July 15th, 2009

Why Guido is Giving £5,000 to Bring Jacqui to Justice

On the weekend Jacqui Smith gave an interview where she said “I became the poster girl for the expenses scandal.” She personifies the excesses of expensegate not just because she was the first that the public found out about, but because she was one of the worst.  We found out that taxpayers paid for her husband’s porno thrills and almost everything else, literally including the kitchen sink, right down to her 88p bath plug.

She resigned as a result in disgrace.  That can not be the end of it.  She claimed over £100,000 in expenses on the basis that a room in her sister’s house was her “main residence” and her family home was her “second home”.  For years politicians have been spitting in our faces with this kind of blatant milking of the expense system.  They can not be allowed to walk away with our money unpunished.

Bring Jacqui to Justice

The Sunlight Centre for Open Politics, a pressure group that Guido helped set-up, is gathering evidence for a case.  The police have indicated that they are not going to investigate Jacqui Smith, who as Home Secretary was at one time responsible for the administration of law enforcement.  Led by Chris Galley* the Sunlight Centre is planning to bring a private prosecution.  The key factor under the rules for determining “main residence” is where she spent most of her nights.  Chris Galley worked in her private office with access to her diary.

The law firm hired by Sunlight to represent the public interest says that it could cost up to £100,000 to bring Jacqui to justice.  Yesterday Guido gave Sunlight £5,000 to get them started.  Everyday some 50,000 people come to this site to read tales of snouts in the trough and expense milking by politicians, if only a small percentage of you give £10 or £20 we can get Jacqui in front of a jury.  You can make your donation online here. What did she used to say about ID cards?  If she has done nothing wrong, she has nothing to fear…

*Chris Galley is better known as the Home Office mole. What he did took courage and cost him his career. Having met him I can say he is someone made of the right stuff with a moral compass. Don’t forget, he blew the whistle on Home Office lying.


210 Comments

  1. 1
    Canary Wharf Rat says:

    I’m in, donation will be made this evening. £10 for the pleasure of having a rant here is a small price to pay.
    Well done G

    • 10
      agent of Chaos says:

      “won” of the worst? Tut, Guido – the agreeable vin du pays must be kicking in early.

      • 19
        Dippy ness says:

        Very impressed Guido. Am I right in thinking it’s tax deductible? Can’t do anything like that much, but will raid my little piggy to see what may be available.

        • 89
          thick as thieves says:

          fucking unelievable innit?
          jacqui ’soapy tit-wank’ smith’s husband was caught with his trousers down wanking off over pay-per-view porn at the taxpayers expense.
          did she resign at the time? course she didn’t the fucking whore!
          but she did later decide to resign and the reason she gave was -
          HER HUSBAND WANKING OFF TO PAY-PER-VIEW PORN!
          FUCK OFF YOU C’UNT WHAT A LOAD OF FUCKING BULLSHIT!
          the real reason jacqui smith resigned was because she thought it would take her out of the frame and that she would then be less likely to face fraud charges.
          what a deceitful thieving fraudster, eh?
          what a fucking c’unt.
          note to jacqui smith: you criminally minded fucking thief, you should be jailed you fraudster.
          I am sure you will make lots of new friends when you are sent down.
          fnaar fnaar.
          better pack your tooth brush.
          and strap-on.
          I am willing to hold the video camera.

        • 134
          Anonymous says:

          Has the Wanker resigned his post in the constituency? I think we need to be told.

        • 175
          Walter Bigun says:

          Mean bastard, I;m in for £20 quid Guido

    • 23
      Lord Ailsa of Ailsa Craig says:

      I’m in!

      Can we also try and impeach Gordon Brown??

    • 78
      James says:

      I’m worried this might fall at the first hurdle. I thought Ministers were *required* to designate somewhere in London as their primary residence (because that’s where they were expected to spend most of their time). We may not like the rules, but if that is what they were, Jacqui is probably home and dry.

      • 88
        Grunt says:

        It will be up to the complainants to PROVE that she stayed more nights in her constituency than at her sister’s house. That will be almost impossible. Gossip from neighbours will not stand up in court.

        • 93
          Bardirect says:

          True, there needs to be a prima facie case at the close of the prosecution case or it will be thrown out by the Judge, the Defendant will not have to give evidence and a Jury cannot convict. However documentary evidence if any may be sufficient to establish such a case.

        • 113
          Doubting Thomas says:

          Telephone records would help. Can a private prosecutor issue a sub poena?

        • 146
          Anonymous says:

          She had an official car and driver. It would be interesting to see (from the vehicle log) how many mornings the driver picked her up from her sister’s and compare this with the number of official pick-ups (or travel expenses claims) from Redditch. Also, to account for any missing nights, as her where else she stayed.

        • 147
          Anonymous says:

          AS Home Secretary – the Police overtime records for 24/7 protection will be ALL the proof required to demonstrate how much time she really spent at her sister’s address.

        • 158
          The Lord Chief Justice says:

          Also the law allows the Attorney General to step in and close down a private prosecution if (for example) he or she doesn’t consider it to be “in the public interest”.

          Knowing this lot I wouldn’t be surprised if that happens. Bastards.

          Let the wanking commence.

        • 208
          Pay-Per-View says:

          Isn’t the man who ran her diary the chap bringing the case?

