July 11th, 2009

Explain this One to Michelle

What is the Excuse this Time?So the explanation for staring at the Brazilian girl’s ass was that he was moving out of her way.  Sure he was.  So now explain his point of view in relation to this French derriere

Michelle might buy it once, but twice?  It is clear to every guy what these two presidents have been comparing during the photo line-up.

Via : Englishman’s Castle


  1. 1
    peter carter-fuck says:

    At least the French and Americans know that their leaders like to look at girls’ arses.

  2. 2
    Engineer says:

    Guido, are you trying to destabalise the Western world by getting the President of the US of A disembowelled by his wife?

    • 10
      Anonymous says:

      I heard a classic line on Radio 4 this morning

      “Michelle Obama is belived to have descended from Africans”

      • 85
        Out of Africa says:

        At least that isn’t factually wrong…

        Her husband, however, is more likely to be a reptilian from Alpha Draconis, and not descended from any earth creature.

    • 129
      St George Guffaws says:

      Hope so !
      Hope !

  3. 3

    Both America and Britain have structural issues, or, as I’ve put it before, the Anglo-Saxon model has broken fundamentals. But, that’s fixable with a bit of kung-fu. Labour get this but the Tories aren’t there yet.

    Obama had an Asian upbringing. he gets subtle and society in a way that the right-wing don’t. Plus, he comes from a disadvantaged class and was raised by his grandmother. This means something.

    Welcome to the future.

    • 14
      Anonymous says:


    • 26
      Aaron A Aardvark says:

      You’re saying that after 12 years of Labour, Britain’s a broken country? Exactly how long does it take your beloved Labour party to sort it out?

      How about starting with the basics.

      Mixed-sex NHS hospital wards, for example.

      • 33
        The Admiral says:

        I spent some time in one of them.

        I’m trying to see your point……….

    • 67
      Mr Slater's Parrot says:


    • 86
      elusivelestoc says:

      Your irony is most amusing.

    • 120
      In touch with my fundamentals says:

      Could you please get a grip on reality before posting?

      If your plan for Government is a bit of kung fu, may I respectfully suggest you are not ready for primetime?

    • 127
      Charles_E_Hardwank says:


    • 130
      St George Spits says:

      he comes from a disadvantaged class and was raised by his grandmother.

      Really ?
      Admittedly his father abandoned the family to attend Harvard but his grandmother was one of the first female bank VPs in Hawaii.

  4. 4

    Dear All

    Why is the French President hovering about looking at Obama, patently he should be stareing at ass too.

    Actually it looks like Obama is looking at her lower back, I get the Feminazi Ass Police can get back to munching their bacon butties.

    The lower back Police have jurisdiction, here.

    Yours sincerely

    George Laird
    The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University

    • 6
      barefootcontessa says:

      C’est la vie, avec les hommes.

    • 71
      barefootcontessa says:

      Variation on a theme. Sarkozy says to Obama……. “Zat eez a great Frensh car zat Mergane, and vot an arrrrse!

      • 101
        Bordeaux Binger says:

        At least they appear to be admiring a female arse. I wish we could say the same of most of the male members of British cabinet.

    • 79
      Hamish says:

      Dear George,
      You are clearly bold, energetic, and have the gift of the gab.
      But you have revealed that you live on benefits.
      Can’t be Disability benefit because to receive that, your disability has to stop you working.
      Not Job-Seekers allowance surely? To get that you would have to spend most of your time actively seeking employment.

      • 104

        Dear Hamish

        Thank you for taking an interest in me but alas I fear that you are just searching in the dark.

        Have access to a torch?

        Also writing doesn’t translate to having the ‘gift of the gab’.

        The operation I had makes that less probable and it is fully documented.

        Yours sincerely

        George Laird
        The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University

      • 106

        Dear Hamish

        I almost forgot, why don’t you join the complain queue behind my stalker who recently made false allegations that I was working.

        Better still, call the Police.

        Yours sincerely

        George Laird
        The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University

  5. 5
    Sexy says:

    Sarkozy says: “Hey Obama, you see that? That’s a Gordon Brown and Peter Mandelson free zone – go for it!”

  6. 7

    Sorry typo should read

    Actually it looks like Obama is looking at her lower back, I guess the Feminazi Ass Police can get back to munching their bacon butties.

