree with that! She believes it to be neither normal or natural!
Heavenly,
Can you stop talking about your mum.
Interesting distinction.
You get homosexuality in all species in the animal kingdom, not just human beings, therefore it’s natural – it may not be the standard, and is obviously something that is prevalent in a minority of people, but that does not make it unnatural.
The only people who would make such claims are those of rather limited intelligence who believe homosexuality is a lifestyle choice, rather than simply being the way some people are wired.
A strange debate. Cannibalism and murder are observed patterns of behaviour in human society. That does not make them essential or desirable features of a modern society.
Yeah right.
I heard of a gay sparrow – flew upside down for a lark. And a gay spider – kept playing with his friend’s flies.
Alibarbs, quite. Interesting also that Gordon Brown’s “family man” persona is a lifestyle choice, not unrelated to his concern that his gayness might have stopped him getting to no. 10. Wonder therefore whether he’s suggested Mandy get himself a wife. If so, I believe Ann Widdecombe is at present unattached.
Alibarbs, if the electorate knew that GB was “one of them”, many wouldn’t vote for him because of their prejudices. There are a number of MPs past and present who had ‘lavender wives’, to cover their tracks.
The political parties play the game themselves tailoring the candidate to match the constituency demographic. Hence the ethnic choice in an area where there is a high proportion of immigrants, not having a Cockney in a Scottish one etc, etc.
I know of one area where the Labour candidate got in with a much reduced majority because a). She was a woman, and b). She wasn’t Catholic.
People and prejudices Alibarbs, people and prejudices!
Sorry Hugh Bristic, but are you suggesting that homosexuality is up there with cannibalism and murder in the socially unacceptable stakes?
Homosexuality is a sin on a par with cannibalism and murder.
You must hang homosexuals if you wish to enter paradise.
Homosexuality is neither natural or normal. You might find other people’s excrement sexually exciting, but I think you’ll find most people consider it a perversion, a dirty habit which is evidence of psychological damage.
Alli, you have asked an interesting question. my view is that society makes arbitrary decisions on what is acceptable or otherwise.
My point was that just because a certain type of behaviour is observed in human society or in other animals does not of itself mean that it can be deemed socially acceptable on the grounds of being ‘natural’
Allah you are indeed all knowing. Not sure about the mercy part!
Allah at 182 (peace be upon you). To what extent should homosexuals be hanged? I mean, how well-hung should they be?
Well, that makes me ‘of rather limited intelligence’, then.
Funny, that – I must have had a brainstorm during every exam I ever took!
Some people (and animals, too, which by your criterion makes it ‘natural’) are sexually attracted to prepubescents, but that doesn’t make it acceptable or normal behaviour.
GB wasnt elected PM he just took his turn… eventually.
It’s dog-whistle politics. If there is any truth in the rumour or if the rumour becomes main-stream then that’s it for Purnell. Broad-minded as the Labour party like to portray themselves they know that many of their voters will stay at home rather than vote for a homosexualist. Just as they’re discovering how many of them are not as keen as they’d previously assumed on immigration. An aversion they like to believe is due to recent influx of immigrants from Eastern Europe but they know, and we know and the B&P knows is actually a backlash to the ‘stanification of Luton, Leeds, Bradford and all points north.
Which is why so many of their voters have jumped ship to the B&P.
So Brown is not slurring Purnell for being ‘gay’ because it’s a playground insult. He’s destroying Purnell’s electability by the core vote. The 20% of folk who, after a decade of financial scorched earth, will still vote for a pig with a red rosette.
But not a poofter with a red rosette. Or a Pakistani with a red rosette either.
Christ, no wonder Sarah’s favourite Christmas present was a turkey baster.
In the cartoon, Brown’s basket is far too big. Believe me.
christ almighty Guido, can’t you save pictures liket that till friday.
Yeah, LATE Friday, too. After we’re all pissed enough to cope with the trauma.
Next thing they’ll be telling us Mandelson is a beefer also
Mandelslime flies upside down for a lark.plays with a friends flies,
& not only but also strangles other mens chickens !.
Did you know the garden at No.10 is uphill?
No, but it does have a glass ceiling.
Is Mandleson being hopeful about getting Purnells ass?
Don’t you mean seat?
Same thing innit – ass/seat….. oops, ‘in it’ lolol. I’ll get my coat.
Next they’ll be announcing Zanuliebore’s changing it’s brand colour to pink.
REMEMBER THAT ‘KISS’ BETWEEN GORDON AND SARAH AT ZANULIEBORE’S CONFERENCE??? I think that was their first as it was so awkward……imo of course – and ‘allegedly’.
Me thinks that as well
Me, very much, too.
next we will get told that ed balls is gay and his”wife ” is really a man
any news on Marcus Trescothick’s ‘psychological frailty’?
ask langer he bats with him
Like I was saying, you Poms are all poofters and poofters as we all know can’t catch, throw or bat.
theres still one more test
I was right behind you laddie, in a manner of speaking of course, up until you performed like a Brighton second XI at Leeds.
Says the man called ‘Justin’. Might as well have called you Gaylord or Gabriel. Or fucking Fabian.
Fucking hell
Is there anybody in the Labour party who isn either a knob jockey or a rabid feminazi?
presscott ?
Blair was bisexual. two for the price of one
Has he been cured then? Peter Foster allegedly had some documentation of a pictorial nature but then it all went quiet except for Slotty’s convoy of prophylactic hardware trundling the nation’s highways through the night.
Nah, that fine figure of a woman , Clarrisa Dickson-Wright , was in chambers with him, when the name Miranda emerged . She had him down as one of those ‘girlie men’, that Arnie refered to.
How the hell would she (cdr) know? Her of the deep voice and motor cycle side-car tendencies.
Never knew which way to turn in bed…..However, until SlotGob came along it doubled his chances of a Saturday night date – boom boom
Really? Tell us more!
Blair swings both ways his third way was alluding to a nice threesome with Brown adn Mandy. You have to be a shirtlifter or a man hater to be in the new labia party.
Don’t forget – he did kiss the Pope’s ring.
Let’s revisit this ‘Brown is gay’ issue:
* Screams a lot at people
* Has no friends
* Pretends to like football
* Is an arse-bandit.
Hmm… could be just that he’s a Scotchlander.
* Doesn’t like women
* Minces
* Holidays in Provincetown
Has an unpleasant profile.
Abjures the furry cup
Abjures the meerkat.
Visted P’Town, extracts a strange mix, if you go there more than once you really enjoy a different way of life than the norm.
you forgot throwing nokias
Had his teeth veneered.
Tuscan Tony.
Immediately cease,desist and abjure from all such jokes.I have just shat myself reading that………………….and it’s another 12 days to a new issue of laundry
Colonel Madd
Straddles the world like a Colossus
Wish he’d do that to me. No, on second thoughts, maybe not.
“Back to Basters” what Sarah Brown would have said had she been coached by John Major.
I thought it was completely accepted QED that Brown is indeed a Cock Sniffer.
Be still, Grasshopper
Shouldn’t that be a rather more Gere-esque – “be still, hamster”, CEH?
I’m not an expert, but would that not defeat the purpose of said hamster?
Does he dance the gay gordon?
Is there anyone who isn’t gay in the Government?
Is Corfu the new Myknonos?
Bob Ainsworth? (well, who would?) More to the point, is there anybody who isn’t arrogant, dishonest, self serving or incompetent in the Government? The answer is a clear no.
Never mind just the Government – don’t forget all of Westminster and Whitehall
Do we honestly think Dave will have the balls to clean all this up after the election and govern with integrity.
my extensive research on the English Opposition, captained by Dave The Fop Cameron, says no. 5-0 whitewash.
seems like Parliament is the new (?) priesthood !.
The Brown/Balls/Mandelson triumvirate will do anything to discredit anyone who stands in their way by any means.
The autobiographies of the inner circle of this malevolent web will keep us entralled for years after the next election.
I just shows that Damian McBride was not a lone wolf. Michael Dugher, John Woodcock, Michael Ellam, Simon Lewis, Balshan Izzet and Ian Bundred appear willing to mire antone at their masters bidding.
They don’t seem to realise that they only sully the office of the Prime Minister as the truth will out in the end.
Why they are stupid enough to think anyone would care if Purnell was gay anyway.
This follows persistent rumours that Gordon “may” have a lot in common with Heath and Asquith, which is why Mandelson has an inexplicable hold over him.
Will we ever know the truth of this government (if truth even exists)?
god help dave and george ( if ) they win the election imagine there face when the see the real state of the public purse
Strewth, is the public purse a raving poofter too?
well its been fucked by brown for 12 years , make your own mind up
Oooo! I’ve got thuch a thore botty…..
Sounds like you need some quantitative easing.
The ‘real’ state of the public finances will take years to unravel. It will need teams of forensic accountants to disentangle the double book-keeping, ‘lost’ files, ‘lost’ contracts etc etc.
One thing for sure, whatever picture is presented by the official books on Day One, no matter how bad they are, will be a rigged, rosy picture compared to the truth.
The truth is: We’re fucked.
Agreed. It would have been far better to have let the worst banks fail and go under, thereby containing the losses so far as possible. We would not now be facing the prospect of crippling levels of taxation for years and years to come (beginning immediately after the next GE, of course).
Not only that, but riddled with high structural unemployment for a good 5 years at least, the only people who will survive the trauma will be those who come to the UK from low-wage countries and work illegally in the black economy; paying no tax and repatriating the bulk of their earnings. It really is looking like a Doomsday scenario. I imagine next summer will see a great deal of anger being expressed on the streets around the country and we will all know which party’s policies were responsible.
Will we ever know the truth of this government (if truth even exists)?
I think you’ve hit on the onanistic Liberal Arts device which allows these evil bastards to tell the lies they do.
Wow maaaaan. What is ‘truth’ anyway maaaan. If we blieve something maaaan, does it not become our own ‘truth’.
Maaaaan.
Whacked out, drugged up fucking student philosophy masquerading as a government near you.
All paid for by our taxes.
Thank you, Sir. I could not have put it better myself!
By the way, it looks like ‘it’s starting’…
‘It’s starting’? You mean you reckon the poison dwarfs car getting attacked wasn’t a random act?
I live in hope.
If the fuckers were hung from cranes and fed to pigs it would be too good for the bastards.
Nice to see that Manchester’s finest actually pitched up for this one and are now investigating. More to just financial perks for being an MP.
But extremely unfair on the pigs IMO.
Where is wee Gaylord Gordo anyway?