      • 133
        P1 says:

        She could have designated the grace and favour flat we pay for as her Main Home- job done except she wouldn’t have been able to trouser another £20k+ pa to pay for the hosue her family live in and regard astheir real “Main Home”. Resign as MP immediately, 3 months in jail and pay the money back should be about right.

        • 165
          THE STAINS ON JACQUI SMITHS CARPET says:

          If Lie-bore tried to pevret the course of justice there would be fucking Riots ! and hopefully the odd public Lynching !

    • 95
      Thomas Aquinas says:

      How about donate a tree? We have 29,000 politicians so we will need a lot to string them all up.

    • 129
      Chapps says:

      The police will have logs to show when they were outside her sisters house.

    • 151
      The Pedant says:

      she was won of the worst

      Errrr Nooo

      ONE of the worst

    • 207
      Jimmy says:

      Whatever happened to your cash for peerages prosecution?

  2. 2
    nell says:

    I’ll follow your lead on that Guido.

    Oh and well done there aren’t too many people who put their money where their mouth is.

    • 3
      nell says:

      Marigolds and daisies!! I thought for once I was going to be first. Oh well – Happy with 2nd!

    • 26
      Dippy ness says:

      I’m very proud of the fact I always do……Thankfully I win more than I lose.

    • 156
      Steve Expat says:

      Well done Guido – I’ve not got five grand spare but I’ll stretch to a tenner for a good cause.

      Was it 130,000 you said read this blog last month Guido? One pound each should be enough to see the Sunlight COPs through the first round at least.

      Keep up the good work, both here and with Sunlight :-)

  3. 5
    George Street says:

    I’ll go a fiver on that.

    • 42
      Gladys Pew says:

      Me too. Enjoy your holiday Guido and well done for your mammoth donation. Can you claim it as a legitimate business expense I wonder ;-)

      • 153
        Pugh, Pugh, Barny Magrew, Cuthbert Dibble and Grub (I think. Correct me if I'm wrong) says:

        Sorry but it’s Gladys Pugh

  4. 6
    hoof-hearted says:

    At last! If we all contribute, we can get these people in jail – where they belong.

    Jacqui became the “poster girl” because she milked the system for all it was worth. There isn’t a shred of morality, or any sense of decency and what is right between them all. They should be hung out to dry.

  5. 7
    "When all this nonsense over MP's expenses is over" says:

    I’m definately in.

    At long last someone out there with the time and the balls.

    Question – if we lose are we liable for the pig’s costs? Not that I expect to lose but we need to know full implications. Lawyers are as bad as politicians at getting the cream.

    Pip pop. What a lovely day:)

    • 16
      hoof-hearted says:

      Good point. Could someone clarify this, please?

      • 104
        Bardirect says:

        Those who fund “civil” litigation risk liability for costs – such action amounts to maintenence ie the “support of litigation in which the funder has no
        legitimate concern without just cause or excuse” but there is nothing about chasing after funders of private prosecutions

  6. 8
    Andrew in Oxfordshire says:

    Absolutely brilliant idea Guido – perhaps you should do more to PR this by sending a press release to the rest of the media as I am sure thousands of people who perhaps aren’t aware of you or the blog would love to have the opportunity to help force La Smith into court. Not having your funds I will be restricting my contribution to a tenner – its on its way!

  7. 9

    Jacqui Smith doesn’t “get it”. For her, it’s always someone else’s fault and never good enough unless red flags are draped over everything. This is classic dualism. However, Alan Johnson amazingly has a secret weapon up his sleeve. By wanting business success and fair pay to come within his remit, he’s putting business, people, and government on the same page. Labour has a very strong chance come the election.

    • 12
      What Charles Hardwidge Really Believes says:

      “[LabourList is] a mirror of a collapsing government being run over by an opposition with a free pass. Wake up.”
      Charles Hardwidge @ 5:07 pm, Wed 8th Apr 2009 on LabourList

    • 13
      Dick the Prick says:

      Nearly Chaz, nearly – 90% of that was logical. Maybe, on this route of progression you may post something sensible in about 3 years. C+ for effort, well done.

    • 20
      hoof-hearted says:

      Labour is putting everyone else (and by that I mean immigrants, and themselves)before the people of this country – and you well know it Charles.

      Try living on Jobseekers for a couple of months. Let’s see what you think of your beloved party then.

    • 43
      Anonymous says:

      Jacqui Smith doesn’t “get it”.

      Neither does her old man, it would seem.

  8. 11
    Stepney says:

    “If you’ve done nothing wrong then you’ve nothing to fear.”…

    Too fucking true sweetheart….so be afraid Jacqui, be very afraid.

    Count me in Mr Fawkes. Money on it’s way.

    • 22
      Hugh Janus says:

      Excellent – me too Guido. If it costs a few bob to see one of these thieving parasites up before the beak then I consider that this is money well spent.

      PS Any room on the jury? I’m pretty sure I could come up with the right verdict.

    • 126
      Siberian Tory says:

      I’m in. Have £10 Guido; would give more but I’m now officially one of the 2.4 million reported today.

      This could set an amazing precident.

  9. 14

    A very deserving cause.

  10. 15
    Rexel 56 says:

    O/T

    John Hutton on Daily Politics = McSnot bricking it

  11. 17
    Sir William Waad says:

    I’m too mean to send you any money but I will click, click, click on those ads, however annoying they are.

