President Blair
We are briefed that Blair is the official unofficial candidate of the FCO for permanent President of the Council of Europe. Of course as an opponent of a European supra-state, Guido is an opponent of a permanent European President. But, well, wouldn’t it be fun to wind-up Gordon? William Hague is incredibly strident in his opposition to a permanent European President, yet even he recognises the fun value:
At least President Blair, unlike Prime Minister Brown, wouldn’t be a national embarrassment…
So when do we get to vote for our European President?
Europe is a democracy isn’t it?
Democracy was just the wet dream of an away with the fairies Greek politician and has been honed to its present day excellence by Stalin,Hitler,Blair and Brown
surely; ‘Hooned to its present day excellence
I stand corrected.
Another unelected leader. I’d hoped we’d seen the last of this tosser. It seems that he just refuses to get his nose out of the trough.
I can understand why he’s reluctant to spend more time with his family. I mean would you want to be with Cherie one nanosecond longer than necessary?
Does it really matter? I know what it meant and you know what it meant. Fucking hate pedants.
Blair is a War criminal and the only way he needs to get into europe gravy train is because Obama has fu–ed him off. His Best Mate Bush probably shagg-d him, Why else would he conspire to torture the Saudia Arabians to get the Right result on 911. Blair lied to the UK abouit WMD and Kelly got his wrists cut for going against him.
The day that fucker becomes EU President, is the day I start taking sniper lessons.
W.W.
Democracy comes from the word demos i.e. “a people”.
There is no Europe wide demos, and therefore there can be no Europe wide democracy.
Cherie the first lady has got swine flu.
The poor dear. Lets all wish her a speedy recovery.
This is the price she is paying for fornicating with pigs – is the pig ok?
Why is it called swine flu ? So far there are ZERO cases of an infected pig anywhere in the world, that is until today’s announcement.
Have they have discovered the source as per today’s news?
poor virus
The virus may recover but it’s unlikely.
You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich.
You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.
You cannot bring about prosperity by discouraging thrift.
You cannot lift the wage earner up by pulling down the wage payer.
You cannot further the brotherhood of man by inciting class hatred.
You cannot build character and courage by taking away people’s initiative and independence.
You cannot help people permanently by doing for them, what they could and should do for themselves.
…………..Abraham Lincoln
Blair is not fit to scrape the shit of the soles of Lincoln’s shoes
You cannot help the rich by destroying the poor.
You cannot weaken the strong by strengthening the weak.
You cannot bring about prosperity by allowing bankers to run riot.
You cannot pull down the wage payer by lifting the wage earner up.
You cannot incite class hatred and then preach about brotherhood of man.
You will cause fucking riots motherfuckers by taking away people’s initiative and independence.
You must help people permanently for we are all one.
thick as thieves 2009
there, a much much more intelligent version, innit.
lincoln didn’t half talk some fucking shit.
revolutionary motherfucker.
You moron TAT – if you look carefully (if you are capable of peering through the thick fog that apparently fills your noggin), you will see that Lincoln’s views and your own are not entirely incompatible.
Next time, engage brain before opening mouth. And learn a little history while you’re at it.
TAT, the only reason you are still allowed to post here i supspect is that most of us will defend your right to advertise your lack of education and mental problems, as long as we are free to answer you with reason and/or ignore you. Socialism is based on a critical misunderstanding of human nature. lincoln, jefferson, paine, bastat etc etc would be far too polite to point out what an utter chump you are. also your isreali/palestinian rant fetishes are just retarded.
the reason I am allowed to post here you sp@stic is because
I AM TOP BOY NOW FUCK OFF YOU SLAG!
my views are nothing like lincolns. he was a whig, a party politician, the beginning of the end for demoracy. whereas I am independent.
lincoln was a shoe polisher president, nothing more.
’tis you whose eyes are all misted up with revolution insurgency revisionism.
I bet a retard like you thinks it is a good idea for our troops to be sacrificed in Afghanistan for brown.
you silly fucking cripple.
hop along now.
TAT one thing thats very obvious is that you are partizan. you are not independent in the classical sense because you’re rooting for what you percieve as ‘your side’. also you’re a rude dickhead who thinks that insulting someone removes any impact from what they may have said. you must take a lot of blood pressure meds. also re-read my post you retard and then see how logical response seems. loudmouthed ignorant dumbass’ who think they know the Truth are at least an annoyance, at worst a plague. take your meds and fuck off you hoon.
The most exciting thing that happened to me today was spinning my Porsche at ninety miles per hour trying to leave the Autobahn. The least exciting was reading your drivel. You are not just a Hoon, you are also boring. That makes you a boring Hoon.
not my side dimwit, my idea, my belief of what is right.
but I think you may be too dim to understand that concept because your mind has been twisted by partisan interests. to be fair, your dullardness is not all your fault, you have been brainwashed after all.
now, answer the question c’unt.
do you think we should withdraw our troops from Afghanistan.
or are you too much of a coward to reply?
probably.
spineless c’unt.
Fuck off TAT x .
There’s only room for one drama queen on here .
Gayboy .
E x .
1) If accused of something immediately accuse the person accusing you of the same thing.
2) Question their intelligence relentlessly. Never stop calling them stupid because that is the fundament of an adult discussion. Other insults that reduce their credibility are also ok.
3) Try to time your last post so you appear to have brutally put them down and scored the victory despite the lack of substance in your rhetoric.
4)Ignore what people reply to you with and use 1 or 2 keywords to make it look like your stream of obscenity is a witty putdown.
5) Take meds.
6) Repeat endlessly because being hated and laughed at is the closest thing to human contact you can ever know.
7) Graduate.
Lets hope Thick as Shit meets the same fate as mr Lincoln
I forgot one.
the zeroth law: attempt to lead whoever you are debating into supporting something that is a highly polarizing issue ie afghanistan, abortion,GM crops, whether Gordon is pretty in a dress etc etc. They’ll never know what hit them. HO HO HO
Hmmm .
Too many fuckin stages , petal x .
Ewanme might say : go for the juglar an season wiv a sprinklin of humour .
You is usin a club hammer where a ball-peen would do x .
You ain’t that bright , is ya hun ???
Also , if ya throw in the right amount of perkiness , you can get ur readers to re-examine their sexuality lol .
I’ve turned loadsa closet homos into full-blown benders wot go weak at the knees at the very mention of my name .
Guido hates me coz he loves me .
I wonder how his mind-numbinly borin party is goin ???
Who cares ??
Later Ewanonymous x .
i guess TAT’s clocked off. he’s only paid to try and poison this blog during daylight hours. its a shame, he’s so amusing to wind up. Night night TAT where ever you are. Sleep well you prince of bullshit, you lord of mouth-poo.
Alas! TAT, answer some of my points dammit! that or take your meds and fuck off. actually just fuck off.
I know I am a genius and therefore most intelligent but there is one thing that puzzles me.
if the above cripples are so dismissive of my contributions then why do they spend so much of their precious pre-election time attacking me?
fucking weird innit.
leave me alone you creepy groomers.
are we upsetting you dispicable little bigot-troll? Try homophobia again dude that’ll score you some points! the troll complains about being trolled! surely there is some legislation to protect vulnerable victims like TAT from shitstorms of their own brewing? give it up TAT. leave these boards and spout your shite elsewhere. Do you really divide your time into categories like ‘pre-election’? if you do, could you skip forward to your ‘post-death’ time please?
leave these boards?
are you a fucking computer programme?
you sound like one that has been written by some chav c’unt.
now fuck off moron.
oh, before you go, thanks for illustrating my point so precisely.
you complete imbecile.
if you don’t like how i phrase stuff, tough shit dude. also ppl who say ‘innit’ can’t call anyone a chav. i like this response you got further down the page. don’t ignore this stuff man. use it to develop yourself out of this horrific rut you’ve gotten your life into into. learn from us you ignorant child, we want to help you. text follows:
“292Scorched Earth says:
July 16, 2009 at 4:57 pm
Go back to whining that people here should stop picking on you because you are a juvenile, little twat.
So fuckity bye, piss off and go and see if your mummy has mde you a bowl of jelly and let the adults talk about the subject which was Blair and his Presidency of Europe.
Not your desperate need of Ritalin and the resulting utterly pointless “look at me !” dribbling twatty posts.”
what a guy! succinct and totally true. fuck off TAT.
You moron TAT – if you look carefully (if you are capable of peering through the thick fog that apparently fills your noggin), you will see that Lincoln’s views and your own are not entirely incompatible.
Quite so.
We are ALL basically conservatives. The only question is whether, or indeed how much, even the Conservative Party, never mind the rest of them, are conservative?
I suspect very little, if at all.
There has never existed a political party that has ever publicly supported the International Banking System. However only soon to be DEAD politicians, have publicly and/or genuinely opposed it. Two of which were Abe Lincoln and JFK, and we all know what happened to them.
Of course the reason why top politicians have never felt the need to publicly support the policies and dictates of said system, is because they know within there heart of hearts that their very lives and entire political ideologies are completely dependent on the systems bribes and patronage. Therefore there is no point in opposing what they all know is inevitable. Only the Devils details have ever even been up for political debate.
Socialism is an invention of Internationalist Banking Elites. The existence of properly functioning Free-markets on the other hand, is one of common humanities most useful inventions.
Corporate capitalism has as little to do with FREE anything, as it can possibly manage or manipulate. It is the subversive work of the establishment devils, that OWN the International Banking System. Who work slowly and periodically otherwise, towards a Fascist/Communist/Fabian type one world dictatorship.
The ONLY thing that is NEW about our here and now NEW WORLD ORDER, is the word NEW at the beginning.
