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John Higginson of the Metro explains Quantitative Easing:
“There is £100 and 100 loaves of bread costing £1 each. QE creates another £100. Each loaf now costs £2.”
DisgustedOfMitcham2 says:
Maybe if they really wanted to “decontaminate the Labour brand” with business people, they shouldn’t have totally buggered up the economy?
Just a thought.
ben bradshaw is a hoon
Nice Hair
It\’s the hair of one who really understands hard working families.
Two excellent points,
1. Cameron says everyone knows there is a recession all over Europe. He realises what he has done and stands there with his head wobbling like some toy dog in an insurance advert.
2. Osborne must have demanded to be put back on view and made a valiant effort to stop catching flies and failed to stop himself but instead added bizarre mouthing of Cameron’s feeble sound bites to his copious fly catching, hysterical.
You may go
There is a recession in Europe to say otherwise would be cloud cuckoo land. It is the extent and the amount of personal debt of the population that is overwhelming in the UK.
Correct, however the Conservitude spin to date has been that the recession has been brought on by factors unique to the UK, more of their horse manure of course and even O’Cameron can’t eat it any more.
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB124500992205413331.html
MB…this (above) is the point!
No the point is that there is a recession throughout Europe. The Conservitude spin has been to suggest that the situation in the UK is worse, which it isn’t.
Germany is suffering as much or more than the UK because of a collapse in demand for manufacture, all types of economies are being ground up by the mess.
Remember that the Wall Street Journal was the biggest cheer leader of unbridled free markets and financial ‘innovation’.
Also it is now in the same stable as comic news sources Fox News and the Sun and under the control of arch political manipultor, the venerable and aged Rupert Murdoch.
You may go
MB…The levelof peronal debt is the crucial factor on how countries will get out of the recession.
Anyway MB it is more a Lib Dem view than a Conservative view.
To say that there is a recession in Europe is stating a widely known fact. In itself it does not admit that our is worse than theirs or theirs is worse than ours.
This is Labour desperation at it most …… desperate.
They will be wiped out at the next election.
Mr Wanker, your pathetic attempts to defend this government have been noted, laughed at and rejected.
You may go.
105 @ShitForBrains
May I suggest you read Clown’s Mansion House speeches of 2006 & 7 (if the Treasury still has them online, they have pulled a lot of Brown’s speeches as posterity shows them to be utter cockwaffle). Anyway, these speeches pick out for praise both the City and “light-touch” regulation – i.e. those things the WSJ, so you say, stand for.
So your point is immediately null and void.
How much is Stupidity Allowance these days, MB? You managing to live on it?
@36 Master bater- Cameron should have pointed out that the leading authority on who is the cause of the worldwide financial crisis point at Brown:
http://online.wsj.com/article_email/SB124500992205413331-lMyQjAxMDI5NDE1NTAxMDU5Wj.html
Mc Mental got slaughtered ! he’s now curled up quivering in the corner sucking his thumb screaming 10%10%10%10%10%10%10%10%10%.
Mandelsons new soundbite was also repeated over and over we are party of the many, the torys are the party of the few ! how are they the party of the many with just 15% of the vote ? maths never was Mc Mental’s strong point !
Sorry to interject but Guido is being interviewed live on 97.3 LBC shortly. (Aka, Mr Pauuuul Stains)
Surely Pee Stains
Who would give a child such a combination?
Dear Anti-Tory kindred spirit
Ha! It appears to both of us, men of discernment and political understanding, that neither nature nor nurture were generous to ‘our Guido’.
If the rumours were true and last Friday’s caption contest picture represented him and friends then we can only be amazed that such people loaded down with flesh and coarse looks could brave the ridicule of passers-by in the street. Ha!
The most beautiful people in Britain our known to live in Scotland with our lustrous, silken orange locks of hair and hard, sinewy Celtic god bodies. Alex Salmond and the SNP leadership team being exemplary of this.
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
No Freddie, he’s rather charming.
Seconded – each week on DP, I think to myself that they have the vilest of the group of vile NuLiars. Finally, I realise that the others all pale into insignificance, Bradshaw is the biggest, slimiest one of the lot.
I used to be a lesbian tennis player.
I am
Isn’t about time that Master Baiter crawled back to his hole in Labour HQ!
147. You sure licked a lot of girls.
when asked why she would not be taking part in wimbledon the next year ? she said no point i’ve licked all those c*nts before !
i would like to express my human rights to alter your beardy student face you free loading tosser !
SKY NEWS 10PM USSHER resigned ! over her artex cielings another trougher bites the dust !
sorry 9PM !
What are the odds that Gordon Brown will fail to answer a single one of David Cameron\’s questions? Can we predict the answers Gordon Brown will give whatever the questions he is asked?
Heat is on – Gorbals is off
Broon answering a question – no chance!
He needs permission from the Ponce of Darkness to say \’Good morning\’.
dont you mean g g g goo oo d gggoodd mmmmmmormor nnniing ?
Blah blah blah….do nothing party opposite…blah blah blah…..getting on with the job….hard working families…blah blah blah….Obama\’s cock in my mouth…..blah blah blah…list of tractor stats…..blah blah blah invest in the future unlike the party opposite who will CUT public expenditure….blah blah blah…m-m-m-m-m-Mr Speaker, I have to tell him….blah blah blah…right to do so…..blah blah blah….no questions on policy….blah blah blah…for fuck\’s sake Mandelson get your hand out of my arse.
It always surprises me when people on here complain about politicians not giving straight answers. We know why, they all (with a few notable exceptions, Frank Field being one) are reading from their briefings sheets. You know the kind of sheets Guido put up on here last week. It’s called being on message.
The simple fact is that the majority of MPs can’t give a straight (un-spinified) answer, because they are all automatons. Why do people even waste their time wondering what the chances of getting straight answers will be. Wake up people, politics is just one huge game. Until it is the majority of people who control the destiny of this country by having referendums on the issues, instead of elected MPs voting for us, this kind of bullshit will continue.
This is what happens when you take away real democratic power away from the people and give it to a political class.