  12. 18
    agent of Chaos says:

    CEH: ffs, Gordon is still breathing and you are already crowning his heir.

  13. 21
    Anonymous says:

    A great idea Mr Fawkes I am going to give

    Could you on this site give a running total of how much has been given this might encourage more people to give

    Emma

  14. 24
    thewhiteness says:

    I’m in for £10.

    • 99
      thick as thieves says:

      a poxy tenner?
      you fucking cheapskate.
      oh, hold on, you might be unemployed or a tramp.
      in which case I apologise for my outburst.
      but if you aren’t a dole boy or a tramp then I stand by my original insult.
      wait a second…..hmmm….homeless tight fisted tramp…. surely not,..could it be? steve expat, is that you c’unt?
      got your tin hat at the ready and ready for the front line steve?
      nah, thought not. you’re just a fucking spineless wanker.

  15. 27

    Calming down and letting things go is an easy technique to avoid difficulty but self-styled Masters of the Universe, journalists, and armchair pundits find it very, very hard to do. The media is unashamedly running flags up flagpoles, and the opposition and their friends and allies are bigging themselves up, but the worst danger for Labour is people losing their minds or getting desperate. Most of the criticism and attitude in this blog is, mostly, illusion. It doesn’t matter.

    • 44
      hoof-hearted says:

      “Losing their minds and getting desperate? ”

      How about losing their jobs, homes and livelihoods?

      This is reality. Really Charles. Sometimes you are most insensitive.

    • 66
      What Charles Hardwidge Really Believes says:

      Brown isn’t anywhere the temper throwing control freak I am.
      Charles Hardwidge @ 10:15 pm, Wed 29th Apr 2009 at LL

    • 97
      Monkey Chops says:

      Nurse!

      • 102
        thick as thieves says:

        the nurse is busy dealing with doctor dick.
        he is having another one of his violent manic episodes.
        but don’t worry, I have got everything under total control.
        as soon as we have finished subduing the mad doctor we will turn our attention to charles.
        section 3 + ECT should sort that c’unt out.
        nurse ratched please put charles on the treatment list.
        thankyou nurse.

  16. 28

    I’m in too. I’ll donate later on when I get home from work.

    I am very glad to see this happening. I blogged about Smith’s expenses situation a few times when it first broke and could not believe that it was not pursued any further. It is good to see that she might not get away with what seems to me to be potentially fraudulent behaviour without it being properly tested in court.

    I will do a post myself later on to further publicise this.

  17. 29
    Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    I hope that the bitch dies in jail having been raped by Holloway lesbians

  18. 30
    Ratsniffer says:

    O/T this is what happens when you put thick sheet metal workers and postmen in charge of the country.

    Alan Johnson says he “doesn’t ‘lie awake at night’ worrying about the population hitting 70million.”

    Yet another reason not to vote NuLabour.

    http://tinyurl.com/ntrral

    • 64
      Basil's Brush says:

      That’s because it’s already gone past 70 million and is heading for 80 million

    • 166
      This is not an aspirational handle says:

      Happy Johnson is spinning himself to look better than Smith, who was scared at night to go down the road for a kebab. An open goal really, but Happy seems to have forgotten the public doesn’t like off-side cheats.

      It looks to me like Happy is signalling he means to sleep on the job for the next 10 months – like Dormouse at the Mad Hatter’s Tea-party, waking occasionally in an alarum over terrorist plots, before signing off ACPO Ltd’s next shopping list.

      I’ve had enough of dereliction of duty, I shall be donating shortly.

    • 178
      COUNCIL HOUSE SCUM says:

      Thats what you get when you scrape the bottom of the barrel to find someone to be in your cabinet ! you get a clueless ugly twat that dont give a fuck ! by then him and his pondlife mates will all be millionaires living in france

  19. 31
    Anonymous says:

    I thought Derek Conway was one of the first MP’s where their troughing started to come to light…..?

    • 38
      Anonymous says:

      True, and his family are much more offensive than that of JS……do ‘em both!

      • 109
        Alien8n says:

        True, but as Home Secretary it’s Wacki’s job to uphold the law, and that includes for her too. In any scandal you always go for the highest ranking persons involved as they’re the ones who are meant to be setting an example for others to work to.

  20. 32
    Ethan says:

    I’m in but please clarify for me.
    In the event Jackboots should win and costs get awarded against the SCOP team. Will they be able to recover the cost of their Perry Mason’s from us tax paying mugs er contributors? ie Guido is there a even remote possibility of being ruined by this? Are there any legal disconnects in place?
    Just asking. I’d prefer to see her just quietly shot myself.

    • 119
      zero says:

      shot as noisly as possible please, at dawn before an army firing squad with an encore for all the cabinet.

  21. 33

    The Tuscan tenner has been roughly inserted in the Jacqui pot.

    • 142
      thick as thieves says:

      you are a pensioner on a budget TT so you are allowed to be miserly.

  22. 36
    Trough Mixture says:

    Maguire!

    Spit….

  23. 37
    Anonymous says:

    Great idea, but I suppose the obvious question is ‘why Jacqui’ when there’s so many others to aim for? Not saying she doesn’t deserve it, mind…..

