Ed Balls, denuded of Damian McBride, has to call journalists himself now to make threats. Blogging Speccie hack Fraser Nelson got the full hairdryer treatment from blinky: “take that post down now… You should not call me a liar…” Balls told him if he kept the blog post up, it will “expose” the sort of publication that the Spectator is and its “political” bias. “So you will take the post down?” Balls told a laughing Fraser. The heat must be getting to Blinky.
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Doing Emotional – Jon Craig
Gordon Brown’s Policy Inventions - Fink
Conservatives Need Clear, Discernable Principles – Fraser Nelson
Union’s £75 Million Lever on Labour – News of the Screws
Cameron Has to Come Up With Something Better – Fraser Nelson
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Yeo’s Pre-Blogged Ambush – Indy
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Sarah Palin said…
“A year later, I gotta ask the supporters of all that, ‘How’s that hopey, changey thing working out for ya?’ “
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Balls was terrible on R4 this morning. Interupting, shouting and being a tosser. His wife looked as though contemplating divorce during the Gorgons statement yesterday. Hopefully it will be bye bye blinky
Couldn’t agree more…I was desperate for the interviewer to tell him to shut the Fup…he is utterly bereft of logic, shame or manners.
If Culpability Brown ever got the bullet then Blinky would be a hilarious stand in for a few months.
I’d love him to “expose” the Speccie.
What a clot!
Was it hand bags. I have heard there are a lot of secret handbag carriers in the house. If true must be a bastard if you have dropped one of those new undated 20p pieces. I mean you dont know if it would be safe to bend down
Fraser Nelson is a liar.
masterbater is a masterbater.
oh and ed balls is a lying piece of shit.
string him up!
Robert Mugabe advocates Quantitive Easing
Oh do try to concentrate Resurgemus!
Resurgemus,
The correct spelling of quantitative easing is quantitative easing.
To be fair it is a tricky one.
Mervyn King is in favour of quantitative easing.
Ben Bernanke is in favour of quantitative easing.
Masaaki Shirakawa is in favour of quantitative easing.
Jean-Claude Trichet is in favour of quantitative easing.
Hmmm….what’s George Osborne’s position with regard to quantitative easing?
Ok, tough guy?
Fraser Nelson is a liar.
So what?
I didn’t just post that what I actually said was, “So weak.”
Well said the real problem must now be in the other plce where bending at the waist is coscidered essential. Mandy proof underwear??
To be fair, Master Baiter, earlier today you were spelling quantitive easing as quantative easing.
Do try to concentrate.
Sorry MB
wasn’t concentrating
Juan Peron advocated quantitative easing
Idiot Mick! It’s quantatative easing. Bloody grammar school Hoons !!
What the fook is “qunatitive easing” when its at home?
In my country we call Quantitive Easing, the fault of the imperial and criminal white British oppression of Meester Blair and his monkey Brown. In Zimbabwe everyone has a job and gets very well paid. You see people every day with wheelbarrows full of money.
“Quantitive Easing” is a tax on everyone that owns sterling.
I know lots of people like taxation.
Luckily the Bank of england don’t want to do too much of it.
A pity really that Germans won’t let the French or Italians do as much as they’d like to, so we could have cheaper hols, and we’d all be in the same leaky boats.
Good or bad it is spelt
quantitative easing
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantitative_easing
Glad to see you are coming round to accepting it could be bad
Whether taxation is good or bad, I don’t care how you spell it.
I don’t want GB to take 10% of the value of my savings off me.
I don’t want to have a lecture from a sqeaky little turd who’s never really experienced either tax or inflation.
You mean, “it is spelled.” No matter, it’s a good link.
I found this rather disturbing…
However, there is a risk that banks will still refuse to lend despite the increase in their deposits, and in a worst case scenario, possibly lead to hyperinflation.
This is what happened in the Weimar Republic eventually leading to Hitler taking power. Even without a Hitler, hyperinflation is not very nice. In the Seventies we came close with inflation of 40% thanks to Labour’s uncontrolled spending. Inevitably people start demanding larger and larger payrises fuelling more inflation. That’s when Callaghan called in the IMF.
Couldn’t happen again though, could it?
DM
of course it could, which is why NuLab want everyone to say it is right; then we all “agreed” if it goes wrong ( which with their mangement record is probable )
Hmm. I’ve been moderated.
Was it coz i said “taxation is good”
+++ID CARDS SCRAPPED!!!+++ YES, REALLY!!
Basically it’s what you do when you’ve fucked everything else up and you’ve no other option (apart from do the decent thing and call a GE). That’s why Sterling is going to take a big hit soon and basically all of us with sterling (our dosh and investments) are going to suffer as the government steal what little they have not already taken from us in taxes.
And they send little Master Baiter along to tell us this is OK. And he wonders why he is not greeted like a long lost brother. He’s just a plonker though it is the shysters who have brought this upon us who are the real Hoons. They knew exactly what they were doing but did they care? Nah, not while they are too busy sticking their hands in the cookie jar.
The country is about to be brought to its knees.
ID cards scrapped ?
Now wait until we see the penalties IT contractors will enforce because NuLab negotiated shit contracts. IT consultancy partners in line for big bucks ?
DM
yes slippery little spin merchant, still he’s good at it. He’s convinced George Laird I’ve been impersonating MB and attacking him and George is off on a rant. Still highly amusing to watch.
Whether taxation is good or bad, I don’t care how you spell it.
I don’t want a 10% tax on savings.
Master Baiter has never really experienced either tax or inflation.
@Pedant: I think Hoonitative easing would be more accurate in this case :-)
Balls sounded like a motor-mouth, uncouth bovver-boy on Radio 4 Today. Sarah Montague did well in her interview and her tone made him sound even more of a yob than he is.
yes, ed balls did sound like a thug on the radio.
but then that is exactly what he is, a fat lying thug.
innit.
E’s not a fug, e’s a big girl’s blouse.
Agree – and Balls sounds panic stricken. All the NuLab Ministers know the game is up and they’re headed for wipeout at the Election.
A fat lying shit with a fucking tiny cock.
I rather liked the R4 bit this morning on yesterdays PMQs where Cameron asks GB “is there anybody in there?”
Ed Balls is not a thug. He is a fat,lying, stinking fucking shitHoon. A coward and a bully just like snotgobbler.
Now don’t you go giving yobs a bad name
And another good idea from the Barrel Scraping Brass Monkey – licences for teachers, renewable every 5 years if they are deemed competent. Just like MPs. Oh, sorry, one group is actually useful (mostly). And the other group is MPs.
He has a hair-do like Derek Nimmo
Brown may not have the bullet but he’s got the gun
Ed Balls suffers from verbal diarrhoea and is the biggest bore out, closely followed by Gordon and Yvette. His interview on R4 was an absolute disgrace.
and mental diarrhoea . . .
And they said that I was a total hoon. Ed’s in a league of his own.
No time to write this stuff – I’ve got my expenses to claim.
ID cards scrapped ?
Now wait until we see the penalties IT contractors will enforce because NuLab negotiated shit contracts. IT consultancy partners in line for big bucks ?
Please note very carefully. Quantitative Easing is correctly spelt, “Printing Money”.
The latter is English, while the former is Nulibor-pc-speak.
:-)
But most of the public don’t understand “Quantatitive Easing” so don’t realise we’re printing money like mad at the moment.
Sounds like Churchill, who would say that Balls and Broon are speaking “terminological inexactitudes”
Grandad; Think you will find it is late 16th century medieval Latin.
Quantitativus.
Couldn’t have put it better myself, Great Granddad. What do you think about the correct spelling of redacted which, of course, is edited? Another of my pet hates is “ring-fenced” and kids for children or pupils.
Guess I’m getting old.
In plain English – they’re lying through their teeth. Oh what a surprise! The Moral Compass must be at the menders again.
It takes a golden oldie to make sense, especially one who has lived through previous Labour governments!
On the Toady programme, Balls talked about the government’s “good economic management”.
This is a clear case of insanity, not heatstroke.
Not insanity at all – just clear common sense. This government is fully on top of all the current fiscal problems and will guide us out of this recession into a promised land of milk and honey. Three cheers for Gordon, Ed and Mandy!
Now if only I could find my medication!
Just make absolutely sure that its not the same shit that Michael Jackson was on.
I heard him. He was in a manic condition, on medication or possibly, “substances”. He is no longer sane and could very well prove to be a danger to himself (who cares?), those around him (keep well away), or to the entire country. So lock him away.
Maybe he shares the same doctor as Jacko.
Given the reports about alleged prescribed overdoses, let’s hope so.
if only, and then perhaps the same outcome.
I wish we could arrange a house call from Dr Shipman for the bastard.
It wasn’t ‘hairdryer’ treatment from Bollocks on the Toady programme this morning, he was that shrill it could have been ‘hair-curler’ treatment.
Tarting hoon!
If the story is true, Balls has gone mad. Trying to control the free press. The mark of every dictator, from Hitler, who he resembles, to Stalin, Mugabe, Amenadniajad and all the mad mullahs, Chavez etc. He is out of control. Will someone get rid of him? How about the real prime minister, Handlebum doing something about the wretch? Where are you, bumboy, when we need you?
Balls isn’t Hitler.That distinction goes to Brown. He fits the bunker profile too well.
No, Balls is Heydrich.
With Lord Fondlebum as Eva Braun.
More like Baldrick.
Balls needs a good slapping
More like Ernst Rohm
“Balls needs a good slapping”
Can we watch.
That’s an insult to Heydrich, at least he was efficient at what he did.
He’s doing his night job as a jockey.
I missed it.
I liked the hatchet job on what Mandy was going to announce on monday, before he’d started.
Tut tut tut tut tut…..you wouldn’t hear language like that on THIS website :-/
Too fucking right!
Balls is an uncouth, ignorant, condescending, arrogant, obnoxious little twat.
Worse still, this is man who JG Broon sees as his natural sucessor!!!!
Hahahahahahah…LOL…bye bye Labour….forever!!!!!!