What on earth is the POINT of this charade? Will someone kindly flush this over-paid sewage into the Thames and have done with it all.
admit the cuts Mr 10%
When I blew four grand on an holiday I shit myself and stayed out of the pub for a bit till I’d saved up again. So what fucking part of shit I’m skint and I’d better start saving up do you lot not understand? Fucking Socialists, can’t burn them, can’t drown them either.
shoot the fackers most of them benefit scrounger anyway
Yes we can
“When I blew four grand on an holiday I shit myself and….”
Blowing four grand on a holiday is an excellent way of curing constipation
I do not appreciate being lumped together with the socialists.
I am a capitalist and a millionaire and a housing benefit scrounger.
I believe you are defaming my dodgy name by linking me with socialist benefit scroungers and you will be hearing from my solicitors in due course.
Yours sincerely,
David Cameron
Yes, admit the cuts, Mr 10%-approval-rating-Brown!
Change we can believe in.
Change we can deceive in?
I’ve written before about visual declavity and the ways in which it supports Browns arguments.
Labour’s new policies for the new Digital Age and I think they are perfect. I think they hit a few nails on the head about the direction Labour are taking our country. As Steve Jobs faced a declining market for the Apple Macintosh and Apple’s own next generation Operating System, Rhapsody, was stuck in development hell, so the Prime Minister’s vision and bringing in the best of the best are set to create the OS X of government policy. How can the Tories Windows and Liberal’s Linux compete? Answer: they can’t. You have cool, or you don’t.
wtf are you smoking?
So we should all vote Labour to be seen as “cool”? Wasn’t it NuLiar’s “Cool Britannia” that got us in this mess already?
But I’m being generous and I’ll run with your analogy.
Vote OS X, it’s cool but hideously expensive for what it is, refuses to use anyone elses innovations and the majority of the population don’t want it.
Or vote Linux, it’s cheap, cheerful, but untested and prone to confusing the hell out of the voter.
Or finally vote Windows. We know it’s flawed, but it thrives on innovation, prone to fraud, not too expensive, but despite all this it just seems to work. Oh, and it’s popular because it’s easy to understand.
Next time think your analogy through before making yourself out to be a bigger cock than you already are.
Absolutely, Charles. Gordon Brown is the one man with the vision to lead Britain out of this grave economic crisis. The others are no-marks. Let’s re-affirm our commitment to New Labour principles at this critical time.
A New Labour principle? Could be hard to find except for a limpet like hold on power.
Dear Tory
As I read your comment I thought that at last what this courageous, farsighted Mr Hardwidge had been labouring to communicate was being understood.
However your nom de plume hints otherwise that you are still mired in traditional Tory rent a mouth ignorance.
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
If you are going to be pompous and pretentious do learn to spell.
Change we can believe in. When are we going to get it here?
@Charles E. Hardwidge says: June 17, 2009 at 1:37 pm
// I’ve written before about visual declavity //
Say something once, why say it again?
I suppose once upon a time the PM actually answered questions, otherwise it wouldn’t be called PMQs.
Perhaps it’s time for a name change, but a PM change would be lots better.
In the meantime we will have to put up with the sub-prime mentalist wittering on about pig iron production going up regardless and the opposition deep frying small children for tea.
Hasn’t anyone got a 50 cal rifle and a steady hand?
Cam could ask Gorgon to get the real PM from the \”other place\” to answer questions
Tory millionaire Brian Binley has just been on the self regarding, deliciously smug, northern gobshyte, Victoria Derbyshire\’s Five Live show.
Holy fucking jesus, Mr Binley must be a McBride/Mandelson deep sleeper agent, what an utter Huhne.
If I was the bastard lovechild of Mrs Fatcher and Norman bootboy Tebbit, I wouldn\’t vote for that greedy, arrogant shit
That’s fairly heavy-duty criticism based on one radio interview. What on earth did he say to attract that invective ?
I think he was the prat that claimed 57k for a flat that was owned by his company….
Ah … right … the rant is fully justified then.
And so it\’s good-bye Mr Speaker.
Can\’t wait to hear what Nick Clegg will say
The odds of Brown saying \”10%\” are 100%.
Even the FBI are trying to block out the truth on cuts…it started in america!!!
They cut Prentiss off!
Yee – har!
Ouch
I always preferred McCabe, myself.
It’s a global recession, don’t you know.
Unemployment now above 1996 levels, what will Gordon Brown\’s excuse be?
Easy one, that. :”It’s a legacy arising out of structural imbalances from the Tory years. They’ve simply taken some time to work through.”
“It started with Thatcher”
Most of us are NEETS now, Neither employed or in education and then theres loads of people living on their savings that haven’t signed on I’d guess theres around 8 MILLION unemployed in this country easily at the moment.
There’s the extra “long term sick” that aren’t counted. Add to that all the training places. And other “not employed but not job seeking” scams and you’re not far off the mark…
It’s a global recession, you fool.
The procession of fawning toadies kissing Martin\’s arse makes me wanna puke. Hypocritical slugs were brandishing pitchforks, calling for his head 3 weeks ago.
Reminds me a bit of The Tudors on RTE last night.People fawning over Thomas Cromwell one minute,the next at his execution jeering and shouting obscenities.(the other way round though in Mcsheetmetalworkers case). People in power/close to power make me sick.
Thank God this useless t…..r has gone.His speech was puke-making.Now for the circus to elect his successor. If John Bercow, slimy Tory turncoat gets in it will be a sad day.None of the others are much good either.DP gave first four candidates a chance to put their case.Why do people of slightly darker hue always have to bang on about being an ethnic minority etc etc?We can see it.But what has that got to do with being Speaker? Don’t think any of the deputy speakers should be given a chance.DP showed a clip of our Betty shouting at both sides of the House..By God she kept them all in their place.Which is why I would like to see Widders get it.She might even decide to stay on.If caravan Beckett gets in that would also be a travesty.She’s had more comebacks than a third rate 70s band.
BECKETT is a trougher a horse trougher !
They think they’re safe now and that we have forgotten what the little shits have been up to. As Harriett says “It’s all about expenses”. They think the heat is off them.