I have not been subjected to dear leaders dulcit tones on his private Pravda BBC broadcasting service recently.
Is it a ruse to keep him out of the spotlight?
If so, it won’t work. The hoon will be crucufied at the next election – if he allows one that is.
watch the repeats on the parlimentary channel if your sad enough
How comes it’s a ‘Hate Crime’ to pester somebody at work about their sexuality if you’re not a Labour sympathiser, but perfectly legitimate if you are? It’s the same with race or religion. Did TB get them all a Papal dispensation to be arseholes or something?
nope, satanic dispensation.
I suppose the description “filthy pervert” is no longer allowed.
Fucking hell, England are shit.
like I said to CMJ on TMS, they’re fucking rubbish.
cut the fucking language out.
Agreed. Using foul language is the hallmark of an ignorant cυnt
the real tim lovejoy is an untalented arsewipe
Also “is” under Labour!
they suck.
…but only when they take their heads out of their arses!!
If all Socialists were Gay they could not breed and bring up another generation of little Socialists – I wish all Socialists were Gay.
that’s what you think buddy
Like don’t be so poofophbic, man like just cos someone is like gay and likes to have like anal sex with er blokes like does not mean they are a bad person. OK, like take a chill out pill man, I mean er well, like you know what I mean right.
Bend over then mate, this won’t hurt…much.
They have special mutant sperm in storage for syringing purposes, and femininst hags ready to do the right thing.
the trouble with England is we’re missing our best player, my fellow countryman, the South African Kevin Pietersen
Purnell is almost certainly not gay: Did you see the state of his flat?
can i just ask does it matter if someone is gay ? i dont really give a shit if they are gay straight even a fucking unic, i just want some decent people doing a decent job
True.Unfortunately politics seems to attract the useless and the talentless these days.
will dave and co be any better ? hard to see if they could be any worse
No-one could possibly be any worse than the current lot.
Dave may not be perfect, but at least he’s appearing honest about the situation. We may not like hearng that taxes may rise and spending will fall, but he is treating the public like adults…
Yeah, granted he couldn’t be any worse, Steve. But is that really the best we can hope for? It’s not exactly a very high standard, is it? Personally, I’ve very little respect for Dave since he backed down so abjectly spinelessly over that german accent joke he played. He should have told his detractors to just fuck off and get a life. A joke’s just a joke. What a gutless cυnt. And he’s our best hope? Fuck me.
You’re not wrong there Sod ‘em All. Dave needs to grow a spine and be more honest, as was shown with the denials around increasing VAT at the weekend.
However, recent history shows that Oposition leaders say very little in that position, both Bliar and Thatcher won their first elections on the basis that a change of government was necessary rather than any detailed policy plans.
Those voters that will make the difference for DC are not those who are already converted but those who have voted Liebour since 1992 or 1997 in regions such as the North, South West, Wales and Scotland. These are the people to whom the Tories need to appeal in order to win the election.
@Sod ‘em all
Winston Churchill got into politics when he was basically saying the same thing as you – someone said to him, stop complaining and get in there and be better yourself – so he did.
So, are you up for it? Or are you going to shut the fuck up?
Dave’s greatest asset is he isnt Gorgon. That gets my vote.
start with the first XI, Fred.
ok langers
opening bat boycott and gower
middle order tresco , stewet , collingwood , alan knott , me
bowlers botham, willis, fraiser and monty
What’s wrong with Edrich?
The Australians don’t like it up them.
Some of them do.
That will teach you to boo Ponting.
Oh and you need more South Africans in the team.
The problem is when a gay gets into a position of power and can hire and fire, he/she generally recruits other gays (in the same way straight men hire young, pretty secretaries) so you get a cabal where the primary requirement is their sexuality, not their competence.
I’ve seen it happen time and time again, at the Palace, at the BBC and now in government.
Everyone on this site today will be accused of homophobia which is the third most popular smear word (after racist and bigot )
I want know what Harman intends to do to protect homophobes from the disgusting verbal attacks made on them by the gay rights industry.
Harman advocates equality for all genders but is completely silent on this subject .
If she is too busy to draft some legislation perhaps she could get some assistance from her deputy , Chris (pants man) Bryant
Or she could find something useful to do with her time – fat chance of course, only the leadership matters to Manhater-Harperson.
Equality for everyone, as long as they are not a white hetrosexual Christian man of course…
That’s it I’ve heard enough Im coming out of the closet and confessing that I am a raving heterosexual.
I await an early morning raid by Stalin’s secret police packing their portable DNA register.
I believe that the smear of “climate change denier” is quickly rising up the places. So if you are a racist, antisemitic, homophobic, sexist, climate change denier to a new labour accolyte, Then you are probably a normal human being.
I’ve had enough of rampant heterophobia. It’s not as if being gay is against the law any more.
We live by gay rule.
“Natural Climate Change Denier” is a good one to throw back into the faces of the global warming nazis.
But old, fat, bald, white men are a such a nice target
Sith Ifrican Kivin Pitirsin his an ickillies hill priblim.
is dat antwhere near primrose hil, den?
Uss he een yarpie?
Why are you typing in a Rhodesian accent?
What a brilliant response.
Zimboon accent
Yaapie !
um , is this a cartoon of McBroon or Alan Sugar?
Difficult to tell.
mcbride
Oy you can shut it right up. I am here to tell you that I got where I am by sheer hard graft….blah blah blah….
Sugar shaves the palms of his hands
Looks a bit like Desperate Dan waiting for his next helping of cow pie – too much in the meat & veg dept though.
Soya sausage and that is where he keeps his coppers
I’m amazed Hazel Blears can actually venture out in her own constituency with no stab vest or police escort.
Its good to see her constituents are giving her their version of the car scrapage scheme.
Teenagers with nothing to do eh?,maybe they could get weekend jobs if there weren’t so many immigrants taking them.
Such a coincidence that of all the cars parked in Salford at any one time, these alleged bored teenagers just happened to go for Madam Chipmunk’s.
Either it’s (understandably) sickened constituents, or it’s disaffected teenage vandals. Either way, it says SHEDLOADS about what Nu Labour’s tenure in office has done for Britain. The Ginger Minger can kid herself all she wants; the rest of us can see the bigger picture.
“I was canvassing nearby at the time and returned to my car to find the damage. ” BBC quotes her as saying.
Canvassing???
the best offer she got was a fiver to fuck off
Canvassing? Is that a new word for Soliciting?
I didn’t know that there was a campsite in Salford for canvasing.
Of course it was canvassing. Otherwise, it’d be awkward for her to claim her shopping, parking and car repair on MPs expenses.
…but she will require business use on her policy – wonder if she has it? No matter, if her insurers won’t pay then we will.
Yes, canvassing, as in “I was canvassing outside Tesco….”
yes, she’s a bit of an artist you know
Sorting out her fake postal votes, more like.
‘Canvassing’ means she was camped on the pavement outside someone’s front door.
Now wouldn’t it be the icing on the cake were the insurance not up to date?
Her having memory issues and all.
She stole £13000 from the taxpayer without so much as a taped police interview,somehow i think she’d getaway with no car insurance.
She won’t have to claim on her insurance. We’ll pay for this as usual. What’s the limit for unreciepted expense claims? 250 quid? There’s more than 250 quid’s worth of damage there, but all she has to do is get the tyres done at one garage and the windscreen done somewhere else. Simple, innit?
Nu Labour has created an economy where only illegal immigrants paying no tax working in the black economy are doing well. Oh, and illegal immigrants who beg, of course.
Do we know whether the Revenue accepted it?There was some doubt at the time.
And did it bounce? Do we know?
I thought only teachers drove Citroens?
That’s the old 2CV you’re thinking of. (invariably with a “Nuclear Power? No Thanks!” sticker in the back window.)
Cυnts. Their 40+ years of Commie indoctrination in the classroom have resulted in the illiterate, monosyllabic, unteachable ruffians that they themselves have created, which now routinely wallop their Leftie indoctrinators. ‘Natural Law’ in action…
I fucken hate gays and commies but i love eating black and asian pussy. I have 6 A* levels init and i’m going to uni to study media init.
Me nan always says vote for labour but chanelle and me can’t get council housing cause all the nigerians are getting them init. So i’m gonna vote for b & p init not cause i’m racist it’s cause they will give me a council house for me and chanelle init.
MEN reported the vehicle attempted to drive away from the scene (2 slashed tyres and a large windscreen chip that would cause an MOT fail), and then Plod arrived. Were it anyone else in Salford but The Ginger Minger, they would have been done immediately for attempting to drive a vehicle in that condition.
She probably won’t in future.
oh dear , some people have chaind thelmselves to lrod mandys home , on the sky news ticker
His Lordship has wood.
Bet Mandy loves it.
he had a brazillion in chains
At least they had the sense to do it when he is out, wonder what sort of panic there will be when he comes home and tries to get in?
they might cry rape
Hope they’ve got a couple of bombs ready to welcome him home with.
This is a picture of the secret “shag” child. Spawned in the laboratory beneath No 10 between Blaire and Harman. It’s left buttock has 666 branded on it. It feeds on the misery of this nation and as in the Terminator movie “it simply will not stop”. The next experiment will involve it copulating in front of a live Cabinet audience with Lord Mandyboy of Fey, who had had a fully functioning female reproductive system transplanted into him while on holiday in Corfu. The result of this coupling will be our next PM.
Run you fools
Don’t hold back – Tell us what you realy think?
I’m hearing ‘O fortuna’ from Carmina Burana.
LOL!
Is queer the new straight?
Pot Kettle Pink……………
Is it true that Mark Lester is actually the father of McSnot’s children?
I’m reviewing the situation.
[Gordon] [sung] In this life, one thing counts
In the bank, large amounts
I’m afraid these don’t grow on trees,
You’ve got to claim an expense or two
You’ve got to claim an expense or two, boys,
You’ve got to claim an expense or two.
[Front bench]
Large amounts don’t grow on trees.
You’ve got to claim an expense or two.
[Gordon] (spoken)]
Let’s show the Tories how it’s done, shall we, my dears?
[Gordon][sung] Why should we break our backs
Stupidly paying tax?
Better get some untaxed income
Better to make a claim or two.
You’ve got to claim an expense two, boys
You’ve got to claim an expense or two.
[Front bench]
Why should we all break our backs?
Better to claim an expense or two.
[Gordon (spoken)]
Who says crime doesn’t pay?
[Gordon][sung] Robin Hood, what a crook!
Gave away, what he took.
Charity’s fine, subscribe to mine.
Get out and claim an expense or two
You’ve got to claim an expense or two, boys
You’ve got to claim an expense or two.
