Berlusconi’s G8 Co-Hostess Looks Great
On the left is the Berlusconi appointed Italian Equal Opportunities Minister: Mara Carfagna. On the right is a picture of her before she got that job. Clearly she is well qualified…
Silvio’s wife is divorcing him for cavorting with various young women and embarrassing her innumerable times. Most recently before the general election when paparazzi photographed him poolside, standing proudly naked with a hard-on* leering at a couple of Czech models – he romped home at the election and probably with the Czechs.
For this reason he is now without an official first lady. Mara Carfagna is expected therefore to act as his co-host at the G8 summit next week. Ms Carfagna’s relationship with Silvio has caused controversy in the past. The voters don’t seem to mind, Guido is just full of admiration for old Silvio…
*Damned impressive for a 72-year-old.
Why can’t we have women like that in our government? Oh, it’s because only ugly ball breaking feminazi bitches are the only women allowed in the Lib/Lab /Con coalition.If that is the quality of ladies in Italy I will be moving there when the bitch Harmsman takes over from Crash Gordon.
While there are talented female MPs out there, some are undoubtedly over-promoted for political reasons, rather than on the basis of their ability. That’s why we get the likes of Smith and Harm-men in government.
Mind you, despite being deputy leader, Harm-men has been sidelined by Mandelson and his deputy, Gordon Brown.
Harmsman should not only be sidelined but put on trial for discrimination against white men and then executed as a warning to any other feminazis who think that they have the right to control the lives of men and women….
Thanks heaven there’s someone here with common sense!
Is Gordon still deputy? I thought Johnson was being given the serious policies like I.D. Card abandonment while Gordon gets to drone on about Broadband for grannies.
And 0% growth.
I thought Mandy was the king in the castle counting all the money.
In these days of equal opportunities Mandy is the Queen
No, it is probably for the same reason as the lack of attractive men in HMG. Although women are usually less concerned with men having good looks than them having intelligence and a sense of humour, most of the current crop wouldn’t score on any criteria.
I should have m,entioned that Ken Clarke is an exception except I imagine he stinks of fag ash
As a whole I think you will find that a majority of horny looking females genuinely fall in love with POWER, and a liking for the hard cash that always surrounds it.
Which is also why they genuinely fall out of love, almost as quickly, if the power go’s, and therefore the money drys up.
But ha, you can’t blame women for often seeming to men, essentially heartless canine mercenaries. These ‘qualities’ are written into there DNA.
Let us face the sad fact, that basically the only thing most men have going for them, is that women slightly outnumber men. Otherwise if men greatly outnumbered women, most of you sad-acts would never have got a ‘free’ shag, during your entire lifetimes.
eh up lads bring on the ausses , pointing bowled , come on BARMY ARMY BARMY ARMY
” As a whole I think you will find that a majority of horny looking females genuinely fall in love with POWER, and a liking for the hard cash that always surrounds it. ”
That would explain how Lembit gets the women. I can’t speak for the other ladies here but I wouldn’t give the guy the time of day, personally. To be fair.
” While there are talented female MPs out there, some are undoubtedly over-promoted for political reasons, rather than on the basis of their ability. That’s why we get the likes of Smith and Harm-men in government.”
I’m not altogether sure what Harman thinks she’s doing but she isn’t doing those women who are able and talented, any favours by using discrimination laws to give the likes of herself/Jowell/Smith et al a leg up the career ladder. It just makes the rest of us look very petty and shallow. Rather like herself actually.
But the whole point of discrimination laws is to give a leg up to the likes of Smith, Harman, Flint, Blears eet al ad nauseum.
Absolutely
Yeah I know Harriet but she thinks she’s doing the rest of us a favour at the same time. The woman is as deluded and as dangerous as her boss.
Well didn’t the Egg woman get promoted by John Major? Over several years I understand …
Liebour only allows hairy dykes to join
The old plutocrat Tony Blair aspires to emulate in his later years – as President of EUrope.
Judging by TB’s aged appearance of late, he’d better hurry up. He’s not going to make it to 72, that’s for sure.
If I get my hands on him he won’t. Fucking wanker.
He started all this crap, he’s the first on the lamp post.
If he is first can we string up the daft bitch he’s married to ,next to him?
She’s definitely high on the list of those who shall be hoist high.
I can’t stand that ghastly, greedy woman, she’s as responsible for the state of this country as her war mongering husband. He of course, should be doing the saddam shuffle for his war crimes.
Come the day of the revolution, there will be some very busy lamp posts.
( Will we be allowed to poke them with very sharp sticks btw? )
Even converting to catholicism was a career move.
But instructing the Pope on required changes to Catholic dogma was strictly career- limiting for one who thought that “Brussels was worth a Mass”.
…and Cherie having a baby.
But they are followed eveywhere by a 6 trailer convoy of ‘contraceptive equipment’! It’s Omen XII!
No indeed it was not !
” But they are followed eveywhere by a 6 trailer convoy of ‘contraceptive equipment ”
Containing all the 10 foot barge poles that no one else would touch her with perhaps?
B’Liar wouldn’t even get elected as President of the EU Bowls club …
He regards Berlusconi with undisguised envy .. considering the totty with which the Italian Stallion cavorts ..
Whilst the hapless “Teflon” got himself webbed-up” with a right old “Biffer” …
BLAIR a hoon lads
Excuse me !
The French would never permit a Brit (even a duplicitous piece of scum like Blair) to be the first president of the EU. They would sooner pull the whole house down before letting it happen… so quite a good reason why we should wholeheartedly support his candidacy.
He definitely wants to be the next Pope. Delusional and hears voices in his head.
Mad as a twatter.
Piss off back to LabourList from where you were spawned. We are keeping the bar where it is here. It seems to work quite well and amuse a lot of us.
HAD IT WITH
Charles_E_Hardwidge
labour.org.uk
86.149.221.37
Deleted his last 20 comments on this single post. He also posts as the various Prefix_Pride bores and Master Baiter. They’ll get the same treatment if he doesn’t stop going on so much.
Kindly BAN the c*nt. He’s becoming an annoying distraction.
Censoring those who hold a different view, whilst gratifying in the short term, makes us no better than the dictators we have in government at the moment.
Yeah, but he’s not putting forward a genuine alternative view. He’s a troll; a wind-up merchant; a pointless distraction who somehow manages to be far too prominent.
Spot on Observer!
C&P ing tripe from the labour list does not a debate make.
Good for Guido for banning the twerp.
seconded ban the smallwidge tit we only like earthlings on this blog not some twat not of this planet !
The tactic is to bore. Put ten Hardwidge posts per thread and the casual reader will run away. He is neither interested in proposing alternative arguments nor annoying the regular posters: his task is to prevent Guido’s blog becoming mainstream.
