Rich & Mark’s Monday Morning View
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Sadly one Waco is still with us. More soldiers have died in Afghanistan and I make no apology in requesting you read these great words at my blog.
No one in the world should live without sufficient daily food, drink, warm lodgings and a copy of my book Portraits of Courage to read every night…except of course rural English and Royal Marines in Helmand Province.
Oaf GuidOrcs, you posted this and should be ashamed.
If you can’t understand the poignancy of the death of someone who spanned four decades of people’s parties, and celebrations like weddings, christenings and anniversaries, you are a bigger idiot than people think.
How old are you?
With your belly you should be careful about heart disease yourself.
MB, it’s a jeer at NuLabour’s disdain for Englishness yet rampant and ferocious promotion of all other provincial cultures in our United Kingdom, and also accusing Gordon of inadequate provision of wages and weapons to the troops.
Didn’t you read this man’s hypocritical piece in the Independent? Don’t you understand that personal industry and saving is what rescues people from poverty, not alms and stolen public largess? Why is it Gordon and Tony are swimming in money siphoned from the treasury, when our brave champions in the field have no bullets and live on the stalest bread and brackish water?
Guido was not the author of the comment, stop sullying this blog to attack it’s creator with low (and dull) insults.
Listen you utter prick,
Read Guido’s post about the fiasco of trying to get his sick daughter seen and treated by the shower of shit that passes for the NHS.
My daughter who is 2 has recently had a medical problem, not life threatening, but not pleasant.
After taking her to hosiptal three weeks ago we have now been given an appointment to see a consultant for 30th of fucking September.
So she has to suffer with this for three fucking months before she even see’s a doctor, never mind gets treated.
I could understand a shite NHS if they had starved it of funds, but these useless fuckers have thrown 10’s of billions at it, and it’s still shite.
Give me back my taxes and I’ll go private, which is what we are going to do any way.
Thats what matters to most people not the death of some over hyped wierdo who spent most of his life in utter luxury, when children are dying here and all over the world, who have known nothing but abject misery.
Get some perspective in your life you pointless bell end.
W.W.
NO 136 you are Charly e Smallwidge ! YOURRRRRRRRRRRR BARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRED
I actually think it is one the best cartoons they have ever done.
Though to be fair, not a very high bench mark.
W.W.
no no WW, the kamikaze one they did with ball and brown where I supplied the punchline was the best one they ever did.
it sold for the most amount of dollars on ebay so it must be, innit.
Pity this is only a cartoon
And with your rimming habits, Baiter, you should be wary of mononucleosis infection.
BTW, when was the last time the NHS gave you a free ECG?
As I’ve said before: you’ll be fat in 20 years time too.
Mater Baiter @ 136?
The poor mite sees Guido as a mother figure now.
There, there, M B. Can’t be much fun hanging around Gordo’s gimps but Guido’ll let you visit here if you moderate your temper tantrums.
THIS is what you call entertainment.
You left out pensioners, hard working families struggling to pay for benefit hand outs to spongers and the workshy, smokers, car owners,homeowners and anyone else directly targeted to contribute to the Gordon Brown benevolent fund for anybody but the employed.
This cartoon was based on good ideas but it’s been poorly executed. richandmark aren’t in the big league yet and they’ve demonstrated it here.
Great words indeed.
Sobering words to start the week – how much longer are we going to have to endure this odious arrogant government?
The cartoon is right. We are on the never-neverland express at the moment and gordon’s the only one that doesn’t believe that.
I was about to read the fine words your blog then I see Charles E Hardwidge had crashed the wake and posted Labour propaganda on there.
Three lads lost their lives over the weekend.
Agreed Charly Smallwidge should be banned from the planet ! just left a complaint on OR hope he kicks him off like Guido !
I don’t get it.
what has ozzy osbourne got to do with the terrible state of this nation’s finances?
I love to Ozzy Osbourne as the next Chancellor – he’d make a much better job of it than the present crew!
yes, and ozzy would also make a better fist of it than gideon snortalot and dave the housing benefit scrouning millionaire.
definitley.
ozzy would probably takes less drugs than them aswell.
now about that spanking nell, can we arrange a time and place?
don’t run away nell.
after all, what’s a good spanking between friends?