[Front bench]
Robin Hood was far too good
He had to claim an expense or two.
[Gordon]
Take a tip from the Lord of shites,
He can whip what he likes.
I recall, he started small
He had to make a claim or two.
You’ve got to claim an expense, boys
You’ve got to claim an expense or two.
[Front bench]
We can be like the Lord of shites
If we make a claim or two.
[British Public (spoken)]
Stop thief!
[Gordon]Dear old Lord passing by
Something nice takes his eye
Everything’s clear, attack the rear
Get in and make a claim or two.
You’ve got to claim an expense or two, boys
You’ve got to claim an expense or two.
[Front bench]
Have no fear, attack the rear
Get in and make a claim or two.
[Gordon]
When I see someone rich,
Both my thumbs start to itch
Only to find some peace of mind
We have to make a claim or two.
You’ve got to claim an expense or two, boys
You’ve got to claim an expense or two.
[Front bench]
Just to find some peace of mind
[Gordon and Front bench]
We have to claim an expense or two!
Splendid my pretty….
Chronic, you are truly the reincarnation of Lionel Bart.
When I see someone rich,
Both my thumbs start to itch
Surely that’s Mandy’s line innit?
“What’s that boy! You want MORE!
No – I’m the father.
McSperm will have claimed for the turkey baster on his exe’s.
No, I’m Spermicus
That drawing, with the hirsuit snotgobbler’s gonads hanging down into his scabby Y-fronts, the spiders-legs pubes poking out…is going to give me nightmares for years to come. It’s a vision of utter horribleness, and one that makes me feel like chucking up my lunch…. many thanks…
I try not to dwell on Rich & Mark’s cartoons. They play havoc with my digestive system.
I have just read that Gordon Brown reads 5 books a week
This week?
Managing Your Money All-in-one for Dummies (Paperback)
The Gay Man’s Kama Sutra by Terry Sanderson (Paperback – 1 Oct 2007)
Smart Choices: A Practical Guide to Making Better Decisions by John S Hammond, Ralph L Keeney, and Howard Raiffa
Body Odour (New Self Help) by Leon Chaitow (Paperback – 25 Jul 1994)
Lying: Moral Choice in Public and Private Life by Sissela Bok (Paperback – 1 Sep 1999)
I understand he reads every other page!
And colours in the rest ..
I thought it would have been more along the lines of
I can Make you Rich – by Paul McKenna.
1000 Days of Sodom?
1000 Days of Solitude would suit all of us in his case.
Er, I don’t wish to be pedantic, but I believe it was 120 days of sodom and 100 years of solitude. That’s what Mandy told me, anyway.
It’s a carrier bag with two bricks in it covered over by a second hand book costing 20p at the local Oxfam which he read twenty years ago. If the McDoom read anything now he would immediately die of shame.
You forgot “Nail On The Bannister” by Ivor Knackershort.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/prole_art/3769349509/sizes/l/
this is more damning of old gordo
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/henryporter/2009/aug/10/id-card-database-breach
Fabulous!
“This may catch may a few bored council workers who have trespassed in a friend’s file but lets just imagine a more sophisticated attack involving one of those crime syndicates specialising in identity theft and about which we hear so much from ministers trying to scare us into accepting the ID card. It surely would be an irony if the aggregation of personal information in the United Kingdom were to make identity theft more, not less, likely.”
Ironic indeed, but hardly unlikely. And why 90 million records in a country with ‘only’ 60 million inhabitants? This idea really stinks.
Apologies for going O/T but, I’ve just read the shocking details about what happened to Hazel Blears’ car. The police said that they attended the scene where, “a car had been damaged”.
A Car? So it was just hers was it? Was it singled out from all the other cars?
Hazel said she thought it was ‘teenagers with nothing to do on a hot afternoon’.
Was it? So why didn’t they just nick it and go “joy riding” and burn it afterwards? Slashing all four tyres takes a bit of time and effort, not the usual MO for Mancunian Scallywags. Maybe it was people fed up with not having a job or no prospects other than high taxes and unemployment for the forseeable future whilst some smug git claims expenses for everything, including the kitchen sink.
If it was teenagers with nothing to do then they must be the direct result of twelve years of Labour government
I had my car nicked in Salford once. The Dibble didn’t give a shit, gave me a crime number and that was that. I wonder if they’ll put in more effort for the ginger chipmunk?
Bet she didn’t have to wait 6 days for the plod to arrive. I did.
You were lucky, mate! At least they turned up eventually.
All I got was a fucking ansaphone saying not to disturb them unless it was a genuine emergency. And in this instance me car was nicked, not just vandalised. Needless to say I never saw a single copper, nor my stolen car (ever again). Fucking Labour; fucking Useless.
@ P c-f , as someone wrote on Mrs Dales’ blog, ‘police are looking for 60 million suspects !
On BBC news three or four locals were interviewed (all women) in Salford and they declared that everybody knew it was her car and everybody hated her guts, bet that story board gets edited before it reaches the 6 pm news.
[Gospel choir]
Oh happy day.
Oh happy day.
etc etc
In “news” “reporting” facts never last long when they fly in the face of the MSM narrative.
It doesn’t matter if it doesn’t reach the news. The fact that everyone hates her is enough for me. She won’t last long.
It’s all over Sky News. No doubt the BBC will shove it to the back burner as bad NU Labour publicity, but at least on Sky they showed some scally’s footage of the chipmunk cowering in the back of her trashed motah in deep mobile phone conversation presumably with some toady at the Fees Office, in the process of making a claim (no doubt).
In another NW city, Hzl’s car would have been stripped of all working parts and then left as a seatless, engine less, tyre less wreck. Sounds like the Salford court of public opinion has brought her to trial.
Any odds on GMP not bringing the ‘teenagers’ to justice?
If those responsible claim it was a politically motivated crime then I’ll chip in a few quid for their defence.
Sorry, politically motivated act. Not crime. It’s my car. I paid for it. I’m not bothered.
Hazel will not judge the socially excluded yoof too harshly. Nu Labia understands that noone is to blame for anything they do wrong it is all Mrs Thatcher’s fault. Socially and economically excluded yoof can do no wrong, Haz would even feel that way if it was her ugly boat race that was slashed and not her tyres.
Did it start in America,perhaps?
They tried to joyride in it but found their knees pressed so hard against their chin that it proved impossible.
I don’t give a shit about James Purnell’s sexual preferences.
What I do care about is his expenses claim for the cleaning of his London flat, which hadn’t seen a hoover or duster for some years.
That’s what I object to.
anally retentive OR anally slack
I bet his CD collection is not in alphabetical order either.
dirty bitch!
Let me guess it’s a Chris Huhne lookalike posing as the country’s most hated overweight scottish slob and braindead dictator whose brass neck is only exceeded by his rhinoceros hide.
Looks like Adrian Childs stepped in to pose whilst McSnot’s away.
Cut me loose…please!
I love a bit of Greek
Guido any truth in the rumours that Wacko Jocko is the sperm donor that sired Wacko Jackos offspring?
They had a lot in common
Both shit with money, and both closeted poofs.
Food for though, if it were not for the fantastic Matthew Paris, would Mandlebum still be covert in his sexual preferences!
Who will buy my beautiful white sperm
What a lot I got
aaaaarrrrgh. I’ve laughed so much at these posts I’ve hurt meself. I really have. Brilliant. Absolutely no comments please. As for that Cartoon. Dear God – whoever drew that needs to see a doctor.
Apparently Lord Mandybum has a terrible Halitosis problem.
He went to a Harley Street specialist that prescribed him two pints of liquid Diarrhoea.
The specialist admitted that it would not cure the Halitosis but it would tone
it down a little.
LOL! I’ll bet he didn’t even need a spoonful of sugar to help it go down.
The spotlight has to turn to “Mark and Rich” themselves. There is no way it takes two men to turn out once a week an insultingly talentless, tasteless, witless, obvious, unfunny and incompetently drawn “cartoon” for Guido and you have to think that the glue in their relationship is something other than a shared interest in humour, or draughtmanship. Care to comment, boys?
Tosspot, how can you be so thick!! It’s obvious, Rich and Mark are conjoined twins!!! Surgeons considered attempts to separate them but decided it was unsafe. The emergency humour by-pass was a complete success but they still share a giggle gland.
Personally I don’t think Skid & Mark exist.
I believe it is the work of Guido’s five year old daughter who is now happily recovering from Swine Flu.
If that’s the case it surely merits a bronze star.
I’m going to keep that picture. Should I ever doubt my sexuality, I’ll only need to take one look at it and realise that there’s no way but hetero
I bet if you think of Harriet Harman your knob shrivels up, I know mine does.
Mine becomes engorged! All she needs is a good stiff’un to make her see sense.
Yeah, I’ll bet she’s never had a GOOD FUCK in her entire life. That’s why she hates men, the stupid cow.
Stuff this, lets take over Parliament whilst they are away.
Mass sit in.
Who are they going to call to seize the place back?
The British Army? Nope, Westiminsters credit with the Forces are all used up.
Their “Pets at the Met”? Even Sir Pauls Stasi would not dare.
Come on, lets have it.
When I was a fresh faced security bod at Parliament Simon Hughes used to linger a little too long making small talk at the car search box it was a while after that he was outed by some Labour tosser at an election.
So they have previous for this shit. Keith Vaz had better watch his step then.
Say no more.
shurly shome mishtake. Are you implying that the ‘vazaline’ sobriquet , doesn’t refer to his dodgy property deals and penchant for postal voting irregularities, but infact to his prefered lubricant for pink oboe performances ?
Is there something wrong? Not a troll insight?
I suspect certain IP addresses have been blocked. Ho ho ho ho ho.
The best bit is, the vacuous c-unts will be writing reams of shit, submitting it and it getting coshed before blighting a single innocent viewers eyes.
Tee heee.
I wouldn’t say the trolls were particularly insightful.
Shhhhh… Don’t tempt fate…
but steve you are a troll for fucks sake you fucking tramp!
Jesus Christ Almighty, please Lord give me strenth.
osama, steve expat the tramp and jgm2 are all tory trolls and yet here they are pretending they are not.
what a fucking carry on, eh?
what a bunch of fucking wankers.
Mr Moderator,
Please could you block the evening IP addresses of the trolls as well as the daytime ones?
Great job so far on the troll killing, I think only one of the c.unts has made it through today!
what the fuck are you going on about you Huhne?
you are a troll so you are arguing in favour of having your own IP address blocked.
you fucking moron!