The same people who have been running the show for the last several thousands of years, have every intention of continuing to do so, for the next few thousand years. Very possibly, without the likes of TAT, or indeed most of you lot now reading this comment.
that is a weirdly self contradictory post.
we’re all conservative, actually even conservatives are hardly conservatives. Socialism was put about by rich bastards.
same elite (you should use elite, good word) clique ruling the world for thousands of years (are they, in your opinion, immortal reptilians by any chance?)
dude, limit yourself to 3 bong hits a day and you’ll feel a world of good.
incorrect analysis old boy.
very fucking sloppy atlas very fucking sloppy indeed, not up to your normal standard.
me, a conservative? don’t be such a retard.
any one can see that I am a radical and independent fellow. certainly not a conservative. I am anti party as it is the parties that have damaged our democracy with their dishonest carve up of power and their constant abuse of our constitution.
the truth is that independent politics is the future atlas: fucking scary, innit?
and while you are here I must say that you are sometimes guilty of overcomplicating things and also you are a bit nutty on the world order stuff. apart from that you’re alright.
but let us be realsitic, these useless c’unts that you are so paranoid about could barely organise a piss up in a brewery without fucking it up the useless Hoons. for fucks sake what a shower of shit brown and his henchmen thugs are.
you give them far more credit than they deserve.
they are beatable.
I think so anyway.
Hague really is brilliant on his day, why is Cameron leader again?
‘Cos he’s not bald.
Sad, but true.
Also because he is mates with Zak and George. Which is very bad news indeed, because Zak and George are mates with The ………., who desperately desire, and have long since planned to terminally fuck your entire existence.
So you now have your answer. The question is, what in the hell are you going to do about it?
My guess and theirs, is fuck all. Or at least fuck all, other then things that will or might very well make it happen even quicker, and more murderously then already planned.
Much like the same way as you voted for Gordo the Incredible Twat as PM.
Yet another stitch up by those fascist swine at Brussels, they don’t want democracy as it interferes with those elitist bastards seizing power for their own benefits under the guise of being “commuinaire”.
Scum.
Time we had our referendum and walk out of this thieves club.
… and walk straight back into a thieves’ club of our own making. And that is the point; our club, with rules made over centuries by our own thieves.
The fiction of ‘being communautaire’ disguises a modern-day land grab.
Cui bono?
What nowadays passes for International Diplomacy, now that gunboats are out of fashion, is easily confused with various forms of faith-dignified bigotry. Camouflaged as piety and strings-attached ‘Aid’.
Penfold says: “Much like the same way as you voted for Gordo the Incredible Twat as PM.”
Or Churchill in 1940.
At least the majority of MP’s wanted him, and there was a National Government that insisted upon a Labour deputy as the price of compliance. There was no seedy backroom putsch by a small coterie of fellow travellers.
And moreover, Churchill remained popular, until the war was done and was then unceremoniously chucked out in a general election.
CLASSIC HAGUE : GOD I MISS THE MAN ! THE ONLY TORy I EVER VOTED FOR !
tony ‘war criminal’ blair as president of the fascist EU?
par for the course innit.
Troop killer Brown as vice president would just about top it off.
For Blair, the Wages of Treason are coming to fruition with the top-job in Europe.
Add a Single Army for Blair to control and who knows where he would want to invade? The US has WMDs.
He could always use the 45 minute claim again. It worked so well last time. Scary thought.
If he does get to Brussels as EU Presidnt, well at least the Haig is not too far away.
First President of Europe to be prosecuted for war crimes. Very good.
Err Hague…. me thinks?
I hpoe one day to see B-liar infront of the other Hague Lets see how good a fucking Barrister his wife is there !
please everyone sign all petitions to stop Blair, yes the EU pres should be voted on by all of us. If Tony “i allow torture”Blair becomes EU pres, I think I will become a hermit. I have seen a very nice little cave in the hills of north wales. I am keeping its location secret as I think caves will be in short supply if Tony succeeds.
all caves in the hills of north wales now taken… hard luck.
I’ve always hankered after being a troglodyte. In France you can buy caves, quite close to the Loire for reasonable sums. No insurance, no heating, and sometimes they include lifts so that you can have a double decker – so to speak – cave.
Plenty of lovely caves for sale in Spain, superb value and very nice homes that sometimes come with your very own chunk of real mountain.
Electric and water might be a small problem with some of them while the locals seem to be getting a tad restless and rebellious towards foreigners of late.
I know one that isn’t a nice little copper mine which i found in 1968 !
Plead with the Irish to vote NO They are the only ones who can stop this madness If they vote yes they’ll be stitched up like the rest of us.
RE: 271 above, I withdraw the words “rebellious towards foreigners” and replace them with “being cutns towards foreigners”,
sorry, my poor education is to blame.
How many wellies would you have to pay them?
Europe is made up of many democracies.
The European Union is one anti-democratic institution.
I hate politicians that use the phrase “anti-Europe” to describe euroscepticism.
Or more annoyingly still, “Little Englander.” Any Kunt that uses that term reveals their true colours.
I always laugh at the phrase “Little Englander”. Even under present recessionary conditions, if the south east of England were a separate country it would be the fifth richest in Europe.
If only the English had a national party.
Great Britain
Lesser Britain
Brittony
They just want revenge ………but remember Agincourt…………
Which is why the EU has dreamt up that little number called Xenophobia.
Apparantly, if you are anti-EU, talk cuttingly of it, and a pro-EU’er takes offence you can be charged with Xenophobia in another country, extradited, stand trial and get banged up.
Just like the NatWest 3 in the US with the anti terrorism agreement on extradition which was used to get the NatWest3 who allegedly committed a financial fraud.
With B-Liar at the helm of the EU it will of course be illegal to be anti -EU, or have anti federalist thoughts, or even vote for a party that is not fully committed to the EU cause.
MinTru prosecuting thought crime
I hate the Phrase RT HON MEMBER ! There isn’t a fucking honourable one in there !
It would be very dangerous indeed for both the UK and the Council of Europe if Tony Blair did not become permanent President of the CoE. He knows too much that is germane to the safe development of a central EuroSoviet.
The UK signatories of all EU treaties since October 1971 were procured by payola corruption. The corrupt parties involved ranged from senior FCO officials to British Prime Ministers. Edward Heath, Geoffrey Rippon and Roy Jenkins were bought-and-paid-for German DVD agents for many decades.
More recently, Tony Blair (an intelligence protégé of Roy Jenkins from Oxford days), while British Prime Minister, was paid $100 million from a secret EU slush fund to secure the UK’s compliance with regard to the Lisbon treaty. The money was conditional on his prevention of a public referendum on the issue in the UK. Blair agreed to the condition and deposited his $100 million in the Central Bank of Belize between February and March 2006.
Both the UK and Europe want Blair on the inside pissing out. He knows too much to be allowed a vantage on the outside pissing in.
More intelligence background is archived here (12.10.05), here (07.03.08) and here (20.09.08).
You had me worried there, for a minute, Alcuin – Tony Blair as ‘permanent President of the CoE’: I thought, ‘But he’s just gone to Rome? Surely the poor old CofE can’t stand him as President, what with having a Druid as ABofC?’… then, like ‘The Mad Gardener’ I looked again.
B-LIAR is a war monger ! He has sent the troops in more than any priminister in history FUCK ME ! we will end up invading Russia Within Weeks ! Then he will become “Peace Envoy to the Eastern block ” Talk about LIE-BOUR Job creation !
HAGUE 10/10 McMental face like a smacked arse !
Blair is a Great ACTOR, nothing more nothing less. If he get his nose in on the Europe gravy train, it will prove one thing. Europe is as corrupt as a banana republic and I for one will be finished with this QUANGO.
No Europe doesn’t seem to be a democracy. Even the idea of a “President Blair” is certainly not only a national embarrassment of gargantuan proportions, it is the mother of all national embarrassments. The horrific idea of Blair being anything to do with any power in Europe or in fact anywhere in the entire world is totally obscene, sickening, ridiculous, nightmarish and vomit-inducing.
Torie MEP’s are still singing to the tune of the rest of the Europhiles in Brussles, and although they claim NOT to support the Lisbon Treaty/Constitution. They fail to see, or to mention.. that the un-elected leaders of the Union have such a deep contempt for the view of the European people, that they are happily implementing all of the Lisbon treaty, peacemeal.
As for Bliar, he has the moral integrity of a shit on your doorstep. Saying that, It matters little in my mind wether he, or some other corrupt bastard, takes the lead of the EU. Either way we already know exactly what the mind-set of the President will be… More power being sucked into brussles, more of our democracy being dwindled away.
So it back and think of Big Brother, comrades.
O/T love gobrowns makeup, not very well blended lol
And the cost of Blair being the candidate is …
Our rebate.
That must be worth a few votes from the Commission.
Never in the field of politics as so much been given by so many to so few.
Is that the rebate that Bliar said wasn’t up for negotiation, and then promptly gave it away? Is this the same Bliar who promised our troops that anything they required would be provided – and then didn’t?
I think this is the same Bliar who promised us a referendum on the Lisbon Treaty and then reneged on it?
No surprises if the answers to these questions is ‘yes’. Another NuLiebour charlatan – should be just the job for EU president.
He promised us a referendum on the EU Constitution – which was cancelled after the French and the Dutch voted against it. The Lisbon Treaty of course, is something completely different…
Another newlabour stitch up. It’s like passing the parcel, all between friends, they wouldn’t dare ask the people, we wouldn’t give the ‘right’ answers. I hate Blair more than any of the other politicians. He took us in to an illegal war, and has never had to answer for it.
Steve Expat
You are, I hope, being sarcastic ?
