Rich & Mark’s Monday Morning View
Balls Speaking to McBride – Spectator
Another Twittish Tweet from Kerry McCarthy | BBC
What’s the Point of Our Anti-Business Secretary? | Ruth Porter
HuffPo Hiring Pro-Iranian Mehdi “Act of Desperation” | Fox News
Krugman is Seductive, Simplistic and Unrealistic | Jeremy Warner
Lower Taxes, Higher Growth, the Statistical Evidence | CPS
Bash the Unions, Gatecrash the Quangos | ConservativeHome
I Told You So: Euro is Doomed | Douglas Carswell
PM Speaks for the Nation When Bashing Balls | Quentin Letts
Time for an Alliance | Dan Hannan
Farage’s Plan | ConservativeHome
Guardian Open News is a Failure | Heather Brooke
Balls Calls for Deeper Cuts | Speccie
Lessons from the Thirties | CPS
PMQs Idiots | Harry Cole
Jon Cruddas is Not the Messiah | Dan Hodges
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Lord Lamont told ITV News…
“I think the PM is just human and Ed Balls is a pretty irritating person”
So, you’ve pictured Balls and his “wife” Cooper… where does McBride come into it??
good one lad
Dismal cartoon, again.
At least the cartoons are consistent with the posted piffle of the Oaf GuidOrc.
I think they are waking up on Labourlost, comment today
Alex, you can’t change them, they don’t care about you and me any more. You’ll leave eventually but its like leaving an abusive partner. And people MUST leave and desert them and leave them in their squalor or they will just carry on abusing us.
its all rather sad
O/T completly. Anyone hear any more about the Lindsay Oil workers. Well guess what THEY WON!! Nowt on BBC they just report about work shy labourers who don’t understand the merits of globalisation. Probably another D notice to press not to report victory. To all the Friends of Guido,of what ever political colour, the Battle for Britian can be won as long as we all remember the words of P B Shelly” we are many,they are few” I want my country back NOW.
Peace and love Dixie
dixie it is LindsEy.
agree with you
Under the Radar…
I’d say your summing up of die-hard Labour apologists as simply victims in an abusive relationship is spot-on.
They simply cannot get beyond that first flush of love. Their ‘man’ will surely treat them right if only they stick with him. It’s all just a test. If they just stick with him he’ll become the ‘man’ they dreamed he would be rather than the abusive bastard everybody else can see him to be.
Perhaps we should pity the poor bastards rather than condemning them.
It must be awful to find your partner is a mysoginist thug. I can see how they might just prefer to live in delusion than admit they’ve made a mistake. When you put it like that ie compare Labour apologists to battered women it all makes sense.
Perhaps Dave could, as a policy, set up safe refuges for battered and abused Labour voters.
Ach, gut, ze first of ze day’s patients has gervoken from ze bed! Which von iz zis, Leisl? Ah, ze obssesive-compulsive autoeroticist mid der exhibitionist/masochistic tendencies in vard neun! Ein fairly typical case.
Ah, so much lovehate for Guido zis man has, he must post, post, post… all der tag long. Und mit zie Tolkien reference too! Zese middle-aged hebephrenics can be soo tradedische…
OECD says government borrowing will be 90% of GDP next year! Brown’s ‘incompetence’ is looking less and less like incompetence and more and more like a deliberate take-down of the British economy. What a traitorous bastard.
200% for Japan
90%? Only?
120% for Zimbabwe
90% ???
Brown must have another illegal war lined up to concentrate the minds of the downtrodden masses.
He’s already set his Rottweiler, Milliband *stifles a guffaw* onto the leadership in Tehran.
There’s things in the air.
I saw this borrowing 90% of GDP and could not believe how it has had very little coverage so far in the news shows. It is very scary and will be very interesting to sdee how Brown spins this. What was Darling’s forecast? Words escape me for once.
Even more alarming than the headline figure is the rate of deterioration. It blows a giant hole through Darling’s already pessimistic estimate made only 3 months ago. The news just gets worse and worse.
It merely betrays to what depths of malevolence and contumely Tories are compelled to descend because of their political vapidity, that their supporters must publish scurrilous attacks insulting New Labour stateswomen instead of debating the real issues.
Son-of-the-manse Gordon would be appalled at such low-minded tactics.
But shouldn’t we have foreseen such verbal trash springing from hidden racism from the likes of MisterE the Racist, freddie flintoff the racist, etc.
Thank you for your stupidity my dear right wing fools but I’ll be sure to brace myself for the violence of the fits of laughter I’m to experience on the night New Labour are steered by Gordon to another term!
And you lot have the balls to point out that I’m insane!?!
You seem like good fun.
Tough weekend in the bunker, was it?
“Son-of-the-manse Gordon would be appalled at such low-minded tactics. ”
You are probably a master spoofer. Not even Ed would expect to get away with that line.
Ha ha they are a laugh a minute the lefties aren’t they?
No, the problem is that the lefties are a bunch of anally retentive bores. The Tories are fun. You only have to meet them to come away with a feeling of superiority.
“A feeling of superiority”. You mean like Jehovers’ Witnesses after spending a Sunday being told to go away?
No – more like Einstein after meeting a bunch of inbred aristocrats.
Don’t even joke about it. The thought makes me physically ill.
Brown with a mandate? Five more years of insanity?
Oh my God.
We’ll be lucky to survive one more year of his lunacy. Another five years on top of that and the UK will be like the backdrop to ‘Escape from New York’ or ‘Mad Max’ but without the sunshine.
haha! True.
The mear thought of another five years of Gordon and his numpties is making me ill.
Myself and my hubby are getting ready so that we will be able to leave the country within a week if Liebour get back in next year. Depressing thought, but we ain’t staying to be ruled by these bastards!
“No leader but Gordon”
I presume you also had in mind Mrs Balls sending out 2000 sneaky letters to find out if employers are racist when offering jobs when you talk about being ‘low down’? No they are not racist there are just no fucking jobs whatever your name sounds like. My daughter will testify to that despite her best efforts cannot even get a part time job.
“No leader but Gordon” and people just like you thankfully in a monority just cannot see how much you are totally despised by us. You will though and when your so called great leader grows a pair and calls an election, He and Zanu labour are not going to just get wiped out they are going to get utterly incinerated
Election NOW and to hell with McTwat and his evil cronies.
Agent 99 not wishing to appear rude but may I suggest you researce No leader but Gordon. His dry humour whilst a bit arid for my tastes is nothing more than that. Please what your Blood pressure(oh shit the twats who control us may no pass that as law-ie BP control)
love Dixie
But if they start preferring ‘ethnic’ names you can simply style yourself with any name you like.
Just apply for jobs in the name of Mohammed Razik and when you show up just say ‘Yes, what about it?’
For added comedy value you could style yourself with a gurl’s name for interview purposes. Just claim you are in the early stages of ‘gender reassignment’.
Anyway didn’t Gordon promise “British jobs for British workers”?
Pity the BoyMan didn’t try sending some bogus job applications to the looney Boroughs with a names like Tarquin Farquahar to see what the result of that would be.
“contumely” is a lovely word which should be used much more extravagantly here.
Nicely Thesaurused, NLBG. It sharply lifted the tone of an otherwise Gobi-like comment.
Ja… it iz mein job.
Guido Fawkes maintains a daily political blog which retails gossip and secrets and exposes scandals and blunders from Westminster Village in London. The blog has been subsisting now for several years and since 2007 has constantly been at the forefront of political traffic on the internet concerning British civil affairs.
Each Monday cartoonists contracted by the author of Guido Fawkes blog create a scene depicting with humour and novelty some transaction or saying from the previous week of political wrangling. Lately the targets of their wit and satire have contred on Gordon Brown and his New Labour Government whose popularity has plummeted.
Today, on June 29 Monday 2009, the depiction portrays a caricature of Secretary for Children, Schools and Families Edward ‘Ed’ Michael Balls, a New Labour and Co-operative Member of Parliament since 2005 and bosom confidant of Prime Minister Brown, alongside former Head of Strategic Planning at Downing Street (the vulgar sobriquet of the Prime Ministerial office as its place of residence) Damian McBride. The latter was constrained to resign after it transpired that he was engaged in fabricating terrible and salacious deceits to shame political rivals in the Conservative Party. Balls is married to Yvette Cooper MP, the Secretary of State for Work and Pensions who is alluded to a comment published at 8:25am by MisterE a usual observer on Guido Fawkes’ website.
fookin good pisstake
unfortunately not
he’s the twat that write reams of shite on another site. Google the prick if you don’t believe me.
No Fred. He’s been posting on the DT for years and he REALLY writes like that.
freddie, this guy writes a 500 word essay in the comments section of every single article in the DT. A man with far, far too much time on his hands.
Check his link, the day that one of their “journalists” Bryony wrote an article about him!!
Perhaps it’s a piece of Conceptual Art?
fook i thought it was spoof
Are you Rain Man?
@134 Steve Expat
Do not assume that it is an individual, strategy used in ’97 GE. They all studied ‘flow’ at Warwick Uni summer ’96, result, Carpet Bomb electorate, as long as it works on 23%….
Interesting thought – so it’s really a group of them working to a set of literary rules?
Would explain how ‘he’ is quite so prolific…
Steve Expat,
Any readers with a weak filter might accept some of the droolings. Labourlost provides a mechanism to ‘council’ the few readers, back-up from AljaBeeba sound bites on the news cycle, distribute all other media with unsympathetic Tory comments, News Quiz etc, however many floaters are flushed, they all help
It’s not the real Igonikon Jack of DT fame. The real one is a yank and does not use British English spelling e.g. “humour” vs humor.