I am trying to think of something nice to say about him hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ah He’ll probably be on the dole this time next year.
There you go – if you try hard enough you can always come up with something.
Even better, my wife will be too.
I think you’re being far too kind to Balls.
If it looks like balls, talks balls, then it must be Dick-Ed Balls.
My god this Labour ‘government’ are a sorry shower of shite
Only ‘This Labour Government’?
Try – the Labour Party has always been a shower of shite. Just people keep forgetting how bad they are … and they get re-elected to remind everyone.
Not just a shower, but a torrential downpour.
Cooper has looked miserable lately.
Balls’ outburst to the Speccie has in fact outed the ‘Brownie’ they have been basing their claims on. ie talking about 5 of debt as GDP not the actual figures.
But even this is dubious.
What are the chances of Nelson ever being allowed to ask Brown a question again? What are the chances of the rest of the lobby waking up from their slumbers?
Jeez ….. can you imagine being shagged by Edward. The thought of it has just made me puke. No wonder she’s contemplating divorce….. perhaps she’ll do a ‘Bobbit’ and turn the prick into a prick with balls but no prick.
You just need to look at the gob on it in the photo on Guido’s posting. So Hitler did have at least one unnatural child…
Balls being a tosser? It’s what he does best. I look forward to following his career after the next Election. I suspect it may contain a lot of ‘Would you like fries with that, sir’? – at least until he forgets where he is & reverts to type (thick, bullying, loudmouth thug) & gets fired (again).
Wot no link?
http://www.spectator.co.uk/coffeehouse/
Wot – incapable of finding the specci?
>Does anyone know who that other MP might be?
Gordon Brown most likely.
The pope
Wiping his arse in public again, no doubt
…you know, like a dog does on a carpet
Michael Packson.
Should MP’s be allowed those bloody great paddling pool things for their second homes?
Only about £200 I think.
I think all MP’s second homes should be paddling pools.
The Penguin
you would say that wouldn’t you penguin.
Of course.
The Penguin
Drowning Pools for all Zanu-Liebour MPs and drown the fecking lot of ‘em!!!
‘A co-conspirator has just spotted John Mann MP, having a stand up row with another unnamed Labour MP, calling him an ‘absolute fucking disgrace’ in full view of several parties of school kids, commons tour guides, and police offiers. Does anyone know who that other MP might be?’
Labour MP? Fucking disgrace? Could be any of them. Or all.
Its a generic term. Absolutely interchangeable as well.
The term sums up Brown and the whole cabinet sorry I cannot narrow the field down.
Mind you it could be a ritual new labour bonding gambit “absolute fucking disgrace” yes that sounds about right!
You can’t be a Labour mp unless you are also a bloody fecking disgrace with your hand in the ORDINARY PEOPLE’S pockets. Don’t you know anything about politics?
According to Wikipedia John Mann is a Leeds United supporter. so we must make allowances for him continually having the piss taken out of him. He also tried to ban something called ‘Salvia divinorum’, which sounds like something out of the Tridentine Mass.
Mann set a really good example of how to behave in public to the schoolkids then.
“Who was he?”
“He was Edmond Dantes, and he was my father…and my mother…my brother…that school kid, that commons tour guides, and that police offier…he was you, and me…he was all of us.”
Ed, you are a LIAR.
Ed your a liar your boss is a ‘well proven’ liar in fact your ALL fcuking liars so there now piss off you complete tosser
Oh & your an ugly git also…..my missus says so
Would be nice if you could spell YOU’RE correctly. Educated under New Labour by any chance?
And I much prefer ‘foetid’ as a spelling. ‘Fetid’ is sooooo declasse. [Where are those accents again?]
Another State Education victim.
Next up – the State Education Victim Support Group, Chairman E Balls.
An MP an absolute feckin disgrace? You’ll have to narrow it down a bit as I have 640 matches here…..
Beautiful, absolutely well said, Sir.
Hmm Qn …
So who are the 6 who aren’t f***ing disgraces?!
Please leave him alone. Lying is an entitlement under Labour, shortly to be enshrined in legislation so the Tories can’t cut the number of lies and undo all our good work. The Tories are planning to cut the number of lies by 10% in real terms and they wouldn’t have lied in the current crisis which would have made things worse. Lying started in America.
get a life and divorce blinky
Shouldn’t that be divorce blinky & get a life
I think Mrs Balls is rather nice and I feel very very sorry for her
I am mental of course
Yes, you should. You’re going to need to be with someone who has a job next year, because neither yourself nor Ed is going to be in employment. I’m sure you’ll have lots of interest, altough you did introduce HIPs mind, so a lot of people hate you for that.
I thought HiPS was Prescott’s baby.
Has he been quantHoonave easing her then as well
Where is that barrel of lard Prescott ?
I had a HIP done – but it was no good: can I have a Hip-replacement, on the NHS?
Coincidentally I was just reading the Coffee House blog. It beggars belief that so called govt ministers phone up journalists and moan down the phone at them. What a pathetic little man he is.
Balls told him if he kept the post up, it will “expose” the sort of publication that the Spectator is…
…he should be far more concerned that the electorate will “expose” what a bunch of pond life we have in place of HMG.
Good to see he and his wife will be looking for new employment at about the time the jobless numbers peak!
Can’t wait. Who will rush to employ those two no-hopers?
Lets boycott whoever does – the whole damn lot of them.
Neither bank, buy, sell or speak to whoever employs them – assuming there are any employers left after this government goes the way of the Dodo.
I’m sure Daddy can fix Yvette up with something.
Let’s hope he pays for the rest of her sex change.
What – to a girl? It’ll never work
I looked up who her daddy is or was and I was unsure if it was Tony Cooper or Tommy Cooper.
I decided that it must have been Tommy Cooper because he is the only person who could have had such a joke for a daughter!
Not with 32.000and 26.000 majority they wont.
Surely, you don’t need to give it to three decimal points…
I’ll make sure I have a gander at the Speccie’s website regularly from now on.
They are all cracking up: The thought of losing their cushy tax paid jobs AND being unemployable must be doing their heads in
Balls is a one-ball pony.
Three times this morning on R4 he tried to trot out the lie about the Tories would just cut inheritance tax for millionaires (they have actually put the IHT proposals on the backburner, but hey, why be honest if you’re in Labour’s terminal state?).
Well done to Sarah Montague – she was having none of it and just talked over him, pulling him back onto the deceitful attempt by Balls, Mandy & Brown to hide the books under the carpet.
Well done Sarah. Tough luck Balls – you got trampled by the lady. You thought your boorish bullying manner would win the day. It didn’t.
Hmm, I didn’t think she did that well. For much of the time Balls bullied his way through. The thing is, don’t these tossers realise that when they are performing their ‘media’ techniques of bullying, talking-over, diversions etc, the general public who are listening know exactly what they doing!
OK, but it was as good as I’ve heard from R4 Today and, as you say, Balls’s crass bullying was completely exposed.
Why doesn’t she call his bluff and call him a lying Hoon or switch off his microphone and say that the police have been called to arrest the nutter…done once it should stop the lot of them ranting and lying and she would be doing the public (whose money she takes) a great service!!!
Do Labour ministers go on a media training course to learn how to talk over and keep talking over the person trying to get them to answer the question? The course must also give advice on how to spin the truth.
Yes.
It’s the fag end of the ‘Flow’ training Zanulabour were sheep dipped in 96, after all this time believing that they still had it, but .. bring 3 and 4 pence we are going to a dance
Excellent answer, Hugh. Short and to the point.
Not very successfully it would appear, judging by Balls performance on R4.
My understanding is that the Conservatives will not take any inheritance tax from estates worth less than £1 million. Thus the only people who will pay IHT would, by definition, be millionaires. Balls is such a deluded fuckwit he can’t even get the Big Lie right.
People were not concerned when Labour introduced Stamp Duty an all house purchases years ago, because they thought it would only apply to the rich with mega-bucks houses. Then inflation comes along and suddenly everyone owns a mega-bucks house. Once it becomes a generally accepted part of life that you pay protection money to the Mafia at HM Revenue and Customs, the price always creeps up. Inheritance tax is a vile act of theft, taxing money that was already taxed when earned, saved or invested. Don’t be too keen to see the ‘rich buggers’ taxed because the way this Gov is printing cash, everybody’s house will be worth a stack and a million quid won’t get you anywhere. Don’t believe me? My mother’s house was £6000 in the mid-sixties.
Bloody Vikings, our pre-fab in Liverpool was worth a lot fucking less than that. Shows you horned helmeted crew were just a lot better at robbin’ than us. Ps will accept £5.75 for it…. But no less!!
Don’t forget to lock the back door.
Love Dixie
Delusions of leadership grandeur.
Blinky should have been eviscarated by Bercow for policy announcements on radio rather than the house.
In any event how can you trust or believe this mad wanker.
I agree he is one mad idjit and should be put down by a Vet.
Too expensive. Send him round here and I’ll do it for half the price with a shovel.
Did he sleep his way to the top?
By Bercow? Forget it. He keeps his buttplug in full time now, so he’s always ready when Grim Gordon the Gaping Gargoyle wants to fist him. He fucking loves it, though sometimes the bitten fingernails can hurt a bit. He’s buying him an emery board for Hannukah.
I would guess that one of the reasons that Herr Balls is so vile these days is that he now knows that any ideas he might have had about becoming Chancellor or even the next Labour leader are dead and buried.
Trying very hard to think of anyone who might employ this useless fart or indeed his equally useless wife in the next life……er……..no, can’t think of anyone.
Bye Bye Balls!!!!!
ONE MILLION NEETS?
That’s neat – how did New Labour manage that?
Does Bollocks mean he’ll ‘expose’ the Spectator as Tory-inclined? That should cause a stir.
The Spectator is a Tory publication?!
Good God, I had no idea, this is scandalous!
Good grief! Yes:surely, by definition, all arts-n’-media people are left! Quite impartially and unbiassedly Left!
