Wacko Jacko Heart Attacko
Michael Jackson died of a heart attack last night. He did some half decent political songs (They Don’t Care About Us and Earth Song) but his best stuff was disco like Billie Jean and Don’t Stop ‘Til You Get Enough. “Thriller” was the best-selling album of all time, yet he dies almost broke…
UPDATE : PMS says on behalf of Gordon Brown “Michael Jackson had millions of fans in Britain and the Prime Minister’s thoughts are with his family.”
Dave says “I know Michael Jackson’s fans in Britain and around the world will be sad today. Despite the controversies, he was a legendary entertainer. Everybody will be thinking of his family, especially his children, at this time.”
RIP MJ
I can remember when he was black.
The Penguin
and he was a kiddie fiddler
I wonder if there’ll be such an out pouring of grief when Ian Huntley dies?
Jackson dead? Good – once less nonce in the world…
Naughty, but nice! Sir Reginald
Fine delivery there lad.
“A good day to bury bad news” I believe. Keep your eyes peeled for any sneaky Labour announcements.
cheers lad see me knock on tv last night ?
Doctors don’t know whether to blame it on the sunshine, the moonlight, the good times or the boogie (ask somebody if you don’t get it!)
Another report says he was found in a children’s ward having a stroke…
Did he have a meeting with the Prime Mentalist whilst announcing the shows in London?
If so, then their could be a new medical condition, One-Eyed Fuckwit transference syndrome.
You only say that cos hes black
Who are you calling ‘black’?
Nice batting fred and a good result. The Ashes should be fun – they don’t know what’s coming.
I’d heard that he didn’t die of a heart attack, was in the Childrens Ward
having a stroke.
Athers never gave me a chance either. It was always Freddie this, Freddie that…
Get over it
come on, play the white man!
I give it half a day before Brown is offering support to the Jackson family, telling them he will be available for the funeral and can even get a royal if required.With all this Jackson mania going on we must be alert to these corrupt bastards offloading all their bad news.
Off the wall and Thriller are 2 fucking fantastic records, he went downhill after though. I hope that fucking monocular inhuman prick doesn’t offer his opinion because he knows fuck all about music or anything else for that matter…
He’s been there, done that and is now wearing a wacko Jacko T shirt, the peoples reject popsinger.
Gordon’s next task is to secure a place alongside Obama at the funeral.
Fuck! I hadn’t considered that. Obama might be at the funeral so Brown will be desperate to get an invite too.
I have to say it’s the wierdest concept in the world to me that our PM would have so little self-respect that he’d been seen scurrying around the world just to spend a few minutes in somebody elses afterglow.
Fucking wierd. Can you imagine Thatcher or Churchill prostituting themselves like that.
What a third rate government we have.
A government of arseholes and bastards and whores.
David Cameron said: “I know Michael Jackson’s fans in Britain and around the world will be sad today. Despite the controversies, he was a legendary entertainer. Everybody will be thinking of his family, especially his children, at this time.”
At least he knows who he is unlike your cretin of a leader who has never resided in this world, only his own…
Milibland got a statement out within the hour. Never made a statement on the families of potential voters when the hostahes were killed. Shows how much he cares.
Is it true that McMental recently called Jacko to wish him all the best with his London concerts?
Probably mate, Brown, unlike Jacko, has never done anything worthwhile, he’s a waste of fucking tissue…
Mr Lynch; the fact that Broon is a tosser does not excuse Dopey Dave jumping on a bandwagon. If your miniscule brain works on the basis of you are my enemies enemy therefore I will not criticise you then you are a walking advert for eugenics.
What are you talking about you fucking arsehole if you want to call me a Hunt just call me a Hunt, think about it…
I know a bandwagon when I see one!
Oh, no! Not another “Diana moment”!
Sorry Mr Lynch – forgot multisyllable words were beyond you. Off you go, back to Dick Sniffin and the Pink Panzers.
I suspect that MJ recently met our Gordon. Doomed from that Jonah moment.
Bubbles will be offered a Cabinet post as Kiddiefiddling Csar. Pay ‘em peanuts and this is what you get.
Quote of the day. Gordon Brown (moonwalking) : “I’m MAD!!”
BREAKING NEWS ! – This IS FACT !
Johna actually bought /recieved tickets yesterday for MJ concert at O2 !
Apparantly a move by Number10 spin machine to make him more of a down to earth people figure!
JOHNA IS CURSED !
The post is already filled…
Ach Ja!
Und I bet he put ze tickets on hiz Expenses!!
Triumph Acclaim!!!
Chamon mutherfucka!
http://tinyurl.com/nkjla9
If brown did have tickets maybe he should be done for murder.
Brown must know he is cursed and so getting them would have been an intentional act to try and ruin MJ – perhaps he didn’t expect him dead but he surely must have considered the risk
GORDON BROWN MURDERED MICHAEL JACKSON
he must stand down now!
Good day to bury bad news!!!!!!
It’s a good day to bury Michael Jackson to be honest.
It would be even better if Brown were being buried.
Brown buyed, Jacko died!
I had this thought as well.
he is not going to be buried or cremated. He is to be recycled as shopping bags. That way he will remain white, plastic and a danger to children…
I concur with earlier comments regarding being glad that the vile child molesting pervert is dead. One less kiddie-fiddler in the world must be a good thing. Perhaps he is helping to heal the world by not being in it any more?
The fact that Brown and Cameron expressed ANY condolences whatsoever only serves to reinforce what I already thought of them. FUCKWITS!
You´re the fuckwit….
Is it cos I is a shirtlifter?
No doubt Gordon Brown will be climbing on the bandwagon any time now.
“the people’s paedo”
Hear hear!
Who’s BAD !?
Sad.
Who’s Mad?
That will be his ars as Mandy pays respects.
Ripppppppppppp!!
Total freakshow, who cares. Now if it had been McBrown(White)…..
Is this General Sir Michael Jackson? Bet he doesn’t die as broke as I will.
Hadn’t realised he wrote songs.
Bluddy kiddy fiddler, crap singer, useless dancer and a monkey wanker. RIP Jacko? No way. Fekking good riddance you little pervert. Hope you rot in hell.
He’s History.
The one eyed Scottish fucking idiot must have sent him a have a good tour message yesterday.
He’s out of my life
I’d like to see MJ make a come back tour from this….
We keep saying that about Brown and his fucking government.
I’m sure everyone will be looking for a reason for his early death, but please, don’t blame it on the sunshine.
or the moonlight…
blame it on the boogie
blame it on the system
It started in America.
Ended there, too.
Blame it on the Americans
Blame it on Fred Goodwin.
Blame it on irresponsible bankers.
Blame it on the ‘do nothing’ Tories.
Blame it on Maggie Thatcher.
Mr 10% Man.
blame it on the tour insurance
Apparently he tripped over one of a number of pushchairs which are dotted around the Neverland ranch….. So you can blame it on the buggy.
blame it on the bogey. See it was Jonah McDoom
Julie Kirkbride is most uipset.
It was Thatcher the milk snatcher.
I’m getting on with the job…the job…getting on with the job…..getting on with the job…the job…job…job, etc
and an unrepentant pederast
This started in America.
Popstar or Pm?
Gordon didn’t wish him well did he?
Exactly my thought when I heard the news!
Nominations for the third one to follow Jackson and Farrah Fawcett?
That’s a no-brainer. by popular vote, Guido’s co-conspirators to Trolls and Hoons …..Salvator Mundi by a landslide!
The third “superstar” death has already happened. Seething Wells that giant of 1980s punk poetry died earlier this week but his death was hardly remarked upon.
Who?
So
Farewell then
Seething Wells
Poet of punk
I thought you were
A village in Dorset
Keith’s Mum says you were
Big in the 80s
But now you are about to become
Much smaller
No, really, who?
Read my article to discover who Seething Wells was.
Love the EJ THribb style poem, may I use it?
I heard on the radio that Gordon has sent Andy Murray a signed photo. No British win at wimbledon for another year then.
keep the hoon away from me before the ashes
It’s ok, the Queen sent him a letter before yesterday’s game. This seems to be the sole antidote to Brown’s toxin.
was a good knock 93runs and 2 wickets
The photo, of course, was simply there to ensure the recipient knew he sent it – cos he’d never be able to interpret writing that looks like it was written by a drunk spider holding a 10″ paintbrush.