Ozzy knows much, much more
@ 155
Stay with the eyebrows
Nu Labour has a coffin made of nails…………..
Smooth Criminal my arse…..
This is a breed of political animal who has lost all sense of propriety, duty and even of shame. It will necessitate a deep cavern in Tartarus to entomb them away from the innocence and purity of the world and the recital of every severe, malevolent incantation in the Egyptians’ Book of the Dead to make sure once buried they never rise again.
**MALIK AND HARMAN IN 2022 FOR BRITAIN**
Nice to see you lot still in touch with reality. Would this be considered current for todays problems? Or, is it that the mentalists,”jobs for all”, will be in his Pyramid construction scheme to commerate the passing of lie-bore.?
‘Shrinking’ Sir, the post is, confusingly enough, a motley of elements but all with a common ironic essence. I’m mocking NuLabour. Click the link coalesced with the non de plume; it will convey you to an abandoned but entertaining (not my production) website actuated by anti-Nu Labour alacrity and disgust.
All this ought to have been evident. None with sound, undiseased mind would contemplate hiring Malik or Harman to scrubb their old, senile nan let alone lead the country!
Yes, Err ,righto, Shall scurry back under my rock. Hangover + general rage at hoonrable members has clouded ones judgement and irony levels….
Darling are you Ok are you Ok Darling………………..Will have to do a cover of that
You might like this one,Guido
It seems that as a mark of respect for Jacko,thousands will don pseudo-military outfits and white gloves to march around their towns.
On 12th July!!
I might be out protesting with the muslims against this particular march.
Will they all have a chimp? Will they all bleach their skins? Will they all cut their noses off to spite their faces? Will they all exhibit an unhealthy interest in young boys?
Then they are not real fans.
The Penguin
Roumer has it he died of Broat poisoning
Apparently he is going to be recycled into plastic bags.
That way he can remain white, live forever and still be a danger to young children.
And we have a winner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Truly dire, even by Rich & Mark’s shamefully low standards.
Why does the Great Leader look like Ozzy Osbourne?
Probably coz the Great Leader’s on the same drugs as Ozzy.
IT looks like Bob Geldoff and the little one. Norman Wisdom ?
Not sure I could have done better myself. Very Droll on different levels.
Dat easy ‘ardwick. Him a ‘av’ a brain jus’ like Hozzy. Mash-up na blood clart.
Sorry, don’t like these cartoons, bring back Gerald Scarfe!
Actually I thought this was one of their better efforts…..
Agreed. Could also be ‘King of Flop’ – as in failure. Unfortunately, still very much alive.
Rich
you thieving bastard!
If Fawkes paid you more I would sue you (+;
Guido can afford it. He’s been around for over 300 years, for God’s sake.
They don’t get any better
Agreed.
Bit of advice Rich and Mark, nip down to the Doctors and get your funny bones checked for leukemia.
King of Plop………..fucking hell……………
in retrospect the leukemia thing is probably as unfunny as the above and defiantly in poorer taste.
So………erm……….sorry………ahem.
Stand by the King of Plop though …………fucking hell……….
Perhaps it is on purpose.
Generates more traffic, and its becoming a bit of a theme.
Just like that ryanair chap saying you have to pay for the toilets.
On a pay per flush, some of these floaters are going to cost a fortune but if it is within the rules then . . .
Plop ? Seriously ? Jeeesus.
About as funny as BBC comedy shows. Give us a laugh!
Errr, Derek Draper in John Lennon sunglasses, lying in an oversized matchbox dreaming of sperm? Who or what the monkey is supposed to represent I simply do not know. And who the fuck is “Jocko”??
Fancy seeing you here Sir Art – how’s you? :-)
J x
The monkey is meant to represent Bubbles. For a while in the 1980s, Bubbles the Monkey was Michael Jackson’s best friend.
I’m expecting that bloody ghost of Michael Jackson troll to turn up any minute now…
And don’t forget that Michael Jackson was often mistaken for being a West Ham fan
I thought he was a deluded Newcastle United fan, being black and white.
It was Exeter City with his bender chum Uri !
Yes, he was forever blowing Bubbles.