Is it really wise for Ballsy to identify himself so closely with the Great Lump of Misery? Might he not end up playing the role of Admiral Doenitz to Brown’s Hitler?
At least Hitler only had one ball…HMGs got two.
The Balls’ could change their family name to the Impotents. Neither will be working in afew months.
I’ll get my coat. TAXI !
I bet they both will be ‘working’ and ‘earning’ a right shed-load, thank you very much. Quangos, The Lords, Commission for this, Institute of that, Director of the other. Think of all the bribes taken and favours done from and for business over the years. There will always be some nob ready to keep this filth in the lifestyle to which they have become accustomed.
By manipulation.
… send them some Orchids!
My best guess is that the other MP was Gordon Brown or Alister Darling
‘Tough on crime, tough on the causes of crime’…..12 years later
http://www.bbc.co.uk/crimewatch/wanted/index.shtml
There are only 12 pictures, what happened to the other 634 of them?
Dear All
Well done Fraser Nelson for telling Balls to piss off!
Trying to gag the press what a hoon!
Finally, Nelson laughed down the phone when Balls did the bitch act of begging!
Priceless!
Phone call for McBride?
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
still posting in work time, havnt you been sacked yet. But then it s a non job, non wealth creating, sucking money out of the economy and paid for by the english
Dear Anon
You are just a hoon.
I will post when I like and what I like.
I don’t need lessons on ethics from an arse like you.
Away and be a New Labour bitch that’s all you are good for!
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
who funds your non job do tell
resurgemus is masquerading as Master Baiter because resurgemus has little virility, the poor old goat.
How do you like them apples?
Shut up you pointless turd.
And “edjerkashun, edjerkashun, edjerkashun?
But Fraser Nelson is a jock – a dirty stinking alcoholic sweaty. Balls is a good-hearted bluff Englishman, noble in form and firm in fetlock. How can any of you possibly support a filthy Scotch beast against one of your English brothers?
Am Irish.
Go back to Irishstan, where you belong.
The Irish – a race that only exists to make the Scotch look good. Go back to Irishland, you potato-munching paddy drunkard – and stop blowing up our pubs while you’re at it.
question neatly side-stepped
Am Amish
…Missus says I’m Bad-Aimish.
Mind you, got a Cousin who drops is haitches: does that make im ‘Amish’ of ‘Hamish’
Why spoil an already spoiled joke, Jethro, with a typo? Punch-line should be ‘…’Amish’ or ‘Hamish’?
These typewriter-things, y’know: all started in America.
Aren’t fetlocks something to do with horses . . . or possibly antique pistols?
Are you saying Balls doesn’t have a firm fetlock? Well? Are you? ARE YOU?
Balls has got piggy little eyes. Looks like a hoon who “mis-speaks” a lot.
I am an Englishmen.
AND I AM TOP BOY, I SAY ED FAT BOY BALLS IS LYING SCUM!
NOW SHUT IT YOU NEW LABOUR SLAG!
Good hearted, bluff,englishman !!!!?
There are more worthy specimens in Wormwood Scrubs!
I think Fraser Nelson is goooooooooooooooorgess. He is one tasty geezer.
And for a Scotchman he’s got integrity.
Because Ed Balls is a mendacious, smug, self aggrandising lying bastard. Give me an alky sweaty any day over that fucking hoon.
Heard Balls on Today this AM. Didn’t clock it was him at first, as the interview, sorry, Party Political Broadcast, was already being relayed to a grateful nation. However, the rising fury and the desire to kill whoever it was savagely, slowly and horribly made me realise it had to be Balls.
What a complete fucking arsehole. What a useless fucking politician.
Are they getting a tad edgy do you think? Certainly, I am of the belief that Brown is dead, and has been for some months, judging by this Is this alive?.
God helps us. We are FUBAR
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I too heard Blinky ‘Flipper’ Balls this morning. Normally he is just plain bloody odious – today he was in a different league altogether. I would say he’s either gone clean round the bend or he’s on something. After this I think we should drop the ‘Blinky’ tag and replace it with ‘Bully-Boy’. What an utterly shameful performance. NuLiebour’s most revolting in full flow! Not exactly good for the digestion at that time of the morning….
PS Memo to the Testicular One: People who have the misfortune to tune into the Today programme and listen to the likes of you are usually referred to as ‘listeners’. ‘Viewers’ are those who watch the telly. There is a difference you know, and if you weren’t so desperate to shout down the interviewer while trying to get your wholly dishonest points across, you would realise this.
His supposed target audience of New Labia C1 core voters tend not to listen to the Toady programme.
I’m not a snob, but…………………………………….
er, I am.
Yes I heard that and spent some time staring at the radio, wondering if I was missing something. Luckily the fat Hoon’s ugly face did not appear.
Can’t see well enough under all that makeup to judge whether he’s alive or dead. Hopefully, dead like that Russian leader that used to be on Spitting Image
Are the Liebour Bunker Sturmtroopers still receiving the official line? Haven’t seen any posting on here yet (I don’t know why they bother, they have exactly no impact on anything).
The Guidoisation of politics continues…
Given the fact that politicians are supposed to have a strong degree of empathy for the man on the Clapham omnibus it’s odd that Balls and Brown just don’t understand why people dislike them so much.
It’s not because of their policies – it’s because they appear to be NOT TELLING THE TRUTH and, quite probably, outright LYING. The ordinary voter may not be that bright but he or she is not completely fucking stupid . . .
That is an astute observation from an external observer…no we’re not stupid…get back into yer kennel (probably a hunting kennel for fox hunting).
And your point is ?
Ed Balls is a liar.
how do we know you’re telling the truth? Do YOU carry the designation of “honourable”? Do you have ANYTHING to live up to, hypocrite?
ed balls is a lying thug.
and you are pissing in the wind on this one.
pick those you wish to defend more carefully.
ed balls is a big fat liar.
end of lesson.
I say that Edward Balls is a liar
Am I telling the truth? Is Ed Balls a liar.
A liar would have multiple homes and have flipped his/her home address and have made a series of obvious claims for expenses and have told risible porkies while in office.
By ‘eck, you’re right – Ed Balls is a liar.
Seconded
So what
I must declare an interest here — I HATE fraser nelson.
On yersel’ Big Balls!,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,S,p,e,d,o
have you been tossing through my letterbox again osborne?
55,
you will be banned if you steal thick as thieves moniker.
he/she it is doing it to me as well….its down to Guido and how much eh vaules his website…it wont put me off thought, will it make you give up and go?
Suggest a strongly worded letter to Guido, in green ink of course.
Or a strongly worded e-mail typed in green ink
Eh, I believe its Gideon actually (George to the ordinary fellow on the street, don’t you know)
Was Gideon – apparently he just didn’t like it
Only because Fraser speaks the truth and you’re in denial.
If Labour got rid of Brown, Balls, Balls (Mrs) – (can you imagine living next door to them?) and Byrne they may escape complete annihilation next May.
But they haven’t got the Balls heh heh
Roll on 2010 – having morons like Balls on TV is costing me a fortune in remotes and it’s only a matter of time before I do actually hit the screen!
Try one of those kids’ guns – the one that fires the little darts with suckers on the end.
Its really great.
No danger of breaking anything
Balls/Brown/Fondlebum look really silly with a dart on their head
By licking the sucker first, you get to spit on the bastards.
Something deeply satisfying about looking at them through a gunsite.
Available in all good toyshops!!
That’s how I started.
Tell me about it!
It’s not as satisfying as the real thing, though
You wouldn’t know where they were – they own so many different houses that they have flippin’ flipped
When any of those hoons appear on the screen I find the ‘OFF’ button an invaluable aid – saves the remote & the TV from terrible damage. Also I can then get on with some much more important job – like watching paint dry.
Ah the joys of self destruction! Does it make us bad because we enjoy watching the slow painful destruction of left wing professional politicians as they sink in their own self deluded world of shite?
Are we all going to get a phone call or email now asking us to stop calling him a liar?
Its not fair you know and if we carry on he is going to tell his friend……oooooooooooo!!
And we all know what that means……..Damian “The return of the Omen”. Alcohol sozzled but raring to go, wouldnt have happened in his day you know!
You leave Damian alone, okay? At least what he said had a germ of truth about it.
thats all you’r e made of, germs
‘Ere stop messin’ abaaht!
Master Baiter, I would like to say what a pleasure it is to see you posting here…sadly that would be a lie,not a Brownie. The nation is in a very large hole,helped into the pit by the likes of you and your smug ‘We know better’ coterie. Obviously you think that the man in the street is a figure of fun. Recent events have shown you to understand very little.
schadenfreude of the most delicious kind and as zanulab visibly disintegrate and turn to puss over the next month or so, we will be treated with even more delicious helpings of it.
The only problem is, they need to stop spending my money for me and stop taking away my freedoms that cost several of my ancestors their lives.
Schadenfreude – I only discovered that word recently and I just love it, particularly WobblyJim when you use it so appropriately. Do you really think that there’s only a month or so to go – I’m getting on a bit you know?
They’re going to turn into cats? That I’d like to see.
What do you get when a Leper in Wellingtons walks into a Chemists’?
Pus in Boots.
(S’alright: I aven’t got a coat – ‘n I don’t need a bliddy Taxi, either. G’night, g’night all! – hic.)
I believe it’s called ‘revenge’ – and very well deserved it is too.
Forgive Ed his temper. He gets very frustrated because of his small willy.
I can vouch for that. Mine will be bigger than his when I grow up.
The pathetic company I get to keep
No wonder Master Bator is sticking up (metaphorically speaking) for him. They are a pigeon pair of Little Limp Pulled Puddens!
So 100,000 extra “teachers” to provide one to one tuition for failing pupils.
Balls in the man in charge of this shambles & NueLiebour have had 12 years to well and truly mess up the most important duty the state has to children.
When the unruly children become feral they get locked up! Balls has a lot to answer for.
Nah – honest guv – they’re all there somewhere – u jus gotta beleef us
Anyone gotta sandwich?
Phwoorr – look at them knockers!
100,000 extra “teachers” = complete failure of education under Labour.