I feel that you are angling for a comment on the parallels bewteen Jacko and the British economy in the New Labour era.
We hope that New Labour’s demise will be equally swift and that veils will no longer be imposed.
While Bonkers Brown refuses to bow down.
Gordon’s tribute to Jacko
“A Number 10 spokesman has just issued the following: “Michael Jackson had millions of fans in Britain and the Prime Minister’s thoughts are with his family.”
No word from David Cameron as yet
http://waugh.standard.co.uk/2009/06/gordons-tribute-to-jacko.html
projectile vomits
Who cares
Fuckin’ right on
Exactly, some perspective please.
I see the chav classes crying their eyes out and it makes me livid that I am funding these fuckers to sit on their fat arses doing fuck all.
Fuck off wacko.
Lad could boogie though. Fuck it – if he was a peado then they got paid top dollar and Off the Wall is up there
Off the wall is fucking brilliant mate, one of the best albums ever made…
You have just got to be a Pink Panzer with that sort of taste.
Can we assume that McSnot had bought tickets for Jackson’s concerts?
they dont pay for fuck all ! we do !
No. Charged them to expenses, maybe!
Fingers crossed he bought them on ebay for 10 times the face value.
Wonder if it was the stress of doing the 50 O2 shows
he didn’t do any !
nah he was used to it, slept in an 02 tent apparently
I thought 02 was the age of his victims ?
Actually it was a Vodafone tent.
No more Blowing Bubbles for him then.
Best put in the context of the joke, “Did you know that Michael Jackson is a West Ham fan, because he like’s the song “I’m forever blowing Bubbles”.
Off the Wall
Deafening hypocrisy everywhere, aljabeeba, the main dailies and everywhere esle (apart from Anon 8.07)
Cheap and easy content isn’t it? Plenty of citizen journalism and mentalists send in their memories of the great man.
Personally I’d rather be gang raped by dockers than listen to any of his music but there you go.
that would sound better than his music !
Minor news item slipped out on R4, major u-turn on new liebore education policy! ZanuLiebore isn’t working!
Another good day to bury bad news…
Fear not – Jacko burns in hell tortured for ever in the circle of the sodomites (see Dante for details).
Is that next to the circle where all former Popes are kept permanently 8 months pregnant (see Old Harry’s Game for details).
No, it’s next door to where all the false expense claimers are kept permanently waiting for a cheque (see Gordon’s sweeping new constitutional reform for details)
How come Uri didn’t see it coming then?
I’d put money on Uri having seen it coming more than once
he was straightening spoons at the time !
I hope you are not calling Whacko a spoon, after all that surgery.
Uri is only good at bending…. the truth.
you can only bend so many spoons ,before you have to straighten them again !
Then he should do the PR for this Government. Get them some credibility.
wonder if he can bend hoons ?
This government has enough benders in it !
Yes. Ask Julie Kirkbride – she`s devasted by the news and now wonders whether her £704 repayment is sufficicient atonement.
Anyone who dies so young is a loss to this world. I hope Brown doesn’t stick his oar in on this one…
No, the post-mortem is being done in Los Angeles.
Good point, amply illustrated by the survival into old age of such philanthropists as Hitler, Stalin and Chairman Mao.
It’s starting in America….
‘I hope Brown doesn’t stick his oar in on this one…’
Downing Street states that Sarah has no plans at present to attend the funeral
Shite, does this mean she will be propelled to no 1 this week in the top 40 on a wave of sympathy? I want LaRoux to get it with ‘Bulletproof’.
Are you 12?
No i’m not, so you shouldn’t be interested then!
And Farrah Fawcett a much better person of courage, talent and style dies within hours, after such a brave and public fight against cancer – ingnored by the headlines.
Jacko was the superior moonwalker, though.
However, he never came anywhere close to giving me the horn. Whilst Farrah…
The Penguin
oooooohhhhh yeah
Fawcett was way too skinny for the Tuscan, plus I always make it a rule never to follow Lee Majors anywhere
The bionic man’s sloppy seconds? No thanks!
Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson may have died on the same day, but other than that they were completely different.
She liked sex with Majors, while Jacko preferred minors.
When did Jonah meet the poor man?
When Michael Jackson was alive,a million years ago
He voted Liberal Democrat
And Michael Jackson ought to know
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To understand the signifigance of this posting, I think that you need to transpose every other third letter with the eighth letter following it in the Greek alphabet, and then, voila, all is clear.
What’s the betting that the New Labour Comrades were up early this morning getting ready to shovel out all the bad news that they don’t want the public to properly digest?
Shamon!
My thoughts exactly – pretty much all of Al jebeeba’s News, front page is swamped with Jacko-related ‘stories’ this morning.
A great day to wheel out some dodgy news then…
Neph
Like the hostages coming back in boxes…
He didn’t die in intensive care after a heart attack.
He died in the childrens ward, after having a stroke!
His family have agreed to have him donated to Lego to be melted down for bricks.
That way, little boys can still play with him……
He has not been this stiff since Mcauley culkin came to see him.
I’ll get my coat.
Perhaps you should do a tribute blog Huge, and somehow work in the story of Kate and the deflowering over the bonnet of your Spitfire.
Have I ever mentioned that I may have boned Mrs D, over the bonnet of my spitfire…whilst wearing one glove?
An ordinary condom would have been cheaper and possibly more effective.
Triumph Spitfire?
Holy cow, they stopped making those when Hilda was sorting out old Labour’s cockups.
The first one I bought cost £800 new!
I hope it was a string back glove:
http://www.greycar.com/product.php?product_id=deluxdriver
I’ve never said that I stole her cherry…she may have been a right go-er.
May have been?
Well was she?
Hurry up and tell. Next wank depends on this.
Mssrs voter & cheese,
Being a gentleman..I will not divulge any further details of any encounter that I may have had with the lovely Mrs D.
HOWEVER…she may enjoy a bit of deepthroat action & frottage!..& may have enjoyed finshing me off in the mouth with the johnny discarded.
(Alb)The car is probably dead now…cost me £400.00 back some decades back now. 1.3TC with O/Drive.
The top of the windscreen was great for getting a bit of ‘purchase’ on the in -stroke (the soft top would be retracted)…
ChildLine have just announced 5000 redundancies following the death of Michael Jackson…
What’s the difference between Alex Ferguson and Michael Jackson?
Ferguson will be playing Giggs this September…
Joke of the day
MacDonalds have announced a special edition ‘Jackson’ burger. It consists of 50 year old dead meat inside 8 year old buns.
Was he a gay Mutha-fucka?
can we get a picture of his cock on the net ? i’ve heard it’s less than 1 inch long !
whacko – not true, it was more like an iceberg, that is to say 9/10ths usually being buried deep in something.
I like it ! not his cock, your comment !
What colour was it: black, white, brown?
certainly brown on the end !
Did he have a hoon instead?
Gary Glitter and M Jackson both…….. well we know what they both got up to with kids….. but one sold more records; sang better songs and was not ‘normal’ by any measurement…………So that, somehow, makes it ‘O.K’?
Its all rather confusing – much like people still supporting Labour or trusting Gordon Brown and yet they still do!
It is surely beyond doubt that there are a lot of very strange people out there.
And all that from someone who climbs down chimneys into Kiddies rooms with sacks of enticements? Hypocrite!
SANTA
nly come’s once a year but when he does he empty’s his sack and fill’s your stockings !
You talking about me?
There ain’t no one else here…
“better songs”? “Rock and Roll (parts 1 and 2) are great songs which will live on long after Michael Jacskon is forgotten…
Michael Jackson vs Garry Glitter?
The basic facts come down to this. You can hear a Jacko song on the radio, but you can’t hear a Glitter song.
I have a warehouse full of Glitter stuff. One day, my friends, one day, the Leader will return.
It’s a shame the Vietnamese don’t celebrate Christmas. They could have hung the Glitter.
I think the biggest difference between the two cases is that Glitter did not have the financial means to buy the judge and jury, therefore Whilst Glitter did time inside and is accurately and legally described as a paedophile, Jackson was not convicted and therefore the media can still make headlines and sell copy to the vile fuckwits that STILL like Jacko.
Personally I am glad that the sick pervert is dead!
You wouldn’t be saying that if you’d picked up $10 million after being w@nked off in a posh mansion
Michael Jackson was very much like you Santa; you both leave boys rooms with empty sacks…
I’ve heard that Gary Glitter has offered to do the O2 concerts.
