Guido Summer Drinks
Guido is off for a month to the Maison Secondaire. Planning to have drinks on Thursday at an undisclosed Westminster location.
Email for details / invite…
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Max Clifford says…
“Most people want to read nasty things about people, not nice things.”
DisgustedOfMitcham2 says:
Maybe if they really wanted to “decontaminate the Labour brand” with business people, they shouldn’t have totally buggered up the economy?
Just a thought.
### Charles_E_Hardwidge ###
CPU BOREDOM OVERFLOW
Charles, I see many patients with your condition – extremis twatis.
Many find they are able to manage this affliction by joining the blog at imsuchatotaltwatevenmymumdoesntlikeme.com.
I think you will feel at home there.
Charles, Dr. Sackrace is right.
Since joining imsuchatotaltwatevenmymumdoesntlikeme.com
I no longer, inadvertently, admit my guilt by panicking and bursting into news studios.
Oaf, No thanks, may every cup be bitter but not beer or ale.
Oh, Masturbator, like all socialist fools you’re devoid of good manners.
May your tongue swell until it chokes you, slowly.
Alastair,
High time for a panick: Mandy has admitted to 10 years of spending squeezes (or was this staged-managed to prevent Gordon having to admit it?):
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/mandelson-admits-labour-will-make-a-decade-of-cuts-1746469.html
Even the guardian carries the story, but be relieved Alastair, not on its home page (wonder why?):
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2009/jul/15/mandelson-warns-public-spending-squeeze
And as final relieve Alastair, the beeb, as proof for its unbiasedness, does not carry the story at all.
Doctor, as a medical man you will already be well aware that the best quick cure for the appaling Dullwittus Nonsensicus Socialsititis is to wear boxing gloves in bed. The permanent solution of course is to move out of one’s parents’ home, quit Art college, and get a job.
I couldn’t possibly engage in a professional discussion with someone who can’t even spell appalling.
I employ the spelling in daily use up until the late c18th, Doc.
is there some way I can ensure I do not get an invite for this event? Please do not send a car again with a bottle of Pinot open in the back seat, like last time. I am not coming.
Dear Charles
Try jerking off into a crisp poke.
You are a major bell end.
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
George laddy don’t be a complete McHoon. you’re not that far behind him.
Dear Anon
I read your comment and it didn’t move me.
I suspect that you are not talented.
Stick to being a brown noser.
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
George
you’re still my son – you’re even named after me FFS . Come home and have free wallpapaer for life, times have moved on, no-one cares if you’re my love child.
Dear George Osborne
Read the post.
Go back to the wallpaper business.
When is the Wallpaper Council of Great Britain getting a royal charter?
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
Son, glad to see your showing an interest in the family business. As soon as we get the charter I’ll be in touch. We’re asking her highness to approve the wording ” as used in Balmoral and Craigton”
I’m up for doing some acid, did someone say Nell has got a superstash?
Nell, can I have a couple of double dipped tabs please?
Are they very strong?
Dear Charles,
I see you are still there, waiting with your finger on your button trying to come first in the reply to guido stakes.
As Ratsniffer says you are a tedious tosser.
Get a life before life gets you.
Regards
Horatio
1ST or !,000 TH The guy is a Boring Twat !
Charlie Hardcock. How do you like your rent boys? Virgins or well used?
Guido,
I will only go if you don’t invite that slag new girl, the old codger/sex pest engineer,
the fucking tramp steve expet and nell the frigid one.
if you invite them I am not coming.
it’s that simple.
tat darling you need to widen your circle. You are only uncomfortable mixing with coherent thoughtful people because you have not met many.
You would find NewGirl refreshing, Engineer thoughtful and SteveExpat entertaining if you would just but give it a chance.
Evening, Nell. Thanks for the kind words.
Hello, TaT. Right on form, I see!
are you on acid nell?
Evening tat. Of course not!
You don’t need to go to that expense.
Try South Australian Cabernet from Tesco’s. Very reasonably priced. One glass a night works, wonders especially when the kids are being fractious!
The last time he widened his “circle” his bowel fell out!
Of course the kids will be fractious if you only allow them one glass a night.
++++laugh++++
Thanks for the compliment nell, I see that the TwAT is back, why can’t the troll fuck off back to his cave??
you are not invited steve.
no tramps.
Have never entered the dark doors of Tesco’s evil, money grubbing, low down, avaricious excuse for a business.
How will one order the drinks – “hoi, Tatface, ship me in a large schooner of babycham when you get a moment from filling up the bowls of cheese ‘n pineapple chunks, there’s a good chap. By the way, you related to that other overweight bar steward, Prescott?”
Essentially.
Come on TaT – I thought you might want to tell them what you thought of them to their faces. SteveExpat will probably not be able to get a plane in time, though.
Where in Westminster?
Just so i know where to avoid on Thursday night.
Then again if Hardwidge comes along it could be hilarious….
they don’t let tramps fly do they?
he would stink the fucking plane out the dirty old tramp!
As it happens, I might well be in the UK this weekend – unfortunately nowhere near Westminster on Thurdsay evening.
Well done Guido on another year’s blogging (and a couple of good scalps along the way). A tenner says Dolly won’t be there!
a tenner!
fucking hell steve, that’s a half a day’s worth of begging innit?
nah, you keep that tenner in your pocket steve.
you’re a tramp, you need that money for cider and cheap vodka.
you sad fuck.
About half an hour’s work for me – I think you’re the tramp, don’t trolls live in caves?
you are on twenty quid an hour and you still can’t afford to live in your own home.
ah, so you are a crackhead tramp, the millionaire of tramps!
GO EASY ON THE CRACK MOTHERFUCKER
maybe if you stopped spending all your money on crack you wouldn’t be a homeless tramp.
just a thought, happy to help.
Tat, it’s a school night, you know your mum doesn’t let you out.
I don’t let him in.
actually, I don’t mind if you go nell. you are the best of a bad crop.
not the others though.
you really shouldn’t hang out with those wankers nell, they’re a bad crowd.
but you’re alright.
fickle as thieves.
Aaahhh….infamy….
darling tat – sorry but frigid according to my dictionary means ‘people whose behaviour is formal’- that means I wouldn’t know how to mix with sociable people in a pub.
lol
You go tat – enjoy – have a drink on me -and tell guido that I think he’s a great chap!
Obviously my glass of wine has gone to my head. I’ve been modded!!
It’s your fault tat – I was trying to explain dictionary definitions of ”frigid’
and something triggered off the modding censor.
Anyway essentially tat I said ‘have a drink on me’
Laugh out loud!
Modded twice trying to say something nice to tat.
OK give up!!
TaT,
What makes you think Guido would invite a bore like you.
everything is relative innit.
compared to you I am a fucking handsome genius with a good sense of humour.
you are just an ugly fucking cripple who snipes and bitches.
you sound like a right fucking c’unt.
Guido, if this c’unt is invited I am DEFINITELY not going.
Being in a bar with TaT would be like being in a bar with Begbie. You know its all going to kick off any moment
Guido,
After Tat’s comment, I think you owe me an invite with free beer and butties.
Think of it as a Right of Passage Adrian – you’re not really a Guido poster until TaT has called you a cripple, or worse!
“ugly fucking cripple who snipes and bitches”
More projection!
TaT,
What disability do you have?
The UK Government.
we all have our crosses to bear anticitizen.
take you for example, you are a complete moron, that is your disability.
my cross is that it is my duty to carry intellectual cripples like you from your swamp of imbecility across to the stable and peaceful land of enlightenment.
and I will help you cross the void whether you like it or not c’unt.
thank me.
TaT,
Do you have shares in a crutch/walking stick factory?
Yes. He see’s you as potential customers.
TAT, what disability would you like?
What have you got?
Tat Spotter 153, great comment – from the film that defined a generation!
With the trolls on here it usually kicks of every night after a couple of glasses of wine…
I wonder what caused TaT to be a cripple?
Was it illness or maybe an accident? As his confidence is much greater than his ability I’d guess an accident is the cause. Maybe it also caused the brain damage that’s so evident in TaTs many personality disorders?
spare your cod psychology for someone who gives a fuck.
retard.
Well, tat doesn’t afraid me but I can’t go anyway.
Have a great holiday Guido and have a drink for me please. Cheers!
God bless us, every one
Does anyone actually care what you think TaT – you’re just a pathetic little keyboard warrior, who would have neither the bottle nor the intellect to debate face to face, and to pretend anything other than that is just laughable.
All the people you single out (along with about 59,999,995 others in the UK) would have you for breakfast in any kind of reasoned argument, so stop it, you’re just embarrassing yourself.
I AM TOP BOY YOU ARE JUST A WANKER!
FUCK OFF WANKER!
note to conservativefoam: we have found another one of your cripples.
please come and collect.
thankyou.