And he broadcasts his administration’s failure LIVE.
Twat.
“100,000 extra teachers to provide help to failing pupils” FAILING PUPILS? After 12 years of a Labour Government who promised from the outset – Education, Education, Education? A policy ’success’ then?! NOT!
dear ed bully b you are a blind raving lunatic, or a deeply dishonest man , to not admit that labour’s policies have failed for years.
And now to boot, you are finding, since Guido exposed damian, that you can no longer bully the press into silence about your failures and lies.
Welcome to the real world. We are going to be happy to examine and discuss in the blogosphere, every word you utter between now and the GE. So far from you ‘exposing’ the Speccie – you may look forward to us exposing you!
I may be missing something, but I thought Balls and his dubious mates had been boasting about how much education had improved – record exam grades, everyone getting degrees, blah, blah. So where are all these failing pupils that need so much help? (Tongue out of cheek now!)
Gets addictive this blogging, doesn’t it – I only paused from the daily grind for a cuppa, next thing I know I’m posting!
death to nell
You do realise that these extra teachers have only been possible because of the prudent managemnent and skill of the new labour project. It’s at times of great difficulty that the party comes into its own. It is fearless in its endeavour to find solace in the arms of someone you love, in the vain hope that all will be well in the end and I will get a knighthood for my services to the ridiculous. Thank you
Yep – I feel the same – I fly around all day with too much to do – and yet I feel compelled every so often to take a few minutes out to see what is happening on here.
It’s doubly enjoyable when I find ed balls, or his ilk, getting a kicking!!
Not nice, Mrs B. Now say sorry to Nell, or I shall be after you with an 18″ Bahco adjustable spanner.
To put nell’s statement in context, anyone under the age of 17 has ONLY been taught under Labour.
That means that the 100,000 teachers for the “failing pupils” must be for the upper 6th A-Level crowd who won’t get an automatic A* just for turning up.
‘taught’ is stretching it a bit
We d’knaw what ‘Tight’ is – ‘Ees tighter than a Crab’s ass – an that’s watertight!’
We knaw what ‘taught’ is – “The Schoolmaster was a Tortoise, because he taught us.”
But ‘taut’: is that ‘taught’ with a silent ‘ugh’?
And from a man who was privately educated…
I was privately educated: I knew nothing about my teachers – bar that they were Miss Addiss, Mr. Kernow, Mr. Rodda, Mr. Miller, Mr. Hitchens – and they knew nothing about me – bar that I was… but that would infringe my right to privacy (Article 1,000,005,1990/666/13/ND)
I think Broon the Loon and Ed no Bollocks Balls are doing a Grand job,if they keep it up the could send Labour and all its Troughing wankers into Political oblivian.And the sooner the better.
I think the Little Prince is losing it because he now realises he’ll never be the King. By the time the British public has forgotten the fuck up the NuLabor crime family has made of our country and economy, at least three generations will have been born. Testes will be older than Michael Foot by the time they are ever back in power, which God forbid.
Quite right.He will always be remembered as Brown’s gofor and when the next Labour leadership is in place,it will want to put as much distance as possible between it and Brown for years to come.
‘Next Labour leadership…?’ Please God, there will Be no ‘Labour’ to need ‘leadership’!
‘Brown’s gofer’ – what a lovely description of Ed. 100% correct but wouldn’t he cringe if he knew that was the public perception of him? He likes to think of himself as ‘the little Princling’.
To Labour I say: A pox upon your Balls.
To Balls I say, considering you’re ‘responsible’ for children and education: Wash your mouth out with soap and water.
http://cogitodexter.wordpress.com/2009/06/30/breathtaking-lies-from-balls/
The Oaf Guidorcs omits to tell you of the lovefest between fearless or is it featherless Fraser and Balls’ SPAD. “PS I had a more courteous conversation with Balls’ excellent SPAD” (puke)
Also in reporting the call from Balls, Fraser equivocates all over the place as in Elvis Presley’s ‘Shakin’ All Over’ the original subject of Balls’ complaint, the borrowing figures.
Fraser Nelson, doesn’t know whether to sit on his elbow or not.
Either way Featherless Fraser is a lightweight.
But at least he doesn’t tell brownies like Bollox and the eponymous Prime Minister.
Irrespective of whether or not Balls or Brown tell the truth fraser Nelson is a liar.
Even the supposed rebuttal he posted shows that Balls told the truth.
The official line then, Bunker Sturmtrooper? Fraser Nelson is a liar? What about Cameron. Is he still a bully?
Irrespective of whether or not Balls or Brown tell the truth fraser Nelson is a liar.
Even the supposed rebuttal he posted shows in the chart that Balls told the truth.
I’d just like to repeat that Edward Balls is a liar
No twat, without any doubt, it showed that Balls lied.
Read it again, absorb the truth and understand what was actually said.
Balls is a liar, a bully and had a new arsehole ripped by Fraser Nelson today. I do hope that Balls keeps up the good work for ZNL and continues to show just how utterly contemptible this whole shower of Labour shite really is.
Are you Marcus Brigstocke?
Marcus Brigstocke? Wanker!
And he was still lying a few months ago:
http://www.spectator.co.uk/coffeehouse/3541051/a-load-of-balls.thtml
Balls isn’t the sharpest tool in the box is he?
Mandelson = Dick Dastardly
Balls = Mutley
Mandelson = Penelope Pitstop
T Blair = Peter Perfect
G Brown = Rufus Ruffcot
E Balls = Swatooth the Beaver
M Thatcher = The Hooded Claw
Financial misconduct = Conservatives
Welcome back, Inquisition. It’s been very quiet without you.
which one of those c u n t s arses have you been up
Mmmm, maybe.
But he has your Hitler look-a-like Balls in a twist, does he not?
How close are you to this unmandated regime, MB?
You have to be one sad SOB to actually believe the bilge you peddle here.
How long is it now to the GE – & can Neo Labours scorched earth policy actually be completed before the grown ups get back in office?
Have a nice day MB, though somehow I doubt that is possible for someone with the deep mental health issues you have.
Seek help.
Meanderer
Its the weather dear.
Better a lightweight than a liar like Balls.
Come on, the headline should have been
“SPECTATOR PLAGUED BY SWEATY BALLS”, Shirley?
Damn.
Anatomically difficult but.
“Balls gets into a flap”?
Wish it was mine.
Sure it ain’t made worse by jock itch? – geddit?!!
That’s Mr Balls to you, little man
How about “Fraser Nelson hangs Balls out to dry” ?
“Nelson cannons Balls”
Balls in face of Spectator.
You can’t accuse us of lying – ‘cos we don’t not kno wot the troof is any more!
And nuffin’s our fult innit!
Leefus alone!
Old-Noo (neé Noo-Old) BoringLiars – MEDDLING, BEREFT, BANKRUPT, TAXING YOU WITLESS, LYING, ‘n WASTING YOUR MONEY on something pointless NEAR YOU! (Also Bonkers Builders R Us – innit!)
O/T
What has Pravda become?
At 14:55 I am watching Luisa Baldini performing on pravda24 with a cucumber and a carrot.
Can’t wait till post 21:00
The bastard gets a knighthood
Michael J Martin WILL get a peerage – the Queen confirms
Today’s Hansard includes an item that carries a wee bit of significance.
Just after prayers and before Questions yesterday, it turns out that the “Vice Chamberlain of the Household”(Government whip Helen Jones to you and me) informed MPs that former Speaker Michael Martin would indeed get a gong – almost certainly a peerage.
The most hilarious line in the eulogy – which we are told in all seriousness represents the Monarch’s view – is that the Queen recognises that Martin has with “distinguished ability and dignity presided in the Chair of this House”.
Poor old Brenda, imagine having to sign off this bilge:
“The Vice-Chamberlain of the Household reported to the House, on behalf of the Prime Minister, that the address of 22 June 2009 to Her Majesty, praying Her Majesty that she will be most graciously pleased to confer some signal mark of her royal favour upon the right hon.
Michael J. Martin for his eminent services during the period in which he has, with such distinguished ability and dignity presided in the Chair of this House, has been presented to Her Majesty, and Her Majesty has been pleased to receive the same very graciously, and has commanded me to acquaint this House that Her Majesty is desirous, in compliance with the request of her faithful Commons, to confer upon the right hon. Michael J. Martin some signal mark of her royal favour.”
She could refuse of course, and earn the undying gratitude of a thoroughly pissed-off nation.
What a load of Balls(no pun intended)
I would respectfully suggest to the House that they give Mr. Speaker Martin a signed portrait of Her Majesty as an token of the great esteem in which he is held.
“Oi Gorbals Mick, ‘ere’s a fiver the next bus to Glasgow leaves in half an hour!”
If Brenda still does knighthoods with a sword, she should use a razor sharp one and take Gorbals Mick’s head off.
Come Scotland’s Independence, ALL Scottish Peers can stay where they are, allthough I couldnt be that cruel to my English freinds (or could I?)
Between Gorbals Mick and For Foulkes Sake the Barron Foulkes (who is actually English by birth by the way) may provide the grounds for blowing up the House of Lords with their lordships in situe!
NEWS FLASH 3rd JUNE 2009
Michael J. Martin, the former sheet metal worker from Glasgow was born in to a working class family. His early childhood at the bottom of the social ladder did not prevent him from working his way up to one of the highest positions in the land. It was during this struggle across the gaping chasm that is the class divide that his character was tried in the fires of adversity by the snobbery and elitism of the establishment. Throughout this most difficult of journeys he never once lost sight of his Socialist principles and with probity, integrity and a simple lifestyle he maintained his strong links with the ordinary working class people of his constituency.
When offered a peerage at the end of is Parliamentary career he said,
“My true reward was in serving the people of my constituency and my country. The baubles handed out by the Monarchy are nothing but meaningless trinkets for toffs. I will not be a traitor to my class. My own deep seated conviction that I should selflessly serve the ordinary man and woman in the street prevents me from accepting any sort of title from a system that reeks of outdated feudalism.”