Nah, the monkey is supposed to be that campy-voiced little tit Michael McIntyre (he’s like a comedian, only not funny). The resemblance is quite a good one…
My god that would be a very pale ghost !
Balls is the chimp, daft lad Gordon is the king of plop soon to be politically dead. I think.
I was thinking that the monkey (Bubbles didn’t have a tail) was Millibent, but to avoid confusion Rich’n'Mark have thoughtfully hung a medallion round the animal’s neck with “Balls” on it.
There’s an idea! All the characters in these Monday morning cartoons should have name badges like at a business convention. Then we could get right into the humour without wondering all morning who the fuck they are meant to be.
Maybe Mangledbum pinned a tail on it ?
Even now it’s all explained, I still can’t see the point of it it ….
A Number 2.
Good one!
Wacko Jacko being buried without his brain least he was born with one in the first place unlike Gordon Brown all Gordon got was a dodgy compass.
Dodgy? It was working fine to start with. He most probably threw the moral compass at a wall when he had a temper tantrum as a child. Where else do you think the Nokia-throwing and printer-smashing stories originate from?
It isn’t his brain that’s the problem!
richard and Mark as open to interpreation as ever “king of plop” “prince of deficet” “dyon of debt” “master of maladministration”
I am still laughing at Millibands sunday turn “the labour party has thousands of decent and commiteed people who work for it” (what like macbride, draper or wheelan). the curious reference to spedo shorts , perhaps we have our rebuttal blogger ??.I thought his proposals were socialist re hash when you thought about the detail , he likes ID cards , unable to tell the truth about ecnomic bust and remedy .
enjoyed John Majors appraisal, made some good salient points , even with optomistic growth we still need to find £90bn (15k for every man woman and child of the uks 60 million population).
Brown off to G8 , to promote wonk ecnnomic policy as labour rename international developement as “uk aid” , the department of UK aid , where the money goes abroad “I always tell the truth 0% of the time”
(what like macbride, draper or wheelan).
…..and Charles E Hardwidge, Clone_Pride and Master Baiter at the bottom end, like cakes of naphthalene in a pub urinal gutter; valianty trying to suppress the waves of tory piss raining down on them.
These are the unsung heroes of NuLabor. Wet and smelly.
Nicely put.
The Penguin
doctor dick and penguin, these are the usung heroes of the zionist child killers.
stupid and evil.
pillock
oh yes, thanks for the correction doctor dick:
doctor dick and penguin, these are the usung heroes of the zionist child killers.
stupid and evil pillocks.
why don’t you two benefit scroungers get jobs instead of boring the readers with your inane drivel.
ah yes, ofcourse, you cannot find gainful employment because you are retards.
and wazzock
get a job you scrounger.
cor, don’t you hate tory benefit scroungers like dr dick and dave and gideon.
bloody dole gimps.
Isnt it odd that the Foreign Secretary noticed the brand? I looked at him and just thought …man on a beach…prat
Tony blair’s talking ‘retrospective ‘on radio 4 this am. Everything is ‘water under the bridge’ as far as he’s concerned. It’s a good thing some of us have long memories! Let’s hope he’ll get pegged sooner rather than later.
I must say that I am surprised nobody has attempted to assassinate tony blair.
the only reason for that is that he travels in countries where the likelihood of an assassination attempt is reduced.
his luck has got to run out sometime though, innit.
and ofcourse he does not visit Gaza because he would probably get a bullet in the head.
it makes one wonder why on earth he was offered the job of peace envoy in the first place.
oh yeah, it was a propaganda thing to try and divert attention away from the fact that tony blair is a war criminal, just like saddam hussein.
note to tony blair: rope or bullet?
Don’t worry, blair has plenty of security, at our expense! He’ll be more afraid of a squashed tomato, or a flying egg (even a nokia), and he owns a wonderful country pile, where, as we speak, he is probably tending his well mown lawns, his tangled wisteria, bunged up moat, and delightful home for the ducks. In the company, of course, of a charming well dressed country wench, his wife, the dear cherie.
The King of Pop is no more. RIP. Now lets get down to the important business. Who runs the UK? Is is Pa McRuin-Broone, or is it my liege lord, Mr Meddlesome? But we already know that don’t we?
