Friday Caption Contest (Glasto Marr Edition)
Labour’s Privately Educated Rump – Working Class Tory
Prepare for Another War – Tory Bear
What Do You Think of Carbon Reduction? – Carbon Trust
Researcher: NASA Hiding Climate Data - Washington Times
What Mandy Means – Iain Dale
Spelman Drops Tory Pledge to Abolish RDAs – LibDemVoice
Labour HQ Recruits Blog Spinner – Dizzy
Brown Should Not Wage Class War – Sir Michael White
Labour Have Given Up Governing – Ben Brogan
Banks Blast Hostile Sarkozy - Times
Even Zimbabwe Comes Out of Recession Before UK – KRO
David Davis Joins Climate Sceptic Backlash - ConservativeHome
Government Cancels Christmas ‘Comics for Troops’ – Bleeding Cool
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Kelvin MacKenzie writes…
“I worry that they don’t really understand the ordinary working man and woman in this country … The trouble is, I’m not sure that the Tories haven’t simply become a Job Centre Plus for Old Etonians.”
Flat – no positions +40.82%
As at 1757 GMT 16 Nov 2009
‘Wear a hat if you want to get some head’?
one in the red shirt is amy whinehouse whos the other one?
Looks too healthy to be Winehouse. And this woman has no tats.
Marr; ‘Corr! Not a bad piece of shank’
Financial misconduct = Conservatives
no one expected that, Inquisition.
Big Ears is suprised by the sight of Noddy in a dress.
Should I know who the bloke in the red shirt is?
The other bloke. Fuck knows. Got some kind of Swayze swagger going on…
andrew marr
Is that all you can come up with?
LILY ALLEN IS GOING TO VOTE FOR GORDON
http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/music/article6288647.ece?utm_source=taomail&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=1046%20Communication%2C%20Fri%2015th%20May%202009&tmtid=11799-1046-6-1-86
Well done Lily, you tell the savages on this site!
who give’s a goat’s shit ?
A goat?
It’s a masonic thing.
Relief
I’m sure I can smell something!
Wonder if she can get her postal vote in from her Caribbean hideaway?
Mc Mental will get one of his Lackeys to fly it out in person . They are that desperate for a single vote !
Yes Prickwidge actually that tells me so much about the Labour Party.
Despite her mockney accent, Lily grew up with her very posh film producer mother and step father, Harry Enfield, in a Notting Hill mansion.
Gordon and his pals have certainly made her family and their champagne socialist friends a great deal richer over the last decade.
Hell if i was Lily i’d vote for more of the same. It’s not as if she is at the mercy of the public health, transport or school system. I doubt if she even pays UK taxes.
I hope Mick Hucknall backs Labour again too. He’s a guaranteed vote winner for the Tories.
I can see why you’re so upset. It’s really annoying when the best and brightest young things all vote Labour, innit.
Who have you lot got, eh.
Jimmy Tarbuck and Christopher Biggins ffs
but then I just smile I go ahead and smile
You think Lily Allen is bright?
PMSL
It won’t make any difference Carlos; New Labour with the “Great Leader” Brown is finished for a generation as a result of rank incompetence. Brown is universally hated and so is his puppet-master Mandelson. The rest, such as Banana Boy Milliband and Postman Pat Johnson are stooges or has-beens like Fat Boy Prescott and the Kinnocks.
You know it too, so despite me suspecting that you and Master Baiter et al are being paid by the Brown bunker to post on here, all this bile you spout is a total waste of time.
You’ve lost. Game over. New Labour is history.
Lady Lily of the Champagne Socialist Republic of Islintgon.
Excellent. A few more pampered leftist fading celebrity children like her coming out for McMental can only add to the trouncing he & his Cabal of Crooks in the cabinet get when they can no longer hide from the ballot box.
Has Alexi Sayle got any celebrity kids – are they out for McMental? And Lord Billy Bragg of Dorset? Let us hope.
