Iranian Press TV Glee
Everybody is saying they won’t go on Press TV now and Hopi Sen has a cryptic reference to Guido’s appearance on the Iranian regime funded Press TV channel.
Guido had a bit of a laugh with Press TV: was invited to spar on a debate show hosted by Nick Ferrari with a Labour baroness (can’t remember her name) and Anne McElvoy over regulating blogging. Guido managed to accuse the baroness of wanting it to be like in Iran where they throw bloggers in jail. Did my best a few times to correctly pronounce the names of Iranian bloggers in Iranian jails (information courtesy of Index on Censorship)
Also tried to get the producers to make out the appearance fee cheque to the Conservative Friends of Israel – which they refused to do. Here is something that should worry the mullahs putting up the money for the station – the young hip, producers hate you. According to Guido’s intern/spy who was sitting in the production gallery they were genuinely laughing about the launch of a televised tirade against Iranian tyranny on their station. Not sure if it got censored for broadcast. Should say that the chat show host Nick Ferrari didn’t blink either, suspect he was amused as well.
Guido got the impression that the young producers who control the station had basically blagged the money off the regime using family connections to set up a station. They weren’t that interested in pumping out propaganda – though no doubt they have to make efforts to keep the paymasters happy. In any event the appearance fee ended up in Index on Censorship’s account…
You claim not to be a Conservitude, and yet request a checque made out to the Conservitude Fiends of Unreal?
There is no Libertarian Friends of Israel organisation. Guido would have preferred to them to send the cheque to http://pizzaidf.org/ …
Unreal!
Please don’t feed the trolls.
Perhaps Gordon Brown should have a regular feature on Press TV. His appartchicks could fill the gaps left by everyone refusing to participate. Their policy of not worrying too much about the truth would suit him.
Gordon does Royal Mail u-turn! would become “Gordon saves the Royal Mail.”
It could be the future of UK journalism for Labour, with Mandelson as editor in chief it could save this government. I’m sure they wouldn’t worry too much about the Iran stuff, civil liberties are not New Labour’s strong suit.
It is a very good TV station.
I love the cooking stuff and Iranian Cash in the Attic
Guido, as part Irani yourself, you do your countrymen no favours backing Israel to keep Dinner Jacket in power.
Whilst Israel grins at the thought of a nutter they can point at and play the victim, real bloggers in Iran are in jail.
Guido is part Indian you fuckwit
And as I am both prime Minister and the worlds biggest fuckwit I know what I am talking about.
The wankers who rule Iran are about as popular with their populace as I am.
Strictly speaking Guido is half Anglo-Indian and half Irish, claims to be Irish but has British citizenship.
Well if we are getting particular about the lineage it is Euro-Indo-Irish. For whatever reason people want to believe different, the passport nevertheless has a harp on it.
Thought you drank Guinness not Harp
Nah, your tippex features hair puts you down as Persian mate. Your mum has been telling porkies
Hey, that’s my link.
Are links ownable?
Don’t you hate your Muslim patients?
I’m not a doctor.
There are no “freinds of Israel” period
Get a rag for your head, and a rag for your minge if it’s that time of the month.
and there are probably even less friends of your brand of islamism
You’re wrong there matey. I’m a friend of Israel.
Dr Feelgood
But are you a Freind?
I have a really heavy black blanket hanging on the line. It would be murder for your wife to wear if you are feeling especially repressive this month.
A freind in need is a freind indeed. Educashon, edukashion, edewcation, innit.
Fuck off home you arsehole and help your family get the poppy crop in.
Well, there’s me. So that would make you wrong, wouldn’t it. Wonder what motivates your Jew hating, LondonMuslim.
What a pathetic statement, and factually incorrect.
Silly Boys!
Rags go over the Manhole!
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Inglesi,
I go to see my pal Toni. He want to be il Presidente di Europa. He say Sil I need your vote.
Toni I say I gotta keep the Germans happy, I don’t know. Toni he get out the whiskey we drink and he say he can be very persuasive. He get out more whiskey, we drink I go to bed thinking – maybe.
Next day I wake up – there’s a horse’s head in the bed – like in the Godfather !
I rush out shouting, Toni you b*stard. He look at me. Then he burst out laughing.
What’s so funny I say ?
It’s worse than you think Sil I think you’ve just shagged Magareta Beckitt !
I not drink Glenfiddich any more
Ciao
It started in Iran
Nobody wants the revolution to fail more than Israel. sod the Iranians
Let’s imagine. A moderate Iranian leader smiling and joking with the russians and Chinese and quietly getting on with nuclear research with no sanctions or…
A swivel eyed Islamoloon threatening to destroy Israel every five minutes…..
Every sheckel is backing Dinner Jacket to stay in power
Or how about the Jewish community in Iran who refuse to go to Israel.
If anyone is behind the current turmoil in Iran, if it leads to the Jewish enclave finally moving to Isreal – is Mossad.
I’m waiting for the reports to come in about attacks on the Jews in Iran. As yet nothing – and they’re still not going to Israel. Interesting that Israel state that Iran hates jews, yet the jews in Iran refuse to leave!
They pay the Jizya protection money.
You are confusing semitism and Zionism. Israel never said Iran hates jews.
Most of the jews in Hampstead Garden Suburb “refuse to move to Israel.” Do you think they therefore like Gordon Brown?
It was one of the reasons that America was touting for attacking Iran – that if Iran had Nuclear weapons it’ll attack Israel, and hence Israel was threatening a ‘first strike’ on Iran to prevent its nuclear program.
The essential message was Iran is Muslim – all muslims hate jews – Iran hates the jewish state of Israel – if Iran has a nuclear weapon – Iran will attack Israel.
BTW – in America – it’s anti-semitic to hate Israel.
Ever heard of a “pretext”?
Ayatollahs with nuclear weapons is not a nice prospect, irrespective of Israel.
Funnily enough – the idea of regime change etc was what got America into Iraq – see how well that went.
Iran has a bigger (1 million men) and better trained army!
Almost forgot a point…
Iran has a democracy – indeed is the state with the only properly working democracy in the area, which is backed by the entire nation.
