Brown to do Gay Pride March
Last night Cameron spoke at a Gay Pride fundraiser, though he won’t be on the march itself.
Sarah Brown will be marching, though apparently her husband won’t be mincing along.
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Sarah Palin said…
“A year later, I gotta ask the supporters of all that, ‘How’s that hopey, changey thing working out for ya?’ “
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As of 28 Jan 2010 +5.8%
What will she be doing? The Gay Gordon?
I do hope Gorgo McDoom doesn’t do it in his kilt!
Unless he also has one of those things they put under horses’ arses, that is!
I read your comment as ‘Sarah Brown will be munching’.
An improvement on her current arrangements, surely.
She’ll have to put something sensible on her feet. What about a pair of very tall boots?
Is that all she’ll be wearing? Hmm, might even be worth going to have a laugh!
Is she a Transexual or Shemale?
If only Brown was as rampantly butch and hetrosexual as Camoron, Osborne and the Shadow Cabinet ? No closet cases there ducky ?
Of course not. They are clearly as straight as Peter Mandelson.
Here is his pink ID card.
We’ll be there!
The man simply cannot stop lying. Maybe it really is pathological.
Has anyone seen my pussy?
I hear that at the end of the march she will unmask herself, Tootsie-like, and present to the world the meat-and-two-veg that makes her so appealing to Gordon.
I thought she wore a strapadicktome.
Prime Mincer Brown
Tell me more!
When Sarah got married she asked her mother about contraception. Her mother said dont bother, but keep a condom handy in case Gordon asks to do it the other way.
An ‘arse-gay’ you mean!!
Except when it comes to white English rural folk.
Then you revert to your Stalinist roots at a pace.
that’s democracy darling_________live with it.
Hey, how has this been missed by the bloggers?!? Mrs Brown has become a lesbian. And very sensible she is to do so. Congrats, Mrs Brown, the only way is up.
Great interview on radio 4 – Mandleson and Eddie Mear. Mandleson nearly bamboozled!
Yep.Been a bad day.
Mandy caught out on more than one [ahem] Brownies.
Investment is essential..
The pension crisis is at a head
Royal mail will go bust in weeks if we don’t act now
PP is the only way forward.
{All from Nov last year}
Today he was caught out. Seemed a bit distracted. Because what he really wanted to say was…
Royal Mail..Fuck ‘em. Fuck their pension black hole, fuck their need for new management. Fuck the unfair competition I was going to address. Fuck the Butler report right up the arse. Remember the investment that I said was so desperately needed only this week.? Well fuck it!. Fuck the modernisation that I said was critical and fuck the fucking fucks at TNT for telling me it wasn’t worth a carrot. Fuck the posties, the union and the Labour backbenchers. I’m off to a Europe post with Tony next year anyway.
So fuck the lot of you.
I take it – he didn’t appreciate being asked questions – rather than entering the studio and dictating the latest Labour lie which we ‘minions’ and obviously inferior humans to him are supposed to believe because he said it?
Pity!
When do we get to hang him?
Could it be that the employees of the stricken National Express will join the public payroll with gold-plated pensions?
Surely not…but there again we’re talking about the Brown government here….
What a week to return from hols accompanied by all those NuLabor chickens coming home to roost!
Education U-turns, ID cards, Rail franchises and now the Royal Mail.
And what fun to see GB flanked at PMQs by Harman and Jowell, togged out in white outfits (no doubt selected for purity by Mandy!) sitting there with instructions to nod vigorously like 2 of Procul Harum’s 16 vestal virgins!
For the umpteenth time, do they think we’re bloody barmy!
Wouldn’t any sane woman married to the freak do the same?
so michael martin makes a lord how cosy what a bunch of shits
HiYa :)
But I thought the colour for gays was pink, not Brown!
Pink before, Brown after.
retches…..
of course gordon wont be there – its mandy and his boyfriends job to be at the front!
Monsieur Guido, Robespierre, your retired DGSE friend, gave you the tip about the very close relationship between Mandelson and Brown some time ago. Why didn’t you British guys follow it? Maybe M & B will be on the march together? Bon chance!
gordon and mandy what a lovely site lads
Dodgy crease there lad. Treat with due caution. These two are used to handling bouncers at mouth height.
Site, where you could go digging, or sight?
THE UGLY LESBIAN INTERIM AND FINAL REPORT ALL ROLLED INTO ONE
NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL VALUE MOTHERFUCKERS. TOP BOY VALUE!
the great and merciful thick as thieves has thought long and hard about the ugly lesbian situation and he has decided, in his wisdom, to give them the thumbs up.
I would also like to say that I fully support the gay people, well, apart from those two dodgy gayists gordon brown and peter mandelson.
those two are just a pair of dirty fucking rimmers.
oi thick lad show respect to your host
freddie lad.
fuck off.
You’d like to give the “thumbs up” to lesbians, you little monkey? I think they can do that themselves.
stop being so silly doctor michelle, you ARE a lesbian.
oh and freddie, sorry to be so harsh feller.
you may be number one on the cricket field but –
I’M TOP BOY NOW NOTHERFUCKER!
stick with the cricket, good lad.
Stick to the anti-psychotics Thick Ass Troll
When you say Gordo will ‘Do gay pride march’, do you mean what I think you mean
If Gordon Mc Ruin went on the march, he should wear a pink Lycra skin tight suit wih his ‘Politcal Arrse’ Hanging out…. and a Traffic Cone on heis head with tehs ttement… ‘Buffoon’ written on it….
Oh I do really like Mr Gordon… He reminds me so much of the Twunt I was when I was imbibing gallons of cheap Cyder and Fire Water when I was a mere stripling of a lad….
Scottish shemale flying the flag for Scotts gays. Luvelllllllllllllly. Not.
Is there a gay shame parade for those who haven’t yet had the courage to come out?
Come out and admit they voted Labour in 97, etc. ?
He should just be in a Shame Parade….
0% increase.
Brown will go down (ffffnnnaaaarrrr) as the worst PM ever, even future PMs
As one myself, most gays find Pride a bit 90’s and rather an embarrasment – about as uncool as Glastonbury – do we really need to see more muscle queens in leather hot pants
No surpise that Brown will be present then…
Dont shit on the coffee table for anyone else but me…
Hear hear!
smear smear?
Surely one of you blokes out there has some photos or some real proof of the Gay Gordon?
Now THAT would be a real deal clincher in getting shot of the poofta for good – and we speak as red-blooded ladies who can’t stand the freak!
Poor Sister Sarah…
the best thing Brown can do is to come out.
if you believe rory Bremner. It would be a pretty honest thing for him to do too.
Julie Kirkbride can vouch for it.
So Kirkbride says but is it true? I can`t believe Brown was ever there and nobody can ever believe a single word the scheming Kirkbride bitch says about anything. More fool you Cameron.
Cameron is indeed a fool in whatever context you place him.
Fuck off Lab
Fuck off Con
Fuck off Lib
Vote independent or other. Give them a chance. Can’t be as bad as the shits currently occupying Parliament. Many fuckers keep voting Establishment for some reason.
Break the chains off your ankles.
Julie Kirkbride loves chains.
A pity the fraud trial isn`t in America then!
Wasn’t kirkbride the girlfriend of the Tory MP who died in chains with an orange in his mouth a few years back?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Milligan
surely the work of Sneaky Beakies, ref John Bull and the Supergun. Pretty clever really. And later Kelly
When did Kirkbride say Gordon was gay?
It doesn’t need a ‘Kirkbride’ FFS!
As Balls and Cooper say (ad infinitum)…’It’s the RIGHT thing to do’!
Gordon isn’t attending Gay Pride in case his penis demonstrates a 0% rise whilst he is surrounded by all that hot male flesh.
Sarah would never speak to him again if that happened.
Sarah just wants to be close to some hot male flesh.
Even the biggest most depraved slapper of a degenerate arsebandit there will be more of a prospect than festering, twisted, hate filled, moth balls McDoom
If there were a vote in it Brown would come out and would out his sexual relationship with Tone and Mandy
If there were a vote in it Cameron would come out and would out his sexual relationship with Gideon and Gove.
Its pathetic. Cameron has all his priorities wrong and Brown would look even freakier on this march. They`re both out of touch misfits.
Andrew MacKay has advised Cameron on all this. MacKay should be there marching in his thongs.
Nobody could ever describe MacKay as a mitfit.
Its all part of a plot to get Julie Kirkbride back in again. The `Bromsgrove Gays For Julie` are lobbying Cameron prior to a mass lobby to get her back in again. Cameron is a duped dope.
Houses Of Iniquity have many secrets.
They will out one day.
so what?
My core beliefs.
1) Everything weird comes out of California or Sweden.
2) All socialists are thick wankers.
3) Gordon Brown is a gay retard.
Robin Williams is one hell of a freaky fucker. One Hour Photo summed up the freaky shit to a tee. I can imagine him in the situation perfectly.
He was good in ‘Take That’ though.
Bet he was! He liked the ‘one’ where all the kids stood up on their desks even more.
I’d long wondered if Gordon might be the beard in the relationship…
He certainly likes the feel of a beard in his back door, so I am told.