How many years has the useless bastard spent with his nose in the trough of Westminster – Been a long time since he did a real job, and now he will never have to worry again about working…so that’s all right then
But I’ll take the golden pension and the interest I’ve piled up on the xpenses me and the wife have squirelled away.
The bloody trougher deserves nothing. No pension, no peerage, and no private sector job. They have all sold us down the river.
Offer him a knighthood then get a bit shaky with the sword – job done
“…some signal mark…”
Why not an old LMS Signal-arm, which could be brought down upon his head and shoulders, in a jaunty fashion, by an Official (Lower-Privy of the Signal Marks?), just before the regal command, ‘Arise, MR. Martin (be thankful: I have spared your life!), henceforth, Mr. Wigless, Gownless, Martin of Air-Miles and Taxis’.
May I suggest Brenda, a bullet through the back of the head rather than a knighthood for Gorbals Mick – it’s certainly what his ’services to the country’ deserve.
I guess Brown and Balls are now on the phone to the mayor of New York. There is a story on bloomberg today in which Niall Ferguson puts the probability of a sterling crisis at 1 in 3 and the chances of spending cuts and tax hikes at 1 in 1, while a BNP Paribas economist is quoted with a budget deficit forecast for 2010 of 17% of GDP.
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601109&sid=aptnrMueIerQ
By the way, a budget deficit of 17% sort of implies that only 83% of next year’s recorded output is real wealth production.
If anyone reads this far, I have one question that will either exonorate or condemn Balls as a liar:
Is that a ‘Syrup’ on the top of your head?
Come again
If it’s a rug he wants to get his money back.
Definitely an Irish jig.
Given that the toupee is covering Balls, shouldn’t it be a mirkin?
Testicle Ted in need of a cooling squash.
Yes, left in the bottle and taken anally.
98, don’t let 92 get close to you!
Thanks for the warning. However, I regard my sphincter as part of my waste disposal system, strictly a one-way valve.
Nor will redaction.
nor will Labour
Come on Eddie – sue the Spectator. It’ll be a top laugh. For once in your miserable, corrupt, lying life you may be actually be forced to tell the truth under oath and that my friend, would see you utterly, utterly fucked.
Go Nelson. Let’s expose a lie a day – I know we’d be nowhere near exposing them all but this bunch of incompetent fuckwits has been lying since 1997 -they’ve destroyed the economy by lying, they’ve tried to suppress a fee press by lying and covering up, and they took a nation to war on a lie.
Shame them and run them from power.
Balls – you’re a liar.
End of.
A lie a day
Keeps NuLabour in play
Come on Eddie – sue the Spectator. It’ll be a top laugh. For once in your miserable, corrupt, lying life you may be actually be forced to tell the truth under oath and that my friend, would see you utterly, utterly fucked.
Go Nelson. Let’s expose a lie a day – I know we’d be nowhere near exposing them all but this bunch of incompetent fuckwits has been lying since 1997 -they’ve destroyed the economy by lying, they’ve tried to suppress a free press by lying and covering up, and they took a nation to war on a lie.
Shame them and run them from power.
Balls – you’re a liar.
End of.
Is there an echo?
What do you expect in The Whispering Gallery?
Ed balls is a liar
“2+2=4″: not a lot of people know that!
The Director of Politically Correct and Convenient Troof at AlJaBeeba, the State Broadcaster, has just announced that the Glorious, Beloved, and really Yummy-Yummy Leader, Herr Comrade McStalin-KimGabe-Brownstainovich (whose bollocks we all crave to lick), has, after a doing a pile of jobbys, completed the Next New Re-Re-Re-Re- . . Launch thingy.
As was widely expected from within a ‘Tent ov orl the Talents’ (sic), recently ennobled Lords will prominently support the Beloved, variously simpering as follows :
mmm . . . Godron is Super!!! so is Bollcoks the guy wot ed-yer-kates the kiddys
Oh that Meddlesom – wot a guy innit
Oh – Guts-ache Godron gets my vote – and gives me lots of nice fat pay packets ‘n pensions
Etc . .ad vomitum
The Cojones Kid is over the media like a rssh-speaking of which is that rumour about him true?
do tell
I heard that someone with a strikingly similar name (Bowels, possibly?) is a thieving cnut.
Yvette Balls. It’s got a certain ring to it, hasn’t it?
Shurley ‘ring through it’ ? darlin?
(I mean hubby’s nose of course)
Kinda like when Jock Biggar married Fanny Weir – did that make her Fanny Biggar?
That was a Scottish joke — laugh ya dour, crabbit Englis scunners :-((
It wisnae funny. A bit like Testicularman.
Nick Faldo’s former caddie turned down a marriage proposal from top golfer Vijay Singh for a similar reason
Michael Martin to get a peerage. Apparently, he has shown “distinguished ability and dignity presided in the Chair of this House”.
The Queen, who does such a good job and is great value for money, is also a good judge of person and character, it seems.
I wonder if the Lords will ever recover from what NoLabour has done to it. Probably no solution now other than to dissolve the institution and start from scratch. I wonder whether the Tories will bother to sort the place out??
Distinguished troughing more like. Another reward for another dismal NuLiebour failure. If he was that good, why was he the first speaker in 300 years to be ejected??
I think that you’ll find that the real reason is that no one recognises a fellow trougher likeElizabeth Saxe-Coburg.
Anonymous Hoon
Saxe-Coburg-Gotha to you, commoner.
No reward for failure or does that only apply to bankers?
If you changed the B to a W, then there would be no reward for ZaNu Lie Baaah piggies at the trough. We can’t have that, could we?
I hope the fat bastard croaks before he is made Lord Gobshite or whatever. He was the worst Speaker ever and when compared to the brilliant Betty Boothroyd, the thick prat can hardly string two sentences together.
They should have beheaded the useless bastard for his crimes and troughing.
“Nine Speakers died a violent death – by beheading, murder and in battle – before 1560″
My balls are not a subject for discussion.
Yes, they’re bigger than that….unlike the that poofy jessy englishman osborne.
and like the liebour front bench flippin all their properties when the little people dont even have one cos liebour have fucked the economy. Gordon knew to sell his flat to his wife didnt he to save tax, you fuckin arsehole
There was a young man from Devizes
Who’s balls where of different sizes
One was so small
It was no ball at all
And the other won several prizes.
(I’ll get me coat….)
There was a gay man from Khartoum
Who took a lezzie up to his room
They argued all night
As to who had the right
To do what, with which, and to whom.
Sorry, I couldn’t help it.
Then again…
There was a young man of Nepal,
Who had an Hexagonal Ball:
The Square of its Weight
(Plus One Hundred-and-Eight)
Was Four-Fifths of Five-Ninths of F***-all.
If they are going to get defensive over covering up spending cuts, then it’s hardly surprising they will get a little bit jumpy when called deceivers and liars.
Sensitive Balls. Hoping to avoid a kick.
Well it that Edward Balls is a liar
tune in folks blinkys big moment 2:30 !!
I would rather eat my own vomit.
Mrs Caeser SIR, what IS Your stake in all of this? You are obviously motivated by something other than truth and veracity.
Q/ What is the definition of a working class Englishman
A/ Somebody who bites the hand that feeds him by voting Hoonservative.
you heard that edward balls is a liar?
well I will take that seriously when the rats here on this board have the balls to call the education secretary a liar in public and face getting sued for it.
dont like it up you do you. democracy is just for you is it, you arrogant conceited pig.
If the fucker dares show his face in public, I’ll call him a fucking liar to his face. Gladly!
Worth reading Fraser Nelson’s posts on Coffee House. First class. He could, as one of the contributors has said, have opened another wound will could be terminal this time. Roll on PMQ’s tomorrow where Dave has to do what he did last week, except he has even more ammo to fire at the Gorgon, Balls & Mandy.
Is it better for Redwood for example to set the tone and be ‘named’ by Speaker Bercow for calling Brown a liar prior to DCs follow-up questioning – or vice versa as it were so to speak?
Roll on Wednesday Noon !!
Indeed …..
Glad The Master thought my words worth reading and repeating. I am available for £1000 an hour when Gove goes, and, as I have face like a pig’s arse, am far better looking and £250 an hour cheaper.
I also gave props to Guido for the wounds he inflicted.
Praise where praise is due
I’m delighted that Fraser stood his ground. Nothing upsets a bully more.
I have read Fraser for some time and he always stands his ground.He is an honest journalist and tells it as it is unlike the lackey scum in the MSM who have sold their souls to nu labour for table scraps and consistently lied their arses off for the last 12 years to earn 30 pieces of silver.
You all know them Robinson,Marr,Snow,Peston,Paxman,Naughtie, etc etc.
Nobody likes a kick in the balls.
Is he blowing his tanks in that picture?
Ed really is lying you know
BLINKY BALLS is stammering through a statment HOC notice how he blinks even more when telling lies.
Yes he does, it’s really noticeable – especially when he challenged Michael Gove. He got off to a shaky start as well – words just tumble out of his mouth as they spew out in no particular order – he probably lacks mouth/brain co-ordination
There is a brain in there? Oh, I hadn’t realised.
Diane Abbott blinks a lot too – I never believe a word she says. No direct eye contact either…
Ed Balls is a liar
Dear Master Baiter
You troll these boards day in day out.
You ask about my finances, why do you need money for a visit to whore house?
Why don’t you get a cup and go sit on the street and beg like any respectable chap?
You are a complete fanny and always will be!
No blue sky thinker here methinks!
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
You have been spoofed by an imposter of Master Baiter. The prime suspect is……resurgemus!
and round it goes.
look before you leap
or are you really George Laird?
and does it matter?
What you will notice is that the nasty party types alway resort to veiled threats, it’s because they are so tough and stuff.
Dear Master Baiter
Resurgemus is a prick; everyone knows that on here even him.
He is the type that aspires to be someone’s bitch.
I wonder if he ever attended a George Osbourne inspiration talk and clapped loudly?
From on his knees!