Remember the “stars” who endorsed John Major, back in the days when anybody gave a fuck :
Elaine Page
Anita Harris
Joan Armatrading
Kenny Everett
Gloria Hunniford
Etc. Glory days !
HHMMM i wonder if Lily will be paying her full whack of the 50% tax rate on high earners?
Or will she simply be employing an accountant to sort her cash out for her while telling the gullible fuckwits who keep her in champagne and cocaine that they need to stop thinking of themsleves and pay their fucking taxes.
It makes sense that the sort of person that would vote Labour is also the sort of person that would part with good cash to listen to her overproduced,samey pap.
“Of course I’ll still vote for him,” says the 24-year-old pop megastar Lily Allen, sitting in her dressing room before a secret MySpace gig in Notting Hill, close to David Cameron’s home. (The Conservative leader gave her CD to Barack Obama and told Allen that his own daughter is a huge fan.) “I can’t not vote Labour,” Allen says.
Miss Idiot, sorry, Allen, is an idiot. She will not vote for Brown. She doesn’t live in his constituency.
“I can’t not vote Labour.” Why, Lilly, love? Haven’t you got a mind of your own?
Yes she has a mind of her own. However, it’s commonly known as shit for brains
She does have a mind of her own, it’s just that it doesn’t work properly after 12 years of state indoctrination at ’school’, and all that coke doesn’t help either. Silly girl.
If brains were made of gunpowder .
she wouldn’t have enough to blow her fucking hat off !
“I can’t not vote Labour.” Why, Lilly, love? Haven’t you got a mind of your own
Something to do with her street cred and luviedom. It’s like the mockney accent init. She know it won’t make any real difference to her anyway.
Self seeking publicist
If she said I’ll vote for Cameron, no on would bat an eyelid
so she comes out with ‘I’ll vote for the most unpopular PM since..when I can remember, which isnt much!’
oooh ooh oooh oooh a rich fuck-witted celebrity is going to vote for Labour and Draper (Hardwidge) is creaming his pants!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The fact that it is a grossly unpleasant loudmouthed tabloid one doesn’t seem to register with you. Do you think that this will influence anyone over 11 years old?
You worthless little fuck. This shows how much contempt you have for the public and you just don’t get how much hates you for it.
This town. Is coming like a ghost town ( Vote Liebour) my father helped write it
silly lilly
stick to pop
Yes, but I doubt that Lily would give Gordon head because she is the wrong sex for him.
Hat tip to Dr Seuss
Andrew Marr
“The Twat in a hat”
Claim the T-shirt, tremendous!
But who paid for the hat?
300 odd BBC there I hear.
407
Why the Silly Pratt?
It’s called ‘’street cred” Allen thinks people believe she’s from the Ghetto like she claims so of course she’s gonna be ”down with her manz and girlz” and vote for the party that will keep her mates on the dole to sit around doing fack all for the rest of there lives.
AND LIVE FROM GLASTONBURY BBC REPORTER ”RANDY MARR”
So it was a lie: Michael is sighted in drag at Glastonbury. I’d recognise those legs anywhere.
£50 to you bigboy !
are you an impressionable young female Times journalist?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN PERVERT !
Dear All
Public School Tory breaks with tradition and seeks a woman!
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
Dear George Laird
Are you an alcoholic, like the majority of Jocks?
Yours sincerely, etc., etc.
Hmmm…can’t be a real Green Party Hippy – she’s obviously shaved her legs…
Dear All
Woman starts to run as Tory asks her name!
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
She doesn’t like the idea of soap & water as foreplay.
LAIRD you are about as funny as a fire in an orphanage !
comm’on pop’s fill ye’r boots !
“Rosie – what are you doing these days?”
Sigh….
…if only I were 30 years younger
…and not a balding twat
…with jug ears
…and not married to that lesbian with a face like a slapped arse
Are you sure your name is not Gordon
Too Marrvelous for words.