The Labour group has THREE members. Let’s show them how many of us are voting Conservatives.
http://keeprightonline.com/im-voting-conservative
Fuck off Charles! Guido, have a great time over in France. Safe journey to yourself, the little Fawkes & Mrs F.
Have one for me Guido !
Will the GE be delayed for 5 years in Health scare?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8150609.stm
The difficulty with working out mortality rates is that without immunological surveillance of the whole population, no one knows how many people have been affected.
I think it highly likely that infection rates are far higher than is assumed, and that in a large number of people the disease is unremarkable.
There were two cases at my daughter’s school with over 1000 pupils, and the school closed for a week. Even the most conservative guesses would assume that there must have been fifty to one hundred subsequent cases, the school has now reopened without any evident problems.
The disease is obviously still circulating in the school and the local population.
Invitation = Noun
to invite = Verb
Drives me mad that!
Christ Charles give it a rest – you’re a tedious tosser at the best of times. This is a thread about Guido’s pre-holiday piss-up, and you’re trying to turn it into another NuStalin speech.
Have a relaxing holiday, Guido, don’t open that lap top too often or you’ll have the Mrs giving you grief….
The reality, as far as I can judge, is the media are being selective and running flags up poles, and the usual suspects start barking like mad dogs. We know who they are. Meanwhile, the opposition benches can’t believe their luck as a wind of hysteria favours their ship.
But, do any of these people withstand a long and cool policy and character analysis? I don’t think so. And that’s why focusing on goals and delivery is important. It cuts through that noise.
Now that that’s settled, I’m off to listen to a rousing Callaghan speech. Laters. LOL
Charles Hardwidge @ 4:35 am, Sat 2nd May 2009 on LabourList
Maybe, like Gordon Brown, I can be too concerned with proper form and not want to be drawn into petty squabbling but I have no problem with slamming people into the ground and raping them in the ass if that’s what it takes.
[Cameron is] full of bullshit and nasty as they come. Smashing the bully’s face in will crack his image. It won’t take too long before people see him for what he is and all his so-called friends will melt away.
Hardwidge is a bore, but it takes a particular kind of bore to sift through all his propaganda posts. GET A LIFE PEOPLE
“Smashing the bully’s face in”
“raping them in the ass”
Very Zen.
You dull dull man.
Upset the Coulson thing came to naught?
Thought so.
I think the Grtauniad got stuffed by a No. 10 Black Op.
They’ll not say sorry to Coulson, though
Goodbye Guido. Hope you’ll survive….
See you after the election.
Don’t say good-bye – it sounds very final. Say au revoir. The autumn looks like being fun as gordon spins himself into and ever decreasing circle. Ho Hum.
Ok Could never resist Our (eskimo) Nell…..
Ok since you asked so nicely………
Have a flipping good time at your second home!
WA-AARRK-K!!! GOTANEEPEANUTS! UH-UURKH!
you’re just a dick.
More a beak, really.
URKK-HH! BALDIE! ULLOSAYLER! W-AAARK!
I wouldn’t go to a party that would have me as a guest.
An absolute crashing bore when drunk,and always on the mump for food.
Tired tales from a not so glorious career as a Custodian at the Palace.
Also me prostate is playing up so I would spend half me time in the bog.
And I’m a bit of a dirty old man as well so will end up getting slapped.
Did I tell you i’m broke as well?
Have a nice holiday and bless you for giving us a voice.
If Charles is going,count me out!
Hope the maison secondaire isn’t near Chatellerault !
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/france/5818025/French-workers-threaten-to-blow-up-factory.html
My My. That would be the first time anyone did anything in a renault factory in the summer months.
Could the Frenchies come over and disrupt ports this side of La Manche and give the home grown lilly fuckwit Huhnes a training course?
The first time I saw French farmers spraying crap on government premises I knew there was a God. If I had a tractor and silage combination I would.
So you’d like twice as many crap laws, unbelieveable taxes and red tape, and lots of featherbedded industries.
Its like 1973. But with better weather and no noddy holder. just Sarko, who says “oui oui” to all their crap demands (“we want more fish”).
It’s the only “functioning” communist country
Cum feel the noiz
No, a tractor and silage combination will suffice, thanks.
Just explaining the end result of all that whinging.
Perhaps I should have spotted that you don’t know much about it. They’d have a right laugh if you did turn up with silage.
Fuck silage, sewage is the answer. That’ll give the fuckers something to think about!
I hope the frenchies go for it. Imagine if that would have happened at Leyland DAF, MG Rover, TVR, etc?
At least it SHOWS how really pissed off they are. We’re far too fucking pliant.
Watch gordon get busted for felching with a brace of ferrets while your away.
I thought felching was slightly different
you’re shit.
And don’t I just love it!
EEEEEEEEUUUUGGGGHHHH!!!!
WISH I HADN’T LOOKED THAT UP!
####GUIDO!!!!####
COME BACK QUICK!!!
I should have liked to join you at the Westminster hostelry. Sadly I have turned into a right miserable misery since being these 2 years on the waggon ( I can’t watch folk sup), so I’ll wish you a happy tippling and a cracker of a break.
Laissez les Bontempis roullez…..
Hmmm… fun or longevity… fun or longevity… I reckon if things feel bad now they’re going to feel super-shit when you’re old. I intend to do a ‘Harold and (specifically) Maude’ before my time comes.
If you post up a photo of Gordon Browns face next to a Baboons arse,that should keep us all going for a month.
LOL !!
You buyin Guido , hun ????
I might come for a quick half ….
….gallon , that is .
E x .
Are you NewGirl in disguise?
FFS Anon , petal !!!
Are you anonymouse in disguise ??? No , I ain’t fuckin NewGirl . She’s some hairy-arsed builder from Chingford , honey x .
BTW Guido – I’ll bring a jumbo bag of pestachios .
E x .
I said you would have to use a different name didn’t I new girl?
and your post is in itself an admission on your part that new girl had become a boring, chattering nasty old whore with PMT.
who the fuck would want to hang out with a bitch like that eh?
you have been bashed into a submissive pulp by the great and victorious thick as thieves.
how’s it feel?
lplease tell me what it is like to have your skull caved in because like with the modding thing, it has never happened to me.
WELL IT WOULDN’T WOULD IT I’M TOP BOY FOR FUCKS SAKE!
AND YOU ARE TORY SCUM! FUCK OF NEW GIRL YOU WANKER!
FUCK OFF TO CONSERVATIVEFOAM RIGHT NOWYOU FUCKING TORY CRIPPLE
AND TAKE YOUR CRIPPLE MATES WITH YOU SP@ASTIC!
WHAT A FUCKING RETARD.
there, we are slowly but surely getting rid of a dross around here.
excellent.
You might ruin your McQueen-ish good looks with all that scowlng.
LMAO !!
E x .
nah.
ewanme,
all that abbreviation stuff makes you sound like a paedophile trying to groom children on the internet.
stop doing it you creepy c’unt.
**Giggle**
See ya at the drinks party then TAT an I’ll slap ur bald head an marvel at ur withered frame , petal x .
Ewanme x .
Hmmm .
Ur thoughts , not mine , hun x .
Dunno where ur at but I wouldn’t wanna go there .
I’m refreshinly normal , thank fuck .
Try gettin out a bit !!
Later E x .
Is TaT a paedophile? I think so, as projection is key to his posts.
Surely paedos have more class?
I say this in the kindest way possible, TAT: you are not intelligent enough to be so abnormal and you are not funny enough to be so insulting.
Get help. Please.
that old projection chestnut is wearing a bit thin anticitizen.
and the mention of paedophiles certainly piqued you interest.
you stomach churning c’unt.
ewan,
seriously, you sound like a nonce.
fuck off childcatcher.
Jeez TAT , hun x .
I ain’t no nonce but you , seriously sound like some sorta ponce , petal .
Ain’t you guys got jobs to go to ???
Do ya just sit around fartin at each other all day ????
No wonder the economy is goin down the bog . Everyone’s watchin for Guido’s latest utterance .
We ain’t gonna beat the Chinese or the Tallyban by starin at our screens , honey .
Get off ur fat arses an DO SOMETHIN .
E x .
I am doing something you c’unt.
I am chasing childcatchers and tory milksnatchers like you outta town!
now fuck off.
Tat, I’m gonna smack yor head in if you turn up at the drinky poos party. Then am gonna bum ya.
Do you serve sherry?
Do we just!
Is Sherry coming ? I suppose her mouth would make a decent recepticle for Ewanme’s pistachio shells.
At least you can spell pistachio FFS!
The man running the country says:
Lord Mandelson has said the prospects of a newly re-elected Labour government seeking to join the European single currency were “not strong”.
He also said there would be future public spending cuts and efficiency savings as the government sought to rebalance public finances.
Aaaaaaaargh. Labour cuts!!!! Labour cuts!!!! Labour, the Nasty Party. Labour cuts!!! Labour cuts!!!!
WANKERS.
where’s the Portadown News when you need it ?