Labour is the party of tolerance and respect. They supported me and gave me advice and encouragement when I was working on my graphics fidelity project – a project that saw me become a Sunday Times inventor of the year. The underlying ethos of the Labour party is one of harmony and love, unlike the Tories who can offer nothing but smears and empty promises.
Wind up alert….
In-coming!
I refer the honourable gemntleman to the answer I gave some moments ago to his exact same post.
You must be extra thick if you think you can lie like a Gordon Brown and get away with it in the google era.
Read this above.
When it comes to smears – isn’t McBride still working for no10?
As for empty promises, if your Glorious Leader is right – they’ve made no promises – or election pledges.
If there’s election pledges etc, then your Glorious Leader’s lied about the Conservatives having no policies.
Can you at least work out what your parties opinions are before posting on here and being the total idiot.
Sheesh – Nu Labour, moron’s in parade!
Of course he isn’t still working for No.10 – Brown said so at PMQs two weeks running!
he didn’t answer 2 weeks running
Yes he did, last week and the week before. I watched them both!
Source: http://www.spectator.co.uk/coffeehouse/3723033/ballssays-hes-spoken-to-mcbride.thtml
i am a mong
No, you are a moron!
Thanks for the admission! Doesn’t happen very often :-)
I stand corrected
124,
not only are you a mong but you are also a thief.
and titbox.
steve, how is the housing problem?
still homeless?
I think you like being a dirty tramp steve.
buck up man for God’s sake.
Loser
Welcome MB – escaped the asylum again?
Interesting to see even you are calling Hardwidge a loser! I thought Brown-stains and Lord Fondlebum were your erotic post-ups!
Charles, Charles, Charles (if you are the real one), there is no concept of ‘graphics fidelity’ that can be attributed an individual. If I’m wrong, please correct me by providing some evidence. Academic or trade journal citations will do.
Until then, you have zero credibility.
Wrong, Charles, very very wrong.
Labour is the party of discrimination. They discriminate against whichever groups are not their part of their “core” vote.
There’s no such thing as “positive” discrimination; it’s a contradiction in terms.
However you spin it, it’s still discrimination.
The tories have got it right; they advocate being colour-blind and similarly for issues of religion/sex/orientation; people should get what they want according to merit/need, not just because the governing party has some historic hang-up about giving a particular section of society extra money/help while pissing on everyone else.
fuck you and your discriminatory policies/party.
Lovely weather for the time of year. *sniff*
I can just SMELL a labour 4th term victroy coming
allelujah!!
allelujah!!
allelujah!!
Nurse!
don’t get upset – you’ll get used to it
That’s what they all say………nutters that is.
Nope, what you’re smelling is the usual shite that Brown spouts. It doesn’t mean another victory.
How come you’re so divorced from reality? Haven’t you taken your medications? Seriously you need to see a psychiatrist, they’re very nice people, and he’s got a very nice white padded cell for you with a lovely long sleeved overcoat to make sure you don’t come to any harm!
It’s my real name,
thank you for the sentiment at least…..consideration for others is a rare commodity for fascists. Maybe there is hope for you yet.
no mr shorts, there is no hope whatsoever for that fucking c’unt.
he has booked his ticket to hell and there is no saving his satanist soul now.
the bad doctor is very quick to question the mental health of others.
what a very new labour way for a tory troll to behave.
can you imagine having wankers like dr nuts in charge?
the country is on its knees, a tory government would finish the country off.
FUCK DAVE FUCK GORDON – VOTE INDEPENDENT
If Labour are re-elected I will hunt Brown and the leadership down and kill them.
Enter stage left, men in white coats with canvas strap restraint clothing
eh up lad now get in those nets i need to bowl
The *sniff* gives it away – can I have some of whatever hallucinatory drug you’re on please?
I think you should consult a nose doctor.
I guess turning gay is a good way to get out of the marriage.
For Sarah yes, I actuallly feel sorry for the girl; imagine having to wake up next to that in the morning!
Must be embarressing. She wouldn’t know which way to turn.
You saying it must be a pain in the ass having Gordon for a husband.
Rather like your spelling, embarrassing.
Erm bare assing as it is known in the Cabinet.
No, another fail Dr Mick.
Must be horrible for her in the morning.
Imagine
The morning alarm on the mobile phones goes off – Broooon throws it at the wall screaming “IT’S THE RIGHT THING TO DO” Then promptly sticks his grubby bitten finger up his left nostril and digs out his bogey breakfast.
Then rolls over and mounts her in the missionary (or as he calls it the Presbyterian) position for a staggering 0.3 secs of Stalinist penetration.
Yep – she deserves a seat in the House of Lords although I fear the Mentalist Asylum will come 1st
How’s about we giver her his seat in the Lords and send him to the Asylum?
I believe every morning she asks him first to shower his cock to stop Mandy’s waste material getting in her teeth. Deliveries of dental floss to number 10 have increased exponentially since they arrived.
Steve Expat – I’m gaym if you are!
The question is how to do it – I believe the best bet at the moment is a direct approach to the Queen. There is a history of the Monarch dissolving Parliament because the incumbent goverment were not in the public interest…
You men, you just don’t get it do you? It’s not his undoubted physical qualities she’s after – ( scrunched up body, strange crumpled face, large hanging jaw, ground down finger nails, white unappetizing unhealthy never been in the sun skin), It’s his razor sharp wit, above average ability with figures, exciting presbyterian background, amazing way with words, astute political nous, and above all his extraordinarily handsome and manly bearing. So there you are Steve, Quite a catch!
This is a reply to your comment 43, Steve.
Ah, so thats it!
Im trying to work out why Gays feel they need a march?
Any thoughts on this one as to what I’m missing?
“handsome and manly bearing”? Are you sure you’re feeling all right, barefootcontessa? Have a bit of a lie down in a darkened room, you’ll feel better.
lol barefootcontessa – and there was me thinking it was the 200 grand salary, massive expenses and pension for life when he retires next year…
That’s what I like to hear Steve, a man who gets the drift.
Think about this you tosser.
If a certain proportion of us wasn’t gay you’d have more competition! Perhaps you are feeling rather inadequate in some way..
Yeah, they love our children so much, they’re going to let them pay off The Crashmeister’s debts for the next thirty years.
Cheers, Gordon.
Only 30 years? I guess that’s why Balls wants to spend the ‘PFI’ protection money!
Hey, lets have a cock pride march. One viagra per marcher, including the lezza’s, as we don’t want to discriminate, and then unzip all the way up Compton Street.
BTW, I’m a fifteen incher.
Ow Shorty you’ll have to fly the flag at half mast.
Dog’s needing another shite — see y’all later…if I remember I’ll bring some of it back for ya as a treat.
Fuck off.
Gordon is gay! I have proof!
So does Julie Kirkbride
So has Ian Kirkbride.
What the fuck is it with all these northern woofters?
Is that ‘r’ in ‘proof’ a misprint?
It’z alwayz hapenning too mee az wel
Thank Goodness Jonah would never use his family for publicity.
The Penguin
Portfolio Alert, snotty couldn’t do the gay solidarity thing, he was visiting British Gas . Draw your own conclusions !
That’s British Gas F*cked. He didn’t need to visit Gay Pride, by the following morning they’ll all be f*cked anyway!
Cock, cock, cock cockabilty, that’s the beauty of gas!
**applause**
I thank you!
Brill
but should it not be
“Cock cock cock cockability thats the beauty of ass”?
Shit, I work for British Gas!
not for long.
Sorry misread that as Portillo alert. What is it with megalomaniacs and closet homosexuality?..Mandelscum,Brown,Miguel Portillo and many senior members of the Nazi party. We can forgive Caligula he made an actual horse a senator rather than a horseface a minister. Anyway always fancied Helen Mirren- is that a bit sick I’m only seven. Although am strangely drawn to old men in overcoats and childens entertainers!
Love Dixie
Any chance of a Straight Pride march?
I’m jolly proud to be openly and unashamedly heterosexual, could do with the exercise, fancy making a big float (probably along the line of boobies but the committee hasn’t ratified the idea yet), and plainly need to get out more. IT could eb a top laugh and if you organise it in the right areas you get a big slab of dosh off the Town Hall too.
Are you with me fellas?
Would love to be – but G/F insists on getting more carpet burns!
I’m in. I want a seat shaped like a fanny. It would be good to celebrate normality for a change. Yeah just loads of tits and stuff and larger drinking. We can sing songs like, 99 problems and a bitch ain’t one and other such rap songs.
We’re here we’re straight get used to it.
Count me in.
I’ve just come out, I was a closet straight….working in Brighton.
How very dare you.
You can’t have a straight-pride march.
In the same way that you can’t have a pro-white march or a pro-blokes march or a pro-christian march.
You’re only allowed to march for what the labour party discriminates for, not for what they discriminate against.
The march is to say “I’m gay, and proud, say it out loud, tell everyone you’re gay”
I say: “that’s your business. I don’t give a shit if you’re gay or not because it’s got nothing to do with me. Do you want me to spend all my time shouting at you “I fuck women” ? fuck off. equal rights means equal rights, not better rights than everyone else.”
Exactly, and I’m a poof!
does that include the aussies?
I’m going on the Mother’s Pride march. It’s my bread and butter.
That isn’t marching thats just loafing about
More predictable shite from the spotty chimp with little to look forward to in life
These Brown smears will never come off you know.