Show me the office expenses
Why do I have to look at that \’orrible picture of Piers Moron, advertsing Burger King?
Firefox:addons Flashblock
Downloaded it but can’t get it to block it.
Any advice?
PS I do switch it off occasionally and click on a few ads, just to keep Guido in bandwidth and Guinness
try “AdBlock Plus” plugin – I’m using that and definitely haven’t seen the fat cnut
Got it working.
Thank fuck for that!
Will this hinder my viewing of PornHub?
surely it’s a spoof, like Edwina Currie’s daughter being a pop star. Expect a TV expose any time soon
The face is his but they used a body double for the rest.
Just don’t play the video!
He is STILL Gordon Brown, the man with the broken moral compass
He never can give a straight answer. Why is that, I wonder?
God he is hopeless at PMQ’s… on now… Will Lewis’s brother will have a real job on to do a makeover on him like the one he did on Her Madge and co after Diana’s death … The Way Forward Group with Mandy in the Duke of Edinburgh role, mebbe?
Trying to think of the picture opportunities he might set up for Gordy… after the style of the queen takes tea in a high-rise Glasgow flat… or Maggie cuddles a newborn calf… Look out for pics of Gordy reading ‘The Gruffalo’ to groups of nursery children.
PMQs is like a bear garden this morning, with Gordy as the stumbling, chained, dancing bear. However, Diamond Dave was temporarily worsted when he referred to the recession’s being… ‘all over Europe’.
Grovelling lick-spittles paying tribute to Gorbals Mick.
That hoon should be strung up.
Strung up? Jolly good idea.
BTW, is it also traditional to drag the Speaker AWAY from the chair, or Gorballs Mick’s case a first?
Brown is dire,i really think he is bonkers now!!
Not much support off his backbenchers as well!
I think he is bonkers too.
Brown may or may not be bonkers. But is there any connection between Gordon Brown’s long term hatred of Robin Cook and Jim Devine being deselected ?
Robin Cook was the last honourable man in the liebore party .when he got caught with his cock out he resigned ! credit to the man.
How dare the washed-up hoon of a Speaker reprimand Cameron?
Cameron winds McDoom up and then sits back as McDoom goes into Rant Overload Mode. More please!!!!!
Brown just cannot answer any straight question and frankly never has. No bonuses or rewards for bankers, did he really say that? My god the man has no shed decency or morals. God I just look at him and get so damned angry!!!!!
And yet you will still find people who would vote for him. Mostly civil servants because their jobs are on the line, but still people would vote for that pile of excrement. That is what makes me sick!
The turds our dog coils on the lawn have more backbones than Brown
Do you discover Gordon filming the process from the bushes? I gather he got the habit from Bliar.
Im a civil servant and have absolutely no intention of voting Labour
good man !
T’was in the year two thousand and nine
The speakers expenses were all dandy and fine
When a wee wee boy on the Telegraph staff
Saw all of the claims made on his behalf
The toiling masses who paid for his hose
Were shocked at what had been expose(d)
The wee bastard had maxed out his airmiles card
All o’ of us poor beggars had been shafted hard
The ruddy faced git could hardly read his resignation letter
The good folk of Britain thought they deserved better
So they tossed him out pretty damn quick
And so ends the tale of poor Gorbals Mick.
Bravo
Thank You for the kind words.
Over 60 million people in this country are victims of Gordon abuse every week. Will the PM please ensure that he will do something for these victims by going to live in Belarus.
Isn’t Belarus a little too close?
Antarctica.
It’s further away
Pluto would be better.
He’s not welcome out here!!
tell McMENTAL that everybody on the moon votes labour ! he’ll be off like a fucking shot !
Even Antarctica is still on the same planet. Still, I guess he could always blame the ice caps melting on the Americans.
You inconsiderate hoon! What makes you think WE want the horrible one-eyed Caledonian mutant leering over our chicks and inflicting his dreadful curse on us?
Send the bastard to Gruinard Island.
Along with Polly!
What have the Penguins done to offend you for you to thrust the Gorgon onto them?
Penguins have feelings as well you know!
MP: “Has the PM been receiving informal briefings from Damian McBride?”
PM: “No, I haven’t”
Why would someone ask that?
Actually it was:
“Has the government been receiving……
No I haven’t”
Yet again he fully failed to answer the question
Which probably means that he’s still very much there, just not talking to Broon directly so as to maintain deniability.
A better question would have been
“Is Damian McBride working within the Government” – even better, make it a written question to the Cabinet Office, which would require a (researched) written answer from a Minister.
The brevity and total certainty of the PM’s answer spoke volumes. The follow-up question should be “Has anyone else in the Cabinet or working in or for the Labour government received any briefings from Damian McBride whether formal or informal?” I wonder how Gordon Brown would answer that question?
Is that what the Mentalist said? I couldn’t hear because the gobshite BBC twat was talking over it, explaining to us who Damian McBride was, like we were a bunch of numpties.
Still, the Prime Felcher’s answer was instructive, inasmuch as it was a standard New Dogshit non denial denial. So that’s a yes then.
sorry, can’t do written, run out of crayons…
Brown is a numpty – he lies and lies and lies. Why does he think anyone other than an idiot would believe him – it is obvious to a blind man on a dark night that the Government cannot continue to borrow in excess of 100 billion per annum for ever – the cost of servicing the debt will exceed any departmental budget at that rate!
Brown is a stupid, old tosspot! If the markets did not believe he will lose the next election (badly), the UK would have lost its AAA credit rating already!
God, I hate Brown so very, very much!!!!
Agreed, they should put PMQs on the Sci-Fi channel
Missed PMQs bugger. How did Dave do?
His head almost wobbled off, see above.
dave 8 brown 2 clegg didnt notice
Horse manure
Would you like fries with that?
Cameron 8 Clegg 1 Brown *
* Brown didn’t score as he had to be Sectioned under the Mental Health Act
Unfortunately Gordy got in one punch on the nose when Dave appeared to admit that the recession was ‘all over Europe’ and not the PM’s own fault… otherwise it was the same old crap as usual…
Plus the speaker had to give O’Cameron a standing count.
and we all know what a fine upstanding chap he is.