  7. 8
    Anonymous says:

    While we have to put up with Gay Gordon the Premier mincer.

  8. 11
    Trough Mixture says:

    I don’t think one gets a comprehensive view of a French vehcle until one has popped the boot….

  9. 13
    Ken Tynan's Back(side) says:

    Oh Quel Cul Tu as!

  10. 15
    just_passing says:


  11. 17
    Anonymous says:

    I cannot imagine the happily-married, normal and patriotic Geoge Bush doing this. And the fact that the neither the BBC nor the press has published any photos of him doing so, we can be sure he never did.

    • 21
      barefootcontessa says:

      No, butter wouldn’t melt in his mouth would it? What a wonderful man! He preferred to perpetrate gross misjustice than do the normal thing, and look at another woman lasciviously.

    • 83
    • 90
      Shotgun Willy says:

      Don’t you remember the funniest ever spiel of the Bush administration – the comedy turn done by Mrs Bush? She implies she can’t get any, cos Junior is always whacked and crashed out on the sofa at 9.30pm. I haven’t heard that contradicted anywhere… still, it’s probably less dangerous than shooting snipe off your hunting partner…

    • 131
      St George Spits says:

      Bush didn’t regard summit meetings as opportunities to drag kids and mother-in-law along for some tourism on the taxpayer either.

      So-called charismatic leader with nasty grasping wife, should sound familiar, eh ?

  12. 18
    barefootcontessa says:

    Off beam, off subject, and off your head! CH, you don’t half talk some shit! Have you been after lunch drinking? You’re not generally so incoherent!

  13. 19
    nell says:

    I bet Sarah Brown would be pleased to have a photo like that published of her husband.

  14. 20
    tired and jaded says:

    This sort of problem would not arise if they held their international junkets in Saudi Arabia.

  15. 24
    Dack Blog says:

    Only natural. Men who appreciate a bit of arse outdoors usually appreciate it indoors as well. I’d be worried if they didn’t look. I can’t walk by a decent barechested toolbelted scaffolder in the summer without a sneaky peek, if I’m honest.

    • 35
      barefootcontessa says:

      Is that by chance this summer’s latest fashion for girls………”.bare chested and tool belted”? Must try it, can’t resist the latest vogue.

      • 38
        Adrian Prole says:

        Bare chested girls suits me just fine, but “tool-belted”? – dear God, please forget the strap-on.

      • 39
        Dack Blog says:

        I only notice the fellas – and that particluar fashion’s been around since… well, at least since I hit puberty and first started noticing it.

      • 47
        Engineer says:

        Some years ago, I worked in a large Design Office with quite a few youngish draughtsmen and several young ladies who looked after the clerical and technical clerk duties. One in particular had a very fine pair of legs, and used to extract many an admiring glance. If she walked down the office during mini-skirt weather, heads would pop out from behind drawing boards (we still had them then!) following her progress. The girls, however, hit back by posting a sign by their area saying “Warning – Bum Watch Zone” – and they awarded a prize at the Christmas do for the nicest bum in the office.

        It was all good-natured, lots of fun and nobody took it too far. Added greatly to the good atmosphere of the office. One of the senior managers, a gentleman of generous proportions, used to sidle crab-wise past the girls’ area with his back to the office walls – usually to much good-natured giggling and requests to turn round.

        Happy days…

        • 53
          Adrian Prole says:

          Some years ago, we were being moved out of our office, into an open plan area which was full of girls. Our manager said, in front of the girls’ manageress, “I’ve had a word about all the belching and farting that goes on, and she’s agreed to ask the girls to stop it”.

    • 94
      Cigar Smoking Man says:

      I noticed your handle is an anagram of D’Back log.

      To talk about office atmospheres – I was an articled clerk in a City accountants in the days before computers, and my company employed a dozen young typists. They were good, but you still had to review their work – in the typing room. The typists were arranged on three sides of the room facing in, and on a low platform. You OTOH got a short table on the fourth side. Did it get hot in there.

  16. 25
    RavingMad says:

    Bum job but someone’s gotta do it – this is what it means to be Da Presidentas

  17. 27
    The Beast Of Clerkenwell says:

    Wacko Jocko would have pursed his lips and minced away
    The fucking poof

  18. 29

    Obama, like Gordon Brown, is a great world leader. Gordon has the big vision and the big policies to take Britain forward. The simple fact is Cameron does not. The photo at the top of this page shows great world leader Obama, but it doesn’t show Gordon, so I won’t print it off and put it on my bedside cabinet, next to the box of Kleenex. I have a big A4 photo of Gordon there.