Well spotted Mick!
Gawd!!!!!
Nearly had a heart attack when I saw Iggy Jack’s name!
Go away.
I didn’t know Damian McBride was a rent boy who serviced Ed’ Balls.
Well you learn something new every day.
But I did have my suspicions about Ed Balls being gay: he is married to a woman with no breasts.
This New Labour crowd are nothing more than a bunch of degenerate perverts.
What a shower!
Don’t spend it all on booze either.
Labourlost is actually quite a good parody, ‘thank you all for feedback’ – no comments after 72 hours, worth a read. How long have the Hislop team been responsible for this Private Eye internet supplement?
Labour pissed more like.
If it were LabourLust it might get a few more hits. Caroline Flint in sussies, Harriet Harman in revealing dungarees and Jaqui Smith’s hubbies recommendations for late night viewing.
At the moment it looks like it was produced by refugees from the old Soviet Union. Mindnumbly dull. Like cold dishwater.
counselling for sleepers everywhere
‘I won’t give up my personal values even if I don’t always feel they are being fully upheld by the political party I support. Because while a Labour government will always need to compromise, we can’t compromise on the need for a Labour government’
Alex Smith,
Why not? I think you’ll find Mr McBride has not long to go on this Earth before the Booze does for him.
It was spilling booze what got him into big trouble. Never spill another man’s pint.
bit rich coming from a manhating lesbianmidget like you doctor dildo!
He’s a dead man drinking.
Are there any New Labour people who do NOT tell lies?
Nope!
I’m watching Mandy on the telly now, announcing yet more ‘investments’, saying that the spending review hasn’t been cancelled and acccusing the Tories of planning to cut frontline services by 10%.
Fucking Hoons the lot of them – election now please!
Mandy also said that the Royal Mail sell-off has been delayed due to lack of legislative time. If the feckers gave up their other jobs, there would be time.
Has Mandy delayed this to deal with the back-benchers who wanted Gordon to go?
Don’t forget, Mandy also told us Labour need to work harder as 11 years hasn’t been long enough to totally bankrupt the Country. OMG….do people actually believe these twats!
There’s plenty of time – it’s just that Gordon wants to give his backbenchers long holidays so they can’t plot, Keep debates short so the true lunacy of his policies is hidden and keep the the Opposition out of Parliament so he can’t be held to account. Even the DimLibs are looking good against the Cabinet,FFS.
No Fucking Time?
The Hunts are only at work six months of the year and then it is only a 3 day week. If they really wanted time then they could work the same hours as the rest of us. Little wonder they have second jobs when the first job demands so little.
The public are fooled because most days they see at least one politician on the TV so they think all politicians are busy at work….IT IS A SCAM!!!!!!
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I’d much rather politicians took 12 months a year off. They’d have been far better value if they’d done quite litearlly fuck-all for the past 12 years. As it is they have totally destroyed the economy.
If we’d paid them a million quid a year each to fuck off for the last 12 years then it would only have cost 646 x 12 = 7.75bn quid. A fucking bargain compared to the 20bn quid deficit they ran up last month.
I don’t want my MPs working hard. I want them doing nothing. That way they can’t fuck anything up. Because fucking things up is all they are capable of.
jgm2, I like your reasoning there!
I’m sure we could get away with half a million each though, which would represent 3.875Bn in “Efficiency Savings”
It has been delayed because the unions are none to happy about the government getting their hands on £24bn of their pension funds. That’s what this sell off is about. The Treasury takes the £24bn and the future taxpayer picks up all pension liabilities. Yet more debt for our children.
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Yep. That’s it apparently. Unlike a lot of government pension schemes it seems that the postmen, who are not well paid by any measure, actually do contribute real cash into a pension fund. That means there is 24bn quid of real money just sitting there.
And the governments big plan is to do a Robert Maxwell. Plunder the pension fund and spend it on themselves. Issue some bogus figures which will show that while they’d budgetted a 180bn quid deficit this year thanks to their brilliant economic management and ‘the green shoots of recovery’ they’d ‘only’ borrowed 175bn. No mention at all that without looting the posties pension scheme they’d actually have a deficit of 200bn quid.
This is all one big fucking game to these Labour imbeciles. The entire UK’s economic health is just a political football to these bastards.
Running a budget deficit of 30% of your entire fucking income is insanity. To then propose to repeat the prescription indefinitely is pure lunacy.
Surely they cannot be so economically spastic? Of course they aren’t. They know it is unsustainable but politically they are prepared to say and do anything to retain power and their undeserved cash..
I suggest we simply buy them off. Give them all a million quid to fuck off. Just fuck off. Now.
Here, take this million quid, immunity from prosecution for all except Brown and Blair and just fuck off.
That’s what corporations do when they’ve made an embarrassing appointment at senior level. They just pay the bastards off rather than have them hanging around getting in the way.
That’s what we need to do.
Doctor Mick is correct.
Gordon wants the £24 billion, post office workers become public sector employees with the usual off balance tax payer funded pensions and a 5% Vat cut can be announced in time for the end of the current 2.5% in December.
Clever, clever Gordo.
The CWU union will stop funding him, but that is only 1 million. He can stick the £24 billion in a post office savings account for a few weeks and keep the interest, before closing them all down.
By the law of averages I was bound to be one day. Like a stopped clock I tell the correct time twice a day.
Mandy’s rocket batteries were low. After a recharge he will be in full flow again tonight. Slimy piece of work needs to use a hammer drill.
These bone idol bastards DONT even work four hours a day the lazy fat good for nothing scumsucking pond life start about 3 o’clock finish about 5 o’clock just look at the house you only ever see it full on PMQ’s the rest of the time there’s about six on each side and straight afterPMQ’s there is a mass exodus to the subsidised bars and restaurants to stuf their fucking fat cakeholes A LONG SLOW PAINFULL DEATH TO ALL OF YOU !
Only the deceased.
JGM 2
Absolutely right!
When I first moved to London and had a flat a car load of my buddies from Manchester would turn up regularly!
After 4 days of eating my food, drinking my beer and smoking my dope I would give them the money for the petrol to take themselves home!
Much cheaper!
The correct question is “are there any politicians who don’t tell lies”. We all know about Broon. But what about Osborne (“its just talcum powder”), Dick Sniffin (“my relationship with Martin Webster was purely platonic”), or Dave (the Bullingdon Club is a forum for serious philosophical debate”).
You haven’t recognised it for the last 12 years, so I think you qualify for your own analogy.
there is one thing and one thing only that New Labour has been consistant on. Telling LIES.
LATEST:David Cameron says there is a ‘thread of dishonesty’ running through Gordon Brown’s premiership
A thread? More like an anchor chain.
Really Dave, how on earth did you manage to discern that? No doubt Dave will look mildly upset, gently admonish McSnot, then flutter away onto another topic.
He is “in the game” and will not rock the boat until told to.
The game’s the game, yo.
Conservatives were disgusted to discover that the multi millionaire David Cameron is a housing benefit scrounger.
What a bloody fraudster.
So the question is: who will replace Dodgy Dave to lead the Conservative Party?
Does anyone believe them?
You tube if you want to…
Rory Bremners piss take of Gordon’s YouTube effort
I’m afraid the real thing was funnier than this
Agreed.
H’e got that jaw dropping shit down to a tee though
Bremner’s crap.
I like him! Supports hunting! Plus he’s been spot sometimes.
Sorry…it should have read, spot ON sometimes….smacky bot bot time for being careless.
He’s normallly very good, but it’s bloddy difficult to do a parody of that video when the original is already a parody of itself!!
The real question is who the fuck at number ten actually uploaded the original without thinking it was a steaming pile of poo?
I reckon they were daring each other NOT to say anything… just to make him look his old self….
Worked too…..
So are your songs!
That was shite. It makes Brown look like look rather cute and not the manic, despot that he really is.
Maybe if Bremner had started with a serious introduction to the smile:-
Er Hello
Before I begin I want to take this opportunity to show you something that we can all be completely clear about. Today, I’m pleased to be able to announce my new smile. If you look closely, you’ll see I’ve settled on a far friendlier image – and I’d like to draw your attention to the very minor adjustments I’ve made to the upper lip. I have to say this is an improvement that makes me look far more honestly jovial than used to be the case. So there you have it – yet another example of how my British smile – made in Scotland but developed right here in Westminster is 47% broader than Nicolas Sarkozy’s; 28% broader than President Obama’s and a staggering 700% broader than the Ayatollah Khomeini. It’s a smile we can all be proud about and I recommend it to each and every one of you….
You can be sure that there was a full focus group of smiles tested before the PM selected that one.
“Are you sure PM? This is the Victoria Beckham tight arse smile mixed with the Alf Garnet laughing at West Ham look..Well If you insist PM…”
He needed to throw a few Nokia’s that would have been far funnier.
Or strangled Hazel Blears!
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POR POUR PORE POOR Sylvia
Gordon Brown is out jogging and accidentally falls into a very cold river.
Three boys see the accident and without a second thought, they jump into the water and drag out the soaking wet Brown.
Brown says “Boys,you have saved my life and deserve a reward. You name it and I’ll give it to you”.
The first boy says, “I’d like a holiday to disneyland.”
Brown says, “Certainly.”
The second boy says, “I’d like an MP3 player.”
Brown says, “No problem.”
The third boy says, “And ‘d like a wheelchair with a stereo in it.”