Ahhh. The Portadown News. I’d forgotten about that one. That used to be fucking funny.
One of the best ever.
I don’t know anything about the Portadown News but to do credit to reporting this farcical government I do believe we need the Beano.
Nell
a link
http://www.portadownnews.com/06Jan03.htm
Thanks.
Black humour. Hm? .
But to the point. Enlightening!
I really miss that – the guide to PR voting was classic, as was the Drumcree battle Plan.
Mmmm… “not strong” huh? What’s he up to now?
At a guess I would say he is lying his full head off. Only a guess mind. Informed by previous conduct.
CORRECTION:
Lord Mandelson has said the prospects of a newly re-elected Labour government seeking to join the European single currency were “not strong”.
SHOULD READ:
Lord Mandelson has said the prospects of a newly re-elected Labour government were “not strong”.
OT
Lord Darzi quits. Another rat abandons the sinking ship.
Rat abandoning a sinking ship? Surely not, merely investing in an alternative buoyancy opportunity.
The last thing that is required is more of the same dyed in the wool fuckwits running the country. Less Tories please.
Vote B&P and give the whole political establishment a sharp pain in the rectum they could well do without.
Schadenfreude is something best served cold.
Fuck ‘em all.
Schadenfreude kann nicht gegessen werden.
Von Sozialismus in seinen vielen Gestalten haben wir die Schnauze voll.
Ein Partei mit einem einaeuguigen Fuerher ist nicht zu waehlen.
I know that gloating may not be eaten under subsection 2.vi.a (Labour code of condition to live) but, you know what, fuck ‘em!
Yes, resugemus, that would be self-harm. Cut off the nose to spite the face. Socialism in all its guises Nationalist or Socialist (Choose your word order) is mega crap.
I love a Plimsoll line on my lilly white ass!
And to think I fell for that line
Did you ever get the taxpayers to buy you that Maserati?
Yes, we go dogging in it every Friday evening.
It really draws a crowd when I am rimming the arse of my boyfriend.
I suck his cock and rim his arsehole and then he fucks me and then people stick their hands in the windows and then….(editor says: that is quite enough of that you dirty slut. I think we get the picture Peter.)
Perhaps some ken-it-all cuunt questioned his clinical judgement?
Only Admiral Lord north of Gordon’s patsy’s left now. how ;ong till it’s “goodby sailor” ?
Not fucking soon enough.
How the fuck he ever got to be an admiral is beyond me.
The man is a complete joke, a disgrace to the naval uniform.
Is it just a coincidence that Kevin Maguire is on holidays as the phone hacking story is spun ?
Convenient he’s not around.
Who is Kevin Maguire?
I am Kevin Maguire.
I’m Kevin Maguire.
No, you’re not
I’ve never heard of Kevin M*guire – is he anyone of importance?
There’s a Kai.McQui’r who is collector of the night soil in a little provincial town close to the Great Wall of China – would he be the same person?
I am very important.
No, he isn’t.
Kevin M*cGuire – Mirror journalist (of sorts – Guido’s words). VERY close to the Nulab bunker.
So yes, the two people you mentioned deal with very similar substances….
Did you just say “Mirror” and “Journalist” next to each other?
I suppose you prefer the telegraph steve.
the tramps paper of choice, because it is bigger and I bet it really keeps you warm in the winter.
you clever bloody for a tramp steve. but not clever enough to be able to afford to live in your own home though.
you dopey c’unt!
He’s spending two weeks in a pissoir at san tropez.
Sniffing out another story?
SKY news Lord darzi stepping down Another one bites the dust !
How very principled. Stick with the wankers until there is no future for their own skin.
Fuck ‘em.
No, he’s becoming the ‘Health Ambassador’. That way he gets to keep the sweetening perks and stays quiet.
Just read the BBC story. Four out of five of his ‘Government of all talents – GOATS’ jumped ship in 18 months. No wonder the Labour liars are quiet about Boris’s local problems with some of his appointments.
Not a bit of it, Boris’ problems and the “chicken feed” shit is doing the rounds at LabourPist HQ – get over there and join in the fun!
Beware, they get offended at the drop of a hat.
I refuse to dignify Labourlist with a ‘hit’. Preaching to the brain-dead anyway. Their minds firmly closed to reality. Discombobulated by the shit-storm of facts pointing to the inconvenient truth that their chosen one has fucked the entire economy and their chosen party has established all the framework of a police state.
Jackasses, man and boy.
So what. No one reads LabourList except for a few die-hards, journos and people like us looking for ammo.
LiebourLost – I’m sure they place references here just so they can say they had a few visitors to the advertisers at the end of the month!
Hello.
Keep your friends close,and your enemies closer!
What odds Adonis ?
Hissy fit if he doesn’t get his £ 8 billion.
How many GOATS left ? I’m not sure how many he appointed.
But expect Lord West the former Sea Lord and current Security Minister to go soon – gordon’s policy on Afghanistan is causing waves of dismay especially amongst those who have served in the Forces.
Problem is , as they are now finding out, gordon is too arrogant to listen to seasoned and reasoned council.
Gordon is on a bender to destruction.
I am fucking furious. We had eight servicemen repatriated today, huge crowds at Wootton Bassett, and although it was the lead on BBC news they moved on quickly to other stories.
May I say – FUCK YOU GORDON BROWN, FUCK THE WHOLE FUCKING LOT OF THE 646Huhnes IN WESTMINSTER, FUCK YOU BBC – there are a lot of devastated families out there, you deserve a similar miisery that you have inflicted on these families with this illegal war.
For the record I was all for the war in Afghanistan although I would wish it to have been pursued on Sep 12 2001 with thermo-nuclear missiles.
It would have been over by mid-day on the same day.
You sound like a Bush. How would nuking a country help anyone FFS?
Nuking Hiroshima and Nagasaki caused Japan to surrender without having to invade. This saved countless allied soldiers lives.
It would have sent a timely message to the Religion of Peace.
Too late now of course. Oh well. I s’pose we’ll just have to leave it to the Israelis to do the dirty work for us.
It also saved countless Japanese lives. But what do the WWII history revisionists care.
There is a reason Tokyo wasn’t nuked. It was so that Emporer Hirohito could be popped into a bus and driven on down and have it explained to him in Japanese by Japanese people that this was just one fucking bomb and that maybe, just maybe he should consider surrendering.
Something he’d find difficult to do if he was a rock shadow in Tokyo.
But as ever with these history revisionists and armchair pacifist bedwetters they have to assume the worst of intentions on the part of the home team.
You’re a fucking twat
And you are most fortunate that George Bush figured there was more money in reconstruction and Saudi oil money to be had than just giving y’all a several hundred thousand degree lesson in geo-politics.
But you’ll doubtless be spending your time hopping your thick skull off the ground and thanking your imaginary friend.
The Afghans are right – you really are a total fucking twat.
Again, I must thank you for your kind words. Do remember them in another few years when your grandchildren are scratching their heads wondering why we’re still fighting wars with the Religion of Peace.
Why didn’t you just nuke the fuckers when you had a competetive advantage nuke-wise granddad and we could have avoided all this shit?
Eh?
Eh?
you’re a fucking idiot.
fuck off wanker.
got your tin hat have you jmp2braincells? well put it on c’unt and get yourself to the front line.
if not then keep your fucking mouth shut you piece of shit.
you fucking coward.
shut your mouth dog.
Now, now TaT. No need to get excited. You’ll break out in capital letters if you’re not careful.
For a change, disagree with you here jgm2 old chap. While I too support the concept of the Afghan war, that’s exactly what Al-Q would have liked. They find it easy enough to justify any atrocity as it is – and win the anti-US support of the left like Galloway.
The mistake the US have made in the War on Terror is the huge amount of collateral damage. The execution of the campaign in Afghanistan (and Iraq) by both the Bush and Blair/Brown administrations has been mind-bendingly incompetent.
The big question now is how to prevent an Islamic revolution in Pakistan – that is a very, very scary risk.
and by occupying Afghanistan we are drawing the enemy into the area and destabilising Pakistan.
we must withdraw our troops immediatley.
it is in the national interest.
Nuke the bastards!
I know I’m in the minority and I hope I’m proven wrong but nothing I see or hear from the Religion of Peace or its mouthpieces at home or abroad gives me any hope for the future.
Bin Laden has won. Post S*pt 11 the US had a simple choice. Massive, disproportionate escalation to knock this fuckwittery on the head or expensive, long drawn-out, unwinnable conventional warfare.
We chose wrong. Meanwhile, as part of the US’s determination not to hand an additional ‘victory’ to the religion of peace by precipitating an economic downturn as a depressed America stayed away from the malls the US started squandering borrowed money like there was no tomorrow. Our home-grown imbecile took that as a cover for himself to start pissing away massive amounts of money too.
Now we’re bankrupt, the US is bankrupt, and we’re stuck in an unwinnable war by the ‘rules’ we’ve chosen to play by.