Sorry guys just passing through.
Uh-oh. Somebody DID tempt fate….
said tory troll no.4
what a c’unt.
that i sooooo funny.gordon outing gays!!!!!!!
ffs!!!!!!!!!
in denial about every facet of his whole life!
saviour of the world?
casually forgetting the trip to the gay resorts of long island?
or the marriage of convenience to sarah?
ask any of the senior plod in the met………
brown is a well known gay…………
personally i dont give a monkeys about their sexuality………
but the complete trashing of the uk finances along with the constant lunatic agendas whether in education,wars or stealing of our money does rather annoy me………..
So did Michael Jackson provide the sperm?
Yes; but it unfortunately will be second hand
Poor Shara dosent know which way to turn
with everything else to content with, business now has to deal with chippy Postman Pat on strike, cheques and components stuck in the mail system
If you don’t like how much you get paid for your job or the hours or the working conditions fuck off and get another job, just don’t get me involved in your personal issues, bunch of wanker lefties
Most important mail shifted its arse to the internet long ago. Most of the post today is junk mail. If they want to finally kill their business – and their jobs – let them do it. Plonkers.
The post is still used by councils and government departments though. HMRC for example, the c’unts.
This is nothing…the unionistas are storing up all their vitriol, bile and strike action for after their beloved labour has been booted out of office. Then all the I’m-alright-jack pettyfogging, marxist shop stewards will be urging the brothers out on strike because – horror of horrors – there will have been some call for restraint. This will certainly happen in the public sector if there is even as much as a hint that there are to be job cuts, or no inflation busting pay rises. Will Cameron sort them out? No chance…it’ll be beer and sushi at no 10, lick lick, slurp slurp, grovel grovel….
och aye the noooooo
Please Mr McMental
can you make me more poor?
Isn’t the point here that La-bore are doing to one of their own , . . . again.
Not content with phuquing up the economy and the country, they want to leave no stone unturned (or shirt unlifted) and make themselves unelectable and possible 3rd place runners up in the next GE.
I truely feel sorry for the ‘genuine’ Labour Politicians out there. I seem to recall they originally got in using, amongst other things, an anti-sleaze platform, but have now since tried to re-write the book on corruption and manipulation in British politics.
At least with a feudal system you knew where you stood with the local Baron Inbred. Taxes were collected personally (not stealthily), and you could look forward to an exiting french holiday, or cruise trip to meet those charming Spanish, every now and then.
The feudal Barons started the whole Modern Civilisation thing off with the Magna Carta.
I intend to lead you out of poverty
Unlike the do nothing tories.
Come and suck my moral compass little chap.
So Purnell phones up the Daily Hitler and agrees to say something rude about the PM in return for them printing that he has a girlfriend.
I don’t think I’ve ever heard anything quite so sad.
I thought it was called the Daily Goebbels. I live and learn, thanks!
”Daily Fail” actually get with the times grandads.
I’ll have you know I am only 13, though I pass for 15 and sometimes can get served in the pub.
So there.
Lord Fondlebum and myself are commited to lifting the poverty ridden shirts of every small boy in this country (or Corfu)
Hillary Benn wants ideas to move food production in this country ‘Forward’.
With a more soft approach to euthanasia on the cards ‘Soylent Green’ would seem to be the answer.
Or was that what you were getting at Mr Benn but wanted someone else to suggest it.
Here’s a good Idea you four eyed fuckwit,shut the fucking borders.
Viscount Stansgate.
Inter-generational political elite.
Multi Millionaire “Socialist”.
Tell us Viscount, now that McHoon has almost guaranteed future inflation that will destroy everyones meager savings, what are you planning to do with your families millions?
Dear Mr Fred,
I intend to use the money I have swindled out of the dopey working classes to send my children to good schools so that we can produce another right-on Socialist who can continue the hereditary system my father spent his life railing against. I hope this answers your question.
Sincerely Yours – Hillary Ben.
If the socialists destroy our food imports then they can increase their power over the little people by rationing the food they allow them to eat.
They really do think the world would be a better place if they ruled us totally.
We’ll have to kill them if they try.
Hilary Benn = a boy named Sue
Couldn’t have put it better myself.
To feed people, you need food. To get food, you need land. They are not making any more land but they are making more people. Many, many more people.
This country is an island. The sea levels are rising. This government has decided that parts of East Anglia’s farm land should be allowed to revert to saltings as the cost for sea defences is too high.
This country has one of the most efficient farming sectors in the world.
This country has a government that is ambivalent (at best) to farming and agriculture.
This country has a government that has allowed many, many farmers to become bankrupt during its twelve years in power. This government would rather speak to MegaCorp Supermarket Inc. than the NFU.
This country is overcrowded (according to the Optimum Population Trust and MigrationWatch). If you overcrowd an island you cannot hope to concrete over farmland with houses AND feed the population, unless you import massive amounts of food.
This country is in financial crisis, importing food means exporting Sterling.
This country has an open doors policy to immigration and at least one million people living here illegally. They have to eat but where will we get the food from?
This country has a party in power that promised “joined up government”.
This country has an Environment Secretary who does not appear to have thought through his little bit of populist, eco-babble.
It has come to a pretty bad state of affairs when there are more homos in the Labour party than than there are in the Conservative party.
Now I know why Shaun getswood crossed the floor *bitch*
I was at Bristol Grammar School with that unspeakable cυnt. He was a gobby smartarse “rebel” who seemed to believe he was Malcolm McDowell in “If..”
Cυnt then, cυnt now.
O/T. What a wanker.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8193401.stm
A kindly pussycat? God help us all.
Kindly except when it hasn’t been fed for a while.
‘I have learnt from experience that you can defeat people without killing them’
And,
‘I am just a kindly pussycat’
Ok then you fucking Pussy get our troops out of Afghanistan.
“What a wanker”……… he employs staff to perform that particular task.
The BBC quotes Mandy as saying:
“. . . . I don’t feel in that mode now. And secondly, I’ve learned from experience that you can defeat people without killing them.”
Is he referring to someone in particular? Dr Kelly?
It’s a bloody odd thing to say, and Mandy loves toying with the truth.
Sorry, I’m still pissed at Marr making a pigs ear of his interview with the slippery shister a few months ago.
The media seem to be obsessed by Lord Fumblebum of Boy – which is just the way he likes it because he craves publicity and they give it to him in lorry-loads. Frankly I’m tired of his pathetic games and the sooner he and his bum-chums are removed, the better. It’s not very edifying watching him mince around government either – it’s just a game to him and one, for some reason, the media seem to want to play all the time. Vacuous poof.
I say old chap steady on, I’ll have you know I am a batty boy of the highest esteem, by which I mean I bat for Britain, yes I know I have built up a substanstial personal mountain of cash, property, investments etc. etc and done very dirty deals with some the world’s dodgiest criminals, but it’s all been worth it. I love the contrast, I am wrapped in ermine and I wallow in shit!
True, and he’s already had two strikes against him (that we know of). Snake in the grass.
How did this happen?
The country is now being run by a person who has no democratic mandate whatsoever and is accountable to nobody.
This amount of power would be scary in anyone’s hands, but Mandelson??
Never a good idea to turn your back on him – even for a minute.
I always figured him as a receiver not a giver.
Excuse me! I have to be very ‘accountable’ to the Rothchilds, Murdochs and dodgy Russians of the world.
He’s been busy extracting money. Fancies himself on the money market. Would be interesting to know how he’s extracting it, and the roundabout way he’ll divert it back into the uk. Newlabour are desperate for money to fight the next election.
Exactly!
Only a few days ago, there was talk of him being “given” a safe seat, so that he could stand for the leadership. Of course, he would have to give up his seat in the Lords, but I shouldn’t think that would worry him. After all, it’s only temporary. He’ll be back there before we know it.
This man wants to be PM and we are powerless to stop him.
There may be hope.
Anyone remember Patrick Gordon-Walker, a chum of H Wislon whose presence at his master’s side was deemed so important that after he had been thrown out at a general election a ‘safe’ seat was vacated by some time-server in return for being thrown among the ermine vermin?
Well, the ignorant electorate refused to vote for P G-W. Bastards.
So they had to try it again with another safe seat. Regrettably, that time the trick worked. But not until the then govt had been shown up for a bunch of manipulative twisters….oh, er, hang on…….
The BBC report that Brown “.. is continuing the trend of taking his holidays in the UK since becoming PM…” That will be twice then. Hardly a trend, but the BBC making Brown look a good chap again. Tossers.
If the BBC knew how much the British Armed Forces hate them….treasonous international marxists – the lot of ‘em.
Most of us hate the bbc Mad Fred.
So he’s completely given up his holiday visits to the States then??
Would he still holiday in Britain if he weren’t PM? I doubt it.
Let’s be honest…
Would You?
ah, bbc spin designed to draw attention away from the facts.
gordon brown normally holidays four times a year in america.
where he receives his instructions.
he receives updates from his american masters on his mobile phone.
he is the first prime minister ever to receive and make calls that have not been screened by ten downing street’s telephone exchange. very dodgy.
who is responsible for the security of brown’s mobile phone one wonders?
Mossad?
If he came to my guest house looking for a room I’d show him the bottomless cellar of death, just out ‘the back by the washing machine
O/T
Mervyn King, is to issue a warning that the UK is still at risk of a deflationary spiral when the Bank of England releases its latest Inflation Report this coming Wednesday
have a look at
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/financetopics/recession/5982709/Bank-of-England-surprises-markets-with-move-to-increase-printing-money-plan.html
The Bank of England said last week that “”While some recovery in output growth is in prospect, the margin of spare capacity in the economy is likely to continue to grow for some while yet, bearing down on inflation in the medium term.”
Former BoE Monetary Policy Committee member Sushil Wadhwani – now a hedge fund manager – said that the UK could be heading for a “lost decade” like that experienced by Japan in the 1990s.
The output “gap” only came about by Credit Inflation (i.e. spending money before we earned it).
We will see credit deflation along with Import inflation if they keep printing.
“Clink”!
That’s the sound of a penny dropping…..!
[scramble] . . . you’re bloody lucky to have money like that to throw away!
Very good. I’m still chuckling.
We’ll all look back on this and chuckle.
Only if you are non-resident in the UK for tax purposes with a pile of cash
What he means is that all the printed money is staying with the banks (reducing their landing multiples) rather than being circulated through the economy as loans to businesses and individuals. This means that the anticipated effect of printing money causing inflation has yet to materialise.