Dear All
Woman bullfighter stares down Tory full of bullshit!
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
George – your department is first in line for cuts.
shame because you did such sterling work…
b’ bye
Is she one of your client’s You soft twat ? Protecting the little girlie whirly from the big bully bull ?
With these boots, I can **** any sheep I want
Nice legs, love. Shame I’ve only got the one meself.
you can call me blake if i can call you amy
George laird says :i wish i had one of those !
Dear All
Woman reels in horror as Tory Retard gets frisky!
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
George ol chap. That bloke is Andrew Marr – a scotch socialist. Enough of the toryboy funnies already!
Yes, Andrew Marr is clearly a socialist having edited the deeply small-c conservative Scotsman newspaper! Imbecile Englander. Also, to my knowledge there no problems with human rights at Glasgow University anymore, now the are not investing in companies that sell weaponry to Israeli squatters.
Did ye have a glasgae breakfast before hitting the keyboards?
What’s an “Israeli squatter?” I do not know. I thought the pre-squatters were pretend “Palestiniadroids”
“This will have that Laird character struggling or a joke.”
Dear William
I never struggle for a joke like you struggle to get a hard on!
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
Before you turned up, was there a particular problem with “human rights at glasgow university”
Dear Tory
What is the matter low on ammo to fire back?
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
Wouldn’t waste the bullet to be honest.
I checked with the university and they said Laird is known to them as a ‘nuisance’. That’s two full categories down from sex pest, is pretty must a nonentity and can simply be ignored.
A week’s supply of antibiotics usually does the trick.
But that’s for early stage syphilis, Doctor Mick.
Laird is surely at the tertiary stage, characterized by:
“Neurological complications at this stage can be diverse. In some patients, manifestations include generalized paresis of the insane which results in personality changes, changes in emotional affect, hyperactive reflexes, and Argyll-Robertson pupil. This is a diagnostic sign in which the small and irregular pupils constrict in response to focusing the eyes, but not to light. Tabes dorsalis, also known as locomotor ataxia, a disorder of the spinal cord, often results in a characteristic shuffling gait. An abnormal obsession with the University of Glasgow and the concept of “human rights” usually signal that the fatal and uncurable stage has been reached”
It might also be for thrush, manifested in its victims as an irritating cunt.
Good news George says he has weapon training, you can go round to his house and ask him
http://news.scotsman.com/latestnews/Prince-Harry-39I-think-this.3830189.jp
also can anyone explain the logic of post 5 ?
Have you tried the umbrella treatment, Charles?
You have a mental age of thirteen and are likely a repressed homosexual.
HAHA HA HA. arse.
The job title you give yourself is just silly, you could have worded it better.
Have you ever read anything, in any post of mine that suggests that I am a conservative?
Christ … I can’t believe that I typed those last four words. Made me shudder it did.
Georgey,
It must be amazing to have captured the public mood
with your campaign.
Gentlemen,
The boy Laird is a perfect example of a socialist troll amongs us. Note that in this case I spell Socialist with a small dick.
I’ve been associated with Glasgow University for several decades so I’m very familiar with the place and the people. Unlike the rest of the world Glasgow is one of the few places that still thinks socialism is a good idea. And why not?
The boy Laird is being put through university by yours and my tax largesse and by gouging £10K per year from poor Chinese post-grad students studying abroad. This is what in Glasgow is known as ‘human rights’.
George – awa afore a pit the heid in ye.
You do fancy a look inside the big tent? Maaaarrrrrvelous .
Are you sure your not Colin hUNT ? Because the only person that finds you funny is ERRRRRRR ! YOU !
Hadaway and shite hinny.
I’ve never really got the hang of this line dancing malarky
“Wanna bed a red , ducky?”
The BBC sends 400 staff on a jolly to Glastonbury and this git in a straw hat marrs the occaision.
Gordon that dress does NOT suit you!
Mind you, I did wear my wellies as recommended!