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
who funds your non job? you must be labour
Dear bitch
Who funds you to ask daft questions?
Do you aspire to be a little helper?
Do you wear a dress when typing on your computer?
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
who funds your non job?
Who funds your non job,? Just answer the question.
I’ve heard of the University of Glasgow but where is this place called Glasgow University ? And why do they have no human rights there ?
375 – Grant Human Rights to the Scotch? Not a good idea, I think. Not that we Cornish are biassed or anything…
Never met Ed Balls, never spoken to him, don’t know where he lives, he has never, to my knowledge, spilled my pint. However, if I ever met him, I’d smack his teeth down the back of his throat.
A quite loathsome man. Oh, and a liar? Well he’s Gordon’s mate isn’t he?
……… and I’d kick him when he’s down too, twice
If we are forming a queue can I give him a swift kick in the nuts too?
Can I stamp on his head and gouge out his blinkies?
O/T sorry. The government has just ditched plans to force airside workers to carry identity cards.
Next step will be abandonment of the whole ID card scheme.
What was the whole scheme going to cost? £5bn (I forget exactly..)
Another gordon CUT then? and another expensive Labour failure ( because I bet they have spent millions on this worthless scheme already)
It all adds up to an autumn election or at the very least rattling the hell out of Osborne and Cameron for months on end.
Let’s see how they fair under real pressure.
Not very well, any bets?
You mean like those laid back dudes Brown and Balls – whose behaviour is in no way pressured or irrational ?
Didn’t they tell you?
No election until next year.
‘Fair’ under real pressure.
State Education Victim.
“Let’s see how they fair…”
That’s ‘Fair’ as in ‘Tavistock Goosey Fair’, or ‘Widecombe Fair’, or ‘Fairground’, &c., &c.?
So not ‘fare’ as in ‘Farewell’, ‘half-fare’, ‘fair-stages’…
Who was it, now, who said ‘Education, education, education…?’
Or was it ‘Eructation, eructation, eructation!’
‘Fair’ Well Mastur Bater
If Labour ditch ID cards, they might actually get a vote or two in the general election. Perish the thought.
Shame they couldn’t do it gracefully, say it was a rubbish idea and drop it completely. As it is, it’s another policy hanging over the Government’s head like national congestion charging – it’s gone, but not quite gone.
As no one believes a word that Labour say anymore, this is the worst of all words for them.
or worlds even.
Scrapping ID cards? Another election pledge reneged on by the liars in Labour.
Yes, ID cards more or less scrapped – but not the big databases behind them. That’s where the danger to our rights of privacy lie. As a NuLabour Operative, Johnson, naturally, speaks with forked tongue ‘No ID cards (but we’ll still snoop & spy on you)’.
It is very difficult to resisit saying Balls is a lying, cheating, no good dealing, fcuking bsatrad
Even more difficult to type it, apparently!
Please don’t feel you have to hold back RM – let it all out – speak your mind about Blinky the Liar.
The latest trougher to announce his departure is Labour`s Harry Cohen……..says the allegations of fiddling his expenses ( still being investigated ) have worsened his wife`s heart condition.
Well boo hoo and pip pip, old trougher.
another labour mp sponging off the taxpayer, never had a fuckin proper job in his life, just all labour politicians
Shouldn’t have done it then.
And now hiding behind his wife’s petticoats as well! Typical Labour.
The Cojones Kid has just made a mess of it yet in the House.What does the son of the manse see in Mr Cooper?
You would need to have the prime minister’s intelligence to perceive that kinda thing — that leaves the likes of YOU out on a limb somewhat,to say the least.
you have mixed up some words that shouldn’t be in the same sentence did you know?
Prime Minister and intelligence. He would need a brain transplant before you could put them together in one sentence
Brown may be intelligent, but sadly it’s all negated by his being utterly dishonest, deluded and generally barking mad. A bit like you Cosmo.
His young self, I shouldn’t wonder.
In reply to 233 of course.
He’s still at it – wants licensed teachers ( some of mine smelled like off-licenses).
Scrawny Dawny is off with the Lords. Packet of popping candy would end her reverie.
The only things that GB prizes in others are servility, complaisance, obedience and the appearance of loyalty.
‘Hot in the City’.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_brVtFvZQfw
Chill out guys.. It is summer in the city..
Off-topic I know, but what is Little Miss Fuchsia Breasts advertising ??
A Rampant Rabbit ?? Chinese Love Eggs ?? Surely not a Spanish Pocket Rocket ??
Pampers.
Butt Plugs.
dieyearear tablets
Ed Balls is a lying Hoon
Balls would do wise not to poke a stick into the wasps’ nest that is the blogosphere. Bloggers do not take kindly to being told what to do, least of all by turncoats.
He’s obviously under pressure. The country requires a sacrificial lamb and since it will not be Brown then it must be his close henchman, Balls. It’s getting to him.
Has he lost his mind? Instructing a blogger what, and what not, to print. Who did he think he was talking to, the BBC?
Where did this figure of 100,000 extra teachers come from? I suppose you need them if half the school population is suffering from Dyslexia, Attention Deficit Disorder, Oppositional Defiant Disorder and Hyperactivity.
This used to be known as being a disobedient little shit.
Send these kids to my old English teacher Mr Jackson and he’d have the entire nation reading like Larry Olivier. And no excuses.
Like most of ZaNuLieBor’s ’statistics’, they thought of a number that was about 10 times the one they could justify and doubled it.
False figures – it’s what ZaNuLieBor do!!
Oh, and Ed Bollocks-Balls is a lying c u n t!!!
He has been a bit of a bully as well you know, phoning up all those people and telling them what to do, you know like they do in Iran, Zimbabwe, Russia, North Korea etc.
So he, Ed Balls, is a bully and a liar
Let us pray:
Oh Lord, please make this evil that is the UK Labour go away and do no further harm to the men, women and children that live here.
Oh Lord please hear our prayer.
Dear Lord,
We know you create all things for a good purpose, and that all things are in your image, but something have gone badly wrong, Lord.
You have sent us some real arseholes.
Let us know what we did to deserve this and we promise not to do it again.
Lord, hear us.
Amen
and women
and dont forget hermaphrodites too
“Hermaphrodites?” Surely you don’t still call some people ‘cripples’, some ‘blind’, some ‘deaf’, some ’spastic’, some ‘Dwarves’?
Dear ‘I’m a Liebour MP….’ don’t you realise that all these people are better-described as ‘differently-abled’?
So, you should never call a Labour Spokesperson a ‘Liar’: s/he is ‘differently truth-enabled’; you should never say a Labour Minister’s argument is ‘illogical’: s/he is ‘argumentationally-differently-abled’.
Drawing attention to people’s sexuality/gender/orientation is something NU-Liebore intends to deal with via masive programmes of re-education: we already have The Oxford Dictionary on-side to ensure that discriminatory terminology is not given text-room (incidentally, this will reduce the OED to a single volume of quite a few pages, meaning a massive saving!).
Of course this is no more than a smokescreen for the imbecilic Education policy being squeezed in through the back door.
They have fucked the schooling of a generation of kids and now want to play at being teachers again.
The National Literacy and Numsercay Strategies, implemented no more than a couple of years ago costs hundreds of millions of pounds to come up with, have made teachers spend probably billions of hours trying to plan and implement, target, measure, review, re-implement, re-target, re-measure (when of course they should be teaching the little darlings); have produced enormous amounts of resources costing huge amounts of money; have seen thousands employed by Local Authorities to oversee their implementation; have seen the BBC squandering of millions of pounds of the licence fee trying to play at being an educational publisher and what is the result of all this?
Ed don’t like them so they’re going.
And this is the true criminal MO of this bunch of incompetent dickheads:
Have an idea. Throw money at it. Waste everyone’s time. Realise it was a shit idea in the first place. Grab another billion from Taxpayer petty cash and start again.
Fuck him and fuck them
This thread has been totally f@cked.
my mum was good with a needle and thread, bless her
sickly feeble snigger :-/
Dear Tory
Your mum was good with a needle and thread?
Was it to sow up your arsehole?
Bless her.
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
whi funds your non job
imitation is the highest form of flattery – bless you ya bastard
Ball’s argument is like a huge fat fucker saying he eats less than his thin friend on the basis of calorie intake ratio to weight of blubber
As the fucker gets fatter, if he carries on eating the same or even increasing slightly his calorie ratio would be “improving”, where a friday night pizza for the thin friend could be spun negatively
Fuck me. ID cards gone – I think they’re readying the decks for an election. Can’t be in the summer – all their core voters will be lounging urinating in various pools across the world, on benefits and the public teat.
I’m saying….. October first.
Balls said he had made some difficult decisions on Sky this morning in order to fund the 100,000 new teachers. Didn’t say what it was he’d cut, though.
Certainly won’t be MPs expenses!
Guido I’m surprised that you are allowing me to exercise my right to free speech and after due consideration allow me to say that Edward Balls is a liar and a bully.
Is it a possibility that the fine example of a man known as Edward Balls, may sue you for this?
Could the Labour vermin be cunning enough to elect someone even more ghastly as their Fuhrer than lying, sneering, smearing, hate filled, chip on both shoulders, inadequate, childish, scared, spendaholic, misogynist, mendacious, mental McDoom?
How does one encourage a gaggle of lobotomised chimps to vote for you, now celt Kunt McBride can’t overtly threaten them?
We must hope Balls finds a solution to this poser.
ID Cards are dead! Rejoice!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/5698905/ID-cards-will-not-be-compulsory-says-Alan-Johnson.html
They can’t afford it, which is why it was scrapped.
I didn’t for a moment believe they’d suddenly gained an interest in personal liberty… However, goodnews however it happened (aside from the wasted millions and hte fact they’ll doubtless force biometric passports on us now)
Hear hear !
Still got to kick the bastards out, though .
Dear Lil Olmey
Whoever you campaign for is fucked.
They are going to lose votes.
You are an out and out bellend.
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
Hmmm…..they may be voluntary in the same way that having some money to buy food is voluntary.