He was one of us you know…
To die broke but living the high life is perhaps optimal. He also died with his boots on – every man’s intention. RIP, Michael, but I pity all those people whose livelihoods currently depended upon him.
Idiot!
Are you also one of us?
You appear to have inadvertantly strayed here from Dale. Now Scoot.
Winton? Does he have a blog?
The people who made money from Jackson will still have the back catalogue to keep them going.
Its Supermarker Sweep
Fuck you!
Should have been termintated at Brith.
B’nai B’rith?
Shalom!
Aleichem Shalom!
Bara Brith?
“Paedophile Cheats Prison”
A Number 10 spokesman has just issued the following: “Michael Jackson had millions of fans in Britain and the Prime Minister’s thoughts are with his family.”
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear
They’d better make sure their life insurance premiums are up to date, then.
In fact the Prime Minister’s thoughts are on everything except the economy, the war in Afghanistan, parliamentary sleaze, immigration, crime and opinion polls.
well put sir !
The Economy? Nothing to worry about as we don’t have one.
Afghanistan? nothing, but praise for the troops.
Parliamentary sleaze? It’s all Thatchers’ fault
Crime? The evil MSM are making a fuss over nothing
Opinion Polls? Gordon “never reads ‘em” but pays someone with a phobia over unguided Nokias to read out the good bits. Another Labour non-job, as there aren’t any good bits.
The PM was not a fan, according to the contents of his iPod.
Arctic Monkeys and the Killers are resident bands in the bunker, apparently.
This statement should therefore be seen as a belated Cyclops Jinx.
As long as we keep him off the subject of the British Lions this is OK.
and the ashes
Indeed.
I hear he has already sent his best wishes to Andy Murray – expect an amputation.
Who was the spokesman – McBride ?
“It’s close to midnight and something evil’s lurking in the dark
Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart”
How prescient. I’ve done a short tribute post to the first King Of Pop, for whom the 26th June was a very very bad day indeed.
Ruth Kelly?
Bonus gossip: Which M.P.has a predilection for black women and having ice-cubes shoved up his arse?
Judging from their late night cuddles on the sofa I’d guess Portillo. Although the other obvious possibility is the orange MP for ‘Respect’. He has a bit of form for mixing his colours.
Not sure about the ice cubes though.
Could be any one of a hundred, dear chap.
Provides welcome relief from haemorrhoids. The ice cubes, that is.
Portillo it is then.
ZanuLiebore Troll, how long since Portillo was an MP?
My mistake. Of course Portillo, famously, is no longer an MP. We must now look forward to similar ‘shock’ results next June.
He he he.
Why does it have to be a male MP?
A Number 10 spokesman has just issued the following: “Michael Jackson had millions of fans in Britain and the Prime Minister’s thoughts are with his family.”
Of course Gordon’s thoughts are with his family …….His knows his kids are now safe
,,,,provided Cabinet meetings are held in Birmingham.
Are you suggesting that Gordon Brown fiddles with his kids?!?
Well he has ruined many a child’s future with his economic skillset.
How many minutes to go before the Prime Mentalist expresses his deepest condolences and the entire media goes totally hysterical while ZanuLabour buries some more bad news?
Four minutes ago.
Miliband comment quoted on Sky, who the fuck is he and what the fuck does he know about music, a complete fucking tool is what Milifuckingband is
Milliband is micheal jackson and bubbles’s love child !
“Friday 26th June: Small boy thinks to self that he is safe now from the scary ghostie man.”
– from the Collected Political Diaries of David “Bluebottle” Miliband, aged 13 and 3/4s
Expalins his inability to speak English then
Or splel it porprely.
I am told that death is an excellent cure for Tourettes Mr Lynch.
However Gary Glitter is still about – and he is still the leader of the gang
Died broke. Same as UK
Hopefully we’re not going to witness another a ‘Diana’.
Half the people on the news disturbingly insist on referring to him in the present tense.
Thankfully he died in the US so there’ll be no slow cortege from the O2 to Biggin Hill before his tastefully understated casket gets loaded into a 747 for a trip over the Atlantic.
Don’t get Brown thinking though. A national period of mourning over some much-loved public figure would be just the job to distract us from the utterly fucked up state of the economy. If I was Queenie I’d be shoving extra flak-jackets down my dress.
A 747 wouldn’t do it . The USAF would have to cough up a C 5 Galaxy.
NO you could send it by air france !
Concorde?
For that Red Arrow send off. Only bigger.
Ant thankfully his sister, LaToya won’t stand up at the funeral ceremony and insist that his kids are hers and she will not tolerate interference from their surviving parent !
Farrah Fawcett also died yesterday… completely overshadowed by the paedo of pop’s death…
It’ll be like Mother Teresa/Princess Diana all over again.
Mother Teresa isn’t really dead. They just faked her death on that day so that nobody would bother digging into the story.
She went back to Albania and is living out her retirement hunting boar and drinking home-brewed cognac.
And the disgusting sexual deviant has merely retired to Dubai
I’m not going to watch normal tv channels for the next few days for precisely that reason. I’m just going to watch movies instead. I couldn’t bear to see the same kind of media-created brainwashing that happened with Diana; I didn’t get swept along with the mass hysteria that the media created over Diana, but it did make me really fucking angry that the media were doing it, and if I hear the same thing happening again I’ll kick my telly to pieces in anger/disgust and I can’t afford to buy a new one just yet so I’m not going to watch the news etc.
The normal reaction to a famous person dying who you never personally knew would either be:
1) “that’s a shame; they were quite nice. ho hum. on with daily life.”
or
2) “no great loss; they were a twat. ho hum. on with daily life.”
The media try to twist that normal/natural reaction by techniques that are no different to the kind of brainwashing techniques that despots use. I’ll have no part of it thank you.
My reaction was “that’s a shame; it means we’ll never know what kind of new music he might have ended up writing later on. ho hum. on with daily life”
It’s gonna be a proper fuckin’ circus mate, they were calling him rotten last week!
I think like Hendrix that he was one of those people that was not liked until he was brown bread…
He’ll certainly be rotten in a couple of weeks!
Hear, hear! Well said.
Well said Anon, BBC and Sky news have been running nothing else all day.
Let’s hope the funeral is sooner rather than later, so that all the sanctamonious media whores can go back to bed and have a wank
What’s the difference between Alex Fergusson and Michael Jackson?
Fergie will still be playing Giggs in August.
Respect!!
It’s a damn good job he didn’t do all those concerts .it could have been very bad for his health !
So will the Jackson 4…
Michael Jackson is in better health?
Since MJ is 99.9% plastic he won’t be cremated but melted down into lego bricks so that kids can still play with him.
Please let Gordon say a few words to the Nation at this sad time – the people need to know the Great Leader understands our pain.
Then wecan stick in on YouTube and have a good old larf.
Lets see what news this scumbag government tries to bury in the next few days
EXACTLY!
Wall to wall Jacko on AlJabeeba and ITV……for goodness sake meedja, get a grip.
Verily another “good day to bury bad news”…I intend to focus my attention, as always, on what’s NOT making – or being ‘made’ into – headlines.
Al-Beeb had half an hour of “news” on the World Service showing nothing but the outside of the L.A. Medical Centre, or whatever the fuck it’s called!
“Michael Jackson had millions of fans in Britain and the Prime Minister’s thoughts are with his family.”
Does the useless fraud do any actual work at all, other than lying to teenagers, appearing in soft interviews, phoning celebrities, or thinking about dead paedophiles?
If his (GB’s) thoughts are with Jacko’s family GOD HELP THEM.
Phoning about Susan Boyle but not about the hostages.
Concerned about a foreign celebrity but not the local economy.
Says everything you want to know about this useless creep of a PM.
So some black fag dies!
Whats the big deal…
He would take great offence at that statement. He was white.
So what?
I do hope that Michael’s affairs are in order and that his estate is settled very quickly – I wouldn’t want his young son to be left hanging.
Michael Jackson had died. he was 50. His nose was 33
Did he have a Jackson 5?
On many occasions. He called them “sleepovers”!!
Elvis and Diana are going to the funeral
I feel so sorry for him, all so sudden, and a couple of days before he was due to go on a vacation to Florida. Off to Tampa with the kids.
When did Michael Jackson
Become an Anglo-Saxon?
Look, it was a face whitening disease… alright?