Total clusterfuck.
Bin Laden must be laughing his cotton socks off.
And the Saudis. They must be crying with laughter too.
May I suggest the best solution might lie somewhere between these two extremes? Just a thought.
you sound as vague as gordon brown you c’unt.
if you have a point make it if you don’t fuck off.
hmm…hold on a minute, ….. clueless wanker, talks in riddles, parents live in occupied Palestine… I’ve got it!
you are david ‘totallyuselessfuckingHuhne’ miliband and I claim my 5 euros!
Silly TaT. I’m Conservative, so I’m not paying you anything. We do have a worked through plan for Afghanistan but it is too early for policies. You’ll just have to make a judgement based on our principles.
and so is david miliband.
can you see what it is yet? red and blue are all the same.
here is another one of thick as thieves predictions.
david cameron will go into iran with the americans.
plus la change.
HAD ENOUGH OF WARMONGERING C’UNTS LIKE GORDON AND DAVE?
VOTE INDEPENDENT VICTORY THROUGH INDEPENDENCE
BECAUSE YOU CAN’T RELY ON THOSE C’UNTS, NOW CAN YOU?
Before I got put on Dave’s A List, I was seriously rooting for a hung parliament and considered standing as an Independent. I understudied Craig Murray for a time – you know the one that promotes an ethical foreign policy. He had a great plan for the *stan countries. Go for the belly-dancers, get them visas and bring them back to the UK. If enough Brits did this the *stanis would be deprived of talent and end up f’ucking themselves, cabinet style. What do you think? Should I renounce Dave and go back to Craig?
what do I think?
I think you are a fucking idiot and the independent movement is well shot of a c’unt like you.
dodgy dave the housing benefit cheat is welcome to you.
you are an independent reject, wouldn’t pass the board old boy.
wanker.
You disappoint me TaT. I was really hoping for some constructive feedback. I suppose I’d better stay with Dave then.
that is what I said first time round.
DOH!
People need to know when they are beaten. Take a look at any picture of Berlin in May 1945 to get the idea. As Kilgore says “blow ‘em into the stone age son”
you are a total lunatic.
section 3 for you infidel.
plus ECT, same as doctor dildo.
it is the only way.
TaT, I do think he has a point but I would have preferred Dresden as his example. We know have a bomb that destroys personnel but leaves infrastructure untouched. I know that has more relevance for places in Europe where there are nice buildings to preserve but it could work in Afghanistan/Pakistan and would certainly better than jgm2′s rather extreme proposal. What do you think?
As usual, I awoke refreshed this morning after a good night’s sleep which culminated in a very vivid dream about Gordon Brown.
When I’d changed my pyjama bottoms, I had coffee in my kitchen and read all my mail, which mainly consisted of awards I have won for the important, brilliant and much admired posts I make on the internet about the wonderful man-god who selflessly chose himself to be our leader.
I always have a big grin on my face when I think about Gordon. Some people, of course, are sullen-faced and mean-spirited. Selfishly blaming Gordon for destroying our once world-renowned personal pensions, for example. But in doing so, they blindly ignore the simple fact that Gordon took one hundred billion pounds from their pension funds so that he could make his big decisions become reality, big decisions such as the car-scrappage scheme, which today is safeguarding British manufacturing jobs for British manufacturing workers, especially those at Hyundai’s new factory in India.
If only the simple selfish people of this country would learn to unquestioningly surrender themselves, their earnings and their savings to Gordon, to give control of our lives to him and other important and very clever people – such as Harriet Harman and Ed Balls – no-one need ever worry about not having big pension funds again, especially if you’re called Gordon or Harriet or Ed.
These very clever, important leaders work tirelessly for us, getting on with the job of making big important decisions about what to do with our money and, ultimately, what to do with us. That should make us all grin. Time to change my pyjamas, again.
BORING!
raise your game or fuck off.
thankyou.
what a prize fucking tool.
I thought it was pretty good actually.
that is because you are retarded.
you are out of your league jgm2.
fuck off.
Thankyou for your kind words.
I live only to achieve the esteem in which you are held.
TAT doesn’t recognise irony even when it hits him between the eyes – or maybe he does and is upset on Hardwidge’s behalf
you obviously haven’t read any of jmg2′s psycho posts then you imbecile.
jmg wants to blow the world up with nuclear bombs.
the c’unt should be sectioned.
as should you.
now fuck off you silly cripple.
I think you’ll find I was for nuking Afghanistan old boy. Not the entire world. Unless you live in Afghanistan in which case it would probably feel a lot like that.
TaT Loves Hamas Terrorists and hates the UK.
said the zionist nazi.
Please boys, hold back. Let’s have a four minute debate. No shouting. TaT, you go first.
occupying other peoples countries is not cool motherfucker.
I am top boy and that is my judgment.
Thank you TaT. We’ll let you know.
simon,
tell us what you would do if this country were occupied by a foreign army.
I know what I would do, but please tell us what your reaction would be.
I think Simon would lance the boyle, TaT, don’t you?
I think you don’t know what the fuck you are talking about you cretin.
TUK-TUK! KRIPPLEKRIPPLEKRIPPLE! RAAAARK!
You’re shit.
Excellent.
don’t you mean excrement?
You called?
Nice to hear you have something in common with Gordon and Mandy
I prefer to dream of Katy Price (Jordon) or Nichole Kidman.
But its so pleasing to hear that your sexuality will probably mean you are the last of the line
It would have been so sad if I thought you were breading so a younger generation would have to put up with a degenerate like you, who had inherited his father’s inadequacies
Sounds like Fondlebum’s looking to cross the floor?
I hope NOT – We don’t want to see him over there!!
The Tories would have such a masterly political operator as Mandleson like a shot!
He is above party politics. He’s into power politics. You don’t believe for one minute he actually falls for all that socialism shit! He’d join Dirty Dicks Boys if he thought they were going to rule Europe.
Dear boy – mandy is a self serving slug -only brain cell he has tells him how to taser into people who can make him more and more money for himself !
Pretty awesome brain cell! Come on Nell. He’s a master. Who else could run a country and mastermind the EU plan single handed, and from behind the throne? Love him or loathe him,he is the political giant of our age. Two comebacks from disaster,ffs,only Muhammed Ali could match that. He floats like a butterfly,and stings like a scorpion.
Blair,Brown and Cameron are just pygmies in comparison
He’s a nasty piece of work and he’ll crash and burn with the rest of the evil NuLabour government of occupation.
He’s Baron Mandleson of Foy! He’s made for life. When you’re pissing your pants in a council care home,he’ll be in the finest retirement home on the planet!
It’ll be only a matter of time before he gets caught out with another bit of abuse of power and then wallop there goes your ‘Lordship’.
The Labour party giveth and the Tory party taketh away. And giveth to one of their mates instead.
Mandy, meanwhile, will be in homosexual heaven. Locked up in jail and sodomised by very large, muscular, gentlemen. Maybe that’s why he’s so prone to getting caught in the first place. Subconsciously he wants to be in jail.
We don’t do “wallop”
Even Lord Lucan’s still one of us.
Cameron would have to be completely nuts to hire him – Only he knows who he fighting for, he could well end up being a liebour plant in the middle of Tory HQ running up to the election. Don’t be stupid Dave!
It may be a clever move Steve. Dave felt outflanked by Sarah Brown walking the walk. I think Mandy in the Tories would end the ‘nasty’ party smears for ever. Iain Dale may have a hissy fit though.
He won’t be wasting his time with pricks like Cameron. FFS he’s already hauled one snake oil salesman into the top seat! And then stuck his hand up Brown’s arse in order to work the mouth and brain simultaneously. It’s just a shame the Tories did’nt grab him twenty years ago. It could have been so different
Well I sure as fuck won’t be voting Tory if that cnut’s anywhere near them – I might imagine that they have a few differences on Europe too, can’t see Mandy calling for a Lisbon referendum somehow…?
Can’t see Cameron calling for one either.
It’ll be all done and dusted by the time that prat gets the keys to the number ten garden shed.
The rumour is that he’ll replace Coulson., who will be moved to OFCOM next June.
Well, as I’m nowhere near westminster, and as jealous as a shire-tory’s-constituents, I’ll have to set up my own.
How’s about the “queen’s up the steps” in Chorley. How appropriate. Although if Draper wants to come perhaps we should just have a few cans of aldi special brew on the park bench next to the victory arch at the west corner of Arsely park. I think the etiquette for the latter is you just turn up with a big carrier bag.
Surely Queen up Steps is a restuarant? As for sitting down the park you’ve got no fucking chance. I didn’t move a thousand miles away from Chorley so I can come back and drink Quite Frightening with some unemployable twat who smells of wee. Plus he’d invite that little ginger tosser from St Micks.
Anyway Chorley is a dump full of little scumbags with terriers and kids pushing prams. One mega ton of instant sunshine couldn’t sort that bloody town.