Once the lending starts up again (as the politicians want) and the economy to pick up, expect prices to start rising and inflation to be a problem…
Unless there is some magic wand that says: just print money (GB). Chickens coming home to roost in flocks.
There is a “Magic Wand” that can print money.
The problem is that Money represents the economy, and it’s usefulness relies on it’s volume stably representing the economy.
Print too much, or allow too much credit (by decreasing reserve requirements) and inflation happens.
the financial system here and elsewhere is totally fooked!
all of this has happened before……..
the u.s system was hammered in the 80s and 90s……..many banks and s+l’s went bust………
simplified: the interest rates were cut and slowly the banks made profits by owning government bonds ie borrowing at 1% and buying bonds yielding 3%………
the govt cheerleaders were able to say that everything had been fixed……..
this trick is now being replayed………
here in the uk we are now having the usual conmen telling us that all the problems are behind us………..
this is complete rubbish…………
the u.s govt is cooking the books re employment and sales of bonds……..
the truth is that california (the worlds 10 th largest economy if it were a country on its own) is bust………cuts are having to be made across the board…
and the trairorous labour windbags are doing exactly the same!
cant see mandy and gordon losing their homes………because we pay for them!!
at some stage the west will have to pay its debts…….it will not be pretty………
strangely the people at the top are already leaving or have tax arrangements abroad……….guess who will pay the price?
Now let me think. What’s the difference between Japan in the late 1980′s and the UK in the noughties?
Japan had a massive savings culture from the year dot. No welfare payments over there, old chap. Japan had a massive manufacturing base from massive, world leading companies. The rest of the world, although a little down in the early ’90s recession, was soon back up and running and buying everything those Japanese companies could make – and more. Result – a massive trade surplus.
Now let’s have a look at the UK. Errr…no savings culture. errr… benefits culture par excellence. Errrr… personal borrowings that are the worst, per capita, in the world. Errrr…. a massive trade deficit that is going to get worse and worse as the North Sea oil bonanza disappears into the history books.
And these Charlies reckon the outcome will be the same as Japan? Yeah, sure.
That was Merv the swerves opinion
I was in Tokyo in 1990 and saw the devastating effects of a financial crisis from overburdening debt.
As you say, at least the individuals had money and it was the corporations that were indbted.
This is the first time we have a global debt crisis with companies, banks, governments and individuals all leveraged at the same time.
This will be much worse than Japan.
When will Brown, Obama and Trichet come clean that borrow and spend to combat a debt crisis is going to make things worse.
(Cue Private James Frazer) “WE’RE ALL DOOMED”
Sarko says,
What a queer thing to say…
I am returning from a nice break, pockets full of cash, ready to run the country, I thank you!
Dear All
Hazel Blears has taken her message to the people and they have answered.
Will she stand down as an MP now?
New Tory Britain will be exactly the same as New Labour Britain is now.
Stinking, short sighted and corrupt.
Finally; Blears might consider buying a bus pass in future.
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
Dear Laird,
Go and get a proper job.
Dear Hugh
What is a “proper job”?
I am would be grateful if you could explain my horzions.
I have a sex story on my blog about a guy selling his body if you want to take a peek.
Just a typical Glasgow University Male Whore; this one charges £40 and wears red lipstick.
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
Dear Hugh
sorry for the mistake in the last post.
Here it is again.
Dear Hugh
What is a “proper job”?
I am would be grateful if you could expand my horzions.
I have a sex story on my blog about a guy selling his body if you want to take a peek.
Just a typical Glasgow University Male Whore; this one charges £40 and wears red lipstick.
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
So George Lewd, you think that homosexuals are “perverts”? Do they not have human rights too? And yet you suck up to that tub of lard Salmond like he is the jock messiah.
Getifer! As they say in Glasgae.
Dear Chris Cilmore
Allow me to answer your questions.
“So George Lewd, you think that homosexuals are “perverts”?”
No.
“Do they not have human rights too?”
Yes.
I am surprised that you support a sex criminal but then he is a product of Glasgow University.
Is your anger because you were a customer of Dr. Brenda Wallace?
Methinks the lady doth protest too much!
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
I doubt if she’ll stand down. She’s far too arrogant for that.
How much further down could she possibly get? She’s 2′ 3″ in fucking heels.
another non job bringing the country down
Who is this fat Queen and what does he want?
1 minute he was safely in some Govt building spunking our money up the wall. now the Hoon seems to be running the entire show.
Bring back Saint Tony
It will be our pleasure.
He’s not fat.
I find it genuinely unnerving to have Mandelson in such a position of power.
The creepy fucker has no morals whatsoever – he is capable of just about anything .
What mechanism is in place to remove him?
Can I help?
You’ve never shot anyone in your life.
And me
There was an old Lord we call Mandy,
who Gordon thought was quite handy,
so he gave him a job,
to earn a few bob,
and give him the occasional Hand Shandy.
none!
Although I don’t think he would stand up too well to the sort of violence that the rest of us have to endure under Liebor and from which he is mightiliy insulated.
NuLiebour have systematically trampled on parts of our constituion – the bits that don’t suit them – and this is just another fine example of their handiwork. He’s not only unelected and totally unaccountable, but twice-disgraced and trusted by no one – so and ideal candidate for temporary PM then. And absolutely no way or removing the creepy, manipulative bastard either.
I don’t want to spoil your holiday Gordon, but what if Mandy won’t hand they keys back when you return?
He does hate you, after all.
But don’t let it prey on your mind.
Groucho- What mechanism is in place to remove him?, pulls handle for trapdoor.
Only the mechanism of total…..
That might be the only option.
He clearly can’t be pushed out of office in disgrace – that’s already been tried – twice. Any time a scandal seems to point toward him, he just ends up wealthier and more powerful.
“I’ve learned from experience that you can defeat people without killing them.”
Says a lot about your mindset Lord “ahahahhah* Fondlesthebums of Boys on Russian Yachts.
FUCKING QUEER
What have we done to deserve that awful sight? Thank goodness I didn’t see it before breakfast – it would have put me off my sausages.
Is Gordon a friend of Mark Lester?
Gordon Brown will soon return from his vacation relaxed, and, at the same time, fizzing with new ideas for the future of a fairer Britain.
He will relaunch his, “Building the future today, for every tomorrow, and for all our yesterdays……..only today.”
Getting on with the job of ruining the country! (sorry, typo).
Typo as a result of the new labour education system I cee!
Don’t usually have much truck with all the conspiracy stuff, but this is starting to look a bit dodgy.
A creep who should not be in charge of a bakers bike, let alone a country, now rubbing shoulders with and have private meetings with the Rothschilds, supposedly a major Illumin-ati bloodline?
This is a job for Lara Croft.
as if shaply thighs, firm breats and seductive pout would do it .
no Judge Dread i think for this corrupt bunch .
surely Frank Drebin
naked bust 2 1/2 LOL
It’s a job for Tom Hanks and his coiffeured mullet.
In those shorts, she can do anything!
Only Hannibal Lecter had the style befitting the toppling of so haughty a personage.
“In or out, Lord Mantelpiece?”
From what I saw – all those present share the same bloodline.
Rothschilds, Illuminati bloodlne?
no, just a long line of bloody crooks
Mandlescum follows the money.
Malik Again…
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2579296/Labour-says-they-will-ease-up-on-Muslim-fanatics.html
Stop targetting Muslims for terrorism target White people!
They cannot go to soon these Zanu-Labour traitors.
They can’t ease up that much. A lot of muslims voted them in.
I love this bit:
>Mr Malik told Sky News: “You speak to any Muslim in this country and they are as opposed as you and I are to extremism and terrorism. <
Yes Mr Malik and speak to any moderate Muslim including yourself and they will say that this country would be better as a Muslim state!
I’m soooo glad I’m leaving.
Not another taxpayer going.
I’ve paid enough taxes into this country to last me a lifetime.
I’ve didn’t have a particularly well paid job, but I was made redundant last April.
I can’t get another job and we can’t sell the house, so we’ve decided to rent it and clear off somewhere else.
Already gone! 3 years now and NO regrets!
Unlike in Britain, the English here with their capital and business experience are warmly welcomed and given incentives and loads of breaks to start businesses. It’s in stark contrast to Britain itself, where there are ONLY disincentives and tax, tax, tax, tax, tax. Oh – and buckets of red tape. And a Labour government, feral youths, Town Hall Nazis and spy cameras everywhere. Not to mention the shit weather, immigrants and beggars.
leave steve expat out of this you bastard.
How the fuck did we end up with The Child Catcher running the country? Did I take the red instead of the blue pill or summat?
Ooooh, Gordy… you big gay bear!
Purnell may be Labour’s only hope after they lose the next election. Forget Johnson, he’s not capable of thinking inside the box, let alone outside it. I guess the smears are all about who gets to lead Labour after their election defeat. Purnell probably isn’t Mandelson’s favoured candidate because he’s able to think for himself.
yeah i thought johnson was there best bet , since his stint in the home office they all think he cant do it , must be quickest leadership contender fade in history . Not a purnell fan hes been responsible for much of aljebeeba set up with young ed balls
Only hope of what? Losing another election?
Purnell is one of the more serious and unrepentant troughers. He also, you recall, photoshopped himself into the record of a hospital visit that he couldn’t be bothered actually to undertake in person. He is now cultivating an image of being the Outsider, the decent bloke who is Not Gordon and is clever but unfrightening.
Purnell is yet another who has followed the path from a well-off background, via a PPE degree at Oxford, various political appointments and an admin job in the media (not dissimilar to Dave, in some ways). He is one of the smooth, privileged, cocksure, never-done-a-real-job types that infest the Establishment. I do not trust him.
and look what he’s done to the DWP , pensions and the welfare state !
Sir William,
You have me convinced about Purnell. Irrelevant whether he’s gay or not. An aspirational political clone with zero principle, zero real-life experience and zero IQ. The product of one of those families who give up everything so their child can achieve their dream.
Just like those kids who win Olympic gold medals at swimming thanks to parents getting up and driving them to practise at 5am every fucking morning for 20 years, these fuckers are the product of parents who were playing them Mozart in the womb, picking the best Prep schools to steer their spawn into the best Public Schools to ‘study’ PPE at Oxford so they could tell us, via their fucking kids, how to live our lives.
Enough you c*nting c*nts. Leave us alone.
…a long time ago, I know, but formerly, one ‘read’ rather than ‘studied’…
It was a long, long time ago. “Read” was pretentious when I was there 35 years ago.
All contestants were described as ‘reading’…. half of them looked like they couldn’t read a comic but still.