Israel – has nuclear arms supplied by America – has a large Christian and muslim population which aren’t allowed to vote. … is that a better state to have nuclear weapons? When they’re threatening to use them on Iran?
“As the Imam said, Israel must be wiped off the map,” – Mahmoud Ahmedinajad. No, I think it more likely that Israel would like an Iranian leader who didn’t want to wipe Israel off the map. What would you want if you were them?
Fool, Israel receives all of its billions because they have a looney neighbour in Iran.
Why would they want a nice moderate one and no more dollars? Why would the US stop making arms to sell to Israel?
Much simpler to keep a nutter in power.
> Israel has a large Christian and muslim population which aren’t allowed to vote.
Please don’t tell lies.
Dr Nuts, you need to get some education about Israel. There is universal suffrage there regardless of race or religion – hence Muslim members of the Knesset.
In Iran, candiates can only stand if approved by the religious authorities. Which is why a wacko like Ahmadinejad got selected in the first place. He has messianic tendencies, and I suspect he thinks destroying Israel will hasten the return of the Hidden Imam.
Even Mousavi was pre-approved by the looney priests. Problem is he didn’t read the terms of reference. The idiot thought it was a proper democracy. Like Israel.
Dr Nuts
Almost forgot a point…
….Schmendrick!!!
old holborn and hashish said:
“Fool, Israel receives all of its billions because they have a looney neighbour in Iran.
Why would they want a nice moderate one and no more dollars? Why would the US stop making arms to sell to Israel?”
no, no old holborn, ’tis you who is the fool!
that’s an easy one question to answer.
the reason why america will reduce the funding it supplies to israel is because it means america would continue to be guilty of collaborating with a terrorist state.
a state headed by war criminals who have committed hundreds of war crimes and and who intend to use american money to commit more war crimes against Palestine and to fund the occupation Palestine.
if that state of affairs were allowed to continue it would implicate President Obama.
he would come under suspicion of collaborating with war criminals to commit war crimes.
and that is why america will start a rolling programme of santions against israel until israel does the deal it has already agreed to.
GO OBAMA – COULD HE BE THE BEST PRESIDENT EVER?
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Guido – I have one comment
“BACK OF THE NET”
150 years is a long, long, time.
Look on the bright side,you must get some time off for good behaviour.
I wish I did.
True. With any luck he’ll be out before he’s 200.
You were guilty of that most heinous of crimes: theft of rich peoples’ money.
Yep, Madoff got 150 years, most murderers got less.
It’s not the money though, it’s the embarrassment.
AntiCitizen,
Madoff stole the money, not state bureaucrats.
Madoff helped set up and Chaired NASDAQ , which also helped steal a lot of money in the dot con tulip boom.
No money was stolen in dot com bursting bubble and this had nothing to do with Madoff who was a non-executive chairman. He was too busy stealing money elsewhere. Investing in high risk stocks is just that – high risk.
Get your facts straight you lying toerag.
Aha, mind your language pea brain.
NASDAQ evolved from Madoff’s OTC trading system, so there, hahaha!
He was and is part of the establishment of the financial services ‘industry’.
The market’s always right, you can’t buck the market. The market won’t like that. blah, blah, blah.
Socialise the losses, privatise the profits.
Well many are not rich anymore. Life times savings down the shitter.
He should have stolen from a million little old ladies instead of a couple of hundred rich guys, then the law wouldn’t have even bothered looking for him.
Most people didn’t invest in Madoff directly. A lot of people with kosher (hehe) investments had their funds invest further in Madoff’s ventures. Not everyone was rich who got caught. A lot of ordinary people who worked hard for their money lost it.
Preening Ponzi ponse.
Not yet Derek Gonaway, sadly.
Guido: “Did my best a few times to correctly pronounce the names of Iranian bloggers in Iranian jails (information courtesy of Index on Censorship)”
Top stuff El Guido, keep up the good work!
I can’t wait to tell David Miliband.
You’re a star Guido and a crate of Theakstons Old Peculiar is in the post.
BTW,could you kindly handle PMQ’s for me next week
The Iran will compete with Nintnedo’s Wii Fit.
The Iraq has been tried and tested at Guantanamo.
The last time I ran in to you, you were taking the Ayatollahs’ shilling.
It started in Kirkcaldy and Cowdenbeath.
Och
It actually started in the Manse
You have made me laugh ot loud Wacko!
Well done sir! A considerably more mature and witty course of action than that of Mrs Dale!
It remains a serious concern that Iranian bloggers are being locked up and we all need to express solidarity
News is, anti ahmedinajad people now being hung. Jeremy Bowen doesn’t seem to give a shit enough to try and sneak out a story, however.
One o clock nNws…..Just seen Gordon Brown in Leeds at a whelk stall……………… you really could not make this up – video too
Stop press: Whelk stall has gone bankrupt.
Is he of the Presbyterian persuasion ? (!).
Jack of the slimy straw was on radio 4 just now. His decision to deny R.Biggs his exit card from prison is a purely political one. He will side step his responsibility because he is afraid it will create ‘bad news’. What a weak, spineless man he is. Puts me in mind of all those denials he made about knowledge of the renditions that were being made via Britain. He will pass over his responsibility to the parole board. As long as his name isn’t in the frame!
Gordon rushed up to Leeds to get some information, first question: How exactly do you run a whelk stall?
NuLabior is going to nationalise the whelk business because it is efficient and making money.
Be reassured little person.
A 3000 page advisory booklet is in preparation this very moment, together with a 6,000 page appendix of EUSSR regs.
What about the national whelk database? The IT boys need their cut so as well as all that paperwork mallarkey we need to get some big time consultancies in as well.
Ha, ha, ha.
I wouldn’t have let Ronnie Biggs out either – he showed how he reacts to justice when he escaped and fled the country, he’s obviously the sort of guy who thinks he’s above the law.
I would say that there’s a better than average risk that he will get a fake passport and be out of the country in no time as soon as he gets a day release!
But where is the justice in a 79 year old man who has been reduced to an almost vegetative state by multiple strokes being detained in prison when ministers such as Shahid Malik MP and Ann Keen MP continue to be employed in government?
Balls defends his spending figures on the grounds that they are relative to GDP. Should not Jack Straw equally weigh his parole release decisions on the grounds of relative criminality?