### Charles_E_Hardwidge ###
CPU BOREDOM OVERFLOW
Trolltastic.
Ah hahahahahaha. I must say I hadn’t realised that Guido was replacing Hardwidge’s masturbatory offerings.
Tee hee.
He hits ‘refresh’ all day waiting to get a first with his onanist offerings only to get coshed for tedium.
Ah hahahahahahaha.
Ah right. so you’re bringing the white lightning?
(Must say “Merrydown” was the simple but effective choice when i were a lad).
Don’t forget the large bottle of EMVA Cream to mix in. Get the out of sell by sandwiches from the M&S dustbins and we’re home and dry.
For a minute there i was worried in case EMVA cream was like KY jelly.
I thought he meant EMLA cream – a local anaesthetic.
The ladies and gentlemen of the Dunfermline bus station A’ Day club swear by Buckfast, Collis-Browne’s stomach jollop and Strongbow Super in a pint glass with a maraschino cherry. But of course they are posh.
I used to live in Dunfermline. They were getting a new bus station when I left. Not much wrong with the old one if I remember rightly. Scottish government must have given them a few million to piss away and some wanker fresh out of Lochgelly University with a town-planning ‘degree’ from the council was only too happy to oblige.
Conservative policy in European Parliament goes tits up.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/conservative/5828195/Tory-MEP-Edward-McMillan-Scott-expelled-as-he-stands-against-official-candidate.html.
They’ve lost a Libdem
That link doesn’t work – try this
http://www.theparliament.com/no_cache/latestnews/news-article/newsarticle/eu-parliament-eurosceptic-group-in-disarray-over-breakaway-deputy/
Laugh a minute! The circus is back in town.
Did they ever have a policy? I doubt it. The Tories just don’t get equality, confidence, strategy and the long-term view.
Be still, grasshopper.
Charles Hardwidge @ 12:04 am, Thu 7th May 2009 on LabourList:
I’m Peter Mandelson and Jukes is Alistair Darling. We’re posting incognito. Pssst. Don’t tell anyone Let’s just keep this between ourselves, eh?
Carry on dreaming of the gorgeous Gordon.
Isn’t it good youve come out as Gay
Looks like he’s been to specsavers,ich don’t think so.
They’re so gay!
That twat Hardwidge is making me out to be a right tit. I fucking hate the Labour party goddamnit!!!!!!
I cannot afford a holiday!!
Marie-Antoinette (gordon in disguise) would say – “then you must enjoy your garden with a glass of bollinger’s and some caviar.”
Fair enough, but could I make it a bottle of Marston’s Pedigree and a cheese and pickle butty – just until the tax rates come down a bit, you understand…
This thread belongs on the sadtwatsreunited blog
You like paying high taxes, then?
We’ll share our wine with you .
How about a BBQ out in the meadows whilst we think of gordon being eaten to death by mosquitoes in scotland during August?
Aha – at last – a positive use for the Scottish Midge!
The BBQ sounds like an excellent idea – our local butcher wins prizes regularly for his hand made pork and leek sausages, so I’ll bring a couple of pounds of those – they’re good! I’m sure NewGirl will swap a glass or two of Pinot for a bit of prize-winning sausage.
fnarr fnarr.
nurse ratched, quick, hurry nurse, doctor dick is having a seizure, restrain him and stick the rubber bit in between his teeth!
we have tried the electric shock treatment even set on ten and the priest tried but failed to get the devil out of his soul through excorcism, I don’t know what else we can do.
oh yeah, let’s throw the warmongering c’unt in a padded cell and shut the fucking door.
fuck doctor dick, he is a satanist black magic motherfucker.
he can go to hell.
he has already bought his ticket and he acts as if he cannot wait to meet his master, satan. satan will be very pleased with all the doctor’s warmongering arms dealer propaganda. he will be impressed that the doctor promoted the killing of children and their mothers by israeli war criminals and that he cheered when phosphorus bombs were used by the israeli army on innocent civilians in residential areas. oh how the doctor cheered and hollered as the death count rose steeply!
1400 Palestinians.
13 Israelis.
says it all, innit.
fuck doctor dick, he’s a c’unt.
treatment terminated.
cc anticitizen
CLASS!
TaT, you should check your figures before making such wild allegations. There were 17 Israeli casualties and 1398 Palestinian. You distort the truth. No offence meant, just be more careful next time.
TaT,
You’re projecting once again, your rant is akin to a lunatics babbling*.
*Which it very possibly is!
these are the facts.
that is why zionist c’unts like you are fucked doctor dildo.
do the deal.
it is the only way.
Are these 1398 Palestinians the same bunch who took to the streets in a spontaneous display of joy when 300 office workers were murdered?
Hmmmm. Struggling to give a shit actually.
S’cuse me. 3000 office workers murdered.
if you don’t give a shit then keep your nose out of it.
simple innit.
just do the deal before you are forced to.
game over motherfucker, game over.
let us be quite clear: President Obama is not copping any of israel’s war crimes.
you motherfuckers are on your own from here-on-in.
on your heads be it.
Amen.
jgm2braincells,
what has that got to do with Palestinians or Iraqi’s or for that matter Afghans?
er, those 3000 people were murdered by saudi arabian terrorists.
let’s invade saudi arabia and carry out regime change from the fascist royal leadership to a modern democracy.
good idea, eh?
even israel would like that one so we may have found some common ground at last!
fuck off jgm and take your bullshit with you arsehole.
Actually Tat Saudi Arabia is the very first place I’d have nuked on Sept 12. As you rightly point out – they were Saudi terrorists.
I don’t suppose Afghanistan would have taken much persuasion then to hand over the rest.
You’ll be running out of targets at this rate!
As long as we run out of targets before we run out of ammunition then the jobs a good-un.
As Normal TaT is supporting terrorists because he’s a clueless idiot.
I think TaT’s point is that if you keep kicking a dog,don’t be surprised if it bites you
Summer drinks to dropping a nuclear bomb. How depressing.
do they do trunks in your size?
Champagne for all my friends….
Just back from littleone’s’ Year 6 Rock Production. Make-up, ear-rings, perfume, mobile phones and high heels.
Next year senior school – give me strength!!
For now we are off for a ‘proper’ family seaside holiday in Scarborough and a spell in dear old Denia.
So enjoy your’s too Guido and thanks for the chance you’ve given me to vent my spleen on here with like minded people.
Don’t know about you but I’m taking my laptop with me. Sad I know!!!!
OT.
We need more helicopters like this.
Kettling Mk 2
No! Olympic Training. That Talibans torso got a new world high-jump record.
You missed at least three of the fuckers.
Sounded like Canajuns by the way.
Guido is off for a month to the Maison Secondaire
I guess that’s a burglar’s charter then
I like the BBC advertising vid, but I am still not going to pay my license fee until they kick out Ross as they should have done at the time of his obscene phone call.
Whilst one wouldn’t like to impose hardship on the BEEB, it is possible to have a reasonable lifestyle on less than £600,000.pa.
A lot of license payers manage it on around ten pounds an hour or less.
I’d like to second that. I did pay this year’s £142-50, but very begrudgingly.
However, I would give them credit for Test Match Special. Henry Blofeld is (almost) worth the Licence Fee on his own….
Fuck the licence fee,and watch freddie on the interweb
you don’t need a TV licence to listen to the radio.
You don’t need a tv licence.
O/T sorry –
ITV just now is saying that SAS troops are waiting to go into action in Afghanistan but are grounded because our own SAS compatible helicopters are not available.
The MOD running around like headless chickens have managed to hire some foreign helicopters for the SAS to begin their operations but these too now have now been grounded tonight because HEALTH AND SAFETY requirements have not been completed!!!!
Talk about scrambled eggs. This shambles of a Labour government couldn’t win a coconut at a coconut shy in a village fete!!!
H&S requirements? In a fucking war zone? It’s like a fucking Monty Python sketch. Only funny.
attention to H&S might have prevented the Nimrod crash. The risk of mixing hot air with aviation fuel had been flagged up 2 years before.
That’s not H&S, that’s common sense.
H&S is when they say that there’s not enough seat belts in the chopper for the number of men, or that the height from the ground to the door requires a ladder as it’s 2’9″ rather than 2’6″ – IN A WAR ZONE.
FOR FUCK’S SAKE LET THE TRAINED SOLDIERS DO THEIR FUCKING JOB!!!
got your tin hat and ready to go are you steve the tramp?
no?
well shut the fuck up then you fucking wanker.
TwAT, I’m a damn sight nearer the war zone than you will ever be, and if Iran kicks off I’m the distance from London to Manchester away from it!
so that is a no.
shut the fuck up steve you are full of shit.
Well you do have to be careful in war zones you know – somebody might get hurt….
Although can you imagine the shit storm if we lost a load of SAS because of a dodgy chopper. The press would have a field day..