Brown says, “But you’re not handicapped!”
The boy replies, “Not yet, but I will be when my dad finds out I saved you from drowning!”
No, no , thats wrong.
3 young farmers are driving down a back road & they see a big black car upside down in the ditch on fire. They climb out of their old pick up and pull a blackened figure from the wreck, just before it explodes in a fireball.
Lads, says gorgon, for it is he, “that was fantastic, risking your lives to save me, how can I reward you ?”
” I’d like a new John Deere 110HP tractor”, says the first. No problem replies gorgon.
“I’d like a new combine harvester”, says the second. No problem replies gorgon.
” I’d like a really fancy funeral, with a free bar afterwards for all my mates from Young Farmers”, says the third. “Why on earth do you want that?” asks gorgon.
“Because the old man’s going to fucking shoot me, when he hears about this,” he replies.
GORDON BROWN was visiting a Scottish primary school and he visited one of the classes.
They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked Mr. Brown if he would like to lead the discussion on the word ‘tragedy’.
So the illustrious leader asked the class for an example of a ‘tragedy’.
A little boy stood up and offered: ‘If ma best freen, wha lives on a fairm, is playin’ in the field an’ a tractor rins ower him and kills him, that wid be a ‘tragedy.’ ‘
‘No’, said Gordon – ‘that would be an accident.’
A little girl raised her hand: ‘If a school bus kerryin’ fufty children drove ower a cliff, killing a’b'dy inside, that wid be a tragedy’
‘I’m afraid not’, explained Gordon – ‘that’s what we would call a ‘great loss” .
The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Gordon searched the room.
‘Isn’t there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?’
Finally, at the back of the room, wee Johnny raised his hand…
In a quiet voice he said:
‘If a plane kerryin’ you and Mr. Darlin’ wis struck by a ‘freendly fire’ missile & blawn tae smithereens, that wid be a tragedy.’
‘Fantastic!’ exclaimed Gordon. ‘That’s right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?’
‘Weel,’ says wee Johnny ‘it his tae be a tragedy, because it certainly widnae be a great loss….. and it probably widnae be a f*cking accident either!
ace!!!
hehehe love it !!
ROFLMAO
Fat Hunts worship Balls
Is that Damian in the cartoon? I thought McBride was a much older man – in his forties, approaching fifty at least. The little grinning fat bloke with his hands around Ed’s wad would appear to be a thirtysomething.
I’m not sure if you are joking- Is this a trap?
MacBride is in his early thirties, but he looks shit enough to be much older.
Here’s a good trick. Get your passport after a particularly “well enjoyed” christmas period. That way it won’t look too young in 10 years time.
Every day must be Christmas in No 10. Look at their haggard faces.
Chubba McBride has the corned-beef-coloured cheeks and jowls of a serious drinker. That’s why he looks so much older than his years.
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A PLAICE FORE EVERY THING AND EVERY THING INITS* PLAICE
Fishy.
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GOLD MAN SAQKS
HALLEYFAQKTS
BY THE LAIGHT OF THE SILVEREE MUUN,
CHYKNEEZE RATS SED THE PYPER OF HAM~EL~IN
CHYNESE RATS
TIN TAK TOON
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HAI GUISE
THE BANQK OF ANTARQKTYQKA HAS ISSHYEWD THIS BULLITIN
File\Kennedys* Note
THE BANQK OF ENGLAND HAS RELEASED AN UNKNOAN NUMBER OF 20pea BLANQK D8*KOYNS INTU THE KURRANTSEA
WHEELER DEELURS ARE SNAPPING THEM UP
SWURVIN KING REQKONS TAKE A SLYSCE WEN THEY HIT THRYFFTEE SQWID
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Silvio Tanner Says By The Same Token Charityplayers* GOLD SOVEREIGN (***9)* Is Wurth £10,000* TODAY
Times ITS* NUMBER
THE BANQK OF ENGLAND IS IN YEWROPE NAO
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PRESLEYDENT MUBARAQK HUSSEYEN DGJOBAMA
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On the Ning Nang Nong
Where the Cows go Bong!
and the monkeys all say BOO!
There’s a Nong Nang Ning
Where the trees go Ping!
And the tea pots jibber jabber joo.
On the Nong Ning Nang
All the mice go Clang
And you just can’t catch ‘em when they do!
So its Ning Nang Nong
Cows go Bong!
Nong Nang Ning
Trees go ping
Nong Ning Nang
The mice go Clang
What a noisy place to belong
is the Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong!!
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AND AVARICE IS AV A RICE GRAYN
AND AVARICE IS A VYCE
AVAWRYSS
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CHARITY IS A VERTYEW
AND AVARICE IS A VYCE
SED THE KAT IN THE KRAYDLE
TU THE FREE BLYND MYCE
AND TURNING A BLYND EYE
TU YE FREE
AMAOUWNTS IN ME
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Errrrrrrrm what’s Hain doing holding the envelope??
He’s probably taken his cut out first.
Damien McBride has just joined the ranks of the boomerang officials. They are never sacked in the true sense of the word because they keep coming back.
How can the public trust a government who cannot survive without the seedy politics of these people.
Just watched Mandy on Sky, its getting hard to tell when he is lying, it used to be when his lips moved but now I think he lies to himself so much you now just have to accept he lies all the time.
When he breathes old boy, when he breathes
O/T
The First Lord Secretary of State,Lord President of the Council and Secretary of State for Business,Enterprise and Innovation has sought fit to grant an audience with the media to-day. Charlie Stayt BBC News Channel daringly asked his Lordship about the privatization of the Royal Mail and when the matter was likely to be put back on the agenda – “Later” His Lordship said imperiously. “Yes but when later ?” continued Charlie to be met with a momentary didisdainful look that his lordship no doubt reserves for when he has stepped in a dog turd and then he launched into a spiel about the government initiatives being announced to-day in Parliament of course not on the media that would be quite improper given Mr Speaker Bercow’s admonition last week.This went on uninterupted for three minutes before Stayt said “Well we’ve run out of time.Thank you Lord Mandelson” to be met with a smile from His Lordship which no doubt sent shivers down the young Charlie’s spine.- Audacious Laddy know when not to question one’s betters. The First Lord Secretary does not countenance such “lese majeste”
Isn’t it funny how these socialists take to the high life? and feck all the poor old bastards who voted for them hoping for a crumb from their table – “Recession – what recession,” says Mandy!
Another below par cartoon although the sentiments are correct
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CHARITY BEGINS AT HOME,
WARE THE HART WURQKS PUMPING BLHUDD
CHARITY KAN B A TRYQKLE
CHARITY KAN B A FAOUWNT
CHARITY KAN B A FLOOD
So, Mandy, if the spending review isn’t “cancelled”, but yet, it’s not actually going to happen, what is it?
I think we should have our own spending review here.
Benefits: zero
NHS: null points
Outreach and diversity wallahs: nuffin
This is piss easy – you could do it in ten minutes, why have they cancelled it?
EU: not another fucking bean
I could go on…
OT. Someone has been granted £20,000 of lottery cash to study women’s bottoms.
Bummer.
Where does one apply to help with such an important study?
Eamonn Holmes said he would pay that out of his own pocket this morning, provided he got to choose the women.
Can we start with Sky’s weathergirl today? Lucy Verasmy I think her name is…
I can’t be arsed really I’d rather watch the unfolding saga of brown’s self immolation by his reliance on lying his arse off.
Steve – I saw her first :0)
Why not Margaret Becket’s bum first?
Beckett’s bum – that is wrong on so many levels.
Given the choice of horseface herself or sexy Sky news weathergirl…
If I knew that, mate, I’d apply myself. Seems the more outrageous the study, the more likely it is to be granted.
I remember reading a while back that quite a large sum of money was granted for someone to study flies.
Now, what could I apply to study?
Morning Mark 2,
bored with the bottom feeding?
O goody
Was that John Selwyn Bummer by any chance ?
Another indecipherable, adolescent, amateur cartoon.
This isn’t off topic because Balls is still trying trying to shaft Darling and usurp him as Chancellor.
Fraser Nelson on immigration makes a compelling read.
http://www.spectator.co.uk/coffeehouse/3722968/immigration-facts-and-figures.thtml
As for Balls and Darling; Balls and Brown are so utterly vile and unscrupulous that they will eventually find a way of forcing Darling out.
Darling actually strikes me as a comparatively decent bloke who by now has a lot of useful knowledge.
Can somebody in the city quietly offer him a decent job so that he can resign as Chancellor and tell the Country the truth before he goes.
Nobody else will.
(Note that a man with decency and principles would not need bribing to perform his public duty).
Find it hard to say, but I actually agree about Darling. He’s doing a good job under the circumstances. I feel sorry for him.
Thanks for that link. I’ve been spouting for years that “unemployment” has never fallen by the amount the Gov., has been saying. First thing they did was to rearrange the way benefits were paid. Hence they could claim the figures they did.
Shows how thick people are ’cause they believed them.
That link shows how great the education system has been (not).
Only Labour voters!
It’s taken someone all this time to figure out that British businesses prefer to bring in immigrant labour rather than invest in training or new plant and machinery! That’s how I ended up living in the UK at the end of the 1950′s. Remind me who was Minister of Labour at the time?
Great analysis! Well done Spectator!
So, this cartoon’s reputation for relevance and explicitness has sunk so low as to warrant Guido fixing a caption below it?