The guy is about to pop his clogs. Presently he is being kept at Her Majesty’s Pleasure at great expense. No doubt he would still be able to call on the free services of the NHS but I suspect it would be a lot cheaper to let him out and let his family bear some of the expense.
What purpose does it serve to let a sick old man die in jail other than to show how “tough” Straw is.
IMHO Death-in-jail seems fitting to a man with a life of crime.
More should follow his example (I can think of 640ish for starters ).
Biggs’ last crime was committed 46 years ago. Has Straw, the dodgy accountant, been squeaky clean in all that time.
Since, I believe, he needs 24 hr care, I can’t see him bolting. And Jack the Straw, – is he in any position to decide on the fate of another man? His record is quite appalling even though he has the title of Minister of Justice!
Well he is the Straw man!
Enough coarse humour!!!
The Glorious + Beloved Leader (also Crayjus etc) was looking for a prosthesis to assist him in the . . . . uhm . . . manly department!!
Now get on wiv yoore work
Don’t be so shellfish.
Whelk come to Leeds
Welcome to the human race MB. A genuine funny!!
Do you get paid extra for that?
….Nottingham and I’m fecked too – he was within 2 miles of my house yesterday!!!
Nottingham? Your police are dog murderers. Shame on you for living there.
(Two German Shepherds left in police dog unit at HQ) Hot dogs.- It should be illegal. Oh, it is.
I was almost (!) speechless when I read about those poor dogs – anyone else would be prosecuted and banned from keeping animals…..
Then I read that the dogs were, like lots of bad news recently ie stabbings, taserings etc, from Nottingham.
Perhaps Gordo’s visit hexed the poor pooches too.
I’ll keep em peeled for a darkly clad figure carrying a sickle walking past my window stuttering: I i i i i it it it it….s s s s started i i i i i i i in A A A A America…..
RIP Molly Sugden and Mrs Slocombe’s pussy…
Nottingham is well bad. Loads of robbin hoodies there.
That will be another ‘unannounced’ visit then. GB does that so no hostile crowds are there.
Terminator @ 79 What about the national whelk database?
Thank you.
This will, of course, be absolutely essential to ensure inclusiveness, equality and diversity for all those of a whelk tendency or persuasion.
I must strongly protest, mussels and winkles are seriously unrepresented in this debate.
We will soon iron that out.
You’re a pawn in search of a cock tail, Master B.
I sincerely hope that the LBGT whelk community are going to be given preferential treatment from Herr Braun.
They have suffered from massive discrimination by the heterowhelk population and are a largely neglected community within the United Whelkdom.
May I suggest equal opportunity councillors and gender awareness co-ordinators as well as, comprehensive diversity awareness schemes, to help end this ongoing tragedy.
I have carefully costed the price of such modest intervention and it comes to a tad under £17 billion. As my molluscular constituents would say, whelkfeed.
Like everyting else with this govenrment the reforms will happen only at a snail’s pace.
End of the Whelk industry then.
End of Leeds then.
British Whelks for British shellfish eaters
No wonder the prime mentalist is called Jonah – he’s also doomed the entire edible contents of the seas surrounding this once “sceptred Isle”….sigh – makes you wonder about that whale that committed suicide in the Thames close to the HoP???
Paxo had a guy from Press TV on Newsnight last night (Wednesday) who basically refused to answer questions and refuted anything put to him. He blamed the BBC for booking the wrong person, i.e. himself!
It was mentioned that Nick Ferrari has left Press TV.
One of the best things on Newsnight for some time. Paxo outtwerped.
He made the point that there was no difference between Press TV and the BBC in terms of dubious relations to government.
Fair enough.
Con/Lab/Lib Dem friends of Israel – An easy billet for careerist types who know who rules the roost.
Lab/Lib Dem friends of Palestine – Tough choice for the more principled integrity types who don’t mind being smeared and having their careers derailed.
Remember Norman Finklestein
Remember George Galloway? His career is doing just fine.
I couldn’t believe that the spokesman from Press TV looked just like the bad bald guy from Thunderbirds. Same face,same hair,same everything. Weird.
He was incredibly evasive.I thought at the time he must have been on the same course as Nu-Liebor’s ministers.
See that Lauren Booth also on Press TV. What a weirdo. Just like her sister.
No, she is not like her sister. Nobody could be quite as grasping, as insincere, as ill-dressed, or money grubbing as dear cherie.
Lauren Booth ?
Thankfully she looks nothing like her Gorgon of a sister .
Shame she has to open her mouth and vomit out leftist pish , though .
Can’t have everything , I suppose .
She could have been defending the Palestinians, which is a worthy cause. Lauren Booth, not the frightful cherie blair.
This Global recession what started in America and has gone global, affecting all four corners of the Globe. How come it ain’t affecting Iran
They had very serious economic problems before the crunch so nobody out there noticed much difference.
When I was at school spheres didn’t have corners. How times change…
The earth is a geoid, not a sphere, as any fule kno. Tsk tsk tsk.
Obviously the Earth is geoid. That’s like saying that a walrus is walrus-shaped.
Oblate spheroid, surely?
…and quarks are made of themselves, Sir WW, so not as odd as it sounds.
Primary school teaches children the world is round
Middle school that it is a sphere
Secondary school that its an irregular ellipsoid
But it is only at college they learn its true shape is geoid.
The earth has 8 “corners” in some mappings.
http://mathproofs.blogspot.com/2005/07/mapping-cube-to-sphere.html
A map can have as many corners as desired but planet Earth doesn’t have any.
You’re new around here aren’t you?
Your a Zanu-Labour supporter aren’t you.
How do I know?
The give away was your complete lack of maths knowledge.
Now you’ve embarassed yourself, again.
You don’t even understand the mathematical concept of a mapPING and you say I should be embarrassed?
You really are thick.
A map or mapping it doesn’t really matter.
You can map any shape you want on to a sphere, whether the original shape has corners or not.
You can make a map a sphere in two dimensions with as many corners as you want.
I have been on press tv a few times, too, and i have never been censored, despite very much not agreeing with the regime on almost anything. my favourite fact about press tv though is that it employs derek conway mp.