    Keep up the good work, Gordon!

  19. 30
    Silvio Berlusconi says:

    And I bet she (Like WacKo Jocko) takes it up the shitter

    • 42
      Engineer says:

      Ah-ha! Three o’clock on a Saturday afternoon and we’ve found the level! Right down to the bottom, as it were…

  20. 36

    WhoComments@guidofawkes explanation = pictures can be deceiving, see: Was Obama Really Giving a Woman A Once Over? http://is.gd/1uMtP #Obama

    • 44
      excellentcatblogger says:

      Not so much a woman, as a 17 year old Brazilian called Mayora Tavares. And yes Sarko is the one in trouble as your clip shows.

      • 82
        barefootcontessa says:

        Apologies to the French for my German rendition………

        Sarkozy says to Obama…..”I vunder, could zat drrress she’s wearing be
        ‘coutured’ by our famous Frensh dress designer Givenchy? Eet feetz qvite vell, I must order vun for Carla, peut-etre en gris. zat Carla of mine, she eez so demure!

  21. 40
    nigella says:


    enough frivolity, please sort out all the shit that is happening in Afghanistan – your country needs you.

    • 46
      nell says:

      I wish Guido could sort it out – sadly there’s a vicious battle being fought in Helmand and we’ve got much worse news to come.

      Richard Pendlebury of the Mail -who is out there with our lads, said he lay in the dark last night listening “for hours on end” to the medical evacuation helicopters, removing the dead and the injured from the battle.

      We know how many dead but notice how the govt never tell us how many injured?

      • 50
        excellentcatblogger says:

        Yes the number of injured is never mentioned. But even more sinister is that they have a gagging order in effect whereby if an injured soldier or their family speak to the press then any compensation due will be forfeit. Some of the injured soldiers are dependent on compensation awards for the rest of their lives. What is certain is that an injury that killed say in the falklands War, would not now as battlefield healthcare is that much better.

        So the injured stats will be very high.

        • 100
          Anonymous says:

          at least they were honest then and told us. Labour just cant help spinning even about the battlefield injured.

        • 113
          Steve Expat says:

          The injured stats ARE very high, probably 10 times the dead, so nearly 4000 from Iraq and Afghanistan – but as you say they are banned from talking to the press about it.

          I would love to see one of them take the govt to the EU cou.rt under freedom of expression rules.

      • 97
        Cigar Smoking Man says:

        The USA reputedly operates an accounting procedure in Iraqi that if death from injuries occurs after leaving Iraq, or in hospital facilities in Iraq, or even on the battlefield evacuation helicopter, it is not to be counted as a direct fatality. Official US fatalities in Iraq do seem to me remarkably low, given the troop numbrs. Combat deaths vs injuries ratios are not as unpredictable as you might think. Knowing one, it is possible to estimate the other.

  22. 41
    Anonymous says:

    Liebour apologist speaks … three people (one in Sunderland, one in Glasgow and one in Whitehall) listen.

  23. 43

    Honestly, this level of discussion is like listening to a bunch of armchair footballers argue over whether the goal was open or not. It’s just talk and doesn’t mean a thing.

    Maybe it’s just me but I’d rather talk about the facts and see less macho posturing over whose political party has the bigger willy. Let’s face it guys: you’re just atmosphere.


    • 56
      Master Baiter's Mum says:


    • 87
      Master Baiter's Dad says:

      Thank goodness I left home long before this little brat was born!

    • 95
      Mr Slater's Parrot says:


    • 98
      Cigar Smoking Man says:

      You champagne socialists really do despise the working class, don’t you. But you don’t dare call the Companies Act regarding going concerns on football clubs, as half of them wouldn’t be there next week, and you’re too close to the fan.

    • 121
      Princess Anne says:

      Naff orf!

      Can we list some facts about you? I’ll start:

      You are a fuckwit.

      You just talk and don’t mean a thing.

      No-one listens to you.

      Your view of the world is about as relevant as 2 year old watching the Teletubbies.