I think Charles, Labourlists Polly Toynbee, is incredibly funny. His uncanny knack of ALWAYS hitting the wrong target with pompous, pretentious,prolix,and incredibly overwritten Guardianista spinspeak invariably makes my day. Leave him alone Guido. however miserably suicidal your co-conspirators are, they can read Charles vignettes and console themselves that, “at least I’m not Charles.”
Interesting. That IP address is located in Manchester. Where Jonty Ginger lives.
Really? I got;
Whois (IDN Conversion Tool)
Express
DNS Records (Advanced Tool)
Network Lookup
Spam Blacklist Check
Convert Base-10 to IP
URL Decode
URL Encode
82.23.248.129 is from United Kingdom(UK) in region Western Europe
TraceRoute to 82.23.248.129 [cpc4-seve14-0-0-cust128.popl.cable.ntl.com]
Hop (ms) (ms) (ms) IP Address Host name
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2 7 6 6 8.9.232.73 xe-5-3-0.edge3.dallas1.level3.net
3 8 8 11 4.69.145.12 -
4 17 18 11 4.68.63.38 abovenet-levle3-xe.dallas3.level3.net
5 8 7 7 64.125.27.73 ge-2-1-0.mpr1.dfw2.us.above.net
6 28 17 22 64.125.26.130 so-1-1-0.mpr3.iah1.us.above.net
7 41 40 40 64.125.29.38 so-2-0-0.mpr1.dca2.us.above.net
8 130 135 148 64.125.31.185 so-1-1-0.mpr1.lhr2.uk.above.net
9 147 135 137 213.161.65.150 btbroadcast-above-2.lhr3.above.net
10 145 147 137 62.253.185.134 man-bb-b-so-010-0.network.virginmedia.net
11 Timed out Timed out Timed out -
12 137 137 135 213.105.174.233 popl-core-1a-as0-0.network.virginmedia.net
13 Timed out Timed out Timed out -
14 142 154 144 80.1.170.106 seve-cmts-14-ge01.network.virginmedia.net
15 153 146 146 82.23.248.129 cpc4-seve14-0-0-cust128.popl.cable.ntl.com
Trace complete
It’s running off the poplar head end going by that.
Bar? Where’s the Bar? Get me a pint and I’ll be there withforth er er I mean forthwith.
GUIDO are you sure you are not hardwidge ? his points always wind everyone up so much it keeps the blog going for hours allowing you to spend more time in the pub! Also he’s so far left it’s hard to believe he’s not a wind up .
I suspected that as well except that Hardwedge is as about as funny as woodworm in a cripple’s crutch. I’m sure if it were Guildo there’d be a smidgen of humour in there somewhere. But there ain’t. Mind you, who picks the Monday morning cartoons?!
Two things you lose when you join the Labour Party: your sense of humour and your integrity.
…and not necessarily in that order.
Agreed whoever drawers them cartoons has no sense of humour ! but Guido has to pick the best one ! god i dont envy the task !
eh up guido lad was that me ?
Great photo’s in todays Mail Freddie!
eh up lad was me body double
Guido, The occasional post from Charlie and master B were amusing but yesterday Charlie boy was getting fucking many & boring. He said a few weeks ago he was fucking off for good and if you have barred him then good fucking riddence to him and his internet hearing aid.
Contrary opinion adds a bit of zest to the debate, but he was just pasting in stuff from the Labour website and other boring weird shit. The only purpose seems to have been to disrupt the comments and deter the average reader.
If you trace the IP address, it appears to be based in Manchester. Perhaps only coincidental, but this is also where the sad LabourList contributor, Jonty Pryor (exposed by Guido the other week for the Purnell scam), is based; see http://www.labourlist.org/jonty_pryor .
Master Baiter once remarked that he helped the LGBT community, and this seems to be an interest of Jonty.
If Guido checks his e-mail headers from the Purnell scam, this may confirm (or not) this hypothesis.
I hope you’re not banning me old chap…
Guido – make his posts a different colour – red text perhaps. Then, when scrolling through, you don’t accidentally read them unless you really want to. At least the twatgland won’t have the kudos of being banned.
HARDWIDGE YOUR BARRRRRRRRRRRRRRED !
Master Baiter’s political views are obnoxious and he is as witless as dry stick, but he hasn’t attempted to destroy threads like Hardwidge. He just enjoys waving red flags at tory bulls. If I was on the jury I wouldn’t yet be ready to cast a guilty vote. But then I am relatively new and innocent. Others may be less tolerant.
It’s about time all of those idiots were banned.
I have posted on Labourlist and several other pro Labour sites such as the BBC and the Telegraph, but I have never once felt the need to cut and paste from party manifestos or to disrupt the debate.
The antics of Hardwidge et al here demonstrate Labour’s complete inability to come to terms with free speech. It’s control freak tendency would much rather destroy debate than allow alternative opinions.
In many ways Labour are even more dangerous than the BMP. Their delusional behaviour stretches to imagining that they are democratic in persuasion, and that therefore the ends justify the means.
He was good for a laugh. Just too much of him.
“emphasises the woman colour” – that should of course read “emphatically instantiate the flavour of someone else’s wife”.
Well done Charles.
You obviously understand the blogosphere.
Are we meeting next tuesday? see you ….
Sorry mate I lost interest in your post because I’m a equal equality kind a guy and I was thinking about those lovely ladies and how I could offer them equal opportunities. Your post was just dull. Try adding a bit of porn to your next post, I might read it.
Just as you’re full of admiration for the IDF, I suppose.
Why not send Belusconi a pizza?
Think he has enough pizza already. Are the IDF particularly active at the moment? Really like to send them pizza when they are rolling back Hamas mostly.
guido lad if i may , you are a legend , keep up the good work when drippy dave gets in eh ?
I would like to send them a pavement pizza, what’s the address?
“Just as you’re full of admiration for the IDF”
Nothing wrong with the Italian Dance Follies
Berlusconi’s favourite dish is “Bigoli alla Putanesca”. It can be ordered by telephone and delivered by taxi.
Dirty old Berlusconi. Not that I’m jealous or anything.
ChEW – you really are a twat and give out false ‘truths’. Apprenticeships were destroyed by the Unions with the Wilson’s help when a fourth year apprentice got 80% of a skilled man’s wage, with commensurate increases in other years. Just not cost effective to pay almost a skilled man’s wage when that person could not operate without supervision.
Charles, after 12 years of New Labour, it is obvious to everyone, including you, just why “British industry and society is a borderline basket case.” Labour has once again failed and this time around failed spectacularly leaving our kids with 30 years of debt to pay back.
That’s why the “Brown agenda and a fourth Labour government” is the very last thing this country needs.
You really must be as thick as a brick if you genuinely believe all the nonsense you come out with on this blog. Whilst ever you have a hole in your arse feller, Brown isn’t going to be re-elected and Labour is finished for a generation.