It speaks volumes for their values that they employ that bastion of probity.
my work here is done
goodbye
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Thank you for going.
PLease don’t come back.
Bye bye, thank God…
You will be missed – like a third nostril.
Not you Steve, but Cosmess.
;-)
Compo, don’t go!
Last time I saw the back of something so unpleasant, it was after a week’s course of antibiotics.
The Health Secretary says the Government expects 100,000 new cases of swine flu to be diagnosed each day by the end of August.
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Politics/Swine-Flu-Government-Expects-100000-New-Cases-A-Day-By-The-End-Of-August/Article/200907115327951?lpos=Politics_Carousel_Region_0&lid=ARTICLE_15327951_Swine_Flu%3A_Government_Expects_100%2C000_New_Cases_A_Day_By_The_End_Of_August
Pigging Hell, that seems rather a lot.
Only Tory voters though.
There must be a real problem in the Muslim community with this flu. As they must not eat or handle pigs,what are the Mullahs going to tell their followers if they get swine flu? Will the muslims who get it become unclean and untouchable?Will they be refused entry to Mecca and ultimately Paradise?
I think I read somewhere that an unknown source said that any muslim with swine flu will be forced to become Jehovah Witnesses
Anyone is welcome in our flock but very sorry no beards.
Does that only apply to the women?
Phew . . . that’s a relief . . . I was beginning to think there was nothing to worry about . . . wot wiv Donaldson Ducky the ‘Elf Supremo silent for more than 24 hours.
Now I’ve got a reason to put on my whole body condom again.
That’s their target, eh ?
Blimey, Gordon’s going to be busy, going round kissing all those pigs.
I would not put it past Gordon to introduce emergency powers that will delay any general election until the threat of Hog Influenza is considered over.
BUGGER!!!
They’re onto it already!!
That’s how President Marcos of the Philippines grabbed power by creating a state of emergency. He got his boys to start letting off bombs in Manila – an apparently grave situation which could only be dealt with by suspending democracy. “Muslims from the provinces trying to seize control of the state” well someone was anyway.
But that was an impoverished third world state with a disaffected, downtrodden population and an unpopular leader. Not Britain, my lads.
Civil Contingencies Act – 2003 I think. Was pushed through as a result of something that started in America and gives the Government power to suspend Parliament (I think indefinitely) and impose Cabinet rule.
It’s up to Broon to invoke this if he sees it to be necessary, and it could postpone the GE until the “crisis” is “resolved”
Please God, no….
Sorry forgot to add that it also allows a massive number of l a w s to be “temporarily” set aside, Broon could impose a real police state if that was his wish…
I wouldn’t put it past them to introduce the bloody virus itself!!!
Remember when that government facility leaked all that hazardous stuff (can’t remember what it was) only days after Brown became Prime Mentalist? He got a lot of praise for the way he handled it (which was feck all).
What Brown needs now is a good scare to help us forget what a lying bastard he is, and to remind us that he really is a courageous fellow.
But then in that case, Swine Flu would be the least of Browns troubles.
There will be riots or else I am not Watt Tyler!
Will we get lucky and Gordo die of Pig Flu.
We can’t expect miracles and the entire PLP die of PF – can we?
Is it wrong to pray for that?
It maybe wrong but I’ll hear your feckin confession.
A vaccine is two months away:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8128509.stm
Just too late? But don’t worry too much, it’s only flu.
Don’t forget how firmly this government is fixed in a bedrock of reality!
Gibber gibber!
Swine flu – my arse!
Oooh please can I come on your TV show – caked in make up?
S. Moi Lard?
ELP. Would you like a pretty dress Sarah?
S. Moi Lard?
ELP. And do you like walking Sarah?
S. Moi Lard?
ELP. And would you like to walk with lots of other people wearing pretty clothes Sarah?
S. Moi Lard?
ELP. That’s settled then Sarah.
S. Moi Lard?
ELP. Now have a boy sent to my room, and BE SURE tell me if you see men with beards and carrying large stones come in.
S. Moi Lard?
Getting caught in flagrante with a boy is no problem to the Bearded Ones (viz: ‘boys of pearl-like beauty’ promised to the Faithful in Paradise.) Getting caught with an adult like Lord M is a good way to attain fast-track defenestration, or depenisisation…
Well done Guido… and I am glad also for the Index on Censorship link, which has gone into my ‘add to’ favourites Politics box.
The New York Times just announced Unemployment at 9.5%; 467,000 Jobs Lost in June in the USA.
It’s clear we are far from a recovery and maybe the recovery will “start in America” before it arrives here. Wow 10% of the USA out of work…that’s a lot of people.
See, they don’t have GB to put them all to work – or in training camps. And how many of the previously unemployed gained jobs, after all that’s the figure that GB would crow over, not the number actually unemployed … that’s too close to reality!
Rubbish!! Oh ye of very little faith
Thanks to Our Beloved and Glorious Leader (also Crayjus . . . etc) the Recovery (that we do not need ‘cos there ain’t no Recession here) will negate any slowing down of the economy.
My (soon to be Lord) Bollocks has Tractor stats to prove it!
And Pres. Meddlesome says it’s true.
No. Gordo is a soviet man.
We’ll pretend to work (non jobs), and they’ll pretend to pay us (in quantitatively eased money).
If 10% of the American workforce is out of work can we blame the Haggis for that?
He did curse the U.S. with his presence at about the right time.
Doesn’t tell you half the story. Anyone unemployed for more than 9 months no longer receives any benefits.
Hey presto, not on the unemployment register.
Gordon, quick, phone Barry! See how it’s done.
correct. like UK the Yanks employ more people to fiddle official stats than work in real jobs. ‘U6′ in the bureau of labour statistics I think is the metric that gets closest to how unemployment was measured over 20 yrs ago. that gives unemployment at ~16%. shadowstats.com tries to give the real figures; I think they have US unemployment at at least 20% now. UK lies worse over true figure.
The answer is more immigration.
In any event the appearance fee ended up in Index on Censorship’s account…
Should pay for the bubbly next time a Dutch film-maker is beheaded.
Crabtree and Evelyn applied for chapter 11 yesterday. If they go down, Britain’s former ‘most senior policeman’ will need to source his pommade elsewhere.