The arrival of ‘Thighs’ van Leer animated aged rockers as they gummed over the possibility of a Focus reunion.
Applause!
“Yes darling and my car is equally butch”
‘Let’s get freaky in my Teepee!?’
you’re giving me a 0% increase in the trouser department
“It’s not just by ears which are big and stick out a mile.”
PS George Laird: You have now won the prize for the largest number of bad posts and there is no need to send in any more. Please!
BBC employees ordered to enjoy a jolly junket
Some one had blunder’d:
Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to do & die,
Into the valley of Death
Rode the four hundred.
Dear All
Woman looks at odd Tory Retard hoping around in one boot trying to be eco-friendly!
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
As a denizen of Glasgow Poly no doubt Marr seems to you to be way off to the right, a Tory in fact, but to most thinking people he’s without doubt just another raddled old Scotch socialist.
Dear Tony
I pop into your site often as I have an interest in foreign shores.
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
Bloody tax dodgers
Having glanced at your blog just now, it was not at all what I expected.
Please explain in what sense Marr is a ‘Tory’. A childhood socialist, he is now studiously neutral in most areas, though pro-war in Iraq and Kosovo. His ‘History of Modern Britain’ demonstrated no political bias, but a firm conviction than he is much cleverer than Attlee, Churchill, Eden, Wilson, Thatcher and the rest of them.
I wish you were on a foreign shore preferablySix feet under it !
George!
there’s a blatant example of human rights abuse right under your nose in Glasgow Uni for you to rectify – a frail-looking elderly lecturer called Gilmore is being badly slandered on a hate-speech website… do you think making online jokes about an old man’s heart attacks, as well as posting an identifiable image of him at work is reason to inform the police and Uni. authorities? I know you’re an expert on these matters, and I await your reply.
He’s not interested unless those pesky Jews are having the sheer audacity to resist being the victims of another genocide.
The Tao says,
Old man on camp site looking at young girl has one intent.
Respect!
Peter Mandleson meets Gordon Brown for the first time.
BBC staff prepare for a fight to the death the arena, all for the privilege of interviewing the one lone member of the public amid the throngs of festival going journalists.
I say my love you have given me quite a stiffy ! reply SAME HERE MATE !
Lord Mandelson ! i didn’t recognise you
Dear All
Tory asks woman if tucking polo shirt in trousers is as good as underwear!
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
BBC presenter confused as bosses ask him to go and find some more intense interviews
In tents!
I geddit
George Laird,The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University:- ‘Oh,you found my bag of butt plugs! Thank you terribly awfully.’
New Age meets the Old age at Glastonbury.
I say you rampant bit of totty does one do oral ? NO! you pervey old twat i’m a vegan . i don’t eat meat !
GEORGE LAIRD SAYS : Is it true that a woman doesn’t have a willy ?
Dear M
You already knew that when you lifted your mum’s skirt! years ago!
Bring something fresh to the table but not your bird.
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
Actually George, it was your mum’s skirt.
Dear M
It took 9 minutes for you to copy my humour!
You have to be like lightening in this game, rather like your sister when she works the streets.
Can she still make a good earner?
Now, piss off admin clerk!
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
IIf you G Lie rd new who your mother was you could have asked her !
I wonder what Georgie Porgie has up his skirt?
Get a job, you red shirted twat!
‘Could you be a rich man’s Bitch?’:- ‘Only if the rich man’s bits fit!’
….so in the heat of the night Osborne made love to young Morag Laird and when he left he said “if you have a boy call him George after his father.”…..
Fancy a WAG?
Sorry, love, I can only do it if you dress up as Margaret Thatcher
Dear Anonimouse
You say;
“I checked with the university and they said Laird is known to them as a ‘nuisance’.”
Did you ask about the Senior Arts Lecturer who was touching up a little girl while she was asleep in a university room?
Did you ask about them stealing money from working class people?