Huff and puff if you want about “tax freebies” it won’t make the slightest difference to the outcome of the next election. Let’s face it, your sacred Labour lot are even worse troughers than the rest. I find it amusing to see so many Labour MPs stepping down at the next election; they know what is going to happen. Over fifty of them now? You should take heed and stop wasting your time on here.
Labour tough on jobs
Tough on the causes of jobs
So Charles, could you please explain why it was that the last Tory government left your precious labour with a treasury that was tens of billions in the black (to which if memory serves, Brown said something like “so what do they want, a thank you letter”), yet we are now saddled with more debt that all combined governments since the formation of the Bank of England.
Please don’t come out with more of your moronic labour diatribe and spin, just answer my simple question – you can do that can’t you, without going off on a tangent and trying to muddy the waters in a pathetically see through attempt at hiding the fact that you don’t actually have an answer. The fact that like all your labour buddies, you attempt to blame the current crisis on a woman who left number 10 nearly 20 years ago proves what a moron you are. Blair and Brown have had years to “correct” things, and what have they done? Fuck all besides bankrupt the country, just like all previous labour governments.
Tory boom = successful businesses, successful economy, better off electorate, followed by recessions which they get us out of.
Labour boom = encourage everyone to borrow money to buy stuff they really can’t afford, and worry about the fallout later, fallout which today means that we’ll be paying for their mistakes for a couple of generations or more.
The funny thing is that I’m not even a fan of the Tories, but can recognise that they’re far more trustworthy to run the country than Liebour will ever be.
You clearly don’t know what you are talking about. I did my bricklaying apprenticeship under Thatcher. First class it was too.
When the share is nil of course it can only rise. I predict 0% growth if you are lucky.
Ah, another increase
AS lie bore count on the unemployed and the cuckoo’s of society to stay in power we can expect more tax on the employed and rises in benefit handouts Plus tens of thousands more immigrants trying to reach THE LAND OF MILK AND HONEY !
Labour have been holding this back for 12 years.. why?
Anybody else read Robert Rankin? Remember Hugo Rune and his Book of Ultimate Truths? Our Charles is Hugo personified, and his style is a dead ringer for the fictitious Rune. The major difference is that Rankin meant to be funny.
Charles Hamshank
Any talk of “green shoots” is premature. The economy will remain a shambles during 2009 and probably much of 2010. The jobless rate will probably rise to over 10%
There are still huge public sector excesses to prune away though that process is probably well under way in spite of what leading Lab/Con politicians say.
They’re doing things, but will take a long while to have any visible effect.
That’s the real killer – rising unemployment. For us older folk there is a feeling of deja vu. “Labour Isn’t Working.”
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get better in this country.
Nice Nokias.
I’m sure I saw the one on the left over at TT’s place but with pigtails and wearing wellies: Italian Totty.
4th July treat shortly, SB
err
…… think you will find it was the Czech PM not Berlustingafter with the hardon
http://www.newser.com/story/61203/ex-czech-pm-yep-im-the-naked-guy-in-berlusconi-pic.html
You must not speak to yourself. Remember that and all will be well.
MCP.
Come on, Guido, let’s have one with her arms out of the way!
Oh fuck off HP – the very fact that you choose to derive your name from such a tired old manhating waste of oxygen, who does her party far more harm than good, just goes to further prove what a sad and deluded creature you are.
I bet that when you were at school, you were the kid with no personality who hangs out with the school bully and stands behind him or her going “yeah, you tell ‘em” when said bully mugs the other kids for their dinner money.
More likely HP was the school milk monitor, before climbing the career ladder to become assistant school librarian, if only so he didn’t have to venture into the playground at lunchtime. IIRC, school librarians were depressingly spineless unimaginative, pointless little mutants.
Sort of like Shaun Woodward behind the shoulder of McDoom. Watch out for Fondlebum’s bicycle pump is my advice. A trip to the bike sheds is no fun these days.
I would like to keep this post on topic by pointing out that the lady on the right is really well developed and the one on the right is a MILF. That was the point of the topic wasn’t it?
What’s a MILF?
I’d say Mum but I’ve not seen her and it would be rude.
Oh! You mean like Nigella’s cup-cakes?
Milf – Mothers I’d Like to Fuck
FFS, if the poster is here they can search it!!!
The one on the left is a MILF – the one on the right is a bog standard tarty, dime a dozen, poser!
Is it school holidays already?
“Tittle, Tattle, Gossip and Rumour”
It does what it says on the tin.
W.W.
P.S.
I have had to remind another twat of this fact, many moons ago.
That’s what I come here for and it normally delivers (bar the Monday cartoon).
I expect I will be requesting a full days refund later tonight
the lads have a laugh and pray gordon doesnt come anywhere near em lad
What’s all this then Guido? Civil Servants sacked for voicing moral judgement?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/cabinet-expenses/5750511/MPs-expenses-Civil-servant-sacked-for-calling-Hazel-Blears-a-disgrace-in-anonymous-internet-post.html
Sacked because she breached the Civil Service Code of Conduct that says civil servants must be political impartial.
+++hollow laughter+++
Is that what g*s o’donn*ellis – what damian mcb is? and what damian’s ‘girlfriend’ is? They are all civil servants (bearing in mind that damian is probably still in post somewhere in westminster so I haven’t referred to him in the past tense).
Interesting that they had traced er anonymous posting on the web back to her email account – they must be working overtime if they are trying find out if any of us posting uncomplimentary things about this govt on the web are employed by HM Government
This needs explaining.
One clue is that it was traced back to her work email. Therefore, possible (probable?) that it was identified by the department’s servers, not from the web site.
Is it just me or does this not seem rather sinister? The anonymous comment was traced to her work email account. The only way she could have been sacked is if she posted the comment from civil service equipment in her work time. If she did it was foolish especially if she used her work email account as an address but who did the tracing? Hopefully she will take it to an industrial tribunal. Oh and Hardwidget I suggest you Google FOAD you control freak asswipe.
Yes!!! Very sinister!
Who ordered anonymous comments on various sites on the web, which are un-complimentary to Labour minister’s, to be tracked and how many IT experts is it taking to do it? AND HOW MUCH is it costing us the taxpayer?
It is sinister. The remark isn’t particulary OTT (when compared to some of the stuff on here f’rinstance) so was this targeted or are there teams of Stasi functionaries steadily tracing everyone who criticises the government.
Personally I din’t think what Blears did was so much disgraceful as very stupid. It was as blatant admission of guilt as you could think of. I hope HMRC follow this up. Making false statements on tax returns used to be a serious criminal offence.
I have been thinking about this story and I suspect it contains a degree of journalistic license. What I think is likely to have happened is this woman posted an “anonymous” comment using the pc in her office. This is a clear breach of Civil Service rules. Given how difficult it is for the government to sack the most outrageous deadbeats in the Civil Service I believe they would have had to have her bang to rights.