Hah!
Just ask the Dark Sith Lord of Everything where he gets his?
Government will wash their hands of this one
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WARNING DO NOT EAT FISH!
And don’t call me Shirley.
“As he was leaving Mr Brown said to Mr Hocken: “Best wishes for your business and tell your wife I appreciated her call. She’s a very persuasive woman and you should be proud of her.”
That’s f*cked the last remnants of the fishing industry then.
Tch, tch, tch! – There’s so much work to do round here!
Look!! ((c) T. Bliar) McGrouniad the Bold + the EUSSR Shellfish thingy have arranged for quantitatively eased PLASTIC fish and shellfish to be placed in the sea.
See!?
Simples!
And the owner’s marriage no doubt.
According to Guidos theory (so far proved correct) that’s another business doomed, never ask the grim reaper round for tea.
A bit of a own goal in some respects…… Mrs Hocken should never have picked up that phone. She must have been very angry in the first place to want to cross swords with the devil.
If I got wind of the snot gobbler visiting my business park, I’d lock the doors, switch off the lights, and hide behind the cold room for the rest of the day…. What’s one days lost trading compared to bankruptcy?
So far proved correct . . . yes, save the times it was wrong, of course.
He really does not understand business does he? At the very least he could have bought a sandwich!
A Whelk sandwich? Ugh.
He’s an expert on Shellfish and food generally. Something of a Gastropod in fact…..
I did NOT have sex with that cooling cucumber sandwich!
Mr Hocken said: “It was very nice to see. The fact that he’s a human at the end of the day and he’s tried to understand the problems that are arising.”
Have the lizards got to Mr Hocken so quickly?
It’s like fecking Stepford Wives…
And yes, I agree with AntiCitizen One: don’t eat the fecking fish
The Man with the faecal touch
How exciting
Maybe Brown’s visit to a whelk stall was research for his forthcoming book about competence…
Well I guess thats your lot Guido. A thousand fatwahs bollocks cut off and fed to the dog and no opportunity to apologise.
It’s a tough world, old chap, but of course thats probably what poor old Biggs is thinking at the moment
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I’ll go on Press TV. I like going in TV – especially caked in make-up, and especially when I get to tell a whole raft of flipping lies.
Oh yes Geoffrey, I like sausages.
What will happen to those whose religion forbids them from eating pork. Can they stiil get swine flu?
Yep! – There’s Swine Flu here in Dubai, brought back by local students studying abroad.
So concerned is the govt that any local students who have been in infections areas, such as the USA and Australia, are being quarantined at the Embassy before being alllowed home!!
Source: http://archive.gulfnews.com/articles/09/06/18/10323884.html
will they get ex-communicated from their religion or stoned to death?
Getting swine flu is not connected to the consumtion of pork. The govt here originally thought that and banned pork imports (it’s available in a few shops here, in a separate area (like cigarettes in the UK).
Influenza spreads between humans through coughing or sneezing and people touching something with the virus on it and then touching their own nose or mouth.[76] Swine flu cannot be spread by pork products, since the virus is not transmitted through food.
from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swine_flu
Lots of people in Peru don’t eat pork – not due to religious constraints, but because they don’t have any pigs.
When I was last there, the farmers in a humble hillside community begged me to stay with them and tell them about pork scratchings. I was humbled by their evident pride in having seen and heard me – and I promised to return once my castle in Spain has been renovated.
I still treasure memories of their dark eyes widened with amazement and gratitude as I spoke. So much more grateful than my own former constituents.
I hope you endorsed us, Matthew!
Matt
Did you mention your love of the pork sword?
“Luckily there was also space in my capacious Louis Vuitton sack for a small but perfectly formed Peruvian houseboy. They’re so much more accommodating that the rather passe’ Brazilian models Lord Mandy seems to find so entertaining. They’re entirely self-waxing too.”
Last time I saw your sack it was logo free
On topic and same nexk of the woods
Two British troops have been killed in southern Afghanistan, the Ministry of Defence has said. Another six members of Nato forces were wounded in the attack in Helmand Province on Wednesday involving an improvised explosive device (IED).
When are they going to sling out this lying mendacious government on its arse?? Its their fault and their responsibility. This loss of life is just crap they are doing nothing worthwhile except setting themselves up as targets
I hope Brown, Blair and those assholes in Labour burn in hell for this
Burn in Hell is too good for them mate.
O/T Breaking – George Osborne facing Standards enquiry following complaint from constituency Labour Party. Looks like he’s being charged with remortgaging his home for more than he paid for it (supposedly to maximise the amount he can claim)…
‘Ere stop messin’ abahht!
Doing what we’re best at – rolling out the Black Ops! Look out Fraser Nelson!
Steve, a mortgage loan is normally secured against the lender’s valuation of the property rather than its sale price. There is generally not a great difference between the two but, in times of rampant house price inflation, the later valuation figure can be a few percent higher, allowing the buyer to cover related buying costs, e.g. stamp duty, legal fees etc through the loan. Is this the case here or are we talking bigger discrepancies?
Reading the Sky News report, the difference is £5,000 when the mortgage amount is compared to the “reported sales price”. The allegation, from the Chairman of his constituency’s local Labour Party, is very generalised: “my complaint is based on the code of conduct for members of parliament which says that at all times they should conduct themselves in a manner that will maintain and strengthen the public’s trust and confidence in the integrity of Parliament”.
It is fit and proper that the Parliamentary Standards Commissioner should make a preliminary inquiry by writing to George Osborne for his response. I doubt however that it will go much further as the lender is unlikely to have loaned more than 100% of the property’s value.
Obviously Osborne has arranged his affairs to maximise the benefit he is able to receive from mortgage interest reimbursements. We make take a view that such behaviour is unacceptable troughing, but it appears to me to be neither illegal, exceptional nor in contravention of the parliamentary rulebook.
The Labour constituency chairman has however scored a reasonable PR victory.
Helped by its media arm, the BBC.
Didn’t Tony Bliar do the same thing?
Gideon Osborne flipping? A trougher? No, surely not. I mean, well, it couldn’t be, could it? The bloke’s a hoon and if Cameron has an ounce of gumption about him he’ll send him back to the private members’ club whence he came.