“The good thing about not calling it a Constitution is that no one can ask for a referendum on it.” — Giuliano Amato, former Italian Prime Minister and Vice-Chairman of the Convention which drew up the Constitution, speech to the London School of Economics, 20th February 2007
What ever happened to the RED LINES. Both PM Blair and acting PM Brown waffled on about. Brown was RED LINES mad at the time of the Lisbon betrayal.
The only ones we ever saw were the ones painted on the roads to prevent parking.
Or the same B-liar Who said we had 45mins or said in HIS manifesto that we would get a referendum on the EU treaty The guy is pure filth !
But of course, Blair sold out the country for his place on the EU gravy train. The vain little prick loves the title president and of course we would then have ‘first lady’ Cherie as well as the wonderful Kinnocks what is not to like about the EU eh. Thank fuck I vote UKIP.
That’ll make anyone want to vote ukip, or green perhaps. Or nobody again…..
What is the effect of voting UKIP / Green / Lib / Lab / Con / BNP ?
As a European subjects (we are subjects all right – subject to arbitrary rule with NO influence at any level on law making in Europe) none of our so called elected representatives have any influence whatsoever on 1) policy 2) legislation 3) “election” of supreme leader. The whole vile farce is about as democratic as the council of peopled deputies. Is the European commission modeled on the Politburo?
was i the only person to notice in the euro elections that the proportion of vote increase for both the bnp and the greens were both about 2.5%? The opposite approaches to fascism are about equally popular and rose similar amounts. in my opinion: don’t waste votes on people who think your bad breath endangers anything more than your sexlife.
We have a democracy, we can choose, trouble is the people we choose are already chosen for us.
“was i the only person to notice in the euro elections that the proportion of vote increase for both the bnp and the greens were both about 2.5%? The opposite approaches to fascism are about equally popular and rose similar amounts. in my opinion: don’t waste votes on people who think your bad breath endangers anything more than your sexlife.” and obviously don’t vote for the retarded bnp because they are rascist ignorant bigots. lol will that pass the censors? i guess you could have read a kind of pro bnp slant in my first post but bigod that was not intended! i dislike facism whatever end of the spectrum it comes from. ok now guido’s program?
ME TOO !
Makes me realise how little sense of humour my Labour Masters have. What a dull bunch of droopy faced cock trumpets.
Oh well back to the newspeak Teleprompter.
Tories are evil, Gordon is an honest and competent guy, War is evil, unless waged by Labour etc etc drone drone
Fake Master Baiter. Pass the time by making up titles for new Jason Bourne movies with political characters.
The Blair Presidency
The Brown Catastrophe
The Moran liquidity
The Milliband Capitulation
The Harman Equality
Mandelson,Balls,Cooper,Flint,Morris,Watson……Draper?
The Ainsworth Nonentity
The Robinson Sycophancy
The Smith Felony
Just seen we have the same for Robinson!
Must be something about the word Sycophant that triggers an image.
Then there’s Orson Welles’ classic:
‘The Turd Man’.
The Labour Clusterfuck
The Kinnock Conspiracy
The Mandelson Blowback
James Bond’s new film, “Death of a Scientist” where James is asked to assassinate Ernst Blofeld aka Dr David Kelly. Sequel: “Death of a Country” starring Gordon Brown as the evil Professor Traitor.
The Mandelson Chicken Supremacy*
The Brown Mandate
The Smith Privacy (R rated)
*(for those of you old enough to remember Vesta meals)
Stone me PT, I remember those Vesta meals, they had to be properly rehydrated before eating otherwise they’d suck your innards dry!!
The Brown Trousers
The Draper Idiocy
The McBride Assassination
The Blears appropriation
The Bottle Fed Triplet:
Yes indeed. Just like NuLabour!!
The Blears Evasion
The Blair Deception
The Mandelson Repulsion
The Mandelson Repulsion – a remake of Our Man In Marrakesh
didn’t they morph into pot noodles towards the end of the 20th century ?
‘The Mandelsonian Candidate’ – starring a brain-washed Gordon Brown
‘The Bogey has Landed’ – starring an unwashed Gordon Brown
‘Passport to Publicloo’ – starring virtually all the PLP
‘The Man in the Not-so-White-Suit’ – starring ***** *****
‘Carry On Spinning’
‘Carry On Mining for Diamonds, Pearls, & Emeralds’
‘Carry On UP the Khyber Pass’ – all starring you much-loved Star…
‘The Birds’ – a re-make of Hitchcock’s Classic, starring all of Blair’s Babes, now with an ‘X’ Certificate.
‘The Gold-Rush’ – a heartless comedy, in which Charles Goblin, The Little Tramp, finds vast quantities of Gold, and sells it! (‘You’ll laugh all the way to the Workhouse…’).
The McNulty Misappropriation
The Cooper Androgeny
The Hewitt Mendacity
The Brown Misanthrope
The Balls Flippancy
For Ireland ..The EU Ultimatum
The Flint Cosmetic
The Hannan Phenomenon
The Robinson Sycophancy
The Toynbee Irrelevance
The Hoon Atrocity
The Darling Emasculation
The Cameron Inevitability
The Timney Subscription
The sequel: The Timney Manipulation
The Timney Stimulation
The Timney Sensation
The Timney Gurning
The Timney Copulation
The Timney Relaxation
The Timney Cleansing
And finally….The Timney Remuneration
Not to be confused with the Horror series…
The Timney Fornication
The Smith Conception
The Omen
Timney and Fowler. Just along the road from Osborne and Little – The King’s Road. Everything they make is in black and white, although I’m sure the Mr. Timney of Timney and Fowler would have preferred his materials in full colour.
AT LAST SMALLWIDGE AKA MB YOU SEE THE LIGHT !
Glynnis Kinnock let the cat out of the bag yesterday and no doubt one of Mandy’s conditions of service for Brown was Blairs consideration for the job.
He appears to have won and if Brown was still peeved Blair wouldn’t have got the nod for it now.
This of course gives Mandy a fall-back position for when Brown get’s booted at the Election or replaced by Johnson or Milliboy before Christmas.
And I’m amused you think Blair wouldn’t be a National embarrassment.
Perhaps his constant lies and the Iraq war passed you by ?
Even more amusing would be him seeing the inside of the Hague as President of Europe. He could designate it his second home on European Expenses.
He would become a European embarrassment, without doubt.
Can you imagine that bitch Cherie Blair getting the Pope to perform the Coronation and appointing their wanker son as heir to their European Empire. Once crowned I suppose new European protocol would insist the Queen having to curtsy to her.
Presiding over the Great Implosion of the EU Sounds about right.
84 Builders Crack
One of the first things NuLabour did was axe one of the best most loved and exciting pageants in the world The Royal Tournament due to apparently lack of money. The Edinbugh Tattoo meanwhile (a great pageant also so no axe whatsoever to grind here) was continued and indeed continues to this day.
The writing was on the wall in 1997 for the English and the Royals but the message was lost on the Proles. President of Europe is the final potential outcome of those initial actions and yes Buliders crack I think you are right, Cherie ‘letterbox gob of Bristol Flats’ will expect the Queen to curtsy.
Sad but true
Certainly would be even more fun to lead the President of Europe away in handcuffs to the Haig to answer charges of War Crimes after the Iraq Inquiry
I am surprised Brown agreed to it reporting after the election because NuLiebour might not be in charge of the Government spin machine
It’s The Hague, fuckwit; HAGUE…
Uneducated english twat…
Fucking delicious!
How do you know he’s English? could be well just about anything.
You are Guilty of racism , hate crime etc etc etc Plod will be round in about 3 years unless you are a muzzy in which case it will be 3 seconds.
Well, to be fair, Blair won’t pick his nose, stammer or behave like a mentally defective patient on day release.
He is, on the other, a war criminal and one of God squad. So 6 and two 3s really….apart from personal hygiene.
Soooo.. that’s why he went to the vatican and converted to Catholicism. That sort of thing goes down well in Italy, France, Spain and Portugal. He plays a long game does our Tony!
The only way he should be in Europe is at The Hague…answering questions about Iraq and Afghanistan.
I love Tony, I love Tony and I also love Me.
Plot, Plot, Scheme, Plot and More Plotting.
Tony is GOD and I sit immediately on his right.
President Blair sounds sooo good…….
Well time to get back to plotting…
ps Did you like Tony’s black eye the other week? That slag cherie gave it to him when he asked if I could go on holiday with them.
Probably got it for refusing to shag the ugly bitch.
Some women get violent when you stick it up their bum “accidently”.
I thought Tony was Sherry’s bum.
Would Mandy be re-defined as straight if he went out with women and jammed it up their arse?
do you really really think that those two have ever had sex ?
– I mean, with each other ?
Builders Crack says:
July 16, 2009 at 12:07 pm
Would Mandy be re-defined as straight if he went out with women and jammed it up their arse?
Should have gone to Specshaggers
Perhaps Cherie wasn’t turned on by Tony suggesting that he call her “Gordon” when taking her up the starfish.
and the rapidly withering rod caused him to slip off the massive expanse of oiley rump and catch his eye on her heel ? yeah, I can see thats what happened now..
Note the look on the face of Cameron he says “picture the face of our poor prime minister”. They even Pan away from him at 1:30.
Embarrassment or crook?
You don’t decide.
I wonder what other people around europe would think about “thatcher’s greatest achievement” becoming president.
There will be a loud sound of spinning at DeGaul’s grave today.
What must the Labour Party be thinking? They move heaven and earth to get rid of the hated Blair and now they are pushing for him to rule over all of us in perpetuity and undemocratically to boot.
is this then ultimate bit of scorched earth policy from Brown??
I wonder if anyone still pays their New Labour subs? Surely not?
Neu Labour supporters don’t pay subs silly boy, they get them paid by us as they are all socially disadvantaged and must be looked after by the real workiing/productive class.