Give me pretentious any day, then. It’s certainly beats hearing some long-haired hippy from one of the jumped-up Polys telling us on UC that he’s “doing” whatever subject.
bit of an acerbic welcome back for fawkes . Phew
hope he gets time to see dan hanna vid on tory bear !! winston story was excellent .
now some are looking for the weeds of inflation to break through , sugar prices of all things up 80% could be speculation , but a bit of downer for my tea and digestive on the afternoon .
bankers schmankers what do they know about wind turbines
I see that the sugar producers are now trying to talk up the price of the stuff. Last week it was honey. Is there any market that isn’t subject to manipulation I wonder?
We’d better prepare for a sugar shortage then.
We have got a sugar shortage, his name is Alan.
chronic – you’re fired!
honey one is to with wet eather , bees dont like it as it makes nectar colection difficult . also flowers get damaged in rain , poor bees theyve done over by pesticides which goverment still hasnt banned .
billius benn can sod off with GM it just puts farmers and seedbank in the hands of NWO corp.
It’s only raining in the UK. Continent is blazing at the mo.
Hilary is softening us up for GM. His father should be ashamed of him trotting out all that propaganda today. Had me screaming at the radio,……. as per usual.
It has come to our attention that management are fiddling with the costs of the raw materials as a result of which our members are not receiving a fair share.
Unless management change their unreasonable attitude then the membership will be forced to remove their labour.
ASBUZ (The Amalgamated Bees union of Zen)
New Labour bloggers (on other sites) are remarkable. Really remarkable .
Their output makes it clear that they see no wrong in the last 12 years.
It is as if they have pardoned themselves for any mistakes and now it only remains to get re-elected in order to carry on the good work.
If you ever neede proof of the self delusion of New Labour supporters just read one or two of the blogs. Unbeliavable,bloody unbelievable.
Putting in the same input time after time, and expecting a different result – definition of insanity.
Ergo, they’re all fruitcakes.
And if we are not very careful these same fruitcakes will again vote for the fruitcakes now in power (but not in control of course).
Fruitcakes begat fruitcakes.
Mr. Kipling’s are the best.
That’s being disrespectful to fruitcakes, IMHO.
I wouldn’t go there mate, you’ll start to question whether there really is any intelligent life on Earth.
My cutting-edge politics could come in handy.
Strimmer would be good for a start.
O/T
our friend Heather Brooke has turned her attention to the police. She has submitted FoI requests to all the forces in the UK. Here’s her article:-
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2009/aug/09/police-expenses-orde
She is continuing to outperform any other journalist in the country, her effort and vigour reveals an inquiring mind that leaves Toynbee, Shite and Ashley standing
Don’t forget all those confiscated drugs!
ULLO POLLY! GETYERNIKKERSOFF! SQUWEEEEEEERK!!
When Mr Slater’s parrot says hullo
A geezer likes to get one on the go.
We hope to hear him swear;
We love to hear him squeak;
We like to see him biting fingers in his horny beak.
Sometimes he wants to whistle through his nose.
Whilst picking up a peanut with his toes.
If Johnny Morris had him on his show,
You’d hear the Führer’s favorite say “HULLO” ….
(c) V. Stanshall, 1969
What does roast parrot taste like?
What a fucking heroine! Instead of sitting on her arse bleating,she’s taking the fight to the enemy. This is the sort of person that would make an MP,instead of the shit we have now.
Former cabinet minister Hazel Blears has been targeted by vandals in Greater Manchester.
A gang smashed the windscreen of her Citroen Xsara Picasso and slashed all four tyres while she was out canvassing in Weaste. The Salford MP, who was at the centre of the MPs’ expenses scandal, dismissed the idea the attack could be the result of a vendetta, telling the Manchester Evening News it was “teenagers with nothing to do on a hot afternoon”.
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/4/20090810/tuk-vandals-target-hazel-blears-dba1618.html
in true compassionate style, I will stand up and declare ….
IT WAS ME WAT DUNNIT
A thick set Scotsman with a large Commando knife was seen running away, claiming that next time he would skin alive the disloyal bitch.
I did it
Scummy feral yobs – the result of a decade of NuLabour’s benefits system, the ruination of education, the lack of proper policing and a neutered, Pee Cee justice system run by the ‘Criminal Protection Service.’
What ye sow, so shall ye reap.
This is simply a token of the esteem in which she is held by her constituents. Apparently even the Salford Ginger Midget Society has now withdrawn its support. Roll on next May.
The Weasteland, by T. S. Thribb, aged 13
So.
They slashed Hazel’s tyres did they?
And smashed her windscreen.
They have no
Creativity, these Weastern oafs …
For all they had to do
Was remove the blocks from her
Pedals
And she’d have been,
To adopt the local vernacular,
Fooked.
From the Government who always put the soldiers first (yeah right!!)
Soldiers on the front-line in Afghanistan are having to dye their own uniforms because of a critical shortage of camouflaged shirts.
The men of 2 Rifles are fighting in an area of Helmand province which is lush with green vegetation, but have only been issued with sand-coloured desert gear – effectively making them ‘sitting ducks’ for the Taliban.
The soldiers have been boiling up huge vats of dye to change the colour of the shirts, but the result is a less-than-ideal shade of turquoise
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1205421/Soldiers-forced-dye-camouflage-gear-MoD-blunder.html#ixzz0NntaSgTW
How does the ginger chipmonk know that it was kids, everybody hates her and her ilk including old age pensioners. If the poloticians think that the expence fiddle is forgotten they are in for a rude awakening. The bastards have just voted through even more allowances and they wont be rquired to produce recieps. I shall vote for the party who cannot be named
Thats the last thing they want. They would prefer it if you just stayed home.
No, but seriously, I only have to twitch the cheeks of my arse and Gorgon ‘n HaPixy come running!
Surely we can all agree that Purnell looks like one?
Looks like Gladstone with those chops….
He served under a Queen too.
Looks like an MP. Sanctimonious,self serving,thieving,hypocritical,lying,dirty,greedy,narcissistic,perverted,useless,incompetent,moronic,evil,traitorous,egotistical git.
Buggers can’t be choosers as Winston said
Buggers can’t be choosers as Winston said
Is that why he said it twice?
I’m gonna beat up my MP when he comes canvassing so i can get in the papers init. I’ll be reet famous lads.
Why not beat off your MP. You’ll be infamous.
Comments section on Manc Evening News is interesting.
Gordon must have ordered a load of comments to be posted.
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/s/1130704_blears_car_attacked
Some unkind soul noticed that Blears was finally parked on a double yellow line, unless she had been trying to run the car on four burst tyres and it came to as stop.
did she get a ticket ?
Not unkind at all to note that she appears to be exempt from yet another rule the rest of us have to follow.
Funny that this happened on a main road at the weekend in broad daylight, and nobody saw anything – but the Chipmunk still reckons it was a random act rather than targeting her car (with its HoC parking permit on the windscreen!)
it was the lancs 2 nd team lad
Let’s hope it’s the motorbike next. Then the crash helmet, then the leathers, then the boots, then the inane smile, followed by the inane authoritarian little pip squeak of a voice! The large pot of henna might as well go as well.
Can it be true that she actually tried to drive away on 4 flat tyres?? The front one shown in the clip was clearly off the rim and had been driven. You might miss one perhaps – but all FOUR? And the smashed windscreen?? She is clearly without even what little sense she was born with.
big lad will be fit for the 5th test , still a throw up cartoon even after a few beers , check out for a couple of suprises for the next test
England expects.
we are going to give everthing we got, even if i am on one leg ( well i will be )
One leg is better than legless Fred.
Ramps and/or Key? Another spinner? Monty? Harmy’s unreliable.
dont forget left field
Trescothick – if he’ll agree.
tresco is a very good player lad
o/t lads , i popped over to labour list ( dont hold it against me ) it seems the articles are provoking and the response to a post is auto printed , has anyone else had that feeling ????
Popped over to labour list? What is it? Happy hour?
no was shit but had to check
guido lad , this cartoon is very off putting , i dont know if its a scare tatic but i would ask for a refund , o/t enjoy the holiday
And what does Lord Mandelson and Chris Bryant (to name but two) think of gayness being used as a weapon against one’s fellow party members?
Hell. If that’s how they treat their friends, what could they be capable of doing to their enemies?
they dont give a fuck anything for power
Its either politics or reality tv. Big Brother anyone?
Mandy’s now swanning around in a silver XJ reg LX06 EGV
Quite similar to the (uninsured) one he slithered out of when he was hit with the green custard. (LX06 EGY)
Anyone have more info on where the bumlord gets his transport?
how carbon neutral is it ?
Ministerial transport pool?
i bet he has lad
Just Cruising!
Driver! Clapham Common! And step on it! I’ve an important meeting.
Government Car Service. Cost us £6.3 million in 2008-9
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/road-and-rail-transport/5844758/Cost-of-ministerial-car-fleet-increases.html
Puts into context various whinges about Boris incurring £1,500 in taxi bills over a 4 month period.
Bit of a comedown from the Maserati he wanted to be provided for him in Bruxelles isn’t it?
He gets it free, from us!!
You don’t mean the Tata XJ 12volt?
Sorry if someone else has posted this, but this is old news, isn’t it?
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/psst-the-rumours-that-tainted-browns-rivals-1670419.html
The interesting thing is the bit about Stalybridge and Hyde. I tend to stay away from Manchester if I can, but isn’t this where our ginger friend Jonty comes from? It would be right up his alley…..
and of course he would be able to say that it was not a smear
fuck you will get mark oaton , who is writeing a book with lady dale , see dales site , tis called screwing up , oh the irony
Driver! Hampstead Heath! And step on it!
ok lads the team for the oval
boycott and gower
trescothick and stewart and collingwood
me , botham , alan knott , willis , friaser, monty
Fuck me freddie! You’re determined to be the fittest man there.
Mind you,Botham will drink you under the table.
No place for W.G.Grace of F.S.Trueman?
they seem to be engaged elsewhere
OK. Try Brian Close and Mike Hendrick.
How about Jardine (Capt.) and Larwood for a bit of bodyline bowling?
now you’re talking freddie.
thats a team the convicts will fear lad
rattle their ball and chain freddie.
good lad.
This is England. freddie will steam in on the first morning,and break down with an injury. After that,Brown will praise a “Historic and valiant effort” Freddie will get his gong,and piss off to India.
So how long are you gonna let this madness go on then Guido? I see tat is being helpful and trying to speed things on a bit, so it shouldn’t be long now.
Thats not my TaT! My Tat talks dirty.
fuck i get it lads , its dolly with a haircut
It’s still vile.