McRuin is still the ‘Junior Captain’ of the ‘Steamship Nues Liar-boring Titanic’, and Mandelson is the ‘True’ Senior Captain of the same – Liar-Boring Party!
We will soon see, according my Oracle, the Piece of Seaweed on my Wall, that McRuin will be told to ‘Walk Ye Plank’ or resign from the Liar-Boring Party, because he is bring the Liar-boring Party into disrepute.
I wonder what the likes of Meddlesome and others of that Ilk are doing, not only to the Liar-boring Partie, but to the UK in general. I still think Mr McRuin will be trollied out on a gurney by the Men in White Coats. Pa Broone ain’t looking so good lately… He’s got that same ‘Green Around the Gills’ look that Plastic Jack had……!!!
Good analogy with the titanic, except the captain of the titanic drowned with his ship. Brave Man.
I don’t see mandy doing the same.
Perhaps there will be a russian oligarch’s yacht nearby, ready to rescue him.
Morning Folks.
More like the European Gravy Train stepping up to save Mandy – his main role seems to be keeping Gordooom in something approaching power until the Lisbon Treaty is ratified.
He knows that a change of PM now will almost certainly trigger a general election, and with the Tories promising a referendum on Lisbon, Broon going now could trigger a constitutional crises across the EU. Mandy has been sent by the EU to make sure that isn’t allowed to happen!
steve,
you still a homeless tramp?
thought so.
I think you’re thinking along the right lines there Steve. What’s the gorgon going to inherit when he steps down, – or is thrown out ? – ( unlikely), surrounded by those spineless newlabour mps. I think he will probably clear out altogether. Let’s hope he doesn’t come to France or Belgium!
barefootcontessa,
“I think you’re thinking along the right lines there Steve”
oh no barefootcontessa, you think like steve?
please don’t tell me you are a homeless tramp aswell!
maybe you two tramps should hook up and then you could share your bottle of white spirits or whatever you tramps drink and have some really dirty tramp sex together.
When the labour ship does sink, I imagine we will find Mandelson some weeks later, clinging to the bottom of a buoy.
Now THAT is good. Today’s comment of the day.
Hee-heee! Now that’s what I call good use of English!
No, he will retire gracefully, in his ermine to the chamber of his dreams.
He will be appointed rear admiral
nell, so I take it you are not up for being spanked.
that’s ruined my day that has.
are you sure?
I won’t do it too hard, honest!
well not to start with anyway.
The likeness to Ed Balls is astounding. Bubbles and ballsup…..
It is a pity it is merely a cartoon. If it was reality – and McDoom was to be buried, we could hold a street party!
I’d rather build a bonfire with a wicker cage on the top.
Yes, and preferably before he dies.
Jocko,eh? Very funny Paddy.
“Wacko Sweaty” doesn’t quite work.
closed casket please he is horribly disfigured.
Christ on a bike, that’s after the mortuary beauticians had slaved away fro 4 days and nights to try and make the Hoon halfway presentable!
The Penguin
It’s better than an orgasm:
http://widgets.clearspring.com/o/4a32d532f8610fed/4a45e41ef2953dc1/4a33a279df04667d/95d96f67
Can’t wait for that twat Brown’s concession speech:
“Comrades, we have come to the end of a long journey. The British people have spoken, and they have spoken clearly. A little while ago, I had the dishonor of calling David Cameron — to offer condolences on being elected the next Prime Minister of the country that I hate and have set out to destroy”.
With acknowledgement to John McCain.
Dream on.
I think I would want to see a stake through the heart just to be sure.
Never-neverland is from Peter Pan and Tinkerbell, so whats Charles (Prince or Clarke) got to do with Pink-noak-io/Ozzy Osbourne -
-10% out of 10
Nope, no better.
Concentrate on the day job. How is the Coffin shop?
Should that not be TINKERBALLS ? which is what he will be remembered for !
That is in very poor taste. MJ will be missed, in his long career he touched many young people.
Indeed he did and apparently, not always appropriately.
He had a bigger parish than the average Catholic priest.
The Penguin
Do you remember those dreadful, awful, cringe-making OpEd cartoons that ran in the Telegraph from 2005 to 2008, by a (thankfully sacked) cartoonist called JAS?