Well…here amongst us in the real world, click on my name Tory uncultured virgins to be convyed to the online home of truth and sagacity. Today there is a article appearing later written by a far-famed Tao scholar and handsome computer graphics designer (wonder who it is? Wink!) arguing that perfect equality and respect for inviolable human rights is possible in our lifetime if Gordon adopts now a scheme of higher middle-class tax rates and burdensome regulations on small business.
Onward to Socialist utopia!
Yawn.
Charles, you said to click on your name to see truth – but it points to LabourLost!
The very first article is written by our old friend Mr Campbell, and starts :
“Funny old world…I was just arriving at Wimbledon, trying to find a telly that would be showing the Lions match…” and continues on for 300 words in the same slimy, vain manner.
I may disagree with everything you have to say, but at least you are coherent and innoffensive, very unlike a couple of others posting comments here in the last few days
Have the trolls been out in force recently? Shame I wasn’t around to help wind ‘em up
Mornin’ NG – have a look through the last few threads if you want to be shocked.
I’ve no problem engaging with guys like Charles, he has differrent views to most of the other commenters here but at least he’s reasonaby polite. Iit’s the tossers who do nothing but scream at everyone and call us all c**ts that I don’t like too much…
A new superhero appeared by name of Troll Basher. He made mincemeat out of thick as thieves.
http://order-order.com/2009/06/27/keens-squatters-are-angry-taxpayers/#comments
I was chuckling as I read some of his stuff. First time I’ve seen thicko run.
Wow! Respect Troll Basher! TaT didn’t know what hit him….
Me and Troll Basher may have some fun. Has he been MB’d yet?
Let’s not forget what the combination of labour ministers,journalists and trolls are trying to deflect attention from:
On average, the gilts that make up our national debt need to be repaid within 15 years. With government spending so far out of control, interest on the national debt will cost over £42 billion per year by 2011. Currently we can only afford to make repayments by selling even more gilts. When run on this basis, government deficit financing is similar to an illegal Ponzi scheme.
Gordon and co are prepared to adopt this model and are now reduced to hiding the books as a defence. No amount of smug comment,humour or downright lies will change this,so do not be diverted by their tactics. They need to explain how this is going to work.
Good idea Newgirl, I’ll tell him
ha ha!
new girl and doctor dildo thankyou, I haven’t had such a good larf reading your propaganda comments on this post for fooking ages.
the great thick as thieves has never been defeated.
we are reading the same post aren’t we?
I caved troll bashers skull in you cretins.
new girl, you are so easily led aren’t you? explains why you always end up with your knickers round your ankles you dirty slut.
doctor mick, not only are you a midgetlesbian but you are also a pathological liar.
but as you are a zionist that is entirely understandable.
innit.
Been on the “funny pills ” this early? stupid boy!!
“onward to socialist utopia” the trouble is that its always just over the horizon, just round the corner, only a day away!
Like chasing a rainbow for the pot of gold its all a fucking charade isnt it? Keep fooling the gullible punters into thinking that paradise is attainable at some future date and all the while we get poorer, in the end its all a fucking cynical lie, there is no pot of gold at the end of the socialist rainbow only misery and poverty and dictatorship with the political elite living off the backs of the workers like the cigar chomping industrialist caricatures of old.
‘ and the animals looked from pig to man and then man to pig and they could no longer tell the difference, that is the real face of socialism comrade!
I think Charles’ glass is always half full. He obviously hasn’t suffered financially under this government yet. Give it time.
That’s because he is in government. Come the GE he’ll have no job. He will join a long line of lollipop men given his credentials.
munky cock
The only thing socialism produces for the masses is purgatory. It’s utopia, however, for the socialist elite and their pampered offspring as they dig deeper and deeper into our taxes.
So this is Eamon Holmes and the fat one from Little Britain in a bad wig ?
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YE ARE AWL CHILDREN OF YHODGODALLAH A DAMN AND ABRAKADABRAHAMELOT
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er no, I am one of thatcher’s children.
some children have bad parents.
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GIZA = GEEZA = GHEEZA = GHEEZER
A GHEEZER IS A OLD SOLDER THAT HAS BIN IN KYRO
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GHEEZZUR = JHEEZUR = DGJEEZUS IN DGJEWISH DGJEHOVEN
GHEEZER = GUYSER IN FRENTCH LETTERMAN IN AMERRYKA
IN HEEBREW GHEEZER = CAESAR IN ROMAN = SEE CZAR IN MUSSKHAONAO
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YE ARE ALL CHILDREN OF THE HAOUWSE OF OLIVUR KROMWELL INDyEND SUKKERS
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Do you remember when Terry Wogan and Barry from “Auf weidersehen, Pet” got their hands stuck to a pint of lager?
Oh, that was funny. Great cartoon: brings it all back.
The representations of people’s faces in these cartoons really aren’t very good. From the cartoon, I thought for a moment that Guido had discovered that McBride was on Peter Hain’s payroll. However, on closer inspection, the character handing over the envelope of cash isn’t really orange enough to be Hain, so I guess it’s supposed to be Balls.
All very confusing.
Mandlebum was appalling on radio 4 Today this morning. Showed he knows very nothing about figures, just a lying sleazy operator. I thought Evan Davis stood up to Mandleson well, despite the latter’s arrogance and bluster. Evans did a good job by exposing Labour’s lack of credible spending plans.
The difference here is that Evan Davis is financially literate. Labour politicians has been getting away with talking financial bollox on Today for years because the likes of Humphreys and Naughtie are out of their depth on financial matters.
McNaughtie is out of his depth on most subjects, except books, arty-farty cobblers and other luvvie matters. Oh, and he’s supreme at asking clever-dick qustions that take about 3 days to spout and then letting NuLiebour ministers off the hook. You won’t be able to time him with a stopwatch, but a calendar might work.
Wrong,
H + McN are far left. That’s why they’re on the BBC.
If it hadn’t been for the caption I would have been totally puzzled.
Again.
Turn it into a competition Guido.
Name the characters and write a caption.
My caption.
“Have some more public money Damian; I mugged a taxpayer on the way here”.
The newlabour policy on council housing going to British people first is being given wide coverage by the client MSM(all it takes is a phonecall to the editors) it sounds great as a fake soundbite empty policy with as much substance as Paris Hilton.
One look at the policy makes clear its just a fake front, they cannot discriminate between foreigners and British passport holders when choosing who gets a council house IF they tried it they would get taken to court courtesy of the yuman rites laws, how do they define a just who a local person is? well it turns out that a local person/family is anyone who is in the area at the time of claiming housing, they cannot discriminate against all the eurotrash scum who wash up on these shores because the EU would not allow it so if a roma criminal gang rolls up with seven kids in tow they go straight to the head of the queue as usual ahead of a native British family with six kids that have been on the list for years and its the roma crew that gets the house keys while they wait in the office.
Just like Browns ‘British jobs 4 British workers’ scam its all a dog whistle lie fest because foreigners will still jump to the head of the line and native British families will still get bumped still further down the list then even further because their is ONE inconvenient fact the newlabour scumbags are keeping quiet about, the social housing stock is shrinking fast for families, they are not keeping pace with the massive immigration levels and the newlabour bastards are not building houses near fast enough, there is in fact a massive increase in applications for social housing and a shrinking stock of them availible, for years immigrants have used the right to buy as a money making scam, they move in and claim priority for housing then they buy the property and sell it on and then claim more social housing and do it again and again, billions have been syphoned off in this way and newlabour have stood back and let it happen.
There are native British people on the hosuing waiting lists that have been there and have been constantly bumped down the list since newlabour took power in 1997!
We know of one family who have been waiting since 1999 for housing. Two adults and three children are still living in one room at a halfway house, whilst people from other countries (Bosnia etc.,) were housed straightaway.
All the “natives” need to do to jump the queue is get themselves up the stick.
and as you are as a lesbian that is ofcourse impossible.
turkey baster anyone?
Yes, this is, and still happening in a town near me in Sussex.
The local MP (labour) not for long, useless cow, will of course deny it!!
They try not to confirm or deny anything, as that may incriminate them later. They prefer not to mention it at all.
Council housing is now essentially a politically driven and financially unsustainable racket, which is indulged to cement voting patterns. It distorts the housing market and social mobility and the mobility of labour. New immigrants should have no call on state housing whatsoever.
The solution is, and always was, private housing that is affordable to the consumer on an average wage. Council housing should be rapidly phased out
This is anathema to Labour because homeowners are more likely to vote Tory and aspire to personal financial advancement and social mobility. Socialists would rather control us and employ their mates at great expense is large state housing management bureaucracies.
The expenses scandal also shows that politicians including Labour ministers had a financial interest in promoting the house price bubble by pocketing the capital gains on state funded first and second homes.
Council housing being phased out is and has essentially been policy in the UK over the last 30 years. Even this rabid government have only enabled about 2 council homes to be built in the last year. With an expanding population it is less likely that there will ever now be enough council housing. Some housing is in the hands of Housing Associations, who have come up with the goods to an extent, but as usual, it all comes down to affordability. Additionally, there are far more peole in need of housing than there are homes to live in. How New labour are going to remedy this should be fun to watch but miserable as hell for people wanting somewhere to live!
Easy. Those “friends” of the government who have a large portfolio of houses for rent will let them through the DSS. There’s shedloads of money to be made there.
Housing Associations is still state housing under another name. They too distort the market.
The new mantra for the Labour Core Vote – “British Council Houses for British Families !” and as about as believable a statement as Brown’s last one – “British Jobs for British Workers !”
Yeah because really stuck to their last policies, uhm like giving us a referendum onthe EU. Lying sack of Shiites.