Yes
Don’t forget Svengali Mandelson . The evil kingmaker and plotter extraordinaire.
…the ‘Eminence Grise’ with whom no-one agrees, but with whom no-one dare disagree! ‘All for One, and One for Me!’
I mentioned this before but I commonly drive past the Labour club on the way home. I laugh everytime when I see them huddled outside sucking on their dampened ciggies in the rain short jackets & coats drawn up over there heads trying to waggle their arms to re light a mates fag in the blowing wind and rain.
Fucking hilarious and the Twats still vote Labour.
Meanwhile another two great pubs have just closed in my area. Jobs gone and community spirit diminished. Thick as shit!! Only with ‘NudumbfuckingassLabour’
Agent 90, do you live in the West end of Newcastle by any chance :) makes me think of the labour club on Union Hall road, with its own en-suite bookies and the Vallium just down in Dumpling Hall which closed recently, struggling to think of a second pub to go with the general sameness, possibly the one in Chapel House, not sure if shut after the murder.
Blair resurfaces like a floater in the toilet.
I reckon this will really cheer Brown up on his holidays in the Lakes.
BTW I must find out when that is to be so as to avoid the incessant rain that will accompany the ‘Great Leader’.
So what disaster is set to descend on the Lake district…a radiation leak from sellafield, an earthquake on Helvellyn or perhaps a Tsunami up Morcambe bay?
The disaster won’t be that localised. Think more along the lines of Foot in Mouth….
Surely the ultimate floater-in-the-toilet is Mandy? He just keeps coming back. After he eventually dies, can we please ensure he’s buried under thousands of tons of reinforced concrete?
A short ride to the Puerto Rico Trench, and enough concrete to ensure he gets to the ocean floor, the pressure of the water will do the rest
Can’t we do that before he dies?
people make a lot of commom mistakes regarding vampire disposal that a gentleman i shall call Van H. once explained to me: you need a sword to remove the head which you burn and dispose of seperately to the body; you need a stake to impale them into the ground through their chest, just hammering it into the chest will not do gentlemen, you’ve got to stake that bastard to a rock. then you douse the remains in petrol and retire to a safe distance having lit the blue touch paper. in the Dark High Lord’s case i’d suggest uranium rods for stakes and thermite to cook him proper good. then the concrete and i’d still lay money on him cropping somewhere up in 20 years.
strapped to a nuclear waste cannister!
people get lost in the areas around the lakes, or have sudden heart attacks or boating accidents… praise the Lord and make it so
Will President Blairs have de power to remove a British Prime Minister? Da Queen won’t do it, innit.
No diss wespec. Ma’am.
I’m watching the wanker on Sky. I am finding it increasingly difficult not to reach for the mute button. His voice makes me sick. I am beginning to hate all Scots now. It is Brown’s fault.
All Scots are wankers and can go fuck themselves.
***claps***
28 So sorry to hear you’ve got them: let me suggest Potassium Permanganate. It could be worse, you know, could be ***crabs***, and they’re the very Deuce to eradicate. And be thankful it’s not the ***craps***, because there’s a lot of that going around, if you see what I mean.
Next Patient, please!…
So you want to replace this Scottish Mafia cabinet with a new bunch headed by Cameron, Osbourne, Duncan, McLoughlin, Paterson and Strathclyde.
Be careful what you wish for.
When Alex Salmond finally brings a referendum on Scottish independence, he would be guaranteed success if he allowed the English to vote. As 86% of the UK population and 84% of UK tax payers live in England, I am sure they can make a nasty anti-English case to cast Scotland adrift.
At least we could expel Brown, Darling, Alexander and Murphy.
We can’t expel known terrorists. How the hell are we going to persuade an independent Scotland to take back that shower?
You can keep they kunts. We don’t want them either.
Agreed about Scottish politicians but what about the tens of thousands of Scots in the Armed Forces? You want to give them back too? I do not think all your ethnics are going to volunteer to fill those gaps, or if they do it will be on the other side!
Oooh, ain’t you a hard man? Fuck off and peel a grape, you english poof…
Fucking delicious!
naughty naughty FD!
now look here FD you’ve got it all wrong.
the scottish people should be ruled by scottish people, ofcourse.
we shall skate over the fact that is exactly what happens now but if scotland wants total independence then that is up to them.
all I am saying is that if we set aside past differences between England and Scotland I think it would be better for both countries if we remained, under different terms, as a block of countries alongside Ireland and Wales, for the benefit of all.
scotland would be crushed as a single country when dealing with the fascist EU.
they will slit your throat FD.
Now we know why Blair was so keen on subjugating all authority at Westminster to Brussels.
We knew he was an arrogant, self interested despot who can charm the birds out of the trees (like Clinton).
Top find out that his real ambition was to be President of Europe reveals the full scale of his treachery.
Blair was ousted in disgrace after ruining this country (just like Clinton), just imagine what he could do to an entire continent.
BTW exactly as predicted George Osborne confirmed yesterday that Taxes would be going up regardless of who got in with his statement,
“I’ve made it clear that we are not ruling out Tax Rises”
Given how completely fucked the finances are at the moment, this is no surprise.
At least Osbourne and the Opposition has the guts to speak honestly and candidly, the same cannot be said of the current Government. The people, in this election more than ever, will value honesty as much as policy.
The current bullshit line spun by Labour about cuts Vs spending simply will not hold from now until next May/June.
And when questioned, Darling (assuming Mandy hasn’t somehow gotten Balls into the job before the Election) will be forced to say the exact same thing as Osbourne.
Spending Cuts and Tax rises are indeed inevitable.
Indeed. Every time Broon trots out the line about investment he looks more and more alone. Do you wonder why Darling has been so quiet recently? He knows the score.
When, as will inevitably happen, the lie is exposed (the OECD, IMF and World Bank are not enough for Broon to admin the porkies so far), Liebour will look like a complete bunch of liars to everyone (not just us) and be completely unelectable for decades to come.
We can hope…
More than quarter of a million government-funded jobs in the U.K. may be lost by 2014 because of “inevitable” public-spending cuts, according to a report published today by the Centre for Cities, a London-based research institute.
Whichever party wins the next general election, which must be held in less than a year, will confront the biggest budget deficit since World War II, projected by the Treasury to reach 12.4 percent of gross domestic product in the fiscal year that began in April.
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601085&sid=aKgVqdC5o0Q4
it should be established that any legislation passed that was based upon false statements, lies and deception should be immediately repealed and debated properly. Imagine how many of the thousands of laws that come out of the EUSSR would be immediately dumped – splendid.
Steve;That will be a change for politicians…Honesty?
Has anyone given a moments thought to what will happen to the general attitude of the British electorate towards the EU if Blair does become its president? Most of us have attitudes somewhere between indifferent and completely hostile. To have that grinning mug popping up on our TV screens at regular intervals as he lords it over us again is likely to add significantly to the overwhelmingly negative feelings towards the EU which are widely held in this country.
Precisely.
It gives the shapeless corrupt, inefficient mass of Europe a very public face.
And a very public face that will have to defend it’s manifest failures.
This isn’t a dream job as Blair will soon find out to his cost.
Is it true that G W Bush is being discussed as E U Vice President?
Guido, get a bloody grip.
Blair is a permanent national embarassment.
Has he given you 2 minutes of his oily charm, or something?
Taking the piss out of Broon is fine, but not if it means letting this tosser back in.
Hague is a stunning speaker – funny, biting, knowledgable, and charming. He has the timing and bite of a grizzled northern club circuit comedian, and every punchline hits home. Best prime minister we never had.
Still time!
He should have had a hair transplant and changed his name to Bill.
If only Boris hadn’t got the hump and snatched back his wig.
Yes, bastard. Actually, I bet they hate each other. Bill could of course lend Borry his baseball cap.
I do think anyone who wants to be prime minister is a git of the highest order.
Hague is better off not being in that category.
here here but forcing people who don’t want power into power often ends just as badly i guess
It was an excellent speech – shame it didn’t seem as if Broon was there to face him as he said it.
Shame Broon wasn’t there to hear it…would have been good to see his face…
Oh he heard it all right! He would have been told by some toady or other. I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall in Gordon’s padded cell just to see his reaction. The comment on “jaw dropping” was a brilliant touch by Hague.
Brilliantly funny. Worth another watch if only to see millipede rolling around in stitches.
Keep in mind if Ireland and Checkoslovakia go for Lisbon Bliar could be President of Europe by January next year.
This isn’t in the far flung future by any means.
if czechoslovakia go for lisbon i would be surprised as there is no longer such a country in existence.
about as likely as germany, france etc accepting a british president i suppose.
Well spotted. My error. But the fact is the Czech Republic polling on Lisbon has turned around recently and if Ireland goes for it they will not be the roadblock some used to think they were.
As for Germany and France accepting Balir well they have no “big hitters” in the frame and the only other biggish name mentioned is Gonzalez who is a bit of a dark horse.
What could scupper Blair is the still fairly prevalent resentment over Iraq and a decision to go for a low profile compromise technocrat rather than a big name.
He’s not in yet but he’s still probably the favourite at this point.
Odd ? The above post shouldn’t have been under anonymous.
Clarified hopefully.
oh but all your posts are very anonyomous scorched earth.
you are a very bland person indeed.
have you ever considered spending more time at conservativefoam?
more your type of people.
arseholes.
Go back to whining that people here should stop picking on you because you are a juvenile, little twat.
So fuckity bye, piss off and go and see if your mummy has mde you a bowl of jelly and let the adults talk about the subject which was Blair and his Presidency of Europe.
Not your desperate need of Ritalin and the resulting utterly pointless “look at me !” dribbling twatty posts.
what a wanker!