From Monday’s Indy – well worth reading for insights into stress of being a soldier in Afghanistan. An indictment of how the war is being resourced:
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/there-is-no-refuge-no-place-to-go-to-deal-with-your-grief-1769938.html
‘There is no refuge, no place to go to deal with your grief’
“Then there are the equipment shortages. Due to the pitiful numbers of support helicopters and Apaches needed to escort them, every day troops on the ground are forced to expend an enormous amount of hours and manpower just standing still. They sacrifice their reserves of energy, motivation and willpower securing and picketing routes for the never-ending vehicle convoys that have to keep happening in order to resupply the patchy spread of patrol bases with water, ammo and rations; as well as recovering the vehicles that invariably go into ditches and securing helicopter landing-sites for the evacuation of casualties from improvised explosive device strikes.
I think if Sisyphus (the Greek mythological character cursed to roll a huge boulder repeatedly up a hill, only to watch it roll back down again, throughout eternity) could see us now, he would offer his sincere condolences and offer a friendly arm around the shoulder, saying that he knew what it felt like.”
FUCK BROWN – TROOPS OUT NOW
And not a million miles away from bradblog.com who have the sibel edmunds exclusive worth a look
Thank god there’s a new generation of idealistic,brave,inexperienced young people to sacrifice their lives for they know not purpose. Where would we be without them?
Don’t forget the unemployed too
Well done to the Indy for publishing that brave man’s story – now Gordoom and Ainsworthless, either give the brave men the equipment they need or get them the fuck out of there now so that no more have to come back in wooden boxes…
A powerful indictment of current NuLabour policy.
Tuesday Morning Update: Mandelson is a pussy cat and he wasn’t in charge, you understand!
As the vile faces of the neo nazi abuser of baby p , adorn every front page CW ponders who and how such abusers occure , was he so jealous of attention he never got , was there only cctv and sytems processing wherever he went , what made him punch that kid so hard he knocked out a tooth into the back of little baby Peters throat RIP. Then there is the catalogue of decisions not made , bruises coated in chocholate , lies from the mother , doctors quickly examing then going onto next , social worker who could not tell much right from wrong anymore, social services run by the need for good stats , council in a mess but attaining its rating .
infanticide is nothing new , it used to be the horrors of stravtion and disease , but now this question of what our society is now doing to the minds of those immersed in it . Hazel Blears visits constituants living the media induced lifestyle that the marxist NWO have created , sort of place where another baby killer could appear , having car done over was act of boredom .The analegy that baby p killer felt same is all to alarming , you play again on X box when you punch opponent , baby p didnt have magic amulet of zorg attained in level 2 , yet solution to stress he encountered was to use violence .
I recall when Blair annouced his enquiry into violent video games , i think keith vaz was in charge , it came out with “its all nonsense, just enetertainment people are rational”. Well people are rational up to a point where they cant tell whats real/human and whats human/cyber .
start totting up violent film , play violent video game , tell everyone to shut up as your watchin it , immersed in it , no time ,have recreational drugs , get drunk, emo drama is needed by brain to feel like everyone else such is popular culture .
there are many times to look back at labour and see what they allowed to happen for greasy lobbiest profits and phsyco power bends for power .
Zombies want more , labour have run out of cash and tricks , zombies beggining to ask what labour have done , what have you allowed corproations to turn my kids into ?? Go on Ed tell them the truth about labours political power via mass media , show them the modern socialist way of making the new cattle that vote for you .
media wall having a stutter , shouldnt have lied , shouldnt have decieved , your rumbled and zombies you created are comming .
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1205690/LEO-MCKINSTRY-Boastful-camp-insecure–Mandelson-modest.html
The First (Lord)Secretary and “Deputy Prime Minister”* adopts casual gear as he returns refreshed from his holiday ready to deal with any “small matter” unworthy of Prime Minister being involved that may occur this week
(* “Oh no he’s not !” – says Gus O’Donnell)
“Peter Mandelson now likes to call himself ‘a kindly pussycat’.”
His only feline attribute as far as I can see, is belonging in a litter tray.
So cynical. The age of spin ended a long time ago – he told us so.
Sorry HJ. I’m truly ashamed of myself. If only I had some wet birch twigs …..
Listen, I’m not afraid of him, just give me three rounds and I’ll pull his fuckin’ head off – needs bloody neuterin’ he does
What a scruff! I wouldn’t take him on at Waad Towers in any capacity, looking like that – not even as Assistant Knob Polisher. Does he think it’ll make him popular by comparison with Brown in his clerical grey suits?
don’t step on my blue suede shoes
i got the all clear from the quack yesterday , cant really add anything on the cartoon that hasnt been said already , i must also say that our host has done a good job with the trolls
Good so see you’re fit freddie, let’s hope we can get a few batsmen to help you out. Can tresco be pursuaded out of retirement for the match?
the team sheet will be intresting , i can say that lord gower has been in the nets
well let’s hope they pick the right team and none of those mickey mouse cretins from last time. we need proper players, made of granite to win this bloody match
o/t are these the sickest people in the uk ?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1205634/Faces-evil-mother-stood-Baby-P-tortured-death-neo-Nazi-boyfriend-abused-unmasked.html
Your taxes and my taxes are used to fund these low-life. However, I suspect that life in prison may not be quite as rosy as the Mail has suggested – they don’t like child-killers, do they?
they will be protected by the screws , its just sick how on earth could you do it to your own kids , and how many other familes are like this in the uk ?
They will have the shit kicked out of them by a core group of screws!
Then when they leave they will be protected for life!
What a shithole the United condom is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( No, I have never been banged up!)
its wrong , they should be banged up for life , what a shithole we live in
No, they don’t. My Dad was a copper and he always said that child molesters/killers were picked on by the other prisoners relentlessly. They’ll (hopefully) have a really awful time in jail – unless they’re moved to some sort of institution. After all, we’re in Britain and (unfortunately) their human rights have to be protected so you can bet your bottom dollar that some do-gooder will start lobbying to get them moved.
I think they should be left in prison to get what’s coming to them. Honour amongst theives, eh?!
There but for the Grace of God etc.
Really Sir William? I think that most of us are hard-wired to be try to be as good parents as we can, there are cogent genetic reasons for that. There have always been outliers like this lot, but they are the exception rather than the rule.
it was 40 years ago this week…not much change. Only the war zone is different
Wavy Gravy warned of ‘the Brown acid’ at the Yassver’s farm gig. We should listen with more attention to unlikely prophets.
Epic
I was there but can’t remember why ;0)
Makes ya just wanna go and smash Hazel Blears car up … again!!!
Funny how we never hear any anti-war protest songs these days, innit?
o/t am i the only one who cant find labourhome it seems to have dissappeared ?
It’s been privatised as Red Rose Enterprises Pty Limited, a Bahamian corporation with worldwide interests in snake oil, public relations, personal services and the design of employee compensation packages.
cheers lad , nice to know its gone up market
You forgot ‘lying to the electorate’ and ‘retaining power at any cost’.
and the throwing of nokias
Sorry, O/T but – the SFO won’t be investigating the collapse of Rover. So perhaps we can now see the report that cost us £16m and which will cause this wretched government even more trouble, unless of course Lord Fumblebum of Boy can find yet another way of delaying its publication until after the GE….
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Business/MG-Rover-Collapse-No-Criminal-Investigation-By-Serious-Fraud-Office/Article/200908215358405?lpos=Business_Carousel_Region_3&lid=ARTICLE_15358405_MG_Rover_Collapse%3A_No_Criminal_Investigation_By_Serious_Fraud_Office
it will proberly be redacted
It is such a shame that the SFO (Specialist Firearms Officers) won’t be investigating this.
SFO = Sneaky Fiddles Office
SFO = Slightly Fuddled Office
SFO = Samesex Fornication Office (First Secretary and Brazillian Boy branch)
SFO = Small Flatulent Orifice
Hugh, it would only be yet another expensive whitewash – this government has been here for over 12 years and I have yet to see any reports pubilshed paid for with public money show any critisism of them whatsoever.
Expect to wait for a change of government before this one comes to light… Again…
Well we have an amnesty for all the people in the Met who claimed on their plastic for things not in the line of duty, I suppose that’s just serial fraud.
Pay attention at the back; it was a series of errors, Plod being unable to differentiate between a tankful of fuel for the panda car and a tankful of fuel for Mrs Plod’s Fiesta. Now they’ve been given extra training it won’t happen again.
Do you notice a theme developing here? Joe Private Sector does something wrong and its a crime, Joe Public Sector does the same thing but it’s all a misunderstanding, caused no doubt by overwork.
MP’s, BBC, Plod. Who can doubt that if you looked into it you could add Doctor, Fireman and Local Government non job loafer to the list.
Not to mention the bloody met office getting a bonus for getting the weather forecast right. Yes, I know, the weather was right, they just got the place wrong.
[Witnesses must be given] a “reasonable period of time to view the report”.
Sounds like major stalling tactics to me. That means the contents of the report won’t see the light of day until after the next election.
Is that Susan Boyle nestled in the front of Brown’s pouch?
Ugh! Poor woman.
Apparently she was going around the constituency handing out leaflets telling people what she would do about law and order. Can’t she see the contradiction between that and her expenses situation?
Hypocrisy – it’s one of the few areas where NuLiebour excel.
The cameras caught her afterwards. I really wish I could wipe that smug smile off her face. She really annoys me.
From the BBC interview with Lord Handlesbums:-
“…I’ve learned from experience that you can defeat people without killing them.”
It’s a shame the Bliars (both Tony and Ian) hadn’t learned that lesson some time ago. For both Dr David Kelly’s and J-C de Menezes’ sake.
Old Benny Hill joke. Scene: an outpost of the Foreign Legion. The sergeant is shouting at a camp-looking recruit.
“Mandelson – are you a real soldier? Could you kill a man?”
“Well…..eventually.”
So nice to see our “impartial” Public Broadcaster “back on message” and “sponsoring” a 10 minute Labour Party Broadcast from Mandelson live on BBC News and allowing him to utter all sorts of “distortions” regarding the Opposition
This has to stop, we appear to have no one in the press or broadcast media to tackle this man and bring him to book, unelected, uncontrolable and unacceptable.
I think there are a few hundred thousand names you could add to that list.
Still, what goes around….as they say.
Alastair Campbell’s Wheel of Retribution
http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/campbell/
See also David Blunkett’s Draconian policy generator on the same site.