Rich & Mark’s are worse.
You might well be right.
For those who don’t remember Op Ed there still at it why not compare and contrast the shite of OpEd with that of Rich and Mark?
http://opedcartoons.com/
Brown’s Legacy = King of Plop
That would be James Brown, “The King of Sweat”.
I still can’t find my proper glasses.
Why is Roy Orbison in that coffin?
Because he’s dead?
The Penguin
Never fear, spec-Savers are here!
belch…………….
MJ’s coffin is enormous. Plenty of room for Gordon in there too.
In Accra capital of Ghana, you can have coffins made to order in any conceivable shape.
http://www.ghanaweb.com/GhanaHomePage/NewsArchive/photo.day.php?ID=52081
The coffins are designed to represent an aspect of the dead person’s life, such as a car if they were a driver, a fish if their livelihood was the sea, or a sewing machine for a seamstress. They might also symbolize a vice, such as a bottle of beer or a cigarette.
For Gordon Plonker Brown I suggest a coffin in the shape of the Titanic.
I suggest a coffin in the shape of a despatch box:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/politics/8130451.stm
Covered in graffiti. Undertaker from Hell.
Fit bell inside coffin.
Nail down lid.
Lower coffin into hole in ground.
Fill hole with earth, ignoring strange ringing sounds.
…..leave to rot for several years, then dig up and give it the ‘Cromwell’ treatment – dismembered and exhibited every year on the glorious aniversary of his exit.
and we will have to salt and burn the bones to make sure brown’s black magic spirit is dead.
you can never be too careful with satanists like brown.
Nope
Brown should be buried in a great big wooden Hoon
Surely he’d be more at home in a rectum?
The Penguin
but would there be room for both of you?
I suggest a body bag with GB initials written in felt tip.
Dream on. It’s Lord Brown of Kirkcaldy, I’m afraid. There won’t be any plays or films commemorating how bad he was because the liberal establishment don’t break ranks. If it’s any consolation he will be miserable once he has nobody to boss around.
Or one shaped like a bar of gold to celebrate his statesmanlike sell off of our gold reserves?
Or a man-shaped one, wearing a stripy sweater & a mask, wth a bag marked ’swag’ in one hand and a jemmy in the other hand to celebrate his general dishonesty & thievery?
A Toilet shaped coffin would be symbolic-a busted flush, dead pan # 2 turd. Blair would be a #1
A coffin shaped like a giant cash-box. He seems to have appropriated most of mine, one way or another.
Worst of recession to come says Brown:
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6644667.ece
That photo of Sakozy and GB deserves a caption or two…
Get the fuck out of France.
And take that bliar with you!
Sarkozy is saying “So, M. Mandelson’s control device is implanted just ‘ere?”
Listen McMental if you dont get the english bastards to agree to the lisbon treaty it’s me and you outside !
I swear I’ve just heard Gordie say “President Sarkozy, mon ami, you are truly a force of nature” and something about “leading the world out of growth” at which point the satellite turned up its toes and died….
Monday Monday, so good to me,
Monday Monday, it was all I hoped it would be.
I love mondays because they’re the furthest day from the next one.
Great day for a funeral.
Who is the person in the monkey costume?
G8 signals the end of the financial crisis, but what caused it?
Interesting article in the Times this morning. Food for thought.
http://business.timesonline.co.uk/tol/business/economics/article6499355.ece
Not necessarily inkeeping with most peoples views, Gordon will like it!
This is so wrongheaded I barely know where to start. I intend to print it out and keep it in my desk to be shown to my children as an illustration of how the gullible media reported the ‘End of the crisis’ just when it was really getting started – precisely as they did during the Great Depression.
It’s from Anatole Kaletsky: a discredited clown whose reputation is mud.
Kalestsy is a moron who always gets it wrong. Why the Times still employs him nobody knows.
Ah! thereby lies the rub…..gedditt?
Some sense on regulation, otherwise some comforting nonsense for the McDoom re government spending. He’ll be excited and grateful this morning as he loads some empty beer cans and a couple of bricks into the Prime Ministerial briefcase ready to face the G8 leaders.