  24. 39
    random idiot says:

    Thanks for linking Guido – will contribute £5 later.

    Can we lock her up for six weeks while we collect the money? I’m sure she’ll understand it’s for her own good.

    • 108
      thick as thieves says:

      keep your fiver you fucking pauper.
      for fucks sake what the fuck is going on?
      I bet you are a scum tory troll innit.
      I am putting a nifty in.
      now stop fucking about and put your hand in your pocker you tight bastard.
      oh, hold on, you might be unemployed or homeless like that other peasant.
      in which case your fiver means more than my fifty quid because you have so little money because you are a homeless person whereas I am intelligent and successful.
      and never forget that although financially speaking you live in the gutter you can always look up at the stars, you can always look up to heroes like thick as thieves for free.
      well, free until I start charging subscription fees that is.
      then you will not be able to afford to come here anymore.
      oh well.

      • 118
        random idiot says:

        I don’t believe for a second your mum gives you £50 pocket money. If she could afford that she would have given you a decent education.

      • 176
        COUNCIL HOUSE SCUM says:

        HEY THICK AS SHIT ! HOW CAN YOU CHARGE FEES FOR GUIDO’S SITE ? Unless you are one and the same !

  25. 40
    Sarah says:

    I’m in too.
    But Guido – what about a paypal account? I only ask on account of the zillions of people who use ebay etc. who all have paypal money just a click away.
    I don’t know the full implications of what it might cost Sunlight to receive the money, as they do charge a fee to the payee, per transaction.
    But as a quick, brainless way to get money from the people, it’s hard to beat.

    “Nothing to hide, nothing to fear”
    Let that be her epitaph.

  26. 41
    I accept full responsibility, that's why I sacked the person responsible says:

    At least she spent the money in the economy supporting British retailers and possibly some manufacturing and garden nursery outlets not to mention (ahem) supporting Visual Media sales.

    All this money ended up in private hands.

    Hats off to Jackie. She’s ‘won’ of the best!

    Regards,

    Tom

  27. 45
    Andrew Efiong says:

    Excellent idea, I shall chip in. If we win, will she pay costs?

  28. 46
    Ratsniffer says:

    As said above I reckon a paypal account would be a good idea and lots more people would donate. I’m in.

  29. 48
    Robin B'stard MP says:

    Donation made.

    Mental note: Will have to check with Fees Office to see if this impacts on my claim for customised Golf cart, matching clubs and clothing.

  30. 49
    This will be fun says:

    I’m in for a Tenner

  31. 50
    hoof-hearted says:

    Nick Clegg has just said that Labour have blocked the electorate’s right to sack their MP’s. Can anyone elaborate on this?

  32. 51
    Stronghold Barricades says:

    If you prosecute her, who picks up her defence lawyer’s bill?

    The taxpayer?

    Worth paying twice? Probably

    • 75
      Doubting Thomas says:

      I would not be surprised if ministers either individually or collectively are indemnified by the government against civil lawsuits relating to conduct in office. There may also be legal liability insurance in place. An interesting question would whether this action relates to Jacqui Smith’s conduct as a minister or as an MP or both. I would strongly recommend that the initial funds collected are spent on a substantive Counsel’s Opinion before deciding to proceed further. The adversarial nature of English law may even mean that it would be advisable to get two opinions, with one counsel instructed to concentrate on the downside risks.

      I have to say that I am not convinced this action is wise. Guido’s currency is the printed word delivered from the relative safety of an internet bunker. The legal process is an entirely different establishment world which once running will disarm Guido’s core weapons.

      I am not saying we should not contribute but I am arguing that more caution and forethought is needed. Just think what £100,000 could achieve if it was deployed to support the blogosphere’s key strengths. A candidate in Buckingham at the GE for example.

      • 122
        Bardirect says:

        My Counsel’s Opinion: Thay cannot “indemnify” her for a criminal action so a private prosecution is thry way not a civil claim. “Compensation” for the public can be ordered when sentencing after conviction.

        But what shall the charges on the Crown Court indictment be?

        • 154
          Stronghold Barricades says:

          Yes, but if the public purse will defend her, any compensation levied will come out of tax payers fund rather than sequestration of her assets, and the public purse can afford the best representation.

          Under Civil Law, the victor is usually the one who has enough money to waste.

          The ex-two homes secretary will of course have a scratch on her record that might mean she could never hold public office again anywhere, and instantaneous if a conviction is gained before the next election without giving her constituency the opportunity

          I do wonder, however, if you do not need to get a judicial review to ask the question whether prosecuting her under current law sets a precedent for the rest of them in the house or it is a case in isolation. I think it would cause more issues if the current law could apply to them all, and might bring down parliament sooner than Brown wants and ultimately gain a victory for Fawkes

        • 188
          Doubting Thomas says:

          Bardirect, if Guido and his blog commenters (i.e. us) fund a criminal prosecution, does the Trial Judge have any special powers to gag comments relating to the case or even Parliamentary expenses in general. Would there be a risk of contempt proceedings. Sorry to be devil’s advocate here but I think we should think the risks through.

  33. 52
    peter says:

    I have just given a tenner wish I had more

  34. 53
    hoof-hearted says:

    The Youth Parliament will sit during the parliamentary recess to debate reducing the voting age to 16.