Definitely wasn’t plastic surgery! Oh no no no…
and a nose narrowing and shortening disease as well !
Best take so far is by the Daily Mash. Wonderful !!
Large tent available for rent for 50 nights
Can I bring my caravan? I’ll pay for the gardener (not really, as I’ll claim it all back from the usual suckers).
margaret beckett to send 60 hanging baskets as a tribute ! we’ll pay of course !
I feel so sorry for all those people trying to sell MJ concert tickets on ebay. The bottom has rather fallen out of the market.
A few touts caught with their pants down. And there’s no comeback.
Fill your boots and buy them up. In a few years they’ll be a collectors item and harder currency than Gordon’s £
That won’t be hard. Bog Roll will be the same.
maybe they should try selling them at half price ?
How difficult things were for him from time to time, surely we can only guess at – but the people everywhere, not just here in Britain but everywhere, they kept faith with Michael, they liked him, they loved him, they regarded him as one of the people. He was the peoples prince and thats how he will stay, how he will remain in our hearts and in our memories forever.
Fuck off Gordon you are a shitty arsed politician so don’t talk about music just keep lying
But I am utterly devastated. The whole of our country, all of us, will be in a state of shock and mourning. Michael was a wonderful, warm and compassionate person who people, not just in Britain, but throughout the world, loved and will mourn as a friend. Our thoughts and prayers are with his family, in particular with the boys, and with all of the familiy bereaved in this quite appalling tragedy.
I don’t think Mike Yarwood could do Gordon better than that…
Thnks, Mate!
will this be his last “box” set ?
Too right mate, can you imagine the money Jacko’s sad death will generate, it could bankroll the entire African continent…
I think someone is taking the michael.
Another thought. How did they identify the body?
The conspiracy theory starts here.
Hope he’s not going to be cremated. All those toxic fumes from the silicon will destroy the ozone layer once and for all.
The fact that he was buried up to his nuts in Macaulay Culkin was a big clue for the doctors…
will Brown pay tribute at PMQs next week?
I bet the Hunt does, he’ll do or say anything that might “endear” him to the fucking “people” he hates…
Don’t worry, the people hate him right back again.
By blowing bubbles??
(Are animals allowed in the House??)
Michael was no respecter of underage drinking laws at Neverland: at least I assumed that was the case when I overheard someone say that Jacko like nothing more than to take kids down into the cellar there and give them a taste of his Beaune.
Wake up with the modding Guido, this isn’t that controversial, shurely, is it??
With some Languedoc to follow, if things went well. Or so I heard.
Keep watch folks. The Hunts will be up to their usual tricks.
Jo Moore will no doubt be hot footing back to No. 10 to mentor the mentalist.
Well so far, at 0400 this morning all Labour’s key schools policies were ditched:
http://newsvote.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8120152.stm
Ie, we fucked up, we were wrong, it was a shit idea and we can’t afford it…
On the upside our very own Freddie played a blinder…
http://newsvote.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/counties/8107645.stm
93 runs and 2 wickets not bad for a fat lad
Matron!!!! Extra buns for Freddie!!
The Gauniad has a story about Ed Balls’s coming announcement of changes to the centralisation of education practice, giving the money to schools rather than a private company, in order to improve standards.
Isn’t this in contradiction to Mr Squeaker’s ruling about announcements to the House first?
yes
Yes.
What do expect from a slimy f*****g c**t like me eh? eh?
Definitely, they just won’t stop the fucking bastards…
Bercow will do nothing because he is weak and unprincipled. Very embarassing
Jacko’s died despite CPR. They couldn’t Beat it
I bet there are some pretty nervous cherubs around…
Still could be worse, it could be Gary Glitter…
By Gadd you’re right.
Why on earth all this fuss over a mentally retarded nonce who lived his life in a fantasy world.
On a positive note he is going to recycle himself. He’s going to be melted down and turned onto plastic bags. He can remain white, last forever and be dangerous to children.
That’s enough about Gordon anon, can we stay on topic and turn back to the Jacko in hand….
The BBC breakfast TV had been all over this story as it gives them an excuse to get off the significant issue of their expenses.
I’m beginning to wonder if they sent a bloke with an umbrella to interview Jackson shortly before his death.
How did he pick his nose? Answer: from a catalogue.
A good day to bury BAD news!
Shummon……..awwwwhhh
Finding the contrast of veneration of Michael Jackson and the treatment of Gary Glitter rather bizarre to be honest…
Hear hear, just submitted this to the crap BBC HYS thread. Hope you don’t mind!
Glitter is a convicted kiddie fiddler.
Jacko wasn’t.
And anyway, Uri Geller hypnotised him once and asked him “do you fiddly wit de kiddly”?
Jacko said, “no I would never do that”.
So there you go.
And you believe the word of a bender FFS?
Some moron on Today was comparing him to Mozart……..
I dion’t remember the ‘Mozart Five’. Were they any good?
Mozart wrote five violin concertos. And excellent they are too.
And the concertone. If you aren’t familiar with this work BUY IT NOW!
Positively, negatively, wha?
You can find out what “comparing” means, in a book of definitions…
They are both dead
Those fuckers at the BBC must be kicking themselves they didn’t wait one more day to release their expenses – as must Dave Cammo, to be honest..
No – Thriller is the second-best selling album of all time.
Eagle’s Greatest Hits is the best selling.
Not after the weekend “Thriller” will be top given the sales that will inevitably happen.
Well,he’s checked out of Hotel California – hope he’s paid the bill…..
Eagles Greatest Hits biggest selling CD there is a difference
He appears to have been a serial child molester and ashamed of his color too.
Would that be black, mid brown, light brown, or Persil white?
There is a rumour on Sky the he dies as a result of an attempt to become day-glo orange, shot by the inventor and copyright holder, one Hain, Peter, loosely referred to as a a politician.
Personally I doubt if this is a spoof, the give away being the bit about Hain being a politician.
When Farrah Fawcett arrived at heaven, God granted her one wish. She wished for all the children to be safe, so God killed Michael Jackson
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Michael Jacksons family have been asked what colour coffin they want him buried in, they said it doesn’t matter if it’s black or white.
McDonald’s is bringing out a new burger …”Michael Jackson Burger”…
It has 50 yr old dead meat inside 5 yr old buns.
Sickipedia has gone into meltdown
Jacko was a sickopedia
Good stuff.
Is this readily available gag-service a bit like ‘The Telegraph’ where all the obituaries are all written and regularly updated. Then, when the inevitable happens, you’re not scratching around for half a page?
Always a pretty nifty career move…
he will become famous now he’s dead !
At least it wasn’t swine flu, and is at rest.
I’ve got a ticket for the O2 Dome next month. Does this mean he’s not coming after all? Puzzled.
Yes, he’s still coming…. just won’t be live
His only coming if there is a second coming.
He was never coming in the first place. Michael Jackson was never going to perform at the O2 even if he had not died.
Agreed!
There was no way he could perform and it would have killed him not to be able to – very sad end.
You are stuffed,like him
It must have taken about 30 seconds before they started –
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Michael Jackson was taken unwell this evening, reports say. It was later confirmed that he died, the hospital said “We thought he might Beat It”
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It doesn’t really matter if he’s black or white, cause he is cold and blue now……
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Just wondering what happened to him,
Will they blame it on the sunshine,
Wil they blame it on the moon light,
Will they blame it on the good times,
Or wil they blame it on the boogie?
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Reports are coming in that he may have died of food poisoning. It seems he was fond of eating 12 year old nuts
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Michael Jackson has had to cancel his upcoming London dates, they were with James aged 11 and Tom aged 12
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Micheal Jackson put in his will that he wants to have his ashes put into a doll so the children can play with him for a change
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New album with remixes including “heart…. beat it, just beat it…..”, “don’t matter if youre dead or blue”, “you know im dead im dead you know it” and new single “achy breaky heart”
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You couldnt make it up, Elton John after being told at a black tie function tonight of michael jacksons death decided to play in memory of michael “don’t let the sun go down on me”
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http://www.ismichaeljacksonalive.com/
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What’s the difference between Sir Alex Ferguson and Michael Jackson? Sir Alex will still be playing Giggs next season.
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rumour has it he didnt die of a heart attack, but was visiting a childrens hospital and had a stroke…….
You have a sad life Anon and far to much typing time. You need to get out more often.
Elton JOHN to sing at funeral : candle in the ring ?