Tell me more,
Tell me more,
Did you shit on the floor?
You are a very naughty boy
Will she be Twittering live from the Lesbian Drum Troupe?
Twattering preferably.
Ha ha, Gordon has gone running to his bum chum Toenails to save him from the nasty name callers. Apparently the 0% rise was a mistake he meant to say 0.7%. Whatever Gorgon nobody cares what you say you fucking dick.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8129134.stm
Toenails needs shooting…
in the face
I frequently shoot Gordon in the face ;)
Who is ‘Toenails’?
We gotsta know.
Nick Robinson (because he is so far up GB’s arse all you can see is the toenails. also known as ankles)
LOL!!! Best laugh I’ve had in ages.
Thanks
http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/nickrobinson/
I am sorry, are you missing a ‘T’ from your middle name?
According to the second paragraph:
Mr Brown told the BBC he “always told the truth”
Words fail.
Not true – just the BBC fail to spot that GB used the wrong words!
fucking hell dr you are nuts.
you constantly whinge on about the bbc but judging by your frequent reports you must have it on 24/7 you fucking wanker.
fuck off drnuts.
you’re shit.
Fuck off you cruel bastard.
He’s had to pay the tax, he may as well watch it.
doctor nuts, is that you pretending to be feargelthecat?
fucking pathetic dr nuts.
it means that I have just bashed your brains out.
well done me.
It’s my nuts you’re after you dirty little fucker.
My pride has never been so gay.
Piss off.
Piss on you.
I’m gaym.
Golden showers
Ruby Fountains…smack Brown in the mouth..it works a treat!
Ever heard of a bar called The Golden Showers? I’ll be there.
Gape ride?
Mr Straw rejected a recommendation by the Parole Board which backed the release of Biggs, 79.
Mr Straw said Biggs was “wholly unrepentant” about his actions and had “outrageously courted the media”.
How much remorse has Straw shown about his less than exact expenses? Laughed it off he did with contempt.
Ronnie Biggs should convert to Islam if he wants to be released by Jack.
is Straw’s son still dealing drugs?
leave innocent civilians alone cressida or I will cave your fucking skull in.
You got the painters in tonight, Tat? You are very stroppy all of a sudden. Jack Straw’s son is only just a civilian, given how Stalinist his dad has become in his old age, with ignoring all the advice on reclassification of cannabis just one minor example.
Thick is correct on this one. You *cannot* be guilty of dealing drugs….
If your Daddy is a cabinet minister in a constituency where the main business is the importation of Class A drugs.
if nobody keeps the cripples in some kind of order then this will turn into a retarded anarchy type scenario.
I’m not fucking having that.
Is she taking his rocking horse with her?
Mincing? Fuck off you wanker.
No doubt Sarah will be listening to “Stand By Your Man”, as she contemplates the clone army of Gordons.
Here is where he’ll be!
http://oldrightie.blogspot.com/2009/06/long-years-of-waiting-are-over-at-last.html
One in ten? That would make Sarah “Mrs 10%”! Shirley not!
All this gay bollox, really winds me up. Stop pandering to all these groups. Its embarrassing!
Embarassing? Still in the closet are you?
Yeah, there’s some bloke called Gordon in here with me.
Help!
Oh er, must be.
Test – Two Jags
Test – I’d love to mince the
The entire ZaNuLab front bench should come out of the closet and show solidarity with the people they have relentlessly discriminated in favour of, for the last 12 years.
A little honesty in politics now and then, would enable everyone to understand, precisely why they act as they do, towards those who are not like them.
So why is Gordon “I wont use my family for politics” Brown sending his Beard along to Pride when Brown has an appaling voting record on gay issues – since 1997, on every singe Parliamentary vote, Brown has not turned up – on each occasion, he was “too busy” to vote
That rocking horse can be quite addictive.
Brown is desperate and not in possession of his marbles, enough said?
If you mean by ‘marbles’ those shriveled little things between his (her?) legs – they’re fireyfissuredbum’s already.
Those much vaunted religious roots of his should, if he subscribes to them properly, make him into a virulent stoner of sodomites. Which, if he has failed to vote on any Bill about gay rights, could well be true.
The notion of GB being gay is utterly repulsive. He probably started the rumours to make him more fashionable. No self-respecting gay man is that slobbish or incoherent.
Indeed, gay men never pick their nose. It’s too disgusting.
Self-respecting gayman= oxymoron
Or is that a cow educated under new labour?
Taxi for Phil!
He is absent from a lot of votes. He prefers others to do the dirty work.
JULIE KIRKBRIDE WILL BE BACK.
In Court on fraud cyharges against the taxpayer ?
Yes with plenty of prosecution witnesses but the news has a long way to run yet. This is all the tip of the iceberg.
Why the mod-ing?
Aww..diddums?
Why not?
Guido – what is the moding procedure here? I posted a perfectly reasonable comment about Two Jags, a factory and some pies and it is awaiting moderation.
WTF?
Is it coz i tipe fst nd the systim carnt keep up?
With any luck me and a Michael Jackson look-alike-y will be in atten-dance.
Look, you bender, I have warned you before, am gonna rip you a new arse if you carry on like this.
Come to Daddy.
Pride is a sin
therefore Homosexuality is a sin
therefore Sarah Brown condones sin
therefore Gordon is married to sin
therefore Nu Liebor promotes sin to the top.
Redemption is nie (is it Nye)?
God Bless us all
Its nigh I believe, like newlabours demise I also believe.
You pathetic nazi sympathiser. Fuck off now, you’re not welcome any more, just don’t go showing your tackle again as you pass through the door.
Lab / Con / Lib = All Dirty Bastards!
Vote B*N*P !
we did not defeat hitler to then vote nazis into parliament.
the british nazi party is by definition anti-democratic and anti-royalist.
anti-democratic because its manifesto states they will disenfranchise non-white people from their voting rights and anti-royalist because their policy of deporting Common Wealth citizens is a direct attack on the Queen.
oh, and as fascists don’t share power the first thing they would do is throw Her Maj on a bonfire.
the way to defeat the british nazi party is to build houses.
150,000 a year would fuck the nazis real good.
such a project would need up to half a million tradesment and atleast 250,000 labourers and apprentices.
plus it would boost the general economy.
the real beauty of it would be that you can count the progress monthly.
how many houses this month? how many last month etc..
governments fucking hate it when you can see exactly how much work they are doing.
that is why they spin.
fucking bullshitters.
but anyway, the way to defeat the nazi party is by building at least one and a half million new houses, not flats, houses, in the next ten years.
who is for?
I think you will find we are all in favour, as long as they are not in our town. But it will never happen, as none of these bastards know how to do anything, whether it’s PR Dave or the snotgobbler and his gang of liars.
we must build to defeat fascism.
therefore anybody who stops this housebuilding programme is a fascist sympathiser.
and we know what to do with those, now don’t we?
what we do is GET THE MOTHERFUCKERS UP AGAINST THE WALL AND BLOW THEIR FUCKING NAZI BRAINS OUT.
we have had enough of traitors like tony blair and gordon brown betraying this country for their american and european friends.
’tis time to prepare a militia of British tradesmen, professionals and labourers to defeat this fascist threat to our country.
decent working foreign nationals are also welcome to join the cause of saving this great nation from being sold down the river by the new labour dogs.
and this is a good place to start that recruiting.
the 1600s that way nutter
No, you keep your Glorious Leaders latest Tractor stats to yourself. Not interested.
Will the old Dark Mincer be marching?
Frankly if I saw lying, bullying, hate filled, twisted, smearing, inadequate, spendaholic, incompetant, misogynist, mendacious, mental McDoom, parading in a tutu with a posy up ‘is arse, i’d vote for ‘im and all he stood for.
And I am unanimous in that
Is the mortage fraudster going to be mincin with Nick Brown the fat shit?
Sing if you’re glad to be Gordon
… sing if you’re glad NOT to be Gordon – a deafening choir rings out:
NO FUCKING WAYYYYYY!
This homosexual thing all started in America. I blame Rock Hudson the dirty fucker.
Who’s Rock Hudson?
I’m Rock Hudson
No, I’m Rock Hudson
Rock Hudson was here ……me
Doris Day.
She never spoke about Rock-the-cock after that..
I blame it on the boogie Michael Jackson
I blame it on the bogie Gordon Brown
Rock Hudson has been credited with introducing HIV into America. It is alleged that he had Anal sex with a man who knew a man that danced with the Prince of Wales.
Ah, the Prince of Wales … dirty troughing bastard.
Duchy (organic) Originals taking a hit in the recession and his mum is asking us poor down trodden bastards to pay him more.
Fuck off.
Cost of Royal Family: 69p per head of population.
Cost of TV Licence Fee: £142-50.
I know which I reckon to be better value for money, and it ain’t the TV…
I heard the head of marketing for ‘Duchy’ (whilst talking in French to his wife) admit that he had employed a total arsehole as head of sales which was giving him and the POW a serious headache. This was at the dinner for the POW’s birthday at Windsor Castle.
You’re either in business or you are a sponger, but you can’t be both. So Karl Sachs-Coburg-Gotha, get your finger out and a) concentrate on the job or b) employ someone with just a driblet of commercial knowledge, like me.