    Labour are hoping these youngsters will vote for them. They must be bloody desperate.

    • 67
      Samantha says:

      Most 16yr olds in this country can no longer read and write – no wonder Labour want them on the electoral roll. All the easier to pull the wool over their eyes, following their indoctrination by left-leaning “teachers” in ’social studies’ lessons.

      Best of luck with bringing Smith to justice – let’s hope a conviction will set a legal precedent

      • 135
        Sarah says:

        Most 16 year olds are weak-minded imbeciles – did you know that their intelligence level actually goes down from about 12 onwards*?? It doesn’t recover till they’re about 30.
        As a mother, I know what I’m talking about.

        *Anecdotal evidence from raising my own sprog.

  35. 54
    Anonymous says:

    Leaking documents to Damian Green is not the same as whistleblowing – and to say so is insulting to those who have the courage to stand up for their own convictions

    • 56
      Thomas Aquinas says:

      Agreed – which is probably why he is leading this action after his Tory friends dropped him like a hot potato.

      • 94
        Stein says:

        He is pushing his luck. I wouldn’t be surprise if his former civil service masters have a closer look at his behaviour in post with a view to a further prosecution.

        • 112
          jgm2 says:

          Yep. I don’t doubt that our heavily politicised ‘civil service’ will be being leaned on right now to do just that.

          The other risk is that a similarly ’spontaneous’ collection will be triggered by (say) Labourlist to go after one of the Tory MPs in the frame.

          The other risk is that those who have donated become liable for massive additional costs as Brown and Smith simply unload their massive legal expenses onto the taxpayer and then employ a whole bundle of insanely expensive lawyers and briefs to tie the whole thing up for months/years before awarding costs against Galley. And guess what? The donors might find themselves in for more than their original tenner.

          The system is not in your favour. The governmnet has ploticised the police, the attorney general and the courts. You have no hope without a criminal prosecution.

          This energy would be better spent filling newspaper headlines with the proud record of this government. Ie record increase in unemployment, record debt and record fiscal deficit. Government printing fucking money for Gawds sake.

          And it’s going to get a lot worse.

        • 114
          Trevor Brooking says:

          If they do, bearing in mind the legal system, they’ll run out of time very quickly, and once the general election takes place, any action will cease forthwith…

        • 117
          mad fred 2 para retired says:

          Or they could just arrange a walk to a secluded beauty spot like that weapons expert chappie.

  36. 55
    Phil says:

    Maybe any fines Jacqui could eventually have to pay can go to bailing the nation out of this financial situation we find ourselves in?

  37. 58
    streamfisher says:

    Peers in Houses of Parliament…. I have seen M.P.’S weeping, everybody thinks we are a complete set of C***’s, (pause while Violins play gently in the background) my family has been open to abuse on the streets, we the House deplore these attacks by the Daily Telegraph promulgated by the proletariat scum, we are not subject to Common law, we are subject to Commons law, we are answerable to nobody but ourselves….. Trough On Baby!

  38. 59
    Anonymous says:

    All fucking Tories. This is just a front for Conservative Future. Fine – but don’t pretend otherwise “Open politics” indeed.

    • 91
      English Liberation Front says:

      All fucking lefties. So what? It’s about time you lefty scum had some real opposition, some real antipathy to everything you think, say or do. You are a minority. Now we just need to up the ante so you become a persecuted minority – as you deserve.

      • 123
        zero says:

        …persecuted and extinguished minority, a McBrunian minority – one with a 0% rise and a 1000% downfall and soon please.

        • 197
          stilyagi_air_corps says:

          Indonesia ‘65, Chile ‘72, United Kingdom ‘79, Poland… It’s happened before!

      • 190
        Small bear says:

        To English Liberation Front.Quite right too mate. Time to make the leftie feminazi scum shit themselves with fear and then we can take our country back!!

    • 136
      Siberian Tory says:

      Fuck off.

      I might be a Tory and there is no doubt Guido is of the right.

      But he’s gone after Caroline Spelman (rightly) criticised Cameron (rightly)

      And E.L.F. is right you lefties dominate the media and the commentariate while righties tend to do things that fucking matter.

      Now we have a way to organise boo fucking hoo. Go write an article for the Fabian society about it.

      Btw I wouldn’t rub shoulders with the slimey fuckwits who attend CF meetings if you paid me.

  39. 60
    Anonymous says:

    What about the other private prosecutions you were contemplating. Guido?

  40. 63
    JDH says:

    I’ve just sent the link to the guy who was organising sending all our emails to her on Jun 15 – abandoned after she chickened out.

    He should have a goodly set of Jacqui fans.

  41. 65
    The "Angry Aberdonian" says:

    As an Aberdonian, I make a point of never donating anything to anything! However for that bitch I’ll make an exception. £20 on the way!

  42. 69

    [...] From Order Order The Sunlight Centre for Open Politics, a pressure group that Guido helped set-up, is gathering evidence for a case. The police have indicated that they are not going to investigate Jacqui Smith, who as Home Secretary was at one time responsible for the administration of law enforcement. Led by Chris Galley* the Sunlight Centre is planning to bring a private prosecution. The key factor under the rules for determining “main residence” is where she spent most of her nights. Chris Galley worked in her private office with access to her diary. [...]