315 ‘Takes one to know one, we used t’say.
is that water you are serving tory troll?
fucking tastes like it.
such thin gruel.
now raise your game or fuck off c’unt.
thankyou.
Freddie’s fit: Sky.
Of course he is…
just retired …new balls please
I may be repeating something already said or even stating the bleeding obvious. But does anyone believe Mandy’s save Gordo campaign was anything but a stitch up over Lisbon for his Friends in Brussels, and to ensure his life long love Tony could become EU President. IE if Gordon fell, probable election – Tory win – Referendum – no vote – Lisbon dead – no President – no Tony. One unelected PM saved by another unelected fixer.
Good call
It has been said before on here, but there’s no harm in pointing it out again. You may be stating ‘the bleeding obvious’ to followers of this Blog, but there are a lot of people to whom it isn’t bleeding obvious – those who just watch BBC news, for instance. Mandelson has no loyalty to Brown, he’s just propping him up for the furtherment of the EU.
Well we know for an absolute fact that Mandy did not accept the position from Gordon without first phoning Tony about it and getting his approval.
Do we suppose that phonecall was about the weather ?
No. It was Mandy covering his arse (ironically) so that when he took the job the Blairites wouldn’t simply turn on him and call him traitor. He had to keep most of them on side and many of them wouldn’t do his bidding unless Mandy had the official approval of his former master Blair.
Question is, what did that official seal of approval from Blair, over the phone to placate the Blairites, cost Mandy ?
I think we now know. Brown had to accept Blair as the EU Presidential candidate or Mandy would not play ball.
Ac for the Conservatives Election referendum thing, sorry, but the one thing Cameron has NOT done is promise a referendum on Lisbon.
And if Brown was replaced (and he still might be) the Election will probably be nearer but certainly not immediate.
My understanding (I may be wrong) is that Cameron has promised a referendum if the Treaty has not been ratified. October is the time when ratification is due to take place. If Mandy can support Brown until October and the treaty is ratified, as far as Mandy is concerned – job done.
GAME OVER
Adrian Prole
Absolutely correct Cameron stated that openly in an interview. If it is too late ‘the matter will not stop there’ but of course NuLabour stiching up in the scorched earth policy will make life difficult for him.
I trust him more than anyone else on the Labour benches as maybe as weak as that is. It just depends to you want to be a region or a country.
Your call…… I wonder what history will make of us in this era?
scorched earth,
there is one more thing that we know is an absolute fact:
YOU ARE A COMPLETE FUCKING DICK!
fuck off you tory troll wanker.
go rim your boyfriend gideon.
gideon the beggar, the man who tried to beg money from a russian villain.
what a fucking moron.
chancellor of the exchequer?
you must be having a larf you retard!
keep going scorched earth; the ’sp@stic of the week’ award is as good as yours.
What’s wrong little twat ?
Is the Politics too complicated for your tiny fucking brain ?
DO YOU ONLY UNDERSTAND IF ITS WRITTEN IN SPECIAL NEEDS CAPS ?
Why don’t you piss off back to CBeebies little twat.
You are an embarrassing little skidmark who was caught whining that people on this blog should stop picking on you because you were a twatty little juvenile.
You haven’t refuted a thing I’ve said and managed to make yourself look like a Ritalin deficient piss stain in the process.
Now point me to where I praise Osbourne, or even fucking mentioned him or go back to CBeebies where you so clearly belong.
Mandy was also caught getting favours for Deripaska in trade concessions worth up to £50 Million a year. It’s why he shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near a Government department and should certainly not be let back into the corrupt pigfest of European Politics with his master Blair controlling the corruption.
Didn’t they mention that in the Tweenies Politics section ?
You really are a laughable little twat.
297 Well said, Sir! Talk about ‘argumentem ad hominem’; talk about ‘body-line bowling! To say nothing about foul and repulsive language: not only indelicate and impolite (as my Grandmother used to say) but utterly politically-incorrect (my Grandmother didn’t know the term, but she knew about being careful and sensitive in speech).
Even a ‘redacted’ version of his post is incoherent:
there is one more thing that we know is an absolute fact:
YOU ARE A COMPLETE
tory troll .
your friend gideon.
gideon the beggar, the man who tried to beg money from a russian villain.
what a moron.
chancellor of the exchequer?
you must be having a larf !
keep going scorched earth; the award is as good as yours.
Apart from pressing the ‘Caps lock’ key, he obviously has no understanding of the use and purpose of Capital letters.
you have said nothing to refute you cretin.
all you have done is whinged and moaned like a crackhead bitch waiting for her next hit.
politically speaking scorched earth you are a complete fucking waste of space.
there, that has made my mind up – scorched earth, you have won this weeks’s ’sp@stic of the week’ award.
very well done indeed, you are a truly crippled c’unt.
now, if you could just tell me the name of the ward you are being held on I will dispatch your certificate forthwith.
actually I have changed my mind.
sorry scorched earth, but at the wire you have been outspasticated by your boyfriend JF Rowe BA.
Big anus, you have out crippled your boyfriend. good job!
therefore I bestow upon you, JF Rowe Big Anus, the coveted title of the ’sp@stic of the week’ award.
well done.
you earned it.
I will send you the certificate as soon as I have tipexed out scorched earth’s name.
and regarding your address, I presume are you being held on the same ward as your gay lover?
Go SPANK your monkey Thick as Shit !
Life long love Tony ?
I wish the One Fat Lady would tell her tales …
What, that he was called ‘Miranda’?
Anyway, why should she wish ‘to be found dead in the woods’?
I would prefer to see Blair in a more senior position, say, President of Mars.
The French will vote for him because he speaks French and the rest because they recognise him from The Simpsons.
I would like to see him in a reclining position Sir Will. Surrounded by the cheapest of pine or laminate.
Laminate, dear heart. No tree should have to die for the likes of that.
Been away or with Dr Alzheimer, only just seen Rev. Fawkes’ Appeal for the eventual rehabilitation of a fallen woman, cheque on way to the collection plate.
PREZZA FOR PREZ!
Is that a new sandwich bar chain?
Yes, they specialise in airborne sandwiches.
The obvious ‘compromise’ candidate ! DC should propose him, to bring home the absurdity of blair !
This is a bit frightening. Watch out for a war with Iran and piles of the sort of spiteful, authoritarian laws he inflicted on us over the years.
So the Catholisation of the UK continues unabated Mr Fawkes. Interesting, very interesting.
AH (C)
Oscar,you’ve triumphed again.
Sarah Brown for PM!!!
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/operation-sarah-how-the-prime-ministers-wife-is-rebranding-herself-1748214.html
“…sharing a polka dot umbrella with Naomi Campbell, having previously joined the supermodel and the socialite Paris Hilton for dinner at the African Ladies Health Summit in Los Angeles.”
Has the definition of ‘African’ changed recently?
Naomi Campbell, Sarah Brown and Paris Hilton?
I think the definition of “Lady” must have changed as well!
” Naomi Campbell” Maybe she has a fetish for having mobile phones thrown at her?
I would be amazed if the French would tolerate a Brit (even an oily git like Blair) as President. Even without their cultural hostility to the concept, they know full well how this role could evolve to be one of real power – just as Hague warns. His closeness to Bush and stink of Iraq will also count against him.
It’ll either be a Frenchie, or as a compromise some corrupt little non-entity from a minor state that the French and German can buy – a few post-retirement board roles in EADS or DB can add up to a lot of cash.
Perhaps Sarkozy wants the job. Can’t see him being number two under Bliar. Might not be a done deal after all.
William Hague – you have got it wrong!
George Osborne in number 11 = would be a national embarrassment
And yes, Hague was a riot, he’s still young
Am I the only one who would prefer Hague to Cameron at this point?
He was the right person at the wrong time in 1997, and he is up there with Blair and Clinton as public speakers. The exchanges at PMQs frm the late ’90’s were somewhat better than those we see today.
as you are a crackhead I am surprised you do not support gideon to be the next leader.
gideon would definitely legalise crack, he fucking loves that shit!
oh, but you can’t vote, can you steve? you are a homeless tramp and you have not got an address and so you don’t qualify to vote, oh dear.
you are back to square one again steve: you’re just a homeless, crackhead-alcoholic tramp who can’t afford to live in his own home because you spend all your money on crack and cider.
you are not getting very far, are you steve?
it is like treacle, isn’t it.
hague seems more statesman-like-ish possibly because of his age/baldness especially compared to current politicos, excluding Gord and his Choirs obviously. (eg our ‘tone, cameron, obama, every female in silvios cabinet) it may be a relative thing but i don’t think your alone. TAT you need to take your meds, you know what your like if you miss a dose….
hey, I’m in the anyone-but-cameron-and-gideon-snortalot camp.
an eminently sensible position to hold.
and my health is not in question but yours will be you cheeky c’unt if you give any more fucking back chat to the great thick as thieves.
I crush trolls skulls. it is what I do.
tread carefully troll.
Kin amazing the Tory party have talent like Hague and they go and make Call me Dave their leader.
The Tories really need to make more use of Hague.
Such talent as a speaker is very rare, he can be funny yet incisive, eloquent yet scathing. He and Hannan are the two speakers in politics at the moment.
Dave’s hopeless; spineless. Remember when he cracked that ‘joke’ about being asked for his papers whilst walking his dog? The German accent that some PC types to offence to? He should have stood up and told them all to get fucked. There was no harm in what he said. But what does he do? Tearfully capitulates with a hand-wringing apology. Some fucking leader he’d make. The Commies would make mincemeat out of him. LOL!
P.C. filth makes me vomit, sir. Over.
But he lost the election. He’s fine where he is. The Tories need teamwork not a sofa president.
That was awesome. Very funny, I think Cameron was crying with tears.
Even the Labour side had to laugh.