Did anyone else hear that snake mandelson dismiss the MPs expenses scandal so lightly on the today interview?
“thats been sorted by us and now we need to move on” he claimed!
What a hoon of the first water is this scumbag? the snake bastard would like to think that the expensesgate is finished!
Thanks Mandy, we’ll let you know when somethings finished, so give us an election so we can tell you properly whether we’re finished with it.
I would like to know what progress has been made concerning the police investigations of the five MP’s (including Baroness Uddin) who were found to have broken the expenses rules.
No mention of that for a few days now. Jackson’s death will be hogging the headlines for days to come, and we’ll be lucky if it makes the national news at all.
Just keep an eye out for 3 am press releases on a heavy news day hiding the quiet dropping of charges due to “lack of morals and threats from the Govt”.
That line was straight from the Bliar Phrase Book when the poo was raining down and he was about to drown in it – “Let’s draw a line and move on.”
Quite frankly any interview of Balls, Lord Fumblebum of Boy and all the other devious little shits that now infest our government is a complete waste of time and effort, because no one believes any of it.
Mandlebum and co regard interviews as a means to disseminate propaganda, not answer questions.
Certainly, which is why I have advocated for a long time now the termination of any interview after the third refusal to answer a question. Three strikes and you are out!
Yes, what an outrageous statement I could not believe he just flipped it off like that. The thing is he can say what he likes as he is unelected. He never would become an MP again is no one in their right mind could vote for this low life scumbag. Its a pity there are not some brave citizen’s here to voice thier anger on the streets as there is in Iran. These fuckers need to be GONE. We as a country cannot let this lot stay in power till next June, if we do there is not going to be much left to save. I am beginning to think the whole cabinet need to be sectioned.
OK, so I recognise Philip Scofield on the left (although his hair is actually a bit greyer these days), but why is he calling Mel Smith “Damien”? Most confusing.
Tip for raising moral try watching the news through a telescopic rifle sight (no rifle attached). A very uplifting past time. Thinking of installing a grassy knoll. Mandy as you want to see him, with set of reticules centered on his forehead. Hey ho of for medication now…..
You know your right, it is very therapeutic. Pity it was not real.
Black people weren’t interested in Michael Jackson when he was alive!
For the record I’ve already forgotten where I was when he died.
I remember where I was… busy injecting some old white paedo with painkillers…
I was breathing
probably having a lesbianfest with your strap-on.
Hear, hear! Talk about overkill. You can just imagine the news editors in News 24, Sky News et all rubbing their hands with glee at the breaking of a ‘big story’ as this will save them having to look for and broadcast any serious journalism for a few days. Only it really wasn’t a big story, just an entertainer falling off his perch. Big deal. Let’s stay focussed on the real issues – never the mind the ‘tidal wave of grief all around the world’ (one report I heard – don’t include me in that, will you?). I’m more concerned about the tidal wave of debt that has left this country virtually bankrupt, as well as the lies fed to us daily by the likes of Fumblebum and McBust.
Some woman on Sky this morning said that nobody would be at the Black Music Awards if it wasn’t for Jackson and his music.
I wonder how people like Stevie Wonder, Aretha Franklin and the Four Tops feel about that? They were around long before Jackson was.
Yeah but Stevie Wonder doesn’t know he’s black.
That’s nice. You’ll fit right in to Central Office.
He’s choosing between ebony and ivory…
shut up crackerjack.
How about Black Sabbath?
The Government has apparently decided to reduce demand for GP services by the expedient of introducing “operations” for everyone within 18 weeks of seeing a GP.
If you don’t want an “operation” best steer clear of your local practice
Yet another re-announcement of an announcement….
This is so the travellers can spend more time with the GP’s instead of those patients on their lists.
Idiot.
I think I’m quite clever, thank you. And I still think you’re an idiot.
A simple undertaking to disappears up your own arse would suffice.
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Hell. I thought things could not get more scary
Gordon Brown’s Britain. A scary place in which to live
Clearly, I was wrong. The idea of Balls talking with McBride causes an extra frisson of fear…
Another day, time for more lies.
we are really in the shit if Ed Balls & McBride have a baby together
Well, morons begat morons.
Guido. I admire a man who is prepared to help out his friends. but unless Rich and Mark are paying you to show their works, I do think they need time to consider their options. With cartoons like that, they could work for “Prospect”, ‘cos Lefties don’t have a sense of humour either.
You ain’ seen me roight!
By return of post Mr Shorts. You are a credit to your recession.
We can now see that Ber-Cow, our wonderful new Speaker, really has control over the executive.
What was he said last week? ‘The Government must make policy announcements to Parliament and not to the media’?
This line of trash called a Government take no notice of anyone. They are omnipotent. Ber-Cow needs to call the Prime Minsiter to the House to repeat his statement and make Brown apologise to the House for the ‘error’.
Chances? None to non-existent.
Plus ca change……
There are reliable ways of checking just what Ed gets himself into every now and then, Mister E. Perhaps a FOI request on “Yvette” from Guido might reveal the meat and two veg of the matter?
i dont wanna see mr and mrs balls meat and veg
Rows of green empty H of C benches each day, extra holidays, and we still can’t find the time to leglislate for our plans on the Royal Mail.
Labour Absolutely rotton to the core. Labour Corrupt.
Perfect. If they can’t find time to legislate then they can’t fuck anything up.
I’m not seeing a down-side.
Good point….
VERY good in fact.
I don’t need your agreement to do it. I’m just following normal labour party practice, I consult no one, I just do what I want and I don’t need replies either, so leave me to cary on ruling.
Cameron should remember in this week’s PMQ that he should not use the second person ‘you’ in the House.
A ‘you’ slipped out again last week 24 June 2009, when he said ‘why don’t you get on with it’. Speaker Berkow let it go but may not do so again.
What is it with Cameron that he cannot grasp this simple rule?
Is he thick or something?
Probably, simply, he has no self control.
That is rather pathetic and picky.
Even though well worn as an expression, I’d say “Is that really the best you can come up with?” Seriously.
Did you enjoy Glastonbury then?
Cameron keeps doing it.
He’s obviously got a problem, it’s interesting to watch.
Try thinking about it dispassionately.
He’s been a politician or spad for twenty years.
In the House you address the Speaker.
Ok?
If you say ‘why don’t you get on with it?’, you are being rude to the Speaker.
Maybe tha’ts why he does it.
More likely he’s thick and doesn’t have self control.
He always does it when he is coming to a climax.
Dizzy stuff.
Its a crap detail.
If you try to bring this up with anyone other than the most pathetic of nerdy westminster-villageites, then the conclusion would either be “so what” or “isnt the house of commons a stupid place”.
BTW … are you giving something away about yourself there …. Cameron …climax? Calm down.
The purpose of using “Honourable” is to maintain the dignity of the House and its Members, to make criticism and comment less direct as well as showing respect to the Chair. A Member persistently offending against the tradition by using “you” or a Member’s name is likely to be corrected by the Speaker and to be interrupted by shouts of “order” from other Members.
http://www.parliament.uk/documents/upload/G07.pdf
There is NO dignity in the house. Come the next GE you will see that.
Yes ze rules, Ze rules. You must obey ze rules at all times.
MB, If I had asked the PM the same question five times – and failed to get anything like a straight answer in return – I might also be inclined to make the occasional slip of the tongue!!
When Broon starts answering the question asked rather than political grandstanding about what the Opposition plan to do, Cameron might be less inclined to make the odd mistake…
To back Steve up, Brown saved the world not the Banks, didn’t he.
Major slip of the tongue there then.
He did indeed
No more boom and bust.
Tony Blair will serve a full term as Prime Minister.
Referendum on PR.
Referendum on Lisbon.
To hell with ‘slips of the tongue’. I’m far more concerned about the egregious lies that characterise this lunatics government of occupation.
Now thats unfair. Baiter will get all flustered if you do all this “Cameron … slip … tongue” stuff.
‘You’, tut, tut, not like he said something really implausible and fatuous such as “we will save the World”, Gordon will stick to what he is good at: spend,spend,spend.
Brown’s so-called ‘slip of the tongue’ was no such thing. The steps the government took did help to save the world banking system. If the governmeent had followed the suggestions and advice of the Conservitudes there would have been a complete financial and economic melt down. Brown has been lauded rightly for the brave decisions he took and the world leadership those decisions gave.
Perhaps you are too blinkered to realise the reality. The financial crisis has not been caused by alleged profilagacy of the UK government. It has been brought about by a defect in free market capitalism, simple.
Because of that fact a political party such as the Conservitudes can have no useful role in the coming years.
In particular, people like Cameron and Osborne are not competent to deal with the crisis.
I have never worn blinkers.
It will never cease to amaze me how fucking thick you labour wankers really are
There is no such thing as free market capitalism in the real world just as there is no such thing as a fully centrally planned economy. In the real world economies lie somewhere between these two theoretical extremes.
In other words, the state has some control over the “free market” in fact quite a bit in the UK and so you cannot blame the banks entirely. The incompetent and greedy government was as much to blame by allowing those state of affairs to continue. Like the banks shareholders all eyes were on the money and Broon’s eyes were on those mouthwatering corporation taxes coming out of the City.
Whether or not there is free market capitalism and whether or not there is a defect in it that has resulted in the crisis, there is a crisis and it wsn’t caused by the alleged profligacy of the UK government. The Conservitudes are not fit to deal with the crisis, they would make the situation worse.
Surely this is a fake-baiter. A parody that draws you in and then goes a bit too far.