69p is the cost divided across every man, woman and child in the country to make the number seem trifling. The cost is something like £1.30 for every taxpayer; and that does not include the cost of security and a host of other massive off the books capital expenses, again to keep fooling decent folk like yerself on song. Don’t believe everything you’re told – you should know that when hearing about numbers from the state.
Besides, how small would the incapacity benefit nos look presented in that manner?
I had anal sex with a man in the bogs of the Prince of Wales.
Smells like bullshit to me.
Excellent!
Christ – now he’s courting the gay vote. He’s like a cat scrabbling down a well.
Hes too much of a minger to win any gay votes
Surely they’re not all that shallow?
er, dack blog you ignorant c’unt what the fuck’s going on eh?
I asked you a question.
what party do you vote for?
if you don’t answer the question for a second time you are going to look like a right fucking cripple!
I answered you the first time.
oh dack, too ashamed to repeat the answer?
fucking coward.
You’re quite funny. I don’t know if you mean to be but, hey – a laugh’s a laugh.
Gordon likes pussies?
Will our beloved President Mandelbum be marching?
Of course. He will be keeping up the rear.
He’ll certainly be doing something up the rear.
he will be ‘coming’ up in the rear
All Bollocks
Oh, nearly forgot — a ship building yard going begging if anybody wants it_______only thing is it comes with Trident subs as well………………….whaddya reckon Portsmouth, are ya up fer it?
Free bottling plant for the “lucky” winner :-\
£1.00
East Coast Line as second prize.
Didn’t he do well.
Nothing for 2 franchises in a row I’m afraid.
How on earth will the rocking horse keep up with the parade? I can just see GB wearing only a nappy and spurs giving the horse a right kicking and a little bit of whip.
Lets get real boys and girls, Cameron isn’t marching because he doesn’t want to upset the hetrosexual and proud voting population.
It is a tactical move, sneak in and out.
Cameron and Gideon were famous for that particular “tactical” move at Eton.
They were forever sneaking in and out with all those public schoolboys.
I was in there house, there certainly weren’t that kind of rumour at all. Who briefs you in the morning or have you been allowed to self-invent?
I was in there house, and there certainly was that kind of rumour. Who briefs you in the morning or have you too been allowed to self-invent ?
Guido, this ‘awaiting moderation’ bollocks is crap.
WTF can one say here?
Hoon.
Do you think Guido wants to get su ed? There are reasons why the rules are there, I got modded earlier for bank rupt. How many blogs do you know that are generally unmoderated?
Respect to Guido for allowing what he does on here (and I don’t know him)
What’s the problem with bank rupt ? I believe you but I don’t understand why it’s a problem.
lots of le gal terms are a no no – what are the rules you would have in place if you were runnning a basically unmoderated blog?
bankrupt – there, I said it!
Or maybe not
Dear Agony Aunt – I got modded the other day for ‘courage’ and then later for ‘autopsy’ can you please tell me what I must do to avoid it in the future.
signed … confused
hi nell, did that go through first time?
The quotation marks might have confused the filter.
I know you all think it’s just down to a computer programme!!!
But I think guido is watching!!!
you are modded because you are boring.
now you know the reason, there is no need for you and your fellow tory cripples to ponder any longer upon the subject.
just think of all that time I have saved the reader from wasting any more of their lives reading your fucking garbage.
either use your personal email accounts to chatter or fuck off to conservativefoam.
the choice is yours retards.
response to 474
guido this is the reason you have to allow us the right to defend ourselves
hurry! for the love of God someone get nell the tory troll some jelly and icecream, she is feeling left out and she is just about to start crying.
if you don’t like it here nell then fuck off.
thankyou.
Brown will probably go on the march with a dildo up his ‘arris, sporting a fetching Pampers outfit, dragging his favourite rocking horse.
For the sake of the liberally minded there, I hope he doesn’t kiss ‘em.
I know this is o/t and a bit long but it is well worth reading and here is a leader talking real sense:- may be one day we will have one too.
French President Nicolas Sarkozy accuses Gordon Brown of ruining British economy
Nicolas Sarkozy, the French President, has accused Gordon Brown of ruining Britain’s economy and vowed not to repeat his mistakes in a frank interview which has sparked a cross-channel diplomatic row.
Mr Sarkozy, who is under pressure over his own handling of the downturn, made his remarks during a live 90-minute grilling screened on three television channels when asked whether he was considering economic stimulus measures similar to Mr Brown’s VAT reduction.
In comments said to have caused anger in Downing Street, he replied: “The British chose a recovery plan by boosting consumer spending, notably by cutting VAT by two per cent. It is plain to see that it has brought absolutely no progress.
“When the English decided to cut VAT by two per cent, a certain number of politicians rushed to tell me that I should do the same. Since then, not only has consumption in England not gone up, it continues to go down.
“The reason is simple: because it’s in people’s heads. If the consumer no longer consumes, he won’t change just because we add or subtract one VAT point, it’s because he’s scared for his future, he’s scared for his job and says to himself: ‘I must save, because bad times are coming’.
“In France, we chose investment because when we put France into debt by taking money to invest, in return we have assets, infrastructure. When you put your country into debt to pay for operating costs, you have nothing in return for your debt and you ruin the country.
“If the English did that it’s because they don’t have any industry left. Gordon Brown cannot do what I am doing with carmakers [giving them up to 6 billion euros]… in construction and other industries, because they haven’t got any left.”
His remarks led a clearly-irritated Downing Street to seek urgent clarification from the Elysée Palace.
In public, the Prime Minister’s official spokesman insisted that Mr Brown understood that the French leader was speaking in a “domestic context” and had not meant his words as an “attack”.
But, he added: “The Elysée have been in contact this morning to assure us that these remarks were not meant as a critique of our economic policy – which is nice.”
Privately No 10 is said to be “angry” at the overt criticism of the Prime Minister’s response to the recession.
Downing Street refused to reveal whether the telephone call to clarify the remarks was initiated by the French or British governments.
The two leaders did not speak, leaving officials to attempt to repair relations, and are not due to meet until a summit in Germany at the end of the month.
Mr Brown’s spokesman said: “The Elysée have been in contact this morning to assure us that these remarks were not meant as a critique of our economic policy.
“We saw the news reports last night. They have been in contact. It was not meant as an attack. I will leave it to the Elysée to explain why that is not a criticism.
“We appreciate the context in which the President made those comments, in the context of a domestic French political debate about France’s future economic policy.”
George Osborne, the shadow chancellor, said: “President Sarkozy is the latest international leader to condemn Gordon Brown’s main policy for tackling the recession.
“We said at the time that Brown’s flagship VAT cut would only make things worse and would be an expensive failure. “Gordon Brown claims to have saved the world. It would appear that world leaders increasingly disagree.”
Very interseting. I couldn’t half give his Misses one.
It is the work of a moment to locate images of his her indoors in the nuuuuude
She is fan-fucking-tastic, especially her large triangle of pubes
You’d be the latest in a long line – you’d better be well hung, otherwise it’d be like throwing a ball point pen down oxford street.
Eric Bristow’s dartboard that one!
Enough cock to put a hand-rail round Paris
Like making love to the Mersey Tunnel with a sausage
oi what about my comment, you perverts!
Australia gave the money to the people – which they spent to help the shops, who then put the money into the banks. 3 groups helped with the money. Funny – no help except the bankers’ back pockets with G Brown.
Australia didn’t have a recession. That is because their banks were properly regulated instead of actively encouraged to cut their throat by Gordon Brown because he understood only too well that his ‘miracle economy’ was just a pyramid of debt.
Brown’s been taking advice from Bernie Madoff.
Could we have this in French please?
It would be, ow-u-say, er, more feeting an prowper I thinks.
Funny how it doesn’t seem to have occurred to M. Teacosy that the majority of people aren’t spending money because they have precious little left – and that’s because the snot-Gobbler has stolen it all.
Lil Olmey.
Agreed, but I couldn’t half give his old lady one.
Sarkozy can see it – and he doesn’t even live here!!
Old news
Let’s hope that a shed load of Mossies turn out and demonstrate. What is good for the Royal Marines certainly is good enough for the fudge packers.
The only place you will find gays in the coming islamist state is hanging from cranes in hyde park, its hard to march when you are dangling by the neck from 50ft gawped at by a laughing mob, still at least they will have company, all the marxists/leftists will be up there too!
In Iran 1979 the commmies got the good news about five minutes after the islamist state they helped to create came into being, proof positive that socialism is indeed a self destructive mental illness?
Ill get my coat!
We all need some light at the end of the tunnel.
That’s what Brunel said and he managed it, on his birthday too!
Sorry Cass, there ain’t enough cranes on these shores!
Look at her lallies! She could crush an armoured C-Class between them thighs Sissy!
The beard could probably do the Flyin’ Scotsman.
When I was young, no one thought it worth comment if two men or two women shared a house, it was a private matter.
I very much preferred that way of thinking to the modern “ram it in your face”, gay BBC lobby who feel that being Gay is a religion to which they should try to convert everyone else.
My dear (dead) mum summed it up years ago;
“Labour have made buggery legal, I hope to God they don’t make it compulsory.”
I agree it is right that homosexuals should be able to be open about their sexuality, but at the same time sexuality is a private matter.