Glad we have someone with Hague’s caliber still in the cabinet.
Is ‘Electrication’ a word?
As in ‘We are moving ahead with full electrication on the railways’ ?
Nope, it’s electrification.
It used to be ‘electrification’, but under the current government it may have been redacted.
It’s enough to send you ohm, in’t it….
Watt?
All words are being shortened or eliminated entirely in preparation for the 2010 edition of the Newspeak dictionary. Double-plus good innit?
Your pearls of wisdom are Joules.
Just trying an extension of the current plug
I’ll resistor the urge to comment, sir. Over.
Shocking!
Watt a load of blu-ray Henries.
i hate to be the one to tesla, but ‘electrication’ is the buzzword selected to describe gords upcoming electoral reforms. embrace the new multiplus good or be re-educated!
Can I plug my new film
Watch my film and give cash to Labour
Shocking state of current affairs. Can’t resist emigrating to Ohmaha…
Hope they Choke on it.
We need an electrecatian now! Nurse, bring the electrodes…
Microbes, Electrodes! And mind you don’t mistake your Catheters and your Anodes! My life! And all they really need is a Mother’s Love – and some schmalz, of course. There you are, Doctor. ‘Gel?’ Gel, schmel! They want gel with it? Oh, I see, Doctor: without the Gel, they won’t conduct the Current. So now, they want Currants as well?
Never mind Bliar as President. Can you imagine the antics that slotgob would get up to as Mrs President?
That thought is most horrifying in its nature.
I really really hoped we’d seen the last of that ghastly creature from our TV screens. The thought of that ugly, lefty, smarmy, cash driven, ugly, slot gobbed, hideous, thoroughly nasty insensitive thing smarming her way through the initiation ceremony fills me with dread.
Did I tell you I think she’s ugly?
Wonder how much the special EUSSR palace lightbulbs cost each ? going on the apparent skill set of the EUocrats, each one cost 5 grand apiece band and will give the alleged wife great joy as she nicks each one. I suppose that they will be given a palace won’t they ?
How many lightbulbs does it take to change a Eurocrat?
Yeah . But wot about her downsides , hun ??
E x .
We’re all too kind-hearted here, even to fink abaht – let alone mention – her downsides: Bingo-wings? Nah: they’re the wings of an Angel! N.G.D.? Nah: it’s a good neck, a neck Bernard Matthews could be proud of. Bits going South? Well, that’s your mature woman, isn’t it: perkiness n’ pertness… all right ‘f you’re a teenager. Bum? Thighs? Yea, I know normally you can tell which is which, but – this is a special case: never mind the quality, feel the width!
Jethro. What the F are you talking about? You’re definately a ’special case’. Now nurse, where are those electrodes?…
Maybe she will “slot” Berlusconi’s cock in her gob ! just in time to be photographed by the news of the world !
Sieg heil mein Führer Blair und Brown.
The Communist Lisbon Treaty has not been enacted, and is illegal. Why is the EUSSR pushing this? Oh that’s right, the EUSSR doesn’t believe in democracy, only it’s version where you get votes like 99.9% voting for New Labour’s favourite people in history like lefty mass murderers Stalin and Chairman Mao.
Hague will be PM one day. A statesman in the making.
Camerhoon and his cronies are too weak in every sense.
With all that has happend the Tories have failed to make any inroads at all. Why would I want to vote for them when they fail to rule out tax rises? These people are not Conservative at all.
The alternatives are few and far between.
vote brown then, get brown and blair
Vote one – get one free
BOG OF !!!
Unfortunately labour have an (easy to swallow) answer for everything.
Tax cuts? ‘Unfunded, irresponsible’
Funded tax cuts? ‘Decimating much needed public services’
The fact that most people believe (regardless of whether it’s true) that the public services are inefficient and full of deadwood seems to have escaped the tories – unless they really expect to get public sector votes, which seems pretty unlikely to me. Labour repeat endlessly ‘cuts in funding = cuts in services’ without any proof, the tories could easily repeat ‘cuts in funding = increased efficiency’ with equally as little proof, it’s all about perception after all.
Are they actually advocating any policies on anything?
Why do they refuse to discuss immigration while demonising you-know-who for being racist?
Why do they refuse to categorically promise a referendum on Europe, despite it being a sure-fire vote winner? They make no statements about Britain’s place in europeat all, so if they’re not in favour, why not give the referendum and use it to get out?
I’d vote for them anyway just to get the bastards out, but I have no real hope that anything will improve. Cameron is no Thatcher.
Whatever you do, vote, though. Vote for someone.
Tell that to the 20+ million that don’t bother.
106 I imagine that it was much like this in 1938/9: ‘War is such a bore.’ ‘I can’t believe that that dreadful Mr. Churchill – is he a Tory, or a Liberal? He might even decide to be Labour! – wants to bring us all to war again!’
So, it wasn’t until, almost literally, ‘the enemy was at the gate’, that the British people saw that the choice was between freedom and perpetual serfdom, and voted for freedom.
Then, people still treasured their hard-won vote; then, perhaps, the opportunities for hoodwinking and deceiving the people were less.
Of course the Politicos will win: if we let them! This Country has had one Civil War, and does not need another: we have to show them, by our quiet determination, that, ‘We are the people of England, who have not spoken yet.’
The Tories know they have to make tax increases and tax cuts, but they have to get elected first, so they are economical with the truth in order not to scare some of the voters. I know this and so do a lot of other voters. If we don’t cut and tax voluntarily, we will be forced to do so by factors outside of our control.
Indonesia: voters have just directly elected their President for a second term with a 62% majority. Perhaps our PM should be directly elected outside of Party……….
Unusually for the profligate, old war monger, this could turn out to be quite a cost effective measure.
Far cheaper to get him from Brussels to the International Court of Justice than it would be from his usual domiciles in Israel, Harvard et al.
This is yesterday’s news Guido – don’t just keep up, catch up!
I didn’t think even Glenys was that dim.
Give the lad a break. He’s got to get the ale barrels in for his party later, and get the barbie set up.
I’m not coming if anyone else is. I’ve made that perfectly clear. I will only attend on my own, and on my own terms.
Yep . He very kindly invited me but I’ve made other plans now :-((
E x .
I must shay, say, rather, Guido, old chap, .. awfully kind of you to invite me: brought some cans and bottles here…in the bag. What? You cheeky monkey! No, not a brick, or a half-brick in sight!
So, when’s this Barbie coming…?
Pretty clear why no referendum was ever held now. This is his reward, just hope he still has time for the Tony Blair Faith Foundation
Mission statement:
“Religious faith can also be used to divide. We have seen throughout history and today we still see how it can be distorted to fan the flames of hatred and extremism.”
Oh the irony
Have nothing to do with the Tony Blair Foundation (and don’t invite him and that fruitbat of a wife to any Cathedral bashes).
LABOURS DOUBLE WHAMMY
VOTE BROWN
GET BROWN AND BLAIR
Better vote Cameron then…
Some fucking choice. Ain’t democracy great?
just love hairy arsed builders mmmmm
STEVE EXPAT IS A TRAMP – HE VOTES TORY HE IS SCUM
DON’T BE A TRAMP DON’T BE SCUM – VOTE INDEPENDENT
VOTE INDEPENDENT OR END UP A CRACKHEAD TRAMP LIKE STEVE EXPAT!
259 – Calm down, it’s all right, but, I know, some Patients get fractious, resist… Now, relax, and draw a deep, slow breath… that’s it: in… and out.. in … and out. There, that’s better now, isn’t it?
Now, next time, Mr. TAT, I want us to talk about Tourette’s Syndrome.
…Oh, for no particular reason: I just thought you might find it of interest.
LABOURS TRIPLE WHAMMY
VOTE BROWN
GET BROWN BLAIR AND MANDELSON
Even more reason to vote Cameron, Hague and Osbourne then…
If you want to help avoid the hideous possibility of Blair bleating all over the media in his horrible patronising voice, please encourage all your Irish friends to vote NO to Lisbon2, or even lend your support to NO TO LISBON MEANS NO TO LISBON!
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=38059363467&ref=mf
which has been enjoying a surge in support since the second ‘get it right this time’ referendum has been announced.
And the third time?
And the fourth?
“Gentlemen, you may soon have the alternative to live as slaves or die as free men”
I’m freee
I’m just wondering if the old Satanist’s phony conversion to Catholicism was in some way related to his trying to curry favour with the good people of the Emerald Isle. I imagine they’d be less hostile towards having Blair and Slotgob as Euro King & Queen if they viewed them as fellow Catholics…
Just heard a report on radio that future presidents wife Cherie has pulled out of an engagement because she’s got swine flu.
I’d like to send my best wishes to the flu.
can we elevate the pig to the HOL?
Oh sorry… we already did ‘Glenny windbag’ is already there.
The polictal class have no real power, just ask your local Gypsies, they don’t give a shit
It is only a matter of time before your local middle class say-nothings say FUCK YOU!
A redundancies in the family soon straighten the mind of who is on your side
So true. The Pikeys are afraid of no one other than a Tony Martin clone with a loaded weapon.
Urrgh!!!
Sorry ‘Pikeys’ is not an acceptable term for these layabout scumbags and you are guilty of a hate crime.
Plod will be round and your garden will be tarmaced with shite.
Oh yeah right, which is why the Gypsies are found so often camped out on the green squares of mayfair, chelsea and marylebone.
Get a clue!
Fucking pikey filth. Give me an AK47, sir. Over.
How fitting for the European continent that gave the world:
* Fascism
* National Socialism
* Communism
* Socialism
and now of course the EUSSR,
should get a grinning, spinning war criminal for President.