Missed some of the usual suspects though
Ryanair to make passengers stand:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/travelnews/5753477/Ryanair-to-make-passengers-stand.html
Am I the only person to have figured out that this is Ryanair’s regular (monthly?) “millions of pounds of free publicity” press release?
They’re as regular as clockwork and all have the theme of (bastard) Ryanair:
Bleeding passengers and selling the blood for medical products
Cutting off long hair to make the plane lighter
Forcing passengers to use bedpans and doing away with the toilets
Transporting violent extradition cases and seating them next to small children
Possible slight exaggerations above but you get the idea.
Every bloody newspaper on the planet falls for this every time. The ’story’ gets the front page and Ryanair keep laughing.
Sorry, slightly off top.
Good cartoon from Rich and Mark. I will exercise great self-restraint by not repeating my favourite Michael Jackson joke.
You know, the one that starts: What’s brown and found in nappies?
The cabin staff are a bunch of twats.
The day Ryanair start charging to use the loo is the day this passenger pisses all over their carpets. I’m meant to be flying with them this summer & I’m dreading it.
Flew with them once. Never again.
Oh God it’s not fun.
On boarding there’s this terrible upbeat synth track playing and your fellow passagners look like they’ve descended from rats and trolls.
Worst is when you see the pilot donning his parachute before he climbs in the cockpit
You forgot mandatory consumption of diuretics, emetics and laxatives at least one hour before any flight to keep the weight down a bit!
And it all started in Ireland!
Oh the shame! I pretend to be Lithuanian when the subject of budget travel comes up.
Does he do these things for (any/bad) publicity? Or is he just crackers?
Oh well, I suppose its less dangerous than having 300x 15kg bags flying around the cabin if theres an accident just bad enough to make the lockers open.
Guido and posters, what do you think of this:
“Civil servant sacked for calling Hazel Blears a ‘disgrace’ in anonymous internet post”
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/cabinet-expenses/5750511/MPs-expenses-Civil-servant-sacked-for-calling-Hazel-Blears-a-disgrace-in-anonymous-internet-post.html
In the real world, I’d say the civil servant should be promoted for showing a sense of awareness and for being in-tune with her paymasters – but then, in Labourland, common sense doesn’t count for jack..
PS. It’s also ironic that Blears (bona fide criminal) keeps her ‘job’ whilst the civil servant (thought criminal) loses hers… just goes to show just how detached from what we proles consider justice the Nu Lab govt is.
Already blogged on it.
The Penguin
Already commented over at yours too Penguin. I suspect a Stasi troll at DCSF started this Balls-up rolling.
well done penguin!
come on everyone, a round of applause for the retarded penguin!
you pompous idiot.
I love penguins, they sit on ice floes looking pretty, and wouldn’t hurt a flea, quite literally!
maybe you, the tramp steve and the penguin should get a three way thing going.
on second thoughts that is disgusting please don’t do it.
Sadly just part of an ongoing theme under this evil government. The entire civil service politicised. Ditto the police and the courts. 24/7 surveillance. Opposition MP’s offices raided.
We are just looking at the ‘velvet glove’ part of the takeover so far. A few dissident’s careers getting destroyed. And David Kelly driven to ’suicide’. But all the ‘mailed-fist’ legislation has already been passed by the most evil government in UK parliamentary history. We must hope that they passed the legislation simply because they are stupid and had no idea why such evil, repressive legislation had ever been passed before. Because they certainly seem that stupid. It will be a delight to see a future government using this self-same legislation on the evil bastards who nodded it through.
Oh yeah. Trials and re-trials and re-re-trials as necessary for Blair, Brown, Straw, Smith et al. I can hardly wait.
The bastards.
As long as the eventual outcome for them all is a public hanging.
Everything they touch turns to shite.
And someone has the time and resources to track back every comment left on every blog just in case it’s a civil servant? Why are they not in uproar?
FTSE 100 Mon 08:04: 4209.42.
Down 26.86 points 0.63%
US Dollar Mon 08:04 1.61510
Down 0.01820 1.11%
The escaped chimpanzees in Chester Zoo were trying to get to Heathrow to attend Jaco’s funeral.