“That’s two full categories down from sex pest, is pretty must a nonentity and can simply be ignored”.
Oh I have upset you, ’sex pest’ is there something you want to tell the board about you and your granny?
As to being a nonentity since when did you become ’someone’?
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
What about Human Lefts then?
oh lairdy, you are such a mong
“Did you ask about the Senior Arts Lecturer who was touching up a little girl while she was asleep in a university room?”
you were very silly for dressing up in drag and wearing a sign that said “get it here”. That’s entrapment.
“stealing money from working class people? ”
you did? you shouldnt steal, thats naughty!
“As to being a nonentity since when did you become ’someone’?”
When I started paying tax unlike the little leftie parasite you undoubtedly are.
Anonimouse
Campaign for the purchase of a microscope for glasgow university so george laird’s brain can be spotted.
I was at University of Glasgow when this story broke so Laird is telling the truth.
WHATS the little girl’s room number ? All the (little girls) at uni must be at least 18 you tit so she should at least have a mind of her own . And what is a spotty little looser like you getting involved in police matters for ? KEEP YOUR fUCKING NOSE OUT you Billy na’h mate’s
George. You are mentally ill. Stop now, and take your medication. I’ve been watching you, you know.
I say, you remind me of Alice Miles. Fancy a shag?
I say, you remind me of Andrew Marr. Fancy a shag?
Do you fuck on first dates?
No, but I might after my second walnut.
“We meet again, Mr Laird”
“Just call me George, you foxy bint you”
Dear Anon
I am not a big ear bastard like Marr!
Fuck off with that shite!
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
“Mr Laird, please (blush) control your language you bad boy.
You are the spitting of Mr Marr”.
Hahahahaha! You took the bait there you stupid twat!
Go fuck ya sister before your dad does!
Don’t you mean campaign for HUMUS rights ? You are probarbly the fucking gardener jacking off in his potting shed as the girlies walk past !
Well he’s got to spend his humungous Beeb expenses on something…
Glastonbury 2009 Marred by invasion of troughing bbc staff.
Great!
my winner….
Aawww shit, I thought I was meeting Johnny Marr.
Damian !
We’ve been looking for you everywhere.
How is Glasgow Poly these days ?
“The mid-life crisis healing tent is that way >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>”
Breaking news>Andrew Marr’s arm’s resting,for once.
Wanna use me as a doormat, just like gordon does….
Touch me again and I’ll box your ears. Oh, hang on a sec…..
Marr is saying -
“The last time I met someone called Mandy they let me lick their arse.”
the winner!
No., 63/92 is the winner.
Young girl can’t work out what’s happening.
Bruce Springstein, Tom Jones and the BBC staff outing. Glastonbury is more like a meeting of the Derby and Joan club.
Dear All
Thank you for today it has been funny as always.
I am off to look at house prices for a while.
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
Din’t go Georgie. Here’s some hous prices for you to look at if you stay.
£195,000
£215,000 ono
£166,000
£275,995
£193,000
£515,000
£167,800
£275,995
£1,135,000
£211,190
£199,900
Mine’s gone up in value by a 0% increase
Marr finds the George Laird look an epic fail when pulling women.
“It was so successful at the Transexual Pageant though.” said a distraught George as he stumbled back to Labour HQ playing with his ginger pubes.
Andrew Marr exchanges pleasantries with Caroline Flint at the recent Glastonbury Rock Concert
No, Caroline would be resting on her spine and giving the soles of her feet a good airing, surely?
“Andrew Marr exchanges fluid with a crapulous bint at the recent Glastonbury Rock Concert.”
MMMM MR Speaker
I would just like to take this opportunity to drone on endlessly
Mr Marr briefly wondered how Mr Robinson’s podiatrist had managed to get the chainsaw through security.
Marr thinks: “I got away with a D-notice for getting Alice Miles up the duff, perhaps I can do the same with this young filly…”
Oi Sarah! fancy a quickie? Gordon won’t mind.