I don’t go about the place boasting that I am heterosexual and proud of it and everybody else should be too.
I do not like gay people who boast about it and try to convert others, and I am as entitled to not like them as they are to be gay.
Fact is, from what you say at least, your mother was an old bastard and I hope she burns in hell. Be your own man and turn away from such evil NOW that you are free of her malign influence.
Hello mum.
your maw wuzny much better — givin’ ye a name like that ya tube.
Why don’t you come and visit my hotel sometime? Mom would like to meet you.
only if she’s still sexually active (broadly)
You can go to the pictures while yer mum bonks me.
And I thought I was a psycho FFS.
Agreed. I think we are being played by the gay religion.
Our gay,
Who art in gay,
etc…
etc….
Why?
Do we say:
Our heterosexual,
Who are in heterosexual land,
etc…
etc…
My Mum would have been horrified if I had tried to discuss sex with her.
I am appalled that sp55D% made the comments he did about M$ley’s Mother.
Moley I support you 100% against this bullying labour party. and I agree entirely – sex is private matter.
Who was it said that the government has no place in the nation’s bedroom….
did you know that mcbride left because of brown smears?
Jesus, I have never had such a good time in ages. And in the heat too! Makes for a better experience don’t you know!
If Jonah supports gays will they all die of AIDS?
We can only hope so.
The search for teh gay gene continues, so we can kill it.
When Ancient Greece was at its Zenith – 30% of its popoulation were deemed to be gay. It could be that gordon knowing this, believes this is his road to greatness.
It was more than that. Every Spartan boy had a “mentor” which went beyond the spiritual. They still married later on. It should be no surprise to learn therefore that the British public school system was based on the Spartan agoge
Perhaps the greatest fighting force of all was the “Sacred Band” of Thebes. 150 pairs of homosexual lovers: 300 (that number again) all told. These were the SAS of that city state.
And don’t start me on about the SAS coz it’s rife in there an’ all.
Doctor Mick – I am agog!!!!
From a long line of gogs, no doubt?
They fought well because of their motto:
“Never leave your buddies behind”
This thread has started to bore me
adieu,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,S|p|e|d|o|
Miss you already.
can’t be easy for you *sobs*
It’s tough, but I’m coping.
just say the word — just say the word.
good lad
Is the word ‘twat’?
Go back and give it another try.
Shame you’re leaving….
thank you from the heart of my bottom
Mind how you cross the road and be back home before 9:00 pm.
will do rat,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,catch ya later
Brown just doomed Andy Murry: http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/tennis/article6617023.ece
“You could see the reaction of the crowd that they were so impressed by his determination and his performance. I wish him well,” said Gordon Brown.
Nooo!
Well, he did win in straight sets this afternoon. Maybe the curse will get him in the semis or the final…
Straight sex?
Now he’s going for the tennis vote.
New balls.
Maybe Murray will turn things round for Gordon.
Can you see the Wimbledon strawberries and cream brigade voting for gordon!!??
No he’s better off looking for votes amongst the gay community – maybe
Gordon is NOT gay. He’s just Scottish.
Same difference.
Lubrication. Lubrication. Lubrication.
I have it on good authority that Mandy will be marching dressed as a construction worker with a bushy moustache. Keep your eye out for him!
Gordon’s already got HIs eye out.
Don’t forget the lumberjack vote.
Sounds like the Village People….Yuk!
Trouble is, he’s not the only gay in the Westminster village.
The Westminster village people?
Why?
If each person was gay in the world then none of us would be here?
Isn’t that true?
Stone age turkey basters. Sorted.
Ask Angela Pterodactyl.
If a certain proportion of us wasn’t gay you’d have more competition!
Suck on that sunshine! Then fuck off.
>Anon (for obvious reasons) says: 6:30pm
“If a certain proportion of us wasn’t gay you’d have more competition!
Suck on that sunshine! Then fuck off.”
You raise a specious point about competition, assuming I’m not attached and/or not married. Also as you don’t know what gender I am, your point has no merit.
Why oh why do gay supporters seem to raise specious arguments to bash the heterosexuals?
Also, he does not quite make it clear what you’re supposed to suck on.
Make mine a Wall’s Top Ten, c. 1965. Now that was what I call a lolly!
Is it being anti-gay or being homophobic, to be heterosexual ?
At times it appears that way to me.
Both.
Fuck you.
Did you all have a nice break dear?
OK, but promise not to open your rancid gob other than to suck my cock.
Homo = Human being
Phobia = fear
So what has disaproval of Brown hatters got to do with being scared of humans?
Homo as in homosexual means same – hetero means different.
“Homo” is the nominative, singular case of the word in latin which means “man” in English.
seems Andy Murray has won his match against a ferrero rocher biscuit – the biscuit retired due to heat exhaustion…. and melting in the sun
What a laughable bunch of hypocrites trying to sneer at Brown when Cameron and Osborne are just as big a pair of closet cases.
Lets attack Brown because his wife goes on a gay pride march but we shall quietly ignore Cameron’s butch public schoolboy “hetrosexuality” even though he was the one talking at a gay pride fundraiser.
But please keep throwing all the stones from this glass house and making McBride proud with all this trivia and smearing.
But Gordon Brown deserves every abuse thrown at him imho
No, make that ANY abuse hahahahahahahahahahaha ha
Well done. That was McPoisons excuse too. Cameron deserved it.
And what was considered truly beyond the pale for McPoison ?
Smearing the wife of Political opponents.
Thank christ no-one is doing that here with Sarah, eh ?
Hypocrites.
well lying bullying and smearing is inherent in labour, it’s what you do.
democracy is just for you is it? typical arrogant conceited evil c u n t s of the highest order
You’re right we’re not be just imagine if we started.
High in outraged hypocritical spittle, short on facts.
Cameron appointed Andy Coulson as Director of Communications & Planning at the Conservative Party.
The same Andy Coulson who was editor of the News of the World and had to resign after the royal phone-tapping scandal.
It’s adorable that you actually believe Cameron doesn’t engage in lying, bullying and smearing after that.
And ask some of the Tory Grandees and Eurosceptics about bullying after they were singled out and pilloried over expenses while his bumchums Osborne got away with houseflipping and Gove with his Expenses excuses.
Politics is only about what the other Party does is it ?
typical ignorant hypocritical twattery of the highest order.
You must have somehow missed the “Sarah is a Lesbian” posts Catosays.
Try reading.
The fact that you assume all people who attend public school are homosexual says far more about you than it ever could anyone else.
The fact that you use accusations of homosexuality as a form of abuse suggests you are as much of a homophobic arsehole as the next ignorant bigot.
The fact that you assume smears with no evidence behind them are true says far more about you than it ever could anyone else.
The fact that you are more outraged by someone responding in kind to highlight the one-sided irony of accusations of homosexuality as a form of abuse than the many accusations here or smearing of Brown’s wife, suggests it sailed clean over your head or you didn’t even read Guidos post, or are too much of a coward to criticise it.
I dorn’t knorr… I joost dorn’t knorr… line and length, line and length…
speaking of anal..
How can we get rid of the man who wears fast shorts?
Any ideas?
send Master Baiter over to visit?
Moley, I think that comment he made about your mother was one of the sickest comments I’ve ever heard on here. I suggest we all totally ignore that disgusting, detestable, ignorant piece of filth completely. Ostracise him!
Shaddap mudderfucker
you first !!
Ostracizing him wont work – he’ll only jump on active threads and antagonise or annoy. Then believe that others are interacting …
As exemplified on this thread!
seconded – it’s amazing how hateful these unpleasant little children can be from the safety of their computer keyboard.
The moderating programme needs to be able to learn so that a tag can be manually deleted once, and thereafter it is done automatically.
It will take time to keep up with the little shit changing his tag, but it will work.
You too Moley, you too?
Forgive them Father, they know not what they do
*Sped0*
The moderating programme also needs to be able to block all comments from a given IP address.
This guy isn’t sick, his mission is to destroy the blog, that is what his masters have told him to do.
be nice to him..never fails,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,S,p,e,d,o
I thought you’d gone. Pity.
Homosexuals are very good at doing decorating and interior design, let us all remember that!
Good at inside jobs, you say ? Right where’s my notebook and pencil ?
Hmm, joke there somewhere?
Heard about the mathematician suffering from constipation?
He worked the problem out with pencil and paper!
And plumbing…. rodding soil pipes and that sort of thing.
did you say soil pipes? mmmmmmmm
fancy a make over big boy…
I haven’t got the energy after work. These days frankly I am buggered by Friday.
Good idea – don’t bend over for the boss – even if he is Gordon Brown, Ed Balls or the Dark Sith Lord of Everything!
How much were you planning on spending on redecorating the Speakers House Mr Martin?
Money is no object you say?
I see. I’ll be right round.
Sarkosy and (come Aquila) Steinbrück. Cruisin’ for a bruisin’. Another criticism of Brown policy being fired up in Europress.
Might annoy a bit. Seeing as Gordon led the rest towards the light. (not)
I take it that Sarah is Gordon’s proxy on the march.