Cameron and Osborne are two buttocks of the same bum. Only a prick like Mandelson would want to split them.
Yes he did.
But he’s not a Member any more, and his expenses mysteriously disappeared into the shredder, paid for by the taxpayer of course…
Tony B Liar is a pretty straight sort of guy so he did it in a pretty straight sort of way
Splat, George Osborne, splat!
Try thinking of someone else when you are having your hourly hand shandy.
George is a gay icon I am informed by ginger acquaintenances.
Master Baiter went to see the nurse this morning for his annual check-up. She said, “you’ll have to stop wanking. When he asked why she said,
because I’m trying to examine you!”
Spliff, Master Baiter, Spliff!
Rather lame excuses for appearing on this station.
Dear All
A while ago after man first walked the earth; I said that George Osbourne or Oswank as I like to call him would bury himself.
It seems that Oswank is to be investigated by the Parliamentary Watchdog with regard to his expenses.
Does this mean that Oswank might voted out by the public?
Does this mean the odd couple of Cameron and Osbourne won’t be sharing an office now?
Is this good news for Britain?
How will the Bullingdon boy fare under the spotlight?
Does he have a good Lawyer?
Stay tuned in the continual saga, Oswank and the Raiders of the Lost Expenses!
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
Do grow up.
Dear Dame Celia Molestrangler
Do I detect some Toryesque unhappiness in your writing?
I am shocked personally, we always got along so well in the past.
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
For someone who professes to champion human rights, you are quick to condemn a fellow human based on hearsay.
Shame on you.
Dear Doctor Mick
I don’t condemn him on hearsay.
What do you take me for?
Osborne’s a prick, even he knows it.
He also has previous for paying back money, expenses money.
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
They’re all at it. It’s just a case of who gets put away. It won’t be the top people of either party – they’ll find some other sap to carry the can for that.
Dear Hoof
It is true that there are a lot at it.
But I want to see Oswank hit the blades so to speak.
Years ago I met a man who served on the Royal Yacht; he described Prince Charles;
‘oooooooooh he’s a weeeeeeeeee shiteeeee’!
Sums up my feelings for the Cameron puppet.
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
Dear George
I often see you on this and other blogs, and you seem to be gathering a degree of notoriety. However, if you want to become famous, I would suggest that you start wear a dog suit and call yourself Captain Alsation. This is what Simon Cowell did. (mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Britains Got Talent…)
I picture you as the Frank Sidebottom of the new milennium. So, when you finally get a spot on Kids Saturday Morning TV, can I come on – caked in make up?
Dear Tin
I don’t want to be famous.
I am a humble Glaswegian, you know the type pottering about in a saintly fashion.
I do pop in a few blogs but then so do you!
Does that make me a bad person?
If I need some help in future with regard to computing are you available?
Strictly in the cause of punishing the wicked.
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
George,
How did the pre-blogging brief go this morning? Was ‘Speodo Shorts’ congratulated?
Dear One of many Harman-Prides
I am an outcast here!
I am on my tod, a piece of nothingness in a sea of tory seweage!
Surrounded by enemies and villians who would do wickedness to me at the slight turn.
It’s good in here.
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
Was there a particular problem with a lack of human rights at Glasgow university before you got there?
You completely misunderstand a lot of the postings on here. It’s ALL the thieving MP’s most of us complain about – not just the ones in governmment. Most of us are pretty imparshal when it comes to that.
Pity you can’t be.
Financial misconduct = Conservatives
Fistal stimulus = Gordon Brown
Financial misconduct = Conservative Shadow Chancellor
Bloody hell, he’s learnt to type a new one!
Calm down dears, it’s only an advert. It is just a local liebore party publicity stunt.
succinct
And Labour are completely innocent, then? Thought not.
It was all within the rules, I hope.
Cameron’s scrutiny panel has looked at this already, oops!
DO you bit the heads off rats like your dad?
Or even bite…
Oh, forget it.
Murdering British Troops for their own political vanity = New Labour.
Your treasonous party has now cost the country 171 of our finest young people in Afghanistan.
You have no shame – like your party – which is why when push comes to shove comes to folks on the street, the Armed Forces will not save you or your rotten party.
Bastard.
but the cops will.
I go see my friend Toni, he want to be big boss of Europe.
He say Silvi I want your vote. I say Toni I gotta keep the Germans happy.
Toni he get out the whisky and say he can be persuasive. He get out more whisky , we drink and I go to be thinking – maybe.
Next morning I wake up there’s a horse’s head in the bed, just like Sicilia.
I run out of the room screaming; Toni he say wassa matter?
I say Toni there’s a horse’s head in my room. Toni he burst out laughing.
I say what so funny ? He say I think you,ve just shagged Magareta Beckitt !
Issa the way I tell them
Ciao
0% rise = Labour
Faecal Stimulus=Brown smears
This latest attack on gorgeous George has Peter, the Lord High Everything Else’s fingerprints all over it. Ugh!
Total misconduct with 0% rise = new Labour. The party that lies together, dies together.
Corr foo, what a scorcher!
Mwahahahahaha!
But they’re not together, are they? They are split asunder on so many issues, because the leadership – and it isn’t just Brown – is out of touch with reality, grasping around at straws and desperate to hang on for the remaining 10 months or so hoping that something will turn up. Meanwhile, they will smear, lie and promise things they have no intention of delivering. This will be the dirtiest election ever, and Mandelson will be at the heart of it, pulling all the levers.
There will, of course, be more leadership talk after the Irish referendum – Mandelson will see to that. They may even ditch loser Brown for loser Johnson, if he really wants to sacrifice his political career so early.
I look forward to seeing Labour rebuild themselves in opposition, because it’s the only way forward for them now. They are tired and disunited, and need a fresh start with new ideas.
You mean old labour rebuilding itself? Every day new diversionary tactics are employed. Keeps the bad news at bay, and how they long for ‘natural’ disasters, –
death M Jackson, election in Iran etc etc. Alistair Campbell is probably still in the pay of new labour, in conjunction with mandleson, shaun woodward, nick brown,
and others who operate in the shadows. Amazing how important it is for them to keep in power. Yes power corrupts, corrupts absolutely!