V good
Just occoured to me that Michael Jackson hasn’t been this stiff since he had Macaulay Culkin over
naughty but nice !
“A sad loss for all us Pedo’s”
G.G
Just a young boy stuck in a man’s body…
At least, that’s what he was charged with…
Just listening to the radio on the way back from school
Was rather disturbed to hear a distraught michael jackson fan saying
“I can’t believe he’s died. I thought he was immortal.”!
And I shall be absolutely disgusted if gordon jumps on the bandwagon and starts issuing statements of grief – but I’ll bet he does.
All the same mj did leave some good music.
Nobody would take your bet, because he just has!
As a tribute, maybe someone can take Gordon’s creepy YouTube video and mix Billie Jean into it?
Gordon does appear to do a sort of sideways moonwalk in that infamous video afterall.
Be on watch today it will be a good day to bury bad news. This government will use the meejah obsession with MJ.
It is being reported in LA that MJ has not been this stiff since Macauley Culkin stayed overnight at neverland
It’s now a very good day to get out anything we want to bury.
You could start with that Michael Jackson love. He’s stinking the place up.
I think you are all cruel bastards – Jacko is proven innocent and can no longer defend his position – just like Gordon!
He’s gone pal, for him the circus is over, for us it has only just begun…
They both spent a fortune buying off the evidence.
They Don’t Care About Us was released in 1996 one year before tony B Lir’s election. Don’t say you weren’t warned.
‘Key Schools Policy to be Ditched’..
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8120152.stm
Didn’t take them long to get out of the traps once Jacko bit the dust…
Strangely appropriate that Ed Balls and the Kids’ Department is involved.
You know something mate, they are just politicians, they don’t know fuck all about life or death and care even less…
As the world’s attention is diverted by the timely death of Michael Jackson The Queen swears in the New Prime Minister
Michael Jackson was an overrated freak who sang like a little girl. If just one of the allegations about him and children was true, then he should have been in prison. Superstar? Supercreep, more like.
Just when he was about to pass the beandpeas entry criteria.
Halaluya the man who saved the world has died,errmm he was a singer with a couple of dance moves,get over it.
The more imoprtant thing is what have these b*stards put out while the media is going into raptiure’s over the death some singer,death is the only garantee we have in life, we will all die sometime in our lives.
I am inspired by his reported last words – “OW!”
his greatest contribution was to give ‘weird Al Yankovic’ a platform on which he could create his seminal work ‘Eat It!’ – a paean to parents everywhere trying to make their children eat
I have it on good authority that Brown has been perfecting his ‘moon walk’ and will use it at the funeral to impress the world.
Don’t you mean his hoonwalk?
to really perfect his moonwalk McMental needs to go to the moon – and stay there
Did he die…?
and the commemorative stuff is on ebay already!
http://eb.am/michael%20jackson%20commemorative
how much are they asking for his nose
Are they really flying Jacko’s body to the UK for a State Funeral ? I know Brown needs an Event besides Sings of Praise for the nation to rally round him but competing with Obama for the Jackson corpse is truly macabre.
Glad the fucking peodophille Bastard is dead,one less child abusing scum of the earth.
Freddie will have something to say about your pedalophile hang-ups.
actully i agree, fuckin peodos should be shot up the arse
and what about your well-known peadlos, Fredddie?
Superb stroke sir, and spot-on timing to reach the boundary. I say our Fred for the next PM. Just got to dismiss this bloody fairwith one to his ribs.
Top Jacko Joke already:
“Reports of Michael Jackson having a heart attack are INCORRECT!
He has been found in the childrens ward having a STROKE!”
Brilliant
Who doesn’t read the thread, then? That the third time that ‘joke’ has been on it.
It’s Bubbles I feel sorry for. Who the fuck will take him for walks now?
What’s the Beeb up to?
Last week’s Question Time panel was drawn entirely from the Political Left of Centre and this week the audience was completely White Anglo-Saxon. Not a black, brown or any other colour face in sight.
Was it perhaps filmed in Scotland or Northern Ireland?
Newquay
There’s your answer then.
Me and the missus always like a bit of Newquay on a Friday night.
Shocking – an audience made up of indigenous English people. Whatever next!
But it was quite noticable.
Didn’t used to be. We all used to look like that.
I think you’ll find alot of Corns don’t consider themselves English and are certainly not Anglo Saxon, they didn’t really get beyond the Tamar. They are also quietly proud of the lack of ‘enrichment’ they have enjoyed.
Indigenous English, my bollocks!!
Even the whitey English are dolly mixture mongrels most of whom arrived here in the last few centuries, from the slums of Europe and Russia.
That’s why you’re a bunch of animalistic slobbering moron Hunts and the native Britons hate you every bit as much as all the other blow ins.
Fuck off home, English Hunt!
Thanks for that contribution from our Scottish correspondent, Rory McPhlegm, and now back to the studio in London…
Socialist scum not wanted here, what happened to your beloved USSR?
Where’s Andropov, Breshnev, Che Guevara?
Aren’t the SCOTCH sort of made up of Picts, Anglo-Saxons (Kingdom of Northumbria stretched up past Edinburgh, or Edwinsburg as it was originally called) and later, Celts from Ireland (the Scotii), and the Vikings?
No. We’re a breed apart. A special race. Nobody like us. We’re fucking special we are. Aye. Special. It’s youse English bastards have kept us in poverty this last hundreds of years. Aye.
I fucking hate youse English bastards. And so does my da’. And so does my granda’. And my kids. They fuckin’ hate youse too so they do.
We’re fucking special we are. Whas like us? Alba gu brath!!!
Great reason to move to the SW then.
Yeah, but they get everywhere these days.
At one point I thought that the audience was going to storm the stage, pitchforks aloft……
You could,nt make it up…
Reminded me of pre-NuLab Britain!
We have had Obama Beach – wait for Jackson Walk in the next speech from the man they call doomed.
As soon as Gordon notice Michael had stopped breathing like a hero from classical mythology he leapt to Michael’s aid and expertly gave him CPR. Unfortunately despite all Gordon’s herculean effort Michael was unable to be revived but this certainly wasn’t down to Gordon’s godlike efforts.
Micheal Jackson sleeps with the monkeys.
He was a monkey, FOOL!
Anyway. That’s the theme for the Friday photo competition squared away.
Is he biodegradable ? Just wondering…
let’s see him do a come back from this one !
Michael Jackson was a fine soldier and leader of men and he always spoke his mind about military matters.
Not a lot of people know that.
“My name is: Michael Jackson”
You refer to the useful Mike Jackson the one who earned the strips on his sleves ?
Radio 5 just reported that Gordon Brown has phoned Obama to offer his “deepest condolences” for the death of Michael Jackson.
Brown doesn’t phone the families of the five Iraq hostages or the families of bereaved soldiers to offer condolences.
The repulsive piece of shit!
That’s an insult to repulsive pieces of shit
Thats the jackson family dead then
Fucking hell that will please Obama…NOT
It’s 5 in the morning Stateside, what a god awful way to be woken up with Mc Snot on the phone pleading for a seat next to him at wacko’s funeral.
Any excuse to slobber over Obama.
It is a measure of the ghastly Gordon that he does this sort of shite. Wasn’t the now legendary ‘Obama Beach’ moment enough????
What a sad pile of crud.
It’s not the event that is dreadful, but the aftermath, all these fucking wankers jumping on a bandwagon to make themselves look good, eh lads…
Is Brown apologising?
Anyway, will he be going to the funeral? I do hope so. It’ll be good for a laugh
what a pathetic faggot brown is……….he swoons overobama like sebastian in little britain…….
ffs! the sooner he is in broadmoor the better!!!!!!!
Only a McMental twat would fly 5000miles to gatecrash a funeral !
fuck me half of america will drop dead now ! should have hung up on the fucking jinx !
As if Obama hasn’t got enough crazed dictators to deal with
How long will it be before those awful women who did ” Mama Mia ” cobble together a Jacko musical ?
‘ One hand under the minor’s vest’ – perhaps?
IT’already on in the west end and has been for ages it’s called thriller !
Has Brown convened a COBRA meeting to discuss this latest disaster?
Which one?
Has anyone spotted the slight resemblance between Caroline Flint and later images of Michael Jackson ??
She is at a loose end – perhaps she could fill in at the O2 ?
window dressing, salad dressing more like.