Was Gorbals sober? Surely not – first time for everything. I hope he dies in severe pain, like Castro – cancer of his sphincter. The odious, disgusting, failed abortion, truculent, stupid, diseased vermin like serwerage eating, scrotum sucking, bullying, halitosis ridden, pox spreading runt.
That’s as may be, but O’Cameron must be mightily thick, he keeps making the same infantile mistake.
He has to address the speaker, which means he cannot use the word ‘you’ when referring to Brown.
It’s basic, really it is.
What is it that triggers O’Cameron’s use of ‘you’?
It shows O’Cameron’s lack of manners and charcater.
Dave Prentiss says Labour is attacking public spending today
Yes, the labour benches were laughing at something and it wasn’t quite clear why. I think that they’re hysterical. And then when they starting doing that hooting noise I thought what a lot of fecking arrogant bastards they were.
oh and yes: Brown set down a dividing line – not Labour spending v Tory cuts. But delusion v reality. Brown, and his cheerleaders have publically seperated themselves from reality.
I am Joe Public, and it was clear to me. Labour will be decimated at the next election.
Good on you Joe Public . Fuck off MB!
Does anyone understand this “O’Cameron” business?
Not trying to stir up anti-irish feelings are you?
Dick the Prick… why list only his good points ?
Tin unless you had not noticed, Speaker Martin has said specifically that it is offensive to him to be called ‘Gorbals Mick’ precisely because it is an abusive term religiously and racially. People and the press have not respected his wish that he no longer be referred to in that way.
Now if the Daily Mail or Quentin Letts or someone similar were to say David Cameron is a Mick, what would be the reaction?
Anyhow Cameron is a Scottish name, isn’t it?
So what’s the point of O’Cameron my little hibernophobe ? ‘O’ is quite clearly an Irish pre-fix
3 o’clock
Does he hate hedgehogs, dormice and bears for their winter laziness?
Ah sorry. I was confused.
MB: No it shows Cameron’s contempt for Brown I am sure it is deliberate. Please I am sure Brown referred to Bankers not receiving bonuses etc, etc did I hear this or was I mistaken as there does not seem to be a thread on this pont?
Jonathon,
So even you don’t know why you are calling him O’Cameron?
MB doesn’t even know why he gets up in the morning. Bless. GORBALS GORBALS GORBALS. Speaker should be pleased. Normally call him much worse.
Because it’s O’Funny.
No. Its not. Its puerile.
What a filthy racist you are Materbater.
Tony Blair was a racist and Gordon Brown is a racist so I suppose we should not be surprised.
After all they both thought, as I am sure you did, that those Iraq’is would not be able to get rid of Saddam without the help of white countries.
Think you are better than other people do you Masterbates?
Oh and I suppose white van man is dutch. No the o in cameron is a prefix for Orfull
the term MICK is just short for michael
So, Gordon was asked if the government were still taking briefings from Damian McBride?
Broon’s answer “I am not“
Does this mean that McCnut is not advising the govt, or that he is advising everyone except Broon, so as to maintain deniability??
Guido, can we find any evidence of contact between the two men, which would prove that Broon told porkies to the House??
I would suspect that someone has “evidence” that McPoison has been doing exactly that. A neat trick if that is the case, since Brown will have been forced to openly and provably lie in public if so. Let’s hope that is the case!
More on this – Brown said “I have not” when he should have said “the government has not”. Semantics I know, but if there is evidence McBride has been briefing the Government, then Brown is still lying by using the first person singular, instead of “we” or “the Government” – by talking in the first person, he is indicating that he knows something of the sort has indeed been going on and he is trying to avoid accusations of telling a downright, verifiable lie. This could turn out to have been the most important exchange during the whole of this PMQs session.
He didn’t stop to think about the answer either, he jumped up straight away and started talking.
This suggests that he knew what he was going to say in advance and had planned the answer to that question if he was asked it – answering of course the question he wished to have been asked rather than what actually was.
The symantics therefore were quite deliberate, if he had answered with ‘No’ or a longer answer saying the same thing it would have been an outright pork pie in the House, which would have him in real trouble.
There is definitely more to this story, watch this blog I reckon…
Oh I get it. Its the meaning of is, or is is!
His answer in the personal pronoun could indicate that he thinks that he is Government!
But then again, I am not very bright. However, I do know that Labour are going to be wiped out at the next election. Good Lord, so they are!
You should ask mandelson if he has been getting support from McBride, as you know he is the prime minister now any way.
if the question was “has the priminister been taking advice from Mc scum ” then indeed Brhoon was telling the truth as Mangledbum wont take advice from anyone !
There is a rumour that McBride was responsible for an anonymous letter purporting to be from a group of disaffected Tory MPs criticising Cameron for the way he is dealing with the expenses issue.
See ConservativeHome for details.
It has McBride’s fingerprints all over it.
http://conservativehome.blogs.com/thetorydiary/2009/06/a-letter-complaining-about-team-camerons-power-is-circulated-to-all-tory-mps.html
Looks to have a certain cnut’s fingerprints all over it
What a bunch of cúnts our parliamentarians are.
Nick Robinson…I’ve got two words to say to you! FUCK OFF!
Don’t be too hard on Nick, he has Down’s Syndrome.
Brown’s Syndrome, actually….
Down ing street syndrome !
Nick Robinson, the impartial one. The bias he shows is outrageous but come to expect that from him and his employer so nothing new. You would think they would at least try to be objective is it so clear to see through. No doubt a day of reckoning will come for auntie in the fullness of time.
Why do you bother with PMQ’s, you know that Brown is an habitual liar. Postal votes and immigrants permitting, the only thing that will bring him down is the electorate in a general election. Just wait till then.
The protection of our borders is fundamental to the future of our country. We are committed to building on the progress we have made to create a system in which people can have confidence, which protects the security of the United Kingdom, prevents abuse of our laws, and is fair to both legal migrants and the British public. We are building an immigration system fit for the 21st century, one which benefits Britain.