Anyway. If it is you, you didn’t answer my earlier question.
Nope, they bailed out alot of rich bondholders at taxpayers expense.
Exactly the wrong thing to do. But Zanu-LAbour is the party of moral hazard.
Your question is opaque.
However, Cameron seems to get dizzy when he is reaching a climax, which leads him to lose his grip and refer to Brown as ‘you’, when he should be addressing him only through the chair. That is only in the third person and never in the second.
Who gives a flying fuck about what he or she said. It really doe not matter anymore as no one bleives a word this government says anymore. This is a corrupt machine broken down that cannot be fixed and needs to attend the nearest breakers yard. MB you just don’t get it your labour whores and worthless scum who are dishonourable to the core. Keep your blinkers on but soon you will be sideswiped.
Syliva’s mother, you have serious anger issues, get some help.
By the way your outlook and attitude is helpful to the Labour cause, because nobody wants to be associated with bitter, bile soaked losers like you.
Froth away, froth away.
Feeble, MB, utterly feeble. If this is the best you can do then perhaps this blog isn’t for you.
Perhaps he’s not feeling himself. geddit?
The problem is feeling himself is all he can do.
MB. Bercow may find it less offensive than Gorbals Mick. Yiddish makes use of the second person plural form as the polite form for both singular and plural. In the second person plural form איר there is therefore no distinction between formal and informal forms.
Guido, I’m really sorry to seem unkind, but Monday morning is becoming the “oh not again…(groan)…” day.
I guess they are good mates and all that but… (groan)…..
Really sorry…..:(
We have told some real porkies this morning, well you remember “British jobs for British Workers” well now we are offering “British council houses for Britsh Citizens” – get in Simples?
Another great headline after I phoned all those nice editors and they printed it all for me!
I am clever aren’t I?
Shit toons!
Tit hoons !
No wonder Mandy is one of the badly bent I doubt he can lie straight in bed!
worst yet.
That’s some achievement!
Justin Cartwright was on Start the Week this morning to discuss his new novel and Andrew Marr made the following observation about the book’s main character, an ageing TV news presenter: “He does become a bit of a sort of sad old trendy in some respects…”
Funnily enough, there was real-life ageing TV news presenter in the Mail on Sunday looking like a “sad old trendy” at Glastonbury.
Having a bad day today, and we’re running out of lies,we’re all round the table at the moment, all of us, you know testicals,mcbrune, lord upyurbum, (that nice man who does all our finances, darling of a man, wanted to join us but he’s lies are just not viscious enough and in any case he won’t be doing it much longer).
Lies, please we need more lies, can you help?
the man who steals other peoples names.
Had no success trying to post this comment on Labourlist
“Labour economic policy reminds me of the roulette gambler in Monte Carlo texting his backers in the u.k——
SYSTEM GREAT—– SEND MORE MONEY.”
The site administrator seems to be a bit sensitive about a mere accurate analogy.
SEND MORE MONEY.
You are a leech. Like the government you support.
I don’t need to. I put my efforts in to praying for the independence of Scotland. Then you’ll all have to finance yourselves.
Scotland could not finance a piss up in a brewery.
“Gordon Brown is to unveil his long awaited “vision” for the future…”
Source BBC 09:17 GMT, Monday, 29 June 2009
FYC
I’m not Guido
CNUT!
Don’t ya just love the way Gordon the Moron pays homage to the Speaker’s request last week to submit policy to Parliament before the media???Maybe he thinks he’s above all mortals….????
I’d love to listen to it but I have an urgent appointment watching emulsion dry on my Lounge wall.
Cameron just offered to give up one of their two opposition days says that second reading of post office bill can take place which should please Peter although he noted it might not fit with Norwich by-election (501 now)
Sky are running the whole of DC’s press conference. I think they were a little embarassed at covering the whole of Liebour’s “Love-In” the day after the elections the other week…
He’s being very honest about the need for public spending reductions, also comitted to a Strategic Defence Review if they were elected and described a “Thread of Dishonesty” running through the government…
Ah bless, at least something can be relied upon.
It’s Monday therefore we get an utterly crap cartoon.
They really are poor!
A it of minor fun… Just Giving, a charity support website, has had some trouble implementing their latest site upgrade.
This comment:
http://blog.justgiving.com/2009/06/27/new-on-justgiving/update-on-the-justgiving-site-%E2%80%93-saturday-27th-june/#comment-2070
notes that:
“anytime one puts an incorrect URL in (e.g. http://www.justgiving.com/imadethisup) you get http://www.alastaircampbell.org.uk in the title bar at the top next to “Page not found”.”
and goes on to say:
“Conspiracy theorists could have a field day, but I’m assuming it’s just a random accident?”
Yay for strange happenings!
Do you know I’m a right wanker?
I thought you were a left wanker.
actually i’m ambidextrous, but I’m definitely a wanker
What you might call a proper wanker then.
Tis enough to say he supports the Labour Parteh but doesn’t share in the spoils his masters do.
I thought you were double handed due to means testing.
it does get confusing doesn’t it?
How does that square away from avoiding giving us up-to-date figures in the spending review. Surely you’re ‘postponing’ the spending review because you know the facts will be truly horrendous. But you wouldn’t care how horrendous they were if you planned to suspend elections.
Although I don’t doubt that suspending elections on some pretext is front and centre in Brown’s onging plan to save the world.
People like Balls like people like McBride. Balls wants to sneak McBride back in when people have forgotten what his ugly face looks like.
It’ll be a cold day in hell when I forget what McBride looks like.
Government, taking the jobs of their own supporters, the white working classes and giving them to immigrants, just like they do in housing. Read nelson’s article from ONS stats.
Has the penny dropped, MB?
About 12 years ago.
…..and about as truthful and objective as our government.
YOUR SPLLIN IS OAR FULL
The ONS has been politicised too. Rigged stats are pushed and publicized. Embarrassing stats are buried.
DC will be moving mountains to get the bill read because he knows the massive amount of negative headlines it will generate for the Idiot Party.
Most of us have a soft-spot for the Post Office. The little village post-offices, the fact that it only cost 30p to send a letter all the way to (fucking) Stornoway. Can’t beat that for value.
There are no end of negative headlines just lurking for the Labour Party on this. The Unions won’t like the looting of their pensions or the inevitable job losses. The voters won’t like their Post Office being fucked with.
No wonder Cameron is keen to give Brown every opportunity to bury himself even further.
If I were Cameron I would give away my Opposition day too.
There are more than a few Liebour MPs really opposed to this plan and, as you say, it would allow the use of a bigger spade for digging Gordoom’s grave – with his own party doing the digging!
And better still, put a whip in place to defeat the government. Picture the headlines…. Tories save the Post Office.
Either that or government destroys Post Office. Cemeron can’t lose.
Tee hee hee.
This is a commons vote the government will lose without the tory support that originally they were counting on. The revolt on labours benches was very clear and given the recent facts tory will turn and vote against the government hence a thumping loss. More embarrassment for GB and more stabs in the back from inside government. If you could couple this with the by-election results then it could get very iffy for Brown yet again, but more likely Greasy Gordon like Teflon Tony will weather the storm.
It’s an EU competition directive they’re attempting to comply with, so why would the Conservitudes vote in favour?
Oh yes that’s why Ken Clarke is on the front bench of the Conservitudes, shadowing Laud Manglespin.
Well done my little biyatch. Now come here while I violate you horribly and use your face as a punch-bag.
Oh, yeah, you like it when I do that. Don’t you? Don’t you, you bitch?
Who’s the daddy? Eh? Who’s the daddy?
Now go and show me how much you love me by prostituting your values and cheerleading any old fuck-witted arse-trumpet that pops into my fucked-up head.
Off you go biyatch.
The Queen and the Royal Family cost every taxpayer 69p last year.
Bloody bargain if you ask me, that’s cheaper than the pound shop.
This of course is typical of the BBC.
69p for the Royal family in their eyes is a rip off.
50p tax on phone lines to set up a wasteful internet quango is in their eyes so astute of our beloved leader.
The royals bring in a lot of revenue from tourists. Don’t knock it.
Give one piece of evidence for this nonsensical claim.
Plenty of tourists come to the UK to visit Buckingham Palace and all the other royal palaces and places of history, especially the crown jewels. My partner was in Japan a few years ago and they all wanted to visit the UK even though it was unlikely that they would actually see the Queen.
Same in Canada and Aus. Plenty of people there wanting to come over.
Given the choice of 140 quid for the Royal family or 69p for the BBC…..
69p is too much for the BBC…
Er, that’s not true. It’s a figure reached by dividing 40 million by 60 million people. It’s simply a lie, in fact. Pure propaganda from the Royals. And why is it that Prince Charles doesn’t come clean with his finances? Just what is he hiding? Here’s the correct figures
The Queen’s Civil List £12.7m
Parliamentary annuities (Prince Philip) £0.4m
Palaces and castles £15m
Travel £6.2m
Expenditure met by gov depts £4.9m
Security £100m
Duchy of Cornwall lost revenue £16m
Duchy of Lancaster lost revenue £13m
Costs to councils £10m
Unpaid tax £2m (?)
Travel and accomodation for Prince Charles £3m
Total £183.2m
That’s right. 182.3 million–and that is probably a conservative estimate. I voted for none of these people. They are unelected. That’s democracy . . .
Why is revenue on person’s private property “lost revenue”? If I rent out my flat is it lost revenue to the state? In other words HRH is living off his own income.
Security £100m nice round unsubstantiated number that.