I put the finger on Osborne long ago. And I’m sure I’m not the only one. The Prince of Darkness’s dabs are indeed all over this one, though it is surprising that he took so long to finger a lightweight like Osborne. Cameron has real opportunities during this period. He needs to rid himself of Osborne and quickly.
Am in the dark here! What has Osborne been up to?
Look what that George Osborne is doing to the good name of the Conservative Party, he’ll have some white suited bbc newsman nick his seat he will.
171.
How many more have to die for your vanity Mr Brown?
How dare the Beeb criticise ‘press Tv’ for being a propaganda machine. The global warming horseshite pumped out on kids shows is a fucking joke. Blue Peter cant do an item without some reference to enviromental issues. The intention is obvious, create Hitler youth type children to badger their parents into being good citizens.
BBC – The longest party political broadcast ever.
Only children could swallow the AGW lies.
Can I just say what a good job Ed Miliband is doing as climate change minister – we’re having some lovely weather. Well done him!
Dear All
Is Osbourne guilty?
What is the gossip?
No one likes him except Cameron.
He won’t be missed rather like a used toilet brush.
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
Osborne, no u, ok
Dear Spell
A thousand times sorry.
Oswank is such a loser I can’t even spell his name correct!
More proof he should be strapped to a rocket and fired against a wall!
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
George is deffo non-U.
Your treasonous party has now cost the country 171 of our finest young people in Afghanistan.
Lefty Fascist scum like you could not hold a candle to a single one of them.
You have no shame – like your party – which is why when push comes to shove comes to folks on the street, the Armed Forces will not save you or your rotten party from the righteous anger of the people.
You are a bastard of the first order, a lickspittle of a turd on the arse of humanity & i hope the squaddies get to you before the mob.
Are the students at Glasgow University denied human rights?
They should try going to the LSE , more rights than you can shake a stick at.
Dear SO17
Yes, they are denied Human Rights at Glasgow University.
“They should try going to the LSE , more rights than you can shake a stick at”.
Typical English hoarding all the rights and good teachers, in Scotland plenty of backward human rights abusing retards who could get employment down south.
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
Just shoot me
I would like to know what Osborne was doing on Deripaska’s yacht.
I would also like to know what Mandleson was doing there too, particularly as he was staying on it!
I think Mandelson might be a keen sailor. Don’t know about Osborne, he always loos a little green about the gills.
Yeah, right. I doubt Mandleson is a keen sailor – especially as Deripaska’s yacht has a full crew.
A freebie mini-holiday on a luxury yacht with all expenses paid, would be much more up their streets.
Dear George Laird
Seeing as you are the Frank Sidebottom of the new millenium, please would you give us a tune on your hammond organ?
Please say hi to Little George, your cardboard cut out friend.
Yours truly
The Incredible Sulk
Dear Sulk
Some yearn for fame and others get it thrust on them.
Anything to earn a crust which is probably more than you do!
Stop your wickedness.
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
Go on, give us a song
George Osborne flew right over another Tory’s back
George Osborne flew right over another Tory’s back
George Osborne flew right over another Tory’s back
Because David Cameron needs a twat.
He was only checking arseholes
He was only checking arseholes
He was only checking arseholes
Because he is a such a twat!
awaiting moderation
Guido and anybody else who has an Irish grandparent IS Irish and can apply for an Irish passport.
too right.
Quirks of nationality ctd… Who cares section…
It even applies if the link is Northern Ireland. My grandchildren have Aussie, British and Irish nationality… Born Oz, mother Brit, father from Northern Ireland… and still entitled to an Irish as in Eire passport… Not a lot of people know that…
I have Irish ancestry, but I wouldn’t apply to become an out and out citizen of the EU
The Beloved and Glorious (etc) – whilst performing a Very Large Jobby – has realised that you, The Sheeple, would not wish Him to call an Election.
There are many reasons: Swine Flue, depletion of ShellFish stocks by day-trippers, lots more troughing to be done, – and so on.
Therefore no election. Not now. Not never. However, you, The Sheeple, are free to acclaim the G & BL wherever and whenever you wish.
We know you want this.
Old-Noo (neé Noo-Old) BoringLiars – (also Bonkers Builders R Us !) – meddling, bereft, bankrupt, taxing you witless, lying, ‘n wasting your money on something pointless near you!
Treating you like the idiots you are! It’s what we do!!
They are desperate to “regulate” the blogosphere in the UK. They would if they could have the web like radio 4 or 5 live. Only a matter of time before they dream up the necessary pretexts.
Its worse than you think.
There is a concerted effort behind the scenes to have UK Internet access regulated by the License Fee.
Think I am joking?
Download, but don’t install yet
http://www.torproject.org/
Just in case.
You are not joking. Taxing access to the internet is seen as the most practical solution to recovering lost revenue from piracy. The £5 “broadband for all” tax is the thin end of the wedge. Perhaps the Swedish Pirate Party will go global.
“the thin end of the wedge”
A Bennite solution, in fact.
my god they really are panicing now, they dont want George getting hold of the books do they, what a set up from this scum labour party, anyway I thought they were only going back four years on expenses, what they are talking about was 2001 – 2003 for goodness sake. Come on Gordon, Mandy just let George have the books.
George will have plenty of time to read”the books” when he gets banged up
why on earth should that happen
We’re seeking a fall guy to take care of all the unsolved crimes and who better than George.
whats good for the goose, so when can we expect Darling and Hoon and Blears and the rest of the Cabinet to be investigated by the Parl. Watchdog. hm thought not?
Yeah go on screw Osborne over, has the Labour idiots thought this out.
If they get Osborne ousted, i’d laugh if Cameron shoved Ken Clarke in the Shadow Chancellors job, that woud well and truly make Brown and Darling shiite themselves.
Farage and YouSkip would be over the Moon though!
Clarke’s attitude toward Europe is the problem there.
OT
Ronald Reagan (PBUH) quotes:
Concentrated power has always been the enemy of liberty.
Each generation goes further than the generation preceding it because it stands on the shoulders of that generation. You will have opportunities beyond anything we’ve ever known.
Entrepreneurs and their small enterprises are responsible for almost all the economic growth in the United States.
Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets.