Haven’t you been carted off yet?
Why bother with the protection of our borders when what is fundamental to the future of labour is capitulation to europe and more mass immigration and the destruction of the English. We are committed to building on the progress we have already made in creating a system in which immigrants can have confidence, which protects the security of travellers, immigrants and all other Europeans, except the English ofcourse, and which prevents the abuse of our laws by the English, and is more than fair to legal migrants and not the British public. We are building a land for immigrants fit for the 21st century, and who will on the whole vote labour.
Labour is also proud to announce Directors on the dole: Jobless rate soars to 12-year high with white collar workers hit hardest.
KEY WORD smallwidge ! BENEFITS !
Completely OT, what shepherds do to stave off boredom
Viral marketing bullshit for Samsung. Don’t be a carrier…
.243 Win? That’s a rabbit cartridge.
Try to .300 Mag. Much nicer.
WTF size rabbits have you got running around your patch ? Where are you ? Sellafield ?
exceptionally good looking sheep..I must say..
Why did the ZanuLabour windowlicking spineless, criminal, incompetent scum get all a-hoo-haa when DC ‘slipped up’ over the Europe wide recession? DC or the Toried have never denied the Europe wide recession, but helpfully pointed out that aside from the PIGS, the northern European states were in much better shape to get out of it.
These loonies really do think the public have short memories and perhaps their ‘shameless’ vote base does, but the silent majority has turned.
Incidentally I thought Julia Goldsworthy looked rather hot today, nice pair too.
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB124500992205413331.html
Of coure there is a bloody recession in Europe. It is the extent of personal debt and the added burden to put the country’s finances in order. It will take years here!
UK = Europe. (we are in Europe, geographically, culturally, politically and historically)
UK = Recession.
Europe = Recession.
QED.
que?
Gordon Brown sounded like he was gonna cry throughout. Radio Rental.
LabourList usually have a ‘PMQs open thread’ but today they were mysteriously too busy. Your live chat was swamped with messages from various people using the name HarpersonMcBride or something. I wonder if the two things are connected?
I thought that filtering sewerage was down to the mods.
I suppose the labourlistas realise that a live chat as popular as Guido’s is impossible to mod in real time – how do you filter explosive diarrhea? Couple this with Guido being punked over Purnell and it begins to look like a devious plan.
Notice closely how few bother to defend of pitcher plant Osborne.
Labour will close schools and hospitals
Osborne will catch flies and mouth the words someone else is speaking.
He’s too busy thinking of all the troughing he’s done.
Dear Anti-Tory
Ha! Yes it would be quite a treat to see the labial fly-catching of the pasty and foppish George “Old Eton Boy” Osborne.
The man is emblematic of the overpromoted mediocrity and shamelessness of the English middle classes. Ha!
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
Hey Master Wanker, Go and roger Mandy.
Curb your fantasizing.
Goodness me, I am not the sharpest tool in the shed, but even I know that Labour will be decimated at the next election.
Other way round old boy, Mandy likes a bit of young bum, though he is prepared to give Grim Gordon the Gobbling Gargoyle the occasional boffe de politesse for old time’s sake.
Orville Brown and the amazing Mandy
Brillo is quizzing Ben Bradshaw and Michael Gove now on The Daily Politics about who is effectively ‘on planet balls’ over the inevitable cuts and or tax rises… Both are tittupping round the subject but, as neither is a stupid hoon, it is obvious that they both think ‘hard choices will have to be made’.
Only McBroon blethers on about the only choice to be made will be between Labour who will INVEST and Tories who will CUT. Now he really IS a hoon.
Calibre of ZaNuLab drones :
Bradshaw : “all these figures make my head spin…”
But he’s bang on message as to exactly how much the Tories will cut.
And he’s not told what to say by anyone…
Shameless hoon.
Silly little girl, don’t fill her pretty little head with nasty numbers, why can’t you mention her new hair do? You men are all the same, you just want a girl for one thing.
Brillo or Bradshaw?
You’d have to ask Anita about Brillo.
Nick Robinson has the insight of a blind, brain-damaged gnat. He really is appalling. His analysis on the Daily Politics and his blatant pro-government bias would make a three year old blush. Just awful.
NR is very poor and remember, WE pay his (no doubt) inflated wages!
NR spends five minutes explaining the dividing lines and how difficult Brown’s attack will be for the Tories etc, but never actually pointed out that according to Brown’s own budget figures, Brown is lying.
How can you hold any sort of debate with a blatant liar such as Brown? Nick Robinson, it is your job to tell the public that the Prime Minister is not being truthful, based on his own budget figures.
NR: Is “Small Beer” I remember when BBC reporters where really worth listening to. Now unfortunately they are not. If he gets much closer he is going to disappear up GB asshole!
Yeah Nick, cos people love the angry , tub thumping scottish Gordon we saw today! Clearly Brown’s on a winner with that!
Nick RObinson’s pre PMQ’s predictions are ALWAYS wrong, even though, week after week he’s manifestly proven wrong in real time he carries on regardless. His political pontifications are no less dubious.
Robinson is becoming another Anatole Kaletsky: his considered opinion is dead wrong every time.
PRO TIP: bet against Toenails.
I was surprised Cameron didn’t pick up on the mention of more Asset selling by Labour. What Assets do Britain have left since Brown flogged all the gold?
How about the MAIL SERVICE
There’s a little bit of gold left, although we now have one of the lowest gold reserves in the developed world. So he’ll probably flog that off (telling the market first so he tanks the price again first) and the Royal Mail. He’ll probably flog off any oil we have left as well. Fucking traitor.
Call me Dave ALWAYS misses the open goal.
When was the last time he drew blood?
He needs McBruin to stay in office so he does not have to give the people a referendum on Lisbon. When that is ratified and only then, will he broadside the mentalist, knowing that all the tough decisions on the EU will be effectively null and out of anyone in the UK`s hands.
Of course he will posture and and pretend to be outraged but emasculated thanks to ZaNuLab “outrageous” betrayal of the British people over the EU and then carry on pretending that the Tories are the government, while actually the laws of the vassal province of the former UK, are made in another country, by people we never elected or can ever remove.