Did Brown phone LA yesterday? I think we oughta be told
Sorry here’s the pic of Michael, sorry, Caroline Flint
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/4/20090611/tuk-caroline-flint-gordon-brown-didn-t-t-dba1618.html
Lets hope she suffers the same fate when she loses her ‘safe’ seat in Donny.
When she loses her seat she can “shake her body down” how long before the centre fold in playboy?
We have Anna-Marie Galojan to appreciate first
Sad. Not very surprising. But a real talent, sadly with a messed up personal life. RIP.
Like the reaction so far of our politico-media ‘elite’. Only without the talent. And with messed up personal lives the public is required to fund… from PM to DG.
Still, the remake of the Thriller video should be interesting. And, possibly, cheaper if they don’t need make-up.
and one less fake cadaver
My father once told me that, years ago he was listening to the Home Service, and the announcer declared, “There is no news today, so we shall play some music instead”.
Fast forward five decades, to a time when his son (me) makes pains through careful tuning to ensure that there is no possibility of pop music eminating from any radio within earshot.
As the Today Prgramme came on in my bedroom at 7.30am to assault my eardrums with a medley of Jackson 5 songs, utter panic and confusion ensued.
We were then treated to half an hour of “analysis” of Jackson’s “work” (i.e. all the music and lyrics that were written by other people) from Paul Gambaccini.
While we were not invited to savour the contents of Charlotte Green’s iPod, but it is clear that the only news today is that the BBC is continuing its pitiful decline as a dumbed down broadcaster.
Will Jarvis Cocker be given another go at editing TTP?
What on earth warrants moderation in the above?
Perhaps it was considered boring.
Possibly, but not immoderate.
Guido – the Fenian pissed, As per usual
Jarvis Cocker a guy who understood what Jackson stood for.
There will a queue forming at the offices of National Enquirer etc with stories to be sold. Should be some interesting insights into the life of the ‘real Michael Jackson’
Yes, the dirt digging is going to be huge, all the stuff that was hiden will probably come right out now. As they say “you can’t defame the dead and they can’t sue you”
Sony are ‘expressing condolences’ but let us just how long it will be before the ‘box sets’ of CD’s and DVD’s start to try and bump up his numbers from 750 m sales up to the billion mark…
Shamon motherfucker owwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Uri Geller’s tribute to his ‘good friend’ last night was truly heartwarming. It took him all of 15 seconds to turn it into a plug about himself, his ‘paranormal abilities’, his skills as a hypnotist and even a graphic designer.
What a complete and utter twat.
Its reassuring that the British can see bovine faeces for what it really is.
Paranormal Abilities?
He didn’t exactly give Jacko much warning did he?
Yeah. Some pal.
He was bending something over at the crucial moment.
The warning angle hasn’t crossed Geller’s mind yet. Give it 24 hours.
was it just me or did he take a few digs at Michael while he was at it.
Yes, he has to tread a fine line between shamlessly hanging onto the coat tails of someone who actually was talented and famous, and at the same time try to distance himself from the controversy that followed Jacko around.
Now now Groucho ! Don’t you know you are just being ‘anti-semetic’..
Or is that anti-septic ?
No, just anti-bullshit
Why do the chamber dodgers accuse anyone who calls someone Jewish a ucnt an anti-Semite. Is it because THEY believe these terms mutually inclusive. I’m not prejudiced just postjudiced.
You wouild,nt think that Geller was once a Mossad agaent (Cyprus desk)
That Uri bloke is a bender. I can’t eat my dinner now without everything falling off the bloody fork and spoon. Don’t ask me for the time either – all our clocks have stopped. Spooky.
With Uri as a friend who needs enemies. He is scary.
The Bender’s a very close friend of mine.
He always gave face value.
Unlike his surgeon.
I hear his surgeon was two faced
Was his nose once in his pants? Now that’s clever!
peter never was my lover
although I did marry as cover for mother*
Sung to the melody of Billie Jean
Jacko v. Glitter?
MJ’s Birthplace: Gary, IN
Michael Jackson had the pleasure of meeting me on several occassions and he was in awe of my talent. He will sadly miss me.
Sanamaras – Please no !! Don’t mention it and put the idea in their heads…
I can see the plotline now – slightly deprived mixed race kids from the wrong side of the tracks have saved up their pennies to see Jacko at the Millennium Dome and now he won’t be coming – but the ‘show must go on’, so they decide to ‘put on a show’ in the best Cliff Richard and the Shads tradition…
Fun for all the family, real tear-jerker etc etc.
Just had a thought !
I could be cynical, (so seems like I am in the right blog then !), but how long before the concerts at the O2 are confirmed as still on – but instead they are to become a ‘Jackson 4 Commemoration/Celebration Tour ?
Otherwise, someones’ going to be losing a lot of money on merchandising, programmes etc…
Would his brothers and sisters do the concerts instead?
…call my cynical as well, but it could revive their careers too.
Simon will not let this passs him by. Susan Boyle’s going to stand in with the singing parts and Simon Cowell will do the dancing. Refunds on the way then.
Collection of “tribute” acts (there’s enough of ‘em around) all teary-eyed lip synching to the tracks he was going to use anyway ?
Yep. Look at what happened when Freddie Mercury died. George Michael fronted the band if I remember correctly.
Spear & Jackson could put on an exhibition of shovels.
Hattie and Smith (our ex-Home Sec) could be the Two Jacquis.
Brown, Darling and Joyce could be the Jocks-3
Surely we can come up with a full programme of talent……….?
I say Uri Geller for PM!
If only it were that easy. Not sure what GB is holding on with as he has no finger nails, but in The Times today, he is getting on with the job, again, oh, the record is stuck. All the plotters have gone to ground, is this good news or do they lack courage, weakness is the ranks whilst the British economy burns.
Still got money on an October election. The plotters have gone quiet – doesn’t mean that they have stopped plotting.
They’re busy digging a very big hole to bury all that bad news before MJ’s death isn’t hogging all the TV stations.
Can he actually do a post mortem? I think you have to have some sort of qualification these days.
I’m now selling white gloves. Buy one get one free – come on buy one and show your respect.
We know about jacko now but did you know
ken dodd’s dad’s dog died too?
Claim to fame, I was in the same class as Ken Dodd’s nephew 1967-72 – where are you now Dave?
I was at school with Gus O’Donnell. Different year, though.
I went to college with Adamski’s brother.
I bullied Chris Moyles at school.
I was his paper boy and never got a tip at Christmas. Just chased for using his Dad’s coal yard as a short cut. How f**king tattyhilarious!! Buck toothed twat
love Dixie
It gets worse than that Guido ( re : update )
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/music/michael-jackson/5646652/Michael-Jackson-is-dead-David-Miliband-reacts-on-Twitter.html
Especially “his children”? I think certain of “his children” will be dancing on his grave.
Probably thinking they can actually go out now without a blanket on their heads.
I’ve just bought some MJ commerative earplugs on E-Bay. Bidding started at £0.99, but deal settled at £0.02.
This will help drown out some of the massive amount of rubbish that’s going to be broadcast, along the lines of the cringe-worthy hysteria about Lady Di, over the whole weekend and next week.
Yes, expect saturation level schmaltz
I’ve got a good supply of sick bags.
i’ll be watching every minute of the funeral just incase janet flash’s one of her jugs for the lads !
So when Miliband says of Wacko
“Never has one soared so high and yet dived so low.”
What was he referring to? The mind boggles 0-0
The Government!
nah
he said soared so high so definetly not the government
I read that last night and went wtf, what is milliband on and they let this moron in charge of foreign relations.
What a fucking wanker, what the fuck does he know about highs and lows, he’s still only 12 years old the fucking prick…
Waugh reporting the Miliband twitter is a spoof:
http://waugh.standard.co.uk/2009/06/miliband-twitter-spoof-fools-lots.html
“That Milliband twat is a poof”? Can’t see anything wrong there.
It sounds like the kind of meaningless zit-inspired angst that moody teens write in their fucking diary and then cringe with embarrassment when they dig it out when they’re clearing out their mum’s house.
And this 40-something arsehole posts it to Urbi et Orbi.
A grade D fucking arsehole.
Is Millipede gittin’ down wit his baaaad self?
Soared so high and dived so low….what about Christiano Ronaldo then?
Hurray!!! More like that.
This should be the GB government’s epitaph. Far more appropriate. To think Miliband is our FS shows the state of talent we have in HOP. You could not make it up!