    • 116
      Basil's Brush says:

      What about the electricity,gas and phone bills. Surely they would be acceptable evidence in court.

  43. 70
    DominicJ says:

    I’ll be in for £10 when I get home, I’d donate more, but thats the extent of my beer money for tonght.
    Anything good on telly?

  44. 71
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    Hopefully this may be the best £20 I’ve spent for a long while.

    • 76
      helen says:

      I agree and it is the best £10 I have spent.

      Guido could we have a update how much has been given.

  45. 72
    bandersnatch says:

    Brilliant idea… The Sunlight Centre… My tenner has gone in already via Paypal… Much better idea than a pretendy fiver for a pretendy drink and a not very competently drawn rose.

    Come back better than ever after the holiday.

  46. 73
    Sack the Troughers says:

    Not just politicians, but all the senior Council officers and quango apparatchiks must be investigated. We’e all been taken for a huge (expensive) ride.

    One big local authority is currrently chucking huge amounts of public money into a legal action trying to defend its chief officer(s) from the most unbelievable incompetence. (Watch this space).

    • 74
      Sack the Troughers says:

      Should add that the Councillors in said authority know nothing about the money being spent by their chief officer(s) – the legal action is being authorised by the very officer who is responsible for the c*ck-up in the first place.

  47. 77
    Raving Loon says:

    I’m in for £20. Best of luck!

  48. 79

    Put this impoverished pensioner down for a bung. Sorry but although the heart is willing, the pocket can only afford £10 – but sod it, £20 going over in five minutes!

    Ampers

  49. 80
    streamfisher says:

    Jacqui has now told us that after wasting 100’s of hours of Parliamentary time on trying to extend detention from 14 days it was not a good idea, strange how reality sets in AFTER they have been given the sack from the Cabinet.
    P.S.. tell hubby Dyke Strap-on Vol 2 would be good video for a cosy night in.

  50. 81

    Have donated – let’s see her brought to account.

  51. 83
    helen says:

    Seems the fund is doing well. Updated half a hour ago

    http://twitter.com/sunlight_cops

  52. 85
    Paul Nash says:

    Done.

    Can you keep us upto date with the action or is that a very, very stupid question?

  53. 86
    1381 says:

    Sent a tenner – paypal.
    Thanks for the alert to tell us what is going on.
    Good luck.

  54. 87
    Rich T says:

    I would love to see Jacqui doing a nice stretch as a quest of Her Majesty. In a cell with Blunkett would be good. But it ain’t gonna happen. Even if you guys get to court I bet the Attorney General will enter a nolle prosequi and thats it, game over. Spend your money on Guinness.

    • 101
      streamfisher says:

      You can try I suppose, but some people have realised that the sad fact is they are above any laws. Trot out John Wilkes again: Lord Sandwich: ” You are a scoundrel Sir, You will die on the Gibbet or of the Pox”, Wilkes: “That Sir would depend on whether I embraced your Politics or your Mistress”.

  55. 90
    Bardirect says:

    Unfortunately, even if this gets off the ground – and issuing a summons is supposed to be an administrative matter – the Attorney General has the right to intervene and take over a private prosecution and will then drop the charges.

    Are you up for a Judicial Review of his decision? That’s what will cost.

    • 96
      Doubting Thomas says:

      I have posted my doubts above. Expect comments are however going to be more persuasive. The more you are willing and able to explain the better. Let’s make an informed decision here.

    • 107
      The "Angry Aberdonian" says:

      It’ll cost whatever it costs. I’ve put £20 in and if needs be I’d multiply that figure by ten! If only a thousand people feel the raw “burning” hatred I feel, the political classes of this county would already be planning their getaway!

      As for the Attorney General, he would be well advised not to get involved in this.

    • 132
      Anonymous says:

      There are surely enough incensed voters out there whom if the ball gets rolling will happily contribute to the 300,000 pounds cost of a judicial review if it comes to that and just think of the political damage to McSnot’s lot. Well worth it.

      • 199
        stilyagi_air_corps says:

        And the international media coverage! This ‘Government’ in particular does not seem to enjoy the experience of being taunted and laughed at by non-complient journos…

        All in all a timely, lighthearted and fitting end to Gordon Brown’s bungled dreams and vision of welding a social-Marxist superstructure onto an unregulated capitalist substructure, and thereby going down into grateful History as ‘the man what fixed it’ for Socialism!

        And if you eventually start feeling pangs of guilt-pity, because his harried lieutenant is ‘only a poor, undereducated Labour wommin out of humble sprat-gutting folk’, just try explaining, as an excersise, an unannounced 42 day absence to your family, job, dog and self, just because you fitted a demographic profile that, occasionally, had to be targeted and detained, so’snot to offend certin peeple like , an’ keep fings nice and fair for all of you…

  56. 92
    algarve202 says:

    if smiths main residence is her sisters front room in london , then surely the house in redditch must belong to us ,the taxpayers as we paid for it ,why cant we sell the house in redditch and THEN sue the bitch with the money we get for OUR house

  57. 100
    English Liberation Front says:

    This is unprecedented and far more important as a measure of peoples feelings against New Labour in general and former-Reichsfuhrer Smith in particular. More important than whether it has a chance of success or not. This is Wat Tyler in 2009. This is the voice of the people rising against New Labour tyranny and the media should pick it up and echo it throughout the land.