Like the Wheel of Retribution, but isn’t Alistair now a reformed character, what with his social work and everything?, or maybe I’m confusing him with Madonna and the Re-invention tour.
as I predicted you Poms, well the ladies and the Ladies, are more interested in shopping than sport:
Britain’s trade deficit increased more than forecast, to £6.5bn in June. (during a deep recession!)
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601102&sid=aWhuTNYDAHL8
All those scrappage scheme Hyundai and Kia grot boxes and metrosexual iphones don’t pay for themselves.
Keep it up fellas, or should I say Ladies. You’ll be cap in hand to the IMF by Xmas.
I agree. But not sure if the IMF will see it that way.
The IMF are always wrong – according to McBust.
Just read your link. It seems that very few people are actually aware of alll the redundancies and closures of businesses. It may not have affected them – yet.
Sky used to have a running figure of unemployment but that’s all but stopped. Same with the swine flu coverage.
Everything seems to grind to a halt when the MP’s go off on holiday.
Spectator still have the National Debt Counter running over the Recess.
http://www.spectator.co.uk/coffeehouse/
shows roughly £673.4Bn (£673,400,000,000) at the moment, or £27k per household if that makes the number more understandable.
Except the fuck ups – they never stop.
If you really are an Australian, I have just two words to say to you: Kevin Rudd.
Oooh Guido oohhh
I’ve just quantatively eased all ove my new deck chair, ooohhhh poo, want can I do?
Can I help?
Send for more shit
Ancram retiring according to the Billabong Bulletin.
Look out Satriani.
Joe says: nobody in sight.
A plodder in comparison to Mick the Monster….;-)
The pompous trougher Ankram has announced he will stand down at the next election, citing “health reasons”. His health obviously suffered with the onerous task of filling in lengthy oexpense claims for his swimming pool boiler, housekeeper’s cottage, gardening, moss removal and repairs to his Aga. Even at the end, there’s never any honesty from these MPs and always tempting Providence to use health grounds. Be afraid, Ankram, very afraid!
I hope he’s not going to persue a career in music……..
He could at least have said, sorry!
He could, but he wouldn’t have meant it.
How many troughing MPs is that who have decided that they suddenly have a health or family life problem since the expenses scandal broke?
Prior to that when things were looking bleak for re-election there was a rush of enquires from Labour M.P.s about their pension entitlements, no job after 2010.
you didn’t know my real name was Wayne Kerr did you?
PS send pizzas.
Dwane PIPE.
CC….Annette Curtain
So no SFO investigation into the Rover ‘scandal’ then and Mandelson, suggesting his government have nothing to hide, is publishing the report on…wait for it…September 11th …good day to bury bad news or what????
What’s the betting it gets delayed.
What else will be slipped out under the radar?
I think a whole can of worms will be tipped out on the same day – concurrent sentencing.
Mandlescum flew in to Gatwick wearing panama trilby (on the back of his head), ivory linen trousers and shirt and navy light jacket, a pair of blue suede loafers (brothel creepers) on his feet. He was looking rather flushed. The ‘adorable pussy-cat’ went straight to work running the government while the gorgon finishes his period of self imposed community service – sweeping the streets of Dunfermline?
Now Mandelslime’s trying to talk authoratively on World at one about Rover fiasco. Vauxhall, MGRover, – he’s concentrating on the car industry he says, he’s literally ‘sweeping up’ the problems! I fear Newlabour, who are all cringeing in the background hiding away on holiday, will regret the day Mandelslime returned from Europe.
Perhaps he joined the mile high club. Was Renaldo with him?
He’s more likely to have joined the half mile high club.
Hate to be pedantic S-O but your ‘mile-high club’ would only be 5280 feet up, so it would have to be a bit of a quickie, wouldn’t it? Assume you mean the 7-mile high club, ie 36,960 feet – more time for a really meaningful long slow……
I’ll get my coat…..
No comment
Roll on the party conference
Don’t imgaine for a second that the Labour faithful are any more happy with Mandelson than the rest of the electorate are.
The question is whether they have the colective balls to do anything about it.
I can see the media scum relishing all the back biting in the fringe meetings
Talking of collective balls, the Testicular One is the subject of an article by Michael Gove in today’s Grauniad. He compares him with Bevan, so it’s all a bit suspect really. Still, anyone who highlights the shortcomings of this odious, repellant and thoroughly incompetent politician deserves our support. Another one from a priviledged background who has never held down a productive job, just content to slime his way into McBust’s affections and do his master’s biding at every turn. Only problem is that when McBust goes down – as he inevitably will – he will take the likes of Balls & Co with him, no matter how hard he tries to position himself. Just another NuLiebour politician who is there solely for his own advancement.
Just be grateful he didn’t stop to lick his arse halfway down the steps.
At 572 obviously.
THEY ARE ALL SCUM
here endeth the lesson.
http://www.pagtech.com/2007/01/15/all-dressed-up-and-nowhere-to-go/
Heroic, maybe someone has posted this before, but even if they have it’s worth a second, third, fith viewing, love the comparison with Steve Jobs Charlie, legendary.
Noooooooooooo – not him again.
We’re all trying to forget about the winner of the top troll award here!
Why oh why do they give 3G phones to inmates of….. institutions?, fuck it, Funny Farms, is that the bloody human rights law again? (Daily Mail mode).
He sounds an embittered little chap. You know how it is when somebody has an idea they think is brilliant, but it’s a long way from being a commercial product; they have the idea, somebody else makes the dosh. The people who invented A-Fronts and 1-Up must have suffered the same disappointment.
Quel wanquere. I quote: ‘..and trust me, you don’t want someone like me around. It’s like having someone put a gun to your head and your balls in a vice at the same time.’
Charles, Charles – you don’t do yourself justice.
Gordon has a find pair of scotch plumbs
I think there is something quite suspect about drawing another mans pumbs
Would you class this image as naive homo-erotic artwrk
Andy Burnham says there’s no more waiting lists in the NHS on radio 5 on 11th August
WHAT A FUCKING LIAR
What happens is – you see a consultant – he/she says go and have a scan/ tests – book next appointment – next appointment cancelled because consultant on holiday – book another appointment – results discussed and general plan discussed – go away think about it – book next appointment – see different doctor/registrar/houseman – no decision – book next appointment – appointment cancelled because consultant on holiday – book another appointment condition declining – see other doctor decision made – book another appointment – see consultant who agrees decision only then put on a list – it’s devious, it gets around waiting list numbers, it looks good but patient waits up to 2 hours at each clinic, is constantly fobbed off, treated appallingly and when put on list still has to wait 18 weeks for surgery. Everyone in health sytem is complicit in process from nurses in clinic to GPs and consultants. Patient service has never been so bad. The NHS is shit and overpaid consultants are self centred bastards who are only interested in the money. You are treated as if you are a lump of lard.
ALSO I am not a customer I am a CITIZEN/subject of the queen – customer service is appalling/ business model is dehumanising
I agree, it must be like being in a very slow pinball machine for those of you who don’t have the foresight to pay for private treatment.
The medical profession still has a paradigm of the doctor as Wise Healer. You step across his turkey carpet to where he sits at his mahogany desk. He barely deigns to examine you, but steeples his fingers and thinks knowledgeable thoughts until his great medical acumen tells him what is wrong with you and how to cure it.
This model is a century out of date. Diagnosis, care and treatment are now provided by a range of professionals with different skills; the consultant is, or should be, just the ringmaster of the circus. In practice, thought, there is no organisation or teamwork and each contact with a health professional is a random, stochastic event. When you meet person B, there is no memory of what person A said or did, nor does your meeting affect person C in any way.
My brother has been ill recently. He lives approximately a mile away from his doctors and about a mile away from his local hospital. If he has a blood test at his doctors, it is couriered to a hospital some 40 miles way and he gets the results in three or four days. If he has a blood test at his local hospital, they give him the results within a couple of hours. One of these ways is incredibly expensive, inefficient and leaves him worried for several days. The other is quick and efficient and he knows the results pretty much straight away.
The question is why is it necessary to courier the blood 40 miles if the local hospital can do the tests? If anyone can give me a sensible answer, please do.
I can’t answer the travel issue unless it has to do with contracts between surgery and hospitals – why not ask? – but in general, routine blood test results can be ready within a couple of hours – anywhere – depends what they are. Think about it, you can’t leave blood or serum hanging around for days because it breaks down. It ‘s only the ‘control’ that medics like to maintain that makes test results unavailable for several days – it makes them feel important.
Actually the term is now Service User. Has been for a while.
actually it’s customer – it’s on all the forms and all the reports.
The BBC are now trying to conclude( Spin) that ‘no waiting list Burnham’ actually meant that the wait was only 18 weeks!! So therefore there isn’t a list really and anyway it’s much better than it used to be ….fucking whores
You forgot the part where the consultant asks for tests to be carried out before your next appointment. Then, either the test results are lost, or you wait so long for the next appointment, the consultant decides that the last test results are now out of date, so they have to be repeated….
Last time I took me old mum to hospital for a consultant’s appintment, we waited hours and were queue jumped by a convict (handcuffed to a prison guard). 80+ years NI contributions between my mum and dad and they take second place to a criminal scumbag.
I understand why they wanted the con straight in and back to the nick, but that really got my piss boiling, I can tell you.
You omitted two additional ploys which can be used to circumvent, at any point, the process you quite rightly describe.
1. Declare that the condition is untreatable, discharge the patient, put them down as a success on the tick-box form.
2. Filter the patients through a series of semi-qualified primary care gatekeepers (nurses, social workers, half-baked numpties) whose job is to keep patients away from hospitals at all costs.
No. no. You’ll never make any money as GP.
First, you ask ‘Have you recently had a blood pressure check?’
Then it’s ‘Oh, and what about cholesterol? Ever had a test?’
Every time? Why? ‘Cos the barstewards earn every time they do either.
Everything Burnham says has to be pretty speedily re-interpreted. He is a classic fuckwit.
Whilst we know that we can’t debate or rationalise with these people why don’t we take a leaf out of the guys who provided a free service to Hazel Blears’ car and set about servicing all the cars of all the MPs up and down the country. It would be a great start to the new parliamentary year, like a welcome back, for all those MPs who have abused our trust, stolen our money and feathered their own nests.
Wow, 2 ad agency faggots need to show Gordon Brown’s pubic hair. Really fucking good work there guys. Is this your best work to date?
Sadly yes.
We know that Handlebum(s) is a shonker, we know he’s a pooofter – is he also a mason, or even a Rosicrucian?
Can anyone tell me whether homosexuality is caused by global warming, ‘cos everything appears to be?