Haven’t you seen the video to Thriller? Jacko will be back with us as soon as there’s a full moon and, given how badly his plastic surgery has gone, it’s unlikely that anyone will notice the decomposition. Or his craving for human flesh.
Would it be lawful to cremate him considering the effects on the environment or will he need to be taken to a recycling centre, sorted into sections, some recycled, some landfill, some incinerated, some …..
While Michael Jackson grew steadily whiter, Barack Obama completed the journey from being essentially white to being black. Is there a conservation law at work here?
Yep. The law of ‘following the money’.
Chlorine or Kiwi are wonderful substances when administered on the skin!
All this ridiculous hype and nonsense over the death of a pop star, who led an extremely weird lifestyle and had, apparently, paedophile tendencies. No doubt we will have the same howelling, hysterical nonsense which greeted the death of Diana, Princess of Wales. Are there not more important problems facing both this country and the world?
The americans are bordering on hysteria.
Don’t be alarmed – that is normal behaviour for Americans..
The yanks are mental
Obama has declared a state of emergency and the next 7 days will be spent in national mourning. Then he will bomb Iran…..
bloody good bloke. buggered me senseless but a bloody good bloke.
What is less well known is the lasting friendship Michael Jackson latterly forged with Arthur Scargill.
They were apparently drawn together by their mutual desire to give miners a hand down the shaft.
Excellent.
And all my own work, too…
You’re making my arse go NUM.
Funny how Arthur Scargill can get exposure it just about anything. He will be sorely missed, or is he still alive?
Sadly, Mr Scargill is still with us:
http://www.socialist-labour-party.org.uk/
I notice that his hair, always a shredded wheat, wispy, combover sort of effort, has not deteriorated over the years. Arthur himself is, however, still a raging twat.
Why is there always a report on behalf of Brown whenever there is a ‘high profile’ bereavement !
By his political actions it is clear that he doesn’t care about anybody but himself and his own skin!
You answered your own Question
….he has a sub-Minister for Bereavements (120K + expenses) who keeps up on B,D&M in the local press and then twitters away the day.
his own bereavement is the one i’m praying for. looking forward to that announcement very much indeed.
“he doesn’t care about anybody but himself and his own skin!”
The same could be said of Michael Jackson…
Michael who?
I cant beleve it, I am gob smacked. He waz my hero. Wishing you all the best MJ.
in heaven a star awayts.
xxx
Very good. Almost authentic. Milibandesque even.
Stop using my TITLE!
King or Kink?
Shut it Kink, you nonce.
You are Derek Draper and I claim my all day sucker.
Is there any truth to the rumour that he was entertaining one of his neighbour’s children at the time and picked up the wrong glass? Can be terrible stuff, that rohipnol…
At least I’ll be playing gigs now !
Thank you one and all for your comments. Best laughs I’ve had in ages
Now, if only we could have a celebrity funeral every day …
I hear that Mandy’s boyfriend is regularly interred.
P.S. Do you think Brown thought the interviewer was talking about the other Michael Jackson?
Could be…
My chances are of a cum-back are stronger every day.
RIP Michael.
OK I person died last night, tragic, in Micheal Jacksons case he is probable in a better place away from the media spotlight at last, now can someone tell the rest of the media that people died in Iran and Afganistan and Somalia and the UK and the United states, in fact pretty much all over the world. We have a lying two faced Prime Minister and a leader of the opposition that needs more mirrors to admire himself. The BBC is above the law and wont tell us where it spends our money.
Can we please have some hard news now.
News – Sky are being asked to share their channel with rivals.
Bad boys – this is what you get if you don’t sfollow the Party dogma.
BBC – carry on as usual, please, the Party will take care of competition and funding on your behalf.
The cause of death is not yet clear. They’re not sure whether to blame it on the sunshine or to blame it on the boogie.
Don’t blame it on the sunshine,
Don’t blame it on the moonshine,
Don’t blame it on the good times,
Blame it on the buggery.
RIP Michael
That’s a great career move by Wacko. His songs will now be played again on radio, his album sales will rocket – and he will be ‘rehabilitated’ along the lines of ‘Saint Diana’.
Except Wacko will not have a memorial island – but a merchandised, theme park with commemorative rides, zoo, and entrance tickets at $10 a pop !!
The Freak Show continues…
[Have you noticed how you can't help but get more cynical as you get older ?!]
sign of the muvva-fuckin’ times
Standrad Music Industry practise – where there’s muck there’s brass.
Give some loon a crap haircut, a feed of drink, a bag of a drugs, a swimming pool and then just watch the dollars roll in.
Not sure if experience leads to cyncism, or cyncism leads to experience.
Is it because I is black?
Why do politicians have to comment on everything?
Will they comment to the media when my dog dies?
it will truly be a sad day and my heart and lungs and balls go out to the family
I guess the O2 thing is in even further doubt now …
Unless his family rally round and put on a concert in honour of MJ’s memory. Could be on the cards. There’s a lot of wonga at stake.
It’s a bummer
What did Artur Boruc and Michael Jackson have in common ?
Both wear gloves for no apparent reason.
What about his brother, Spearon? He never gets a mention.
Jacko not on it….
http://www.deathlist.net/
Nor was my cat/dog hybrid: Bonzo-Tom
Brown has annouced he’s going to give us power, as long as it doesn’t make a ha’pence of fucking difference and he remains in office.
He simply does not understand that he is the most hated bastard there has ever been and plans to rule forever…
This is the Michael Jackoff Memorial Tribute page, now F**K off!
I know but Brown has announced in the face of adversity that he is getting on with the job of tackling the recession and the death of Jacko and wants us to let him get on with the job in this difficult time
MJ was the King of Pop. Gordon is the King of Plop.
So what? Tony Blair kissed the Ring of Pope. Gave him a stiff neck mind.
That’s a (very true) catchy similarity. Here’s another: Telegraph website has the headline, “Michael Jackson: his mad spending left him broke”.
Now, just change “Michael Jackson” to “One-eyed Scottish Idiot” and “him” to “us” and.. spooky!
Michael has finally realised his dream and made the world safer for children.
Any chance of a Cum-Back?
Really good piece on this by The Chum Bucket
http://inthechumbucket.blogspot.com/2009/06/worlds-lawyers-devastated-at-michael.html
Gordon Brown has been taken ill with suspected gastro-enteritis.
A Downing Street spokesman told reporters this morning to blame it on the bogey.
Shame he is not dead
What the difference between Michael Jackson and a Tesco carrier bag.
Ones plastic and is dangerous to kids and the other is a Tesco carrier bag.
Michael Jackson – epitaph
“Good entertainer
Totally loopy
Might or might not have had a preference for young kids”
One fan said its “the end of music.” Hmmmm.
At least the TV stations haven’t stopped broadcasting as when Di died. But expect changes tonight for tributes.
Can we now get back to reality. Jackson wasn’t real, or at least large parts of him weren’t.
McDonalds are launching the McJack commemoration burger
It has 50 year old meat between 10 year old buns
LAPD searched Michael Jackson’s rented Beverly hills house to determine the cause of his death.
They found
class A drugs in his kitchen
class B drugs in his bathroom
and
class 4C in his bedroom
i love u michael and u will always be remembered for your personality and all ure many talents
love u!!!
All “manure” (soon) talents.
let him rest in peace
Amen friend
well he lived in pieces (or various component parts)
He will come the next election! Then he can go back to Scotland and teach them how not to vote nulab.
i hope he’s bio degradable !
Apparently the 911 call has MJ whispering “I just cant, I just cant, I just cant control the beat’
What is the difference between Janet Jackson and the English Cricket Team
Janet’s going home with the ashes
It’s all coming out now…
Brown proposes £60bn climate fund
what a total wanker!
The only climate he understands is the money growing on the trees, we could start to improve the climate by getting rid of this complete waste of oxygen…
Correction, this piece of filth ASPIRES to be a wanker.
Haven’t we already paid for it? Thought he and Al Gore had fixed the whole climate thingy with our money.
Can I have me uniform back now?
And me back catalog!
No.
(BONK)
Shame, Michael. I heard the B n P had been warming to you over the last few years, and were reconsidering your application for membership.
Jockeys at Newmarket this afternoon will be wearing black arm bands to mark the passing of Michael Jackson.