If she had expressed her opinion using her own home system it would never have come to light. The persons doing the tracking were most likely the IT dept. of whichever office she worked for. It is pretty easy to track the IP address and monitor “misuse” Nevertheless it is worrying that they have invested time and money into researching anything which doesn’t please the Great Leader. I could understand it if she was divulging state secrets or abusing confidential information but expressing a contrary opinion? Very worrying.
Maybe it is a new project they have for saving tax payer cash? Trace all the “undesirables” who disagree with the Zanu party line and get rid of them!
This is from the same government who leaked something and could not find wh wrote the document despite it being in Word format and the author’s name(s) being in the meta-data.
Obviously “Tory cuts” prevented them from doing so!
Oh, micturate on yourself you useless idiot. The country wouldn’t survive another 5 years of Gordon.
Getting Labour into a “winning position” will require a greater effort than putting men on the moon.
As for “sacrifices for the greater good”, what’s the body count among British troops in Afghanistan at the moment? Slaughtered for want of the equipment Blair promised and didn’t deliver. They’ll be back in 3 years without having to fire a shot. Remember that?
Getting Labour out of office and saving our troops’ lives matters more than “getting Labour into a winning position.”
Meanwhile, back home, pensioners in hospital have to drink filthy water from vases if they want any chance of staying alive. Nurses who exercise their right to speak up about it are sacked, after a lifetime’s service.
That was that hoon John Reid who made that outrageous statement, running around Afghanistan without firing a shot! Not even Billy Graham could acomplish that! But will he be brought to task for it?
Well let’s face it gordon has appointed a cabinet from dreary, brain-dead idiots who haven’t got the courage of their convictions.
Berlusconni has appointed ladies who are perhaps not especially versed in the devious art of politics, but they are considerably better looking than our lot. Obviously the Italians appreciate that.
At the moment I wouldn’t mind swapping governments. Berlusconni could hardly do any worse than our lot.
The Italian crew certainly do look a much better group of tits than our lot.
Mind you, OURS are a bigger load of tits.
Ciao
Surely berlesconi would make an excellent first president of Europe, there must be some top scandinavian totty that he could use in cabinet?
Keep Charles e hardgraphics happy by posting a picture of an oiled up brazillian lad, he must be travelling on the other bus.
Well he’d make a better president than Bliar!!!!
Though what a president of the useless EU is really worth – whose to say?
Better still it would really really piss off tony.
+++smiles+++
Stupid Boy!
Charles, will you promise to leave the country when your beloved PM and his band of feckless morons get unceremoniously kicked out of office next year?
Berlusconi; I remember now – he’s the man who invented Graphic Infidelity, isn’t he?
Know what you mean Charles. I have this stupid software (keeps causing my PC to crash).
Graphics Fidelity or some sort of rubbish!
Appropriate to call on the help of the Enterprise Czar I guess.
He’ll be too busy having joined the graphic fiddling with the rest of them.
Perhaps at the G8 Summit we should have a poolside picture with all the leaders in their swimsuits. Should make the negotiations a bit more interesting. One of the things they`ll be talking about is Climate Change anyway so what better way to illustrate it than all the G8 half naked. I`d pay good money to see that.
A pool side picture of gordon in his swimsuit? Oh marigolds and daisies!!!!
And they’re talking about climate change at the G8? Well I hope they’ve all been told to read Ian Plimer’s book ‘Heaven and Earth – the missing science’ then because I’m fed up hearing about industrialisation of the planet in the last 200 years and the line that the activity of humans has changed the climate.
The climate ebbs and flows over millions of years – ice caps melt and form again and on….and on….
The only people who benefit from their global warming theory are the managers, civil servants and other who are taking jobs in the UN and the EU entitled ‘global warming expert’ or some such thing and at great expense to us the taxpayer. What a Con!!!! No scientists allowed because they ask too many questions and talk too much sense.
Well said nell, all the politicians and bureaucrats deliberately ignore the Manhattan Declaration on Climate Change because it gives the real facts and wouldn’t give them any reason to tax and control us even more –
“We, the scientists and researchers in climate and related fields, economists, policymakers, and business leaders, assembled at Times Square, New York City, participating in the 2008 International Conference on Climate Change,
Resolving that scientific questions should be evaluated solely by the scientific method;
Affirming that global climate has always changed and always will, independent of the actions of humans, and that carbon dioxide (CO2) is not a pollutant but rather a necessity for all life;
Recognising that the causes and extent of recently-observed climatic change are the subject of intense debates in the climate science community and that oft-repeated assertions of a supposed ‘consensus’ among climate experts are false;
Affirming that attempts by governments to legislate costly regulations on industry and individual citizens to encourage CO2 emission reduction will slow development while having no appreciable impact on the future trajectory of global climate change. Such policies will markedly diminish future prosperity and so reduce the ability of societies to adapt to inevitable climate change, thereby increasing, not decreasing human suffering;
Noting that warmer weather is generally less harmful to life on Earth than colder:”
http://www.climatescienceinternational.org/
ecksperts uver an me hav sed that deniyers will be put too def by owr grate leeder, so be warmed.
If warmin dont get yu then the statist stayte will. Yore fuked eiver way
I wonder if Burlygonads tries to fiddle his expenses like our Political dullards?
Charley do you write your posts the same way David Bowie used to write lyrics (ie cut a load of words out of the newspaper, throw them in the air, and see what order they fall in)?
It’s not Chas’s fault. It’s the Graphics Fidelity software in contention with his video card. It can’t drive today’s hardware.
do i that enough strangely
weird weird so
Who is David Bowie – is he the bloke who invented the eponymous knife?
Shagging started in America.
That’s the Carolina Shag?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carolina_shag
I do believe adam and eve had something to do with it.
I wonder what the Scottish Presbyterian Church would make of that?
I aint no looker myself But is it part of the job description that all British politicians have to be so Damn Ugly, in fact not just ugly but fucking weird looking as well.
Ed Balls Looks like a ‘Bush Rustler’ often found outside Tooting Bec Lido in the summer and Charles Clarke could double as that freak from ’300′.
And to top it all they are all shit at their jobs as well.
Give Totty a chance.
Yeah,lets see Becket in a thong!
Doing a thong and dance routine (with her hanging baskets in full view, swaying in the breeze)
Hear there’s a 1920′s song and dance thing from a conference somewhere. Music by The New Charleston Brass. Part-time Pikey with no pants on sings “I’m a Happy Flapper.”
Mind bleach needed. Now.
Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Judging by the size of the jewellery in the right-hand picture, she is about six inches tall. (Though perfectly formed.)
Guido, why have you modded my response to @40? I didn’t use bad language or be rude!
Moderation in all things
are you a hoon lad?
” Behind the lurid rhetoric they’re insanely jealous and, from time to time, throw a little temper tantrum because they can’t get what they want. ”
Just like Gordon was.
How about i let go of you-preferably over Beachy Head.