So why do homosexuals feel the urge to mince through the streets dressed in as little as possible and groping anyone within 30 fee? The police would bang them up if they weren’t gayers
“The police would bang them up if they weren’t gayers”
Ooh you are awful………
Gordon Broon is a true hero of our Nation. Like Nelson, he is blind in one eye … which one? Hopefully somebody very soon will poke the good one and get this tosser out of our lives. Gosh, then there’s Blunket … Oh Dear!
I don’t see why you need a fundraiser to be gay. When I was away at school we boys used to cuddle up for nothing. Nowadays though they seem to need all this expensive kit.
I will apply for compassionate leave to be on the march,and then request asylum !!
Hi SShorts. Back so soon?
OT
MPs knock back Brown’s hastily cobbled together piece of shit Bill on Parliamentary Standards.
if mandelson is in charge , will he have to handle balls and browns smears from mcbride?
Probably getting paid by the word too.
Oh, ye of little faith, does everything come down to money with you?
Soldier, soldier, won’t you marry me
with your musket, fife, and drum?
Oh no, sweet maid, I cannot marry you
for you have been sectioned under the provisions of The Metal Health Act 1983.
Well, if I am not mincing about in the Gay Pride March, be sure that I will be mincing about somewhere else.
By the way. Earlier you misheard me when you thought I said something about a 0% rise? Didn’t say that at all. In fact, I said 0.7, but the Tories were making far too much noise, and what I meant to say never got heard.
Or, you never said it.
Listen to the YouTube thingy above – the video didn’t lie!
Well gordon is throwing a ‘gay leaders reception’ at drowning street although he has declined to invite p*ter t*tchell – the ultimate gay leader’s (ok not sure about that apostrophe) leader.
pt said lack of an invite didn’t concern him as he knew gordon would only invite pro-labour loyalists from the LGBT – it was pt said, a manipulative tactic of an insecure government.
Yes that sound like gordon.
What gives war criminal, thief(council tax expenses) and drug-dealer producing(Will Straw) Straw the right to keep an old Englishman in prison other than personal armed bodyguards and 150,00 politicised robo-cops?
Stalin’s Russia makes UK look like the promised land.
Straw said (of Ronnie Biggs)
“I am refusing the Parole Board’s recommendation for parole. Biggs chose not to obey the law and respect the punishments given to him – the legal system in this country deserves more respect than this.
“It was Mr Biggs’s own choice to offend and he now appears to want to avoid the consequences of his decision. I do not think this is acceptable.
“Mr Biggs is wholly unrepentant and the Parole Board found his propensity to breach trust a very significant factor. He has not undertaken risk-related work and does not regret his offending.”
Pity our MP’s don’t respect the same laws.
How stupid to keep someone in prison who is not a threat to society.
It’s just another example of this government’s disregard for taxpayers money.
In this instance, Nell, I’ll disagree with you. The Great Train Robbery would have been an almighty farce but for the beating meted out to the train driver. He never worked again, and suffered mental incapacity for the rest of his life. Biggs escaped and thumbed his nose at justice until it suited him to come back. I think he deserves to serve his sentence, and if his life ends before he has served his sentence, so be it. My sympathies are with the train driver and his family.
Prison isn’t just about protecting us from threats to society. It’s about punishing the guilty. Biggs’ gang coshed some poor bugger on the head who just managed to cling to life long enough to let them off a murder rap.
So Biggs can go to hell.
Biggs HAS gone to hell jgm – I know what he did was evil – point is he’s not even a threat to himself now and the government needs to take a sensible view – do they keep him in prison or let him go to an old people’s home?
Do you know anything about old people’s homes under this labour government? Sorry but I do. Frankly prison is probably more comfortable.
They need to let him go to his old people’s home. It’s a cheaper and less comfortable option.
Don’t you mean – the UK makes Stalinist Russia look like the promised land.
I’m sure we all understand your sentiments, and agree.
Pity though – Labour ‘Tough on Crime, Tough on the Causes of Crime’ means CCTV police – so surely as the cause, all PLP members should go to jail? Any last words? Tough!
yes, I did, apologies, you have it right.
as a PS how did Straw’s son, Will Straw, become a somebody at an American think tank in Washington(was interviewd by BBC during Obama’s inauguration) when he has a UK police/criminal record for illegal drug-taking and dealing? I thought the Americans wouldn’t even let such a person in to their country less still allow such a person to reside and work there in a job that involves security clearance with US govt. departments. How odd.
I thought the american’s wouldn’t let anyone in with a criminal record either.
Just goes to show it’s not what you know – it’s who you know (or who Daddy knows)!
Perhaps he forgot to mention it on the form.
Now that would be funny. Anybody got the address of his employer over there so we might draw this possible lapse in memory to their attention.
I find I am with Jack Straw on this. Fuck Biggs. Him and his gang coshed a train-driver who managed to cling to life just long enough to let them off a murder rap.
Then he fucked off to Brazil and lived the life of Reilly until he needed some proper medical attention in his old age. If he’d stayed and served his time he’d be out by now.
So do fuck off Biggs.
Rot in hell.
If I only had a heart!
You sound like you will be rotting alongside him you twisted fuck.
Thank you for your kind remarks.
It’s a good job Johnny Cash is not alive
I thought Johnny Cash was the change from a Durex machine.
I thought that was rubber money!
We are going to roll this convoy across the USA
Cover me! I’m going in!
Nodder lot of people know that.
I offered my girlfriend something that goes in dry but comes out wet and steamy but she said she already had a box of tea-bags in the cupboard.
So Sarah has become a pal of n*omi c*ambell accompanying her to glastonbury and now on this march.
Strange how she seems perpetually attracted to people who throw phones in a paddy.
She must have an inferiority complex by now.
Sarah or Noami? Or both?
Sarah. Naomi has Gordon’s traits.
But is somewhat better-looking.
Sorry Engineer – I can’t agree .
David Cameron’s wife – or Obama’s or even Sarkozy’s – pretty ladies!!
As a woman of course I have other preferences. Clint Eastwood maybe or a young John Wayne – but there you go – we are all different!!!!
Carla Bruni – mmmm yes. Kate Middleton – even more yes!
It has to be Nigella Lawson for me. The perfect mmmmmMILF
The minorities are the country’s most important people. We should all work extra, extra hard so these lovely people can celebrate their cultures and orientation.
Not me, mate. I’m off to a better country and a better life.
The whole country is made up of minorities. Northerners, Cornish, Scots, Welsh, Northumbrians, East Anglians, the Rural Minority, Brummies, Scousers, Irish, West Country, Midlanders……
Oh, and Politicians.
Fen Tigers!
Sorry should have said we’re a minority too!
Sorry, Nell, thought I’d bracketed the Fens under ‘Rural’. Does go to show that we all have our identities, in which we take deep pride, but most of us don’t feel the need to go on about it or ram it down people’s throats. I’m Cheshire, and count myself a Northerner – both my parents where Lancashire through and through.
It puzzles me a little that some minorities make so much fuss. Gays are a part of the mix that makes up Britain, and as long as they respect that I’m not one of them, good luck to them. But why do they need to go marching through London? Who ever heard of, for example, a Cornish Pride march through London?
Truth is Engineer we are all minorities and within those minorities we are all individuals.
It’s called microcosms. labour has succeeded in separating us and making us all feel isolated.
What Labour has failed to do with it’s multicultural policies is to show the way for us all to pull together as a nation. Would you unite behind the BaronessU (regardless of your origins)???
Labour doesn’t have a vision of us all as AN ENTITY.
I have to confess that I never really understood ‘multiculturalism’. My gaffer at my old employer’s was born and brought up in Mysore. At the age of 16, he decided he could make a better life for himself if he went to Germany and served an apprenticeship. He then came to Britain, got a degree, and took citizenship. He wasn’t the world’s best engineer, but he was a gentleman through and through. Very decent guy, and to his colleagues, just another bloke earning his living.
Perhaps there’s a sort of message there about immigration. It’s like red wine – in moderation, it does you good, but an excess is potentially harmful.
The over-zealous enforcement of the rights of selected (selected by whom?) minorities is also harmful. Let them integrate at a natural pace to the British way of life, but please don’t force alien ways on the natives.
Britishness? Can’t understand the fuss, or the need to ‘define’ it. Most of us are British, and just get on with it. Any immigrants, off-comers, call them what you will can observe, learn and will in due time be part of it.
I apply the Tommy Cooper test. If I do an impression of Tommy Cooper and they don’t know WTF is going on, they can bugger off back to where they came from.
I just might be shit at doing Tommy Cooper impressions though.
Gordon has a trumpet ring, he can suck a pool ball off the table from the bar
Inglese
wassup with Gordon Brown ? I ask him to my villa just like Toni, bring Tessa with the big bamberone I say it will be like old times – he say no.
I say, I come see you makea Harriet love salami, he say no. This guy he no fun – Toni he do it five times a night – almost like an Italian.
How can you run a country if the Duce is no fun ?
Angela Merkel she like a joke – she say I should give Brown advice on UK economy. I say Angela that not a joke things would only get better with me in charge.
Ah my cabinet the arrive, ladies put he pole there.
Ciao
Stanisilav, is that you or your Italian cousin – either way, delightful reading. You are sorely missed although I’ve recently found you care of Swiss Bob (!) – thanks “Bob”…
I’d imagine it’s probably possible to just ban the IPs he posts from, but why bother – denying others their right to free speech, no matter how demented they are, makes one no better than Broon and his band of merry hoons.