    The people are coming for you and your gang of criminals Brown. They will not forget. You are hated and your lies are despised to the point of a very public whip round to prosecute one of the most hated figures of your despicable regime.

    You can hang on for now, making your fatuous announcements from the bunker, but eventually truth and justice will catch up with you. Every dog has his day and long runs the fox. Every strike against you, your filthy lies and your gang of criminals, past and present, is a strike for justice, liberty and the English way.

  58. 103
    mark says:

    I gave up at the 3rd attempt. Apart from the badly designed flow I refuse to hand out my home phone number and I refuse to use PayPal which is awful, intrusive, spammy and misleading.

    • 138
      Sarah says:

      Aw c’mon Mark,
      The home phone number is to help establish that you haven’t stolen the card you’re using.
      I might take issue with them about their fees, but the only emails I get are payments in and out receipts, which are v. handy.

  59. 105
    Vote vote vote for Jacqui says:

    This is a dream come true for me.

    I have posted up to now about fifty seperate different critiscsms and suggestions about The Olde Jackboot and now my hat goes off to Mr.Galley.

    I have donated to the fund and implore all those who are like minded about
    the abuses perpetrated by this Two Home Secretary to donate accordingly.

    I suggest the legal team demand the Logs of The Protection team to be made available by the old bill which will show just exactly how much time was spent guarding the sister’s house in DelBoy Trotter land.

    If only she hadn’t continued laughing and smiling throughout the period of The Expenses Saga I would never have been so angry.

    Smile,laugh,smile,laugh,smile laugh.

    Now Jackboot try smiling and laughing.

    You should have lived in a Grace and favour as befits the High Office of Home Secretary,not a spare bedroom in Peckham.

  60. 106
    john2g says:

    £10 sent

    • 115
      thick as thieves says:

      thanks john 2braincells.
      not for the money, but for your name.
      using a different one yesterday weren’t you?
      that one is mine now innit.
      another troll bashed by the most excellent and undefeatable thick as thieves.
      TOP BOY SCALPS ANOTHER SCUM TROLL!
      KEEPING THREADS CLEAN FROM SCUM TROLLS PARTISAN BULLSHIT
      FUCK THEM – VOTE INDEPENDENT

      • 182
        john2g says:

        ‘fraid not!

        I’ve never posted here before.

        Unlike you, I don’t feel the need to show the posters here that I am an arschloch many times a day, as you do

      • 200
        Mr Slater's Parrot says:

        ARRRK! NOISY GIT! NOISY GIT! (pingpingpingpingping)

      • 206
        thick as thieves says:

        tory trolls rule number 1) lie.
        you little fucking liar.
        what a lying c’unt!

  61. 111
    Trevor Brooking says:

    Will send a cheque to Sunlight. Wonderful idea. However, bearing in mind how this Government relaxed the expenses rules in 04, unless fraud/deception on the lines of Elliott Morley is proven, you might struggle to succeed. Should still be worth causing the Liebores maximum embarrassment.

  62. 120
    jinnandtonnic says:

    Tenner sent.

  63. 124
    Stuart says:

    I’m in for a tenner!

  64. 125
    Alibarbs says:

    Fair play to you for making such a big donation Guido – I’ll be following suit come next payday, albeit with a more modest sum.

    The thing that’s going round in my head is that all they need is 10,000 people to donate a tenner (well, 9,500 thanks to Guido’s generosity). I suspect that if this gets the right publicity, there are tens, if not hundreds of thousands of people who could afford to donate and would be prepared to.

    If that does turn out to be the case, I do sincerely hope that Smith will be just the first of many (Kirkbride & McKay, Blears etc) crooked politicians, be they red, blue or yellow, to find themselves in the dock. Smith may or may not have become the “poster girl” as she so pathetically put it, but she ain’t alone, so it would be a shame to see her taking all the flack – not because I like the woman (does anyone besides her wanking husband?) but because there are plenty of others out there who deserve the same treatment.

    It’s about time these light fingered fly by nights started learning that they’re elected to serve us, not to lord it over us. Seeing a few of them get stung financially would be a great start on the road to their realising what their obligations are, although in my humble opinion, there really would be no substitute for a few stretches inside for fraud, because that’s what this is.

  65. 126
    John Lyon CB - Do Not Disturb says:

    No, no, no, NO, I’ve said it before, I know best about these matters, that’s what I am paid by MPs for, to look after their interests.

    I looked very, very, very thoroughly into Jacqui and found no case to answer, she is whiter than white, whiter than the driven snow, a fragrant peach.

    • 168
      THE STAINS ON JACQUI SMITHS CARPET says:

      a FRAGRANT peach ? I bet she smells like a Bedouin arab’s truss !

  66. 140
    older not wiser says:

    I’m in. Time for the people to rise.

  67. 141
    THE STAINS ON JACQUI SMITHS CARPET says:

    Great idea to prosecute the fat bitch Smith But the police should be doing it out of public funds as all her legal fees will be coming fromthem

  68. 144
    Anonymous says:

    Ten notes sent.

  69. 145
    Thats News says:

    I will make a donation this evening.

    I can’t help feeling that she took some bad advice. But she did take it, so must be held responsible for her actions.