By your own logic, Hardwidge, your Great Leader is a Zen Zero
Brown isn’t even in charge of his bowel movements anymore let alone the country. We all know who Matron is these days.
M..M….Mis…Mister Speaker. Ma wee Teddies have turned blue!
I’d raise the bar:-
MPs couldn’y stand for parliament unless they were one of the following:-
(1) Blameless old dears who work in charity shops (but not for fakecharities…)
(2) Independent retailers
(3) Self-employed
(4) Successful generals who had actually had to kill people
(5) A combination of the above
(6) Pretty young girlies who have shunned all connections, whether public or private or political, with GramscoFabiaNazi politicians or GreeNazis, or pop singers (or any combination of these failings.)
I think its disgusting………..an old man like that………….lucky sod
By the way…………yes I would…..
Perhaps Charles Hardwidge should post a picture of his lady-friend here, so we can do an objective comparison. Meantime: who’s a lucky boy then, Silvio? Would you take her to a key party with Gordon and Sarah. No? Wise man.
I have to say Caroline Flint wasn’t bad…..but this lass is top totty
Caroline Flint: loud-mouthed chav, fat legs, blackheads, and a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp.
And them’s her good points.
she only got two lad
Don’t forget her week on a troopship!!
PRICK..YOU’VE PROMISED TO SEND ME THOSE LEZZY PICTURES..WHERE ARE THEY?
IF YOU DON’T POST THEM NOW, I’LL BE FORCED TO BELIEVE THAT YOU A SAGGY TITTED HARRDEN WHO SUCKS THE COCKS OF SHIT STAINED TRAMPS!
RESPECTIVELY YOURS,
HJ
Burlusconi to sue : over invasion of his privates
Bet he would use that excellent David Mills
OK it is a bit off for a politico to give an important role to a ‘friend’, it is much worse to give peerages to donors, ex-secretaries, girlfriends, etc. that is a job for life
what is worse is the fact that it doesn’t matter. The very attractive lady will not make any difference, except to give us something to laugh at. That is sad. She may of course surprise us and be some kind of political giant that changes the political sphere, but I doubt it.
it does not seem to matter how useless or incompetent politicians are they still prosper….so it is probably the paying public who are the butt of these kinds of joke.
I believe this practice is considered politically safer .. i.e. Having them all inside the tent & pissing out …
I see old burlusconi gave 18yr old Noemi letizi a gold neckless. i personally would have given her a pearl neckless !
How d’you know he didn’t? And perhaps some pearls of wisdom as well: “next tima, closa your eyes when I pata your heada.”
It’s a neckLACE, you prat.
Go take your face for a shit ! Shithead .
Educatio
Education
Education
“Money is only a notional thing. What really matters is how people perceive the world.”
So if I tell my utility companies that I perceive myself to have money, my bills will be notionally paid? Fantastic!
It’s notional if you write a cheque to the utility company, and charge it to your ACA, along with your scotch eggs, pork pies (very apt) and the dry rot in one of your holiday homes.
And don’t forget the notional cost of your husband’s porn films, if you happen to be a Home Secretary and your main home’s your sister’s broom cupboard, notionally speaking.
There is a serious point though.
Gordon’s choices of ladies are all mingers. Barely a half looker in the pack. His world leader chums such as Barack, Silvio and Little Nicky have cabinets of hotties, while Gordon has Yvette as his pick of the posts. It can’t be coincidence. Gordon just doesn’t seem to notice.
Don’t tell us he picked them for their intellect and skills either. Smith,Eagles and Blears disprove that theory.
Female looks are a proxy for genetic fitness, i.e. ability.
It is therefore no surprise that “The Government of all the Talents” is full of mingers.
A fag paper divides the Conservative and Labour party on all major issues except economics. So far, have the Left have dragged mainstream politics over the last 20 odd years, what once was loony left council dogma has now become policy.
Seems you are in a win win situation Charles.
Damn right the Torys have lost touch with real people so busy are they trying to beat Labour to the bottom of this Socialist fucking cesspit.
No, their economics are broadly the same as well.
QE is a stupid moronic exercise spouted by even those on the right of the Tory party whilst some are already talking of monetising government debt.
If they care to go back to their economics starter book they will see why we didn’t use one inch blocks of pine as a medium of exchange.
With paper money held in contempt by all, the politicians of both sides are commiting the outrageous crime of demonstrating why paper money was a decision just as crazy as one inch blocks of pine
Tony b-liar found the DON a facinating person.Infact he brought his governmental skills to britain shreading recieps lying to get the country into a war promising the voters what they want to here .whilst having no intention of delivery . Just hope he never left old Scary Blair to go on a quick scoot round the island on his yacht !
dont forgetta state murder, controla the state media (BBC) ana surround youselfa wida spindoctors anda slur merchantsa !
Let’s all just be very grateful that it wasn’t a picture of Brown and/or Mandelson standing with a hardon next to Berlesconi’s pool.
Or maybe that’s what the nation needs right now…………
Young women don’t give Gay Gordon a hard-on.
I wonder if it was a clairvoyant who gave the dance Gay Gordon its name.
Perhaps he or she must have had a seen our future P M McMental in a dream, and thouht I’ll name the dance after that poof, because its the only way he’ll be remembered
I think he’ll be remembered for saying he wanted to show the country his ‘vision’ and then spent two years proving that he only had one eye.
So sad to see poor Derek having to take small-beer revenge from behind a collection of pseudonyms.
Revenge may be his motive, but he’s only contributing to the growth of Guido’s site to a level that he could only have dreamed of for his own piss-poor sites.
wacko jocko is such a Hoon that he would probably approach two semi naked czech models whilst wearing a suit and tie by the side of a swimming pool and then drone on about how he was ging to lift them out of poverty using other peoples money
Berlusconi turns up naked with his immoral compass set to 90 degrees and his own money looking for a fuck
I know wh id rather be governed by
What’s wrong with a fun lovin, hair pluggin, penile implanted, 72 year old leering corrupt pervert ?
All his TV stations say he is great so he must be.
We need more joke politicians not less.
Forward!!! ever Forward to senility.
In Italy all the serious politicians are regional or local. It seems to work quite well. It is surprisingly how little national government a country really needs, in peacetime. All those ponderous herds of governmental grazing animals just eat up all the grass and pollute the watering holes.
Compliments on having the first on-topic post to avoid Guido’s mischievous invitation to envy or regret. While I am as attentive to female pulchritude as the next man, and especially in regard to le donne del bel paese, and regret having to tolerate an assorted bunch of tail gunners and anchovy bay marauders for a government, neverthless the important implied questions Guido poses must be these.
If Sig. Berlusconi is clowning about with a harem, who is running Italy? (Answer: probably P2 with some direction from the CIA). And if the situation is comparable in the UK, of a PM with some analogous harem in tow, then one might also ask who is running the UK?