Now I am worried,will these toerags try to push id cards through during the summer,remember they were trying to start idiots buying them in the Manchester shops this autumn.
And no doubt, still will be. They’ll probably still try to sneak them in by the back door – ‘voluntary’ but you need one to open a bank account etc. Wait & see.
Expediency is a great virtue!!
They won’t be compulsory.
Unless you want to open a bank account, use the NHS, or buy a pint when you are 18.
White man speak with forked tongue.
It is obvious the schools are on holiday SSShheee!! Get yer arses out and play, it will do ya more good.
Balls is a kunte. He looks like a fat Adolf Hitler. Except Hitler was more trustworthy.
And he was a better liar.
…and saner.
Don’t think its the heat Guido.
Yvette’s stopped putting out.
Balls on telly now – wearing a dark blue suit, light blue shirt and green tie – YUK!
Taxpayer’s money doesn’t buy taste, does it.
Dear Hoof
Or class!
Balls looks like a used car salesman who shit himself in his suit.
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
Have you ever seen a used car salesman who’s sh*t himself in his suit, then?
Well it certainly doesn’t buy competence.
Its the getting a divorce suit combo look
Dear All
Ding dong the cards are dead!!!!!
It was a bullshit scheme to trouser money to Labour supporting firms anyway.
I heard it was £90 a pop for having the joy of going on the database.
The clowns must be up to something, I smell election.
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
nearly home time soon?
who funds your non job?
Dear Dipshit
Who is daft enough to employ you?
Methinks you are an Osbourne sycophant!
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
people who pay taxes to fund your non job
George Laird MUST be Liebore, notice how he always answers a question with another (rather insulting ) question.
Standard NuLab Procedure (just noticed that is SNP?)
Could be. The Tories are creaming in the cash and Labour are bust, just like the country they ruined. The financial gap can only widen. The One-Eyed Wanker will go to the country if his puppet-master tells him to.
Ed always told me the truth when we were dating, he said ‘hold still, you won’t feel a thing’ and he was right.
Can I quote you on that?
Guido – this is important.
A week or two ago, there was a good few jokes about someone who stated “Labour policies should be made legislature”
Just listening to Blinky Balls and the latest Labour bullshit….it looks like they are trying to do it.
Entitlement = something that the govt are legally obliged to deliver.
Target = Something the govt aspire to.
If these entitlement get into legislature (e.g Blinky’s education paper) then future govts are f***ed.
No one seems to have picked this up yet ?????
Max “Hitler” Hastings did an article along these lines yesterday in the Telegraph. More scorched earth policies!!! Labour are now deliberately governing to destroy their successors. Like I’ve always said, everything they do is for the glory of their appalling party.
Cheers TB – will have a look
Laws can be repealed and en bloc
Re John Mann calling another MP “a f d” it could be any one of hundreds.
However, Brown, Darling, Balls, Straw, etc, come to mind.
And the public would agree.
Dear Olaf
“Who funds your non job”.
My business is my business, I have a policy of not telling wanks my business so you are shit out of luck.
Why don’t you get back to arse licking?
Who pays for that?
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
add it to the non job list and cease funds after the election. Only 20 mins to go and you can go home. Non jobs not funded after 5pm
Dear Talentless
31 minutes till I go away.
Get facts right arsewipe.
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
dont expect overtime, non job
Is that right that edward balls has given up voluntarily and cut his education budget by £200m?
any one know what he has cut to fund this? Let’s get this clear has his budget now been reduced by £200m in real money? or is this a cut in future funding or this years funding?
Could Fraser help me out here at all?
Don’t be so fuckin’ stupid. Just because he has £200m less, doesn’t mean his budget has been cut, you brainless fuckwit. Have you not learned anything during the last twelve years?
This is not a cut, it’s a difficult choice.
It’s not a cut, it’s an investment (in something else).
Spending is being re-prioritised.
Have you got that?
Now repeat after me:
Spending up, debt down. Spending up, debt down. (ad nauseum)
oh i do feel a bit queer and sick
Didn’t ZaNuLieBor scoff at the Tories saying they could make savings of several billions just a few years ago?
Funny how this bunch of fuckwits now pretend to be able to conjure up billions just like that, as TC would have said!
Yes and the health budget has lost 500 million.
Brown says its money they have not spent (due to cock ups on patient records) but pardon me but that ‘underspend’ is not being redirected to other health priorities – no its going to some pointless propaganda scheme.
Only Labour scheme I’m interested in is where the whole 300+ of them (with a few exceptions) perform ritual hari kari in Parliament Square.
Ed, can’t you get the blinking thing fixed? It isn’t a good look
also from a birds mag “BLINKING. A person who is lying will blink a lot,as blinking seems to correlate to the amount of mental stress we are under. In a normal conversation where a person is attuned to you, he will blink at roughly the same rate as you, often at moments when you pause in your speech. Be wary of someone who is blinking frantically as they speak with you.”
However Ed, please don’t get a complex about it and don’t let it affect your TV performances
Ed Balls……the thinking woman’s panty-liner
period
So, only once a month now!
Deo Gracias!
So, Ed Balls detests being called a liar even though he is one.
He’s not going to find it so easy to ring up everyone on the blogosphere that has called him a liar, is he.
I’ve already done my bit.
I suggest that we all do the same and let’s see how he likes being jerked around for a change.
http://conservativehome.blogs.com/centreright/2009/06/how-not-to-be-prime-ministerial-on-a-pm-visit.html
You just have to read this on the Balls/Brown visit to a Tory MPs school today. They did not bother to inform him they were going to vist as required by HoC conventions.
If they never told anybody how do YOU know? twat
you’r a nasty piece of shit arn’t you? This blog is only for your comments is it?
c u n t
got it in ONE
LOL
Gaping Gordon the Grasping Grinch has been seen hanging round yet another school, this time with a portly young fellow he has been grooming, whom he calls “Balls”, which is a bit unnecessary. I think we should form a posse and drive this creepy bastrd out of town.
Quote from Parliament
“My name is Ed Balls, this would not be the case if we did has the party opposite proposes and make cuts to fund tax relief for millionaires.” Even good friend Bercow got sick of his repetitive mantra. Also Bercow is proving to be soft on the leaking of statements to the press, no surprise there then.
Good name you’ve got there -I like it – “chronic” – very apt.
Ed Balls learns the art of speaking ‘rhubarb,rhubarb’ under guidance from the BBC
http://www.flickr.com/photos/9012231@N08/552199893/in/photostream/
Wealth creating jobs, you know real proper jobs that make money so people can pay taxes to fund those arseholes who cant hold down a proper job, now have to fund over 35% of all jobs that are not wealth creating, otherwise known as non-jobs, and its increasing all the time. Another reason why the budget deficit is so high. THESE ARE JOBS THAT WE CAN WELL DO WITHOUT. The money would be better spent on improving infrastucture. in other words real investment in our economy instead of them draining our economy.
Where else would all the fuckwitt retarded middle class offspring of middleclass parsites get a job if not in nonjob gravytrain la la land? they are unemployable in any other role, without the nonjobs to rely on where would they get the money to send their sploiled kids to private school or run their tuscan boltholes or employ their eastern european house nigger?
If all the quangoland nonjobs were eradicated the sales of latte’N’stuff would fall thru the floor and the dole queue would be full of jeremys and tabathas wearing their free trade sandals and their kids would be having the shit kicked out them at the comprehensive dumps that the reat of us scum have to use!
There are so many who would fit that description that it’s impossible to single one out on the basis of them an “absolute fucking disgrace”.
I can trace you if I want civil servant – I will not warn you again.
Dear cosmo¬politan
“I can trace you if I want civil servant – I will not warn you again”.
He best fear for the state of his arse then!
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
I am that ” absolute fucking disgrace”.
FIVE year licencing for teachers? Absolutely brilliant! Wish we had it in Scotand.
So when will we see the same rules introduced to weed out incompetent MPs ?
Why? were you thinking of standing as one?
*fuck me I hope you’re not teaching anybody’s children*
start mugging up for your licence parasite
What a very strange person you are.
Good point. And correct me if I am wrong, but Ed Balls has never taught. Alistair Darling has no economic qualific . . . no, surely not?
By ‘Licensing for teachers’ the Government means ‘tax on teachers’.
Like all other licenses that his Government has introduced it will not be free (e.g. waste transfer license for scrap metal collectors, security staff license for night club doormen, clamping license etc etc)
There are lots of teachers, so this wheeze should raise quite a bit of money
Just in case you don’t understand ‘licensing’:
You decide to take an old boiler to the scrapyard; the yellow jackets from VOSA pull you and ask: ‘what are you doing with that boiler?’
‘I’m taking it to the scrapyard’
‘do you know that boiler is “controlled waste”
‘No’
‘OK here’s your £300 on-the-spot fine. Now go and buy a waste transfer license. It only costs £144 for three years.’
‘but…’
‘Sorry mate, I have to go. My lunch break started 10 seconds ago, Bye’
Some years ago, the government introduced the idea of a General Teaching Council which would enable them to offload the (publicly funded) work done by the Department for Education (now DCSF) onto a body financed by teachers themselves. The teachers themselves rejected moves to make them pay £20 a year each to fund the GTC.
Now, it looks as though Nu Labour are going to try it on again and impose on teachers, the ghastly and oppressive control which they have inflicted on health care professions. Nobody can argue against pious intentions to make professionals maintain standards and keep up-to date but – as with health and safety- there are unintended consequences if this isn’t tempered by realism. In the health professions, one unintended consequence is that highly experienced people in their 50s, who have paid off their mortgages and offloaded their kids (well for the time being) are re-appraising their lives and deciding that they really cannot be arsed to keep working for a system in which ever more crap has to be complied with for revalidation/licensing, mandatory fees to the GMC/GDC etc are soaring and everyone has to spend increasing amounts of time responding to complaints, many of which are vexatious.
Just think of all those MPs having a nervous breakdown over the stress of media criticism – it would take a heart of stone not to laugh.