  70. 148
    Anonymous says:

    What you don’t mention Guido is whether you or the “Sunlight Centre” have taken any legal advice as to the prospects of a prosecution succeeding.

    I assume not (or that the advice was not favourable), otherwise you/they would be relying on it to raise the money.

    Unless there’s some reasonable prospect of success, it’s (i) a waste of money, and (ii) a misuse of the criminal justice system.

    • 149
      Alibarbs says:

      Nothing in life besides death and taxes are guaranteed, so it would be disingenous of either Guido or Sunlight to tell potential donors that they are going to win the case.

    • 172
      Unsworth says:

      Opinion, of course, not fact. Hence anonymous comment.

  71. 150
    Mark Oaten says:

    If I donate a tenner can i have a lend of the video?

  72. 161

    Dear All

    I have to say this ‘get the ugly old cow’ in front of a jury has comic value but does it have a reasonable chance of success?

    Her claim was passed by the Fees Office, they getting a tug on the collar as well?

    Surely she will get off with it and walk?

    The best thing is wait till she gets booted out at the election and then go for her.

    She wouldn’t have access to the trough then.

    Play the long game.

    Finally; I am glad to see that you really hold a vendetta and nurse it along.

    Yours sincerely

    George Laird
    The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University

    • 163
      Pugh, Pugh, Barny Magrew, Cuthbert Dibble and Grub (I think. Correct me if I'm wrong) says:

      Thanks for that; glad you’re so positive. Tenner on the way is it? Pillock.

    • 167
      THE STAINS ON JACQUI SMITHS CARPET says:

      Maybe you can advise Her ? It just might be the human right of her husband to” jack off” At our expense because his wife spent so much time away from home ?

      • 177

        Dear Stains

        If he was reduced to jerking off then it was only because your bird wasn’t available!

        Yours sincerely

        George Laird
        The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University

        • 191
          THE STAINS ON JACQUI SMITHS CARPET says:

          At least i’ve had birds Not like you . You being a niffy spotty cock tugging sponging student twat get a fucking life you gay bastard !

        • 201
          Mr Slater's Parrot says:

          WAAAARRRRK! kwwwwwwwrrrr…

        • 210

          Dear THE STAINS ON JACQUI SMITHS CARPET

          “At least i’ve had birds Not like you”.

          Do you work in a morgue then?

          Don’t you feel clammy climbing on top of someone who is freezing stiff?

          Another question, so bear with me, men or women or don’t you care?

          Finally, ever shagged a bird with no head?

          Yours sincerely

          George Laird
          The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University

  73. 162
    Pugh, Pugh, Barny Magrew, Cuthbert Dibble and Grub (I think. Correct me if I'm wrong) says:

    £20 gone.

    Best of luck; me thinks we’ll need it.

  74. 169
    sid dayshus says:

    Another £20 from me as well. When are they going to do Blair, Campbell and Bush and Broon for Iraq? I’ll dig deep for that. I just threw the tv out the window on hearing baroness (fucks sake baroness!) kinnockio say that the government is putting bliar in for eu president, that murdering Hoon should be put up against the wall. I despair

  75. 170
    Ethan says:

    So whats the total so far then?

  76. 171
    Unsworth says:

    Done

  77. 173
    Ewanme says:

    Ooooo !!

    Is this one of those Daily Female-type appeals , darlin ???

    Brill !!! I spose it would be a fiver well spent an that would be 2% of the entire Botha estate , petal x .

    Teensy problem , hun . No surprise , Ewa don’t have no bank account so either you’ll have to come an get it or I’ll give ya a dog-eared note at ur Drinkathon 2mrw .

    Later E x .

  78. 180
    Baldric says:

    Best £20 I have spent today.

    Hope you nail her.

  79. 183
    Col. M.T. Kernel (retd.) says:

    SIR- Absolutely splendid idea, old bean, sir. One is, temporarily, slightly strapped for folding, one might mention, but Mrs. K is, as I work my way through this bottle of mescal, mobilising the Little Cockup-By-Widdling Women’s Institute.
    It’s all a bit hush-hush but General X.Q. Smee (retd.) has got wind. The old buffer also hypothesises that they could well be planning a naked custard pie romp (in the altogether, one wouldn’t wonder) and that photovisual representations may well find their way into a calender which no sane johnnie would ever pay money for.
    Who knows, sir? You may find twenty guineas winging it’s way into your war chest and, if one may so bold as to suggest, photographic representations involving acres of crinkley flesh and oodles of shaving foam.

    Yours, blah blah, hrrummmph, why do I bother, Col. M.T. Kernel (retd.)

  80. 184

    I’m in – can’t think of anything else for £20 which will bring me as much happiness as seeing Jaqui in t’dock

  81. 192
    James says:

    £100,000 to prosecute? As a solicitor I am amazed at that figure. Which firm have they instructed? If this site supports the put upon tax payer can I suggest that perhaps it ought not to support the filling of greedy lawyer’s troughs.

  82. 194

    [...] Why Guido is Giving £5,000 to Bring Jacqui to Justice On the weekend Jacqui Smith gave an interview where she said “I became the poster girl for the expenses scandal.” [...] [...]

  83. 202
    Dave says:

    Done. Jail Jacqui!

  84. 203
    Jacqui Timney says:

    Being interested in justice I will give money. Once I can claim it back on expenses that is!




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