Well, we’ve managed to survive the last 12 years without a decent government, we could follow their example and do away with central government altogether.
hey boris is funny
At least Berlusconi’s normal, and not a fucked-up closet bumboy like Gordon Brown.
At least Berlusconi’s normal, and not a fucked-up closet bumboy like David Cameron.
Is Gordo still shagging Mandy or is it all over since Mandy discovered Brazilian teenagers?
Gordon has several young male assistants who perform that function these days. It’s one of the perks of being prime minister.
Is Davy still shagging Gideon or is it all over since Davy discovered Oiky Gove ?
Wavy Davy has several young male assistants at Conservative Central Office who perform that function these days. It’s one of the perks of being the Tory Leader.
Ooooh! He’s not is he?
Gordon is not gay, at least not until after he gets kicked out at the next election and then it’s hello boys, Cape Cod here I come!!!!!!
does he have fries with that lad?
Depends whether they’re battered. Gordon likes a bit of rough…
Wavy Davy like a bit of rough too and Oiky Gove is what passes for rough in the Shadow Cabinet.
When the social ‘scientists’ research the failed Brown government and the changing political landscape of 2007-2010, they will be printing everyone else’s posts off from here, not yours dumbo.
Hello Charles,
How good to view comments from such an erudite blogger at last!
Guido Forks (sic) is such an irritant these days, and those of us living in retirement in France need your views and comments, especially as you spot the situation so early, and let’s hope that some of the idiots, and his fllowers, who believe what he (Guido) says come to understand that someone with the viewpoint you can place here, will think again, and perhaps realise what we need to do to keep the socialist agenda moving forward.
Thank goodness you keep posting here, this website really needs people like you, and I hope you’ll keep writing your answers!
It’s only right that the other side of the story is told, and I hope that you’ll continue to write items here.
Labour and Islamists agree with this photo
Jewish playwright Ben Hecht proclaimed: “Every time a British soldier dies, there’s a song in my heart.”
SMALLWIDGE everyone can tell this A Ridley is you ! YOU TURD ! Do you never get tired of replying to your own comments? YOU TIT ! Do you never tire of blowing your own trumpet ? Lets face it no one else would blow it for you ! YOU SAD SHITE !
Spot on!
http://scotlandonsunday.scotsman.com/sos-news-columnists/Jim-Sillars-Let39s-hear-the.5430050.jp
Following my post on the previous blog I noted that due to public service wages being frozen and cuts most likely by Zanulabour it would be the second time the Labour party lead us into a winter of discontent in 30 years. Well it is happening quicker than even I thought and myabe a summer of discontent instead
Just posted on the ITN Website
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/4/20090705/tuk-unions-threaten-action-over-public-s-dba1618.html
Unions threaten action over public sector pay
Union leaders are warning of possible industrial action after Alistair Darling failed to rule out a pay freeze for public sector workers. The Chancellor said wage levels for Government staff, which will be announced within weeks, would have to reflect low levels of inflation and be “fair” to private sector employees already feeling the pinch of the recession.
Half of them could be sacked tomorrow without anybody noticing.
…and as MP’s are all public sector workers, we expect that they will lead by example and take a pay cut themselves!
“Money is only a notional thing.”
At last…an explanation of Labour’s economic policies.
Thanks Charles.
2, 4, 6, 8, Jacqui Smith’s husband likes to master. . . . .
Top Gear Goes Political – “Back Off Gordon”.
Vote Jeremy Clarkson – the voice of the smutty minded masses!
That police person didn’t have much of a sense of humour, tho’. Those 3 men in slogan-adorned cars were obviously a threat to national security….
Jeremy bloke – someone who thinks it’s funny to spout shite.
Long haired bloke – someone who thinks it’s funny to take the opposite view.
Short bloke – someone to laugh at.
What riveting TV.
Just what the chav classes love.
Now fuck off.
The cheer JC got was a good demonstration of the current public mood. No one supports the petty meddling of this deranged and bloated government.
Cannot see you blokes like about these women. That’s why I am quitting now and heading to the Lords.
My husband is still a twat.
There’s enough social history in the making on this site to keep the universities busy for the next twenty years working out how Labour completely destroyed itself and the country in just five years. (Not that the universities will have any money to spend for the next ten years, however).
That last post was from One of Peter Hain’s dodgy think tanks!
Oi. Freddie! Do you think he’s unearthed summat or is it a silly point?
And thanks to “Education Education Education” at said Universities there will be a focus on how it was the most egalatarian and therefore second best government ever behind that of the Fettes patriot would led the situation such that it could be created.
Apparently berlusconn* decided to move the G8 summit from his sardinia playground to L’Aguila, the recent earthquake zone in Italy, in April .
Question is, was this because he wanted to draw attention to this Abruzzo region? (this is what he says) or was it because he wanted to draw attention away from those provocative photo’s at his sardinia villa?
It’ll be OK. He just didn’t want that little fanny rat Sarkozy anywhere near his bevvie of Sardinian babes.
Sarkozy veut voler une belle (ou trois ou quatre)
Mara Carfagna would make me go straight.
She’s hot alright
I’d swing both ways for her,she looks fit!!!
What a great surname, got the letter “fag”
Which, it you remember the Iris Robinson kerfufflee, proves that I am correct, like Tony Blair before me, in only having mingers in my cabinet.
Get some early nights in this week, Freddie. England expects, and we don’t want to see a Murray-style balls-up. Watched that Federer lad today – he’s classy but not in your league.
FREDDIE: for fuck’s sake get the lad’s to turn ALL their phones OFF If that McMental twat get’s through To wish you luck ! YOUR FUCKED !!
hey lad will get right up the ausses noses
Psychiatric researchers might be printing off your posts Softwidge.
As the “content” is an amusing insight into classic narcissistic delusional disorders.
Labour is still tanking in the polls and behind all the superfluous twaddle that’s the only thing that matters.
Even the greenest Political commentator knows at least that much.
Sadly you don’t.
Building Britains Future was yet another relaunch PR failure.
The public simply ignore relaunch and PR horseshit because they have been bombarded with it for years now. Real action that the public can see is the only thing that could save Brown now and Brown is incapable of this. He dithers and triangulates and desperately tries to repolish old Policy with a few new buzzwords and meaningless statistics but he can’t even bring himself to dumping unpopular Policy disasters like I.D. cards or unaffordable luxuries like Trident.
Why else do you think Mandy is still feverishly trying to head off the upcoming leadership contest in the Autumn ?
He knows Brown is still more than likely to be jettisoned for Johnson and Milliboy unless the Polls suddenly turn around and the fact is they haven’t and are showing absolutely no sign of the kind of masive turnaround that’s needed to keep Brown in his job.
The upcoming by-elections will hammer a few more nails into his coffin before the inevitable.
You are simply incapable of grasping the fact that hammering the Tories will not win you the Election.