Fook off and get back to London marr you biased, smug, craven Kuuuuuunt, Ed bollocks is waiting for you to massage his shrunken plums, the young lady said
What do I win for this excellent and I have to say rather pithy entry to the competition?
Put George Laird into Google and check out the first entry – pponline -WTF.
Anon
I had a read at ppl so it looks like the Laird bastard is actually good at something. I never knew he trained Police Officers, what a hoon. Who exactly is this guy?
Marr > “Nice legs – What time do they open ?”
Girl > “Do I look like Alice Miles”
Marr to female- hey do my ears look big under this hat.
Female- yes you jug eared Hoon, you want to interview my Brazilian beaver around the back of the Pyramid stage for a tenner
Girl > “Forget it Jug Ears. I’ve seen you on the telly – you never get hard with anyone.”
I don’t get it.
Marr: “Are you working love?”
Girl: “No, and I bet you aint either”
George Osborne is RELAXED
dear, dear ‘Big Ears’, I thought he batted for our side.
Ooooh!
I don’t like the look of yours!
‘I’d give it five minutes,love! Champagne Socialism plays havoc with the bowels.’
I reckon 10 seconds is the most he can manage.
JugEars: Congratulations, luv, you’ve pulled!
Chick with dick.
“Surprised woman recognises blouse she gave to charity shop”
Is that Sarah Brown?
Be more precise please – which one ?
Marr > “Could you make the receipt out for fifty quid and call it “secretarial services” ?”
Marr says” I wonder if I could get that on expenses”
How original
this is nothing to do with the caption contest, I have just been reading the article by Guido Fawkes right hand side of the screen under SEEN ELSEWARE
“Micheal White is an apoligist for politicos”take a read its really good.
Marr! He’s making eyes at me.
9/10
Is the woman that Marr is ogling Jackie Ashley or Alice Miles?
No. Thought not.
What about…chick with dick.
“oooo those boots would look just DIVINE on Gordon”
“We can fandango in my hip Figaro if you’re feelin’ freewheeling later”
F off I won’t drop ‘em for less than a bob marley
It’s difficult to tell from behind, but the girl in the photo looks a lot like Andrea Riseborough who played Margaret Thatcher in BBC4’s Long Walk to Finchley!
Marr says: Well indeed, not even those legs and fine breasts would make me straight, I love my Mandelson.
No I’m not Sam Snead you cock eyed tart
‘Well heeled ! ‘
‘Well heeled ? ‘
No point having a Caption Contest, Guido. Marr will just get an injunction preventing publication.
Marr impersonates Gordon Brown’s walk.
Man with big tent offers girl the chance to see the Unstoppable Sex Machine.
And the lady is saying “I know you. You played that Whatsisname in Lord of the Rings. Y’know – Gollum”
Hey baby, looking for a big mac?
Phwoar!
Can I suck up to you?
If I can put my head down your cleavage, you’ll find out why they me jug ears.
I’m looking for the golden showers gig.
Girl: Have you seen my pussy?
Marr: Probably.
Marr: I love a good spanking on a Sunday morning.
Marr: I wonder what those boots would look like behind my ears.
What ae you looking at you ugly twat?
would have preferred kneel young
Very crazy.. I like it, but i can’t try that in my Country…
hahahaha
Here I am, the four hundred and fifty first BBC trougher to get tickets for Glastonbury, (I used to play the bongos you know).
‘Two legs good;phwoar legs better!’
“Cowgirl boots? Yep. time for a ride. “
“PS Wonder if she does bareback?”
Marr: “Well, Lord Mandelson – what ARE you wearing….?”
‘Well heeled ! ‘
‘Well heeled ? ‘
‘Boil In The Bag Babies caused a stir among the less hip festival goers.’