A whole troupe of young new Labour candidates escaped.
they may have escaped but you will have to remain sectioned until your electric shock treatment is completed doctor dick.
only another six months of hourly shocks and you will be as right as rain!
Back to school tat, it’s Dr. MICK, not Dr. Dick!
er no, it’s definitely doctor dick.
Ok, you’re definitely a clever sod tat, you spelt definitely definitely, which is definitely correct.
it’s not my fault if I type too fast.
careful barefootcontessa or I shall have to take you across my knee.
you have been warned.
sorry about that, I was so busy thinking about spanking your arse that I didn’t read your post.
I normally have people attacking me and not praising my spelling.
I am a pretty good speller though, innit.
thankyou.
There’s always a simean involved isn’t there hmm?
Oh yes. Hang the monkeys I say.
And call me by my proper title yez’ little bollocks!
I’d have preferred to have seen the coffin shared with Harperson, Jowell, Balls and the rest of the odious crew (in suitable communist style uniforms) with the Monkey being Mandleson-featured, but hey-ho, being the budget bell-end of cartoonists I guess we’ll have to make do with Rich&Mark’s efforts.
Tell me you don’t pay em for their scribblings…
Neph
*un-tickled and not at all pink*
New Zealand is going to sack and deport all expats. I hear that Ireland is considering something similiar. Meanwhile everyone is still welcome to come to Britain.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1197713/Expats-paradise-lost-New-Zealands-jobs-crisis–just-weeks-named-best-place-make-fresh-start.html
Australia is going to expel hundreds of thousands of foreign workers too, including thousands of Brit families. It’s the way things are going. Wait until the wars start.
While it is terribly sad for the people involved, all NZ is doing is protecting its own. I’ve lived in both Canada & Bermuda & it was the same there. You go there knowing this – or you choose not to go. In the case of NZ, I understand you can apply for a Permanent Residence visa after two years which would prevent expulsion. It rather looks as though many ex-pats were happy to live & work in NZ but not make any permanent committment to the country. Britain would be a better place if there were similar rules here rather that allowing every ne’er-do-well who wants to, to stay here.
I’ve had funnier denitistry than this cartoon. At least the characters are labelled so that you can tell who they’re supposed to be, but worryingly there is another reference to poo. ‘Mark’ isn’t Mark Oaten by any chance?
‘Funnier dentistry’…. I DO like that. *Chortles merrily*
Is it true that Mark Oaten eats shit from rentboys? If so then how does he have the brass neck to show his ugly, greasy, sweaty mug on the telly?
He’s an exhibitionist gay. He just loves himself.
Do you really expect any of us to know?
Whats with all the singing eels around the coffin ?
Eels up inside ya
Findin an entrance where they can
Eels up inside ya
Findin an entrance where they can
Boring through your mind, through your tummy, through your anus, eels!
That’s Elsie boy. Why don’t you dance wiv’ ‘er?
your eyes are too small mate.
like cockerel’s eyes they are.
you would have to watch the show to get that one.
I can have a Gorilla touch you…
if you continue to allow your gorilla to smoke bongs stuffed full of cannabis you are going to have the RSPCA right on your case.
I don’t fancy their chances of prising the bong from the gorilla though.
Off Topic. Just heard Dave on Today. A tad disappointed can someone tell him to get out of the media speak mode.
I thought he was Ok – a fine line between jargon for the media and straightforward language for the masses.
Did you hear Brendan Barber of the TUC a little earlier? Not sure why he gets to give his opinions to the world, but there he was spouting off about the rights of what he calls “Public Service Workers”. He probably thinks that’s a clever little way of changing Public Sector Workers into something that sounds like they are all doing something useful for the public. Don’t let him get away with it.
Re Brendan Barber, he’s another one whose far too scared to tell the truth. The lower paid public sector workers should be protected from a pay freeze, the others should not. BB is scared his career might be in jeopardy, although in general, union leaders do not live like socialists, they live on the fat of the land. There are too many higher paid civil servants and too many of them with their high salaries and gold-plated pensions. T he gorgon and blair wanted this because cvs tend to protect the status quo. Their jobs are not threatened by the ‘vagueries’ of economic downturns, they tend to vote for their political masters. It’s about time someone told cvs, that they’ve never had it so good, and now’s the time to start giving back. Which party’s going to be brave enough to do this? Newlabour , the damp lettuce leaf? Almost certainly not. The tories, well unfortunately, that’s still in the balance.