A dodgy chopper? Don’t they use penicillin for that?
Christ on a bike – short memories. This has already happened a couple of times.
Helicopters are unsafe at the best of times. They’re as safe as riding a motorbike while completely pissed even when nobody is shooting at you.
The statistics for helicopters are horrendous.
Just imagine what would happen today, if someone newly suggested the concept of a helicopter to the ‘elf and safety droids?
Could you imagine anyone being given permission to build one if it were a completely new idea??
Not sure if anyone here is familiar with the film ‘Office Space’ and the put-upon Milton. For some reason he reminds me of Bob Ainsworth.
Here you can see him securing the defence budget…
He’s more of a Derek Guyler (Pease Sir!) for my money.
So Guido is planning to retreat and while away the silly season in a Guinness-fuelled stupor, leaving us lesser mortals to amuse ourselves. Sounds eminently sensible – if troughing MP’s can take half the summer off, there presumably is rather less for the dedicated blogmeister to do business with, unless, of course, he is planning to leave a trusted co-conspirator to sweat it out during the dog-days of August.
Enjoy the break, Guido.
(P.S. It is to be hoped that little Miss Fawkes is over the flu, and capable of disrupting – sorry, enjoying – the holidays.)
That sounds very nice!
Sadly what with the train service being what it is (last direct night trains to and from London was killed off in 1968) and the fact that I am having to cover for a magazine editor who is on annual leave, I am afraid I am stuck here! Have a good time, Guido!
Incidentally
Brown dithers as soldiers die, Mandelson slithers, a normal Tuesday, then, really…
Oops! That was either train was or trains were…
Have a good holiday Guido. Will anybody be minding the shop while your away?
Some guest admin suggestions:
Tat the twat: everyone banned except himself, a month of intense self love
Hardwidge: site turned into Zen graphics fidelity shrine, all visitors cut wrists
Master Baiter: blogs about his gay fantasies for posh boys, especially Osborne
Okay, perhaps not
Mais Oui,Monsieur !!
Stolen generation Pt.1.
http://soundcloud.com/christian-j/stolen-generation-part-one
A professional analysis of the Family Court’s ‘Bible’ that justifies the ‘ least detrimental alternatives’ to the traditional family. “We have a generation of fathers who are shell-shocked, heartbroken”. It was Adolph Hitler who first said that people will take any reduction to their freedom if you tell them it is in the best interests of the children. Could we not have a non-detrimental alternative, Amfortas asks.
Sorry Guido you can’t go on holiday just yet.
What about PMQ’s tomorrow???!!!
PLEASE don’t desert us not just yet. Maybe in a week or two -
I have tickets booked for HenryVIII (you know the person in charge who throws anything handy to hand at his servants) at Scarborough Castle in August .
Go on holiday in August . That will be fine.
What would happen if Obamas autocue broke?
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2009/07/13/obamas_teleprompter_crashes_during_speech.html
Luckily he has a spare!
Another night hosing down the stained bedsheets, bandaging his blistered palms, listening to his ramblings and trying to avoid being “sprayed”.
Looking after a complusive wanker is not easy.
Have a good holiday mate
Guido – Here’s a Cheers to the summer !!!
A Prayer to our Men in Afghanistan that They Stay Safe!!!!
And a HOPE that gordon and mandy are deposed by the Autumn.
PLEASE GOD!!!
Good Night. God Bless.
God bless you nell.
you are alright for a tory and thankyou for joining the anti-war movement.
together, as a coalition, we will:
GET OUR BOYS OUT OF AFGHANISTAN!
TROOPS OUT NOW NO MORE BLOOD FOR BROWN!
THE C’UNTS NOT WORTH IT
FUCK BROWN HE IS AN AGENT OF AMERICAN INTERESTS FUCK HIM
SAVE OUR SOLDIERS
TROOPS OUT NOW!
“A ship in port is safe, but that’s not what ships are built for.”: Grace Murray Hopper
Good Hunting.
got your tin hat at the ready coward?
thought not.
so shut your mouth you spineless c’unt.
that’s better.
That sounds like the Minister who said yesterday that there would soon be “More helicopters on the ground in Helmand” – why the fuck would the troops want them on the ground, they are either in the air or unservicable!
If I recall the lies correctly they would be ‘on the ground’ sometime in the new year. So they’ll ship some parts out by Christmas and then claim they’re ‘in theatre’ awaiting deployment. Although ‘awaiting assembly’ would be closer to the truth.
You simply cannot believe a word that comes out of these liars mouths.
Do you think they’ll start shipping them out in bits, then say there are hundreds of ‘coptors out there?
GB said yesterday that there were 60% more than 2 years ago to huge applause from his own benches – except that the number of troops has risen by 100% in that time and we have only 10 choppers for 9,000 men.
Eight of them went through Wooton Bassett today with Full Honours, as usual not a Minister in sight
RIP +
Gordon could recruit Engineer. He’d get them assembled in a jiffy.
Engineer, fancy a trip 5,000 miles east? It’s safe there, honest…
There is so much scope for lying and misleading Parliament it is difficult to know where to start with closing down their options.
They could say ‘Three further shipments of helicopters left for Afganistan yesterday evening’ which might foolishly lead you to believe that at least three helicopters were flown down there overnight.
The reality though could be that the ‘shipments’ refered to three cases of spanners. Or that there were helicopters but small, teeny ones for flying Ben Brown and Kate Adie around in. Or that there are enough parts inside three shipping containers to theoretically assemble three helicopters and we just put them on a ship bound for Suez which should arrive in March.
Or it could be an outright lie.
There is simply no way of knowing and Labour have developed lying to such a fine art that you cannot frame an open enough or closed enough question to trap them in a lie. A fucking disgrace is what they are.
Enemies of the truth.
glad you are up for going to the front line steve.
when are you going?
oh, you aren’t going you are just talking a load of shit.
you are a total fucking wanker steve, aren’t you.
just a loud mouthed gobby spineless c’unt.
a total fucking waste of space.
fuck off tramp.
Send the choppers out in bits.
send our boys home…………
I’ll get me coat
jgm2 spot on
TwAT face, you really are a cnut aren’t you? This is like going into a battle of wits with an unarmed man, if you can’t engage and debate then fuck off back to your cave
you are just a spineless coward steve.
you aren’t worth a light you c’unt.
Have fun man. Accidently necked a bottle of Sapphire and feelihg really old. Love to fam – Dicky.
I would show them my ID card. ID cards will solve all our problems.
Yes. That sounds about right. Projection and anger are manifest in the subject known as ‘TaT’. And there is evidence of adolescent angst in the e e cummings style affectation of writing in lower case although the concomitent device of avoiding all punctuation was clearly too subtle.
I diagnose that the subject was the victim of a dominant father and indulgent mother and probably regularly beaten.
Though clearly not enough.
Doctor Freud.
oh, so you DO give a fuck.
make your mind up you dopey fucking cripple.
for fucks sake have you got alzheimers?
A nun at school use to say the same to me.
ERRRK! OOZEPRETTYBOYZEN! BALDIE!
People comment sagely about the recession but were quick to big themselves up while things were going well and trouser illusory gains from house prices rises. Meanwhile, the government has trimmed the excesses of boom and bust and helped create a more resilient economic climate. Apart from 20-20 hindsight and talking everyone into a bigger hole, what else have the Tories got?
A victory to look forward to?
Like Napoleon’s victory at Moscow?
Good restaurant that Borodino. I recommend it.
more resiliant economic climate , you must have lifted that out of the 1997 budget report .
you cant build anything sound on a debt ratio of 80% of GDP , most consider 30% is safe , its casinonomics all the way with broon labour .
tell you what hardwidge give us some firm figs on when UK growth will return , then you can have your discussion with as you term it “the dregs” on here
How does one trouser an illusory gain?
Cognitive thought’s not your strong point, is it?
I’m not a member of Labour.
Charles Hardwidge @ 3:16 pm, Thu 30th Apr 2009 on LabourList
Na night you sensible nutters
)
I’ll see ya at Guido’s piss up if :
a) I can the email thingy to work
b) I get invited
c) I can wear a paper bag on me head for security reasons
d) Ya don’t all laugh coz I know fuck all bout politics
Well , I know they’re all fuckin mingers , petal
E x .
e) I can construct a sentence wiv all the words in place
E x .
fuck off childcatcher.
note to reader: perhaps I was rather harsh with ewan/new girl this evening.
but that is politics and she will either have to toughen up or fuck off.
that is the game.
It is all style over substance, TaT. We all know you are a sweetie really.
He is afraid to be loved. Repeated betrayal of trust by a father who was nice while sober but extremely violent toward the young TaT while drunk has left him with a fear of developing close relationships with adults.
He also fears societies reaction to his natural tendency to prefer to express his affections towards children and projects that onto other adults.
Also his affectation with capital letters is reminiscent of a ‘safe zone’ in the teenage years probably as a result of a very understanding (male) teacher during his English ‘O’ Level.