Please read comment 156 and see if you still feel the same.
Homophobia & racism in all its Tory Glory. More please, let yourself get carried away, as much as you can deliver in time for the next election. Thank you.
fuck off you global-warming denying anti-semite.
You forgot to add, “That’ll be £500.00.”
There’ racism and homophobia on labour list and labour home so i wouldn’t get to cocky Neil you fat fucker.
You will find that it is the party of homophobia and racism (B&P) that is ‘creaming off’ (ooo-eerrrr missus) all those previously loyal Labour voters. So clearly scratch the surface of your typical non-thinking Labour voter in your typical Labour safe-seat ‘represented’ by some private school educated ‘Fabian’ and homophobia and racism is front and centre.
It must give Labour endless fun that their economically incompetent government keeps their loyal racist, homophobic voters in abject poverty and hopelessness.
Given their outright naked hostility towards anybody that might exibit middle-class (or worse, toff) tendencies – public school, rural pursuits, above-average earning capacity, etc. – I don’t think I want to take any lectures on tolerance from most Labour politicians.
Here here. I mean, I did nothing wrong at all, when you think about it.
This site is gaining us more votes by the hour you dozy welsh windbag.
does my bum look big in this?
are you one of the Kinnocks from Troughshire?
arsehole
look in the mirror, turn around, bend down, see the chocolate starfish, that’s you that is, an arsehole
Will the last blogger leaving this site please turn out the lights?
Sarah’s fed up with the shit stabber. She’s coming out as his Chick Boy.
Its spelt Speodo
Is it physically possible for gays to march?
I am not opposed to gays – I know some men who are gay – and like and respect them.
As a mother my only opposition to gays – is that if my son was a gay – I would be deprived of grandchildren. That would make me very sad.
but on the bright side no more mandelsons………result!!
Would Gay Pride Mince be more accurate?
One thing is for sure: they is not marching, or exhibiting ANY kind of pseudo-militaristic behaviour.
‘Is it physically posible for gays to march?’
Announcer: And next the men of the Second Armoured Division regale us with their famous close order swanning about.
Sergeant: Squad… Camp it … up!
(chanting like a military march drill, they mince in unison)
Oooh get her! Whoops!
I’ve got your number ducky.
You couldn’t afford me, dear. Two three.
I’d scratch your eyes out.
Don’t come the brigadier bit with us, dear,
We all know where you’ve been, you military fairy!
Whoops, don’t look now girls,
The major’s just minced in
With that dolly colour sergeant,
Two, three, ooh-ho
Guido O/T hope you’ll forgive me but ……
Re Trolls we should sometimes be allowed, when their comments are really extreme, to attack them.
You’ve removed me twice, when I’ve attacked, because I felt really strongly about what they said.
I appreciate that you feel they are better ignored. But as I said on an earlier thread they are like greenfly – they multiply and morph. Sometimes they need a dose of DDT in order to finish them off!!
More importantly I think the person they are attacking needs to know we all support them against these unpleasant toads. (Apologies to toads)
“Has anyone seen my pussy?”
MOLLY SUGDEN
R.I.P.
“I’ve got to get home. If my pussy isn’t attended to by 8 o’clock, I shall be stroking it for the rest of the evening.”
I gave your pussy a good seein’ to last night your grace.
Yes Pussy Ussher has just left Burnley for good TROUGHING BITCH.
It’s a shocker. Karl Malden bit the dust too, aged 97.
You’ve all done very well.
I’m no more of a hoon than he is if I simply suggest that those children he claims to have fathered are no more his than pederast Micahel Jackson’s were his (sic) own
He’s a clown
he’s queer
He takes it up the rear
Its Gordon Brown
He’s gay
he’s bent
his arse is up for rent
gordon brown
gordon brown
Sorry
But did you need to say Gordon Brown twice?
I understand that some chaps enjoy a spot of mano a mano
But…………………………..
There are limits on blogs
I say, you chaps, is our Dear Leader really an homosexual?
Does it matter? He’s incompetent and a liar. Isn’t that more important?
Calm down, dear. He’s not YOUR son.
I have read that the only person in Tony Blairs first cabinet that did not have a boyfriend was Clare Short. How true it is (or is not) – I do not know.
She had a girlfriend.
She also had a son. It shouldn’t matter – only that she did a good job – did she?
Reading this thread (and previous ones) raises a question. Are there any sexually normal people in Westminster?
Answer came there none.
Think I’ll steer clear of Westminster for the present, or at least, approach with caution.
Morning Eningeer – interesting threads last night.
Need to go to Guido’s next blog and congratulate him on his June stats – and then off for another day of work.
goron the moron thinks nationalisation will win votes all the way up the East Coast mainline, another throw back to the failed socialism which Thatcher tried to erradicate. The verminious nationalisers are back and need to be put back into their graves with stakes through their hearts.
Sadly, I think the only thing we will learn from this is that governments are not very good at running railways.
(P.S. If you use the ECML, be a little charitable to the front line staff you meet. They are even more frazzled and pissed off than you are.)
A pretty rich chap (who made his money supplying railway parts) once said to me:
Railways are paid for by public money, you and me. Then they privatise them, sell shares, and take more money off you and me. They go bust and are nationalised, paid for by you and me. Ad infinitum
Mind you, there is some comfort in the demise of the East Coast mainline franchise – the less Scots commuting this line, the richer England will be
East coast – rural? – labour has gone out of it’s way to diss ‘rural’ and ‘agriculture’ in this country – hasn’t it ???
And now it wants the rural vote, just like it wants the gay vote and the middle england vote ??? Largely because it’s own Labour vote is collapsing!!!!
gordo thinks we are idiots.
Next election is going to be telling!!!!
Labour want the rural vote? Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
I could be wrong, but the only railways in this country to make a profit did so by hauling vast amounts of minerals relatively short distances (South Wales valleys, North East England), and then only before road competition came along. Moving passengers, even South-East commuters, has never been profitable, or only marginally so.
It has been said that during rail privatisation, everybody was consulted except the people running the Railway. Result – a cock-up. Nobody has managed to sort it out since, and probably won’t.
Not only could you be wrong, but you are wrong.
Please correct me.
I’m an engineer too, and I’d like to hear this one too…..
Answer came there none…..
Seems we are condemned to wallow in our ignorance, Admiral.
So, a simple question:
Is Sarah Brown a Beard?
sorry – I know I shouldn’t ask and I will regret it but what is a beard?
oh Nell….Bless! A beard is a woman who is said to be in a relationship with a secretly gay man to make people believe he isn’t gay.
I knew that… not.
Ta everso, you live and learn…..
No no no!!!! That is a ‘whiff of lavender’. A ‘beard’ is a gent who is married to a lesbian in order to disguish her sexuality.
Look. If you’re going to diss Sarah Brown at least get the terminology right. Consult google if you don’t believe me but stop with this ‘beard’ shit. It’s 100% wrong.
So what’s a “touch of lavender” as in the TV drama a few years ago…..
I withdraw that comment. It appears that ‘beard’ and ‘whiff of lavender’ are synonomous in this context.
The worst kept secret in Westminster is that Gordon Brown is a closet gay with a sham marriage. I expect it’ll all become public after he leaves the government and lots of dimwits will be claiming they knew all along.
Not sure about this. Over two hours and no-one has responded…. hmmmmm
Is there a Fettesgate connection here, perhaps ?
crash gordon,mandelbum and the N.M.N. (NEW MAN NONCE) Bliar are a gay love triangle that fell apart. I thought e veryone knew that!!!!!
It’s like being in a ‘gay special’ episode of Eastenders FFS.
Trust the homosexualists to turn the UK into a giant tragi/comic soap opera.
Lord Fondleboyz is hoping to see his boyfriend Gordon McTwat turn up at the Gay Pride March dressed as the Leather Guy out of Village People.
Ever see the picture of mandleson with the moustache?
Blue Oyster club patron or what.
For the fancy dress parade, that spot is already taken.
I don’t really care what their sexual preferences are, as long as we can get rid of them asap.
Seconded.
Ooh, get you big boy.
I remain to be convinced by this Gordon Brown homosexuality claim but if it does all turn out to be true then a whole bunch more ‘traditional’ Labour voters will go to the party that most represents their ‘traditional’ working class values.
N*ck Gr*ffin will be laughing his socks off.
So will Cameron.
Griffin is not exactly ‘whiter than white’ when it comes to being entirely heterosexual. A lot of these fascists are gay on the sly.
I don’t care what they do with their knobs and bums, it’s the hypocrisy that stinks.
WTF
Aye lad tha cant trust a man oo dosn’t tuck is shirt int’ ‘is underpants.
“Sarah Brown will be marching, though apparently her husband won’t be mincing along.”
The queen won’t be going then.
Can Cameron just blow Brown’s head off with a bloody powerful hand gun,live on PM non – Q’s?
Why do gays need to march?
It’s not the marching so much as dressing up, sometimes in military gear.
to keep the tampons in
joking apart, it must hurt
Gays and Labour ……….. the core of this relationship is yet another cunning plan to grab votes
Brown’s media company, the influential Blair/Brown Broadcasting Corporation, headed by Marr and Robinson, reported in an interview this afternoon to Robinson, that “I’m honest about spending – Brown”
full text here:-
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8129134.stm
I am so glad he is being honest now as I doubt he would be any thing other than honest on the BBC.