LABOUR ISN’T WORKING
BRITAIN’S BETTER OFF WITH THE CONSERVATIVES
NOW HEADING TOWARDS 3 MILLION UNEMPLOYED AFTER 12 YEARS
AND A VISIT TO THE IMF SHORTLY?
DEJA VU?
Sorry but I don’t buy that 3 million jobless bollocks. The figures have been fiddled. I bet it’s now more like 5 mil when you add in all the schemes and NEETS etc.
It’s 7.9 million between 18 and 64. The claimant count is entirely irrelevant.
Thank You that man
and then add those on non training courses
its more like 10%
By the way The ginger chipmunk has been very quite recently lest we forget. Does she have nothing to say on this after all she was very very vocal when the Tories were in this position (After a Labour Government that caused the problem of course and before I get a load of shit I was made redundant 3 times under Tory rule but as an absolute direct result of what was done and happened in the 70’s under Labour so everyone be prepared they have done it again)
I truly, truly hoped no one ever would have to go through this but I was sadly wrong.
Didn’t the last man aiming for that position also avoid trial for being a war criminal?
Hopefully Blair can be found dead in a bunker before it’s too late, but I’m not sure anyone these days can afford to douse him in petrol. Bonus points if Brown is found there too.
Thank God my countrymen don’t have any balls anymore or me, Gordon and the Kinnocks would be strung up from Tower Bridge!
Smile at us, pay us, pass us; but do not quite forget.
For we are the people of England, that never have spoken….yet.
You’ve had 12 years to speak but done nothing about it. Labour could come into your house and kidnap your children and most people would still do nothing to attack the Government.
They have no morals or conscience – full stop.
Apart from “I never tell lies” Gordon Brown.
Election coming, Wasp…
I know, it’s just such a shame that this country lets politicians walk all over them dictating policies that do nothing but harm to the country and everyone sits back and lets them do it.
By the time you come to vote then it’s too late. The damage has been done.
We could not possibly allow anyone to be strung up from Tower Bridge. There would be a very big risk that the rope would break and the body drop onto a passing boat injuring a passenger or passengers.
There would also have to be a risk assessment, and probably a 3 day “working at height” course for whoever had to climb up with the rope.
Is there a training course called ‘Introduction to Crucifixion: Theory and Practice’?
The textbook is freely available, so that should cut costs.
Or a passing whale what took a wrong turning of the Goodwins
**Squeak**
All boat passengers are required to wear hard hats , ear-goggles and safety glasses to protect themselves against any eventuality.
Trust me… You are not very far from the truth..and I really mean that.
Blackfriars Bridge has got form
Rehearsal for Blair’s coronation:
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/10/29/article-1081634-024ACAC8000005DC-872_468×614.jpg
That’s not showy enough for Cheryl (sorry Cherie)
From yesterday’s session in Strasbourg:
Good clip, and of course it shows the utter disdain that the euro elite have for democracy. The jackboot is back in Europe. It may have evolved into an espadrille, but like it’s leather ancestor it is slowly trampling over all dissent.
Go Nige!!
Bloody hell, despite smoking 90 gaspers a day, I still look gorgeous.
The Bloke is inspirational
Just think of all the freebies the Bliar’s would get if he was President.
Holidays for one.
Nothing changes, does it!
The only appointment Blair deserves in Europe is in front of the ICJ in the Hague on a charge of starting an illegal war (leaning on Goldsmith to change his Opinion will cut no ice there).
Nevertheless ,his despatch of business as PM was so chaotic that he could prove perfectly useless in Brussels deprived of the benefit of ruling by “sofa”government.
http://blogs.usatoday.com/sciencefair/2009/07/could-we-be-wrong-about-global-warming.html
Could the best climate models — the ones used to predict global warming — all be wrong?
Maybe so, says a new study published online today in the journal Nature Geoscience. The report found that only about half of the warming that occurred during a natural climate change 55 million years ago can be explained by excess carbon dioxide in the atmosphere. What caused the remainder of the warming is a mystery.
Sounds about right to me as computer climate modelling is big-science homeopathy.
you say that without having read what the real scientific journal actually says?
55 million years ago? Surely most americans don’t believe the world is that old anyway.
From Monday to Saturday, we believe in… the Market, in Evolution, in American Freedom, in the inferiority of all you little guys; on Sundays, however, we believe…
Oh get to 4* with your stereotypes.
DEJA VU AGAIN? the 1979 general election
Douglas Alexander today says about the tories they are “untested” and “outside the mainstream.” (spectator interview)
James Callaghan in 1979 said, “the conservatives are too big a gamble to take”
In 1979 The Conservative campaign was focused on gaining support from traditional Labour voters who had never voted Conservative before, first-time voters and people who had voted Liberal in 1974. Mrs. Thatcher’s advisers, Gordon Reece and Timothy Bell, co-ordinated their presentation with the editor of The Sun, Larry Lamb. The Sun printed a series of articles by disillusioned former Labour ministers (Reginald Prentice, Richard Marsh, Lord George-Brown, Alfred Robens and Lord Chalfont) detailing why they had switched their support to Mrs Thatcher. She explicitly asked Labour voters for her support when she launched her campaign in Cardiff, claiming that Labour was now extreme. An analysis of the election claimed that the Conservatives gained an 11% swing among the skilled working-class (the C2s) and a 9% swing amongst the unskilled working class (the C1s).
1979 general election outcome
voted 31.2m labour 11.5m(36.9%) Conservative 13.7m(43.9%)
2005 general election outcome( the vote blair get brown election)
voted 27m labour 9.6m(36.9%) Conservative 8.7m(34%)
Very Interesting, so what does it tell us abour Dave’s chances in 2010? Anything?
If you want more analagies with 1979 look up
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Kingdom_general_election,_1979
Is that the same Douglas Alexander crowing the other day how the gubberment was giving millions of our dwindling pounds in aid to ‘conflict zone countries’ – and in particular to Sudan and its genocide-promoting war criminal president?
Looks like we’re in for a Brown Landslide!
Or is that a Brownslide?, or a Skidmark?
Great speaker our William.
Lovely laugh – that’s made my day.
Gordon is so going to enjoy entertaining President and Mrs Blair ‘ First Lady of Europe’ to tea – oh to be a fly on the wall!!
Of course if the Irish were to return a NO vote to the Lisbon Treaty that would do us all a favour.
UK, anglo-saxon leper of Europe:
UK, greatest price inflation in western Europe; Eurozone, -0.1%, EU27 average, 0.6% (June 2009). Spain and Ireland, correctly deflating their Ponzi-bust economies and taking their medicine, have -1.0% and -2.2% rates respectively.
UK, unwilling to accept its bust status and seeking to inflate its bust Ponzi housing market and grossly over-blown public sector employment, with printed money, will go same way as United States, with c. 20% real unemployment levels and busted State exchequers, like California. Within 12 months UK will be issuing IOUs to pay its bills.
So, if we are a leper colony in their eyes, wouldn’t it be logical to want to cut us adrift from their hegemony to cut the risk of cross-infection? They would expect us to sink into bankruptcy and irrelevance in slow-motion whilst Botox Tony piously wrings his hands in faux-sincere regret.
He could still be President of the un-ion with a diplomatic passport from the Vatican.
And we could once again surprise them by being better off without them all.
Slotgob’s main criterion when they bought(?) the Wotton Underwood pile was that it be “close to Chequers”.
Why, in the strange world of this government’s spending priorities, is obesity put on the same footing as Alzheimers? (See Gus O’Donnell link.)
One is an incurable and terrible illness.
One is the product of self-indulgent greed and laziness.
Just don’t give the fat slobs any treatment on the NHS. That should motivate them to help themselves. Or they’ll die and we’ll save even more in the long run.
What kind of world is it where money is spent on super-reinforced beds and bigger ambulances for the corporeally enhanced, and where proven drug treatments for dementia are rationed?
It’s glandular
Nothing in nothing out. Glandular is bollocks. Brits in 1945 after five years of rationing were never fitter. Fatness is a lifestyle choice. Fat kids is abuse.
Fat ©unts burn better, sir.
If you don’t get those things, do you want let fat people die on the streets, or sleep on the floor in hospitals?
“proven drug treatments” is that what the companies press release said? I was under the impression that they weren’t brilliant.
Tim, whether you trust corporate press releases or not (if not do you refuse antibiotics and blood transfusions and things like that out of interest?) is your business. However every drug (that’s every single one) currently saving lives (and making money for its developers those life-saving bastards) was developed and announced by a pharma company. a friend of mine has a family member with mental health problems who lives in north wales. if living in wales wasn’t punishment enough he has complained bitterly about the standard of the diagnosticians, the standard of care, availablity of treatments etc etc and how people with similar situations are treated much better elsewhere in the uk. so as i hear it you’re ok to go doolaly depending on which part of the uk live in, some places you get drugs and counselling AFTER they have figured out whats up with you, others they just wade in with EST and state-run care-homes before they even know what the condition is.
PT some people are just genetically heavier built and will always be fatties so you can’t really brand all fatties as greedy fucks but almost all morbidly obese man-mountains have fork-putting-down problems of their own making. Make ‘em buy 2 seats on airplanes but tell ‘em they’ll get 2 meals.
I bet you are a big fat lardy arsed c’unt.
go easy on the chocolate eclairs motherfucker.
show some self control for fucks sake.
PTB, it’s more complex than that. Firstly, it’s now very apparent that there are key dietary factors involved in driving Alzheimer’s; ie AD is, like obesity, coronary artery disease etc at least partly a lifestyle disease. What’s more, the multiple metabolic errors that drive the disease can be rectified using nutritional support programmes; preliminary evidence shows that this can stabilise the condition. The drugs currently available cannot do this. As Tim says (below) they are not very effective – and in some cases quite toxic. You won’t hear this from your GP, whose education and prejudices are largely cast by the pharma model.