I would imagine the security costs of our unelected government ministers is higher that that of the Royal Family.
So now you scumbags are using the Royal Family as scapegoats for your criminal incompetence. I think this strategy will seriously backfire.
You are a fool. Your comments are as stupid as the person above who thinks that the presence of the a Royal Family has any bearing on tourism. Note that no evidence has been presented: simply an idiotic anecdote.
Consider this: of the top 20 tourist attractions in the UK only one royal residence makes it: Windsor Castle at number 17 (beaten comfortably by Windsor Legoland, in at number 7). Royal residences account for less than 1% of total tourist revenue. Indeed, the success of the Tower of London (number 6 in the list) suggests that tourism would benefit if Buckingham Palace and Windsor castle were vacated by the Windsor family.
It is lost revenue because it is lost to the state. It isn’t his and never was his. Neither are the so-called properties of the Queen hers. It is the property of the country and can be claimed back at any time as the government could do.
There are fifteen working royals according to the official monarchy website. That means we pay about £12m a year for each one.
The total bill for parliamentary salaries and expenses is approximately £155m. Add other costs of running the House of Commons and it’s near £365m. With 646 MPs that makes them cheap by comparison with the Royals, at just £565K each.
There’s a little evidence for you. But, then again, to hoons like you, evidence means nothing. Get a grip on reality. In terms of troughing, the Royals make MP’s look like amateurs.
And, for what it is worth, I don’t support Labour or Liberal or anyone else. I support democracy, which is impossible when unelected people are allowed to remain in such powerful and expensive positions. 69p per person my arse.
Apparently, Tony Bliar has always had security, (paid for by us) since leaving No.10.
There are around 140 policemen who “guard” the House of Commons. That’s a ratio of just under 5 MP’s to every copper. The number of police is greatly reduced in our cities and towns, so why do they need so many? It must be costing us all a fortune.
How many other MP’s need this sort of security – and how many officers have been taken away from much more important duties to guard them? …and, more to the point – what’s it costing us?
So it’s £3.00 per head by your adjusted figures. Half a packet of fags, a pint of beer or a trio of lottery tickets.
You wish to abolish or, at least, reduce this amount substantially?
Then put it your plans to the vote, either as part of your manifesto or as a subsidiary question to a Lisbon Treaty referendum.
You’ll get your answer quick enough. No need for further debate.
That’s the stuff we know about. Prince Charles doesn’t seem too forthcoming on his expenses, however. There’s plenty more that we don’t know about, that’s for sure.
Interesting that, apparently, “there is no need for debate . . .” Is that because “everyone knows” that the Royal family bring in tourism etc? I have had no opportunity to vote for these people who have been imposed upon me.
And, by the way, there might be a moral argument against these types too.
There may be many intellectually or morally sound arguments against “these people”. Your Republican convictions are probably well thought through and sincere. That is not the issue.
The fact is that there is no substantive political or public will to abolish the monarchy. Complaining is just howling in the wind.
New Labour education, education, education. Tony Bliar
Poor Damian McBride suffers from Fazackerley’s Syndrome. His face is fazackerley like his arse.
Dear Guido, I feel a little guilty about criticising Rich & Mark’s but to quote Dr. Johnson. “You may scold a carpenter who has made you a bad table, though you cannot make a table. It is not your trade to make tables.”
Please find someone whose trade it is.
Shortly to get more pledges then, the results of another communal session of glue sniffing by the Cabinet……I have a vision, its the future; Operation Glade, smells like flowers in Springtime.
unemployment benefit.
How does McBride handle Balls?
Typical Labour supporter. Resorts to name-calling.
Apparently the Treasury civil servants get 2 days off this week – for Sportsday and an Awayday – obviously things aren’t that bad.
All courtesy of the taxpayer, of course.
Obviously celebrating the cancellation of the spending review – they’re now probably twiddling their thumbs for most of the next few months, most likely until the election…
we can only hope lad
dont think so lad
o/t australia 39-5 come on england
Harman’s Pride has been missing for ages and I don’t notice too many tears around here.
harman pride turns up on live chat at pmqs
fookin great 42-6 come on england
i was thinking shelving post office plans might mean a october election ?
97/9 now, can we get them all out for less than a ton?
Here is a bit of Labour honesty, courtesy of the Times and Dizzy Thinks.
A Labour Minister says,
“We don’t care if the commentators or the economists turn against us… This is all about shoring up the base in the northern heart-lands, which we lost in the European elections. We don’t want or need them to understand the nuance of the argument. We just want them to hate the Tories again.”
Oh boy have I got news for you.
Harman’s bill is a straightforward attack on white working class males, i.e. the core labour vote.
The electorate will be told in terms they can understand, of what that bill means and how each Labour MP voted on it.
If you think the EU elections were as bad as things can get, you have a very nasty surprise waiting for you. You will lose the whole of your core vote to the nasty party.
Why was Barnsley, formerly Labour to the core, such a big supporter of the nasty party? What will Harman’s bill do to your vote in Barnsley and similar areas?
they think we are fools
I think Moley was referring to the BNP. Please correct me if I’m wrong.
I reported Harridan Harmsman for hate crime against white males last week. The police told me that insrtead i should report her to the commissioner for parliamentary standards. So Tomorrow I will do just that.Please fellow defenders of liberty do the same.
Do you know I havn’t been feeling myself lately? I’ve not been coming up to speed.
‘Coming up to seed’ did you say?
Wouldn’t it be fan-fucking-tastic if the Labour vermin elected Balls as their Fuhrer.
Could they be cunning enough to elect someone even more ghastly than lying, bullying, hate filled, brooding, inadequate, spendaholic, smearing, misogynist, mendacious, mental McDoom?
Fooking delicious
mandy ?
as long as there have a mandate the will of the people will decide
Bad form on telly over t’ weekend Andrew lad. Lookin at war graves wi’ your ‘ands in tha’ pockets. Tha’d not get far in t’ Barnsley and District like that.
be fair lad i did score 93 runs other night and took 2 wickets
Abroad, hopefully.
I went to scotland once, it was closed.
About 15 years ago I was in Stornoway for a wedding. I saw with my own eyes the childrens swings in the public park chained up on a Sunday.
And this is the kind of ‘moral compass’ we are told that our imbecile PM claims to be proud to own.
And the cloth over the TV and all the bars closed yet somehow the hypocrites would be sozzled by mid afternoon.
Actually we were staying at a hotel so we had special dispensation from God to buy booze and food. We were as fucked up as wooden watches too.
i don’t understand why so many people are using my name?
Fuck off ya piece of shit yourself
and then there were 5
No, 6
fuck off its definitely 7
For full economic recovery all the UK needs is to follow Reganomics – its a simple 4 point plan – On all four key points it happens to be the exact opposite of what Gordon Brown has been up to for the past 12 years or so which is, of course, why we have our present economic shit-storm.
Reaganomics had four main policy objectives:
“(1) reduce the growth of government spending,
(2) reduce the marginal tax rates on income from both labor and capital,
(3) reduce regulation, and
(4) reduce inflation by controlling the growth of the money supply”
The goal of these objectives was to increase savings, investment, and economic growth. Balancing the budget, restoring healthy financial markets, and reducing inflation and interest rates were also key.
Maggie was, of course, on to it as well.
Why can’t Socialists understand the need? and why are Conservatives afraid to spell it out?
Deregulate the mortgage market.
Regulating it did a power of good, didn’t it!
Redwood called for tougher control of banks’ capital reserves.
‘Cos the media are socialists and don’t understand. Therefore, any Tory politician stating the bleeding obvious is slated in the mainstream press.
Next.
What piece of shit is posting under my name.
Adam here, stop making comments about my weight. My missus loves those love handles.
The OECD has just said that UK gross debt will reach 90% of gross domestic product by 2010!
Carrying on spending labour.
No very much being said in the media about this and this is the big story.
Sharia law might though.
Fucking Muslims.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/religion/5675166/At-least-85-sharia-courts-operating-in-Britain-says-Civitas-report.html
Happy in your blissful state of silence Guido?
Great, we can kick out all the Joo bhoys then
An eye for an eye.
At least Nelson does a job of work. Runnung a blog is an insult to the idea of industry. Post a new thread twice a day, and get paid for having idiots look at your advertising.
That’s it my little biyatch. Come here..
Now, what is this I hear about you wearing make-up while I’m at work you little tramp..? [thump]
Parading yourself about like a harlot [thump, whack]
Look what you’ve done now you fucking bitch, my knuckles are bleeding [thump, thump, whack, whack, whack].
You fucking bitch you’re giving me a hard-on you little cock-tease, don’t think that will save you [thump, thump, whack]
Oh God, take off your knickers and turn round you little tramp [Uh, uh, uh.... ]
Now suck all that off you dirty cow and clean yourself up. You’re a fucking embarrasment.
Now get out there and tell everybody how fantastic I am – and send in Darling, I want a word with him…
Your anti gay naziphobic comments sicken me!
Here is a link to an excellent Telegraph article about Labour dressing itself up in clothes woven from Tory policy in the vain hope of getting re-elected.
It is about abandoning the target culture in favour of local decision making.
But how can they be sure that their policy will be implemented without targets to monitor it?
What will their core “hate the Tories” vote make of the Labour Party implementing Tory policies?
If Tory policies are the future, and Labour policies have failed, wouldn’t it be better to have a Tory Government?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/columnists/philipjohnston/5681147/The-ultimate-turnaround-from-Labour-the-dying-Government.html
No, the tories cannot be trusted on Lisbon.