Government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them.
Government exists to protect us from each other. Where government has gone beyond its limits is in deciding to protect us from ourselves.
Government’s first duty is to protect the people, not run their lives.
Government’s view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.
Governments tend not to solve problems, only to rearrange them.
Inflation is as violent as a mugger, as frightening as an armed robber and as deadly as a hit man.
No government ever voluntarily reduces itself in size. Government programs, once launched, never disappear. Actually, a government bureau is the nearest thing to eternal life we’ll ever see on this earth!
The problem is not that people are taxed too little, the problem is that government spends too much.
We should measure welfare’s success by how many people leave welfare, not by how many are added.
All true.
All absolute bollocks. Quoting cowboy Ronnie? Dear me.
Privatise the profits, socialise the losses.
People are not fooled by this Reagan/Thatcher nonsense any more.
US Congress – Democrat
US Senate – Democrat
US President – Democrat
US universal health cover, coming soon, by popular, democratic demand.
So you’ll be leaving for America ?
Take old Alba kirky Brown with you
They are spending the wealth that Reagan’s policies generated. Problem is, they don’t have a plan to generate the next lot of money. Obama is just a windbag.
ha ha, this clown wanker thinks I’m not a puppet and the legislature is not all bought and paid shills and whores.
Fair point but nothing can stop the financial maelstrom that will wash the fake nostrums of the reagan/thatcher period down the plug hole of history and on in to the drains and sewers, which is their rightful place.
Yeah, we love what Gordon has put in it’s place, where everybody becomes poor. That way nobody feels left out.
I wish we had the Democrats here – they are economically to the right of the Conservatives. USA has never been polluted by socialism in the same way we have.
PS. Look at the European Parliament elections – massive swing to the right throughout.
And it’s extremely racist and violent. It also has poor education, health cover and housing, who could wish for more. Go Dr Feelgood, go, take the philandering expense cheat John Redwood with you.
Hang on a minute ago it was the promised land of Prophet Obama.
Not many Americans would swap living there to come to the socialist paradise of Britain.
PS: I take my Obama lead from that saggy idiot Gordon I work for. Remember ‘Obama’ beach. Gordon would like the piss from his cock if he would let him.
I lick the piss from Gordon’s stubby effort (for real folks!)
I admit to faking the MB post immediately above, sorry.
Sorry for it being so weak I mean, but then you’ve seen my other efforts, which explains it.
MB
you must be getting desparate; that’s the second time this week you’ve tried impersonating ( first last Tuesday with George Laird )
try having some ideas instead
And add:
Force American mortgage underwriters (Fanny Mae and Freddie Mac) to underwrite sub-prime mortgages = Bill Clinton = Democrat.
That bit did start in America, but Gorgon Brown had already squandered our savings, so we had nothing for a rainy day. And that is why we are worse-placed than other countries to weather the financial storm.
You silly billy.
Clinton had a Republican Congress and a Republican Senate.
They were the legislators.
Got in one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
First, Putin plays the ‘Understands people’s concerns’ card at a sausage shop….
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/russia/5636797/Vladimir-Putin-humiliates-Russian-supermarket-chiefs-over-expensive-sausages.html
… then guess who copies him….
http://newsvote.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_yorkshire/8130452.stm
Fishy!
Give that man a cigar.
can you smoke on a blogg or is that banned?
virtually
Is Jack Straw trying to prove he is the utter hooning wanker that we know he is?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2009/jul/02/straw-refuses-pardon-michael-shields
http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2009/jul/02/asbo-waiting-times-cut
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2009/jul/01/ronnie-biggs-stays-in-jail
What’s all this then? Jack’s got a big dick?????
the price of a litre of petrol has risen by 10% since May. I know, it’s terrible. To combat climate change we must see petrol at a minimum of £2/litre before the common people are forced onto public transport, where they can be surveilled, controlled and extorted for the safety and financial wellbeing of civilised, intelligent, in-touch with their feminine side deviants like me.
Bloody tree hugging greenies…. hypocrits most of them, sorry all of them.. they own 4x 4’s Drive their kids to school half a mile…THE WORST THING IS THEY BLOODY COST US A FORTUNE. Us poor people can’t afford the taxes they want us to pay for their trip in life. Look at toynbee of the Gardian Got a place in Italy, no carbon payback there!!! How does she and her family get there?
God they piss me off!
Fuck me, one mention of Pizzas and it’s all out nuclear war again.
Look, all the bastards are the same, Jews with power and money, Iranians with power and money, anyone with power and money, see the common link?
The New World Order at Play.
Off topic but I’m really cross about it. McDoom just praise Andy Murray. Whether you like him or not poor sods fckd.
There is nothing here that makes any sense to the Gay, Lesbian, and Transgendered Razorshell Community!
Hey you slack bastards go comment on Guido’s piece on Comment is Free – it’s hanging their in the wind all naked and wrinkled.
Bonus points for calling Alan Johnson a Hoon.
But I digress….
What’s cold and grey and won’t be stroked tonight?
Mollie Sugden’s pussy.
Apparently the BBC are airing a new TV show starring Mollie Sugden, Wendy Richard and John Inman.
It’s called Are You Being Preserved?
After the election the TV-Tax won’t be preserved.
Clinton was a Democrat president. Don’t try to muddy the waters in your NuLab way.
Reply to MB @310
Fluck me it is hot enough to melt a glass eye!!! ( I hope)
It must be well stinking in the bunker. The previously leeched McBride slime will now be sweating from the walls. Armpits, cracks and sacs will be sperrgebiete of evil and unpleasantness and, while their Satanic Majesties are away, the punka-wallah plays about with the bosses’ computers.
Iran – just the place to send that hideously ugly little squirt Bernie Ecclestone. Apparently he likes dictators – just like most the short-arsed bastards in the world.
[...] Guido has an interesting story about the station: Here is something that should worry the mullahs putting up the money for the station – the young hip, producers hate you. According to Guido’s intern/spy who was sitting in the production gallery they were genuinely laughing about the launch of a televised tirade against Iranian tyranny on their station. Not sure if it got censored for broadcast. Should say that the chat show host Nick Ferrari didn’t blink either, suspect he was amused as well. [...]