Doesn’t matter that in many areas they deserve a hammering. Doesn’t matter if you attack them on hypothetical cuts or hypothetical Public Finances.
You can’t win an Election in a Recession by calling the other Party a few names.
Labours problem is their own Policy decisions a complete collapse of their old base and a public that doesn’t trust Brown so a tired old attack dog strategy will not save them or you from defeat.
here here
One word Guido: censorship.
One word, Charles: tedium.
Censorship – harsh word but appropriate.
It applies very precisely to the Government’s IT experts who are, at great expense to the taxpayer, even as I speak, trying to track down anyone who is a government employee, making unfavourable comments about Labour on the web.
Guess w*tson and mcb, edb, charliew, and possibly mandy, are behind this putch.
Is a multitude of his posts Tedia?
Get your own blog rather than ruining mine you posted over 20 posts on this thread in various names. All boring. If you carry on like that you will be permanently banned. Get a life, you spend more time on here than Guido.
He asked for that. Thanks Guido.
Yes, posting under different names is especially reprehensible.
Go back to Toenails, Charles. You’ll get a better class of insult over there.
Two words Charles: get lost!
I’ll miss charles and the pride siblings; if nothing else a sign that something was getting up their noses …
One word Charles “Tosser”
a few words charles , 90 mph yorker , howzat , billy bowden points finger up , your out
Well, well! So Charles_E_Hardwidge has been outed as Harman_Pride and Master Baiter. Now there’s a surprise? OK, perhaps not?
You just have to be working for the Brown Bunker to be wasting so much of your life posting utter garbage on here on a daily basis.
I think Guido has been very fair with you, since you are still being allowed to post. I’m not sure I’d have been so lenient with such an obvious troll. However, it has to be said that your misguided beliefs and comments do provide some amusement and light relief for the rest of us.
Which nom-de-plume will you use in future? Perhaps “Arsehole” would be a good choice for you?
or “Woodward”
More worryingly, he actually believes it…
Bye bye Charles… your pride is pointed in the wrong direction. Kiss my timepiece and begone you loathsome oik…
Get a boyfriend Jonty. Start with dyeing your hair black or somefink.
I thought Elvis was King.
I thought it was mich*el jacks*n.
Isn’t gordon bidding madly for one of those 17000 tickets?
I appear to be out of sequence and as a result it looks like I have made a totaly random comment.
Never mind it was Charlies fault.
I’m off to get a McJackson burger. 50 year old meat between 10 year old baps.
Please can we not have a cartoon to make Monday even more depressing. Failing that, can we have a cartoon without excrement?
A cartoon to make us laugh and to think on Monday . That would be good.
No. I don’t want a cartoon that makes me think. I want a cartoon that it is quite fucking obvious and apposite.
I don’t want to be looking at badly charicturised (sic) charicatures wondering who the fuck these people are meant to be.
Look, I can’t draw worth a shit. I know that. So I don’t draw. I can’t play a musical instrument so I don’t grab up a guitar when I arrive at people’s houses and start giving it ‘Smelly Cat’. These cartoonists seem to have some facility with pop-art because the cartoons are well drawn in the sense that the lines are continuous and all that.
But the fucking caricatures don’t look like the folk (I think – from the dialogue) they’re supposed to be charicaturing.
Sorry guys. We’re on the same side.
But they just don’t.
That John Prescott defecation cartoon still gives me nightmares. Mark Oaten probably enjoyed it, though.
equippo wedding tackle baby armo!
or a case of dosh o loads a.
whatever it shows euro land for what it is a corrupt shit hole.
Could be so, but it is a much more pleasant corrupt shit hole to live in than the United Condom!
For a start off, the chicks ( ok, maybe not here in Belgium) are a lot better looking.
Allen Klein has died.
Keef outlived him. Who’d have thoughtthat would happen?
Labour’s fourth term blah blah blah blah investment in people rhubarb rhubarb rhubarb rhubarb decisive action on the recession waffle waffle waffle waffle talented team mumble mumble mumble mumble compassionate dull dull dull dull five million tractors chunter chunter chunter chunter effete public schoolboys plod plod plod plod Tory cuts gibber gibber gibber gibber vote Labour!
…don’t forget Zen.
TEN o/of TEN
You’re making a lot more sense than usual. Been on the Pimms?
You forgot to mention that it all started in America, other than that – full marks.
In short – Labour have once again messed up the economy and just about everything else they have touched. They are inept, nasty creatures who should, by way of their own incompetence, be out of power for 30 years plus if there were any justice.. But wait! are they that stupid? is there an agenda here?
The European Union of Marxists are out to take over our particular ‘ship of state’ – Mandy and his like have a grand plan and our domestic politics are a mere sideshow – rather like an invading army they will ‘go around’ a stronghold, isolate it and mop it up when the war has been won – usually by way of the encircled population meekly surrendering.
Mandy’s Marxist chums have obviously read ‘The Art of War’ and their game plan is almost certainly a 15 year project to have all the countries of Europe under the ‘control’ of a new Socialist bloc.
As we fuss and fret about the antics of Brown and his/our ‘local’ troubles there is a far bigger game afoot – our attention is being diverted from the bigger picture
Bankruptcy!
Well, I thought Charlie was funny! Could not quite believe that he could believe the crap that he wrote!
It was dragging the wonderful Lao Tzu into it that made me want to puke!
Lao Ni Ke Ten
Sarko got some good looking women into his cabinet! Not only is the Minister of Finance able to count, but the woman has elegance.
There’s a young tasty black chick and that Rachid Daita (cannot be bothered to check the spelling) is all woman!
It is generally a great time to be an older man cos the young guys are mostly totally wet!
168
Atlas shrugged says:
July 5, 2009 at 9:23 pm
As a whole I think you will find that a majority of horny looking females genuinely fall in love with POWER, and a liking for the hard cash that always surrounds it.
Which is also why they genuinely fall out of love, almost as quickly, if the power go’s, and therefore the money drys up.
But ha, you can’t blame women for often seeming to men, essentially heartless canine mercenaries. These ‘qualities’ are written into there DNA.
Let us face the sad fact, that basically the only thing most men have going for them, is that women slightly outnumber men. Otherwise if men greatly outnumbered women, most of you sad-acts would never have got a ‘free’ shag, during your entire lifetimes.
I am Charles, and I hate myself.
Yes….. but is he happy ?
Beauty, of course, js in the eye of the beholder. But has anyone wondered, as I have, who and what found the secret about making mich*el j*ackson’s skin white?
Was it the same person who made berlosc*nni look 30 instead if 70?
Botox.
Hoof – is that right? – can botox bleach the skin?
I don’t know. MJ had Vitiligo (I think that’s what it’s called) which made his skin pigment. I read somewhere that he’d had his skin bleached but thought this may have been sensationalism.