      My horses (even the dim grey mare) make more sense that you.

      I’d rather shag a fencepost than a Hardwidge.

  24. 45
    Adrian Prole says:

    Is that piece of totty in the photo gobbing on the EU symbol?

  25. 48
    Acid Rabbi says:

    It’s a very nice arse. Obama’s a bloke. He is, therefore, going to stare at it, just like any bloke would.

    Michelle is a woman. Women, like men, have brains. As such, she probably realised a long time ago that men will stare at women with nice arses.

    OK, Obama. We’ve established that you’re not a pervert, merely at the mercy of your Y chromosome. Now prove you’re not a sexist by crediting your wife with at least a little intelligence.

    Tell you what though: it really is a VERY nice arse, isn’t it? ;-)

  26. 51
    Porky Pies MP says:

    It’s great that after all the years of feminsm and all the ‘more women in politics’ lobby comes to this. The real life sight of male world leaders salivating over nice female arses. Harriet Harman must be fuming (especially as hers is rather broad-beamed and unattractive these days.

    • 57
      nell says:

      You couldn’t imagine them giving our harriett, tessa, beckett or jacqui a second look could you!

      • 76
        Augeas says:

        No. The funny thing is, as they were clearly not promoted Berlusconi-style for their looks (and availability?) what were they promoted for? Competence? I don’t think so.

      • 89
        Acid Rabbi says:

        I bet they’d have a look at Julia Goldsworthy’s, though, even if she does dress in stuff even your granny wouldn’t look at in a charity shop.

  27. 54
    Dame Sybil Crumb says:

    Monsewer Sarkozy never looked at me like that…….is it my Old Spice?

  28. 55
    Wm T Sherman says:

    In the photo where Obama is checking out the Brazilian kid’s butt, he looks like he has “boner pants,” i.e. a strategic positioning of the legs and hips to tent and conceal a rampant stiffy.

    I already despised this guy for ruining the United States. His lack of class is just the cherry on top, and he has demonstrated it time and again.

    His Klingon wife M’chelle may put him out to sleep on the First Couch for a while. She is probably sharpening her ba’atleth as we speak.

    O can’t hold a candle to Silvio Berlusconi, though. “It’s good to be the king.”

    • 111
      Silvio Berlusconi's Penis Pump Implant says:

      Silvio is the King of Class !

      There’s nothing classier than a 72 year old doing a teenage girl, leering at girls with his aritificially enhaced erection clearly in view and hiring prostitutes.

  29. 58
    Fifi says:

    1) Brown is an arseHOLE man

    2) this has made me laugh SO MUCH.

  30. 59
    nell says:

    I’ve been racking my brains trying to think of a man in government that I would like to eye like that.

    I can’t think of a single one that is even borderline good looking.

  31. 60
    Anonymous says:

    At least he’s normal, not like that f’ucked-up weirdo Brown

  32. 61
    ian e says:

    Looks like she’s a good Christian – turning the other cheek.

  33. 62
    Hole watcher says:

    Michelle Obama’s arse is getting bigger every week.

    • 78
      Engineer says:

      Being surrounded all day by politicos, visiting heads of state, interns and security men, she never gets a minute to sneak off to let go a good fart or two. So if it’s all bottled up, her arse is bound to swell up, isn’t it….

      • 133
        kit says:

        You’re probably right. It’s good to know we have someone with medical expertise commenting here.

  34. 62
    nell says:

    Obviously the G8 summit wasn’t exactly a showcase for feminism and such.

    I smiled when I read that Col.Gaddafi stayed in a tent pitched in the Summit’s grounds, protected by his all-female team of bodyguards dressed in blue and gold.

  35. 64
    Dirty Rat says:

    Looking at your neighbours flowers is OK – picking them is another thing.

  36. 65
    VotR says:

    Nic and Barack both agree that Last Tango in Paris is a great movie, for obvious reasons.

  37. 68
    Mr Slater's Parrot says:


  38. 72

    Comments (69)


  39. 73
    Trough Mixture says:



    The bloke above – Under Secretary of State for Defence and Minister for Veterans, Kevan Jones has just been interviewed by the Pravda 24 totty. It was clear from his replies that he did not have hour-one of military service under his belt and believes that ‘defence’ policy is bound to be embraced by troops because of it’s McTwattian origins. The fellow is a full weight, nodding-dog asshole. Perhaps that fits in nicely with Field Marshall Ainsworth’s elaborate and well thought out programme?