Being honest and spinning are the same thing, aren’t they?
You notice how the Beeb always jump to Broons rescue when he’s had a bad day…..yes..that’s right Prime Minister, tell it to toenails, we all know you’re honest really…use the BBC to explain how those nasty tories have misrepresented you….yes, that’s right prime minister….and tell us…have you done anything interesting today? How are those tractor factories coming along? – lick lick slurp slurp…..
He admits to Nick Robinson that there will be some “efficiency savings” and cuts in back office activities, but there will be no cuts in front line services.
We will have to make cuts, but there won’t be any cuts, because the only party that would make cuts is the Conservative Party, our cuts are efficiency savings, not cuts, there will be no cuts, only investment, and I am honest about spending cuts, sorry I mean efficiency savings, sorry, I mean spending plans, says Brown to the impartial BBC reporter, Nick Robinson.
Is that clear now?
These are not just ordinary cuts. These are M&S Cuts
Cameron apologising for Thatcher? Gay Pride? What are you anti-semitic hoons going to make of this: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/david-cameron/5710650/David-Cameron-says-sorry-over-Section-28-gay-law.html
I can tell you one thing. Stourbridge will never vote for a lezzer, so that’s one seat down the drain.
I like lesbians. They make terrific films.
yup, I’m with the lesbians on this one.
And where would our great women’s football and hockey teams be without lesbians – they’d be getting well and truly licked every match.
It is nice to know that the Labour Party does not have a monopoly on really stupid comments by MPs,
Michael Gove.
Last year Michael Gove, the shadow schools secretary, said that the party had got it badly wrong on gay issues. ‘I think we indulged prejudice in the 1980s and missed the point,’ he said. ‘It’s not gay men who are abusing women and abandoning children – it’s straight men.” he said.
That is because Gay men don’t marry women and have children. It does not mean that gay men are superior to straight men.
We are all just human beings, and the silly labels should be ditched.
Mark, Mark, are you bottom feeding tonight? I would like to table a motion
Mandy’s Post Office disaster masquerading as a Part Privatisation gets booted firmly into the long grass past the Election as the Cabinet gleefully all took turns to tell Mandy and Brown where they could stick it when it was brought up.
Milliboy now firmly staking his claim to Mandy’s dream job as Foreign Secretary by making it known to the Brownites and Balirites that any move to replace him with Mandy will result in a leadership contest.
Johnson pouring scorn on the pigs ear of a mess of I.D. cards.
In the process making it clear to Brown and Mandy that he isn’t going to play ball just because they thought a few warm words and a panel and report about Electoral reform would buy Johnson off.
Johnson and his many supporters will certainly be back in the Autumn for that leadership contest unless Brown turns the polls around massively. Which even Mandy knows as the by-Elections get ever closer isn’t going to happen.
Not a good few days for Mandy and Brown.
How does Mandelson get away with going on about Osborne lying etc (as retribution for Osborne giving away Mandy’s secret thoughts on Brown)? Surely it is Mandy who we should be wrorried about? He was the one consorting with various yacht=owners and other mega-miilonaires off Corfu – what is going on?
Quite simply because baronet Osborne is a demonstrable liar, as evidenced by the fact checking team at Channel 4 news.
Because every interviewer bar none is shit scared of Mandleson and are very ill prepared.
Don’t mess with the shape-shifters is the general message.
As ever, Labour leads the way; leads the Tories to enlightenment.
Why vote for copycat Conservatives, when you can have the real thing?
“The Tory leader, speaking at a Gay pride event, went much further than before in apologising for decisions taken by the party when Baroness Thatcher was leader.
Mr Cameron, the first Tory leader to speak at a Gay pride event, said: “I am sorry for Section 28. We got it wrong. It was an emotional issue. I hope you can forgive us.”
Section 28, which became law in 1988, banned local authorities from portraying homosexuality in a positive light. It became a totemic issue for Conservative modernisers. In 2003, when it was abolished by the Labour government, Mr Cameron voted for only the partial lifting of the ban”.
The English ruling class has always been tolerant of life’s little eccentricities.
Brought up by wet-nurses and nannies, paraded in front of Mama and Papa for an hour at 6.00 pm, they were then sent away for two thirds of the year to attend schools which taught Latin and Greek to 7 year olds. Here they communally showered, communally shat and communally slept. They also encountered geography teachers who preferred penises to peninsulars and historians who wore pink shirts and threatened the unruly or insolent with attendance at ‘beating time’.
None of this fazed or frightened them: it was a shared experience resisted by the coining of nicknames and analysed in hushed tones when the dormitory lights were turned off. The few ‘bedwetters’ that did complain were told that things were far worse in their father’s days and that they should be grateful of the privileges for which their parents were paying.
As puberty approached, their Headmaster would call leavers in for an hour’s fireside chat. Warned of dangerous urges, they were told these could be resisted by turning the mind to an innocent pursuit: fishing a pool for salmon in a Scottish river was given as an example. They were now prepared for life at an all boys public school.
Eton was not very different: the boys, the playing fields and the penises were just bigger. There was much talk of the latter, but relatively little action. Some chaps went round in pairs but more significantly was the need to be “all chaps together”. Everyone and everything was tolerated provided it wasn’t brazen, disruptive or visibly indecent. Nicknames were still coined and stories told. A very few left “for the obvious reasons”, one notably, in later life, became the Prime Minister who had never had it so good.
And so onto Oxbridge where a glimpse of blue stocking converted all but the most committed. The public school culture of tolerated eccentricity now morphed into a cult of self-parody. Clear water was needed to reinforce differences. So they joined the Bullingdon Club and Piers Gaveston Society to wear stockings, suspenders and lipstick whilst drinking champagne and doing the unmentionable with cumberland pork sausages. This was merely the ‘grown-up’ version of the dormitory conservation. Sobered up and back in the Oxbridge Unions, they would gladhand with all: always pleasant, tolerant and unfailingly decent.
The formative years over, the rhetoric but not the culture changed. Of course we will speak at a Gay Pride event, but march in public – that would be indecent. As a member of the ruling class we understand and tolerate without having to wear a badge which says “Rock the Boat”.
No one doubts that Tory patricians have an ambivalance about the mores of the common people, as displayed on this board by the oik Tory supporters.
The point however is that the Thatcher days were characterised in the dominance of oikish Tories from Essex etc., with all the racism, sexism whateverelseism etc that that entailed.
Now, patricians Dave and Gideon may have nothing but distain for oikish Essex Conservatives, but they’ll still need their support to win an election. They were the people who swung it for Thatcher, remember.
I expect patricians Dave and Gideon may be forced to think again on their progressive metrosexual values…
It seems to me that every word Brown says is a lie. He never has said he is straight, if he had we would know he was gay.
As far as Sarah going on the Gay march, she obviously is going to support her ‘Husband’.
Perhaps she knows the true answer to Mc Mentals sexuality, and the children’s consception might have something in common with Michael Jackson’s child creating.
Maybe thats why McMental’s so pally with Mandelson. They say love united for the second time is stronger. Good luck to the pair of them, I hope they both move to a country that shows more tollerance to gays
Have you noticed Brown seems to have grown in height since he became PM. Are his shoes constructed to give him a lift, and make him taller. Lying about his height as well perhaps. If this is the case he must be very insecure. More mental problems perhaps.-A real misfit in society.
So.
Why are party leaders fallng over each other in a race to show who is the pinkest in Westminster?
Why does Sarah Brown hang out with sufferers of Phone rage?
Why have MPs got away with their expenses scams?
Why is the new speaker just as bad as the old speaker?
And isn’t it about time Jonah wished Murray good luck and put an end to his winning streak?
I’ll be shouting for every opponent of Murray’s, just like he would if an an Englishman was in his place.
can I go too ???
I don’t get this gay pride thing.
Sure, lots of gay people have much to be proud of and they contribute enormously to society in many fields.
In some areas, they contribute in ways out of all proportion to the number of gay people in society as a whole. Many arts organisations and the BBC wouldn’t run without them, for instance.
But proud of actually being homosexual? I’m delighted it’s no longer any reason for shame but what precisely is there to be proud of in wanting another man to stick his cock up your arse?
The pendulum of prejudice has swung too far in the opposite direction.
Now it is time for everyone to get on with their lives without labeling themselves and others, and keep private matters private.
Put nob in fanny.
Let’s hope he doesn’t wish them well. That’s the LAST thing they need!
No one has fed Mrs Slocombe’s pussy.
The last thing she felt was a stroke.
I prefer the simpler approach -ignore them.
What a Gay Day.
Shut that back door.
Gordo doesn’t appear to tolerate women in his cabinet very well, he is incomfortable openly supporting gay issues and Mandelson has an inexplicable hold over him.
What does the Hartlepool peer know that we don’t?
Blood tastes good and keep away from mirrors.
Listen, you leave Davy alone. Just because he went to Eton and…
Oh, all right. But only watched, I’m sure.
A homophobic post trailed by immature, homophobic comments. A proud day for independent blogging.