“largely cast by the pharma model”
You mean properly tested in scientific double-blind trials, don’t you?
With Blair’s track record viz. U.S.A he may become more powerful than we can possibly imagine, poor Gordon, a pretend saviour of the World stuck on an insignificant asteroid ruled by the Dark Star.
Poor Milliband. He was almost rolling in the isles. Gordon will have him on his list again
Is this what you earthlings call humour?
O/T but good news so far from Lord’s:
Eng 65/0 17ovs
More luck than judgement on Strauss’s part.
“At least President Blair, unlike Prime Minister Brown, wouldn’t be a national embarrassment…”
Guido, I suspect you are drunk…
I’ve seen him say nice things about Blair before.
Perhaps Guido is reminded of the good old SDP.
Arbuthnot having a go at Brown in Liaison Committee
Who let Widders pussy into a committee room?
FLASH THAT OLD FISH MITTEN AT THE TALIBAN JOB DONE! WAR OVER !
Blair is a war criminal, and would be an international embarrassment.
Yes, but I’m not worried about him being an embarrassment. He’ll need plenty of security, and how much is that going to cost?
My good friend, Anthony, has asked me rewrite an old story called “The Bible”. He wants to replace the character, Jesus, with himself. I will be “Judas” and “Jonah” in the story. Anthony will start a crusade spreading love and peace while at the same time creating many unnecessary conflicts. Satan will be played by Dr. David Kelly, an evil lying foe who eventually meets an untimely end at the hands of Anthony’s obedient angels, MI5.
It will be a tale of “Courage” (available in all good bookstores).
What a good little presbyterian you are gorgon, might let you hand out the hymn books next week.
You Sir are an imposter, I am currently engaged in writing My Book of Heroes Vol 2, In which I feature very prominently, indeed it may well be published under the title: HERO an Autobiography, now if I can just find my Quill…
How very dare you sir! I will have you know that my new book will be called “Messiah – The Story of Gordon Brown”. There’s a foreword by Mohammed. It tells a simple tale of a simple boy who discovered that by removing the letter R from the first four letters of my name it made “GOD”. It was a sign – my friend Anthony told me. From that day on, I knew that it was my duty to force my scriptures upon the masses. Anyone found to criticise me would be cast into the pit and demonised by Lucifer McBride and Diablo Draper.
I have written a children’s book as well: “The Super Super Story of Gordon, the Saviour of the Known Universe, volume 1: Selling Fivers for Four Pound.”
All books will be advertised on Songs of Praise and available at all good booksellers.
No, President Blair would be quite unlike Prime Minister Brown… it would give him the opportunity to be a disgrace on a continental level, not just a national one.
Which, to be fair, they’ve both been.
THE TWAT WILL START WORLD WAR THREE !
Bliar as EU President? If so it will be yet another reward for abject failure.
what is it with you and war criminal Blair? He is a bloody national disgrace and embarrasment. His odious grasping for cash, poodling to the neocons, Messiah complex, not forgetting the minor events of Iraq and Kelly.
Seriously get over this Blair love-in. It’s so wrong-headed.
Bit of a poor show if they can’t find anyone better to be President of the EU.
HITLER , MUSSOLINI, SADAM, MALOSOVITCH, STALIN , GADAFFI .ANYONE BUT B-LIAR !
What about Cherie as the First Lady of Europe?
Serously all Cameron has to do is promise a referendum on Europe’s Treaty of Lisbon. When UK votes no, President Blair would have some explaining to do as the EU goes into crisis, given that he promised the referendum in the first place.
Why do you thing AIDS ARSE Mangled Bum was sent back to westminster ? To lie cheat and scheme at all costs to get this Shower of Shit to drop the call for a referendum !
23rd Psalm.
> >
> >
> > GORDON BROWN IS MY SHEPHERD, I SHALL NOT WORK.
> >
> > HE LEADETH ME BESIDE THE STILL FACTORIES.
> >
> > HE RESTORETH MY FAITH IN THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY.
> >
> > HE GUIDETH ME IN THE PATH OF UNEMPLOYMENT.
> >
> > YEA, THOUGH I WAIT FOR MY DOLE,
> >
> > I OWN THE BANK THAT REFUSES ME.
> >
> > BROWN HAS ANNOINTED MY INCOME WITH TAXES,
> >
> > MY EXPENSES RUNNETH OVER MY INCOME,
> >
> > SURELY, POVERTY AND HARD LIVING WILL FOLLOW ME ALL THE DAYS OF HIS TERM.
> >
> > FROM HENCEFORTH WE WILL LIVE ALL THE DAYS
> >
> > OF OUR LIVES IN A RENTED HOME WITH AN OVERSEAS LANDLORD.
> >
> > I AM GLAD I AM BRITISH,
> >
> > I AM GLAD I AM FREE.
> >
> > BUT I WISH I WERE A DOG
> >
> > AND BROWN WAS A TREE.
Who wants to kiss me better and tuck me in?
Get Gordon to do it ma chere… and give him the pig flu while you are at it.
I have been utterly sickened myself listening to him NOT anwering questions in the Defence Select Committee Meeting this morning… The ARROGANCE of the man… partly the arrogance of office, I suppose… ‘ME PRIME MINISTER! How dare you try to get me to answer a straight question with a straight answer!… I know well how to blunder on with a speech of my own… Just watch me do it. Helicopters?… I’ve put in 60% more of them. Our troops should have courage! I’ve written a book about it. They should read it.’
I Hope self inflicted combustion runs in the family ! please ignite yourself whilst in bed with your husband !
Makes a good slogan for the Irish voters:-
“Vote YES get President B Liar”
In the USA, Obama was on the hustings for over a year before being elected President.
The Smirking Chancer – President Elect Blair – will stride like a limp Colossus over a continent – without one vote being cast.
What’s more, he has been proposed by unelected “Baroness” Kinnockio on behalf of an unelected Prime Minister, unelected Baron Madelbum and a Cabinet of all the untalented.
We will all rue the day when President Blair and Queen Cherie mince down the Champs Elysees and stand foresquare with the worlds leaders.
since sir alan joined the government i’ve been in a kind of shock. i wander around detached and disinterested unable to trust my senses or my mind. this latest development could require a brief visit from your good self, mr death sir. quick as you can.
Excellent speach. I cannot ever imagine Cameron speaking so well, he’s too mucch of a sneerer. So why did the Tories dump Hague as leader? And why did they elect that sneering posh public schoolboy. Oh yes, I know, it’s because Hague is a grammar schoolboy.
Rubbish, it was because he put his cap on back to front!
And drank 14 pints without spilling a drop
ONLy out for a swift couple then Not a 30 pint man like us TRUE Northerners
its cos he’s bald and has a bit of an accent. can’t fool me.
They didn’t dump him He resigned ! I was fucking Gutted !
In the Hague clip, his last point at 3:19 is deadly serious; remember that Lisbon, once in force, is “self amending” – no vote on any future changes will ever be required.
This shouldn’t work, any more than a Harry Potter spell. Back in the day, the theory was that ‘Parliament can not bind itself’:
The government of the day cannot stand in the way of a subsequent government amending its laws by putting an “… and no backsies!” clause into an Act.
International law must rely on some stronger, stranger magic than the Law of the Land.
“Self-amendamus!”
Dear All
The only place for Blair in Europe is in the Hague in the dock as a prisoner.
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
One of Hague’s best knockabout performances and worth it to see the look on Brown’s face.
Agreed, very good turn by Hague. Worrying thing for Labour, even the millipede was laughing… theres no answer to it. Surely they must see that having a PM who is a figure of ridicule just serves to undermine them more and more???
SKY NEWS: We have 650 Helicopters of which 21 are deployed in A’stan WHAT ! Where are the rest of them ? No doubt on Royal legover emergency stand bye ! What a fucking joke Also brown at the defence select committie Lying his arse off again STILL unable to answer a straight question !
I think you will find that a number of them are unsuitable for deployment. (PUMA,Lynx) plus insufficient pilots are trained on them because both types are virtually at the end of their operational life.
A number are undergoing maintenance and repair at any one time. We still have 8 chinooks undergoing conversion (since 1991) One of these has beencannabalised for spares,so it will never fly.
This dramatically reduces what is available. However,what the Army needs is tactical helicoptors (small and well armed) as much as the heavy lift types. More importantly it needs them now.
Helicoptors are also not immune. An RPG can bring one down and has done so recently.If the Taliban acquire anti-aircraft guns /missiles helicoptors will not eb a good option.
Beware of this story -the key issue is better -armored vehicles. A number of deaths have been caused by quite small explosions which would have been survived in better protected vehicles. The personal interest stories in the papers all follow the MOD line of unavoidable death because the bomb was too big -that is bollocks.
Is it possible to pull the plug on this Thick as Thieves berk?
At first I found him mildly amusing, now he bores me shitless.
There’s a small, nasty, part of me that just says, “kill them both”.
But I won’t, honestly officer!
Blair …President of Europe, good idea if only to upset Brown but let’s get realistic here. Britain can’t even win the Eurovision Song Contest let along get a Brit elected to head up Europe. Blair had better brush up on his French in the meantime.
Sarge,
I here what your saying about better armament, however all vehicles are vulnerable in the right spot IE the Chally 2 in Iraq.
The vehicle called Boxer in the Fres project looked the part, though I think dropped because of its weight at 28 tons.
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We should all be working as hard as possible for Blair to be installed as European President ASAP — that way the Irish would be sure to vote against the Lisbon Treaty again!
Give me one, just one, if you can think for that long, why tony blair, a first cousin to a snake oil salesman, should be appointed, yes appointed not elected as president of the EU?