MJ also had Lupus, which can be life-threatening if not treated. I seem to remember seeing a documentary on TV a while back which said Lupus patients need to be on very long-term medication which can produce nasty side-effects.
The problem with Botox is that people think it’s the youth drug, without knowing what it will do to them after prolonged use. It’s a form of botulism, and to have this type of poison injected into your face wouldn’t be for me. I’ll stick with my wrinkles.
Sorry – as a Mum I just feel grief when I watch his later movie clips and songs.
As a young man he was so good looking .
How dd he arrive at this last emaciated,anorexic, pasty ghost of the man he once was.
gordon? in his economic, political guise is doing the same thing. We are watching the international slow car crash of all time.
When he chose her for the job, I bet he felt a right tit! And a left tit, too…
I can’t find my reading glasses.
Is that tart on the right Margaret Beckett?
I share your admiration, but if he was just the bloke who lived down the road who had a way with young women he would be the local perve!!! Peadiatrician even, to the chav mob.
Yes what idiots – paediatricians being children’s doctors!! paedophiles being perv’s.
You need to spell that out because the Chas people on here won’t understand that!
i hope Whacko Jacko gets buried as deep as my Cock !
That is one fucked up treasure hunt Duke.
“What first attracted you to the[multi] millionaire Burlusconi”?
Charles_E_Hardwidge says:
July 5, 2009 at 9:12 pm
One word Guido: censorship.
When many of us both see and ignore your postings There is a word also beginning with the letter C that springs to mind
Trust me
It isnt Charles
Nor censorship
Is it cricket Beast?
eh lad the ashes start wednesday
Maybe Silvio could do a favour for the estranged wife of a former business associate: one who might find time hanging heavy on her hands after the Olympics…..
Well – she hasn’t divorced him and she’s still wearing her wedding ring. I reckon she distanced herself from him to save her rotten career.
Totally correct i said that at the time Where as most women would say whatever he’s done i will stand bye him ! Not her She ran a fucking mile ASAP Just another lie-bore Rat saving her own skin and fuck everyone else ! As if she knew nothing about it . Yeh right !
And still receiving her phone bills as T Mills?
Obviously for poetic reasons.
That’s not time hanging.
It’s her foul wattles.
Just sign here……..and here.
Good !
Another one bites the dust.
Let’s hope this failed political system is consigned to the history bin for all nations on earth.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8134851.stm
The ethnic Turkish Movement for Rights and Freedoms are placed third lol wut is that all about, go back to Turkey lads if you don’t like Bulgaria
We might or might not get ID cards, Hutton blames Brown, Darling blames the bankers
By the way, how’s the family, Guido? Is the Tamiflu doing the job?
What people dont realise is that Darling Wants a public service strike ! reason is it will save him millions ! Back in the 70′s i worked in local government and towards the end of the financial year the council would come up with a bizzar plan which on paper looked like it would cost us money. The unions then were much stronger so as soon as it was proposed we all went on strike thus saving them millions ! then after a couple of weeks they back down we think we’ve won go back to work and they’ve saved enough money to pay us to the end of the financial year ! Simple lie-bore tak-tic’s
Go on then – out you go – save us a few million…
Hey i tell ya what this country wouldn’t survive another nation wide strike like back in the day. Especially with the joke plod they’ve got now. At least under Thatcher we had propper coppers.
If it wasn’t for me having the hots for Christine Lagarde, I’d move to Italy…
Anyone with a name like Berlusconi can’t be all bad!
@ Atlas shrugged….
“drys” should be “dries”
“there DNA” should be “their DNA”
Ignorant twit!
Can’t find atlas shrugged? where is it what number ?
168, in reply to 1.
To find anything, use “Edit/Find on this page”
I don’t think you need bother…
Thank’s
For all you Top Queer fans … in case you missed it earlier…
Jeremy bloke – someone who thinks it’s funny to spout shite.
Long haired bloke – someone who thinks it’s funny to take the opposite view.
Short bloke – someone to laugh at.
What riveting TV.
Just what the chav classes love.
Now fuck off.
Will you fuck off?
Beats East Enders and Corrie.
Those programmes are the most depressing, soul destroying shows in the Western World.
And Emmerdale and Hollyoaks. Documentaries for the youth of tomorrow to copy.
If you wanna make any money buy the old PITS & MINES cause the rate this country is going down the pan we’ll need to reopen them soon. Don’t give me no eco and green fuel lark the infrastructure doesn’t exist it’s the emperor’s new clothes.
Bluuudy hippies can put as many windmills up as they want it’s not going to get us anywhere fast.
Someone has worked out that the UK needs to put up windmills at the rate of 6 a day.
Since no-one has yet bettered one per week, it shows what a load of crap the enviros talk.
Since all green jobs depend on a subsidy from taxes on fossil fuels, I guess that means that green jobs are not sustainable.
Talk about Manse Sons. Squeaky Fromme could be released next month. Probably already had an invitation to join McTwat’s cabinet.
I cannot believe any of the Helter Skelter crew are still alive, never mind being released.
Caroline Flints new rival?
Caroline Flint aka Thetford Forrest? Yuk.
She needs to buy a razor.
Absolutely revolting unless you have a penchant for cobwebs and smelly arm pits.
Go continental ffs.
She gets my vote for certain.
Wish our politicians could pull totty like that as it would demonstrate they had pussy magnet chit chat, a certain flair, and had more than bullshit to offer.
As most of ours are thickos, shallow, impressionable it is no wonder we have the ugliest women in Europe elected and those that aren’t married are homosexual.
Good on ya SB. 72 and still romping. Bravo. Molto bene.
The picture of Duncan and his Boyfriend in the DT over the weekend…..
Dinner party conversation briefly, very briefly, “was which one is the post man and which is the post box?”.
We were undecided, and the conversation began putting our guests off the food.
How on Earth does he do it?
MP Lembit Opik enjoys a night out with lingerie model Katie Green
I could tell you, boys, but you’d only be jealous.
No disrespect Mark but even Prescott managed to score.
Enjoying a night out is one thing with Katie Green. “Having” her is quite another. I’d put money on you failing to “score” with her.
If I’m incorrect then I salute you and your honourable member.
At least you like girls.
Law of Averages: he gets dumped by countless thousands of totty so tyhe odd one slips through…
Aww, I misread it as “Berlusconi’s G8 Hostess Cups Look Great”.
I admit that this kind of mistake seems implausible BUT I AM GOING TO STICK WITH IT. >:(
I’d let her host my G8, I you know what I mean.
Daisy and his fags are going to be virtually no improvement on
that bumbling arsehole Gordon. And even if by some miracle they were, with the EU effectively responsible for the main legislation of this country, it ain’t going to matter.
Thank you so much, Heath, Thatcher, Major, Blair.
Love the way you signed away our fucking country.
And we’ve got Harriet Harman ——– Bollocks.
Well, Kitty Ussher was a looker…