  40. 75
    Kellogs the Salty Dog says:

    “I’ll pull her on like an old seaboot”!

  41. 80

    typical bloke, nice arse, lwts stare at it.

  42. 88
    Anita Nobasis says:

    Imagine if Gordon Brown did that her arse would fall off by end of day !

  43. 91
    Porky Pies MP says:

    Sarky’s got Carla Bruni who has a beautiful backside where, when bent down, you might just be able to park the front wheel of a racing bicycle. We’ve got Harriet Harman and you’d be able to park a Harley D in that one.

  44. 92
    Exiled In Wales says:

    Sarkozy – is it spit roast for dinner Barry?

  45. 96
    African Grey says:


  46. 103
    alex taylor says:

    go on Obama , jiz on it, Bill would

  47. 108
    Cyco Billy says:

    Sarko to O’bama: “I think she’s noticed you nicked one of those stars – didn’t they give them out in your school?”

  48. 110
    Silvio Berlusconi says:

    Rank amateurs.

    I’d have called her a prostitute who was gagging for it, thrust a few Euros into her hand, have my Security men whisk her into a nearby room and then impress her as I activated my Penis Implant and she could sit in awe as it inflated. *Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*

  49. 114
    This-is-better-than=watching-Big-Brother says:

    Better that he stared at the woman’s derriere than Sarkozy’s.
    One has got to have order and normality in this queer old world.

  50. 118
    Anonymous says:

    Show us the video, or it’s a photoshop job.

  51. 119
    mitch says:

    No wonder gordon cant fit in he just wouldn’t see the attraction.

  52. 122
    Anonymous says:

    “Zut alors, Barak, you’ll find it looks even better from my height!!”

  53. 123
    ard♠vaark says:

    Very quiet in here – WWWWoooooooooooOOOOOOooooo……….scary :-((

  54. 124
    pigs in space says:

    When in Rome ….

    at least Obama is showing he has good taste and decent eyesight, of course the idea that a Democratic President would actually stray is inconcievable, just ask JFK or Bill Clinton

  55. 126
    ard♠vaark says:

    This is, of course, a form of racism – perpetuating negative sterotypes (Sun Journalism for short). Very sad.

  56. 128
    Charles_E_Hardwank says:

    Heterosexuals spotted in the American/EU hegemony!

    The only solution is to increase immigration.

  57. 136
    Henry Crun says:

    Guido, at the risk of being accused of pedantry, why the use of the word “ass”. Are you pandering to an American audience? Granted they may not know the difference between “arse” and “ass”, but in this part of the world and ass is a donkey.

    As regards the picture, perhaps POTUS is wondering why Michelle’s derriere is twice the size of the delectable French one.

  58. 137
    Kick one they all limp says:

    Sarkosy’s ASSistant is ASSesed for her ASSets

  59. 139
    rockinon says:

    This image tells us a lot more about photography and the truth contained/revealed in/by images. Rip an image free of its context in time, cut only 1/1000th of a second from the fabric of time, and you do not always get an image that accurately represents the full moment. As a former newsphotographer, I worked for more than three decades at a couple of papers, I have seen this time and time again.

    This image reveals more about the news organizations that gather and present our news than it does about Obama.


  60. 140
    Sir Michael Shite's skidmarked pants says:

    McTwat prefers to look and play with Mandy’s arse as does the entire readership of the Guardian.

  61. 142
    Anonymous says:

    Cracks appear among the G8 summit meetings

  62. 144
    Auntie Flo' says:

    I spy Bill Clinton Mark II

  63. 146

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Rod Liddle on the loony UN sexism special rapporteur:

“There is more sexism in Britain than in any other country in the world, according to a mad woman who has been sent here by the United Nations.

Rashida Manjoo is a part-time professor of law at Cape Town University in the totally non-sexist country of South Africa (otherwise known as Rape Capital Of The World).

Mrs Magoo has been wandering around with her notebook and is appalled by the sexist “boys’ club” culture here, apparently.

I don’t doubt we still have sexism in the UK. But is it worse than in, say, Saudi Arabia, d’you think, honey-lamb? Or about 175 other countries? Get a grip, you doolally old bat.”

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