Thinks “You’d have to be a complete airhead to fancy me”
Says “Do you vote Labour, then, darlin’”
lol
Marr “I could find you a position on my couch next Sunday darlin”
Girl ” Nah sorry love, got to wash my hair…”
‘Marr finally gave up hanging around under the big ‘love’ banner after 7 solid hours harrasssing anyone with tits who walked within 6ft of him. three obese gentlemen intend to press charges.’
Rock and Roll is Now!…..from Famous Musical Quotes by Andrew Marr.
Sorted for ears n’ wigs.
good one
Girl to Marr: No I won’t squeeze the bag and handle your pipe.
Another useless scotch Hoon loses out on grass.
AM: Would you like to star on my sunday morning show ,I have an absolutely enormous casting couch !!
young woman : I am too young to have my career ruined
I know there is a long queue for the toilets but NO you cannot take a shit in my hat!
Marr: What would you say to a little fuck?
Girl: Goodbye Little Fuck!!!
Is this a spot the Bull competition?
Hey – I’m Johnny Marr really, not Andrew, y’know. From the Smiths – honest!
Radar love
Marr: “Fancy some Breakfast with Marr? However I should warn you, I give most people a soft ride.”
Who needs tear gas when you have Andy Marr.
You never lose your girl, you just lose your turn.
BBC’s Reporter Andrew Marr and Assistant looking for the green shoots of recovery. Seems a valid enough expense to me.
“Ding Dong ! I say, do you want to grapple with my gumboots ?”
Hey – You smell like you are wearing Harriets Harman’s recycled tights!
Fancy a shag Lilly, you’re miles better than the last one I had?
Hey Mister, were you born with just one leg?
Forget about the two in the foreground …. what about the dodgy drug deal going on in the background under the love sign?…..CALL THE POLICE!!!
BBC Springwatch introduce duck-billed platypus to the West Country.
PS. Kate Humble topless: http://web.archive.org/web/20050417005832/http://robbscelebs.co.uk/
Cor… And all I get is the likes of Janet Daley and Carole Thatcher on my sofa.
Dear stilyagi_air_corps
I read your funny post; you don’t know sod all about human rights and law in general.
“there’s a blatant example of human rights abuse right under your nose in Glasgow Uni for you to rectify – a frail-looking elderly lecturer called Gilmore is being badly slandered on a hate-speech website”.
Firstly; I don’t run a hate speech website that’s libel by you but I will let it go because you are a prick and don’t know any better.
Secondly; I don’t print lies.
Third; I don’t target innocent people.
Fourth; all evidence collected by against this horrible vile nasty little man was done so under the Data Protection Act 1998. Under the Act I have to have reasonable belief a crime has been committed, I did.
Fifth; under the Public Interest Disclosure Act; I am legally allowed to bring to the attention in the public domain matters like this which are in the public interest.
In case it escaped your notice criminals are not allowed to claim “privacy” to commit crime.
What Law School did you go to?
“do you think making online jokes about an old man’s heart attacks, as well as posting an identifiable image of him at work is reason to inform the police and Uni. authorities?”
What online joke?
Who was joking?
Also the legal precedent of publishing against people such as Gilmore has been established. I never acquired the image illegally so what is your case? His staff photo is also available for anyone to see if they care to look, so what’s your case on that?
If you want to get the Police then I would be delighted and also I would counter charge.
“I know you’re an expert on these matters, and I await your reply”.
Hope you like it, the post stays up on my website.
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
Is it “lovechild number two has narrow escape?”
I was there and hovering around Hospitality occasionally (to be honest it’s usually full of tiresome music industry types doing chang in the festival lavs so I avoid it).
If I’d known that that hoon, sorry, accredited press member of ZaNuLiebour (always giving senior officers an easy time on his TV show) was there I would have sought him out and asked how lovechild number one was doing in a rather loud voice.
As it was I had to make do with Peaches Geldof asking me the way to the John Peel Stage: she’s more vacant than I expected with neither a please when she asked nor a thank you as she wandered off not understanding “up here and turn left”.