Dr Freud
(his mark)
I would’nt recommend his seduction technique.
“Get em off,you fucking cripple”
Is he referring to your clothes or prosthethic leg? If the former, I think you should report him.
mind your manners. that’s top boy’s bird you are talking to.
I can’t fucking believe it, I’ve fucking pulled!
Come on big boy! give it to me! Or i’ll fucking maim you for life!
TaTees in love!
sounds like a nice little sworee , hope you have a good time and thanks for some interesting news pieces and laughs .
interesting bit on treasury questions aprt from usual non answer and denial govt initiatives havent worked . personal debt is £1.46 trillion pounds in may
peter mandelson has annouced there will be cuts in the next ten years oh dear i can hear a balloon burst and a nokia fly, good news is no euro for a few years .
Inflation figs some comfort , namely due to food prices falling due to lower crude prices , but it just goes to show , that as soon as demand picks up so will inflation , hes getting by for now on low interest and inflation , when activity picks up he has little choice but tax death scenario , he really should have ordered that spending review before the recovery , he could be going blind into a period of time when careful management of the economy will be required , as some bits are clearly starving to death , these will be lagging some way behind if not beyond repair .
he literally will not be able to see what needs repairing , nor will business , it is perhaps the worst decision a chancellor has ever made in uk history , backed up by the worst support of Uk priminister .
the big projects will not compensate the damage done elseware he has too much debt , imagine further along when annunities start making people weep for the next 5 years . Ime all for getting some confidence back , but without the spending review he could be forcing buisness to build on sand , let alone the more realistic prospect of a long weak recovery .
If they plan on comming clean , better not hide anything , public are are onto there lying
The best thing government can do for business is to leave it alone to get on with the job itself, and when possible, start to give tax breaks for Research and Development, and for Training. It would be good if government could give practical support and assistance to businesses looking to export. Then keep on top of public spending – try to get the tax take down when possible to give business and commerce more freedom.
It won’t be quick, or easy, but we’ll get there, as long as we can get the current excuse for a government off our backs as soon as possible.
Agreed, but pigs might fly – it’s in the nature of governments to interfere at every opportunity, particularly this government!
R&D tax credits are available and can amount to a useful lump of money, but the scheme is quite difficult and expensive to access. The rules and regulations are so complex that you really do need the help of an accountant who specialises in this work, and they don’t come cheap, usually insisting on a hefty fee downpayment in advance.
R&D grants are available in some areas, but usually paid in arrears which is sod all use. In my local area, the R&D grant application form states that ‘R&D grants are only available to companies that can afford to carry out the research and development work’ What???
UK Trade and Industry supposedly assists businesses that are trying to export. Unfortunately UKTI is one of the biggest and slowest gravy trains out there. Any application for asisitance from them will be tied up in red tape for months until either the business opportunity has gone, or the applicant has lost the will to live. Then UKTI will send you an email telling you about the ‘trade mission’ they have just been on to the Caribbean (I shit you not).
The biggest threat to small businesses now more then ever is cashflow, as customers drag their feet over payment and suppliers shorten their payment terms. What is needed are easily accessible, flexible short term loans – bypassing the banks.
That would be really useful, on the ground support. Then let businesses get on with doing business.
If Guido gets paid for people clicking on that rubbish poetry ad then fair play to him. What are the rules – $$s per Ip address clicking?
Sound.
I love Gordon Brown, he makes me feel so good about myself. You know, self-assured and all that jazz. At times like this we need a fellow Piggy to lead us to 2 legs rather than 4 legs.
Four legs good, two legs better!
Four legs good, two legs better!
Four legs good, two legs better!
Hello Piggy here.
I love Gordon
eh up guido lad does that mean the site will be closed ?
Saw you on tv this morning. You were acting up like a real class A plonker. What are you, six FFS?
No wonder the Aussies laugh at us.
TaT do wheel about with one of those electric buggies from the NHS?
So a certain Heath minister was telling ‘porkies on swine fly vacines’ when on the TV News the other day when he siad we would all have vaccinations and we were at the front of the queue and no one could have done any better.
Today……
“There’s no vaccine. One should be available soon, in August. But having a vaccine available is not the same as having a vaccine that has proven safe,” Chan told Britain’s Guardian newspaper.
LYING Its in Labours DNA they just can’t help it
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/18/20090715/thl-who-chief-doubts-speedy-swine-flu-va-5effa79.html
Sky had a report today in which Liam Donaldson said that the vaccine may not be ready for another 6 months and one in 200 people could die. Yesterday, the prediction was that Swine Flu would peak in Autumn/Winter. So many conflicting stories we just don’t know who to believe.
You just don’t believe a word a Labour politician says.
Simples.
Well its all guesswork to some extent – even if they have got all the science right and aren’t spinning it.
Note too “1 in 200 of … people ill enough to go to the doctors” could die -apparently thats the same as normal flu.
(but note, thats still a bit shit, esp if normal flu + swine flu doubles your risk).
Same as the constantly changing excuses about our reasons for being in Afghanistan. New labour are at 6s and 7s. They’ve lost the plot, … not that they ever had the plot.
Whay ae they getting away with these consistant twists and turns of the truth. They must be brought to account, starting at the very top, then defence, health, home office, energy the list goes on and on….the worry is GB can still pull the ‘national emergency card’ with the H1N1 problem growing by the minute, some excuse that would be, surely we the public would not except it?
“Whitehall Mole Prosecuting Jacqui Smith Over Expenses” opposite.
Excellent, more power to his elbow. Seeing some of these thieving parasites up before the courts is long overdue. I do hope she won’t be the last.
she is the poster girl for expenses, a fooking ugly one a that lad
I won’t put a cap on immigration vows the Home Secretary
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1199781/I-wont-cap-immigration-vows-Home-Secretary.html#ixzz0LJafHLMK&D
(Well its all about getting the vote out ain’t it…err!.. well um.. in this case ‘in’)
NuLabour screwing someone near you. Its in their DNA.
Alan Johnson said he won’t place a cap on immigrants, and he doesn’t lie awake at nights worrying about the stream of immigrants placing such a burden on public services. Not surprising really. On his salary he can afford to go private.
This just reinforces my belief that Labour will drain every last drop out of this country before they lose the next election.
He’s got to get his votes from somewhere!
This is frightening. Gordon Brown’s growing police state is getting out of hand and is a threat to us all:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/columnists/lizhunt/5828510/A-society-of-secret-lists-and-snoopers.html
This is awful! How many over-zealous councils have managed to blacklist people in this way?
It all started with Blunkett.
This is both chilling and sickening in equal measure. Too many publicly-funded jobsworths trying to reach their pitiful targets for chastising innocent, law-abiding members of the public.
I gave supporting the police some years ago when they took up the PC cause with such gusto. I doubt that I’m alone. And never mind a cull of quangos – it’s also time to get rid of whole swathes of council jobsworths too, along with their grand titles, ridiculous salaries, trips abroad and their generous pension schemes, set out to make our lives a misery.
Sorry, I gave UP supporting…..
I think next year’s Conservative government is going to have a lot of ‘rolling back the state’ jobs –
hopefully this will be one of their first – think how much money will be saved by sacking all these worthless jobsworths.
Guido, please can someone remove all the posts by “Thick as Thieves” and the responses to them? – It might actually make this thread readable…
PS Enjoy your drinks on Thursday, and keep up the good work – Only Broon to get now!
Would love to come and buy you a pint Guido. Thurs v difficult, Friday would be much better for all your non-London fans…but I’ll try and get there thurs if you’ll have me..
Do go and have a glass of wine for me. Red, of course!
Fen folks don’t do London – well only when we have to little one down there to hospital. I really hate the place – no fields and open spaces.
apologies for my grammar – I meant of course ‘to take’
I’m a bit of a country girl too Nell, but very adaptable where pinot on offer..!
Always think of James Herriot talking about London – you have to take big steps and little uns…
Guido yet to invite me …I may be NFI . But if I get there I will at least have a glass of blush for you, ‘stead of red!
It’s gonna be logistically impossible for me to be in London tomorrow as I have other more important things to do on Friday here in Spain, TaT will surely be pleased!!
Nell, if your holidaying in Denia, bring plenty of factor 50, it’s been ‘redders’ here and set to continue.
NewGirl have a Pinot for me, all that Pinot eh, well pissed?
Buen viaje Guido, espero nos vemos pronto.
Ahh shame Misog…
Know what you mean, Nell – I’ve been to London twice in my life and hated it both times. I like to feel I’m near greenery and clear air, and London is too big, too claustraphobic, and far too up itself for my taste. (No offence meant to Londoners – each to their own.)
It would be fun to meet some of the interesting people who contribute to this blog, there seems to be a fairly good cross-section of ‘middle Britons’ (if such a classification exists). But not this time.