Yes, he was very underwhelming, wasn’t he? Perhaps he needs to attend a refresher course at the Mandy School of Spin?
Surely Mcmental is the king of Flop ? As for jacko he’s being wearing his Death mask for years !
On-the-never-neverland is quite funny.
Shame about that Ozzie Osbourne and the monkey with showbiz hands.
Great quote Guido ! find at top of this blog !
I for one am sick to death of the fawning and sickening media with their ‘tabloid mind editors’ reporting endless stories about this Jackson pervert, paedophile and wacko sicko and his equally appalling family.
When is this nonsense going to stop? He once had some talent (if that is your idea of talent) 10 plus years ago. So what? So did I.
Is this endless claptrap from the TV media an alternative to reporting on the equally mindless activities of Broon, I think we should be told…….
Jacko makes a good cover – over many days – for Labour’s ‘good day to bury bad news’ heme.
OOps, sorry ‘theme’ – or ’scheme’
OT
On Robert Peston’s Blog http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/thereporters/robertpeston/
“The circumstances leading to the collapse of MG Rover, the Midlands carmaker, are to be investigated by the Serious Fraud Office.
The new probe follows the completion of a four-year enquiry under section 432 of the Company’s Act by inspectors appointed by the Department for Business.
The Business Secretary, Peter Mandelson, will make a brief written statement tomorrow confirming that the SFO has decided to take the case.”
So much AGAIN for statements being made in the House first.
Skid and Mark are the kings of flop !These cartoons remind me of the naughty scoolboys who dont do their homework ! Then on the bus on the way to school they just scribble any old shite down !
It’s so obvious once you’ve worked it out. ‘Mark’ is indeed Mark Oaten and ‘Rich’ is ‘Richard the Third’! I claim my £10 prize.
Tomorrow: the true identity of the person who ghosted the Earl of Oxford’s plays by William Shakespeare.
Roumour has it that Jaco died of brobat and parazone poisoning
Did the lie-bore party get rid of whacko jacko to keep them off the front pages for a month or two ?
How did they do it ?
Maybe mandelson injected him from behind ! whilst injecting him from behind ?
the plot thickens
On a positive note, it is entirely thanks to this cartoon tat I have finally “got” the wacko jocko” reference.
Tuscan I worked out long ago that you have “Learning issues”
Frankly who cares. Kiddy fiddler and odd ball.
it seems as if nobody wants to talk to me.
BUT I AM TOP BOY AND I DON’T CARE!
I OWN YOU SCUM TORIES YOU ARE SCARED OF THE GREAT THICK AS THIEVES!
excellent, my plan for a hung parliament is going like clockwork.
This cartoon is a reflection of the age we live in. What it’s telling me I’m not quite sure, but it’s very psychedelic or even very psychotronic (if applicable to cartoons as well as films).
if you took some psychotropics you would be able to figure it out.
happy to help.
No thanks, Tat, I never buy drugs from shifty looking Northeners with mental problems..
no, it would be most inappropriate for you to smoke superskunk.
it would play havoc with your anti psychotic medications.
If that was your idea of a sales pitch – YOU’RE FIRED! Honestly, New Labour hand you a golden opportunity to enrich your community through the retail of toxic substances and you’ve blown it already! No wonder you’re a UNITE member, Michael! Too gormless to make it as a drug dealer!
nah, best to leave the drug selling and taking to gideon and dave.
what a pair of crackheads.
After looking psychotropics up in the dictionary (that’s where I found psychotronic whilst looking for psychedelic) and at the risk of being a spoilsport, I don’t think I’ll bother. Thanks for the suggestion tat.
it would be very good for your joints gran.
you might even want to put on some tangerine dream to really set the mood.
I think I’m out of my depth, tat. Cheerio!
tangerine dream are a band who made psychedelic music gran.
there, you are now up to speed and not out of your depth at all.
well done.
not funny … again
yeah, at least you are consistent steve you tramp.
consistently unfunny.
well done hobo.
is that ozzy osborne?