The charade is almost complete now, just a few months left to go before the revelation that the UK has effectively been absorbed into the fascist fiefdom of the EU and we are just passengers on a journey, we never wanted, asked for or can leave.
Socialist fiefdom, I think you will find. You know, like the USSR or the GDR
I got the feeling Broon wanted to get Cameron off the topic of spending cuts and as he mentioned “selling assets” at least twice, decided it was a red herring he wanted Cameron to follow.
Hopefully the investigative journos with follow up the asset flogging tho’.
Enjoyed the mention by Cameron that Brown was confusing the public with his “Mr ten percent” comment, as people thought that referred to Brown’s poll rating.
I agree – I have to say that I do feel Cameron just does not seem to have the brains behind him to help him in these PMQ’s – perhaps it would be better just to NOT plan the 30 mins and go with the flow,starting off by calling Brown,and I quote my proposed opening gambit from Cameron should be;
“Brown you fucking thieving Scot’s bastard – fuck off”
and then see how it goes from there.
That’s “Scotch bastard”. The thieving dole McMonkeys hate it, apparently.
Property, apparently. Sold gold at the bottom, may as well flood the weakest commercial property market for eons with another 20 yards:
http://www.propertyweek.com/story.asp?storycode=3142215
Gorbals is stumbling his way through a resignation statement. Can’t even read properly!
Drag him from the chair now !
it must be a scotish thing, Mctwat carnt read either.
I see McBroon’s almer mater Kirkaldy High Scool where he was ‘Hothoused’ ie kept away from the plebs as he was sooooooooo clever, has now been voted one of the worst schools in Scotland.
Can watch. Won’t watch.
He professes to be tee-total too much……..
o/t check out gordons collar
Nurse forgot to tuck it in.
and its on sky live
It’s part of the ‘Bag of Spanners’ look favoured by dead men walking and the clearly heavilly medicated. The undergarments would probably be best viewed through a radio telescope.
He also needs to learn how to tie his own tie, or at least get one on elastic.
OMG!!! gordon is praising Saint Michael – quite put me off my lunch
Trust me Dave should say “Fuck off you scotish thieving Hoon and dont let the door hit your arse on the way out”
…and LET the door hit your arse…
Dave – oh this is better – talking about how he served at a time when executive is overmighty and parliament’s role diminished – OK Dave wind it up let’s get rid of him!!!!!
Clegg opened with “Under the circumstances I am grateful for the opportunity to speak” – that’s as close to a knife as we will get in the Commons today!
Yawn.
All three main partys deserve lynching.
They all know that the electorate want a General Election now to pass our judgement on this, the most rotten Parliament in our history.
We have a cabal of crooks for a cabinet, a sectionable Prime Mentalist & 2 opposition partys that are just as corrupt as the Government of the day.
Dissolve Parliament.
Gorbals Mick’s Mutual Admiration Society. What an utter waste of an afternoon.
How much is Gorbal’s leaving party going to cost us? I assume we’ll be paying for it!
Nick Robinson gave the Labour line in his analysis of PMQ’s, on the issue of cuts, ‘Labour think they’ve got him’ (Cameron).
On Five Live John Pienaar and even Mrs Labour, Jackie Ashley said Brown’s claims simply aren’t credible.
What a ridiculous figure Robinson is
I couldn’t believe it when he said that. Still, there’s always a job for him at the Iranian Ministry of Truth.
reminds of that iraqi bloke as the tanks went in
Muhammed Saeed al Sahaf – Comical Ali – whatever became of him?
Just for you nell:
http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com/
“The infidels are committing suicide in their hundreds at the gates of Baghdad”
Priceless!!!! He was about as honest as gordon wasn’t he? At least he was entertaining – something gordon could never be.
Thanks – made my day!!!!
Comical robinson, it has a certain ring to it ! If you want a quiet chuckle, look at the comments following a Toenails’ blog post. Joe public don’t half give him some stick, the moderators must be coining in the overtime.
A source says that BBC’s Question Time programme has asked all 22 Cabinet Ministers if they would appear on the programme this week. Every single one refused. So we will be treated to the views of Lord Falconer instead.
labour Democracy in action.
Lying bullying brown owns the labour party just like militant tendency did in the 80′s.
NOW 2.3 MILLION UNEMPLOYED, LARGEST SINCE 1996.
Vote for destroying our country, vote labour.
Plus the 2.8m on Incapacity Benefit. All those lying scumbags who have ‘depression’ and ‘bad backs’. For the few where this is a reality I sincerely apologise but the rest of you lying disgusting t……….s should be ashamed. It makes me laugh at all these men who manage to father numerous children whilst being depressed what a f……g liberty. As for the unemployed there are two or three distinct ethnic groups who have always being economically inactive.They do not want to take part in our society yet they want our money/health service/housing. If you were to look at their particular work record you will find that about 75% are unemployed and the other 25% are ‘Community workers/advisers/translators to the 75% unemployed.
Piers Moron really has a face you could quite happily shit on. Where’s Oaten when we need him?
Experimenting with breath freshening products
Something my mother used to say came to mind as I was just examining his picture -
“If the wind changes whilst you’re pulling that face – you’ll get stuck like that”
Bank pours cold water on economic recovery
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1193646/Company-directors-dole-downturn-hits-professionals.html
* A job is now being lost every 30 seconds
* McDonald’s receiving 2,200 applications a day
* Directors and CEOs claiming the dole up 200%
vote labour, vote destruction of our country
Is Brown a dinosaur??? Is Jack Straw a stupid blogger?
http://moralorder.mediumisthemess.com/blog
Dear All
Ha! I applaud the excellent, peace-loving suggestion of Clegg.
For too long Britain has been deceived by the militarism of the Tories and the imitative belligerence of Nu Labour that in this century we need armed establishments and a military force at all. Ha!
As was so marvellously demonstrated in the prevention of harm to innocents in Israel/Palestine, Lebanon, Burma, Croatia, Bosnia, Kosovo, Darfur in the Sudan and lately Iraq and Afghanistan, the luminaries who manage the United Nations possess wisdom and assiduity enough to avert all conflict.