And of course NuLiebour can?
No, they can all go hang. Shuffle things up a bit.
Vote for your independent, vote for the B*N*P, vote for anything other than the current bunch of treacherous bastards.
They have become too used to expecting either one or the other to get in. The game is over.
Don’t vote Lab,Con,Lib period!
I agree.
We need a binding committment to a referendum from the Tories whatever the situation.
That will undoubtedly influence those countries which have not yet ratified to leave the dirty work to others.
Why should the EU be allowed to get away with being less democratic than Iran, without widespread protest?
Having a humorous pseudonym is childish anyway.
Why don’t we have a competition to suggest your new name?
Amount paid: £3,000
Nature of work carried out: Presenting Jazz programmes
Number of hours worked for that payment: Two days per annum (recording 4 x 30 minute programmes ).
Name and address of organisation/company: BBC Radio Four
That is £50 a minute almost almost twice the average daily wage. For what? So that Ken can waffle about his hobby, that’s what!!!
DO NOT pay you licence fee, they only throw the money away.
This may come as a surprise to you. It takes a lot longer to record a 30 minute programme than 30 minutes.
Does it take a 90 minutes to film a movie?
This may come as a surpise to yo but if the records last 4 mins and Ken talks for 30 secs before each record then over 30 mins he speaks for about 6 mins, so his 3 grand is for just 24 minutes work.
Bernie Ecclestone donated £1m to the Labour party (government) so that the F1 could continue to advertise cigarettes. They took it, and he got his way but they had to return it to Ecclestone later.
Remember the Hinduja brothers and the passports?
Remember Lord Levy and the Cash for Peerages?
Morals? Don’t make me laugh. This government are head and shoulders above anyone else for immoral practice.
Don’t forget cash to change/influence law by Labour lords.
I just wish Ed Balls would do the job he is asigned to do which at the top of his list should be the reform of the social services esp in the wake of Baby Peter, Victoria Climbe and Khyra Ishaq! trouble is like so many others he is just trying to make a name for himself, trouble is it probably isn’t the name he had in mind!!
Balls has all the charisma of Jabba the Hutt. He’s reached his career pinacle and is about to embark on a long slippery slide downhill.
Ooooh. Let’s hope so. I also hope I’m still in the country to see it.
Let’s hope we still have a country after this tub of lard has finished with it.
I’m leaving the country asap, but as I’m only one of thousands of taxpayers leaving the UK I probably won’t be missed.
You called?
There’s always a better scapegoat further down the chain to take the blame for Balls.
You insolent fucking bitch [whack, smack, thump, thump etc..etc.......]
{much later}
Now suck the shit off that and tidy yourself up you cock-teasing bitch and go and tell everybody what a fantastic person I am.
Could you step into my office one moment..?
You fucking bitch. You fucking, fucking cock-teasing bitch. I saw you looking at Bercow, get your fucking knickers off now. I said NOW [whack, thump, whackety, thump uh uh uh uh ..etc etc...]
Now, suck the shit off that, tidy yourself up and get out there and tell everybody how fantastic I am…
Thank You Mr Brown
The sad bugger is desperate for attention.
The Organisation for Economic Co-Operation and Development (OECD) has called for “more explicit” spending cuts to tackle the UK’s soaring debt.
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Business/OECD-Calls-On-Governmnet-For-More-Cuts-On-Spending-To-Solve-Debt-And-Deficit-Problem/Article/200906415322993?lpos=Business_First_Buisness_Article_Teaser_Region_1&lid=ARTICLE_15322993_OECD_Calls_On_Governmnet_For_More_Cuts_On_Spending_To_Solve_Debt_And_Deficit_Problem
Brown’s homework has been marked.
FAIL.
See me.
British LIONS? Fucking southern British tutu wearing nancy boys more like. Eye gouging? I could tell you something about that.
He can’t help it, the thick gobby jock twat, never get upset with small children and IDIOTS!!…….. JUST IGNORE they go away.. stupid boy… or is it a girl?? seems wired up that way, totaly impossible to reason with!
Take that you bitch. And that. [Whack, thump, thump, splat,....]
I bet you didn’t imagine when you were head of the Labour students guild at university that you’d be apologising for a Labour government that doubled income tax on the poor did you? Does it make you feel dirty? It does, doesn’t it? But you like it don’t you you dirty bitch… [Whack, thump, thump, splat, etc etc]
Bend over…. [Uh uh uh uh ...etc...etc...]
Now, suck the shit off that, tidy yourself up and get out there and tell everybody how fantastic I am.
Knock yourself out.
OT.
It appears Cameron has suggested there is a ‘thread of dishonesty’ running through the government.
I’d say it was less of a thread and more an entire fucking uniform of dishonesty goose-stepping through the government.
There is a thread of Government running through the lies and dishonesty, but it is very hard to find.
Hahahahahahaha!!!!
Very good.
Or to put it another way
If you pulled on this dishonest thread all you would be left with when you pulled it all out would be the Washing instructions tab which would read,
100% natural products, contains 90% acrylic, 80% smoke and mirrors, 0.01% substance. Spun to the finest quality. Warning May contain nuts.
Made in Zimbabwe under license from GB
It’s a pleasure.
Good too of Brown to get up every single budget day and give us his little ‘joke’ about freezing tax on the Scots favourite drop of wifebeater.
Of course the appalling alcoholism rates, obesity rates, heart disease rates and longevity rates equalled only by Zimbabwe are entirely the fault of the tories and Margaret Thatcher in particular.
Vote Labour. Because you’re fucking plankton.
Not forgetting George Bush and Barry Obuma.
You make no sense.
thats why gordon is gonna get railroaded at the next election cos he doesnt even have half a brain to see it coming. Lying brooon, why work when we can tax the people that do and pass it on to the scots
457 he or she isn’t as that good, something between bacteria and rock, nearer rock!!
I bet he is a nasty little short ass jock with a pea brain, and enormous gob, often visiting porn sites to jerk off when he’s not writing infantile crap on this blog.
It’ll make a change for you then – you’ve been done by all Nu Labour, ya know what i’m sayin – innit! (English as taught by New Labour)
S’cuse me? This ‘vision’? Is it being announced in the big house? Or to sympathetic journalists with a coach-load of brain-fucked imbeciles bussed in to ‘spontaneously’ cheer every idiot statement?
ask speedo he’s a scot, so like broon doesn’t really have a brain
Please watch my vision, me scottish mcbrron, testicle features, n lordupyurbum got it all together and we’re sure this time you really are gonna believe it, cos we is nice people.
All he needs now is to take a chair to the nearest beach and order the tide to go back! failing that will the nearest person just chuck the fuckin scottish twat in teh sea.
the name calling tory troll.
518 above, thus:
“There may be many intellectually or morally sound arguments against “these people”. Your Republican convictions are probably well thought through and sincere. That is not the issue.
The fact is that there is no substantive political or public will to abolish the monarchy. Complaining is just howling in the wind.”
It is interesting that you conclude that intellectually and morally sound arguments are “not the issue.” I thought that they were, oddly enough.
There is extensive evidence to suggest that change is desired. Equally, to suggest that there is no political will is also mistaken. Unfortunately, most British people are simply unaware of what is going on. They believe that the Queen is instrumental in “bringing in tourists.” Englightenment is the first step. As Boris likes to put it, “sunshine is the best disinfectant.”
Couple more before I go: Prince Andrew is seeking exemption from public knowledge of every item of travel on or under £10, 000 that he uses. Compare this to the £250 per month the MP’s did not have to declare. And, the Royals are pushing for complete FOI exemption. Something to hide? Surely not…
If there was “extensive evidence that change is necessary” and a political will for change then we would hear this on the airwaves and see it in newsprint and in party manifestos. We don’t. There is not a net vote to be gained anywhere, even in the most extreme constituencies.
So what we are left with is a tabloid-style debate. No real issues, just posturing: great for sales and enticing reader participation in comment columns and public bars. It reminds me of living in “Nuclear Free Zones” when Red Ken was King of County Hall.
I don’t disagree with your point about sunlight being a disinfectant and the need for greater transparency. But do you want this as an aid for financial audit or as a platform to promote your republican views. I rather suspect the latter.
then
So let me get this right: so if it isn’t “on the airwaves” or in “party manifestos” that means there’s no desire/will to change etc? Can you think why it may be apparently absent from those areas you mention? You seem oblivious to the notion of enlightenment mentioned in my previous post. Equally, you must be a partyite of some kind or other to rely on the empty mantra of “real issues.” At this rate you’ll be mentioning “family values” and other similar claptrap soon. There’s no “tabloid style” debate if only because the so-called reasons for maintaining unelected and expensive Royals born into priviledge are so easily knocked down. As most people in Britain are labouring under the illusion that the monarchy is still divinely ordained, or as near as possible to it, I wonder if they would be so amenable to the troughing if they only knew? The Royal family knows this, of course, and so will go to great lengths to hide their finances.
It means simply that there are no votes to be gained by proposing your views.
“Notion of enlightenment”, “partyite (sic)”, “mantra”, ” “family values” “, “unelected and expensive”, “born into priviledge (sic)”, “troughing”, “hid[ing] their finances”. This is just what I mean by “tabloid debate”.
Why is russ abott giving the Queen a brown envelope in this childrens drawing ? and why is the Queen dressed like a man ?
Is it Piers morgan with George Dawes ?
Guido has he gone? It is late now, has SP hypered itself into a m&m coma. Or will it be back in its orifice come the morning. Weird truely weird.
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