O/T but the pilot scheme for ID cards at Manchester Airport has been scrapped.
This means the staff there won’t now be told that ID cards are voluntary – but not if you want to keep your job.
Is that a big fat U-turn from the new Home Secretary??
It’s nearly five and all those irritant non job people will be going home soon
It’s just past five now, I wonder if they did? Let’s all hope so…
Five? They stream out of the nearby hospital from around three.
What a government this is. From the top down, Peter Manglebum, Gordon McBroon, and Eddie the Testicles. When will I waken from this nightmare?
When Bobby Ewin gets out of the shower!
What do you call nuts on a chest?
Chestnuts!
What do you call nuts on a wall?
Walnuts!
What do you call nuts on a chin?
A gob full of your sweaty greasy cock, Ed!
I think that’s a gross exaggeration. A gobful? I think the tiny gap between her lips and her front teeth would adequately accommodate the member of Genital South.
393Yvette Copper Bottom says:
“What do you call nuts on a chest?
Chestnuts!”
So that’s what Mrs Bollox tapes to her otherwise washboard chest then- walnuts!
Dear cosmo¬politan
“dont expect overtime, non job”.
Don’t expect a second shag of your bird; you aren’t that rich!
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
Jack Straw talks like a car trying to start on a cold morning.
I find Straw as disturbing a personality as Mandelscum. He has all the appeal of a vulture, watching voyeuristically with his beady little eyes as the shit hits the fan and keeping his distance as all our historic freedoms go down the tubes so he can put up his hands and say: “Nothing to do with me, gov. Honest.” He has no detectable personality beyond that and no concern for anything but his own worthless skin.
Blinky? What new lows (or not really new ones from Mr Fawkes). You want ad hominem? You’re to political blogging what Perez Hilton is to whatever it is he actually does. And judging by recent events concerning the celeb blogger, perhaps Michael White will batter you tonight? He has already shat on Iain Dale, much to the amusement of many HIGNFY viewers. I hope you do join the LibDems.
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DGJAQUE STRAWE TORKS 2 MUTCH
You’re still a knob.
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THAOU ART A SOLE SUKKER
Adolf Hitler advocated Quantitative Easing.
Still wanna play bastermater?
Apparently that prat Liam Byrne called the record decline in output “historic”.
HISTORIC? It sounds like he is proud of it
Would this be the same Liam Byrne that let in all the Somali rapists and gave them benefits when he was “in charge” of immigration? To call him a wanker is unfair to self-abusers. If you watch him speaking, and I did for almost five whole seconds, he comes across as having a similar mental derangement to his one-eyed boss; possibly even worse, I presume on account of his morbid fear of the said boss.
Balls is an arrogant TWAT
Blinky: “every child can succeed whatever the barriers they face”. Tosser
Anyone think this sudden government revisionism may be prompted by a desire to finance an election campaign? By the way, Fraser is god and Balls is, by comparison, a hooning twat. QED.
As the Labour Government (sic) are in such a giving mood and dropping policies willy nilly, perhaps we can make a list of what policies we would like amended before the election:
My vote goes to:
* Bill of Rights: Let us have our rights enshrined in law so the next Government can’t remove them so easily.
* Lisbon Treaty: Give us that vote you promised us
* Immigration: Immigration to match or be less than emigration.
* Local Road Pricing: Stop forcing drivers out of cities.
A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And no one can talk to a horse of course
That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Mister Ed.
Go right to the source and ask the horse
He’ll give you the answer that you’ll endorse.
He’s always on a steady course.
Talk to Mister Ed.
People yakkity yak a streak and waste your time of day
But Mr. Ed will never speak unless he has something to say
A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And this one’ll talk ’til his voice is hoarse.
You never heard of a talking horse?
Well listen to this: “I’m Mister Ed.”
Blinky on C4 news:
“We have put in place enforcement mechanisms” [the threat stategy]
“We have hired 100,000 teachers for 1 to 1 OR SMALL GROUP TUITION”
“Gifted children will get 1 to 1 tuition”
“A year ago we put aside £ because of the downturn” [bollocks, sorry, lie]
“The economy has turned out to be better than we thought”
“If the economy continues to grow”
The last 2 comments beggar belief on today of all days with worse economic figures than expected released
Makes you want to weep!
Actually it made me want to do physical violence. The point where I wanted to weep was when Jon Snow, having initially made his scepticism clear, meekly subsided into letting Blinky mouth off about the Tories for the rest of the “interview” AKA party political broadcast.
Just shoot the fucker and be done
This is a turning point.
To avoid constant repetition – in the press, on blogs, in parliament even – of the charge that he is a “liar”, Balls now has to turn to the courts.
If he doesn’t – or can’t – then he is a zombie. His career is finished.
***Apologies for the essay, but felt enraged enough to pen this email i just sent to the esteemed Mr Balls***
Mr Balls,
I heard you “interviewed” on Radio 4 this morning and felt sufficiently angered to write to inform you of my arrival at the following conclusions;
You are a rude, ill-mannered, boor. Evidenced by the fact that you repeatedly shouted down and spoke over Sarah Montague every time she tried to point out the inconsistencies with your poorly constructed “argument”.
You appear to be, in my opinion, a bare-faced liar. As evidenced by the excellent Fraser Nelson articles below, which highlight your at best, poor grasp of economics and at worst, blatant dishonesty.
http://www.spectator.co.uk/coffeehouse/3725278/balls-lies.thtml
http://www.spectator.co.uk/sent/coffeehouse/3725688/talking-balls.thtml
You appear to hope and believe that the voting public are idiots. This is evidenced by the fact that you keep repeating ridiculous mantras such as “only Labour care about hard working families”, “unemployment & debt are on the way down”, “it started in America”, “investment versus cuts”, “best placed to weather the storm” and many many others.
These mantras are clearly and repeatedly contradicted by hard evidence from many many respected sources (please ask if you would like me to provide evidence), yet you still feel that if you repeat them often enough, the voting public will forget that Labour have been in power for the last 12 years.
You know little or nothing about the Education system. This is evidenced by the fact that you were repeatedly warned about the impending SATS fiasco last year, yet chose to ignore the warnings, choosing instead to allow others to take the blame. Despicably misleading a select committee in the process.
In addition to this, you have chosen to announce your laughably poorly thought out “Licence to teach”, “Pupil Guarantee” and “Legally enforcable parents rights” gimmicks at at time when Education budgets are stretched to their limits and Teaching staff are under severe pressure meeting pointless targets set by your incompetant department.
You appear to be misleading people (again) with regard to the 100,000 support staff required to enable your ridiculous 1-to-1 learning support plan. (This morning on Radio 4 the “recruitment process is starting this weekend, on Channel 4 this evening “100,000 have already been recruited). Another example of New Labours inability to grasp facts and distinguish reality from fantasy perhaps?
You do not understand irony, as you evidently do not think it is ironic that after 7 years in your “world class educational system” that a pupil will need 1-to-1 support to help it attain Level 4 status prior to starting secondary school.
I could go on Mr Balls, but suffice to say i expect you will be too busy to respond.
As it stands you appear to be helping save the world, giving advice to President Obama, shielding the public from evil Tory Public Service cuts, printing money, shouting down timid & compliant interviewers, asking Robert Mugabe for economic advice, committing within-the-rules expenses “fraud” with your wife, ignoring the advice of people better placed and more intelligent than you, phoning and pathetically complaining to critical bloggers and generally trying to prevent your nose from growing.
I look forward to seeing you at the job centre following the next election. It shouldn’t be too unpleasant an experience as New Labour have rebranded them “Job Centre Plus”, which apparently means they have carpet instead of lino.
There should be a really small queue of unemployed people and thousands of well paid jobs available for you and your wife.
I’m assuming that this will be the case as New Labour have said that Britain is best-placed to weather these difficult economic circumstances, they will create hundreds of thousands of jobs from thin air and the national debt isn’t that bad. And and as your good self and Gordon Brown said it, it must be true.
Yours faithfully
Fraser Nelson on Newsnight [recorded..] with a report by David Grossman..
That will teach the bullies !
Can Burger come over he has very little to do for 8 weeks and poke Balls and Brown in the eye.
Well done Fraser et al.
The lying scum are being exposed on all sides for what they truly are, incompetent, despicable, deceitful lying scum.
Their nauseating deceit wouldn’t be so nauseating were they not using it to drag the country into a debt laden disaster which future generations must struggle with for decades to come.
Ye Gods ! What did Olde England do to deserve such mendacious and incompetent rulers nourished as they are by a Media Worm of State.
May the Border Reivers prevail and the Worms of Deceit be cast into darkness and damnation for ever without a compass, moral or otherwise !
Has Balls, or any other tosser in the government, ever been to a real pub in any city in the UK?
If they acted like that in any pub I’ve ever been in, they’d be needing a major blood donation.
They probably know how to keep their mouth shut when they need to.
Political big gobs know they can get away with agressive behaviour in middle class environments. (well, that is the ones that have actually experience of “real pubs” etc.)
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You are abusing Guido’s hospitality. Now bugger off, there’s a good chap, and take your poisonous advertising with you.
Watching HoL debate from yesterday: Baroness Morgan of Drefelin one of Blinkies spokespeople is like an automaton. NuLiebour placeperson and useless with a job for life
Mandelson has just accused George Osborne of ‘deliberate untruths’ about govt obstructionism over Tory access to Treasury figures. They are f***ing mad, every last frothing one of them! First Blinky says Cameron is a bully, now Mandelbum says Osborne is a liar. Hypocrisy on a truly breathtaking scale.
Talking of Labour lies I have heard rumours from two good sources that a leading Sunday newspaper has a recording of a conversation between McBride and Brown weeks after McBride left. It is said to be dynamite. Apparently it will be printed in full (expletives deleted) this Sunday. Thise who have heard it have said Brown will be gone within 24 hours.
Brown will tell us that it was Rory Bremner, Camagoon will believe him as will the BBC. Then the status quo will return. If we ‘aint out on the streets he ‘aint gonna go.
The lying, cheating *astard.