Resigning, as the true-hearted SNP Socialists advocate, our national arsenals to the honest and incorruptible benevolence of the UN is the way forward for world harmony and civilisation.
Hooray!
We must then divert the money so misspent on military expenses to our under-funded welfare apparatus and our teachers who, since 1997, have surpassed the loftiest requirements in educating British youth to brilliance, but still receive salaries insufficient to their competence and success.
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
Yawn
which would you rather be known as – an simple idiot or a thick windbag?
Mr Laird?
Who else!
To Moley, From Glasgow University.
In reply to your query about Mr Lard
No, Mr Laird has no official ties to the University. Unfortunately there is very
little we can do to stop Mr Laird from expressing himself online. His signature
does not necessarily suggest he is affiliated with the University in any
official capacity (i.e. I could say I am part of the “Campaign for Animal Rights
at Glasgow Zoo” – this does not suggest I was part of Glasgow Zoo, but an
external party aiming to effect changes there)
Laird is a Dickhead.
Have to admit this Laird bloke is a bit of a basement dwelling cock trumpet of the first order.
Piss off and leave me to my Labour propaganda please!
Is he related to Keith Lard? He bums dogs you know.
According to his Wikipedia entry, Mark Oaten has professed a desire to write a book following his departure from the House of Commons.
Something on squatters’ rights, perhaps?
I’m sure he has everything logged. Is the working title Scat & House?
How about “No Shit”?
A revisionist Churchillian romp, entitled Winnie the Pooh
As long as the book isn’t too poo-faced (sic).
scratch n sniff
Well, isn’t having a nice Oaten breakfast a sure cure for diareahhea, diarheeeiria – of fuck, the squits?
I guess only those with a gold plated pension and a £60k payoff if they lose their job will laugh when somone points out there is a Europe wide recession.
Hey – but what do I know. I only live in the real World.
“But also let me remind this House that it passed up an opportunity of dealing with this emotive issue less than a year ago.”
and we passed up the oppotunity to dump the most uselsss, corrupted speaker of all time wqich is you you total fucking twat.
On your last day just get that C U N T brown to actually answer a question. go on… I dare you! you know you wan’t to…
You can’t can’t though can you? Why??
Beacuse you are and have always been a total a labour lickspittle asshole though and through and wear the medal with pride the only speaker to be forced out but” it’s still not my fault gov”. Only thing you did not do so far anyway is to blame it on Thatcher. Did you forget? or are you just off message?
There again your memoirs are not on the bookstand yet.
C U N T Good fucking riddance!!!!! May your retired days be as bad and hopefully worse AND HORRIFIC as you have placed on the workers of this country
FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Get off the fence and tell us what you really think. Stop beating about the bush.
Yes I hate it went commentators couch everything so subtly you can’t tell what they are thinking…
Good point about Martin’s collusion in the scams (look at Brian Binley’s story today). I started listening but suddenly realised I had better things to do.
I take it that he is not one of your favourite politicians? Just a wild guess
Rob, I think it’s a fitting tribute to Speaker Martin for all he’s done to advance democracy and Parliamentary accountability – glad you liked it.
It would be good for society to have an election, clean out the stables, and push all these thousands of tax funded scroungers into the job market.
Too many people on the public payroll, some examples;
Clive Woodward, what the hell is he doing with the Olympics
Alan Sugar, donating cash to Labour, his companies receiving £mm orders from the public purse, is there a connection.
Lord Carter, in for 10 months made a Lord and now back off to sit on the Boards of companies with public sector contracts
The girl who won two gold medals running round a track, cant remember her name;
The list is endless and we are all paying for these bludgers.
How can we orchastrate an election and save this country.
One last point, apolofgies for the rant, why didn’t the BBC show footage of the D-Day vets booing Cyclops, this was VERY newsworthy, and yet kept off the air. The UK is becoming more like North Kores by the minute
Will the new speaker have the courage to name the POM for misleading the House?
Thought not
Will the new speaker have the courage to name the PM for misleading the House?
Thought not
NOPE
To do the paperwork back to 1997 would be very difficult but we will report on this after the next GE
NUKE THEM ALL!!!
errr…. we can’t. I cancelled Trident.
oops!
I really think that Gordon will have to flee the country in the next few months. The frustration in this country is reaching boiling point.
The internet tax is yet another attack on civil liberties and an attempt to control ALL information flow. The man is seriously frightening and yet we, as a people, stand by and let this happen. He has the front to criticise Iran’s elections! At least they had one!
What does it take to make the British people demonstrate their anger?
I have said on this blog so often – stop writing,start marching;
PEACEFULLY,QUIETLY.
Do you think Brown has a helicopter ready in case the people rise up and he needs to make a quick getaway to Russia?
If you could get all the unemployed alone to march to Parliament Square, Brown would be too scared to show his weasel face.
Absolutely, fucking right. I just wish the people of this country could be more spontaneous and politically motivated. There should be a mass march on Parliament to demand a General Election!
Interesting time to also appoint a new head of MI6 as well methinks. Is this in preparation for the “purges?”
I really think Gordon will fleece the country in the next few months
He’s been doing that for the last twelve years.
He’s due a nervous breakdown soon. You can see it in his face. It will be his excuse to leave office without admitting failure. “Medical reasons.” Blair tried it with heart attacks but it didn’t work.
Anything so we never have tosee the way he puts his tongue in his bottom lip when he speaks. He looks like Joey Deacon everytime he does it.
Joey must be turning in his grave!
He’s hanging on like grim death though!
It’s very worrying to be discussing the mental health of the prime minister like this. Who will act to get medical help for him should it becomes necessary?
He had a nervous breakdown. That’s why that weird Southwold holiday was so quiet,, why Bannanaboy thought he could get away with that aborted challenge, and when he came back all we got was subsidised lagging.
He’s drugged to the eyeballs – stammering, twitching, those mad disconnected smiles. It can’t last. Resignation on health grounds, just after the big gilts/sterling bust in the autumn, anyone?