Jockey John Quinn who is riding White Shift in the 20:05 said “The King of Pop had riden more three year olds than anyone else”
“Michael Jackson died of a heart attack last night. He did some half decent political songs (They Don’t Care About Us and Earth Song)”
What the fuck does that mean?
I thought you were some sort of hardcore techno acid junkie according to your Wikibio?
I know music taste is subjective, but the rancid turgid “Earth Song” is hardly “Do They Owe Us A Living?” (Crass), “Repeater” (Fugazi), “Kill the Poor” (Dead Kennedys) or any other agitprop from the last 30 odd years.
GF, for fucks sake, give up being a musik jorno, fawning over a kiddy fiddler and get back to what you are best at-trashing the snouts in the trough!
Last night heard about the death of a man in his fifties, whose career had ended in failure, whose face had collapsed into a sad caricature, and who spent far too much time hanging around kids. Imagine my disappointment to learn that it was not Gordon Brown who had died, but Michael Jackson. I had to have a glass of Jesus juice to get over the shock.
I’d like to wish Michael Jackson every success in his forthcoming O2 Concerts.
He died because of a shortage of O2
Did he not want to be frozen in capsule after death?
as opposed to?……………………….before death?
Mick on a Stick?
Apparently his last word was…
…owwwwwwwwwwww.
To be fair to the lad, some of his earlier stuff was alright. Ian Brown covered Billie Jean and Thriller, so that’s a tribute of sorts.
Rumours of him doing more fiddling than a Bavarian string quartet will tarnish his reputation, however.
Obama’s going to be in a quandry. Should he go to the funeral of a man tried for paeodphilia or stay away and disappoint Gordon?
Anyone know an English media site, in addition to the Daily Wail) with green / red arrows (agree/disagree) for users comments?
What’s the diference between Michael Jackson and Alex Fergusson
Fergusson will be playing Giggs in August
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Michael Jackson’s death has been mis-reported. He actually had a stroke in the hospitals children’s ward.
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They’ve had to cancel his pre-booked holiday to Florida – apparently he was going to Tampa with the kids
Africans have the shortest life-span and lowest IQ of any humans.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/default.stm
Can you believe this?
Gordon Brown and David Cameron both say they are “saddened” by the death of pop legend Michael Jackson.
The country is going down the lavatory and they have time to simper about a pop star who will be quickly forgotten, as they all are. Must be they are after the yoof vote.
Who give a stuff about Jackson. He was a nutter whose sole object in life was to draw attention to himself by whatever means he could find.
Brown’s expressions of sympathy are nothing other than diversionary tactics to divert attention of the public away from the state of the economy. He is dishonest, dissembling and frankly, in denial about how unbelievably incompetent he is and always has been. He is a has been but if he would only realise it, he would do us all a very great favour.
Yep. The Tories should sponsor a bus full of football fans to follow him around singing ‘You’re SHIT and you know you are’ everywhere he goes. Certainly a more apposite offering than ‘Thiiiiings can only get bettttter’.
Because he is shit. And I think he has more than an inkling of how unbelievably shit he is. It must eat him up.
Good.
I’ve met some sad fucks in my time,but he was one whacked out space monkey!
Yeah a Sambo, too
Not since 1984
Which UK TV station is going to buy the rights to the funeral then ?
The Jade Goody ‘send off’ was bad enough…but you ain’t seen nothing yet !
How about Bubbles leading the cortege ?
I heard Bubble was DEAD!
popped
Our greif at losin dis fello nigga cannot be measured….
And as for the Cillitt Bang sales… who can tell.
Cum on,
cum on,
cum on
cum on
cum on
cum on
cum on..
I say…
A pop stars dead, got a complete bbc newsflash. See we have our priorties in the right place. Last one I remember was kennedy, that one changed the world
And as always “the day the world changed forever”
Stupid liberal, fornicating un-American Kennedy. The best assassination ever!
About time too, fucking freak. Shame it took this long… just 4 to go and it’ll be the Jackson 0 peace finally…
The most tasteful tribute yet to Whacko Jacko has to be from CNN which after reporting the death reminded us of Jacko at the height of his fame – by showing the Thriller video where he dances in zombie makeup.
He can do it for real now !
Its a tie tolks… both are complete Hunts and unfortunately one is still breathing… ah well live in hope!
Call in the sniper !
WHERES LEE HARVEY OSWALD WHEN YOU NEED HIM ?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8120416.stm
Gordon Brown made a tribute to Jackson who, reported the BBC, died in debt. Did he learn it from Brown or was it the other way round?
Its us that will die in debt!
Browns got his gold plated pension to sustain him.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/default.stm
Brown now proposes an annual £60 Billion climate change fund to help poor countries.
Where does the cretin think he is going to find the money. He has completely cleaned out UK taxpayers, apart from those on the public service payroll. So where will the money come from? He could let rip with the printing presses, of course, and leave the resultant problems to the next administration. Typical of Labour. They always leave office with the economy wrecked. Is there a Nobel Prize for the person who made the worst mess of an previously sound economy? He will be up there with Mugabe and the other crooks who strip out economies.
It is time for the men in white coats.
He MUST be sectioned because he is a danger to everyone in the UK.
I wish i were here now.
This is what taking drugs continually to ease the pain of rejection does to one’s mind and body – and I am not talking about Mr Jackson.
Brown MUST be on some kind of drug to even utter this total crap – we are broke,busted,flushed and incinerated and now he tries to get us to give money we never have had and never will have to countries that will only ever use it for their Dictator’s Mercedes fleet.
Lever him out of Downing St NOW – fraudster Brown.
Let’s hope Gary Glitter takes the hint.
Apparently the authorities in America say Jacko has only been this stiff once before. That was when McCauly Culkin stayed around his place.
We have lost a much loved and talented entertainer. RIP Farrah Fawcett.
here! here ! some people will do anything to grab the front pages !
With the schedules so full of tributes to the very odd Mr Jackson, why do I have to wait until 11:20pm for coverage of Neil Young from Glastonbury? Now there’s a real star and a genuine member of the awkward squad.
Indeed. The spectacle of Kirsty Wark nearly wetting herself on a Newsnight dedicated to the wacko one is particularly nauseating.
It had been said that Michael Jackson liked 28 year olds.
There were 20 of them….
rip
Right every one has an opinion there like assholes but RIP MIKE and we got some rare footage in 1982 of Him at http://www.dontknow3.com Thanks
What a load of crap. Has the West gone mad ? (rhetorical question). Its all a bit like believing Julie Kirkbride when she says she was `humbled` by the massivge support she received in her constituency for her dedicated service to the community. Only left wing extremists oppose her and she has repaid £704 towards the £3.7 million paid to her family during the past 12 years. Why does she love Michael Jackson?
We all love Michael Jackson and Julie Kirkbrde (not so kee on the husband though)
I like permatans in thongs sitting in Whitby. Its really exciting.
So it is. Whatever happened to the pictures?
I mustn`t be naughty on this traumatic day of international sadness but I`ve still got them. The Third Roundel has even more interesting ones.
Michel Jackson nd Andrew MacKay shared the same plastic surgeon.
Don`t be silly. Youv`e all got it competely wrong. Its farworse than you imagine but one day I wll stop taunting and the truth wlll out.
make it soon!!!!
I can understand that the nuclear option dmages theinnocent as well as the guilty but please devise a method of making it soon.
there is a lot of specultion and I hope the Third Roundel will not disappoint us.
I KNOW he won`t !!!!
I agree with anonymous – those of us who know, KNOW he won`t!
yes please, the sooner the better, but I can see there might be poitical reasons for dela.
I’ve been reading a few blogs/tweets where people obviously dislike him, but straight-up have no respect for him or his family during this time. People sometimes believe going against the grain combined with social media is trendy, giving them an edge. We must be careful not to use a faceless Internet as an excuse to abandon humanism, respect and dignity.
For my bit on Jackson’s death:
http://hellouniverse.wordpress.com/
I’m sure Whacko has earned more in the last 24 hours than he did in the previous five years. Sony BMG, at least, will be moonwalking all the way to the bank
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I blame the teachers for this – nobody else has so far.
He didnt die of a heart attack.
He was found in the Childrens ward, having a stroke.
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Dead pedarest- best kind!
Fuck Michael Jackson. ….. on second thoughts ….
Everytime I switch on the TV news, even after all this time, I keep getting reports about this black and white, child fiddling, freak. I am sick of hearing his name – how much longer is it to go on?