NG – if you do make it, have a glass for me, and wish Guido well!
I think I’m going to make it at some point, but will anyone I know be there at all? ? ? !
The elderly will have to fork out up to £20,000 to pay for their respite care as the burden placed on public services will be too great.
Nothing about the burden on public services created by all the immigrants coming in.
And how much do they pay in Scotland? Errrr…. nothing.
Quite!
You could always spend your retirement in Scotland. Nothing keeping you in England.
another stealth tax and redistribution of wealth by the back door, a disgrace.
And for those who perfer to spend their money like water and save nothing, presumably the state will look after them free of charge? As always, those who are sensible with their money and put something away for a rainy day will be penalised.
Most of us have been sensible with their money. It’s us who will have to support the people who couldn’t care less.
The sooner we get out of the UK, the better.
…sorry – I meant OUR money.
hoof.
So you’ve got enough to pay for fully private care when you’re old?
Or are you going to come back when you’re completely knackered and have no other option, like Ronnie Biggs. I did meet a chap with an alternative plan, that he went through with – A shotgun.
PS: I have nothing constructive to say about this, so “bloody hell its going to cost a lot”.
It’s worse than that.
Reduce benefits for the disabled to subsidise this + make people pay £20,000 for anything more than ‘basic’ social care = elderly still selling their houses to pay for social care + even greater impoverishment for those least able to help themselves. And I’m not talking about the bad back brigade who have more in common with MPs than anyone else.
But of course this is only one of three suggestions for public debate. 1997 Blair said sorting out care of the elderly was a matter of urgency. One man’s urgent is another’s ‘put it off til tomorrow’.
Care home fees are £20,000+ now, so how far will this “insurance” go? It’s just a wind up so they can introduce something which doesn’t seem so bad later on, but of course there won’t be a later on for Labour.
The Tories will be left with all these problems including the massive one of public sector pensions. We need some kind of 3 party co-operation on these problems (or issues to put it in the right jargon). Will we get it?
281,000 people lost their jobs in the 3 months to May. It’s the biggest quarterly rise in unemployment on record.
Pity gordon and bob’not up to the job’ weren’t amongst them.
They’re still harping back to 1996 when the unemployment figures matched those of today. There are still a huge amount of people who don’t realise how bad this recession is. They haven’t been adversely affected by it all yet.
Please remember there is alot of ‘hidden’ unemployment, it’s those tractor stats again, the real figure is much higher.
I’m one – and there are many more. Not registered, not claiming. Living off redundancy payment and savings which hopefully will not run out before I secure another job. But mid fifties, white, British male I ‘aint top of the list….
You have my sympathies. I’ve been out of work since April and I can’t get another job. We’re seriously thinking of renting our house and leaving. We can’t afford to live here to any reasonable standard on my partner’s salary.
well im exactly the same here. Paid my stamp all my life. Go to job centre, 80% non white. I’m not entitled to job seekers. I have to phone 0845 number to find out why. All they do is process people for the figures. Never once have I been offered help to actually get a job. I have applied for many and I’m not stupid by any means. No one even bothers to reply. They say they may pay my stamp if I keep going to the job centre. I admit I’m very depressed. Never thought it would come to this.
407 I hope you find something, but since you (and I) are on Hattie Manhater-Harperson’s hit list of undesirables I wouldn’t hold your breath.
Anonymous.
Keep your chin up, mate. Something will turn up, I’m sure. This is my third redundancy in my working life. You sort of get immune after a certain amount of time, although I realise that doesn’t help you.
If you just need to get out of the house, try voluntary work. I did that for a while and made a lot of friends, some of whom have proved to be really good ones.
I wish you luck.
Them figures will be absolutely blown out of the water once this years cohort of unemployable graduates hit the figures. I believe the government has pulled a few strokes to avert that happening until the New Year though. They will however, be effectively unemployed already since, if I remember right, final exams were out of the way by now.
I’d estimate an additional half million at least unemployed just from this years graduates and school leavers.
That figure of unemployment ‘topping out’ at 3.2 million will prove to be wildly optimistic.
I’ll be at least four million. And possibly five million by the time somebody does the necessary with the public sector. Remember, since 2001 there are an additional million hidden there who should be unemployed already.
My spouse works for a company who supplies the NHS. One of their PCT’s has avoided paying a rather large invoice for over 2 months. If they don’t pay up soon, my spouse will also be joining the ranks of the unemployed.
Good it’s starting to work then.
…and you are gainfully employed, I presume?
You’ll find that anybody can put in any name they like on this forum. That comment is not mine. If you see what I mean.
Although, for the record I haven’t worked since March 2001.
No point working when you don’t have to either. I’m on tax strike.
I’m invisible to the figures too.
With you jgm2 on that one. The one comfort in unemployment is that I am not paying tax to those thieving, incompetent *astards to squander on useless social engineering projects. Hanging from lamp posts just is not going to be good enough…………….
Yes, I’ve got three shirts on, I’m invisible, except at Tesco for the points.
Did anyone catch the Fallout program on BBC2?
…..and, on a brighter note my hedgehog has just come back from the dead. The hole was dug, the spade poised for burial, he took a deep breath, made an unmistakable movement, and was thus spared burial. Now in cardboard box with hot water bottle he is sleeping soundly. I have his sugary, watery drink ready. Hedgehogs are a nocturnal animal.
Hedgehogs have existed for more than 15 million years, and never hurt anybody. Haven’t started any wars, ruined the planet, taken anybodies’ human rights away, haven’t claimed (via god) that they’re exclusively in the right etc etc. We humans have a lot to answer for, particularly politicians
Excellent news – and they consume lots of slugs. When recovered, would you like to release it in House of Commons???
Hugh, I wouldn’t be so cruel!
I gather that the old bread-and-milk feed is not good for them, at least not in any quantity. The hedgehogs that visit my parents’ garden do enjoy their nightly saucer of catfood, though, and clear up dried mealworms with gusto (saucer of water also supplied). The slug population seems diminished as well.
Good luck with the prickley one, but watch out for the fleas….
I was talking about hedgehogs the other day. When we were little they were always about, now I haven’t seen one even as a victim of an RTA for years. What a shame. Hope yours recovers well.
I gather badgers are about the only predator that can deal with them, and the badger population has been on the rise for a while. Hedgehogs are doing OK in suburbia where there are plenty of gardens, but not so well in farming areas – maybe the badger link has something to do with this.
Here’s a pretendy email fiver, Guido *******£5******* Have a drink on me, and have a splendid month’s holiday away from The Smoke.
@—’—,— Dearie me this damned keyboard won’t draw me a decent rose…
OT
China’s foreign reserves top 2 trillion quid.
Do you remember when our miracle economy, modestly acclaimed at every single opportunity as being his own work by the miracle chancellor, Gordon Brown was going great guns? You remember, from 2001 to 2007.
When house prices were going up 10 and 15% per year even though our wages were only going up 3%? Do you remember?
When we were remortgaging our houses, borrowing 100bn quid a year and buying foreign holidays, foreign cars and foreign plasma TVs? Do you remember?
When Gordon Brown was borrowing 40bn quid a year more than he was receiving at the peak of the biggest boom in history? On top of all his hidden PFI expenditure.
And modestly acclaiming himself as a miracle worker and ‘prudent’ and that he would never go over total debt of 40% of GDP. Even though he’d already doubled national debt since 2001.
Do you remember?
Do you know where all that borrowed and squandered money ended up?
You do now.
Sorry. 2 Trillion dollars. 1.2 billion quid. Point stands.
OFFS. 1.2 trillion quid. Arrrrggggghhh.
I like beautiful blogs!
The Telegraph is reporting that swine flu could kill one in every two hundred people infected.
If that figure is right then more than 70,000 deaths can be expected if 25% of the popuation catch .
I am glad I have my Tamiflu ready.
Dear George Osborne
“Son”.
Sorry but Osborne is genetically imperfect, no relation there methinks.
“glad to see your showing an interest in the family business”.
No interest in business just in what colours they sell to brothels!
“As soon as we get the charter I’ll be in touch. We’re asking her highness to approve the wording ” as used in Balmoral and Craigton”.
And Higham Lane, Nuneaton, England don’t forget to add that.
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
Scotch is also at an undisclosed Westminter location on Thursday.
He hopes that talking about himself in the third person will make him sound cool.
Nice shades BTW.
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I’d have loved to have a beer with you Guido but am holding my own (ooooh, matron) up in the East Mids (north of Watford).
Have a big fat pint of Pedigree for me, failing that, Guiness will do nicely…
It’s been fun as always and I really appreciate all you do and the humour of those who turn up regularly to vent their spleen. Have un bon vacances.
Hang on, whose “running” the hoontry whilst you’re not here? It’s pretty obvious we don’t need a feckin’ useless “parliament” to do so if they can walk away for weeks considering everything that’s goin’ down GLOBALLY!
Missing you already…mwa, mwa.