This grave’s getting bloody uncomfortable.
Was I imagining it at PMQ’s when I froze the frame and looked at Brown (not a pretty sight normally) ;
He looks totally mad – whole face skewed and very odd colour.
I just have a feeling he could do an Eden and be carried out by stretcher bearers before we – the electorate – get the chance to throw him out.
Brown is not out of the woods yet – I feel there is so much infighting going on in No10 that it will be like a pub fight that eventually erupts out on to the street.
Also,did you see how,when asked re the Heathrow 3rd runway and lists of names being drawn up,he never looked up when he denied knowledge of it – he looked downwards,almost as if to hide his expression.
Plus the question on McBride being in the pay/influence again – an interesting way to link back to Eden who of course LIED to the House re Suez….
At least Sir Anthony was trying to maintain Britain’s status as a great power, capable of an independent role in the world. Since Suez we have been America’s bitch.
Do you think that the Speaker was really Viz’s “Spoilt Bastard” as a child?
More like Terry Fuckwit
He was me!
Thats where the other one went!!
Sobs Cameron finally admits the recession is global. Well done. Sobs when is the deluded Gordon going to admit cut backs are essential? Britains future generation are going to be bankrupt before they are five. Sobs
I am becoming increasingly concerned about Broons health. He looks terrible, has aged significantly in the last four weeks, and now seems to have to relentlessly rely on make-up to proffer a look of well-being – whether in a TV studio, or, it appears, even in Parliament.
He’s just been laying off the Grecian 2000 and fake tan powder now he can’t claim it on expenses
I think he should retire. The job he’s getting on with doesn’t agree with him. And neither do I. About anything.
Time for bed.
drops em’ for certain
It’s not his makeup, its HD tv. Nothing he can do about it. Will have to apply fake tan and make sure not to get it streaky!
I am getting increasingly concerned that the bastard is still alive.
Judging by Brown’s less strident tones at PMQ, I think he is beginning to realise that the jig is up on the pretence labour are not going to make cuts.
Brown looked ill and (understandably) stressed. He needs a holiday. We need a holiday from him too.
Hesitate to use bad language in front of a grandma, but what he needs is red hot poker up the arse. Or am I thinking of the real PM in the Lords?
It’s OK, I’m very broad minded. I must admit I quite miss the old-fashioned swear words that I heard in my youth. The 4 letter kind can be very repetitive. Variety is the spice of life!
P.S. I’m not that old – still in my early 60s (just).
Cameron was weak again. Whats happened to his confidence? Brown is so awful Cameron should be able to bury him and yet at times he makes him seem in control!
Cameron did the business today against the appalling avalanche of lies and spin spewed forth from the rotting whale carcass that is McFinished.
If you are going to troll for Labour, at least make yourself vaguely credible.
I think Cameron’s getting bored. Brown was astonishing: he gave the same “answer” (a pre-packed soundbite) FIVE times in a row, virtually word for word. He is dullness personnified. But Cameron should ask more cunning questions, not just accusations that Brown is bound to deny. Some little gentle traps into Brown will inevitably plunge.
Funny Simon Lewis should be appointed purveyor of the PM’s Sharpie Pen, after this was the course of action suggested on Guido a week back. Someone briefed to take over the pisspoor daily press conference.
No doubt a short term appointment and as Lewis came from vodaphone – must be used to low flying Nokias…tin hats all round (listen you crunt I suggested it on here)
And another thing….If Mandy is running several ministeries ‘off the hoof” from the House of Lords and short term political peers 250 pages of digiatl claptrap gets you a peerage eh ‘lord ‘ Carter – how come no one has ever asked him about the horlicks he made of CableTel? Not on his CV either me thinks.
How will Many be able to answer questions from MP’s in the House of Commons?
No use saying a Secretary of State will be briefed as Mandy does not do long term written down strategy, his policy is decided on how many devil vegetables he consumed the nght before and how high he’s got on the methane produced from his scrawny loins …ugh.. nasty.. hence ‘Green shoots my arse…’also a new meaning for the phrase ‘shit or bust’ but as we are both and well bust at that, does it really matter?
Hope for an Indian Summer and put good money on a rush to the country in November this year. Before the winter sets in and swine flu is everywhere.
AND FINALLY
FULL BOUND GLOSSY EDITION OF ALL MP’S EXPENSES DATA AND SO ON IN THIS SATURDAYS EDITION OF THE DAILY TELEGRAPH . BUY SEVERAL COPIES THESE WILL BE COLLECTORS EDITIONS. LAWYERS WILL CERTAINLY WANTING LOADS OF COPIES SO IT SHOULD SELL OUT FAST….YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED..
Martin goes with a whimper, not a bang and people see Brown as having a laugh at our expense
Quiet astounding that on the day that figures have been released that unemployment has risen by a further 240,000 during the three months to April nobody at PMQS thought this even worthy of mention. Do these tossers realise they are supposed to represent their constituents?. Hang on Brown to the eleventh hour, every month that goes by means 5 less Labour M.P.s will be returned after the next election, conservative estimate (small c). Lay off the Presbyterian’s Gordon… you are giving them a bad name and shove your ‘moral’ compass where the sun don’t shine. PARCEL OF ROGUES IN A NATION!
Brown keeps banging on about investment but you can only “invest” if you have money in the first Place. The country is Broke and what Brown really means is taking out massive Loans a la Ocean Finance in an attempt to buy his way out of debt. A vicious circle. Next stop the Loan Sharks !
Absolutely spot on. The public finances are fucked and the balance of payments is fucked and all Labour can do is promise increased expenditure than the country can’t afford. The net result is that more and more of Britain will end up being owned by foreigners. The one aspect of the Chelsea Barracks saga that no-one commented on is, why should this valuable tract of London be in the possession of camel herders? In return for their oil we give them our birthright.
KITTY USSHER resigns ! SKY NEWS ! you cant have a treasury minister flipping their house and avoiding capitol gains tax What about her fucking boss capitol gains tax X4 crooked bastard !
Former Labour voter says:
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